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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Can with Mike, Benny and Rowe,

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<v Speaker 1>you're watching Chewing the Cud. You're lighthearted weekly look at

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<v Speaker 1>the world for a pair of rainbow into glasses. I'm

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<v Speaker 1>Mike ben in Row and with me today as a

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<v Speaker 1>person who won't be persuaded or even cajoled. It's a Scott.

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<v Speaker 2>It's been a while since anyone tried to cajole me

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<v Speaker 2>to apparently so mean. Could you if you do it

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<v Speaker 2>by yourself? Could you just be jowled? Is it co jold?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you need two people to be cajoled?

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<v Speaker 1>I think you needed two people to cajole you.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I mean that'd be nice. That's oh, that's that's birthday.

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<v Speaker 2>The cud You can see the names of people who

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<v Speaker 2>bottom of your screen. But now it's time for Mike

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<v Speaker 2>with the showbiz.

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<v Speaker 1>How do you feel about Doctor Who?

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<v Speaker 2>Ooh, I mean that's a question that I that I

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<v Speaker 2>could take a very long time to answer such a

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<v Speaker 2>short version. All right, yes, all right, okay, that's.

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<v Speaker 1>The wrong answer.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh right, okay again, I like it?

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<v Speaker 1>Well done?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So this is a story about Ali Alexander who's taking

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<v Speaker 1>over from the shouting. Get Why the am I reading

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<v Speaker 1>this story with a spoiler on it?

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<v Speaker 2>And is all the Alexander actually taking over? Is that

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<v Speaker 2>a thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Let me read this? Oh no, okay? Oh, so all

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<v Speaker 1>Alexander is taking over from the shooting gatwall right, but

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<v Speaker 1>not in Doctor Who? Right, it's he's going to be

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<v Speaker 1>Algeron in the reworking of Wild The importance of being

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<v Speaker 1>ernest which the shooting? Get what is currently in there?

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<v Speaker 1>They are?

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<v Speaker 2>There? They are.

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<v Speaker 1>I would like to be in the middle of those two.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean that does yeah, one at a time and

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<v Speaker 2>then both.

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<v Speaker 1>At once, both at once, and then both at once, and.

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<v Speaker 2>They can swap ends at halftime like football.

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<v Speaker 1>No they can't. So yeah, Ali Alexander has said that

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<v Speaker 1>he's very excited to be filling in the shooting gets shoes,

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<v Speaker 1>just his shoes, and he said that as an actor,

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<v Speaker 1>especially in The Doctor, has been inspired.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so yeah, I mean of course he's going to

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<v Speaker 2>say that he's doing a job like you're not going

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<v Speaker 2>to go, God this, I'm glad they're paying me. I

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't do it for free, Like that would be that

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<v Speaker 2>would be the best SoundBite to hear of someone. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I'm very excited to be taking over. Oh it's such

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<v Speaker 2>an inspirt. No, I'm doing it because it's money. This

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<v Speaker 2>is why my acting career didn't take up all of this.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's another story.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ability, but yeah, so the spark added feel to

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<v Speaker 1>the fire of rumors that might be the next doctor what.

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<v Speaker 2>Because he's just slowly he follows shooting gat into every

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<v Speaker 2>job that he.

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<v Speaker 1>Does, every toilet Cuba, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, every time. Every time, it's just like he's he's

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<v Speaker 2>warming it up, He's he's getting it ready for him. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>he's losing it for him and then Ali takes over.

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<v Speaker 2>That's that's I mean.

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<v Speaker 1>But back to your birthday, don't So, how do you

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<v Speaker 1>feel about that news?

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<v Speaker 2>I've I've been clips of Nashudi get were doing Oscar

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<v Speaker 2>Wilde as it were, as it were, and it looks

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<v Speaker 2>really fun and really I wish I could go see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I wish I could afford to go see it, but

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<v Speaker 2>I also wish I could actually go and watch him

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<v Speaker 2>do it. So I think it'd be fantastic. And I

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<v Speaker 2>mean I didn't watch It's a Sin because it's eighties,

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<v Speaker 2>it's set in the eighties, and it's about gay people.

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<v Speaker 2>We all know how that's going to end. And I

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<v Speaker 2>was very well, yeah, I mean I didn't care, so

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't watch it. I don't know how good of

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<v Speaker 2>an actor Olie Alexander is.

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<v Speaker 1>And you see I watched it sinn thinking, oh no,

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<v Speaker 1>it's only it sings well, but is it going to

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<v Speaker 1>be all acts? Very well?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? I mean sure, Uh. He just there's something about

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<v Speaker 2>his face that just I want to slap. He's just

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<v Speaker 2>a bit smug. I think he's got that skinny twin

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<v Speaker 2>energy and he's always had that skinny twin energy, and

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<v Speaker 2>it's worked for him, and I feel like.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not bitterness that's happening at all here.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, I've not finished my rant, but yeah, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, fine, yeah, I mean, a homosexual playing the

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<v Speaker 2>lead in Oscar Wild play groundbreaking. I'm really interested to

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<v Speaker 2>see what Olie Alexander will bring to the role. Is

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<v Speaker 2>that what you want me to.

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<v Speaker 1>Say for your fish? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, I got to

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<v Speaker 1>watch she's doing it because they put on cinema. So

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<v Speaker 1>they put it on cinema showings up down the country.

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<v Speaker 1>So I hope they'll do that again, or at.

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<v Speaker 2>Least stream it, top it on Netflix. I'll watch it then.

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<v Speaker 1>I think it was trying to get people into the

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<v Speaker 1>cinemas and out of the streaming environment.

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<v Speaker 2>But not into theaters.

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, because they were doing it as a live

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<v Speaker 1>cast from the theater.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, they did that with Doctor Who or something

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<v Speaker 2>once one of.

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<v Speaker 1>The anniversary episodes they live casting. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean I'd still stayed home and watched it

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<v Speaker 2>for free on my TV where all my stuff is

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<v Speaker 2>in my house.

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<v Speaker 1>But you can do it in your pants. That's please

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<v Speaker 1>put your trolls on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, exactly, And I mean seeing shooty gaps were

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<v Speaker 2>when he first became the doctor and was running around

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<v Speaker 2>in his pants. That was Watch the Delights a couple.

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<v Speaker 1>Of times, yeah, blazoned in my brain. But moving on

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<v Speaker 1>Pride season.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, yes, bomb literally was going, oh pants, I forgot,

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<v Speaker 2>but also just bomb hooray, bob yes, bumb.

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<v Speaker 1>Bombs and penises and willis and vaginas and boobs and

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<v Speaker 1>all the other.

