Speaker 1: Let me finish. This is the first time I committed
Speaker 1: a hate crime.
Speaker 2: Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,
Speaker 2: like something like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associopath.
Speaker 3: You are present my shit. Put any trash ship.
Speaker 2: You're a worst friend, the one to know why.
Speaker 4: You're all fucked up.
Speaker 1: Just look at the fucking problems to hang around with.
Speaker 2: Where's two four eight? It's like, sorry, you don't deserve it.
Speaker 1: The silent cast, we'll call it.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, well it's a moment of silence for who
Speaker 2: died recently?
Speaker 1: No, it just doesn't exist. Oh who did die recently?
Speaker 1: Someone died, right, Richard Simmons, someone in like the oh,
Speaker 1: some finance guy. Never mind. I saw them do a
Speaker 1: rest and peace thing on a CNBC This Morning.
Speaker 2: One more or the hint they hit Clinton hit list,
Speaker 2: the hinting List, the hinting List.
Speaker 1: Okay, uh so we already talked about your Thanksgiving on
Speaker 1: on the Patreon last week.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, it was balls. I was yours terrible. Oh
Speaker 2: that's good.
Speaker 1: It wasn't terrible. It's just a frustrating. Man. Do you
Speaker 1: do you welcome help a lot? It depends on what
Speaker 1: I'm doing okay. Do you welcome help on something you
Speaker 1: are more versed in than the person trying to help you?
Speaker 2: It just depends. So do you welcome.
Speaker 1: Help when you've asked, Hey, I don't need any help,
Speaker 1: please just keep your hands out.
Speaker 2: I want to help. Then it means I want you
Speaker 2: to go away.
Speaker 1: That's weird. That's weird that it translates that way. In
Speaker 1: your house. No apparently means no, and that's a weird thing.
Speaker 1: What I prefer is our fine family dynamic. Where I
Speaker 1: said a couple of years ago, just after my dad
Speaker 1: and everything, maybe last year my mom was just kind
Speaker 1: of like, not doing it anymore. There's no reason too.
Speaker 1: The family doesn't get together, meaning her extended family. So
Speaker 1: she's just like, I don't I don't want to cook
Speaker 1: it anymore. And I was like, okay, I'll do it.
Speaker 1: I'll take it on. Then I won't do anything crazy.
Speaker 1: We'll do small meals, we'll do like little you know,
Speaker 1: size don't want to dinner, Well, we're not going to
Speaker 1: do TV dinners. I'm not fucking living on cinder blocks
Speaker 1: in my mobile home.
Speaker 2: Well no, it's just because it's your first time.
Speaker 1: My immobile home. If it's on cinder blocks.
Speaker 2: Oh it's still mobile. You can push it off the blocks.
Speaker 1: Any home is technically mobile.
Speaker 2: Then, yeah, hurricane around move homes all the time.
Speaker 1: I heard a joke about that, but it was some girl.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what. My my comedy stuff is getting
Speaker 1: jaded to chick shit because all I see funny. I
Speaker 1: only see political shit anymore. And then the funny stuff
Speaker 1: I see is stuff like Jen shows me on TikTok
Speaker 1: or whatever.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, like cats.
Speaker 1: No cats are okay. But also I don't need you
Speaker 1: know what I need. I need a nice twelve second
Speaker 1: cat video, not one of those TikTok compilations where it's
Speaker 1: like three minutes long and it's a whole bunch of
Speaker 1: cat videos. Just give me little doses, small doses of them,
Speaker 1: because some of those cat videos fucking stink in the middle.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, dude, Like sometimes it's just a mew and
Speaker 1: it's like, did you hear him? He said, uh, he said, pigmy,
Speaker 1: It's like now, it just sounded like meal. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: just sounded like mew. I like when they say like
Speaker 1: curse words and stuff and you're like, oh, that cat
Speaker 1: just used a hard r.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love. That's like, there's a lot of cats
Speaker 2: who say the N word. It's weird.
Speaker 1: Uh yeah there are, but yeah, that's all I see
Speaker 1: is like, dad, joke, shit it and there was a
Speaker 1: decent one. Let me play it for you if I
Speaker 1: can real quick. I think I have it here.
Speaker 2: I was about to be a car crash.
Speaker 1: That's another video. I don't know what it was, only
Speaker 1: because you said hurricane. Uh yeah, all right, here we
Speaker 1: go fucking again dad, humor. I'm not sitting here going
Speaker 1: like you a free one. Check this out?
Speaker 3: Hey, Why are hurricanes normally named after women? Because where
Speaker 3: the strong ones were? Women in power?
Speaker 5: No, because when they come, they're wet and wild, and
Speaker 5: when they go, they take your house in.
Speaker 3: Car just.
Speaker 2: Embankment.
Speaker 1: Fucking bitch. Wife. She just filed for divorce yesterday, right,
Speaker 1: Joe Connie smash. She filed for divorce. But they had
Speaker 1: already committed to Thanksgiving and they haven't. They decided not
Speaker 1: to tell the family yet, so they're like, let's just
Speaker 1: let's just keep calling, let's just shrive. And then the
Speaker 1: wife gets her fucking because women are strong, and he's like,
Speaker 1: you cunt, and he just runs that thing into an
Speaker 1: oak along the side of two ninety five.
Speaker 2: Let's see how strong your skull is against the fucking
Speaker 2: dashboard at ninety five miles an hour.
Speaker 1: To my Thanksgiving. It was a lot of It was
Speaker 1: a lot of I'm working on this, so don't do
Speaker 1: any don't touch my stuff, don't do There's a lot
Speaker 1: of Oh, i'll help, I'll help with this, I'll move
Speaker 1: with this, I'll do this. Oh no, i'll do this.
Speaker 1: Hey hey, hey, hey, chill, step back, go ahead.
Speaker 2: How long did it take for you to yell and
Speaker 2: just be like, got the fuck out?
Speaker 1: Oh? An hour? So not that long on the grand
Speaker 1: scheme of it, But that was a lot longer than
Speaker 1: I think I could hold I thought I could hold
Speaker 1: out for. Yeah.
Speaker 2: How long does did the whole ordeal take from cook
Speaker 2: to to serving?
Speaker 1: Too long? Too long? Seven hours?
Speaker 2: Oh that's not bad. Uh yeah, thanksgivings an all day thing?
Speaker 1: Well no, because well yeah, but it started at like
Speaker 1: noon is when I started doing this shit. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I had started earlier, and I did technically, I guess
Speaker 1: I pre chopped stuff the day before and all that shit.
Speaker 2: Anyway, Oh, it took like thirty six hours.
Speaker 1: I didn't fucking enjoy it. Yes, it did take thirty
Speaker 1: six hours. It was it good at least hours? Uh? Yeah.
Speaker 1: I brined the turkey like you did. I cooked it properly,
Speaker 1: but it was so moist inside that it felt like
Speaker 1: you fucking said your mother in law or aunt in
Speaker 1: law or whatever it was said. I was like, is
Speaker 1: this fucking raw?
Speaker 2: Did you let it rest?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, as long as you let her rest for twenty
Speaker 2: minutes or so, you're good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: But but there were different things. When I would cut in,
Speaker 1: there would be a lot of real, not pink, almost
Speaker 1: red looking meat like yeah, real bunch of red stuff too.
Speaker 1: I use that for the stew all right, but what's
Speaker 1: it called?
Speaker 2: Did you do? You have one of those thermometers that
Speaker 2: you shove in the breast.
Speaker 1: Not only that, I have the bluetooth one where you
Speaker 1: monitor it.
Speaker 2: Oh so very well.
Speaker 1: But here's the thing. I got it to one sixty, right,
Speaker 1: and you want it to get it to one sixty five.
Speaker 1: So I get it to one sixty, I take it
Speaker 1: out of the oven. I leave it on the oven
Speaker 1: for fucking half an hour. Let it rest.
Speaker 2: Oh that's great.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, it never went past one sixty five.
Speaker 2: Still one sixty five is the temperature where all that
Speaker 2: was a criteria gets killed. Yeah, okay, so yeah, so
Speaker 2: if you're so, the way cooking is explained, it's like
Speaker 2: it's the amount of time versus temperature, right, So if
Speaker 2: you cook something at five hundred degrees for a minute,
Speaker 2: you can probably guarantee, you know, based on the size
Speaker 2: or whatever, you're going to kill all the bacteria. You're
Speaker 2: going to ruin the meat. It's going to destroy the
Speaker 2: proteins and whatever. It's going to make it not enjoyable
Speaker 2: to eat. So you can cook something at a much
Speaker 2: lower temperature like one fifty five one sixty one sixty
Speaker 2: five and just do it for longer, and that will
Speaker 2: have the same effect as killing the of killing all
Speaker 2: the bacteria and stuff. So that's why letting your meat
Speaker 2: rest is so crucial, especially for poultry, because the bird
Speaker 2: really is cooking. So even though it didn't go above
Speaker 2: that one sixty five, the fact that it sat there
Speaker 2: at one sixty five for an extended period of time
Speaker 2: meant that your bacteria got killed.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, good, I was just concerned about my bacteria
Speaker 1: getting killed, but I was still grossed out about it
Speaker 1: in the moment so I didn't eat much. I had
Speaker 1: one plate of things. I was also my stomach was
Speaker 1: turned because I was just so angry, just the same repeat, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: hey stop, just stop, just.
Speaker 2: Be maybe, Uh, it's not going to work telling your
Speaker 2: mom to stop.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I've learned that over the last since Pat died. Honestly,
Speaker 1: is what it was. It's it's she's what is it? Codependent?
