Speaker 1: Yeah, Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday, monk
Speaker 1: Shot Monday, Monarch Monday, Makeshift Monday, Neighbors Monday.
Speaker 2: And Mondays like it's just all the ms.
Speaker 1: It's uh the last Monday, moon Moon Monday. We got
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Speaker 2: We got Moo moo coming back. Yes we do.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so and I know everyone's so excited, so are we. Yes,
Speaker 3: you know it's it's one of our faves to watch
Speaker 3: and to cover.
Speaker 2: Yes, because they don't need to make us wait that
Speaker 2: long anymore.
Speaker 1: This is silly stretch. This is ridiculous that we've had
Speaker 1: to wait this long for our program. We have never
Speaker 1: had to wait this long. So thank thank you, baby,
Speaker 1: Jesus baby, all all the babies that uh it is
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Speaker 1: at this Friday. So Monday, next Monday, you will have
Speaker 1: a brand new much shot Monday from us and we
Speaker 1: will be grateful. But today, so we're finishing up Neighbors. Okay,
Speaker 1: hmm episodes five and six. Now, I got so many
Speaker 1: dms and things that people going, have you watched it?
Speaker 1: Have you watched it? And I'm like, no, I'll you
Speaker 1: know me. I'm a last minute girl. I do it
Speaker 1: the night before. Even Keisha was like, have you gotten
Speaker 1: to it yet? I'm like, no, I knew you hadn't.
Speaker 2: There's no way.
Speaker 3: She. I looked at Jason said Mary pay has not
Speaker 3: watched episode six.
Speaker 2: He's like, well, how do you don't say?
Speaker 3: Because she hasn't text me, and when she watches it,
Speaker 3: she's going to text me if she has a dot
Speaker 3: of a stroke after she sees all the ship that
Speaker 3: we had to see.
Speaker 2: I just eat. My eyes will never be that. My
Speaker 2: eyes are blurry today because it was it was. It was.
Speaker 2: It was a lot.
Speaker 1: It was a lot. And I was telling you that that.
Speaker 1: People were texting me like, oh, I can't wait till
Speaker 1: you get to this nudest episode. And it was like,
Speaker 1: all right, big deal, what's this a little nudity? I
Speaker 1: don't care. It's always old, wrinkling tan people anyway, so
Speaker 1: who cares. I don't care.
Speaker 3: I didn't know it to be so when people were
Speaker 3: saying that, yeah, they didn't like give great details. So
Speaker 3: when he came on the screen, I'm like, well, this
Speaker 3: is nothing like he just has a G string.
Speaker 2: On, right, So I thought that was it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I mean too. It wasn't me too. And
Speaker 1: then we saw a couple of times with him naked
Speaker 1: on his only fans or whatever, and I was like,
Speaker 1: all right, okay whatever. I didn't know it was going
Speaker 1: to go the just a full nudis neck and neckd
Speaker 1: everybody nked it is.
Speaker 3: So it always amazes me, like at these nudest colonies,
Speaker 3: like the people are the exact same stint tone, that
Speaker 3: leathery skin tone color.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know, they're all the same.
Speaker 3: It's like they are all went to the same spray
Speaker 3: tanny person and said we all want to be this
Speaker 3: particular color.
Speaker 2: I don't know how they do that. Is it just
Speaker 2: they're just always in the sun.
Speaker 1: They're always in the sun. And he apparently only puts
Speaker 1: sunscreen on his face because you see him constantly putting
Speaker 1: that white zinc on his face. I was like, you
Speaker 1: need to do the whole thing, all right, let's get
Speaker 1: into it now. Also, did you realize I did not
Speaker 1: realize that Neighbors the whole series was done by Jason
Speaker 1: Blum Blumhouse Productions. No, yeah, Jason Blum, this is Blumhouse Productions,
Speaker 1: all of it. The whole series is done by the Blumhouse. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he does heart, he does horror movies.
Speaker 2: That's hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, because well it was horror, a lot of horror.
Speaker 2: Okay, it really was, like it scared me several things
Speaker 2: that both episodes scared me a lot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I thought, I'm gonna tell Keisha that because
Speaker 1: I know you're into horror movies. I mean I don't.
Speaker 1: I'm not into horror movies, but I know about Jason
Speaker 1: Blum and Blumhouse.
Speaker 2: You know, right, that was a shocker. He needs to
Speaker 2: stick to like the whole.
Speaker 1: Who Well, let's first talk about episode five, which is
Speaker 1: the Halloween Competition. And I do have to put on
Speaker 1: my giant rkle readers because I have my contacts in.
Speaker 1: It's a long story, okay. So episode five is called
Speaker 1: the Halloween Competition, and the first story is not about
Speaker 1: a Halloween competition. It's in SeeMe Valley with Ruby versus Linda.
Speaker 1: Now sometimes Ruby, sometimes Ruby is called Robin. I think
Speaker 1: Linda calls her Robin by her government name, just to
Speaker 1: piss her off because she doesn't want to like, yeah,
Speaker 1: call her Ruby. So we meet Linda first. Linda is
Speaker 1: a white, older lady who says seven years ago, she
Speaker 1: and Robin had problems start because of a fence that
Speaker 1: she Linda put up and paid for. But the fence
Speaker 1: becomes dilapidated. So Robin says, I received a letter that
Speaker 1: I'm required to give Linda a brand new fence, and
Speaker 1: I said no, and then Linda got vindictive towards me,
Speaker 1: and Linda says, what good neighbors will take care of
Speaker 1: the fence. Now, right here is my first problem. Okay,
Speaker 1: Linda put up the fence. Yeah, so why doesn't Linda
Speaker 1: have to replace the fence. Why is it on the
Speaker 1: next door neighbor to replace Robin didn't put the fence up.
Speaker 2: So this is from my understanding.
Speaker 3: Okay, and collectively collectively we all know I don't understand
Speaker 3: things all the way. Well, so it has been historically proven,
Speaker 3: but from what I think, because like with our neighbors,
Speaker 3: we have a shared fence uh huh on one side
Speaker 3: and the other side.
Speaker 1: Uh huh.
Speaker 3: So I have been told that one that you can
Speaker 3: kind of go half on a fence.
Speaker 2: Okay, we're both gonna share.
Speaker 3: You pay half, I pay half, or in like this case,
Speaker 3: since Linda decided to do well, I'm gonna do it
Speaker 3: this time, next time you do it.
Speaker 2: So it is Robin's turn as far as I see it.
Speaker 1: But there was no fence there before, and it was
Speaker 1: Linda's choice to put the fence up, so you know
Speaker 1: what I mean. So Robin's like, there was no fence
Speaker 1: there before, so now why do I have to replace it?
Speaker 1: So I see both sides, yeah, because like where we are,
Speaker 1: my extra neighbor fenced his whole yard, and we when
Speaker 1: we built a fence just to keep people from using
Speaker 1: our yard as like a cross through, we just built
Speaker 1: across attached to his on his side, attached to neighbors
Speaker 1: on the other side, just attached. But we didn't build
Speaker 1: the side walls, you know what I mean. We just
Speaker 1: didn't across. But I don't see where if something happens
Speaker 1: to his fence has anything to do with me. We're
Speaker 1: just attached on one side, which of course we asked
Speaker 1: before we did it, because he put that fence up
Speaker 1: to fence in his whole yard. So what does that
Speaker 1: have to do with me? I mean, I guess I
Speaker 1: just don't. I guess I just understand both sides here.
Speaker 3: You know, it's it is a weird thing when you
Speaker 3: think about all of these episodes that we have watched.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the majority of them have had something to do
Speaker 2: with a fucking road or fence.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yes, which is it's not that serious, but I guess, well,
Speaker 3: I guess so if part of our fence fell down,
Speaker 3: we would have to go to the neighbor and say, hey,
Speaker 3: how do you want to do this?
Speaker 2: And then you figured out even though.
Speaker 3: My one neighbor I like don't ever want to talk
Speaker 3: to him, like ever, like if someone would to say, hey,
Speaker 3: they found fifteen dead bodies in his house, I believe it.
Speaker 1: But was the fence there when you got there?
Speaker 3: Yeah, the fifth they were here because we bought this
Speaker 3: home from someone else, so it.
Speaker 2: Was already up.
Speaker 1: So that's the question though, So that was already there,
Speaker 1: So you and the neighbor have both enjoyed the fence
Speaker 1: that was already there. But in this situation, Ruby's just
Speaker 1: living her life and Linda put a fence up, right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, And I would want to put a fence up
Speaker 3: if I live next door to Ruby, me too, move definitely, yes.
Speaker 1: So then we see all this dramatic footage, like the
Speaker 1: whole fence falls down. Ruby says, Linda destroyed it. On purpose,
Speaker 1: and Linda had tied a tree to it. I was confused,
Speaker 1: but when it fell, that's when all the problems began. Okay,
Speaker 1: So these we see them yelling at each other, we
Speaker 1: see the police come. Ruby says she has twenty two
Speaker 1: security cameras, and then we see.
Speaker 3: Like, it's not that big enough to require twenty two cameras, really.
Speaker 1: But then Ruby says she wants to get a permanent
Speaker 1: restraining order against Linda because Lina, Linda is a drama
Speaker 1: queen with mental problems. So we agree, but so was Ruby.
Speaker 3: I it, Yeah, definitely the pot calling the kettle black, right,
Speaker 3: and they both instead of argument about the fist, they
Speaker 3: should go half on a psychiatrist and maybe they could
Speaker 3: get a discounted break because they both need a pill,
Speaker 3: well pill.
