Speaker 1: Welcome to the start tak You're about to get your name's.
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Speaker 4: Louis Armstrong, Is that you?
Speaker 1: Is that you?
Speaker 4: Is you survived the nuclear blast?
Speaker 1: It is so enfeeble.
Speaker 4: Welcome to the start Tag podcast, The only show podcast,
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Speaker 4: Chris Reagan, it is him, Tom Sweeney, it is him.
Speaker 4: Derek Blackman, Welcome to the show.
Speaker 1: Skate is Louis.
Speaker 4: He looks remarkably okay uh in his face, but he's
Speaker 4: wildly thin, like he's he looks like a he looks
Speaker 4: like damn near a wire frame version of himself, almost
Speaker 4: like you know how they made those They would make
Speaker 4: those like those wire twine kind of yes, yeah, toys
Speaker 4: for for kids in the fucking depression or whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, it's probably still imagine the world country.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I can't imagine.
Speaker 1: We're almost back to developing, developing. We're getting there. We're
Speaker 1: the very bottomble first world going to get the developing
Speaker 1: country again. It's gonna be late.
Speaker 4: First World going on third to thirty where it's almost over.
Speaker 1: I can't wait till.
Speaker 5: This sick movie starring Lindsay Lohan and the other who.
Speaker 1: That was Freaky Friday?
Speaker 4: It gets to Lindsay Lohan and then the United States?
Speaker 1: What's the what's the other one? The thirteen going on thirty?
Speaker 1: Which who's that? That was? Like? Mark wasn't Mark? No,
Speaker 1: thirty was? What's her name? Uh? Was thirteen going on thirty?
Speaker 1: Not Lindsay Lohan? I kind of no, that's Freaky Friday Fridays?
Speaker 1: Is it not? Is it not? Also thirteen going on thirty?
Speaker 1: I thought she was in both. No, Jennifer Gardner, Jennifer Gardner.
Speaker 1: Is that her name? Jennifer Garner Gardner Gardener? I said,
Speaker 1: Gardner's Gardner. She was at thirteen one thirty. She just
Speaker 1: became an adult all of a sudden. I don't remember
Speaker 1: that movie at all. I remember the name she knows
Speaker 1: too many times.
Speaker 4: The only thing I know about that movie isn't even
Speaker 4: something that I know because I just saw it on
Speaker 4: Twitter and I just assumed that it was true. But apparently,
Speaker 4: like thirteen minutes into that movie, the thing happens and
Speaker 4: like they switch or whatever they become old or whatever.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, it's interesting it happens at the
Speaker 4: thirteen minute mark, and thirteen going on thirty.
Speaker 1: It's kind of oh, oh, I guess they edited like that.
Speaker 1: Maybe I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't even know if that's true. I haven't seen
Speaker 4: the movie.
Speaker 1: That DOESNA sound like some bullshit? Yeah, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I can feel like the Freaky Friday thing happens mega early,
Speaker 4: does it?
Speaker 1: I think it happens and that too.
Speaker 4: Don't don't talk about acts as that's how it works,
Speaker 4: I know, but like it's just it's for.
Speaker 1: A film person and how it works.
Speaker 4: Not always, but yes, but there are acts movies. I
Speaker 4: just think it's I just think act wanted act too.
Speaker 4: Actore Like talking about a movie and acts is so sophisticated,
Speaker 4: And to apply that to like thirty, like uh, freaking Friday,
Speaker 4: it was like a waste, but it's true it this way.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't want to talk to most people
Speaker 1: that talk like that, Like I don't consider people. What's
Speaker 1: the end? They're humans?
Speaker 4: Like imagine being like, yeah, I really like the first
Speaker 4: act of Shallow, how like that would mean it that's
Speaker 4: an insane sense.
Speaker 1: It called shallow. Is that hallow? Like that's not you
Speaker 1: don't name something fucking shallow? How shallow? Shallow or hallow?
Speaker 1: You know, shall hollow insane? Yeah, like hollow, mean like
Speaker 1: hollow or hollow. But it's hallo. What is the point
Speaker 1: you're making. I'm just saying something you're.
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Speaker 1: Where we're at. Yeah we must lie in it.
Speaker 4: Yeah we must. Yeah, we must lie in our bed.
Speaker 4: Granda thought of six trailers out finally trailer too, trailer two,
Speaker 4: and it got and it got to release, Yeah and.
Speaker 5: It got, but it got delayed before the trailer.
Speaker 1: What do you mean?
Speaker 5: So Rockstar put out a a fucking uh a statement
Speaker 5: last week?
Speaker 1: Oh did they I think you're right.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, last week they're like, oh, but so I
Speaker 5: was talking to Jojo. Same thing happened to both of us.
Speaker 5: We saw May twenty six before we saw the year,
Speaker 5: so we're like, holy shit, this hit and I was like,
Speaker 5: this is coming out that same fucking month.
Speaker 1: And then you look again, Yeah, yeah, you're like oh.
Speaker 1: I was like, this is not possible because I was
Speaker 1: looking at them and I said, this is no, they're
Speaker 1: not They're not. Like how many people did that? How
Speaker 1: many people are like holy shit, Like what a bomb?
Speaker 1: Just want we just wanted it so bad.
Speaker 4: That's why they had the I think that's why they
Speaker 4: announced like, hey, we're gonna be delaying it before the
Speaker 4: trailer because so it's been like that would have been insane.
Speaker 1: It would have Yeah.
Speaker 4: I just feel it's the only game. It's one of
Speaker 4: the only games that anything could get. It's like Oblivion remastered,
Speaker 4: where like, dude, if they shadow dropped Granda thought of six, dude,
Speaker 4: that would have been that would be like a black
Speaker 4: Black Friday from like two thousand and one would be happening. Yeah,
Speaker 4: Like people would be trampling people just to get, like, dude,
Speaker 4: onto the.
Speaker 1: Do you remember if someone died in our town. Remember,
Speaker 1: and I assume that's true. Like in twenty eleven, someone
Speaker 1: died in our town. Good? Why what happened at the Walmart? Yes,
Speaker 1: someone got flattened. Oh. I think that was the year
Speaker 1: that we went no. But I didn't go with you.
Speaker 1: We went no. We hung out Black Friday on twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1: Right right, right, right, right right, twenty eleven. This is
Speaker 1: the one. I was like, I'm gonna go back. It's like,
Speaker 1: don't cakes. I have a bad feeling. I think I
Speaker 1: was working. Someone died. I think it was working put
Speaker 1: a hit on somebody. It's like hykakes, and you probably
Speaker 1: shouldn't go. Don't come. I mentioned your name, but like
Speaker 1: you shouldn't go anywhere. I feel bad about what I did.
Speaker 4: Kings's ground was like, don't go to them all tomorrow, dude,
Speaker 4: I like, you don't go to the mall tomorrow.
Speaker 1: Even trampled that. It's crazy.
Speaker 4: It is next level, like cause it's it's just collective disregard,
Speaker 4: you know.
Speaker 1: It's like a few somebody like who cares Like it's weird.
Speaker 4: The idea of like like a massive people just collaboratively
Speaker 4: stepping on you. To Dad, this isous politics.
Speaker 1: There's a few people to like just kind of stop it.
Speaker 1: That's why it's like it's like a it means you're
Speaker 1: being disregarded as you die, you know, and it's like
Speaker 1: they don't care about me.
Speaker 5: Are like animalistic like or animal instincts just come out
Speaker 5: and and so people, oh, Black Friday, I gotta me,
Speaker 5: me me, you know, like the greedy nature of us.
Speaker 5: And then the people die and then probably go home.
Speaker 5: They go home, they see it on the news and
Speaker 5: they're like, well, this sucks, Like that's that is the
Speaker 5: biggest reaction to get out of it.
Speaker 4: Well, thing for Black Friday, it's like the people who
Speaker 4: participated that in the first place are already so unsympathetic
Speaker 4: to your average person, like the idea that you would
Speaker 4: even be there, like if it and it's different if
Speaker 4: it's like a worker or whatever, right, but if it's
Speaker 4: like a customer that gets like, oh you got trample
Speaker 4: trying to get a TV, it's a little bit like
Speaker 4: the Spelunker. So it's not to the same degree, but
Speaker 4: it's in that territory.
Speaker 1: Yeah's crazy. You work. We've all worked at the jobs
Speaker 1: during that period of time. So I worked on Christmas
Speaker 1: Day and when I worked at Starbucks and they'd sort
Speaker 1: of be full of people on Christmas Day and like
Speaker 1: where trying to get ready to leave, We're trying to
Speaker 1: get a night done, and people are still in there
Speaker 1: ordering shit, coming through the drive to complain that we
Speaker 1: don't have stuff. And I'm like, oh, like that that
Speaker 1: flipped a switch in my mind to make me like
Speaker 1: way less caring about people, like very early, because I
Speaker 1: think working in retail will make you not like people actually,
Speaker 1: because you go to see people being shitty all the time,
Speaker 1: and it's like, what makes it worse is that it's
Speaker 1: not even like shittiness that's aimed like it's not even
Speaker 1: like shitness's aimed as us ambient shittiness ambien just around
Speaker 1: being shitty. And it was so fucked up that I
Speaker 1: was like, oh, dude, like I couldn't. I can't go
Speaker 1: back to that kind of job. Yeah, I will have
Speaker 1: to out shoot somebody.
Speaker 5: There are definitely if I ever had to do some
Speaker 5: type of customer service, it couldn't be that. Like like say,
Speaker 5: I with Jojo first got here to Cali, she was
Speaker 5: working at Target for like I forgot how many months,
Speaker 5: like three, four, months or something like that, and she
Speaker 5: was telling me about the amount of people that had
Speaker 5: like mental breakdowns at the.
Speaker 1: Almost including her too.
Speaker 4: But it was just dude, Yeah, I mean you're not
Speaker 4: paid enough to not have a mental breakdown.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's kind of what it is. And I was
Speaker 1: just like, damn, this sucks bad people all day is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's like you have to dealing with people because people
Speaker 1: coming and they bring their shit to you. Like I'm
Speaker 1: working in an aisle, I'm trying to put boxes away.
Speaker 1: Somebody comes and yells at me about a TV. I'm like,
Speaker 1: I didn't make them.
Speaker 4: How many people do you think went to GameStop this week?
Speaker 4: We were like do you have oh, because there's always
Speaker 4: those people who are only like slightly in touch with
Speaker 4: what's going on. So they hear about like granted auto
Speaker 4: and then they go as if like they as if
Speaker 4: they're even remote. All they did, Yeah, they didn't look
Speaker 4: into it at all.
Speaker 1: They have a car to have a phone, They didn't
Speaker 1: do any other legwork. Dude. People don't. I swear people don't.
Speaker 4: People don't aren't aren't curious because there's like a startling
Speaker 4: lack of curiosity today.
Speaker 1: Yes, it's also a really insane degree of like not
Speaker 1: understanding the shit you're absorbing around you. So you're like
Speaker 1: the media literacy, that shit is like broken, it's gone.
Speaker 1: But it's like seeing people like sit down and watch
Speaker 1: something and it comes to complete different ideas about something
Speaker 1: that's like very obvious. It's like, yeah, this dog died,
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, sure died, Like he got shot in
Speaker 1: the back of the head.
Speaker 4: It blew up getting lost the dude. So the grandst
Speaker 4: a six trailer, it's a trailer two is out May
Speaker 4: twenty six next year, so it's it's a full year
Speaker 4: between basically now and when it's out. And I think
Speaker 4: a lot of people were disappointed in that and then
Speaker 4: they saw the trailer and then we're like, okay, you
Speaker 4: take take as much time as you need for this,
Speaker 4: because I could not believe what I was seeing in
Speaker 4: that trail, like from like a visual perspective, and the
Speaker 4: fact that it's an open world game is crazy to me.
Speaker 1: The fact that they don't understand it's the whole state
Speaker 1: of Florida, well, I mean it had to be that.
Speaker 1: Well yeah, it had to had to scale up, but
Speaker 1: had to had to scaleup, that had the counties here
Speaker 1: and have to scale up to this date.
Speaker 4: Now, Yes, yeah, it's It's just there were certain shots,
Speaker 4: like the way that characters are animated. I said this
Speaker 4: on Twitter, and I said a little bit on a stream.
Speaker 4: But I'm just like, this is the first time that
Speaker 4: I've seen a video game where I don't know if
Speaker 4: you guys see this as much as I do, or
Speaker 4: maybe I'm like curiously like or very specifically anal about.
Speaker 1: This kind of thing, you know, But.
Speaker 4: In a lot of modern games, it's like I can
Speaker 4: see the dude in the motion capture suit as I'm
Speaker 4: watching a cutscene, you know what I mean, We're like
Speaker 4: they're like they're over, you know what i mean. Like
Speaker 4: there's like almost like a food fight. You ever see
Speaker 4: that movie Food Fight with the Charlie Sheen and fucking
Speaker 4: all those people. I think, what's what's a What's some
Speaker 4: Fiona Shrek Cameron Diaz, isn't it? Yeah, fucking horrible movie,
Speaker 4: but it's all motion capturing and it looks fucking ridiculous
Speaker 4: because it looks like they're motion capturing. Yeah, but it's
Speaker 4: the first time I've I watched the trailer for a
Speaker 4: video ga where I'm like I don't actually I don't
Speaker 4: see it actually, like it looks fucking mega convincing.
Speaker 1: Mmmm, it's insane. It's it's it's not bad.
Speaker 4: I think he's gonna run at twelve frames a second.
Speaker 1: It's definitely. I don't you know that was on a
Speaker 1: PS five. It was captured on PS five. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know how constoble. I don't know how, Like I'm
Speaker 1: usually someone like I think, I don't know, like because
Speaker 1: the graphic fidelity looks very good, but like as good
Speaker 1: as other things look, you know. That's but what happened
Speaker 1: is like the the the animation capture, like it just
Speaker 1: looks unreal. I'm like, this looks even me. I saw it,
Speaker 1: and I was like, this looks insane. What am I
Speaker 1: looking at? Dude?
Speaker 4: The first shut in, particularly the dude like step out
Speaker 4: of the car and the car's got like those like
Speaker 4: dirt those wet dirt sploshes on the fucking hood. I'm like,
Speaker 4: that's crazy. Yeah, even just the way they're moving like
Speaker 4: it's it's truly like it looks like they spent a
Speaker 4: billion dollars on exactly.
Speaker 1: That's the thing.
Speaker 5: Like I think a lot of companies could do that.
Speaker 5: If if they had the resources in time, and you
Speaker 5: look at some games, you understand, like I was I
Speaker 5: was poking fun at like clear obscure. Yeah, and I
Speaker 5: was just poking fun at the hair and you look
Speaker 5: at the hair and I'm like yeah, and the lip
Speaker 5: syncing is off, and sure, there's just a couple of things,
Speaker 5: but I'm like, look, look, I I don't actually care.
Speaker 5: It's just it's just I'm like, oh, yeah, it's not
Speaker 5: a big deal that those things are not perfect. In
Speaker 5: other video games, you expect it, but when you see
Speaker 5: it done like this, you're like, yo, like yo, you
Speaker 5: want don't see the Yeah, I don't need this from everything,
Speaker 5: but like that is crazy that they're able to do this.
Speaker 1: It's the idea of like you don't need to opportuny
Speaker 1: to be baters Gate three, but the fact that ball
Speaker 1: is going to do what it did it still fucking crazy. Yeah, exactly.
Speaker 1: It's like that things that everything, everything needs, everything has
Speaker 1: its own thing, you know, Like it's this is gonna
Speaker 1: be like I'm not I'm not a GT lever. I'm
Speaker 1: always going to be a more Red Dead fan. I
Speaker 1: think the world of Red Dead is leads to more
Speaker 1: fun storytelling for me. Sure, that's always my personal opinion.
Speaker 4: I would agree it's more fantastical, yeah, because it is, like,
Speaker 4: you know, wild West is like a fantasy setting board
Speaker 4: exactly exactly.
Speaker 1: But this looks fucking insane. This looks like I even me,
Speaker 1: even me, I'm like, yo, that looks Coreol literally was
Speaker 1: having a fucking manic at that because she loves GT.
Speaker 1: That's a favorite fucking game.
Speaker 4: So she's so funny to me that that she like,
Speaker 4: that's not why she's I think a lot of girls
Speaker 4: like games like that Grand theft At Yeah, because they
Speaker 4: get to go around and be fucked up with all consequences.
Speaker 1: I think I think people just like those kinds of games.
Speaker 4: I don't know if I know many girls who liked.
Speaker 1: Can you can put that? You can? Because the thing
Speaker 1: about the thing about DT is that you can put
Speaker 1: someone in the game and they could just play.
Speaker 4: It and do it and it's very playable, and.
Speaker 1: It's it's like it's just it's a bit of like
Speaker 1: it's a different direction. It's like Mario Kart. You can
Speaker 1: just play that game, you know, I know what you're saying.
Speaker 1: It's it's very easy to kick up and just kind
Speaker 1: of interact with but I get in the car, I
Speaker 1: steal a car, run somebody over, person that drive car away.
Speaker 1: They got a toddler to do it, and.
Speaker 4: You know they got they got some good jiggle physics
Speaker 4: going on.
Speaker 1: They emotion, the emphasis on the chick. When she was
Speaker 1: walking her dress, I was like, I was like, you
Speaker 1: guys know exactly what for sure? I was just like,
Speaker 1: that's this is how you cut a trailer. This is trailer.
Speaker 1: You have something for everybody, even though what what what
Speaker 1: are the fucking uh the anti woke people are gonna
Speaker 1: say about that? You don't know, because.
Speaker 5: There, I'm sure they're gonna find something like, oh, a woman,
Speaker 5: but also like, look at her cheeks, you know what
Speaker 5: I'm saying. So he's really gonna be complaining. You can't
Speaker 5: say there are no hot women in the fucking game.
Speaker 1: I watch this. There's gonna be a gay strip club
Speaker 1: in the game. I bet. Of course, yeah, of course
Speaker 1: it's the first thing they're gonna find, the first place
Speaker 1: I'm going back.
Speaker 4: Of course, I gotta see how they're gonna do that.
Speaker 1: I gotta I gotta go, and I gotta make sure
Speaker 1: I don't shoot it up. That's not crazy. I gotta
Speaker 1: be on my best behavior, have data.
Speaker 4: Like collecting provis like you shot up the nightclub.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I'm gonna mark you with an achievement to
Speaker 1: make sure that like.
Speaker 4: Bigot, but dude, no, yeah, I mean look, I've been
Speaker 4: mostly curious and excited by granted OOTO six from like
Speaker 4: a just a curiosity standpoint, like I'm really excited to
Speaker 4: see how the do you think I think you had
Speaker 4: like thirty million views in.
Speaker 1: Seven hours or something that trailing.
Speaker 4: Yah, sure, it's gonna be so massive, and I'm just
Speaker 4: curious is how it's gonna shake up everything? I know
Speaker 4: for a fact May is gonna be an emptiest fuck
Speaker 4: month next because now everybody knows that it's And by
Speaker 4: the way, you're gonna start seeing a lot of release
Speaker 4: dates for this year coming out now that now that
Speaker 4: they're out, suddenly fun suddenly Fall is going to be like, oh,
Speaker 4: we're out in November, and like I'm not telling you
Speaker 4: like you're gonna see a ship ton of that.
Speaker 1: I prefer that it's great. Yeah. Now, it's just I
Speaker 1: just can't. I just I don't. I don't know, man, Well,
Speaker 1: I just can't believe that game looks the way like
Speaker 1: I'm still I'm almost traumatized. I'm almost like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: I felt like they had Like I just felt like,
Speaker 1: get it had to be. It had to But the
Speaker 1: funny thing is what it had to for us that paytreright.
Speaker 1: But I would say the vast majority of people that
Speaker 1: would play don't even care about that, right. A lot
Speaker 1: of those people are still playing GGA online. That's true. Yeah, Like,
Speaker 1: like I haven't played that shit since like twenty seventeen. Dude,
Speaker 1: I haven't played that since like twenty thirteen, probably twenty fourteen.
Speaker 1: It's been long. When I broke my first PS three,
Speaker 1: I was like, well, I guess I'm done. I never
Speaker 1: played Yeah, yeah, I don't know. I think they're still
Speaker 1: doing stuff for that too. I saw.
Speaker 5: I just went on Rockstar's website and there was like
Speaker 5: there was the little post about the release which had
Speaker 5: no information. They're like, oh read here. I thought it
Speaker 5: was like for more and it was the exact same
Speaker 5: thing that I saw on Twitter. I was like, oh,
Speaker 5: this just made me click for no fucking reason.
Speaker 4: Well, there's a lot of well they put like eighty
Speaker 4: screenshots up on their website. Oh of like and like
Speaker 4: character details and all sorts of shit like that.
Speaker 1: But yeah, that it looks good.
Speaker 5: I did see a lot of a lot of you know,
Speaker 5: there's certain people that will be mad because that's a
Speaker 5: lot of black people, so a lot of black characters.
Speaker 5: And I was like, good, that's right, Yeah, good.
Speaker 1: In Florida, right next to the Caribbean Islands.
Speaker 4: What Yeah, that girl, there's a girl like but there's
Speaker 4: like a girl who's like doing that in the trail.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I'm in love with this person. Good, you
Speaker 1: see you see me, you see interest. This was great.
Speaker 1: I'm really curious to get to.
Speaker 4: Know you on a personal level. Though.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I just hope, I just hope everything's I was
Speaker 1: just the only the only thing that I have a
Speaker 1: problem with is uh Charlie and he died. Florida was
Speaker 1: so fucking weird. I'm just like, I hope everything is
Speaker 1: like around the same m nothing incredibly worse, so we
Speaker 1: can just enjoy g T six when it comes out.
Speaker 1: Oh I know what you're saying. The world is destroyed
Speaker 1: by the time. I just still holding together long enough
Speaker 1: for maybe it'll save the economy. Man. Yeah, I dude.
Speaker 4: One thing I will say too, is that look, you know, man,
Speaker 4: I'm not really I'm I'm not the kind of person
Speaker 4: to be.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, go out and buy a fucking machine.
Speaker 4: If you're thinking about, like this is making me think
Speaker 4: about getting a PlayStation, you should probably do it now
Speaker 4: because it's only going to get more expensive to get
Speaker 4: a PlayStation.
Speaker 1: Good point.
Speaker 4: The PlayStation five is was the cheapest it ever was
Speaker 4: or has been on the day it came out. That's
Speaker 4: what's fucked about it, because inflation made it worse. So
Speaker 4: like theoretically, like the cheapest you could have ever gone
Speaker 4: to a PlayStation was on the day that it came out,
Speaker 4: even just the discounts that they did, Like I think
Speaker 4: I saw it was like three seventy something or whatever,
Speaker 4: like three years after it came out for like a
Speaker 4: little bit, that price was like eroded by like inflation.
Speaker 4: So it's just like you would have paid more during
Speaker 4: the sale in twenty twenty three that you would have
Speaker 4: paid at day. It's it's fucked, But don't be waiting
Speaker 4: around because tech is only going to get more and
Speaker 4: more expensive unless this whole thing fixes itself, which I
Speaker 4: just don't foresee that, I think.
Speaker 1: Reminders before she gets too crazy, Yeah, I already. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm a I probably, I don't know. We'll see. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna see how I feel because I'm more. I hope
Speaker 1: that it doesn't take forever to get on PC. Yeah,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, forgot.
Speaker 4: I mean I have I have my old PS five.
Speaker 4: You could borrow you could have it or borrow it
Speaker 4: when it comes out. If if that's the case, that.
Speaker 1: Would be great. If I borrow, it'd be great.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I got no promen that it's sitting in my
Speaker 4: room not really doing anything.
Speaker 1: Oh nice, Yeah, mine, honestly mine too. Mine is in
Speaker 1: my living room. I guess I might start playing Destiny again.
Speaker 1: Well did you have you have a pro? U? No,
Speaker 1: but I don't really use my PlayStation like that? What
Speaker 1: do you what are you gonna You're gonna play G
Speaker 1: six on that? Though? Right? What are you gonna play
Speaker 1: it on? I might around that time, might just buy
Speaker 1: Lily a PlayStation for her birthday and just have that
Speaker 1: one in the main house like the Pro. Yeah, buy
Speaker 1: her pro. You didn't buy her a pro? Yeah? If
Speaker 1: I sell you mine, I'll just buy her a Pro. Well,
Speaker 1: but I mean she gonna use it will be mine effective,
Speaker 1: it'll be like it's like I like he like, he like.
Speaker 4: He pretends like it's like this is for the good
Speaker 4: of everyone. It's the same thing with his like switch arguments,
Speaker 4: like I'm buying the switch for everybody.
Speaker 1: I am, i am family. I'm the one that everybody
Speaker 1: comes over to my house. So I'm just gonna do that.
Speaker 4: He said, Honey, I don't think that's true really, Like yeah,
Speaker 4: it in a means places where people go.
Speaker 1: People don't really go to your house. That's not true.
Speaker 1: Your house is small. People know it's small, but it's
Speaker 1: people might have friends, have friends will come over come. Hang, okay, man, please,
Speaker 1: you're welcome. Whatever. It's fine turning into him small little
Speaker 1: house and a fat little PlayStation is literally fat, like
Speaker 1: comparatively a fat.
Speaker 4: It is a fucking beast of a machine. Did you
Speaker 4: see the PlayStation in the in the g G six trailer,
Speaker 4: by the way, it's like just.
Speaker 1: Sitting I didn't.
Speaker 4: It's like a fake PlayStation, but it's got the dual shock.
Speaker 4: It's when Lucy comes home in the in the traffic,
Speaker 4: get up and like lays down on him on the couch.
Speaker 4: It's like a PlayStation controller on the wind around the window,
Speaker 4: on the table and it's the old one with like the.
Speaker 1: Uh oh the light bar on the PS four Oh okay,
Speaker 1: which is fucking funny. They probably intended to make it
Speaker 1: then maybe I don't know, you imagine. I'm so curious
Speaker 1: that game did he fuck it all got to make
Speaker 1: so much money? Twelve years old now eleven years ok online?
Speaker 1: Well five eight, Well, it came out twenty thirteen. It
Speaker 1: came out of the same year.
Speaker 4: I think it came out a couple months later, but
Speaker 4: I think it was the same year. So twenty thirteen,
Speaker 4: it's been.
Speaker 1: Twelve year olds twelve years going with strong, so we
Speaker 1: were probably ever gonna jump off that shit. No, I know, dude.
Speaker 4: I saw I was because I was looking for the
Speaker 4: trailer to watch it on street because I was looking for
Speaker 4: the first trailer. I forgot the Little six because I
Speaker 4: remember seeing that trailer and being like, oh, it looks good,
Speaker 4: you know. But then I saw this one. I was like,
Speaker 4: what the fuck? This looks insane. There must have been
Speaker 4: like a crazy jumping quality. And I went back to
Speaker 4: find it and there absolutely was. But like I was
Speaker 4: scrolling through all this GTA five stuff and it's just
Speaker 4: like there's these like GT online expansions that have trailers
Speaker 4: that have like millions of views, like this is like
Speaker 4: a huge I think even beyond like I think I
Speaker 4: understand it's like roadblocks kind of right where it's just
Speaker 4: like you understand that this thing is huge in the
Speaker 4: background somewhere, it just doesn't have any intersection with you
Speaker 4: or the people that you know.
