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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Monday, monk

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<v Speaker 1>Shot Monday, Monarch Monday, Makeshift Monday, Neighbors Monday.

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<v Speaker 2>And Mondays like it's just all the ms.

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<v Speaker 1>It's uh the last Monday, moon Moon Monday. We got

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<v Speaker 1>moon Moo coming back.

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<v Speaker 2>We got Moo moo coming back. Yes we do.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, so and I know everyone's so excited, so are we. Yes,

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<v Speaker 3>you know it's it's one of our faves to watch

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<v Speaker 3>and to cover.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, because they don't need to make us wait that

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<v Speaker 2>long anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>This is silly stretch. This is ridiculous that we've had

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<v Speaker 1>to wait this long for our program. We have never

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<v Speaker 1>had to wait this long. So thank thank you, baby,

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<v Speaker 1>Jesus baby, all all the babies that uh it is

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<v Speaker 1>coming back this Friday day. Love after lock I's come

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<v Speaker 1>at this Friday. So Monday, next Monday, you will have

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<v Speaker 1>a brand new much shot Monday from us and we

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<v Speaker 1>will be grateful. But today, so we're finishing up Neighbors. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hmm episodes five and six. Now, I got so many

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<v Speaker 1>dms and things that people going, have you watched it?

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<v Speaker 1>Have you watched it? And I'm like, no, I'll you

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<v Speaker 1>know me. I'm a last minute girl. I do it

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<v Speaker 1>the night before. Even Keisha was like, have you gotten

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<v Speaker 1>to it yet? I'm like, no, I knew you hadn't.

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<v Speaker 2>There's no way.

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<v Speaker 3>She. I looked at Jason said Mary pay has not

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<v Speaker 3>watched episode six.

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<v Speaker 2>He's like, well, how do you don't say?

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<v Speaker 3>Because she hasn't text me, and when she watches it,

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<v Speaker 3>she's going to text me if she has a dot

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<v Speaker 3>of a stroke after she sees all the ship that

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<v Speaker 3>we had to see.

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<v Speaker 2>I just eat. My eyes will never be that. My

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<v Speaker 2>eyes are blurry today because it was it was. It was.

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<v Speaker 2>It was a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>It was a lot. And I was telling you that that.

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<v Speaker 1>People were texting me like, oh, I can't wait till

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<v Speaker 1>you get to this nudest episode. And it was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, big deal, what's this a little nudity? I

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<v Speaker 1>don't care. It's always old, wrinkling tan people anyway, so

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<v Speaker 1>who cares. I don't care.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know it to be so when people were

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<v Speaker 3>saying that, yeah, they didn't like give great details. So

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<v Speaker 3>when he came on the screen, I'm like, well, this

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<v Speaker 3>is nothing like he just has a G string.

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<v Speaker 2>On, right, So I thought that was it.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I mean too. It wasn't me too. And

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<v Speaker 1>then we saw a couple of times with him naked

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<v Speaker 1>on his only fans or whatever, and I was like,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, okay whatever. I didn't know it was going

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<v Speaker 1>to go the just a full nudis neck and neckd

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<v Speaker 1>everybody nked it is.

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<v Speaker 3>So it always amazes me, like at these nudest colonies,

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<v Speaker 3>like the people are the exact same stint tone, that

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<v Speaker 3>leathery skin tone color.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I don't know, they're all the same.

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<v Speaker 3>It's like they are all went to the same spray

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<v Speaker 3>tanny person and said we all want to be this

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<v Speaker 3>particular color.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know how they do that. Is it just

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<v Speaker 2>they're just always in the sun.

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<v Speaker 1>They're always in the sun. And he apparently only puts

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<v Speaker 1>sunscreen on his face because you see him constantly putting

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<v Speaker 1>that white zinc on his face. I was like, you

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<v Speaker 1>need to do the whole thing, all right, let's get

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<v Speaker 1>into it now. Also, did you realize I did not

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<v Speaker 1>realize that Neighbors the whole series was done by Jason

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<v Speaker 1>Blum Blumhouse Productions. No, yeah, Jason Blum, this is Blumhouse Productions,

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<v Speaker 1>all of it. The whole series is done by the Blumhouse. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>he does heart, he does horror movies.

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<v Speaker 2>That's hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because well it was horror, a lot of horror.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it really was, like it scared me several things

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<v Speaker 2>that both episodes scared me a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And I thought, I'm gonna tell Keisha that because

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're into horror movies. I mean I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not into horror movies, but I know about Jason

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<v Speaker 1>Blum and Blumhouse.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, right, that was a shocker. He needs to

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<v Speaker 2>stick to like the whole.

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<v Speaker 1>Who Well, let's first talk about episode five, which is

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<v Speaker 1>the Halloween Competition. And I do have to put on

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<v Speaker 1>my giant rkle readers because I have my contacts in.

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<v Speaker 1>It's a long story, okay. So episode five is called

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<v Speaker 1>the Halloween Competition, and the first story is not about

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<v Speaker 1>a Halloween competition. It's in SeeMe Valley with Ruby versus Linda.

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<v Speaker 1>Now sometimes Ruby, sometimes Ruby is called Robin. I think

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<v Speaker 1>Linda calls her Robin by her government name, just to

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<v Speaker 1>piss her off because she doesn't want to like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>call her Ruby. So we meet Linda first. Linda is

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<v Speaker 1>a white, older lady who says seven years ago, she

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<v Speaker 1>and Robin had problems start because of a fence that

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<v Speaker 1>she Linda put up and paid for. But the fence

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<v Speaker 1>becomes dilapidated. So Robin says, I received a letter that

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<v Speaker 1>I'm required to give Linda a brand new fence, and

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<v Speaker 1>I said no, and then Linda got vindictive towards me,

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<v Speaker 1>and Linda says, what good neighbors will take care of

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<v Speaker 1>the fence. Now, right here is my first problem. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Linda put up the fence. Yeah, so why doesn't Linda

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<v Speaker 1>have to replace the fence. Why is it on the

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<v Speaker 1>next door neighbor to replace Robin didn't put the fence up.

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<v Speaker 2>So this is from my understanding.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, and collectively collectively we all know I don't understand

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<v Speaker 3>things all the way. Well, so it has been historically proven,

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<v Speaker 3>but from what I think, because like with our neighbors,

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<v Speaker 3>we have a shared fence uh huh on one side

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<v Speaker 3>and the other side.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh huh.

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<v Speaker 3>So I have been told that one that you can

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<v Speaker 3>kind of go half on a fence.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, we're both gonna share.

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<v Speaker 3>You pay half, I pay half, or in like this case,

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<v Speaker 3>since Linda decided to do well, I'm gonna do it

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<v Speaker 3>this time, next time you do it.

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<v Speaker 2>So it is Robin's turn as far as I see it.

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<v Speaker 1>But there was no fence there before, and it was

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<v Speaker 1>Linda's choice to put the fence up, so you know

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<v Speaker 1>what I mean. So Robin's like, there was no fence

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<v Speaker 1>there before, so now why do I have to replace it?

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<v Speaker 1>So I see both sides, yeah, because like where we are,

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<v Speaker 1>my extra neighbor fenced his whole yard, and we when

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<v Speaker 1>we built a fence just to keep people from using

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<v Speaker 1>our yard as like a cross through, we just built

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<v Speaker 1>across attached to his on his side, attached to neighbors

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<v Speaker 1>on the other side, just attached. But we didn't build

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<v Speaker 1>the side walls, you know what I mean. We just

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<v Speaker 1>didn't across. But I don't see where if something happens

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<v Speaker 1>just attached on one side, which of course we asked

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<v Speaker 1>before we did it, because he put that fence up

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<v Speaker 1>to fence in his whole yard. So what does that

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<v Speaker 1>have to do with me? I mean, I guess I

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<v Speaker 1>just don't. I guess I just understand both sides here.

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<v Speaker 3>You know, it's it is a weird thing when you

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<v Speaker 3>think about all of these episodes that we have watched.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, the majority of them have had something to do

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<v Speaker 2>with a fucking road or fence.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, yes, which is it's not that serious, but I guess, well,

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<v Speaker 3>I guess so if part of our fence fell down,

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<v Speaker 3>we would have to go to the neighbor and say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>how do you want to do this?

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<v Speaker 2>And then you figured out even though.

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<v Speaker 3>My one neighbor I like don't ever want to talk

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<v Speaker 3>to him, like ever, like if someone would to say, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>they found fifteen dead bodies in his house, I believe it.

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<v Speaker 1>But was the fence there when you got there?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, the fifth they were here because we bought this

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<v Speaker 2>Was already up.

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<v Speaker 1>So that's the question though, So that was already there,

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<v Speaker 1>So you and the neighbor have both enjoyed the fence

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<v Speaker 1>that was already there. But in this situation, Ruby's just

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<v Speaker 1>living her life and Linda put a fence up, right.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, And I would want to put a fence up

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<v Speaker 3>if I live next door to Ruby, me too, move definitely, yes.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we see all this dramatic footage, like the

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<v Speaker 1>whole fence falls down. Ruby says, Linda destroyed it. On purpose,

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<v Speaker 1>and Linda had tied a tree to it. I was confused,

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<v Speaker 1>but when it fell, that's when all the problems began. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>So these we see them yelling at each other, we

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<v Speaker 1>see the police come. Ruby says she has twenty two

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<v Speaker 1>security cameras, and then we see.

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<v Speaker 3>Like, it's not that big enough to require twenty two cameras, really.

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<v Speaker 1>But then Ruby says she wants to get a permanent

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<v Speaker 1>restraining order against Linda because Lina, Linda is a drama

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<v Speaker 1>queen with mental problems. So we agree, but so was Ruby.

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<v Speaker 3>I it, Yeah, definitely the pot calling the kettle black, right,

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<v Speaker 3>and they both instead of argument about the fist, they

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<v Speaker 3>should go half on a psychiatrist and maybe they could

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<v Speaker 3>get a discounted break because they both need a pill,

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<v Speaker 3>well pill.

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<v Speaker 1>So Linda is listening through her kitchen whin to Ruby's

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<v Speaker 1>interview and she're hustling. Yeah, she's hustling, got its finest.

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<v Speaker 1>She's a lie fucking bitch, and she's like, Robin, I've

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<v Speaker 1>been listening to you for twenty minutes. I have heard

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<v Speaker 1>lies and some that I could prove in court.

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<v Speaker 2>They are really close.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean it looked like a little bathroom window as

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<v Speaker 3>she could hear everything that Robert Ruby was saying.

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<v Speaker 1>It seems like a tiny little alley between. Yeah, you

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<v Speaker 1>would maybe just like walk through to put your trash

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<v Speaker 1>cans or something on the very very side. Yeah, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>hold on, let me make sure my thing is on.

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<v Speaker 1>Do not disturb because messages are coming in from Anna.

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<v Speaker 1>Lord knows once they start. Okay, boy, okay, okay. So

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<v Speaker 1>I think Dave wrote, hey kids, we haven't heard from

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<v Speaker 1>you today, and Anna wrote back, we died. Okay, that's great, Anna,

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<v Speaker 1>that's super helpful. So because they're they're home alone. Oh man,

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<v Speaker 1>So Ruby goes, she's attacked, she's attacking me. She walks

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<v Speaker 1>in her house. Okay, so she's not being attacked. An

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<v Speaker 1>old lady is yelling out of her kitchen window at you.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. So Ruby says, as long.

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<v Speaker 1>As I can remember, I have been in front of

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<v Speaker 1>a camera and had an audience. I did female wrestling.

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<v Speaker 1>I got to wrestle Andy Kaufman. Then we get a

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<v Speaker 1>lot of real quick shots of her neck and okay,

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<v Speaker 1>she's posing boots mm hmm, everything, the whole everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I will surprised because it when they get the puss

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<v Speaker 3>and booth shot. I was surprised, okay, because thus far

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<v Speaker 3>we haven't seen anything like that. Boy, they just saved

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<v Speaker 3>all of it for the last two episodes.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah they did. Yeah really, yeah, yeah they did that.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you're hooked now, and now we're gonna really give

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<v Speaker 1>you something. So we see her posing for adult magazines,

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<v Speaker 1>and she had all these costumes and things, and she says, so,

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<v Speaker 1>I had all these costumes and things for when I

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<v Speaker 1>was like a stripper and a poser and blah blah blah.

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<v Speaker 1>So I decided to put it on YouTube. In the

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<v Speaker 1>early days of YouTube, I do my routines, I do

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<v Speaker 1>my burlesque, and I am known as Miss Ruby Tuesday.

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<v Speaker 2>So we see a zillion quick cuts of.

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<v Speaker 1>Her doing hey hey, hey, Hey, hey hey hey, which

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<v Speaker 3>I'll tell you what, if you started off your videos

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<v Speaker 3>showing me your angry bush, I'm not gonna be wanting

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<v Speaker 3>to see your fucking cooking videos because all I'm gonna

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<v Speaker 2>He into server videos.

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<v Speaker 1>What hip replacement? Okay, she says, And then my neighbor

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<v Speaker 1>was nuts and I put that on YouTube. Well that'll

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<v Speaker 1>always get you some traffic because I do a crazy

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<v Speaker 1>neighbor story. Yeah yeah, I do love.

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<v Speaker 2>It so we can boost up our shit.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, I see it on TikTok and I stop.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's a crazy neighbor story.

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<v Speaker 2>It's funny, funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So she goes and you know what, my favorite thing

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<v Speaker 1>to do was got me the most traffic was my

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<v Speaker 1>bikini videos. But now I can't even make my bikini

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<v Speaker 1>videos because of my neighbor. So she's she shows that

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<v Speaker 1>she's going out to make her bikini videos, and Linda's like,

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<v Speaker 1>you're a horror like screaming at her.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, I feel like the only people that want to

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<v Speaker 3>see Ruby Tuesday in a bikini are all the men

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<v Speaker 3>from episode six.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

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<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah yeah yeah. So Linda is horrified by Ruby

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<v Speaker 1>and her videos. It says Ruby Robin is so trashy

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<v Speaker 1>and I have all the evidence that Robin has been

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<v Speaker 1>order put against me, that will give me a criminal record.

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<v Speaker 1>And I've never even had a parking ticket, And I say,

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<v Speaker 1>you've also never seen a razor or a tweezer because Linda,

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<v Speaker 1>something's happened on.

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<v Speaker 3>That they both need to go visit a meds ball

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<v Speaker 3>just for hair treatments, if nothing else, just hair treatments.

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<v Speaker 2>And let's not forget.

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<v Speaker 3>Linda also had to tell us she's got bigger titties

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<v Speaker 3>than Robinda.

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<v Speaker 1>That was so funny, Linda, is this elderly eighty Because

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<v Speaker 1>first of all, I've always had bigger boobs.

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, okay, all right, okay, please don't show

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<v Speaker 2>us like we believe you. We don't need evidence or

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<v Speaker 2>anything like that. We we believe you.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you think they're that? Do you think they're the

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<v Speaker 2>You know, part of me feels like they are.

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<v Speaker 3>It seems to be a little bit of jealousy on

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<v Speaker 2>Just for that. I mean, just take that comment. I've

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it was like, you don't see me being trashy

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<v Speaker 1>on the internet, so you'll most days I feel like

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<v Speaker 1>I'm doing everything right, but yet somehow I just feel off,

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<v Speaker 1>Lord knows, I'm sure I have so many gaps in

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<v Speaker 1>Shade sent you. Then we hear so Linda is talking

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<v Speaker 1>to the production and we hear a door slam behind her,

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<v Speaker 1>and Linda goes, oh, look over there here my resident squatters,

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<v Speaker 1>the two other people that live here, and how we

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<v Speaker 1>go into a whole other story.

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<v Speaker 2>Like she had two stories in one.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, she says, two months, after two months of

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<v Speaker 1>doing nothing that they said they would do, I have

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<v Speaker 1>asked these two to move out. I've lost seven months

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<v Speaker 1>of rent because they won't leave. So here is Tom.

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<v Speaker 1>Tom is her tenant, and he goes, I don't know

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<v Speaker 1>what Linda's talking about. All she does is lie, we

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<v Speaker 1>moved in to help her with home projects in exchange

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<v Speaker 1>for rent, and we just said, no, we're not going

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<v Speaker 1>to help you spy on your neighbor. So he's sitting

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<v Speaker 1>there in the front yard doing something and she comes

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<v Speaker 1>up behind him, and he looks behind him and goes, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>is that Linda, Hello, you fat bitch?

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<v Speaker 2>I was like, girl, look in my house. You're not

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<v Speaker 2>even allowed to call an animal fat bitch.

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<v Speaker 3>Let alone, you're telling the homeowner who you don't pay

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<v Speaker 3>rent for your colleague car a fat Linda can't catch

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<v Speaker 3>a break.

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<v Speaker 1>She can't. Now they are in California, who they have

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<v Speaker 1>very strict squatter's laws, and so these people know that.

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<v Speaker 1>So they're never going to be forced to move out.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody will end up dead here.

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<v Speaker 3>See them on the ID channel in two point five years.