Speaker 1: But also whatever you would call someone who's like an
Speaker 1: extreme caregiver, you know that kind of like oh I
Speaker 1: need to do that, even if it's breaking your fucking
Speaker 1: back to do it, and you know you're not going
Speaker 1: to get satisfaction out of it. I guess you get
Speaker 1: internal satisfaction, like you're not going to get the big
Speaker 1: Oh my god, thank you so much for interrupting all
Speaker 1: of my cooking. Oh I love it. Thank you for
Speaker 1: ruining my stuff.
Speaker 2: Well, a lot of people, I think just don't know
Speaker 2: any other way to be. It's just like you're so
Speaker 2: stuck in your patterns, your behavior. There's like there's no escape.
Speaker 2: You know. It's like my grandmother every year she would
Speaker 2: say like, oh I'm not going to cook again. I'm
Speaker 2: not going to do this again. You know this was
Speaker 2: just this was too much for me for Thanksgiving, and
Speaker 2: then at Christmas she'd be making a ham, you know,
Speaker 2: and it would just always it would always be that like, oh,
Speaker 2: I just don't have it in me anymore. But she
Speaker 2: just couldn't not do it. It was just built in,
Speaker 2: not even from birth. It's just like that, doing it
Speaker 2: over and over that same pattern for years. It's really
Speaker 2: hard to break yourself of it, even if you want to.
Speaker 2: Did you hassle your grandma about the sides at least?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 2: Oh dude, I was always like, motherfucker, don't even joke
Speaker 2: about not making dinner next year.
Speaker 1: I like, when you I'm picturing you go, you go.
Speaker 1: She said she wasn't gonna make it anymore. And she
Speaker 1: says it to you to night before and then she decided.
Speaker 1: You go into a room at five in the morning,
Speaker 1: sort of banging pots and pants. Gab, damn dime, she
Speaker 1: made a ham? You said for Christmas she would make
Speaker 1: a ham. Yeah, ham is the I think I'm done
Speaker 1: with turkey. I have to be honest with you, Okay, Well,
Speaker 1: I think, damn, I think I'm gonna I think next
Speaker 1: year I'm gonna do a chicken.
Speaker 2: Maybe like a chicken is good, chicken's easier.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ducks sucks, does it all? Right?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I've had it a few times, but I've only had it. No,
Speaker 2: that's correction. I've had it at Asian places. So it's
Speaker 2: like it's not gonna be good. Oh wouldn't it be
Speaker 2: really good?
Speaker 1: But like you couldn't really tell because it's like fried
Speaker 1: or whatever and delicious sauces and shit like.
Speaker 2: That on it. Well yeah, but it's like it's always
Speaker 2: really chewy. It's like a gamey meat. And the one
Speaker 2: time I ordered it at a nice restaurant, I was thinking, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I'm ordering it at this fancy place. They all know
Speaker 2: how to cook it. It still sucks, you know, It's
Speaker 2: still like it just tastes like duck tastes like the
Speaker 2: darkest part of a chicken thigh with next to no flavor.
Speaker 2: It's just like a really like even the flame, like
Speaker 2: the flavor on the outside didn't make its way to
Speaker 2: the meat at all. You know, it's just like a
Speaker 2: very like gray taste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's gross. I don't want that. It's too Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's too earthy. Yeah, yeah, no, I don't want that.
Speaker 2: Well, you could make you can make a peacock that
Speaker 2: might be a fun bird to We have random peacocks
Speaker 2: that walk around here, really, because the grounds for sculpture
Speaker 2: not so close over there.
Speaker 1: Jen used to work there and it was all about
Speaker 1: like one of her jobs was rounding up the peacocks
Speaker 1: when they get out.
Speaker 2: That's weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't have fucking peacocks. You're gonna have some Haitian
Speaker 1: immigrant living in a Venezuelan stolen apartment complex eating the birds. Yeah.
Speaker 1: It feel just throwing everything like aliens.
Speaker 2: Also, the prettier the animal, the more shitty the native
Speaker 2: country usually, Like I don't know where a Tucan comes from,
Speaker 2: but I assume it's a dump.
Speaker 1: You know, I would picture Costa Rica dump. Ye, well, yes,
Speaker 1: you're right. Let's yeah, let's talk about it this way.
Speaker 1: New York looks beautiful when you look at a skyline,
Speaker 1: total dunk.
Speaker 2: I oh, you mean like New York State, not the
Speaker 2: goddamn city.
Speaker 1: No, New York City. The skyline is very beautiful, especially
Speaker 1: when it's lit them at night.
Speaker 2: It's beautiful. Okay, I'm saying so animals that are native
Speaker 2: to beautiful places, those places are shitholes. I wouldn't say,
Speaker 2: a big concrete jungle shit onto the harbor or the
Speaker 2: bay or whatever is a is a beautiful thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, mom, before you cut me off, let me finish
Speaker 1: my analogy. That's what she does too. I'll walk in
Speaker 1: and be like, ah, you know I cause you need
Speaker 1: to go to an emergency room.
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 1: I didn't say anything about anything New York. The skyline
Speaker 1: is very beautiful, like I picture Costa Rican beaches to be,
Speaker 1: and yet the depths of New York City are a
Speaker 1: kind of a shithole. And I assume Costa Rica the
Speaker 1: depths of Coasta Rica kind of a shithole. That's what
Speaker 1: I meant. I just meant like that. I wasn't comparing
Speaker 1: like pigeons are really ugly because they live in a
Speaker 1: beautiful sit like, not like that.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, no, I was. I was just saying that
Speaker 2: you're robot for thinking that buildings are pretty.
Speaker 1: No, no one's ever enjoyed architecture before.
Speaker 2: Nope. Yeah, not even the Romans or the Egyptians.
Speaker 1: They should replace Notre Dame with a mobile home.
Speaker 2: Oh dude, they should replace Notre Dame with an actual
Speaker 2: midget and a green uh get up outfit. Yeah, fucking
Speaker 2: watch him beat the shit out of Jake Paul. Uh uh.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I had that, and then the next day
Speaker 1: we went to a grandmother's house and we had a
Speaker 1: bunch of other shit to do.
Speaker 2: Did anyone come to your house for Thanksgiving? Or was
Speaker 2: just you your mom and your girl?
Speaker 1: Just me and my mom and jeny.
Speaker 2: That's how a lot of pornos start.
Speaker 1: That's good. That was good. Thank you for that, because
Speaker 1: I didn't understand what you meant by the robot thing.
Speaker 2: I'm just kidding.
Speaker 1: I did. I computed it.
Speaker 2: Oh you did and calculated.
Speaker 1: I calculated and computed it in my brain.
Speaker 2: That's gay.
Speaker 1: I have an IBM. What was the fucking one deep Blue?
Speaker 2: Deep Blue? That's Jeff Bezos.
Speaker 1: No, no, Deep Blue is the IBM computer. I think
Speaker 1: the first one that beat a chess grandmaster?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, right?
Speaker 1: Is that what it was?
Speaker 2: They were a go master or something like that.
Speaker 1: Y'all. Motherfucker's ever seen Deep Blue?
Speaker 2: See though, I like the part when ll Cooljay wins
Speaker 2: at the end.
Speaker 1: Deep Blue is a chess computer. Yeah, I know everything.
Speaker 1: Thank you. Like any kind of cultural reference, I'll probably
Speaker 1: get that. That's just me. You should Jeopardy I could
Speaker 1: never I had. Oh man, I'll tell you what. No
Speaker 1: one looks fucking smarter than when you're sitting at Jen's
Speaker 1: grandmother's house and there's just three columns that it's like,
Speaker 1: it's like something you don't know.
Speaker 2: And then it's like.
Speaker 1: Nineties movies and they're like, why the fuck is this
Speaker 1: one jeopardy and then you know world leaders of blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. I don't know that shit. And it's like,
Speaker 1: uh like porn former porn stars that have died, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, oh, goh fuck, oh Nanny. It's just like,
Speaker 1: how do you know all these names? He's so smart.
Speaker 2: I'm like Jesse, Jane, Yeah, last category two letter words,
Speaker 2: no if if uh so. So you went to your
Speaker 2: your girl's grandma's the next day?
Speaker 1: Yeah, And then the next day I went to a
Speaker 1: restaurant with my mother's family for what was supposed to
Speaker 1: be Thanksgiving, and I calamari and fucking had a burger later, like,
Speaker 1: I took it home with me.
Speaker 2: If the if the Hopee Indians could have had burgers
Speaker 2: and fucking fried squid, I'm sure they would have eaten
Speaker 2: that instead of a fucking rotten turkey.
Speaker 1: You fucking engines want some of this fucking breddit octopus tentacles?
Speaker 1: We had octopus too, it's squid an octopus.
Speaker 2: Oh that's cool, that's all right, what's better? Squiter octopus?
Speaker 1: I you know what the squeek. I don't like eating octopus.
Speaker 1: I'm a pussy because I know how smart they are. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but I know I don't like that either, And that's
Speaker 1: why it's sad. That's why I just cut the heads
Speaker 1: off of pigs for fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because they're fucking dumb. They age shit.
Speaker 1: I think they're real smart, right now? Do they live
Speaker 1: in shit? Yeah, but so do people in Florida or
Speaker 1: pigs not very smart and smart? All right, Studies have
Speaker 1: found they're smarter than dogs and even three year old children.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, both dumb things.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, all right, Well I remind you this thing
Speaker 1: rolls around in its own ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah three year olds, dude. Sometimes three year olds will
Speaker 2: paint with shit.