Speaker 6: Right.
Speaker 4: But like I was, I was looking at some of
Speaker 4: these trailers, it's like ten million views for the fucking
Speaker 4: for some like Heist that was added to.
Speaker 1: GT on line.
Speaker 4: I'm like, brat, dude, it's that's a big fucking game.
Speaker 4: It's insane.
Speaker 5: So I took fucking forever to make a new one
Speaker 5: because I'm actually gotta have to.
Speaker 1: At a certain point, I was like yeah, I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: we'll just continue this forever because they can. Yeah. But hey, kudos,
Speaker 1: I mean took uh over ten years, but kudos, kudos.
Speaker 4: It looks I mean, it looks worth. It looks it
Speaker 4: looks like it's worth the way it looks like they
Speaker 4: got the.
Speaker 1: Modello in there. Yeah, so happy to see Modello. It
Speaker 1: was so weird.
Speaker 4: I think it's called Daho or something day hoo. Of
Speaker 4: those like the weird yeah, how they remember the faggio.
Speaker 1: The faggio? Do you remember the cigarettes?
Speaker 4: No, the the it's it's like a scooter.
Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, yeah I thought you like the I
Speaker 1: know what you mean now, Yeah, okay, I think that.
Speaker 1: I think it's gonna be a fun game. I'm excited
Speaker 1: to see what it is. I'm excited to see what
Speaker 1: the rockstar writing team has with that man, because I
Speaker 1: never I've never really thought any of the g G
Speaker 1: stories were like particularly good fun. They're fun. They're fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they're fun, just fun.
Speaker 4: They're not as compelling as the Red Dead ones, I think,
Speaker 4: but four gets pretty close. I think g J four
Speaker 4: is actually like under underappreciated writing wise.
Speaker 1: Like they don't know, they don't really do dramatic music
Speaker 1: and moments and stuff, and gt A like, uh not really.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we're the only one that gets even remotely dramatic.
Speaker 4: And even that's kind of like it's it's dramatic, but
Speaker 4: it's like there's like a hint of like a joke.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's still whimsical and whimsical.
Speaker 4: All the characters are just like way over the top. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know, like there's that that fucking roided up dude
Speaker 4: in g T A four, I can't remember his name.
Speaker 4: Oh God damn it, the ball dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna rub his name. He's like Brucie Bradley Martin.
Speaker 4: Brucey was a fucking trip. Little Jacob, Little Jacob's.
Speaker 1: Little Jacob, Little Jacob, Little Jacob is the most Jamaican
Speaker 1: person ever desperately need subtitles. Little fucking like little little
Speaker 1: Jacob sounds inaudible to people that speak English. Yeah or
Speaker 1: so the Nico Beles week in his native tongue.
Speaker 4: Dude, Nico was even most of the time. Nico's like, yeah, yes, man,
Speaker 4: I understand the the general vibe of what you are saying.
Speaker 1: That's great. Little Jacob was great. I remember the first time.
Speaker 1: I'm just like, what, dude, I no clue what he's saying.
Speaker 1: I don't. I know. He's passionate though, he's a very
Speaker 1: passionate character. He's a passionate guy. I get it. That's
Speaker 1: his little friendship meter. That's all that matters. His passion. Really,
Speaker 1: at the end of the day, we got a lot
Speaker 1: of passion. It gets your team Jacob.
Speaker 4: Anyway, Yeah, is there anything else that we should touch on.
Speaker 4: I feel like that's that's really the only big thing
Speaker 4: that happened since we last recorded. Yeah, yeah, And I
Speaker 4: think we talked about Gears a little bit when when
Speaker 4: that right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we talked a little bit about Gears grind Ride.
Speaker 4: I love the I forgot about that. The grinder from
Speaker 4: the guy the grinder from Gears are were swiping on.
Speaker 1: Grind grinder on a grinder. That's awesome.
Speaker 4: Do you think they're gonna do that in like like
Speaker 4: when Day comes out because it is the prequel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, right, there's gonna be a grind and there's gonna
Speaker 1: be a grinder reference. No.
Speaker 4: What I mean is because in the two thousands there
Speaker 4: was like a hinge of cheekiness to it right where
Speaker 4: it was just like, you know, why would why would
Speaker 4: they be doing that? Like why would they say grind?
Speaker 4: Why would they say like, why would they say.
Speaker 1: What they're doing?
Speaker 4: Other then to just give like a little quirk to
Speaker 4: it and make it kind of funny. I hope it's
Speaker 4: there because games are getting more dramatic or whatever, but like,
Speaker 4: I hope they don't have all Right, let me ask
Speaker 4: you something, queen, how would you guys feel if Gears
Speaker 4: of the New Gears of War comes out right, it's
Speaker 4: a prequel, and then it's about Marcus and dom No no, no,
Speaker 4: and they meet a really nice locust who's just misunderstood.
Speaker 1: Stop No, I know that's that's like, what is it
Speaker 1: gonna be like it's like cry like where the demons
Speaker 1: are misunderstood. No, but I just don't want. I just
Speaker 1: don't want. Like, you can't you can't, you can't start,
Speaker 1: you can't have you can't have nameless, faceless evils for years. Well,
Speaker 1: then all of a sudden they would be like, I'm
Speaker 1: a nice grinder, grind. I think the good thing is
Speaker 1: that I guess it would have I guess it would have.
Speaker 5: Worked because they're like, you know, they're like hives. They're
Speaker 5: like look, you know, they're like a swarm.
Speaker 1: They're evil, they're they're controlled. So it's not like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm the.
Speaker 5: Only independent, independent of the queen and I'm gonna help
Speaker 5: you guys, because fuck my race, I don't.
Speaker 1: You know what I mean this it doesn't work because
Speaker 1: of how long it's been this way, you know, like
Speaker 1: if there is that we've played this, even if they're well,
Speaker 1: even two would be dumb to the problem is that
Speaker 1: you have to start off the world with it being
Speaker 1: like that, where like there may have been years in
Speaker 1: canon of things being sucked up, but the story interacts
Speaker 1: with you direct with one that's not fucked up.
Speaker 5: They would just have to re They would have literally
Speaker 5: that if that ever existed from the very first game,
Speaker 5: the idea would have to be different than like what
Speaker 5: they are, you know, and you know, like say, I
Speaker 5: don't know how it would have felt because it just
Speaker 5: would have been the thing that existed. But I can
Speaker 5: tell you that from hearing it, I'm not, Oh that's better,
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, I definitely I like the mindless fucking
Speaker 5: Like I was thinking about the guy with the shield
Speaker 5: and the flail, like, yeah.
Speaker 1: We used to call him battle when I was younger,
Speaker 1: we called him battle Battle. Yeah, the Maller. I think
Speaker 1: the mall is the guy with the flips with the
Speaker 1: with the rapid burst pistol. No that's in Oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: that's fuck can't it's not it's not the maller. I
Speaker 1: know what that is. I can't remember, like a scorn
Speaker 1: or something like something like right and on the floor
Speaker 1: idiots are ye? Like I was just slow down, When
Speaker 1: are you doing it's gonna bother that. I love snapping
Speaker 1: him mid roll, so he just he just baby blades
Speaker 1: ragged alf.
Speaker 5: Those guys are the best of his Torque bowl. If
Speaker 5: you have the bowl, Cantas Cantas.
Speaker 1: I love that. I'd love shooting him with the sniper
Speaker 1: and he just starts turning into a bus and his
Speaker 1: cut through the map and I'm like, nice, that's cool.
Speaker 1: Fair on guard with the fucking.
Speaker 4: It's such a fucking it's such an unapologetically cool game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, here's a torque bow. It that's sick. It sounds
Speaker 1: great sound design on that thing, but it's really it's
Speaker 1: really a game for that generation of like, let's make
Speaker 1: an edgys fucking game where muscular dudes. Yeah, totally beating
Speaker 1: a funk out of Alien.
Speaker 4: It's just like, oh yeah, the maller you had the
Speaker 4: little shield. I love you could take it from him
Speaker 4: and then plant it in the ground.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can run around with it him and use
Speaker 1: the pistol over it. Yeah. God, I love the Years
Speaker 1: of War two.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, man, it would be so good if
Speaker 4: it was playable on fucking modern hardware.
Speaker 1: I don't even we should definitely like if that ever happens.
Speaker 4: By the way, we got to do a stream or
Speaker 4: something because like I got I gotta play that.
Speaker 1: Game again, because that's too it's too fucking I think,
Speaker 1: so to cover cancel, so I can probably do that
Speaker 1: a cover cancel store, so I probably, oh, yeah, that's right.
Speaker 1: It was. It was. It got to the point where
Speaker 1: PvP was just like, like unplayable, looks ridiculous. I was
Speaker 1: never it was not fun. It was watched flying across
Speaker 1: the stage and I'm like, what's happened.
Speaker 5: It reminded me it was like lesser, a lesser version
Speaker 5: of Fortnite, and how people were kind of like it
Speaker 5: just looked like people were seizuring to build ship and everything.
Speaker 1: I was like, dude, that's not fun. Or watching the
Speaker 1: Call of Duty where it's just it just keeps going
Speaker 1: modern dity where it's people are like the mouse like
Speaker 1: and forth like this mock ten look, say what you want.
Speaker 1: Modern Call of Duty movement is insane. That shit as
Speaker 1: cool as fun. I can't even conceptualize it, Like I
Speaker 1: think I'm too old now because I'm like I did,
Speaker 1: I can't do this. It's spastic.
Speaker 4: It's spastic in a way that even spastic games when
Speaker 4: the past were not like Tribes and like Unreal Tournament,
Speaker 4: Like those are fast fucking games, but like you could
Speaker 4: still understand what the fuck was going on. I feel
Speaker 4: like in Moner called Didy, it's just like to mess.
Speaker 1: It's not running backwards is nuts, It's not satisfactory to watch.
Speaker 5: It's uh, it's not like you know, boomers back in
Speaker 5: the day, they have trouble with things that are very
Speaker 5: normal to us. Like they were saying the live action
Speaker 5: Transformer films, like it's unwatchable. I can't tell what's happening.
Speaker 5: I'm like, well, I don't think you know what you're
Speaker 5: looking at.
Speaker 1: I think that's what that is.
Speaker 4: But like I kind of also don't, like I don't
Speaker 4: know when when they're transforming, and it's just a bunch
Speaker 4: of metals lost.
Speaker 5: The point the point of the transforming is it's just
Speaker 5: supposed to be a much of parts doing things. But
Speaker 5: like it was mainly the fight scenes that they were
Speaker 5: complaining about, like I can't tell what's happened, And then
Speaker 5: they said they all look the same, and I'm like, no,
Speaker 5: they don't. They all actually have distinct features and they're
Speaker 5: different heights and they're to me. It's like it's like
Speaker 5: when they say, like, oh, all Asians look the same,
Speaker 5: I'm like, no, they don't.
Speaker 1: I don't think it's closed. I think it's literally the
Speaker 1: same thing.
Speaker 4: Because the Transformers in then, or at least the first
Speaker 4: few movies, like I think they actually simplified them recently,
Speaker 4: right like in the in the more like just.
Speaker 5: Go back and look at the models. They they're all
Speaker 5: very different, but they're all different. It's over giant red
Speaker 5: blue on them. This guy is all silver.
Speaker 4: It's it's red blue, but it's all like darkly lit.
Speaker 4: And then like there's I think it's more of a
Speaker 4: problem of overdesign, Like the Transformers.
Speaker 1: Are over I think they are. I think the modern
Speaker 1: the movie ones they are over designed. I agree with that,
Speaker 1: But I do not think they're compared to the cartoons. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but what the fuck? But I think I think they're
Speaker 1: like three pieces in the cartoons. But I think they're distinguished.
Speaker 1: I think they are objectively distinguishable things like I can well,
Speaker 1: I think that's I'm never gonna mix. I also like Transformers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like from the series. I'm like, oh, I can tell
Speaker 1: that's that, that's this, this is that I'm not even
Speaker 1: saying I'm not even saying it's good. I'm just saying that,
Speaker 1: like I never I guess I never understood that criticism.
Speaker 5: But I feel like people were saying the same thing.
Speaker 5: And this is different because this is even crazier to me.
Speaker 5: When they're talking about Man of Steel, they're like, I
Speaker 5: can't keep up with what the action?
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you? What are you talking about?
Speaker 1: They're just fighting. I didn't.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's weird because like there's some movies that definitely
Speaker 4: are the actions cut up really poorly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then I actually think.
Speaker 4: Even the most recentcy Is in a dary level has
Speaker 4: a little bit of that more, like especially in like
Speaker 4: that that last fight in the second episode where it's
Speaker 4: just like they're breaking the one hundred and eighty degree
Speaker 4: rule like five times in a row, and you're like,
Speaker 4: it's not hard to keep up with necessarily, but it's
Speaker 4: it's it doesn't.
Speaker 1: Flow super well.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but uh, Man of Steel, I felt like the
Speaker 4: only I think one of the only good things about
Speaker 4: that the action in that movie is actually that it's
Speaker 4: easily followable.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they keep the camera pretty steady. It's a lot
Speaker 1: of knocking person far away into place, but it's.
Speaker 4: Very dragon ball. But it's not like the camera. It's
Speaker 4: not like shaky cam, you know what I mean. I
Speaker 4: hate shaky cam and fucking in those movies.
Speaker 1: It works in horror, but like other than that, it
Speaker 1: doesn't work anything.
Speaker 4: Else barely even like I don't know, I don't, I
Speaker 4: just hate shaky cam.
Speaker 5: You need a little bit and you need a little
Speaker 5: bit of of that chaos because sure, yeah, if stationary,
Speaker 5: if you see a stationary horror, it's it's kind of
Speaker 5: a stationary like I don't need a tripod, Like I
Speaker 5: don't know, just like let me folk, it's not what's happening,
Speaker 5: Like I don't even care that's.
Speaker 1: Happening, you know, like someone's getting ripped, like what the fuck,
Speaker 1: what the fuck? What the fuck? Solid no movement, Holy ship,
Speaker 1: Holy ship, and he ripped them open. Holy ship.
Speaker 5: It's very weird seeing because some people, you know, maybe
Speaker 5: they're they're not like I said, it's not it's not
Speaker 5: on a tripod or whatever, but they're not really moving
Speaker 5: very off too much. And it's like, oh, our our, our,
Speaker 5: our choreography is so impressive. We don't need a bunch
Speaker 5: of extra but at a certain point, it's like it's
Speaker 5: almost like you're on set, you know, when when they're
Speaker 5: when you don't add a little bit of the extra stuff.
Speaker 1: I know what you mean, but I I think I
Speaker 1: feel more.
Speaker 4: I get that feeling, but I think I feel more
Speaker 4: like if there's like too much shaking cam I feel
Speaker 4: like I can see the dude holding the cameras.
Speaker 1: Know I I could.
Speaker 4: I can picture like moving around like I'm just like,
Speaker 4: all right, you're you're I see you.
Speaker 5: There's uh, there's definitely a healthy balance. Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah. Yeah, Look, man,
Speaker 5: how the week I think we're gears.
Speaker 1: We're just talking about gearars. We're talking about like whether
Speaker 1: whether or not we talked about it. I don't think
Speaker 1: everybody should harass. We're talking about if there's a friendly,
Speaker 1: if they just make a friendly located friend. I don't know, man,
Speaker 1: I like, I don't I personally subscribe to that. I
Speaker 1: don't like there being straight up evil native races to
Speaker 1: worlds like natural. Don't mind. My thing is saying natural
Speaker 1: races is one thing I think, like, I don't think
Speaker 1: they had to be evil. They're being controlled. Well that's true,
Speaker 1: that's true, that's true. But the idea is that like,
Speaker 1: I don't like mind flares are fine with me being evil.
Speaker 1: They're literally aliens, you.
Speaker 4: Know, but that's kind of the what's what do you mean?
Speaker 1: But they like they exist in a state of like
Speaker 1: they are not from Earth, They're not from the same
Speaker 1: place as we are, so they're distinguishing of us as
Speaker 1: creatures is completely different for oars is to them, you know,
Speaker 1: they can be good potentially, like some of them. We
Speaker 1: meet one in a game that's like not a fucking
Speaker 1: piece of he like, I'm just killing you know, looking
Speaker 1: at mushrooms and ship but like there are but like
Speaker 1: elves and orcs, they always in the same plane of
Speaker 1: existence already, I think them being evil doesn't really make
Speaker 1: sense to me. That's my personal Why doesn't Why wouldn't
Speaker 1: it make sense because I feel like they're evil would
Speaker 1: just be societal. It wouldn't be like a a like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm naturally evil when something is created by like by
Speaker 1: magical means.
Speaker 4: It's like zombies, men, it's like the zombies is a
Speaker 4: good well, but they're from here.
Speaker 1: But no, zombies and zombies are like a thing, like
Speaker 1: some sort of thing, external thing makes them because a
Speaker 1: person isn't like running logs and eat people. You know,
Speaker 1: what's external about it? Though a zombie?
Speaker 4: What's external about a zombie existing in a natural world or.
Speaker 1: Because the fact it's its existence is based off of
Speaker 1: eating other things, you know, like an animal? They mall
Speaker 1: ether people. But the thing is that, like orcs are
Speaker 1: like intelligent for the most part, the ones I've usually attracted,
Speaker 1: they're like relatively what do you mean, like from reading
Speaker 1: or whatever I've seen the ones I know person my
Speaker 1: buddies or my fuddies or on the next episode we
Speaker 1: can talk to about it. Need the orc on like
Speaker 1: he's so much for buddy catching him out of me
Speaker 1: over Sorry, sometimes the little oil a little angry, you know,
Speaker 1: he grabs Derek in his head and bigger than your head.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, sorry, I'm almost like sorry, sorry, Well that's
Speaker 1: why ill that.
Speaker 4: I don't know, I don't It depends whatever is good
Speaker 4: for the story, I guess. But like I think, yeah,
Speaker 4: friendly or a friendly locus would be so disappointed, Like.
Speaker 1: He's like thin, he's like tiny, tiny little Oh.
Speaker 4: He's like he's like a twink.
Speaker 1: Interesting. What the do they do?
Speaker 5: Like say, because like say orcs theoretically orcs aren't evil.
Speaker 1: They're like any other nation that's just trying to conquer,
Speaker 1: do whatever, Like you work outside of the place that
Speaker 1: orcs are and words. The people in the regular.
Speaker 5: Persons, like they have families, they obviously they're hanging they're
Speaker 5: not with their families, just brooding, you know, like they
Speaker 5: just they're probably hanging out, eating last working out, just
Speaker 5: orcing out. Their wife's there and there's.
Speaker 1: Eats his wife. So it's it's for intelligent creatures. I
Speaker 1: think it's kind of a problem. But when it's like
Speaker 1: when it's hives or when it's like you know, when
Speaker 1: it's when there are things that are intelligence. What about
Speaker 1: the flood The floods intelligent and the hives. Yeah, but
Speaker 1: it's also by its nature in citious, so it's necessarily
Speaker 1: it's just trying to survive.
Speaker 5: And incendiary, uh in in incendiary is not right? And insidious.
Speaker 1: What is it? I don't know what the words called
Speaker 1: insidious creature? I don't is there suggestion is the thing?
Speaker 1: He just well, it's like this, the the thing itself,
Speaker 1: like the in the noun is there. I don't think
Speaker 1: there's a word. There's no in city.
Speaker 5: I in ceo, there's something yeah, it doesn't matter, but
Speaker 5: that to have that sort of mind like it would
Speaker 5: you would need there like motivation.
Speaker 1: So but does the flood have motivation or is it
Speaker 1: just it just is the flood?
Speaker 4: Is the flood's motivation is it's it's it's like a
Speaker 4: it's like a publicly owned business, where like the goal
Speaker 4: is just to grow, I think.
Speaker 1: Line and that's and that's but you think that's just
Speaker 1: like nature. It's not like, actually, it's it's nature.
Speaker 4: I think it's intelligent enough to understand that what it's
Speaker 4: doing is harming other people. But it also like it is,
Speaker 4: it's it's nature.
Speaker 1: It's also trying to return to its original form that's
Speaker 1: like a fucking galaxy god or something like that.
Speaker 5: And and it is that like say it and it's
Speaker 5: and it's like it's so it's not insidious because it's
Speaker 5: just no hard feelings.
Speaker 1: This is what I need to do to grow kind
Speaker 1: of or is it like doing this this is great?
Speaker 1: It is intelligent enough to know that it's doing bad
Speaker 1: ship because because it like it makes jokes and soliloquies
Speaker 1: at you, it doesn't give you speeches. Well that's that's
Speaker 1: actually a good point. Then that could see that like,
Speaker 1: it's not it's not, it's not lie and in an
Speaker 1: insidious nature. Well, I think it's telling you Shakespeare, where
Speaker 1: did he learns from the humans he absorbed. He's like, oh,
Speaker 1: Shakespeare seems cool. Use his words on you. It's like,
Speaker 1: what you're a monster.
Speaker 4: I think it is that Shakespeare comes from it.
Speaker 1: Oh, which is wild? No, I don't know. I don't
Speaker 1: mind like an evil.
Speaker 4: I just think, like the locusts are so clearly like
Speaker 4: you can't make a They're so ugly.
Speaker 1: Well they're they're they're ugly.
Speaker 4: In a way that's not even like respectable because like
Speaker 4: an alien, like the arbiter is ugly, right, I think
Speaker 4: he looks, but the arbiter is an alien. Like the
Speaker 4: locusts look like zombies. They look like yoked up zombies.
Speaker 5: But they're like like I forgot how they started, Like
Speaker 5: was it Marcus's dad and some people were they landed
Speaker 5: marcus Dad lands.
Speaker 1: On the planet. They were doing some dumb ship with
Speaker 1: fucking ether or some fucking random whatever that thing is
Speaker 1: that that emotion or some emotion, and they woke them up.
Speaker 1: They were in a car, they were in the choir.
Speaker 1: I thought they like are they wearing pants, the locusts. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: they know they have clothes on. Yeah, they have clothes,
Speaker 1: clothes one of them, one of them has a baseball hat.
Speaker 1: So that means that they have their dicks out. They
Speaker 1: took their pants off. If you took and you took
Speaker 1: a log his dick, I want to do they have dicks.
Speaker 1: I think they have dicks. They come out of the thing, right.
Speaker 4: I think they rubbed their fucking filthy cloacas on each other.
Speaker 1: I mean, actually, they don't know, don't they They're not born,
Speaker 1: don't they spawn?
Speaker 4: They are born in nests, aren't they.
Speaker 1: They don't they come to be. They don't, like you're
Speaker 1: not born.
Speaker 4: I think they're like I think they're born in like
Speaker 4: like gross like alien eggs.
Speaker 1: Like don't have bingus, they don't got nothing there. They're
Speaker 1: like caribbeans. They're born in eggs. So you and I,
Speaker 1: so we come from eggs. Now, I'm not like you.
Speaker 1: That's crazy. I was born in the sack that ripped open. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so insane. And then but the government just let you
Speaker 1: be because like they don't know. I have told on
Speaker 1: him yet. Oh that's that's why he works here for free.
Speaker 1: Only the idea, you know the idea of someone you
Speaker 1: knowing someone that was born like that and they're just
Speaker 1: fine and you never bring it up.
Speaker 4: Would you be friends with a guy who was born
Speaker 4: like a Kyle x Y, like out of a tube
Speaker 4: or something. Is he like, is he an upstanding dude
Speaker 4: as far as you understand, Yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Have no problem with him. I give an eye on him, though.
Speaker 1: You give an eye. Yeah, you would clearly keep an
Speaker 1: eye on an egg. You have to, like, that's irresponsible
Speaker 1: you not to It would be.
Speaker 4: Responsible to keep your eyes off the egg.
Speaker 1: Man. You're like, oh, yeah, my friend Kyle was fucking
Speaker 1: came out of a fucking stove one day. Stove you like, like.
Speaker 4: A sea monkey out of like a out of a
Speaker 4: fishbowl or something.
Speaker 1: One day, a fucking really big flame came out of
Speaker 1: my stove and a guy fell out the flame and
Speaker 1: I was like it was going on.
Speaker 4: I'm like, oh, no, that would be that would I
Speaker 4: would immediately not be here, No, it's a demon, I'm not.
Speaker 1: And I'd be like, I'd be like, hey, what's up, dude, Like, hey, man,
Speaker 1: I'm just you would not do that. I would.
Speaker 4: You don't even appreciate when people normal people show up
Speaker 4: to your house uninvited. You're gonna react, Kyle, like, I
Speaker 4: never have people show up to my house.
Speaker 1: I'm not That's not what I said. The person what
Speaker 1: I said.
Speaker 4: I said, you don't appreciate it, and that's I didn't say.
Speaker 4: You overreacted.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't appreciate it because I don't want. I
Speaker 1: think it's a reasonable reaction to have.
Speaker 4: Like when people just show up at your house and
Speaker 4: not be enthralled with like a surprise visit, I'll be like, oh, hey,
Speaker 4: also especial when you live by yourself. Like when I
Speaker 4: lived with friends, I really didn't mind people showing up
Speaker 4: to the appintment because I just kind of understood the
Speaker 4: kind of social contract that that entailed. Oh, we're living
Speaker 4: with four people, or I'm living with three other people,
Speaker 4: there's four of us here. People are just gonna show
Speaker 4: up here whatever, that's fine. But here people just show
Speaker 4: up here. I'm like, we're not friendsy like that.
Speaker 1: Quickly, I don't like you anymore. You can't come back.
Speaker 1: You can finish being here right now. You don't know
Speaker 1: what you're doing. You don't know if you can finish
Speaker 1: being here right now. But once you leave here today.
Speaker 1: You cannot come here.
Speaker 4: You're done after this, say what you need to say,
Speaker 4: and imagine saying there forever, like staying in that.
Speaker 1: Scenario and that s they just told you, Like what's
Speaker 1: gonna happen? You're like, all it all, finish it out,
Speaker 1: all right?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well you want to make some waffles or something.
Speaker 1: Let's have a good time.
Speaker 4: It's just the presupposition that I'm not doing anything that
Speaker 4: you can just show up, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: You don't know if I'm like on my balcony jerking off.
Speaker 1: You know, that's there's no privacy. That's kind of crazy.
Speaker 1: Your balcony is your balcony is not a like anything
Speaker 1: elusive about it.
Speaker 4: Well, I go in the I crashed in the corner
Speaker 4: like that like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so they don't know what I'm doing, but I'm
Speaker 1: really jorking.
Speaker 4: They think I'm just cleaning that corner of my balcony.
Speaker 4: Real real stiff, like real stuff. Like it's outside, so
Speaker 4: the noise of traffic kind of masks the skin slapping.
Speaker 1: Ye, stay fucking hard. I like every single post of
Speaker 1: that I've seen. I've seen. I think that genuinely, I've
Speaker 1: liked like a hundred of the posts. Every time I
Speaker 1: see it, I like it. It's great.
Speaker 5: It has not gotten old to me. It's just I
Speaker 5: just just.
Speaker 1: The scenario of it. It's just like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what this is still. Oh, you should haven't seen it.
Speaker 4: I don't know who David Goggins. Is that the actor
Speaker 4: from Fallout?
Speaker 1: No, that's Walter. No, that's Walton Goggins. Walton. Yea, his
Speaker 1: name was Walton. I forgot is a stupid version of
Speaker 1: the name. Yeah, Walton is a It always makes me mad.
