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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associopath.

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<v Speaker 3>You are present my shit. Put any trash ship.

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<v Speaker 2>You're a worst friend, the one to know why.

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<v Speaker 4>You're all fucked up.

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<v Speaker 1>Just look at the fucking problems to hang around with.

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<v Speaker 2>Where's two four eight? It's like, sorry, you don't deserve it.

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<v Speaker 1>The silent cast, we'll call it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, well it's a moment of silence for who

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<v Speaker 2>died recently?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it just doesn't exist. Oh who did die recently?

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<v Speaker 1>Someone died, right, Richard Simmons, someone in like the oh,

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<v Speaker 1>some finance guy. Never mind. I saw them do a

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<v Speaker 1>rest and peace thing on a CNBC This Morning.

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<v Speaker 2>One more or the hint they hit Clinton hit list,

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<v Speaker 2>the hinting List, the hinting List.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, uh so we already talked about your Thanksgiving on

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<v Speaker 1>on the Patreon last week.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, Yeah, it was balls. I was yours terrible. Oh

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<v Speaker 2>that's good.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't terrible. It's just a frustrating. Man. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>do you welcome help a lot? It depends on what

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing okay. Do you welcome help on something you

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<v Speaker 1>are more versed in than the person trying to help you?

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<v Speaker 2>It just depends. So do you welcome.

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<v Speaker 1>Help when you've asked, Hey, I don't need any help,

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<v Speaker 1>please just keep your hands out.

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<v Speaker 2>I want to help. Then it means I want you

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<v Speaker 2>to go away.

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<v Speaker 1>That's weird. That's weird that it translates that way. In

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<v Speaker 1>your house. No apparently means no, and that's a weird thing.

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<v Speaker 1>What I prefer is our fine family dynamic. Where I

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<v Speaker 1>said a couple of years ago, just after my dad

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<v Speaker 1>and everything, maybe last year my mom was just kind

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<v Speaker 1>of like, not doing it anymore. There's no reason too.

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<v Speaker 1>The family doesn't get together, meaning her extended family. So

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<v Speaker 1>she's just like, I don't I don't want to cook

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<v Speaker 1>it anymore. And I was like, okay, I'll do it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll take it on. Then I won't do anything crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll do small meals, we'll do like little you know,

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<v Speaker 1>size don't want to dinner, Well, we're not going to

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<v Speaker 1>do TV dinners. I'm not fucking living on cinder blocks

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<v Speaker 1>in my mobile home.

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<v Speaker 2>Well no, it's just because it's your first time.

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<v Speaker 1>My immobile home. If it's on cinder blocks.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh it's still mobile. You can push it off the blocks.

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<v Speaker 1>Any home is technically mobile.

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<v Speaker 2>Then, yeah, hurricane around move homes all the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I heard a joke about that, but it was some girl.

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<v Speaker 2>Man.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what. My my comedy stuff is getting

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<v Speaker 1>jaded to chick shit because all I see funny. I

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<v Speaker 1>only see political shit anymore. And then the funny stuff

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<v Speaker 1>I see is stuff like Jen shows me on TikTok

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, like cats.

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<v Speaker 1>No cats are okay. But also I don't need you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I need. I need a nice twelve second

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<v Speaker 1>cat video, not one of those TikTok compilations where it's

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<v Speaker 1>like three minutes long and it's a whole bunch of

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<v Speaker 1>cat videos. Just give me little doses, small doses of them,

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<v Speaker 1>because some of those cat videos fucking stink in the middle.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, dude, Like sometimes it's just a mew and

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<v Speaker 1>it's like, did you hear him? He said, uh, he said, pigmy,

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<v Speaker 1>It's like now, it just sounded like meal. Yeah, it

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<v Speaker 1>just sounded like mew. I like when they say like

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<v Speaker 1>curse words and stuff and you're like, oh, that cat

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<v Speaker 1>just used a hard r.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I love. That's like, there's a lot of cats

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<v Speaker 2>who say the N word. It's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh yeah there are, but yeah, that's all I see

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<v Speaker 1>is like, dad, joke, shit it and there was a

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<v Speaker 1>decent one. Let me play it for you if I

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<v Speaker 1>can real quick. I think I have it here.

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<v Speaker 2>I was about to be a car crash.

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<v Speaker 1>That's another video. I don't know what it was, only

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<v Speaker 1>because you said hurricane. Uh yeah, all right, here we

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<v Speaker 1>go fucking again dad, humor. I'm not sitting here going

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<v Speaker 1>like you a free one. Check this out?

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, Why are hurricanes normally named after women? Because where

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<v Speaker 3>the strong ones were? Women in power?

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<v Speaker 5>No, because when they come, they're wet and wild, and

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<v Speaker 5>when they go, they take your house in.

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<v Speaker 3>Car just.

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<v Speaker 2>Embankment.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucking bitch. Wife. She just filed for divorce yesterday, right,

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Connie smash. She filed for divorce. But they had

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<v Speaker 1>already committed to Thanksgiving and they haven't. They decided not

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<v Speaker 1>to tell the family yet, so they're like, let's just

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<v Speaker 1>let's just keep calling, let's just shrive. And then the

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<v Speaker 1>wife gets her fucking because women are strong, and he's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you cunt, and he just runs that thing into an

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<v Speaker 1>oak along the side of two ninety five.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's see how strong your skull is against the fucking

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<v Speaker 2>dashboard at ninety five miles an hour.

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<v Speaker 1>To my Thanksgiving. It was a lot of It was

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of I'm working on this, so don't do

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<v Speaker 1>any don't touch my stuff, don't do There's a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of Oh, i'll help, I'll help with this, I'll move

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<v Speaker 1>with this, I'll do this. Oh no, i'll do this.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey hey, hey, hey, chill, step back, go ahead.

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<v Speaker 2>How long did it take for you to yell and

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<v Speaker 2>just be like, got the fuck out?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh? An hour? So not that long on the grand

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<v Speaker 1>scheme of it, But that was a lot longer than

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<v Speaker 1>I think I could hold I thought I could hold

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<v Speaker 1>out for. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>How long does did the whole ordeal take from cook

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<v Speaker 2>to to serving?

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<v Speaker 1>Too long? Too long? Seven hours?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's not bad. Uh yeah, thanksgivings an all day thing?

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<v Speaker 1>Well no, because well yeah, but it started at like

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<v Speaker 1>noon is when I started doing this shit. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I had started earlier, and I did technically, I guess

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<v Speaker 1>I pre chopped stuff the day before and all that shit.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, Oh, it took like thirty six hours.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't fucking enjoy it. Yes, it did take thirty

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<v Speaker 1>six hours. It was it good at least hours? Uh? Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I brined the turkey like you did. I cooked it properly,

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<v Speaker 1>but it was so moist inside that it felt like

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<v Speaker 1>you fucking said your mother in law or aunt in

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<v Speaker 1>law or whatever it was said. I was like, is

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<v Speaker 1>this fucking raw?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you let it rest?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, as long as you let her rest for twenty

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<v Speaker 2>minutes or so, you're good. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>But but there were different things. When I would cut in,

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<v Speaker 1>there would be a lot of real, not pink, almost

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<v Speaker 1>red looking meat like yeah, real bunch of red stuff too.

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<v Speaker 1>I use that for the stew all right, but what's

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<v Speaker 1>it called?

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<v Speaker 2>Did you do? You have one of those thermometers that

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<v Speaker 2>you shove in the breast.

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<v Speaker 1>Not only that, I have the bluetooth one where you

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<v Speaker 1>monitor it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh so very well.

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<v Speaker 1>But here's the thing. I got it to one sixty, right,

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<v Speaker 1>and you want it to get it to one sixty five.

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<v Speaker 1>So I get it to one sixty, I take it

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<v Speaker 1>out of the oven. I leave it on the oven

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<v Speaker 1>for fucking half an hour. Let it rest.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's great.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, it never went past one sixty five.

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<v Speaker 2>Still one sixty five is the temperature where all that

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<v Speaker 2>was a criteria gets killed. Yeah, okay, so yeah, so

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<v Speaker 2>if you're so, the way cooking is explained, it's like

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<v Speaker 2>it's the amount of time versus temperature, right, So if

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<v Speaker 2>you cook something at five hundred degrees for a minute,

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<v Speaker 2>you can probably guarantee, you know, based on the size

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<v Speaker 2>or whatever, you're going to kill all the bacteria. You're

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<v Speaker 2>going to ruin the meat. It's going to destroy the

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<v Speaker 2>proteins and whatever. It's going to make it not enjoyable

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<v Speaker 2>to eat. So you can cook something at a much

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<v Speaker 2>lower temperature like one fifty five one sixty one sixty

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<v Speaker 2>five and just do it for longer, and that will

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<v Speaker 2>have the same effect as killing the of killing all

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<v Speaker 2>the bacteria and stuff. So that's why letting your meat

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<v Speaker 2>rest is so crucial, especially for poultry, because the bird

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<v Speaker 2>really is cooking. So even though it didn't go above

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<v Speaker 2>that one sixty five, the fact that it sat there

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<v Speaker 2>at one sixty five for an extended period of time

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<v Speaker 2>meant that your bacteria got killed.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, good, I was just concerned about my bacteria

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<v Speaker 1>getting killed, but I was still grossed out about it

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<v Speaker 1>in the moment so I didn't eat much. I had

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<v Speaker 1>one plate of things. I was also my stomach was

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<v Speaker 1>turned because I was just so angry, just the same repeat, hey, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>hey stop, just stop, just.

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<v Speaker 2>Be maybe, Uh, it's not going to work telling your

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<v Speaker 2>mom to stop.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, no, I've learned that over the last since Pat died. Honestly,

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<v Speaker 1>is what it was. It's it's she's what is it? Codependent?

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<v Speaker 1>But also whatever you would call someone who's like an

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<v Speaker 1>extreme caregiver, you know that kind of like oh I

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<v Speaker 1>need to do that, even if it's breaking your fucking

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<v Speaker 1>back to do it, and you know you're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to get satisfaction out of it. I guess you get

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<v Speaker 1>internal satisfaction, like you're not going to get the big

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, thank you so much for interrupting all

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<v Speaker 1>of my cooking. Oh I love it. Thank you for

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<v Speaker 1>ruining my stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, a lot of people, I think just don't know

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<v Speaker 2>any other way to be. It's just like you're so

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<v Speaker 2>stuck in your patterns, your behavior. There's like there's no escape.

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<v Speaker 2>You know. It's like my grandmother every year she would

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<v Speaker 2>say like, oh I'm not going to cook again. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not going to do this again. You know this was

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<v Speaker 2>just this was too much for me for Thanksgiving, and

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<v Speaker 2>then at Christmas she'd be making a ham, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>and it would just always it would always be that like, oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I just don't have it in me anymore. But she

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<v Speaker 2>just couldn't not do it. It was just built in,

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<v Speaker 2>not even from birth. It's just like that, doing it

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<v Speaker 2>over and over that same pattern for years. It's really

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<v Speaker 2>hard to break yourself of it, even if you want to.

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<v Speaker 2>Did you hassle your grandma about the sides at least?

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<v Speaker 1>Though?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, I was always like, motherfucker, don't even joke

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<v Speaker 2>about not making dinner next year.

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<v Speaker 1>I like, when you I'm picturing you go, you go.

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<v Speaker 1>She said she wasn't gonna make it anymore. And she

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<v Speaker 1>says it to you to night before and then she decided.

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<v Speaker 1>You go into a room at five in the morning,

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<v Speaker 1>sort of banging pots and pants. Gab, damn dime, she

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<v Speaker 1>made a ham? You said for Christmas she would make

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<v Speaker 1>a ham. Yeah, ham is the I think I'm done

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<v Speaker 1>with turkey. I have to be honest with you, Okay, Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I think, damn, I think I'm gonna I think next

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<v Speaker 1>year I'm gonna do a chicken.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe like a chicken is good, chicken's easier.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, ducks sucks, does it all? Right?

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<v Speaker 2>I've had it a few times, but I've only had it. No,

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<v Speaker 2>that's correction. I've had it at Asian places. So it's

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<v Speaker 2>like it's not gonna be good. Oh wouldn't it be

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<v Speaker 2>really good?

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<v Speaker 1>But like you couldn't really tell because it's like fried

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<v Speaker 1>or whatever and delicious sauces and shit like.

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<v Speaker 2>That on it. Well yeah, but it's like it's always

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<v Speaker 2>really chewy. It's like a gamey meat. And the one

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<v Speaker 2>time I ordered it at a nice restaurant, I was thinking, like, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>how to cook it. It still sucks, you know, It's

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<v Speaker 2>still like it just tastes like duck tastes like the

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<v Speaker 2>darkest part of a chicken thigh with next to no flavor.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like a really like even the flame, like

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<v Speaker 2>the flavor on the outside didn't make its way to

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<v Speaker 2>very like gray taste.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's gross. I don't want that. It's too Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>it's too earthy. Yeah, yeah, no, I don't want that.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, you could make you can make a peacock that

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<v Speaker 2>might be a fun bird to We have random peacocks

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<v Speaker 2>that walk around here, really, because the grounds for sculpture

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<v Speaker 2>not so close over there.

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<v Speaker 1>Jen used to work there and it was all about

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<v Speaker 1>like one of her jobs was rounding up the peacocks

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<v Speaker 1>when they get out.

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<v Speaker 2>That's weird.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, don't have fucking peacocks. You're gonna have some Haitian

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<v Speaker 1>immigrant living in a Venezuelan stolen apartment complex eating the birds. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>It feel just throwing everything like aliens.

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<v Speaker 2>Also, the prettier the animal, the more shitty the native

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<v Speaker 2>country usually, Like I don't know where a Tucan comes from,

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<v Speaker 2>but I assume it's a dump.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I would picture Costa Rica dump. Ye, well, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>you're right. Let's yeah, let's talk about it this way.

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<v Speaker 1>New York looks beautiful when you look at a skyline,

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<v Speaker 1>total dunk.

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<v Speaker 2>I oh, you mean like New York State, not the

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<v Speaker 2>goddamn city.

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<v Speaker 1>No, New York City. The skyline is very beautiful, especially

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<v Speaker 1>when it's lit them at night.

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<v Speaker 2>It's beautiful. Okay, I'm saying so animals that are native

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<v Speaker 2>to beautiful places, those places are shitholes. I wouldn't say,

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<v Speaker 2>a big concrete jungle shit onto the harbor or the

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<v Speaker 2>bay or whatever is a is a beautiful thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, mom, before you cut me off, let me finish

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<v Speaker 1>my analogy. That's what she does too. I'll walk in

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<v Speaker 1>and be like, ah, you know I cause you need

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<v Speaker 1>to go to an emergency room.

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<v Speaker 2>I go.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't say anything about anything New York. The skyline

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<v Speaker 1>is very beautiful, like I picture Costa Rican beaches to be,

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<v Speaker 1>and yet the depths of New York City are a

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a shithole. And I assume Costa Rica the

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<v Speaker 1>depths of Coasta Rica kind of a shithole. That's what

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<v Speaker 1>I meant. I just meant like that. I wasn't comparing

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<v Speaker 1>like pigeons are really ugly because they live in a

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, I was. I was just saying that

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<v Speaker 2>you're robot for thinking that buildings are pretty.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no one's ever enjoyed architecture before.

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<v Speaker 2>Nope. Yeah, not even the Romans or the Egyptians.

