WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.240 --> 00:00:02.480 All right, Dave, are you back in or is Gus in? 2 00:00:02.759 --> 00:00:06.919 What are we doing? I made it breaking news. Yes, 3 00:00:07.000 --> 00:00:07.759 besides the wreck. 4 00:00:07.960 --> 00:00:10.199 Uh huh, Slayer. 5 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:13.359 Is back it Louder than Light. Apparently that's a news story. 6 00:00:13.359 --> 00:00:16.640 Apparently it ran on the regular news. I was like, 7 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:18.239 the news is covering Slayer. 8 00:00:18.640 --> 00:00:22.120 They got back to do this show this past. 9 00:00:22.800 --> 00:00:24.120 Okay, they'd broken up. 10 00:00:24.239 --> 00:00:28.120 And then it, uh it rained and you know these 11 00:00:28.399 --> 00:00:33.359 monster devil worshipmen guys, but we don't want to go 12 00:00:33.399 --> 00:00:37.759 on the stage because it's rainy and windy. It's scary, so. 13 00:00:37.679 --> 00:00:39.840 They had to cancel it. Slayer canceled. 14 00:00:41.320 --> 00:00:42.439 We're scared of the rain. 15 00:00:42.600 --> 00:00:44.560 Oh you were mocking Slayer at this point. 16 00:00:45.439 --> 00:00:47.640 We don't we don't want to go out there because 17 00:00:47.679 --> 00:00:48.280 it's windy. 18 00:00:48.479 --> 00:00:50.320 Is that an actual sound from TAGGI? 19 00:00:50.359 --> 00:00:53.079 Where did you find that sound? You got any more 20 00:00:53.079 --> 00:00:53.640 of that sound? 21 00:00:53.679 --> 00:00:53.880 Dave? 22 00:00:54.600 --> 00:00:55.399 That's all I've got? 23 00:00:55.600 --> 00:00:58.640 Okay, Wow, that was incredible that he's so quick with that. 24 00:01:00.119 --> 00:01:04.200 It's a great day here at iHeart Studios because we 25 00:01:04.319 --> 00:01:08.239 finally got a coffee maker back. Oh and that's not 26 00:01:09.280 --> 00:01:12.000 that's not the best part part of the leads. So 27 00:01:12.040 --> 00:01:14.959 I made my very first doughnut coffee with the new 28 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:18.120 coffee machine, and it's got you know, when you pump gas, 29 00:01:18.760 --> 00:01:21.920 how the guys there talking to you on the video screen, going, hey, 30 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:26.200 you should get a reverse mortgage, you know, with the 31 00:01:26.239 --> 00:01:29.680 reverse mortgage, we pay you and then you're homeless. Whatever 32 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:33.959 it might be. So I'm watching my coffee and the 33 00:01:34.000 --> 00:01:37.879 screen comes up and it says how many miles does 34 00:01:37.959 --> 00:01:43.599 the average office chair move within a year? Like if 35 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:46.719 you were to keep track of an office chair rolling 36 00:01:46.799 --> 00:01:49.640 over to your neighbor, rolling to the coffee machine, rolling 37 00:01:49.680 --> 00:01:53.519 back and forth, how many miles would that travel? 38 00:01:53.920 --> 00:01:58.000 My god, over years? I mean, let's try to answer. 39 00:01:58.519 --> 00:01:58.680 Man. 40 00:01:58.719 --> 00:02:01.040 It sounds like a toddler came up with that. How 41 00:02:01.079 --> 00:02:03.079 far do you think your chair travels? Dad? 42 00:02:03.719 --> 00:02:04.560 Like, in a year? 43 00:02:04.959 --> 00:02:08.199 I don't know, Son. How much does the earthway? I 44 00:02:08.280 --> 00:02:09.280 don't know, Son. 45 00:02:09.520 --> 00:02:11.120 How many trees are on Earth? 