Speaker 1: It's like, Willem, It's not William, it's Willem. I would
Speaker 1: have a problem will Willem Dafoe's name is actually William.
Speaker 1: His name is actually William Dafoe, but it got mispronounced me.
Speaker 1: He left it as as his acting name. That sounds
Speaker 1: so fake. He is, right, yeah, it just sounds so
Speaker 1: fucking His name is William actually, and then he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna.
Speaker 4: There's actually Christian, but people call me Christopher.
Speaker 1: So I was like, all right, I guess it's Christopher.
Speaker 1: That's a lie. But that is a lie. I know
Speaker 1: that one's a lie. I'm not Christian at all.
Speaker 5: You should be tofer though, that'd be great. You should,
Speaker 5: you should have lived the next half of your life.
Speaker 4: I've gone by rave. I call like there's a couple
Speaker 4: of groups of people that know me. I didn't say that,
Speaker 4: I'm not going to Ray. That's gay. Tofa Rey Ray
Speaker 4: is a funck doll for someone that is not a
Speaker 4: fucking normal person who pays taxes.
Speaker 1: On that said that is gay.
Speaker 4: That is insane to just say that not a bad way.
Speaker 4: I'm just saying it's not representative. It's just.
Speaker 1: Is a very gay Chris name. I feel like you
Speaker 1: wouldn't be leaded in several places.
Speaker 4: Oh, if I said I was to Fer, I would
Speaker 4: be should.
Speaker 1: I would have my knees came kids. If you said
Speaker 1: you were a toll for you would get possessed by
Speaker 1: something like something else? Will you star up your.
Speaker 4: Will if I if I introduce myself as tofer To
Speaker 4: Tofer to any group of people that I ever met
Speaker 4: in my entire life up until this point, I'm confident
Speaker 4: that they would have taken me, laid me down, bent
Speaker 4: my legs back to the point where my knees look
Speaker 4: like arbiter knees, and then made me eat my own feet.
Speaker 1: Until I choked and died.
Speaker 4: Yeah, right now, there's no group, there's no group of
Speaker 4: Americans that is more.
Speaker 1: Oppressed than to first. That is true. That is an
Speaker 1: objective fact.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's why every Chris doesn't go by it, except
Speaker 4: for the ones that do, which like they're not having
Speaker 4: a great time. So Grace is the only famous TOFA.
Speaker 5: He's the only one that made it. He's like the
Speaker 5: Obama's you know, he's like he's the Obama.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let me be clear, I'm dof I made it.
Speaker 4: I made it.
Speaker 1: I made it to the Hope and chain Barack tof
Speaker 1: Hussein Obama. Dude, he would have been shot. He would
Speaker 1: have he would have been lynched.
Speaker 3: He would have been lynched in the modern times. Yeah,
Speaker 3: it would have been. It would have been the tofer
Speaker 3: part that would have done it. That wasn't about him
Speaker 3: being wasn't black or anything. No, wasn't he saying it
Speaker 3: wasn't black, It wasn't black. It's to you gotta get
Speaker 3: a rope would have operated around his neck? What's going
Speaker 3: on here?
Speaker 1: Luckily I have a strong throat, give me, I have
Speaker 1: a strong throat. He's he's fucking warning that. You saw
Speaker 1: the video of that guy that was doing that, right,
Speaker 1: that guy that was like no, he was dangling from somewhere,
Speaker 1: and I think it was a mistake. They probably edited
Speaker 1: right away. But he was like resisting being hung, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, this guy's fucking weapon.
Speaker 4: They would have they would have hated him before, although
Speaker 4: they lynched an elephant. So like, I don't know how
Speaker 4: how much of a chance a person had.
Speaker 1: The physics of resisting, does you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: Maybe it's a really light body and a heavy head.
Speaker 1: He was resisting. He was resisting and being lynched. The
Speaker 1: physics of resisting. I'm sorry, it's just having a hard time.
Speaker 4: If you had a little body, you could do it.
Speaker 4: I bet an amputee could resist being hung, you know
Speaker 4: what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: I argue.
Speaker 4: I think it's like his arms and legs are fucking heavy, man.
Speaker 4: I I yeah, particularly legs.
Speaker 1: So legs that is they muscle. Okay, think about this.
Speaker 1: There's a video of this, a show movie about a
Speaker 1: guy that was a he was one of his legs
Speaker 1: and he was a wrestler. Now there are disadvantages to that, obviously, right,
Speaker 1: but think of the advantage, So do it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, cut your legs off and arms off like.
Speaker 1: Me, I'm not a wrestler wrestling. You will be a
Speaker 1: wrestler a favor.
Speaker 4: I want you to become a wrestler. I want you
Speaker 4: to cut your arms off, then cut one of your
Speaker 4: legs off, then cut the other leg off, and then.
Speaker 1: Uh and the wrestler on the first I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: be able to cut off my legs. We're gonna do.
Speaker 5: We're gonna make the wrestler to you know, like and
Speaker 5: then starring you like wrestling to the the wrestler because
Speaker 5: there's the wrestlers Mickey Rourke, you know, and then he
Speaker 5: this is pro wrestling. Well this isn't the the second
Speaker 5: will be.
Speaker 4: But you you, your character is gonna be Rooky Mick
Speaker 4: and you're gonna be You're gonna be a Torso wrestler.
Speaker 1: Gonna tor wrestler, and you're gonna be a method actor.
Speaker 4: Right, so you're actually gonna get part with your legs.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be like the.
Speaker 4: Robertian Junior in Tropic Thunder, where you like became black
Speaker 4: for the role.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's like that, except for permanent. Yeah, dude, Robert
Speaker 5: Downey Junior should have stayed.
Speaker 1: Like that be fucking hysterical.
Speaker 5: He should have stayed like a Sergeant Lincoln Osyrus and
Speaker 5: then did Iron Man as Sergeant Lincoln.
Speaker 4: How meta would it have been if that character like
Speaker 4: that he played in Tropic Thunder in other movies he
Speaker 4: played that character playing the character in the movie so
Speaker 4: like he made that actor real almost like a like
Speaker 4: what is it Ali g Or like yeah, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, where like it was an actor playing
Speaker 4: a real person kind.
Speaker 1: Of Yeah, I would love that. That'd be fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: I would love that. I think has the Chops do
Speaker 1: something like that, but he'd be like, I'm not gonna
Speaker 1: work anymore. They're not gonna I don't think they could
Speaker 1: deny him, man, I think at this point, but at
Speaker 1: that moment they could have. At this point, maybe not
Speaker 1: at that moment, they could have definitely denied.
Speaker 5: We can't like this is too I think, you know,
Speaker 5: like say twenty years removed. Well, I see, I can't
Speaker 5: even say that because we're in the variables of history
Speaker 5: right now.
Speaker 1: So weird.
Speaker 4: Yeah, there's not gonna be a twenty years from now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm just like and then, but even the
Speaker 1: prospect where I was gonna say, we're gonna look back
Speaker 1: on that twenty years and be like, what an embarrassing
Speaker 1: piece of history. But it's like some bitch called a
Speaker 1: little black kid the in word and got almost a
Speaker 1: million dollars. So I don't I think we're gonna look
Speaker 1: we if that did happen, they.
Speaker 4: Have speaking of this, speaking of this man, speaking of this,
Speaker 4: We gotta we gotta get in on this. Okay, I yes,
Speaker 4: we got to orchestrate some viral video.
Speaker 1: Yes, how do we do this? Yeah?
Speaker 4: Well yeah, I don't know. You guys, could you guys
Speaker 4: have to find like an innocent part because nobody's gonna
Speaker 4: be sympathetic to you guys. You're you're both vile, So
Speaker 4: we need to put you with like an innocent person.
Speaker 4: Like we could borrow one of one of Lily's fucking
Speaker 4: millions of Mexican cousin or niece's or nephews or whatever,
Speaker 4: right young enough that people will be sympathetic.
Speaker 1: I'll go a brown though they are brown, No, because
Speaker 1: that's the way we we need. What do we need?
Speaker 4: Well, that's no, that's part of it. That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 4: So we can orchestrate something. I'll we'll be at like
Speaker 4: a Walmart or something, and you'll pull out like a
Speaker 4: motorola raiser. It's got to be like low fi footage,
Speaker 4: you know, because it has to look like it has
Speaker 4: to have the psychological implication that this has been passed
Speaker 4: around a lot before it actually has. Yes, so it's
Speaker 4: got to be a little bit more compressed. I've thought
Speaker 4: about this a lot, so so, uh, we'll have some altercation. Uh, well,
Speaker 4: you'll record me calling you guys every single slur possible,
Speaker 4: and uh, you know, it'll be a whole thing like
Speaker 4: look at this fucking guy. And then we can both
Speaker 4: have separate gofundmes. Right, you can raise people who are
Speaker 4: sympathetic to you. I can raise money from racists, and
Speaker 4: then we can pool the funds and then we'll have
Speaker 4: a massive.
Speaker 1: Fucking doing about a compound.
Speaker 4: Yeah what a compound? Look, I start wearing a beanie.
Speaker 1: Like I love this theory.
Speaker 5: I'm just a little bit worried that there's too many
Speaker 5: people that know you and that'll travel in circles of like,
Speaker 5: don't give that guy money.
Speaker 1: He's not real? What he not real? Yeah?
Speaker 4: You know, a little we gotta get a white guy.
Speaker 1: I know, it's I know the perfect one.
Speaker 5: Now he's he's white passing, and he has and he
Speaker 5: has a u a a wedding drip that looks like
Speaker 5: he owns a plantation.
Speaker 1: Oh yes, but he won't work. We very Mexican last name.
Speaker 4: You know, he doesn't have We don't have to have
Speaker 4: his information.
Speaker 1: But they're gonna, they're gonna, Sorry, Sir Nicholas J.
Speaker 5: Fintets, it does not matter he's white passing. They're too stupid.
Speaker 5: They don't care.
Speaker 1: He looks the part he has the we have to
Speaker 1: set the up the Southern tuxedo, and he would do
Speaker 1: would heart. I'm just doing be able to set me
Speaker 1: a grave of a pet. And the pet's name is
Speaker 1: the hard R. He said that to me, it was
Speaker 1: like our beloved, whatever it's said, and it's just it's
Speaker 1: something like that where I'm like, of course this is this.
Speaker 4: Exists, Yeah, of course. So we definitely got to get
Speaker 4: in on this. There's a lot of money to be made.
Speaker 4: And the thing that's great about it really right.
Speaker 1: Faithful old inwards.
Speaker 4: Are you sure that's a dog's gray?
Speaker 1: That'd be kind of crazy if it was a humans,
Speaker 1: because it's like buried in like how old is it?
Speaker 1: Eighteen ninety four. That might not be a man that
Speaker 1: was a slave. It very well might be a slave.
Speaker 1: It could absolutely, So you know, the timeframe is this
Speaker 1: is not inspired common If that was from like nineteen
Speaker 1: like seventy, look, I would be like, it's probably a
Speaker 1: dug Look. So here's the thing. I will give it
Speaker 1: to you. I Look, I will concede that it is
Speaker 1: a very big possibility that it was a former slave
Speaker 1: because at that point that was their name.
Speaker 4: I mean, if they even bother to give him an
Speaker 4: you know what I mean is that like that is.
Speaker 1: Like there is like like Sean, like, what is it
Speaker 1: Sean Patrick? Wait, that's not is that Neil Patrick? Neil
Speaker 1: Patrick Harris? And then there's faithful old inward crazy fun
Speaker 1: fun they call them fun for short. But there's a
Speaker 1: lot of money to be made.
Speaker 4: But the way that I feel about it is like
Speaker 4: I don't even think it's that a moral really because
Speaker 4: you're just essentially just taking a ship ton of money
Speaker 4: from racist I agree, who are parting with that money,
Speaker 4: therefore reducing their purchasing power. There's a way to really
Speaker 4: make this a completely moral endeavor.
Speaker 5: You're right, because like as they say, as they say,
Speaker 5: a fool in their money will soon part ways.
Speaker 1: That is like I like that. So it's like, it's
Speaker 1: why we might as well be us who takes the
Speaker 1: fool's money.
Speaker 4: I don't know qualms about this at all. Let's set
Speaker 4: it up. Don't tell, don't tell nobody, don't tell me.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. One'll tell her a little secret, dude,
Speaker 1: I actually would. I I love the idea of Jordan
Speaker 1: wearing that thing and just saying some absurd ship. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I love that so much because people believe that.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 5: It ended up on Joe Rogan's podcast where it was
Speaker 5: like a fake trans person trying to use the woman's bathroom.
Speaker 1: It was like the fakes. It was so clearly fake
Speaker 1: because how staged it was. Is that you see the
Speaker 1: walking up part? Oh so, so a person just happened
Speaker 1: to be filming a bathroom, dude.
Speaker 4: I've seen so many of those where it's just like,
Speaker 4: how does anybody fall? Like I saw this one thing
Speaker 4: about a Karen who was like throwing a some guy
Speaker 4: ordered pizza to an apartment and a Karen was like,
Speaker 4: we don't have food like this in our apartment or whatever,
Speaker 4: like we don't allow this kind of thing, and the
Speaker 4: whole thing was like, oh what a like just an
Speaker 4: uptight Karen just not allowing like what he people can't
Speaker 4: have pizza in this apartment. It's meant to get you
Speaker 4: thinking this way, but it's just like, why the fuck
Speaker 4: would there even be. She's like, this apartment is pristine,
Speaker 4: we don't have food like this, and then she takes
Speaker 4: the pizza and throws it in the courtyard of the
Speaker 4: building and it's just like, well, that's so you're okay
Speaker 4: with literally, it's completely all of it is ridiculous, but
Speaker 4: all the comments are like, Wow, what a fucking bitch.
Speaker 4: And it's like, I can't believe that people fall for
Speaker 4: this ship. And it's not necessarily that like, and there's
Speaker 4: a fine line between like engagement bait that is representative
Speaker 4: of a larger kind of feeling versus like stuff that's
Speaker 4: just straight up fake.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there was one that I saw, I mean, like
Speaker 5: you said, like the the doing the social experiment of
Speaker 5: a woman yelling and pushing and hating a guy in public,
Speaker 5: and everyone's like Tuesday, and then the guy just yelling
Speaker 5: at the girl didn't touch her, but then people started
Speaker 5: coming up.
Speaker 1: Immediately right and he'd be like, look at the dynamic
Speaker 1: exactly what happened.
Speaker 5: They were like, you're right, we're we've been we see
Speaker 5: the air of our ways, and they beat the piss
Speaker 5: out of her to balance things out.
Speaker 1: They beat.
Speaker 4: I don't know, man, because sometimes I'll react to things
Speaker 4: on Twitter where it's just like it'll be like I
Speaker 4: saw recently this engagement bait thing, right that was like, oh, gee,
Speaker 4: I hope if GJ six is anti cop I'm not
Speaker 4: playing or whatever, right, which is like, clearly, like that's
Speaker 4: engagement bait. Right, there's a lot of likes, and it's
Speaker 4: not an authentic opinion from that person, but there are
Speaker 4: hundreds of people who do believe that and who will
Speaker 4: promote it, you know what I mean, and who earnestly
Speaker 4: believe it. Engagement bait only works if there's a group
Speaker 4: of people to pander to in the first place. Yes,
Speaker 4: So it's not necessarily that the take itself or the
Speaker 4: person you know is the target. It's more just like
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use this obviously bullshit example as a way
Speaker 4: to just convey that this is a dumb idea and
Speaker 4: anybody who does believe this is a fucking idiot, Right,
Speaker 4: But people will be hung up on the factors like, oh,
Speaker 4: they don't believe this, Like it's not it's not about
Speaker 4: this person. It's about the people who don't think that
Speaker 4: it's fake.
Speaker 1: You know that.
Speaker 5: You know the phrase that people say, like, oh, don't
Speaker 5: hate the player, hate the game. I always said bullshit
Speaker 5: to that, because I actually hate the players. I don't
Speaker 5: know everything, Like, well, of course I hate I You're
Speaker 5: you're right, it's not I hate what I hate the
Speaker 5: more sure, because like they said, the shepherd is always
Speaker 5: going to be there hurting the sheep, but like it's
Speaker 5: up to the sheep to be like, no, shepherd.
Speaker 1: You know what I'm saying, it's up, it's it.
Speaker 5: And that's the thing that enrages me more that I'm like, yeah,
Speaker 5: the bait's always going to be there.
Speaker 1: Scammers are always going to be there. You know, your
Speaker 1: Nigerian princes are always going to be there.
Speaker 8: Stop fucking talking to them, Like stop the fucking bitch.
Speaker 8: That old French woman that thought she was talking to
Speaker 8: like which which a handsome guy I can't even remember
Speaker 8: right now.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, it was just some like uh uh Brad Pitt,
Speaker 4: Like Brad Pitt, It's like, stop.
Speaker 5: Just some poor guy in a shack in Africa that's like,
Speaker 5: oh my god, I got seven hundred thousand pounds like
Speaker 5: I'm then he immediately got robbed and killed.
Speaker 1: Hello, mis me, I made the money. Was in a
Speaker 1: fucking leopard come money, takes the money, stupid black person
Speaker 1: and runs on all the time like so many is
Speaker 1: this Emily? Hello, it is me bread Pitt. Oh my god,
Speaker 1: this bread pet and I'm so happy.
Speaker 4: Yes, I need money.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. We can play. We can not together
Speaker 1: and play Clay upscull. We can we went together play
Speaker 1: this depressing Oh yes, whatever that is. I was like
Speaker 1: a bird they want to see. People are calling that
Speaker 1: game jerrpg. I love that Clay up skull clabs. Have
Speaker 1: you gotten any further in it? I haven't played. Yes,
Speaker 1: oh mad, I fucking wanted to play last night.
Speaker 4: Don't don't say anything about it.
Speaker 1: One thing I want to say, got spoil it.
Speaker 5: One thing I want to say, I noticed when I
Speaker 5: was combing through the episode last night.
Speaker 1: Also, what took me so long I was editing. I
Speaker 1: didn't get to play because I was editing for so long,
Speaker 1: because my dumb ass couldn't remember where that spoiler part
Speaker 1: was it was like on the hour mark. It was
Speaker 1: the fifty something. It was at the end of the episode. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I didn't remember. I for some reason thought it was
Speaker 1: like in the middle. I thought it was in the
Speaker 1: middle twom for some reason, I thought it.
Speaker 5: Was in the middle, and I was like, oh, maybe
Speaker 5: it was because we talked about it a few separate times,
Speaker 5: three separate times actually, and I combed through the episode
Speaker 5: multiple times thinking that it wasn't in the beginning, and
Speaker 5: I was like, am I insane?
Speaker 1: Was it in the extra? Ammo? Literally? I was like
Speaker 1: I've had those. I know. It went so long that
Speaker 1: at a certain point I was like, I think I'm
Speaker 1: gonna have to have the extra. Uh.
Speaker 5: The patrons helped me find it, and then I'll cut
Speaker 5: it out afterwards. But then I and then I was like,
Speaker 5: fuck it, I'm let me just finish the rest of it.
Speaker 5: And I was like, oh my god, it's at the end.
Speaker 5: I wasted hours that I was gonna play Clarib scary.
Speaker 5: I wasted hours trying.
Speaker 4: To find this thing, trying to fix his.
Speaker 5: And then but yeah, the one thing that I noticed
Speaker 5: is I'm usually I usually get annoyed. It's like a
Speaker 5: pet peeve of mine when people mispronounced names, because people
Speaker 5: will tell you their name and it's like, well, just
Speaker 5: say what they just told you, and then people will
Speaker 5: just get it completely wrong.
Speaker 1: That it's just a little pet peeve of mine. But
Speaker 1: for some reason, I like almost butchered every name in
Speaker 1: that game when we're talking what's not even about that?
Speaker 1: Like somebody can tell me like their name is a
Speaker 1: like oh my name is a Jean Pierre or something,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, okay, your name Jean Pierre. But like
Speaker 1: I added letters to Eski's fucking name, like like I
Speaker 1: added there was I just say, that's good. Is what
Speaker 1: it is? We do they have?
Speaker 5: And it's not the NA for them, right, it's well
Speaker 5: it's not it's not in the it's not in the text.
Speaker 5: But they have plenty of that ship. I think it's
Speaker 5: a and thing having having that they have that they
Speaker 5: have that they have they have like the jis and
Speaker 5: the little sperm and in the sea, yeah, little sperm
Speaker 5: sperm tail they have. So like I don't know exactly
Speaker 5: what it does. I guess maybe it makes it us
Speaker 5: like an ass What was the other name that.
Speaker 1: I know? There was something else?
Speaker 5: Uh, because I kept going because I kept like bouncing
Speaker 5: in between, like I was.
Speaker 1: Like, I was like this Lune Luna looney, and I
Speaker 1: was like and I was like and so the thing
Speaker 1: is like with it just.
Speaker 5: I noticed that, like I was kind of unsure and
Speaker 5: then and then again even with I think it's mael
Speaker 5: Or is it mayl It's and like that, and I
Speaker 5: just remember being I.
Speaker 1: Keep getting the makes Gustavs. Gustav is the easiest one. Reason.
Speaker 1: I mean, that's the easiest one just because who I know.
Speaker 1: I just I've grown up with Gustavos, you know, so
Speaker 1: like that's my brain goes to Gustava. I'm like, that's
Speaker 1: not right. The stuff stop and uncle got some Puerto Rico.
Speaker 1: So like I'm just used to that name.
Speaker 4: I guess, Yeah, that was syel Or c l. That's
Speaker 4: the one that that's one that she's also the person
Speaker 4: I'm least interested to be honest.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's mad strong. I think the character that.
Speaker 4: Is every character really is mad strong, except for it's.
Speaker 1: Kind of the character that's kind of cheeks unfortunately.
Speaker 4: Well, yeah, you can you can break him the open.
Speaker 1: His his mechanic is like the least like ridiculous that's
Speaker 1: why there's just land hits to get charged opposed to
Speaker 1: like fucking the little girl is crazy her Katana. So
Speaker 1: I think that's the I think broke. I think that's
Speaker 1: what you know, like, that's the point of her, yes exactly.
Speaker 1: But what was the point why we bring that up?
Speaker 4: I think I think we just I just came up.
Speaker 4: But we talked about clerics here at episode we.
Speaker 1: Want to fight people. Why did that come?
Speaker 4: They could just ask you, guys, if you played anymore
Speaker 4: of it, that's what it was.
Speaker 1: I don't why. I have some of the most ridiculous
Speaker 1: voice lines ever, and I love it. There's it's dude,
Speaker 1: It's it's good. I met a certain character. You meet
Speaker 1: a certain character that like everything he says is just
Speaker 1: fucking ridiculous. I like him. He's great. You met him ready, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm further than you.
Speaker 8: I know.
Speaker 1: I know. I just met him and he's insane. He says,
Speaker 1: It's like, yo, you're great. It's fun.
Speaker 4: I looked at my in game clock and I was
Speaker 4: so happy to see because like I was like, oh, what,
Speaker 4: how how long did it take me to finish this game?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Actually, and the last save I have is for twenty
Speaker 4: two hours hours. That's great, and it was to be fair,
Speaker 4: like that's the point of no return. So there's like
Speaker 4: maybe like an hour or two after that, but like.
Speaker 1: Dude, I'm past that, Like and yeah, I'm I'm really
Speaker 1: speed ran that game. I played it reasons I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just I played it. I mean, you just played it.
Speaker 1: You didn't do any I'm dumb, and like, I got it.
Speaker 1: I got I gotta go back. I gotta go fight
Speaker 1: these these things that I couldn't before. I gotta go
Speaker 1: break these fucking barriers that were done. Yeah, I'm thinking
Speaker 1: about people that I couldn't help at the time, to
Speaker 1: go back and help this dumb ass. Yeah, to me,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna.
Speaker 4: I'm just doing that after like uh, when I have everything,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean. Yeah, I want to break
Speaker 4: open the game.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna I'm gonna try to. I'm gonna try to
Speaker 5: get through most of it today because I was excited
Speaker 5: that we only I was like, we all have what
Speaker 5: episode to do today? I was like, I fucking get
Speaker 5: some ship done. When I get home, watch this is
Speaker 5: you just play video. I gotta I gotta.
Speaker 1: Cook, and then I want to probably go for a walk.
Speaker 1: But then after that I am going to be on clipsecurity.
Speaker 5: I really want to get a I'm thinking about getting
Speaker 5: a treadmill so I can, like the one in the
Speaker 5: house so I can like cause I was like, fuck,
Speaker 5: I really need to get some cardio in, but I
Speaker 5: want to do stuff.
Speaker 4: I thought about getting one of those under the desk ones.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, for.
Speaker 4: The standing desk one, just like I don't know, maybe.
Speaker 1: Do it man. So I'm I'm actually so standing desk
Speaker 1: are actually not one's this bad ass, but there's I
Speaker 1: saw they're very inexpensive. Now yeah, I saw, I saw
Speaker 1: a decent one. It's not like saying it's not as
Speaker 1: good as this one that.
Speaker 4: I got, like multiple like it's almost like the Marks
Speaker 4: and Claire scare Like I got a massive amount of
Speaker 4: like cuts to the price. Oh okay, got like a
Speaker 4: pretty good deal in like through people that I know. Okay,
Speaker 4: So like that was like, wait, that's too expensive for
Speaker 4: what Yeah, people would normally.
Speaker 1: Don't want to have as way too expensive as well,
Speaker 1: too lily, but put way too much. It's over a grand.
Speaker 1: See that's crazy. Mine's less than a grand, easily over
Speaker 1: a grand. I think this one was like seven something
Speaker 1: mine is also mine is also like in like I
Speaker 1: think I only paid four. You've seen my desk, It's
Speaker 1: like fucking insane. I haven't seen your desk. You have
Speaker 1: seen my desk before. Why am I gonna go into
Speaker 1: your bedroom for that's my bedroom? Checking that's a good point.
Speaker 1: It's like so it's just so it's like something I
Speaker 1: was like, why'd you buy this? Like purpose? Like what
Speaker 1: did you? And she like she uses my desk whenever
Speaker 1: she like works, like when I'm okay, so it's her desk. Well,
Speaker 1: when I'm like, well it's more mine than hers, but
Speaker 1: like wow, if she's doing more of the work, well,
Speaker 1: when she's doing work where like I'm in the living room,
Speaker 1: she goes in there and she uses it. Okay, when
Speaker 1: I'm like watching Tevious, like when we're both work and
Speaker 1: just like a meeting proper sure, he's like, hey, I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go on here real quick, and I'm like, I guess.
Speaker 1: But like I was saying, that's like to play video
Speaker 1: games when I'm playing like Rivals for too long, like
Speaker 1: I'm gonna stand up, I'm gonna play Rivals for a
Speaker 1: little bit, or like I don't play care I'm standing
Speaker 1: up because it's like a controller game. So something about
Speaker 1: playing controller standing up feels like incorrect, like I'm gonna
Speaker 1: get a beating. My Grandma's gonna come and say sit
Speaker 1: down and play the game or get up and leave.
Speaker 4: I mean, you know what it reminds you of, reminds
Speaker 4: me of like being at like the demo Kiosk. Yeah,
Speaker 4: like a Walmart or Target around. That is the only
Speaker 4: time I'm standing up.
