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the Mayflower, and Dave blows guys on film.

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military upon just meeting them, just see any action, because

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kill a guy, yeah, I mean, God knows, Yeah, I

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Speaker 1: Kill more than water?

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Speaker 2: Does that? Entered? Welcome a Bull the Brands Banking new

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episode of another below Deck podcast from the Vault. This

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is the show when we go back in time and

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break down seasons of your Bravos Below Deck. I'm Dylan

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saddled up next to one Patrick Hickey.

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Speaker 1: Great to be here.

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Speaker 2: Permission to come aboard granted. Now, last week we covered.

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Speaker 1: The Sizzle, the pitch, the presentation. A lot of people

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were confused by that, but it is in fact called

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Speaker 2: You know, it's this thing where it's like, oh, you

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got twenty minutes of trailers. What if the trailer was

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twenty minutes. That's what we covered last week. This week

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we have the first episode in its entirety of Below

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Deck season one, episode one, Blowdeck Season one, Episode one,

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now on a boat called Honor. Do you have any

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public service announcements before we get into this?

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Speaker 1: Ah, well, I'll say this. I've been reaching out to

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recap an entire episode of this sea Would you look

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at that? So that could be fun. I don't want

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to name any names because Dylan has coached me up.

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You never say it's gonna happen with these sea rats

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because they always back out. They drank too much at

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a bar, they don't show up to an interview.

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Speaker 2: They flee, They flake, flee.

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Speaker 1: Flee and flake.

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Speaker 2: Yeah that too.

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Speaker 1: So a lot of exciting stuff coming down the road. Also,

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if you'd like to hear us talk about other shows

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besides Blow Deck, hop on over to our bad TV

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you can find it wherever you listen. What no, No,

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that's not him.

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Speaker 2: So we have season one to get into, and I

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have to tell you Patrick, I'm gonna go ahead and

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get into thoughts and pots right now. I think that

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Below Deck peaked in episode one of season one. This

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episode is probably the greatest episode of Below Deck I've

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ever seen in my entire life, and I've seen a lot.

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Speaker 1: I this. I mean, you could not have the stars

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align more or better than this first voyage of Honor

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with Captain Lee helming the ship.

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Speaker 2: There were so many little moments. Let's not bury the lead.

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The guests are a gaggle of gay photographers with a

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big time cocaine problem. They bring the narcotics aboard and

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are summarily kicked off after Sam finds it. Or no,

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who is it? What's the drunks name?

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Speaker 1: Oh? My god? Why am I forgetting names? A cat? Cat?

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Speaker 2: After cat finds it?

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, right, lots went back here.

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First off, Dylan, one.

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Speaker 2: Hundred pots straight out of one hundred pots. The sea

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rats are humming, and Captain Lee is a perfect Captain Lee.

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It's just a perfect episode of Below Deck. Hundred pots.

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Speaker 1: Go ahead, This is a real fun part of this, Dylan.

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I'm not sure if you're aware of this little story

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and the lore of below deck. But after they parked

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the boat upon returning, because I'm getting ahead of myself here,

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gaggle of gay photographers. Because there was cocaine on board, right,

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most if not all, of the cast stepped off the

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boat and refused to film anymore because they were so

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Speaker 1: The cast did not film for a couple of days,

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Sea Rats had enough integrity of their profession to be like, no,

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what are they going to do to watch?

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Speaker 1: Look it up. It's it's all around. It's in fact,

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I think a producer said it was the worst time

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this podcast for this journey that we're all on, we

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in fact true fun fun little little nibble it there.

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Speaker 2: It runs counter to everything we know about everything I believe.

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the first cruise, and the sea rats have hit the

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Speaker 1: Are you're not going to get in your thoughts and knots?

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Speaker 1: Oh, I give it one hundred pots too. This is

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some of the best television. It's the best seat.

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Speaker 1: There's only down from here.

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cruise is here. It's if as the boat. They are

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just in their work. We don't do any salutations. We

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her dog having a tiny cock and therefore being a

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nice male creature because of how small his penis is. Now, yeah,

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that affects four billion canines a year.

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knew this, Dylan, but us and I think only a

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couple other mammals can have sex face to face. Most

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Speaker 1: Yeah. So, and horses. Have you know the phrase horses

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dick meaning a large penis. You need a large penis

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how how do you not get pregnant with that much?

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Speaker 2: Fascinating. Uh So, anyways, Sam is a she has a

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Bachelor of Science and industrial engineering. And she begins laying

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out why she is a board on her She was

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at a thirty two thousand dollars a year job, kind

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working on some projects that way.

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she working in HR for goodwill?

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design some of those rockets. But you know, as you

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in the film Wally, where we're you know, drinking those

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you know, much more fulfilling life. Hey, go get some

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ajax because someone just pissed on a toilet sea. Right,

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to be wafting and pissing ajax and maybe find some coke.