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<v Speaker 2>You've got you want to say, a doctor, if you've.

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<v Speaker 1>Got a no, it's it's naturally clear. All but yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>World Pride twenty twenty five. Right, Okay, this isn't the thing.

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<v Speaker 1>It's happening in Madrid.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not. It's not that saying it's happening in Spain.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a thing that's happened in Spain. But the thing

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<v Speaker 1>isn't about World Pride, right, It's about the lineup and

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<v Speaker 1>what that has meant. Okay, So the lineup has got

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<v Speaker 1>rita order Kylie Moneygue. You don't know who she is

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<v Speaker 1>with Charlie Nogue all right, okay, spelt Moneygue, Charlie x

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<v Speaker 1>c X and Troy Sevan.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, of course it is all the homosexuals and the

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<v Speaker 2>ones that all the gays like exactly right.

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<v Speaker 1>But Rita Aura has hinted very heavily that they will

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<v Speaker 1>be working with Troy Savanna on.

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<v Speaker 2>The track right there.

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<v Speaker 1>She is not Kia, that's her sister.

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<v Speaker 2>Very yeah, she's heiress to the the Aura Drinks, so

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<v Speaker 2>she's working with with Choiceavan.

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<v Speaker 1>Said that troyan has always been a big cheerleader, so

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<v Speaker 1>when's doing stuff on stage, Troy was going, yes, queer,

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<v Speaker 1>you can do it.

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<v Speaker 2>Like all of the other gays in the world who'd

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<v Speaker 2>never say things like that. He's very innovative in the

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<v Speaker 2>area of shouting yas queen whatever.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, no, because some artists can be very stand

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<v Speaker 1>offish and go, yeah, you do your thing, I'll do

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<v Speaker 1>my thing and that's it. But is very celebrating and

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<v Speaker 1>joining in the getting everyone riled up, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Well that's nice. I mean I would expect that from everyone,

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<v Speaker 2>But then I'm just generally a nice person.

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<v Speaker 1>Shut you know when you follow that was shut the

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<v Speaker 1>it kind of proves my point without me having to

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<v Speaker 1>say anything. So yeah, moving on very quickly. Are you

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<v Speaker 1>aware of who Janade Ahmed is?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you watch reality TV? Should you start watching reality Absolutely?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I cherished my ignorance on the subject.

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<v Speaker 1>Next question, that's all good to talk about it. So

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<v Speaker 1>out twink, there we go? Right, all right, it's like say,

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<v Speaker 1>walk to a dog, twink. Can I go? Now, let's go,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go, let's go anyway, TOWI star jad Ahmed.

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<v Speaker 2>And I'm flaccid again. Carry on?

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<v Speaker 1>Who's been speaking out after receiving a massive wave of

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<v Speaker 1>abuse for being an out gay Muslim?

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<v Speaker 2>Right, all right, there is ah He's kind of cute.

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<v Speaker 1>He is kind of cute. He's very sweet too. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he's basically he's been.

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<v Speaker 2>Even if he wasn't cute, he shouldn't get hate for

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<v Speaker 2>being an out gay Muslim.

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<v Speaker 1>And because he is cute, you know. Interest in the

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<v Speaker 1>story again a little bit. But he's been saying that

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<v Speaker 1>even if he's get controlled online, he's refusing to be silenced. Right.

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<v Speaker 1>He wants to say that both parts of his identity

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<v Speaker 1>are valid, right, right, so he can be gaining, he

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<v Speaker 1>can be a Muslim. He doesn't see them as mutually exclusive, right,

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<v Speaker 1>And he won't apologize for exactly who he is.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, will he apologize for being on tawi?

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<v Speaker 1>No? Well then, because that's how he's become money. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>and carry on this and able to have platform.

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<v Speaker 2>Shit.

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<v Speaker 1>So he's saying that being gay Muslim is not contradiction,

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<v Speaker 1>it's my truth.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, good for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think it's good for him because I think

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<v Speaker 1>within the lgbt Q I A plus spectrum, there is

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more to say about people of my other minorities,

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<v Speaker 1>and we need to be a little bit more accepting,

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<v Speaker 1>a lot more accepting of people because sadly some of

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<v Speaker 1>the abuse has been getting has been from within our

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<v Speaker 1>own community.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, I mean people are awful just generally, that's it. Yeah, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>but yeah, definitely. I mean it's good that he's being

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<v Speaker 2>visible and he's being out there and he's unapologetic and

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<v Speaker 2>all of that kind of thing. And I'm pleased on

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<v Speaker 2>all of those accounts. But then at the same time

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<v Speaker 2>and this, yeah, he's on TWI, So it's like and also,

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<v Speaker 2>he knew what he was getting into. It's not like

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<v Speaker 2>he's been forced into the spotlight against his will or anything.

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<v Speaker 2>He knew this was going to happen when he did

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<v Speaker 2>this kind of thing, and I'm glad that he's like

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<v Speaker 2>doing the right thing with it. He's like, yeah, no,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna apologize I'm doing this, and he goes

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<v Speaker 2>into it fully knowing the thing. So good for him.

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<v Speaker 1>Exactly and him being a role model, especially for the

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<v Speaker 1>LGBTQI plus and Muslim community.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and it's nice that the that the queer Muslims

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<v Speaker 2>can go look there's one and go yes, exactly.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, we should all be able to look on TV

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<v Speaker 1>and or look there's one as well.

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<v Speaker 2>I've got two.

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<v Speaker 1>You are one. But that's all in the shows this week,

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks Mike.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what to say because I was just

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<v Speaker 2>jiggling my boobs around at the end of a story

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<v Speaker 2>about queer Muslims and that feels wrong. I just want

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<v Speaker 2>to acknowledge that I regret that, but only a little bit. Anyway.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, you jiggle you boobs and you forget, We're gonna

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<v Speaker 1>say you're welcome River, stay right there is come up.

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<v Speaker 1>After this short break, we go all browser based as

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<v Speaker 1>it's River in the buzz Welcome back and you're watching

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<v Speaker 1>Chewing the Cud. This is the part of the show

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<v Speaker 1>where we dust off the keyboard and get ready to

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<v Speaker 1>be abased as it's River and the buzz.