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<v Speaker 1>And uh, Tom goes, I hate that Robbins had to

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<v Speaker 1>deal with this for twenty years. I could barely deal

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<v Speaker 1>with her for eight months. I mean, you do have

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<v Speaker 1>a choice, you can move. Yeah, so we see her

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<v Speaker 1>banging on the door telling Tom turns music down when

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<v Speaker 1>he's showering, and now she's outside yelling at him about

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<v Speaker 1>his little remote controlled car. And he said, you old

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<v Speaker 1>scary bat, Linda go die shit. Damn Tom's pretty orlean,

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<v Speaker 1>that he's pretty fucking bold.

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<v Speaker 3>London must not have children, that she must not have children,

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<v Speaker 3>or she may must not have.

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<v Speaker 2>Children who live in the area.

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<v Speaker 3>Because I was so yeah, I was so called by

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<v Speaker 3>son to com beat this man up and kiss somebody's

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<v Speaker 3>ass real quick.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, hold on, our fat bishops, old are to die.

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<v Speaker 1>It's terrible.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bad.

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<v Speaker 1>So then we see him racing little mini cars on

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<v Speaker 1>a track, and then he tells us that he owns

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<v Speaker 1>now we meet his girlfriend, Cynthia, and Tom says, you know, well,

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<v Speaker 1>what happened was I got kicked out for not paying

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<v Speaker 1>my rent. I got evicted and we had nowhere to go,

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<v Speaker 1>and Cynthia goes and then I thought of Linda, and

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<v Speaker 1>Linda told us we could just stay there and we

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<v Speaker 1>didn't have to worry about rent. Okay, oh okay, I

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<v Speaker 1>don't know, and I don't know how did Cynthia know Linda,

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<v Speaker 1>we didn't even find that.

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<v Speaker 3>We didn't explain that because there's a there's an age

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<v Speaker 3>gap between the two of them, so it's like, how

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<v Speaker 3>are they friends?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like the deal probably was what Linda said,

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<v Speaker 3>if you guys come here.

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<v Speaker 2>Help me out, help me get to my house, y'all

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<v Speaker 2>can stay. Yeah. But wasn't he the one to put

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<v Speaker 2>up the fence. Uh, well, he's supposed to be doing

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<v Speaker 2>something with the fence.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>There was something with him an a fence.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know about him and the Because the fence

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<v Speaker 1>was started seven years ago and this is only eight months.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that he was supposed to fix the fence

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<v Speaker 2>or something. Be that as it may. He has not

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<v Speaker 2>done any work on Linda's house.

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<v Speaker 1>No, he's just living for free and racing his little

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<v Speaker 1>remote control cars. So then we go, okay, So Linda says,

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<v Speaker 1>regarding the two battles she's involved in, one with the

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<v Speaker 1>You know, Ruby would kill me if she could, because

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<v Speaker 1>I know she's got a criminal record. Then we see

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<v Speaker 1>Ruby not for murder, murder. We see Ruby watching video

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<v Speaker 1>of her own crime on the news. Turns out her

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<v Speaker 1>crime is this, She was in a relationship with the

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<v Speaker 1>guy for six years and had no idea he was married.

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<v Speaker 1>So when she found out, she created a website before

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<v Speaker 1>websites were a thing, before MySpace, and put their sex

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<v Speaker 1>videos on the website.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I think that's pretty fucking funny. Actually, I mean,

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<v Speaker 2>I want the world to know you're a cheater.

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<v Speaker 1>And this before we had revenge, peorn and stuff. I

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<v Speaker 1>mean she started at all. Yeah, right, so she's she

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<v Speaker 1>has she has like videos of all their sex toys.

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<v Speaker 1>She has video of them having sex. So she says, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I spent seven months in jail for that, and after that,

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<v Speaker 1>I've never trusted anyone and if somebody hurts me, I

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<v Speaker 1>lash back. Linda goes, you know, I do worry about

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<v Speaker 1>my own mental state. I dream of running Ruby over

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<v Speaker 1>in my car. That's bad. Did we see Ruby is

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<v Speaker 1>now in the car with Gary, her ex.

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<v Speaker 2>We don't know if it's the guy with the sex videos.

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<v Speaker 2>It's an ex.

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<v Speaker 1>He's driving her to court, and we see both of

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<v Speaker 1>them going to court and like business lady outfice, which

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<v Speaker 1>was hilarious. Ruby wins. Ruby gets a restraining order against Linda. Now,

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<v Speaker 1>how you stay with an x amount of feet with

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<v Speaker 1>somebody when literally you live next door.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't get it. I mean, will you have a

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<v Speaker 2>restraining order?

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<v Speaker 3>Does that mean like you cannot talk to the person,

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<v Speaker 3>So Linda can't scream at her? That all under that

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<v Speaker 3>So I think basically that's what she said. You can't

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<v Speaker 3>fucking talk to me or harass me with your mouth.

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<v Speaker 3>There's nothing I can really do about the space. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>I think that's what she ultimately wants to. So just

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<v Speaker 3>the leavers like, shot the fuck up Linda, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>So we see Linda, she's bitching about her attorney and

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<v Speaker 1>then she fires him, and Ruby says, the truth is,

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<v Speaker 1>I have a vindictive nature. So I'm gonna get my

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<v Speaker 1>friend Tom to serve this restraining order against Linda because

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<v Speaker 1>the court didn't do it, so it was it was granted,

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00:21:43.880 --> 00:21:44.720
<v Speaker 1>but someone has.

424
00:21:44.559 --> 00:21:45.799
<v Speaker 2>To physically serve it to her.

425
00:21:46.200 --> 00:21:48.519
<v Speaker 1>So she gets her friend Tom, who's going to dress

426
00:21:48.599 --> 00:21:51.599
<v Speaker 1>up in a surgeon costume. Not only does he dress,

427
00:21:51.720 --> 00:21:54.599
<v Speaker 1>he puts like the headlights around his neck as if

428
00:21:54.640 --> 00:21:56.559
<v Speaker 1>he just literally stepped out of the o R and

429
00:21:56.599 --> 00:21:57.440
<v Speaker 1>stepping right back in.

430
00:21:58.799 --> 00:22:00.640
<v Speaker 3>I guess he said, you know, says, I'm going to

431
00:22:00.680 --> 00:22:03.359
<v Speaker 3>be on this HBO show in case they needed an

432
00:22:03.359 --> 00:22:05.680
<v Speaker 3>extra on er or anything like that.

433
00:22:05.759 --> 00:22:07.359
<v Speaker 2>I'm your guy. Yeah, I'm ready.

434
00:22:08.559 --> 00:22:12.200
<v Speaker 1>So he they figure out where she is. She's gone

435
00:22:12.200 --> 00:22:16.359
<v Speaker 1>to panera for lunch, and at one point she starts choking.

436
00:22:16.440 --> 00:22:20.039
<v Speaker 1>I was like, oh my god, gonna end with Linda

437
00:22:20.119 --> 00:22:22.119
<v Speaker 1>choking up this par.

438
00:22:22.359 --> 00:22:24.759
<v Speaker 2>They can't even eat a fucking salad with that almost dying.

439
00:22:24.920 --> 00:22:29.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh my. But then Tom and the surgeon costume comes in,

440
00:22:29.440 --> 00:22:32.880
<v Speaker 1>and then Ruby has her little tiny camera filming the

441
00:22:32.920 --> 00:22:36.880
<v Speaker 1>whole thing, and she serves the he serves the paper,

442
00:22:37.640 --> 00:22:39.720
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, okay, really, get out of here, get

443
00:22:39.720 --> 00:22:42.039
<v Speaker 1>out of here, and she calls the cops. It's like,

444
00:22:42.079 --> 00:22:48.720
<v Speaker 1>I'm at Panera's. I'm at Panera's Paneras and the cops arriving.

445
00:22:49.119 --> 00:22:51.920
<v Speaker 1>They go, there's no crime here. She goes, no, there's

446
00:22:51.920 --> 00:22:55.160
<v Speaker 1>a restraining order. And they approached me. They're sitting over

447
00:22:55.200 --> 00:22:58.119
<v Speaker 1>there on the del taco. I'm afraid. I'm afraid. I'm

448
00:22:58.160 --> 00:23:03.160
<v Speaker 1>afraid to leave. I mean, then we see Ruby doing

449
00:23:03.200 --> 00:23:06.279
<v Speaker 1>bikini shots in her backyard yep, and then we see

450
00:23:06.319 --> 00:23:08.759
<v Speaker 1>Linda crying and watching a horror movie and then that's

451
00:23:08.759 --> 00:23:13.400
<v Speaker 1>the end of it, as per usual. No, no, nothing,

452
00:23:13.720 --> 00:23:14.559
<v Speaker 1>it's no closure.

453
00:23:15.559 --> 00:23:18.359
<v Speaker 3>I feel like there was more drama going on within

454
00:23:18.640 --> 00:23:20.960
<v Speaker 3>the walls of Linda's house than.

455
00:23:20.880 --> 00:23:21.559
<v Speaker 2>With her neighbor.

456
00:23:22.680 --> 00:23:25.519
<v Speaker 1>That was a better story. But again, now we're gonna

457
00:23:25.519 --> 00:23:29.559
<v Speaker 1>do in Bloomfield, New Jersey, otis versus Nelson, and again

458
00:23:29.599 --> 00:23:33.680
<v Speaker 1>there's another side story here. It's crazy, I tell you what,

459
00:23:34.079 --> 00:23:34.839
<v Speaker 1>Mary Payne.

460
00:23:35.200 --> 00:23:39.079
<v Speaker 3>Yes, nothing screams a little dick energy more than two

461
00:23:39.160 --> 00:23:41.880
<v Speaker 3>men fighting over Halloween decorations.

462
00:23:42.359 --> 00:23:45.119
<v Speaker 1>I mean, really, now, I know that Halloween is your

463
00:23:45.160 --> 00:23:49.759
<v Speaker 1>favorite holiday, Yes it is. So I was kind of deep, okay,

464
00:23:49.839 --> 00:23:53.519
<v Speaker 1>all right, I was excited to see what you thought

465
00:23:53.519 --> 00:23:53.720
<v Speaker 1>of this.

466
00:23:54.599 --> 00:23:59.160
<v Speaker 3>It's not that deep, okay. And both of them were

467
00:23:59.160 --> 00:24:01.839
<v Speaker 3>trashy to me. If you asked me if I were

468
00:24:01.960 --> 00:24:07.240
<v Speaker 3>judge judging their homes, yes, I just I mean, I

469
00:24:07.279 --> 00:24:07.960
<v Speaker 3>didn't get it.

470
00:24:08.599 --> 00:24:12.119
<v Speaker 2>I just cannot believe that there was straight up beef.

471
00:24:12.799 --> 00:24:14.799
<v Speaker 2>Yeah about Halloween decorations.

472
00:24:14.880 --> 00:24:17.200
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and they want to win, they want to win,

473
00:24:17.319 --> 00:24:18.160
<v Speaker 1>but what are they willing?

474
00:24:18.559 --> 00:24:19.559
<v Speaker 2>What was the prize?

475
00:24:19.880 --> 00:24:22.799
<v Speaker 1>Now it is the prize ten thousand dollars or is

476
00:24:22.839 --> 00:24:24.079
<v Speaker 1>it just you get to say I won?

477
00:24:25.079 --> 00:24:26.839
<v Speaker 3>I think you get to say you won, and you

478
00:24:26.920 --> 00:24:28.839
<v Speaker 3>get like one of those little signs in your yard

479
00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:33.880
<v Speaker 3>saying that Halloween, Yeah, this winner two thousand whatever.

480
00:24:34.119 --> 00:24:34.960
<v Speaker 2>Okay, think that's it?

481
00:24:35.559 --> 00:24:40.039
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, all right, So we meet Nelson. Nelson says he

482
00:24:40.200 --> 00:24:42.920
<v Speaker 1>is known in the neighborhood as the go to house

483
00:24:42.920 --> 00:24:46.559
<v Speaker 1>for Halloween decorations. Every year he makes it new and fresh,

484
00:24:47.359 --> 00:24:52.200
<v Speaker 1>unlike his neighbor Otis. Otis is straight store baughed. Even

485
00:24:52.240 --> 00:24:55.079
<v Speaker 1>though Otis and he used to be friends, and Otis

486
00:24:55.160 --> 00:24:58.000
<v Speaker 1>learned everything he knew from Nelson, Nelson still is shitting

487
00:24:58.039 --> 00:25:02.079
<v Speaker 1>all over what Otis is saying. Now, Nelson Is, his

488
00:25:02.160 --> 00:25:05.519
<v Speaker 1>name is Nelson Santos. He is a white guy, could

489
00:25:05.519 --> 00:25:07.720
<v Speaker 1>be Hispanic. He appears to be a white guy to me,

490
00:25:07.799 --> 00:25:10.759
<v Speaker 1>and Otis is a black guy. Okay, I can try to.

491
00:25:10.759 --> 00:25:14.640
<v Speaker 3>Get over the Otis to me, if your name is Otis,

492
00:25:14.680 --> 00:25:16.920
<v Speaker 3>you need to be ninety nine years old. I just

493
00:25:16.960 --> 00:25:20.880
<v Speaker 3>cannot get past this guy in his thirties being Otis.

494
00:25:20.960 --> 00:25:26.680
<v Speaker 1>And his son is Odin od n Okay, so Otis says,

495
00:25:27.519 --> 00:25:30.960
<v Speaker 1>all the attention on Nelson with his Halloween decorations sort

496
00:25:31.000 --> 00:25:33.680
<v Speaker 1>of lit the creative fire in me, and I wanted

497
00:25:34.160 --> 00:25:37.279
<v Speaker 1>I wanted the attention, and so now the attention is

498
00:25:37.319 --> 00:25:40.359
<v Speaker 1>starting to shift to my Halloween decorations, and Nelson doesn't

499
00:25:40.400 --> 00:25:44.559
<v Speaker 1>like it. Mm hmm okay. So they're saying, we're both

500
00:25:44.599 --> 00:25:47.480
<v Speaker 1>really competitive. Nobody wants to lose. And we meet the

501
00:25:47.559 --> 00:25:52.200
<v Speaker 1>judges Patricia, Aaron, and Donald and we see the twenty

502
00:25:52.279 --> 00:25:56.799
<v Speaker 1>twenty four Bloomfield, New Jersey Halloween competition is beginning. We

503
00:25:56.839 --> 00:25:59.640
<v Speaker 1>see all the judges walking around like this has no

504
00:25:59.720 --> 00:26:02.640
<v Speaker 1>story or where are we going with.

505
00:26:02.599 --> 00:26:04.079
<v Speaker 2>This devil arc? It doesn't.

506
00:26:04.079 --> 00:26:05.680
<v Speaker 1>I mean, it's very serious.

507
00:26:05.799 --> 00:26:07.000
<v Speaker 2>They're taking it very seriously.

508
00:26:07.200 --> 00:26:07.960
<v Speaker 1>Where do I get it?

509
00:26:08.039 --> 00:26:13.160
<v Speaker 3>I respect the seriousness of Halloween decor, but it's not

510
00:26:13.200 --> 00:26:13.759
<v Speaker 3>this serious.

511
00:26:13.880 --> 00:26:16.079
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I know because you do love Halloween.

512
00:26:16.680 --> 00:26:19.799
<v Speaker 3>Oh you you want to make me happy, you send

513
00:26:19.839 --> 00:26:20.920
<v Speaker 3>me Halloween decorps.

514
00:26:21.200 --> 00:26:22.480
<v Speaker 1>Okay, okay.

515
00:26:22.559 --> 00:26:22.920
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

516
00:26:23.000 --> 00:26:27.119
<v Speaker 1>So now we meet Otis's wife, Sasha, and she says,

517
00:26:27.640 --> 00:26:30.680
<v Speaker 1>oh my god. Nelson says, Otis is stealing his idea.

518
00:26:30.720 --> 00:26:33.720
<v Speaker 1>But even though he gets on my last nerve with

519
00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:37.960
<v Speaker 1>this Halloween stuff, Otis is not stealing his ideas. He's

520
00:26:38.000 --> 00:26:40.400
<v Speaker 1>outside working on that stuff all day every day, and

521
00:26:40.440 --> 00:26:44.200
<v Speaker 1>I don't see Nelson doing nothing. And Sasha in the

522
00:26:44.279 --> 00:26:45.960
<v Speaker 1>kitchen goes. If I would have known he was listening

523
00:26:45.960 --> 00:26:47.400
<v Speaker 1>to it, I would not have married him.

524
00:26:47.839 --> 00:26:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Can you talk about that shit all the time? Okay,

525
00:26:50.920 --> 00:26:52.680
<v Speaker 2>they probably have sex and their pillow.

526
00:26:52.440 --> 00:26:55.079
<v Speaker 1>Talk and some talking about Halloween decorations like November one

527
00:26:55.119 --> 00:26:56.200
<v Speaker 1>he's talking about next year.

528
00:26:56.319 --> 00:26:59.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that is not cute. That would drive me crazy.