Speaker 1: No, not if they want to keep their fingers.
Speaker 2: They won't. Well, yeah, you're gonna raise them like a
Speaker 2: good little uh ge hoti.
Speaker 1: Oh good little muslim fucking fingers sold you ship in
Speaker 1: my house again.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna read from the Koran every day if you
Speaker 2: ever ship?
Speaker 1: What do you think of this? Lady?
Speaker 2: Are you sharing your screen?
Speaker 1: I'm about to all right, parking lot lady? Why is
Speaker 1: this here?
Speaker 2: Why is this a McDonald's.
Speaker 1: Get the fuck out of here? Oh? Hold on, okay,
Speaker 1: see how this is blocking me? Very annoying.
Speaker 2: It's McDonald's. Get away from my car.
Speaker 5: Come on, really, you boy, get out of your car.
Speaker 1: Boys son, go somewhere crazy.
Speaker 5: No, I'm not crazy. Get out of your car now. Yeah,
Speaker 5: get your McDonald's. Get out of your car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we're at McDonald's. What do you want me to beat?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Imagine if you he's eating fucking burger king in
Speaker 1: the McDonald's parking lot, he'd look even weirder. How did
Speaker 1: you get that? They make it for you in the
Speaker 1: back if you ask? Real nice, yo, I was gonna
Speaker 1: get a big mac, but y'all gotta n whoppers back there.
Speaker 2: Yo. This chick looks like if she did her makeup
Speaker 2: and put on like a red dress with a high slit, Yep,
Speaker 2: she'd clean up real nice. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah. Currently she looks like a mother who's about
Speaker 1: three messages from God away from drowning her kids in
Speaker 1: a tub.
Speaker 2: Uh, but.
Speaker 1: Solid rack decent?
Speaker 2: Oh dude. Oh yeah, she definitely goes to the gym
Speaker 2: like three times a week and takes selfies in the mirror.
Speaker 1: Stupid face. But I've seen girls on TikTok with like
Speaker 1: no nose who turned themselves into something fuckable.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude, they draw nose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they just draw a nose on their face. Fucking uh.
Speaker 1: All right, I want you to assess what you think.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna play this a little bit more. What would
Speaker 1: you what can you even do in this situation?
Speaker 2: Is she there doing that?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Like, realistically, I understand, get a car sculler to
Speaker 1: death fucker, you know, eye hole and whatever, but like
Speaker 1: you know, aside.
Speaker 2: From that, probably just sit there and record her.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what happens if she starts getting physical?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 2: What kind of physical?
Speaker 1: Punching?
Speaker 2: Punching the car? I have to get out and restrain
Speaker 2: her ass.
Speaker 1: Is that what you do? Restrainer?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, dude. I grab the tire iron restrainer down
Speaker 2: to the ground and keep her head restrained and her
Speaker 2: fucking neck and restrainer some more until the authorities could
Speaker 2: come and restrain her into the fucking cemetery.
Speaker 1: I just grab a hold of those fucking double d's
Speaker 1: and go, you're not leaving, ma'am. Then you get charged
Speaker 1: with ray pomp ah.
Speaker 2: No, dude, that's just an essay.
Speaker 1: This fucking country's broken. Everything is raped nowadays.
Speaker 2: No, dude, it's just assay, our asshole.
Speaker 1: Get.
Speaker 3: Come on, come on now.
Speaker 1: I'm oh a, nips are hard. You're looking on your phone.
Speaker 1: I'm not sure if you could see that or not.
Speaker 1: Nips are hard and see.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, I like how she's saying, come on now.
Speaker 2: It's like an open invitation, like she's got video proof. Like, look, officer,
Speaker 2: I think it's pretty clear she says, can be to fuck.
Speaker 1: Is she having a mental break?
Speaker 2: Uh, she could be a bad day and bad day,
Speaker 2: or maybe she's just got a period.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you what though, if my wife was like so,
Speaker 1: I pulled over the van today and I got out
Speaker 1: and I screamed at this black guy in the parking
Speaker 1: lot in his car, and I kept insulting him and
Speaker 1: calling him names. I called him boy A few times.
Speaker 1: I would go, are you out of your fuck mind?
Speaker 1: What are you kidding? Me? Her husband, Jamal, I mean
Speaker 1: really like that's uh, that's too much comfort. That is
Speaker 1: too much comfort. Not the fact that he's a black dude.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean, this.
Speaker 2: Could just be her normal, you know, state of mind.
Speaker 2: This could just be she always.
Speaker 1: And that's too much comfort, ma'am. You need to get
Speaker 1: your shit together because you were gonna get stabbed.
Speaker 2: I think maybe she's you know, like so it's like, uh,
Speaker 2: maybe she's pleasant, and then like you just you tick
Speaker 2: her off a little bit and she explodes. But I
Speaker 2: was watching A Ninety Day Fiance last night, Like they
Speaker 2: had this reunion, this five day reunion episode where like
Speaker 2: several of the couples lived in a house together and
Speaker 2: then every day they did like a like an eight
Speaker 2: hour shoot with like interviews and all this stuff. But
Speaker 2: it was a there's this one couple. Angela. She's a
Speaker 2: fucking lunatic. She's like probably almost seventy years old by now.
Speaker 2: She's been on the show for years. Yeah, she's really old.
Speaker 1: And she's married the American. His name, she's married Tola. No,
Speaker 1: she's married to Michael Oh okay, but he's from Nigeria
Speaker 1: and Okay, so his name is Higgbulla. Yeah that's his uh,
Speaker 1: that's his African name. But he goes by, She called Michael.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to say that, you're Michael. Well, yeah, so,
Speaker 2: like they've obviously had their ups and downs. I think
Speaker 2: it's been pretty obvious throughout the series that maybe he
Speaker 2: took advantage of her a little, but he did, like
Speaker 2: he did enter into relationship and stay with her. It's
Speaker 2: like document it for years. It's like he lived with
Speaker 2: her for years. You know. It's like I don't think
Speaker 2: he was faking actually being in a relationship with her,
Speaker 2: but yeah, Angela has convinced herself that their whole relationship
Speaker 2: is a sham. And so every single scene for this
Speaker 2: five day reunion thing, we watched every single scene, like
Speaker 2: Angela will be like laughing and joking with one of
Speaker 2: the other cast members and then Michael will say something,
Speaker 2: or she'll see him smile, or she'll see him do
Speaker 2: anything out of the corner of her eye, and she
Speaker 2: will just snap. She turns into this lady times a
Speaker 2: thousand is like screaming, like like calling him names like
Speaker 2: a pussy and a bitch. You fucking like just streaming
Speaker 2: so loud, and every all the other cast members are
Speaker 2: like just Jesus fucking Christ, you know, like what do
Speaker 2: we do, and from pretty much the whole five days,
Speaker 2: everybody is just kind of like frozen the whole time.
Speaker 2: And I feel like people who act that way, people
Speaker 2: who are just like they act cool, then they fucking
Speaker 2: go bizarre berserk, and then they act like nothing happened,
Speaker 2: and they do this all the time. Those people get
Speaker 2: through life and and like they it's not that they
Speaker 2: don't realize that that's unacceptable behavior, but it just becomes
Speaker 2: kind of normal for them, and it's just like and
Speaker 2: then they're fucking crazy, you know, like that, and that's
Speaker 2: that's how you have, like so many I think emasculated
Speaker 2: men with wives like this, I guarantee you this bitch
Speaker 2: is married.
Speaker 1: You know she is, well yeah with that min event,
Speaker 1: she's got to be o. She is recently divorced, Yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking loose recently yeah, like yesterday. Yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: I would say, you know what it is we have
Speaker 1: We lost that thing and it's a good thing, truthfully,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day. We lost that thing
Speaker 1: where if someone punches you in the mouth, your behavior changes,
Speaker 1: you know, is the way it used to be. I
Speaker 1: feel like there was a lot more of that. There
Speaker 1: was a lot more people felt there were consequences, and
Speaker 1: that's I'm not advocating for that. I'm just saying I
Speaker 1: think as we've softened as a society, especially around things
Speaker 1: like violence and this, and that people are more willing
Speaker 1: to take these chances because they think, oh my god,
Speaker 1: like you said, they've gone their life. This is how
Speaker 1: I talk to people. It's totally fine, blah blah blah
Speaker 1: blah blah. And they'll continue to go on until a
Speaker 1: video is made of them. But then the victim complex
Speaker 1: kicks in too, where I don't know what I did,
Speaker 1: I got put on the internet. Why, I was just
Speaker 1: having a bad day. Yeah, but you freak out.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's what the that's Oh, that's one of
Speaker 2: the things with Angela too on ninety Dight Fiance. She's
Speaker 2: a permanent victim right everything, everyone, anybody who disagrees with her,
Speaker 2: any yeah, anybody in that show when they stick up
Speaker 2: for Michael, she immediately just jumps down their throat and
Speaker 2: she's like, you don't know, you don't understand. He's this bad,
Speaker 2: he's that bad. He's fake, he's phony, he's lying, Like
Speaker 2: just doesn't even let him talk that Like it's always
Speaker 2: like you don't understand me. You don't know the truth.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah. That's like a constant thing for these people,
Speaker 2: where where they try and justify this terrible behavior by,
Speaker 2: like you said, being a victim.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh all right, let's.
Speaker 3: Play this, so ready to fight club this shit, let's go.