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Speaker 1: Hey you did it right, kid, you did it, You

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did the right thing. Those idiots could have gotten us

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all killed. And then later on the episode he's like,

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Speaker 1: I would have reminded a old on eyelash over there. Yeah.

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what you could do. We would have had like a

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recreation of the the Golden Girls from this new episode

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where Johnny Eyelash is like, did somebody steal my cocaine?

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Do we have cameras filming because somebody took my cocaine?

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Speaker 1: All right, Johnny Eyelash. I'm not a major fan of

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the film Tropic Thunder, but what comes to mind when

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he has to be tied up to the tree so

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that cocaine, and then all he wants to do is

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get released so he can go get some more cocaine.

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Speaker 2: Get a skit on.

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Speaker 1: That is Johnny Eyelash, right, right, right.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny Eyelash looks like a homeless person. But we'll

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get there. The guys get on board. Next we've got CJ.

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He's a SoCal kid. He wants to skimboard, he wants

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to surf, and if he can do it on somebody

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else's dime, that's the perfect situation for him. The only

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Speaker 1: Well, yes, exactly, although I don't think he has to

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do no unless you're an engineer like Colin. On this

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week's episode, of sailing, although he does well, this is

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the og. So you know, we've found how a lot

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generally it's an alcoholic father or an alcoholaholic father who

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ended up dying young, and that creates.

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Speaker 2: An alcoholic father who the sea rat killed.

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Speaker 1: Now this is a different pathway from sea rats, and

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we're hearing two similar storylines from both Sam and CJ.

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This is they hated putting TPS reports together all day

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long and prefer the ocean life. So keeping the boringness

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of an office environment. Yeah, those stories are less and

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less as Dylan and I cover the seasons that preceded this.

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Speaker 2: Now they these sea rats get into yachting in Ibitha.

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They're there running away, everybody's having a vacation, but they

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kind of stick around and they stumble into the yachting

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industry or they're just from Florida. So we move on

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to Dan Dan, Dave, Dave dak Can, Dave dak Can,

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Dave gay Man. He says, I'm living in the closet.

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Speaker 1: Hilarious.

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Speaker 2: He says it unknowingly, and it was a very funny

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thing that he said. He said, I'm living in a closet.

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But CJ is the one that I want to talk about.

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Speaker 1: CJ and Sam their roomies. They don't do that anymore,

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or they try and avoid.

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Speaker 2: They try and avoid it. CJ talks about how he

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is a great roommate, he's clean, it's just a great roommate.

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I not stare at a hot woman half naked in

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front of me? That'd be a creepy roommate. That wouldn't

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be a great roommate, a horrible room And then later

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in the episode he's like, hey, roomy, can I ask

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you a favorite? Can you shave my back? That is

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not a great roommate to me. That is a roommate

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who wants me to groomer man. He wants to fuck me.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do. This is the talk out half

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of him. Look, CJ, I appreciate that you always put

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the seat down after you take a leak, but I'm

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I'm a little concerned that you might try and have

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sex with me when I'm sleeping, or beat off to

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my tits while I'm sleeping, right right right. That makes

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not a good roommate.

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Speaker 2: No, no, no, that makes creepy roommate. But CJ is

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a good kid. Rulers and binders.

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Speaker 1: See him on the show. Oh yeah, yeah, no, he

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doesn't even have an Instagram account or it's like very

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very private skinboarding. After being on the show, he got

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in a little legal trouble. I think some physical abuse

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allegations with a particular partner of his. Oh god, so

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I think he's a laying low.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, well go get them, CJ. So we get to

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our meeting of the stews. We've got Cap, We've got Sam,

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and we've got Adrian. Now, Adrian, speaking of Tropical Thunder,

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is a character out of some kind of workplace drama,

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because that's all Tropical Thunder is. It's a workplace drama.

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Speaker 1: It's actually the film was created to actually push again

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the absurdity of the filmmaking process, right exactly.

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Speaker 2: But Adrian strikes me as somebody who is in like

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a Mike Sure sitcom where they look to camera and

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they just say, I have no idea what I'm doing,

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and she is in fact in that it's just reality television.

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But there's so much comedy in her being a Nazi.

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Speaker 1: And then you'll swill use the ruler then.

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Speaker 2: Looking to the camera and going, I have never done this.

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I am terrified, and it's like, so how have you

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gone from this to Gebels? It's horrifying stuff.

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Speaker 1: All right, Well, that's how it's kind of made. Overconfidence

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can make horrible behaviors rear their ugly head because you

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need you overdo it. And that's exactly what's happening here.

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She's extremely insecure. A lot of people hate her. By

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the way, maybe we got to get deeper into this scene.

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I have not even reached out to her yet because

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I want to understand her arc a little bit better.

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Speaker 2: I understand why people hate her. She talks about us.

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Speaker 1: By the way, when we started the podcast, I believe

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someone alerted us that she was talking smack about.

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Speaker 2: Okay, so I can tell why people hate her because

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of the the scene with the modeling, but we'll get there.