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<v Speaker 2>Buzz buzz Mine. Indeed, right up first I've been scouring

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<v Speaker 2>the Internet, by which I mean scrolling through rubbish on

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<v Speaker 2>my phone. But I can call it work, so it's fine. Yeah, dear. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>did you know that some of those scientists that that

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<v Speaker 2>are on TikTok claim that you can ease migraines using McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 1>Inserted in your rectum as a suppository.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd struggle with I was just that I would I

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<v Speaker 2>would try to name a part of a McDonald's meal,

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<v Speaker 2>and the only one that came to mind was chicken McNuggets,

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<v Speaker 2>and I went to a very strange visual place. You

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<v Speaker 2>wouldn't want the spicy sauce that oh burns like a demon. Anyway. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>apparently sufferers swear as you would if you had a migraine,

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<v Speaker 2>But these are parent swear by a salty snack during

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<v Speaker 2>a brain explosion. Okay, which makes sense, But I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>it doesn't have to make Donald's shureley. You could just

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<v Speaker 2>you know, anything with salty. You could just let it

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<v Speaker 2>with the I'm sorry, I've gone to another strange place.

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<v Speaker 1>With me because that is salty.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently, migraines are linked to dehydration, blood sugars drops, and

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<v Speaker 2>you get a kind of sensory overload, which I get anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>to be honest, is if I'm just around people for

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<v Speaker 2>a long time or yeah, just generally anyway, some people

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<v Speaker 2>say it's more of a comfort food thing than anything

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<v Speaker 2>specific to the to the saltiness. But either way, it

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<v Speaker 2>seems like an excuse to eat whatever you want to eat.

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<v Speaker 2>Like most people say, like when I was at university,

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<v Speaker 2>like McDonald's cures are hangover, I'm like, no.

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<v Speaker 1>It doesn't, it does. It's fat and sultan just I

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<v Speaker 1>mean because again, alcohol dehydrates you so salty goodness, and

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<v Speaker 1>you drink lots of fluids.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I drink lots of fluids. But I never found

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<v Speaker 2>McDonald's help tonny. But then, all right, anyway, should we

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<v Speaker 2>have someone see if it works? Yes? All right?

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<v Speaker 1>Then do you have some? Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh I thought you were getting some? Did you not

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<v Speaker 2>bear with?

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<v Speaker 1>I have I have a meal of pleasure?

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<v Speaker 2>Excuse you?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a happy meal? Smiles. Oh, it's a pokemon.

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<v Speaker 2>Other rubbish food is available.

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<v Speaker 1>But this is for science.

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<v Speaker 2>So what scientific treats do you have in your little oh, dear,

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<v Speaker 2>in your little box, I've got some pokemon? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>used to good? Yeah, you used to get toys, little

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<v Speaker 2>plastic things. Now you get a QR code to scan

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<v Speaker 2>on your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>No, this is apparently a toy. What is it that stickers?

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<v Speaker 2>All right? I like stickers though, I'm alright with stickers.

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<v Speaker 1>But is that it actual Pokemon card? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>I thought that was the lemony fresh white. Oh no,

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<v Speaker 2>you only get those in KFC, don't you. Anyway?

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, such fun cheeseburgers are sort out migraine.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, do you have a migraine?

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<v Speaker 1>I probably will do in a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, good luck everybody? And oh that good is it? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you not get the gick or the girls? Who

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<v Speaker 2>is there anyone out there that actually likes the girk

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<v Speaker 2>that actively looks forward to the gurkin in a burger?

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<v Speaker 1>Because we're getting a may from the gallery?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, well, this is why you're not allowed out. This

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<v Speaker 2>is why you get to This is why you get

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<v Speaker 2>to stay in the gallery. God hm, but it's hard.

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<v Speaker 2>What is that? Oh it's supposed to be salad. I

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<v Speaker 2>think it's mc green hanging on to the end of that.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have sid on mine.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't have sad on mine. Apart from just there

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<v Speaker 2>there's a weird little bit of something green sprouting out

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<v Speaker 2>the side of my burger.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh dear, I don't know what. I've not got migraine?

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<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm.

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<v Speaker 2>So the.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the next story? Bare with?

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<v Speaker 2>Nope, that's empty, all right, I'm back comes with drink excellent,

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<v Speaker 2>except I can't get the lid off and there's no straws.

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<v Speaker 1>Straws here. But as the straws.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this important in curing the migraine, You think that

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<v Speaker 2>the sugary drink.

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<v Speaker 1>I would have thought so because it else the rehydrate.

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<v Speaker 2>It just makes me giddy, and then half an hour

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<v Speaker 2>later I get a crack in head. They can have

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<v Speaker 2>to lay down again, So I don't think that helps anyway. Crashing, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>it's a bit. It was a bit between my teeth

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<v Speaker 2>crashing on. So from stories of junk food and I'm

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<v Speaker 2>happy good crashing on from stories about junk food and

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<v Speaker 2>fatty snacks, were onto a zen pic, which you'd have

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<v Speaker 2>to be after this particular meal, I think, But never mind,

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<v Speaker 2>So a zep Are you aware of a zen pic

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<v Speaker 2>is a thing? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I'm aware of people miss of abusing a

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<v Speaker 1>side effect of a drug that's just had to deal

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<v Speaker 1>with diabetes.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. Yeah, it's not. But then you could say

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<v Speaker 2>the same thing about viagra, which was designed for something

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<v Speaker 2>to do with heart attacks, but because it's a vaso.

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<v Speaker 1>Dilator and also Alzheimer's.

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<v Speaker 2>But because it's a vaso dilator, it dilates your vasos

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<v Speaker 2>and then everyone's feeling perky and firm in a particular area. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>that's that's this, isn't that? A zepic is. Yeah, injection

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<v Speaker 2>makes you thinner by making you stop wanting to eat,

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<v Speaker 2>which I think McDonald's have managed to actually, Yeah, like, uh,

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<v Speaker 2>you don't want to eat that, I am no longer hungry,

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<v Speaker 2>Like I've had one bite of that and I'm good. Thanks. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>results may vary, it's the same with a zempic. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>a zempick has. Shockingly, there's a side effect which isn't

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<v Speaker 2>a real side effect in a medical sense, but is

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<v Speaker 2>a side effect in a I'm abusing this so I

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<v Speaker 2>can get thin kind of way. Okay, it's called a zempic.

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<v Speaker 2>But does it make you gappy? Pudd in?