529
00:27:00.279 --> 00:27:03.200
<v Speaker 1>We see Otis explaining all of his Halloween stuff and

530
00:27:03.240 --> 00:27:05.279
<v Speaker 1>he says, I didn't have a house growing up. I

531
00:27:05.279 --> 00:27:07.720
<v Speaker 1>didn't have any kind of way to have a creative outlet,

532
00:27:07.799 --> 00:27:10.519
<v Speaker 1>and this is like I get to relive my childhood

533
00:27:10.559 --> 00:27:14.799
<v Speaker 1>doing this. We see his cute son, Odin walk in.

534
00:27:15.599 --> 00:27:18.480
<v Speaker 1>This terrifying movie is on and he's explaining when the

535
00:27:18.519 --> 00:27:20.880
<v Speaker 1>men roll down their heads pop off, there's a stack

536
00:27:20.920 --> 00:27:24.599
<v Speaker 1>of skulls and the son is like, oh daddy, I'm scared.

537
00:27:25.440 --> 00:27:26.640
<v Speaker 3>And he's like, this is what we're going to do

538
00:27:26.720 --> 00:27:29.240
<v Speaker 3>to the house, basically like this is the inspiration for

539
00:27:29.279 --> 00:27:29.720
<v Speaker 3>this year.

540
00:27:29.960 --> 00:27:32.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, And the son's like, okay, stack of skulls all right.

541
00:27:33.680 --> 00:27:35.880
<v Speaker 1>So then poor Nelson's like, I try to get my

542
00:27:35.960 --> 00:27:39.039
<v Speaker 1>kids involved. They're not that interesting. So then I think

543
00:27:39.039 --> 00:27:41.200
<v Speaker 1>of it, because this has been going on a long

544
00:27:41.200 --> 00:27:41.480
<v Speaker 1>time with.

545
00:27:41.519 --> 00:27:44.359
<v Speaker 3>Nelson's oh, so this is new for Otis and his family,

546
00:27:44.400 --> 00:27:47.319
<v Speaker 3>but Nelson has been doing you know, his kids were

547
00:27:47.400 --> 00:27:49.160
<v Speaker 3>dressed up as like a vampire and the pumpkin for

548
00:27:49.200 --> 00:27:50.039
<v Speaker 3>their first Halloween.

549
00:27:50.240 --> 00:27:53.319
<v Speaker 1>Of course, of course, but now we find out that

550
00:27:53.440 --> 00:27:57.160
<v Speaker 1>Nelson's son and Otis's son, all the kids are neighborhood friends.

551
00:27:57.599 --> 00:27:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Yes.

552
00:27:58.480 --> 00:28:01.880
<v Speaker 1>Now, unfortunately, we do see Nelson and his children doing

553
00:28:02.039 --> 00:28:04.319
<v Speaker 1>a TikTok dance in front of a Make America Grade

554
00:28:04.319 --> 00:28:04.839
<v Speaker 1>Again sign.

555
00:28:05.720 --> 00:28:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Now that was scary.

556
00:28:07.480 --> 00:28:08.400
<v Speaker 1>That was scary.

557
00:28:08.559 --> 00:28:10.839
<v Speaker 3>Scared the shit out of me. I was like, this

558
00:28:10.880 --> 00:28:12.119
<v Speaker 3>is too much.

559
00:28:12.240 --> 00:28:14.559
<v Speaker 2>I need a break, time out, time out.

560
00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:18.400
<v Speaker 1>We see Nelson has a Kamala Harris poster with a

561
00:28:18.440 --> 00:28:22.440
<v Speaker 1>clown face on his car. His car tag says h

562
00:28:22.559 --> 00:28:26.000
<v Speaker 1>A L O W E N because he couldn't fit

563
00:28:26.079 --> 00:28:28.839
<v Speaker 1>it all on there. So and he has a Trump

564
00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:32.720
<v Speaker 1>Take Back America flag on the back of his car

565
00:28:33.519 --> 00:28:37.240
<v Speaker 1>and Odi to Otis said, uh, yeah, my wife is

566
00:28:37.519 --> 00:28:42.400
<v Speaker 1>offended by that Kamala Harris as a clowns Otis doesn't

567
00:28:42.400 --> 00:28:44.880
<v Speaker 1>seem to care that much about it, but he's very

568
00:28:44.960 --> 00:28:49.759
<v Speaker 1>focused on Halloween. Nelson does drive around town with a

569
00:28:49.839 --> 00:28:53.720
<v Speaker 1>giant Trump flag, and oj justs goes every day I

570
00:28:53.720 --> 00:28:56.559
<v Speaker 1>get people asking me about Nelson and his Trump signs.

571
00:28:56.839 --> 00:29:00.000
<v Speaker 1>You know, I just say, we live in a diverse neighborhood.

572
00:29:00.160 --> 00:29:03.119
<v Speaker 1>Let's stick let's stick to Halloween, no politics. What Otis

573
00:29:03.240 --> 00:29:06.680
<v Speaker 1>is trying to say is I don't want.

574
00:29:06.559 --> 00:29:07.920
<v Speaker 2>To touch that subject.

575
00:29:08.119 --> 00:29:09.200
<v Speaker 1>I already hate Nelson.

576
00:29:09.759 --> 00:29:09.920
<v Speaker 2>You know.

577
00:29:11.000 --> 00:29:14.039
<v Speaker 3>Otis also strikes me as one who's not very up

578
00:29:14.119 --> 00:29:15.680
<v Speaker 3>to date with politics either.

579
00:29:16.480 --> 00:29:18.400
<v Speaker 1>I think that's right. I think that's right.

580
00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:20.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, he's like, you know what, let me talk about

581
00:29:20.079 --> 00:29:22.119
<v Speaker 3>what I really know about and not folloween.

582
00:29:22.200 --> 00:29:25.440
<v Speaker 2>I know nothing about politics. So yeah, my wife just

583
00:29:25.440 --> 00:29:27.319
<v Speaker 2>says that's offensive. So that's what I'm gonna go with.

584
00:29:27.480 --> 00:29:29.000
<v Speaker 1>So she said that's about I don't know why I

585
00:29:29.039 --> 00:29:32.440
<v Speaker 1>would be so Otis is like, okay, it's two days

586
00:29:32.440 --> 00:29:36.000
<v Speaker 1>so Halloween. Nelson has not put out his decoration yet,

587
00:29:37.359 --> 00:29:39.839
<v Speaker 1>and we see Nelson saying it's not fully ready, but

588
00:29:39.960 --> 00:29:41.480
<v Speaker 1>it will be terrifying.

589
00:29:42.279 --> 00:29:43.079
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay.

590
00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:45.440
<v Speaker 1>Now we go to our second storyline, which is a

591
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:50.480
<v Speaker 1>man outside handing out flowers about Halloween being stupid, demonic.

592
00:29:50.519 --> 00:29:52.319
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why we had to take this left turn.

593
00:29:52.440 --> 00:29:52.799
<v Speaker 1>He knew.

594
00:29:53.440 --> 00:29:56.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it was literally a nothing burger.

595
00:29:56.160 --> 00:30:00.000
<v Speaker 1>I'm like, why, but it is another neighbor story, right,

596
00:30:00.400 --> 00:30:00.920
<v Speaker 1>I mean.

597
00:30:01.200 --> 00:30:04.480
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it was it just okay, we didn't see there

598
00:30:04.519 --> 00:30:07.039
<v Speaker 3>wasn't a lot of background, you know, it wasn't a

599
00:30:07.079 --> 00:30:08.240
<v Speaker 3>lot of meat to it at all.

600
00:30:09.559 --> 00:30:12.759
<v Speaker 1>And I wonder if they started following this guy and

601
00:30:12.799 --> 00:30:14.799
<v Speaker 1>we're like, Okay, this is gonna be a whole nother

602
00:30:14.920 --> 00:30:18.519
<v Speaker 1>spin off, and then they realized it wasn't enough there, right, Yeah,

603
00:30:18.599 --> 00:30:22.160
<v Speaker 1>it wasn't anyway. Otis gets the guy to leave because

604
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:24.000
<v Speaker 1>he's like, and you hear some lady going, don't talk

605
00:30:24.039 --> 00:30:25.839
<v Speaker 1>to kids without their parents, you know, so get them

606
00:30:25.880 --> 00:30:28.680
<v Speaker 1>to leave. Yeah. Did we see this guy handing out

607
00:30:28.720 --> 00:30:31.359
<v Speaker 1>these flyers on the subway and he is Philip of

608
00:30:31.440 --> 00:30:33.960
<v Speaker 1>the Times Square Church. I think Philip is the only

609
00:30:34.039 --> 00:30:38.960
<v Speaker 1>member and the pastor of the Times Square. He stands

610
00:30:38.960 --> 00:30:42.079
<v Speaker 1>in Times Square saying Halloween is demonic, It's the end Times,

611
00:30:42.119 --> 00:30:46.400
<v Speaker 1>It's Sodom and Gomora right here in Times Square. Our

612
00:30:46.400 --> 00:30:48.680
<v Speaker 1>meetup is going to be October tenth in Times Square

613
00:30:48.720 --> 00:30:51.039
<v Speaker 1>at the hard Rock Cafe, So stay like.

614
00:30:51.240 --> 00:30:53.000
<v Speaker 2>We are so famous.

615
00:30:53.240 --> 00:30:55.880
<v Speaker 3>It's like, do you know I'm not going to talk

616
00:30:55.920 --> 00:31:00.720
<v Speaker 3>to anyone from Galaca County. I'm like no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

617
00:31:01.279 --> 00:31:02.440
<v Speaker 2>Time for a baby.

618
00:31:02.680 --> 00:31:06.480
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, just yes, we're gonna we're gonna be looking for

619
00:31:06.519 --> 00:31:11.599
<v Speaker 1>Philip and inviting them in. So now we see Philip's

620
00:31:12.039 --> 00:31:15.480
<v Speaker 1>apartment and he fights with his neighbor, whose name is

621
00:31:15.599 --> 00:31:18.039
<v Speaker 1>Penny Gold. Now we got Now, we got a whole

622
00:31:18.039 --> 00:31:21.519
<v Speaker 1>spin off, Penny versus Phillis. Yep, Penny tears up his

623
00:31:21.599 --> 00:31:24.279
<v Speaker 1>flyers every time she sees one, She just tears them up.

624
00:31:25.240 --> 00:31:29.160
<v Speaker 1>Penny says he teaches bigotry and homophobia. I grew up

625
00:31:29.160 --> 00:31:32.079
<v Speaker 1>in Israel in an ultra Orthodox community. We see the

626
00:31:32.079 --> 00:31:35.480
<v Speaker 1>pictures of like eight siblings, and she says life is

627
00:31:35.599 --> 00:31:38.839
<v Speaker 1>rigid and centered around religion. When I came out as trans,

628
00:31:38.920 --> 00:31:42.599
<v Speaker 1>I lost my family. So yeah, what he's out there

629
00:31:42.640 --> 00:31:47.519
<v Speaker 1>preaching is offensive to me personally. Okay, back to Nelson

630
00:31:47.519 --> 00:31:49.799
<v Speaker 1>to notice, well, you know, I.

631
00:31:49.839 --> 00:31:51.799
<v Speaker 2>Found it quite weird that Philip.

632
00:31:52.000 --> 00:31:54.359
<v Speaker 3>First of all, where is he getting all the money

633
00:31:54.519 --> 00:31:57.000
<v Speaker 3>and the money for the graphic art because the.

634
00:31:56.920 --> 00:31:57.960
<v Speaker 2>Graphics were pretty cool?

635
00:31:58.079 --> 00:31:58.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, to.

636
00:31:59.200 --> 00:32:02.319
<v Speaker 2>Get all this stuff pretty out? And then what the

637
00:32:02.319 --> 00:32:05.799
<v Speaker 2>fuck he literally is sliding it underneath people's doors.

638
00:32:06.160 --> 00:32:10.079
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, like that is so I would freak out if

639
00:32:10.079 --> 00:32:12.480
<v Speaker 3>someone slid something inside my door.

640
00:32:12.720 --> 00:32:14.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's a little. It's a little creepy.

641
00:32:14.160 --> 00:32:17.160
<v Speaker 3>That's scary, like what is this laced with? Or I

642
00:32:17.160 --> 00:32:19.359
<v Speaker 3>don't even touch shit? This on my windshield?

643
00:32:19.680 --> 00:32:23.279
<v Speaker 1>Oh, never touch that. You never touched that? Oh, because

644
00:32:23.279 --> 00:32:25.400
<v Speaker 1>that's it. That's the trick, guys. You know, Yes, this

645
00:32:25.480 --> 00:32:27.400
<v Speaker 1>is on your windshield. Don't touch it. I just put

646
00:32:27.400 --> 00:32:30.119
<v Speaker 1>my winch and wipers on really fast until it flies.

647
00:32:30.880 --> 00:32:33.039
<v Speaker 2>And then I feel guilty because now I'm litering.

648
00:32:33.079 --> 00:32:35.640
<v Speaker 1>Now I'm litering, but at least maybe maybe I'm still alive.

649
00:32:36.279 --> 00:32:37.240
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's true too.

650
00:32:38.119 --> 00:32:42.359
<v Speaker 1>Okay, back to Nelson and Otis. So we see Otis

651
00:32:42.720 --> 00:32:45.920
<v Speaker 1>uh working on his yard, and we see Nelson puts

652
00:32:45.920 --> 00:32:49.599
<v Speaker 1>on this like scary costume and it's Halloween, so we

653
00:32:49.640 --> 00:32:52.119
<v Speaker 1>see all their scary stuff. But I hate this. I

654
00:32:52.119 --> 00:32:55.319
<v Speaker 1>don't like this gory. I don't like it. But the

655
00:32:55.400 --> 00:32:57.880
<v Speaker 1>judges are there and they're like talking about the story

656
00:32:57.960 --> 00:33:02.119
<v Speaker 1>and the story arcs of the things, and Otis says,

657
00:33:02.319 --> 00:33:05.079
<v Speaker 1>look at this, I got a me message on Facebook

658
00:33:05.599 --> 00:33:08.960
<v Speaker 1>from a lady named Rose, and I know that it's Nelson.

659
00:33:09.480 --> 00:33:11.759
<v Speaker 1>You know, I would never do that. I will say

660
00:33:11.759 --> 00:33:15.720
<v Speaker 1>it to his face. Okay, So then we see Nelson's

661
00:33:15.759 --> 00:33:19.680
<v Speaker 1>outside chatting with his girlfriend, and he is saying to

662
00:33:19.720 --> 00:33:21.880
<v Speaker 1>his girlfriend, you know if Otis wins, I went because

663
00:33:21.920 --> 00:33:23.440
<v Speaker 1>I told him everything, he knows.

664
00:33:23.720 --> 00:33:24.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god.

665
00:33:24.759 --> 00:33:27.880
<v Speaker 1>And Otis walks up right at the same time, and

666
00:33:27.920 --> 00:33:29.279
<v Speaker 1>they were like ah, and.

667
00:33:29.200 --> 00:33:31.559
<v Speaker 2>He goes, you're right. He goes who is Rose?

668
00:33:31.680 --> 00:33:36.559
<v Speaker 1>And their girlfriend goes, Rose is my coworker, and Nelson goes,

669
00:33:36.640 --> 00:33:39.319
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. The truth is you're a newcomer and

670
00:33:39.440 --> 00:33:43.279
<v Speaker 1>all your talent came from what you learned from me. Wow.

671
00:33:43.319 --> 00:33:46.440
<v Speaker 1>Otis says, you didn't teach me, you showed me. Do

672
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:49.279
<v Speaker 1>you know the difference between teaching and showing? And he's

673
00:33:49.359 --> 00:33:52.680
<v Speaker 1>kind of he's got to right about that. He's right,

674
00:33:52.839 --> 00:33:56.400
<v Speaker 1>but he's getting a little close in his face a little.

675
00:33:57.160 --> 00:34:01.839
<v Speaker 3>I thought something really bad was gonna get said when

676
00:34:01.880 --> 00:34:04.319
<v Speaker 3>he kept getting closer, and I'm glad it wasn't said.

677
00:34:04.720 --> 00:34:07.839
<v Speaker 1>And the girlfriend gets in his gets in the middle

678
00:34:08.199 --> 00:34:10.119
<v Speaker 1>right and it's like, hey, hey, back off.

679
00:34:10.159 --> 00:34:10.280
<v Speaker 2>You know.

680
00:34:10.320 --> 00:34:13.000
<v Speaker 1>The girlfriend's all big and bad and knowes it an't

681
00:34:13.000 --> 00:34:15.920
<v Speaker 1>look like he can fight. No, no, no, she's protecting Nelson.

682
00:34:16.599 --> 00:34:20.400
<v Speaker 1>And Otis goes, hey, I have two sons, like stop stop,

683
00:34:20.440 --> 00:34:22.079
<v Speaker 1>because she's like, don't you speak to my son? Because

684
00:34:22.079 --> 00:34:24.280
<v Speaker 1>this like grown man walks up and says something and

685
00:34:24.320 --> 00:34:26.639
<v Speaker 1>he goes. He says, go inside and make a sandwich.