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You can clearly see that this is a mentally ill person.

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Speaker 1: So she it's.

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Speaker 2: Just so funny. It's very like Best in Show kind

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of OTF where she's like, I have no idea what

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I'm doing. Cut to her telling the women that they

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have to use rulers to set up the table, and

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then it cuts back to when she goes the guests

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will never know that. The guests will never know that.

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Speaker 1: I love how she's really concerned about the h the

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judgment of five very coked up guests.

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Speaker 2: They don't care.

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Speaker 1: So we Lee and Alex have a meeting Porcupine head.

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Speaker 2: Oh right, thank you.

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Speaker 1: They set the ground rules. There's only one goddamn captain.

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There's only one captain, you hear me. There's only one

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box materials. That's mine. Holy Porcupine is pretty intense too.

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Speaker 2: Porcupine is very intense. I mean he looks like if

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Sonic the Hedgehog was cursed by a witch and turned

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into a man. You know, it's very very horrifying stuff.

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But we get to our first meeting with Lee and

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the sea rats, and Lee asks a really insane question,

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and it's kind of like, why would you ask a

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bird if they can fly ninety nine percent of the time.

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The answer is going to be obviously yes, but maybe,

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just maybe you'll ask a penguin every once in a while.

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But he asked the question, how many of you guys drink?

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I mean, Lee, how long you've been working in this business.

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You don't need to ask this question. But he says

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how many of you drink? Obviously, all of the hands

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rocket towards the heavens and he says, good, there will

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be no drinking aboard this boat, and their their faces

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hang in a sadness like you're telling a that Santa

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Claus isn't real. It was really heartbreaking scene. My god,

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so Ben, this is where we saw this last week.

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But he talks about his cooking as this art form

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that exists in the brief window wherein the present becomes

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the past and the future becomes the present.

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Speaker 1: Is I use the analogy this is sex with a

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Vegas prostitute. It only happens once. Hopefully it didn't catch gonorrhea. Yeah,

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and it was a one time experience and it was

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just there in the moment and it will never be

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seen again. It's just experienced by two people. That's his

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art form.

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Speaker 2: I wonder if you try to give a prostitute an orgasm,

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do you attempt to do that or do you.

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Speaker 1: Just I would say they probably can't have orgases because

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it's hard to have an orgasm and simultaneously think how

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they'd like to stab the person that's on top of that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you conflicting, but if you're good, she can't. No,

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she didn't.

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Speaker 1: Imagine having a buddy that brags about give me prostitutes.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, now, fucked your man?

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Speaker 1: Really?

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Speaker 2: And the worst would be they roll back into Vegas.

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There's another convention. They call Haley again. Hey, Haley, what

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do you think are you paying me? Yeah? Of course? Okay, yeah,

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I know you'd be back eight hundred dollars.

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Speaker 1: Okay, you imagine prostitutes. I believe they have like a

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we have a timer for this podcast. Did I believe

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they have a timer that's like thirty minutes? Yeah, it's

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on top of By the way, all right, honey, you

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got forty eight sackets, right, wrap it up?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, you smell like to you smell like tuna fish

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and heine again. So, Eddie, we talked about it last week. Well,

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first off, Ben, shut up. You're not Jackson Pollock. But

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Ben has grown into his own. He's a much more

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likable character now. But man, back then, was he just

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annoying part seated? Yeah, we haven't even seen his food.

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Yet so Eddie is from the Mayflower. He is the

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victim of drunken fables told by older generations.

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Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but I also love because at this point

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Eddie and Dave were getting to know each other, so

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we get their orange and stories. Eddie's relative family comes

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from the Mayflower, and Dave blows guys on film.

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Speaker 2: And also, and I'm not sure if we talked about

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this last week, but I don't think it's a fair

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thing to say to somebody who has served in the

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military upon just meeting them, just see any action, because

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kill a guy, yeah, I mean, God knows, Yeah, I

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did kill a guy. He turned out to be a kid,

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and I see him every night.

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Speaker 1: Oh kill more than one?

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Speaker 2: Was that an editor?

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Speaker 1: My shop teacher Mi isro O'Malley. He was in Vietnam.

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He was part of sanitation. Uh, so they'd have to

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go dig the holes in Vietnam to kind of start

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the So the guys you needed to go to the bathroom.

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He had to have proper sewage because that was the

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other thing that could kill you. You're out in the shit.

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And then literally exactly, and he said, and I appreciated

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his honesty. As my sixties the.

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Speaker 2: Other thing that could kill you was the bullets, right,

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and the nasty tricks of the viet Cong.

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Speaker 1: And he told me, he says, Pat, it's a great guy.

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I looked him up. I think he's dead. I was

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gonna try and be his friend on Facebook. He said,

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anybody that ever tells, yeah, in in war that they

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had their machine gun up by their side like you

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see in the movies, and they were firing at each other.

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They're lying, Yeah, you would put your gun over your

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head and duck down as low as possible and just

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fire at anything.

