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Speaker 1: Good morning from hell. It's good for Clayton here with Chris.

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Speaker 2: Chris, say hello, Hello, I'm dead.

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Speaker 1: Say it less creepy. Do it to another. Take less creepy,

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don't go hello. No one wants to hear that in

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their ear.

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Speaker 2: Hello I'm dead with meaning Hello, I'm dead.

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Speaker 3: I've been dead for about a year and a half now,

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and I'm forced to do this podcast where we interview

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everyone in the afterlife and it's my eternal torture And yeah.

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Speaker 1: That's right, and I'm the brother of Satan.

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Speaker 4: My name is Clayton.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, you say you've been do this for about

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a year and a half now, But I mean, what's

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it like You get up in the morning, you know,

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you brush your teeth with some fresh hot magma, and

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then you drink your cup of diarrhea while you stare

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out at the Lake of Fire and you're just kind

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of thinking about the data come like, what's going through

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your mind at this point, you know, because this is

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your life now forever.

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Speaker 3: Well besides, you know, there's a lot of bullets flying

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just so a lot of bullets go.

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Speaker 1: Through my mind or not in America Chris, Hell, yeah.

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Speaker 3: But there's still the only difference is the bullets in

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Hell don't come from guns.

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Speaker 1: They just like they just like are like birds.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I mean that's the biggest, biggest I mean,

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there are some guns that add bullets, but most of

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the you know, most of it's just like you know,

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free roaming bullets in Hell.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, but I don't know.

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Speaker 3: It's like one of those things you know, whenever you

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wake up in the morning, you have your cup of

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diarrhea and you think about like how the day is

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gonna go, and you think about things that you may

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or may not be looking forward to. Imagine that, but

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there's nothing to look forward to. It's kind of like that.

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That's what Hell's like.

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Speaker 1: Okay, all right, speaking of those bullets sor right, Sorry

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about that, all right, sorry, flock of bullets. So we

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got a guest on today, Yes, believe Chris, Yeah, take

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it away.

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Speaker 2: You booked them, right, I thought you booked them.

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Speaker 1: Let me check the papers. Know, Wait who booked it?

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I thought we have a guest. I know it's confirmed

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on the invite, the on the.

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Speaker 2: Thing it's it's rat Man.

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Speaker 1: Well I didn't book it. Did we hire somebody new?

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I don't understand. How did this happen, you know Ratman,

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Pat pat Man or Batman. I don't know.

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Speaker 2: I'm a super or some sort. That's that's what I thought.

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Speaker 1: I we had to.

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Speaker 4: Come in. Hello, Hello, Hello, it's Ratman.

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Speaker 1: How are you good?

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Speaker 4: Good? Good?

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Speaker 2: Hey, hey good great to have you on.

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Speaker 1: Been waiting for you. Very exciting to be here in.

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Speaker 2: Hell my first time. Yes, excitements fun for rat Man.

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Speaker 1: You and I rat rat Man. We go away back. Yeah, Chris,

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I don't think you've met Chris. Can you tell Chris

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who you are?

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Speaker 5: Well, Chris, I'm a rat Man and I'm very excited

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for Clayton to tell you now about my podcast.

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Speaker 2: Good Morning rat Man. I assume you're a very.

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Speaker 5: Big fan, and is why I'm here to talk about

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my podcast.

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Speaker 1: Yes, they good day, Good morning.

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Speaker 5: Rat Morning, rat Man me the titula Ratman.

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Speaker 1: That's right. It's one of my favorite audio shows. It

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has it has rat Man.

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Speaker 2: Every day, it has rat Man, and.

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Speaker 1: It comes out sometimes in the morning.

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Speaker 5: It comes out mostly in the morning when the spaghetti

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male Man takes my order in time. That is the

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life of rat Man. Things are crazy around.

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Speaker 6: Me, amiable now on all podcasts.

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Speaker 5: Oh beautiful, I brought my producer and my producer. Listen,

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my producer is doing an excellent job. My producer coming

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in producing. You guys have one of those. You have

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a producer for this show?

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Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris, I mean he's kind of our producer.

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Speaker 3: He's yeah, yeah, I mean that's part of the eternal punishment,

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you know, producing podcast, which is I.

