Speaker 1: Yeah, but I also love because at this point Eddie
and Dave were getting to know each other, so we
get their orange and stories. Eddie's relative family comes from
the Mayflower, and Dave blows guys on film.
Speaker 2: And also, and I'm not sure if we talked about
this last week, but I don't think it's a fair
thing to say to somebody who has served in the
military upon just meeting them, just see any action, because
kill a guy, yeah, I mean, God knows, Yeah, I
did kill a guy. He turned out to be a kid,
and I see him every night.
Speaker 1: Kill more than water?
Speaker 2: Does that? Entered? Welcome a Bull the Brands Banking new
episode of another below Deck podcast from the Vault. This
is the show when we go back in time and
break down seasons of your Bravos Below Deck. I'm Dylan
saddled up next to one Patrick Hickey.
Speaker 1: Great to be here.
Speaker 2: Permission to come aboard granted. Now, last week we covered.
Speaker 1: The Sizzle, the pitch, the presentation. A lot of people
were confused by that, but it is in fact called
episode one.
Speaker 2: You know, it's this thing where it's like, oh, you
got twenty minutes of trailers. What if the trailer was
twenty minutes. That's what we covered last week. This week
we have the first episode in its entirety of Below
Deck season one, episode one, Blowdeck Season one, Episode one,
now on a boat called Honor. Do you have any
public service announcements before we get into this?
Speaker 1: Ah, well, I'll say this. I've been reaching out to
some cast members of this season, and I believe we've
locked a couple in one may, in fact help us
recap an entire episode of this sea Would you look
at that? So that could be fun. I don't want
to name any names because Dylan has coached me up.
You never say it's gonna happen with these sea rats
because they always back out. They drank too much at
a bar, they don't show up to an interview.
Speaker 2: They flee, They flake, flee.
Speaker 1: Flee and flake.
Speaker 2: Yeah that too.
Speaker 1: So a lot of exciting stuff coming down the road. Also,
if you'd like to hear us talk about other shows
besides Blow Deck, hop on over to our bad TV
feed and you can hear us cover ninety Day Fiance,
the current season, and also Flavor of Love season two,
all for free on bad TV Podcasts. Share it and
you can find it wherever you listen. What no, No,
that's not him.
Speaker 2: So we have season one to get into, and I
have to tell you Patrick, I'm gonna go ahead and
get into thoughts and pots right now. I think that
Below Deck peaked in episode one of season one. This
episode is probably the greatest episode of Below Deck I've
ever seen in my entire life, and I've seen a lot.
Speaker 1: I this. I mean, you could not have the stars
align more or better than this first voyage of Honor
with Captain Lee helming the ship.
Speaker 2: There were so many little moments. Let's not bury the lead.
The guests are a gaggle of gay photographers with a
big time cocaine problem. They bring the narcotics aboard and
are summarily kicked off after Sam finds it. Or no,
who is it? What's the drunks name?
Speaker 1: Oh? My god? Why am I forgetting names? A cat? Cat?
Speaker 2: After cat finds it?
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, all right, right, lots went back here.
First off, Dylan, one.
Speaker 2: Hundred pots straight out of one hundred pots. The sea
rats are humming, and Captain Lee is a perfect Captain Lee.
It's just a perfect episode of Below Deck. Hundred pots.
Speaker 1: Go ahead, This is a real fun part of this, Dylan.
I'm not sure if you're aware of this little story
and the lore of below deck. But after they parked
the boat upon returning, because I'm getting ahead of myself here,
but if you watch the episode, if I remember it,
they return after less than twenty four hours with the
gaggle of gay photographers. Because there was cocaine on board, right,
most if not all, of the cast stepped off the
boat and refused to film anymore because they were so
convinced at the time that producers had inserted themselves and planted.
Speaker 2: The cocaine that cast.
Speaker 1: The cast did not film for a couple of days,
had to be coerced back on that boat in filming
because they were so sure and confident that the producers
had intervened or not.