Speaker 1: So Linda is listening through her kitchen whin to Ruby's
Speaker 1: interview and she're hustling. Yeah, she's hustling, got its finest.
Speaker 1: She's a lie fucking bitch, and she's like, Robin, I've
Speaker 1: been listening to you for twenty minutes. I have heard
Speaker 1: lies and some that I could prove in court.
Speaker 2: They are really close.
Speaker 3: I mean it looked like a little bathroom window as
Speaker 3: she could hear everything that Robert Ruby was saying.
Speaker 1: It seems like a tiny little alley between. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: would maybe just like walk through to put your trash
Speaker 1: cans or something on the very very side. Yeah, okay,
Speaker 1: hold on, let me make sure my thing is on.
Speaker 1: Do not disturb because messages are coming in from Anna.
Speaker 1: Lord knows once they start. Okay, boy, okay, okay. So
Speaker 1: I think Dave wrote, hey kids, we haven't heard from
Speaker 1: you today, and Anna wrote back, we died. Okay, that's great, Anna,
Speaker 1: that's super helpful. So because they're they're home alone. Oh man,
Speaker 1: So Ruby goes, she's attacked, she's attacking me. She walks
Speaker 1: in her house. Okay, so she's not being attacked. An
Speaker 1: old lady is yelling out of her kitchen window at you.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So Ruby says, as long.
Speaker 1: As I can remember, I have been in front of
Speaker 1: a camera and had an audience. I did female wrestling.
Speaker 1: I got to wrestle Andy Kaufman. Then we get a
Speaker 1: lot of real quick shots of her neck and okay,
Speaker 1: she's posing boots mm hmm, everything, the whole everything.
Speaker 3: I will surprised because it when they get the puss
Speaker 3: and booth shot. I was surprised, okay, because thus far
Speaker 3: we haven't seen anything like that. Boy, they just saved
Speaker 3: all of it for the last two episodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah they did. Yeah really, yeah, yeah they did that.
Speaker 1: Oh you're hooked now, and now we're gonna really give
Speaker 1: you something. So we see her posing for adult magazines,
Speaker 1: and she had all these costumes and things, and she says, so,
Speaker 1: I had all these costumes and things for when I
Speaker 1: was like a stripper and a poser and blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: So I decided to put it on YouTube. In the
Speaker 1: early days of YouTube, I do my routines, I do
Speaker 1: my burlesque, and I am known as Miss Ruby Tuesday.
Speaker 2: So we see a zillion quick cuts of.
Speaker 1: Her doing hey hey, hey, Hey, hey hey hey, which
Speaker 1: was hilarious, she said. She then moved into cooking videos
Speaker 1: and h surgery videos and dental videos.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you what, if you started off your videos
Speaker 3: showing me your angry bush, I'm not gonna be wanting
Speaker 3: to see your fucking cooking videos because all I'm gonna
Speaker 3: think about is that over there.
Speaker 2: He into server videos.
Speaker 1: What hip replacement? Okay, she says, And then my neighbor
Speaker 1: was nuts and I put that on YouTube. Well that'll
Speaker 1: always get you some traffic because I do a crazy
Speaker 1: neighbor story. Yeah yeah, I do love.
Speaker 2: It so we can boost up our shit.
Speaker 1: I know, I see it on TikTok and I stop.
Speaker 1: If it's a crazy neighbor story.
Speaker 2: It's funny, funny.
Speaker 1: So she goes and you know what, my favorite thing
Speaker 1: to do was got me the most traffic was my
Speaker 1: bikini videos. But now I can't even make my bikini
Speaker 1: videos because of my neighbor. So she's she shows that
Speaker 1: she's going out to make her bikini videos, and Linda's like,
Speaker 1: you're a horror like screaming at her.
Speaker 3: Okay, I feel like the only people that want to
Speaker 3: see Ruby Tuesday in a bikini are all the men
Speaker 3: from episode six.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
Speaker 1: yeah yeah yeah yeah. So Linda is horrified by Ruby
Speaker 1: and her videos. It says Ruby Robin is so trashy
Speaker 1: and I have all the evidence that Robin has been
Speaker 1: harassing me. So and also if she gets the restraining
Speaker 1: order put against me, that will give me a criminal record.
Speaker 1: And I've never even had a parking ticket, And I say,
Speaker 1: you've also never seen a razor or a tweezer because Linda,
Speaker 1: something's happened on.
Speaker 3: That they both need to go visit a meds ball
Speaker 3: just for hair treatments, if nothing else, just hair treatments.
Speaker 2: And let's not forget.
Speaker 3: Linda also had to tell us she's got bigger titties
Speaker 3: than Robinda.
Speaker 1: That was so funny, Linda, is this elderly eighty Because
Speaker 1: first of all, I've always had bigger boobs.
Speaker 2: I was like, okay, all right, okay, please don't show
Speaker 2: us like we believe you. We don't need evidence or
Speaker 2: anything like that. We we believe you.
Speaker 1: Do you think they're that? Do you think they're the
Speaker 1: same age? They could be?
Speaker 2: You know, part of me feels like they are.
Speaker 3: It seems to be a little bit of jealousy on
Speaker 3: Linda's party.
Speaker 2: Just for that. I mean, just take that comment. I've
Speaker 2: always had bigger boobs.
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Speaker 1: Shade sent you. Then we hear so Linda is talking
Speaker 1: to the production and we hear a door slam behind her,
Speaker 1: and Linda goes, oh, look over there here my resident squatters,
Speaker 1: the two other people that live here, and how we
Speaker 1: go into a whole other story.
Speaker 2: Like she had two stories in one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, she says, two months, after two months of
Speaker 1: doing nothing that they said they would do, I have
Speaker 1: asked these two to move out. I've lost seven months
Speaker 1: of rent because they won't leave. So here is Tom.
Speaker 1: Tom is her tenant, and he goes, I don't know
Speaker 1: what Linda's talking about. All she does is lie, we
Speaker 1: moved in to help her with home projects in exchange
Speaker 1: for rent, and we just said, no, we're not going
Speaker 1: to help you spy on your neighbor. So he's sitting
Speaker 1: there in the front yard doing something and she comes
Speaker 1: up behind him, and he looks behind him and goes, oh,
Speaker 1: is that Linda, Hello, you fat bitch?
Speaker 2: I was like, girl, look in my house. You're not
Speaker 2: even allowed to call an animal fat bitch.
Speaker 3: Let alone, you're telling the homeowner who you don't pay
Speaker 3: rent for your colleague car a fat Linda can't catch
Speaker 3: a break.
Speaker 1: She can't. Now they are in California, who they have
Speaker 1: very strict squatter's laws, and so these people know that.
Speaker 1: So they're never going to be forced to move out.
Speaker 1: Somebody will end up dead here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that we will.
Speaker 3: See them on the ID channel in two point five years.
Speaker 1: And uh, Tom goes, I hate that Robbins had to
Speaker 1: deal with this for twenty years. I could barely deal
Speaker 1: with her for eight months. I mean, you do have
Speaker 1: a choice, you can move. Yeah, so we see her
Speaker 1: banging on the door telling Tom turns music down when
Speaker 1: he's showering, and now she's outside yelling at him about
Speaker 1: his little remote controlled car. And he said, you old
Speaker 1: scary bat, Linda go die shit. Damn Tom's pretty orlean,
Speaker 1: that he's pretty fucking bold.
Speaker 3: London must not have children, that she must not have children,
Speaker 3: or she may must not have.
Speaker 2: Children who live in the area.
Speaker 3: Because I was so yeah, I was so called by
Speaker 3: son to com beat this man up and kiss somebody's
Speaker 3: ass real quick.
Speaker 2: I mean, hold on, our fat bishops, old are to die.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 2: That's bad.
Speaker 1: So then we see him racing little mini cars on
Speaker 1: a track, and then he tells us that he owns
Speaker 1: his own business, and money goes up and down. So
Speaker 1: now we meet his girlfriend, Cynthia, and Tom says, you know, well,
Speaker 1: what happened was I got kicked out for not paying
Speaker 1: my rent. I got evicted and we had nowhere to go,
Speaker 1: and Cynthia goes and then I thought of Linda, and
Speaker 1: Linda told us we could just stay there and we
Speaker 1: didn't have to worry about rent. Okay, oh okay, I
Speaker 1: don't know, and I don't know how did Cynthia know Linda,
Speaker 1: we didn't even find that.
Speaker 3: We didn't explain that because there's a there's an age
Speaker 3: gap between the two of them, so it's like, how
Speaker 3: are they friends?
Speaker 2: Right?
Speaker 3: I feel like the deal probably was what Linda said,
Speaker 3: if you guys come here.
Speaker 2: Help me out, help me get to my house, y'all
Speaker 2: can stay. Yeah. But wasn't he the one to put
Speaker 2: up the fence. Uh, well, he's supposed to be doing
Speaker 2: something with the fence.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: There was something with him an a fence.
Speaker 1: I don't know about him and the Because the fence
Speaker 1: was started seven years ago and this is only eight months.
Speaker 2: I think that he was supposed to fix the fence
Speaker 2: or something. Be that as it may. He has not
Speaker 2: done any work on Linda's house.
Speaker 1: No, he's just living for free and racing his little
Speaker 1: remote control cars. So then we go, okay, So Linda says,
Speaker 1: regarding the two battles she's involved in, one with the
Speaker 1: squatters and one with Ruby, she goes, I'm picking my battles.
Speaker 1: You know, Ruby would kill me if she could, because
Speaker 1: I know she's got a criminal record. Then we see
Speaker 1: Ruby not for murder, murder. We see Ruby watching video
Speaker 1: of her own crime on the news. Turns out her
Speaker 1: crime is this, She was in a relationship with the
Speaker 1: guy for six years and had no idea he was married.