Speaker 1: And god damn, I got thirty more minutes. Fuck you skate?
Speaker 1: Can I play? Fuck you kid? Crazy? It's crazy? Twenty
Speaker 1: three year old Mets weren't Should we move on to
Speaker 1: through it? You know, just stuck in the case now?
Speaker 1: So kid, should we want to put some questions? Hell yeah,
Speaker 1: let's go. Hell yeah, dude, Hell yeah.
Speaker 4: I haven't read this one ahead of time.
Speaker 1: The overall it's probably trash. The overall image of this
Speaker 1: paragraph looks clause paragraph hooty claus clause delta Delta.
Speaker 4: Gamma wrote in this is Hello Puerto Rican the swim
Speaker 4: Machine an anonymous fellow of African descent, first time question
Speaker 4: asker listener for about five months. I have discovered over
Speaker 4: the last few years that despite being a hardcore listener
Speaker 4: of emo music in my teens. As a late twenties adult,
Speaker 4: I am virtually incapable of listening to new emo music
Speaker 4: because it is unbearable, unrelatable to my life as an adult,
Speaker 4: and is generally cringe worthy.
Speaker 1: Do you say new like specifically like you can't listen to.
Speaker 4: New or he says, I can't listen to new emo.
Speaker 1: That's interesting, He's going.
Speaker 4: Uh, really, my life as an adult and I find
Speaker 4: it generally cringe worthy. My question is, what is something
Speaker 4: that you used to enjoy in your late teens slash
Speaker 4: early twenties that you struggle to enjoy now?
Speaker 1: And waw women, I have that. I literally have this.
Speaker 1: I'm getting there. I don't getting there. I agree with
Speaker 1: him actually in the same thing. But it's not just
Speaker 1: new emo. It's a lot of.
Speaker 5: There was a time period in the mid twenty tens
Speaker 5: where I was hanging out with the certain people that
Speaker 5: listen to a lot of emo scremo shit, and.
Speaker 1: So I started absorbing a lot of those bands. I
Speaker 1: hated their names, I hated the song titles. They're all stupid.
Speaker 1: If if you're James Dean and I'm Rdrie Hepburn is
Speaker 1: the name of a fucking song.
Speaker 5: I'm like, I hate these people, but like, there's band
Speaker 5: Sleeping Sirens. I actually just saw a post with them recently.
Speaker 5: Sebland Science has this guy that sounds.
Speaker 1: Like a woman, like a bad woman, you know.
Speaker 5: And that was the thing that made me mad about
Speaker 5: a lot of those scrimo bands is because they would
Speaker 5: sound much better if they just got a girl singing,
Speaker 5: because they hit the notes more natural and comfortably. But
Speaker 5: he had these guys singing like straining their voices, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, you sound awful. But anyway, I was tolerating
Speaker 5: a lot of that stuff back in the day because
Speaker 5: some of the music was good, some of the lyrics
Speaker 5: were good.
Speaker 1: I can't listen to anymore.
Speaker 5: I listened to a lot of those bands like now,
Speaker 5: like pop punk, I can still listen to. Pop punk
Speaker 5: is still good to me.
Speaker 4: Yeah, pop punk is fun.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very fine. I think the songs it's less.
Speaker 4: Find like, I don't know, there's something but it's not
Speaker 4: nearly as like I'm kind of in the same boat
Speaker 4: with like, you know stuff orre I just like I
Speaker 4: just never really gravitated to it at all, because I
Speaker 4: just I couldn't stand the vocals awful.
Speaker 1: It was just had to deal with it. I had
Speaker 1: to deal with it is where I was and what
Speaker 1: I was trying to do. But like I just I
Speaker 1: it was I that era of music I think was
Speaker 1: actually awful. Like I really like I think back to
Speaker 1: like late two thousands to mid twenty tens, and I
Speaker 1: think that was the worst era of music. I I
Speaker 1: really think that's so insane. It's I mean, it's it's
Speaker 1: only it's only as well ative it's in my existence,
Speaker 1: you know. Yeah, I also listen to music in the
Speaker 1: fucking night and it was like bang in a pan
Speaker 1: against the fucking floor. Yeah, and a woman screamed for
Speaker 1: her life. You know that wasn't that was what I was.
Speaker 1: But I just think that Armans was so much not good.
Speaker 5: I think, like the vocals make it damn near unbearable
Speaker 5: for me to listen to. Like I like think, I
Speaker 5: think a lot of the music surrounding it is great.
Speaker 5: Like there's a city, it's not a city, uh fuck uh.
Speaker 5: There's like Sao Sins, Silverstein, fucking I think taking Back Sunday,
Speaker 5: all these great there's all these bands and stuff that
Speaker 5: I listened to but a lot of their vocals I
Speaker 5: just can't really tolerate anymore. It's just there's just something
Speaker 5: off about all of them, like they do on purpose.
Speaker 5: It's like the genre and I just my ears just
Speaker 5: don't like it. They just don't like them. I'd rather
Speaker 5: just listen to a lot of that stuff just instrumentally,
Speaker 5: because a lot of them.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, Like I could never personally stand up.
Speaker 4: I just I really don't like Blanklin any do at all.
Speaker 1: I know it's not the.
Speaker 4: Same I know it's not the same genre. It's like
Speaker 4: more pop punk obviously. Yeah, but like their vocal DeLong
Speaker 4: Tom DeLong has that emo thing going on where just
Speaker 4: like I can't.
Speaker 1: I couldn't agree with you more. I'm sorry, No, no,
Speaker 1: you're not.
Speaker 4: This is not what this When you post I immediately
Speaker 4: like kind of like into my own body, I hear that.
Speaker 1: I don't like it per se, but very much so
Speaker 1: is a period piece to me, you know, like this
Speaker 1: is I.
Speaker 4: Like where I get that. Yeah, I just couldn't even
Speaker 4: at the time. I was just like like the songs.
Speaker 5: Were Matt sings, so Matt the Bassis, you know, like
Speaker 5: say he did the song damn it you know, one
Speaker 5: of their first singles, What's My Age Again? Like that's
Speaker 5: about the time she walked away from me. Like when
Speaker 5: Max sings, I'm like a big fan of the band.
Speaker 5: When Tom sings, I hate the fucking band.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm kind of in the same one. Although even
Speaker 4: even the other guy, I was like, it's okay, But
Speaker 4: like I think I think part of that is tainted
Speaker 4: from the fact that, like I don't know which one
Speaker 4: I'm gonna get when I started, you know what I mean.
Speaker 4: Like it's it's almost like it's like a coin flip.
Speaker 4: It's whether or not I'm gonna like the person singing
Speaker 4: from the from a band, So it's I don't I
Speaker 4: don't like that feeling.
Speaker 1: That's a good point.
Speaker 4: And it's like clicking out a collab video from like
Speaker 4: a long time ago. You remember, like some people would
Speaker 4: do like these collabs and it would be like some
Speaker 4: random person you've never fucking heard of, right, and they
Speaker 4: would take up like a sizable portion of the video.
Speaker 1: I always hated that, Yeah, And you're like, I couldn't
Speaker 1: stand it.
Speaker 4: It's why like whatever I collabed with people, I put
Speaker 4: them on a fucking lama for like two seconds.
Speaker 1: Right, it's like a little cameo. It's a little like
Speaker 1: it's a little thing.
Speaker 4: If you don't know who it is, it's not a
Speaker 4: big deal because it's not fifty percent of the video.
Speaker 4: And if you know, it's like a little oh how nice.
Speaker 4: But some people would just fuck it. Oh, here's a
Speaker 4: movie review from like my favorite movie reviewer and introducing
Speaker 4: I just seen you're.
Speaker 1: Like, oh, like cray Gray, I didn't care about your
Speaker 1: opinion about this movie. Yeah, let's let's let's hear it.
Speaker 1: Let's hear it the ten minutes in the video.
Speaker 4: The first Welcome to astro physicist reviews. I do movie
Speaker 4: reviews as an astrophysicist, and I think it's an interesting
Speaker 4: perspective to have. Anyway, here's fucking I don't know Mojo. Yeah,
Speaker 4: here's Tanamojo like to join the fuck his tann would
Speaker 4: like if Anny Austin had like DSP or something on
Speaker 4: his fucking show and why what?
Speaker 1: Actually that's fine, has fucking DSP on his podcast and
Speaker 1: sneak oh, I have a podcasting that might be gad
Speaker 1: that would be such a disaster, but I would have
Speaker 1: to I would have to watch.
Speaker 4: It would be like watching a baby in a car crash.
Speaker 1: You know, he's like, yeah, that's a Tuesday for me. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't call children die.
Speaker 4: Yeah you didn't even know, but you if that, dude,
Speaker 4: if that, you'd have to like it's not like, oh
Speaker 4: I can't wait to see. It's just like that. So
Speaker 4: you can't take your eyes on that.
Speaker 1: Dude, you're gonna see watching the school if you see
Speaker 1: a school bus flip forty feet.
Speaker 4: And seven times in that forty feet which standing.
Speaker 1: I saw a video of a school bus into a
Speaker 1: crash and then people got yanked out the windows. That's
Speaker 1: how bad it was tumbling. It's oh yeah, I've seen
Speaker 1: like an operation came and pulled them out of the way.
Speaker 4: It's like that video of It's like that video of
Speaker 4: the guy in the boat where they're all like being
Speaker 4: swayed around and.
Speaker 1: Eventually he was gone. That ship dude, you know he
Speaker 1: was unconscious in that water. I don't know if they
Speaker 1: got them. They're all dead at shark got them? Yeah? Sure.
Speaker 4: The camera the camera cuts to another boat with a
Speaker 4: bunch of sharks in it, and their.
Speaker 1: Boat is what if it was sharks fucking you see
Speaker 1: the sharks king the fucking boats don't like a killer
Speaker 1: whales do that or something. Killer wells are massive cunts,
Speaker 1: so I yeah.
Speaker 4: Can't remember what's killer rolls are dolphins that do it?
Speaker 1: And they both dolphins are powerful. Killer whales are dolphins
Speaker 1: killer a dolphins? As that is true.
Speaker 4: Okay, it sounds like a lie that we would say,
Speaker 4: but it is actually true.
Speaker 1: That's all good, that's all. That's how you learned, like
Speaker 1: second grade though, when you know about them.
Speaker 4: Oh, are we expecting people to know things that they
Speaker 4: ever in the second grade? Yeah, but it's two thousand
Speaker 4: twelve and before.
Speaker 1: So it happened is that killer whales, killer whales kill sharks.
Speaker 1: Sharks kill so blue like humpback whales are hunted violently
Speaker 1: by sharks. So what happens is that sharks are terrified
Speaker 1: of killer whales. Killing whales kill great white sharks like
Speaker 1: on a regular basis. So what happens now is that
Speaker 1: humpback whales and orcas are often spotted together to prevent
Speaker 1: the sharks from getting But now the sharks population is
Speaker 1: dwindling so much because of how many killer whales are
Speaker 1: just murdering them and them not being able to get
Speaker 1: too humpback whales to eat them anymore. So it's like
Speaker 1: technically a biomes in a fun say of environment, because
Speaker 1: it's gonna be like way more whales than have like
Speaker 1: the food to eat, like the area for them to
Speaker 1: be able to survive them. It's time for the Japanese
Speaker 1: to do the thing. You see. Samurai is bag on
Speaker 1: a boat, a fucking scuba diving sami. See samurais deep.
Speaker 4: Samurai is a hard that's as deep cami. That's actually
Speaker 4: kind of cool. I don't hate that at all.
Speaker 1: You're it's like a show has been born. That's a show.
Speaker 4: That's a great like prompt for like an aesthetic. Yeah,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean if you were, like he told,
Speaker 4: like an art designer or something like we're trying to
Speaker 4: make a game, give me like nautical Samurai, nautical Samurai
Speaker 4: or deep sea Samurai. When that sounds sick, I can
Speaker 4: already kind of see it, Like you get that like
Speaker 4: the Japanese kind of inspired stuff, but with like the
Speaker 4: almost like the BioShock kind of like you know, the tube.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking about that, Yeah, the old field
Speaker 1: diving ship. I feel like I'm seeing some like.
Speaker 4: Artists, artists who listen to our show.
Speaker 1: I'm seeing some ship feel free because I think.
Speaker 4: I think there's a badass fucking aesthetic to be unlocked here.
Speaker 4: It really is like Samurai.
Speaker 1: I mean, I'm even thinking a bit of like the
Speaker 1: you know, the European like face armors they have like
Speaker 1: with like it's like the like the slits of the
Speaker 1: eyes like golden, sort of like the wave that the Knights,
Speaker 1: sort of like the Knights like.
Speaker 4: The like the Yeah, I mean, if you want to
Speaker 4: go completely away from Deep.
Speaker 1: And Samurai, because I'm thinking of like the face of
Speaker 1: the mask with a couple of the coupleton mask but
Speaker 1: with a metal appearancecause obvious if you're gonna go like Deep,
Speaker 1: you have to have a covered face. I'm thinking of.
Speaker 1: I'm aesthetics. So it is kind of fire. It is
Speaker 1: a Loki kind of around with it. And what is
Speaker 1: he like find fighting like giant fucking squid. You're just
Speaker 1: fighting giant I don't know, fe his village, fucking calamary.
Speaker 1: He's got like a giant squid dragging out the water.
Speaker 5: It's the last one too, in the last the last
Speaker 5: giant squid. Like it's like the one that's fucking like
Speaker 5: five hundred meters and then it's like it is a
Speaker 5: lot there and it's like please, it's plead, it's I'll
Speaker 5: have more children.
Speaker 1: I'm ironically like murdered the funk out of it. I'm
Speaker 1: ironically very transfixted by this idea. It's pretty bad. This
Speaker 1: is dope as fuck.
Speaker 4: The way I think about it is like the idea
Speaker 4: of like you have like air jets kind of like
Speaker 4: can help him like run fast and ship.
Speaker 1: It could make a.
Speaker 6: Game.
Speaker 1: Yes, this is could actually make a like a night game.
Speaker 1: Double Samurai do it. It can make a lot of
Speaker 1: will take it and ship the bed with God, They'll
Speaker 1: take it and ship absolutely defic only they can do it. Ah,
Speaker 1: give it to give it.
Speaker 4: Fucking crazy that the game they claip Scare is made
Speaker 4: by like fifty x soft people.
Speaker 1: Yes, that is crazy to me.
Speaker 4: It's like it's like a redditor who wrote it and
Speaker 4: a fucking SoundCloud wrapper who made the soundtrack.
Speaker 1: Fucking insane. It just makes me mad that, uh, you know,
Speaker 1: the the game. The video game industry has, you know,
Speaker 1: all the talented It's like the NFL or something or whatever.
Speaker 5: They're all the most talented people are there. But a
Speaker 5: lot of times they're just mismanaged.
Speaker 1: Oh, they're just like what do you do with a
Speaker 1: lot of this stuff? And now they can they show
Speaker 1: you what they can fucking do. It's been it's been
Speaker 1: a series of that for a while. People have been like,
Speaker 1: we're gonna leave the main company, We're gonna go start
Speaker 1: a little thing and we're gonna make it work. And
Speaker 1: it's been doing have been doing that for a while. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and uh, companies are really upset. Yeah, they needed they
Speaker 1: need to do it.
Speaker 5: Look, one thing I would love I would love for
Speaker 5: the community people, uh, everybody to encourage developers to do that.
Speaker 5: And I would happily fund them, you know, like, hey
Speaker 5: throw them money so they can't get started and ship
Speaker 5: like that.
Speaker 4: Absolutely, I feel like this is this is just a
Speaker 4: message message to everybody, all right, whether you I don't know,
Speaker 4: whether you hate Raymond or you love Chris, everybody, every
Speaker 4: single person is involved here. I need you all to
Speaker 4: make a deep sea Samurai fucking something.
Speaker 1: I need to see it. Send us deep sea Samurai
Speaker 1: are only good ones. I mean I.
Speaker 4: Want to see the bad ones too. I want to
Speaker 4: see everything that comes out. That's a dopeesthetic To answer
Speaker 4: this question, really.
Speaker 1: Dad, in deep Sea Samurai drip. There you go, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I like the idea of like fucking samurai armor but
Speaker 1: with like like a shell asthetic, you know, like like crustaceans. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, that's one of the very so absolutely.
Speaker 4: That'd be a cool thing too. There's a lot of
Speaker 4: flexibility there, but we haven't answered the question though. We
Speaker 4: just invented great Jewish people. So okay, all right, there
Speaker 4: he goes. There is some anti semitism there. It is
Speaker 4: episode fell a little off.
Speaker 1: We were back. There's aquatic is that there's nothing more
Speaker 1: season that, there's good guys on both sides. What's the question?
Speaker 4: The question was like whether or not there was something
Speaker 4: that we when we were younger, uh, we liked but
Speaker 4: can't really listen to now.
Speaker 1: I was talking about emo shit.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yah, I think I think for me it's kind
Speaker 4: of the same. I don't know, there's some songs that
Speaker 4: I vibed with a lot that I don't vibe with
Speaker 4: as much anymore, but I still like the way they sound.
Speaker 1: I mean, all of Kanye for me, pretty much. That's yeah.
Speaker 1: I mean it's a shame.
Speaker 4: Pretty much Hitler, but it's mostly music, I would say,
Speaker 4: because that is a genre where like, although I never
Speaker 4: really vibed with it, so I don't even know if
Speaker 4: that's an accurate.
Speaker 1: Me. Anime less than I did when I was younger.
Speaker 1: I like anime way less than I used to same.
Speaker 4: I like anime about equivalently as because I really only
Speaker 4: like Dragon Ball and U U. Hacke Show and like
Speaker 4: the stuff that I like back then I still like,
Speaker 4: but like a lot of the stuff that I didn't
Speaker 4: like back then, I still kind of don't like.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't think I have an answer to this. I
Speaker 4: think everything that I've liked my whole life has been
Speaker 4: relatively consistent, maybe less so or less intensely because it's
Speaker 4: not new anymore.
Speaker 1: But uh, I don't know if I have anything.
Speaker 5: You know, what's a better answer for me than the
Speaker 5: emo stuff? Because I'm almost where you were, Because I
Speaker 5: almost forced myself to start liking that shit, I could
Speaker 5: do it a lot.
Speaker 1: I never bought any of this chemical romances as close
Speaker 1: as I got that to me, because they just are
Speaker 1: different mission too talented to ignore. Like Girard's voice doesn't bother.
Speaker 4: Me, no, but it is that it's it's that's what's crazy.
Speaker 1: About that's the thing. There's something and I think it's
Speaker 1: just because he's just genuinely a great singer, and a
Speaker 1: lot of a lot of those emo people to me,
Speaker 1: are fucking just not good.
Speaker 4: He's a great singer and the actual like, like, go
Speaker 4: listen to the composition.
Speaker 1: That song is brilliant video. I still maintained that that's
Speaker 1: like a queen tear fucking.
Speaker 5: I think they are the Yeah, I can get behind that.
Speaker 1: I can get behind what what you mean. I have
Speaker 1: no attachment to that band at all. None of them
Speaker 1: is really bad. I've heard a bunch of it. I
Speaker 1: just have no attachment to it. I think that album
Speaker 1: Sweet three cheers for Sweet Revenge or whatever. It's a
Speaker 1: really good album. It's very popular. I know what people love.
Speaker 1: I know people like I know the aesthetic like it
Speaker 1: could turn a lot of people off. Even back in
Speaker 1: the day, we were like my Chemical Romance. We were like, oh,
Speaker 1: let's let's start a stupid emo band called a Black
Speaker 1: Rose of Romance or something. We wrote like one dumb
Speaker 1: ass song and just we're like, let's try to get
Speaker 1: some money. We're like sixty, we can go anywhere with it.
Speaker 4: But yeah, a new band called our Fentanyl Dalliance.
Speaker 1: Damn Clockett, Yeah, Clockett. Now that I actually don't listen to.
Speaker 5: I don't listen to like whether they call math math
Speaker 5: rock or math or math metal?
Speaker 1: What is like? What is that? What is that? Math
Speaker 1: rock is on is on changing signature so it's never
Speaker 1: like its four four four three, It's like it's extremely
Speaker 1: progressive music.
Speaker 5: It's like it's like you can say called prog rock,
Speaker 5: but like in a but much more annoying, like got
Speaker 5: math metal.
Speaker 4: I don't know if ever, what's what can you what's
Speaker 4: a math rock band?
Speaker 1: I can think of Mighty Mouse, Mouse, modest Mouse.
Speaker 5: Well there's I would say, actually there. So there's bands
Speaker 5: that are a lot more underground, and a lot of
Speaker 5: times they may not even have like vocals, like Chan
Speaker 5: for example, there's a band called chan is a is
Speaker 5: a big There's they just they're just playing this is
Speaker 5: metal but like animals as leaders. Oh yeah, there's a
Speaker 5: Dillinger escape Plan.
Speaker 1: It's just like and then there's ones that are there.
Speaker 1: They're plenty of they have vocals.
Speaker 5: But so like between the Barried and me fucking into
Speaker 5: the there's a bunch of bands and I.
Speaker 1: Think some math rock is actually pretty fucking goods. But
Speaker 1: it's it's like, I mean, I wouldn't be I just haven't.
Speaker 1: It's not like music that like I don't I don't
Speaker 1: know how you would listen to the I don't know
Speaker 1: the kind of the set to, like how to set
Speaker 1: up like listen to this kind of music. It's kind
Speaker 1: of you just hear it one day and like, oh,
Speaker 1: if it sounds good, you might like it. It's just it's
Speaker 1: hard to it's hard people that a lot of people
Speaker 1: don't listen to jazz that's not like their main thing
Speaker 1: because it is so chaotic. I love jazz music and
Speaker 1: I love jazz. Did you guess you that? Did you
Speaker 1: get do you guess you? That? Fight?
Speaker 4: And uh yeah, dude, yeah that's that. That song has
Speaker 4: been in my fucking head. Yeah since I played it.
Speaker 1: That game is so yeah, soundtrack so good. It's very that.
Speaker 1: It was very surprising because everything was much more just
Speaker 1: like epic.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's it's like operatic, dude. At the end, there's
Speaker 4: like electric guitars that come in.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 4: It's fucking like. It's good ship. It's a great Saren.
Speaker 1: Shout out to the French for the first time ever,
Speaker 1: only it is the only time I spent the French.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you still have a lot to make up for
Speaker 4: for X you see. But like I think this, Yeah,
Speaker 4: thanks for all that funcks. You guys did the Haiti
Speaker 4: over and over again. That's really fucked up. You guys suck.
Speaker 1: But also to be fair, everybody did it to Haiti,
Speaker 1: I mean because of them, though, like somebody would have
Speaker 1: got to it. I mean that's true. Just disregard. I mean,
Speaker 1: that's like a race. I'm not I don't think I'm wrong,
Speaker 1: but like Western Europe is a race. Who was gonna
Speaker 1: get there first? Ye Spanish about I'm talking about all
Speaker 1: that stuff.
Speaker 4: It was like it was it was like mall rats
Speaker 4: or not rat rat race?
Speaker 1: I know, was gonna do it man, And luckily the
Speaker 1: Haitians were just like, who's gonna do It's gonna be
Speaker 1: Seth Green against the Haiti first, Like dude, it kind
Speaker 1: of was that shout out to Haiti though, you guys,
Speaker 1: the fact that you're still even sort of there. It's
Speaker 1: crazy because you guys have been invaded nine times in
Speaker 1: the last like seven years. Just fucking wild. But like, hey,
Speaker 1: you know, shout out to you guys. Change your name
Speaker 1: to do in Vadi at this point, probably should be
Speaker 1: you should go, you should, you should, you should live in?
Speaker 1: Why do I want? I'm not Haitian though, but you
Speaker 1: just said should pass. I could ask, but I don't
Speaker 1: go learn. Just go go go go learn a Haitian.
Speaker 1: Go learn creole and yeah, yeah, you know place I
Speaker 1: don't want to be creole? Yeah yeah, what does a
Speaker 1: crayon company have to do with this? You know I
Speaker 1: knew him, I knew it. You know creole is a
Speaker 1: Spanish word, right care? I know Haitian?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: A woman named Gaola retard laugh, that's crazy, totally. You
Speaker 1: hed the squid word.
Speaker 5: Laugh when he pranks SpongeBob and he's getting all funked
Speaker 5: up and then Squidward like does that like that like
Speaker 5: when he's laughing so hard?
Speaker 4: Is not the one where like he makes SpongeBob cry
Speaker 4: at the end.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he cries because he's like like f and it's like,
Speaker 1: did you guys not see the whole beginning episode where
Speaker 1: he was literally a hazing squid word, But like that one,
Speaker 1: they missed it all. It bothered that episode bothered.
Speaker 4: Look, he got hurt a lot, but it was kind
Speaker 4: of his fault.
Speaker 1: Like I think he needed that. He needed that sounds
Speaker 1: that I think when SpongeBob was doing it innocently a
Speaker 1: post but he was bothering a lot, but split Ward
Speaker 1: did it literally to hurt him.
Speaker 5: Sure, that's why the line is different, and it felt
Speaker 5: good to me. I was like, SpongeBob needs to be checked.
Speaker 4: I'm like sponge I want to see SpongeBob punch I
Speaker 4: want to.
Speaker 1: I want to. I want to an asshole.
Speaker 4: I want to see an episode of Spongeroll getting punched
Speaker 4: in the solar Plexus outside of his place of work
Speaker 4: and they're getting his wallet stolen and then him like
Speaker 4: wheezing for like a solid three minutes.
Speaker 1: I love that wheezing on the ground of crying.
Speaker 4: I love fancing and smiling friends where he like punches
Speaker 4: that demon and he like like realistically kills over.
Speaker 1: I love that. I told you again I was gonna
Speaker 1: hit you and he hit a demon but fell me sorry,
Speaker 1: threw up. But yeah, the yeah, all that music that
Speaker 1: I used to listen to back in the day.
Speaker 5: I mean, I'm still pretty I'm still like say Dylan Drake.
Speaker 5: Scape Plan is a big example. It's one of my
Speaker 5: favorite bands, but I don't listen to their they're half
Speaker 5: uh like math metal, and then they and then they
Speaker 5: have these songs that are just kind of like just
Speaker 5: solid rock or just alternative metal songs that are just like, oh,
Speaker 5: look how talented these guys are. They're just well structured songs,
Speaker 5: and I want to listen to those now.
Speaker 1: I basically my mind is I'm just as I'm getting older,
Speaker 1: I want to listen to less chaotic stuff. My mind
Speaker 1: is settled down, wants like peace, so listening for me,
Speaker 1: I've gotten really admitted song that's like and then there's
Speaker 1: just stuff and the drummers doing crazy ship and there's
Speaker 1: like I'm like, I'm done. That's the kind of thing
Speaker 1: that like I'll watch it live, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: I don't want to see. I don't want to.
Speaker 4: I don't want nine minutes of chaos in a pre
Speaker 4: record like this is for live.
Speaker 1: You know. That's kind of how I feel about it.
Speaker 1: I've gotten really gonna soul musics. I've gotten older. I'm
Speaker 1: just like I only kind of listened to like any
Speaker 1: sort of like so like that I got to make
Speaker 1: up for the thing you don't have it lated this
Speaker 1: what good people do. And there's me like stone facing
Speaker 1: the shower, sitting down.