686
00:34:26.679 --> 00:34:27.480
<v Speaker 1>I can't remember what he said.

687
00:34:27.599 --> 00:34:30.039
<v Speaker 3>Yes, I mean, but it's like, why why is your

688
00:34:30.039 --> 00:34:33.280
<v Speaker 3>teenage son getting your twenty year old son getting involved

689
00:34:33.280 --> 00:34:35.440
<v Speaker 3>in this? Because nine times out of ten, if he

690
00:34:35.480 --> 00:34:37.480
<v Speaker 3>saw something, I'm gonna finish it, He's gonna get his ass.

691
00:34:37.559 --> 00:34:39.840
<v Speaker 2>Kid, So take your kid's ass.

692
00:34:40.400 --> 00:34:43.320
<v Speaker 1>This is another like kind of didn't go like, we

693
00:34:43.320 --> 00:34:47.039
<v Speaker 1>didn't need this. So now that's over. They all go

694
00:34:47.159 --> 00:34:49.719
<v Speaker 1>back to their homes to watch the live stream of

695
00:34:49.760 --> 00:34:54.679
<v Speaker 1>the judges. Okay, so dramatic. Nelson is in it literally

696
00:34:54.760 --> 00:34:57.760
<v Speaker 1>make America great again. Hat make America great again shirt.

697
00:34:57.800 --> 00:34:59.960
<v Speaker 1>He's got to make America great again. We get Nelson

698
00:35:00.000 --> 00:35:01.039
<v Speaker 1>and we understand your past.

699
00:35:01.079 --> 00:35:03.639
<v Speaker 3>I mean that isn't overkilled with it. I mean, come

700
00:35:03.679 --> 00:35:04.960
<v Speaker 3>on that that's enough.

701
00:35:05.199 --> 00:35:05.760
<v Speaker 2>We got it.

702
00:35:06.360 --> 00:35:08.760
<v Speaker 1>Otis just sitsts with his little son Odin on the

703
00:35:08.800 --> 00:35:16.239
<v Speaker 1>couch and the winner is otis good. So Nelson christ

704
00:35:17.000 --> 00:35:21.159
<v Speaker 1>christ and says the kids are who will suffer? The

705
00:35:21.280 --> 00:35:23.639
<v Speaker 1>kids will suffer. Meanwhile, they cut to all the kids

706
00:35:23.639 --> 00:35:25.079
<v Speaker 1>like wrestling and having the best time in there.

707
00:35:25.599 --> 00:35:29.360
<v Speaker 3>Give two shits about any of this. Like I said before,

708
00:35:29.639 --> 00:35:33.880
<v Speaker 3>nothing gives off little nick energy. Two grown men fighting

709
00:35:33.920 --> 00:35:39.679
<v Speaker 3>over Halloween, fighting over Halloween, not just Halloween decorations, decorations.

710
00:35:39.719 --> 00:35:42.119
<v Speaker 3>It's come on now, I would divorce my husband if

711
00:35:42.119 --> 00:35:44.320
<v Speaker 3>he started fighting with our neighbor over Christmas decorations.

712
00:35:44.480 --> 00:35:47.800
<v Speaker 1>That's so stupid and so stupid. And I'm talking to her.

713
00:35:47.880 --> 00:35:50.039
<v Speaker 1>Otis goes, No, all the kids they love each other.

714
00:35:50.079 --> 00:35:51.679
<v Speaker 1>They can be friends, Like, it doesn't matter if me

715
00:35:51.719 --> 00:35:53.400
<v Speaker 1>and Nelson have but the kids all could be friends.

716
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:57.400
<v Speaker 1>And Sasha's like, yeah, they're all friends. And this episode

717
00:35:57.559 --> 00:36:02.719
<v Speaker 1>is with Philip spreading his word in Time Square. It

718
00:36:02.760 --> 00:36:06.760
<v Speaker 1>was It's like, it was very strange the whole episode.

719
00:36:07.119 --> 00:36:10.440
<v Speaker 3>Yes, and they said, you know what, let's just throw

720
00:36:10.480 --> 00:36:14.280
<v Speaker 3>all this shit together and show them, you know, and

721
00:36:14.320 --> 00:36:15.039
<v Speaker 3>that's good enough.

722
00:36:15.719 --> 00:36:18.119
<v Speaker 1>Do you think that they were like, Okay, we are

723
00:36:18.199 --> 00:36:21.760
<v Speaker 1>contractually obligated to do six episodes. Some of these are

724
00:36:21.800 --> 00:36:24.920
<v Speaker 1>pretty much bummers, but we're really gonna get him with

725
00:36:24.960 --> 00:36:25.679
<v Speaker 1>episode six.

726
00:36:27.000 --> 00:36:29.159
<v Speaker 3>So no, he is the only person who got his

727
00:36:29.360 --> 00:36:33.519
<v Speaker 3>whole One entire episode was just him, I know, because

728
00:36:33.519 --> 00:36:37.000
<v Speaker 3>he had so many layers well not layers of clothes,

729
00:36:37.039 --> 00:36:40.599
<v Speaker 3>but lots of like personality layers so much.

730
00:36:41.400 --> 00:36:46.079
<v Speaker 1>So here we are, Season one, episode six, Yellow thong Bikini.

731
00:36:46.480 --> 00:36:49.159
<v Speaker 1>That's the name of the episode, and there were four

732
00:36:49.239 --> 00:36:52.559
<v Speaker 1>hundred other options of names of this episode could have been.

733
00:36:52.800 --> 00:36:56.039
<v Speaker 3>Like I told you I I I really and I

734
00:36:56.079 --> 00:36:59.880
<v Speaker 3>feel bad because I was like, man, the listeners were

735
00:37:00.079 --> 00:37:01.519
<v Speaker 3>really over exaggerating this.

736
00:37:01.599 --> 00:37:03.840
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, it's just a yellow fum, which is bad.

737
00:37:04.360 --> 00:37:04.920
<v Speaker 1>It was bad.

738
00:37:05.039 --> 00:37:07.559
<v Speaker 2>Wait, yeah, I thought that was the highlight of it.

739
00:37:07.639 --> 00:37:11.320
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well, this is not that bad. I'm wrong.

740
00:37:11.679 --> 00:37:14.239
<v Speaker 1>Oh boy. Okay, So here we go. We're in San Diego.

741
00:37:15.679 --> 00:37:24.400
<v Speaker 1>This is Danny. Okay, his name is Danny, right. Yeah.

742
00:37:24.559 --> 00:37:26.559
<v Speaker 1>I don't know why I wrote Philip, Who's okay. I

743
00:37:26.559 --> 00:37:28.239
<v Speaker 1>think I must have just like looked at Philip from

744
00:37:28.239 --> 00:37:30.079
<v Speaker 1>above because Philip was the guy spreading the word in

745
00:37:30.079 --> 00:37:33.599
<v Speaker 1>Times Square. Yeah, okay, this is Danny. So this is

746
00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:38.159
<v Speaker 1>Danny versus everybody. So people are mad about Danny wearing

747
00:37:38.199 --> 00:37:41.559
<v Speaker 1>his yellow banana hammock and riding his stationary bike and

748
00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:45.960
<v Speaker 1>jogging around the neighborhood. Okay, he goes, I don't like

749
00:37:46.000 --> 00:37:48.679
<v Speaker 1>to wear clothes. I get called all sorts of names

750
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:52.239
<v Speaker 1>just for showing five inches of skin. He keeps saying

751
00:37:52.280 --> 00:37:55.800
<v Speaker 1>it's five inches of skin, and I was like, no,

752
00:37:55.920 --> 00:37:57.960
<v Speaker 1>it's your whole asses out, bro.

753
00:37:58.840 --> 00:38:01.880
<v Speaker 3>I mean, you just it's one of those situations you're like,

754
00:38:03.559 --> 00:38:07.840
<v Speaker 3>it's none of my business, right, but it is my business.

755
00:38:08.800 --> 00:38:10.280
<v Speaker 2>My kid just saw this.

756
00:38:10.960 --> 00:38:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Now, you know that would be my concern about Yeah,

757
00:38:13.920 --> 00:38:16.480
<v Speaker 1>my kid was the children? Yeah, yeah, yeah right.

758
00:38:16.519 --> 00:38:18.239
<v Speaker 3>Even though the six year old who lives in my

759
00:38:18.400 --> 00:38:21.360
<v Speaker 3>house would have been like, oh, look at his jiggly

760
00:38:21.440 --> 00:38:23.519
<v Speaker 3>butt would not have been a huge deal.

761
00:38:23.559 --> 00:38:27.119
<v Speaker 2>But to another child that could be quite traumatized. But

762
00:38:27.239 --> 00:38:29.440
<v Speaker 2>for one thing, he looked like the fucking crypt keeper

763
00:38:29.519 --> 00:38:32.639
<v Speaker 2>with that hair and the gray and just it was

764
00:38:32.679 --> 00:38:35.039
<v Speaker 2>a lot. It's a lot. It's a lot.

765
00:38:35.639 --> 00:38:39.480
<v Speaker 1>So we get all sorts of neighbors complaining like what's

766
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:42.400
<v Speaker 1>he doing. He's having acad in his front yard, and

767
00:38:42.480 --> 00:38:46.199
<v Speaker 1>Danny says, maya across the street neighbor is the Catholic Church.

768
00:38:46.639 --> 00:38:49.719
<v Speaker 1>They have openly disparaged me. And what are they They're

769
00:38:49.840 --> 00:38:53.599
<v Speaker 1>child molesters. Can you fucking believe that they're disparaged?

770
00:38:53.880 --> 00:38:58.159
<v Speaker 2>Say, okay, so you know I'm a Catholic school kid.

771
00:38:58.440 --> 00:38:58.719
<v Speaker 1>I know.

772
00:38:59.239 --> 00:39:01.639
<v Speaker 3>And if you've anyone who's listened to my show, no,

773
00:39:01.719 --> 00:39:05.079
<v Speaker 3>there's one show that has Catholicst School chronicles.

774
00:39:05.639 --> 00:39:10.039
<v Speaker 2>Uh huh, he ain't that wrong. I mean, just based

775
00:39:10.039 --> 00:39:10.440
<v Speaker 2>off of my.

776
00:39:10.559 --> 00:39:14.559
<v Speaker 3>Experience there, I can't kind of see where he's coming from.

777
00:39:14.920 --> 00:39:16.719
<v Speaker 2>But that doesn't mean that all the people that are

778
00:39:16.719 --> 00:39:17.760
<v Speaker 2>going to church have.

779
00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:19.760
<v Speaker 3>Anything to do with that, is right. I mean, that's

780
00:39:19.760 --> 00:39:21.599
<v Speaker 3>just something you want to see on your way to

781
00:39:21.639 --> 00:39:22.400
<v Speaker 3>praise the little world.

782
00:39:22.400 --> 00:39:24.760
<v Speaker 1>On What if you're Sunday morning, what if he's in

783
00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:26.800
<v Speaker 1>this driveways be in a hammock. You're like, come on.

784
00:39:26.840 --> 00:39:29.800
<v Speaker 2>Now, oh goodness, gracious.

785
00:39:29.239 --> 00:39:32.599
<v Speaker 1>All right, So now we see him applying sunscreen poorly,

786
00:39:33.239 --> 00:39:35.559
<v Speaker 1>and he goes, yeah, I just he says, I just

787
00:39:35.599 --> 00:39:37.559
<v Speaker 1>like to exercise so I don't feel old. You know,

788
00:39:37.599 --> 00:39:41.199
<v Speaker 1>when I was younger, I was partying, eating, drinking junk food.

789
00:39:41.239 --> 00:39:43.559
<v Speaker 1>I was just a terrible and one day I look

790
00:39:43.639 --> 00:39:47.519
<v Speaker 1>down on my foot. Looked like a watermelon, and I decide.

791
00:39:46.920 --> 00:39:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Healthy fucking gout is what he looked like he had.

792
00:39:50.679 --> 00:39:53.960
<v Speaker 1>It's interesting he doesn't give really a lot of information,

793
00:39:54.039 --> 00:39:56.880
<v Speaker 1>but he had some sort of health scare, yeah, and

794
00:39:56.920 --> 00:40:00.400
<v Speaker 1>decided he would get healthy, so he he says, and

795
00:40:00.400 --> 00:40:02.960
<v Speaker 1>then I became the million mile man. I didn't name

796
00:40:02.960 --> 00:40:07.559
<v Speaker 1>myself that the newscasters did, okay, lots of photos and

797
00:40:08.519 --> 00:40:12.400
<v Speaker 1>him running in a speedo. Okay, he says, I've run

798
00:40:12.440 --> 00:40:16.000
<v Speaker 1>for public office many times. I consider myself a politician.

799
00:40:16.280 --> 00:40:18.119
<v Speaker 1>And we see him going door to door in a.

800
00:40:18.079 --> 00:40:20.719
<v Speaker 2>Suit, so he doesn't, you do know how to put

801
00:40:20.760 --> 00:40:21.440
<v Speaker 2>on clothes?

802
00:40:21.519 --> 00:40:24.639
<v Speaker 1>He does? Yeah, And you know, some neighbors are like,

803
00:40:24.719 --> 00:40:27.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't know, he gets stuff done, you know, let

804
00:40:27.039 --> 00:40:30.280
<v Speaker 1>him wear what he wants. And other neighbors are like, no,

805
00:40:30.440 --> 00:40:34.559
<v Speaker 1>he's in a bikini in his front yard. And he says,

806
00:40:34.639 --> 00:40:37.079
<v Speaker 1>for the people that don't appreciate what I'm trying to do,

807
00:40:37.239 --> 00:40:39.280
<v Speaker 1>they could get fucked. Fuck them, get fucked.

808
00:40:40.039 --> 00:40:42.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, that's the way you get a vote right there.

809
00:40:42.440 --> 00:40:43.679
<v Speaker 2>They'll ever want to get fucked.

810
00:40:44.440 --> 00:40:46.400
<v Speaker 1>And he goes, you know, I know I would get

811
00:40:46.400 --> 00:40:49.880
<v Speaker 1>more votes if I wore more clothes, and if I

812
00:40:49.920 --> 00:40:56.239
<v Speaker 1>didn't have only fans. Here's where I put in capital letters. Lord,

813
00:40:56.280 --> 00:40:59.559
<v Speaker 1>I was not prepared. And what I didn't know when

814
00:40:59.559 --> 00:41:02.840
<v Speaker 1>I typed the words was is about to get worse? Okay?

815
00:41:03.119 --> 00:41:06.480
<v Speaker 3>It just it, It hit the bottom and just kept

816
00:41:06.519 --> 00:41:07.039
<v Speaker 3>on rolling.

817
00:41:07.719 --> 00:41:11.159
<v Speaker 2>It really did. It says a lot to shock me,

818
00:41:12.239 --> 00:41:15.000
<v Speaker 2>you know that. Yeah, and I said one thing that

819
00:41:15.119 --> 00:41:17.639
<v Speaker 2>just shocked out of me. I said, what you text me?

820
00:41:18.320 --> 00:41:18.880
<v Speaker 1>It wasn't that?

821
00:41:20.519 --> 00:41:21.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

822
00:41:21.679 --> 00:41:27.719
<v Speaker 1>So he says he has only fans and his full neckdness.

823
00:41:27.719 --> 00:41:31.400
<v Speaker 1>We see it just just dick a flinging everywhere, just there,

824
00:41:31.719 --> 00:41:37.599
<v Speaker 1>lots of dicks, just tan the same color head to toe. Yep,

825
00:41:37.920 --> 00:41:42.559
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah. Then there's a picture of his dick so

826
00:41:42.719 --> 00:41:45.079
<v Speaker 1>close up, and he says, well, there's something there dripping

827
00:41:45.119 --> 00:41:45.840
<v Speaker 1>from my penis.

828
00:41:45.880 --> 00:41:49.360
<v Speaker 2>But you know that's natural. You have to if you

829
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:53.079
<v Speaker 2>have gon arhea, it's natural. N I don't think that just.

830
00:41:53.599 --> 00:41:56.519
<v Speaker 1>This re leak. I don't know if you remember from

831
00:41:56.519 --> 00:41:59.079
<v Speaker 1>a couple of seasons back on ninety eight the other way,

832
00:41:59.119 --> 00:42:02.280
<v Speaker 1>we had a Lauren who had gone to the Philippines

833
00:42:02.519 --> 00:42:06.440
<v Speaker 1>to meet Faith, who was a trans woman. He had

834
00:42:06.440 --> 00:42:10.039
<v Speaker 1>a trans woman fetish and Lauren when got there, he thought,

835
00:42:10.079 --> 00:42:11.960
<v Speaker 1>do I should I tell her I have gone arihea?

836
00:42:12.599 --> 00:42:15.199
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Sure. Remember he was disgusting.

837
00:42:14.840 --> 00:42:18.079
<v Speaker 1>And he still is. And he said his uh, his

838
00:42:18.280 --> 00:42:21.239
<v Speaker 1>uh penis was leaking, and then he thought maybe I

839
00:42:21.280 --> 00:42:22.119
<v Speaker 1>should tell her.