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<v Speaker 1>They should replace Notre Dame with a mobile home.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, they should replace Notre Dame with an actual

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<v Speaker 2>midget and a green uh get up outfit. Yeah, fucking

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<v Speaker 2>watch him beat the shit out of Jake Paul. Uh uh.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So I had that, and then the next day

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<v Speaker 1>we went to a grandmother's house and we had a

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<v Speaker 1>bunch of other shit to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Did anyone come to your house for Thanksgiving? Or was

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<v Speaker 2>just you your mom and your girl?

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<v Speaker 1>Just me and my mom and jeny.

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<v Speaker 2>That's how a lot of pornos start.

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<v Speaker 1>That's good. That was good. Thank you for that, because

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't understand what you meant by the robot thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just kidding.

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<v Speaker 1>I did. I computed it.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh you did and calculated.

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<v Speaker 1>I calculated and computed it in my brain.

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<v Speaker 2>That's gay.

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<v Speaker 1>I have an IBM. What was the fucking one deep Blue?

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<v Speaker 2>Deep Blue? That's Jeff Bezos.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, Deep Blue is the IBM computer. I think

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<v Speaker 1>the first one that beat a chess grandmaster?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, right?

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what it was?

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<v Speaker 2>They were a go master or something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Y'all. Motherfucker's ever seen Deep Blue?

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<v Speaker 2>See though, I like the part when ll Cooljay wins

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<v Speaker 2>at the end.

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<v Speaker 1>Deep Blue is a chess computer. Yeah, I know everything.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank you. Like any kind of cultural reference, I'll probably

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<v Speaker 1>get that. That's just me. You should Jeopardy I could

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<v Speaker 1>never I had. Oh man, I'll tell you what. No

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<v Speaker 1>one looks fucking smarter than when you're sitting at Jen's

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<v Speaker 1>grandmother's house and there's just three columns that it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>it's like something you don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>And then it's like.

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<v Speaker 1>Nineties movies and they're like, why the fuck is this

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<v Speaker 1>one jeopardy and then you know world leaders of blah

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<v Speaker 1>blah blah. I don't know that shit. And it's like,

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<v Speaker 1>uh like porn former porn stars that have died, and

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, oh, goh fuck, oh Nanny. It's just like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you know all these names? He's so smart.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like Jesse, Jane, Yeah, last category two letter words,

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<v Speaker 2>no if if uh so. So you went to your

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<v Speaker 2>your girl's grandma's the next day?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And then the next day I went to a

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<v Speaker 1>restaurant with my mother's family for what was supposed to

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<v Speaker 1>be Thanksgiving, and I calamari and fucking had a burger later, like,

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<v Speaker 1>I took it home with me.

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<v Speaker 2>If the if the Hopee Indians could have had burgers

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<v Speaker 2>and fucking fried squid, I'm sure they would have eaten

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<v Speaker 2>that instead of a fucking rotten turkey.

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<v Speaker 1>You fucking engines want some of this fucking breddit octopus tentacles?

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<v Speaker 1>We had octopus too, it's squid an octopus.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh that's cool, that's all right, what's better? Squiter octopus?

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<v Speaker 1>I you know what the squeek. I don't like eating octopus.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a pussy because I know how smart they are. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but I know I don't like that either, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>why it's sad. That's why I just cut the heads

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<v Speaker 1>off of pigs for fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because they're fucking dumb. They age shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I think they're real smart, right now? Do they live

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<v Speaker 1>in shit? Yeah, but so do people in Florida or

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<v Speaker 1>pigs not very smart and smart? All right, Studies have

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<v Speaker 1>found they're smarter than dogs and even three year old children.

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<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, both dumb things.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, Well I remind you this thing

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<v Speaker 1>rolls around in its own ship.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah three year olds, dude. Sometimes three year olds will

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<v Speaker 2>paint with shit.

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<v Speaker 1>No, not if they want to keep their fingers.

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<v Speaker 2>They won't. Well, yeah, you're gonna raise them like a

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<v Speaker 2>good little uh ge hoti.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh good little muslim fucking fingers sold you ship in

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<v Speaker 1>my house again.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna read from the Koran every day if you

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<v Speaker 2>ever ship?

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<v Speaker 1>What do you think of this? Lady?

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<v Speaker 2>Are you sharing your screen?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm about to all right, parking lot lady? Why is

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<v Speaker 1>this here?

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<v Speaker 2>Why is this a McDonald's.

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<v Speaker 1>Get the fuck out of here? Oh? Hold on, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>see how this is blocking me? Very annoying.

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<v Speaker 2>It's McDonald's. Get away from my car.

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<v Speaker 5>Come on, really, you boy, get out of your car.

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<v Speaker 1>Boys son, go somewhere crazy.

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<v Speaker 5>No, I'm not crazy. Get out of your car now. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>get your McDonald's. Get out of your car.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, we're at McDonald's. What do you want me to beat?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Imagine if you he's eating fucking burger king in

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<v Speaker 1>the McDonald's parking lot, he'd look even weirder. How did

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<v Speaker 1>you get that? They make it for you in the

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<v Speaker 1>back if you ask? Real nice, yo, I was gonna

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<v Speaker 1>get a big mac, but y'all gotta n whoppers back there.

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<v Speaker 2>Yo. This chick looks like if she did her makeup

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<v Speaker 2>and put on like a red dress with a high slit, Yep,

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<v Speaker 2>she'd clean up real nice. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah. Currently she looks like a mother who's about

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<v Speaker 1>three messages from God away from drowning her kids in

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<v Speaker 1>a tub.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, but.

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<v Speaker 1>Solid rack decent?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dude. Oh yeah, she definitely goes to the gym

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<v Speaker 2>like three times a week and takes selfies in the mirror.

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<v Speaker 1>Stupid face. But I've seen girls on TikTok with like

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<v Speaker 1>no nose who turned themselves into something fuckable.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude, they draw nose.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they just draw a nose on their face. Fucking uh.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, I want you to assess what you think.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna play this a little bit more. What would

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<v Speaker 1>you what can you even do in this situation?

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<v Speaker 2>Is she there doing that?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Like, realistically, I understand, get a car sculler to

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<v Speaker 1>death fucker, you know, eye hole and whatever, but like

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<v Speaker 1>you know, aside.

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<v Speaker 2>From that, probably just sit there and record her.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, what happens if she starts getting physical?

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<v Speaker 6>Uh?

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<v Speaker 2>What kind of physical?

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<v Speaker 1>Punching?

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<v Speaker 2>Punching the car? I have to get out and restrain

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<v Speaker 2>her ass.

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<v Speaker 1>Is that what you do? Restrainer?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude. I grab the tire iron restrainer down

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<v Speaker 2>to the ground and keep her head restrained and her

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<v Speaker 2>fucking neck and restrainer some more until the authorities could

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<v Speaker 2>come and restrain her into the fucking cemetery.

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<v Speaker 1>I just grab a hold of those fucking double d's

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<v Speaker 1>and go, you're not leaving, ma'am. Then you get charged

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<v Speaker 1>with ray pomp ah.

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<v Speaker 2>No, dude, that's just an essay.

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<v Speaker 1>This fucking country's broken. Everything is raped nowadays.

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<v Speaker 2>No, dude, it's just assay, our asshole.

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<v Speaker 1>Get.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, come on now.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm oh a, nips are hard. You're looking on your phone.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not sure if you could see that or not.

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<v Speaker 1>Nips are hard and see.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean yeah, I like how she's saying, come on now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like an open invitation, like she's got video proof. Like, look, officer,

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's pretty clear she says, can be to fuck.

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<v Speaker 1>Is she having a mental break?

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<v Speaker 2>Uh, she could be a bad day and bad day,

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<v Speaker 2>or maybe she's just got a period.

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<v Speaker 1>I'll tell you what though, if my wife was like so,

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<v Speaker 1>I pulled over the van today and I got out

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<v Speaker 1>and I screamed at this black guy in the parking

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<v Speaker 1>lot in his car, and I kept insulting him and

428
00:21:37.119 --> 00:21:39.240
<v Speaker 1>calling him names. I called him boy A few times.

429
00:21:39.400 --> 00:21:42.000
<v Speaker 1>I would go, are you out of your fuck mind?

430
00:21:42.279 --> 00:21:46.359
<v Speaker 1>What are you kidding? Me? Her husband, Jamal, I mean

431
00:21:46.519 --> 00:21:51.240
<v Speaker 1>really like that's uh, that's too much comfort. That is

432
00:21:51.480 --> 00:21:53.920
<v Speaker 1>too much comfort. Not the fact that he's a black dude.

433
00:21:53.920 --> 00:21:55.240
<v Speaker 1>But you know what I mean, this.

434
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<v Speaker 2>Could just be her normal, you know, state of mind.

435
00:21:58.640 --> 00:22:00.279
<v Speaker 2>This could just be she always.

436
00:22:00.599 --> 00:22:03.680
<v Speaker 1>And that's too much comfort, ma'am. You need to get

437
00:22:03.720 --> 00:22:06.400
<v Speaker 1>your shit together because you were gonna get stabbed.

438
00:22:06.839 --> 00:22:10.519
<v Speaker 2>I think maybe she's you know, like so it's like, uh,

439
00:22:10.880 --> 00:22:13.279
<v Speaker 2>maybe she's pleasant, and then like you just you tick

440
00:22:13.279 --> 00:22:16.920
<v Speaker 2>her off a little bit and she explodes. But I

441
00:22:17.160 --> 00:22:19.759
<v Speaker 2>was watching A Ninety Day Fiance last night, Like they

442
00:22:19.799 --> 00:22:23.119
<v Speaker 2>had this reunion, this five day reunion episode where like

443
00:22:23.839 --> 00:22:26.160
<v Speaker 2>several of the couples lived in a house together and

444
00:22:26.200 --> 00:22:28.839
<v Speaker 2>then every day they did like a like an eight

445
00:22:28.880 --> 00:22:32.680
<v Speaker 2>hour shoot with like interviews and all this stuff. But

446
00:22:32.839 --> 00:22:36.880
<v Speaker 2>it was a there's this one couple. Angela. She's a

447
00:22:36.920 --> 00:22:40.000
<v Speaker 2>fucking lunatic. She's like probably almost seventy years old by now.

448
00:22:40.000 --> 00:22:44.079
<v Speaker 2>She's been on the show for years. Yeah, she's really old.

449
00:22:44.160 --> 00:22:49.960
<v Speaker 1>And she's married the American. His name, she's married Tola. No,

450
00:22:50.079 --> 00:22:53.680
<v Speaker 1>she's married to Michael Oh okay, but he's from Nigeria

451
00:22:53.960 --> 00:22:57.960
<v Speaker 1>and Okay, so his name is Higgbulla. Yeah that's his uh,

452
00:22:57.960 --> 00:23:00.960
<v Speaker 1>that's his African name. But he goes by, She called Michael.

453
00:23:01.759 --> 00:23:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how to say that, you're Michael. Well, yeah, so,

454
00:23:05.079 --> 00:23:07.559
<v Speaker 2>like they've obviously had their ups and downs. I think

455
00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:13.440
<v Speaker 2>it's been pretty obvious throughout the series that maybe he

456
00:23:13.519 --> 00:23:16.480
<v Speaker 2>took advantage of her a little, but he did, like

457
00:23:17.200 --> 00:23:20.240
<v Speaker 2>he did enter into relationship and stay with her. It's

458
00:23:20.279 --> 00:23:23.000
<v Speaker 2>like document it for years. It's like he lived with

459
00:23:23.039 --> 00:23:25.119
<v Speaker 2>her for years. You know. It's like I don't think

460
00:23:25.160 --> 00:23:28.759
<v Speaker 2>he was faking actually being in a relationship with her,

461
00:23:28.799 --> 00:23:33.000
<v Speaker 2>but yeah, Angela has convinced herself that their whole relationship

462
00:23:33.079 --> 00:23:37.880
<v Speaker 2>is a sham. And so every single scene for this

463
00:23:37.960 --> 00:23:42.519
<v Speaker 2>five day reunion thing, we watched every single scene, like

464
00:23:42.680 --> 00:23:45.839
<v Speaker 2>Angela will be like laughing and joking with one of

465
00:23:45.839 --> 00:23:49.440
<v Speaker 2>the other cast members and then Michael will say something,

466
00:23:49.559 --> 00:23:51.920
<v Speaker 2>or she'll see him smile, or she'll see him do

467
00:23:52.279 --> 00:23:55.079
<v Speaker 2>anything out of the corner of her eye, and she

468
00:23:55.200 --> 00:23:59.039
<v Speaker 2>will just snap. She turns into this lady times a

469
00:23:59.200 --> 00:24:03.599
<v Speaker 2>thousand is like screaming, like like calling him names like

470
00:24:03.640 --> 00:24:06.920
<v Speaker 2>a pussy and a bitch. You fucking like just streaming

471
00:24:07.200 --> 00:24:09.839
<v Speaker 2>so loud, and every all the other cast members are

472
00:24:09.839 --> 00:24:13.559
<v Speaker 2>like just Jesus fucking Christ, you know, like what do

473
00:24:13.640 --> 00:24:16.319
<v Speaker 2>we do, and from pretty much the whole five days,

474
00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:19.039
<v Speaker 2>everybody is just kind of like frozen the whole time.

475
00:24:19.599 --> 00:24:23.000
<v Speaker 2>And I feel like people who act that way, people

476
00:24:23.079 --> 00:24:27.000
<v Speaker 2>who are just like they act cool, then they fucking

477
00:24:27.039 --> 00:24:30.319
<v Speaker 2>go bizarre berserk, and then they act like nothing happened,

478
00:24:31.119 --> 00:24:34.880
<v Speaker 2>and they do this all the time. Those people get

479
00:24:34.920 --> 00:24:39.200
<v Speaker 2>through life and and like they it's not that they

480
00:24:39.200 --> 00:24:43.480
<v Speaker 2>don't realize that that's unacceptable behavior, but it just becomes

481
00:24:43.599 --> 00:24:46.799
<v Speaker 2>kind of normal for them, and it's just like and

482
00:24:46.839 --> 00:24:49.160
<v Speaker 2>then they're fucking crazy, you know, like that, and that's

483
00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:52.119
<v Speaker 2>that's how you have, like so many I think emasculated

484
00:24:52.200 --> 00:24:56.400
<v Speaker 2>men with wives like this, I guarantee you this bitch

485
00:24:56.440 --> 00:24:56.839
<v Speaker 2>is married.

486
00:24:57.000 --> 00:24:59.160
<v Speaker 1>You know she is, well yeah with that min event,

487
00:24:59.240 --> 00:25:02.240
<v Speaker 1>she's got to be o. She is recently divorced, Yeah,

488
00:25:02.279 --> 00:25:08.519
<v Speaker 1>fucking loose recently yeah, like yesterday. Yeah yeah.