Speaker 4: You're like Vegeta in fucking dragon Ball GT, trying to
Speaker 4: artificially become a super Saiyan for because we don't have
Speaker 4: it in you.
Speaker 1: Remember, I don't remember anything.
Speaker 4: He was like he used like a fucking machine to
Speaker 4: go super saying force like, bitch, shoot me with the wave.
Speaker 1: He's like he's like, what shooty bitch watched GT once
Speaker 1: and I don't remember I.
Speaker 4: Watched great Dass, Great Ass.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess maybe I should watch it as
Speaker 1: like a really not watching it fun watching it, but
Speaker 1: like I was also six, I thought the vibe was
Speaker 1: completely fucked like that. The wrap intro already was just
Speaker 1: like what are we doing here? Man? Remember that grand
Speaker 1: to a grant to a dragon Ball? GT.
Speaker 4: Brand's a child again, him and his friends, and it's
Speaker 4: like I want to lynch myself on live television.
Speaker 1: Because you know some fucking dump.
Speaker 5: You know, the same people that wrote head Cella or
Speaker 5: whatever wrote that rap and like, hey, brocman sing song
Speaker 5: that's correct.
Speaker 1: Well there's no shot.
Speaker 4: I think the GT because I can you imagine it
Speaker 4: was a Japanese fucking track somehow and not like a
Speaker 4: four Kids America too, like what what's popping right now?
Speaker 4: Rap the black music, look at some blacks in the
Speaker 4: studio for this fucking song for the theme.
Speaker 1: Get the medal? Thinkers up please? I think I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think I had fun watching GT. I really hate
Speaker 1: it reminds me of Round Me a dragon Ball, and
Speaker 1: I liked it. I was like, oh, dragon Ball.
Speaker 4: GT would be like if Seinfeld had a spin off
Speaker 4: and it was all about like Baboo or something where
Speaker 4: you just had like why the fuck are these side
Speaker 4: characters getting a show. It's Ry Jerry and like, no
Speaker 4: one wants to see this happen Trunks and Pan, fuck you,
Speaker 4: it's not even good.
Speaker 1: Trunks. Yeah, it's like a worst version of Trunk sucks
Speaker 1: is that Trunks see Trunks in the future is so
Speaker 1: bad ass because you know his life is terrible and
Speaker 1: then like he goes in bass he's like, oh you
Speaker 1: suck little me your ass, You're everything is wrong with me,
Speaker 1: and it's like it's funny that the worst part to
Speaker 1: him is vegeta, Like vegeta living makes him a worse person,
Speaker 1: Like that's so fucking crazy, Like you did that when
Speaker 1: your dad died, he became a really upstanding dude. I
Speaker 1: think I'm gonna marathon the dragon Ball universe all of it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that's like watching it five time speed.
Speaker 4: It would still take you nine years take up to
Speaker 4: the free society. That's that is correct, that leads to
Speaker 4: fix speed in the Namok saga, will still take Freezer
Speaker 4: about seven years to blow up the planet.
Speaker 1: That is so fucking funny. The experts, they're talking really fast.
Speaker 1: It sounds like x almost like what the fuck is
Speaker 1: going on?
Speaker 5: Imagine I want to see someone un ironically watching that fight,
Speaker 5: Like they're sitting down with Marvel Rivals and that's on
Speaker 5: their other screen, and it's just and they can.
Speaker 1: Do a full length report about everything. They're like, I'm
Speaker 1: all caught up.
Speaker 4: I'm all cut up, don't worry. They're not even looking
Speaker 4: at it at the time.
Speaker 1: They're looking at Marvel Rivals.
Speaker 4: So it's like they're listening to a five times radio
Speaker 4: show version of dragon Ball C.
Speaker 1: And it's like describing that happened and exists on he
Speaker 1: writes out everything that goes on. It's like you have
Speaker 1: the processing power of a computer. You're a super Actually
Speaker 1: frightened me yeah, fucking wish and empty eclipment to his head.
Speaker 1: That guy, that guy can't be here. I want that he's.
Speaker 4: He's like the opposite of Ellie and the last of us,
Speaker 4: you know where, he's like, he can't be.
Speaker 1: Us. I saw that.
Speaker 4: I saw that freeze frame of her looking like a
Speaker 4: Did you see the picture?
Speaker 1: I put? No, I didn't see. Oh god, it's actually
Speaker 1: pretty funny.
Speaker 5: Every time I log on Facebook to check my memories things,
Speaker 5: the first thing that pops up is somebody drawing her
Speaker 5: unflattering and some fucked up.
Speaker 1: I think people, I think I think it's a little
Speaker 1: over Well, it's it's the Internet, it's it's mean, but
Speaker 1: it also bro come on like this just begs like
Speaker 1: that face begs.
Speaker 4: For a for like a No, that's real, that's from
Speaker 4: the show.
Speaker 1: It does look like that's stupid hamster screaming. I thought
Speaker 1: that was a fake. I thought somebody distorted her face
Speaker 1: to make her look I think people are being really
Speaker 1: and I think people because she's a good actress. She
Speaker 1: is a good actress. It's the meta.
Speaker 4: She is a good actress. I don't I do believe that.
Speaker 4: I still do believe that she's miscast.
Speaker 1: I think I think everyone. I think people just need to.
Speaker 4: I wish people could just be normal, you know what
Speaker 4: I mean, because people get defensive about it, where it's like,
Speaker 4: oh no, this is actually the best casting ever over correction, yeah,
Speaker 4: or like the people the show runners be like, we
Speaker 4: don't have any regrets about casting Ali. It's like you
Speaker 4: must shut on some come on, Kaylee Spiney's right there.
Speaker 4: There's like several other people who are like obvious showings
Speaker 4: for Elliott you could have chosen, and it's what she's
Speaker 4: doing the best. I personally just think the second game
Speaker 4: is a mess, and I just don't think there's really
Speaker 4: any Like even the people watching the show are like,
Speaker 4: this isn't as good as the first season.
Speaker 1: Duh, right.
Speaker 4: That was the case with the game as well, although
Speaker 4: I do think the game is better than the show
Speaker 4: so far.
Speaker 5: I realize I just real quick. I just realized that
Speaker 5: I don't care because I I queued up there was
Speaker 5: three episodes out by the time I went to watch it,
Speaker 5: and I cued it up, and.
Speaker 1: You weren't even compelled to watch them. No, I clicked
Speaker 1: out of it.
Speaker 5: I was like, actually, know, I watched the opening scene
Speaker 5: where the where she's like revenge or something and the
Speaker 5: guy's like whatever, they were just talking.
Speaker 1: I think there's a tree there or something. The very
Speaker 1: beginning of.
Speaker 4: The first episode, I barely remember it.
Speaker 1: I watched that scene and I was like, I don't
Speaker 1: care about that, and we didn't let the Hulk and
Speaker 1: I was like, all right, I'm already fucking kind of
Speaker 1: you know, he could kill all of us.
Speaker 4: The thing about the last of Us that's crazy is that, like, look,
Speaker 4: the last most part two I think is tremendously performed.
Speaker 4: I think it's great, like amazingly acted. I think it
Speaker 4: uh and not thematically, but like characters are written in
Speaker 4: a way that like they interact with each other in
Speaker 4: a realistic way, and I appreciate it. But the core
Speaker 4: like that that game really thinks it's more mature than
Speaker 4: it is. And it's like playing Claire Obscure especially is
Speaker 4: just like it's so funny because it's just like this
Speaker 4: is way more adult then I think, and it's got
Speaker 4: like fucking you know, paint brush headed fucking freaks right out.
Speaker 1: Speaking some weird version of French to you.
Speaker 4: It bothers me how close it is to like because
Speaker 4: I'll pick up on some things where I'm just like,
Speaker 4: that's French, but then it becomes like it's like Similish almost,
Speaker 4: it's like French similar.
Speaker 5: It's kind of cool because it's jogging my memory of
Speaker 5: all the ship that I learned in high school. Yeah,
Speaker 5: it's like I understand some of the stuff you're saying.
Speaker 1: Fucking whatever, butt, but like the themes is like I
Speaker 1: love when I love when you're into town and you're like, man,
Speaker 1: life is crazy. I was born like three and a
Speaker 1: half hours ago and I'm like what he's like, Yeah, man,
Speaker 1: I'm pretty new. I can't know I got it that.
Speaker 1: I'm like, what are you that paint brush town? Yeah.
Speaker 4: I spent fucking no time there at all because they
Speaker 4: freaked me the fuck out, dude, didn't.
Speaker 1: I They bother the hell I did every much time
Speaker 1: I beat that boss when I should not have beat
Speaker 1: that boss. There there's a fight in there, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: level twenty one, I should not have beat that boss.
Speaker 1: And I beat the boss and got the special weapon
Speaker 1: way early. Yeah, I just they freaked me out. I
Speaker 1: don't know. I don't like them. When you first show up,
Speaker 1: I don't know who says it, like how the fuck
Speaker 1: are they standing because they're their fucking legs or so?
Speaker 1: But how they bring them, how they bring out the
Speaker 1: ones that are like to battle and then you beat
Speaker 1: them up and there's just a little one inside of
Speaker 1: a suit. Yeah, this is like jen would make up.
Speaker 4: The whole thing kind of feels like but but yeah,
Speaker 4: like I know, playing with playing a game like this,
Speaker 4: like that actually has like oh there's actually stuff to
Speaker 4: chew on here, as opposed to like what if the.
Speaker 1: People who do wrong to you were also people too? Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's like I've never thought of that before. It's just like, no,
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 4: I'm not like every war movie. I think everything it's
Speaker 4: like the idea. It's like what if Hitler had a mom.
Speaker 4: It's like, I don't care, it's Hitler. What do you mean,
Speaker 4: I don't care if Hitler had.
Speaker 1: My personal opinion, I think. I think it's like, I
Speaker 1: think there is there's validity to the story of revenge. Sure,
Speaker 1: going about how revenge is corrosive because I don't because
Speaker 1: I really do not think that revenge is given the
Speaker 1: proper understanding of what it is, because it is act
Speaker 1: truly like people. We don't display it in media the
Speaker 1: way we make it righteous. We like, we like, we
Speaker 1: like go play God Awards. I agree, but I think
Speaker 1: God of I think God of War three does at
Speaker 1: the end, at the very end, you get like, oh shit,
Speaker 1: it's bigger than this. But before that you're kind of
Speaker 1: just you're kind of just pillaging. What's crazy about it?
Speaker 4: There is that like even like I feel like God
Speaker 4: of War twenty eighteen and Gotta War Ragnarok do a
Speaker 4: better job of like portraying that kind of thing. I agree,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean, Like it's it's more subtle
Speaker 4: or like not subtle, but it's more like there's more
Speaker 4: complexities going on there, Like it's more about like self
Speaker 4: forgiveness and stuff like that's more interesting to me.
Speaker 9: It's then like, what's the guy who raped my dog
Speaker 9: to death had a fucking son he loved.
Speaker 1: I think it's like, oh, he's a dog rapist? Like no, no,
Speaker 1: I think I think I do. I do give the
Speaker 1: game It's flowers a certain point. I think the conds
Speaker 1: of the story, I think it's pretty cool. But I
Speaker 1: think I think the I think it's fine. I just
Speaker 1: think the way executed is really really you kill there's
Speaker 1: no choice, but see that's what I do that in
Speaker 1: every action game. Nathan Drake is a serial murderer.
Speaker 4: He's killed so many Nathan Drake is Charles Manson and
Speaker 4: everyone loves him for it.
Speaker 1: Nthan Nathan Drake is Kissinger.
Speaker 4: Actually the twist actually you read his diary and it's like, oh,
Speaker 4: I forgot to use my pen name.
Speaker 1: He says he is rights ha ha ha Vietnamese. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's it's but that's what it's. I don't care for
Speaker 1: that in a game because we know. To me, I
Speaker 1: wanted to be like I said, I brought God of
Speaker 1: War three because it's a little more metaw where this
Speaker 1: guy is destroying the world. Well, at the time it
Speaker 1: was the world. Now it's like destroying down Street. Yeah,
Speaker 1: like they kind of read, they kind of minimized it.
Speaker 1: A lot cares about greed.
Speaker 4: I was like, oh, just you could destroy grease right now,
Speaker 4: and I don't even think people would notice.
Speaker 1: Unfortunately that is true.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, so it was like whatever, But at the time,
Speaker 5: it was like, oh, his vengeance needs to be complete
Speaker 5: at the cost of everyone else. And then he was like,
Speaker 5: oh I did it. Fuck, He's like it was just
Speaker 5: like it was just it. It felt like everything wrapped
Speaker 5: up well enough to where I understood that how fucking damaging.
Speaker 5: I mean, I guess we all understand how damaging revenges.
Speaker 1: And yeah, people, I think people people minimize. I think.
Speaker 4: How good older games could be too, Like it's always like.
Speaker 1: Oh, back in the day, we couldn't even touch on
Speaker 1: these themes. It's like, what do you mean liked? Were
Speaker 1: you playing games at all? They did, they just didn't
Speaker 1: hold your hand. Yeah, they were there, And I feel
Speaker 1: like that's the halo. Halo too is.
Speaker 4: About an existential religious crisis. It's not like this is like.
Speaker 1: And that many people missed that actually, like people who
Speaker 1: were But I think that's that's fine. I like that
Speaker 1: people like that agree.
Speaker 5: We are level headed enough to understand the deeper meaning
Speaker 5: of it. Other people, I don't care, Like it's that's
Speaker 5: their problem. There also just not looking for it, Like
Speaker 5: sometimes that's what I mean.
Speaker 4: You could get what you wanted out of those things exactly,
Speaker 4: and it's just like if you wanted to chew deeper
Speaker 4: into it, there was there.
Speaker 1: And I think at the end of the day, it's
Speaker 1: what they wanted to do. I think it's not done well.
Speaker 1: I think it's a little handholdly and forced that dog
Speaker 1: so much. I think problem. You could sneak past a
Speaker 1: lot of enemies like the actually I mean to sneak
Speaker 1: past it, but then you murder people in the cut
Speaker 1: scenes cuts you go and you murder somebody, and it's like, bro,
Speaker 1: what the And granted it's the people that were there
Speaker 1: that health situation happened to what it was, but then
Speaker 1: like you let go. Like I for me, I'm just
Speaker 1: not a vengeful human being to begin with, I'm not
Speaker 1: in a situation also very much so true, but I'm
Speaker 1: not avengulation. Look, I don't I don't a problem with
Speaker 1: that game though, honestly, is just that I just don't.
Speaker 1: I cannot in that situation. If society is functioning well,
Speaker 1: I understand that you can go, you can travel to
Speaker 1: the ends of the earth to get revenge, and a
Speaker 1: society like that, I just don't think it is. It
Speaker 1: is completely like you're on your own. We you we
Speaker 1: are not we are not going, We're not gonna do
Speaker 1: anything like there is no point in wasting any resources
Speaker 1: or any time trying to do some revenge plot, because
Speaker 1: then that's what everybody would be doing all the time.
Speaker 1: It would just be like angry people, like everybody is
Speaker 1: getting crossed and betrayed.
Speaker 5: It because especially in a when a resource star of society,
Speaker 5: that's just it's to me, it's just kind of silly.
Speaker 5: I don't care, and then said the way that they
Speaker 5: pieced it together to is stupid.
Speaker 1: I just don't.
Speaker 4: It also doesn't have a momentum because like I think,
Speaker 4: like I was all on board, I was like, yeah,
Speaker 4: let's go kill this bit, Like what fine, you know,
Speaker 4: because I understand it. But then it gets to a
Speaker 4: point where like they're they're just chilling, you know, they're
Speaker 4: just like the opportunity passed and it's she can't let
Speaker 4: it go, and it's like that I can't relate to mm.
Speaker 4: I I could, I could follow you up until a
Speaker 4: certain point, but like now it's just like nobody would
Speaker 4: react this way. It's not out of your sheer laziness,
Speaker 4: you know, Like, what are you doing?
Speaker 1: I for me? I think it's I just like I don't.
Speaker 1: I don't know how. I don't know how you could
Speaker 1: you validate Like I just I just don't get how
Speaker 1: you get to the point where you're like, oh, this
Speaker 1: needs to be the way to do it. Instead of
Speaker 1: being like, let's just let's try to change the way,
Speaker 1: because it's pretty much like, let's just update Last of
Speaker 1: Us one, put some extra mechanics, which are good game mechanics,
Speaker 1: and then the games can and then let's just have
Speaker 1: her go on a ventral story. And it's like, I
Speaker 1: get it because she is angry at Joel. Why. I
Speaker 1: think there are certain things the show does do better, right, Like,
Speaker 1: I like the idea of the show in the handful
Speaker 1: of things, but there's a community there. I think. I
Speaker 1: think the casting is for me, the big problem is
Speaker 1: the casting. Casting is the going problem where I'm like this,
Speaker 1: this is bad. I don't like Pedro Bascal as Hoel.
Speaker 1: I don't like. I don't you're so weird about that?
Speaker 1: I don't. I just think it's weird. Why is it so?
Speaker 1: I've seen him in Narcos, I've seen him in fucking
Speaker 1: like fucking television stuff, and I'm like, this is a
Speaker 1: fucking Latin American.
Speaker 4: Latin America, we're such chameleons anyway, Like it's such a weird,
Speaker 4: that's a weird. I don't really see the Joel problem.
Speaker 4: I see the Ellie problem obviously for me.
Speaker 1: For me, what's interesting you don't see both for well,
Speaker 1: for me, I don't want to know Scales. I know
Speaker 1: the Ellie things much more glaring than Juel. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: I've the thinking about about Petro Bascals. I see him
Speaker 1: in so many things about him being Latin American constantly,
Speaker 1: and Joel Miller was I don't know what Joe Miller was,
Speaker 1: so I guess I could be wrong. I don't be wrong.
Speaker 1: I don't have a problem with I don't know.
Speaker 4: For me, I just because they cast a black guy
Speaker 4: as Captain Keys and I was like sure, So like,
Speaker 4: I'm not gonna, oh, Petro Pascal is Hispanic and you
Speaker 4: wouldn't know it unless you knew him, So like, I
Speaker 4: don't really care about that at all.
Speaker 1: But I think I think it looks like a non
Speaker 1: He does not look like a white guy, look like he.
Speaker 4: Is a white guy though, because he's a Spanish person.
Speaker 5: But what I mean is like a white guy that
Speaker 5: is from the French or English where it's.
Speaker 1: It's kind of it's like, let's but let's put it
Speaker 1: this way. Let's put it this way. The racist white
Speaker 1: people wouldn't accept him, is what I mean. Even though
Speaker 1: here to us he's white passing. But to them, they're like, no,
Speaker 1: I can tell that there's something in you that's literally
Speaker 1: it's distracting enough. There's a lot of people that I I'm.
Speaker 4: He looks more of the part than all he does. Yes, no,
Speaker 4: that is that's a lot for me. I'm just like,
Speaker 4: it's on a scale.
Speaker 1: It's just more of like I understand what he's saying
Speaker 1: and like, oh, dude, get out of here. Like it
Speaker 1: didn't it didn't need to be you Pedro, You're everything
Speaker 1: right now like it was. It's a fantastic is like what.
Speaker 5: It's just like I I you're You're a great actor.
Speaker 1: He's a great actor though, and I think and I
Speaker 1: think he did a good job in season one. I
Speaker 1: think he did a pretty good job. He's one he
Speaker 1: didn't it's not it's it's it's it's it is the
Speaker 1: one of the least problems inn it's barely but I
Speaker 1: think the casting for me is the problem. But I
Speaker 1: do like the idea of them having that home front place.
Speaker 1: I think that what do you mean, like them creating
Speaker 1: that town in the season. In the first season, I
Speaker 1: was like, I like this I did as a place
Speaker 1: they have like some sort of respite and normal normality.
Speaker 4: Back we're talking about season two? What are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh? This is in is this series? You know season?
Speaker 1: Did you finish season one? Yeah?
Speaker 4: I mean I don't really remember it because you.
Speaker 1: Know when they got game out to the time they
Speaker 1: met Tommy and Tommy's in that town with his wife
Speaker 1: and the kids like that, and there's like they're trying
Speaker 1: to I don't remember anything. Yeah, I remember really like
Speaker 1: a like a society. They're building a place I thought
Speaker 1: didn't like. Wasn't that chaos at the end? I don't
Speaker 1: remember what happened. No, season two, when happening, because this
Speaker 1: is what happened. I remember there was like a fire.
Speaker 1: Are you guys going to continue it? I don't. I might,
Speaker 1: I'm not sure it's all out. I might. I'm not
Speaker 1: going to spoil it. But I like the idea that
Speaker 1: there's like there's there's like a place of normal.
Speaker 4: But that's in the game too well, I know, I know,
Speaker 4: but I like that.
Speaker 1: I like the idea that Tommy because Tommy is not
Speaker 1: really doing that in the game and the game Tommy
Speaker 1: still scout for the most part, yes, but in this
Speaker 1: he's like a guy he's like a fucking dad, you know.
Speaker 1: He's like, there's only one thing. There's only one thing
Speaker 1: I need to live for right now. You know, it's
Speaker 1: only one thing.
Speaker 4: I think the show does better, and it's that they
Speaker 4: don't and have Tommy out him, because that was the
Speaker 4: one thing in the game where I was like, that
Speaker 4: makes no sense. I don't understand why you would even
Speaker 4: be going by your real names after everything that you've done.
Speaker 4: It makes it literally makes no sense at all.
Speaker 5: It's definitely a like I understand people make mistakes, but
Speaker 5: not in that's.
Speaker 4: Just not in that world. Yeah, you would have to
Speaker 4: be careless. I guess you'd have to be fucking unrelatably stupid.
Speaker 4: You'd have to very least want to use fake names. Yeah,
Speaker 4: so many You've killed so many people in the first
Speaker 4: game alone.
Speaker 1: You think that that's the part. I'm like, because I
Speaker 1: could I could see like Tommy, especially being the one
Speaker 1: to dude is insane. I could see it as like that, Oh,
Speaker 1: this is.
Speaker 4: Just my brother, This is my evil brothers, my brother
Speaker 4: that's killed a lot of people.
Speaker 1: You might have killed one of your people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, his name is Joel Miller, you know, is Joe
Speaker 2: miller social Security number by the way, you know, like
Speaker 2: one of the last thing you told me you killed
Speaker 2: this doctor guy.
Speaker 1: You know, it's crazy, probably makes younger. You probably want
Speaker 1: to kill it right now, don't you. But there's a
Speaker 1: golf book. But do you think that there's an iron
Speaker 1: Do you think that that that Joel scene is worse
Speaker 1: in the show? I think yeah, the actual Yeah, why
Speaker 1: are you killing me? You're killing me right now.
Speaker 4: It's just it's worse about it worse because it like
Speaker 4: it happens in like this like brightly lit loft as
Speaker 4: opposed to like this dark fucking basement.
Speaker 1: Like she's like, oh, you're handsome. Is there a guy
Speaker 1: that lists like Neil Druckman? There? No, No, that guy's
Speaker 1: not there. No, I don't think so there's like because
Speaker 1: remember the guy he had the I think he had
Speaker 1: a man bun and he's like Ben Dale and he
Speaker 1: spits on. Maybe there's a guy there that was like
Speaker 1: the guy that was Everybody said like, oh, that's Neil
Speaker 1: Druckman putting himself in the game. She said, oh.
Speaker 4: She says, like, you're handsome to him, and she's she
Speaker 4: also like tells him why like.
Speaker 1: She should have fucked him little bit dope, and.
Speaker 4: Then then and then the most recent thing and then
Speaker 4: the most the most recent thing was like the pregnant thing.
Speaker 4: We're like, uh, you find out a character is pregnant
Speaker 4: or whatever, and the reaction in the game is like reasonable,
Speaker 4: like it makes sense for the characters. And this is
Speaker 4: like I'm gonna be a dead It's like, yeah, isn't
Speaker 4: this a great time?
Speaker 1: This is not It makes no sense. I think I
Speaker 1: should be furious. Should You've just.
Speaker 4: Been massively this is you've been lied to, and you've
Speaker 4: you've been you've been put into a position where you're
Speaker 4: endangering someone.
Speaker 1: What do you do Someone's technically yeah, so it's yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I think the show is worse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I just I just kind of learned when I when
Speaker 1: I watched that opening scene that I just genuinely, even
Speaker 1: though I enjoyed the first season, I thought about it
Speaker 1: was like, I really don't care about this.
Speaker 5: I just even I haven't played the remastered versions, I'm
Speaker 5: not gonna play this. I just I kind of and
Speaker 5: it's I'm not I'm not taking anything away from anybody else,
Speaker 5: it's just personally, I just realized that I don't care.
Speaker 1: I like Last of Us two for quite a few things,
Speaker 1: but for me, the I like I think I like
Speaker 1: the story in Twine with the gameplay, and without the gameplay,
Speaker 1: it doesn't take me the same way. Let me put
Speaker 1: it this way. The thing that I spend the most
Speaker 1: was the rope physics.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah that they used twice. Yeah, that's in
Speaker 4: a forty hour or thirty hour game.
Speaker 1: They could have done a lot of cool ship with that.
Speaker 4: Remember at the very end where they they set they
Speaker 4: set up the chained up zombies and you're like, well,
Speaker 4: what a great mechanic.
Speaker 1: And then it.
Speaker 4: Ends it's like why wasn't this here before?
Speaker 1: Like they're just flexing and then just doing nothing. They
Speaker 1: have a great idea, we.
Speaker 4: Could have done this earlier on and given you more options,
Speaker 4: be like, oh what if you cut a rope and
Speaker 4: like set the zombies free to dispatch so you wouldn't
Speaker 4: have to kill anybody, so sick o, that'd be cool.
Speaker 1: That'd be so fucking that's still killing people. Yeah, it's
Speaker 1: killing people, but it's just to kill people, it is. Yeah.
Speaker 4: It reminds me of like a stealth game, like a
Speaker 4: true stealth game where it's like, oh, here's another option,
Speaker 4: neat I like a sandbox.
Speaker 1: Don't you bother a dog on somebody. I'm sorry, I
Speaker 1: just can't do stealth if I have an arsenal, I
Speaker 1: just I have no interest in stealthy. If I instinctively stealth,
Speaker 1: and I realized, I'm just like, I do it. I
Speaker 1: do it so I get the people easier.
Speaker 5: Not even a game like Whereas and Evil where I
Speaker 5: have to save Ammo, you know, say, a game where
Speaker 5: I was like, I really need to conserve my amals,
Speaker 5: like there's always gonna be Ammo around. So I don't
Speaker 5: even feel compelled to like try to not use bullets
Speaker 5: and blow someone's head off or something.
Speaker 1: I try really hard not to use, uh like just
Speaker 1: weapons in general. And I don't know why. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm not playing a game. I'm just fucking like like
Speaker 1: an elder what you call it oblivion, I'm sneaking. I'm like,
Speaker 1: why am I sneaking? I got conjuration for a reason.
Speaker 1: I'm just fucking just held. I only sneak when I
Speaker 1: have to, like I have to steal something. I have
Speaker 1: to you know, I have to get not be seen.