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Speaker 2: Yeah.

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Speaker 1: And then he said the story when they were digging

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these holes for sanitation, they just jumped down the holes to.

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Speaker 2: Hide, oh, like, to hide from the enemy.

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Speaker 1: I appreciated honesty like.

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Speaker 2: That sounds like the army.

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Speaker 1: In the gear in the rear with the gear.

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Speaker 2: I'm completely kidding. If you're in the army, thank you

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for your service. I know not anything about the differentiating

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things between the military. What's so? Yeah, so Dave killed

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a child and sees him at night when he sleeps.

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Speaker 1: Worse doing a scene.

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Can I can I get a minute?

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Speaker 1: We need to coum shot.

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Speaker 2: Let's let's uh, let's take five. You seen him again?

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Speaker 1: All right? Put put the dick back in Dave's mouth.

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Speaker 2: What, oh my god, filming man.

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Speaker 1: We got union workers here? Bad? No, no, this is me shot.

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Speaker 2: This is this is what they do. They do a

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role reversal. It's like I can't, I can't come, and

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they're like, well, can you become an outlet? Dare I

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say a sponge for it? Yeah? Anything to get me

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away from thinking. All right, the dead horse? Sorry? Sorry?

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Speaker 1: Should we get to the guests arriving?

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Speaker 2: The guests arrive. Our first stunning group of charter guests

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is Johnny Eyelash and a couple of other people. He

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looks like a homeless person.

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Speaker 1: He looks like an overweight gopher. Yeah, with a cocaine problem.

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I have this to say, and I reached out to

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Johnny Eyelash. He has not responded. I am stand he's

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probably moved on with his life, seeing as this probably

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destroyed any possibility for a career. Johnny photography. You know

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it in his Instagram. It doesn't show any of his photography.

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It just kind of shows him living his best life.

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A couple birthday photos. He's got a lot thinner. It's

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probably cocaine for he's still on the blow. Yeah, but uh, Johnny,

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I suspect this being the technically the pilot first episode,

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and they all are from West Hollywood, which shares the

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same zip code as the offices that created this television show.

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There had to be some friends that got them on

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this show.

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Speaker 2: I think so, right, I think so. Yeah, take and.

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Speaker 1: I can't imagine the phone calls after.

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Speaker 2: The debut, Dell. I totally would have just taken their cocaine, because,

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you know, hindsight is twenty twenty. We did not know

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that back then. Was one of the few times well

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I mean not one of the few, but nowadays, I mean,

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you can't get good stuff. It'll kill you.

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Speaker 1: Oh I'll kill you.

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Speaker 2: Back then, grab a bag of coke off a toilet

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from a stranger, suck it down.

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Speaker 1: The first time I ever did cocaine in my life,

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I was twenty six years old. I was in the

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bathroom at the Deuce's forty Deuce, which is a club

468
00:26:17,079 --> 00:26:20,000
now that no longer exists that had burlesque dancers. It

469
00:26:20,079 --> 00:26:22,480
was the scene I'm in the bathroom, guy storting it

470
00:26:22,519 --> 00:26:25,839
off a fucking urnal. Yeah, I look at it and

471
00:26:25,880 --> 00:26:28,319
he looks at me and he goes, you want to bump. Yeah,

472
00:26:28,440 --> 00:26:30,599
it's like, you know what, I gotta live. Yeah, I

473
00:26:30,640 --> 00:26:32,279
did it. It was the best cocaine I ever had in

474
00:26:32,319 --> 00:26:32,799
my life.

475
00:26:32,880 --> 00:26:33,119
Speaker 2: Yeah.

476
00:26:33,119 --> 00:26:35,160
Speaker 1: Nothing was as good as that, right, And I only

477
00:26:35,200 --> 00:26:38,519
had one line lasted for three hours. I felt like

478
00:26:38,559 --> 00:26:39,599
I was on top of the world.

479
00:26:39,720 --> 00:26:40,519
Speaker 2: Yeah.

480
00:26:40,559 --> 00:26:42,079
Speaker 1: And then I came down and I had a perfect

481
00:26:42,119 --> 00:26:43,319
night of sleep, and I was like, I.

482
00:26:43,279 --> 00:26:46,759
Speaker 2: Remember people always been Yeah, yeah, my first time. I

483
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:48,680
just my riz was incredible.

484
00:26:51,279 --> 00:26:52,920
Speaker 1: You're always chasing that first good time.

485
00:26:53,079 --> 00:26:56,000
Speaker 2: So sammy Special is going to keep these people at

486
00:26:56,000 --> 00:27:01,480
bay before they come to realize that they are they

487
00:27:01,559 --> 00:27:04,880
are victims of sea rat service. Now the gay guys

488
00:27:04,920 --> 00:27:08,960
talk about how they're going to be picking up some models,

489
00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,039
picking up some models.