489
00:25:08.640 --> 00:25:09.279
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

490
00:25:09.759 --> 00:25:13.759
<v Speaker 1>I would say, you know what it is we have

491
00:25:14.960 --> 00:25:17.839
<v Speaker 1>We lost that thing and it's a good thing, truthfully,

492
00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:19.440
<v Speaker 1>at the end of the day. We lost that thing

493
00:25:19.480 --> 00:25:22.920
<v Speaker 1>where if someone punches you in the mouth, your behavior changes,

494
00:25:23.559 --> 00:25:25.720
<v Speaker 1>you know, is the way it used to be. I

495
00:25:25.720 --> 00:25:27.200
<v Speaker 1>feel like there was a lot more of that. There

496
00:25:27.240 --> 00:25:30.559
<v Speaker 1>was a lot more people felt there were consequences, and

497
00:25:30.559 --> 00:25:33.039
<v Speaker 1>that's I'm not advocating for that. I'm just saying I

498
00:25:33.119 --> 00:25:37.400
<v Speaker 1>think as we've softened as a society, especially around things

499
00:25:37.400 --> 00:25:39.440
<v Speaker 1>like violence and this, and that people are more willing

500
00:25:39.480 --> 00:25:43.440
<v Speaker 1>to take these chances because they think, oh my god,

501
00:25:44.039 --> 00:25:46.079
<v Speaker 1>like you said, they've gone their life. This is how

502
00:25:46.119 --> 00:25:48.240
<v Speaker 1>I talk to people. It's totally fine, blah blah blah

503
00:25:48.240 --> 00:25:50.839
<v Speaker 1>blah blah. And they'll continue to go on until a

504
00:25:50.920 --> 00:25:53.559
<v Speaker 1>video is made of them. But then the victim complex

505
00:25:53.640 --> 00:25:56.000
<v Speaker 1>kicks in too, where I don't know what I did,

506
00:25:56.279 --> 00:25:58.400
<v Speaker 1>I got put on the internet. Why, I was just

507
00:25:58.440 --> 00:26:01.240
<v Speaker 1>having a bad day. Yeah, but you freak out.

508
00:26:01.839 --> 00:26:04.119
<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's what the that's Oh, that's one of

509
00:26:04.119 --> 00:26:06.759
<v Speaker 2>the things with Angela too on ninety Dight Fiance. She's

510
00:26:06.799 --> 00:26:12.960
<v Speaker 2>a permanent victim right everything, everyone, anybody who disagrees with her,

511
00:26:13.559 --> 00:26:15.519
<v Speaker 2>any yeah, anybody in that show when they stick up

512
00:26:15.519 --> 00:26:19.440
<v Speaker 2>for Michael, she immediately just jumps down their throat and

513
00:26:19.440 --> 00:26:22.200
<v Speaker 2>she's like, you don't know, you don't understand. He's this bad,

514
00:26:22.240 --> 00:26:25.880
<v Speaker 2>he's that bad. He's fake, he's phony, he's lying, Like

515
00:26:26.359 --> 00:26:30.960
<v Speaker 2>just doesn't even let him talk that Like it's always

516
00:26:32.359 --> 00:26:35.400
<v Speaker 2>like you don't understand me. You don't know the truth.

517
00:26:36.039 --> 00:26:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Uh yeah. That's like a constant thing for these people,

518
00:26:38.960 --> 00:26:43.640
<v Speaker 2>where where they try and justify this terrible behavior by,

519
00:26:43.720 --> 00:26:44.960
<v Speaker 2>like you said, being a victim.

520
00:26:45.279 --> 00:26:47.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh all right, let's.

521
00:26:46.799 --> 00:26:50.440
<v Speaker 3>Play this, so ready to fight club this shit, let's go.

522
00:26:51.799 --> 00:26:56.039
<v Speaker 2>No, No, she took oneself defense class at the type

523
00:26:56.079 --> 00:26:56.519
<v Speaker 2>of Jim.

524
00:26:57.200 --> 00:26:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Once she starts yelling pussy, adam and stuff like that,

525
00:27:01.160 --> 00:27:05.079
<v Speaker 1>it's like, lady, you're I understand. No one should get

526
00:27:05.119 --> 00:27:07.160
<v Speaker 1>out of the car and hit you for you calling

527
00:27:07.200 --> 00:27:07.839
<v Speaker 1>them a pussy.

528
00:27:08.359 --> 00:27:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Someone might Oh yeah, okay, there's plenty of fucking douchebags

529
00:27:11.920 --> 00:27:12.319
<v Speaker 2>out there.

530
00:27:12.640 --> 00:27:16.799
<v Speaker 1>If you get trashed at a college dorm party, you

531
00:27:16.920 --> 00:27:20.880
<v Speaker 1>should not get raped. You might. So you know what,

532
00:27:21.839 --> 00:27:25.599
<v Speaker 1>let's not Let's work on changing the things like this

533
00:27:25.640 --> 00:27:28.960
<v Speaker 1>guy sitting in the car eating McDonald's, which apparently he

534
00:27:28.960 --> 00:27:32.480
<v Speaker 1>shouldn't be doing, and she'll work on not using racial

535
00:27:32.559 --> 00:27:34.359
<v Speaker 1>slurs and calling them a pussy.

536
00:27:34.640 --> 00:27:38.880
<v Speaker 2>Maybe she just hates drive throughs. Maybe everybody should eat inside.

537
00:27:38.960 --> 00:27:41.319
<v Speaker 1>You know what. I bet it was. Let me keep

538
00:27:41.400 --> 00:27:43.440
<v Speaker 1>letting it play. But I think at one point he

539
00:27:43.519 --> 00:27:47.079
<v Speaker 1>said like, uh, place your order and go or something

540
00:27:47.119 --> 00:27:49.799
<v Speaker 1>like that early on before she probably was taking too

541
00:27:49.839 --> 00:27:51.880
<v Speaker 1>long to order and he beeped at her, which is

542
00:27:51.920 --> 00:27:52.680
<v Speaker 1>a dick move.

543
00:27:53.400 --> 00:27:56.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it is just wait, yeah.

544
00:27:55.880 --> 00:28:00.920
<v Speaker 5>All right, pussy, you're a fucking pussy a degree, go

545
00:28:01.000 --> 00:28:05.119
<v Speaker 5>to school to schools.

546
00:28:05.799 --> 00:28:07.799
<v Speaker 1>By the way, this guy's an idiot too. Like, don't

547
00:28:07.799 --> 00:28:09.640
<v Speaker 1>don't get me wrong, I'm not standing here like, well,

548
00:28:09.680 --> 00:28:12.000
<v Speaker 1>this cause has a nice upstanding gentleman. He's a retard

549
00:28:12.039 --> 00:28:12.480
<v Speaker 1>as well.

550
00:28:13.000 --> 00:28:15.680
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I fucking hate Like do she ask guys like that?

551
00:28:15.880 --> 00:28:19.880
<v Speaker 2>Who It's like, oh, check out this one, check out

552
00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:23.640
<v Speaker 2>this line, this, this will get her. Watch this. Where

553
00:28:23.680 --> 00:28:26.279
<v Speaker 2>do you see her face when I say I am

554
00:28:26.400 --> 00:28:32.480
<v Speaker 2>when I said pussy pussy? Yeah?

555
00:28:32.519 --> 00:28:34.400
<v Speaker 1>See, I hate that too, unless it's a good joke.

556
00:28:35.240 --> 00:28:37.480
<v Speaker 2>So I sometimes they can do jokes. That's not a

557
00:28:37.480 --> 00:28:39.880
<v Speaker 2>good joke though, that's something we said in fourth grade.

558
00:28:40.039 --> 00:28:42.160
<v Speaker 1>I apologize. Know you're right on that one hundred percent,

559
00:28:42.240 --> 00:28:46.319
<v Speaker 1>But also I think it's also it's almost like you

560
00:28:46.359 --> 00:28:49.200
<v Speaker 1>can't say that was a good joke. You have to

561
00:28:49.279 --> 00:28:52.000
<v Speaker 1>make the joke. It's almost like a nickname, you know,

562
00:28:52.160 --> 00:28:54.319
<v Speaker 1>you can't give your you can't. Hey, I'm calling my

563
00:28:54.359 --> 00:28:56.839
<v Speaker 1>shot here. This one's gonna be funny, because then if

564
00:28:56.839 --> 00:28:59.519
<v Speaker 1>it flops you might as well drive that car into

565
00:28:59.559 --> 00:29:02.559
<v Speaker 1>a fuck wall with your McDonald's.

566
00:29:02.880 --> 00:29:05.200
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, and your fucking wife and daughter in the back.

567
00:29:06.720 --> 00:29:10.039
<v Speaker 3>You're eating McDonald's good, you see versus your car?

568
00:29:11.839 --> 00:29:13.279
<v Speaker 2>What are you gonna have a destruction?

569
00:29:13.400 --> 00:29:17.200
<v Speaker 5>Derby make a million dollars a.

570
00:29:17.160 --> 00:29:24.079
<v Speaker 2>Year pissing contest for who's the biggest douchebag but Jesus Christ.

571
00:29:24.559 --> 00:29:28.880
<v Speaker 1>So again he took it another step further. The I

572
00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:32.680
<v Speaker 1>make more money that in less money is being discussed.

573
00:29:33.839 --> 00:29:37.279
<v Speaker 1>The first one to bring that up is douchebag to me. Yeah,

574
00:29:37.279 --> 00:29:39.240
<v Speaker 1>And I always say, like the first one to have

575
00:29:39.279 --> 00:29:43.000
<v Speaker 1>your car, you lost. Yeah, unless we're talking like a

576
00:29:43.000 --> 00:29:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Fast and the Furious race, then you didn't lose potentially.

577
00:29:46.720 --> 00:29:49.480
<v Speaker 2>Well yeah, because the way they return the winner is

578
00:29:49.599 --> 00:29:53.319
<v Speaker 2>who doesn't crash into a building or a satellite dish

579
00:29:53.359 --> 00:29:54.599
<v Speaker 2>on the way to the end.

580
00:29:54.839 --> 00:29:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Well, it's actually who has a contract for the next

581
00:29:57.240 --> 00:29:59.640
<v Speaker 1>movie is normally how they determine it.

582
00:30:00.000 --> 00:30:01.920
<v Speaker 2>I think Paul Walker had a contract for the next

583
00:30:01.920 --> 00:30:03.200
<v Speaker 2>movie and he didn't win.

584
00:30:04.640 --> 00:30:07.119
<v Speaker 3>McDonald's. I was getting a coffee at McDonald's.

585
00:30:07.119 --> 00:30:12.400
<v Speaker 1>You that's bye bye.

586
00:30:12.559 --> 00:30:17.079
<v Speaker 5>Take a million dollars a year. No, I'm not eating

587
00:30:17.119 --> 00:30:19.720
<v Speaker 5>at McDonald's. I was getting a coffee at McDonald's.

588
00:30:19.759 --> 00:30:20.519
<v Speaker 1>You that's.

589
00:30:23.000 --> 00:30:27.279
<v Speaker 4>Take your eyes on, get out of your cars.

590
00:30:30.440 --> 00:30:34.400
<v Speaker 2>Go home, Miss Washington, take your ass home. Come on, Washington.

591
00:30:34.599 --> 00:30:35.720
<v Speaker 1>I know he stinks.

592
00:30:35.759 --> 00:30:38.319
<v Speaker 2>Man, she looks more like missus Lincoln.

593
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.000
<v Speaker 1>Black dudes are so funny, but when they're not and

594
00:30:42.039 --> 00:30:43.319
<v Speaker 1>it falls flat.

595
00:30:43.200 --> 00:30:49.119
<v Speaker 2>It hurts. Yeah, black dudes are funny. Black anime guys

596
00:30:49.119 --> 00:30:50.079
<v Speaker 2>often not funny.

597
00:30:50.880 --> 00:30:53.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, was that a question? No?

598
00:30:53.599 --> 00:30:56.359
<v Speaker 2>No, no, I'm saying like, there's two there's two kinds of

599
00:30:56.359 --> 00:30:58.680
<v Speaker 2>black guys. There's black dudes and then there's black guys

600
00:30:58.680 --> 00:30:59.400
<v Speaker 2>who like anime.

601
00:30:59.759 --> 00:31:03.839
<v Speaker 1>There was this hot girl in collage, right, fucking weirdo.

602
00:31:04.160 --> 00:31:08.400
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know her name. She was this perfectly shaped

603
00:31:08.440 --> 00:31:14.400
<v Speaker 1>black chick, like a square, tiny waist, big ass, you know,

604
00:31:15.160 --> 00:31:18.839
<v Speaker 1>wore gothy clothes. Why did she wear goth clothes? Which

605
00:31:18.880 --> 00:31:21.759
<v Speaker 1>obviously I like, you know, my thing, But why did

606
00:31:21.839 --> 00:31:23.960
<v Speaker 1>I like that? Or no, no, why why did she

607
00:31:24.160 --> 00:31:26.160
<v Speaker 1>do that? What kind of guys was she into?

608
00:31:27.680 --> 00:31:31.599
<v Speaker 2>Fucking guys with plaid pants and spikey mohawks.

609
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:34.599
<v Speaker 1>Probably, yeah, only Korean dudes.

610
00:31:35.440 --> 00:31:38.799
<v Speaker 2>That's weird, right, that's a weird thing. But yeah, that

611
00:31:38.839 --> 00:31:42.039
<v Speaker 2>makes sense that she was one of those black anime chicks. Yeah,

612
00:31:42.039 --> 00:31:44.920
<v Speaker 2>that's one of those, Like, if you're trying to catch

613
00:31:45.000 --> 00:31:49.200
<v Speaker 2>Korean dudes, black anime chick is like the it's like

614
00:31:49.279 --> 00:31:52.359
<v Speaker 2>that crab cage of the Boston Harbor.

615
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:56.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's what I was thinking too.

616
00:31:56.920 --> 00:31:58.319
<v Speaker 3>Get your ass out of your car.

617
00:31:58.880 --> 00:32:00.880
<v Speaker 5>Are you gonna post this because you look like a

618
00:32:00.880 --> 00:32:01.880
<v Speaker 5>pussy right now?

619
00:32:02.519 --> 00:32:03.960
<v Speaker 3>Pussy with your.

620
00:32:03.960 --> 00:32:09.480
<v Speaker 2>Kind of light against her at the beginning, and I'm

621
00:32:09.519 --> 00:32:11.359
<v Speaker 2>kind of on her side thousand percent.

622
00:32:11.400 --> 00:32:14.519
<v Speaker 1>I flip flopped on this. Fuck that guy. I'm sure

623
00:32:14.559 --> 00:32:17.599
<v Speaker 1>he did something, do shee? I'm positive whatever it was

624
00:32:17.680 --> 00:32:21.240
<v Speaker 1>laying on the horn behind her, screaming something whatever, fuck him?

625
00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:24.720
<v Speaker 1>Good on hurt now again, going back to the other examples,

626
00:32:24.960 --> 00:32:28.000
<v Speaker 1>she shouldn't do this, she could get shot in the head.

627
00:32:29.880 --> 00:32:32.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, I thought you were gonna say she shouldn't

628
00:32:32.160 --> 00:32:34.039
<v Speaker 2>do this and then give me some follow up because

629
00:32:34.279 --> 00:32:35.440
<v Speaker 2>or like what she should do?

630
00:32:36.480 --> 00:32:38.440
<v Speaker 1>Oh no, I wouldn't do this.

631
00:32:38.839 --> 00:32:41.200
<v Speaker 2>She shouldn't do this. But what she should do is

632
00:32:41.279 --> 00:32:44.359
<v Speaker 2>fucking pull her pants down and spray shit all in

633
00:32:44.400 --> 00:32:45.279
<v Speaker 2>this guy's window.