Speaker 2: No, No, she took oneself defense class at the type
Speaker 2: of Jim.
Speaker 1: Once she starts yelling pussy, adam and stuff like that,
Speaker 1: it's like, lady, you're I understand. No one should get
Speaker 1: out of the car and hit you for you calling
Speaker 1: them a pussy.
Speaker 2: Someone might Oh yeah, okay, there's plenty of fucking douchebags
Speaker 2: out there.
Speaker 1: If you get trashed at a college dorm party, you
Speaker 1: should not get raped. You might. So you know what,
Speaker 1: let's not Let's work on changing the things like this
Speaker 1: guy sitting in the car eating McDonald's, which apparently he
Speaker 1: shouldn't be doing, and she'll work on not using racial
Speaker 1: slurs and calling them a pussy.
Speaker 2: Maybe she just hates drive throughs. Maybe everybody should eat inside.
Speaker 1: You know what. I bet it was. Let me keep
Speaker 1: letting it play. But I think at one point he
Speaker 1: said like, uh, place your order and go or something
Speaker 1: like that early on before she probably was taking too
Speaker 1: long to order and he beeped at her, which is
Speaker 1: a dick move.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it is just wait, yeah.
Speaker 5: All right, pussy, you're a fucking pussy a degree, go
Speaker 5: to school to schools.
Speaker 1: By the way, this guy's an idiot too. Like, don't
Speaker 1: don't get me wrong, I'm not standing here like, well,
Speaker 1: this cause has a nice upstanding gentleman. He's a retard
Speaker 1: as well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I fucking hate Like do she ask guys like that?
Speaker 2: Who It's like, oh, check out this one, check out
Speaker 2: this line, this, this will get her. Watch this. Where
Speaker 2: do you see her face when I say I am
Speaker 2: when I said pussy pussy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: See, I hate that too, unless it's a good joke.
Speaker 2: So I sometimes they can do jokes. That's not a
Speaker 2: good joke though, that's something we said in fourth grade.
Speaker 1: I apologize. Know you're right on that one hundred percent,
Speaker 1: But also I think it's also it's almost like you
Speaker 1: can't say that was a good joke. You have to
Speaker 1: make the joke. It's almost like a nickname, you know,
Speaker 1: you can't give your you can't. Hey, I'm calling my
Speaker 1: shot here. This one's gonna be funny, because then if
Speaker 1: it flops you might as well drive that car into
Speaker 1: a fuck wall with your McDonald's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and your fucking wife and daughter in the back.
Speaker 3: You're eating McDonald's good, you see versus your car?
Speaker 2: What are you gonna have a destruction?
Speaker 5: Derby make a million dollars a.
Speaker 2: Year pissing contest for who's the biggest douchebag but Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1: So again he took it another step further. The I
Speaker 1: make more money that in less money is being discussed.
Speaker 1: The first one to bring that up is douchebag to me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I always say, like the first one to have
Speaker 1: your car, you lost. Yeah, unless we're talking like a
Speaker 1: Fast and the Furious race, then you didn't lose potentially.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, because the way they return the winner is
Speaker 2: who doesn't crash into a building or a satellite dish
Speaker 2: on the way to the end.
Speaker 1: Well, it's actually who has a contract for the next
Speaker 1: movie is normally how they determine it.
Speaker 2: I think Paul Walker had a contract for the next
Speaker 2: movie and he didn't win.
Speaker 3: McDonald's. I was getting a coffee at McDonald's.
Speaker 1: You that's bye bye.
Speaker 5: Take a million dollars a year. No, I'm not eating
Speaker 5: at McDonald's. I was getting a coffee at McDonald's.
Speaker 1: You that's.
Speaker 4: Take your eyes on, get out of your cars.
Speaker 2: Go home, Miss Washington, take your ass home. Come on, Washington.
Speaker 1: I know he stinks.
Speaker 2: Man, she looks more like missus Lincoln.
Speaker 1: Black dudes are so funny, but when they're not and
Speaker 1: it falls flat.
Speaker 2: It hurts. Yeah, black dudes are funny. Black anime guys
Speaker 2: often not funny.
Speaker 1: Yeah, was that a question? No?
Speaker 2: No, no, I'm saying like, there's two there's two kinds of
Speaker 2: black guys. There's black dudes and then there's black guys
Speaker 2: who like anime.
Speaker 1: There was this hot girl in collage, right, fucking weirdo.
Speaker 1: I didn't know her name. She was this perfectly shaped
Speaker 1: black chick, like a square, tiny waist, big ass, you know,
Speaker 1: wore gothy clothes. Why did she wear goth clothes? Which
Speaker 1: obviously I like, you know, my thing, But why did
Speaker 1: I like that? Or no, no, why why did she
Speaker 1: do that? What kind of guys was she into?
Speaker 2: Fucking guys with plaid pants and spikey mohawks.
Speaker 1: Probably, yeah, only Korean dudes.
Speaker 2: That's weird, right, that's a weird thing. But yeah, that
Speaker 2: makes sense that she was one of those black anime chicks. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's one of those, Like, if you're trying to catch
Speaker 2: Korean dudes, black anime chick is like the it's like
Speaker 2: that crab cage of the Boston Harbor.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.
Speaker 3: Get your ass out of your car.
Speaker 5: Are you gonna post this because you look like a
Speaker 5: pussy right now?
Speaker 3: Pussy with your.
Speaker 2: Kind of light against her at the beginning, and I'm
Speaker 2: kind of on her side thousand percent.
Speaker 1: I flip flopped on this. Fuck that guy. I'm sure
Speaker 1: he did something, do shee? I'm positive whatever it was
Speaker 1: laying on the horn behind her, screaming something whatever, fuck him?
Speaker 1: Good on hurt now again, going back to the other examples,
Speaker 1: she shouldn't do this, she could get shot in the head.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I thought you were gonna say she shouldn't
Speaker 2: do this and then give me some follow up because
Speaker 2: or like what she should do?
Speaker 1: Oh no, I wouldn't do this.
Speaker 2: She shouldn't do this. But what she should do is
Speaker 2: fucking pull her pants down and spray shit all in
Speaker 2: this guy's window.
Speaker 1: That would be the best Internet video ever.
Speaker 2: They could be out there and be up there with
Speaker 2: the fucking cat playing the keyboard.
Speaker 3: Degree go to school to school. Well, I'm putting it off.
Speaker 1: I like that there, I'm looking it on the internet
Speaker 1: voice she does.
Speaker 2: I like usually anytime someone mocks another person, totally.
Speaker 1: I hated this woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, my favorite mocking is Trump. I don't know
Speaker 2: what I said. I just like the way he's got
Speaker 2: his arms like a t rex, you know, like all
Speaker 2: curled up, like he's got cerebral palsy. That's a good clip.
Speaker 1: I like when he did it for Ted Cruz, the
Speaker 1: same way.
Speaker 2: He did the What did he spoke? What did he say? What?
Speaker 2: What words did he say? For Ted Cruz?
Speaker 1: My wife, the black Eye? My dad killed Kennedy? Oh okay,
Speaker 1: he really put everything on Ted Cruise.
Speaker 2: Huh yeah. What was it that his wife cheated on
Speaker 2: him too? Is that what he said? No?
Speaker 1: No, come on, don't.
Speaker 2: Be his wife.
Speaker 1: He says his wife was ugly? Is that his wife
Speaker 1: was ugly? His father killed Kennedy and potentially Ted Cruise
Speaker 1: was the Zodiac killer.
Speaker 2: Well the killing Kennedy thing could actually help Cruise.
Speaker 1: Not in his party, not in his party, it wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Oh that's weird because I thought they fucking hated Kennedy
Speaker 2: because he was a fucking lib.
Speaker 1: I don't think they really like, uh, the CIA right
Speaker 1: now either though.
Speaker 2: Oh but dude, the CIA did all those cool things
Speaker 2: like what like uh, they couldn't say save those hostages
Speaker 2: and grenada, so they had to call the Marine Corps
Speaker 2: to do it. Oh yeah, yeah, that was really cool
Speaker 2: at that time.
Speaker 1: They did that, cool stuff, cool stuff. I got a
Speaker 1: video here for you. I don't know what the fuck
Speaker 1: this is, Okay, this little girl. It happ looks like
Speaker 1: the start of a Japanese horror movie. This little girl's
Speaker 1: having a fucking spas attack. And I don't know if
Speaker 1: you're gonna be able to hear the quote from that
Speaker 1: the people are yelling. I will read it to you afterwards.
Speaker 1: If not, Okay, So it's just this this little black girl.
Speaker 1: She's got long braids and she's stomping on fucking products
Speaker 1: at Walmart. Here, maybe what are so av It's thirty
Speaker 1: six seconds. I'll let it just play through and then
Speaker 1: we'll talk. I'll explain to the audience and whatever afterwards. Hey,
Speaker 1: we got an advent calendar for the cat and the dog,
Speaker 1: just because Jen wanted to give them little treats. Every day,
Speaker 1: like we're not celebrating it religiously. It's kind of a
Speaker 1: cute idea. There's different treats inside for each one that
Speaker 1: is cute. We should get one for our cat. We
Speaker 1: missed the first two days already, so I guess I'll
Speaker 1: got to eat those ones. That's the rule you had.
Speaker 1: You know, you should make Deonta eat them.
Speaker 2: Now, I don't know. He's got his own event calendar.
Speaker 1: No, no, we can't have any much treats. They're my treats. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you buy them his own dog one and make them
Speaker 1: eat that.
