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<v Speaker 1>It's the Lapsed Fan Wrestling Podcast with Jack mcarnaco and

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<v Speaker 2>We've got an exciting Christmas program lined up produced folks.

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<v Speaker 1>We've been for a little boys this year. Every name,

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<v Speaker 1>it's an artificial tree.

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<v Speaker 2>So I did artificial job. Timmy time and says on

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<v Speaker 1>The Lapsed Fan.

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<v Speaker 2>Dollar Man.

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<v Speaker 1>Set it claus it say it's not so. And the

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<v Speaker 1>Taft Christmas Show twenty twenty five resumes with's your co

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<v Speaker 1>chairs gather around Christmas hearts and receive tidings of great

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<v Speaker 1>joy and generosity from the lapsed Maan Solar System.

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<v Speaker 2>What do we have?

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<v Speaker 1>Boss?

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<v Speaker 2>This is from Sean A. Myers from Auburn, Illinois. That's

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<v Speaker 2>one needs a Oh yeah, the wait thing I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have yep, that's so I hand them to you. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>thinking back in the European.

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<v Speaker 1>He's going for it again. What are you surprises?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, surprise is that the sour ones.

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<v Speaker 1>Is there any indication visually of what makes it so

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<v Speaker 1>it's supposed to be a true surprise. So Sean Myers

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<v Speaker 1>came up with that good buddy out there the mid

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<v Speaker 1>the Midwest homie, ooh, a grab bag of goodies. Let

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<v Speaker 1>me make sure I'm not missing any letters or notes

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<v Speaker 1>or explained, that's always the challenge on these things. Read

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<v Speaker 1>after opening envelope sets first in a priority of meal envelope.

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<v Speaker 1>But what appeared to be some documents or some photographs

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<v Speaker 1>and made by tens and we have, oh my god,

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<v Speaker 1>autograph date by ten of out back Jack himself.

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<v Speaker 2>Look at Jesus Christ.

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<v Speaker 1>If you don't think he belongs in the Hall of Fame,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a bitch.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think he's gaping holes, but it's toothless.

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<v Speaker 1>You also have as signed pictures from Chris Masters, one

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<v Speaker 1>from the Sandman, and one from mikey Riprack with the

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<v Speaker 1>ECW Championship over Sands ninety five. Very bizarre at sort,

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<v Speaker 1>that is extremely bizarre. Sean also said best of Vader

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<v Speaker 1>It's time featuring Vader versus Shinhashimoto versus teaming with Bam

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<v Speaker 1>Bam versus Kojagto and Ricky Choshu in nineteen ninety, him

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<v Speaker 1>versus Fujinami in ninety one, and him versus a Nokia

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<v Speaker 1>in ninety six. Wow, it's like a four match best

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<v Speaker 1>of from Japan IVP videos. Yes, those are debts Japanese work, right.

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<v Speaker 1>You can bet those canvases are light blue?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, yep? And I imagine do we ever get any

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<v Speaker 2>comments from Japanese wrestlers about the scent of the mask

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<v Speaker 2>from them?

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<v Speaker 1>We guaranteed he did. I mean, I didn't hear about it.

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<v Speaker 2>But what the fuck? Wow, these are cool? Tell them

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<v Speaker 2>what you see. I don't know what I see. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>my god, I see that's like, oh my god, that's insane.

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<v Speaker 2>They fucking made elites of games bulldog and this is

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<v Speaker 2>fucking uh Ministry Undertaker, That is Ministry Undertaker. Yes, it

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<v Speaker 2>is what I mean. He looks so stupid, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>he's all demonic. When he had that fucking like just

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<v Speaker 2>the the Amish goate, it was just so inappropriate.

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<v Speaker 1>It was hard to deal with. And it's in faking

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<v Speaker 1>made a British Bulldog roof roof and he's got the

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<v Speaker 1>hardcore title on his way. Know they made a figure

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<v Speaker 1>hardcore title.