840
00:42:22.679 --> 00:42:25.880
<v Speaker 3>Like I said, your penis should only leak if you've

841
00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:26.679
<v Speaker 3>got gone arihea.

842
00:42:26.920 --> 00:42:29.760
<v Speaker 1>I'm literally not okay. So anyway, he says, you know

843
00:42:30.159 --> 00:42:32.760
<v Speaker 1>it's okay right there in this picture that's real close

844
00:42:32.840 --> 00:42:35.480
<v Speaker 1>up of this penis that my penis was leaking some

845
00:42:35.559 --> 00:42:38.679
<v Speaker 1>that that's healthy. You have to keep a healthy prostrate

846
00:42:38.800 --> 00:42:43.480
<v Speaker 1>or you die. So I have this uh R one

847
00:42:44.039 --> 00:42:48.159
<v Speaker 1>machine miss massage gun. So you know it's really good.

848
00:42:48.480 --> 00:42:51.400
<v Speaker 2>It's really good here.

849
00:42:50.639 --> 00:42:54.119
<v Speaker 1>And then he puts it down on his dick. Yeah,

850
00:42:54.119 --> 00:42:57.239
<v Speaker 1>and I just wrote, why, why, why, why, Baby Jesus

851
00:42:57.280 --> 00:42:58.840
<v Speaker 1>have I chosen? This is my career and I have

852
00:42:58.880 --> 00:42:59.519
<v Speaker 1>to talk about this.

853
00:43:03.000 --> 00:43:05.440
<v Speaker 2>Dad did it for me, that is what did it

854
00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:08.840
<v Speaker 2>for me. He was like, ooh, close the door. Oh well,

855
00:43:10.199 --> 00:43:11.000
<v Speaker 2>fuck the door.

856
00:43:11.360 --> 00:43:14.760
<v Speaker 3>There's a camera crew right there, and you're doing this

857
00:43:15.719 --> 00:43:17.800
<v Speaker 3>and it is to me, you know, my mind just goes.

858
00:43:17.840 --> 00:43:20.639
<v Speaker 2>I'm like, okay, where is it on the balls? Is

859
00:43:20.679 --> 00:43:22.800
<v Speaker 2>it on the dick? Is it in a section between

860
00:43:22.840 --> 00:43:24.920
<v Speaker 2>the balls and the butt? Like? What is he doing?

861
00:43:24.960 --> 00:43:27.599
<v Speaker 3>Why is he okay with doing that right now in

862
00:43:27.599 --> 00:43:29.079
<v Speaker 3>front of all these people?

863
00:43:29.440 --> 00:43:32.719
<v Speaker 1>And then they cut away and then did he did

864
00:43:32.719 --> 00:43:34.800
<v Speaker 1>he go to completion because he was like, well, I

865
00:43:34.840 --> 00:43:40.400
<v Speaker 1>got did okay. So now we talk about the house,

866
00:43:40.599 --> 00:43:43.679
<v Speaker 1>which you have to imagine is a expensive piece of property.

867
00:43:43.719 --> 00:43:47.519
<v Speaker 1>It's beautiful, you know, San Diego. So he says, I

868
00:43:47.559 --> 00:43:52.880
<v Speaker 1>am the legal and moral owner of this moral there's

869
00:43:52.960 --> 00:43:56.880
<v Speaker 1>just just the owner of house. Yeah, I'm gonna start

870
00:43:56.920 --> 00:43:58.920
<v Speaker 1>saying that I am the legal and moral owner of

871
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:04.559
<v Speaker 1>this and what I say goes. So he says, my

872
00:44:04.639 --> 00:44:05.880
<v Speaker 1>father gonna cuss.

873
00:44:05.719 --> 00:44:07.400
<v Speaker 2>You out when she cusses you off for saying that

874
00:44:07.480 --> 00:44:07.840
<v Speaker 2>text me.

875
00:44:07.880 --> 00:44:12.199
<v Speaker 1>Okay, he says, she's cussed me out for less. So

876
00:44:12.239 --> 00:44:15.800
<v Speaker 1>he says, my father was the original owner, and my

877
00:44:15.960 --> 00:44:19.480
<v Speaker 1>dad was in a wheelchair, and nobody in this neighborhood

878
00:44:19.519 --> 00:44:23.480
<v Speaker 1>helped him. Nobody, okay, And now all my neighbors want

879
00:44:23.480 --> 00:44:26.199
<v Speaker 1>to make fun of me for having the body of

880
00:44:26.239 --> 00:44:29.639
<v Speaker 1>a twenty five year old man. They're immoral.

881
00:44:30.960 --> 00:44:34.400
<v Speaker 3>You have the body of a twenty four year old man,

882
00:44:34.719 --> 00:44:36.599
<v Speaker 3>just like I have the tits of a sixteen year

883
00:44:36.639 --> 00:44:37.039
<v Speaker 3>old girl.

884
00:44:37.440 --> 00:44:40.440
<v Speaker 2>Like it ain't happening. No, it's not true. No.

885
00:44:41.239 --> 00:44:42.920
<v Speaker 1>So then we see a picture of his mother. He's

886
00:44:42.960 --> 00:44:45.039
<v Speaker 1>crying about his parents and everything, and he goes, oh,

887
00:44:45.079 --> 00:44:47.760
<v Speaker 1>my god, my mother. She would wear a little bikini

888
00:44:48.239 --> 00:44:51.679
<v Speaker 1>in the fifties and people would ridicule her. They literally

889
00:44:51.760 --> 00:44:53.920
<v Speaker 1>show her in like a bikini top of shorts, it's

890
00:44:54.039 --> 00:44:56.519
<v Speaker 1>very abregate appropriate of the day.

891
00:44:56.840 --> 00:44:57.679
<v Speaker 2>Yes, right, yes.

892
00:44:59.119 --> 00:45:02.119
<v Speaker 1>Then he starts saying, you know, in his dad's will,

893
00:45:02.440 --> 00:45:05.000
<v Speaker 1>his dad said he had to get married and have

894
00:45:05.039 --> 00:45:07.440
<v Speaker 1>a child, you know, and if he doesn't, the family

895
00:45:07.519 --> 00:45:11.079
<v Speaker 1>name will die. Then we see him jogging on the beach,

896
00:45:11.159 --> 00:45:14.800
<v Speaker 1>yelling in people's faces about his banana hammock. And if

897
00:45:14.800 --> 00:45:17.440
<v Speaker 1>that wasn't bad enough, he goes up to a golf

898
00:45:17.519 --> 00:45:21.840
<v Speaker 1>cart of it's a black family who seemed to be

899
00:45:22.000 --> 00:45:24.239
<v Speaker 1>really nice and trying to talk to him and saying like,

900
00:45:24.599 --> 00:45:28.000
<v Speaker 1>don't let those people bother you. Boy, wear your banana

901
00:45:28.000 --> 00:45:30.400
<v Speaker 1>hammock and jog. Just do what you want, be the

902
00:45:30.440 --> 00:45:33.559
<v Speaker 1>bigger person. Don't worry about what other people say. And

903
00:45:33.639 --> 00:45:37.280
<v Speaker 1>he screams at this golf cart at black people and says,

904
00:45:37.639 --> 00:45:41.280
<v Speaker 1>but I am being persecuted for showing my skin, just

905
00:45:41.559 --> 00:45:45.280
<v Speaker 1>like Martin Luther King. It's the same thing.

906
00:45:46.239 --> 00:45:48.199
<v Speaker 3>Well, mayor pay, That's what I was thinking the whole

907
00:45:48.360 --> 00:45:50.840
<v Speaker 3>entire time. I'm like, this is really taking me back.

908
00:45:50.639 --> 00:45:54.679
<v Speaker 2>To, like, you know, the Silver Rice movement, Doctor Martin Liz,

909
00:45:54.719 --> 00:45:58.239
<v Speaker 2>this is what doctor King was really When Doctor King

910
00:45:58.360 --> 00:46:01.320
<v Speaker 2>said I have a dream, this is what he was

911
00:46:01.360 --> 00:46:01.960
<v Speaker 2>talking about.

912
00:46:02.239 --> 00:46:05.719
<v Speaker 3>His dream was for Danny to walk around almost everybody

913
00:46:05.800 --> 00:46:08.679
<v Speaker 3>running a book with a fucking yellow gee string on.

914
00:46:09.239 --> 00:46:11.440
<v Speaker 2>Danny, I feel you power to the people.

915
00:46:11.599 --> 00:46:15.719
<v Speaker 1>My brother I was like, is it These people were

916
00:46:15.719 --> 00:46:21.719
<v Speaker 1>looking at him like, sir, please, sir, don't make a

917
00:46:21.840 --> 00:46:24.679
<v Speaker 1>sorry that we were nice to you, because now we're sorry.

918
00:46:26.039 --> 00:46:26.519
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

919
00:46:27.239 --> 00:46:30.360
<v Speaker 1>So then we see a dramatic shot of him crying

920
00:46:30.360 --> 00:46:33.679
<v Speaker 1>in his bed with this undercarriage of his feet, showing

921
00:46:33.760 --> 00:46:40.079
<v Speaker 1>we didn't need that. Then he googles where can I

922
00:46:40.159 --> 00:46:42.519
<v Speaker 1>go and live and be free and be naked?

923
00:46:42.559 --> 00:46:44.360
<v Speaker 2>You Florida.

924
00:46:44.760 --> 00:46:48.679
<v Speaker 1>You've never heard of a new dis colony, right, I mean, of.

925
00:46:48.599 --> 00:46:49.800
<v Speaker 2>Course it would be in Florida.

926
00:46:49.960 --> 00:46:52.840
<v Speaker 3>Like I when they originally showed him, I thought he

927
00:46:52.920 --> 00:46:53.559
<v Speaker 3>was in Florida.

928
00:46:53.679 --> 00:46:56.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, right, because he's definitely the tan color of a lot.

929
00:46:57.119 --> 00:46:57.320
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

930
00:46:58.880 --> 00:47:01.960
<v Speaker 1>By the way, I'm sure there are newdest colonies all

931
00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:04.199
<v Speaker 1>over the Yeah.

932
00:47:04.519 --> 00:47:06.400
<v Speaker 2>I don't know why he felt they needs to go

933
00:47:06.440 --> 00:47:06.800
<v Speaker 2>so far.

934
00:47:07.880 --> 00:47:12.519
<v Speaker 1>So he finds this realtor named April, and April never

935
00:47:12.639 --> 00:47:15.599
<v Speaker 1>once even takes off her shoes, so she is a

936
00:47:15.719 --> 00:47:19.880
<v Speaker 1>not into being naked, but she has found her house.

937
00:47:20.159 --> 00:47:24.039
<v Speaker 1>She has each So he tells April that his neighbors

938
00:47:24.039 --> 00:47:26.920
<v Speaker 1>don't approve of him being nude, and she says, there

939
00:47:26.920 --> 00:47:30.480
<v Speaker 1>are eleven nudest communities here. I encourage you to come

940
00:47:30.519 --> 00:47:32.480
<v Speaker 1>down and just take a gander.

941
00:47:32.480 --> 00:47:33.239
<v Speaker 2>See what you think.

942
00:47:33.639 --> 00:47:35.519
<v Speaker 1>And she says, I think you'll find your tribe of

943
00:47:35.559 --> 00:47:39.599
<v Speaker 1>people here, your naked tribe here in Florida. He arrives.

944
00:47:39.840 --> 00:47:41.360
<v Speaker 1>He just takes his clothes off on the side of

945
00:47:41.400 --> 00:47:43.800
<v Speaker 1>the road. He says, I am here. I am walking

946
00:47:43.840 --> 00:47:48.039
<v Speaker 1>in tennis shoes, socks, penis is swinging. Here I come.

947
00:47:50.920 --> 00:47:53.400
<v Speaker 2>The thing that, you know what scared me a lot

948
00:47:54.000 --> 00:47:54.599
<v Speaker 2>is that.

949
00:47:56.480 --> 00:48:02.760
<v Speaker 3>All the dinglings that we saw right basically on old men, right.

950
00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:05.920
<v Speaker 2>Is that what the fuck we have to look forward

951
00:48:05.920 --> 00:48:08.519
<v Speaker 2>to with our husbands? Because I can't take it.

952
00:48:08.920 --> 00:48:11.960
<v Speaker 1>Well, some of it was not found in nature. Some

953
00:48:12.000 --> 00:48:15.719
<v Speaker 1>of the dinglings that we saw, they nothing that. Why

954
00:48:15.840 --> 00:48:18.320
<v Speaker 1>are the balls and the penises all the same length

955
00:48:18.880 --> 00:48:21.480
<v Speaker 1>down to halfway down your leg? These are the pictures

956
00:48:21.519 --> 00:48:23.639
<v Speaker 1>I was sending Matt. He said, this is the show

957
00:48:23.679 --> 00:48:27.280
<v Speaker 1>for you? What are you doing? Matt was upset for

958
00:48:27.320 --> 00:48:29.079
<v Speaker 1>me that I was watching it. He told me to

959
00:48:29.119 --> 00:48:30.039
<v Speaker 1>stop immediately.

960
00:48:30.440 --> 00:48:31.400
<v Speaker 2>Well you couldn't.

961
00:48:31.400 --> 00:48:34.400
<v Speaker 3>You had gone so when you couldn't picture, I was

962
00:48:34.440 --> 00:48:36.920
<v Speaker 3>like it literally looks like it's three dicks hanging.

963
00:48:37.400 --> 00:48:40.159
<v Speaker 2>Then I was like, I think that's what happens when

964
00:48:40.159 --> 00:48:42.239
<v Speaker 2>you get old. But then I thought about, you know

965
00:48:42.320 --> 00:48:44.519
<v Speaker 2>that one seafish that lives at the bottom of the

966
00:48:44.559 --> 00:48:49.519
<v Speaker 2>ocean and his face because of all the pressure, you

967
00:48:49.599 --> 00:48:51.480
<v Speaker 2>know what what they call that?

968
00:48:52.000 --> 00:48:53.960
<v Speaker 1>No, but I can understand what you're saying.

969
00:48:54.440 --> 00:48:56.679
<v Speaker 2>Whose face looks like those three sagging dips.

970
00:48:56.719 --> 00:49:00.239
<v Speaker 3>I'm like, I'm gonna need James to get some a

971
00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:02.719
<v Speaker 3>shot to like keep them all.

972
00:49:02.599 --> 00:49:04.920
<v Speaker 2>Up there, because I can't be looking at that. There's

973
00:49:04.920 --> 00:49:07.719
<v Speaker 2>no way I can't do it.

974
00:49:07.719 --> 00:49:08.639
<v Speaker 1>It's so upsetting.

975
00:49:09.239 --> 00:49:11.360
<v Speaker 2>It's so upsetting, upsetting, it is.

976
00:49:11.960 --> 00:49:15.960
<v Speaker 1>So He arrives at Eden. Eden is an RV resort,

977
00:49:16.480 --> 00:49:20.599
<v Speaker 1>it's a it's a motor home resort, and April welcomes

978
00:49:20.639 --> 00:49:24.960
<v Speaker 1>him and he says, that's it. I'm naked. I'm taking

979
00:49:24.960 --> 00:49:28.519
<v Speaker 1>the banana hammock off. We meet all the naked neighbors. Hey, hey, hey,

980
00:49:28.639 --> 00:49:34.039
<v Speaker 1>everybody is hey, women, men, everybody, everybody naked except April.

981
00:49:35.199 --> 00:49:38.159
<v Speaker 3>She's like, I can't wait. Let me sell this stuper

982
00:49:38.199 --> 00:49:41.639
<v Speaker 3>fucker home. And another dumb down Joe a community. Yeah,

983
00:49:41.800 --> 00:49:45.119
<v Speaker 3>another dumb dumb who doesn't have a pocket. Okay, So

984
00:49:45.920 --> 00:49:48.960
<v Speaker 3>she says, tonight there's karaoke. Tomorrow there's a phone party,

985
00:49:49.400 --> 00:49:51.920
<v Speaker 3>and she goes, I think that you should rent a place,

986
00:49:52.039 --> 00:49:53.880
<v Speaker 3>you know, for a little bit of time, get the

987
00:49:54.000 --> 00:49:56.239
<v Speaker 3>vibe to see if you want to move here.

988
00:49:56.840 --> 00:49:59.400
<v Speaker 1>So he goes, all right, takes off all his clothes,

989
00:49:59.599 --> 00:50:03.320
<v Speaker 1>walks the pool. Can't believe it, everybody's neckad. He meets

990
00:50:03.360 --> 00:50:06.039
<v Speaker 1>a guy in the pool named Seamus. Seamus is for

991
00:50:06.119 --> 00:50:09.559
<v Speaker 1>sure on the run from the law. He was scary.

992
00:50:10.800 --> 00:50:16.920
<v Speaker 3>I think all of them were running from something, yeah, Seamus.