490
00:27:10,119 --> 00:27:14,240
Speaker 1: God, I wish that happened, and Ben so why, well,

491
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:16,400
it's just the idea. I've never seen that on below deck,

492
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:18,319
where you got these guys, Oh, we're gonna go pick

493
00:27:18,400 --> 00:27:21,680
up some chicks on another port, And I don't want

494
00:27:21,720 --> 00:27:22,200
to do that.

495
00:27:23,440 --> 00:27:26,000
Speaker 2: It would have made me so uncomfortable. You know. The

496
00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:30,319
these these gay guys are the kind of gay guys

497
00:27:30,359 --> 00:27:33,400
that are the anti dick gay guy. The guy that

498
00:27:33,480 --> 00:27:40,079
does really sexually inappropriate things to everybody, but it's okay

499
00:27:40,160 --> 00:27:46,000
because he's gay. So like they dinner is the perfect

500
00:27:46,039 --> 00:27:51,640
example of this. They're sitting down and feasting on Ben's

501
00:27:51,759 --> 00:27:56,480
dogshit cuisine, and that is when Sam walks up and

502
00:27:56,599 --> 00:28:00,119
they immediately begin commenting on her body.

503
00:28:00,279 --> 00:28:03,720
Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't believe this, different time, different time, but.

504
00:28:06,319 --> 00:28:12,599
Speaker 2: Leave her alone. So leave her alone. They're like, how

505
00:28:12,720 --> 00:28:15,720
tall are you? And she's like, uh, six foot and

506
00:28:15,759 --> 00:28:16,920
they're like, oh my god.

507
00:28:16,759 --> 00:28:20,200
Speaker 1: No, no, she doesn't say six five twelve Okay, So

508
00:28:20,279 --> 00:28:23,720
our resident engineer who might be recapping the next episode

509
00:28:23,720 --> 00:28:26,720
of the episode three with us next week, the resident

510
00:28:26,799 --> 00:28:31,279
engineer says, she's five feet twelve inches you were saying.

511
00:28:33,160 --> 00:28:39,240
Speaker 2: They ask her about how nice her body is, and

512
00:28:39,279 --> 00:28:45,440
that is when this turns even weirder because Adrian heads up.

513
00:28:46,440 --> 00:28:47,839
Speaker 1: Can I tell you where this comes out of? By

514
00:28:47,880 --> 00:28:50,039
the way, Adrian's gonna come up, And it's again, as

515
00:28:50,079 --> 00:28:52,839
you point out, weirder. This is gays that are bored

516
00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:57,880
with this. They are high on coke at this point.

517
00:28:58,119 --> 00:29:01,200
They have seeing the best views and still that will

518
00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:05,279
not saytiate their their lust for some kind of stimulation.

519
00:29:05,599 --> 00:29:08,759
We're bored. Hey, can we see your tits? Yeah?

520
00:29:08,839 --> 00:29:11,799
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they were close to saying that. I mean,

521
00:29:12,400 --> 00:29:16,240
they ask Adrian to go get in bikini bottoms, you know,

522
00:29:16,359 --> 00:29:18,519
they were pretty close to saying can you show us

523
00:29:18,559 --> 00:29:23,200
your tits? But yeah, it's this bizarre thing where it's like,

524
00:29:23,880 --> 00:29:26,519
can you guys not just have fucking dinner with each other?

525
00:29:26,720 --> 00:29:29,720
Like why do you need to dress down? Quite literally

526
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:32,960
the people who are serving you. But anyways, they asked

527
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:36,279
Sam to take her hair down. She does, She does

528
00:29:36,680 --> 00:29:41,440
very uncomfortable, and that is when Adrian begins to get

529
00:29:41,519 --> 00:29:43,160
a little bit envious.

530
00:29:43,519 --> 00:29:45,720
Speaker 1: Now I have a question here because I saw this

531
00:29:45,839 --> 00:29:48,720
and I saw the reaction from Sam, which she's basically like,

532
00:29:48,759 --> 00:29:52,359
Adrian can't stand when the attention's not on her. Now, Adrian,

533
00:29:52,480 --> 00:29:56,759
could this be And of course I'm defending possibly horrible behavior.

534
00:29:57,519 --> 00:30:01,240
She says, they want to say what a tire looks like,

535
00:30:01,279 --> 00:30:03,680
and she says, I can show you. Yeah, and she

536
00:30:03,720 --> 00:30:05,839
takes great gleant it. It's almost as though she enjoyed

537
00:30:05,839 --> 00:30:08,599
it and reveled in the moment. However, could she just

538
00:30:08,680 --> 00:30:11,480
be towing the company line if we please them and

539
00:30:11,559 --> 00:30:13,519
we over please? Yeah?

540
00:30:13,680 --> 00:30:21,319
Speaker 2: Now, absolutely not this is a woman who sadly, I

541
00:30:21,359 --> 00:30:23,599
don't know if she got enough love in her life,

542
00:30:24,160 --> 00:30:28,119
and we're all seeking adoration from people outside of ourselves

543
00:30:28,160 --> 00:30:31,880
because rarely our self love is not good enough. But

544
00:30:32,839 --> 00:30:36,799
she says it herself. She volunteers to go and get

545
00:30:36,920 --> 00:30:39,359
changed for them. They don't ask her to get changed.