46 00:02:11.680 --> 00:02:17.360 Son? Thirty two billion, six hundred and twelve. Actually I 47 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:20.439 got the mind of a toddler, so I found it. Well, Okay, Dave, 48 00:02:20.560 --> 00:02:22.439 at the break, I'll tell you how many? Yeah, I 49 00:02:22.439 --> 00:02:27.080 don't listen. I think Dave is uninterested in that nomber day? 50 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:28.479 Were you uninterested as well? 51 00:02:29.120 --> 00:02:29.319 Dave? 52 00:02:29.439 --> 00:02:31.800 Is ten minutes behind where he normally is at the moment. 53 00:02:31.919 --> 00:02:33.759 Okay, his brain is working, okay, and. 54 00:02:34.000 --> 00:02:35.319 I'm setting up a bunch of things. 55 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:38.479 Both of you all take your headphones off. She can't hear, 56 00:02:38.520 --> 00:02:39.800 and I'm gonna tell the listeners, no. 57 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:40.240 You can. 58 00:02:40.360 --> 00:02:43.719 It's not it's I don't want you know the answer. 59 00:02:43.800 --> 00:02:45.080 I don't care about the answer. 60 00:02:45.199 --> 00:02:46.520 Take your headphones a mile. 61 00:02:46.639 --> 00:02:47.120 I don't care. 62 00:02:47.319 --> 00:02:48.479 Take your headphones. 63 00:02:49.800 --> 00:02:52.639 Eight miles? Did you do it? 64 00:02:52.759 --> 00:02:57.280 Got it? Eight miles? Every single time? 65 00:02:57.400 --> 00:02:58.599 Man, it can't be true. 66 00:02:58.599 --> 00:02:59.759 By the way it is. 67 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:00.639 It can't be checked. 68 00:03:00.639 --> 00:03:03.599 Okay, and no one else cares. Let me fact, no 69 00:03:03.599 --> 00:03:10.039 one else cares. All right, No it's true, says eight 70 00:03:10.080 --> 00:03:11.000 miles right here? 71 00:03:11.879 --> 00:03:13.919 Yeah, okay, all right. 72 00:03:13.960 --> 00:03:18.360 So the other lead story today is the fate of 73 00:03:18.520 --> 00:03:19.159 right thank you? 74 00:03:19.719 --> 00:03:20.240 How far? 75 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.120 How far is your office chair traveling? 76 00:03:24.199 --> 00:03:24.400 Here? 77 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:25.319 He's distracted? 78 00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:27.960 Signed out tonight at eleven he has. 79 00:03:27.840 --> 00:03:29.400 A relationship with the coffeemaker. 80 00:03:29.479 --> 00:03:30.280 Now I love it. 81 00:03:30.360 --> 00:03:33.639 That's that's such an interesting stat Thank you, mister coffee maker. 82 00:03:35.360 --> 00:03:36.400 See it a couple of minutes. 83 00:03:38.120 --> 00:03:40.960 The fate of Humana could be the lead for twenty 84 00:03:41.080 --> 00:03:44.199 twenty five. Ten thousand employees are still here in Louisville 85 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:48.240 or in Kentucky, sixty three thousand employees total. They have 86 00:03:48.319 --> 00:03:50.319 been on a roll for about a decade. But they 87 00:03:50.360 --> 00:03:53.199 are wobbling now. They got weak knees. And of course 88 00:03:53.240 --> 00:03:54.960 we still haven't figured out what they're going to do 89 00:03:55.039 --> 00:03:58.520 with that huge building that rumors. 90 00:03:58.719 --> 00:04:02.400 Yes, stop David one those aids are over by the way, 91 00:04:03.159 --> 00:04:04.000 that's not happening. 92 00:04:04.159 --> 00:04:06.560 I got it. I got an idea for you, Mana. 93 00:04:06.879 --> 00:04:10.400 It might say that, you know, why don't you raise 94 00:04:10.599 --> 00:04:15.439 the rates on insurance and cover less? That's just crazy 95 00:04:15.520 --> 00:04:18.240 enough to work. Seems to work with our insurance. Now. 96 00:04:18.319 --> 00:04:21.519 John Bold did that investigation assault last night where there's 97 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:25.199 a new company that all they do is when you 98 00:04:25.240 --> 00:04:28.560 get declined, they step in on behalf of the hospital 99 00:04:28.600 --> 00:04:31.680 because the hospital, because the hospital wants to get paid two. 100 00:04:31.759 --> 00:04:34.600 So they stepped the hospitals. They work for the hospitals, 101 00:04:34.639 --> 00:04:37.040 like ten hospitals, and they work for the hospitals, and 102 00:04:37.079 --> 00:04:39.480 they go, look, we're gonna get you because most they said, 103 00:04:39.480 --> 00:04:42.680 most of the time with insurance, it's just lack of paperwork. 