634
00:32:47.519 --> 00:32:49.680
<v Speaker 1>That would be the best Internet video ever.

635
00:32:50.960 --> 00:32:52.839
<v Speaker 2>They could be out there and be up there with

636
00:32:52.880 --> 00:32:55.000
<v Speaker 2>the fucking cat playing the keyboard.

637
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<v Speaker 3>Degree go to school to school. Well, I'm putting it off.

638
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<v Speaker 1>I like that there, I'm looking it on the internet

639
00:33:09.000 --> 00:33:09.799
<v Speaker 1>voice she does.

640
00:33:10.079 --> 00:33:15.319
<v Speaker 2>I like usually anytime someone mocks another person, totally.

641
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:16.839
<v Speaker 1>I hated this woman.

642
00:33:17.480 --> 00:33:20.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, my favorite mocking is Trump. I don't know

643
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<v Speaker 2>what I said. I just like the way he's got

644
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<v Speaker 2>his arms like a t rex, you know, like all

645
00:33:26.200 --> 00:33:29.480
<v Speaker 2>curled up, like he's got cerebral palsy. That's a good clip.

646
00:33:30.440 --> 00:33:32.359
<v Speaker 1>I like when he did it for Ted Cruz, the

647
00:33:32.400 --> 00:33:33.160
<v Speaker 1>same way.

648
00:33:33.720 --> 00:33:36.160
<v Speaker 2>He did the What did he spoke? What did he say? What?

649
00:33:36.160 --> 00:33:37.720
<v Speaker 2>What words did he say? For Ted Cruz?

650
00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:43.480
<v Speaker 1>My wife, the black Eye? My dad killed Kennedy? Oh okay,

651
00:33:43.559 --> 00:33:45.559
<v Speaker 1>he really put everything on Ted Cruise.

652
00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:49.039
<v Speaker 2>Huh yeah. What was it that his wife cheated on

653
00:33:49.119 --> 00:33:50.279
<v Speaker 2>him too? Is that what he said? No?

654
00:33:50.519 --> 00:33:51.599
<v Speaker 1>No, come on, don't.

655
00:33:51.400 --> 00:33:52.359
<v Speaker 2>Be his wife.

656
00:33:52.400 --> 00:33:55.680
<v Speaker 1>He says his wife was ugly? Is that his wife

657
00:33:55.720 --> 00:34:00.440
<v Speaker 1>was ugly? His father killed Kennedy and potentially Ted Cruise

658
00:34:00.559 --> 00:34:02.079
<v Speaker 1>was the Zodiac killer.

659
00:34:02.359 --> 00:34:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Well the killing Kennedy thing could actually help Cruise.

660
00:34:07.079 --> 00:34:10.280
<v Speaker 1>Not in his party, not in his party, it wouldn't.

661
00:34:10.880 --> 00:34:13.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's weird because I thought they fucking hated Kennedy

662
00:34:13.679 --> 00:34:15.440
<v Speaker 2>because he was a fucking lib.

663
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<v Speaker 1>I don't think they really like, uh, the CIA right

664
00:34:18.599 --> 00:34:19.400
<v Speaker 1>now either though.

665
00:34:19.960 --> 00:34:23.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh but dude, the CIA did all those cool things

666
00:34:23.920 --> 00:34:29.559
<v Speaker 2>like what like uh, they couldn't say save those hostages

667
00:34:29.599 --> 00:34:32.000
<v Speaker 2>and grenada, so they had to call the Marine Corps

668
00:34:32.039 --> 00:34:35.320
<v Speaker 2>to do it. Oh yeah, yeah, that was really cool

669
00:34:35.360 --> 00:34:35.719
<v Speaker 2>at that time.

670
00:34:35.760 --> 00:34:38.800
<v Speaker 1>They did that, cool stuff, cool stuff. I got a

671
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<v Speaker 1>video here for you. I don't know what the fuck

672
00:34:40.719 --> 00:34:44.400
<v Speaker 1>this is, Okay, this little girl. It happ looks like

673
00:34:44.440 --> 00:34:47.599
<v Speaker 1>the start of a Japanese horror movie. This little girl's

674
00:34:47.599 --> 00:34:49.800
<v Speaker 1>having a fucking spas attack. And I don't know if

675
00:34:49.800 --> 00:34:51.960
<v Speaker 1>you're gonna be able to hear the quote from that

676
00:34:52.000 --> 00:34:54.760
<v Speaker 1>the people are yelling. I will read it to you afterwards.

677
00:34:54.760 --> 00:35:00.760
<v Speaker 1>If not, Okay, So it's just this this little black girl.

678
00:35:00.840 --> 00:35:05.159
<v Speaker 1>She's got long braids and she's stomping on fucking products

679
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:09.800
<v Speaker 1>at Walmart. Here, maybe what are so av It's thirty

680
00:35:09.840 --> 00:35:12.039
<v Speaker 1>six seconds. I'll let it just play through and then

681
00:35:12.480 --> 00:35:16.000
<v Speaker 1>we'll talk. I'll explain to the audience and whatever afterwards. Hey,

682
00:35:16.039 --> 00:35:18.679
<v Speaker 1>we got an advent calendar for the cat and the dog,

683
00:35:18.920 --> 00:35:21.199
<v Speaker 1>just because Jen wanted to give them little treats. Every day,

684
00:35:21.239 --> 00:35:23.719
<v Speaker 1>like we're not celebrating it religiously. It's kind of a

685
00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:27.559
<v Speaker 1>cute idea. There's different treats inside for each one that

686
00:35:27.679 --> 00:35:30.239
<v Speaker 1>is cute. We should get one for our cat. We

687
00:35:30.280 --> 00:35:32.079
<v Speaker 1>missed the first two days already, so I guess I'll

688
00:35:32.079 --> 00:35:35.639
<v Speaker 1>got to eat those ones. That's the rule you had.

689
00:35:35.760 --> 00:35:37.760
<v Speaker 1>You know, you should make Deonta eat them.

690
00:35:38.159 --> 00:35:40.039
<v Speaker 2>Now, I don't know. He's got his own event calendar.

691
00:35:40.159 --> 00:35:43.599
<v Speaker 1>No, no, we can't have any much treats. They're my treats. Yeah,

692
00:35:43.639 --> 00:35:45.360
<v Speaker 1>you buy them his own dog one and make them

693
00:35:45.400 --> 00:35:45.719
<v Speaker 1>eat that.

694
00:35:46.280 --> 00:35:48.599
<v Speaker 2>No, I buy him a reptile one. It's got like

695
00:35:48.679 --> 00:35:53.119
<v Speaker 2>a meal worm and then like a cricket frog leg.

696
00:35:54.239 --> 00:36:02.480
<v Speaker 1>All right, let's play. Oh, she's throwing produce.

697
00:36:06.719 --> 00:36:17.679
<v Speaker 2>No one cares about. No one ever buys those breads. Gruss. Okay,

698
00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:20.119
<v Speaker 2>I've always wanted to do this. Wice girls live in

699
00:36:20.119 --> 00:36:20.480
<v Speaker 2>my dream.

700
00:36:21.440 --> 00:36:23.400
<v Speaker 1>Hold on, hold on this. The lady is about to

701
00:36:23.440 --> 00:36:25.880
<v Speaker 1>say it. Okay, see if you can hear it again,

702
00:36:25.920 --> 00:36:42.320
<v Speaker 1>I'll read it. Okay, So don't touch her, don't yell

703
00:36:42.360 --> 00:36:44.679
<v Speaker 1>at her, don't yell at her, don't touch her. She

704
00:36:44.800 --> 00:36:47.440
<v Speaker 1>could be the next president. One lady shout it in

705
00:36:47.480 --> 00:36:48.320
<v Speaker 1>the background there.

706
00:36:48.480 --> 00:36:51.320
<v Speaker 2>Oh, that's unlikely at this point. I mean, it's already

707
00:36:51.360 --> 00:36:56.360
<v Speaker 2>she's got a tarnished record, she's already viral for fucking destruction.

708
00:36:56.519 --> 00:36:57.079
<v Speaker 2>What is this?

709
00:36:57.159 --> 00:37:00.519
<v Speaker 1>Why are these people just watching it? Well?

710
00:37:00.559 --> 00:37:04.320
<v Speaker 2>I mean it's really the next president, That's true. It's

711
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:07.559
<v Speaker 2>really hard to like intervene with someone else's kid. Man,

712
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:11.440
<v Speaker 2>It's like you really don't want to cause more problems,

713
00:37:11.480 --> 00:37:15.599
<v Speaker 2>like if you touch somebody's kid, and then it's really

714
00:37:15.800 --> 00:37:19.960
<v Speaker 2>like it's a worry. You know. I feel like if

715
00:37:19.960 --> 00:37:22.599
<v Speaker 2>I was an employee, I would just walk the fuck away.

716
00:37:22.840 --> 00:37:24.519
<v Speaker 1>Employees, I kind of get that.

717
00:37:24.599 --> 00:37:24.800
<v Speaker 2>I do.

718
00:37:25.119 --> 00:37:27.000
<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of there are other people around

719
00:37:27.000 --> 00:37:29.920
<v Speaker 1>the shopper, shopper, I'm walking the fuck away or you

720
00:37:29.920 --> 00:37:32.320
<v Speaker 1>know what the but say this, say she throws that

721
00:37:32.360 --> 00:37:34.679
<v Speaker 1>bottle and it breaks and it cuts my leg or something?

722
00:37:34.719 --> 00:37:37.159
<v Speaker 1>Am I allowed to curb stomp this little girl now?

723
00:37:37.320 --> 00:37:37.679
<v Speaker 1>Or what?

724
00:37:38.039 --> 00:37:38.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh?

725
00:37:38.239 --> 00:37:41.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Game on? I really like I understand, like, if

726
00:37:41.599 --> 00:37:43.719
<v Speaker 1>she's thrown shit around, I totally get it. And I

727
00:37:43.800 --> 00:37:46.599
<v Speaker 1>understand logically from your point of view, why get involved

728
00:37:46.599 --> 00:37:50.039
<v Speaker 1>in a fucking potential lawsuit? Why do that? I get it?

729
00:37:50.280 --> 00:37:54.119
<v Speaker 1>Walk away? Someone's got to do something at some point.

730
00:37:53.920 --> 00:37:56.760
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, her dad. Yeah, like that. The black guy who

731
00:37:56.800 --> 00:37:58.000
<v Speaker 2>came over at the end, right.

732
00:37:58.039 --> 00:38:00.360
<v Speaker 1>No, that was another guy because he was shouting at her.

733
00:38:00.440 --> 00:38:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Don't tell her the woman was shouting at him. Uh,

734
00:38:03.000 --> 00:38:04.639
<v Speaker 1>don't touch her. Blah blah blah, you don't.

735
00:38:04.760 --> 00:38:06.599
<v Speaker 2>That's just because she's a white woman and he's a

736
00:38:06.679 --> 00:38:11.239
<v Speaker 2>black man. Definitely, she has authority.

737
00:38:11.719 --> 00:38:17.559
<v Speaker 1>Why boy, why is no one doing anything? Why doesn't

738
00:38:17.559 --> 00:38:21.079
<v Speaker 1>anyone do anything anymore? It feels like I just feel

739
00:38:21.079 --> 00:38:22.800
<v Speaker 1>like someone should step up in that case, and this

740
00:38:22.880 --> 00:38:24.519
<v Speaker 1>guy did. You're right, yeah, but.

741
00:38:24.519 --> 00:38:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Soon, Yeah, took took twenty seconds, but yeah, someone stepped up.

742
00:38:29.719 --> 00:38:30.199
<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

743
00:38:30.480 --> 00:38:31.960
<v Speaker 2>I think it looks like a couple of people are

744
00:38:31.960 --> 00:38:32.920
<v Speaker 2>actually intervening.

745
00:38:33.760 --> 00:38:36.920
<v Speaker 1>Uh we talked did we talked about this last week? Right,

746
00:38:36.960 --> 00:38:40.880
<v Speaker 1>about defending I know, I realized I never finished my story.

747
00:38:40.960 --> 00:38:44.199
<v Speaker 1>But that's okay, what story? No, it was from last week? Yeah, yeah,

748
00:38:44.239 --> 00:38:46.639
<v Speaker 1>yeah it was I told her years in the past,

749
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:48.280
<v Speaker 1>but it was.

750
00:38:48.480 --> 00:38:49.360
<v Speaker 2>Uh.

751
00:38:49.440 --> 00:38:52.119
<v Speaker 1>We talked about like defending your kid right and standing

752
00:38:52.199 --> 00:38:53.360
<v Speaker 1>up for him and when they're right.

753
00:38:53.280 --> 00:38:54.559
<v Speaker 2>And wrong, Like.

754
00:38:56.480 --> 00:39:00.159
<v Speaker 1>How would you if your kid was getting bullied? How

755
00:39:00.159 --> 00:39:06.800
<v Speaker 1>would you go about stopping it? Schools contacted it's still happening.

756
00:39:08.519 --> 00:39:13.400
<v Speaker 2>Well, that's the thing, is, like, it is this this

757
00:39:14.320 --> 00:39:18.599
<v Speaker 2>Your question assumes a lot, right. It assumes that me

758
00:39:19.559 --> 00:39:23.159
<v Speaker 2>and my family were all the exact same people, and

759
00:39:23.199 --> 00:39:26.400
<v Speaker 2>it assumes that everything in our lives are unchanged. Yet

760
00:39:26.760 --> 00:39:31.239
<v Speaker 2>somehow there's this bullying problem. Right. Maybe there's like a

761
00:39:31.639 --> 00:39:35.400
<v Speaker 2>kid from a Stephen King novel written into my son's

762
00:39:35.400 --> 00:39:38.039
<v Speaker 2>school for for a few weeks, you know, and then

763
00:39:38.280 --> 00:39:43.039
<v Speaker 2>all of a sudden it's it's uh, you know, it's

764
00:39:43.480 --> 00:39:47.840
<v Speaker 2>terror in the hallways. I guess that's possible, but I

765
00:39:47.880 --> 00:39:52.400
<v Speaker 2>feel like, really, what your parenting strategy needs to be

766
00:39:52.599 --> 00:39:56.519
<v Speaker 2>is to be planning for this stuff all along. You

767
00:39:56.639 --> 00:40:00.639
<v Speaker 2>can tell on your kids, like, first we of school,

768
00:40:01.599 --> 00:40:04.320
<v Speaker 2>what kind of kid they're going to be. I mean

769
00:40:04.719 --> 00:40:10.360
<v Speaker 2>you might you might tell yourself like, oh, well here's

770
00:40:11.880 --> 00:40:15.519
<v Speaker 2>here's like an example of what I'd like to see

771
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<v Speaker 2>more of. But it's like they fall into these roles

772
00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:21.360
<v Speaker 2>and they rarely change. So it's like, if your kid

773
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<v Speaker 2>is popular with the class in kindergarten, probably going to

774
00:40:26.039 --> 00:40:29.719
<v Speaker 2>be that way for most of school. It's rare that

775
00:40:29.760 --> 00:40:33.239
<v Speaker 2>a kid will just be like well liked and well

776
00:40:33.320 --> 00:40:38.880
<v Speaker 2>regarded among their peers for a while, for a whole semester,

777
00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:41.800
<v Speaker 2>a whole year, and then it changes out of nowhere.