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Speaker 1: Don't know, I don't wait.

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Speaker 6: Good Morning rat Man. Take one, fantastic, Good morning rat Man.

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Speaker 2: It is rat Man, and I'm.

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Speaker 1: Here to give you the good news. We're recording our podcast.

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Are you also recording your podcast?

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Speaker 6: Angela Good Morning rat Man podcast producer here? Excuse me,

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you're interrupting this recording of good rat Man.

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Speaker 2: Thank you very see.

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Speaker 5: That's why I bring in my producer to do the

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heavy lifting. Agela and again and again and again. I'm

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endlessly I'm endlessly positive. I can't wait to bring you

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to good news. So it's kind of my heavy here.

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So let's do a take two and we'll just take

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it from the top, but not the very top, just

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Speaker 6: Take two. Good morning rat Man.

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Speaker 5: Good, good morning rat Man. It's me rat Man, and

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I'm here to bring you the good news. I'm here

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with my friends Clayton and Chris, and they are from

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Where are you from?

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Speaker 1: It's a hell? Where we are Hell? Right now, we're

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from Hell. Yeah, good morning from Hell. I'm Clayton, your

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host of this show, and I'm Chris.

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Speaker 2: It's good morning rat Man.

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Speaker 1: Good morning from Hell. Hey, good morning from Hell. We're

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here with rat Man on our show. This is Chris,

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my co host of this show. Yeah, welcome, We're welcome

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rat Man and Angela Bandela Angela.

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Speaker 2: Can you do something about this? One's a little bit, ah,

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a little off a little Is it confusing for you?

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Speaker 6: Gonna have to ask everyone to pause here and go

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Speaker 5: Okay, wait very much again again, we're not gonna take it.

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Speaker 1: It's just Sanjo really quick in rat Man. How about

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we do half of the podcast is good Morning from

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Hell and the other half is good morning Ratman.

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Speaker 2: You know it's good morning rat Man. But you're close enough.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I say it's maybe seventy five percent good Morning

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rat Man and then good Morning from Hell. Could also

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be it could be a vehicle within the rat Man universe.

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How does that sound to you? You're on our show.

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Speaker 1: This is our time to set our studio on the

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same thing. Coffee mug.

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Speaker 3: You drinking out of that coffee it says, that's my diarrhea.

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Speaker 6: Angela podcast producer. Good morning, Ratman. I'm going to have

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to step in here, Ratman. He doesn't have much time

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in his schedule today to fill the podcast in here.

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Who sent the two of you? Who's your contact?

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Speaker 1: Again? Got to point out we're in our studio. You're

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drinking out of coffee mugs. It's say good morning from hell.

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Speaker 2: It's certain a field you Brian's people nowhere?

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Speaker 4: Who?

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Speaker 1: Who this is?

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Speaker 6: Ratman's very busy. He has many visitors that come to

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see him in his home during his podcast recording.

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Speaker 5: I have to get this done before the spaghetti mailman comes,

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and then I hand it off to him. He takes

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it to the studio. We put it out to the Internet.

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I don't know if you've heard the Internet. Very fun place.

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Oh another gat Hey, come on in, Good morning rat Man.

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Speaker 1: Who do we have? Who's here?

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Speaker 4: Spaghetty mail man? Mail Man?

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Speaker 1: What is happening? This spaghetti male?

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Speaker 5: Many bulls classic look Listen Clayton.

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Speaker 2: Chris, I'm so excited to have you here. A Good

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Morning rat Man. The Spaghetti mail Man is here to.

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Speaker 5: Collect the episode of Good Morning rat Man where I

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read the good news for the people, a very fun

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daily podcast that I do. Good Morning rat Man. So

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we're gonna have to make this quick. One more time

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to get from the top so we can get this done.

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Speaker 2: We have a spaghetti mail Man.

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Speaker 1: How many times have we introduced? Yeah, Chris, can I

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I'm gonna word with you, Chris, real rat Ratman and

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Spaghetti Mailman. Spaghetti mail Man.

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Speaker 3: That's right, righty, Chris, I'm here all right. So no, no, no, no,

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spaghetti man. This is between us two, not you're right,

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spaghetti mail Man.