Speaker 1: So when she found out, she created a website before
Speaker 1: websites were a thing, before MySpace, and put their sex
Speaker 1: videos on the website.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think that's pretty fucking funny. Actually, I mean,
Speaker 2: I want the world to know you're a cheater.
Speaker 1: And this before we had revenge, peorn and stuff. I
Speaker 1: mean she started at all. Yeah, right, so she's she
Speaker 1: has she has like videos of all their sex toys.
Speaker 1: She has video of them having sex. So she says, well,
Speaker 1: I spent seven months in jail for that, and after that,
Speaker 1: I've never trusted anyone and if somebody hurts me, I
Speaker 1: lash back. Linda goes, you know, I do worry about
Speaker 1: my own mental state. I dream of running Ruby over
Speaker 1: in my car. That's bad. Did we see Ruby is
Speaker 1: now in the car with Gary, her ex.
Speaker 2: We don't know if it's the guy with the sex videos.
Speaker 2: It's an ex.
Speaker 1: He's driving her to court, and we see both of
Speaker 1: them going to court and like business lady outfice, which
Speaker 1: was hilarious. Ruby wins. Ruby gets a restraining order against Linda. Now,
Speaker 1: how you stay with an x amount of feet with
Speaker 1: somebody when literally you live next door.
Speaker 2: I don't get it. I mean, will you have a
Speaker 2: restraining order?
Speaker 3: Does that mean like you cannot talk to the person,
Speaker 3: So Linda can't scream at her? That all under that
Speaker 3: So I think basically that's what she said. You can't
Speaker 3: fucking talk to me or harass me with your mouth.
Speaker 3: There's nothing I can really do about the space. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I think that's what she ultimately wants to. So just
Speaker 3: the leavers like, shot the fuck up Linda, you know.
Speaker 1: So we see Linda, she's bitching about her attorney and
Speaker 1: then she fires him, and Ruby says, the truth is,
Speaker 1: I have a vindictive nature. So I'm gonna get my
Speaker 1: friend Tom to serve this restraining order against Linda because
Speaker 1: the court didn't do it, so it was it was granted,
Speaker 1: but someone has.
Speaker 2: To physically serve it to her.
Speaker 1: So she gets her friend Tom, who's going to dress
Speaker 1: up in a surgeon costume. Not only does he dress,
Speaker 1: he puts like the headlights around his neck as if
Speaker 1: he just literally stepped out of the o R and
Speaker 1: stepping right back in.
Speaker 3: I guess he said, you know, says, I'm going to
Speaker 3: be on this HBO show in case they needed an
Speaker 3: extra on er or anything like that.
Speaker 2: I'm your guy. Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 1: So he they figure out where she is. She's gone
Speaker 1: to panera for lunch, and at one point she starts choking.
Speaker 1: I was like, oh my god, gonna end with Linda
Speaker 1: choking up this par.
Speaker 2: They can't even eat a fucking salad with that almost dying.
Speaker 1: Oh my. But then Tom and the surgeon costume comes in,
Speaker 1: and then Ruby has her little tiny camera filming the
Speaker 1: whole thing, and she serves the he serves the paper,
Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, really, get out of here, get
Speaker 1: out of here, and she calls the cops. It's like,
Speaker 1: I'm at Panera's. I'm at Panera's Paneras and the cops arriving.
Speaker 1: They go, there's no crime here. She goes, no, there's
Speaker 1: a restraining order. And they approached me. They're sitting over
Speaker 1: there on the del taco. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm
Speaker 1: afraid to leave. I mean, then we see Ruby doing
Speaker 1: bikini shots in her backyard yep, and then we see
Speaker 1: Linda crying and watching a horror movie and then that's
Speaker 1: the end of it, as per usual. No, no, nothing,
Speaker 1: it's no closure.
Speaker 3: I feel like there was more drama going on within
Speaker 3: the walls of Linda's house than.
Speaker 2: With her neighbor.
Speaker 1: That was a better story. But again, now we're gonna
Speaker 1: do in Bloomfield, New Jersey, otis versus Nelson, and again
Speaker 1: there's another side story here. It's crazy, I tell you what,
Speaker 1: Mary Payne.
Speaker 3: Yes, nothing screams a little dick energy more than two
Speaker 3: men fighting over Halloween decorations.
Speaker 1: I mean, really, now, I know that Halloween is your
Speaker 1: favorite holiday, Yes it is. So I was kind of deep, okay,
Speaker 1: all right, I was excited to see what you thought
Speaker 1: of this.
Speaker 3: It's not that deep, okay. And both of them were
Speaker 3: trashy to me. If you asked me if I were
Speaker 3: judge judging their homes, yes, I just I mean, I
Speaker 3: didn't get it.
Speaker 2: I just cannot believe that there was straight up beef.
Speaker 2: Yeah about Halloween decorations.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and they want to win, they want to win,
Speaker 1: but what are they willing?
Speaker 2: What was the prize?
Speaker 1: Now it is the prize ten thousand dollars or is
Speaker 1: it just you get to say I won?
Speaker 3: I think you get to say you won, and you
Speaker 3: get like one of those little signs in your yard
Speaker 3: saying that Halloween, Yeah, this winner two thousand whatever.
Speaker 2: Okay, think that's it?
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, So we meet Nelson. Nelson says he
Speaker 1: is known in the neighborhood as the go to house
Speaker 1: for Halloween decorations. Every year he makes it new and fresh,
Speaker 1: unlike his neighbor Otis. Otis is straight store baughed. Even
Speaker 1: though Otis and he used to be friends, and Otis
Speaker 1: learned everything he knew from Nelson, Nelson still is shitting
Speaker 1: all over what Otis is saying. Now, Nelson Is, his
Speaker 1: name is Nelson Santos. He is a white guy, could
Speaker 1: be Hispanic. He appears to be a white guy to me,
Speaker 1: and Otis is a black guy. Okay, I can try to.
Speaker 3: Get over the Otis to me, if your name is Otis,
Speaker 3: you need to be ninety nine years old. I just
Speaker 3: cannot get past this guy in his thirties being Otis.
Speaker 1: And his son is Odin od n Okay, so Otis says,
Speaker 1: all the attention on Nelson with his Halloween decorations sort
Speaker 1: of lit the creative fire in me, and I wanted
Speaker 1: I wanted the attention, and so now the attention is
Speaker 1: starting to shift to my Halloween decorations, and Nelson doesn't
Speaker 1: like it. Mm hmm okay. So they're saying, we're both
Speaker 1: really competitive. Nobody wants to lose. And we meet the
Speaker 1: judges Patricia, Aaron, and Donald and we see the twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four Bloomfield, New Jersey Halloween competition is beginning. We
Speaker 1: see all the judges walking around like this has no
Speaker 1: story or where are we going with.
Speaker 2: This devil arc? It doesn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's very serious.
Speaker 2: They're taking it very seriously.
Speaker 1: Where do I get it?
Speaker 3: I respect the seriousness of Halloween decor, but it's not
Speaker 3: this serious.
Speaker 1: Okay, I know because you do love Halloween.
Speaker 3: Oh you you want to make me happy, you send
Speaker 3: me Halloween decorps.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So now we meet Otis's wife, Sasha, and she says,
Speaker 1: oh my god. Nelson says, Otis is stealing his idea.
Speaker 1: But even though he gets on my last nerve with
Speaker 1: this Halloween stuff, Otis is not stealing his ideas. He's
Speaker 1: outside working on that stuff all day every day, and
Speaker 1: I don't see Nelson doing nothing. And Sasha in the
Speaker 1: kitchen goes. If I would have known he was listening
Speaker 1: to it, I would not have married him.
Speaker 2: Can you talk about that shit all the time? Okay,
Speaker 2: they probably have sex and their pillow.
Speaker 1: Talk and some talking about Halloween decorations like November one
Speaker 1: he's talking about next year.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that is not cute. That would drive me crazy.
Speaker 1: We see Otis explaining all of his Halloween stuff and
Speaker 1: he says, I didn't have a house growing up. I
Speaker 1: didn't have any kind of way to have a creative outlet,
Speaker 1: and this is like I get to relive my childhood
Speaker 1: doing this. We see his cute son, Odin walk in.
Speaker 1: This terrifying movie is on and he's explaining when the
Speaker 1: men roll down their heads pop off, there's a stack
Speaker 1: of skulls and the son is like, oh daddy, I'm scared.
Speaker 3: And he's like, this is what we're going to do
Speaker 3: to the house, basically like this is the inspiration for
Speaker 3: this year.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And the son's like, okay, stack of skulls all right.
Speaker 1: So then poor Nelson's like, I try to get my
Speaker 1: kids involved. They're not that interesting. So then I think
Speaker 1: of it, because this has been going on a long
Speaker 1: time with.
Speaker 3: Nelson's oh, so this is new for Otis and his family,
Speaker 3: but Nelson has been doing you know, his kids were
Speaker 3: dressed up as like a vampire and the pumpkin for
Speaker 3: their first Halloween.
Speaker 1: Of course, of course, but now we find out that
Speaker 1: Nelson's son and Otis's son, all the kids are neighborhood friends.
Speaker 2: Yes.
Speaker 1: Now, unfortunately, we do see Nelson and his children doing
Speaker 1: a TikTok dance in front of a Make America Grade
Speaker 1: Again sign.
Speaker 2: Now that was scary.
Speaker 1: That was scary.
Speaker 3: Scared the shit out of me. I was like, this
Speaker 3: is too much.
Speaker 2: I need a break, time out, time out.