546
00:30:39,880 --> 00:30:45,799
She hijack Sam's big big moment of a bunch of

547
00:30:45,839 --> 00:30:49,519
coked out gay guys dressing her or commenting on her body,

548
00:30:49,839 --> 00:30:52,720
that big, big moment that could have just been all Sam's.

549
00:30:52,839 --> 00:30:57,559
Adrian unintentionally ran a screen for Sam because she was

550
00:30:57,599 --> 00:31:00,839
being sexually harassed, and Adrian was like, no, I want.

551
00:31:00,599 --> 00:31:00,880
Speaker 3: To be.

552
00:31:03,359 --> 00:31:04,720
Speaker 1: I didn't even think of that component.

553
00:31:06,759 --> 00:31:09,960
Speaker 2: These uh, these guys disappear a couple times throughout the

554
00:31:10,039 --> 00:31:13,599
night during dinner. Cat's like, these guys just keep getting

555
00:31:13,640 --> 00:31:15,880
up from the dinner table and going downstairs. We can't

556
00:31:15,920 --> 00:31:18,279
find them. Well, they're sucking down cocaine.

557
00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:22,640
Speaker 1: Well, I love to get ahead of ourselves. When Lee

558
00:31:22,759 --> 00:31:26,160
delivers it, here's cocaine about you're out of here, Charter

559
00:31:26,279 --> 00:31:30,480
ins here, and they're all like blown away cocaine. Who

560
00:31:30,519 --> 00:31:31,720
had cocaine?

561
00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:35,920
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they were pretty resigned actually to the

562
00:31:35,920 --> 00:31:37,079
fact that they'd been caught.

563
00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:39,359
Speaker 1: Ah, there's a lot of O faces.

564
00:31:42,519 --> 00:31:48,920
Speaker 2: Well, we go to bed except for one person, Johnny Eyelash.

565
00:31:50,640 --> 00:31:57,720
Johnny Eyelash goes upstairs and he proceeds to hit on Eddie.

566
00:31:58,160 --> 00:32:02,039
Speaker 1: Camaraderie, camaraderie, but wanting to fuck the other person.

567
00:32:02,079 --> 00:32:06,720
Speaker 2: Yes, he pours He asks Eddie to pour him a

568
00:32:09,119 --> 00:32:11,759
what would you say? This is five shots of tequila

569
00:32:11,799 --> 00:32:16,519
in a glass. It looks like a water glass with ice.

570
00:32:18,680 --> 00:32:22,920
And he then begins pestering Eddie about who Eddie wants

571
00:32:22,960 --> 00:32:30,160
to fuck, and it's just all sexual inappropriate. Leave people alone,

572
00:32:31,039 --> 00:32:35,640
go fucking just go do whatever you're gonna do. Stop

573
00:32:35,799 --> 00:32:36,680
harassing people.

574
00:32:36,720 --> 00:32:39,480
Speaker 1: I wish the sea rats could feel I know everything

575
00:32:39,559 --> 00:32:42,880
hinges on a tip. I wish Eddie had had the

576
00:32:43,079 --> 00:32:45,599
I could see the future and be like, you know,

577
00:32:45,599 --> 00:32:48,720
I got a Timmy, I'm going to bed, Fatso yeah.

578
00:32:49,519 --> 00:32:52,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. But he does say Fatso

579
00:32:52,400 --> 00:32:56,200
back off, I'm not gonna fuck you. Okay, don't pull

580
00:32:56,240 --> 00:32:58,599
your putt out again. I'll call fucking chop it off,

581
00:33:01,240 --> 00:33:03,079
all right. So we get to the next day, next morning.

582
00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:06,119
Now Kat had found the cocaine the night before, and

583
00:33:06,160 --> 00:33:08,839
now she has to let people know. First up as Adrian,

584
00:33:09,319 --> 00:33:13,079
second up Captain Lee. And I love Kat in this

585
00:33:13,240 --> 00:33:18,279
moment because she feels guilty for ratting. I appreciate that

586
00:33:18,480 --> 00:33:22,000
she is no fucking rat and she hates that she

587
00:33:22,160 --> 00:33:26,640
prevented these perfectly nice gay gentlemen from a coked out

588
00:33:26,720 --> 00:33:29,279
vacation in Saint Martin. That's exactly what she did.

589
00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 1: I don't forget that model. Shoot.

590
00:33:31,839 --> 00:33:36,799
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So Lee to, oh gosh, who was coming

591
00:33:36,839 --> 00:33:45,079
on that boat? Okay, hey, where's the boat? So Lee

592
00:33:45,200 --> 00:33:47,799
turns this whole thing around immediately.