Speaker 2: You're talking about this rats.
Speaker 1: The Sea Rats said, we're not doing this. Yeah, fun story,
you can check it out.
Speaker 2: That's so shocking because I would not think that the
Sea Rats had enough integrity of their profession to be like, no,
I'm not doing it.
Speaker 1: Well, it's not about integrity, it's about self preservation. If
you think, oh, they just did that to those guys,
what are they going to do to watch?
Speaker 2: I know, but sea rats usually don't think two steps ahead.
Speaker 1: That's the early days of sea rats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, where did you hear that story from?
Speaker 1: Look it up. It's it's all around. It's in fact,
I think a producer said it was the worst time
he ever had having to explain to the cast members
that they weren't doing that to them.
Speaker 2: Shocking, pretty shocking.
Speaker 1: So as we get some of the cast members on
this podcast for this journey that we're all on, we
will ask them about that to see if that is
in fact true fun fun little little nibble it there.
Speaker 2: Though fun nibblet. I don't believe it, but it's a
fun on niblet.
Speaker 1: This it goes.
Speaker 2: It runs counter to everything we know about everything I believe.
All right, So we begin in seeing Martin day before
the first cruise, and the sea rats have hit the
boat already.
Speaker 1: Are you're not going to get in your thoughts and knots?
Speaker 2: No, I said, one hundred pots.
Speaker 1: Oh, I give it one hundred pots too. This is
some of the best television. It's the best seat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's the best.
Speaker 1: There's only down from here.
Speaker 2: So we begin to say Martin day before the first
cruise is here. It's if as the boat. They are
just in their work. We don't do any salutations. We
are dropped in the middle of the fray, and the
first conversation we hear is Sam talking to Kat about
her dog having a tiny cock and therefore being a
nice male creature because of how small his penis is. Now, yeah,
and this runs counter to me because I have a
very small penis and I'm very angry.
Speaker 1: Oh you know, well, you know, Dylan, apparently it's affliction
that affects four billion canines a year.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, Yes, I personally.
Speaker 1: Prefer a dog with micro penis as opposed to staring
at a canine with a really red, red, red, red,
red red hot dog slipping out of its disturbing look
At first time you see a dog's penis, you're like,
I think that's bigger than mine.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, and it's like, why did why were they
made like that? Hmm?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's because they can I don't know if you
knew this, Dylan, but us and I think only a
couple other mammals can have sex face to face. Most
have to have sex doggy style, so hence the name
So the penis.
Speaker 2: Horses doggie style.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So, and horses. Have you know the phrase horses
dick meaning a large penis. You need a large penis
to perhaps make its way to Oh my god, It's
like you could fill.
Speaker 2: A stine with the amount of cum they make. It's like,
how how do you not get pregnant with that much?
Because their microscopic little things, right, So why do you
need that much come to get another horse pregnant?
Speaker 1: I agree?
Speaker 2: Fascinating. Uh So, anyways, Sam is a she has a
Bachelor of Science and industrial engineering. And she begins laying
out why she is a board on her She was
at a thirty two thousand dollars a year job, kind
of shackled to a desk or a cubicle, and I
think she was working in HR or something because it
doesn't I mean maybe industrial engineering is the worst kind
of engineering or something.
Speaker 1: I think she puts people on Mars or she was
working on some projects that way.
Speaker 2: She said she knew differential equations. Yeah, so why is
she working in HR for goodwill?
Speaker 1: Maybe she was trying to or her way up the ladder.
I don't know, Yeah, because I know she inspired to
design some of those rockets. But you know, as you
pointed out, dyll in that corporate environment. Too many cupcakes
showing up in the office every day gets you fat,
gets you complacent. Before you know it, we're all humans
in the film Wally, where we're you know, drinking those
milkshakes and.