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<v Speaker 1>Does it make you gappy?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh No, it's because you get thinner too quickly, and

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<v Speaker 2>so your your body can't redo all the skin properly,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like when when really big people have a

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<v Speaker 2>such Yeah, and then they just have some like wings

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<v Speaker 2>or extra flaps that the body takes a while to

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<v Speaker 2>kind of adjust to because it's just had a lot of.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a very strong word for what I did with

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<v Speaker 1>that gentleman. But someone while I was away on holiday

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<v Speaker 1>and they came back to mine and as they were

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<v Speaker 1>getting undressed, went just to forewarn you, I had a

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<v Speaker 1>gastric bypass. I went okay, And then during the act

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<v Speaker 1>they were above me and the skin was touching me

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<v Speaker 1>and was a gap.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh they weren't. They weren't even didn't even have the

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<v Speaker 2>courtesy to lift it up for you, he says, eating

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<v Speaker 2>match ships.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, Anyway, my skin is formed around stretched around

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<v Speaker 1>the fat. It's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>So anyway, it turns out that this is a thing

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<v Speaker 2>that happens if you use a drug for something that's

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<v Speaker 2>not intended to happen for your bum gets all saggy

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<v Speaker 2>and weird because all the fat that was in your

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<v Speaker 2>buttox is no longer there, but the skin and or

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<v Speaker 2>the flesh is still hanging off them nice. So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>what you could do if you don't want a zempick

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<v Speaker 2>bum is. You could tuck it into your socks, or

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<v Speaker 2>you could not inject yourself with random drugs to get thin,

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<v Speaker 2>but instead change to what you eat and go to

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<v Speaker 2>the gym a bit. Maybe just a thought, I'll just

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<v Speaker 2>be fat or just fat and happy, be happy to

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<v Speaker 2>be fat. Yeah, I mean, well, what was your thought then?

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<v Speaker 2>I was I was just gonna say, yeah, just surely

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<v Speaker 2>it's better to just learn to be happy with what

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<v Speaker 2>you are. But then I thought about the fact that

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<v Speaker 2>I go to the gym for five times a week, so.

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<v Speaker 1>I have no problem with people going to the gym. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>as long as you're doing it for the right reasons.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm doing it someone to have sex with attractive people.

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<v Speaker 1>So if that's your right reason, that's your right reason.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, this is my body. I'm very confident with

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<v Speaker 1>my body. No wants to see it.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, there's a girl out there who made millions

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<v Speaker 2>farting on cakes. I'm sure that there are people who

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<v Speaker 2>are out there who look at you and go, yes,

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<v Speaker 2>please some.

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<v Speaker 1>Of that yeah, and the dog goes rough.

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<v Speaker 2>We all just have to make do with what we've got.

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<v Speaker 2>We have to play the hand you've got.

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<v Speaker 1>Everyone's a fetish.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, from junk food to skinny injections to chasing cheese

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<v Speaker 2>down a hill. Okay, hmm, it is at that time

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<v Speaker 2>of the year. It is the annual cheese rolling event

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<v Speaker 2>at Cooper's Hill in Gloucestershire.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought about, say Cooper Beaty.

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<v Speaker 2>No, that's in Austria. Yes, now, this is in Gloucestershire.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a thing. There is a thing. I was

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<v Speaker 2>going to call it a sport. It's not a sport.

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<v Speaker 1>It is a sports sweat involved.

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<v Speaker 2>Participants held themselves downhill chasing a wheel of cheese. This

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<v Speaker 2>is this this there they go. Yeah, oh, that's an

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<v Speaker 2>interesting spinal thing to explain to the nice people in

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<v Speaker 2>the ambulance, isn't it. Your body's not meant to bend

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<v Speaker 2>that way? I don't think. Yeah, lots of people get

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I've had several cheese related accidents, but they've

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<v Speaker 2>never looked anything like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that what you're doing, double Gloster.

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<v Speaker 2>All I'm going to say is fondu is not the

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<v Speaker 2>way forward. That's all.

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<v Speaker 1>What they mean by peanis cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, I went through a tuba savalon in a weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll tell you that Yeah, that's anyway. Someone died from

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<v Speaker 2>this one year at least once, and yet people still

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<v Speaker 2>do it.

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<v Speaker 1>Were their laptose intolerant.

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<v Speaker 2>I see what you did there. That was quite good.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was all of for it.

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<v Speaker 2>And that's the end of the buzz for this week,

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<v Speaker 2>because why not don't go anywhere as coming up, we

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<v Speaker 2>have a game for you to play along with in

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<v Speaker 2>our game of the.

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<v Speaker 1>Week, Welcome back to a Burpie chewing the cud with

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<v Speaker 1>Mike Beying Roe and equally Burpie rivers. Now this is

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<v Speaker 1>the part of the show where we're going to play

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<v Speaker 1>a game and this is for the person who didn't

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<v Speaker 1>realize that they signed a waiver, not a guest book.

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<v Speaker 1>It's River, So off you pop.

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<v Speaker 2>You'll be hearing from my lawyer.

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<v Speaker 1>You've signed the wave. It's too late of the week.

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<v Speaker 1>So we're going to play a game of queer or Near.

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<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to have a factoid that River has

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<v Speaker 1>to say whether it's queer or true or near not

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<v Speaker 1>quite true? Are you ready River queer? Oh? As in

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<v Speaker 1>you're ready? Yes? Okay, you're just being abusive.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, okay, I was getting into the mood of it.

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<v Speaker 1>Your first question is is there an island in Greece

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<v Speaker 1>known as gay Island.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, there's Lesbos, no zach Andthos Miconos.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes yeah, Miconos is known as gay Island.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So queer so queer, yes, yes, yes, sorry, yes

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<v Speaker 2>I said yes, I'm so say queer. Sorry, I think

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<v Speaker 2>I've got the rules of this game.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go okay, gladly so. Sweden was the first country

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<v Speaker 1>to allow people to change their legal gender.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh wait, I saw that movie. It was called The

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<v Speaker 2>Danish Girl. So I'm going to say, uh, near not Sweden.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, queer nineteen seventy two bomb Yeah, well Danish Girl

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<v Speaker 1>famously played by transactor Ready Redmain.

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<v Speaker 2>Ready Redmain, Ready Red Mae. He didn't get a glimpse

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<v Speaker 2>of his willy though, so it did. But that's your

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<v Speaker 2>idea of a good time.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean he's attractive, lovely bone.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's all I have to say.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, I wish it were okay. In Nepal, there

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<v Speaker 1>is a legally recognized third gender.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh uh, queer. I'm going to go queer on this one. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>I think so it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed, queer legally recognized their gender.

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<v Speaker 2>Fantastic, what what's what can you tell me more?

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<v Speaker 1>It's a country part of India.

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<v Speaker 2>Ah cool? Thanks?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Next question, who has a third gender that they

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<v Speaker 1>legally recognize? Right? Next one? Little nas X, little nas X, little.

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<v Speaker 2>Nas X, little little Naz kiss well, little lads with

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<v Speaker 2>the kiss at the x O X so that that's

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<v Speaker 2>Charlie x o x so, isn't it? Or was that

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<v Speaker 2>gosp girl.

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<v Speaker 1>Charlie x e X Little Naz right, came out on

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<v Speaker 1>the last day.