Speaker 2: No, I buy him a reptile one. It's got like
Speaker 2: a meal worm and then like a cricket frog leg.
Speaker 1: All right, let's play. Oh, she's throwing produce.
Speaker 2: No one cares about. No one ever buys those breads. Gruss. Okay,
Speaker 2: I've always wanted to do this. Wice girls live in
Speaker 2: my dream.
Speaker 1: Hold on, hold on this. The lady is about to
Speaker 1: say it. Okay, see if you can hear it again,
Speaker 1: I'll read it. Okay, So don't touch her, don't yell
Speaker 1: at her, don't yell at her, don't touch her. She
Speaker 1: could be the next president. One lady shout it in
Speaker 1: the background there.
Speaker 2: Oh, that's unlikely at this point. I mean, it's already
Speaker 2: she's got a tarnished record, she's already viral for fucking destruction.
Speaker 2: What is this?
Speaker 1: Why are these people just watching it? Well?
Speaker 2: I mean it's really the next president, That's true. It's
Speaker 2: really hard to like intervene with someone else's kid. Man,
Speaker 2: It's like you really don't want to cause more problems,
Speaker 2: like if you touch somebody's kid, and then it's really
Speaker 2: like it's a worry. You know. I feel like if
Speaker 2: I was an employee, I would just walk the fuck away.
Speaker 1: Employees, I kind of get that.
Speaker 2: I do.
Speaker 1: There are a lot of there are other people around
Speaker 1: the shopper, shopper, I'm walking the fuck away or you
Speaker 1: know what the but say this, say she throws that
Speaker 1: bottle and it breaks and it cuts my leg or something?
Speaker 1: Am I allowed to curb stomp this little girl now?
Speaker 1: Or what?
Speaker 2: Oh?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Game on? I really like I understand, like, if
Speaker 1: she's thrown shit around, I totally get it. And I
Speaker 1: understand logically from your point of view, why get involved
Speaker 1: in a fucking potential lawsuit? Why do that? I get it?
Speaker 1: Walk away? Someone's got to do something at some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, her dad. Yeah, like that. The black guy who
Speaker 2: came over at the end, right.
Speaker 1: No, that was another guy because he was shouting at her.
Speaker 1: Don't tell her the woman was shouting at him. Uh,
Speaker 1: don't touch her. Blah blah blah, you don't.
Speaker 2: That's just because she's a white woman and he's a
Speaker 2: black man. Definitely, she has authority.
Speaker 1: Why boy, why is no one doing anything? Why doesn't
Speaker 1: anyone do anything anymore? It feels like I just feel
Speaker 1: like someone should step up in that case, and this
Speaker 1: guy did. You're right, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Soon, Yeah, took took twenty seconds, but yeah, someone stepped up.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I think it looks like a couple of people are
Speaker 2: actually intervening.
Speaker 1: Uh we talked did we talked about this last week? Right,
Speaker 1: about defending I know, I realized I never finished my story.
Speaker 1: But that's okay, what story? No, it was from last week? Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: yeah it was I told her years in the past,
Speaker 1: but it was.
Speaker 2: Uh.
Speaker 1: We talked about like defending your kid right and standing
Speaker 1: up for him and when they're right.
Speaker 2: And wrong, Like.
Speaker 1: How would you if your kid was getting bullied? How
Speaker 1: would you go about stopping it? Schools contacted it's still happening.
Speaker 2: Well, that's the thing, is, like, it is this this
Speaker 2: Your question assumes a lot, right. It assumes that me
Speaker 2: and my family were all the exact same people, and
Speaker 2: it assumes that everything in our lives are unchanged. Yet
Speaker 2: somehow there's this bullying problem. Right. Maybe there's like a
Speaker 2: kid from a Stephen King novel written into my son's
Speaker 2: school for for a few weeks, you know, and then
Speaker 2: all of a sudden it's it's uh, you know, it's
Speaker 2: terror in the hallways. I guess that's possible, but I
Speaker 2: feel like, really, what your parenting strategy needs to be
Speaker 2: is to be planning for this stuff all along. You
Speaker 2: can tell on your kids, like, first we of school,
Speaker 2: what kind of kid they're going to be. I mean
Speaker 2: you might you might tell yourself like, oh, well here's
Speaker 2: here's like an example of what I'd like to see
Speaker 2: more of. But it's like they fall into these roles
Speaker 2: and they rarely change. So it's like, if your kid
Speaker 2: is popular with the class in kindergarten, probably going to
Speaker 2: be that way for most of school. It's rare that
Speaker 2: a kid will just be like well liked and well
Speaker 2: regarded among their peers for a while, for a whole semester,
Speaker 2: a whole year, and then it changes out of nowhere.
Speaker 2: It's it's because it has a lot to do with
Speaker 2: the child, how they socialize, their disposition, how they handle criticism,
Speaker 2: their emotional intelligence, if they how they look, you know,
Speaker 2: if they can defend themselves. All this place into it, right.
Speaker 2: So pretty early on I kind of realized, like, oh,
Speaker 2: my kid seems to be really friendly with everybody. You know,
Speaker 2: he's got a lot of friends. He's friends with boys,
Speaker 2: he's friends with girls. And that was weird because I
Speaker 2: was not popular, especially in those younger grades I was.
Speaker 2: I was bullied in like second, third, fourth, fifth grade.
Speaker 2: You know, it wasn't n till middle school where I
Speaker 2: kind of just like faded into the background most of
Speaker 2: the time. But my kid, like it was consistent where
Speaker 2: it's like he was well liked and we never really
Speaker 2: had to deal with bullies. But when there was bullying,
Speaker 2: and when it was reported to us, like it was
Speaker 2: usually other kids, my kid would tell us like, oh,
Speaker 2: there's this one kid and a lot of people are
Speaker 2: mean to him, or there's this one kid who's always
Speaker 2: causing problems and they're always getting sent out of class
Speaker 2: and they're always saying these things. So it's like you
Speaker 2: see these patterns, right, Like there's kids with behavior problems
Speaker 2: who probably have bad home lives. Then there's kids with
Speaker 2: probably bad home lives also, or you know, maybe parents
Speaker 2: who don't care as much and those kids are socially
Speaker 2: awkward and there's not as much intervention, there's no probably
Speaker 2: less communication. So it's like we set our kid up
Speaker 2: for success from the beginning. So it's like we were
Speaker 2: on the lookout for bullies and we were we were,
Speaker 2: you know, thinking of like, oh, what do we do
Speaker 2: if things get really bad? But I think what the
Speaker 2: reality is is if you are not able to pass
Speaker 2: on certain social skills, or if you've got you know,
Speaker 2: unfortunately cursed with an ugly ass kid or something, or
Speaker 2: like you know, like that's how kids are, you know,
Speaker 2: like they're going to pick on kids with disabilities and
Speaker 2: speech and bad elements and ugly, weird you know, unique
Speaker 2: faces or whatever, and that stinks. But those are the
Speaker 2: kids who actually need the most help in that area.
Speaker 2: I would say if for some reason, like that bully
Speaker 2: just showed up at my school and he singled out
Speaker 2: my kid out of nowhere, and for some reason, my
Speaker 2: kid didn't feel like learning jiu jitsu and all his
Speaker 2: social skills and everything were enough to or talking to
Speaker 2: teachers and me like if none of that was enough
Speaker 2: to help, and like, let's say I couldn't get a
Speaker 2: hold of the parent because the school's not going to
Speaker 2: give you the parents information even if you report something,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 1: That's the question do you contact the parent first?
Speaker 2: That's so then well, that's the thing is like I
Speaker 2: would probably find that information on Google. I would probably
Speaker 2: involve my son and ask him like, Okay, well have
Speaker 2: you seen this kid's parents? What's what? What? You know?
Speaker 2: What if the consequence.
Speaker 1: ACKed does he look like he owns a gun? I'm
Speaker 1: just kidding.
Speaker 2: I'm just yeah, I mean that's that's I mean, that's
Speaker 2: that is a concern. Yeah, I mean, it's like it's
Speaker 2: more about like one time the wife had an issue
Speaker 2: with one of the parents at a field trip and
Speaker 2: one of the parents said something like under his breath,
Speaker 2: and then my wife was like, excuse me, what'd you say?
Speaker 2: And the guy was like, oh, why don't you ask
Speaker 2: your kid? And she's like, what the fuck are you
Speaker 2: talking about? You know, and then the guy just like
Speaker 2: took his son by the hand and started like power
Speaker 2: walking away, and my wife is like, hey, did you
Speaker 2: say something to my fucking kid. She's like yelling across
Speaker 2: the parking lot. You know, this is after the the
Speaker 2: field trip had ended, and so my wife went right
Speaker 2: inside and she's like, that guy over there, I think
Speaker 2: he just cursed at my kid or something. I don't
Speaker 2: know what he said. He said something to my son,
Speaker 2: and then I confronted him about it. He just walked away,
Speaker 2: ignored me. I was yelling for him. He just ignored me.
Speaker 2: I want to know what happened. You know, my wife
Speaker 2: just like took action instantly, you know, with the parent,
Speaker 2: and then the parent blew her off. So what's she
Speaker 2: going to do? Chase him down and act like that
Speaker 2: woman at McDonald's. No, she went and talked to the school.
Speaker 2: I am trying to remember what happened with that. I
Speaker 2: don't know if I think that they I think that
Speaker 2: they either said that that guy couldn't go on field
Speaker 2: trips anymore or what, because he basically he's told the
Speaker 2: administration that it didn't happen, and like it was very
Speaker 2: obvious that it did that something happened. So he like that.
