Speaker 1: From Workhouse Connect and aj Benza.
Speaker 2: Fame.
Speaker 1: He'd liked to be walked on a leash and play
really dirty kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put
the cock in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey everybody,
aj Benzi here with fame as a bitch. This is
your daily Unfiltered podcast. It is Friday. It's December thirteenth.
It's my sister New News Birthday, Happy Birthday, New New.
Speaker 2: My sister was so fun, she was so fun, and
she got weird.
Speaker 1: She got weird when unfortunately she couldn't conceive a baby,
and God, she wanted that more than ever and then
things went awry. And I'm not trying to make fun
because we love New New like crazy, but you know,
got to cancer.
Speaker 2: We all know the story.
Speaker 1: You guys were there for it, as you were for
my situation, our situation with Jackie dying and Rocko dying
and god, so many different situations. We've all been through hardship,
not just me, all of us, all of you have
been through hardship, and you know you have the well
not yet. Well the other day's show with me crying
here and there about Jackie and it being two years
since he left us. I don't like the phrase he
left us like it was like like the people who die,
it's their choice. Well when he left us, he didn't
leave us. No one left us. They got taken away.
But anyhow, the beginning of today's show is a lesson
in the kind of shit that I have to deal with.
And listen, I love what I do. And the plus
is weigh the minus is by a thousand percent, So
this is not a complaint at all for me. But
yesterday I said, look, you know, I got so much
going on. And those of you who have sons or
daughters who are athletes, you understand how crazy it gets,
not only going to the games, but driving them to
different towns to play their games. You know, we become
not only cheerleaders, but you know, uber drivers, taxi drivers, chauffeurs.
We've got to do all that stuff. And I'm more
than happy to do it because when my son was
born and I held them in my hands, I said,
I want this kid to be a great athlete, and
I can't wait for those days. And here we are,
and now Rocco is a good basketball player, and I
cherished going to his games. So on on Thursday, it
was a wild schedule. There were two games, and he
got off early from school. That meant that daddy's got
to pick him up and bring him back home. Because
I don't want to get too personal. He had to
go to the bathroom. And maybe some of you were
like me and him. We didn't like to shit in school, right,
I mean I went to school, junior high and high school.
I never once sat on the bowl once. Peeing was
one thing, never number two. So he says, Dad, I
gotta come home, Okay, come home. He came home. I
gave him a little I had chicken cutlets prepared because
I always have some food prepared for him, some protein,
have a few cutlets. Let's get out there and go
and you take them to the game, and the game's over,
and then you got to come back take them home
because it wasn't a league game, so there was no
bus driving them. And then we get home for a bit,
back out for the next game. Because it's a tournament.
It's a tournament, it's not it wasn't a league game.
So it's a tournament, which means a lot of teams
are involved. And I got to go back out and
these schools aren't always ten blocks away. Some of them
lately this tournament have been thirty five forty minutes away.
So Daddy's the chauffeur. Forget about the wife, forget about
the mother. I'm the person. I'm dealing with it all,
you know, the cooking, everything. So I knew yesterday was
going to be a little difficult getting the show out,
and I don't I didn't want to do a show
where I just like, oh, let me just talk for
thirty minutes and be done with it. I don't like
doing that. I like giving you guys a show, you know,
I like making it good. So I said on the
Patreon page and on the Facebook page, Hey guys, sorry,
but Friday show will land midday. I'm sorry. You know
things that got and ninety nine percent if you get it,
one person vocally didn't get it, and that would be
what's his name less less Fisher less something less. Well,
I'm glad the first name is the less Hayes Less.
The fact that the first name is less means a lot.
It ain't plus, it's less, it ain't more, it's less.