104 00:04:42.759 --> 00:04:45.959 So they figure it out and then you get covered. Okay, 105 00:04:46.519 --> 00:04:51.199 But again, so Signa has decided to call off their 106 00:04:51.279 --> 00:04:55.480 bid to form a bigger company with Signa and Humana. 107 00:04:55.759 --> 00:05:01.399 That is over called, so if he man again. 108 00:05:02.199 --> 00:05:05.120 They announced they're leaving that twenty seven story beautiful building, 109 00:05:05.160 --> 00:05:08.560 but they say rumor has it it's got structural issues, 110 00:05:08.600 --> 00:05:10.720 so I don't know. It's on five hundred West Main Street. 111 00:05:10.879 --> 00:05:12.560 But they also have the other one that used to 112 00:05:12.639 --> 00:05:16.759 be the Bellnat Building. Anybody older than fifty knows that. 113 00:05:16.639 --> 00:05:18.959 It would be a beautiful vaccine clinic. 114 00:05:19.160 --> 00:05:20.319 What is he still doing? 115 00:05:21.439 --> 00:05:31.480 Shut out, Kennedy, Kennedy, I love it. 116 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:32.519 Shut your ass face. 117 00:05:32.680 --> 00:05:37.199 I do the radio. 118 00:05:37.279 --> 00:05:40.439 Come on, man, the radio bro. Let me see your guys. 119 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:46.279 Oh, Bobby the booby. This is just that, it really is. 120 00:05:47.199 --> 00:05:48.600 What did you do on your day off? 121 00:05:49.399 --> 00:05:52.920 Finished up watching The Penguin on HBO? And man, is 122 00:05:52.959 --> 00:05:53.600 it ever good? 123 00:05:53.720 --> 00:05:53.920 Good? 124 00:05:53.920 --> 00:05:54.240 Is it? 125 00:05:54.560 --> 00:05:55.240 Have you seen it? 126 00:05:55.319 --> 00:05:55.439 No? 127 00:05:55.800 --> 00:05:56.319 God? 128 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:59.399 Is Colin Farrell's the guy that plays him? Yeah? 129 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:00.439 He looks, Yeah, it doesn't. 130 00:06:01.439 --> 00:06:03.160 It looks nothing like him. I would I don't know 131 00:06:03.160 --> 00:06:04.720 if I would have taken the part. You got to 132 00:06:04.759 --> 00:06:07.120 be in the chair. They gotta be making this guy 133 00:06:07.199 --> 00:06:09.560 up for twelve hours before they even film. I don't 134 00:06:09.560 --> 00:06:12.480 know why it takes that long look at because it's 135 00:06:12.800 --> 00:06:14.879 it looks it looks real, it looks like his face. 136 00:06:15.879 --> 00:06:17.600 They said that the other day I was reading about 137 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:21.439 a platoon and how the scars on the face of 138 00:06:22.079 --> 00:06:23.360 what was his character's name. 139 00:06:23.439 --> 00:06:25.399 I can't believe. I can't Teddy June book. 140 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:27.519 No, but they said it took almost four hours a 141 00:06:27.600 --> 00:06:29.600 day to do those little rock scars on his face. 142 00:06:29.639 --> 00:06:31.079 And I was like four hours. 143 00:06:30.800 --> 00:06:33.360 Getting paid by the hour, obviously four hours. 