778
00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:45.960
<v Speaker 2>It's it's because it has a lot to do with

779
00:40:46.360 --> 00:40:51.719
<v Speaker 2>the child, how they socialize, their disposition, how they handle criticism,

780
00:40:52.320 --> 00:40:57.440
<v Speaker 2>their emotional intelligence, if they how they look, you know,

781
00:40:57.880 --> 00:41:00.639
<v Speaker 2>if they can defend themselves. All this place into it, right.

782
00:41:01.239 --> 00:41:04.760
<v Speaker 2>So pretty early on I kind of realized, like, oh,

783
00:41:05.519 --> 00:41:11.000
<v Speaker 2>my kid seems to be really friendly with everybody. You know,

784
00:41:11.079 --> 00:41:13.400
<v Speaker 2>he's got a lot of friends. He's friends with boys,

785
00:41:13.440 --> 00:41:17.360
<v Speaker 2>he's friends with girls. And that was weird because I

786
00:41:17.639 --> 00:41:21.159
<v Speaker 2>was not popular, especially in those younger grades I was.

787
00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:26.199
<v Speaker 2>I was bullied in like second, third, fourth, fifth grade.

788
00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:28.320
<v Speaker 2>You know, it wasn't n till middle school where I

789
00:41:28.400 --> 00:41:31.920
<v Speaker 2>kind of just like faded into the background most of

790
00:41:31.960 --> 00:41:37.159
<v Speaker 2>the time. But my kid, like it was consistent where

791
00:41:37.159 --> 00:41:40.199
<v Speaker 2>it's like he was well liked and we never really

792
00:41:40.239 --> 00:41:44.000
<v Speaker 2>had to deal with bullies. But when there was bullying,

793
00:41:44.400 --> 00:41:47.719
<v Speaker 2>and when it was reported to us, like it was

794
00:41:47.840 --> 00:41:50.679
<v Speaker 2>usually other kids, my kid would tell us like, oh,

795
00:41:50.719 --> 00:41:53.119
<v Speaker 2>there's this one kid and a lot of people are

796
00:41:53.119 --> 00:41:55.519
<v Speaker 2>mean to him, or there's this one kid who's always

797
00:41:55.559 --> 00:41:59.519
<v Speaker 2>causing problems and they're always getting sent out of class

798
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:02.559
<v Speaker 2>and they're always saying these things. So it's like you

799
00:42:02.599 --> 00:42:05.960
<v Speaker 2>see these patterns, right, Like there's kids with behavior problems

800
00:42:05.960 --> 00:42:08.880
<v Speaker 2>who probably have bad home lives. Then there's kids with

801
00:42:09.719 --> 00:42:13.079
<v Speaker 2>probably bad home lives also, or you know, maybe parents

802
00:42:13.079 --> 00:42:16.079
<v Speaker 2>who don't care as much and those kids are socially

803
00:42:16.159 --> 00:42:22.280
<v Speaker 2>awkward and there's not as much intervention, there's no probably

804
00:42:22.320 --> 00:42:26.800
<v Speaker 2>less communication. So it's like we set our kid up

805
00:42:26.840 --> 00:42:29.000
<v Speaker 2>for success from the beginning. So it's like we were

806
00:42:29.000 --> 00:42:31.960
<v Speaker 2>on the lookout for bullies and we were we were,

807
00:42:32.440 --> 00:42:35.440
<v Speaker 2>you know, thinking of like, oh, what do we do

808
00:42:35.480 --> 00:42:38.239
<v Speaker 2>if things get really bad? But I think what the

809
00:42:38.280 --> 00:42:43.320
<v Speaker 2>reality is is if you are not able to pass

810
00:42:43.360 --> 00:42:46.639
<v Speaker 2>on certain social skills, or if you've got you know,

811
00:42:46.920 --> 00:42:51.599
<v Speaker 2>unfortunately cursed with an ugly ass kid or something, or

812
00:42:51.639 --> 00:42:54.920
<v Speaker 2>like you know, like that's how kids are, you know,

813
00:42:55.039 --> 00:42:59.320
<v Speaker 2>like they're going to pick on kids with disabilities and

814
00:42:59.400 --> 00:43:04.320
<v Speaker 2>speech and bad elements and ugly, weird you know, unique

815
00:43:04.320 --> 00:43:07.679
<v Speaker 2>faces or whatever, and that stinks. But those are the

816
00:43:07.800 --> 00:43:11.639
<v Speaker 2>kids who actually need the most help in that area.

817
00:43:12.079 --> 00:43:14.480
<v Speaker 2>I would say if for some reason, like that bully

818
00:43:14.559 --> 00:43:17.079
<v Speaker 2>just showed up at my school and he singled out

819
00:43:17.159 --> 00:43:20.000
<v Speaker 2>my kid out of nowhere, and for some reason, my

820
00:43:20.119 --> 00:43:24.599
<v Speaker 2>kid didn't feel like learning jiu jitsu and all his

821
00:43:24.719 --> 00:43:27.840
<v Speaker 2>social skills and everything were enough to or talking to

822
00:43:27.960 --> 00:43:30.360
<v Speaker 2>teachers and me like if none of that was enough

823
00:43:30.400 --> 00:43:34.320
<v Speaker 2>to help, and like, let's say I couldn't get a

824
00:43:34.360 --> 00:43:36.960
<v Speaker 2>hold of the parent because the school's not going to

825
00:43:37.440 --> 00:43:40.199
<v Speaker 2>give you the parents information even if you report something,

826
00:43:40.239 --> 00:43:40.519
<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>That's the question do you contact the parent first?

828
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<v Speaker 2>That's so then well, that's the thing is like I

829
00:43:46.000 --> 00:43:49.800
<v Speaker 2>would probably find that information on Google. I would probably

830
00:43:49.840 --> 00:43:55.239
<v Speaker 2>involve my son and ask him like, Okay, well have

831
00:43:55.320 --> 00:43:58.119
<v Speaker 2>you seen this kid's parents? What's what? What? You know?

832
00:43:58.320 --> 00:44:00.000
<v Speaker 2>What if the consequence.

833
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<v Speaker 1>ACKed does he look like he owns a gun? I'm

834
00:44:01.639 --> 00:44:02.119
<v Speaker 1>just kidding.

835
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<v Speaker 2>I'm just yeah, I mean that's that's I mean, that's

836
00:44:04.320 --> 00:44:07.320
<v Speaker 2>that is a concern. Yeah, I mean, it's like it's

837
00:44:07.360 --> 00:44:14.679
<v Speaker 2>more about like one time the wife had an issue

838
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:18.239
<v Speaker 2>with one of the parents at a field trip and

839
00:44:18.360 --> 00:44:21.519
<v Speaker 2>one of the parents said something like under his breath,

840
00:44:23.000 --> 00:44:25.480
<v Speaker 2>and then my wife was like, excuse me, what'd you say?

841
00:44:26.159 --> 00:44:28.679
<v Speaker 2>And the guy was like, oh, why don't you ask

842
00:44:28.719 --> 00:44:31.079
<v Speaker 2>your kid? And she's like, what the fuck are you

843
00:44:31.159 --> 00:44:33.760
<v Speaker 2>talking about? You know, and then the guy just like

844
00:44:33.880 --> 00:44:36.800
<v Speaker 2>took his son by the hand and started like power

845
00:44:36.880 --> 00:44:39.960
<v Speaker 2>walking away, and my wife is like, hey, did you

846
00:44:40.000 --> 00:44:43.079
<v Speaker 2>say something to my fucking kid. She's like yelling across

847
00:44:43.119 --> 00:44:46.199
<v Speaker 2>the parking lot. You know, this is after the the

848
00:44:46.199 --> 00:44:48.559
<v Speaker 2>field trip had ended, and so my wife went right

849
00:44:48.599 --> 00:44:51.360
<v Speaker 2>inside and she's like, that guy over there, I think

850
00:44:51.400 --> 00:44:53.159
<v Speaker 2>he just cursed at my kid or something. I don't

851
00:44:53.199 --> 00:44:55.039
<v Speaker 2>know what he said. He said something to my son,

852
00:44:55.480 --> 00:44:58.920
<v Speaker 2>and then I confronted him about it. He just walked away,

853
00:44:58.960 --> 00:45:01.719
<v Speaker 2>ignored me. I was yelling for him. He just ignored me.

854
00:45:01.800 --> 00:45:03.480
<v Speaker 2>I want to know what happened. You know, my wife

855
00:45:03.519 --> 00:45:07.679
<v Speaker 2>just like took action instantly, you know, with the parent,

856
00:45:07.800 --> 00:45:09.599
<v Speaker 2>and then the parent blew her off. So what's she

857
00:45:09.719 --> 00:45:11.599
<v Speaker 2>going to do? Chase him down and act like that

858
00:45:11.639 --> 00:45:14.880
<v Speaker 2>woman at McDonald's. No, she went and talked to the school.

859
00:45:16.000 --> 00:45:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I am trying to remember what happened with that. I

860
00:45:18.000 --> 00:45:24.360
<v Speaker 2>don't know if I think that they I think that

861
00:45:24.440 --> 00:45:27.960
<v Speaker 2>they either said that that guy couldn't go on field

862
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:32.400
<v Speaker 2>trips anymore or what, because he basically he's told the

863
00:45:32.480 --> 00:45:36.280
<v Speaker 2>administration that it didn't happen, and like it was very

864
00:45:36.320 --> 00:45:39.840
<v Speaker 2>obvious that it did that something happened. So he like that.

865
00:45:40.199 --> 00:45:41.679
<v Speaker 2>That was enough for them to be like, all right,

866
00:45:41.719 --> 00:45:44.119
<v Speaker 2>well you're not going on field trips anymore. So it's

867
00:45:44.119 --> 00:45:46.920
<v Speaker 2>like it's just like, what are you going to do

868
00:45:48.519 --> 00:45:50.719
<v Speaker 2>past that? At a certain point you have to just

869
00:45:51.719 --> 00:45:56.000
<v Speaker 2>move on, right, But if someone is actively bullying your kid,

870
00:45:56.840 --> 00:46:00.079
<v Speaker 2>I would say probably going to the school first is

871
00:46:00.119 --> 00:46:03.280
<v Speaker 2>the better option. You don't want to get involved with

872
00:46:03.400 --> 00:46:12.000
<v Speaker 2>other parents, just because the child's behavior is more than

873
00:46:12.119 --> 00:46:15.599
<v Speaker 2>likely a reflection of the parent, right, and so you're

874
00:46:15.679 --> 00:46:18.880
<v Speaker 2>probably going to be talking to a brick wall. It

875
00:46:19.000 --> 00:46:22.559
<v Speaker 2>makes more sense to speak with somebody who can actually

876
00:46:22.679 --> 00:46:25.079
<v Speaker 2>enact some sort of discipline, you know.

877
00:46:26.639 --> 00:46:32.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I don't know that was more serious. I

878
00:46:32.119 --> 00:46:33.960
<v Speaker 1>want you to just say we're going to rape the

879
00:46:34.000 --> 00:46:38.079
<v Speaker 1>guy or something. No answer.

880
00:46:38.280 --> 00:46:40.639
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, you know you'll be a parent one

881
00:46:40.679 --> 00:46:46.599
<v Speaker 2>day and you'll understand why in depth analysis is worth

882
00:46:46.639 --> 00:46:51.920
<v Speaker 2>a shit. Yeah, but not just chatting with on the thing.

883
00:46:52.280 --> 00:46:55.400
<v Speaker 2>I just wanted you to tell me something funny like this.

884
00:46:55.639 --> 00:47:01.159
<v Speaker 2>You ever see this guy now, It looks like he's

885
00:47:01.239 --> 00:47:02.719
<v Speaker 2>just spraying water on his head.

886
00:47:02.800 --> 00:47:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so what he's actually doing is oh good, Yeah,

887
00:47:12.000 --> 00:47:14.480
<v Speaker 1>So what he's doing is he's picking these open wounds

888
00:47:14.519 --> 00:47:18.000
<v Speaker 1>on his face and spraying ninety percent rubbing alcohol.

889
00:47:17.760 --> 00:47:18.559
<v Speaker 2>Oh, to clean them.

890
00:47:19.159 --> 00:47:22.880
<v Speaker 1>No, just because he likes it. He just thinks it's cool,

891
00:47:22.920 --> 00:47:23.880
<v Speaker 1>like a cool thing to.

892
00:47:23.880 --> 00:47:26.840
<v Speaker 2>Do a betting. He's on crystal mats.

893
00:47:27.119 --> 00:47:30.119
<v Speaker 1>I'm not. I don't know, but I don't totally disagree.

894
00:47:30.199 --> 00:47:31.679
<v Speaker 1>It is a kind of a cool thing to do.

895
00:47:31.960 --> 00:47:34.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, he's getting so much rubbing alcohol in

896
00:47:34.280 --> 00:47:38.800
<v Speaker 1>his ear. Hope thankfully. I think evaporates off real quick.

897
00:47:39.440 --> 00:47:43.559
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, alcohol is like a quick evaporator. Dude, do

898
00:47:43.599 --> 00:47:44.360
<v Speaker 2>you ever boil it?

899
00:47:45.199 --> 00:47:45.280
<v Speaker 5>No?

900
00:47:45.639 --> 00:47:48.639
<v Speaker 1>What isn't that what they did at the Boston Marathon?

901
00:47:49.280 --> 00:47:52.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh? No, No, they put it a pressure cooker.

902
00:47:52.239 --> 00:47:54.639
<v Speaker 1>I got a question. How did they get those pressure cookers?

903
00:47:55.320 --> 00:48:04.199
<v Speaker 1>How did they do it? They weren't an electric pressure

904
00:48:04.239 --> 00:48:08.000
<v Speaker 1>cooker right one running at the time, unless they had

905
00:48:08.000 --> 00:48:10.280
<v Speaker 1>some sort of battery source. I'm just gonna say it wasn't.

906
00:48:10.320 --> 00:48:12.360
<v Speaker 1>I don't know for sure, but I'm guessing they don't

907
00:48:12.400 --> 00:48:14.920
<v Speaker 1>have batteries. So then what kind of pressure cooker was it?

908
00:48:17.920 --> 00:48:18.239
<v Speaker 2>How? Well?

909
00:48:18.400 --> 00:48:20.360
<v Speaker 1>I mean, there's two types. There's the type I'm in

910
00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:21.400
<v Speaker 1>so over There's just.

911
00:48:21.360 --> 00:48:24.079
<v Speaker 2>So many ways I can think to do this. You

912
00:48:24.079 --> 00:48:27.000
<v Speaker 2>hook it to a battery. Sure you could. You could

913
00:48:27.000 --> 00:48:29.039
<v Speaker 2>get a hot plate, put it on a hot plate.

914
00:48:29.199 --> 00:48:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, remember it's in a book bag moving around, m okay,

915
00:48:33.320 --> 00:48:35.199
<v Speaker 1>and the hot plate also you would need the battery

916
00:48:35.199 --> 00:48:36.519
<v Speaker 1>for so you might as well just get the.

917
00:48:36.760 --> 00:48:39.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, just attached to a not You probably don't even

918
00:48:39.519 --> 00:48:41.519
<v Speaker 2>need a whole car battery. You probably just use a

919
00:48:41.519 --> 00:48:43.000
<v Speaker 2>six vault lawnmower battery.

