WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:02.879 From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza. 2 00:00:05.160 --> 00:00:05.559 Fame. 3 00:00:06.480 --> 00:00:08.279 He'd liked to be walked on a leash and play 4 00:00:08.400 --> 00:00:12.080 really dirty kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put 5 00:00:12.119 --> 00:00:17.280 the cock in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey everybody, 6 00:00:17.320 --> 00:00:19.960 aj Benzi here with fame as a bitch. This is 7 00:00:19.960 --> 00:00:24.800 your daily Unfiltered podcast. It is Friday. It's December thirteenth. 8 00:00:24.879 --> 00:00:29.039 It's my sister New News Birthday, Happy Birthday, New New. 9 00:00:30.679 --> 00:00:36.240 My sister was so fun, she was so fun, and 10 00:00:36.359 --> 00:00:37.039 she got weird. 11 00:00:40.039 --> 00:00:44.640 She got weird when unfortunately she couldn't conceive a baby, 12 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:50.359 and God, she wanted that more than ever and then 13 00:00:50.479 --> 00:00:53.960 things went awry. And I'm not trying to make fun 14 00:00:54.159 --> 00:00:59.799 because we love New New like crazy, but you know, 15 00:01:00.079 --> 00:01:00.759 got to cancer. 16 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:01.799 We all know the story. 17 00:01:01.920 --> 00:01:04.599 You guys were there for it, as you were for 18 00:01:04.799 --> 00:01:09.760 my situation, our situation with Jackie dying and Rocko dying 19 00:01:09.879 --> 00:01:14.519 and god, so many different situations. We've all been through hardship, 20 00:01:14.640 --> 00:01:18.239 not just me, all of us, all of you have 21 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:22.480 been through hardship, and you know you have the well 22 00:01:22.519 --> 00:01:25.319 not yet. Well the other day's show with me crying 23 00:01:25.359 --> 00:01:29.239 here and there about Jackie and it being two years 24 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:32.200 since he left us. I don't like the phrase he 25 00:01:32.400 --> 00:01:35.680 left us like it was like like the people who die, 26 00:01:35.719 --> 00:01:38.920 it's their choice. Well when he left us, he didn't 27 00:01:39.000 --> 00:01:42.760 leave us. No one left us. They got taken away. 28 00:01:44.239 --> 00:01:50.120 But anyhow, the beginning of today's show is a lesson 29 00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:53.680 in the kind of shit that I have to deal with. 30 00:01:54.120 --> 00:01:59.280 And listen, I love what I do. And the plus 31 00:01:59.400 --> 00:02:03.079 is weigh the minus is by a thousand percent, So 32 00:02:03.159 --> 00:02:07.239 this is not a complaint at all for me. But 33 00:02:09.280 --> 00:02:12.039 yesterday I said, look, you know, I got so much 34 00:02:12.120 --> 00:02:15.719 going on. And those of you who have sons or 35 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:19.960 daughters who are athletes, you understand how crazy it gets, 36 00:02:20.360 --> 00:02:23.560 not only going to the games, but driving them to 37 00:02:23.719 --> 00:02:29.719 different towns to play their games. You know, we become 38 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:36.039 not only cheerleaders, but you know, uber drivers, taxi drivers, chauffeurs. 39 00:02:36.479 --> 00:02:38.800 We've got to do all that stuff. And I'm more 40 00:02:38.919 --> 00:02:41.840 than happy to do it because when my son was 41 00:02:41.879 --> 00:02:44.039 born and I held them in my hands, I said, 42 00:02:44.159 --> 00:02:47.199 I want this kid to be a great athlete, and 43 00:02:47.280 --> 00:02:51.360 I can't wait for those days. And here we are, 44 00:02:51.840 --> 00:02:56.280 and now Rocco is a good basketball player, and I 45 00:02:56.960 --> 00:03:02.159 cherished going to his games. So on on Thursday, it 46 00:03:02.280 --> 00:03:06.919 was a wild schedule. There were two games, and he 47 00:03:06.960 --> 00:03:10.680 got off early from school. That meant that daddy's got 48 00:03:10.719 --> 00:03:14.039 to pick him up and bring him back home. Because 49 00:03:14.560 --> 00:03:17.039 I don't want to get too personal. He had to 50 00:03:18.000 --> 00:03:21.639 go to the bathroom. And maybe some of you were 51 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:25.840 like me and him. We didn't like to shit in school, right, 52 00:03:25.919 --> 00:03:29.479 I mean I went to school, junior high and high school. 