Speaker 2: That was enough for them to be like, all right,
Speaker 2: well you're not going on field trips anymore. So it's
Speaker 2: like it's just like, what are you going to do
Speaker 2: past that? At a certain point you have to just
Speaker 2: move on, right, But if someone is actively bullying your kid,
Speaker 2: I would say probably going to the school first is
Speaker 2: the better option. You don't want to get involved with
Speaker 2: other parents, just because the child's behavior is more than
Speaker 2: likely a reflection of the parent, right, and so you're
Speaker 2: probably going to be talking to a brick wall. It
Speaker 2: makes more sense to speak with somebody who can actually
Speaker 2: enact some sort of discipline, you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I don't know that was more serious. I
Speaker 1: want you to just say we're going to rape the
Speaker 1: guy or something. No answer.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean, you know you'll be a parent one
Speaker 2: day and you'll understand why in depth analysis is worth
Speaker 2: a shit. Yeah, but not just chatting with on the thing.
Speaker 2: I just wanted you to tell me something funny like this.
Speaker 2: You ever see this guy now, It looks like he's
Speaker 2: just spraying water on his head.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what he's actually doing is oh good, Yeah,
Speaker 1: So what he's doing is he's picking these open wounds
Speaker 1: on his face and spraying ninety percent rubbing alcohol.
Speaker 2: Oh, to clean them.
Speaker 1: No, just because he likes it. He just thinks it's cool,
Speaker 1: like a cool thing to.
Speaker 2: Do a betting. He's on crystal mats.
Speaker 1: I'm not. I don't know, but I don't totally disagree.
Speaker 1: It is a kind of a cool thing to do.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's getting so much rubbing alcohol in
Speaker 1: his ear. Hope thankfully. I think evaporates off real quick.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, alcohol is like a quick evaporator. Dude, do
Speaker 2: you ever boil it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 1: What isn't that what they did at the Boston Marathon?
Speaker 2: Oh? No, No, they put it a pressure cooker.
Speaker 1: I got a question. How did they get those pressure cookers?
Speaker 1: How did they do it? They weren't an electric pressure
Speaker 1: cooker right one running at the time, unless they had
Speaker 1: some sort of battery source. I'm just gonna say it wasn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know for sure, but I'm guessing they don't
Speaker 1: have batteries. So then what kind of pressure cooker was it?
Speaker 2: How? Well?
Speaker 1: I mean, there's two types. There's the type I'm in
Speaker 1: so over There's just.
Speaker 2: So many ways I can think to do this. You
Speaker 2: hook it to a battery. Sure you could. You could
Speaker 2: get a hot plate, put it on a hot plate.
Speaker 1: Well, remember it's in a book bag moving around, m okay,
Speaker 1: and the hot plate also you would need the battery
Speaker 1: for so you might as well just get the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just attached to a not You probably don't even
Speaker 2: need a whole car battery. You probably just use a
Speaker 2: six vault lawnmower battery.
Speaker 1: I yeah, I was thinking the same thing, but I
Speaker 1: would I would think even a little bit. I don't
Speaker 1: know how many vaults is your.
Speaker 2: Normal lawnmower battery is six vaults? If it can turn
Speaker 2: over a three hundred cold cranking amp engine like a
Speaker 2: which is a riding lawnmower engine, it can definitely power
Speaker 2: a pressure cooker for probably hours.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't mean to sound dumb. Are lawnmower's internal combustion?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So then doesn't it just have to create a spark?
Speaker 1: It's just a spark plug. That's what the electric does.
Speaker 2: No, I mean, yeah, but it's it's got a battery
Speaker 2: and it's got an alternator, just like a car.
Speaker 1: Right to create that spark and then after that you're good.
Speaker 1: The car doesn't just do that. The car powers all
Speaker 1: the other electronic devices in it. But a lawnmower doesn't
Speaker 1: have that alone. I'm just pointing out, I don't know
Speaker 1: that you need that big of a battery to create
Speaker 1: the spark.
Speaker 2: You're, well, you do, because it's not just the spark.
Speaker 2: It's got to turn. Yeah yeah, so when yeah, like,
Speaker 2: it's not just the spark if you're sparking, but there's
Speaker 2: no compression happened or not compression. If you're not pumping
Speaker 2: gas into the cylinders, then what's there to spark?
Speaker 1: Right, So then it's so then it's not just the
Speaker 1: spark plug. It's also like a guess pump as well fuel. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it would fuel.
Speaker 2: It would be a fuel pump and the actual engine
Speaker 2: itself because the starter has to turn. It has to
Speaker 2: take the force of the engine and turn it over.
Speaker 2: It has to crank the engine. That's what starter does.
Speaker 1: And it does it does that electronically. It turns down.
Speaker 1: It's not just the gas comes in. The combustion is
Speaker 1: the initial turn the first that's how that's how a
Speaker 1: diesel engine works. Okay, yeah, then then that uses glow
Speaker 1: plugs so yeah, and then that uses compression also, So
Speaker 1: you have the diesel which is flooded the cylinders and
Speaker 1: it's under immense pressure. And then when you hit the starter, yeah,
Speaker 1: it just hits the glow plugs. The glow plugs ignite
Speaker 1: the diesel. The diesel expands, and that expansion is what
Speaker 1: gets the engine cranking. Okay, all right, that makes sense.
Speaker 1: That makes sense.
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ, he's got it.
Speaker 2: I bet you. This is his dad's car. It's not
Speaker 2: even his car that he's doing this ship in.
Speaker 1: That that guy is currently sitting in the parking lot
Speaker 1: of McDonald's as his wife is outside the car screaming
Speaker 1: at some black guy. He's the guy in the driver's seat.
Speaker 1: That's what it is.
Speaker 2: Behind every woman screaming at a McDonald's drive through, there's
Speaker 2: a man spring rubbing alcohol and his open source.
Speaker 4: Al I'm bugging.
Speaker 1: You can really see he's cranking his neck there.
Speaker 2: Hut You think that that's not a vein? That's the
Speaker 2: fucking like what is that? It's like the tendon or whatever.
Speaker 2: That's like the white car, you know, the white part
Speaker 2: of the neck. Yeah, I just don't know why lulls.
Speaker 1: Now here's the thing. Here's the assessment I'm gonna do.
Speaker 1: You're right, it definitely feels like meth.
Speaker 2: Right, Uh, it's gotta be that, or you know, like
Speaker 2: ketamine or something.
Speaker 4: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Ketamine would chill you out more.
Speaker 1: It feels like meth. Not a luxury car, but a
Speaker 1: decent looking car from the inside is my assessment of
Speaker 1: It looks like, you know, it's fine, it's not a
Speaker 1: total shithole. The back has stuff in it, but it
Speaker 1: looks like presence because I saw a kitchen aid mixer
Speaker 1: back there that's like three four bills.
Speaker 2: It's cleaner than my car.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mine do all right. He's screaming. He screamed. Decent
Speaker 1: teeth actually for a meth Yeah, if you were to
Speaker 1: say that, and I don't even see any fillings right,
Speaker 1: and haircut rush haircut. Yeah, I was gonna say. He
Speaker 1: looks kind of like a He looks like Bradley Cooper
Speaker 1: an American side a little bit. Yeah, So I'm not
Speaker 1: denying this is definitely math behavior, but the signs don't
Speaker 1: seem like math. Maybe do you think this is an
Speaker 1: early trip for him?
Speaker 2: Yeah, maybe this is just a first time.
Speaker 1: The first time Mean tried math. He ran into target,
Speaker 1: started ripping his neck open and spraying fucking alcoh on
Speaker 1: it this. I mean, there is so much mental illness
Speaker 1: in the world, and I like to watch it from afar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'd like to know what this guy's illness is.
Speaker 2: It's probably maybe it's just because the rams lost. Is
Speaker 2: it an OC is it O C D at all?
Speaker 2: I don't know. This doesn't seem like OCD is. I
Speaker 2: don't see it. I don't see him. He's clicking the
Speaker 2: lock back and forth.
Speaker 6: Craggling, craggling.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, that was good.
Speaker 2: I like the way he said that, Oh your girl
Speaker 2: was his daughter.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it really fucking bothered me. I
Speaker 1: didn't know why he was doing this. I think probably
Speaker 1: he was just like making a present for his girlfriend.
Speaker 2: What's the present? This is just a song he's working on.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, that's pretty cool. Then I'll give
Speaker 1: him that.
Speaker 2: What was that? Look? Hold on?
Speaker 1: Oh all right, check this out. I'm gonna play this
Speaker 1: for you. I don't The problem is we got a
Speaker 1: welt seven more minutes to fill and I have nothing
Speaker 1: else to talk about. Would you do anything for Black Friday?
Speaker 2: Oh? Man, I bought here. Let me show you what
Speaker 2: it was.
Speaker 1: It a good deal. I saw a Twitter thread, some
Speaker 1: girl posted fucking target Jack the price of something up
Speaker 1: literally one hundred dollars from seventy five dollars to one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars. The day before Thanksgiving it was seventy five,
Speaker 1: and then on Black Friday they were like two hundred
Speaker 1: dollars or twenty five dollars off, and it's like, what
Speaker 1: suck my balls? Right? So would you get? I bought
Speaker 1: literally nothing.
Speaker 2: I bought the director's cut of Midsummer Oh.
Speaker 1: I'm actually going to get that virgin where'd you get that?
Speaker 2: Wal Mart?