144 00:06:33.959 --> 00:06:39.480 Well, uh, the DMV workers also, they work as a 145 00:06:39.560 --> 00:06:42.040 makeup artist in Hollywood. Okay, I will tell you this though, 146 00:06:42.040 --> 00:06:43.000 this pisses me off. 147 00:06:43.680 --> 00:06:44.000 Mm hm. 148 00:06:44.560 --> 00:06:47.279 As much as I love Yellowstone, what a what a 149 00:06:47.319 --> 00:06:50.079 pain in the ascid is to be a fan of Amen? 150 00:06:50.480 --> 00:06:54.680 Oh amen? Oh amen, I'm paying for Paramount Plus. 151 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:57.600 Are you paying for Paramount plas for Paramount Just where 152 00:06:57.639 --> 00:07:01.639 the new season of Yellowstone is not on Paramount Plus? 153 00:07:01.920 --> 00:07:04.120 Well, it's not on anywhere. Because I went down the 154 00:07:04.199 --> 00:07:07.040 rabbit hole last night because Susan and I I gave up. 155 00:07:07.240 --> 00:07:10.360 We watched The Penguin on a Sunday night and I said, 156 00:07:10.399 --> 00:07:13.800 we'll just watch Yellowstone. And so you know, when we 157 00:07:13.879 --> 00:07:17.519 first started watching Yellowstone, it took us forever to watch 158 00:07:17.560 --> 00:07:20.759 it because season one was on this platform, season two 159 00:07:20.920 --> 00:07:24.240 was on another, and you're bouncing back and forth. Then 160 00:07:24.639 --> 00:07:26.639 they take a break of like two, what's been two 161 00:07:26.639 --> 00:07:28.160 and a half years, three years? 162 00:07:28.000 --> 00:07:30.600 It's called Gallstone. 163 00:07:30.600 --> 00:07:35.040 Now that take two dollars. That is actually pretty good. 164 00:07:35.199 --> 00:07:36.920 So they finally came up, David, you. 165 00:07:37.360 --> 00:07:39.560 You come in hot and late. Yeah, you're come in 166 00:07:39.600 --> 00:07:41.079 with some good jokes. Thank you, sir. 167 00:07:41.120 --> 00:07:44.720 How about that. I'll make up for it. I'll thank it. 168 00:07:44.759 --> 00:07:47.639 I'll take it in a few minutes. So anyway, last 169 00:07:47.720 --> 00:07:52.639 night I went to Paramount to watch, uh, the Return 170 00:07:52.680 --> 00:07:56.000 of Yellowstone. It's not on there. Nope, so every other 171 00:07:56.199 --> 00:07:58.560 not on there. So then I googled how do you watch? 172 00:07:59.079 --> 00:08:01.360 You have to watch the chant live? Correct, you gotta 173 00:08:01.399 --> 00:08:02.480 watch it live, yep. 174 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:05.680 Or you could DVR. You have to wait, or you 175 00:08:05.720 --> 00:08:07.720 have to wait, or you have to wait for it 176 00:08:07.759 --> 00:08:10.240 to get to Paramount Plus, or you could purchase it 177 00:08:10.319 --> 00:08:14.600 on Amazon Prime. Why am I paying for Paramount Plus? 178 00:08:14.600 --> 00:08:18.560 In this the age of streaming is really competitive. You're 179 00:08:18.639 --> 00:08:22.199 not putting your hottest commodity on the app. 180 00:08:22.519 --> 00:08:24.959 It's also on CBS. Is that a past season? 181 00:08:25.000 --> 00:08:25.439 Then it's a. 182 00:08:25.759 --> 00:08:28.720 Seasons past season show. So but here's the deal. Did 183 00:08:28.759 --> 00:08:29.560 anybody see it? 184 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:30.759 I don't know. 185 00:08:31.160 --> 00:08:33.240 Is it any good? And how did they kill John Dutton? 186 00:08:33.720 --> 00:08:35.240 That's they killed John Dutton. 187 00:08:35.279 --> 00:08:36.840 They have to kill John Dutton. 188 00:08:36.559 --> 00:08:39.159 At some point, they have to because he's not back on. 189 00:08:39.840 --> 00:08:41.639 But here I told her, Susan, I said, we got 190 00:08:41.639 --> 00:08:43.519 to watch this damn thing just to make sure if 191 00:08:43.519 --> 00:08:45.519 there's a if there's a spoiler, we get ahead of 192 00:08:45.559 --> 00:08:48.480 it so we couldn't find it. And then it says, well, 193 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:52.360 you could purchase it on Amazon Prime. Uh, you could 194 00:08:52.519 --> 00:08:58.919 subscribe to Felio something what what some channel Felio Filo 195 00:09:00.360 --> 00:09:04.240 Filo or all adult stuff there? No, that would be Eros. 196 00:09:05.879 --> 00:09:11.960 Isn't that Eros is sex fel Valentine's Focus? 