Speaker 1: I don't don't steal. I don't, I don't steal. Should
Speaker 1: I take it after I win? I claim? Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: I had to restart my I to get into to
Speaker 1: get into the Thieves guild, I accidentally, Uh, I forgot
Speaker 1: what happened, but the chick woke up while I was
Speaker 1: trying to steal her ship, and then I had to
Speaker 1: kill her because she wouldn't leave me alone. I fucking
Speaker 1: I've killed so many people in that game. Bro, I'm
Speaker 1: such a piece of ship dude. I have such I'm
Speaker 1: trying not to get any special weapons until level twenty five,
Speaker 1: so I'm just suffering because there's so much cool shit
Speaker 1: that I'm like, I go get this, but I'm not
Speaker 1: gonna do it right, so I'm just waiting. So I've
Speaker 1: been I've been using a lot of destructive magic, and
Speaker 1: I've been beating the fight with clubs. I'm excited to
Speaker 1: go back into it because there's gonna be like so
Speaker 1: many mods available because when I first was looking, there
Speaker 1: wasn't anything that impressive. Yet I'm gonna I'm gonna finish
Speaker 1: clip Skier and then I'm going to play that. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna play CP Scare first. Then I'm gonna do like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna try to get to the end to act
Speaker 1: to in bald Skate three, and then I'm gonna go
Speaker 1: into I mean, I just take a breakthrough. How many
Speaker 1: times you beat Baldsgate three? Only three? Three times of
Speaker 1: pretty deep game play. I mean you probably have many hours? Yeah? Seven?
Speaker 1: Let me check on my steed. Let's see. It's gonna
Speaker 1: be something mine is because weird, I guess. I I
Speaker 1: just don't remember playing that much, but I beat it
Speaker 1: like three times, so I must have played a lot.
Speaker 1: That is so crazy. I played the flaming fun out
Speaker 1: of that game.
Speaker 4: I wish I could like that game.
Speaker 1: I wonder if there's any mods now that can like
Speaker 1: maybe make it, uh like bearable for you.
Speaker 4: That's it's fine, It's not everything has to be for everybody,
Speaker 4: that's true.
Speaker 1: But I played the absolute funk out of that game
Speaker 1: to the point now that like I can't even miss ship.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I know what, I know that's there, I
Speaker 1: know who? That is so funny I fucking missed. Yeah,
Speaker 1: my first player. I was like, where's that nigga on
Speaker 1: the cover? I just never ran It's a little gay vampire.
Speaker 1: It's a little gay vampire. Here's a here's the one.
Speaker 4: Majien Helen Keller, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Majen Helen Keller wrote in what that dude to her?
Speaker 1: Does it make her like regular?
Speaker 4: I think it was just it would still make her evil,
Speaker 4: but she would still like she would still be incapable
Speaker 4: of really enacting anything.
Speaker 1: So it just makes her. It doesn't give It would
Speaker 1: just change her. It might.
Speaker 4: It would make her strong, but she wouldn't know where
Speaker 4: she was going anyway. She would she'd be really powerful,
Speaker 4: but with no direction.
Speaker 1: Such a waste like if you had a limited amount
Speaker 1: of margins, you can like marks on somebody and you
Speaker 1: waste it.
Speaker 4: On her waist Keller or like fucking Vern Troyer or something.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: He's fucking small and dead. Tried to think of somebody
Speaker 4: who wouldn't It wouldn't offend, you know, Yeah, if you
Speaker 4: offend somebody who's a littler, does account is like a
Speaker 4: less because you're offending less of a person.
Speaker 1: You stop.
Speaker 4: That's not that came out wrong. That is so crazy
Speaker 4: that came out. There's still a person, but it's like
Speaker 4: less people. There's less person. This is all coming out
Speaker 4: really really, I know what.
Speaker 1: You mean, but that is definitely being clipped out of context.
Speaker 1: You are what you are saying is stupid. When I'm saying.
Speaker 4: Thing is if a little person because they are less
Speaker 4: than a hold this they are smaller, small and less
Speaker 4: is the same to me.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. You're seeing them. You're saying them incorrectly.
Speaker 1: You can use words, right, you know how to speak. Now,
Speaker 1: go again, try one more time.
Speaker 4: So so, because little people are barely humans, it gets worse.
Speaker 1: It gets progressively worse. Literally, we just find you just
Speaker 1: hate little.
Speaker 4: People, which is crazy because I'm like, that's like so close,
Speaker 4: that's like, uh, I guess it's like Kanye West in
Speaker 4: some sense.
Speaker 1: I guess it's. Yeah. I say, like, I have six
Speaker 1: hundred fifty four hours in Boskate three. That's kind of close.
Speaker 1: I have one hundred and sixty now. Now I've been
Speaker 1: playing it here since the alpha though. That's a good point.
Speaker 1: That doesn't make it much better, But that's that's still
Speaker 1: a lot. Well, it came out through I get played
Speaker 1: Destiny for that. It came out three years before the
Speaker 1: actual Gamekay.
Speaker 4: So let me tell you something I have across my
Speaker 4: entire history of playing Destiny one and two probably around
Speaker 4: that time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, do you guys remember that? Do you
Speaker 1: guys remember that? Almost? I have almost two hundred hours
Speaker 1: in Haities two, the game's I've even done yet. Do
Speaker 1: you guys have three hundred hours? And Halo and fin
Speaker 1: Do you guys remember this from because remember Google Stadia?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, the guy that put in remember
Speaker 1: on live it was way more. That's a throwback. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I thought it was. I thought it was lesson less
Speaker 1: a guy putting six thousand hours on Red Dead online
Speaker 1: in Stadia, Well, that's right, and he lost it, all right? Yeah,
Speaker 1: well why would you do that on Stadia? Of all?
Speaker 1: That's why that's all he has four so he had. Man,
Speaker 1: you don't know, people have their own struggles and ship. Dude.
Speaker 1: I just don't that many hours is I really can't.
Speaker 1: I can't. I can't conceptualize how many hours that Black has.
Speaker 1: Four hundred hours in Red Dead too, which is crazy
Speaker 1: to me. Jack Black? Yeah, the person, Yeah, well know
Speaker 1: the car, what do you mean, Jack Black? The toy
Speaker 1: a civic? When did he when did he share that info?
Speaker 4: He was on some interview during the Minecraft movie where
Speaker 4: like he was like nerding out over Red Dead two
Speaker 4: with like the with like one of the press people
Speaker 4: who was interviewing him, he was like, oh, dude, I
Speaker 4: have seven hundred hours in uh the interviewer it was
Speaker 4: like I have seven hundred hours in Red Dead two,
Speaker 4: And I was like, oh, you got me beat, I
Speaker 4: have like four hundred. But it's like, but I believe
Speaker 4: him because he talks about it like he understill, like
Speaker 4: he knows. Yeah, like he definitely has.
Speaker 1: I mean I look at him, I'm like, yeah, that's
Speaker 1: a gamer. I look at the I look at you.
Speaker 1: Look at the guy's like, yeah, there's fucking still orange
Speaker 1: fucking fingertips, you know at the interview Yeah, put his
Speaker 1: hand out a cup of water and it turns into
Speaker 1: fucking mac and cheese. What water turns into mac and cheese? Yeah,
Speaker 1: damn dude.
Speaker 4: It's like gamer christ that I can turn water into
Speaker 4: mac and cheese. It's fucking crazy, and it's only Craft.
Speaker 4: This is my body and this is my blood and
Speaker 4: the hands you have. Fucking dorito.
Speaker 1: I can't believe I have a thought craft mac and cheese,
Speaker 1: mac and cheese. I don't I've ever eaten Kraft mac
Speaker 1: and I cannot believe I rate that family.
Speaker 4: I mean, I don't know that's Kraft mac and cheese
Speaker 4: is it's it's worse than mac and cheese obviously, but
Speaker 4: there's something about it.
Speaker 1: It's like a toast.
Speaker 4: It's like a like a pizza bagel kind of thing,
Speaker 4: where like this isn't pizza or a bagel, but like
Speaker 4: I kind of I don't hate this.
Speaker 1: I kind of feel like I get those toastinos. Uh,
Speaker 1: pizza pocket. I don't know what the pizza rolls. The
Speaker 1: pizza rolls like those things, like what the fuck are
Speaker 1: those things? But I like them.
Speaker 4: They're like mini pizza shiit plastic col zone.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, what the hell is the cover?
Speaker 1: I don't know what is. It's almost like a wallet
Speaker 1: or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, even just like the for the bread or whatever
Speaker 4: the fuck they use is definitely like plastic.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've I'm sure it's still in my digestsis. I
Speaker 1: think about it, and I'm like, I ate that ship,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, I can just make it sandwich. I
Speaker 1: just make a sandwich, could make a sandwich or some something.
Speaker 1: Sometimes the like shit food hits the spot. It's nostalgic.
Speaker 1: I think. Yeah, I had McDonald's last night. I came
Speaker 1: home too late. Donalds last night. I came home too
Speaker 1: late from where I was at. So I was like
Speaker 1: McDonald's and I ate it, And I immediately went in
Speaker 1: the shower and sat down. I was like, I feel
Speaker 1: so bad. I never feel bad. After McDonald's. They got
Speaker 1: new chicken strips, so I tried them. No, the thing is, yeah,
Speaker 1: they're actually really good. They're really good. Actually are they?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: I remember? I love that you select the ones? Wasn't
Speaker 1: that good? Ship? Remember the snacks? I never gotten to rap.
Speaker 1: I didn't get I didn't eat until like, I love rap,
Speaker 1: so I came out here. Actually I still nothing. I
Speaker 1: love nothing more than just rice, chicken and lettuce or
Speaker 1: just garden salad of any kind. That that's why I
Speaker 1: love Mediterranean food. I think that is.
Speaker 4: Oh we never got to watch a Hello Kelly's question.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, we should do that. Uh what's the song
Speaker 4: you can't stand? For a reason other than the melody?
Speaker 4: I can't stand Ain't It Fun? From Paramore? Because something
Speaker 4: about Hayley Williams or any celebrity at that level talking
Speaker 4: about living in the real world just pisses me off.
Speaker 1: For some reason, that's not what she's talking about in
Speaker 1: the fucking well. I mean, I don't think she saw
Speaker 1: I don't think it's like it's talking about consequences. The
Speaker 1: person she's talking to is talking about the person having
Speaker 1: Remember the song that I really I read that song
Speaker 1: that I just you know, I haven't I sat there
Speaker 1: and been like, blood, I wonder what this is about? Blood.
Speaker 1: Blood just proved this media literacy right now in his
Speaker 1: question literally literally the lyric lyrically give the person some grace.
Speaker 1: It's in Helen Keller. That's true point death and blind
Speaker 1: and evil and so. And the fact they put this
Speaker 1: question on in general is actually, you know, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: You deserve praise.
Speaker 5: Look, look it happens sometimes a lot of times artists
Speaker 5: don't aren't just writing specifically about themselves, or they could
Speaker 5: be writing about a specific time period, like you know,
Speaker 5: but you assume that it's just like, oh, this is me,
Speaker 5: modern day Hailey with millions of dollars writing about it.
Speaker 1: Doesn't really you gotta have to think that like this
Speaker 1: doesn't add up, does it. It's kind of like when
Speaker 1: we were talking about clear obscure earlier, about the thing
Speaker 1: that you thought didn't add up because of other things,
Speaker 1: like it's just you kind of like, oh yeah, never mind,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. So anyway, so I I love that song.
Speaker 1: I love everything Haley Williams does. I'm just like that
Speaker 1: song to top four white women on the planet to me, genuinely,
Speaker 1: probably probably top two. It's heard Margaret Robbie, what's okay?
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't just like my Robbie at all.
Speaker 1: Not my top ten to top five white women really yeah, no, no,
Speaker 1: no of us. We're gonna do our top ten white
Speaker 1: white women.
Speaker 4: We'll do top five, top five for each of us
Speaker 4: listen to.
Speaker 1: I can't think of that. No, well, just put some
Speaker 1: I can't think of ten women, pite, frankly, put some
Speaker 1: fillers in there. Just just get whatever. Just we don't
Speaker 1: have to go to ten. But I just want them
Speaker 1: to be the options because I don't the time.
Speaker 4: I don't know Mary Magdalen April Avine Oprah is merrily
Speaker 4: Magdalene white. I mean probably, I mean probably not like
Speaker 4: based on modern day I guess you probably, yeah, I
Speaker 4: mean artistically rendered Mary max yes, yeah, yes, not necessarily
Speaker 4: historically accurate.
Speaker 1: Mary Magulin who had a bush, Probably that would look crazy.
Speaker 1: Man bushes.
Speaker 5: Bring back of the bushes, mankind, like my hat cook back.
Speaker 5: I'm tired of women looking like fucking children down They.
Speaker 4: Don't even look like children, but like we're back there.
Speaker 4: I don't want a forest down there either. I want
Speaker 4: to know what I'm doing seventy I mean it. I
Speaker 4: want to have a clear vision. The forest is above
Speaker 4: the pussy.
Speaker 5: Not all the time I've never seen a because the
Speaker 5: bush is usually the you know, the what do you
Speaker 5: call the pubic part where that's where it's shooting out
Speaker 5: like a bush. And then there's of course there's hair
Speaker 5: in the on the labia and all that ship. But
Speaker 5: it's not if it was the same.
Speaker 1: Y'all be gumming on alabias, y'all being on alabias, y'all
Speaker 1: be doing that like like I'm a fucking like I'm
Speaker 1: a horse. The hay. She's fucking screaming. You walk like
Speaker 1: you're locked, You've locked your neck. He's as hard as
Speaker 1: you can. You're liking fucking him. In a movie with
Speaker 1: Michael be Jordan, when he dies for being black in
Speaker 1: the sky Bridge and here, No, No No, when he
Speaker 1: gets lightning bolded by the small white fellow, Percy Jackson
Speaker 1: King Kong Chronicle. There you go, King Kong, Is you
Speaker 1: guys are insane? You gott's say that's Michael Jordan movie
Speaker 1: Michael be Jordan, Peter Jackson's Michael King Kong with Michael Jordan,
Speaker 1: Michael be Jordan and Peter Jacksons Michael be Jordan, King Kong,
Speaker 1: Michael Jordan's if you replayed that over and over again,
Speaker 1: you could make someone lose them.
Speaker 4: You can actually you can break. You could have broken
Speaker 4: assignment lad and in moments with.
Speaker 1: Stop it please, I can't that? Do you think I do?
Speaker 1: That's in reality reality broke dropped?
Speaker 4: Do you think because O Seanan Lan watch so much
Speaker 4: anime that like when the Seale Team six broke into
Speaker 4: his compound, he tried to run like Naruto and had
Speaker 4: his hands behind.
Speaker 1: Him and he's got sh oh my goodness, brow and
Speaker 1: those boomers like that were watching the race the smoke screen.
Speaker 1: He's like trying to run up the wall. He slips.
Speaker 1: He's the fucking Sandals. He all this ship. They didn't
Speaker 1: even kill him.
Speaker 4: He just tried to run up a wall and then
Speaker 4: he fell backwards and busted his head open like a watermelon.
Speaker 1: He only ran six just standing either the whole times.
Speaker 1: One guy that's laughing so hard, he's drowning in his gear.
Speaker 1: It's someone shoot him. So it looks like we did
Speaker 1: this dog after that dog bite him, bite him, shoot him.
Speaker 1: And then even the dogs like they were like, wait,
Speaker 1: they did a bad him. Shoot him, kick him in
Speaker 1: the deck. That's why they threw him in the ocean,
Speaker 1: because it was unbelievable. They're like, we clearly didn't do this.
Speaker 4: Yeah, he actually he ran up the wall, fell backwards,
Speaker 4: and his whole body exploded like a water balloon.
Speaker 1: I was just thinking of like Nuto music playing and
Speaker 1: let him get in murder, no small compound. That's so crazy.
Speaker 1: You never catch me that that they tummy did he
Speaker 1: think he was? How he got he's getting Swiss the
Speaker 1: fuck up? Gonadn't the guy get it?
Speaker 2: Getting getting casually like they're just like they're they're barely
Speaker 2: reacting to the recoil, Like there's barely even any recoil
Speaker 2: on their guns with the muscles going crazy. They just
Speaker 2: looking at each other while he going yeah, like still
Speaker 2: standing up the entire time of everybody's seen.
Speaker 4: The Tropic Thunder, where Ben Stiller's getting like fucking viscerated,
Speaker 4: should by all accounts.
Speaker 1: Have no body left. That was funny, man.
Speaker 4: But anyway, I don't have an answer to this. I'm
Speaker 4: trying to think of like a song that I can't
Speaker 4: stand for another reason.
Speaker 1: In the middle, other reason than them. I mean, I mean,
Speaker 1: I guess that's all the emo ship that I was
Speaker 1: talking about. I think the melodies are usually find their
Speaker 1: voices make me want to fucking claw my eyes out.
Speaker 1: The melodies are great, actually, anything that has to bring
Speaker 1: the carpenter in it. Really, I don't really mind her.
Speaker 1: I actually kind of like, I don't hate her, but
Speaker 1: I heard her music so much without my chan it's
Speaker 1: overplayed with I only know the expression one. I've been
Speaker 1: invaded by it. Unfortunately, I know.
Speaker 4: That music when I was younger. When I was younger,
Speaker 4: I would have hated it because would have been like
Speaker 4: pop music.
Speaker 1: What I loved pop music back in the day. I've
Speaker 1: action boys.
Speaker 4: I went back and looking at a bunch of pop
Speaker 4: music that I wrote off, you know what I mean,
Speaker 4: like fucking like at the time, I didn't really like
Speaker 4: Lady because it was just like everywhere.
Speaker 1: She she's peak pop, like peak pop music. Actually it
Speaker 1: is and.
Speaker 4: It's not that I didn't like like it was. You know,
Speaker 4: you're in high school. You're like pretentious on like a
Speaker 4: level where it's just like, it's not fucking.
Speaker 1: Bad romance, you know, such a good song, just dance,
Speaker 1: it's just good. But I hate that guy that Jacon,
Speaker 1: you know that Jacob Jacoby or whatever. His name was,
Speaker 1: Kobe and Meyer. It was the lead guy that featured
Speaker 1: on it. That was he was on a Kon's label.
Speaker 1: The only reason he was Akon was on that song. No,
Speaker 1: it's a guy named Pecon Jacoby or something like that.
Speaker 1: Are you sure look it up? Ak is On. It's not.
Speaker 1: It's not a it's Akon's artist. And I thought it was.
Speaker 5: Like Jacob, I can't remember his name is he's complete
Speaker 5: has been that's the Akon. Try to boost them didn't work.
Speaker 5: But yeah, oh Coby O Donna, I know I know
Speaker 5: who that is. I was thinking because Kobe, that's crazy.
Speaker 5: Actually it was just him.
Speaker 1: I'm here to mamagain a mile and I'm like, shut
Speaker 1: the fuck up, man, I don't get the off this track.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I came around, but like I think it was
Speaker 4: like when I was sating Gabby, like like a decade ago.
Speaker 4: She got me more into it and I was like, oh,
Speaker 4: this is actually pretty good. Actually it's kind of insane.
Speaker 4: Her last album is really good too, actually, the one
Speaker 4: that just came out like a month or two.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it being Blackie Black. It's crazy. I don't I
Speaker 1: think I like poppy. I don't know, because I think
Speaker 1: the because origin pop is like Michael right, and that's
Speaker 1: not what pop music is. Andy Mike became around like
Speaker 1: the two thousands, So I've always kind of liked pop
Speaker 1: music for the most part. I definitely said I liked
Speaker 1: it less when I was a team because obviously you're
Speaker 1: a team. Yeah, you're like you're gonna say you're not
Speaker 1: real music. But like I but then became there's the
Speaker 1: message and like rap became pop, you know, and it's
Speaker 1: just like wow, yeah, so it's just like that out there.
Speaker 1: Yeah it's dead now though for the most part that
Speaker 1: music that rap is rap take a really serious nose dive.
Speaker 1: I think I post COVID the world is raped, like
Speaker 1: a really serious note. Now what's you called it? No
Speaker 1: regged thoughts, but that it is actually pop music again,
Speaker 1: really sad, but also.
Speaker 4: Has that bad bunny kind of leading the charge. It
Speaker 4: makes me happy but sad.
Speaker 1: But that Bad Bunny was really good.
Speaker 4: I think I didn't really I didn't really talk with
Speaker 4: him before.
Speaker 1: That was really good. It's really really good anyway. Uh,
Speaker 1: let's see, you don't know about that because standard nigga
Speaker 1: a couple of a base nigga, you know that one
Speaker 1: where you know they're speaking some language, sound like the
Speaker 1: foreign language. I think he's I think he speaks locust
Speaker 1: like no, no, uh, grind is that is?
Speaker 4: That is bad Bunny with us right now? Going It
Speaker 4: was like it was like you, it was like he
Speaker 4: channeled him dumb. Oh my god, Bad Bunny is manifesting
Speaker 4: on our.
Speaker 1: Podcast Phoenix Boom Grind. Oh he's gone. We lost the
Speaker 1: connection truly, Like Derek is gone. What if I just died?
Speaker 1: He froze like that and we touched his skin and
Speaker 1: it was cold, the ice like freezing. Yeah, it like
Speaker 1: and it like gives a little bit like paper mache.
Speaker 1: Those are the I want to either explode or I
Speaker 1: want to die like that. I want to I want calcified. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want I want to blow up so bad it
Speaker 1: changes something about the world. If I want the planet
Speaker 1: to suffer, it it changed our understanding of how human
Speaker 1: bodies function. I guess it is like people terrified at funerals.
Speaker 1: Now I don't want to go to the funeral. I
Speaker 1: don't want to you know, I want to die.
Speaker 4: I want to get I want to get married, and
Speaker 4: then the day after I want to wake up like
Speaker 4: a like a Pompeii ash man.
Speaker 1: That's what that's my goal.
Speaker 4: The day after the day after the wedding, like after
Speaker 4: the honeymoon or whatever, like the first night of the honeymoon.
Speaker 4: I want to go to sleep and then become a
Speaker 4: Pompeii Ashman.
Speaker 1: I want literally to mistake and kill. So she just
Speaker 1: like what the fuck, dude, Like I want to get.
Speaker 1: She gives me a high five, and I'm like slip
Speaker 1: birst my head and then have her have to do
Speaker 1: with that traumatizer making her problem. Make her Yeah she
Speaker 1: did it. She's like, dang, I killed it, but it
Speaker 1: was pretty funny. I want to die in a way
Speaker 1: that she's gonna laugh at.
Speaker 5: We should do, though, have a note keeping on your
Speaker 5: your bed where it says I knew you would kill
Speaker 5: me one day.
Speaker 1: After. She works on herself. She has like years of
Speaker 1: like therapy, like trying to get better, and then she like,
Speaker 1: I knew to kill me. She's like dated it. That's
Speaker 1: really fucking not nice. Yeah, but she deserves it. All right,
Speaker 1: we do all more.
Speaker 4: Yeah, we'll do one more. Wanted on a serious note,
Speaker 4: sort of God's hungest trans girl.
Speaker 1: Y, Hey, send pictures, send pics. Yeah, we got to
Speaker 1: compare in contrast? Yeah, are you more of a with
Speaker 1: or a length kind of person? I'm just going to
Speaker 1: photoshop my girth to be like crazy. It looks like
Speaker 1: a photoshop. Man. You can't even you see the outline
Speaker 1: of your faces? How fucking I won't even understand what
Speaker 1: you're looking at? Is that? Is that a penis or
Speaker 1: a really big PASTRAMI?
Speaker 4: So God's ungest transgirl running, she says, As a trans
Speaker 4: woman in the United States, I'm currently facing the existential
Speaker 4: crisis of being made illegal by my government, our government. Hey,
Speaker 4: we're in this together, equivalently, we have as much to
Speaker 4: lose as Canada.
Speaker 1: We're in Canada. We're in Canada. What I hear?
Speaker 4: Could y'all share some good stories you have about trans people.
Speaker 4: As Kingston's dad's son all already knows, we minorities love
Speaker 4: being represented in media we consume so letter rip. I mean, honestly,
Speaker 4: I don't know many I have to be honest, but
Speaker 4: I have a few trans friends.
Speaker 1: I have three trans friends. Yeah, I have three trans friends.
Speaker 1: And it's like it's I don't know, I feel like
Speaker 1: I this is gonna sound diminutive, but also like I
Speaker 1: just there's no they're just funny fucking people. But my
Speaker 1: friends are funny because they're all like relatively in the
Speaker 1: artistic field. Like one of yeah, like one of my
Speaker 1: my friend's slides girlfriend is trans, and during during his birthday,
Speaker 1: we were just sending the most insane memes to each other.
Speaker 1: And there's like, there's not a there's not a difference
Speaker 1: in it other than the fact that like their their
Speaker 1: journey's probably different. But that's not what I interact with really, but.
Speaker 4: Yeah, you know, yeah, it's never I've never like engaged
Speaker 4: in like a deep, you know, conversation about this stuff
Speaker 4: because I just don't know any I don't know enough
Speaker 4: about it, and I also don't harbor enough resentment at
Speaker 4: all to even engage on a deeper level, you know.
Speaker 1: What I mean. Sure, Like I don't get that.
Speaker 4: I think need a little bit more of that yeah,
Speaker 4: but uh, I've just never care. Like I've always been
Speaker 4: of the mind that, like I kind of view us
Speaker 4: as computers anyway, you know what I mean. Like when
Speaker 4: I was a kid, I remember hearing that story about
Speaker 4: the guy getting like hitting the brain or whatever, and
Speaker 4: then he like learned like his entire personality was different.
Speaker 4: And so to me, I'm like, if we're just computers
Speaker 4: basically like biological computers, then we can be swapped out
Speaker 4: like that. Why would I care if somebody chooses to
Speaker 4: swap out, you know, like a you know, a sex
Speaker 4: organ or just like if they feel like they're in
Speaker 4: a different body, Like I just I it seems fine
Speaker 4: to me.
Speaker 1: I'm very unbothered at what. I'm very bothered.
Speaker 5: It's it's, uh, it's something to some people, they may
Speaker 5: misinterpret me saying indifferent as to like something like I
Speaker 5: don't care. What I mean is it's normal, literally indifferent,
Speaker 5: Like it doesn't it's not a positive or negative to me.
Speaker 1: It is a thing that exists.
Speaker 5: A trans person to me is just a person, right,
Speaker 5: So I don't like, it's not like an I feel
Speaker 5: like that's how we should treat people, obviously, And it was.
Speaker 5: It was actually kind of cool. I will say, well, good,
Speaker 5: it's good and bad. So one of my buddies that
Speaker 5: I've known since I was like fifteen, he recently started
Speaker 5: dating a trans woman December January, and uh we a
Speaker 5: lot of our buddies we were surprised because there was
Speaker 5: no inclination that that's something that he would ever do,
Speaker 5: you know, nothing like. But then it just kind of
Speaker 5: out of nowhere. He uh like that he showed up.
Speaker 5: We went to Dave and Busters for my birthday. Kind
Speaker 5: of it was just like, let's just fucking go Dave
Speaker 5: and Busters whatever, and showed up. Fucking it was like
Speaker 5: very normal. It was it's just normal, she's a person.
Speaker 5: And then just it wasn't a thing at all. Nobody
Speaker 5: mentioned it, no one brought it up. And I'm like,
Speaker 5: cause that's how you would do it. Like when I
Speaker 5: met Jalen's girlfriend. It's just hey, it's Jalen's girlfriend.
