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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day. We make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart and funny. Everybody's it's the fuck that to

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<v Speaker 1>the day.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, how does this work? Alex Joe Namath had a

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<v Speaker 2>losing record in his NFL career. He won sixty two

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<v Speaker 2>games as a quarterback, he lost sixty three. He had

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<v Speaker 2>one hundred and seventy three touchdowns to his two hundred

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<v Speaker 2>and twenty interceptions. Today he's a Hall of Fame quarterback

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<v Speaker 2>because he went to the Super Bowl and guaranteed a

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<v Speaker 2>victory and walked out with that one finger up in

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<v Speaker 2>the air, and then he banged a ton of hot chicks.

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<v Speaker 1>So if you say Eli Manning's not a Hall of Famer,

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<v Speaker 1>look at that stad Eli.

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<v Speaker 2>Manning is is an easy Hall of Famer when you

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<v Speaker 2>look at Joe Namath. But is Joe Namath the most

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<v Speaker 2>undeserving Hall of Famer? Ever? It was early and it's

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<v Speaker 2>like he puts balls on the table right there, like

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<v Speaker 2>nobody really done that. So I think like to be

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<v Speaker 2>the first guy to really do that in the NFL.

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<v Speaker 1>And then you bring so much like notoriety to the sports,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like.

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<v Speaker 2>You bring outside people into this game of football that

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<v Speaker 2>was kind of you know, newer back then, he was

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<v Speaker 2>making movies. He was a rock star. He was good

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<v Speaker 2>for the game. Yeah. Can you tell the story of

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<v Speaker 2>football without Joe Amath? Probably not? Okay, Okay, that's a

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<v Speaker 2>great way to put it. Those are horrible statistics.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, No, I agree, But he had that one run.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he made the AFL seem like it was legit.

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<v Speaker 2>He just had the worst knees ever. He was always

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<v Speaker 2>banged up. Yeah, but he was sitting on the sidelines

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<v Speaker 2>in that sig and that fur coat. Okay. Finally, uh h, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I got two more for you. Oreos. You think Oreo's

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<v Speaker 2>are revolutionary, like how they came up with those little

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<v Speaker 2>sandwich cookies and the stuffing in the middle. They are

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<v Speaker 2>knockoff of Hydrox Cookies, not vice versa. Hydrocks debut in

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<v Speaker 2>nineteen oh eight. Oreos copied them, came out in nineteen twelve.

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<v Speaker 1>That is.

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<v Speaker 2>Marketing is important. You can still buy Hydrocks, I believe cookies. Finally,

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, Hugh Jackman's got to be I'm gonna guess

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<v Speaker 2>six three Reynolds. They're tall, they lean, They're tall for Hollywood.

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<v Speaker 1>They're tall for Hollywood, which isn't always as tall as

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<v Speaker 1>we think.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll go six to two for Hugh Jackman. Wolverine's official

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<v Speaker 2>comic book height stands at five three's.

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<v Speaker 1>Neat, you got it six too exactly.

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<v Speaker 2>That's two, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>It's the fuck that to the day we make you

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<v Speaker 1>look smart. Boys that to the day