593
00:33:47,839 --> 00:33:50,640
Speaker 1: Can I say, this is where the show. I didn't

594
00:33:50,640 --> 00:33:53,119
know this was coming. I know I watched this ten

595
00:33:53,200 --> 00:33:57,079
years ago, but I'd completely forgotten about it. This is

596
00:33:57,160 --> 00:34:01,920
when this episode, this show just fucking ramps up. It's

597
00:34:03,400 --> 00:34:07,960
Lee driving the boat from the front. You got Jack Black,

598
00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:14,679
fat Gopher, Johnny eyelash, Yeah, in a fog of cocaine. Yeah,

599
00:34:14,800 --> 00:34:16,199
running around that wakes up.

600
00:34:16,239 --> 00:34:19,239
Speaker 2: He's like, where the fuck is everybody? They're like, we

601
00:34:19,320 --> 00:34:19,760
don't know.

602
00:34:20,280 --> 00:34:22,239
Speaker 1: Thank god, none of those ausles had a compass.

603
00:34:22,480 --> 00:34:26,400
Speaker 2: Hey, what the fuck is going on? Where are we going? Uh?

604
00:34:26,800 --> 00:34:30,679
Got an engine problem? Okay, you seem pretty in it.

605
00:34:31,400 --> 00:34:32,320
Speaker 1: Well, I love this too.

606
00:34:32,400 --> 00:34:35,440
Speaker 2: He turns into Rizzo. He's very accusatory of everybody on

607
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:35,800
the boat.

608
00:34:35,920 --> 00:34:38,480
Speaker 1: There's no way this is allowed anymore. And again at

609
00:34:38,679 --> 00:34:43,360
a time another time, he's got a cigarette in one hand. Yeah,

610
00:34:43,400 --> 00:34:46,480
and he's standing next to Lee while Lee's driving the boat.

611
00:34:46,719 --> 00:34:49,639
Is he really yes, it's I was like, what the fuck?

612
00:34:49,719 --> 00:34:52,519
I was like, holy shit, so heady back and I

613
00:34:52,519 --> 00:34:53,239
don't know why.

614
00:34:53,480 --> 00:34:58,519
Speaker 2: The guests, well, I thought that CJ was really really

615
00:34:58,559 --> 00:35:03,719
sweet with with Kat. He was like, listen, you did

616
00:35:03,760 --> 00:35:04,320
the right thing.

617
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:08,519
Speaker 1: I pointed that out. It changes a little bit later.

618
00:35:09,400 --> 00:35:14,960
Speaker 2: So we hit the dock and Lee heads out to

619
00:35:14,960 --> 00:35:17,639
tell the guests what Patrick well.

620
00:35:19,119 --> 00:35:21,400
Speaker 1: First off, Johnny Eyelash says, hey, I feel like we're

621
00:35:21,440 --> 00:35:25,199
being ignored. And then the boat ports, uh and then

622
00:35:25,519 --> 00:35:29,079
the crew, Lee comes out, everyone comes out, everyone's there.

623
00:35:29,280 --> 00:35:30,119
It's amazing.

624
00:35:30,760 --> 00:35:35,320
Speaker 3: And Lee notes, here's a contract. You shink it, there's

625
00:35:35,320 --> 00:35:42,400
a policy, Johnny, you're not optimum.

626
00:35:43,000 --> 00:35:46,800
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just have a note. He says, I'm serious.

627
00:35:46,840 --> 00:35:47,719
Here's your heart attack.

628
00:35:48,800 --> 00:35:52,280
Speaker 2: Yep. That was our first leism. That is the first leism.

629
00:35:52,440 --> 00:35:56,639
That's the very firstleism. Not a bad leism either, Right,

630
00:35:57,159 --> 00:35:58,360
you know why it wasn't.

631
00:35:58,079 --> 00:35:59,880
Speaker 1: Bad because it makes sense because it's.

632
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:01,119
Speaker 2: Not his right.

633
00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:05,639
Speaker 1: That's why you need to vacate the boat. Everyone follow

634
00:36:05,679 --> 00:36:07,079
around these day druggies.

635
00:36:08,079 --> 00:36:12,199
Speaker 2: I'm as stiff as a pillar, and the colicy and

636
00:36:12,239 --> 00:36:15,000
now damn it, he crumples it up, throws it away.

637
00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,960
Speaker 1: Now, can I discuss this policy for one moment? Yeah,

638
00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,480
first off, I totally agree with it. It makes sense not

639
00:36:20,519 --> 00:36:25,199
to have drugs on the boat, however, because it's dangerous

640
00:36:25,199 --> 00:36:27,199
because one of them will fucking fall off the boat

641
00:36:27,199 --> 00:36:29,400
and drown and then they'll sue the company. So you've

642
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:32,880
got to have a hardline policy no drugs. With that.

643
00:36:33,719 --> 00:36:37,639
The overserving alcohol seems like that is an issue that

644
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:38,880
could also be a charge.