Let me tell you something about this fucking guy, And
I'm so glad this is why. I tell you, the
universe provides. When you think you don't have something to say,
you know what, you wake up and the world gives
you something. I couldn't have possibly known yesterday that less
Hayes would give me something to rant on today, but
God bless him, he did. I've had a thing with
this guy a gotza, which we say in Italian it
means he, you know that guy, passive, aggressive type, guy,
full of shit type. Guy wants to act like he's
a big fucking shot mem while he's alone. He's lonely,
but always likes to comment on other people's lives, other
people's situations. And boy did he fucking houl off on
me when I was going through my drinking and the
shows weren't up to par. And I, God, you guys
know how quickly I am to it, how quick I
am to admit that he took it upon himself to
go on the page and go, you know what, AJ's
gotta stop acting like this and that and his throat's
always not good and blah blah blah. He's got to
get in the program. And me while I was in
the program at that point, but he's got to stick
with it. And okay, good friend, I took it on
the chin. I said, yeah, you know what, I gotta
really make it a better effort. I gotta make a
better effort.
Speaker 2: So for that, I thank him.
Speaker 1: But beyond that, he can stick his hand up his
asshole and grab his tongue because he shouldn't talk anymore. Really,
and I know it's a one sided fire. He really
can't fire back at me without sending me an email
that I don't give a fuck to read, or a
text message, or he will definitely write on the Patreon
page and he'll go on the Facebook podcast Obsessed page
and say awful things about me. I don't give a shit.
But when this guy was telling me about drinking blah
blah blah and how he quit and that's the only
way to do it, you gotta go to this, I
went and watched his videos of him building his deck
behind his house where he's drinking beers. So I don't
want to hear about what he thinks is the right
way to get This is not about a sober story.
It's not. It's about a guy who I woke up
this morning too, knowing that when I get up I
got to do a show. Because I hate that I
didn't give one yesterday. But my real listeners will understand
it's only a few hours different. It's not like, oh,
he didn't give us a show. It's a few hours.
We all go through shit in life. We all get
busy here and there. You know, you just have to
be like, I understand, no problem, bro, We've been together
seven years. I know there'll be a show. But this
guy no. When I said that, he went on the
Patreon page and he and he's not kidding, and he
may hear this show because I know he still listens
and act like I was only joking when I said
that about Aja, not you know, not doing a show.
He's full of shit, because this is what he wrote
when I said, hey, guys, tomorrow's show is gonna land midday.
Been busy with rock those games? He said, Nope, had
enough of this shit. I'm out have fun, guys, A
j learn professionalism. I don't know what this guy does
for a living. I don't know what his profession is,
but it has nothing to do with a lack of professionalism.
It just has to do with sometimes some days just
overcome you and you go, okay, you know what my
fan I hate saying fans. My listeners will get it.
It's just gonna be another few hours. It's okay. I'll
give the show to Mike in the morning and he'll
post it and he'll be up at like, you know whatever,
at ten thirty eleven o'clock Pacific Coast time. Not the
end of the world. We've all been together through death's illness, problems, crimes,
presidential insanity, America falling apart, wars, you name it. You
see me go stay at how many goddamn hotels? How
many people's houses? How many couches did I crash on?
And what did I go? A week? Two weeks without shows?
Did I? Did I deny you guys entertainment?
Speaker 2: No I didn't.
Speaker 1: No. I guess he thinks a week or two ago
the lost luggage is like, well that really got him
on edge. Excuse me, but this is a real thing.
Like today, I gotta pick up Rocco at one o'clock
instead of three point thirty, take him to his game,
which well, no, I gotta take him back home so
he can eat. Take him to his game by four
forty five. The game doesn't thought till sick. So as
a parent, do you just you can't drive back forty
five minutes. You just got a dilly dally, get something
to eat, sit in your car, read your phone. It's
just the way it is. But I want to tell
you something about why I'm happy this happened, because, like
I say, the universe delivers. I wanted to rip him
a new asshole a couple of weeks ago because there's
something I said on the show and the way he
responded it really pissed me off. You guys know I've
said this for years. I listened to Joe Rogan's show.
I don't like the shows that he does, the Mixed
Martial Arts review. I don't like when he talks to
people who are entrepreneurs in different fields I can care less.