Speaker 2: Watching TV all day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, almost like binging TV. Anyway, she wanted a freer life,
you know, much more fulfilling life. Hey, go get some
ajax because someone just pissed on a toilet sea. Right,
at least she doesn't have to eat those cupcakes anymore.
Speaker 2: Right, She's not going to get fat. She's just going
to be wafting and pissing ajax and maybe find some coke.
I bet Kat did a little well.
Speaker 1: I love the turn that CJ has on the episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah there's one.
Speaker 1: Hey you did it right, kid, you did it, You
did the right thing. Those idiots could have gotten us
all killed. And then later on the episode he's like,
you know what I would have done. Yeah, I would
have put that in a little plastic baggy.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I would have reminded a old on eyelash over there. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, man, I can ruin you. Yeah, you know
what you could do. We would have had like a
recreation of the the Golden Girls from this new episode
where Johnny Eyelash is like, did somebody steal my cocaine?
Do we have cameras filming because somebody took my cocaine?
Speaker 1: All right, Johnny Eyelash. I'm not a major fan of
the film Tropic Thunder, but what comes to mind when
I see Johnny Eyelash later in the episode as he's
kind of bouncing around and als Jack Black Ye when
he has to be tied up to the tree so
that cocaine, and then all he wants to do is
get released so he can go get some more cocaine.
Speaker 2: Get a skit on.
Speaker 1: That is Johnny Eyelash, right, right, right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Johnny Eyelash looks like a homeless person. But we'll
get there. The guys get on board. Next we've got CJ.
He's a SoCal kid. He wants to skimboard, he wants
to surf, and if he can do it on somebody
else's dime, that's the perfect situation for him. The only
thing is it's the piss and the ship.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, exactly, although I don't think he has to
do no unless you're an engineer like Colin. On this
week's episode, of sailing, although he does well, this is
the og. So you know, we've found how a lot
of people make their way onto these boats, Dylan, And
generally it's an alcoholic father or an alcoholaholic father who
ended up dying young, and that creates.
Speaker 2: An alcoholic father who the sea rat killed.
Speaker 1: Now this is a different pathway from sea rats, and
we're hearing two similar storylines from both Sam and CJ.
This is they hated putting TPS reports together all day
long and prefer the ocean life. So keeping the boringness
of an office environment. Yeah, those stories are less and
less as Dylan and I cover the seasons that preceded this.
Speaker 2: Now they these sea rats get into yachting in Ibitha.
They're there running away, everybody's having a vacation, but they
kind of stick around and they stumble into the yachting
industry or they're just from Florida. So we move on
to Dan Dan, Dave, Dave dak Can, Dave dak Can,
Dave gay Man. He says, I'm living in the closet.
Speaker 1: Hilarious.
Speaker 2: He says it unknowingly, and it was a very funny
thing that he said. He said, I'm living in a closet.
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But CJ is the one that I want to talk about.
Speaker 1: CJ and Sam their roomies. They don't do that anymore,
or they try and avoid.
Speaker 2: They try and avoid it. CJ talks about how he
is a great roommate, he's clean, it's just a great roommate.
And the very next line, essentially he says, how can
I not stare at a hot woman half naked in
front of me? That'd be a creepy roommate. That wouldn't
be a great roommate, a horrible room And then later
in the episode he's like, hey, roomy, can I ask
you a favorite? Can you shave my back? That is
not a great roommate to me. That is a roommate
who wants me to groomer man. He wants to fuck me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would do. This is the talk out half
of him. Look, CJ, I appreciate that you always put
the seat down after you take a leak, but I'm
I'm a little concerned that you might try and have
sex with me when I'm sleeping, or beat off to
my tits while I'm sleeping, right right right. That makes
not a good roommate.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, that makes creepy roommate. But CJ is
a good kid. Rulers and binders.