Speaker 1: That's it. And so it was cool and how like
Speaker 1: just easily she just fitted and everything was just very normal.
Speaker 1: But I will say, uh, two days ago, he sent
Speaker 1: me a screenshot is his mom is deeply religious, to
Speaker 1: the point where what I saw her I poked fun
Speaker 1: at her mom one time. She was the one that
Speaker 1: helped me out to let me stay at the house
Speaker 1: for a fifty bucks. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. So I poked.
Speaker 1: I poked at her just.
Speaker 5: A little bit because she was watching a Noah's Ark
Speaker 5: thing like on TV. And all I said was just
Speaker 5: being a little, you know, a little dickhead. I was like, oh, man,
Speaker 5: isn't it a crazy that he lived to be like.
Speaker 1: Nine hundred years old? You know, just being like obviously
Speaker 1: this is fucking bullshit.
Speaker 5: But she was like, yeah, man, people she used to
Speaker 5: live way longer back in the day. And I was
Speaker 5: just like, oh, she's locked in. You know, there's you
Speaker 5: can't you can't, you can't fuck with her.
Speaker 1: But uh yeah. So she sent him two tiktoks of
Speaker 1: some guy that claims to be straight. Now he's like,
Speaker 1: I'm I was gay, but I gave myself to the
Speaker 1: Lord and now I have a wife. And I was like,
Speaker 1: this sucks this this guy's married. This woman married a
Speaker 1: gay guy. You know. I was like, oh man, And
Speaker 1: she said he said the things, and I was like, dude,
Speaker 1: what did you say? He sent it back and he
Speaker 1: was just like like, what the.
Speaker 5: Fuck, Mom, I'm not gay and I don't give a
Speaker 5: funk about your kingdom of God. And she was just like, well,
Speaker 5: you know, just maybe we need to have a conversation,
Speaker 5: need to help me understand.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, well hopefully she can. Yeah, that could
Speaker 1: be the fact that comes to that point. It is crazy. Yeah,
Speaker 1: so hopefully a bridge will be build. My dad. My
Speaker 1: dad thinks I'm gay, currently thinks he knows you're He
Speaker 1: thinks i'm with my with my current girlfriend of many
Speaker 1: years thinks I'm gay like masculine. It's so funny. I
Speaker 1: love Caribbean ship. Dude, we suck bro we fucking I always.
Speaker 1: We're a really beautiful place, really beautiful people. Extremely ignorant
Speaker 1: on islands. That's why. Yeah, I was. I was listening
Speaker 1: to Foreign Man. Yeah. I love his content and recently
Speaker 1: he just man, okay, yeah, and just the way he
Speaker 1: talks about the culture and how like if you like
Speaker 1: you can be so easily like what do you you
Speaker 1: are gay? If you say, for example, do not if
Speaker 1: a woman makes a pass at you and you don't
Speaker 1: acknowledge it in a in the right way, you're gay? Right,
Speaker 1: you know, It's like it's a Yeah. I just love
Speaker 1: how there's there's a little American side of it, but
Speaker 1: he's he's still want to like, yeah, but what's the problem.
Speaker 1: What do you mean? I'm not fucking every woman? I see,
Speaker 1: I don't have two families? Is going on? Dude? I
Speaker 1: think that shit is so funny.
Speaker 4: Just if you want to know how bad America is falling,
Speaker 4: just understand that you can no longer have a second
Speaker 4: secret family, like fiscally, like physically, like you used to
Speaker 4: be like one dude working one job was able to
Speaker 4: do that, right, that happened.
Speaker 1: Actually, if you really think about that, that is fucking bewildered,
Speaker 1: that is, and his bitch wife wouldn't fucking knowed. It
Speaker 1: was about the money.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and it's none of It's nobody's fucking business, none
Speaker 4: of her business, so stay out of it.
Speaker 1: She didn't know ship, she could, she clean, she got
Speaker 1: the kids ready, and her legs and you still beat her.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 4: But yeah, but yeah, ultimately, like, uh, you know, people
Speaker 4: are I know, I really just I'm not wired to
Speaker 4: understand the castigation based on what people are going like.
Speaker 1: I just don't. I really don't fundamental I.
Speaker 4: Hate people because they're stupid, you know, or because they're evil,
Speaker 4: you know, as as a foundation of how they act
Speaker 4: and what they say and what they do.
Speaker 1: Can I could really give a fuck about it. I
Speaker 1: can say one thing in in this instance that we
Speaker 1: are saying that we do not see a major difference.
Speaker 1: That does not mean that your journey and experience as
Speaker 1: a transperson does not matter. I think that's a very
Speaker 1: clerical thing, because it's like people that say, like, hold on,
Speaker 1: listen to man, I think you don't. I think you
Speaker 1: don't matter at all. I think it don't matter in
Speaker 1: the cosmic scale of things, but their experience matters right
Speaker 1: now that you're living. You know, like, I know people,
Speaker 1: I'm like, I don't see rate. I just like you're
Speaker 1: trying to have to. Though, if you choose not to
Speaker 1: see those things, yeah, you allow yourself different. It's different
Speaker 1: to say that, yeah, yeah, that I'm indifferent too. No, no, no,
Speaker 1: it's I'm not. I'm not attacking what you're saying. What
Speaker 1: I'm saying that there is. Unfortunately, that is often what happens,
Speaker 1: which leads to people having bad experiences.
Speaker 4: You know, sure, I think you're being unreasonably careful, though
Speaker 4: I know, I think it's fine.
Speaker 1: I just talk about it. I agree, I agree, but
Speaker 1: I understand what you're saying. But I think it is
Speaker 1: important because I know that they're they're under attack, and
Speaker 1: they're under attack for their existence in a way that
Speaker 1: not many other people are. You know, I understand. I'm
Speaker 1: just saying of them existing. That's why. That's why I'm like,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to this person directly about I. I do
Speaker 1: understand you're there, and I really really do wish you
Speaker 1: the best in your journey as a transperson. Yeah.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and I will cancel them out and say I'm
Speaker 4: gonna get you.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna I'm gonna get you. Try I'm gonna get you.
Speaker 10: And that giant penis, Yeah, you're not allowed to see
Speaker 10: no matter what. Yeah, it's you're not allowed to have
Speaker 10: a bigger didict me, and it's pretty likely to do that.
Speaker 10: Is that is I honestly feel like that is such
Speaker 10: a such a big reason are threatened.
Speaker 1: They're like, oh, no, this woman has a bigger dick
Speaker 1: than me. She's going I gotta get her. I gotta
Speaker 1: get her before she steals my wife. It's all the others,
Speaker 1: the fucking deecated homosexual homosexuality, even it's a conversation bias.
Speaker 1: It's like, oh, I was gonna fuck a guy. What
Speaker 1: about those other times when I thought about sucking a guy?
Speaker 1: Really fill out? The thing that I never understood was
Speaker 1: that like the premise of like.
Speaker 4: What they believe in, like how they hate you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, it's just like, oh, it's a mental illness,
Speaker 4: therefore I hate it.
Speaker 1: It's like that's a crazy double thing, you know what
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 4: Like even if it is like I don't know, right,
Speaker 4: it's like it's not even just like so like they
Speaker 4: do this person has anxiety, let's kill them, you know
Speaker 4: what I mean, It's like I don't.
Speaker 1: I just it doesn't compete with me. It's it's because
Speaker 1: you're a normal even if it was what they said
Speaker 1: it was, you're a normal thinking person. And you know
Speaker 1: that because most of the people they're there's there's scapegoats, right.
Speaker 1: It's like, I'll never forget this. I saw a pastor.
Speaker 1: He's preaching all the things that he that he has
Speaker 1: a problem with. It's like all ten because the video
Speaker 1: of the pastor who has diary in the middle of
Speaker 1: the service. No, it's not that I wish it was.
Speaker 1: That video is amazing no, no, no, this is this
Speaker 1: is It's just he's talking about like murderers, he's talking
Speaker 1: about thieves, but then when he says sodomites, he the desk. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it's way worse, Derek, We're black. Pedophiles are more finally
Speaker 1: respected than gay people. Well yeah, I mean the saying
Speaker 1: the most religious well just it's in general, like the
Speaker 1: most highest religious entities are some of the biggest perverts, unfortunately,
Speaker 1: and people will completely look lookily, look, there's just so
Speaker 1: much oil on this fucking altar. This is, this is.
Speaker 1: This is something that I am very blessing that directly
Speaker 1: is not in my face directing an interacting family in
Speaker 1: my side, right, But there are people, there are people,
Speaker 1: forget about my dad is many things. I don't think
Speaker 1: he's aphiles many things.
Speaker 4: I'm not a pedophile, but I appreciate some of them.
Speaker 4: We can't just throw away a whole group of people
Speaker 4: just because some of them are be mean.
Speaker 1: Mean, But like I just play like I like interacting
Speaker 1: with like the greater part of the family. It's like,
Speaker 1: you'll call out this man for being a gay person,
Speaker 1: you'll talk him down, But this guy we know that
Speaker 1: assaulted one of our family members. We have him here
Speaker 1: and we're not like it's Thanksgiving hitting him into the floor.
Speaker 1: Family is important, and I'm like, dude, I can't be here.
Speaker 1: I I literally that's why I disconnected with like some
Speaker 1: of my grandma and my grandmother is like, I can't
Speaker 1: even what is wrong with you guys? Why don't you
Speaker 1: want to get along with your uncle? Why are you
Speaker 1: insisting on making feeling me up? I have a thank
Speaker 1: god I have anything like that. I have an in
Speaker 1: my directly family.
Speaker 5: Support from the channel. And she was talking about back
Speaker 5: when I had a discord. She was talking about being
Speaker 5: in a similar situation or in a situation like that.
Speaker 5: Her mom is like, don't disrupt the family thing, even
Speaker 5: though one of her I think it was a cousin
Speaker 5: that molested her, Like you know, they're both kids, but
Speaker 5: still you know.
Speaker 1: What I'm saying, and kind of literally cousins because but
Speaker 1: there was no penises involved. Well no, no, that's not true.
Speaker 1: I think the guy was anyway, another guy was anyway,
Speaker 1: that's not the point. So she's like, I don't want
Speaker 1: anything to do with this. You should have my back
Speaker 1: because I'm your fucking daughter. And she's like, oh, I
Speaker 1: don't disrupt the family the whole things. And it's like
Speaker 1: you see the examples like that all the time, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, yeah, no, wonder why so many people are
Speaker 1: fucked up? Yeah. And then and then it's it's the
Speaker 1: idea of but you know, going back to the trains thing,
Speaker 1: I I kind of went off on the because I
Speaker 1: saw people that were so offended by Trump as the
Speaker 1: pope or whatever, and I was just like, I just
Speaker 1: went off because I got so angry that people we're
Speaker 1: getting mad about that, and I'm like, not the thing
Speaker 1: that I was like, even Pope Francis, the woke Pope
Speaker 1: shuffled pedophiles and protected them, and I'm like, I can't fuck.
Speaker 4: It's like they're playing magic the gathering with pedophiles and
Speaker 4: then they're shuffling like pedophiles.
Speaker 1: There's a strong one. I can't say gathering like whoever.
Speaker 4: It's a natural connection to make.
Speaker 1: I think it is pretty similar.
Speaker 4: What then, diagram of badging the gathering to Catholic pedophiles
Speaker 4: is pretty.
Speaker 1: It's pretty, it's pretty, it's pretty.
Speaker 4: It's damn near, it's damn near like the same circle.
Speaker 4: It's almost like it's almost like, you know, when you
Speaker 4: watch a three D movie without the glasses and it's
Speaker 4: only slightly separated.
Speaker 1: That's kind of what it's like. That's I'm fucking around.
Speaker 1: I just jokeing, uh to the transport listener, Hung the
Speaker 1: hung God's Hung trans Barrant.
Speaker 5: LGBT, especially especially the hung wins. I appreciate you because
Speaker 5: you guys are doing good works.
Speaker 1: You guys, you're out there representing our fandom. Well, yeah,
Speaker 1: y'all making her, y'all making that ship fucking ah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that ship's whatever. Let's move whatever, whatever the funk I
Speaker 1: was saying, who cares.
Speaker 4: Let's uh, let's move on to Uh, we're gonna read
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Speaker 4: remember you could go over to patreon com slash the
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Speaker 4: read whatever the fuck you want to make me read.
Speaker 4: It's a horrible experience for me, but you guys seem
Speaker 4: to like it.
Speaker 5: You can have them say horrible things about himself. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you got me say all sorts of the You can
Speaker 5: have him say he's the worst things in society, say
Speaker 5: he's a he's a pervert, yeah.
Speaker 1: Rapist, all sorts of thing. Guys don't do that though,
Speaker 1: like you could, you could be don't tell them what
Speaker 1: to do, right right, look at it, Look at the
Speaker 1: Santa free speech over here, look at it, free speed
Speaker 1: absolutely so we got Myron Gaines over here. I want
Speaker 1: to invite the worst people in society on our podcast
Speaker 1: because I'm curious. Here Andrew shows me like, well, I like,
Speaker 1: you know, I remember when the president was cool, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, you, fucking little president, it's never cool. I'm
Speaker 1: not supposed to be. I want to beat the piss
Speaker 1: I Honestly, I got to the point where I saw
Speaker 1: him explain why he voted for Trump actually off and
Speaker 1: I was like, oh, he's joined the Matt Walsh feeling
Speaker 1: where I was like, if I see this guy might
Speaker 1: actually fight him.
Speaker 4: What a fucking loser reasoning. It was like it was
Speaker 4: like he's funny or something like, oh, they're not cool.
Speaker 1: If the conservatives are cool now it's the cool ship's
Speaker 1: over here.
Speaker 4: It's so cool that like, I don't want to play
Speaker 4: great that doto if it's mean to cups.
Speaker 1: Shoot up beer hands because there's a random trans person
Speaker 1: that I never would have known unless these people brought
Speaker 1: it to my attention. Now, I'm gonna shoot beer cans.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna get my gun waste ammal, which is expensive now,
Speaker 5: and shoot beer.
Speaker 11: It's just losers. I'm gonna the least manly people. I'm
Speaker 11: gonna defund education. I'm gonna remove fucking healthcare from people.
Speaker 11: I'm gonna attack.
Speaker 1: That's cool, that's cool. It just makes mes. Yeah, let's
Speaker 1: see one the one neutral, most neutral, only beneficial channel on.
Speaker 4: I don't want my pats learning about empathy.
Speaker 1: Empathy is gay, empathy is super gay. I don't like
Speaker 1: that ship.
Speaker 4: I can't wait for Andrew shall his mom to explode
Speaker 4: one day and then he's gonna be crying and expect
Speaker 4: sympathy at all, Like, fuck you like go explode?
Speaker 1: I think I would. I once saw a take a
Speaker 1: nap on the train tracks. I once saw a thing on.
Speaker 1: I don't know if this way, I hope this is
Speaker 1: that way.
Speaker 5: But I saw a guy like it was a Japanese
Speaker 5: that he was beating off behind newspapers and then you
Speaker 5: would run up to girls and bust on them, And
Speaker 5: I'm like, I hope that was fake. Because I saw
Speaker 5: this when I was like in the middle school, and
Speaker 5: I'm like, I hope that's not real. It's terrifying. I
Speaker 5: actually want to do that to Andrew Sultz.
Speaker 1: Terrible. I'm gonna that is crazy. That is like ki,
Speaker 1: the isis they were like, these guys suck you guys
Speaker 1: want you guys want to go jerk off on Andrew.
Speaker 1: He's god damn right shot hockey Andrew Schultz early in
Speaker 1: the day.
Speaker 4: Look, I I really do believe, like you can't be
Speaker 4: a comedian and endorse a politician, Like, I just don't
Speaker 4: think you. Like the reason Carlin worked so well is
Speaker 4: that he spoke out and by the way, he'd never
Speaker 4: endorsed anybody but that, which is kind of the point.
Speaker 1: I think. I think you, like, you're just kind of
Speaker 1: a politician at that point. Yes, yes, But what happened
Speaker 1: is that these these these comedians want to fucking take
Speaker 1: these stupid ass, fucking steps into journalism. Is so fucking stupid,
Speaker 1: because if you're gonna be a journalist, you have to
Speaker 1: have some form of integrity. You should at least you should.
Speaker 4: Have comedians famously like they're not supposed to like you're
Speaker 4: supposed to be able to you're supposed to say whatever
Speaker 4: you think will get a reaction out of a crowd.
Speaker 4: You're arguably like the least principled people like some of
Speaker 4: you are. But even to the extent that they were,
Speaker 4: they would still not overstep this line of being like, oh,
Speaker 4: I'm a journalist, or like I'm gonna fucking interview Obama
Speaker 4: or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dumb, I think you're allowed to do that. I
Speaker 1: think you're allowed to do that. But also you have
Speaker 1: to understand.
Speaker 4: Comedians think they're cool now and they were never supposed
Speaker 4: to be, And the idea that they think of themselves
Speaker 4: as cool is so uncool it's unbelievable.
Speaker 5: Were rebels leading, They're like the tip of the spear
Speaker 5: for like culture and ship, Like Joe Rogan is largely
Speaker 5: responsible for a lot of that ship.
Speaker 1: Remember what he was saying, the cat wombs like, man,
Speaker 1: there's only like two hundred of us, so special.
Speaker 4: I was, do you know how many people I've met
Speaker 4: in my life that are fucking funny?
Speaker 1: That's why it's it's a cat so respectful.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, you can tell compared to him the way
Speaker 4: he Williams and Cat Williams is also crazy. That's what's
Speaker 4: insane about that Cailliams off his fucking rocker, and even.
Speaker 1: He was like, yeah, yeah, like that moment, Okay. Joseph
Speaker 1: reminds me when I when I when I forgot his name,
Speaker 1: Jesse Lee Peterson, when he said to me he was like, oh,
Speaker 1: that's why I like racism along or exist, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: what I say to that, I'm just like, yeah, you
Speaker 1: spoke to him personally, Yeah, I had. I had an
Speaker 1: interview with him. We talked about this one. You didn't
Speaker 1: consume him, No, I didn't know. I didn't know who
Speaker 1: he was before prior, and I was really upset that
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the content because I was just like,
Speaker 1: I'm willing to talk to anybody. At that point. I
Speaker 1: was just like I'll talk to anybody. I don't give
Speaker 1: a ship. And then and then when I talked, I
Speaker 1: was like, oh this. First of all, when I saw
Speaker 1: his face, I was like, oh my god, like because
Speaker 1: like I didn't really any that doesn't matter, but long
Speaker 1: story short, I was like, this guy sucks. Holy fuck.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, I wish I would have because it
Speaker 1: could have been could have been gold if I would
Speaker 1: have knew who he was prior I didn't know he
Speaker 1: was a dude. He I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know what's wrong with him necessarily, I'm not.
Speaker 1: Sure, but definitely a few things I thought he was.
Speaker 4: I damn you, I thought he was Julian Casablancas. With
Speaker 4: how many strokes vibes I was getting from this from
Speaker 4: this guy man? Like it was truly insane. Like I
Speaker 4: almost feel like bad because I don't even know if
Speaker 4: he's like legitimately stupid or if he's just like a consequence.
Speaker 1: Of some brain injury. I actually he's actually with you.
Speaker 4: It's like he fell out of It's like he fell
Speaker 4: out of a helicopter while playing football or something.
Speaker 1: Do some insane whatever. Then they gave him a show. Anyway,
Speaker 1: Let's let's read the comments. Make a wish guy you
Speaker 1: want to show.
Speaker 4: Let's read uh, let's read the names.
Speaker 1: Count me down? Three, two, one?
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, Delta Gamma, Oh fuck Delta Gamma. I was
Speaker 4: a conservative. Then I watched Chris Now I hate Florida.
Speaker 4: Well you'll have a grand time in Grantha photo six.
Speaker 4: Then you get to rec havoc on Florida is the best,
Speaker 4: the best version of Florida. You can turn off.
Speaker 1: My clothes are in there, just like kick them out
Speaker 1: of the fucking way. I forgot to clean up.
Speaker 4: I was conservative, then I watched I read that already
Speaker 4: hashtag all left pipeline. Colin Moriarty, Colin Moriarty user guild
Speaker 4: Master Male, Molly Malibu, colchedra ed Rass should let the
Speaker 4: AI read Chris should let the AI read names at
Speaker 4: one percent volume and three x speed. Uh name reading
Speaker 4: rule technically honored Colin Moriarty.
Speaker 1: What the fuck is that? What? I don't even that's
Speaker 1: I don't even understand what I'm I think that's an
Speaker 1: amma's character? Is it?
Speaker 4: I don't know what to somebody somehow fit a fucking
Speaker 4: entire drawing into a fucking character.
Speaker 1: So I don't know what to I. I can't read
Speaker 1: that literally? Is that literally?
Speaker 4: Photo?
Speaker 1: Calum, we're already holding a.
Speaker 4: Calin, were you already? I'm going to kill the president
Speaker 4: with a moorder.
Speaker 1: Ooh.
Speaker 4: If I was a gay man, I would suck a
Speaker 4: suck a suck a suck a suck a suck dig
Speaker 4: all day long. I'd suck a dick classic. Oh my god,
Speaker 4: what do you think about that?
Speaker 1: Derek? I love metals so much It's interesting, man, it's
Speaker 1: nice to.
Speaker 12: Uh.
Speaker 1: I like to.
Speaker 4: I like I like hearing you open up interesting things,
Speaker 4: you know what I mean? Yeah, you have anything, you
Speaker 4: have anything you're working on more gay shit.
Speaker 1: I like gay music with gay dogs and gay cats
Speaker 1: and gay gay that's my wife's white. It's great, Derek.
Speaker 1: I'm glad you're opening up on this podcast. Finally.
Speaker 4: You usually seem a little bit rigid and afraid to
Speaker 4: open up, and and I'm glad we've reached this point.
Speaker 4: Fuck Christians, my boy, what are your Why your co
Speaker 4: hosts so gay? He would ask that probably he would
Speaker 4: have two rats in a trench coat, Chris Raygun, Chris Reagan,
Speaker 4: Chris Reagan and Chris Gray gay Chris Raygun, Chris Raygun,
Speaker 4: but gay Chris Gay run Chris Raagun.
Speaker 1: Colin Moriarty, he's gonna be at my wedding probably unfortunately.
Speaker 4: Oh really it's exciting get to meet him.
Speaker 1: You're gonna be one of the grooms.
Speaker 4: So yeah, probably jd Vance shot jd Vance killed the
Speaker 4: Pope with Fox Die Sweeney doing a saiular Moon transformation
Speaker 4: into Evil Sween. Colin Moriarty called Chris a wank drug.
Speaker 4: I don't know what that means.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Great Garzzi is pronounced garazzi garzzier. Oh, I see gazzier.
Speaker 4: But American wops hate pronouncing the last of the vowels
Speaker 4: in words and just say everything wrong. I mean Puerto
Speaker 4: Ricans do that too. Yeah, like Hispanics.
Speaker 3: Do we.
Speaker 1: At toy instead of toy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, berserker Broley's big bouncy backside.
Speaker 1: I can't s expansion my own families is crazy. I
Speaker 1: don't care that the.
Speaker 12: Way I sound now, just like I love saying that
Speaker 12: homos homo astas s you's me?
Speaker 1: How would how would I say? I am gay? Your
Speaker 1: kotto dick dit dick?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 1: Uh? Also I'm also what is? What would you guys say? Binga?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 4: The sloker to why so dirty? Stone cold? Jane Austen
Speaker 4: Jane Austen, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Some woman she read, she wrote like a bunch of books.
Speaker 4: I think Jane Austin, Yeah, I think she wrote Agatha
Speaker 4: Christie Treehouse.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: Jane Austen wrote like some fucking woman book, some woman
Speaker 4: like I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, some look Austin with an e. Yeah right, she's
Speaker 1: a bleeder that's all. Oh god, she's an old one. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's old seventy five. What the fun Yeah, they had
Speaker 1: them writing at that time, but that was back when
Speaker 1: they were burying the the what do you uh?
Speaker 14: What was it?
Speaker 1: What was the books? As standard looking white person ever?
Speaker 1: It was like little women or something. Let's see, uh,
Speaker 1: women looking at the street created characters. No, will show
Speaker 1: me the characters show well fucking books. Let me let
Speaker 1: me look at a list of tiny women walking, tiny
Speaker 1: women again my sense and sensibility, Emma Jane Austin. Oh,
Speaker 1: she's pride and prejudice. I said that. Okay, you were close.
Speaker 1: That was one of them that I said. I guess
Speaker 1: a funny. I didn't know any of this, and it
Speaker 1: feels like it's kind of like historically important.
Speaker 4: Kind of well, we're not women, so we don't need
Speaker 4: to read that ship.
Speaker 1: It's not quite as important to us. It's not for
Speaker 1: us at all. It's like therapy or something.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 4: Derek salty scrot him sauce. I'm Kingston's dad, ching chung
Speaker 4: chickeny chopsticks.
Speaker 1: Look at me. I hate the Asians.
Speaker 4: Look at me. I'm Kingston's dad. I fucking hate Jackie Chad.
Speaker 4: I think he does his little gay flips and shipped
Speaker 4: for no reason.
Speaker 1: Why does he always say uncle? I don't get it.
Speaker 4: I don't understand why anybody thought he would be fun
Speaker 4: to animate at all?
Speaker 1: Why even make us?
Speaker 4: Why even make a show about him specifically when it
Speaker 4: could have damn near been any one of them.
Speaker 1: It's just the most racist tirade for no reason.
Speaker 4: I don't understand. Why do they what's with the gongs?
Speaker 4: Why can't they use bells like everyone else? Could these
Speaker 4: bells like regular pristine westerners, Western white people and also
Speaker 4: blacks as well, because I'm black and it would be weird.
Speaker 1: If I hated me. Yeah, I don't hate me. I
Speaker 1: love me.
Speaker 4: I hate my son and I love me. I hate
Speaker 4: my son, but I love my son, my little baby boy.
Speaker 1: I love him. I don't like him, but I love him.
Speaker 4: I don't approve of his methods or his ideology or
Speaker 4: anything he does, but I love him because he's my blood,
Speaker 4: and blood is thicker than water anyway.
Speaker 1: What's wrong? Son? You guys done? You guys done? Please? Sorry? Something? Sean?
Speaker 1: Speak up, boy?
Speaker 4: I really thought my son was damn I didn't have
Speaker 4: my glasses on so I thought he was just a
Speaker 4: pile of fish, but I realized that he just smelled
Speaker 4: like a pussy. It's easy to get my son in
Speaker 4: a pussy confused.
Speaker 1: Didn't say that to your son saying that, And it's
Speaker 1: not not a joke, and it's not even it's not
Speaker 1: an earshot, it's hearing you. Fucking. That's broken spirit right there.
Speaker 1: Your son's fucked. You have to kill your dad. Actually,
Speaker 1: you gotta hear you that in combat. To be able
Speaker 1: to break free from being like a pussy, you have
Speaker 1: to kill your.
Speaker 4: Little, fat, stupid, pussy smelling baby boy king stick Shame Jaberson.
Speaker 4: I named it after Shame, but I misspelled it.
Speaker 1: Shame is crazy.
Speaker 4: Kanye West new version of flashing lights called bashing. Oh no,
Speaker 4: what if you did just like a rema?