53 00:03:29.520 --> 00:03:34.120 I never once sat on the bowl once. Peeing was 54 00:03:34.199 --> 00:03:38.000 one thing, never number two. So he says, Dad, I 55 00:03:38.039 --> 00:03:41.599 gotta come home, Okay, come home. He came home. I 56 00:03:41.639 --> 00:03:45.080 gave him a little I had chicken cutlets prepared because 57 00:03:45.080 --> 00:03:47.879 I always have some food prepared for him, some protein, 58 00:03:48.280 --> 00:03:50.599 have a few cutlets. Let's get out there and go 59 00:03:50.919 --> 00:03:55.039 and you take them to the game, and the game's over, 60 00:03:55.159 --> 00:03:57.400 and then you got to come back take them home 61 00:03:57.520 --> 00:03:59.879 because it wasn't a league game, so there was no 62 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:04.360 bus driving them. And then we get home for a bit, 63 00:04:04.800 --> 00:04:07.159 back out for the next game. Because it's a tournament. 64 00:04:07.639 --> 00:04:10.159 It's a tournament, it's not it wasn't a league game. 65 00:04:10.240 --> 00:04:12.120 So it's a tournament, which means a lot of teams 66 00:04:12.120 --> 00:04:16.000 are involved. And I got to go back out and 67 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:20.639 these schools aren't always ten blocks away. Some of them 68 00:04:21.000 --> 00:04:25.480 lately this tournament have been thirty five forty minutes away. 69 00:04:26.199 --> 00:04:30.720 So Daddy's the chauffeur. Forget about the wife, forget about 70 00:04:30.759 --> 00:04:33.839 the mother. I'm the person. I'm dealing with it all, 71 00:04:34.319 --> 00:04:39.240 you know, the cooking, everything. So I knew yesterday was 72 00:04:39.240 --> 00:04:41.120 going to be a little difficult getting the show out, 73 00:04:41.160 --> 00:04:42.959 and I don't I didn't want to do a show 74 00:04:43.000 --> 00:04:45.480 where I just like, oh, let me just talk for 75 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:48.199 thirty minutes and be done with it. I don't like 76 00:04:48.279 --> 00:04:51.360 doing that. I like giving you guys a show, you know, 77 00:04:51.399 --> 00:04:55.040 I like making it good. So I said on the 78 00:04:55.040 --> 00:04:58.839 Patreon page and on the Facebook page, Hey guys, sorry, 79 00:04:58.879 --> 00:05:02.959 but Friday show will land midday. I'm sorry. You know 80 00:05:03.759 --> 00:05:07.639 things that got and ninety nine percent if you get it, 81 00:05:09.759 --> 00:05:15.800 one person vocally didn't get it, and that would be 82 00:05:16.439 --> 00:05:21.560 what's his name less less Fisher less something less. Well, 83 00:05:21.720 --> 00:05:25.600 I'm glad the first name is the less Hayes Less. 84 00:05:26.000 --> 00:05:29.040 The fact that the first name is less means a lot. 85 00:05:29.639 --> 00:05:34.720 It ain't plus, it's less, it ain't more, it's less. 86 00:05:35.240 --> 00:05:37.360 Let me tell you something about this fucking guy, And 87 00:05:37.399 --> 00:05:40.519 I'm so glad this is why. I tell you, the 88 00:05:40.720 --> 00:05:44.759 universe provides. When you think you don't have something to say, 89 00:05:45.319 --> 00:05:47.720 you know what, you wake up and the world gives 90 00:05:47.759 --> 00:05:52.680 you something. I couldn't have possibly known yesterday that less 91 00:05:52.839 --> 00:05:57.759 Hayes would give me something to rant on today, but 92 00:05:59.120 --> 00:06:02.399 God bless him, he did. I've had a thing with 93 00:06:02.480 --> 00:06:08.000 this guy a gotza, which we say in Italian it 94 00:06:08.079 --> 00:06:12.279 means he, you know that guy, passive, aggressive type, guy, 95 00:06:13.920 --> 00:06:17.560 full of shit type. Guy wants to act like he's 96 00:06:17.600 --> 00:06:20.920 a big fucking shot mem while he's alone. He's lonely, 97 00:06:22.319 --> 00:06:25.399 but always likes to comment on other people's lives, other 98 00:06:25.439 --> 00:06:28.600 people's situations. And boy did he fucking houl off on 99 00:06:28.759 --> 00:06:32.279 me when I was going through my drinking and the 100 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:35.720 shows weren't up to par. And I, God, you guys 101 00:06:35.800 --> 00:06:38.519 know how quickly I am to it, how quick I 