Speaker 1: See him on the show. Oh yeah, yeah, no, he
doesn't even have an Instagram account or it's like very
very private skinboarding. After being on the show, he got
in a little legal trouble. I think some physical abuse
allegations with a particular partner of his. Oh god, so
I think he's a laying low.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well go get them, CJ. So we get to
our meeting of the stews. We've got Cap, We've got Sam,
and we've got Adrian. Now, Adrian, speaking of Tropical Thunder,
is a character out of some kind of workplace drama,
because that's all Tropical Thunder is. It's a workplace drama.
Speaker 1: It's actually the film was created to actually push again
the absurdity of the filmmaking process, right exactly.
Speaker 2: But Adrian strikes me as somebody who is in like
a Mike Sure sitcom where they look to camera and
they just say, I have no idea what I'm doing,
and she is in fact in that it's just reality television.
But there's so much comedy in her being a Nazi.
Speaker 1: And then you'll swill use the ruler then.
Speaker 2: Looking to the camera and going, I have never done this.
I am terrified, and it's like, so how have you
gone from this to Gebels? It's horrifying stuff.
Speaker 1: All right, Well, that's how it's kind of made. Overconfidence
can make horrible behaviors rear their ugly head because you
need you overdo it. And that's exactly what's happening here.
She's extremely insecure. A lot of people hate her. By
the way, maybe we got to get deeper into this scene.
I have not even reached out to her yet because
I want to understand her arc a little bit better.
Speaker 2: I understand why people hate her. She talks about us.
Speaker 1: By the way, when we started the podcast, I believe
someone alerted us that she was talking smack about.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I can tell why people hate her because
of the the scene with the modeling, but we'll get there.
You can clearly see that this is a mentally ill person.
Speaker 1: So she it's.
Speaker 2: Just so funny. It's very like Best in Show kind
of OTF where she's like, I have no idea what
I'm doing. Cut to her telling the women that they
have to use rulers to set up the table, and
then it cuts back to when she goes the guests
will never know that. The guests will never know that.
Speaker 1: I love how she's really concerned about the h the
judgment of five very coked up guests.
Speaker 2: They don't care.
Speaker 1: So we Lee and Alex have a meeting Porcupine head.
Speaker 2: Oh right, thank you.
Speaker 1: They set the ground rules. There's only one goddamn captain.
There's only one captain, you hear me. There's only one
box materials. That's mine. Holy Porcupine is pretty intense too.
Speaker 2: Porcupine is very intense. I mean he looks like if
Sonic the Hedgehog was cursed by a witch and turned
into a man. You know, it's very very horrifying stuff.
But we get to our first meeting with Lee and
the sea rats, and Lee asks a really insane question,
and it's kind of like, why would you ask a
bird if they can fly ninety nine percent of the time.
The answer is going to be obviously yes, but maybe,
just maybe you'll ask a penguin every once in a while.
But he asked the question, how many of you guys drink?
I mean, Lee, how long you've been working in this business.
You don't need to ask this question. But he says
how many of you drink? Obviously, all of the hands
rocket towards the heavens and he says, good, there will
be no drinking aboard this boat, and their their faces
hang in a sadness like you're telling a that Santa
Claus isn't real. It was really heartbreaking scene. My god,
so Ben, this is where we saw this last week.
But he talks about his cooking as this art form
that exists in the brief window wherein the present becomes
the past and the future becomes the present.
Speaker 1: Is I use the analogy this is sex with a
Vegas prostitute. It only happens once. Hopefully it didn't catch gonorrhea. Yeah,
and it was a one time experience and it was
just there in the moment and it will never be
seen again. It's just experienced by two people. That's his
art form.
Speaker 2: I wonder if you try to give a prostitute an orgasm,
do you attempt to do that or do you.
Speaker 1: Just I would say they probably can't have orgases because
it's hard to have an orgasm and simultaneously think how
they'd like to stab the person that's on top of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you conflicting, but if you're good, she can't. No,
she didn't.