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<v Speaker 2>Not little nas, not little Naz, littl Naz, little naz X,

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<v Speaker 2>little naz X, little Nax.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what I said. You're just you're hearing it different

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<v Speaker 1>because of my accent. Came out on the last day

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<v Speaker 1>of Wide month. What he came out on the last

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<v Speaker 1>day of Pride Month?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh? What this year? No, can't have been It's been

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<v Speaker 2>a while, uh Nia, I don't think that's true.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, it's true. He came out on the thirtieth of

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<v Speaker 1>June twenty nineteen, oh last year before the pandemic.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean he had a whole rainbow colored bit in

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<v Speaker 2>his album title. Is that him coming out?

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<v Speaker 1>Because it came out after that after twenty ninety Oh

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<v Speaker 1>did it? Well? The way he gave birth to the album.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, I don't know it was. It was. It

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<v Speaker 2>was before the pandemic, So as far as I'm concerned,

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<v Speaker 2>it's it's ancient history. I can't remember anything from back then.

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<v Speaker 2>That said, I can't really remember what I did last week.

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<v Speaker 1>So all this morning, okay, next one, the village people

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<v Speaker 1>were all straight.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh I mean that that that sounds like it's probably true.

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<v Speaker 2>But I bet one of them turned out to be

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<v Speaker 2>a secret homecesul.

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<v Speaker 1>That's what you're saying.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm saying near not queer.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, correct? Several were gay, including the originally singer shocking.

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<v Speaker 1>I know right.

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<v Speaker 2>To think that that song was made by wafters I

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<v Speaker 2>know shouldn't be allowed.

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<v Speaker 1>Where they could do whatever they feel down at the ymcam.

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<v Speaker 1>Actually did I Will Survive Good for You by Gloria Again,

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<v Speaker 1>it is considered a queer anthem.

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<v Speaker 2>Queer?

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<v Speaker 1>Correct? Indeed, did you know that I'm near no queer?

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<v Speaker 2>Now you have if I knew, and I'm like, no,

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<v Speaker 2>probably not.

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<v Speaker 1>Did I know there was an interesting little factory that

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<v Speaker 1>you shall never learn the answer to.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm David, tell me.

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<v Speaker 1>David Bowie once said he was a closet heterosexual. Is

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<v Speaker 1>that queer or not queer? David Bowie okay, once said

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<v Speaker 1>he was a closet heterosexual.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, near, I don't think that's a real one.

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<v Speaker 1>He did after previously identifying as gay and buy he

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<v Speaker 1>said he was a closet heterosexual.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. It was the seventies.

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<v Speaker 1>There were a hell of a drug apparently, so this

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<v Speaker 1>one might get you a bit racheful. Hopefully it does.

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<v Speaker 1>Heteronormativity was coined by legend.

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<v Speaker 2>RuPaul near and not even near, far far away.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, you'd be glad to know that is not quite true.

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<v Speaker 1>It appears early in the nineteen sixties.

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<v Speaker 2>Excellent. It's like when people say, oh, sis is a

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<v Speaker 2>new thing, like, No, sis has been around to mean

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<v Speaker 2>not trams since like the nineteen twenties.

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<v Speaker 1>I think coming on that so cis gendered was used

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<v Speaker 1>in the nineteen twenties, that's right, But sis has been

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<v Speaker 1>around since what were they called? Oh yes, people were

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<v Speaker 1>speaking Latin.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because it's a it's a prefix. Sis is a

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<v Speaker 2>prefix to mean yeah, okay, yeah, in the same way

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<v Speaker 2>that homo just means same and hetero means different.

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<v Speaker 1>Anyway, Yes. Oscar Wilde Yes wrote a letter from prison

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<v Speaker 1>titled deep Profundis.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true, Yeah, queer, I knew that one.

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<v Speaker 1>It is. Yes, I was saying it's great because he

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<v Speaker 1>was sentenced to Wasson for sodomy. Yes, so you were

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<v Speaker 1>sent to prison for being taken up anyway, it just

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<v Speaker 1>doesn't sound like a punishment to me. There's a species

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<v Speaker 1>of clownfish that can change sex.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, queer, it's the one that Nemo's dad, well, Nemo

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<v Speaker 2>and his dad, I imagine, was because there was a

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<v Speaker 2>thing about how if this was real life and Nemo's

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<v Speaker 2>mum got eaten, Nemo's dad would become his mum and

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<v Speaker 2>then they'd have kids together. Because fish aren't people, and

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<v Speaker 2>that's how they roll.

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<v Speaker 1>Indeed, they're sequential hermaphrodites cool plenty, good for them. That's

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<v Speaker 1>a scientific word. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Sequential. Nice, Well, you want it to be sequential, wouldn't

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<v Speaker 2>it You wouldn't want it all at once? That I'd

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<v Speaker 2>get very confusing.

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<v Speaker 1>Would you be able to get yourself pregnant?

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<v Speaker 2>They could try?

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<v Speaker 1>I do next thing?

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<v Speaker 2>Um.

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<v Speaker 1>In ancient Rome, ancient role lesbianism was it legal, but

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<v Speaker 1>male homosexually wasn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's say near Because I feel like, I feel like

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<v Speaker 2>the Romans and the Greeks were quite famous for all

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<v Speaker 2>the bumming, and they not quite consensual sex with younger men.

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<v Speaker 2>So I'm going to say that that one is near

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<v Speaker 2>not quite true.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Rome had a complicated class based attitude. Well, it

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<v Speaker 1>depends how ritual. I mean. I'm not going to say

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<v Speaker 1>that still happens today, not at all. I'm not going

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<v Speaker 1>to say anything about certain files and a certain president.

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<v Speaker 1>Moving on, ball culture.

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<v Speaker 2>If you've got if you've got culture on your balls,

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<v Speaker 2>you need to get that scene too. Learned that one

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<v Speaker 2>that hard way?

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<v Speaker 1>Did you learn?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 1>No, no no? Ball culture began in nineteen eighties Los Angeles.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh near. I think it was earlier than that, and

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was in New York, but I don't

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<v Speaker 2>know for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineteen twenties Harlem.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, there we go. That's New york Ish, isn't it.

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<v Speaker 1>It is New York Yeah, because I think nineteen twenties

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<v Speaker 1>they didn't have Vogue then what the magazine? No, so

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<v Speaker 1>they wouldn't have been able to Vogue didn't.

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<v Speaker 2>Didn't did the did the magazine name come first?