102 00:06:38.560 --> 00:06:42.000 am to admit that he took it upon himself to 103 00:06:42.120 --> 00:06:45.120 go on the page and go, you know what, AJ's 104 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:48.480 gotta stop acting like this and that and his throat's 105 00:06:48.560 --> 00:06:51.360 always not good and blah blah blah. He's got to 106 00:06:51.480 --> 00:06:54.120 get in the program. And me while I was in 107 00:06:54.199 --> 00:06:57.240 the program at that point, but he's got to stick 108 00:06:57.279 --> 00:07:02.360 with it. And okay, good friend, I took it on 109 00:07:02.399 --> 00:07:06.240 the chin. I said, yeah, you know what, I gotta 110 00:07:06.279 --> 00:07:08.759 really make it a better effort. I gotta make a 111 00:07:08.800 --> 00:07:09.560 better effort. 112 00:07:09.639 --> 00:07:12.519 So for that, I thank him. 113 00:07:13.040 --> 00:07:16.439 But beyond that, he can stick his hand up his 114 00:07:16.519 --> 00:07:21.759 asshole and grab his tongue because he shouldn't talk anymore. Really, 115 00:07:22.120 --> 00:07:24.240 and I know it's a one sided fire. He really 116 00:07:24.279 --> 00:07:27.120 can't fire back at me without sending me an email 117 00:07:27.160 --> 00:07:29.040 that I don't give a fuck to read, or a 118 00:07:29.040 --> 00:07:32.639 text message, or he will definitely write on the Patreon 119 00:07:32.759 --> 00:07:36.560 page and he'll go on the Facebook podcast Obsessed page 120 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:39.720 and say awful things about me. I don't give a shit. 121 00:07:40.040 --> 00:07:43.439 But when this guy was telling me about drinking blah 122 00:07:43.480 --> 00:07:45.680 blah blah and how he quit and that's the only 123 00:07:45.720 --> 00:07:49.000 way to do it, you gotta go to this, I 124 00:07:49.000 --> 00:07:52.040 went and watched his videos of him building his deck 125 00:07:52.319 --> 00:07:56.759 behind his house where he's drinking beers. So I don't 126 00:07:56.759 --> 00:07:59.199 want to hear about what he thinks is the right 127 00:07:59.240 --> 00:08:03.879 way to get This is not about a sober story. 128 00:08:03.959 --> 00:08:08.639 It's not. It's about a guy who I woke up 129 00:08:08.680 --> 00:08:11.839 this morning too, knowing that when I get up I 130 00:08:11.879 --> 00:08:14.360 got to do a show. Because I hate that I 131 00:08:14.399 --> 00:08:19.600 didn't give one yesterday. But my real listeners will understand 132 00:08:19.720 --> 00:08:23.160 it's only a few hours different. It's not like, oh, 133 00:08:23.199 --> 00:08:26.120 he didn't give us a show. It's a few hours. 134 00:08:27.720 --> 00:08:29.720 We all go through shit in life. We all get 135 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:32.840 busy here and there. You know, you just have to 136 00:08:32.840 --> 00:08:36.360 be like, I understand, no problem, bro, We've been together 137 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:39.039 seven years. I know there'll be a show. But this 138 00:08:39.120 --> 00:08:43.320 guy no. When I said that, he went on the 139 00:08:43.360 --> 00:08:47.240 Patreon page and he and he's not kidding, and he 140 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:50.360 may hear this show because I know he still listens 141 00:08:50.639 --> 00:08:53.559 and act like I was only joking when I said 142 00:08:53.559 --> 00:08:56.799 that about Aja, not you know, not doing a show. 143 00:08:57.200 --> 00:09:01.120 He's full of shit, because this is what he wrote 144 00:09:01.200 --> 00:09:05.960 when I said, hey, guys, tomorrow's show is gonna land midday. 145 00:09:06.080 --> 00:09:09.919 Been busy with rock those games? He said, Nope, had 146 00:09:10.039 --> 00:09:13.879 enough of this shit. I'm out have fun, guys, A 147 00:09:14.039 --> 00:09:19.799 j learn professionalism. I don't know what this guy does 148 00:09:19.840 --> 00:09:23.519 for a living. I don't know what his profession is, 149 00:09:25.120 --> 00:09:28.879 but it has nothing to do with a lack of professionalism. 