920
00:48:43.280 --> 00:48:47.360
<v Speaker 1>I yeah, I was thinking the same thing, but I

921
00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:50.000
<v Speaker 1>would I would think even a little bit. I don't

922
00:48:50.079 --> 00:48:52.039
<v Speaker 1>know how many vaults is your.

923
00:48:51.920 --> 00:48:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Normal lawnmower battery is six vaults? If it can turn

924
00:48:55.960 --> 00:48:59.800
<v Speaker 2>over a three hundred cold cranking amp engine like a

925
00:49:00.000 --> 00:49:03.079
<v Speaker 2>which is a riding lawnmower engine, it can definitely power

926
00:49:03.440 --> 00:49:06.079
<v Speaker 2>a pressure cooker for probably hours.

927
00:49:06.599 --> 00:49:10.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, I don't mean to sound dumb. Are lawnmower's internal combustion?

928
00:49:12.280 --> 00:49:12.519
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

929
00:49:12.760 --> 00:49:15.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So then doesn't it just have to create a spark?

930
00:49:17.400 --> 00:49:19.559
<v Speaker 1>It's just a spark plug. That's what the electric does.

931
00:49:19.639 --> 00:49:22.960
<v Speaker 2>No, I mean, yeah, but it's it's got a battery

932
00:49:23.039 --> 00:49:25.519
<v Speaker 2>and it's got an alternator, just like a car.

933
00:49:25.840 --> 00:49:29.400
<v Speaker 1>Right to create that spark and then after that you're good.

934
00:49:30.639 --> 00:49:32.719
<v Speaker 1>The car doesn't just do that. The car powers all

935
00:49:32.719 --> 00:49:35.320
<v Speaker 1>the other electronic devices in it. But a lawnmower doesn't

936
00:49:35.320 --> 00:49:37.440
<v Speaker 1>have that alone. I'm just pointing out, I don't know

937
00:49:37.480 --> 00:49:39.639
<v Speaker 1>that you need that big of a battery to create

938
00:49:39.639 --> 00:49:40.039
<v Speaker 1>the spark.

939
00:49:40.639 --> 00:49:44.320
<v Speaker 2>You're, well, you do, because it's not just the spark.

940
00:49:44.440 --> 00:49:49.039
<v Speaker 2>It's got to turn. Yeah yeah, so when yeah, like,

941
00:49:49.440 --> 00:49:52.119
<v Speaker 2>it's not just the spark if you're sparking, but there's

942
00:49:52.239 --> 00:49:57.719
<v Speaker 2>no compression happened or not compression. If you're not pumping

943
00:49:57.800 --> 00:50:02.719
<v Speaker 2>gas into the cylinders, then what's there to spark?

944
00:50:02.800 --> 00:50:04.360
<v Speaker 1>Right, So then it's so then it's not just the

945
00:50:04.400 --> 00:50:07.800
<v Speaker 1>spark plug. It's also like a guess pump as well fuel. Yeah,

946
00:50:07.920 --> 00:50:08.440
<v Speaker 1>it would fuel.

947
00:50:08.480 --> 00:50:11.039
<v Speaker 2>It would be a fuel pump and the actual engine

948
00:50:11.039 --> 00:50:14.199
<v Speaker 2>itself because the starter has to turn. It has to

949
00:50:15.199 --> 00:50:18.119
<v Speaker 2>take the force of the engine and turn it over.

950
00:50:18.679 --> 00:50:21.280
<v Speaker 2>It has to crank the engine. That's what starter does.

951
00:50:21.239 --> 00:50:25.119
<v Speaker 1>And it does it does that electronically. It turns down.

952
00:50:25.360 --> 00:50:28.800
<v Speaker 1>It's not just the gas comes in. The combustion is

953
00:50:28.840 --> 00:50:32.480
<v Speaker 1>the initial turn the first that's how that's how a

954
00:50:32.480 --> 00:50:35.920
<v Speaker 1>diesel engine works. Okay, yeah, then then that uses glow

955
00:50:35.960 --> 00:50:39.400
<v Speaker 1>plugs so yeah, and then that uses compression also, So

956
00:50:39.519 --> 00:50:42.400
<v Speaker 1>you have the diesel which is flooded the cylinders and

957
00:50:42.440 --> 00:50:46.960
<v Speaker 1>it's under immense pressure. And then when you hit the starter, yeah,

958
00:50:47.000 --> 00:50:50.599
<v Speaker 1>it just hits the glow plugs. The glow plugs ignite

959
00:50:50.639 --> 00:50:54.920
<v Speaker 1>the diesel. The diesel expands, and that expansion is what

960
00:50:55.039 --> 00:50:58.360
<v Speaker 1>gets the engine cranking. Okay, all right, that makes sense.

961
00:50:58.519 --> 00:50:59.320
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense.

962
00:51:02.199 --> 00:51:16.119
<v Speaker 6>Jesus Christ, he's got it.

963
00:51:16.159 --> 00:51:19.639
<v Speaker 2>I bet you. This is his dad's car. It's not

964
00:51:19.679 --> 00:51:21.360
<v Speaker 2>even his car that he's doing this ship in.

965
00:51:22.400 --> 00:51:27.159
<v Speaker 1>That that guy is currently sitting in the parking lot

966
00:51:27.199 --> 00:51:30.320
<v Speaker 1>of McDonald's as his wife is outside the car screaming

967
00:51:30.360 --> 00:51:33.119
<v Speaker 1>at some black guy. He's the guy in the driver's seat.

968
00:51:33.159 --> 00:51:33.840
<v Speaker 1>That's what it is.

969
00:51:35.159 --> 00:51:38.119
<v Speaker 2>Behind every woman screaming at a McDonald's drive through, there's

970
00:51:38.119 --> 00:51:41.079
<v Speaker 2>a man spring rubbing alcohol and his open source.

971
00:51:41.960 --> 00:51:51.559
<v Speaker 4>Al I'm bugging.

972
00:51:52.119 --> 00:51:54.400
<v Speaker 1>You can really see he's cranking his neck there.

973
00:51:54.480 --> 00:51:58.639
<v Speaker 2>Hut You think that that's not a vein? That's the

974
00:51:58.719 --> 00:52:01.639
<v Speaker 2>fucking like what is that? It's like the tendon or whatever.

975
00:52:01.760 --> 00:52:05.119
<v Speaker 2>That's like the white car, you know, the white part

976
00:52:05.199 --> 00:52:17.960
<v Speaker 2>of the neck. Yeah, I just don't know why lulls.

977
00:52:18.400 --> 00:52:20.559
<v Speaker 1>Now here's the thing. Here's the assessment I'm gonna do.

978
00:52:20.639 --> 00:52:23.840
<v Speaker 1>You're right, it definitely feels like meth.

979
00:52:23.960 --> 00:52:28.480
<v Speaker 2>Right, Uh, it's gotta be that, or you know, like

980
00:52:28.760 --> 00:52:29.760
<v Speaker 2>ketamine or something.

981
00:52:29.840 --> 00:52:30.199
<v Speaker 4>I don't know.

982
00:52:30.719 --> 00:52:32.360
<v Speaker 2>Ketamine would chill you out more.

983
00:52:32.480 --> 00:52:35.159
<v Speaker 1>It feels like meth. Not a luxury car, but a

984
00:52:35.199 --> 00:52:38.000
<v Speaker 1>decent looking car from the inside is my assessment of

985
00:52:38.039 --> 00:52:40.159
<v Speaker 1>It looks like, you know, it's fine, it's not a

986
00:52:40.159 --> 00:52:42.800
<v Speaker 1>total shithole. The back has stuff in it, but it

987
00:52:42.800 --> 00:52:45.440
<v Speaker 1>looks like presence because I saw a kitchen aid mixer

988
00:52:45.519 --> 00:52:47.880
<v Speaker 1>back there that's like three four bills.

989
00:52:48.239 --> 00:52:49.519
<v Speaker 2>It's cleaner than my car.

990
00:52:50.039 --> 00:52:53.239
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, mine do all right. He's screaming. He screamed. Decent

991
00:52:53.400 --> 00:52:56.239
<v Speaker 1>teeth actually for a meth Yeah, if you were to

992
00:52:56.280 --> 00:52:58.719
<v Speaker 1>say that, and I don't even see any fillings right,

993
00:52:58.840 --> 00:53:02.039
<v Speaker 1>and haircut rush haircut. Yeah, I was gonna say. He

994
00:53:02.079 --> 00:53:04.960
<v Speaker 1>looks kind of like a He looks like Bradley Cooper

995
00:53:05.000 --> 00:53:08.880
<v Speaker 1>an American side a little bit. Yeah, So I'm not

996
00:53:08.960 --> 00:53:13.519
<v Speaker 1>denying this is definitely math behavior, but the signs don't

997
00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:16.159
<v Speaker 1>seem like math. Maybe do you think this is an

998
00:53:16.159 --> 00:53:17.559
<v Speaker 1>early trip for him?

999
00:53:18.039 --> 00:53:20.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, maybe this is just a first time.

1000
00:53:21.679 --> 00:53:24.239
<v Speaker 1>The first time Mean tried math. He ran into target,

1001
00:53:24.360 --> 00:53:27.360
<v Speaker 1>started ripping his neck open and spraying fucking alcoh on

1002
00:53:27.480 --> 00:53:31.440
<v Speaker 1>it this. I mean, there is so much mental illness

1003
00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:34.639
<v Speaker 1>in the world, and I like to watch it from afar.

1004
00:53:35.760 --> 00:53:37.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I'd like to know what this guy's illness is.

1005
00:53:37.920 --> 00:53:42.320
<v Speaker 2>It's probably maybe it's just because the rams lost. Is

1006
00:53:42.360 --> 00:53:44.800
<v Speaker 2>it an OC is it O C D at all?

1007
00:53:45.119 --> 00:53:49.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. This doesn't seem like OCD is. I

1008
00:53:49.400 --> 00:53:51.119
<v Speaker 2>don't see it. I don't see him. He's clicking the

1009
00:53:51.119 --> 00:53:52.519
<v Speaker 2>lock back and forth.

1010
00:53:53.800 --> 00:53:56.440
<v Speaker 6>Craggling, craggling.

1011
00:53:57.239 --> 00:54:08.360
<v Speaker 4>Oh yeah, that was good.

1012
00:54:08.480 --> 00:54:14.800
<v Speaker 2>I like the way he said that, Oh your girl

1013
00:54:22.400 --> 00:54:23.119
<v Speaker 2>was his daughter.

1014
00:54:25.760 --> 00:54:29.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, but it really fucking bothered me. I

1015
00:54:29.039 --> 00:54:33.119
<v Speaker 1>didn't know why he was doing this. I think probably

1016
00:54:33.199 --> 00:54:36.400
<v Speaker 1>he was just like making a present for his girlfriend.

1017
00:54:37.000 --> 00:54:40.360
<v Speaker 2>What's the present? This is just a song he's working on.

1018
00:54:40.719 --> 00:54:44.079
<v Speaker 1>Oh okay, all right, that's pretty cool. Then I'll give

1019
00:54:44.159 --> 00:54:44.360
<v Speaker 1>him that.

1020
00:54:46.800 --> 00:54:48.840
<v Speaker 2>What was that? Look? Hold on?

1021
00:54:49.840 --> 00:54:53.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh all right, check this out. I'm gonna play this

1022
00:54:53.400 --> 00:54:55.800
<v Speaker 1>for you. I don't The problem is we got a

1023
00:54:56.760 --> 00:54:59.760
<v Speaker 1>welt seven more minutes to fill and I have nothing

1024
00:54:59.800 --> 00:55:02.119
<v Speaker 1>else to talk about. Would you do anything for Black Friday?

1025
00:55:03.119 --> 00:55:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh? Man, I bought here. Let me show you what

1026
00:55:05.920 --> 00:55:06.199
<v Speaker 2>it was.

1027
00:55:06.199 --> 00:55:08.800
<v Speaker 1>It a good deal. I saw a Twitter thread, some

1028
00:55:08.880 --> 00:55:13.719
<v Speaker 1>girl posted fucking target Jack the price of something up

1029
00:55:14.159 --> 00:55:17.559
<v Speaker 1>literally one hundred dollars from seventy five dollars to one

1030
00:55:17.639 --> 00:55:21.159
<v Speaker 1>hundred dollars. The day before Thanksgiving it was seventy five,

1031
00:55:21.639 --> 00:55:24.519
<v Speaker 1>and then on Black Friday they were like two hundred

1032
00:55:24.559 --> 00:55:28.079
<v Speaker 1>dollars or twenty five dollars off, and it's like, what

1033
00:55:28.639 --> 00:55:31.400
<v Speaker 1>suck my balls? Right? So would you get? I bought

1034
00:55:31.440 --> 00:55:32.159
<v Speaker 1>literally nothing.

1035
00:55:33.360 --> 00:55:38.119
<v Speaker 2>I bought the director's cut of Midsummer Oh.

1036
00:55:37.840 --> 00:55:40.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm actually going to get that virgin where'd you get that?

1037
00:55:42.159 --> 00:55:42.639
<v Speaker 2>Wal Mart?

1038
00:55:43.400 --> 00:55:45.880
<v Speaker 1>I'm good. That's a nice case. I like that.

1039
00:55:46.079 --> 00:55:48.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, check it out, dude. There's like straight up porn

1040
00:55:48.360 --> 00:55:50.199
<v Speaker 2>in the little book, like check it pussy.

1041
00:55:50.360 --> 00:55:51.400
<v Speaker 1>They got pussy in there.

1042
00:55:51.480 --> 00:55:54.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, there's little drawings of these guys fucking each other.

1043
00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:57.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh the pussies and stuff too. Yeah, this pussy's okay,

1044
00:55:57.800 --> 00:56:00.960
<v Speaker 1>I said, guys fucking each other, which dudes like that.

1045
00:56:01.039 --> 00:56:04.159
<v Speaker 2>Look at all these guys fucking each other and oh.

1046
00:56:03.719 --> 00:56:06.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay those are that's but they're not fucking each other.

1047
00:56:06.400 --> 00:56:10.679
<v Speaker 2>They're just yeah, yeah, yeah, they're fucking dude, they're fucking

1048
00:56:10.800 --> 00:56:17.639
<v Speaker 2>sticking in vagina. Okay, good, Uh, you didn't get nothing

1049
00:56:17.679 --> 00:56:18.400
<v Speaker 2>for Black Friday.

1050
00:56:18.440 --> 00:56:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Dude, I got nothing. I got nothing at all. I

1051
00:56:22.079 --> 00:56:24.679
<v Speaker 1>induced shit. I looked at deals and stuff and I

1052
00:56:24.719 --> 00:56:29.280
<v Speaker 1>was like, there's nothing I really fucking uh needed.

1053
00:56:29.320 --> 00:56:32.559
<v Speaker 2>Again, that's how you know you're approaching middle age. Black

1054
00:56:32.599 --> 00:56:35.480
<v Speaker 2>Friday is for the young and the old. That's it.

1055
00:56:36.159 --> 00:56:39.400
<v Speaker 1>I am tens of thousands of dollars in credit card

1056
00:56:39.440 --> 00:56:43.400
<v Speaker 1>debt and I love spending money. And there was nothing

1057
00:56:43.440 --> 00:56:45.239
<v Speaker 1>I looked at on Black Friday where I was like,

1058
00:56:46.960 --> 00:56:50.480
<v Speaker 1>you know, I might as well get that nothing, nothing

1059
00:56:50.519 --> 00:56:50.840
<v Speaker 1>at all.