Speaker 1: Imagine a video? You remember the video, right, yes, but
Speaker 1: it's instead of that in the trunk. It's a Jewish person, David.
Speaker 1: But you don't believe in Jewish stars? Would you believe
Speaker 1: in Jews? And cars? Uh?
Speaker 4: Darius Potter and the goblet of Pennylooner is fired at
Speaker 4: will Glades. Their mongrel there, Randy Rears, Colin Riarty, Domin
Speaker 4: Nation Calinborri already, Derek not chovn is innocent, Hashig free
Speaker 4: am strap Hub in the My.
Speaker 1: God, I'm sorry just the line where I hate these
Speaker 1: niggas more than a Nazi. I'm just thinking about that more.
Speaker 1: I just oh, man, it could have so many more
Speaker 1: different meanings. Now, dog is so much you want you
Speaker 1: want to make that, you want to make that parody.
Speaker 1: We can't release it. But it's not I can't see
Speaker 1: we can make it. We can make it, though it
Speaker 1: would be a foot.
Speaker 4: Point no point, Derek not chovn is innocent, strap pub
Speaker 4: and the urinal Calmory already. Ricky Berwick posted a real
Speaker 4: calling Elon and Nazi, and most of the comments were
Speaker 4: saying he turned woke. I mean he I don't know
Speaker 4: man at a certain point, who said Ricky Berwick, which
Speaker 4: is hilarious.
Speaker 1: So Ricky Burrowick just said the obvious thing. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: hate him.
Speaker 4: Look, I'm sorry, like I don't know what like you
Speaker 4: have to be stupid not to know, you have to
Speaker 4: be you know, I'm not at a certain point.
Speaker 1: I can only not I can no pun intendent.
Speaker 4: I can only not see so much nice you know, Yeah,
Speaker 4: I can only not see and not know like the ship,
Speaker 4: the people that he follows, the post that he interacts with,
Speaker 4: the things that he's gone on record saying, the political
Speaker 4: parties that he openly supports, the people who are in
Speaker 4: charge of the political parties that he openly supports, not
Speaker 4: even American wise, but in fucking Germany, where there's literally
Speaker 4: an ex Stazi party trying to fucking do shit.
Speaker 1: I don't I don't know what to tell you.
Speaker 4: If that's if that's not a Nazi, then there is
Speaker 4: none there's no such thing, such thing. And either way,
Speaker 4: even if he wasn't, he's a piece of ship, And
Speaker 4: I'm gonna throw a party when he dies, Like clearly.
Speaker 5: If you don't want to call it not a Nazism,
Speaker 5: then just say he's a fucking massive cunt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, either way, you're weird for not he's a racist cunt.
Speaker 1: I think he absolutely is a fucking person that like
Speaker 1: thinks that shit is funny to instate people. And I
Speaker 1: think he's dumb enough to be by that mentality. No,
Speaker 1: I think he believes it. I think I think he's
Speaker 1: there's too many instances like you don't it's not funny
Speaker 1: to just go out of your way to unban Andrew England,
Speaker 1: like as one of your first things that happen Twitter, like, oh,
Speaker 1: the guy that owns the Daily Store mur it's just funny. No,
Speaker 1: Like most people don't even know who he is. So
Speaker 1: it's like you're going out of your way to help
Speaker 1: somebody out that you personally admire. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I wish people understood from like a base standpoint that
Speaker 4: like there's a there's a miscalibration. I think of like
Speaker 4: how people talk about this, because I think people see
Speaker 4: like oh, oh Chris and Derek and these guys, the
Speaker 4: things went woke because they called the Ilana Nazi as
Speaker 4: opposed to asking the question or framing it is like damn,
Speaker 4: even they are calling.
Speaker 1: Him a Nazi, right, why would that be? Yeah, you
Speaker 1: know what I mean, why do they think he's a Nazi?
Speaker 4: Yeah, instead of asking that like it's always like they
Speaker 4: went woke instead of like, damn, he's he's gone too
Speaker 4: far even for these people who are who are who've
Speaker 4: been typically fine with like jokes and fucking around. So
Speaker 4: there must be something to that. No, No, that should
Speaker 4: be the question that you're asking.
Speaker 1: No, they they took the road of the people that
Speaker 1: they watch on a daily basis, are never wrong, have
Speaker 1: never been wrong, and never will be. Everything they say
Speaker 1: is always correct. You're a fucking retard if you think
Speaker 1: one person could get something right every day. Like that's
Speaker 1: the part that gets me. It's like hearing them argue,
Speaker 1: hearing them like rebuttal and being like I think, like, oh,
Speaker 1: I think it's a good idea. It's like, Bro, you
Speaker 1: don't have any disagree with this person on are you
Speaker 1: your own person? You have any any They are not
Speaker 1: any function up there other than just throating this person.
Speaker 1: No rhetorically fuck no, of course, not like like I
Speaker 1: would be. I would go like, what do you not
Speaker 1: agree with what he did?
Speaker 4: What?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: What do you not agree with?
Speaker 15: The goddamn nothing. It's literally they're lemmings. Useful you want
Speaker 15: to call them, They're useful idiots.
Speaker 1: They they are. We We cannot be in in this
Speaker 1: horrible shape that we are without the useful idiots. Yeah.
Speaker 4: I think firmly that Elan is a Nazi. I don't
Speaker 4: throw that word around at at all, lightly, even slightly
Speaker 4: based on even just my history and the stuff that
Speaker 4: the content that I've made. You know this, So the
Speaker 4: fact that I'm pointing it out you should be a problem. Yes,
Speaker 4: for you to not acknowledge it would be Yeah. And
Speaker 4: by the way I say that, if somebody's just like,
Speaker 4: I don't evenin I don't think Trump's a Nazi. I
Speaker 4: think Trump's a fucking riffer who's just opportunish. Yeah, he's
Speaker 4: he's clear like, I don't think he believes in a
Speaker 4: lick of what he said, dude, some of these like
Speaker 4: interviews that he's doing where he's just like, he clearly
Speaker 4: doesn't care. He doesn't know what the fuck's going on.
Speaker 1: His dementia. He's also saying like, I don't know if
Speaker 1: I need to follow the constitution. I don't even know
Speaker 1: what the job is.
Speaker 4: Like, now that I think about it, I think we
Speaker 4: don't need thirty dollars.
Speaker 1: I think two dollars is fine. He coughs my hairballs dementia,
Speaker 1: the way he talks, the way he actually moves walks around.
Speaker 1: This guy's demented.
Speaker 5: We're just so confidently ignorant. And I just don't see
Speaker 5: how like those people see like, are you why are you?
Speaker 5: Are you not concerned about this guy that has the
Speaker 5: most powerful job in the world theoretically and you're fine
Speaker 5: with him not knowing most important things.
Speaker 4: I would just be embarrassed to be a fan, you
Speaker 4: know what I mean. Like my ceiling, My ceiling is
Speaker 4: so low that for people not to for people not
Speaker 4: to pass it, for people not to reach the bar
Speaker 4: that I've set, it's truly crazy because all I all
Speaker 4: I really want is for people to not be like
Speaker 4: an unapologetic, unquestioning fan of this guy.
Speaker 1: Right, that's it.
Speaker 4: And for people not to be able to reach that,
Speaker 4: it's crazy, sucks, It's embarrassing.
Speaker 1: Anyway.
Speaker 4: Calum you already Calumori aready, calmoriaty, calmor wimfree o free.
Speaker 4: This podcast makes me feel bad. I'm gonna take it
Speaker 4: out of my roommate's dog, but that's crazy.
Speaker 1: Take it out in your roommate, not the dog, dog.
Speaker 4: Loser, fucking dog in harms away for no reason.
Speaker 1: I don't even have a job or nothing, freeloading people
Speaker 1: I love whenever I could be really fucked up afore
Speaker 1: and I'm like that guy's cat is dude, roses are red.
Speaker 4: Sween is a bot pretending to be Kanye's cousin, so
Speaker 4: he slaverers my knob calin Moriaty colinar right, and my ass.
Speaker 1: My ass is full of pissed. I'm so not bot
Speaker 1: like I'm always doing some stupid that's pretty boy, my
Speaker 1: little robot boy, that little Robert Williams film about robots.
Speaker 1: What's it called, You're a little mocky, No boy, I
Speaker 1: think it's called it might be called robots, you know that.
Speaker 1: I think about.
Speaker 4: Colin Moriarty losing all my friends with the Custy Battle
Speaker 4: Kurt Cobain POV Colleen Moriarty, Colin Moriarty. Kingston's dad convinced
Speaker 4: Kanye to be anti semitic.
Speaker 1: Damn Jack w f M.
Speaker 4: Super ultra super ultra mega dumb stupid and idiotic beatles
Speaker 4: going X games about against some gay bug invasions. Uh,
Speaker 4: And I say, hey, cool game. And I say, hey,
Speaker 4: it's a buddy boy kind of.
Speaker 1: That's not bad. Just sing a log and fucked some
Speaker 1: gay and get along with each other's holes killed. If
Speaker 1: you actually made us long like that, and I am Jamaica,
Speaker 1: you'll be stoned. They would kill you. They don't have
Speaker 1: to be really really really really really fast.
Speaker 4: Are you saying that Jamaica has a problem with homosexuality
Speaker 4: and that doesn't.
Speaker 1: Well, it's it's it's better to it's better to be
Speaker 1: It's better to be like effeminate, dressing like feminine than
Speaker 1: being like, I'm openly games. That's true. Yeah, like straight up,
Speaker 1: like being openly gay in Japan is like a pariah. Yeah. Yeah,
Speaker 1: they send the police down to cut you with samurai saws.
Speaker 1: He's a guy. I love the idea, yo, Like fucking
Speaker 1: nailed it in the last episode.
Speaker 4: It's like that fucking guy you played Seco, right, Yeah,
Speaker 4: the guy that fucking launches from the sky, from the
Speaker 4: moon or whatever the fuck.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gotta play that game again. I love that shit. Yeah. Actually,
Speaker 1: it's been probably since twenty nineteen.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I think actually like playing. Uh, Claire scur has
Speaker 4: been making me want to play it because of all
Speaker 4: the pairing. Oh, it's like making me think about it.
Speaker 1: It's interesting, Yeah, dude, pairing the Combos and Claiers, Like, dude,
Speaker 1: this is a seven eight combo. Bitch leave, bitch die.
Speaker 1: I do hate bitch die. I do hate that. Like
Speaker 1: when I'm counting a new enemy, I'm like, fuck, here.
Speaker 5: You go, because I just see how they're gonna mix
Speaker 5: it up. They're gonna trick my ass by starting fast and.
Speaker 1: For me, like, dude, you can't get it right for
Speaker 1: the first time. Brush motherfuckers the one that do the
Speaker 1: twirl and then punch. I can never guess. I never
Speaker 1: know when it hits coming. I'm like, bro, what this
Speaker 1: is not a fast move at all. I'm just gonna
Speaker 1: hit every time.
Speaker 4: It was brilliant about that game though, is that like
Speaker 4: you can dodge instead, And because dodging is a more
Speaker 4: familiar window, It's it's like a more forgiving window. It'll
Speaker 4: tell you like, oh, dodge and then perfect, so tell
Speaker 4: you basically like you can learn how to parry based
Speaker 4: on just dodging. Yeah, because like oh, if it's a
Speaker 4: perfect dodge, that's when I should perry. It's fucking really smart.
Speaker 1: That's cool. And what I also like is that it's unlimited,
Speaker 1: like meaning that say, like the way that I would
Speaker 1: have the way that I would have made it is
Speaker 1: like you only get one chance, so if you spend
Speaker 1: it early.
Speaker 4: I think I would have had like separate ap for
Speaker 4: dodging and parrying something I would have been like my thought,
Speaker 4: but like maybe I would have been wrong, because apparently
Speaker 4: the game.
Speaker 1: Is I kind of feel like I'm cheating where I
Speaker 1: sometimes jumped the gun way too early. Then I can
Speaker 1: just I just reset and I can do it again.
Speaker 1: And I'm like, that feels like I shouldn't be able
Speaker 1: to do that, right.
Speaker 4: It lets you break it, and I appreciate. I love
Speaker 4: that because I got my bill right now. Every time
Speaker 4: I parry, I get like a fucking ap. Every time
Speaker 4: I dodge, I heel, every time I do damage, I heel.
Speaker 1: I got that fucking stupid astana with me. And it
Speaker 1: starts oncious mode. Yeah, and I'm like, this so virtuous
Speaker 1: mode vicious movie because.
Speaker 2: He said Muriel and vicious, Merle and vicious because vicious
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Speaker 1: Where's Darryl Arrow? Is he over with fucking zombie? Young zoh?
Speaker 6: Bro?
Speaker 1: I was? I was laughing so hard.
Speaker 5: Uh, that was a good few things from since I
Speaker 5: was since I was taking so long scabbed in the episode.
Speaker 5: I cut multiple things for the yeah, because I was
Speaker 5: just like, might as well, Yeah, I'm here cut like
Speaker 5: like I should be doing anyway.
Speaker 4: But Young Zombie herschel is a good bit. That's a
Speaker 4: clip worthy. I think it's so stud anyway, Calm Moriarty, Uh,
Speaker 4: time travel, time travel life hack, wouldn't it be easier
Speaker 4: to just cut off Baby Hitler's hands so he couldn't
Speaker 4: see Kyle and make art.
Speaker 1: That's a good point, that would be interesting. Actually, that's
Speaker 1: a good cut off his head. So I mean you're
Speaker 1: asking basically, is that you're trying to kill his hands. Yeah? Maybe, baby.
Speaker 1: So the question is, would you go back in time
Speaker 1: and kill Baby Hitler's hands? I would, Yes, I would absolutely.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't do it, but like talk, I get talked
Speaker 1: into it. Actually, yeah, it would be you know what
Speaker 1: I would see the world afterwards? I would.
Speaker 5: I would kill his hands by just tying like a
Speaker 5: rope over them, shoe streaks way too tight, and then
Speaker 5: they they eventually die, and then you know when the parents.
Speaker 5: By the time the parents find it, the hands are useless.
Speaker 1: And then there's the brick where his head was.
Speaker 4: Killer kill him anyway. You forgot to read my name,
Speaker 4: Big Meaty stings. Jesus, he fucks me and he knows
Speaker 4: I'm tight. Gainesses colinery already. Andy the man who's anies
Speaker 4: and I have to ask he him forever Dandy Kings
Speaker 4: and his dad invented for Chune.
Speaker 1: Well I would have read, would have read it, but
Speaker 1: construction paper and racist. Fortune was kind of an instant
Speaker 1: place when I was went on it, and I'm like, holy.
Speaker 4: Shit, I actually genuinely never went on Fortune.
Speaker 1: I went on my entire life. I hated the way
Speaker 1: it looked like. The web design of it bothered me
Speaker 1: because it was like ancient web design. That's why.
Speaker 4: Well it looked like the construction paper that you'd see
Speaker 4: in like fucking art class in like first grade, and
Speaker 4: it bothered the hell out.
Speaker 1: Of me for some reason.
Speaker 5: I've only been on it like actually because I would
Speaker 5: just see posts outside of it. But I went on
Speaker 5: it one time because uh it was Turkey. Tom sent
Speaker 5: me a link.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, and there was a post. I still don't
Speaker 1: remember what they called me, but like it was like
Speaker 1: some racist white people that were, uh they had a
Speaker 1: problem with me and Jojo. Oh yeah, but there was
Speaker 1: a term for it, and I don't remember what. I
Speaker 1: might have something to say about that as well. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he probably he hates race mixing, even though he's mixed
Speaker 1: the race himself. Fucking lunatic ass motherfucker. Well you know
Speaker 1: what they say, you hate what you know? You hate
Speaker 1: what crazy ass Nika. I was like, why do you
Speaker 1: speak Spanish? Oh? My mom's from Cuba, And I was like,
Speaker 1: shut up, but you don't like Mexicans. Shut up. I
Speaker 1: was like, what are I My dad would be a
Speaker 1: good guest. Actually, I think he'd did a good guess.
Speaker 1: He would just assault one of What do you mean
Speaker 1: he was one of us? Like he's already here, it's
Speaker 1: me the guest. My dad walks out of that at
Speaker 1: the same color as it, like like like the backwards
Speaker 1: of Homer New I'm here, Son, I'm here.
Speaker 4: Set smashing, smashing the smoker. Colin Moriarty, kids, Colin Moriardy,
Speaker 4: I'm better than you.
Speaker 6: Rick.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 4: Dave Blunts getting stuck in an elevator parentheses real, I
Speaker 4: missed the old Kanye throat. Uh, it just ends Dave
Speaker 4: Blunt's stave stage dive tsunami.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it would be bloodnami and everything is like everything
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Speaker 4: Jason, what do you think, Jason, what do you think
Speaker 4: is the most glop shidow character in Star Wars?
Speaker 1: Character? Yeah, you know what I mean by the character
Speaker 1: that would be glo shows.
Speaker 4: Crumb Silaicious Crumb is definitely up there.
Speaker 1: That is such a I really want to him. I
Speaker 1: want to skin played. I hate him so much. What
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Speaker 4: I've procured it from an investor.
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Speaker 6: Jed bald nigga, her flightsaber Jedi. You saying nigga small
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Speaker 1: any word. Why's the only he only speaks English or whatever?
Speaker 1: This is considered in this universe.
Speaker 4: Immediately Kevin Durant's feet, Oh yeah, all right, suck my penis, baby,
Speaker 4: jerk dicks all night.
Speaker 1: What are English? What are they speaking? Common language? They
Speaker 1: call common? They play he played D and D.
Speaker 4: He's commonly okay, downing a nine pack of monster while
Speaker 4: super glowing.
Speaker 1: My foreskin shut. That's so stupid Lyle sent me a
Speaker 1: video of somebody putting his powder inside of a monster
Speaker 1: and then chugging. It's called it heart day. Even not
Speaker 1: working your heart, you're not gaining he gains your heart.
Speaker 1: So that's pretty much trying to give you. Sent me
Speaker 1: a video put like pre work out, and I think
Speaker 1: it is.
Speaker 4: I think it's pre work out putting pre work out
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Speaker 4: Because used me mount as him? Fo fun, you ain't
Speaker 4: paying my TV license, bitch, mister pants. Colin Moriardy face
Speaker 4: on stoppable, Mariorty, cardboard pie, Eric Gorn cutting out in it.
Speaker 4: You know he's calling them all like a listen, give
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Speaker 4: I already call him, were already call him already. Beatle Moriarty,
Speaker 4: it's a beatle disturbed to be like Hammas tried.
Speaker 1: To train your heart for failure. Disturb be like Hamas
Speaker 1: they tried to Obamas.
Speaker 4: They tried to blow up our show, So we so
Speaker 4: we must go explode children children.
Speaker 1: I can't believe that.
Speaker 4: I can't, you know, I want to know something, I
Speaker 4: so can You're right, absolute, You're absolutely right.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, I just like I just hate that, Like
Speaker 1: I've always thought David Draymond was a really reasonable level
Speaker 1: well everything has led me to believe he's a reasonable Levett,
Speaker 1: level headed person. And then he's just so pro Israel
Speaker 1: that like the every reasonable thing just shoots out. It's
Speaker 1: like what happened? Even it's just like, bring your Palestinians here,
Speaker 1: okay them? Oh my god, he's signed bomb?
Speaker 8: Sir, sir?
Speaker 1: Do you think these bombs are just they're bombs. They're
Speaker 1: gonna explode a bunch of innocent people. But now they're bombs.
Speaker 1: There's no innocent Palestinian.
Speaker 13: They're rout heerris, even baby kids. We're going to take
Speaker 13: the West Bank and then build hotels, maybe private pools.
Speaker 1: It's crazy kill mass.
Speaker 7: Oh god, they voted for them, bla blah blah blah,
Speaker 7: even though it was River Ago and they seas.
Speaker 1: Power and it's nobody really likes it anymore. But whatever,
Speaker 1: I don't care still because I'm even disclaim guy.
Speaker 4: But like that makes him worse because if he's aware
Speaker 4: of like the duances, right, it's still ultimately like, yes,
Speaker 4: I want to sign a bomb. I want to draw
Speaker 4: a little fucking character on it. I want to draw
Speaker 4: my little guy with the teeth on it. What's his
Speaker 4: name Disturbo or whatever?
Speaker 1: Disturbio is fucking insane? Oh my god, what's that character's name?
Speaker 1: Is a name? No, I swear to got that character
Speaker 1: as a name. I'm sure it does. Yeah, can you
Speaker 1: look it up real? Yeah? I do want to think.
Speaker 4: Oh my god, he needs to be that now Disturbo
Speaker 4: Disturbio the mascot of Disturbed Disturbo. Oh my god, I
Speaker 4: used to know that name too, of the guy. Yeah,
Speaker 4: it was like something dumb though, I guess it wasn't good.
Speaker 4: There's no chance of it being cool.
Speaker 1: Smile. It was like doom Man or something.
Speaker 4: It was like really fucking stupid, like anger fists welcomest.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, anger fish.
Speaker 4: Anchorfiss is a fucking awesome That is a perfect satire
Speaker 4: day for that character.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, like demon rage. Oh it's actually it doesn't
Speaker 1: it's it's it's just the guy. It's just the guy.
Speaker 1: It's the guy. What the fuck do you mean guy? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Because I was trying to I was like, oh, doesn't
Speaker 1: he have like an actual name?
Speaker 5: But everything is showing that un quotes the guy and
Speaker 5: our slash Disturbed Descurbs mascot's name the guy. They're really
Speaker 5: drawing on the face with a large grin seen on
Speaker 5: the back of the album, the sickness.
Speaker 1: It's just the guy.
Speaker 4: And then that's so much more disappointing than if it
Speaker 4: was lame, you know what I mean, that's just like unremarkable.
Speaker 1: They are all demons. Did I mention that they're demons?
Speaker 1: And the demons?
Speaker 4: Oh it's He had a problem with the Green Days, saying, oh, yeah,
Speaker 4: I saw that they wanted he wanted to debate.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Joe's conversation, like about what what is controversial about
Speaker 1: what he said? There's nothing controversial about that?
Speaker 7: You freak like, I'm having trouble with this juke man
Speaker 7: that he really likes the idea if but.
Speaker 1: I don't that.
Speaker 14: What a jerk and I hold it hurt. I'm gonna
Speaker 14: kill this man today. Oh my own, what would that?
Speaker 9: What would that debate even be? Like it would day
Speaker 9: to dry a lot of day dream man, let's debate
Speaker 9: and then don't don't to be in israelity idiot man? No, no, no, no,
Speaker 9: it's impossible not to be though.
Speaker 1: Diggs done, there's what hes do? That was the record
Speaker 1: even Iselle, what's ain't you and this depends. Wake me
Speaker 1: up when this debate ends. What a shitty down with
Speaker 1: the idea.
Speaker 4: Have come on, giving it down with, come out down
Speaker 4: with the open up them gates and let them come
Speaker 4: in debate.
Speaker 1: Come up down with the idea of your mother. Get up,
Speaker 1: come on, get down with the idea. Have come out,
Speaker 1: get him down with the idea. Have open up the
Speaker 1: kates and with all the juice in.
Speaker 4: This is the debate that they're having two hours. So
Speaker 4: they're singing like shitty parodies of their best songs. Oh
Speaker 4: my god, God, don't let Joe start on his Jesus
Speaker 4: a Suburbia version like Jesus.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a ten hour. Do you have the
Speaker 1: time to free Palestine? Oh? Please stop?
Speaker 4: Michael Michael Vick fights Crypto the super Dog and beats
Speaker 4: him badly.
Speaker 1: Uh uh.
Speaker 4: Colon Moriarty, Colin Moriarty, I.
Speaker 1: Got hot, laughing, yeah, laughing joy comedy, Communist Party. That's
Speaker 1: a right to defend himselves. I don't think I want
Speaker 1: to get into that. Snake is smart enough to say, yes,
Speaker 1: you would be. I'm racist, but I'm not that dumb.
Speaker 1: All right. Even Clent debates whether or not Israel is good.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no, no no. What do you think
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Speaker 5: You see, Snake, if the price is right, If the
Speaker 5: price is right, you should do any work for anybody,
Speaker 5: because I'm a mercenary.
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Speaker 4: Why he supports us?
Speaker 1: Oh? Fuck you? I got like it. Maybe maybe it
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Speaker 4: I've just been too lazy to undo everything because I
Speaker 4: remember just setting this up with a pain in the ass,
Speaker 4: So like, I'll I should probably just.
Speaker 1: Put it on the female to do it. Oh, I
Speaker 1: actually like that. Sometimes you're like I don't really want
Speaker 1: to do this, I'll do it. You want a woman
Speaker 1: to work with wires? Do they know that's a good point?
Speaker 1: What about this has become an looks like Drew carries, Well,
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Speaker 4: You remember somebody who was hot but smelled terrible, and
Speaker 4: then you realize that like it, like it changes your
Speaker 4: perspective on like you could see a hot person now,
Speaker 4: but now you don't know if they're hot because you
Speaker 4: can't quantified for that.
Speaker 1: The only time, honestly, I like say, like experience and
Speaker 1: attracted long as time.
Speaker 5: When I was in school and we did like a
Speaker 5: sports stuff and then like bitch didn't like I feel
Speaker 5: like I think it was one of those things where, uh,
Speaker 5: some people get too lazy. They didn't they didn't take
Speaker 5: their clothes home, their their change their clothing that changes
Speaker 5: out of so it was just like absorbed in sweat.
Speaker 1: And it was just like, you know, I usually expect
Speaker 1: the boys to do that.
Speaker 4: That was weird, like having like a girl like I'm like,
Speaker 4: whoa I crush crush a long time ago that I
Speaker 4: went to the gym with and then we we got
Speaker 4: home and then she didn't change, and it like immediately
Speaker 4: like I I just didn't have the crush anymore.
Speaker 1: It was crazy. It was It's truly insane.
Speaker 4: I was like, it was just like the hygiene is
Speaker 4: such an obvious like I cannot I cannot have like
Speaker 4: a fucking I can't have asthmen gold with a pussy
Speaker 4: around me.
Speaker 1: You know, dude, if asthma going had a pussy, oh
Speaker 1: my god, oh dear, it would it was already bad
Speaker 1: enough as it is, that would like make it so
Speaker 1: much worse. I can't even dude. I'm sure his balls
Speaker 1: are green, dude, that's why you broke I'm sure balls
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Speaker 4: I felt like a fucking animatronic in the parts of
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Speaker 1: Would you rather have your your fingernails plucked out or
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Speaker 1: can think my fingernails and my teeth. I'll throw in
Speaker 1: my teeth for free, rather than just getting tea baged
Speaker 1: one time, No, under.
Speaker 4: No circumstances of getting tea baged at all, but let
Speaker 4: alone by fucking as If he touches.
Speaker 1: Me, I'm getting corroded. I can't have that happen. You guys,
Speaker 1: would rather be what would you rather do? You get
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Speaker 4: So his ball's gonna touch you, and it's gonna be
Speaker 4: like a thousand degree knife through butter.
Speaker 1: If his balls touch an open pool, it turns into
Speaker 1: a fucking forest. What do you mean? This is what
Speaker 1: I'm thinking. I'm going to gag and project own vomit
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Speaker 1: I guess, since I didn't take to it, just pull
Speaker 1: my fingernails. Well, you did not take you did not
Speaker 1: take the balls actually in your throat, So now you
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