150 00:09:28.960 --> 00:09:34.759 It just has to do with sometimes some days just 151 00:09:35.440 --> 00:09:38.799 overcome you and you go, okay, you know what my 152 00:09:38.879 --> 00:09:41.960 fan I hate saying fans. My listeners will get it. 153 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:45.759 It's just gonna be another few hours. It's okay. I'll 154 00:09:45.799 --> 00:09:47.559 give the show to Mike in the morning and he'll 155 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:49.919 post it and he'll be up at like, you know whatever, 156 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:53.919 at ten thirty eleven o'clock Pacific Coast time. Not the 157 00:09:54.039 --> 00:10:02.840 end of the world. We've all been together through death's illness, problems, crimes, 158 00:10:03.279 --> 00:10:10.559 presidential insanity, America falling apart, wars, you name it. You 159 00:10:10.600 --> 00:10:15.159 see me go stay at how many goddamn hotels? How 160 00:10:15.200 --> 00:10:19.200 many people's houses? How many couches did I crash on? 161 00:10:20.519 --> 00:10:24.399 And what did I go? A week? Two weeks without shows? 162 00:10:24.399 --> 00:10:27.679 Did I? Did I deny you guys entertainment? 163 00:10:27.879 --> 00:10:28.879 No I didn't. 164 00:10:29.759 --> 00:10:33.519 No. I guess he thinks a week or two ago 165 00:10:33.720 --> 00:10:36.720 the lost luggage is like, well that really got him 166 00:10:36.759 --> 00:10:42.720 on edge. Excuse me, but this is a real thing. 167 00:10:43.639 --> 00:10:47.120 Like today, I gotta pick up Rocco at one o'clock 168 00:10:47.200 --> 00:10:50.399 instead of three point thirty, take him to his game, 169 00:10:51.600 --> 00:10:53.879 which well, no, I gotta take him back home so 170 00:10:53.960 --> 00:10:57.720 he can eat. Take him to his game by four 171 00:10:57.840 --> 00:11:01.279 forty five. The game doesn't thought till sick. So as 172 00:11:01.320 --> 00:11:05.679 a parent, do you just you can't drive back forty 173 00:11:05.720 --> 00:11:08.320 five minutes. You just got a dilly dally, get something 174 00:11:08.360 --> 00:11:12.840 to eat, sit in your car, read your phone. It's 175 00:11:12.919 --> 00:11:16.399 just the way it is. But I want to tell 176 00:11:16.440 --> 00:11:20.759 you something about why I'm happy this happened, because, like 177 00:11:20.840 --> 00:11:26.840 I say, the universe delivers. I wanted to rip him 178 00:11:26.879 --> 00:11:30.480 a new asshole a couple of weeks ago because there's 179 00:11:30.480 --> 00:11:33.279 something I said on the show and the way he 180 00:11:33.360 --> 00:11:37.759 responded it really pissed me off. You guys know I've 181 00:11:37.759 --> 00:11:40.879 said this for years. I listened to Joe Rogan's show. 182 00:11:41.039 --> 00:11:43.480 I don't like the shows that he does, the Mixed 183 00:11:43.480 --> 00:11:46.240 Martial Arts review. I don't like when he talks to 184 00:11:46.360 --> 00:11:50.120 people who are entrepreneurs in different fields I can care less. 185 00:11:50.440 --> 00:11:53.279 I like when he talks to famous people, whether they're actors, 186 00:11:53.399 --> 00:11:58.000 comedians or an Elon Musk, you know, or what we 187 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:03.120 were treated to this last few weeks, Trump and Bobby Kennedy, 188 00:12:03.320 --> 00:12:07.559 and I mean, he just he was the difference in 189 00:12:07.600 --> 00:12:13.039 the election. But I've always held true to this that 190 00:12:13.159 --> 00:12:16.720 Joe Rogan says he's half Italian, and yet I get 191 00:12:17.799 --> 00:12:20.120 I don't like the fact that he can't pronounce simple 192 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:27.240 Italian phrases to even go further. I don't like that 193 00:12:27.360 --> 00:12:30.799 he doesn't understand, like, you know, he was talking to 194 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:34.759 Mike Rowe, who's great, and Mike Rowe was talking to 195 00:12:34.840 --> 00:12:38.279 him about an old La Dodger pitcher, a Boston Red 196 00:12:38.320 --> 00:12:42.840 Sox pitcher, Louis Tian, who had a crazy delivery where 197 00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:45.639 he spun his whole body around so the batter saw 198 00:12:45.679 --> 00:12:49.799 his back. That's not how pitchers throw, and it confused them, 199 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:53.480 and batters were very confused when Louis Tian pitched. He 200 00:12:54.240 --> 00:12:57.879 was a Red Sox great and Joe never heard of him, 201 00:12:58.399 --> 00:13:01.360 and Joe didn't know what that meant about. Well, why 202 00:13:01.440 --> 