I like when he talks to famous people, whether they're actors,
comedians or an Elon Musk, you know, or what we
were treated to this last few weeks, Trump and Bobby Kennedy,
and I mean, he just he was the difference in
the election. But I've always held true to this that
Joe Rogan says he's half Italian, and yet I get
I don't like the fact that he can't pronounce simple
Italian phrases to even go further. I don't like that
he doesn't understand, like, you know, he was talking to
Mike Rowe, who's great, and Mike Rowe was talking to
him about an old La Dodger pitcher, a Boston Red
Sox pitcher, Louis Tian, who had a crazy delivery where
he spun his whole body around so the batter saw
his back. That's not how pitchers throw, and it confused them,
and batters were very confused when Louis Tian pitched. He
was a Red Sox great and Joe never heard of him,
and Joe didn't know what that meant about. Well, why
is that harder for the bad or? Joe Rogan is
a certain type of smart guy. You know, he knows
i'd say, two feet of everything, but yet there are
some things he just doesn't know. So I was complaining
about his lack of Italian knowledge and the fact that
he can't pronounce very simple words that all US Italian
kids can. And this is what this fucking idiot sends
me back on November twenty fifth. He actually begins by saying,
I know I speak for my fellow Norwegian friends outside
of Alexia Bowen. There's no other Norwegian listening to this show,
and Alexi, I'm gonna tell you to go fuck yourself.
I know, I speak for my Norwegian friends. Makes us
cringe aj when people that are of Italian heritage pronounced
parmesan and other Italian foods like they just stepped off
the boat from Sicily. This is the most insult Get this,
this is the most insulting and ridiculous thing in the world.
It's like, hey, man, you're from Cleveland, You're not from
the mother country. So maybe Rogan isn't so silly because
he doesn't pronounce Italian foods like he just stepped off
of the Godfather set. Maybe Joe is pronouncing those Italian
foods like he does on purpose, so people don't think
he just I can't don't think he's pretentious. No, you
pro magnum. No, you have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm not talking about the word parmesan. You could say
parmesan all you want. It just makes us, No, you're
not an Italian parmejon mijon, not part of me jan. Now,
I don't say that. I say parmesan, not parmesan. I
don't say ricotta. Italian say regotta. You can roll your
are or you can go to the store and say,
I can't find your regotta Regotta regotta cheese. I even
feel funny saying that, because it should be Regotta. But
I'm not that person who goes to Italy and said,
let me tell you something. I just got back from
Monopoli and Fidenza, and I'm gonna tell you my best
trip ever was being on a boat in Venezia. Italians
hate people like that. We go, you went to Venice,
you went to Naples, you went to Rome. Stop it.
You didn't go to Turino, you went to Turin. You know,
we understand. But what I'm saying is if you grow
up with any kind of background and have family that
are legitimately Italian, and there are fake Italians. By that,
I mean Italians that don't really follow the rules of
cooking and conversing. And it's not against the law. But
when Joe Rogan doesn't know what a zeppeli is, right,
doesn't know what a fool of your dell is. Now
I'm not pronouncing it slow yet, that would be a
little bit of a problem. Slowa del what's so hard
with putting an S and a V together. Slow your dell,
you can't do that. What do you got too much
reindeer steak in your mouth? You can't say it. Listen
to me, Joe Rogan, I respect the hell out of
and I always will. I enjoy his show. I'm just
saying he's saying he's half Italian, because I'm sure there's
some pride there, But he doesn't subscribe to the Italian
way of life, and it's not his fault. Whoever the
dominant parent was, and it obviously was his father, the
Italian way of life and the Italian way of cookie
wasn't He wasn't immersed in that, so it's not his fault.
I'm not mad at him. Don't fucking tell me. I
can't say. Yeah. You know, most people, if they have
any Italian in them, have Italian relatives who who say
things the right way, in the right parlance. And it's
very understood. If I took Joe Rogan into a store
and I laid out different pastas, I don't think he
could tell the difference from a Diddilini to a Rigatoni,
to his fully of deell to to you name it.
He just I know he couldn't. Again, not his fault.
But Les Hayes, you idiot, and I'm glad you're gone.