Speaker 1: Imagine having a buddy that brags about give me prostitutes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, now, fucked your man?
Speaker 1: Really?
Speaker 2: And the worst would be they roll back into Vegas.
There's another convention. They call Haley again. Hey, Haley, what
do you think are you paying me? Yeah? Of course? Okay, yeah,
I know you'd be back eight hundred dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, you imagine prostitutes. I believe they have like a
we have a timer for this podcast. Did I believe
they have a timer that's like thirty minutes? Yeah, it's
on top of By the way, all right, honey, you
got forty eight sackets, right, wrap it up?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you smell like to you smell like tuna fish
and heine again. So, Eddie, we talked about it last week. Well,
first off, Ben, shut up. You're not Jackson Pollock. But
Ben has grown into his own. He's a much more
likable character now. But man, back then, was he just
annoying part seated? Yeah, we haven't even seen his food.
Yet so Eddie is from the Mayflower. He is the
victim of drunken fables told by older generations.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, but I also love because at this point
Eddie and Dave were getting to know each other, so
we get their orange and stories. Eddie's relative family comes
from the Mayflower, and Dave blows guys on film.
Speaker 2: And also, and I'm not sure if we talked about
this last week, but I don't think it's a fair
thing to say to somebody who has served in the
military upon just meeting them, just see any action, because
kill a guy, yeah, I mean, God knows, Yeah, I
did kill a guy. He turned out to be a kid,
and I see him every night.
Speaker 1: Oh kill more than one?
Speaker 2: Was that an editor?
Speaker 1: My shop teacher Mi isro O'Malley. He was in Vietnam.
He was part of sanitation. Uh, so they'd have to
go dig the holes in Vietnam to kind of start
the So the guys you needed to go to the bathroom.
He had to have proper sewage because that was the
other thing that could kill you. You're out in the shit.
And then literally exactly, and he said, and I appreciated
his honesty. As my sixties the.
Speaker 2: Other thing that could kill you was the bullets, right,
and the nasty tricks of the viet Cong.
Speaker 1: And he told me, he says, Pat, it's a great guy.
I looked him up. I think he's dead. I was
gonna try and be his friend on Facebook. He said,
anybody that ever tells, yeah, in in war that they
had their machine gun up by their side like you
see in the movies, and they were firing at each other.
They're lying, Yeah, you would put your gun over your
head and duck down as low as possible and just
fire at anything.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then he said the story when they were digging
these holes for sanitation, they just jumped down the holes to.
Speaker 2: Hide, oh, like, to hide from the enemy.
Speaker 1: I appreciated honesty like.
Speaker 2: That sounds like the army.
Speaker 1: In the gear in the rear with the gear.
Speaker 2: I'm completely kidding. If you're in the army, thank you
for your service. I know not anything about the differentiating
things between the military. What's so? Yeah, so Dave killed
a child and sees him at night when he sleeps.
Speaker 1: Worse doing a scene.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Can I can I get a minute?
Speaker 1: We need to coum shot.
Speaker 2: Let's let's uh, let's take five. You seen him again?
Speaker 1: All right? Put put the dick back in Dave's mouth.
Speaker 2: What, oh my god, filming man.
Speaker 1: We got union workers here? Bad? No, no, this is me shot.
Speaker 2: This is this is what they do. They do a
role reversal. It's like I can't, I can't come, and
they're like, well, can you become an outlet? Dare I
say a sponge for it? Yeah? Anything to get me
away from thinking. All right, the dead horse? Sorry? Sorry?
Speaker 1: Should we get to the guests arriving?
Speaker 2: The guests arrive. Our first stunning group of charter guests
is Johnny Eyelash and a couple of other people. He
looks like a homeless person.
Speaker 1: He looks like an overweight gopher. Yeah, with a cocaine problem.