Speaker 1: We see Nelson has a Kamala Harris poster with a
Speaker 1: clown face on his car. His car tag says h
Speaker 1: A L O W E N because he couldn't fit
Speaker 1: it all on there. So and he has a Trump
Speaker 1: Take Back America flag on the back of his car
Speaker 1: and Odi to Otis said, uh, yeah, my wife is
Speaker 1: offended by that Kamala Harris as a clowns Otis doesn't
Speaker 1: seem to care that much about it, but he's very
Speaker 1: focused on Halloween. Nelson does drive around town with a
Speaker 1: giant Trump flag, and oj justs goes every day I
Speaker 1: get people asking me about Nelson and his Trump signs.
Speaker 1: You know, I just say, we live in a diverse neighborhood.
Speaker 1: Let's stick let's stick to Halloween, no politics. What Otis
Speaker 1: is trying to say is I don't want.
Speaker 2: To touch that subject.
Speaker 1: I already hate Nelson.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: Otis also strikes me as one who's not very up
Speaker 3: to date with politics either.
Speaker 1: I think that's right. I think that's right.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like, you know what, let me talk about
Speaker 3: what I really know about and not folloween.
Speaker 2: I know nothing about politics. So yeah, my wife just
Speaker 2: says that's offensive. So that's what I'm gonna go with.
Speaker 1: So she said that's about I don't know why I
Speaker 1: would be so Otis is like, okay, it's two days
Speaker 1: so Halloween. Nelson has not put out his decoration yet,
Speaker 1: and we see Nelson saying it's not fully ready, but
Speaker 1: it will be terrifying.
Speaker 2: Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1: Now we go to our second storyline, which is a
Speaker 1: man outside handing out flowers about Halloween being stupid, demonic.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we had to take this left turn.
Speaker 1: He knew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was literally a nothing burger.
Speaker 1: I'm like, why, but it is another neighbor story, right,
Speaker 1: I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it was it just okay, we didn't see there
Speaker 3: wasn't a lot of background, you know, it wasn't a
Speaker 3: lot of meat to it at all.
Speaker 1: And I wonder if they started following this guy and
Speaker 1: we're like, Okay, this is gonna be a whole nother
Speaker 1: spin off, and then they realized it wasn't enough there, right, Yeah,
Speaker 1: it wasn't anyway. Otis gets the guy to leave because
Speaker 1: he's like, and you hear some lady going, don't talk
Speaker 1: to kids without their parents, you know, so get them
Speaker 1: to leave. Yeah. Did we see this guy handing out
Speaker 1: these flyers on the subway and he is Philip of
Speaker 1: the Times Square Church. I think Philip is the only
Speaker 1: member and the pastor of the Times Square. He stands
Speaker 1: in Times Square saying Halloween is demonic, It's the end Times,
Speaker 1: It's Sodom and Gomora right here in Times Square. Our
Speaker 1: meetup is going to be October tenth in Times Square
Speaker 1: at the hard Rock Cafe, So stay like.
Speaker 2: We are so famous.
Speaker 3: It's like, do you know I'm not going to talk
Speaker 3: to anyone from Galaca County. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 2: Time for a baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just yes, we're gonna we're gonna be looking for
Speaker 1: Philip and inviting them in. So now we see Philip's
Speaker 1: apartment and he fights with his neighbor, whose name is
Speaker 1: Penny Gold. Now we got Now, we got a whole
Speaker 1: spin off, Penny versus Phillis. Yep, Penny tears up his
Speaker 1: flyers every time she sees one, She just tears them up.
Speaker 1: Penny says he teaches bigotry and homophobia. I grew up
Speaker 1: in Israel in an ultra Orthodox community. We see the
Speaker 1: pictures of like eight siblings, and she says life is
Speaker 1: rigid and centered around religion. When I came out as trans,
Speaker 1: I lost my family. So yeah, what he's out there
Speaker 1: preaching is offensive to me personally. Okay, back to Nelson
Speaker 1: to notice, well, you know, I.
Speaker 2: Found it quite weird that Philip.
Speaker 3: First of all, where is he getting all the money
Speaker 3: and the money for the graphic art because the.
Speaker 2: Graphics were pretty cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, to.
Speaker 2: Get all this stuff pretty out? And then what the
Speaker 2: fuck he literally is sliding it underneath people's doors.
Speaker 3: Yeah, like that is so I would freak out if
Speaker 3: someone slid something inside my door.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's a little. It's a little creepy.
Speaker 3: That's scary, like what is this laced with? Or I
Speaker 3: don't even touch shit? This on my windshield?
Speaker 1: Oh, never touch that. You never touched that? Oh, because
Speaker 1: that's it. That's the trick, guys. You know, Yes, this
Speaker 1: is on your windshield. Don't touch it. I just put
Speaker 1: my winch and wipers on really fast until it flies.
Speaker 2: And then I feel guilty because now I'm litering.
Speaker 1: Now I'm litering, but at least maybe maybe I'm still alive.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's true too.
Speaker 1: Okay, back to Nelson and Otis. So we see Otis
Speaker 1: uh working on his yard, and we see Nelson puts
Speaker 1: on this like scary costume and it's Halloween, so we
Speaker 1: see all their scary stuff. But I hate this. I
Speaker 1: don't like this gory. I don't like it. But the
Speaker 1: judges are there and they're like talking about the story
Speaker 1: and the story arcs of the things, and Otis says,
Speaker 1: look at this, I got a me message on Facebook
Speaker 1: from a lady named Rose, and I know that it's Nelson.
Speaker 1: You know, I would never do that. I will say
Speaker 1: it to his face. Okay, So then we see Nelson's
Speaker 1: outside chatting with his girlfriend, and he is saying to
Speaker 1: his girlfriend, you know if Otis wins, I went because
Speaker 1: I told him everything, he knows.
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And Otis walks up right at the same time, and
Speaker 1: they were like ah, and.
Speaker 2: He goes, you're right. He goes who is Rose?
Speaker 1: And their girlfriend goes, Rose is my coworker, and Nelson goes,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. The truth is you're a newcomer and
Speaker 1: all your talent came from what you learned from me. Wow.
Speaker 1: Otis says, you didn't teach me, you showed me. Do
Speaker 1: you know the difference between teaching and showing? And he's
Speaker 1: kind of he's got to right about that. He's right,
Speaker 1: but he's getting a little close in his face a little.
Speaker 3: I thought something really bad was gonna get said when
Speaker 3: he kept getting closer, and I'm glad it wasn't said.
Speaker 1: And the girlfriend gets in his gets in the middle
Speaker 1: right and it's like, hey, hey, back off.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 1: The girlfriend's all big and bad and knowes it an't
Speaker 1: look like he can fight. No, no, no, she's protecting Nelson.
Speaker 1: And Otis goes, hey, I have two sons, like stop stop,
Speaker 1: because she's like, don't you speak to my son? Because
Speaker 1: this like grown man walks up and says something and
Speaker 1: he goes. He says, go inside and make a sandwich.
Speaker 1: I can't remember what he said.
Speaker 3: Yes, I mean, but it's like, why why is your
Speaker 3: teenage son getting your twenty year old son getting involved
Speaker 3: in this? Because nine times out of ten, if he
Speaker 3: saw something, I'm gonna finish it, He's gonna get his ass.
Speaker 2: Kid, So take your kid's ass.
Speaker 1: This is another like kind of didn't go like, we
Speaker 1: didn't need this. So now that's over. They all go
Speaker 1: back to their homes to watch the live stream of
Speaker 1: the judges. Okay, so dramatic. Nelson is in it literally
Speaker 1: make America great again. Hat make America great again shirt.
Speaker 1: He's got to make America great again. We get Nelson
Speaker 1: and we understand your past.
Speaker 3: I mean that isn't overkilled with it. I mean, come
Speaker 3: on that that's enough.
Speaker 2: We got it.
Speaker 1: Otis just sitsts with his little son Odin on the
Speaker 1: couch and the winner is otis good. So Nelson christ
Speaker 1: christ and says the kids are who will suffer? The
Speaker 1: kids will suffer. Meanwhile, they cut to all the kids
Speaker 1: like wrestling and having the best time in there.
Speaker 3: Give two shits about any of this. Like I said before,
Speaker 3: nothing gives off little nick energy. Two grown men fighting
Speaker 3: over Halloween, fighting over Halloween, not just Halloween decorations, decorations.
Speaker 3: It's come on now, I would divorce my husband if
Speaker 3: he started fighting with our neighbor over Christmas decorations.
Speaker 1: That's so stupid and so stupid. And I'm talking to her.
Speaker 1: Otis goes, No, all the kids they love each other.
Speaker 1: They can be friends, Like, it doesn't matter if me
Speaker 1: and Nelson have but the kids all could be friends.
Speaker 1: And Sasha's like, yeah, they're all friends. And this episode
Speaker 1: is with Philip spreading his word in Time Square. It
Speaker 1: was It's like, it was very strange the whole episode.
Speaker 3: Yes, and they said, you know what, let's just throw
Speaker 3: all this shit together and show them, you know, and
Speaker 3: that's good enough.
Speaker 1: Do you think that they were like, Okay, we are
Speaker 1: contractually obligated to do six episodes. Some of these are
Speaker 1: pretty much bummers, but we're really gonna get him with
Speaker 1: episode six.
Speaker 3: So no, he is the only person who got his
Speaker 3: whole One entire episode was just him, I know, because
Speaker 3: he had so many layers well not layers of clothes,
Speaker 3: but lots of like personality layers so much.
Speaker 1: So here we are, Season one, episode six, Yellow thong Bikini.