00:13:07.039 is that harder for the bad or? Joe Rogan is 203 00:13:07.080 --> 00:13:11.879 a certain type of smart guy. You know, he knows 204 00:13:12.759 --> 00:13:17.600 i'd say, two feet of everything, but yet there are 205 00:13:17.639 --> 00:13:20.200 some things he just doesn't know. So I was complaining 206 00:13:20.240 --> 00:13:23.519 about his lack of Italian knowledge and the fact that 207 00:13:23.559 --> 00:13:28.360 he can't pronounce very simple words that all US Italian 208 00:13:28.440 --> 00:13:34.600 kids can. And this is what this fucking idiot sends 209 00:13:34.639 --> 00:13:40.480 me back on November twenty fifth. He actually begins by saying, 210 00:13:40.679 --> 00:13:47.039 I know I speak for my fellow Norwegian friends outside 211 00:13:47.080 --> 00:13:51.320 of Alexia Bowen. There's no other Norwegian listening to this show, 212 00:13:51.759 --> 00:13:53.840 and Alexi, I'm gonna tell you to go fuck yourself. 213 00:13:56.320 --> 00:14:00.639 I know, I speak for my Norwegian friends. Makes us 214 00:14:00.759 --> 00:14:06.000 cringe aj when people that are of Italian heritage pronounced 215 00:14:06.240 --> 00:14:10.960 parmesan and other Italian foods like they just stepped off 216 00:14:11.000 --> 00:14:16.480 the boat from Sicily. This is the most insult Get this, 217 00:14:16.519 --> 00:14:21.039 this is the most insulting and ridiculous thing in the world. 218 00:14:21.159 --> 00:14:25.159 It's like, hey, man, you're from Cleveland, You're not from 219 00:14:25.240 --> 00:14:30.159 the mother country. So maybe Rogan isn't so silly because 220 00:14:30.200 --> 00:14:33.639 he doesn't pronounce Italian foods like he just stepped off 221 00:14:34.320 --> 00:14:39.080 of the Godfather set. Maybe Joe is pronouncing those Italian 222 00:14:39.159 --> 00:14:44.759 foods like he does on purpose, so people don't think 223 00:14:46.240 --> 00:14:52.039 he just I can't don't think he's pretentious. No, you 224 00:14:53.360 --> 00:14:58.039 pro magnum. No, you have no idea what you're talking about. 225 00:14:59.399 --> 00:15:04.519 I'm not talking about the word parmesan. You could say 226 00:15:04.679 --> 00:15:07.639 parmesan all you want. It just makes us, No, you're 227 00:15:07.639 --> 00:15:14.159 not an Italian parmejon mijon, not part of me jan. Now, 228 00:15:14.240 --> 00:15:18.840 I don't say that. I say parmesan, not parmesan. I 229 00:15:18.879 --> 00:15:24.919 don't say ricotta. Italian say regotta. You can roll your 230 00:15:24.960 --> 00:15:27.000 are or you can go to the store and say, 231 00:15:27.399 --> 00:15:30.879 I can't find your regotta Regotta regotta cheese. I even 232 00:15:30.879 --> 00:15:34.200 feel funny saying that, because it should be Regotta. But 233 00:15:34.320 --> 00:15:36.960 I'm not that person who goes to Italy and said, 234 00:15:37.279 --> 00:15:39.440 let me tell you something. I just got back from 235 00:15:39.919 --> 00:15:44.600 Monopoli and Fidenza, and I'm gonna tell you my best 236 00:15:44.639 --> 00:15:49.639 trip ever was being on a boat in Venezia. Italians 237 00:15:49.720 --> 00:15:53.440 hate people like that. We go, you went to Venice, 238 00:15:53.600 --> 00:15:56.320 you went to Naples, you went to Rome. Stop it. 239 00:15:57.440 --> 00:16:01.159 You didn't go to Turino, you went to Turin. You know, 240 00:16:01.240 --> 00:16:05.519 we understand. But what I'm saying is if you grow 241 00:16:05.600 --> 00:16:09.639 up with any kind of background and have family that 242 00:16:09.840 --> 00:16:14.559 are legitimately Italian, and there are fake Italians. By that, 243 00:16:14.679 --> 00:16:17.679 I mean Italians that don't really follow the rules of 244 00:16:17.759 --> 00:16:23.120 cooking and conversing. And it's not against the law. But 245 00:16:23.200 --> 00:16:29.360 when Joe Rogan doesn't know what a zeppeli is, right, 246 00:16:29.840 --> 00:16:31.960 doesn't know what a fool of your dell is. Now 247 00:16:31.960 --> 00:16:36.720 I'm not pronouncing it slow yet, that would be a 248 00:16:36.720 --> 00:16:41.440 little bit of a problem. Slowa del what's so hard 249 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:44.799 with putting an S and a V together. Slow your dell, 250 00:16:45.080 --> 00:16:48.159 you can't do that. What do you got too much 251 00:16:48.240 --> 00:16:52.519 reindeer steak in your mouth? You can't say