I have this to say, and I reached out to
Johnny Eyelash. He has not responded. I am stand he's
probably moved on with his life, seeing as this probably
destroyed any possibility for a career. Johnny photography. You know
it in his Instagram. It doesn't show any of his photography.
It just kind of shows him living his best life.
A couple birthday photos. He's got a lot thinner. It's
probably cocaine for he's still on the blow. Yeah, but uh, Johnny,
I suspect this being the technically the pilot first episode,
and they all are from West Hollywood, which shares the
same zip code as the offices that created this television show.
There had to be some friends that got them on
this show.
Speaker 2: I think so, right, I think so. Yeah, take and.
Speaker 1: I can't imagine the phone calls after.
Speaker 2: The debut, Dell. I totally would have just taken their cocaine, because,
you know, hindsight is twenty twenty. We did not know
that back then. Was one of the few times well
I mean not one of the few, but nowadays, I mean,
you can't get good stuff. It'll kill you.
Speaker 1: Oh I'll kill you.
Speaker 2: Back then, grab a bag of coke off a toilet
from a stranger, suck it down.
Speaker 1: The first time I ever did cocaine in my life,
I was twenty six years old. I was in the
bathroom at the Deuce's forty Deuce, which is a club
now that no longer exists that had burlesque dancers. It
was the scene I'm in the bathroom, guy storting it
off a fucking urnal. Yeah, I look at it and
he looks at me and he goes, you want to bump. Yeah,
it's like, you know what, I gotta live. Yeah, I
did it. It was the best cocaine I ever had in
my life.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Nothing was as good as that, right, And I only
had one line lasted for three hours. I felt like
I was on top of the world.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then I came down and I had a perfect
night of sleep, and I was like, I.
Speaker 2: Remember people always been Yeah, yeah, my first time. I
just my riz was incredible.
Speaker 1: You're always chasing that first good time.
Speaker 2: So sammy Special is going to keep these people at
bay before they come to realize that they are they
are victims of sea rat service. Now the gay guys
talk about how they're going to be picking up some models,
picking up some models.
Speaker 1: God, I wish that happened, and Ben so why, well,
it's just the idea. I've never seen that on below deck,
where you got these guys, Oh, we're gonna go pick
up some chicks on another port, And I don't want
to do that.
Speaker 2: It would have made me so uncomfortable. You know. The
these these gay guys are the kind of gay guys
that are the anti dick gay guy. The guy that
does really sexually inappropriate things to everybody, but it's okay
because he's gay. So like they dinner is the perfect
example of this. They're sitting down and feasting on Ben's
dogshit cuisine, and that is when Sam walks up and
they immediately begin commenting on her body.
Speaker 1: Oh, I couldn't believe this, different time, different time, but.
Speaker 2: Leave her alone. So leave her alone. They're like, how
tall are you? And she's like, uh, six foot and
they're like, oh my god.
Speaker 1: No, no, she doesn't say six five twelve Okay, So
our resident engineer who might be recapping the next episode
of the episode three with us next week, the resident
engineer says, she's five feet twelve inches you were saying.
Speaker 2: They ask her about how nice her body is, and
that is when this turns even weirder because Adrian heads up.
Speaker 1: Can I tell you where this comes out of? By
the way, Adrian's gonna come up, And it's again, as
you point out, weirder. This is gays that are bored
with this. They are high on coke at this point.
They have seeing the best views and still that will
not saytiate their their lust for some kind of stimulation.
We're bored. Hey, can we see your tits? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, well they were close to saying that. I mean,
they ask Adrian to go get in bikini bottoms, you know,
they were pretty close to saying can you show us
your tits? But yeah, it's this bizarre thing where it's like,
can you guys not just have fucking dinner with each other?
Like why do you need to dress down? Quite literally
the people who are serving you. But anyways, they asked
Sam to take her hair down. She does, She does
very uncomfortable, and that is when Adrian begins to get
a little bit envious.