197 00:09:12.159 --> 00:09:13.879 Okay, Yellowstone, Okay. 198 00:09:13.600 --> 00:09:17.840 So anyway, my point is you can't even purchase it, 199 00:09:17.919 --> 00:09:20.519 like if you wanted to say, okay, whatever, you got me, 200 00:09:20.559 --> 00:09:23.000 you got me screwed. I'll be the RT next week. 201 00:09:23.399 --> 00:09:25.440 You can't even purchase it on the channel that the 202 00:09:25.519 --> 00:09:26.120 streams are on. 203 00:09:26.200 --> 00:09:26.399 Yeah. 204 00:09:26.440 --> 00:09:28.480 Correct, It's the stupidest. It's unreal. 205 00:09:28.559 --> 00:09:30.840 It's almost like they just want to mess with the It's. 206 00:09:30.679 --> 00:09:34.600 Almost giving me a reason enough to cancel. Paramount except 207 00:09:34.600 --> 00:09:37.399 for now. I'm addicted to Ghost UK. I gotta watch 208 00:09:37.399 --> 00:09:40.159 Ghost UK, so I got another season to go with nobody. 209 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:44.360 Speaking of ghosts, the most annoying character, at least they 210 00:09:44.399 --> 00:09:46.960 ditched her patience. Did you watch the first three Ghosts? 211 00:09:47.240 --> 00:09:49.840 She was annoying and I think they finally rolled her 212 00:09:49.840 --> 00:09:52.960 off because everyone was like, dude, she's ruining this show. 213 00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:56.440 She dominated the first three episodes and she was terrible. 214 00:09:56.639 --> 00:10:00.799 Wasn't funny, No patience, patience' have any patients? 215 00:10:00.919 --> 00:10:01.480 Wasn't funny? 216 00:10:01.519 --> 00:10:02.360 Get back in the dirt. 217 00:10:02.440 --> 00:10:05.960 Yeah, it wasn't funny. But UK Ghost is getting better 218 00:10:06.000 --> 00:10:07.799 and better and better. I'm on season three. 219 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:09.879 What about ul Ghost? Is that coming out next? 220 00:10:10.039 --> 00:10:10.200 Yeah? 221 00:10:10.200 --> 00:10:11.279 That's not on you not on yet? 222 00:10:11.320 --> 00:10:11.519 Yeah? 223 00:10:11.519 --> 00:10:14.679 No, no, no, not at all. The British sometimes are 224 00:10:14.720 --> 00:10:15.240 just funnier. 225 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:19.399 Well, it's weird because Sanford's Son that was a British show. 226 00:10:19.480 --> 00:10:21.559 You know, The Office that was a British show. All 227 00:10:21.559 --> 00:10:24.039 these shows that came over here, they a lot of 228 00:10:24.120 --> 00:10:24.679 more British. 229 00:10:24.759 --> 00:10:28.000 First was what was Sanford and Son called in England? 230 00:10:28.080 --> 00:10:32.080 That's a good question, Brookshaw, And that's a good question. 231 00:10:32.519 --> 00:10:41.240 Joe Brookshaw and his lad he big Demi big DEMI right, Oh, 232 00:10:41.279 --> 00:10:43.360 we lost Quincy Jones last week. 233 00:10:43.480 --> 00:10:45.679 You've thought of that, because that's how your brain works. 234 00:10:45.679 --> 00:10:49.200 Like overman, is that you thought of the san franstan 235 00:10:49.240 --> 00:10:51.360 Son and that I had no idea he wrote the 236 00:10:51.320 --> 00:10:53.200 theater for that? No, why would I know. 237 00:10:53.240 --> 00:10:57.399 That Sanford and Son in England was known as Steptoe 238 00:10:57.480 --> 00:10:58.000 and Son. 239 00:10:58.200 --> 00:11:04.559 Steptoe and Son. My name is Mike Stiptoo. Watch these moves. 240 00:11:04.679 --> 00:11:09.519 It's quite messy in here. Does Hollywood have any good ideas? 241 00:11:09.720 --> 00:11:10.320 Oh they don't. 242 00:11:10.440 --> 00:11:12.519 They just steal stuff from the British and either that 243 00:11:12.639 --> 00:11:15.960 they Remakesmas Movie. 