it. Listen 252 00:16:52.519 --> 00:16:56.360 to me, Joe Rogan, I respect the hell out of 253 00:16:56.720 --> 00:17:00.600 and I always will. I enjoy his show. I'm just 254 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:06.559 saying he's saying he's half Italian, because I'm sure there's 255 00:17:06.559 --> 00:17:11.880 some pride there, But he doesn't subscribe to the Italian 256 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:14.720 way of life, and it's not his fault. Whoever the 257 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:22.400 dominant parent was, and it obviously was his father, the 258 00:17:22.440 --> 00:17:25.519 Italian way of life and the Italian way of cookie 259 00:17:25.759 --> 00:17:29.920 wasn't He wasn't immersed in that, so it's not his fault. 260 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:32.839 I'm not mad at him. Don't fucking tell me. I 261 00:17:32.920 --> 00:17:35.759 can't say. Yeah. You know, most people, if they have 262 00:17:35.799 --> 00:17:41.799 any Italian in them, have Italian relatives who who say 263 00:17:41.920 --> 00:17:46.640 things the right way, in the right parlance. And it's 264 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:51.920 very understood. If I took Joe Rogan into a store 265 00:17:51.960 --> 00:17:54.799 and I laid out different pastas, I don't think he 266 00:17:54.839 --> 00:17:58.279 could tell the difference from a Diddilini to a Rigatoni, 267 00:17:58.400 --> 00:18:04.559 to his fully of deell to to you name it. 268 00:18:05.079 --> 00:18:07.960 He just I know he couldn't. Again, not his fault. 269 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:12.920 But Les Hayes, you idiot, and I'm glad you're gone. 270 00:18:13.000 --> 00:18:15.279 Oh I'm so glad you're gone. I've wanted you gone 271 00:18:15.279 --> 00:18:19.880 for a long time because you're such a passive, aggressive asshole. Meanwhile, 272 00:18:19.920 --> 00:18:22.920 you try to get friends with my girlfriend on Facebook. No, 273 00:18:23.400 --> 00:18:25.920 she's not gonna be friends with you. She knows how 274 00:18:25.960 --> 00:18:28.160 you are. You're a brute. You go online and you 275 00:18:28.240 --> 00:18:31.519 talk shit about Again, let's not get into too much 276 00:18:31.559 --> 00:18:34.480 Taylor Swift stuff, but you know you talk about her 277 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:39.519 being an old cat lady asshole. She's a billionaire, She's 278 00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:42.240 done great things. I may not think she's the best 279 00:18:42.319 --> 00:18:44.519 singer songwriter of all time, but I'm not going to 280 00:18:44.599 --> 00:18:48.319 deny her talent. But I did speak about the fact 281 00:18:48.319 --> 00:18:52.039 that there are relationships that have problems because the woman 282 00:18:52.160 --> 00:18:55.960 typically loves her to a degree we've not seen in 283 00:18:56.000 --> 00:18:59.119 a long time. But you don't go on the page 284 00:18:59.160 --> 00:19:02.480 and rip people ass apart. It's the bottom line is 285 00:19:02.480 --> 00:19:07.160 it's not your show. You know what I mean? Everybody, 286 00:19:07.880 --> 00:19:10.880 excuse me. Everybody who's listened to this show and sat 287 00:19:10.960 --> 00:19:13.759 down with this show for seven years and has known 288 00:19:13.920 --> 00:19:17.599 everything I've done, to get this show delivered to you 289 00:19:17.960 --> 00:19:21.599 and has been through what was it thirty nine different 290 00:19:21.680 --> 00:19:24.440 places it's been taped from. I'm not trying to play 291 00:19:24.480 --> 00:19:27.200 a little violin in my fingers, but I'm trying to say, 292 00:19:27.680 --> 00:19:31.680 through all the shit that's happened me living in hotels, divorced, 293 00:19:32.160 --> 00:19:38.400 breaking up with the wife, the affair, the deaths, the always, 294 00:19:38.519 --> 00:19:42.160 this show was there and I can't take another couple 295 00:19:42.200 --> 00:19:46.599 of hours because my son is busy with basketball. Stick 296 00:19:46.640 --> 00:19:50.480 it up your ass. I gotta hear from this guy 297 00:19:50.680 --> 00:19:53.440 about food. What the fuck do you know about food? 298 00:19:53.559 --> 00:19:58.359 Norwegian food? Oh, please pass me more dil Oh, that's 299 00:19:58.400 --> 00:20:03.680 gonna make this