Speaker 1: Now I have a question here because I saw this
and I saw the reaction from Sam, which she's basically like,
Adrian can't stand when the attention's not on her. Now, Adrian,
could this be And of course I'm defending possibly horrible behavior.
She says, they want to say what a tire looks like,
and she says, I can show you. Yeah, and she
takes great gleant it. It's almost as though she enjoyed
it and reveled in the moment. However, could she just
be towing the company line if we please them and
we over please? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Now, absolutely not this is a woman who sadly, I
don't know if she got enough love in her life,
and we're all seeking adoration from people outside of ourselves
because rarely our self love is not good enough. But
she says it herself. She volunteers to go and get
changed for them. They don't ask her to get changed.
She hijack Sam's big big moment of a bunch of
coked out gay guys dressing her or commenting on her body,
that big, big moment that could have just been all Sam's.
Adrian unintentionally ran a screen for Sam because she was
being sexually harassed, and Adrian was like, no, I want.
Speaker 3: To be.
Speaker 1: I didn't even think of that component.
Speaker 2: These uh, these guys disappear a couple times throughout the
night during dinner. Cat's like, these guys just keep getting
up from the dinner table and going downstairs. We can't
find them. Well, they're sucking down cocaine.
Speaker 1: Well, I love to get ahead of ourselves. When Lee
delivers it, here's cocaine about you're out of here, Charter
ins here, and they're all like blown away cocaine. Who
had cocaine?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought they were pretty resigned actually to the
fact that they'd been caught.
Speaker 1: Ah, there's a lot of O faces.
Speaker 2: Well, we go to bed except for one person, Johnny Eyelash.
Johnny Eyelash goes upstairs and he proceeds to hit on Eddie.
Speaker 1: Camaraderie, camaraderie, but wanting to fuck the other person.
Speaker 2: Yes, he pours He asks Eddie to pour him a
what would you say? This is five shots of tequila
in a glass. It looks like a water glass with ice.
And he then begins pestering Eddie about who Eddie wants
to fuck, and it's just all sexual inappropriate. Leave people alone,
go fucking just go do whatever you're gonna do. Stop
harassing people.
Speaker 1: I wish the sea rats could feel I know everything
hinges on a tip. I wish Eddie had had the
I could see the future and be like, you know,
I got a Timmy, I'm going to bed, Fatso yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know. But he does say Fatso
back off, I'm not gonna fuck you. Okay, don't pull
your putt out again. I'll call fucking chop it off,
all right. So we get to the next day, next morning.
Now Kat had found the cocaine the night before, and
now she has to let people know. First up as Adrian,
second up Captain Lee. And I love Kat in this
moment because she feels guilty for ratting. I appreciate that
she is no fucking rat and she hates that she
prevented these perfectly nice gay gentlemen from a coked out
vacation in Saint Martin. That's exactly what she did.
Speaker 1: I don't forget that model. Shoot.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, So Lee to, oh gosh, who was coming
on that boat? Okay, hey, where's the boat? So Lee
turns this whole thing around immediately.
Speaker 1: Can I say, this is where the show. I didn't
know this was coming. I know I watched this ten
years ago, but I'd completely forgotten about it. This is
when this episode, this show just fucking ramps up. It's
Lee driving the boat from the front. You got Jack Black,
fat Gopher, Johnny eyelash, Yeah, in a fog of cocaine. Yeah,
running around that wakes up.
Speaker 2: He's like, where the fuck is everybody? They're like, we
don't know.
Speaker 1: Thank god, none of those ausles had a compass.
Speaker 2: Hey, what the fuck is going on? Where are we going? Uh?
Got an engine problem? Okay, you seem pretty in it.
Speaker 1: Well, I love this too.
Speaker 2: He turns into Rizzo. He's very accusatory of everybody on
the boat.
Speaker 1: There's no way this is allowed anymore. And again at
a time another time, he's got a cigarette in one hand. Yeah,
and he's standing next to Lee while Lee's driving the boat.