244 00:11:15.759 --> 00:11:18.840 And New Summer Blockbuster, so stupid Blockbuster. You say, we'll 245 00:11:18.919 --> 00:11:21.799 run down a red giraffe and run a DVD red 246 00:11:21.840 --> 00:11:24.759 box or red box. It's used a lot. They still 247 00:11:24.799 --> 00:11:27.600 have those, Yeah they still Yeah. It was after the election. 248 00:11:27.840 --> 00:11:32.159 Alrighty, thank you, thank you for that. We will. 249 00:11:32.440 --> 00:11:35.679 Trump is filling up his cabinet. Now some people are complaining, 250 00:11:35.720 --> 00:11:36.159 but there was. 251 00:11:37.039 --> 00:11:38.200 Here what corn here? 252 00:11:39.960 --> 00:11:40.080 Uh? 253 00:11:40.679 --> 00:11:41.639 But they Rubio. 254 00:11:42.159 --> 00:11:45.919 I think they're pinning him for secretary secretary. And again 255 00:11:46.120 --> 00:11:50.120 this is where I warned. I warned the Dems right 256 00:11:50.120 --> 00:11:52.440 after the election. I said, hey, man, you're part of 257 00:11:52.480 --> 00:11:56.120 the problem was you're the love affair with the three networks, 258 00:11:56.120 --> 00:11:58.159 and the three networks love affair with the Democratic Party. 259 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:00.759 So they're still doing it. So they play the sound 260 00:12:00.840 --> 00:12:05.759 from Trump calling Rubio a little Rubio from the debates 261 00:12:05.799 --> 00:12:07.720 ten years ago, and I'm just like. 262 00:12:08.240 --> 00:12:09.799 Are you gonna move on from that? I mean, I 263 00:12:09.840 --> 00:12:10.879 don't know, I don't understand. 264 00:12:11.000 --> 00:12:12.960 You can play clips of what Biden and Kamala said 265 00:12:12.960 --> 00:12:14.559 to each other that they. 266 00:12:14.440 --> 00:12:15.320 Don't do that they don't know. 267 00:12:15.679 --> 00:12:17.679 So again, I don't know if Rubyo is going to 268 00:12:17.720 --> 00:12:20.120 be a good secretary Secretary of State, but he's assigning that. 269 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:21.320 And again, there's a. 270 00:12:21.240 --> 00:12:23.559 Method to the stupid madness that Trump is doing, and 271 00:12:23.600 --> 00:12:26.200 it is a madness that might work because he wants 272 00:12:26.200 --> 00:12:28.120 to get rid of a lot of the bureaucracy and 273 00:12:28.200 --> 00:12:32.440 just have a straight line, uh answer to these folks 274 00:12:32.440 --> 00:12:34.039 that that are going to run these programs. 275 00:12:34.240 --> 00:12:35.759 I took myself off the ballot. 276 00:12:35.799 --> 00:12:37.559 No, No, you still don't have a spot. 277 00:12:38.559 --> 00:12:43.519 You will, though, buddy, you will will patience, patient, sacious 278 00:12:43.559 --> 00:12:46.039 mister Kennedy. 279 00:12:46.639 --> 00:12:49.440 When he sits down, he makes that, hey, Bobby, can 280 00:12:49.480 --> 00:12:53.320 you sit down for a second. See what I mean? 281 00:12:53.399 --> 00:12:55.919 It's like, I don't know what a diaphragm issue. 282 00:12:55.720 --> 00:12:56.559 Or what you know? 283 00:12:57.159 --> 00:13:00.639 All right, so you have a joke, dij you sentence 284 00:13:00.720 --> 00:13:03.960 yesterday cost your dollar because you did trying to help 285 00:13:04.080 --> 00:13:06.279 You didn't have immunity music when you text it. 286 00:13:06.399 --> 00:13:07.559 I was just trying to help you out. 287 00:13:07.639 --> 00:13:08.159 Are you trying to? 288 00:13:08.159 --> 00:13:10.559 I said, In case you all need a mama joke, 289 00:13:11.159 --> 00:13:14.159 here's some mamma awful, awful, hilarious. 290 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:17.559 There was a third greater restall yesterday in the parking lot. 291 00:13:17.600 --> 00:13:19.399 He was like, man, that joke of today sucks. 