Speaker 1: I'm good. That's a nice case. I like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, check it out, dude. There's like straight up porn
Speaker 2: in the little book, like check it pussy.
Speaker 1: They got pussy in there.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, there's little drawings of these guys fucking each other.
Speaker 1: Oh the pussies and stuff too. Yeah, this pussy's okay,
Speaker 1: I said, guys fucking each other, which dudes like that.
Speaker 2: Look at all these guys fucking each other and oh.
Speaker 1: Okay those are that's but they're not fucking each other.
Speaker 2: They're just yeah, yeah, yeah, they're fucking dude, they're fucking
Speaker 2: sticking in vagina. Okay, good, Uh, you didn't get nothing
Speaker 2: for Black Friday.
Speaker 1: Dude, I got nothing. I got nothing at all. I
Speaker 1: induced shit. I looked at deals and stuff and I
Speaker 1: was like, there's nothing I really fucking uh needed.
Speaker 2: Again, that's how you know you're approaching middle age. Black
Speaker 2: Friday is for the young and the old. That's it.
Speaker 1: I am tens of thousands of dollars in credit card
Speaker 1: debt and I love spending money. And there was nothing
Speaker 1: I looked at on Black Friday where I was like,
Speaker 1: you know, I might as well get that nothing, nothing
Speaker 1: at all.
Speaker 2: Well, that just means you're becoming a man. Why, that's
Speaker 2: just because there's nothing that makes you happy anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's not wrong. I talk to my friend
Speaker 1: Megan today who works with me, and I remember that
Speaker 1: I made upset when she first started at that place.
Speaker 1: I remember she was so excite, Oh my god, this
Speaker 1: is a great job. It's so fun, she gets to
Speaker 1: travel this that Oh my god. And five years later
Speaker 1: she got put on one of my projects that I'm
Speaker 1: working on and I'm like, hey, just so you know,
Speaker 1: this project's a fucking shit show, and she goes, I
Speaker 1: don't care. I have one foot out the door anyway.
Speaker 1: This chop sucks. I was like, you know what, that's
Speaker 1: I saw the collapse of a person job wise at least.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah, it's like they they rotted her soul. They
Speaker 2: turned her into one of the Orcs. Are the Orcs
Speaker 2: born or made? I don't know how would you make them?
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you take a person you put
Speaker 2: some black paint on him?
Speaker 1: No? No, no, no no no, I don't think. I
Speaker 1: don't think that would be it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think they're probably born.
Speaker 1: It's a shame.
Speaker 2: I can't.
Speaker 1: I don't want to play this because it's visual and
Speaker 1: I don't want people to miss out on it. But
Speaker 1: this dude, okay, all right, so I'll fast forward a little.
Speaker 1: They made this costume, right.
Speaker 2: Looks like the Neperbylegon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the one, the Nepper. I just I don't
Speaker 1: want to even dance around possibly saying the wrong thing,
Speaker 1: so I'm just not gonna really.
Speaker 7: Awesome if you haven't figured it out yet, this is
Speaker 7: the DeMorgan on Stranger Things has always been a favorite.
Speaker 1: Very cool costume.
Speaker 2: You've got the head that opens up like a pussy lips.
Speaker 1: Yeah, not one I've ever seen, but that's all right.
Speaker 1: I'm hoping to see more in my lifetime.
Speaker 2: One day you'll fucking you'll be up close and personal
Speaker 2: with a what do they called a petunia?
Speaker 1: Yeah, petunia, that's it.
Speaker 2: Well, who's that bit you drew pussy's as flowers, Virginia
Speaker 2: Georgia O'Keefe, George Georgia O'Keefe. Yeah, she drew all those
Speaker 2: pussies their flowers adds flowers. Yeah, she drew the droopiest pussies. Man.
Speaker 1: We went to Salem this year and there was this
Speaker 1: exhibit it was about I only said that because we
Speaker 1: saw a Georgia O'Keeffe one there one year, but uh
Speaker 1: fucking we went to the museum and there was one.
Speaker 1: It was called like No Borders, and it was like
Speaker 1: this Syrian born refugee designed this art thing to experience
Speaker 1: what life would be like if there were no borders,
Speaker 1: if countries didn't exist, and we could all live as one.
Speaker 1: And it was a fucking tait pen. It was a
Speaker 1: playpen with fucking dodgeballs on the floor and the idea was,
Speaker 1: fuck you slowly moved the dodgeballs with your foot to
Speaker 1: replicate what it feels like to uh move slowly across
Speaker 1: the globe. It was such horseshit.
Speaker 2: Fuck you.
Speaker 1: I got another art story after this black guy finishes
Speaker 1: telling us why white people are fucking clueless.
Speaker 7: Okay, and one of our kids just happened to look
Speaker 7: exactly like one of the characters, so we could not
Speaker 7: pass up the opportunity like them we had And.
Speaker 8: This took a left turn that I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 1: So the black guy's doing the commentary on.
Speaker 2: Do you see the child in the middle, Oh, that
Speaker 2: looks like a kid in blackface.
Speaker 1: Oh that's because it is.
Speaker 2: Oh that's weird. I wonder why I would do that.
Speaker 2: He doesn't look like that one pause made him thin
Speaker 2: or whatever. The other kid wouldn't be great if.
Speaker 1: That was the one that looked like if they were
Speaker 1: convinced that was the one. And if we just throw
Speaker 1: a little hole and ash on his face, maybe some big,
Speaker 1: bright red lipstick, he'll look just like Mike from Stranger
Speaker 1: Things or whatever.
Speaker 2: Due his name is, Okay. I hate to keep on
Speaker 2: bringing up nine eighty fiance. There was this other completely
Speaker 2: crazy fucking woman on there, bat shit insane, and she
Speaker 2: went to Africa, I think also to Nigeria or some shithole.
Speaker 2: She met her man for the first time she met
Speaker 2: a blind guy, and I knew. I think she had
Speaker 2: a fetish for disabled people actually, but as a story,
Speaker 2: but she was like a real haggard looking woman. She
Speaker 2: was like a farm lady. She was like in her
Speaker 2: late late thirties, early forties. She had just had like
Speaker 2: dark circles under her eyes and wrinkles and just like
Speaker 2: a really like flat, rumpy body, no makeup. She just
Speaker 2: looks so tired, you know. And she was fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: But I remember looking at her and being like, oh
Speaker 2: my god, that's like one of the fucking worst, Like
Speaker 2: she just looks awful, you know, she just looks so bad.
Speaker 2: I can't imagine she ever looked good. And then my
Speaker 2: wife was like, you know, she kind of looks like
Speaker 2: Mike's wife. And I was like Mike's wife, the Indian woman.
Speaker 2: And she's like, yeah, yeah, let me show you a
Speaker 2: picture again, and she's like I'll jog your memory. And
Speaker 2: I was like okay, yeah, And then she showed me
Speaker 2: and instantly I knew what my wife was talking about.
Speaker 2: The eyes, the nose, the hairline, like all these things
Speaker 2: matched up. But on the Indian woman, I was like,
Speaker 2: oh shit, like she looks good, you know. I mean
Speaker 2: I realized, like that you're racist. I am the white woman.
Speaker 2: She was just born the wrong race, Like she has
Speaker 2: all the features of the one race. She had like
Speaker 2: the same everything of the one race, but then she
Speaker 2: got stuck with white skin, you know, and that's that's
Speaker 2: just it's just I just imagine, like you've seen white chicks. Imagine, yeah,
Speaker 2: you've seen albino black people before, Like.
Speaker 1: First off, I have, and it's terrifying.
Speaker 2: But it's it's just it's like it's like waking up
Speaker 2: to a mouse in your face. You know. It's just
Speaker 2: like the worst thing you can imagine. Yeah, and yeah,
Speaker 2: that that's like that's what I discovered with that woman.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh shit, you know, like so maybe
Speaker 2: the parents have a little of that. Maybe this kid
Speaker 2: actually does have all the same feetatures, nose, lips, love
Speaker 2: of kool aid. Maybe all of it matches up perfectly
Speaker 2: with the black boy from Stranger Things. And it was like,
Speaker 2: they're right, you know, who are we to judge?
Speaker 8: And this took a left turn that I wasn't expecting.
Speaker 8: I thought the costume was great. I said, why the
Speaker 8: costume is fantastic? Then I said, who is this nigga.
Speaker 8: I can't even.
Speaker 2: Blame the kids.
Speaker 8: So man, two, you gotta blame the adults because you
Speaker 8: just set up your kid for failure. And look at
Speaker 8: this guy. He knew something was up. He said, what
Speaker 8: the fuck is you doing? Anytime I see situations like this,
Speaker 8: I don't even get mad. I just chalk it up
Speaker 8: to the fact that whoever approved this as the adult
Speaker 8: is just ignorant.
Speaker 1: Boo woke boo get mad, angry black guy, that's what
Speaker 1: boo wokeness.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yeah, that's like. Did you watch the Anthony
Speaker 2: Jesselnick special.
Speaker 1: No, I saw the couple. I've seen the clips that
Speaker 1: have been going around and where he was ripping people,
Speaker 1: and I saw some of the some of the stuff
Speaker 1: about Tony Hinchcliff, who, uh the kill Tony guy, the
Speaker 1: guy that said the Puerto Rican joke at the.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know who he is. I like kill Tony.
Speaker 2: I think it's funny.
Speaker 1: I actually don't. As much as I like comedians and
Speaker 1: I like the guys on it, I just I don't
Speaker 1: love it. I should give it more of a chance.