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<v Speaker 2>Huh.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't even know they made a hardcore title for

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<v Speaker 1>all the titles, apparently in that one. In recent years,

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<v Speaker 1>they made them all read after opening. We've done that, buddy.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's take a look like burn after reading this holiday season,

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<v Speaker 1>my Romania Maromani is running wild. Happy Holidays to the

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<v Speaker 1>lapsed fan solar system, the co chairs, and especially Mama

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<v Speaker 1>Sarrow know another year in oun rappening. Central Illinois isn't

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<v Speaker 1>known for prawn flavored puffs, vienna sausages, beans on toast,

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<v Speaker 1>or even sausages, peppers and onions, so I threw in

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<v Speaker 1>a few other trinkets instead. I know you're generally not

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<v Speaker 1>a fan at the signed aid by ten Gammicks, but

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<v Speaker 1>I couldn't resist enjoy your ECW legends, the masterpiece in

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<v Speaker 1>my personal favorite outback Jack.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, right, this is the kind of stuff I

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<v Speaker 2>do enjoy. I mean, why what is this? This is

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<v Speaker 2>gonna be like what like two years ago? Right now?

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<v Speaker 1>That's a bit more a slimmed doubt chrismass.

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<v Speaker 2>Slimmed out, but with the beard and long hair. He

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<v Speaker 2>looks the luck going on there. Yeah, there's a lot

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<v Speaker 2>of wrong going on there.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you remember the interview where he's yes, I do,

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<v Speaker 1>where he stayed. I just excited it, but he wrote it.

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<v Speaker 1>That tells you how much were on the same wavelength.

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<v Speaker 1>You remember the interview where he stated he deserved to

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<v Speaker 1>be in the Hall of Fame and then if you

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<v Speaker 1>didn't agree, you were a bitch. Merry Christmas from Humpty Dew.

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<v Speaker 2>I couldn't agree more. I mean, who wants you in

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<v Speaker 2>the Hall of fame? Obviously if you don't think you

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<v Speaker 2>should be in the Hall of Fame, so obviously Triple

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<v Speaker 2>Asia's is a bitch.

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<v Speaker 1>That's true, but not for that reason. I also threw in.

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<v Speaker 1>He writes a few highlights from f POS real Estate.

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<v Speaker 1>Enjoy another chapter for paying off the Pacific. It's time,

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<v Speaker 1>It's time, It's Christmas time, the Vader DVD and finally

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<v Speaker 1>every wrestling fan he's been figures for Christmas. Last year,

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<v Speaker 1>I sent fuked Bulldog in King Hartley Race. This year

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<v Speaker 1>here's Bulldog and Jeans and Unholy Alliance. Mark McCool from

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<v Speaker 1>what pay per View? Boss is that supposed to represent?

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think Undertaker's outfit right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, with him with Bulldog, it's gonna be well, wait

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<v Speaker 2>a minute, he was. It's a very very small window

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<v Speaker 2>where they were both in the company, so it's gonna

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<v Speaker 2>be like it's unforgiven. SummerSlam ninety nine both Bulldog in there.

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<v Speaker 2>He was in the six Pack Challenge, but I think

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<v Speaker 2>he was in by August. Yes, I think he was.

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<v Speaker 1>I remember if he wrestles SummerSlam, he wrestles SummerSlam. This

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<v Speaker 1>boss Man gets a few licks in. What do we

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<v Speaker 1>got in Pokeslam? Maybe coming up? What's coming up? Who

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<v Speaker 1>oh a ball? Bulldog power slam on take Yeah, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>he just power slamming a on the Swizzles. Awesome. Even

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<v Speaker 1>though things might seem bleak in the world, Sean writes,

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<v Speaker 1>I'll forever be grateful for the nearly twelve years of entertainment, kinship,

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<v Speaker 1>and penetration that TLF has provided. Here's I know it

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<v Speaker 1>is sobering Christ Every month seems more sobering. Here's to

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<v Speaker 1>a great twenty twenty six. I look forward to seeing

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<v Speaker 1>where the complete Hull Cochin journey takes us and where

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<v Speaker 1>we end up under the cinemat. Your friend, Sean well Sean,

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<v Speaker 1>you are a wonderful person and it's great to have

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<v Speaker 1>you as as a listener that we want to thank

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<v Speaker 1>you for this thoughtful, eclectic selection and we've got a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of figuring to do if you will day season,

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<v Speaker 1>So from fuckd Bulldog and Ministry Taker to you, we'll

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<v Speaker 1>see you next time on the unwrappening. You please a

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<v Speaker 2>It's content is intended for private use only, so

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