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Speaker 1: This is our heart. You gotta go over there.

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Speaker 4: Bring you want me to whip a bull a bull

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Speaker 1: Yeah, go to the kitchen, whip a ba bull. It's

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our kitchen. You can help yourself. Just give us a moment,

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of course. I don't I want to leave, but this

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is our studio. What if the fuck is happening? I

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did you hoo? I didn't book the rat Man.

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Speaker 4: I don't know.

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Speaker 1: They just showed up. I think we need to call

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Speaker 4: Hey, speedy mail man here.

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Speaker 1: It's true, that's what he does.

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Speaker 2: He comes through and he will listen to what you

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Speaker 4: I come through, Spaghetti mail Man here to hear everyone's problems.

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Speaker 4: What's the problem to do?

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Speaker 1: Y'all?

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Speaker 2: What's the problem today?

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Speaker 3: All are the problem? No, yeah, they're the problem. What

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Speaker 2: Aangela, Angela, Angela, it's Bangela.

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Speaker 5: You know that now you're being You're a little bit

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to take it from the top one more time.

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Speaker 2: Angela, I know the spaghetti male man.

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Speaker 4: You get a hole of vasilli, you get a bowl

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Speaker 1: Oh the playton, How are you getting all this pasta? Well,

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here's the spaghetti mail Man.

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Speaker 2: So, I mean kind of the name tells it all.

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Speaker 3: Wait, does this spaghetti mailman deliver spaghetti or good news.

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Speaker 5: He brings spaghetti to your home, but also picks up

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your podcasts to take to the production studio, so that

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way somebody puts it out on the internet.

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Speaker 1: Okay, what is there not to follow pulling it back together.

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Let's just we're gonna, Chris, We're gonna just do this.

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We're gonna do this. How long are your episodes typically?

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How long do they typically last? What's our time commitment here?

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Speaker 4: Well, it depends.

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Speaker 5: Let me talk now, you asked me a question. Now

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you need to let you need to let me the

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host take this over. So I would say that episodes

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of a Good Morning Ratman my hit podcast with three downloads.

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Speaker 1: First, I'm hearing.

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Speaker 6: It winner of four Lunchtime Emmys.

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Speaker 5: That's what I'm talking about. When you hit the numbers

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that we are hitting. Good Morning rat Man is all

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about bringing the good news to the people. They last

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anywhere from five minutes to five and a half hours,

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depending on the amount of news and excitement the Ratman has.

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a super villain, no Banjolin, a super villain. Can you

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Speaker 6: He's just a fellow that loves a big bull of rigatoni.

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Speaker 4: Ratman, here you go. Here's your bull of rigatoni.

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Speaker 1: Top with the spaghetti. There's so much food. We can't

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finish all this food. Spaghetti mailman, you rat man, you

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got an episode ready for me, You just put it

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Speaker 5: No spaghetti, mailman, You're never gonna believe this. We're here,

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we're in our studio when we're trying to record this podcast,

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Chris studio. But Clayton and Chris they're having a tough

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time keeping up with what a podcast is and how

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it works. So Banjola, if we could take it from

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the top one more time. My god, I'm sure this

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next one will be really good.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Craton, Chris.

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Speaker 5: If you can just hang out for just a second

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and we'll get it started. Banjela, if you could count

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us in Jesus give us some damn good news. Yeah, well,

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I'm trying to do. But we are trying to get

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the episode started. We have an intro.

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Speaker 1: Okay, here we go, say it.

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Speaker 2: Go ahead us some good news or do a crime crime.

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Speaker 6: Before we can continue. I'm going to need our guests

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to sign an NDA and A nine A non.

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Speaker 1: It's don't worry about it.

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Speaker 5: The what you're signing is very standard, is normal stuff.

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It's just saying that you won't disclose what you talked

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about on this podcast, and that your podcast is now

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my podcast, and your viewers and listeners become mine, and

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it's not.

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Speaker 4: A big deal.

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Speaker 2: It's just regular podcast.

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Speaker 1: Stuck. What if we don't sign that, because that sounds

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like not a great deal.

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Speaker 5: Then we're gonna do the episode and I have many

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lawyers who will talk to you afterwards and there will

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be money.