dish come to life. Anybody wants some 300 00:20:03.799 --> 00:20:09.119 pickled herring in their school lunch today? How about some 301 00:20:09.240 --> 00:20:12.640 fresh water trout that's been fermented for six years. No, 302 00:20:13.599 --> 00:20:18.640 don't talk about the culinary delights of. 303 00:20:18.599 --> 00:20:25.039 Italy Scandinavian food. You know. 304 00:20:27.559 --> 00:20:32.680 I'm not saying people gotta make the feast of seven fishes, 305 00:20:32.720 --> 00:20:36.079 which in itself is a bunch of bullshit. There's not 306 00:20:36.240 --> 00:20:40.599 a town or a city in Italy that talks about this. 307 00:20:40.599 --> 00:20:44.200 This is not something Italians do. Maybe one town did 308 00:20:44.200 --> 00:20:47.640 it one time, and now they think everybody in Italy 309 00:20:47.680 --> 00:20:50.359 does seven different fishes. When I first heard that term, 310 00:20:50.400 --> 00:20:52.799 I go, I don't know if it's seven. I mean, 311 00:20:52.920 --> 00:20:55.519 we have a lot of seafood, but I don't know 312 00:20:57.440 --> 00:21:01.039 Scandinavian Christmas. I think they make something called look fisk, 313 00:21:02.200 --> 00:21:06.960 which is a fish rehydrated in lie. Boy, does that 314 00:21:07.119 --> 00:21:15.240 get my taste? Buds jumping? This is a medieval times dish, 315 00:21:15.559 --> 00:21:20.480 So less Hayes. If that's what makes you leave the show, Chow, 316 00:21:21.039 --> 00:21:25.720 I don't know how to say goodbye. It's Scandinavian. But 317 00:21:26.480 --> 00:21:29.519 take that on the hop as well. What I've tried 318 00:21:29.559 --> 00:21:32.039 to do and what this show has become. And you've 319 00:21:32.119 --> 00:21:38.799 seen me ETX out certain people. This show is a 320 00:21:38.920 --> 00:21:42.400 dinner party. You and I we get together and we 321 00:21:43.000 --> 00:21:46.599 shoot the shit and we all have opinions and you 322 00:21:46.720 --> 00:21:51.000 shoot your opinions back to me, and we agree or disagree. 323 00:21:51.039 --> 00:21:55.720 We have fun on the page. We laugh, we cry together. Today. 324 00:21:56.839 --> 00:22:00.319 Ordra Fortune, she she's got a mom who's ill. She 325 00:22:00.400 --> 00:22:03.920 wants prayers. We do that. We did it for We 326 00:22:04.640 --> 00:22:09.640 did it for LaRue, we did it for for Chris Elise, 327 00:22:10.319 --> 00:22:12.599 We've done it for Betty. We do it for a 328 00:22:12.599 --> 00:22:15.960 lot of We're a good group of people. I don't 329 00:22:16.000 --> 00:22:19.160 need anybody who's nasty. And you know what I've done, 330 00:22:19.519 --> 00:22:23.119 I've cultivated, but I think is the best group of 331 00:22:23.240 --> 00:22:28.160 people ever. I don't need people in this group who 332 00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:31.960 want to talk shit and talk down to me about 333 00:22:32.799 --> 00:22:39.599 what Italian. Shut the fuck up my house. I'm cooking. 334 00:22:40.240 --> 00:22:45.640 You're around my dining room table, and ninety nine point 335 00:22:45.960 --> 00:22:49.559 nine point nine of you that doesn't make sense, ninety 336 00:22:49.640 --> 00:22:53.079 nine point ninety nine are invited, and you're all gonna 337 00:22:53.119 --> 00:22:59.319 leave with tup away to go and eat tomorrow less Hayes. 338 00:22:59.799 --> 00:23:03.440 You what out And it couldn't have happened at a 339 00:23:03.480 --> 00:23:06.240 better time. And that's why I love the fact that 340 00:23:06.279 --> 00:23:09.559 I waited a few hours, because look what it gave me, 341 00:23:09.799 --> 00:23:15.400 gave me gold. Sorry to be so blunt, but I'm 342 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:18.799 not gonna be talked down to and and told by 343 00:23:18.920 --> 00:23:22.920 some fucking idiot who's making a deck in his backyard 344 00:23:23.200 --> 00:23:27.279 drinking a beer and acting like he's sober. You're a fraud. 345 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:33.279 You're a fraud, and you're gone, and that's it. And 346 00:23:33.359 --> 00:23:36.720 speaking of frauds, Jamie Foxx, you know I watched the 347 00:23:36.799 --> 00:23:42.119 show that the Netflix thing. I was right. I knew 348 00:23:42.160 --> 00:23:45.480 he wouldn't say exactly what happened. He can't say exactly 349 00:23:45.519 --> 00:23:48.839 what happened. I hold true to the COVID shot being 350 00:23:48.880 --> 00:23:52.000 the thing we were all supposed to believe it was 351 00:23:52.039 --> 00:23:54.640 gonna be. No, no, you have no idea. Puffy did it. 352 00:23:54.680 --> 00:23:58.440 They poisoned him. He admitted that wasn't it. And these 353 00:23:58.480 --> 00:24:01.480 comics came on Instagram and said, you're gonna hear that Puffy. 