Oh I'm so glad you're gone. I've wanted you gone
for a long time because you're such a passive, aggressive asshole. Meanwhile,
you try to get friends with my girlfriend on Facebook. No,
she's not gonna be friends with you. She knows how
you are. You're a brute. You go online and you
talk shit about Again, let's not get into too much
Taylor Swift stuff, but you know you talk about her
being an old cat lady asshole. She's a billionaire, She's
done great things. I may not think she's the best
singer songwriter of all time, but I'm not going to
deny her talent. But I did speak about the fact
that there are relationships that have problems because the woman
typically loves her to a degree we've not seen in
a long time. But you don't go on the page
and rip people ass apart. It's the bottom line is
it's not your show. You know what I mean? Everybody,
excuse me. Everybody who's listened to this show and sat
down with this show for seven years and has known
everything I've done, to get this show delivered to you
and has been through what was it thirty nine different
places it's been taped from. I'm not trying to play
a little violin in my fingers, but I'm trying to say,
through all the shit that's happened me living in hotels, divorced,
breaking up with the wife, the affair, the deaths, the always,
this show was there and I can't take another couple
of hours because my son is busy with basketball. Stick
it up your ass. I gotta hear from this guy
about food. What the fuck do you know about food?
Norwegian food? Oh, please pass me more dil Oh, that's
gonna make this dish come to life. Anybody wants some
pickled herring in their school lunch today? How about some
fresh water trout that's been fermented for six years. No,
don't talk about the culinary delights of.
Speaker 2: Italy Scandinavian food. You know.
Speaker 1: I'm not saying people gotta make the feast of seven fishes,
which in itself is a bunch of bullshit. There's not
a town or a city in Italy that talks about this.
This is not something Italians do. Maybe one town did
it one time, and now they think everybody in Italy
does seven different fishes. When I first heard that term,
I go, I don't know if it's seven. I mean,
we have a lot of seafood, but I don't know
Scandinavian Christmas. I think they make something called look fisk,
which is a fish rehydrated in lie. Boy, does that
get my taste? Buds jumping? This is a medieval times dish,
So less Hayes. If that's what makes you leave the show, Chow,
I don't know how to say goodbye. It's Scandinavian. But
take that on the hop as well. What I've tried
to do and what this show has become. And you've
seen me ETX out certain people. This show is a
dinner party. You and I we get together and we
shoot the shit and we all have opinions and you
shoot your opinions back to me, and we agree or disagree.
We have fun on the page. We laugh, we cry together. Today.
Ordra Fortune, she she's got a mom who's ill. She
wants prayers. We do that. We did it for We
did it for LaRue, we did it for for Chris Elise,
We've done it for Betty. We do it for a
lot of We're a good group of people. I don't
need anybody who's nasty. And you know what I've done,
I've cultivated, but I think is the best group of
people ever. I don't need people in this group who
want to talk shit and talk down to me about
what Italian. Shut the fuck up my house. I'm cooking.
You're around my dining room table, and ninety nine point
nine point nine of you that doesn't make sense, ninety
nine point ninety nine are invited, and you're all gonna
leave with tup away to go and eat tomorrow less Hayes.
You what out And it couldn't have happened at a
better time. And that's why I love the fact that
I waited a few hours, because look what it gave me,
gave me gold. Sorry to be so blunt, but I'm
not gonna be talked down to and and told by
some fucking idiot who's making a deck in his backyard
drinking a beer and acting like he's sober. You're a fraud.
You're a fraud, and you're gone, and that's it. And
speaking of frauds, Jamie Foxx, you know I watched the
show that the Netflix thing. I was right. I knew
he wouldn't say exactly what happened. He can't say exactly
what happened. I hold true to the COVID shot being
the thing we were all supposed to believe it was
gonna be. No, no, you have no idea. Puffy did it.
They poisoned him. He admitted that wasn't it. And these
comics came on Instagram and said, you're gonna hear that Puffy.
Paul I said, no, no, no, it's bullshit. Even Paul
Sheer in another comic said she's gonna say that. I said, now,
it's a lie. And those of you who texted me
and showed me the clip, I said, it's bullshit, don't
believe it.
Speaker 2: I'm right.
Speaker 1: But Jamie Fox, the first I don't know nine ten
minutes of the show was how much he kept saying,
and Lanta, you saved me, and Lanta saved my life,
and Lana saved my life. And then later on he
gets into he's quitting white girls. No more white girls. God,
my throat sucks. No more white girls, no more big
kitties and flat ass. Okay, go get your big asses.