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<v Speaker 1>I think yes, because the reason why voguing is called

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<v Speaker 1>voguing is because they the original pose is to emulate

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<v Speaker 1>what they were doing in vogue. So he had those

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<v Speaker 1>pictures or that that very eighties stylized. Ireland's first openly

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<v Speaker 1>gay prime minister was Leo Va Kada queer.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, correct, actually a thing, yeah, actually a thing which

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<v Speaker 2>is quite nice. Yeah, it was he. It was he

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<v Speaker 2>the T shirt or whatever they call it or because

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's like the their their leaders in Irish,

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<v Speaker 2>the word is t shock, I believe, yes, yes, something

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<v Speaker 2>like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's enough for now. Coming up after this shortbreak,

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<v Speaker 1>we prepare for our oural stimulation. That means Ears and

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<v Speaker 1>River in Spotlight welcome back, and you're still watching Micro

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<v Speaker 1>and River in chewing they could. Now we're going to

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<v Speaker 1>experience what River is famous for and not on specialist websites. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>it's Spotlight, so it's you're famous for podcasting amongst many

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<v Speaker 1>things that's on speciality websit. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean you do need quite a special website

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<v Speaker 2>for for YouTube for podcasting stuff. It's not YouTube, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>it is on YouTube, but there's quite a lot of bleeping,

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<v Speaker 2>quite a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>I quite like after a while, what kind of things

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<v Speaker 1>do you talk about on your podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, all sorts of queer stuff. Everything queer. I actually started.

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<v Speaker 2>One of the reasons I started it back in the

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<v Speaker 2>day was because there were lots of gay YouTube channels

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<v Speaker 2>and gay content, but it was all kind of like

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<v Speaker 2>nice and fluffy and hate kids. It's great to be gay,

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<v Speaker 2>rather than huh kindibis, yeah it is, it is great

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<v Speaker 2>being gay, deaf sias. But there was a lot of

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<v Speaker 2>all the websites were like that's that was yeah, gayness,

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<v Speaker 2>and there wasn't much about like the less family friendly

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<v Speaker 2>side of things.

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<v Speaker 1>Not to say that it's the you know, just sanitized.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, very very It's queer stuff for queer people, not

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<v Speaker 2>worried about what the advertisers want us to talk about

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<v Speaker 2>so that they can package it nicely to straight people

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<v Speaker 2>and sell it for money, which is why I'm poor.

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<v Speaker 2>If I were any good at business, i'd be doing

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<v Speaker 2>the sanitized, happily clean and all of that. But it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. I talk about real stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>So what kind of topics do you cover?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm trying to think now of ones that I

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<v Speaker 2>can talk about in a in a nothing nothing particularly disgusting.

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<v Speaker 2>But we've talked about there's been an episode about how

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<v Speaker 2>bums are great, but they're not just for sex. Sometimes

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<v Speaker 2>they're also and how it's best it's best not to

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<v Speaker 2>get the two mixed up and how to stop that

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<v Speaker 2>from happening and things like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, so thinks that douche.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's it. I wasn't sure if I was allowed

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<v Speaker 2>to say.

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<v Speaker 1>That that most French for shower it is.

637
00:35:34.079 --> 00:35:37.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, so having a French shower when you're expecting a

638
00:35:37.599 --> 00:35:41.039
<v Speaker 2>gentleman caller and that kind of thing. Yeah, and all that,

639
00:35:41.159 --> 00:35:44.920
<v Speaker 2>and talking about why my housemate owns a pair of

640
00:35:44.960 --> 00:35:48.679
<v Speaker 2>noise canceling headphones things like that, because that's always fun

641
00:35:49.880 --> 00:35:54.119
<v Speaker 2>to be the cause of the need for noise canceling

642
00:35:54.119 --> 00:35:56.400
<v Speaker 2>headphones rather than having to be the one wearing them,

643
00:35:56.760 --> 00:36:00.679
<v Speaker 2>And things like topping and bottoming and what that, and

644
00:36:01.280 --> 00:36:05.199
<v Speaker 2>like how you're not at top or bottom, you're someone

645
00:36:05.199 --> 00:36:07.760
<v Speaker 2>who enjoys two bottom because it's not who you are.

646
00:36:07.840 --> 00:36:09.679
<v Speaker 2>It's one of the things what you enjoy and that

647
00:36:09.719 --> 00:36:11.880
<v Speaker 2>can change over time. You know, everything's queer and fluid.

648
00:36:11.960 --> 00:36:15.159
<v Speaker 2>There's a load of stuff about being trans and non

649
00:36:15.159 --> 00:36:17.480
<v Speaker 2>binary because that was kind of part of my journey

650
00:36:18.400 --> 00:36:20.760
<v Speaker 2>and so you know, there's some stuff about that. I

651
00:36:20.800 --> 00:36:25.159
<v Speaker 2>make it funny and silly. I a few years ago

652
00:36:25.360 --> 00:36:29.719
<v Speaker 2>I had a big birthday. I'm an undisclosed number of

653
00:36:29.800 --> 00:36:33.480
<v Speaker 2>years old. Don't worry about it. Part of my part

654
00:36:33.559 --> 00:36:39.199
<v Speaker 2>of my trauma response to being in my thirties was

655
00:36:39.239 --> 00:36:50.800
<v Speaker 2>to owl's this podcast be quiet? How dare you using

656
00:36:50.840 --> 00:36:51.719
<v Speaker 2>your maths at me?

657
00:36:52.000 --> 00:36:53.760
<v Speaker 1>One hundred and fifty episodes?

658
00:36:53.880 --> 00:37:00.760
<v Speaker 2>Ish, it's about shagging twinks, all right, so stuff like

659
00:37:00.760 --> 00:37:03.719
<v Speaker 2>that and body hair and all sorts of things. There's

660
00:37:03.719 --> 00:37:05.840
<v Speaker 2>all sorts of episodes about all sorts of stuff, all

661
00:37:05.840 --> 00:37:08.360
<v Speaker 2>of it from a queer perspective in a way that

662
00:37:08.400 --> 00:37:12.079
<v Speaker 2>should be hopefully silly and fun and engaging, and talks

663
00:37:12.079 --> 00:37:17.039
<v Speaker 2>about stuff in a way that isn't too sanitized and boring.

664
00:37:17.360 --> 00:37:20.440
<v Speaker 1>So very important needed, but still lighthearted.

665
00:37:20.639 --> 00:37:22.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bit of silly.

666
00:37:22.760 --> 00:37:25.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, cool. So how do you approach a subject

667
00:37:26.039 --> 00:37:28.880
<v Speaker 1>like douching from a silly angle? Do you put?