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Speaker 2: So good news, rat Man, you're rich after this one.

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Speaker 1: Good luck suing. Hell just Chris, just just sign the

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paper so this won't hold up in the court. Just

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just do it all right, here you go, oh thank you.

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Speaker 3: Okay, but I feel like it would hold up less

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if we didn't sign the paper. I'm just gonna I'll sign,

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but I'm just pointing out that I think.

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Speaker 1: Our clar just just go okay. At this point, it

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is a hostage situation.

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Speaker 2: We are fantastic, We're stuck here.

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Speaker 1: Just do the thing, all right, fantastic. So Angela take

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it from the top.

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Speaker 6: Back to one. Good morning, rat Man, Take four rat

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Man Ready.

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Speaker 2: Oh absolutely, let's go.

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Speaker 6: Guests ready, Yeah, why are you sleating?

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Speaker 1: Because this is an audio podcast? Do you care?

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Speaker 4: Right?

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Speaker 2: That's say yes.

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Speaker 5: If I've ever heard one action, Good Morning rat Man.

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It's me rat Man the digitala rat Man bringing you

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my podcast Good Morning rat Man, where I bring you

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all the good news now, ladies and gentlemen. As you know,

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this podcast is released two sometimes three times a day,

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depending what own the Spaghetti Mailman comes through my house.

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Speaker 1: But in this one it's a little different.

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Speaker 5: Usually it's just a rat Man with Bangelo, but today

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we have special guests from Ratman Studios.

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Speaker 2: It's Clayton and it's Chris our studio, and.

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Speaker 5: They are very unique individuals who are excited to hear

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the good news.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, hello, thanks for having us, Thanks for having us.

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Speaker 2: Well, you know, we could do for some better energy,

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but I like it. I like what we have so far.

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Speaker 5: Now let's get into the good news so we can

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get the Spaghetti Mailman and his delivery for today. Today

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the good news is snacks. The kitten was rescued from

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a tree. Can you but that's great?

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Speaker 1: Kitten was rescued from the tree. Where was this kitten?

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Speaker 4: Yeah?

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Speaker 2: This is the good news, Chris. That's Snacks the kittens.

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It's a character in the show Does It podcast?

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Speaker 5: Oh, what are you talking about? It's a cat that

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was rescued from a tree. You guys have to keep up.

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Speaker 6: Beloved neighborhood cat Snacks found himself marooned in a tree.

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Speaker 5: See, and that is that is the good news for today. Unfortunately,

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on the on the other side, the tree did not

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make it. So you know not hey, You know, every

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every gloomy cloud has its silver lining, and it is

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Snacks has returned home.

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Speaker 2: So thank you, does it? Let me let me finish, Christopher.

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Speaker 1: Someone else is at the door.

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Speaker 2: Whoa fatat just in time? Good morning grat man.

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Speaker 3: My god, what whippers snippers doing?

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Speaker 1: Are you? Okay? What cheese Grandpa? It's cheese, Grandpa?

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Speaker 2: What my grandfather?

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Speaker 1: Cheess Grandpa?

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Speaker 5: Oh, cheese Grandpa. A lovable scamp in the Ratman universe.

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This is Clayton, my red friend, and Christopher he's my

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dead friend. They are here because they're big fans of

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Good morning rat Man. Cheese Grandpa. Remember when I told

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you that I had three listens. Now here's two of them.

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Here's two of them.

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Speaker 1: Two big fans right here.

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Speaker 4: That one look at me.

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Speaker 1: She's grandpa. I'm confused. What are you like? Describe what

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I'm looking at here? She's grandpa. Please describe yourself.

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Speaker 4: Love it, old man. Respect you elders. What's your friend

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looking at me like?

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Speaker 1: This?

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Speaker 5: Is it constant disrespect from my two friends here? But

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you know what again, ratman is an endless source of positivity.

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Speaker 2: Chris, say hello to cheese Grandpa. Hike grandpa's problem.

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Speaker 1: Cheeze Grandpa. Hi, Cheese Grandpa.

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Speaker 2: You're getting crazy with my che's grandfather here. You need

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to relax, Okay, Cheese Grandpa.

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Speaker 1: And you looking at haler because it keeps squeezing.