But you're black. I don't know what you want to do,
but go ahead, Jamie. I love Jamie Fox, Like I say,
you know what. The other thing that gets me is
going on Megan Fox is, like I said, you know,
very sexy. She is a she's pregnant with mgk's baby
Machine Gun Kelly, as we know, and she split with
him because she found text messages on his phone. And
I wanted to get into this deeper. We'll do it
during the week because it's definitely something that is happening
more than people know. And it's happening because social media
has made it so easy for men, maybe for women too,
But I don't see I don't have that algorithm. But
I see so many women on social media from eighteen
nineteen years old and up who were just flat out saying,
I want a man, look at my ass, look at
my tits. What do I need to I mean, I
can't believe women have fought for their rights, and so
many of you mean it. And then you go on
Instagram and you see what girls and women are doing. It.
It's embarrassing, you know, like make him believe they're doing
a chore at home just so they're tits shake while
they're not wearing a bra. It's like, really, is it
come down to that? You can't walk into a restaurant
or a bar or a fucking airport and find a
man that finds you attractive. You've got to go online
and shake your tits with no bra and find somebody
you've never met from somewhere in the world who texts you.
And I know, men get caught up in this. I've
got caught up in it, and it's got to be
in trouble. It's hard. It's like dangling a horse in
front of a horse. It's like dangling get carried in
front of a horse. He wants the carriage, even if
he likes the person he's living with, and he loves
his stable and loves the food they put out, But
that carriage is like, well wait a minute, I mean
it's interesting. Let me at least look at this now.
If he eats the carrot, different store, If he looks
at the carrot, he's a horse. Men who look at
these things, these people on Instagram, these females who do
the most sexual stuff, they're intrigued. They're sexual beings. I
don't know what men do to women. Maybe they do
similar things. Maybe they flex or go to the gym.
I don't know what they do, but women aren't as
as much of a caveman as men are. We're just
much more base and stupid and dumb. And do do do?
They goes a pair of big dudes. I know what
men are like anyhow. Megan Fox killer beautiful, she's fucking nuts,
Let's face it, She's all for us. The three kids,
God knows, who knows how many are gonna be girls
these boys, But go with God on that one. And
then MGK machine Gun Kelly sends out a message today
sound he's saying a Christmas song the other night on
some show I didn't watch. I hate these holiday Christmas specials.
Last Christmas, I gave you my heart. I gave it
to someone special. But MGK made mention of pretty much
make sure you give your heart to someone special. What's
he saying? Did Megan Fox cheat on him?
Speaker 2: Is that?
Speaker 1: What's happened?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Pretty interesting? Would you doubtle if she did? She acts
like she's such an upstanding person, she would never do this.
I don't know what does machine gun Kelly know? And
do we have to even look into this? I'll tell
you what we should look into it really pissing me off.
I'm not going to get into the drones over New
Jersey because there is absolutely something going on now they're
shooting things out. I really feel it's us working out
new instruments that can do a lot when it comes
to a different type of war. But you know, we're
not supposed to say, but you can't keep scaring the
people of New Jersey with these drones over their state.
It's horrifying. It's so scary. No one's talking. Here's what's
scary though. Here's what's a bunch of bullshit. During holiday time,
there's Nativity scenes everywhere, but there's one Nativity scene that
has added something doesn't make sense. How do you pronounce
this word? The kaffia, the kaffea, that friggin scarf that
the Palestinians that terrorists wear. There's a classic holiday display
and they're everywhere, but they've replaced the baby Jesus, not him,
but they've replaced what he swaddled in with this black
and white scarf, which is obviously a symbol of pro
Palestinian activism. You know, the manger, there's a crib, but
the crib is surrounded by a pile of rubble. Even
the pulpe got involved with this. But a lot of
people who are Christian and people who are pro Israel,
they're pissed off about this. This is a sacred thing.
When I was a kid. Actually today's I'm taping this
on the thirteenth. Today's the day that I told you.