292 00:13:21.360 --> 00:13:22.279 Knock knocktrp. 293 00:13:23.039 --> 00:13:24.679 You want to hear about a six year old in 294 00:13:24.679 --> 00:13:26.919 the hospital with his grandma? You want to hear about 295 00:13:26.960 --> 00:13:29.159 a about going. 296 00:13:29.000 --> 00:13:31.440 To weddings Old hospital? 297 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:35.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah, there you go, Hey fellas hey man, 298 00:13:36.879 --> 00:13:39.159 six year old went to the hospital with his grandma 299 00:13:39.320 --> 00:13:42.720 to see his grandpa. When they got there, he ran 300 00:13:42.759 --> 00:13:46.519 ahead of his grandma burst into his grandpa's hospital room. 301 00:13:46.559 --> 00:13:50.200 He said, Grandpa, Grandpa, as soon as grandma comes in, 302 00:13:50.240 --> 00:13:54.919 can you make a noise like a frog? What Grandpa 303 00:13:55.879 --> 00:13:59.279 Grandpa said? He said, make a noise like a frog, 304 00:13:59.279 --> 00:14:01.840 because Grandma's says, as soon as you croak, we're going 305 00:14:01.879 --> 00:14:05.919 to Disneyland. 306 00:14:06.399 --> 00:14:07.919 Way better than yesterday. 307 00:14:08.120 --> 00:14:12.159 I don't know about it alright, Hot Solar covered hot 308 00:14:13.559 --> 00:14:17.879 that's right, join us Friday seventy five oh one Preston Highway. 309 00:14:18.679 --> 00:14:21.799 Not just us, but Ethan Almighty's gonna be coming by. 310 00:14:21.960 --> 00:14:25.600 Say that's right front door. Come by and meet Ethan Almighty. 311 00:14:25.639 --> 00:14:29.759 Plus it's the biggest sale of the year. Hot tubs 312 00:14:29.840 --> 00:14:33.919 up to fifty percent off this Friday and this weekend. 313 00:14:34.000 --> 00:14:36.120 Go on by Southern Comfort hot Tub right now and 314 00:14:36.159 --> 00:14:38.120 start looking at him. 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Have you ever heard of the 326 00:15:15.399 --> 00:15:18.080 food Fighters? Remake of this. It's prett damn good. It 327 00:15:18.200 --> 00:15:18.559 is good. 328 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:20.679 It's been remade a couple of times. I don't think 329 00:15:20.679 --> 00:15:22.600 Food Fighters is not the only one that'd done it. 330 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:25.840 But no, you know who else did this? Waylon Jennings. 331 00:15:25.919 --> 00:15:27.759 Really Yeah, it's a great song. 332 00:15:29.200 --> 00:15:34.480 Waylon Jennings a little overrated. No, it's not listen to this. 333 00:15:35.799 --> 00:15:37.240 I don't have to. It plays all the time. 334 00:15:37.759 --> 00:15:39.039 What does it doesn't play it enough? 335 00:15:39.799 --> 00:15:43.000 What about Baker Street? What's so good about Baker Street? 336 00:15:43.320 --> 00:15:47.200 Because it's right in between Candlestick Maker Street, Yeah, and 337 00:15:47.840 --> 00:15:49.559 Butcher Street. 338 00:15:48.799 --> 00:15:51.720 But here's Whylan's version. 339 00:15:53.080 --> 00:15:53.840 Let's take a guitar. 340 00:15:54.919 --> 00:16:00.600 Kelly redid it? 341 00:16:00.639 --> 00:16:03.679 In some ways rock and roll is like, uh, Hollywood, 342 00:16:03.759 --> 00:16:10.799 there's no new ideas. Oh it's I'm inspired. Let's just 343 00:16:10.840 --> 00:16:12.559 stop the show and play this entire song. 344 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:14.919 Can we do that, Dame, but stop? 345 00:16:15.279 --> 00:16:15.840 I'm joking. 346 00:16:16.039 --> 00:16:18.440 Doesn't have a lot of pizzazz of this guitar here 347 00:16:19.399 --> 00:16:24.000 when I think guitar number here, let's the vocals. 348 00:16:24.960 --> 00:16:25.840 Whaling's part. 349 00:16:29.559 --> 00:16:32.240 This is terrible. 350 00:16:36.279 --> 00:16:37.039 I like Whaling. 