668
00:37:28.880 --> 00:37:32.239
<v Speaker 2>You test the water first? You make sure it's a

669
00:37:32.320 --> 00:37:35.079
<v Speaker 2>comfortable temperature, because that's that can be bracing. If it's

670
00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:38.960
<v Speaker 2>too cold, you really, yeah, it wakes you up. It

671
00:37:38.960 --> 00:37:42.480
<v Speaker 2>don't need to be too hot either, No, No, you'd

672
00:37:42.519 --> 00:37:49.000
<v Speaker 2>struggle getting the Savlon right up there, wouldn't you dear again? So, yes,

673
00:37:49.079 --> 00:37:52.440
<v Speaker 2>I personally, when it comes to stuff like douching, I

674
00:37:53.000 --> 00:37:56.480
<v Speaker 2>think about, you know, my experience of it, what I've

675
00:37:56.760 --> 00:37:58.960
<v Speaker 2>what I what I know of it. Sometimes I do

676
00:37:59.000 --> 00:38:01.039
<v Speaker 2>a bit of research, by which I mean I have

677
00:38:01.039 --> 00:38:07.079
<v Speaker 2>a flick through Instagram and TikTok, and then I try

678
00:38:07.119 --> 00:38:08.960
<v Speaker 2>and think of some jokes and make it funny and silly.

679
00:38:09.039 --> 00:38:11.239
<v Speaker 2>We'll still find out what my point was, And I'm like,

680
00:38:11.840 --> 00:38:13.800
<v Speaker 2>what am I trying to say? And then I chuck

681
00:38:13.840 --> 00:38:17.199
<v Speaker 2>some knob jokes in. It's not difficult. If it were,

682
00:38:17.239 --> 00:38:22.159
<v Speaker 2>it wouldn't be me doing it. Yeah.

683
00:38:22.239 --> 00:38:24.039
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you're talked about douching.

684
00:38:24.800 --> 00:38:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, you seem stuck on that one.

685
00:38:25.960 --> 00:38:27.199
<v Speaker 1>Do you want to shouting?

686
00:38:27.719 --> 00:38:34.480
<v Speaker 2>Shouting more just vocally enjoying your gentleman caller as it were,

687
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:36.559
<v Speaker 2>annoying the neighbors.

688
00:38:36.800 --> 00:38:38.719
<v Speaker 1>Annoying the neighbors.

689
00:38:39.400 --> 00:38:41.000
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if it's any good, you get to a yodel.

690
00:38:41.039 --> 00:38:42.840
<v Speaker 2>Sometimes it's more of just a grunt and a squirt,

691
00:38:42.880 --> 00:38:45.679
<v Speaker 2>but that's you know, well we all get through it,

692
00:38:45.719 --> 00:38:48.199
<v Speaker 2>don't we do it? Okay?

693
00:38:48.199 --> 00:38:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Cool? So what should be probably your biggest tip? Sorry?

694
00:38:53.239 --> 00:38:54.960
<v Speaker 1>People enjoying sex. What's your biggest tip?

695
00:38:54.960 --> 00:38:58.880
<v Speaker 2>Oh, my biggest tip for enjoying sex use your words, like,

696
00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:00.480
<v Speaker 2>don't be afraid to ask for what you want. No

697
00:39:00.480 --> 00:39:02.440
<v Speaker 2>one's a mind reader. It took me a while to

698
00:39:02.519 --> 00:39:04.639
<v Speaker 2>kind of like a very boring sex where I'm lid there,

699
00:39:04.719 --> 00:39:08.400
<v Speaker 2>just kind of thinking, I hope you've just done soon,

700
00:39:08.760 --> 00:39:10.440
<v Speaker 2>and before I realized that that's not really what you

701
00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:12.480
<v Speaker 2>should be doing. What you should be doing is kind

702
00:39:12.480 --> 00:39:14.960
<v Speaker 2>of going, what are you doing? Please? Stop? You're doing

703
00:39:14.960 --> 00:39:18.360
<v Speaker 2>it wrong. Stop moving your arms about so much? Why

704
00:39:18.360 --> 00:39:20.239
<v Speaker 2>are you sweating? Neither of us are moving that much.

705
00:39:20.360 --> 00:39:22.800
<v Speaker 2>Things like that, you know, getting getting into it, and

706
00:39:22.840 --> 00:39:25.719
<v Speaker 2>actually kind of like correcting people because if you don't

707
00:39:25.719 --> 00:39:27.679
<v Speaker 2>tell them, they're not going to know, and they'll think

708
00:39:27.760 --> 00:39:31.639
<v Speaker 2>they did a good job. Yeah, stop faking it. I've

709
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:34.760
<v Speaker 2>faked a lot of orgasms, even as a top and

710
00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:37.599
<v Speaker 2>even while topping, and it's.

711
00:39:37.719 --> 00:39:39.880
<v Speaker 1>An orgasm you just grunt and.

712
00:39:39.800 --> 00:39:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Twitch a bit. No one checks. They're all too busy

713
00:39:42.519 --> 00:39:47.320
<v Speaker 2>doing their own thing anyway, always check, They never check anyway,

714
00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:49.440
<v Speaker 2>and stuff like that, and you know, it's disappointing. Whereas

715
00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:52.519
<v Speaker 2>if you have to stop faking your orgasms. I started booing,

716
00:39:52.920 --> 00:39:55.360
<v Speaker 2>but that I went a bit farther the way. People

717
00:39:55.400 --> 00:39:59.639
<v Speaker 2>don't like that so much, you know, and you should

718
00:39:59.639 --> 00:40:02.760
<v Speaker 2>feel bad. That kind of thing doesn't work very well. Yeah,

719
00:40:02.760 --> 00:40:05.599
<v Speaker 2>I know. But somewhere in the middle, you know, it's

720
00:40:05.679 --> 00:40:07.679
<v Speaker 2>it's better to be like, okay, now let's try it

721
00:40:07.760 --> 00:40:10.559
<v Speaker 2>like this, or oh yeah, that feels good, keep doing that,

722
00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:15.679
<v Speaker 2>or oh no, don't, or just rearranging things as you

723
00:40:15.719 --> 00:40:18.119
<v Speaker 2>go to make it more fun. And if they push back,

724
00:40:18.159 --> 00:40:19.559
<v Speaker 2>that can be part of the fun. I like it

725
00:40:19.599 --> 00:40:23.559
<v Speaker 2>when they struggle. But also you know, you're you're learning

726
00:40:23.599 --> 00:40:26.360
<v Speaker 2>together and it helps. And you know, if you're if

727
00:40:26.400 --> 00:40:29.519
<v Speaker 2>you're one of those people that like seeing people more

728
00:40:29.559 --> 00:40:32.360
<v Speaker 2>than once you're weirdos, then you learn together.