993
00:50:17.280 --> 00:50:20.559
<v Speaker 1>He tells Seamus that he is seventy one, and Seamus goes,

994
00:50:20.559 --> 00:50:23.760
<v Speaker 1>and you still do triathlons. He goes, yeah, yeah, look

995
00:50:23.760 --> 00:50:25.480
<v Speaker 1>at this twenty five year old body on a seventy

996
00:50:25.519 --> 00:50:29.159
<v Speaker 1>one year old man. Seamus says, I'm so glad you're here.

997
00:50:29.280 --> 00:50:32.519
<v Speaker 1>This really is the Garden of Eden, and you know,

998
00:50:32.519 --> 00:50:36.599
<v Speaker 1>hope to see you tomorrow night. We see more neckedness

999
00:50:36.639 --> 00:50:38.239
<v Speaker 1>and he tells one guy, can you believe it that

1000
00:50:38.400 --> 00:50:41.280
<v Speaker 1>kicks me out of California? Well, they did not kick

1001
00:50:41.320 --> 00:50:43.199
<v Speaker 1>you out of true.

1002
00:50:43.159 --> 00:50:44.880
<v Speaker 2>They didn't even kick you out of the neighborhood.

1003
00:50:46.599 --> 00:50:49.400
<v Speaker 1>They were trying, so they wanted to. We meet this

1004
00:50:49.440 --> 00:50:53.480
<v Speaker 1>guy named Lee Saint Mary. He explains he's a space

1005
00:50:53.519 --> 00:50:56.639
<v Speaker 1>engineer or a scientist or something. But I was like,

1006
00:50:57.119 --> 00:50:58.719
<v Speaker 1>but maybe he's full of shit because you go in

1007
00:50:58.760 --> 00:51:02.320
<v Speaker 1>his house and he starts showing us drawings of aliens.

1008
00:51:02.440 --> 00:51:05.760
<v Speaker 3>That look like, how many times have aliens come up

1009
00:51:06.000 --> 00:51:07.960
<v Speaker 3>during this these episodes?

1010
00:51:08.159 --> 00:51:13.039
<v Speaker 2>More than a few. Well that's true. That's true about a.

1011
00:51:13.000 --> 00:51:18.039
<v Speaker 3>Lot of this stuff, Like, is lots of cameras, YouTube aliens?

1012
00:51:18.199 --> 00:51:19.880
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, YouTube is a big part of it.

1013
00:51:20.000 --> 00:51:22.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, a lot of aliens talk.

1014
00:51:22.920 --> 00:51:27.519
<v Speaker 1>So we meet Wendy. Now, Wendy I liked. I thought

1015
00:51:27.519 --> 00:51:30.960
<v Speaker 1>Wendy was gonna be his new girlfriend, and I was

1016
00:51:31.000 --> 00:51:35.920
<v Speaker 1>excited about it. We meet Wendy. Wendy is not does

1017
00:51:35.960 --> 00:51:37.719
<v Speaker 1>not have all her teeth, and she is the exact

1018
00:51:37.760 --> 00:51:41.039
<v Speaker 1>same color of brown that he is. And he tells

1019
00:51:41.039 --> 00:51:44.800
<v Speaker 1>her about all isbean neighbors in California, and she goes, well,

1020
00:51:44.800 --> 00:51:47.079
<v Speaker 1>that's terrible. We're so glad you here. Be sure to

1021
00:51:47.119 --> 00:51:49.519
<v Speaker 1>come to naked karaoke. You don't have to say naked

1022
00:51:49.639 --> 00:51:50.800
<v Speaker 1>because everything is naked.

1023
00:51:50.920 --> 00:51:52.719
<v Speaker 2>Everything gets naked. Yeah.

1024
00:51:53.119 --> 00:51:56.960
<v Speaker 1>So he says, Eden is amazing. I'm not judged here

1025
00:51:58.000 --> 00:51:58.679
<v Speaker 1>and Mary Payne.

1026
00:51:58.800 --> 00:52:00.760
<v Speaker 2>I knew at this point when he went to the

1027
00:52:00.840 --> 00:52:02.440
<v Speaker 2>karaoke place. In my head, I.

1028
00:52:02.400 --> 00:52:05.639
<v Speaker 1>Said, he's not gonna stay because he likes to be

1029
00:52:05.719 --> 00:52:06.760
<v Speaker 1>the only naked one.

1030
00:52:07.440 --> 00:52:09.760
<v Speaker 3>I think he likes the attention, and I think this

1031
00:52:09.840 --> 00:52:12.000
<v Speaker 3>is just too This would be too much.

1032
00:52:11.840 --> 00:52:14.760
<v Speaker 2>For him every single day. Okay. You know how you

1033
00:52:14.800 --> 00:52:15.360
<v Speaker 2>think you.

1034
00:52:15.280 --> 00:52:18.280
<v Speaker 3>Want something and then you get you're like, oh yeah,

1035
00:52:19.000 --> 00:52:20.880
<v Speaker 3>it gives you to it, like no, no, no, no, no,

1036
00:52:21.119 --> 00:52:25.480
<v Speaker 3>too too much. I think that's what eventually happens with him.

1037
00:52:26.440 --> 00:52:30.239
<v Speaker 1>So he goes and looks at a home that April

1038
00:52:30.320 --> 00:52:32.559
<v Speaker 1>is showing and there's a bunch of news just walking around.

1039
00:52:32.719 --> 00:52:35.920
<v Speaker 1>He looks longingly at a naked couple because he wishes

1040
00:52:35.920 --> 00:52:41.480
<v Speaker 1>he had a naked partner. So we see him chatting

1041
00:52:41.559 --> 00:52:44.079
<v Speaker 1>up a naked woman and he's telling girl, I want

1042
00:52:44.079 --> 00:52:46.239
<v Speaker 1>to get married, I want to have a child, and

1043
00:52:46.280 --> 00:52:49.239
<v Speaker 1>she says, Danny, you should move here. You definitely fit

1044
00:52:49.320 --> 00:52:54.079
<v Speaker 1>in karaoke people all having a ball. Wendy encourages him

1045
00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:57.360
<v Speaker 1>to sing. He does, and then he takes over. He's

1046
00:52:57.440 --> 00:53:02.199
<v Speaker 1>killing it. He take it easy by the eagles. Now

1047
00:53:02.280 --> 00:53:04.679
<v Speaker 1>Danny starts talking to a younger girl. I would say

1048
00:53:04.679 --> 00:53:08.840
<v Speaker 1>this girl, late twenties, early thirties, right, and.

1049
00:53:10.400 --> 00:53:13.159
<v Speaker 2>I don't think third well, I'm.

1050
00:53:13.000 --> 00:53:14.280
<v Speaker 1>Just saying this is what I thought.

1051
00:53:14.320 --> 00:53:16.920
<v Speaker 2>She looked like way younger than he is.

1052
00:53:17.000 --> 00:53:22.400
<v Speaker 1>Yes, by fifteen years. Yeah. And he's like, so what

1053
00:53:22.440 --> 00:53:24.480
<v Speaker 1>do you do? And she goes, well, I like to

1054
00:53:24.559 --> 00:53:26.159
<v Speaker 1>go to the beach and go on walks. He's like,

1055
00:53:26.199 --> 00:53:27.679
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, me too. I like to go to

1056
00:53:27.679 --> 00:53:30.000
<v Speaker 1>the beach and go on walks. And what else do

1057
00:53:30.039 --> 00:53:32.800
<v Speaker 1>you like to do? I like to go to karaoke.

1058
00:53:33.000 --> 00:53:35.920
<v Speaker 1>Me too, I like to go to karaoke. And he says,

1059
00:53:36.079 --> 00:53:37.960
<v Speaker 1>can I get your phone number? And she goes, okay,

1060
00:53:38.000 --> 00:53:41.079
<v Speaker 1>you know blah blah blah says it. He goes, I've

1061
00:53:41.079 --> 00:53:43.679
<v Speaker 1>got it. It's committed to memory. She goes okay, great.

1062
00:53:44.400 --> 00:53:47.599
<v Speaker 2>So he gets he remembered it too. It's a nuts

1063
00:53:47.639 --> 00:53:48.519
<v Speaker 2>I would have forgotten it.

1064
00:53:48.679 --> 00:53:53.920
<v Speaker 1>Yeah. So he gets back to his rental and messages her.

1065
00:53:53.920 --> 00:53:55.920
<v Speaker 1>Her name is Amanda, and she goes, who is this

1066
00:53:56.079 --> 00:54:00.239
<v Speaker 1>and he says it's me Danny from the bar. She says, oh, hey,

1067
00:54:00.000 --> 00:54:03.199
<v Speaker 1>he asked her on a date, and she goes, sure,

1068
00:54:04.400 --> 00:54:07.440
<v Speaker 1>all right, So now we meet Amanda fully closed. She's

1069
00:54:07.960 --> 00:54:10.679
<v Speaker 1>on a bench on a college campus and says, I'm

1070
00:54:10.679 --> 00:54:15.440
<v Speaker 1>a student in structural civil engineering. Really I'm just looking

1071
00:54:15.440 --> 00:54:19.119
<v Speaker 1>for a sugar daddy. And also I hope Danny can

1072
00:54:19.119 --> 00:54:22.880
<v Speaker 1>help support my support my music career, and eventually I'd

1073
00:54:22.920 --> 00:54:26.280
<v Speaker 1>like to have a Bugatti, a plane, and a Gucci bag. Well,

1074
00:54:26.320 --> 00:54:29.840
<v Speaker 1>you should start with the Gucci bag, sutainable, a small.

1075
00:54:29.679 --> 00:54:31.800
<v Speaker 2>Sor small, you know, start with the career.

1076
00:54:32.000 --> 00:54:35.639
<v Speaker 3>Get let him buy you some studio time a little yeah,

1077
00:54:35.800 --> 00:54:38.039
<v Speaker 3>let him give you some studio time. Then get you

1078
00:54:38.119 --> 00:54:42.719
<v Speaker 3>a purse, and then just it's steps. I mean, he

1079
00:54:42.800 --> 00:54:44.480
<v Speaker 3>may he fucking will probably live to.

1080
00:54:44.440 --> 00:54:45.199
<v Speaker 2>Be ninety nine.

1081
00:54:45.519 --> 00:54:47.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah easily.

1082
00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:48.119
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

1083
00:54:48.159 --> 00:54:51.320
<v Speaker 1>And then she says, ultimately, after she gets all these things,

1084
00:54:51.320 --> 00:54:55.599
<v Speaker 1>her ultimate goal is to solve world sustainability issues. So

1085
00:54:55.960 --> 00:55:01.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean, just got dreams. Okay, probably having a plane.

1086
00:55:01.119 --> 00:55:04.199
<v Speaker 1>It's not going to help world sustainability issues.

1087
00:55:04.239 --> 00:55:07.119
<v Speaker 2>But you know, you have to wonder if she truly

1088
00:55:07.239 --> 00:55:08.199
<v Speaker 2>knows what that means.

1089
00:55:08.239 --> 00:55:09.760
<v Speaker 1>She doesn't know what any of those I don't think

1090
00:55:09.840 --> 00:55:10.239
<v Speaker 1>she me.

1091
00:55:10.280 --> 00:55:12.559
<v Speaker 3>I don't think so either. I don't even feel like

1092
00:55:12.599 --> 00:55:13.880
<v Speaker 3>she really went to that college.

1093
00:55:14.840 --> 00:55:18.199
<v Speaker 1>That's also a possibility. So he goes to get a

1094
00:55:18.239 --> 00:55:24.480
<v Speaker 1>pedicure and he asked for French tip, gel nails on

1095
00:55:24.679 --> 00:55:26.119
<v Speaker 1>his toes.

1096
00:55:26.800 --> 00:55:32.039
<v Speaker 3>Yes he did, and uh, there was no explanation of why.

1097
00:55:31.920 --> 00:55:35.119
<v Speaker 1>He That is strange.

1098
00:55:35.480 --> 00:55:39.639
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, because yeah, yeah, if it would have said clear,

1099
00:55:40.400 --> 00:55:42.400
<v Speaker 2>even if he had said color and pink.

1100
00:55:42.920 --> 00:55:44.840
<v Speaker 3>But it was the fact that he said I want

1101
00:55:44.960 --> 00:55:49.840
<v Speaker 3>French tip. Jel really got me Gel now polished.

1102
00:55:50.400 --> 00:55:52.760
<v Speaker 1>So, I mean, I guess he is on his feet

1103
00:55:52.760 --> 00:55:54.599
<v Speaker 1>a lot and they are out in the open a lot,

1104
00:55:54.639 --> 00:55:56.639
<v Speaker 1>so wants to make sure that gel partially stays on.

1105
00:55:57.400 --> 00:55:59.559
<v Speaker 2>But friendship, don't get anything on your toes.

1106
00:56:00.119 --> 00:56:02.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, anyway, we're not going to be able to understand

1107
00:56:02.760 --> 00:56:05.760
<v Speaker 1>what that meant. He's getting ready for his date. He

1108
00:56:05.840 --> 00:56:08.960
<v Speaker 1>dances in, shakes his dog around in his kitchen.

1109
00:56:09.639 --> 00:56:10.400
<v Speaker 2>This is my note.

1110
00:56:10.559 --> 00:56:12.800
<v Speaker 1>He shakes his dog around in his kitchen.

1111
00:56:13.519 --> 00:56:14.719
<v Speaker 2>I mean a lot of donging.

1112
00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:18.199
<v Speaker 3>It was a lot of you know, and I you know,

1113
00:56:18.760 --> 00:56:23.039
<v Speaker 3>Danny does not have children, no, And I just have

1114
00:56:23.239 --> 00:56:27.159
<v Speaker 3>a feeling. And I could be completely wrong, because as

1115
00:56:27.199 --> 00:56:30.880
<v Speaker 3>I often am, but I feel like Danny.

1116
00:56:30.639 --> 00:56:33.280
<v Speaker 2>Likes to take a dip in both pools.

1117
00:56:34.000 --> 00:56:37.599
<v Speaker 3>Oh maybe do they say vibe that I got from Danny,

1118
00:56:37.840 --> 00:56:40.000
<v Speaker 3>Which is great, But I wish he would have when

1119
00:56:40.039 --> 00:56:41.199
<v Speaker 3>he was looking at that couple.

1120
00:56:42.079 --> 00:56:43.840
<v Speaker 2>I think he was looking at both asses.

1121
00:56:44.440 --> 00:56:50.000
<v Speaker 1>M okay, okay. So they go on the date. They're

1122
00:56:50.000 --> 00:56:53.800
<v Speaker 1>fully clothed and he brings her a rose and she's like,

1123
00:56:53.880 --> 00:56:57.679
<v Speaker 1>oh my god, it's so nice. Whatever, and they talk

1124
00:56:57.760 --> 00:57:00.800
<v Speaker 1>about food and it's funny because at one point on

1125
00:57:00.800 --> 00:57:02.519
<v Speaker 1>their text message, she said do you like fish? And

1126
00:57:02.559 --> 00:57:05.360
<v Speaker 1>she says, no, I like filet mignon. Because again, of course,

1127
00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:06.800
<v Speaker 1>it's like, if I'm going on a date with this guy,

1128
00:57:06.800 --> 00:57:11.599
<v Speaker 1>I'm getting a nice Oh yeah. So he tells her

1129
00:57:11.960 --> 00:57:15.880
<v Speaker 1>he's grateful with all his heart that she is there,

1130
00:57:16.679 --> 00:57:19.920
<v Speaker 1>and she's like, okay, great, and then she tells him

1131
00:57:19.960 --> 00:57:23.360
<v Speaker 1>she's studying to be a civil engineer. They have wine,

1132
00:57:23.519 --> 00:57:28.360
<v Speaker 1>I think too much wine. They have Filet mignon, and

1133
00:57:28.400 --> 00:57:32.039
<v Speaker 1>he asked her about kids and she goes, I don't

1134
00:57:32.079 --> 00:57:34.239
<v Speaker 1>want to have kids, like I'm not ready at this time.

1135
00:57:34.320 --> 00:57:37.039
<v Speaker 1>But this does not deter him.

1136
00:57:37.800 --> 00:57:40.719
<v Speaker 3>Look, seeing a picture of Danny with no clothes on

1137
00:57:40.960 --> 00:57:42.320
<v Speaker 3>is the best birth control.

1138
00:57:42.400 --> 00:57:45.000
<v Speaker 2>It is because it will immediately make you lock your legs.

1139
00:57:45.280 --> 00:57:46.559
<v Speaker 2>Who would want to have a baby.

1140
00:57:46.559 --> 00:57:48.280
<v Speaker 3>Do you know when you have a baby with an

1141
00:57:48.280 --> 00:57:50.480
<v Speaker 3>old man like that? Your baby comes out looking old.

1142
00:57:51.119 --> 00:57:53.840
<v Speaker 3>They just do this farm is all they do.

1143
00:57:54.480 --> 00:57:55.199
<v Speaker 2>Think about it.