Speaker 1: That's the name of the episode, and there were four
Speaker 1: hundred other options of names of this episode could have been.
Speaker 3: Like I told you I I I really and I
Speaker 3: feel bad because I was like, man, the listeners were
Speaker 3: really over exaggerating this.
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's just a yellow fum, which is bad.
Speaker 1: It was bad.
Speaker 2: Wait, yeah, I thought that was the highlight of it.
Speaker 2: I'm like, well, this is not that bad. I'm wrong.
Speaker 1: Oh boy. Okay, So here we go. We're in San Diego.
Speaker 1: This is Danny. Okay, his name is Danny, right. Yeah.
Speaker 1: I don't know why I wrote Philip, Who's okay. I
Speaker 1: think I must have just like looked at Philip from
Speaker 1: above because Philip was the guy spreading the word in
Speaker 1: Times Square. Yeah, okay, this is Danny. So this is
Speaker 1: Danny versus everybody. So people are mad about Danny wearing
Speaker 1: his yellow banana hammock and riding his stationary bike and
Speaker 1: jogging around the neighborhood. Okay, he goes, I don't like
Speaker 1: to wear clothes. I get called all sorts of names
Speaker 1: just for showing five inches of skin. He keeps saying
Speaker 1: it's five inches of skin, and I was like, no,
Speaker 1: it's your whole asses out, bro.
Speaker 3: I mean, you just it's one of those situations you're like,
Speaker 3: it's none of my business, right, but it is my business.
Speaker 2: My kid just saw this.
Speaker 1: Now, you know that would be my concern about Yeah,
Speaker 1: my kid was the children? Yeah, yeah, yeah right.
Speaker 3: Even though the six year old who lives in my
Speaker 3: house would have been like, oh, look at his jiggly
Speaker 3: butt would not have been a huge deal.
Speaker 2: But to another child that could be quite traumatized. But
Speaker 2: for one thing, he looked like the fucking crypt keeper
Speaker 2: with that hair and the gray and just it was
Speaker 2: a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.
Speaker 1: So we get all sorts of neighbors complaining like what's
Speaker 1: he doing. He's having acad in his front yard, and
Speaker 1: Danny says, maya across the street neighbor is the Catholic Church.
Speaker 1: They have openly disparaged me. And what are they They're
Speaker 1: child molesters. Can you fucking believe that they're disparaged?
Speaker 2: Say, okay, so you know I'm a Catholic school kid.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: And if you've anyone who's listened to my show, no,
Speaker 3: there's one show that has Catholicst School chronicles.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, he ain't that wrong. I mean, just based
Speaker 2: off of my.
Speaker 3: Experience there, I can't kind of see where he's coming from.
Speaker 2: But that doesn't mean that all the people that are
Speaker 2: going to church have.
Speaker 3: Anything to do with that, is right. I mean, that's
Speaker 3: just something you want to see on your way to
Speaker 3: praise the little world.
Speaker 1: On What if you're Sunday morning, what if he's in
Speaker 1: this driveways be in a hammock. You're like, come on.
Speaker 2: Now, oh goodness, gracious.
Speaker 1: All right, So now we see him applying sunscreen poorly,
Speaker 1: and he goes, yeah, I just he says, I just
Speaker 1: like to exercise so I don't feel old. You know,
Speaker 1: when I was younger, I was partying, eating, drinking junk food.
Speaker 1: I was just a terrible and one day I look
Speaker 1: down on my foot. Looked like a watermelon, and I decide.
Speaker 2: Healthy fucking gout is what he looked like he had.
Speaker 1: It's interesting he doesn't give really a lot of information,
Speaker 1: but he had some sort of health scare, yeah, and
Speaker 1: decided he would get healthy, so he he says, and
Speaker 1: then I became the million mile man. I didn't name
Speaker 1: myself that the newscasters did, okay, lots of photos and
Speaker 1: him running in a speedo. Okay, he says, I've run
Speaker 1: for public office many times. I consider myself a politician.
Speaker 1: And we see him going door to door in a.
Speaker 2: Suit, so he doesn't, you do know how to put
Speaker 2: on clothes?
Speaker 1: He does? Yeah, And you know, some neighbors are like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, he gets stuff done, you know, let
Speaker 1: him wear what he wants. And other neighbors are like, no,
Speaker 1: he's in a bikini in his front yard. And he says,
Speaker 1: for the people that don't appreciate what I'm trying to do,
Speaker 1: they could get fucked. Fuck them, get fucked.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's the way you get a vote right there.
Speaker 2: They'll ever want to get fucked.
Speaker 1: And he goes, you know, I know I would get
Speaker 1: more votes if I wore more clothes, and if I
Speaker 1: didn't have only fans. Here's where I put in capital letters. Lord,
Speaker 1: I was not prepared. And what I didn't know when
Speaker 1: I typed the words was is about to get worse? Okay?
Speaker 3: It just it, It hit the bottom and just kept
Speaker 3: on rolling.
Speaker 2: It really did. It says a lot to shock me,
Speaker 2: you know that. Yeah, and I said one thing that
Speaker 2: just shocked out of me. I said, what you text me?
Speaker 1: It wasn't that?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: So he says he has only fans and his full neckdness.
Speaker 1: We see it just just dick a flinging everywhere, just there,
Speaker 1: lots of dicks, just tan the same color head to toe. Yep,
Speaker 1: yeah yeah. Then there's a picture of his dick so
Speaker 1: close up, and he says, well, there's something there dripping
Speaker 1: from my penis.
Speaker 2: But you know that's natural. You have to if you
Speaker 2: have gon arhea, it's natural. N I don't think that just.
Speaker 1: This re leak. I don't know if you remember from
Speaker 1: a couple of seasons back on ninety eight the other way,
Speaker 1: we had a Lauren who had gone to the Philippines
Speaker 1: to meet Faith, who was a trans woman. He had
Speaker 1: a trans woman fetish and Lauren when got there, he thought,
Speaker 1: do I should I tell her I have gone arihea?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Sure. Remember he was disgusting.
Speaker 1: And he still is. And he said his uh, his
Speaker 1: uh penis was leaking, and then he thought maybe I
Speaker 1: should tell her.
Speaker 3: Like I said, your penis should only leak if you've
Speaker 3: got gone arihea.
Speaker 1: I'm literally not okay. So anyway, he says, you know
Speaker 1: it's okay right there in this picture that's real close
Speaker 1: up of this penis that my penis was leaking some
Speaker 1: that that's healthy. You have to keep a healthy prostrate
Speaker 1: or you die. So I have this uh R one
Speaker 1: machine miss massage gun. So you know it's really good.
Speaker 2: It's really good here.
Speaker 1: And then he puts it down on his dick. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and I just wrote, why, why, why, why, Baby Jesus
Speaker 1: have I chosen? This is my career and I have
Speaker 1: to talk about this.
Speaker 2: Dad did it for me, that is what did it
Speaker 2: for me. He was like, ooh, close the door. Oh well,
Speaker 2: fuck the door.
Speaker 3: There's a camera crew right there, and you're doing this
Speaker 3: and it is to me, you know, my mind just goes.
Speaker 2: I'm like, okay, where is it on the balls? Is
Speaker 2: it on the dick? Is it in a section between
Speaker 2: the balls and the butt? Like? What is he doing?
Speaker 3: Why is he okay with doing that right now in
Speaker 3: front of all these people?
Speaker 1: And then they cut away and then did he did
Speaker 1: he go to completion because he was like, well, I
Speaker 1: got did okay. So now we talk about the house,
Speaker 1: which you have to imagine is a expensive piece of property.
Speaker 1: It's beautiful, you know, San Diego. So he says, I
Speaker 1: am the legal and moral owner of this moral there's
Speaker 1: just just the owner of house. Yeah, I'm gonna start
Speaker 1: saying that I am the legal and moral owner of
Speaker 1: this and what I say goes. So he says, my
Speaker 1: father gonna cuss.
Speaker 2: You out when she cusses you off for saying that
Speaker 2: text me.
Speaker 1: Okay, he says, she's cussed me out for less. So
Speaker 1: he says, my father was the original owner, and my
Speaker 1: dad was in a wheelchair, and nobody in this neighborhood
Speaker 1: helped him. Nobody, okay, And now all my neighbors want
Speaker 1: to make fun of me for having the body of
Speaker 1: a twenty five year old man. They're immoral.
Speaker 3: You have the body of a twenty four year old man,
Speaker 3: just like I have the tits of a sixteen year
Speaker 3: old girl.
Speaker 2: Like it ain't happening. No, it's not true. No.
Speaker 1: So then we see a picture of his mother. He's
Speaker 1: crying about his parents and everything, and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: my god, my mother. She would wear a little bikini
Speaker 1: in the fifties and people would ridicule her. They literally
Speaker 1: show her in like a bikini top of shorts, it's
Speaker 1: very abregate appropriate of the day.
Speaker 2: Yes, right, yes.
Speaker 1: Then he starts saying, you know, in his dad's will,
Speaker 1: his dad said he had to get married and have
Speaker 1: a child, you know, and if he doesn't, the family
Speaker 1: name will die. Then we see him jogging on the beach,
Speaker 1: yelling in people's faces about his banana hammock. And if
Speaker 1: that wasn't bad enough, he goes up to a golf
Speaker 1: cart of it's a black family who seemed to be
Speaker 1: really nice and trying to talk to him and saying like,
Speaker 1: don't let those people bother you. Boy, wear your banana
Speaker 1: hammock and jog. Just do what you want, be the
Speaker 1: bigger person. Don't worry about what other people say. And
Speaker 1: he screams at this golf cart at black people and says,
Speaker 1: but I am being persecuted for showing my skin, just
Speaker 1: like Martin Luther King. It's the same thing.