It was my sister new News birthday, and that's when
the tree went up. And we always had this beautiful manga,
which God knows how must have been forty years old
when I when I did it back in the sixties,
and it was beautiful with the wise man, the Baby
Jesus and the donkey was a donkey I don't know,
could have been a shitsue, but you know, it was
a beautiful scene. You put it under the tree. Some
years we put it on the fireplace. It was a
traditional Christmas thing. So there's something that they call Christ
in the Rubble, and they become very popular. Obviously. They
popped up everywhere, and there's a church in DC, Saint
Mark's Episcopal Church, even All Saints Episcopal Church in Pasadena, California,
even in the Vatican, and they're putting the Baby Jesus
in this CAFEA. Look, man, Jesus was a Jew Camure. Look,
I'm already I've already accepted the fact that you want
to say Santa Claus was black and you want kids
to have black Santa. All right, I guess I don't know.
Barby wasn't black either, but whatever makes you happy. It's
just who cares you want a black Santa? I understand. Look,
I'm Italian. If they made me think Santa was Scandinavian
at some point, I'd say, well, this is bullshit. Can't
he be Italian too? Can't he go out there with
a Guinea T shirt on a tank top, maybe with
an Italian horn hanging around his neck, and maybe the
sleigh is a Cadillac coup. I don't know something. But
the Vatican, they just don't give a shit. They the Vatican,
like I don't even know why we have the Vatican.
I know, I just outraged many religious people who are listening.
But give me a goddamn break. PAULP. Francis inaugurated an
activity scene which was designed by a couple of artists
from Bethlehem, and it has this is it a Kephia kefia?
I don't care. It's that goddamn terrorism scarf wrapped around
the Jesus manger and that was in Saint Peter's Square
the other day. What is going on? Everybody knows Jesus
was a Jew, a son of Israel. If he was
born five years ago, he'd be praying in a synagogue,
not in a mosque, not in a church. Come on,
let's just get let's get to the root of this bullshit.
This Pope is out of his mind by except the
Pope is a far leftist freak. And I'm glad Biden
shited his pants there. Really it's a mockery. I you know,
I think it got removed eventually, But what's wrong with people?
The Pope is supposed to be Catholic. It looks like
he's Muslim with this kind of shit. And can I
make a salient point, there's a lot of issues with pope.
Since Stay strayed from keeping the Pope's Italian Pope Francis
has continued to ruin the Catholic Church, which is an
organization I can give two shits about. But to me,
he is the church what Biden is to America, or
was to America. When you see Jesus wrapped in this schmatta,
this hostage scarf. It makes you think you're not celebrating
the birth of Jesus, but the birth of Yasir Arafat
and that's not Christmas. And before I let me just
say this, I know that there were so many celebrities
that was so hyped up on trying to shit on
Trump and saying if he won, they would leave the country.
Only Ellen has left so far, so more power to her.
But I remember Dick van Dyke saying, I'm not going
to be alive for this long, you know, I thank
God I'm not going to be here. And of course Share,
I'm gonna move. This is the worst. He's a tyrant.
You know. Sometimes I get very religious when I see
the way things work out, like the universe delivers. Like
I say, well, the universe delivered an unrelenting fire in
Malibu that destroyed homes, and it was about to destroy
the homes the mansions of Dick Van Dyke and Share,
but they escaped without having to lose their homes. But
that should tell you something about who's listening out there.
Who's listening? You know, I always say, just when you
think no one hears you, just when you think there's
no one's going to listen to your plight. Someone's listening.
It's a higher power, you know. And I talk about
this kind of stuff mainly because Share and Dick Van
Dyck and Barbara streisand all said they'd moved to Europe
if Trump won. Well he won. Why haven't you left yet?
I know there's problems on Boeing airplanes, but many planes
take off and land every day, and I'm sure with
your private gulf Stream jets, you guys can leave any
time you want, and now would be a perfect time.
Who needs to live through another fire? Why don't you
get out of here? Move to Norway if you want
eat some great Scandinavian food. Have a reindeer steak medium rare,
of course. Sorry the show was a few hours late today,
but this is the way the world is. Sometimes it's
not the end of the world, and you still got
a show, and less Hayes have a good time listening
to other people's shows. Because you're not welcome here, pal,
take your five dollars and buy yourself a big bag
of dill to sprinkle on all the bullshit dishes you eat.
I'm aj Bens and that was your Daily Unfiltered Podcast
for December thirteenth, twenty twenty four, my sister's birthday, No
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