645
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk about falling over the railing. It's like,

646
00:36:41,119 --> 00:36:43,199
what are you talking about? That's the entire fucking show.

647
00:36:44,239 --> 00:36:50,920
So they sit down. Kat has applauded for being a hero.

648
00:36:51,400 --> 00:36:55,159
Fucking yeah, a hero, and then we break after losing

649
00:36:55,239 --> 00:36:58,880
one thousand dollars and Sam takes a little bit of

650
00:36:58,920 --> 00:37:02,039
a nap. Now CJ walk in. He says, listen, I'm

651
00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:07,440
gonna cover you. You're gonna fuck me later, right. She

652
00:37:07,519 --> 00:37:09,119
goes huh, and he goes.

653
00:37:09,000 --> 00:37:11,320
Speaker 1: Okay, you said yes. I don't know if you heard you.

654
00:37:11,320 --> 00:37:14,039
Speaker 2: You said yes, you said yes. I'm gonna tell her

655
00:37:14,079 --> 00:37:17,119
that you took a shit. She's like okay. He runs

656
00:37:17,119 --> 00:37:20,679
out there and he's like, ah, she's on her period.

657
00:37:24,800 --> 00:37:28,440
It's like that is such a dangerous screen. If Sam

658
00:37:28,480 --> 00:37:33,360
went out there and was like, oh my god, it's

659
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:37,480
like I it was like a can of spam coming

660
00:37:37,480 --> 00:37:40,920
out of me. Adrian be like, what are you talking about.

661
00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:45,119
It's just a very very confusing screen from CJ. Got

662
00:37:45,159 --> 00:37:50,119
he got over excited. Ben makes lamb for the crew.

663
00:37:50,159 --> 00:37:51,920
Speaker 1: Because it's all the food that was paid for.

664
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,840
Speaker 2: It's all the food that was paid for. And Ben

665
00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:58,239
says this thing. He keeps talking about how expensive the

666
00:37:58,440 --> 00:38:05,920
ingredients are. I don't understand what this era of Below

667
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:11,159
Deck was because the guests are paying for it. There

668
00:38:11,280 --> 00:38:16,559
is no limitless budget. In the new season, he's pulling

669
00:38:16,599 --> 00:38:22,480
out fucking racks of lamb, FOI gras caviar, like I

670
00:38:22,519 --> 00:38:24,880
don't know what was going on with the provisions back then,

671
00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:29,880
but gone to those days. The Sea Rats sit down

672
00:38:29,880 --> 00:38:33,119
to make the most of dinner. Kat begins to get

673
00:38:34,039 --> 00:38:38,960
very very fucked up, and Sam and Adrian fight.

674
00:38:42,199 --> 00:38:44,400
Speaker 1: Now. Remind me, was it because Sam made a little

675
00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,239
joke and Adrian didn't take it well and took it

676
00:38:47,280 --> 00:38:50,079
as an opportunity to make it basically like a workplace

677
00:38:50,159 --> 00:38:51,840
management meeting. Uh.

678
00:38:52,159 --> 00:38:55,800
Speaker 2: Sam was joking about how she slept, right, that's right.

679
00:38:56,000 --> 00:39:01,000
Speaker 1: And then I believe Adrian wants Porcupine support as another manager,

680
00:39:01,239 --> 00:39:04,559
and he's like, we're having dinner right now, right, not

681
00:39:04,679 --> 00:39:05,440
the place in time?

682
00:39:05,559 --> 00:39:06,239
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.

683
00:39:06,280 --> 00:39:08,039
Speaker 1: She feels kind of left out on an island on

684
00:39:08,079 --> 00:39:10,800
her own. Yeah, and Alex wants Adrian to chill. And

685
00:39:10,840 --> 00:39:13,000
I think that is where we leave off with that.

686
00:39:13,000 --> 00:39:16,320
Speaker 2: That's where we leave off with this episode. God, it

687
00:39:16,400 --> 00:39:17,480
was such a good episode.

688
00:39:17,599 --> 00:39:21,840
Speaker 1: It's so good, so good I it obviously you can't.

689
00:39:22,559 --> 00:39:24,320
The bar has been raised too high.

690
00:39:24,480 --> 00:39:26,679
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, but someone.

691
00:39:26,480 --> 00:39:27,400
Speaker 1: Needs to die next week.

692
00:39:27,559 --> 00:39:30,119
Speaker 2: I feel like when somebody dies next week, we're gonna

693
00:39:30,119 --> 00:39:30,480
top it.

694
00:39:30,880 --> 00:39:31,559
Speaker 1: That's it for us.

695
00:39:31,639 --> 00:39:34,519
Speaker 2: Jump in the iTunes raised reviews, comment, comment, comment, Join

696
00:39:34,599 --> 00:39:37,840
us on YouTube, Join us on Patreon. I'm Dylan saying goodbye,

697
00:39:37,920 --> 00:39:39,079
pat say good bye

698
00:39:39,360 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: Good bye, mister stant