Speaker 3: Well, mayor pay, That's what I was thinking the whole
Speaker 3: entire time. I'm like, this is really taking me back.
Speaker 2: To, like, you know, the Silver Rice movement, Doctor Martin Liz,
Speaker 2: this is what doctor King was really When Doctor King
Speaker 2: said I have a dream, this is what he was
Speaker 2: talking about.
Speaker 3: His dream was for Danny to walk around almost everybody
Speaker 3: running a book with a fucking yellow gee string on.
Speaker 2: Danny, I feel you power to the people.
Speaker 1: My brother I was like, is it These people were
Speaker 1: looking at him like, sir, please, sir, don't make a
Speaker 1: sorry that we were nice to you, because now we're sorry.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: So then we see a dramatic shot of him crying
Speaker 1: in his bed with this undercarriage of his feet, showing
Speaker 1: we didn't need that. Then he googles where can I
Speaker 1: go and live and be free and be naked?
Speaker 2: You Florida.
Speaker 1: You've never heard of a new dis colony, right, I mean, of.
Speaker 2: Course it would be in Florida.
Speaker 3: Like I when they originally showed him, I thought he
Speaker 3: was in Florida.
Speaker 1: Well, right, because he's definitely the tan color of a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: By the way, I'm sure there are newdest colonies all
Speaker 1: over the Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know why he felt they needs to go
Speaker 2: so far.
Speaker 1: So he finds this realtor named April, and April never
Speaker 1: once even takes off her shoes, so she is a
Speaker 1: not into being naked, but she has found her house.
Speaker 1: She has each So he tells April that his neighbors
Speaker 1: don't approve of him being nude, and she says, there
Speaker 1: are eleven nudest communities here. I encourage you to come
Speaker 1: down and just take a gander.
Speaker 2: See what you think.
Speaker 1: And she says, I think you'll find your tribe of
Speaker 1: people here, your naked tribe here in Florida. He arrives.
Speaker 1: He just takes his clothes off on the side of
Speaker 1: the road. He says, I am here. I am walking
Speaker 1: in tennis shoes, socks, penis is swinging. Here I come.
Speaker 2: The thing that, you know what scared me a lot
Speaker 2: is that.
Speaker 3: All the dinglings that we saw right basically on old men, right.
Speaker 2: Is that what the fuck we have to look forward
Speaker 2: to with our husbands? Because I can't take it.
Speaker 1: Well, some of it was not found in nature. Some
Speaker 1: of the dinglings that we saw, they nothing that. Why
Speaker 1: are the balls and the penises all the same length
Speaker 1: down to halfway down your leg? These are the pictures
Speaker 1: I was sending Matt. He said, this is the show
Speaker 1: for you? What are you doing? Matt was upset for
Speaker 1: me that I was watching it. He told me to
Speaker 1: stop immediately.
Speaker 2: Well you couldn't.
Speaker 3: You had gone so when you couldn't picture, I was
Speaker 3: like it literally looks like it's three dicks hanging.
Speaker 2: Then I was like, I think that's what happens when
Speaker 2: you get old. But then I thought about, you know
Speaker 2: that one seafish that lives at the bottom of the
Speaker 2: ocean and his face because of all the pressure, you
Speaker 2: know what what they call that?
Speaker 1: No, but I can understand what you're saying.
Speaker 2: Whose face looks like those three sagging dips.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I'm gonna need James to get some a
Speaker 3: shot to like keep them all.
Speaker 2: Up there, because I can't be looking at that. There's
Speaker 2: no way I can't do it.
Speaker 1: It's so upsetting.
Speaker 2: It's so upsetting, upsetting, it is.
Speaker 1: So He arrives at Eden. Eden is an RV resort,
Speaker 1: it's a it's a motor home resort, and April welcomes
Speaker 1: him and he says, that's it. I'm naked. I'm taking
Speaker 1: the banana hammock off. We meet all the naked neighbors. Hey, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: everybody is hey, women, men, everybody, everybody naked except April.
Speaker 3: She's like, I can't wait. Let me sell this stuper
Speaker 3: fucker home. And another dumb down Joe a community. Yeah,
Speaker 3: another dumb dumb who doesn't have a pocket. Okay, So
Speaker 3: she says, tonight there's karaoke. Tomorrow there's a phone party,
Speaker 3: and she goes, I think that you should rent a place,
Speaker 3: you know, for a little bit of time, get the
Speaker 3: vibe to see if you want to move here.
Speaker 1: So he goes, all right, takes off all his clothes,
Speaker 1: walks the pool. Can't believe it, everybody's neckad. He meets
Speaker 1: a guy in the pool named Seamus. Seamus is for
Speaker 1: sure on the run from the law. He was scary.
Speaker 3: I think all of them were running from something, yeah, Seamus.
Speaker 1: He tells Seamus that he is seventy one, and Seamus goes,
Speaker 1: and you still do triathlons. He goes, yeah, yeah, look
Speaker 1: at this twenty five year old body on a seventy
Speaker 1: one year old man. Seamus says, I'm so glad you're here.
Speaker 1: This really is the Garden of Eden, and you know,
Speaker 1: hope to see you tomorrow night. We see more neckedness
Speaker 1: and he tells one guy, can you believe it that
Speaker 1: kicks me out of California? Well, they did not kick
Speaker 1: you out of true.
Speaker 2: They didn't even kick you out of the neighborhood.
Speaker 1: They were trying, so they wanted to. We meet this
Speaker 1: guy named Lee Saint Mary. He explains he's a space
Speaker 1: engineer or a scientist or something. But I was like,
Speaker 1: but maybe he's full of shit because you go in
Speaker 1: his house and he starts showing us drawings of aliens.
Speaker 3: That look like, how many times have aliens come up
Speaker 3: during this these episodes?
Speaker 2: More than a few. Well that's true. That's true about a.
Speaker 3: Lot of this stuff, Like, is lots of cameras, YouTube aliens?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, YouTube is a big part of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, a lot of aliens talk.
Speaker 1: So we meet Wendy. Now, Wendy I liked. I thought
Speaker 1: Wendy was gonna be his new girlfriend, and I was
Speaker 1: excited about it. We meet Wendy. Wendy is not does
Speaker 1: not have all her teeth, and she is the exact
Speaker 1: same color of brown that he is. And he tells
Speaker 1: her about all isbean neighbors in California, and she goes, well,
Speaker 1: that's terrible. We're so glad you here. Be sure to
Speaker 1: come to naked karaoke. You don't have to say naked
Speaker 1: because everything is naked.
Speaker 2: Everything gets naked. Yeah.
Speaker 1: So he says, Eden is amazing. I'm not judged here
Speaker 1: and Mary Payne.
Speaker 2: I knew at this point when he went to the
Speaker 2: karaoke place. In my head, I.
Speaker 1: Said, he's not gonna stay because he likes to be
Speaker 1: the only naked one.
Speaker 3: I think he likes the attention, and I think this
Speaker 3: is just too This would be too much.
Speaker 2: For him every single day. Okay. You know how you
Speaker 2: think you.
Speaker 3: Want something and then you get you're like, oh yeah,
Speaker 3: it gives you to it, like no, no, no, no, no,
Speaker 3: too too much. I think that's what eventually happens with him.
Speaker 1: So he goes and looks at a home that April
Speaker 1: is showing and there's a bunch of news just walking around.
Speaker 1: He looks longingly at a naked couple because he wishes
Speaker 1: he had a naked partner. So we see him chatting
Speaker 1: up a naked woman and he's telling girl, I want
Speaker 1: to get married, I want to have a child, and
Speaker 1: she says, Danny, you should move here. You definitely fit
Speaker 1: in karaoke people all having a ball. Wendy encourages him
Speaker 1: to sing. He does, and then he takes over. He's
Speaker 1: killing it. He take it easy by the eagles. Now
Speaker 1: Danny starts talking to a younger girl. I would say
Speaker 1: this girl, late twenties, early thirties, right, and.
Speaker 2: I don't think third well, I'm.
Speaker 1: Just saying this is what I thought.
Speaker 2: She looked like way younger than he is.
Speaker 1: Yes, by fifteen years. Yeah. And he's like, so what
Speaker 1: do you do? And she goes, well, I like to
Speaker 1: go to the beach and go on walks. He's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, me too. I like to go to
Speaker 1: the beach and go on walks. And what else do
Speaker 1: you like to do? I like to go to karaoke.
Speaker 1: Me too, I like to go to karaoke. And he says,
Speaker 1: can I get your phone number? And she goes, okay,
Speaker 1: you know blah blah blah says it. He goes, I've
Speaker 1: got it. It's committed to memory. She goes okay, great.
Speaker 2: So he gets he remembered it too. It's a nuts
Speaker 2: I would have forgotten it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So he gets back to his rental and messages her.
Speaker 1: Her name is Amanda, and she goes, who is this
Speaker 1: and he says it's me Danny from the bar. She says, oh, hey,
Speaker 1: he asked her on a date, and she goes, sure,
Speaker 1: all right, So now we meet Amanda fully closed. She's
Speaker 1: on a bench on a college campus and says, I'm
Speaker 1: a student in structural civil engineering. Really I'm just looking
Speaker 1: for a sugar daddy. And also I hope Danny can
Speaker 1: help support my support my music career, and eventually I'd
Speaker 1: like to have a Bugatti, a plane, and a Gucci bag. Well,
Speaker 1: you should start with the Gucci bag, sutainable, a small.
Speaker 2: Sor small, you know, start with the career.