1144
00:57:55.320 --> 00:57:57.519
<v Speaker 3>Anytime you have ever seen a person who had a

1145
00:57:57.559 --> 00:58:01.000
<v Speaker 3>baby with an old man that James his friend. It's

1146
00:58:01.039 --> 00:58:03.960
<v Speaker 3>a prime example. That baby came out looking like he

1147
00:58:04.079 --> 00:58:06.559
<v Speaker 3>was fifty nine years old. You cannot have a.

1148
00:58:06.519 --> 00:58:08.360
<v Speaker 2>Baby with an old, old, old old mate.

1149
00:58:08.639 --> 00:58:11.880
<v Speaker 1>Cat. Never Oh, I've never heard this theory.

1150
00:58:12.199 --> 00:58:15.840
<v Speaker 2>Well you heard it here first. It's true. Those four babies,

1151
00:58:15.960 --> 00:58:18.880
<v Speaker 2>they got wrinkles and all kindsage and gray air on

1152
00:58:18.960 --> 00:58:20.599
<v Speaker 2>their ears, like it's this bad.

1153
00:58:21.000 --> 00:58:23.840
<v Speaker 1>Don't do it, don't do it, Oh my god. So

1154
00:58:23.880 --> 00:58:26.760
<v Speaker 1>he says he's from San Diego, California, and she goes,

1155
00:58:27.119 --> 00:58:29.679
<v Speaker 1>I'm dying to go to San Diego. I really want

1156
00:58:29.719 --> 00:58:32.920
<v Speaker 1>to go to Sea World. And he goes, oh, well

1157
00:58:32.960 --> 00:58:35.400
<v Speaker 1>you could. I could definitely take you there. I could definitely.

1158
00:58:35.519 --> 00:58:37.679
<v Speaker 1>He's like, this is something at San Diego and sea World.

1159
00:58:37.719 --> 00:58:39.840
<v Speaker 1>This is yeah. And she goes, and I really want

1160
00:58:39.880 --> 00:58:41.760
<v Speaker 1>to go to Europe. He goes, well, I could do that.

1161
00:58:41.840 --> 00:58:43.840
<v Speaker 1>I could take you to Europe. That'd be no problem.

1162
00:58:44.199 --> 00:58:46.480
<v Speaker 1>She goes, yeah, I really love chocolate.

1163
00:58:47.599 --> 00:58:50.480
<v Speaker 2>So but they have sea World in Florida.

1164
00:58:51.599 --> 00:58:54.800
<v Speaker 1>They do. I think they also have one like in Dallas.

1165
00:58:54.800 --> 00:58:57.519
<v Speaker 1>All right, Houston, we have one in San Antonio.

1166
00:58:57.599 --> 00:58:59.440
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, So why was that such a big dream to

1167
00:58:59.480 --> 00:59:01.280
<v Speaker 3>go to Sandy, to go to Sea World.

1168
00:59:01.559 --> 00:59:07.559
<v Speaker 1>Listen, maybe this girl ain't that bright. So uh. Then

1169
00:59:07.599 --> 00:59:09.800
<v Speaker 1>she says to him, well, I think we have quite

1170
00:59:09.800 --> 00:59:11.480
<v Speaker 1>a bit in common, and I think we're off to

1171
00:59:11.559 --> 00:59:15.719
<v Speaker 1>a great start. He says, you know, if I walked

1172
00:59:15.719 --> 00:59:18.119
<v Speaker 1>around with you in my neighborhood back in San Diego,

1173
00:59:18.239 --> 00:59:21.400
<v Speaker 1>everybody would wonder how did I get such a great girl.

1174
00:59:22.679 --> 00:59:25.639
<v Speaker 1>Then he starts blathering on about his mom living in

1175
00:59:25.679 --> 00:59:31.039
<v Speaker 1>the Normandy region when Normandy was invaded, and he goes,

1176
00:59:31.079 --> 00:59:32.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't know how I got on this day. Oh

1177
00:59:32.800 --> 00:59:36.760
<v Speaker 1>it's the wine. And then she says, maybe you wouldn't

1178
00:59:36.840 --> 00:59:40.199
<v Speaker 1>like me because I get rowdy sometimes, and he goes, oh,

1179
00:59:40.239 --> 00:59:42.360
<v Speaker 1>I would just love everything about you. And she goes,

1180
00:59:42.920 --> 00:59:45.840
<v Speaker 1>you know, I got made a viral video and he goes, no.

1181
00:59:46.519 --> 00:59:48.519
<v Speaker 1>She goes, let me show you. So she pulls out

1182
00:59:48.519 --> 00:59:50.639
<v Speaker 1>this viral video that she made on her phone and

1183
00:59:50.679 --> 00:59:56.400
<v Speaker 1>it says, shake that ass. You got that ass for days?

1184
00:59:56.559 --> 00:59:58.760
<v Speaker 1>Shake that ass, shorty like you getting paid?

1185
00:59:59.679 --> 01:00:03.760
<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, like I said, Little Eggy Azilia, she most

1186
01:00:03.920 --> 01:00:06.119
<v Speaker 3>definitely is not gonna get invited to the be et

1187
01:00:06.280 --> 01:00:08.840
<v Speaker 3>hip hop Awar shows like she will not be performing

1188
01:00:08.880 --> 01:00:09.639
<v Speaker 3>on any stages.

1189
01:00:10.079 --> 01:00:13.280
<v Speaker 2>Well maybe at a strip club stage.

1190
01:00:13.519 --> 01:00:16.960
<v Speaker 1>But so he looks at it and she's like, shake

1191
01:00:17.039 --> 01:00:19.920
<v Speaker 1>that ass. Shake it for a day. As he's getting pad,

1192
01:00:20.000 --> 01:00:22.920
<v Speaker 1>she's singing it out him, He's like, yep, yeah, all right.

1193
01:00:23.639 --> 01:00:25.800
<v Speaker 1>He goes wow, and he goes you know what.

1194
01:00:25.960 --> 01:00:26.360
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

1195
01:00:26.719 --> 01:00:29.400
<v Speaker 1>This goes back millions of years when when a man

1196
01:00:29.639 --> 01:00:33.840
<v Speaker 1>stops thinking about sex, you're done. Within five years, you're dead.

1197
01:00:34.440 --> 01:00:36.480
<v Speaker 1>Most people in this room will die. You and I

1198
01:00:36.559 --> 01:00:40.039
<v Speaker 1>will die. You don't know the trauma I've gone through

1199
01:00:40.079 --> 01:00:43.280
<v Speaker 1>with people treating me horribly. Starts crying.

1200
01:00:43.320 --> 01:00:45.159
<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, this is not what you do on

1201
01:00:45.199 --> 01:00:45.840
<v Speaker 2>a first date.

1202
01:00:47.360 --> 01:00:50.960
<v Speaker 1>She seeds the dessert and he tells her, I would

1203
01:00:50.960 --> 01:00:54.119
<v Speaker 1>give you anything in the world just to be with you. Now,

1204
01:00:54.320 --> 01:00:55.800
<v Speaker 1>to me, this sounds like it's working out.

1205
01:00:56.000 --> 01:00:57.960
<v Speaker 2>She's looking first sugar daddy.

1206
01:00:58.119 --> 01:01:01.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and she went to the Naked Place looking for

1207
01:01:01.760 --> 01:01:04.840
<v Speaker 1>a sugar daddy. She found one did and he says,

1208
01:01:04.880 --> 01:01:07.920
<v Speaker 1>I need your shoe size because tomorrow I'm going to

1209
01:01:07.960 --> 01:01:12.679
<v Speaker 1>buy you my favorite Jessica Simpson red pump. He did

1210
01:01:12.719 --> 01:01:16.960
<v Speaker 1>not say red bottoms. He did not say nolablanis. He said,

1211
01:01:18.679 --> 01:01:20.239
<v Speaker 1>Jessica Simpson red pumps.

1212
01:01:20.760 --> 01:01:23.440
<v Speaker 2>Now, I love a good Jessica Simpson shoe.

1213
01:01:23.920 --> 01:01:26.159
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but if you're trying to show me you got money,

1214
01:01:26.880 --> 01:01:29.880
<v Speaker 3>that's not it that that that is not a flex.

1215
01:01:30.119 --> 01:01:31.239
<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no no.

1216
01:01:31.719 --> 01:01:34.000
<v Speaker 1>He says, tomorrow I will be at the Eden resort

1217
01:01:34.039 --> 01:01:36.320
<v Speaker 1>and I will have the shoes for you, and she goes, great,

1218
01:01:36.400 --> 01:01:38.159
<v Speaker 1>let's do it. I'll meet you there. I'm looking forward

1219
01:01:38.159 --> 01:01:40.840
<v Speaker 1>to it. Next day, he goes to look for the

1220
01:01:40.880 --> 01:01:43.079
<v Speaker 1>shoe first at Nordstrum, to which they say, get the

1221
01:01:43.079 --> 01:01:44.760
<v Speaker 1>fuck out of here. You know, we do not carry

1222
01:01:44.800 --> 01:01:47.239
<v Speaker 1>Jessica Simpson at Norstrm. You better get your ass to

1223
01:01:47.280 --> 01:01:54.440
<v Speaker 1>the TJ Max, TJ Max out of here. So he

1224
01:01:54.519 --> 01:01:57.159
<v Speaker 1>does buy some shoes. They are red pumps, so they're

1225
01:01:57.159 --> 01:02:02.559
<v Speaker 1>not Jessica Simpson's. And did we see him over at

1226
01:02:02.719 --> 01:02:06.079
<v Speaker 1>Eden playing nekey dart? Naked darts with Amanda seems dangerous.

1227
01:02:07.000 --> 01:02:08.840
<v Speaker 1>Naked dart seems dangerous.

1228
01:02:09.079 --> 01:02:13.000
<v Speaker 3>Because if one dart goes wrong, you ain't out to

1229
01:02:13.039 --> 01:02:13.559
<v Speaker 3>protect you.

1230
01:02:14.000 --> 01:02:16.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, he and Amanda. They play darts, They work

1231
01:02:16.960 --> 01:02:19.280
<v Speaker 1>out on the elliptical, they take a walk, They play

1232
01:02:19.360 --> 01:02:21.159
<v Speaker 1>tennis and they hang out in the pool. They do

1233
01:02:21.360 --> 01:02:22.679
<v Speaker 1>everything naked all day.

1234
01:02:23.519 --> 01:02:24.119
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

1235
01:02:24.159 --> 01:02:26.719
<v Speaker 1>The days are going well so far, so they go

1236
01:02:26.800 --> 01:02:30.320
<v Speaker 1>back to his place. He brings out the shoes. He says,

1237
01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:33.159
<v Speaker 1>you should try them on. They're very high quality. I

1238
01:02:33.159 --> 01:02:35.679
<v Speaker 1>think they're Sam Edelman's. Is what it looks like from

1239
01:02:35.719 --> 01:02:37.039
<v Speaker 1>the inside of the writing on the shoe.

1240
01:02:37.079 --> 01:02:39.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know that designer. Is that a good shoe designer?

1241
01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:43.000
<v Speaker 1>I mean it's maybe one step above Jessica Simpson, one

1242
01:02:43.000 --> 01:02:44.239
<v Speaker 1>step below Del Trevida.

1243
01:02:44.440 --> 01:02:46.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay, gotcha, So.

1244
01:02:48.159 --> 01:02:51.320
<v Speaker 1>Tries them on. She walks around naked in them, of course,

1245
01:02:51.320 --> 01:02:54.239
<v Speaker 1>because she's niked Okay, and he says again for the

1246
01:02:54.280 --> 01:02:58.000
<v Speaker 1>four hundredth time, I left California because my neighbors were

1247
01:02:58.039 --> 01:03:03.039
<v Speaker 1>treating me horribly. So if I moved here, would you

1248
01:03:03.159 --> 01:03:05.800
<v Speaker 1>like to live here with me? I could buy a

1249
01:03:05.840 --> 01:03:08.840
<v Speaker 1>big house. We could have a good life here. And

1250
01:03:08.920 --> 01:03:13.480
<v Speaker 1>she's like, second date, and uh, he says, just think

1251
01:03:13.519 --> 01:03:14.840
<v Speaker 1>about just think about it. You can let me know.

1252
01:03:14.920 --> 01:03:17.880
<v Speaker 1>You can let me know, and she goes, it's really sweet.

1253
01:03:18.239 --> 01:03:18.519
<v Speaker 2>Wow.

1254
01:03:18.639 --> 01:03:21.760
<v Speaker 1>The tea I'm drinking matches, my shoes both are red.

1255
01:03:23.199 --> 01:03:27.920
<v Speaker 1>Sucks on her vape. Okay, next day, he's texting her,

1256
01:03:28.159 --> 01:03:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I had so much fun. How are you? Where are you?

1257
01:03:33.360 --> 01:03:37.400
<v Speaker 1>What are you doing? Can you call me? Smiley? Emoji?

1258
01:03:37.679 --> 01:03:38.760
<v Speaker 1>Okay emoji?

1259
01:03:39.440 --> 01:03:39.960
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

1260
01:03:40.039 --> 01:03:40.800
<v Speaker 1>Who'd you call him?

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01:03:41.519 --> 01:03:44.000
<v Speaker 2>Dad? Like your dad texting you?

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01:03:44.079 --> 01:03:44.119
<v Speaker 3>Like?

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01:03:44.159 --> 01:03:45.400
<v Speaker 2>Where are you? What are you doing?

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01:03:46.119 --> 01:03:48.280
<v Speaker 1>Then he starts pacing the neighborhood and then he goes

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01:03:48.280 --> 01:03:51.239
<v Speaker 1>to the gym they were seeing just crazy, crazy, crazy.

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01:03:51.239 --> 01:03:54.880
<v Speaker 1>He's sending her a million messages right, yes. Then we

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01:03:54.920 --> 01:03:57.280
<v Speaker 1>get the weird camera work again where it's like spinning

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01:03:57.400 --> 01:04:01.880
<v Speaker 1>in the cars and that I hate. Finally she facetimes

1269
01:04:01.920 --> 01:04:04.280
<v Speaker 1>him and she's like, Hi, what's going on. He goes,

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01:04:04.320 --> 01:04:06.320
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I was so worried. I was so worried.

1271
01:04:06.360 --> 01:04:08.800
<v Speaker 1>You never wrote me back. It's been two hours, I thought,

1272
01:04:08.880 --> 01:04:11.360
<v Speaker 1>And she goes, I fell you were dead. She goes, well,

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01:04:11.400 --> 01:04:14.039
<v Speaker 1>I was in class because I'm a student, and I

1274
01:04:14.079 --> 01:04:16.559
<v Speaker 1>saw my phone was going off but I couldn't answer it.

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01:04:17.280 --> 01:04:19.840
<v Speaker 1>And then he goes, so, how do you like the shoes?

1276
01:04:20.519 --> 01:04:22.519
<v Speaker 1>She's like, oh, the shoes are great. You know I'm

1277
01:04:22.559 --> 01:04:25.519
<v Speaker 1>a class I'm not wearing them right, And then he says,

1278
01:04:25.519 --> 01:04:27.639
<v Speaker 1>are you having a good day? She goes, yeah, it's good,

1279
01:04:28.320 --> 01:04:30.639
<v Speaker 1>and I got to tell you something like what you

1280
01:04:30.639 --> 01:04:33.440
<v Speaker 1>asked me. And we talked about last night, like it's

1281
01:04:33.559 --> 01:04:36.440
<v Speaker 1>just too fast to move in and all that, like

1282
01:04:36.480 --> 01:04:39.880
<v Speaker 1>it's too fast and we barely know each other. And

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01:04:39.920 --> 01:04:42.519
<v Speaker 1>I hope you understand. And he goes, yeah, I do,

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01:04:42.599 --> 01:04:46.400
<v Speaker 1>I do. I do. And then she goes, yeah, you know,

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01:04:47.280 --> 01:04:50.639
<v Speaker 1>shake that ass, shorty, like you're trying to get paid.

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01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:55.159
<v Speaker 1>Shake that ass, shorty. You got to ask for days, right,

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01:04:55.440 --> 01:04:56.719
<v Speaker 1>you know, And he goes.

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01:04:56.639 --> 01:04:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, uh huh.

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01:04:58.400 --> 01:04:59.119
<v Speaker 1>So they hang up.

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01:05:00.360 --> 01:05:01.599
<v Speaker 2>So the producer with the.

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01:05:01.599 --> 01:05:04.880
<v Speaker 3>Text messages like he had a chance, but she's like, Okay,

1292
01:05:04.880 --> 01:05:06.920
<v Speaker 3>I'm gonna have to deal with this ship all this

1293
01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:08.760
<v Speaker 3>is a sugar daddy who really wants some sugar.