1060
00:56:51.199 --> 00:56:55.280
<v Speaker 2>Well, that just means you're becoming a man. Why, that's

1061
00:56:55.360 --> 00:56:57.639
<v Speaker 2>just because there's nothing that makes you happy anymore.

1062
00:56:59.280 --> 00:57:02.159
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, it's not wrong. I talk to my friend

1063
00:57:02.159 --> 00:57:05.719
<v Speaker 1>Megan today who works with me, and I remember that

1064
00:57:05.719 --> 00:57:08.880
<v Speaker 1>I made upset when she first started at that place.

1065
00:57:08.920 --> 00:57:12.159
<v Speaker 1>I remember she was so excite, Oh my god, this

1066
00:57:12.199 --> 00:57:14.679
<v Speaker 1>is a great job. It's so fun, she gets to

1067
00:57:14.840 --> 00:57:18.519
<v Speaker 1>travel this that Oh my god. And five years later

1068
00:57:18.559 --> 00:57:21.159
<v Speaker 1>she got put on one of my projects that I'm

1069
00:57:21.159 --> 00:57:23.039
<v Speaker 1>working on and I'm like, hey, just so you know,

1070
00:57:23.079 --> 00:57:25.760
<v Speaker 1>this project's a fucking shit show, and she goes, I

1071
00:57:25.760 --> 00:57:27.719
<v Speaker 1>don't care. I have one foot out the door anyway.

1072
00:57:27.840 --> 00:57:30.719
<v Speaker 1>This chop sucks. I was like, you know what, that's

1073
00:57:30.840 --> 00:57:35.199
<v Speaker 1>I saw the collapse of a person job wise at least.

1074
00:57:35.679 --> 00:57:41.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Yeah, it's like they they rotted her soul. They

1075
00:57:41.119 --> 00:57:44.360
<v Speaker 2>turned her into one of the Orcs. Are the Orcs

1076
00:57:44.400 --> 00:57:47.920
<v Speaker 2>born or made? I don't know how would you make them?

1077
00:57:48.199 --> 00:57:50.679
<v Speaker 2>I don't know. Do you take a person you put

1078
00:57:50.719 --> 00:57:52.239
<v Speaker 2>some black paint on him?

1079
00:57:52.800 --> 00:57:55.679
<v Speaker 1>No? No, no, no no no, I don't think. I

1080
00:57:55.719 --> 00:57:56.920
<v Speaker 1>don't think that would be it.

1081
00:57:57.039 --> 00:57:58.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I think they're probably born.

1082
00:57:59.039 --> 00:57:59.639
<v Speaker 1>It's a shame.

1083
00:57:59.679 --> 00:57:59.960
<v Speaker 2>I can't.

1084
00:58:00.400 --> 00:58:02.719
<v Speaker 1>I don't want to play this because it's visual and

1085
00:58:02.719 --> 00:58:04.199
<v Speaker 1>I don't want people to miss out on it. But

1086
00:58:04.280 --> 00:58:08.800
<v Speaker 1>this dude, okay, all right, so I'll fast forward a little.

1087
00:58:08.920 --> 00:58:10.679
<v Speaker 1>They made this costume, right.

1088
00:58:11.800 --> 00:58:13.800
<v Speaker 2>Looks like the Neperbylegon.

1089
00:58:14.119 --> 00:58:17.400
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that's the one, the Nepper. I just I don't

1090
00:58:17.400 --> 00:58:20.159
<v Speaker 1>want to even dance around possibly saying the wrong thing,

1091
00:58:20.320 --> 00:58:22.280
<v Speaker 1>so I'm just not gonna really.

1092
00:58:22.079 --> 00:58:24.679
<v Speaker 7>Awesome if you haven't figured it out yet, this is

1093
00:58:24.719 --> 00:58:29.480
<v Speaker 7>the DeMorgan on Stranger Things has always been a favorite.

1094
00:58:30.039 --> 00:58:32.079
<v Speaker 1>Very cool costume.

1095
00:58:32.119 --> 00:58:34.599
<v Speaker 2>You've got the head that opens up like a pussy lips.

1096
00:58:34.920 --> 00:58:38.320
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, not one I've ever seen, but that's all right.

1097
00:58:38.320 --> 00:58:40.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm hoping to see more in my lifetime.

1098
00:58:41.280 --> 00:58:44.079
<v Speaker 2>One day you'll fucking you'll be up close and personal

1099
00:58:44.119 --> 00:58:46.400
<v Speaker 2>with a what do they called a petunia?

1100
00:58:46.880 --> 00:58:48.599
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, petunia, that's it.

1101
00:58:49.599 --> 00:58:52.840
<v Speaker 2>Well, who's that bit you drew pussy's as flowers, Virginia

1102
00:58:52.960 --> 00:58:55.880
<v Speaker 2>Georgia O'Keefe, George Georgia O'Keefe. Yeah, she drew all those

1103
00:58:55.880 --> 00:59:00.800
<v Speaker 2>pussies their flowers adds flowers. Yeah, she drew the droopiest pussies. Man.

1104
00:59:01.840 --> 00:59:03.639
<v Speaker 1>We went to Salem this year and there was this

1105
00:59:03.760 --> 00:59:07.159
<v Speaker 1>exhibit it was about I only said that because we

1106
00:59:07.199 --> 00:59:09.960
<v Speaker 1>saw a Georgia O'Keeffe one there one year, but uh

1107
00:59:10.320 --> 00:59:13.000
<v Speaker 1>fucking we went to the museum and there was one.

1108
00:59:13.599 --> 00:59:15.719
<v Speaker 1>It was called like No Borders, and it was like

1109
00:59:15.800 --> 00:59:21.199
<v Speaker 1>this Syrian born refugee designed this art thing to experience

1110
00:59:21.199 --> 00:59:23.559
<v Speaker 1>what life would be like if there were no borders,

1111
00:59:23.639 --> 00:59:26.519
<v Speaker 1>if countries didn't exist, and we could all live as one.

1112
00:59:26.960 --> 00:59:29.280
<v Speaker 1>And it was a fucking tait pen. It was a

1113
00:59:29.320 --> 00:59:33.559
<v Speaker 1>playpen with fucking dodgeballs on the floor and the idea was,

1114
00:59:33.719 --> 00:59:37.840
<v Speaker 1>fuck you slowly moved the dodgeballs with your foot to

1115
00:59:38.079 --> 00:59:44.679
<v Speaker 1>replicate what it feels like to uh move slowly across

1116
00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:46.840
<v Speaker 1>the globe. It was such horseshit.

1117
00:59:46.920 --> 00:59:47.280
<v Speaker 2>Fuck you.

1118
00:59:47.639 --> 00:59:50.239
<v Speaker 1>I got another art story after this black guy finishes

1119
00:59:50.280 --> 00:59:52.599
<v Speaker 1>telling us why white people are fucking clueless.

1120
00:59:52.639 --> 00:59:55.880
<v Speaker 7>Okay, and one of our kids just happened to look

1121
00:59:56.039 --> 00:59:58.559
<v Speaker 7>exactly like one of the characters, so we could not

1122
00:59:58.719 --> 01:00:03.159
<v Speaker 7>pass up the opportunity like them we had And.

1123
01:00:03.079 --> 01:00:05.119
<v Speaker 8>This took a left turn that I wasn't expecting.

1124
01:00:06.159 --> 01:00:07.960
<v Speaker 1>So the black guy's doing the commentary on.

1125
01:00:08.039 --> 01:00:10.760
<v Speaker 2>Do you see the child in the middle, Oh, that

1126
01:00:10.800 --> 01:00:12.320
<v Speaker 2>looks like a kid in blackface.

1127
01:00:12.559 --> 01:00:14.519
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's because it is.

1128
01:00:15.000 --> 01:00:17.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh that's weird. I wonder why I would do that.

1129
01:00:17.119 --> 01:00:20.280
<v Speaker 2>He doesn't look like that one pause made him thin

1130
01:00:20.599 --> 01:00:22.920
<v Speaker 2>or whatever. The other kid wouldn't be great if.

1131
01:00:22.800 --> 01:00:25.119
<v Speaker 1>That was the one that looked like if they were

1132
01:00:25.119 --> 01:00:27.480
<v Speaker 1>convinced that was the one. And if we just throw

1133
01:00:27.519 --> 01:00:31.280
<v Speaker 1>a little hole and ash on his face, maybe some big,

1134
01:00:31.320 --> 01:00:34.159
<v Speaker 1>bright red lipstick, he'll look just like Mike from Stranger

1135
01:00:34.239 --> 01:00:35.199
<v Speaker 1>Things or whatever.

1136
01:00:34.960 --> 01:00:38.840
<v Speaker 2>Due his name is, Okay. I hate to keep on

1137
01:00:38.880 --> 01:00:41.559
<v Speaker 2>bringing up nine eighty fiance. There was this other completely

1138
01:00:41.719 --> 01:00:46.519
<v Speaker 2>crazy fucking woman on there, bat shit insane, and she

1139
01:00:46.639 --> 01:00:50.920
<v Speaker 2>went to Africa, I think also to Nigeria or some shithole.

1140
01:00:52.320 --> 01:00:54.039
<v Speaker 2>She met her man for the first time she met

1141
01:00:54.039 --> 01:00:57.400
<v Speaker 2>a blind guy, and I knew. I think she had

1142
01:00:57.440 --> 01:01:00.559
<v Speaker 2>a fetish for disabled people actually, but as a story,

1143
01:01:01.079 --> 01:01:05.079
<v Speaker 2>but she was like a real haggard looking woman. She

1144
01:01:05.159 --> 01:01:08.039
<v Speaker 2>was like a farm lady. She was like in her

1145
01:01:08.239 --> 01:01:10.960
<v Speaker 2>late late thirties, early forties. She had just had like

1146
01:01:11.159 --> 01:01:14.639
<v Speaker 2>dark circles under her eyes and wrinkles and just like

1147
01:01:14.679 --> 01:01:18.960
<v Speaker 2>a really like flat, rumpy body, no makeup. She just

1148
01:01:18.960 --> 01:01:22.480
<v Speaker 2>looks so tired, you know. And she was fucking nuts.

1149
01:01:22.960 --> 01:01:25.159
<v Speaker 2>But I remember looking at her and being like, oh

1150
01:01:25.159 --> 01:01:29.559
<v Speaker 2>my god, that's like one of the fucking worst, Like

1151
01:01:29.639 --> 01:01:32.880
<v Speaker 2>she just looks awful, you know, she just looks so bad.

1152
01:01:32.960 --> 01:01:35.400
<v Speaker 2>I can't imagine she ever looked good. And then my

1153
01:01:35.440 --> 01:01:37.840
<v Speaker 2>wife was like, you know, she kind of looks like

1154
01:01:38.480 --> 01:01:41.719
<v Speaker 2>Mike's wife. And I was like Mike's wife, the Indian woman.

1155
01:01:42.239 --> 01:01:44.199
<v Speaker 2>And she's like, yeah, yeah, let me show you a

1156
01:01:44.199 --> 01:01:47.480
<v Speaker 2>picture again, and she's like I'll jog your memory. And

1157
01:01:47.519 --> 01:01:50.079
<v Speaker 2>I was like okay, yeah, And then she showed me

1158
01:01:50.760 --> 01:01:53.719
<v Speaker 2>and instantly I knew what my wife was talking about.

1159
01:01:54.159 --> 01:01:57.719
<v Speaker 2>The eyes, the nose, the hairline, like all these things

1160
01:01:57.719 --> 01:02:00.920
<v Speaker 2>matched up. But on the Indian woman, I was like,

1161
01:02:01.039 --> 01:02:04.559
<v Speaker 2>oh shit, like she looks good, you know. I mean

1162
01:02:04.639 --> 01:02:10.079
<v Speaker 2>I realized, like that you're racist. I am the white woman.

1163
01:02:11.360 --> 01:02:15.559
<v Speaker 2>She was just born the wrong race, Like she has

1164
01:02:15.679 --> 01:02:18.199
<v Speaker 2>all the features of the one race. She had like

1165
01:02:18.239 --> 01:02:21.360
<v Speaker 2>the same everything of the one race, but then she

1166
01:02:21.440 --> 01:02:24.880
<v Speaker 2>got stuck with white skin, you know, and that's that's

1167
01:02:24.920 --> 01:02:31.360
<v Speaker 2>just it's just I just imagine, like you've seen white chicks. Imagine, yeah,

1168
01:02:31.639 --> 01:02:35.280
<v Speaker 2>you've seen albino black people before, Like.

1169
01:02:35.360 --> 01:02:37.840
<v Speaker 1>First off, I have, and it's terrifying.

1170
01:02:37.960 --> 01:02:41.960
<v Speaker 2>But it's it's just it's like it's like waking up

1171
01:02:41.960 --> 01:02:44.000
<v Speaker 2>to a mouse in your face. You know. It's just

1172
01:02:44.039 --> 01:02:48.480
<v Speaker 2>like the worst thing you can imagine. Yeah, and yeah,

1173
01:02:48.599 --> 01:02:51.400
<v Speaker 2>that that's like that's what I discovered with that woman.

1174
01:02:51.440 --> 01:02:53.639
<v Speaker 2>I was like, oh shit, you know, like so maybe

1175
01:02:53.679 --> 01:02:57.079
<v Speaker 2>the parents have a little of that. Maybe this kid

1176
01:02:57.320 --> 01:03:03.159
<v Speaker 2>actually does have all the same feetatures, nose, lips, love

1177
01:03:03.199 --> 01:03:07.000
<v Speaker 2>of kool aid. Maybe all of it matches up perfectly

1178
01:03:07.079 --> 01:03:09.880
<v Speaker 2>with the black boy from Stranger Things. And it was like,

1179
01:03:10.599 --> 01:03:12.679
<v Speaker 2>they're right, you know, who are we to judge?

1180
01:03:14.519 --> 01:03:16.960
<v Speaker 8>And this took a left turn that I wasn't expecting.

1181
01:03:20.159 --> 01:03:22.239
<v Speaker 8>I thought the costume was great. I said, why the

1182
01:03:22.239 --> 01:03:26.159
<v Speaker 8>costume is fantastic? Then I said, who is this nigga.

1183
01:03:28.079 --> 01:03:28.960
<v Speaker 8>I can't even.

1184
01:03:28.719 --> 01:03:29.599
<v Speaker 2>Blame the kids.

1185
01:03:29.840 --> 01:03:33.280
<v Speaker 8>So man, two, you gotta blame the adults because you

1186
01:03:33.360 --> 01:03:36.000
<v Speaker 8>just set up your kid for failure. And look at

1187
01:03:36.000 --> 01:03:39.599
<v Speaker 8>this guy. He knew something was up. He said, what

1188
01:03:39.639 --> 01:03:44.159
<v Speaker 8>the fuck is you doing? Anytime I see situations like this,

1189
01:03:44.320 --> 01:03:46.159
<v Speaker 8>I don't even get mad. I just chalk it up

1190
01:03:46.199 --> 01:03:49.000
<v Speaker 8>to the fact that whoever approved this as the adult

1191
01:03:49.159 --> 01:03:49.920
<v Speaker 8>is just ignorant.

1192
01:03:50.480 --> 01:03:56.559
<v Speaker 1>Boo woke boo get mad, angry black guy, that's what

1193
01:03:57.039 --> 01:03:58.800
<v Speaker 1>boo wokeness.