Speaker 3: Get let him buy you some studio time a little yeah,
Speaker 3: let him give you some studio time. Then get you
Speaker 3: a purse, and then just it's steps. I mean, he
Speaker 3: may he fucking will probably live to.
Speaker 2: Be ninety nine.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah easily.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: And then she says, ultimately, after she gets all these things,
Speaker 1: her ultimate goal is to solve world sustainability issues. So
Speaker 1: I mean, just got dreams. Okay, probably having a plane.
Speaker 1: It's not going to help world sustainability issues.
Speaker 2: But you know, you have to wonder if she truly
Speaker 2: knows what that means.
Speaker 1: She doesn't know what any of those I don't think
Speaker 1: she me.
Speaker 3: I don't think so either. I don't even feel like
Speaker 3: she really went to that college.
Speaker 1: That's also a possibility. So he goes to get a
Speaker 1: pedicure and he asked for French tip, gel nails on
Speaker 1: his toes.
Speaker 3: Yes he did, and uh, there was no explanation of why.
Speaker 1: He That is strange.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because yeah, yeah, if it would have said clear,
Speaker 2: even if he had said color and pink.
Speaker 3: But it was the fact that he said I want
Speaker 3: French tip. Jel really got me Gel now polished.
Speaker 1: So, I mean, I guess he is on his feet
Speaker 1: a lot and they are out in the open a lot,
Speaker 1: so wants to make sure that gel partially stays on.
Speaker 2: But friendship, don't get anything on your toes.
Speaker 1: Yeah, anyway, we're not going to be able to understand
Speaker 1: what that meant. He's getting ready for his date. He
Speaker 1: dances in, shakes his dog around in his kitchen.
Speaker 2: This is my note.
Speaker 1: He shakes his dog around in his kitchen.
Speaker 2: I mean a lot of donging.
Speaker 3: It was a lot of you know, and I you know,
Speaker 3: Danny does not have children, no, And I just have
Speaker 3: a feeling. And I could be completely wrong, because as
Speaker 3: I often am, but I feel like Danny.
Speaker 2: Likes to take a dip in both pools.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe do they say vibe that I got from Danny,
Speaker 3: Which is great, But I wish he would have when
Speaker 3: he was looking at that couple.
Speaker 2: I think he was looking at both asses.
Speaker 1: M okay, okay. So they go on the date. They're
Speaker 1: fully clothed and he brings her a rose and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, it's so nice. Whatever, and they talk
Speaker 1: about food and it's funny because at one point on
Speaker 1: their text message, she said do you like fish? And
Speaker 1: she says, no, I like filet mignon. Because again, of course,
Speaker 1: it's like, if I'm going on a date with this guy,
Speaker 1: I'm getting a nice Oh yeah. So he tells her
Speaker 1: he's grateful with all his heart that she is there,
Speaker 1: and she's like, okay, great, and then she tells him
Speaker 1: she's studying to be a civil engineer. They have wine,
Speaker 1: I think too much wine. They have Filet mignon, and
Speaker 1: he asked her about kids and she goes, I don't
Speaker 1: want to have kids, like I'm not ready at this time.
Speaker 1: But this does not deter him.
Speaker 3: Look, seeing a picture of Danny with no clothes on
Speaker 3: is the best birth control.
Speaker 2: It is because it will immediately make you lock your legs.
Speaker 2: Who would want to have a baby.
Speaker 3: Do you know when you have a baby with an
Speaker 3: old man like that? Your baby comes out looking old.
Speaker 3: They just do this farm is all they do.
Speaker 2: Think about it.
Speaker 3: Anytime you have ever seen a person who had a
Speaker 3: baby with an old man that James his friend. It's
Speaker 3: a prime example. That baby came out looking like he
Speaker 3: was fifty nine years old. You cannot have a.
Speaker 2: Baby with an old, old, old old mate.
Speaker 1: Cat. Never Oh, I've never heard this theory.
Speaker 2: Well you heard it here first. It's true. Those four babies,
Speaker 2: they got wrinkles and all kindsage and gray air on
Speaker 2: their ears, like it's this bad.
Speaker 1: Don't do it, don't do it, Oh my god. So
Speaker 1: he says he's from San Diego, California, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm dying to go to San Diego. I really want
Speaker 1: to go to Sea World. And he goes, oh, well
Speaker 1: you could. I could definitely take you there. I could definitely.
Speaker 1: He's like, this is something at San Diego and sea World.
Speaker 1: This is yeah. And she goes, and I really want
Speaker 1: to go to Europe. He goes, well, I could do that.
Speaker 1: I could take you to Europe. That'd be no problem.
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, I really love chocolate.
Speaker 2: So but they have sea World in Florida.
Speaker 1: They do. I think they also have one like in Dallas.
Speaker 1: All right, Houston, we have one in San Antonio.
Speaker 3: Yeah, So why was that such a big dream to
Speaker 3: go to Sandy, to go to Sea World.
Speaker 1: Listen, maybe this girl ain't that bright. So uh. Then
Speaker 1: she says to him, well, I think we have quite
Speaker 1: a bit in common, and I think we're off to
Speaker 1: a great start. He says, you know, if I walked
Speaker 1: around with you in my neighborhood back in San Diego,
Speaker 1: everybody would wonder how did I get such a great girl.
Speaker 1: Then he starts blathering on about his mom living in
Speaker 1: the Normandy region when Normandy was invaded, and he goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know how I got on this day. Oh
Speaker 1: it's the wine. And then she says, maybe you wouldn't
Speaker 1: like me because I get rowdy sometimes, and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: I would just love everything about you. And she goes,
Speaker 1: you know, I got made a viral video and he goes, no.
Speaker 1: She goes, let me show you. So she pulls out
Speaker 1: this viral video that she made on her phone and
Speaker 1: it says, shake that ass. You got that ass for days?
Speaker 1: Shake that ass, shorty like you getting paid?
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, like I said, Little Eggy Azilia, she most
Speaker 3: definitely is not gonna get invited to the be et
Speaker 3: hip hop Awar shows like she will not be performing
Speaker 3: on any stages.
Speaker 2: Well maybe at a strip club stage.
Speaker 1: But so he looks at it and she's like, shake
Speaker 1: that ass. Shake it for a day. As he's getting pad,
Speaker 1: she's singing it out him, He's like, yep, yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: He goes wow, and he goes you know what.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: This goes back millions of years when when a man
Speaker 1: stops thinking about sex, you're done. Within five years, you're dead.
Speaker 1: Most people in this room will die. You and I
Speaker 1: will die. You don't know the trauma I've gone through
Speaker 1: with people treating me horribly. Starts crying.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, this is not what you do on
Speaker 2: a first date.
Speaker 1: She seeds the dessert and he tells her, I would
Speaker 1: give you anything in the world just to be with you. Now,
Speaker 1: to me, this sounds like it's working out.
Speaker 2: She's looking first sugar daddy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and she went to the Naked Place looking for
Speaker 1: a sugar daddy. She found one did and he says,
Speaker 1: I need your shoe size because tomorrow I'm going to
Speaker 1: buy you my favorite Jessica Simpson red pump. He did
Speaker 1: not say red bottoms. He did not say nolablanis. He said,
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson red pumps.
Speaker 2: Now, I love a good Jessica Simpson shoe.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but if you're trying to show me you got money,
Speaker 3: that's not it that that that is not a flex.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no no.
Speaker 1: He says, tomorrow I will be at the Eden resort
Speaker 1: and I will have the shoes for you, and she goes, great,
Speaker 1: let's do it. I'll meet you there. I'm looking forward
Speaker 1: to it. Next day, he goes to look for the
Speaker 1: shoe first at Nordstrum, to which they say, get the
Speaker 1: fuck out of here. You know, we do not carry
Speaker 1: Jessica Simpson at Norstrm. You better get your ass to
Speaker 1: the TJ Max, TJ Max out of here. So he
Speaker 1: does buy some shoes. They are red pumps, so they're
Speaker 1: not Jessica Simpson's. And did we see him over at
Speaker 1: Eden playing nekey dart? Naked darts with Amanda seems dangerous.
Speaker 1: Naked dart seems dangerous.
Speaker 3: Because if one dart goes wrong, you ain't out to
Speaker 3: protect you.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, he and Amanda. They play darts, They work
Speaker 1: out on the elliptical, they take a walk, They play
Speaker 1: tennis and they hang out in the pool. They do
Speaker 1: everything naked all day.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: The days are going well so far, so they go
Speaker 1: back to his place. He brings out the shoes. He says,
Speaker 1: you should try them on. They're very high quality. I
Speaker 1: think they're Sam Edelman's. Is what it looks like from
Speaker 1: the inside of the writing on the shoe.
Speaker 2: I don't know that designer. Is that a good shoe designer?
Speaker 1: I mean it's maybe one step above Jessica Simpson, one
Speaker 1: step below Del Trevida.
Speaker 2: Okay, gotcha, So.
Speaker 1: Tries them on. She walks around naked in them, of course,
Speaker 1: because she's niked Okay, and he says again for the
Speaker 1: four hundredth time, I left California because my neighbors were
Speaker 1: treating me horribly. So if I moved here, would you
Speaker 1: like to live here with me? I could buy a
Speaker 1: big house. We could have a good life here. And
Speaker 1: she's like, second date, and uh, he says, just think
Speaker 1: about just think about it. You can let me know.
Speaker 1: You can let me know, and she goes, it's really sweet.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: The tea I'm drinking matches, my shoes both are red.
Speaker 1: Sucks on her vape. Okay, next day, he's texting her,
Speaker 1: I had so much fun. How are you? Where are you?