Is he really yes, it's I was like, what the fuck?
I was like, holy shit, so heady back and I
don't know why.
Speaker 2: The guests, well, I thought that CJ was really really
sweet with with Kat. He was like, listen, you did
the right thing.
Speaker 1: I pointed that out. It changes a little bit later.
Speaker 2: So we hit the dock and Lee heads out to
tell the guests what Patrick well.
Speaker 1: First off, Johnny Eyelash says, hey, I feel like we're
being ignored. And then the boat ports, uh and then
the crew, Lee comes out, everyone comes out, everyone's there.
It's amazing.
Speaker 3: And Lee notes, here's a contract. You shink it, there's
a policy, Johnny, you're not optimum.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I just have a note. He says, I'm serious.
Here's your heart attack.
Speaker 2: Yep. That was our first leism. That is the first leism.
That's the very firstleism. Not a bad leism either, Right,
you know why it wasn't.
Speaker 1: Bad because it makes sense because it's.
Speaker 2: Not his right.
Speaker 1: That's why you need to vacate the boat. Everyone follow
around these day druggies.
Speaker 2: I'm as stiff as a pillar, and the colicy and
now damn it, he crumples it up, throws it away.
Speaker 1: Now, can I discuss this policy for one moment? Yeah,
first off, I totally agree with it. It makes sense not
to have drugs on the boat, however, because it's dangerous
because one of them will fucking fall off the boat
and drown and then they'll sue the company. So you've
got to have a hardline policy no drugs. With that.
The overserving alcohol seems like that is an issue that
could also be a charge.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they talk about falling over the railing. It's like,
what are you talking about? That's the entire fucking show.
So they sit down. Kat has applauded for being a hero.
Fucking yeah, a hero, and then we break after losing
one thousand dollars and Sam takes a little bit of
a nap. Now CJ walk in. He says, listen, I'm
gonna cover you. You're gonna fuck me later, right. She
goes huh, and he goes.
Speaker 1: Okay, you said yes. I don't know if you heard you.
Speaker 2: You said yes, you said yes. I'm gonna tell her
that you took a shit. She's like okay. He runs
out there and he's like, ah, she's on her period.
It's like that is such a dangerous screen. If Sam
went out there and was like, oh my god, it's
like I it was like a can of spam coming
out of me. Adrian be like, what are you talking about.
It's just a very very confusing screen from CJ. Got
he got over excited. Ben makes lamb for the crew.
Speaker 1: Because it's all the food that was paid for.
Speaker 2: It's all the food that was paid for. And Ben
says this thing. He keeps talking about how expensive the
ingredients are. I don't understand what this era of Below
Deck was because the guests are paying for it. There
is no limitless budget. In the new season, he's pulling
out fucking racks of lamb, FOI gras caviar, like I
don't know what was going on with the provisions back then,
but gone to those days. The Sea Rats sit down
to make the most of dinner. Kat begins to get
very very fucked up, and Sam and Adrian fight.
Speaker 1: Now. Remind me, was it because Sam made a little
joke and Adrian didn't take it well and took it
as an opportunity to make it basically like a workplace
management meeting. Uh.
Speaker 2: Sam was joking about how she slept, right, that's right.
Speaker 1: And then I believe Adrian wants Porcupine support as another manager,
and he's like, we're having dinner right now, right, not
the place in time?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: She feels kind of left out on an island on
her own. Yeah, and Alex wants Adrian to chill. And
I think that is where we leave off with that.
Speaker 2: That's where we leave off with this episode. God, it
was such a good episode.
Speaker 1: It's so good, so good I it obviously you can't.
The bar has been raised too high.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah, but someone.
Speaker 1: Needs to die next week.
Speaker 2: I feel like when somebody dies next week, we're gonna
top it.
Speaker 1: That's it for us.
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Speaker 1: Good bye, mister stant