Speaker 2: I'll say that. Yeah, I'm not a huge I think
Speaker 2: Tony Hinchcliff is actually kind of insufferable. He's kind of
Speaker 2: just like.
Speaker 1: I would agree. But I feel the same way about jessel.
Speaker 2: Nick, right, but but he's like, but Hinchcliff is super funny, right,
Speaker 2: Like that's that's the thing. It's like, I would never
Speaker 2: want to hang out with that guy. He seems like
Speaker 2: just like a total prick, but he's so fucking funny.
Speaker 2: And jessel Nick, I think if you I get the
Speaker 2: impression that he's probably a cool enough dude to hang
Speaker 2: out with, but yeah, his persona is a douchebag, then
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to hang out with that guy at all.
Speaker 1: Yes, to me, jessel Neck and Tosh are the same
Speaker 1: guy except Tosh, but Tash is the opposite to me,
Speaker 1: Like I would want to hang out with Tosh.
Speaker 2: Just like Van Wilder. Tash is like if Van Wilder
Speaker 2: was alive.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, yeah, I agree with that. So why is
Speaker 1: this is it? Oh? Here's what I will say. As
Speaker 1: much as I don't like jessel Neck, I think his
Speaker 1: ego is a little higher than it should be because
Speaker 1: it is such a good writer, like as a writer,
Speaker 1: the structure of his jokes, I just don't like his persona.
Speaker 1: He is a phenomenal writer, though I'll give him well,
Speaker 1: I kind of don't like his persona either, But that's
Speaker 1: why I like his stand up is because the same
Speaker 1: reason I like Toash, I don't really like his persona,
Speaker 1: but I like his stand up.
Speaker 2: It's like, I love that they embody a character for
Speaker 2: the whole routine. I like that they seldom break that
Speaker 2: that elusive or illusory wall, you know. I like being
Speaker 2: entertained like that. Think it's fun. Joe Para is another
Speaker 2: one who he plays like a soft spot.
Speaker 1: I love Jen and I love Joe. You've never watched
Speaker 1: his full stand up. I just like watching three four
Speaker 1: minute shorts of him doing stuff. Have you ever seen
Speaker 1: that fucking guy who cooks recipes from sixteen hundred or something?
Speaker 1: Oh yes, yeah he's and he's had on Joe Para
Speaker 1: like two or three times, and really so funny because
Speaker 1: Joe Para, who is a very funny comedian, it's just
Speaker 1: doing his dry nothing really, no no real substance to things,
Speaker 1: just kind of but he's talking about cooking a grilled
Speaker 1: cheese from sixteen oh two. It's great.
Speaker 2: I love it.
Speaker 1: I like that out he's cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah that and then that's What I like about it
Speaker 2: is too is it's a character. You get to watch
Speaker 2: the character. It's all like borat too right.
Speaker 1: Nathan Fielder, Oh dude, I fucking love Nathan Fielder. Yeah, yeah, same,
Speaker 1: you know, see, not really because they're sketches. I was
Speaker 1: gonna say Tim Robinson, and he's not. He's actually like
Speaker 1: a pretty cool guy from the interviews i've seen him,
Speaker 1: like just kind of laid back and whatever.
Speaker 2: So no, enjoy his stuff, but the rest, yes, you
Speaker 2: get the point. But anyway, the Jesselmec special, I enjoyed it.
Speaker 2: I think it was probably his best. I haven't seen
Speaker 2: I think I've only seen two and he's got four,
Speaker 2: so I haven't seen all of his shit, but I
Speaker 2: like this one better than Polligula and the other one
Speaker 2: that it was on Netflix. So he had this one
Speaker 2: great joke. It was just like you said, the structure
Speaker 2: is so great. It was what did you say, I
Speaker 2: fucking hate wokeness or something? And then he waits for
Speaker 2: the audience. That's the one going around My impression of
Speaker 2: a Joe Rogan that I was on the other side
Speaker 2: of the house when I heard that, and I fucking
Speaker 2: like guffalled out. Loud. I thought that was really funny.
Speaker 1: I also, yeah, I don't know. My big thing is
Speaker 1: in a lot of the comics, I listened to say
Speaker 1: the same thing, and I probably get the same thing.
Speaker 1: There's supposed to be somewhat this sense of like loyalty
Speaker 1: among comedians, uh, and they don't like like trashing other comedians.
Speaker 1: And he was big on like when they were calling uh,
Speaker 1: the Legion of Skanks guys Nazis, Jazzlneck was big like
Speaker 1: book those guys blah blah blah. Now the Legion of
Speaker 1: Skanks is a Puerto Rican and two Jews. I understand,
Speaker 1: you know they can be Nazis. They can, yeah, but
Speaker 1: they're not. Okay, has proved that. Uh and that other
Speaker 1: one too. Who's the that he actually got the I
Speaker 1: told you it started popping up in my timeline, which
Speaker 1: makes me rethink what I like and what I don't like.
Speaker 1: This handsome truth guy. He is a actual racist, not
Speaker 1: like a cutes like oh, I'll allude to it. No,
Speaker 1: he like you know, and were calls cops the N
Speaker 1: word stuff like that. And they finally booted him from
Speaker 1: fucking uh Instagram, Yet Zuckerberg was allowing it for a
Speaker 1: long time. They go around shouting racist stuff and whatever,
Speaker 1: but they do it like west they do it like
Speaker 1: Westborough Baptist Church. Everything's legal, their paperwork is in order,
Speaker 1: they are allowed to be here. I don't know. That
Speaker 1: is one where it's like, like racism can I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: it can be funny. That kid wearing that blackface is funny,
Speaker 1: but like when you see actual racism and the stupidity behind,
Speaker 1: like real racism, it's just embarrassing that people think that way.
Speaker 1: I'm not well, I'm sorry. Agree.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's kind of what I think happened with wokeness
Speaker 2: in general. So I think that the idea of being woke,
Speaker 2: like I heard Jessamick say this thing too on an
Speaker 2: interview where it's like the original woke and I remember
Speaker 2: it from that song by Childish Gambino Stay Woke. I
Speaker 2: think it's Redbone as the song. But yeah, the original
Speaker 2: like colloquialism meant like keep informed, like be be knowledgeable
Speaker 2: about what's going on, and then it bec came more
Speaker 2: of like a shorthand for more left leaning kind of stances, right,
Speaker 2: And that's fine, that's just kind of what happened. But
Speaker 2: like the what was I gonna say, where did I
Speaker 2: start with that? Oh, Jessla Nick had mentioned how that
Speaker 2: was the original definition. Oh and now it's like when
Speaker 2: people say woke, they they I don't think they really
Speaker 2: are meaning the same thing anymore. Right, It's like when
Speaker 2: you say, like you say, like woke this, or someone
Speaker 2: is woke, It's like it just is just such a
Speaker 2: shorthand it doesn't give you. It's just only a surd
Speaker 2: to it, right, It's just only a slur now, So
Speaker 2: it's like you can't even derive any sort of substance
Speaker 2: of it. So it's like it just like if you
Speaker 2: it's kind of like saying blm, right blm, like the
Speaker 2: or nazi or nazi.
Speaker 8: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's kind of just like one of these
Speaker 2: words that's just lost all meaning because of how it's
Speaker 2: been just so carelessly thrown around and applied to so
Speaker 2: many different things. It's just like I kind of I
Speaker 2: kind of whenever anyone says like, oh, that's just woke,
Speaker 2: it's kind of cringe now, you know. It's kind of like, dude,
Speaker 2: I feel like that's the kind of shit my fucking
Speaker 2: dad probably says. It's like, oh, it's woke. That's more
Speaker 2: woke stuff. It's I don't talk to him about this shit,
Speaker 2: but I imagine that's what he's thinking. You know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but all of that is cringe. All of it
Speaker 1: is cringe calling. You know when when conservatives used to
Speaker 1: call liberals snowflakes and now liberals have taken back snowflake
Speaker 1: and they are used it is douchey both ways, boys, Yeah,
Speaker 1: well ringe you both ways.
Speaker 2: It is. I feel like it's kind of it is,
Speaker 2: but I feel like it's kind of like how how
Speaker 2: I joke before, Like oh, if we all just say
Speaker 2: the N word and you know, nobody cares, then who cares?
Speaker 2: You know, It's just like it doesn't mean anything, you know,
Speaker 2: like we just have to agree, like all the good guys.
Speaker 2: We all have to agree, like we're all good guys.
Speaker 2: We know, like this word is valueless, and if you
Speaker 2: see anybody using that word in a derogatory way, we know,
Speaker 2: like as the good guys that they're the bad guys.
Speaker 2: But if you give into that, right, it's like I'm
Speaker 2: not a Nazi. I'm not an N word with a
Speaker 2: hard R, Like you can't call me that. Only I
Speaker 2: can call myself a Nazi with a hard eye, you know,
Speaker 2: like all that identity shit. You know, it's just like
Speaker 2: it really is just a waste of time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh it's yeah. Now, sometimes people can flate. I
Speaker 1: don't even know where I'm going with that one. I
Speaker 1: apologize hard and hard eyes. Yeah, we're gonna wrap this
Speaker 1: right now.
Speaker 2: It's soft eyes, right, it's a soft eye not see.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very rish friend.
Speaker 2: I'm Matt. I'm confounded. What what is it? Is it
Speaker 2: a soft eye or is it just like a long
Speaker 2: e sound?
Speaker 1: You know, I don't want it's all grown up it. But
Speaker 1: I'm really gonna miss you guys when the show's over.