729
00:40:33.760 --> 00:40:36.599
<v Speaker 1>You have a particular parson for the younger gentleman caller.

730
00:40:37.199 --> 00:40:40.960
<v Speaker 2>Nothing was ever proved and say illegal, All right, okay,

731
00:40:41.039 --> 00:40:42.079
<v Speaker 2>I mean your.

732
00:40:41.960 --> 00:40:42.840
<v Speaker 1>Age, it's not difficult.

733
00:40:42.880 --> 00:40:44.920
<v Speaker 2>I was gonna say, considering my age, most of the

734
00:40:44.960 --> 00:40:48.639
<v Speaker 2>people but I could have sex with are already younger

735
00:40:48.639 --> 00:40:50.239
<v Speaker 2>than me. You know that that number is only going

736
00:40:50.280 --> 00:40:52.360
<v Speaker 2>to keep getting bigger. That the number of people getting

737
00:40:52.360 --> 00:40:55.719
<v Speaker 2>older than me is is shrinking, The number of people

738
00:40:55.719 --> 00:40:57.559
<v Speaker 2>younger is constantly increasing.

739
00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Do you find you have to educate more.

740
00:41:05.360 --> 00:41:11.199
<v Speaker 2>I mean it depends on I find it easier to

741
00:41:11.679 --> 00:41:15.880
<v Speaker 2>filter for already know what they're doing. So if there's

742
00:41:15.880 --> 00:41:19.079
<v Speaker 2>someone who's kind of hot but seems a bit kind

743
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:22.360
<v Speaker 2>of gorneless or a bit kind of like that. I

744
00:41:22.760 --> 00:41:25.119
<v Speaker 2>found the really pretty ones tend to be useless in

745
00:41:25.119 --> 00:41:27.440
<v Speaker 2>bed because they've never had to try. They just kind

746
00:41:27.440 --> 00:41:29.800
<v Speaker 2>of like drift through and everything just happens for them.

747
00:41:29.920 --> 00:41:32.559
<v Speaker 2>You know, you can really tell the ones who've always

748
00:41:32.599 --> 00:41:35.719
<v Speaker 2>been hot because they just turn up and expect everything

749
00:41:35.719 --> 00:41:38.639
<v Speaker 2>to go wonderfully for them. Yeah, and yeah, I had

750
00:41:38.639 --> 00:41:43.039
<v Speaker 2>one guy actually, he came around. We were having a

751
00:41:43.039 --> 00:41:45.239
<v Speaker 2>lovely time stripping each other off all of that gorgeous

752
00:41:45.360 --> 00:41:48.239
<v Speaker 2>six pack. He was really hot. Even his dick had abs,

753
00:41:48.280 --> 00:41:52.079
<v Speaker 2>that's how hot he was. And yeah, so I was

754
00:41:52.199 --> 00:41:54.679
<v Speaker 2>I was down there doing my thing. I'm having a

755
00:41:54.679 --> 00:41:58.960
<v Speaker 2>lovely time. And then afterwards he was great, Oh that

756
00:41:59.079 --> 00:42:03.400
<v Speaker 2>was amazing. Did you come too? And I'm like, did I?

757
00:42:03.480 --> 00:42:09.039
<v Speaker 2>Did I come from sucking your dick? Sure? Why not? Goodbye?

758
00:42:10.559 --> 00:42:15.840
<v Speaker 2>And and yeah, So I've found unless they really seem

759
00:42:15.920 --> 00:42:17.800
<v Speaker 2>to know what they're doing, I'm like, no, I'm going

760
00:42:17.840 --> 00:42:20.159
<v Speaker 2>to finishing myself off I might as well just use

761
00:42:20.159 --> 00:42:21.760
<v Speaker 2>your pictures and have the rest of the night to myself.

762
00:42:22.000 --> 00:42:23.880
<v Speaker 2>Whereas if they if they know what they're doing, if

763
00:42:23.920 --> 00:42:26.239
<v Speaker 2>they seem a lot more engaged and like they're actually

764
00:42:26.239 --> 00:42:28.880
<v Speaker 2>listening to me rather than just having a really complicated

765
00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:30.920
<v Speaker 2>wet wank, do you know what I mean? Like, sometimes

766
00:42:30.960 --> 00:42:32.320
<v Speaker 2>you have sex with people and like, oh, you don't

767
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:35.000
<v Speaker 2>need me here, you just needed something to Sometimes you

768
00:42:35.039 --> 00:42:37.760
<v Speaker 2>do get people or so I certainly have encountered people

769
00:42:37.760 --> 00:42:40.519
<v Speaker 2>who aren't that bothered about the other person. They're just

770
00:42:40.559 --> 00:42:44.559
<v Speaker 2>there for their own pleasure and that's that's that's a

771
00:42:44.639 --> 00:42:46.480
<v Speaker 2>that's a no from me, thank you.

772
00:42:46.719 --> 00:42:48.920
<v Speaker 1>When you're looking about sex and all that sort of stuff.

773
00:42:48.920 --> 00:42:52.119
<v Speaker 2>I think it communications to the deaf seas I very

774
00:42:52.159 --> 00:42:54.880
<v Speaker 2>much agree. Use your words, communicate, make sure the other

775
00:42:54.880 --> 00:42:57.559
<v Speaker 2>person knows, and if they're not listening or they're not receptive,

776
00:42:58.079 --> 00:42:59.480
<v Speaker 2>get rid find a better one one.

777
00:43:00.360 --> 00:43:03.320
<v Speaker 1>Okay? Cool. So if people wanted to hear some less

778
00:43:03.360 --> 00:43:06.880
<v Speaker 1>TV friendly versions of that swears in it and everywheares

779
00:43:06.960 --> 00:43:08.800
<v Speaker 1>and things, and where would we find it?

780
00:43:09.239 --> 00:43:11.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes, anywhere on the internet. Just search probably true podcast

781
00:43:13.159 --> 00:43:15.360
<v Speaker 2>or River Scott you'll probably find it with my name.

782
00:43:16.119 --> 00:43:17.639
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Well, thank you very much.

783
00:43:17.800 --> 00:43:20.000
<v Speaker 2>That's almost the end of the show now, but on

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00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:23.679
<v Speaker 2>screen you can see our contact details. It is at

785
00:43:23.719 --> 00:43:25.920
<v Speaker 2>the cud tv on your social media's and if you

786
00:43:25.920 --> 00:43:28.599
<v Speaker 2>want to catch up on previous episodes, you can always

787
00:43:28.599 --> 00:43:32.239
<v Speaker 2>binges on the YouTube's just search Chewing the CUD.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you for watching and we will see you all soon. Bye.