Speaker 1: What are you doing? Can you call me? Smiley? Emoji?
Speaker 1: Okay emoji?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Who'd you call him?
Speaker 2: Dad? Like your dad texting you?
Speaker 3: Like?
Speaker 2: Where are you? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: Then he starts pacing the neighborhood and then he goes
Speaker 1: to the gym they were seeing just crazy, crazy, crazy.
Speaker 1: He's sending her a million messages right, yes. Then we
Speaker 1: get the weird camera work again where it's like spinning
Speaker 1: in the cars and that I hate. Finally she facetimes
Speaker 1: him and she's like, Hi, what's going on. He goes,
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I was so worried. I was so worried.
Speaker 1: You never wrote me back. It's been two hours, I thought,
Speaker 1: And she goes, I fell you were dead. She goes, well,
Speaker 1: I was in class because I'm a student, and I
Speaker 1: saw my phone was going off but I couldn't answer it.
Speaker 1: And then he goes, so, how do you like the shoes?
Speaker 1: She's like, oh, the shoes are great. You know I'm
Speaker 1: a class I'm not wearing them right, And then he says,
Speaker 1: are you having a good day? She goes, yeah, it's good,
Speaker 1: and I got to tell you something like what you
Speaker 1: asked me. And we talked about last night, like it's
Speaker 1: just too fast to move in and all that, like
Speaker 1: it's too fast and we barely know each other. And
Speaker 1: I hope you understand. And he goes, yeah, I do,
Speaker 1: I do. I do. And then she goes, yeah, you know,
Speaker 1: shake that ass, shorty, like you're trying to get paid.
Speaker 1: Shake that ass, shorty. You got to ask for days, right,
Speaker 1: you know, And he goes.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, uh huh.
Speaker 1: So they hang up.
Speaker 2: So the producer with the.
Speaker 3: Text messages like he had a chance, but she's like, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna have to deal with this ship all this
Speaker 3: is a sugar daddy who really wants some sugar.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I can't. Yeah yeah. So the producer goes,
Speaker 1: are you okay, and he goes, I'm fine. I'm just
Speaker 1: gonna go for a run in my banana hammock. So
Speaker 1: he says, I must have been an idiot to go
Speaker 1: on a date with her. All she was talking about
Speaker 1: was money. I was living in a dream world when
Speaker 1: I was in Eden. It's time to go home and
Speaker 1: deal with my neighbors in a proper manner.
Speaker 3: It was too much for him. It just it wasn't
Speaker 3: the vibe that he thought that it was going to be.
Speaker 2: He's he likes the chaos. He loves that.
Speaker 1: I think he should have shot his shot with Wendy.
Speaker 1: Wendy was more age appropriate.
Speaker 2: Oh, she won for in her fertile years. That's someone
Speaker 2: who was fertile.
Speaker 1: That's true. But maybe she had kids to get adopted
Speaker 1: and give his last name. So he says he's gonna
Speaker 1: go back to San Diego. So now he goes back home,
Speaker 1: and what does he do, Keisha.
Speaker 2: He has a new party in his backyard.
Speaker 1: He has a naked pity in his backyard.
Speaker 2: He should have been doing it the whole fucking time.
Speaker 1: Come on, now he's put out flyers he did? He
Speaker 1: put out something on probably next door. Yeah, and he says,
Speaker 1: I love America. You can't pick your neighbors, but you
Speaker 1: can pick who comes into your backyard. Yeah, and we
Speaker 1: see the naked party with karaoke and darts. What he
Speaker 1: learned from Eden, He said, a quitter never wins, and
Speaker 1: a winner never quits. Fuck my neighbors, fuck them, And
Speaker 1: that's it. That is the end of episode six. YEP,
Speaker 1: and again I asked, what did I do to choose
Speaker 1: this career where I had to talk about that because
Speaker 1: it was upsetting.
Speaker 2: I will say this, I was concerned for you.
Speaker 1: You weren't the only one. I got so many dms
Speaker 1: like have you watched it? And I'm like, you, guys know,
Speaker 1: I'm not going to watch it till the day before
Speaker 1: we recorded, and then when I sent it to Matt,
Speaker 1: he was like, no, Mary, pay look away, it's not
Speaker 1: for you.
Speaker 2: It was too late. Here's the thing.
Speaker 1: It was too late. I already seen the triple deck.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand what was happening.
Speaker 3: I just kept thinking, you know, we kind of lost
Speaker 3: her earlier this year, this may be the thing to
Speaker 3: really do her.
Speaker 1: We are coming up on a We're coming up on
Speaker 1: a year of the time I almost died. Everybody, is
Speaker 1: it a year?
Speaker 2: It feels like it just happened.
Speaker 1: It was July of last year, July seventh, tweets if
Speaker 1: it felt like it.
Speaker 2: Was this, Okay, so let me go back. We almost
Speaker 2: lost you last year.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, God, damn it, this is this is
Speaker 2: this why killer right here? Because that was a lot.
Speaker 2: It was a lot for me. I just wasn't expecting
Speaker 2: it to was James watching it with you. Oh fuck no,
Speaker 2: I never would have made it. He would have never
Speaker 2: shut up if I had watched it with them.
Speaker 1: No, well, Dave would have just said, I'm not watching this,
Speaker 1: this is gru He would have just like refused. So
Speaker 1: I had it. This is what we do. Like so
Speaker 1: when we're at the beach, because this house is very small,
Speaker 1: so he sits on the couch and I saw on
Speaker 1: the other side of the couch, I plug my laptop
Speaker 1: and put my aarpods in and then I pull up
Speaker 1: like the two screens right like what I'm watching and
Speaker 1: when I'm writing notes. And he never like walked behind
Speaker 1: me and saw it, saw it. But I did a
Speaker 1: couple I did laugh a couple of times, Like when
Speaker 1: I was texting with Matt. He was like, very Paine,
Speaker 1: protect yourself.
Speaker 2: Look away.
Speaker 1: I don't know what this is, but it's not for you.
Speaker 1: And I was laughing. And I was laughing at when
Speaker 1: I was texting you about the tri PENI like, what
Speaker 1: was going on with the triple the triple Dick? And
Speaker 1: I was laughing and he's like, what are you laughing at?
Speaker 1: I go, it's about nkedness. Do you really want to
Speaker 1: hear it? He goes No. He probably meant like, if
Speaker 1: it was naked girls, I want to hear about it,
Speaker 1: but I don't want to hear about some naked old tan,
Speaker 1: old white dand dudes.
Speaker 3: It was it was the saggage that was the big
Speaker 3: that was what was upsetting.
Speaker 1: He was a lot a sagging and I didn't feel
Speaker 1: that this was much of a neighbor story. Right, if
Speaker 1: he would have stayed in San Diego, it would have
Speaker 1: been a neighbor story.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it took a turn, and I will say this,
Speaker 3: see most definitely earned his solo episode.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Oh Sandy still alive.
Speaker 1: It has to be. He was only seventy one when
Speaker 1: this was filmed.
Speaker 2: And when was it filmed?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Seems like somebody some of these were
Speaker 1: from twenty twenty two and someone from twenty twenty five.
Speaker 1: So let's do you know what we're gonna do. We're
Speaker 1: gonna do what we call Google on air. Okay, we're
Speaker 1: gonna see Danny from Neighbors, San Diego. Okay, I'm licking
Speaker 1: when it comes up.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: Danny Schmaccowsky, often called Yellow Thong Guy all right, is
Speaker 1: a seventy two year old San Diego local and a
Speaker 1: perpetual political candidate who became the breakouts star on the
Speaker 1: HBO reality series Neighbors. And let's just find out how
Speaker 1: his fame led to a brief trip to a Florida
Speaker 1: nudest colony, a highly discussed only bands presence, and a
Speaker 1: surge in public visibility. Read more about his backstory here
Speaker 1: on the Hollywood Reporter, or local coverage is San Diego Tribune.
Speaker 1: So just google Danny from Neighbors and all this comes
Speaker 1: up and you can click. He seems to be with us,
Speaker 1: and he got an article in the Hollywood Reporter and
Speaker 1: in the San Diego Tribune how a local.
Speaker 2: Framed and hanging on the Oh my god.
Speaker 1: And then we have Dan Schmithkowski, mayoral candidate twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: So yeah, okay, all right, he's still kicking it. Good
Speaker 1: for you, Danny.
Speaker 3: Good for you, Danny for representing all the Saggie dicks,
Speaker 3: it being the voice of the still a Rice movement.
Speaker 2: Thank you Danny.
Speaker 1: You know, we didn't know that Danny was who we
Speaker 1: needed to lead us into. Okay, oh my lord, yeah
Speaker 1: that was funny. Thank you Danny, and thank you Keisha
Speaker 1: forcovering Neighbors with me. Of course we did it. We
Speaker 1: did it, and we did cover the one episode of
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Speaker 2: Me, she is. I want when she kills you, k
Speaker 2: you like record it.
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Speaker 1: because we're going to talk about some very secret think. No,
Speaker 1: we're not. We're just gonna we're gonna have fun. It's
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Speaker 2: So hey, hey, that's it.
Speaker 1: We'll be back next week for Love After lock Up.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you, thank you. Who can't wait to
Speaker 1: get back and listen? Be careful what you wish for it.
Speaker 1: Maybe a terrible.
Speaker 2: Batch, but they look extra stupid. Yeah, it'll be.
Speaker 1: We'll be on tooth Watch. We'll be on the tooth Watch.
Speaker 2: That's it.
Speaker 1: I'll see you guys tomorrow for TLC Tuesday with Kimberly. Okay,
Speaker 1: bye bye