1194
01:03:59.119 --> 01:04:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, yeah, that's like. Did you watch the Anthony

1195
01:04:03.039 --> 01:04:04.000
<v Speaker 2>Jesselnick special.

1196
01:04:04.480 --> 01:04:07.239
<v Speaker 1>No, I saw the couple. I've seen the clips that

1197
01:04:07.280 --> 01:04:09.239
<v Speaker 1>have been going around and where he was ripping people,

1198
01:04:09.239 --> 01:04:11.320
<v Speaker 1>and I saw some of the some of the stuff

1199
01:04:11.320 --> 01:04:15.000
<v Speaker 1>about Tony Hinchcliff, who, uh the kill Tony guy, the

1200
01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:17.480
<v Speaker 1>guy that said the Puerto Rican joke at the.

1201
01:04:17.639 --> 01:04:19.480
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I know who he is. I like kill Tony.

1202
01:04:19.519 --> 01:04:20.239
<v Speaker 2>I think it's funny.

1203
01:04:20.519 --> 01:04:22.880
<v Speaker 1>I actually don't. As much as I like comedians and

1204
01:04:22.920 --> 01:04:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I like the guys on it, I just I don't

1205
01:04:24.920 --> 01:04:27.400
<v Speaker 1>love it. I should give it more of a chance.

1206
01:04:27.480 --> 01:04:29.880
<v Speaker 2>I'll say that. Yeah, I'm not a huge I think

1207
01:04:29.960 --> 01:04:33.880
<v Speaker 2>Tony Hinchcliff is actually kind of insufferable. He's kind of

1208
01:04:34.079 --> 01:04:34.440
<v Speaker 2>just like.

1209
01:04:34.599 --> 01:04:36.920
<v Speaker 1>I would agree. But I feel the same way about jessel.

1210
01:04:36.719 --> 01:04:41.159
<v Speaker 2>Nick, right, but but he's like, but Hinchcliff is super funny, right,

1211
01:04:41.280 --> 01:04:43.800
<v Speaker 2>Like that's that's the thing. It's like, I would never

1212
01:04:43.840 --> 01:04:45.599
<v Speaker 2>want to hang out with that guy. He seems like

1213
01:04:45.719 --> 01:04:49.280
<v Speaker 2>just like a total prick, but he's so fucking funny.

1214
01:04:50.119 --> 01:04:52.519
<v Speaker 2>And jessel Nick, I think if you I get the

1215
01:04:52.559 --> 01:04:54.960
<v Speaker 2>impression that he's probably a cool enough dude to hang

1216
01:04:55.000 --> 01:04:58.320
<v Speaker 2>out with, but yeah, his persona is a douchebag, then

1217
01:04:58.360 --> 01:05:00.199
<v Speaker 2>I wouldn't want to hang out with that guy at all.

1218
01:05:00.679 --> 01:05:04.280
<v Speaker 1>Yes, to me, jessel Neck and Tosh are the same

1219
01:05:04.360 --> 01:05:07.679
<v Speaker 1>guy except Tosh, but Tash is the opposite to me,

1220
01:05:07.960 --> 01:05:10.079
<v Speaker 1>Like I would want to hang out with Tosh.

1221
01:05:11.119 --> 01:05:14.159
<v Speaker 2>Just like Van Wilder. Tash is like if Van Wilder

1222
01:05:14.239 --> 01:05:14.679
<v Speaker 2>was alive.

1223
01:05:15.079 --> 01:05:17.880
<v Speaker 1>Sure, yeah, yeah, I agree with that. So why is

1224
01:05:17.920 --> 01:05:19.800
<v Speaker 1>this is it? Oh? Here's what I will say. As

1225
01:05:19.840 --> 01:05:22.480
<v Speaker 1>much as I don't like jessel Neck, I think his

1226
01:05:22.719 --> 01:05:25.559
<v Speaker 1>ego is a little higher than it should be because

1227
01:05:25.599 --> 01:05:28.239
<v Speaker 1>it is such a good writer, like as a writer,

1228
01:05:28.400 --> 01:05:31.840
<v Speaker 1>the structure of his jokes, I just don't like his persona.

1229
01:05:32.079 --> 01:05:34.800
<v Speaker 1>He is a phenomenal writer, though I'll give him well,

1230
01:05:35.320 --> 01:05:37.599
<v Speaker 1>I kind of don't like his persona either, But that's

1231
01:05:37.639 --> 01:05:41.119
<v Speaker 1>why I like his stand up is because the same

1232
01:05:41.159 --> 01:05:43.679
<v Speaker 1>reason I like Toash, I don't really like his persona,

1233
01:05:43.800 --> 01:05:45.000
<v Speaker 1>but I like his stand up.

1234
01:05:45.199 --> 01:05:49.079
<v Speaker 2>It's like, I love that they embody a character for

1235
01:05:49.159 --> 01:05:53.679
<v Speaker 2>the whole routine. I like that they seldom break that

1236
01:05:53.679 --> 01:05:58.760
<v Speaker 2>that elusive or illusory wall, you know. I like being

1237
01:05:58.920 --> 01:06:02.800
<v Speaker 2>entertained like that. Think it's fun. Joe Para is another

1238
01:06:02.840 --> 01:06:04.840
<v Speaker 2>one who he plays like a soft spot.

1239
01:06:04.880 --> 01:06:07.480
<v Speaker 1>I love Jen and I love Joe. You've never watched

1240
01:06:07.480 --> 01:06:10.599
<v Speaker 1>his full stand up. I just like watching three four

1241
01:06:10.679 --> 01:06:13.480
<v Speaker 1>minute shorts of him doing stuff. Have you ever seen

1242
01:06:13.719 --> 01:06:19.000
<v Speaker 1>that fucking guy who cooks recipes from sixteen hundred or something?

1243
01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:22.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh yes, yeah he's and he's had on Joe Para

1244
01:06:22.199 --> 01:06:24.719
<v Speaker 1>like two or three times, and really so funny because

1245
01:06:24.800 --> 01:06:27.079
<v Speaker 1>Joe Para, who is a very funny comedian, it's just

1246
01:06:27.119 --> 01:06:31.960
<v Speaker 1>doing his dry nothing really, no no real substance to things,

1247
01:06:32.079 --> 01:06:34.719
<v Speaker 1>just kind of but he's talking about cooking a grilled

1248
01:06:34.800 --> 01:06:37.440
<v Speaker 1>cheese from sixteen oh two. It's great.

1249
01:06:37.599 --> 01:06:38.000
<v Speaker 2>I love it.

1250
01:06:38.239 --> 01:06:39.480
<v Speaker 1>I like that out he's cool.

1251
01:06:39.840 --> 01:06:41.719
<v Speaker 2>Yeah that and then that's What I like about it

1252
01:06:41.800 --> 01:06:44.119
<v Speaker 2>is too is it's a character. You get to watch

1253
01:06:44.159 --> 01:06:46.519
<v Speaker 2>the character. It's all like borat too right.

1254
01:06:46.880 --> 01:06:51.440
<v Speaker 1>Nathan Fielder, Oh dude, I fucking love Nathan Fielder. Yeah, yeah, same,

1255
01:06:51.840 --> 01:06:54.159
<v Speaker 1>you know, see, not really because they're sketches. I was

1256
01:06:54.199 --> 01:06:56.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna say Tim Robinson, and he's not. He's actually like

1257
01:06:56.440 --> 01:06:58.639
<v Speaker 1>a pretty cool guy from the interviews i've seen him,

1258
01:06:58.639 --> 01:07:00.000
<v Speaker 1>like just kind of laid back and whatever.

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<v Speaker 2>So no, enjoy his stuff, but the rest, yes, you

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01:07:02.719 --> 01:07:07.360
<v Speaker 2>get the point. But anyway, the Jesselmec special, I enjoyed it.

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<v Speaker 2>I think it was probably his best. I haven't seen

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<v Speaker 2>I think I've only seen two and he's got four,

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<v Speaker 2>so I haven't seen all of his shit, but I

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<v Speaker 2>like this one better than Polligula and the other one

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<v Speaker 2>that it was on Netflix. So he had this one

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<v Speaker 2>great joke. It was just like you said, the structure

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<v Speaker 2>is so great. It was what did you say, I

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<v Speaker 2>fucking hate wokeness or something? And then he waits for

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<v Speaker 2>the audience. That's the one going around My impression of

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<v Speaker 2>a Joe Rogan that I was on the other side

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<v Speaker 2>of the house when I heard that, and I fucking

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<v Speaker 2>like guffalled out. Loud. I thought that was really funny.

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<v Speaker 1>I also, yeah, I don't know. My big thing is

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<v Speaker 1>in a lot of the comics, I listened to say

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<v Speaker 1>the same thing, and I probably get the same thing.

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<v Speaker 1>There's supposed to be somewhat this sense of like loyalty

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<v Speaker 1>among comedians, uh, and they don't like like trashing other comedians.

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<v Speaker 1>And he was big on like when they were calling uh,

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<v Speaker 1>the Legion of Skanks guys Nazis, Jazzlneck was big like

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<v Speaker 1>book those guys blah blah blah. Now the Legion of

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<v Speaker 1>Skanks is a Puerto Rican and two Jews. I understand,

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<v Speaker 1>you know they can be Nazis. They can, yeah, but

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<v Speaker 1>they're not. Okay, has proved that. Uh and that other

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<v Speaker 1>one too. Who's the that he actually got the I

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01:08:31.760 --> 01:08:34.439
<v Speaker 1>told you it started popping up in my timeline, which

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01:08:34.479 --> 01:08:36.840
<v Speaker 1>makes me rethink what I like and what I don't like.

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<v Speaker 1>This handsome truth guy. He is a actual racist, not

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<v Speaker 1>like a cutes like oh, I'll allude to it. No,

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<v Speaker 1>he like you know, and were calls cops the N

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<v Speaker 1>word stuff like that. And they finally booted him from

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01:08:51.640 --> 01:08:56.359
<v Speaker 1>fucking uh Instagram, Yet Zuckerberg was allowing it for a

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<v Speaker 1>long time. They go around shouting racist stuff and whatever,

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01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:03.399
<v Speaker 1>but they do it like west they do it like

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<v Speaker 1>Westborough Baptist Church. Everything's legal, their paperwork is in order,

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<v Speaker 1>they are allowed to be here. I don't know. That

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<v Speaker 1>is one where it's like, like racism can I'm sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>it can be funny. That kid wearing that blackface is funny,

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<v Speaker 1>but like when you see actual racism and the stupidity behind,

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<v Speaker 1>like real racism, it's just embarrassing that people think that way.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not well, I'm sorry. Agree.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's kind of what I think happened with wokeness

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01:09:32.520 --> 01:09:36.960
<v Speaker 2>in general. So I think that the idea of being woke,

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<v Speaker 2>like I heard Jessamick say this thing too on an

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<v Speaker 2>interview where it's like the original woke and I remember

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<v Speaker 2>it from that song by Childish Gambino Stay Woke. I

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01:09:48.119 --> 01:09:51.079
<v Speaker 2>think it's Redbone as the song. But yeah, the original

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<v Speaker 2>like colloquialism meant like keep informed, like be be knowledgeable

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<v Speaker 2>about what's going on, and then it bec came more

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<v Speaker 2>of like a shorthand for more left leaning kind of stances, right,

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<v Speaker 2>And that's fine, that's just kind of what happened. But

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<v Speaker 2>like the what was I gonna say, where did I

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<v Speaker 2>start with that? Oh, Jessla Nick had mentioned how that

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<v Speaker 2>was the original definition. Oh and now it's like when

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<v Speaker 2>people say woke, they they I don't think they really

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<v Speaker 2>are meaning the same thing anymore. Right, It's like when

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<v Speaker 2>you say, like you say, like woke this, or someone

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<v Speaker 2>is woke, It's like it just is just such a

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<v Speaker 2>shorthand it doesn't give you. It's just only a surd

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01:10:51.520 --> 01:10:53.960
<v Speaker 2>to it, right, It's just only a slur now, So

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<v Speaker 2>it's like you can't even derive any sort of substance

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<v Speaker 2>of it. So it's like it just like if you

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of like saying blm, right blm, like the

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<v Speaker 2>or nazi or nazi.

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<v Speaker 8>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's it's kind of just like one of these

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01:11:12.399 --> 01:11:16.680
<v Speaker 2>words that's just lost all meaning because of how it's

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01:11:16.720 --> 01:11:19.920
<v Speaker 2>been just so carelessly thrown around and applied to so

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<v Speaker 2>many different things. It's just like I kind of I

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<v Speaker 2>kind of whenever anyone says like, oh, that's just woke,

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<v Speaker 2>it's kind of cringe now, you know. It's kind of like, dude,

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<v Speaker 2>I feel like that's the kind of shit my fucking

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<v Speaker 2>dad probably says. It's like, oh, it's woke. That's more

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01:11:37.920 --> 01:11:39.880
<v Speaker 2>woke stuff. It's I don't talk to him about this shit,

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<v Speaker 2>but I imagine that's what he's thinking. You know.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, but all of that is cringe. All of it

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01:11:46.319 --> 01:11:50.720
<v Speaker 1>is cringe calling. You know when when conservatives used to

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<v Speaker 1>call liberals snowflakes and now liberals have taken back snowflake

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<v Speaker 1>and they are used it is douchey both ways, boys, Yeah,

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01:11:59.760 --> 01:12:01.560
<v Speaker 1>well ringe you both ways.

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<v Speaker 2>It is. I feel like it's kind of it is,

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<v Speaker 2>but I feel like it's kind of like how how

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<v Speaker 2>I joke before, Like oh, if we all just say

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<v Speaker 2>the N word and you know, nobody cares, then who cares?

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<v Speaker 2>You know, It's just like it doesn't mean anything, you know,

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01:12:16.399 --> 01:12:20.039
<v Speaker 2>like we just have to agree, like all the good guys.

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01:12:20.079 --> 01:12:22.319
<v Speaker 2>We all have to agree, like we're all good guys.

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<v Speaker 2>We know, like this word is valueless, and if you

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01:12:25.920 --> 01:12:29.800
<v Speaker 2>see anybody using that word in a derogatory way, we know,

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<v Speaker 2>like as the good guys that they're the bad guys.

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<v Speaker 2>But if you give into that, right, it's like I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not a Nazi. I'm not an N word with a

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01:12:39.880 --> 01:12:43.479
<v Speaker 2>hard R, Like you can't call me that. Only I

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01:12:43.479 --> 01:12:45.960
<v Speaker 2>can call myself a Nazi with a hard eye, you know,

1354
01:12:47.039 --> 01:12:49.319
<v Speaker 2>like all that identity shit. You know, it's just like

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<v Speaker 2>it really is just a waste of time.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, oh it's yeah. Now, sometimes people can flate. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't even know where I'm going with that one. I

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<v Speaker 1>apologize hard and hard eyes. Yeah, we're gonna wrap this

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<v Speaker 1>right now.

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<v Speaker 2>It's soft eyes, right, it's a soft eye not see.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, very rish friend.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm Matt. I'm confounded. What what is it? Is it

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<v Speaker 2>a soft eye or is it just like a long

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<v Speaker 2>e sound?

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<v Speaker 1>You know, I don't want it's all grown up it. But

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<v Speaker 1>I'm really gonna miss you guys when the show's over.