354 00:24:01.480 --> 00:24:04.319 Paul I said, no, no, no, it's bullshit. Even Paul 355 00:24:04.440 --> 00:24:08.039 Sheer in another comic said she's gonna say that. I said, now, 356 00:24:08.039 --> 00:24:10.440 it's a lie. And those of you who texted me 357 00:24:10.480 --> 00:24:12.480 and showed me the clip, I said, it's bullshit, don't 358 00:24:12.480 --> 00:24:12.960 believe it. 359 00:24:14.240 --> 00:24:14.720 I'm right. 360 00:24:16.759 --> 00:24:19.960 But Jamie Fox, the first I don't know nine ten 361 00:24:20.079 --> 00:24:22.079 minutes of the show was how much he kept saying, 362 00:24:22.240 --> 00:24:24.759 and Lanta, you saved me, and Lanta saved my life, 363 00:24:24.799 --> 00:24:27.200 and Lana saved my life. And then later on he 364 00:24:27.240 --> 00:24:34.319 gets into he's quitting white girls. No more white girls. God, 365 00:24:34.400 --> 00:24:38.480 my throat sucks. No more white girls, no more big 366 00:24:38.559 --> 00:24:42.440 kitties and flat ass. Okay, go get your big asses. 367 00:24:42.640 --> 00:24:44.200 But you're black. I don't know what you want to do, 368 00:24:45.079 --> 00:24:47.880 but go ahead, Jamie. I love Jamie Fox, Like I say, 369 00:24:48.039 --> 00:24:49.519 you know what. The other thing that gets me is 370 00:24:49.519 --> 00:24:57.720 going on Megan Fox is, like I said, you know, 371 00:24:58.000 --> 00:25:04.440 very sexy. She is a she's pregnant with mgk's baby 372 00:25:04.480 --> 00:25:07.440 Machine Gun Kelly, as we know, and she split with 373 00:25:07.599 --> 00:25:12.960 him because she found text messages on his phone. And 374 00:25:13.039 --> 00:25:15.200 I wanted to get into this deeper. We'll do it 375 00:25:15.279 --> 00:25:19.359 during the week because it's definitely something that is happening 376 00:25:19.519 --> 00:25:23.720 more than people know. And it's happening because social media 377 00:25:23.799 --> 00:25:28.519 has made it so easy for men, maybe for women too, 378 00:25:28.559 --> 00:25:31.960 But I don't see I don't have that algorithm. But 379 00:25:32.079 --> 00:25:36.640 I see so many women on social media from eighteen 380 00:25:36.880 --> 00:25:40.799 nineteen years old and up who were just flat out saying, 381 00:25:41.000 --> 00:25:43.720 I want a man, look at my ass, look at 382 00:25:43.720 --> 00:25:48.799 my tits. What do I need to I mean, I 383 00:25:48.839 --> 00:25:53.480 can't believe women have fought for their rights, and so 384 00:25:53.720 --> 00:25:56.680 many of you mean it. And then you go on 385 00:25:56.759 --> 00:25:59.839 Instagram and you see what girls and women are doing. It. 386 00:26:00.039 --> 00:26:04.400 It's embarrassing, you know, like make him believe they're doing 387 00:26:04.440 --> 00:26:06.880 a chore at home just so they're tits shake while 388 00:26:06.880 --> 00:26:10.960 they're not wearing a bra. It's like, really, is it 389 00:26:11.039 --> 00:26:13.960 come down to that? You can't walk into a restaurant 390 00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:17.000 or a bar or a fucking airport and find a 391 00:26:17.039 --> 00:26:19.480 man that finds you attractive. You've got to go online 392 00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:23.599 and shake your tits with no bra and find somebody 393 00:26:23.599 --> 00:26:27.720 you've never met from somewhere in the world who texts you. 394 00:26:29.000 --> 00:26:31.240 And I know, men get caught up in this. I've 395 00:26:31.279 --> 00:26:32.799 got caught up in it, and it's got to be 396 00:26:32.839 --> 00:26:37.279 in trouble. It's hard. It's like dangling a horse in 397 00:26:37.319 --> 00:26:41.359 front of a horse. It's like dangling get carried in 398 00:26:41.359 --> 00:26:46.000 front of a horse. He wants the carriage, even if 399 00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:48.920 he likes the person he's living with, and he loves 400 00:26:49.000 --> 00:26:51.519 his stable and loves the food they put out, But 401 00:26:51.599 --> 00:26:54.519