351 00:16:38.480 --> 00:16:41.440 You can like Whalon and think this song sucks? No, 352 00:16:42.080 --> 00:16:44.720 yeah you can, Yeah, you can't get You don't have 353 00:16:44.799 --> 00:16:44.960 to be. 354 00:16:45.000 --> 00:16:47.440 All in or all out. You're all in with Whalon Jennings. 355 00:16:48.679 --> 00:16:51.600 Whaling is awesome, but he's got some songs that suck 356 00:16:52.679 --> 00:16:55.919 your face. Your mama, don't let your babies grow up 357 00:16:55.919 --> 00:16:58.720 to live on Baker Street. Yes, it would have been 358 00:16:58.720 --> 00:16:59.279 a great song. 359 00:17:01.279 --> 00:17:06.599 Well follow this under Ticketmaster sucks. Ticketmaster back in the news. 360 00:17:06.720 --> 00:17:08.640 Deep breaths. Hacking, deep breaths. 361 00:17:09.960 --> 00:17:12.559 Ticketmaster has partnered with t Mobile to form a cos 362 00:17:12.759 --> 00:17:19.160 oh gosh to with JCPS to provide affordable tickets. 363 00:17:19.039 --> 00:17:25.240 To blow up jack ass. Ticketmasters suffered a hack that 364 00:17:25.359 --> 00:17:28.880 affected five hundred million customers. Each and every one of 365 00:17:28.960 --> 00:17:33.000 the customers should have changed your password. I'm one of them. 366 00:17:33.559 --> 00:17:37.680 I did not change my password. If you haven't, you 367 00:17:37.799 --> 00:17:40.039 might want to look into A business insider says that 368 00:17:40.200 --> 00:17:43.680 some customers that have purchased tickets through a Ticketmaster have 369 00:17:43.839 --> 00:17:47.079 checked their accounts finding that their tickets are now missing, 370 00:17:47.240 --> 00:17:50.880 meaning somebody that had access to the hacking information is 371 00:17:51.039 --> 00:17:55.119 stealing tickets from accounts and just reselling them on the market. 372 00:17:56.480 --> 00:17:56.599 Uh. 373 00:17:56.759 --> 00:18:00.759 Some customers have been able to wrangle through ticketmasters horrible 374 00:18:00.880 --> 00:18:04.880 freaking customer service and retrieve their tickets, but most haven't 375 00:18:04.920 --> 00:18:05.480 been that lucky. 376 00:18:05.559 --> 00:18:06.359 Let me ask you a question. 377 00:18:06.599 --> 00:18:09.200 Three inches or yes it's pierced. 378 00:18:09.359 --> 00:18:10.480 You know what's reliable? 379 00:18:11.319 --> 00:18:12.240 Paper tickets? 380 00:18:12.839 --> 00:18:14.839 What's reliable? Who's the guy from Fast Times? 381 00:18:14.839 --> 00:18:18.079 The ridge behind the no no no, It starts with 382 00:18:18.200 --> 00:18:22.960 a d oh demon demon desmone at the mall. 383 00:18:23.200 --> 00:18:27.400 Yeah, printed tickets, that, my friend is reliable. You have 384 00:18:27.519 --> 00:18:30.240 the printed ticket in your hand, that's what count. You 385 00:18:30.319 --> 00:18:30.960 show them at the. 386 00:18:30.960 --> 00:18:32.119 Door and I'm like, oh, there it is. 387 00:18:32.519 --> 00:18:33.640 I'll tear it in half. 388 00:18:33.720 --> 00:18:35.839 You get to keep the other half because you're gonna 389 00:18:35.839 --> 00:18:37.920 frame it if you're a weirdo later in life. 390 00:18:38.200 --> 00:18:39.119 I'm not a weirdo. 391 00:18:39.359 --> 00:18:40.400 Can you frame your tickets? 392 00:18:40.559 --> 00:18:43.440 I keep them in a uh keep them in a 393 00:18:43.519 --> 00:18:44.119 photo album? 394 00:18:44.160 --> 00:18:45.799 How many stubs? Studs has one? 395 00:18:45.839 --> 00:18:46.079 Stuff? 396 00:18:46.119 --> 00:18:46.880 But how many do you have? 397 00:18:48.839 --> 00:18:50.079 So I got boxes? 398 00:18:50.200 --> 00:18:53.039 I know, I know, I got Look, SOMEI closest friends 399 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:55.200 have framed their uh tickets. 400 00:18:55.799 --> 00:18:58.400 Again, I didn't frame them. Well, I take that back. 401 00:18:59.599 --> 00:19:01.920