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01:05:09.000 --> 01:05:12.559
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, and I can't. Yeah yeah. So the producer goes,

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01:05:12.599 --> 01:05:15.199
<v Speaker 1>are you okay, and he goes, I'm fine. I'm just

1296
01:05:15.239 --> 01:05:18.559
<v Speaker 1>gonna go for a run in my banana hammock. So

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01:05:20.039 --> 01:05:22.639
<v Speaker 1>he says, I must have been an idiot to go

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01:05:22.719 --> 01:05:25.239
<v Speaker 1>on a date with her. All she was talking about

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01:05:25.280 --> 01:05:28.039
<v Speaker 1>was money. I was living in a dream world when

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01:05:28.079 --> 01:05:30.400
<v Speaker 1>I was in Eden. It's time to go home and

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01:05:30.559 --> 01:05:33.119
<v Speaker 1>deal with my neighbors in a proper manner.

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01:05:33.920 --> 01:05:37.039
<v Speaker 3>It was too much for him. It just it wasn't

1303
01:05:37.079 --> 01:05:39.599
<v Speaker 3>the vibe that he thought that it was going to be.

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01:05:40.159 --> 01:05:43.159
<v Speaker 2>He's he likes the chaos. He loves that.

1305
01:05:44.039 --> 01:05:46.199
<v Speaker 1>I think he should have shot his shot with Wendy.

1306
01:05:46.599 --> 01:05:47.920
<v Speaker 1>Wendy was more age appropriate.

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01:05:48.039 --> 01:05:51.679
<v Speaker 2>Oh, she won for in her fertile years. That's someone

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01:05:51.679 --> 01:05:52.719
<v Speaker 2>who was fertile.

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01:05:52.599 --> 01:05:54.639
<v Speaker 1>That's true. But maybe she had kids to get adopted

1310
01:05:54.639 --> 01:05:59.559
<v Speaker 1>and give his last name. So he says he's gonna

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01:05:59.599 --> 01:06:02.559
<v Speaker 1>go back to San Diego. So now he goes back home,

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01:06:02.559 --> 01:06:03.679
<v Speaker 1>and what does he do, Keisha.

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01:06:04.679 --> 01:06:07.239
<v Speaker 2>He has a new party in his backyard.

1314
01:06:07.599 --> 01:06:09.400
<v Speaker 1>He has a naked pity in his backyard.

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01:06:10.000 --> 01:06:12.039
<v Speaker 2>He should have been doing it the whole fucking time.

1316
01:06:12.519 --> 01:06:15.239
<v Speaker 1>Come on, now he's put out flyers he did? He

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01:06:15.320 --> 01:06:18.719
<v Speaker 1>put out something on probably next door. Yeah, and he says,

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01:06:18.920 --> 01:06:22.760
<v Speaker 1>I love America. You can't pick your neighbors, but you

1319
01:06:22.800 --> 01:06:27.320
<v Speaker 1>can pick who comes into your backyard. Yeah, and we

1320
01:06:27.559 --> 01:06:31.320
<v Speaker 1>see the naked party with karaoke and darts. What he

1321
01:06:31.400 --> 01:06:35.280
<v Speaker 1>learned from Eden, He said, a quitter never wins, and

1322
01:06:35.320 --> 01:06:40.280
<v Speaker 1>a winner never quits. Fuck my neighbors, fuck them, And

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01:06:41.079 --> 01:06:45.639
<v Speaker 1>that's it. That is the end of episode six. YEP,

1324
01:06:45.920 --> 01:06:50.079
<v Speaker 1>and again I asked, what did I do to choose

1325
01:06:50.119 --> 01:06:52.000
<v Speaker 1>this career where I had to talk about that because

1326
01:06:52.039 --> 01:06:52.719
<v Speaker 1>it was upsetting.

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01:06:55.280 --> 01:06:58.480
<v Speaker 2>I will say this, I was concerned for you.

1328
01:07:00.119 --> 01:07:02.480
<v Speaker 1>You weren't the only one. I got so many dms

1329
01:07:02.519 --> 01:07:04.400
<v Speaker 1>like have you watched it? And I'm like, you, guys know,

1330
01:07:04.440 --> 01:07:05.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm not going to watch it till the day before

1331
01:07:05.880 --> 01:07:09.800
<v Speaker 1>we recorded, and then when I sent it to Matt,

1332
01:07:09.920 --> 01:07:12.199
<v Speaker 1>he was like, no, Mary, pay look away, it's not

1333
01:07:12.239 --> 01:07:12.599
<v Speaker 1>for you.

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01:07:13.400 --> 01:07:14.639
<v Speaker 2>It was too late. Here's the thing.

1335
01:07:14.760 --> 01:07:17.199
<v Speaker 1>It was too late. I already seen the triple deck.

1336
01:07:17.239 --> 01:07:18.719
<v Speaker 1>I didn't understand what was happening.

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01:07:19.119 --> 01:07:21.079
<v Speaker 3>I just kept thinking, you know, we kind of lost

1338
01:07:21.119 --> 01:07:24.280
<v Speaker 3>her earlier this year, this may be the thing to

1339
01:07:24.360 --> 01:07:26.159
<v Speaker 3>really do her.

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01:07:27.079 --> 01:07:29.280
<v Speaker 1>We are coming up on a We're coming up on

1341
01:07:29.320 --> 01:07:31.519
<v Speaker 1>a year of the time I almost died. Everybody, is

1342
01:07:31.559 --> 01:07:32.000
<v Speaker 1>it a year?

1343
01:07:32.039 --> 01:07:33.480
<v Speaker 2>It feels like it just happened.

1344
01:07:33.800 --> 01:07:36.880
<v Speaker 1>It was July of last year, July seventh, tweets if

1345
01:07:36.960 --> 01:07:37.719
<v Speaker 1>it felt like it.

1346
01:07:37.639 --> 01:07:40.119
<v Speaker 2>Was this, Okay, so let me go back. We almost

1347
01:07:40.239 --> 01:07:41.280
<v Speaker 2>lost you last year.

1348
01:07:41.480 --> 01:07:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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01:07:44.159 --> 01:07:46.159
<v Speaker 2>I was like, God, damn it, this is this is

1350
01:07:46.360 --> 01:07:48.800
<v Speaker 2>this why killer right here? Because that was a lot.

1351
01:07:48.920 --> 01:07:53.119
<v Speaker 2>It was a lot for me. I just wasn't expecting

1352
01:07:53.159 --> 01:07:56.639
<v Speaker 2>it to was James watching it with you. Oh fuck no,

1353
01:07:57.840 --> 01:07:59.480
<v Speaker 2>I never would have made it. He would have never

1354
01:07:59.519 --> 01:08:01.280
<v Speaker 2>shut up if I had watched it with them.

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01:08:01.480 --> 01:08:03.719
<v Speaker 1>No, well, Dave would have just said, I'm not watching this,

1356
01:08:03.719 --> 01:08:06.800
<v Speaker 1>this is gru He would have just like refused. So

1357
01:08:07.000 --> 01:08:09.000
<v Speaker 1>I had it. This is what we do. Like so

1358
01:08:09.280 --> 01:08:11.320
<v Speaker 1>when we're at the beach, because this house is very small,

1359
01:08:11.360 --> 01:08:12.800
<v Speaker 1>so he sits on the couch and I saw on

1360
01:08:12.840 --> 01:08:14.800
<v Speaker 1>the other side of the couch, I plug my laptop

1361
01:08:14.840 --> 01:08:16.760
<v Speaker 1>and put my aarpods in and then I pull up

1362
01:08:16.880 --> 01:08:18.880
<v Speaker 1>like the two screens right like what I'm watching and

1363
01:08:18.920 --> 01:08:22.119
<v Speaker 1>when I'm writing notes. And he never like walked behind

1364
01:08:22.159 --> 01:08:25.640
<v Speaker 1>me and saw it, saw it. But I did a

1365
01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:27.520
<v Speaker 1>couple I did laugh a couple of times, Like when

1366
01:08:27.520 --> 01:08:30.239
<v Speaker 1>I was texting with Matt. He was like, very Paine,

1367
01:08:30.239 --> 01:08:30.800
<v Speaker 1>protect yourself.

1368
01:08:30.840 --> 01:08:31.159
<v Speaker 2>Look away.

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01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:32.840
<v Speaker 1>I don't know what this is, but it's not for you.

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01:08:33.159 --> 01:08:35.079
<v Speaker 1>And I was laughing. And I was laughing at when

1371
01:08:35.079 --> 01:08:38.600
<v Speaker 1>I was texting you about the tri PENI like, what

1372
01:08:38.680 --> 01:08:41.520
<v Speaker 1>was going on with the triple the triple Dick? And

1373
01:08:41.600 --> 01:08:43.199
<v Speaker 1>I was laughing and he's like, what are you laughing at?

1374
01:08:43.319 --> 01:08:45.600
<v Speaker 1>I go, it's about nkedness. Do you really want to

1375
01:08:45.640 --> 01:08:50.439
<v Speaker 1>hear it? He goes No. He probably meant like, if

1376
01:08:50.479 --> 01:08:51.800
<v Speaker 1>it was naked girls, I want to hear about it,

1377
01:08:51.840 --> 01:08:54.199
<v Speaker 1>but I don't want to hear about some naked old tan,

1378
01:08:54.640 --> 01:08:55.920
<v Speaker 1>old white dand dudes.

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01:08:56.239 --> 01:08:59.800
<v Speaker 3>It was it was the saggage that was the big

1380
01:09:00.359 --> 01:09:01.479
<v Speaker 3>that was what was upsetting.

1381
01:09:02.640 --> 01:09:05.399
<v Speaker 1>He was a lot a sagging and I didn't feel

1382
01:09:05.439 --> 01:09:09.680
<v Speaker 1>that this was much of a neighbor story. Right, if

1383
01:09:09.680 --> 01:09:12.319
<v Speaker 1>he would have stayed in San Diego, it would have

1384
01:09:12.319 --> 01:09:13.399
<v Speaker 1>been a neighbor story.

1385
01:09:13.880 --> 01:09:16.000
<v Speaker 3>Yeah, it took a turn, and I will say this,

1386
01:09:16.039 --> 01:09:20.039
<v Speaker 3>see most definitely earned his solo episode.

1387
01:09:20.439 --> 01:09:22.560
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, Oh Sandy still alive.

1388
01:09:23.920 --> 01:09:25.720
<v Speaker 1>It has to be. He was only seventy one when

1389
01:09:25.760 --> 01:09:26.479
<v Speaker 1>this was filmed.

1390
01:09:26.880 --> 01:09:27.840
<v Speaker 2>And when was it filmed?

1391
01:09:28.199 --> 01:09:30.560
<v Speaker 1>I don't know. Seems like somebody some of these were

1392
01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:32.680
<v Speaker 1>from twenty twenty two and someone from twenty twenty five.

1393
01:09:33.439 --> 01:09:35.359
<v Speaker 1>So let's do you know what we're gonna do. We're

1394
01:09:35.359 --> 01:09:38.840
<v Speaker 1>gonna do what we call Google on air. Okay, we're

1395
01:09:38.840 --> 01:09:45.319
<v Speaker 1>gonna see Danny from Neighbors, San Diego. Okay, I'm licking

1396
01:09:45.399 --> 01:09:46.199
<v Speaker 1>when it comes up.

1397
01:09:46.840 --> 01:09:47.159
<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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01:09:47.359 --> 01:09:53.479
<v Speaker 1>Danny Schmaccowsky, often called Yellow Thong Guy all right, is

1399
01:09:53.479 --> 01:09:56.600
<v Speaker 1>a seventy two year old San Diego local and a

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01:09:56.640 --> 01:10:01.000
<v Speaker 1>perpetual political candidate who became the breakouts star on the

1401
01:10:01.199 --> 01:10:07.279
<v Speaker 1>HBO reality series Neighbors. And let's just find out how

1402
01:10:07.520 --> 01:10:09.800
<v Speaker 1>his fame led to a brief trip to a Florida

1403
01:10:09.880 --> 01:10:14.640
<v Speaker 1>nudest colony, a highly discussed only bands presence, and a

1404
01:10:14.800 --> 01:10:20.359
<v Speaker 1>surge in public visibility. Read more about his backstory here

1405
01:10:20.399 --> 01:10:24.039
<v Speaker 1>on the Hollywood Reporter, or local coverage is San Diego Tribune.

1406
01:10:24.079 --> 01:10:27.279
<v Speaker 1>So just google Danny from Neighbors and all this comes

1407
01:10:27.359 --> 01:10:32.119
<v Speaker 1>up and you can click. He seems to be with us,

1408
01:10:32.159 --> 01:10:34.760
<v Speaker 1>and he got an article in the Hollywood Reporter and

1409
01:10:34.800 --> 01:10:39.319
<v Speaker 1>in the San Diego Tribune how a local.

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01:10:39.600 --> 01:10:42.119
<v Speaker 2>Framed and hanging on the Oh my god.

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01:10:43.199 --> 01:10:47.960
<v Speaker 1>And then we have Dan Schmithkowski, mayoral candidate twenty twenty four.

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01:10:48.039 --> 01:10:51.640
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, okay, all right, he's still kicking it. Good

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01:10:51.640 --> 01:10:52.800
<v Speaker 1>for you, Danny.

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01:10:52.840 --> 01:10:56.199
<v Speaker 3>Good for you, Danny for representing all the Saggie dicks,

1415
01:10:58.319 --> 01:11:00.920
<v Speaker 3>it being the voice of the still a Rice movement.

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01:11:01.319 --> 01:11:05.720
<v Speaker 2>Thank you Danny.

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01:11:07.359 --> 01:11:09.640
<v Speaker 1>You know, we didn't know that Danny was who we

1418
01:11:09.720 --> 01:11:14.000
<v Speaker 1>needed to lead us into. Okay, oh my lord, yeah

1419
01:11:14.000 --> 01:11:18.319
<v Speaker 1>that was funny. Thank you Danny, and thank you Keisha

1420
01:11:18.359 --> 01:11:21.720
<v Speaker 1>forcovering Neighbors with me. Of course we did it. We

1421
01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:24.600
<v Speaker 1>did it, and we did cover the one episode of

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01:11:24.640 --> 01:11:26.479
<v Speaker 1>Worst x Ever. Guys, it's going to be on the

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01:11:26.560 --> 01:11:30.239
<v Speaker 1>Wednesday ten dollars Prime Feed and here at the end,

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01:11:30.279 --> 01:11:31.840
<v Speaker 1>I'll remind you guys that if you're on the ten

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01:11:31.920 --> 01:11:34.000
<v Speaker 1>dollar and above level on the Prime Feed, we are

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01:11:34.039 --> 01:11:37.359
<v Speaker 1>doing Pink Shade Live Thursday night, and if you are

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01:11:37.399 --> 01:11:39.920
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01:11:39.920 --> 01:11:43.000
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01:11:43.520 --> 01:11:46.960
<v Speaker 1>just send us your email and let us know that

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01:11:47.000 --> 01:11:51.399
<v Speaker 1>you're with Apple Subscriptions and give them email Ingrid at

1431
01:11:51.439 --> 01:11:53.680
<v Speaker 1>pink shape podcast dot com. She's gonna kill.

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01:11:53.560 --> 01:11:56.560
<v Speaker 2>Me, she is. I want when she kills you, k

1433
01:11:56.720 --> 01:11:57.600
<v Speaker 2>you like record it.

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01:11:58.680 --> 01:12:00.239
<v Speaker 1>You guys do have to do a screen show of

1435
01:12:00.279 --> 01:12:03.319
<v Speaker 1>your phone to show that you are an Apple subscription

1436
01:12:03.520 --> 01:12:05.399
<v Speaker 1>member or we're not just taking your word for it,

1437
01:12:06.439 --> 01:12:09.520
<v Speaker 1>because we're going to talk about some very secret think. No,

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01:12:09.600 --> 01:12:11.640
<v Speaker 1>we're not. We're just gonna we're gonna have fun. It's

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01:12:11.640 --> 01:12:13.960
<v Speaker 1>just gonna be one hour on Thursday, eight o'clock Eastern.

1440
01:12:14.720 --> 01:12:17.239
<v Speaker 1>We're just gonna chat Me and Kimberly and Keisha, the

1441
01:12:17.399 --> 01:12:20.000
<v Speaker 1>trifecta here of pink shade.

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01:12:20.439 --> 01:12:23.159
<v Speaker 2>So hey, hey, that's it.

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01:12:23.319 --> 01:12:25.479
<v Speaker 1>We'll be back next week for Love After lock Up.

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01:12:25.520 --> 01:12:29.800
<v Speaker 1>Thank you, thank you, thank you. Who can't wait to

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01:12:29.920 --> 01:12:32.119
<v Speaker 1>get back and listen? Be careful what you wish for it.

1446
01:12:32.159 --> 01:12:33.199
<v Speaker 1>Maybe a terrible.

1447
01:12:32.920 --> 01:12:37.159
<v Speaker 2>Batch, but they look extra stupid. Yeah, it'll be.

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01:12:37.199 --> 01:12:39.760
<v Speaker 1>We'll be on tooth Watch. We'll be on the tooth Watch.

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01:12:41.000 --> 01:12:41.279
<v Speaker 2>That's it.

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01:12:41.319 --> 01:12:44.239
<v Speaker 1>I'll see you guys tomorrow for TLC Tuesday with Kimberly. Okay,

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01:12:44.279 --> 01:12:51.439
<v Speaker 1>bye bye