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Speaker 5: Oh god, well, it's just sort of how cheese Grandpa

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sounds and feels.

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Speaker 2: You know, it's uh, you feel it's not something we

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talk about. It's not good news, blocks passages.

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Speaker 1: She's grandpa. You keep getting spitting stuff on our microphone.

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Speaker 2: Cheese, it's cheese.

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Speaker 4: I'll take the scrutty wood.

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Speaker 2: Oh that's all we fight, your grandpa. Che's Grandpa.

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Speaker 4: Cheese Grandpa gets a boy.

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Speaker 2: Oh he's getting feisty now, and you know, hey, hey, I'll.

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Speaker 1: Take al the move fight.

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Speaker 4: I take the Scrubby.

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Speaker 5: See this is what happened when cheese Grandpa gets a

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little feisy, he gets hungry. The only thing that calms

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down cheese Grandpa is a delivery from spaghetti mail Man.

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Spaghetti Mailman, Please, we need to help ches Grandpa.

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Speaker 4: Rump bay, I got a big bull in for you.

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What do you want?

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Speaker 1: You want?

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Speaker 4: Angel here? You want?

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Speaker 1: Or Ketty? Is maybe what she's Grandpa is feeling. Chris,

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defend yourself from cheese Grandpa. He's kicking your ass right now.

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I'm just but it's not It doesn't hurt much. It's

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just I mean, he's pists on you, but they are

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very slow punches.

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Speaker 2: Well, he is a younger man and he is filled

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with cheese.

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Speaker 1: Can you dig it? I can?

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Speaker 5: That's all classic cheese grandpa catchphrase, A little Warriors reperence.

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Speaker 2: Okay, cheese Grandpa.

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Speaker 1: Stopped hitting me for a second.

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Speaker 2: All right, stop stop hitting me out, Ladies and gentlemen.

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Speaker 5: This is an action packed episode of Good Morning Ratman.

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Oh check it, Clayton, Will you check his.

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Speaker 1: Pulse for me?

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Speaker 3: I'm dead, I mean I'm looking at me. He's talking.

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He's fine, he's fine.

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Speaker 2: Right, but check his pulse is what I'm saying, not

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just look at it.

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Speaker 1: I don't have a pulse. Okay, Chris, I'm gonna check

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your pulse because I don't know what else to do. Yeah,

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yoh yeah, he's gottum cheese Che's grandpa. Another victory under

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his belt, golden gloves at this age. Who would have thought?

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Are you based in Hell?

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Speaker 4: Ratman? In Hell?

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Speaker 2: No, we're Ratman's Studios, the new Ratman.

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Speaker 4: We're see.

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Speaker 2: We're putting up the sign right here, Ratman Studios. We're

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moving it.

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Speaker 4: Banjo whoa.

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Speaker 1: You'll be careful with our good morning sign.

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Speaker 5: That was very expensive, as Ratman says, out with the old,

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in with the good you just broke our sign.

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Speaker 1: We lose that sign.

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Speaker 2: That's not the studio.

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Speaker 5: Bandela is taking care of all of the accoutrement around us.

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Speaker 2: That's a little French.

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Speaker 6: The studio has asked that we remove all former signage.

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Speaker 1: I own the studio. This. No one asked you to

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do this, Bandela.

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Speaker 5: I have asked her before we got here to make

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sure that this becomes Ratman Studios in a very short

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amount of time.

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Speaker 2: And that's the good news. So Ratman, what made you

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want to invite us onto your show.

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Speaker 5: We have reached out to every conceivable podcast and said, hey,

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it's good news rat Man, come and have us on,

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and so far I've only heard back from the name

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of this show is good Morning from Hell. So I'm

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here to promote good news rat Man.

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Speaker 1: I don't think we actually responded. I think you guys

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just happened to Yeah. I think you just kind of

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showed up.

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Speaker 2: Bandela put it in my calendar. My calendar is very busy,

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and now I'm here.

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Speaker 1: I pulled out the email. It just yeah.

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Speaker 3: It just says you asked if we wanted to have

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you on. No one responded, right, and then you said we.

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Speaker 6: Spoke with your people.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, we spoke with your people. I'm the people, we

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are the people.

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Speaker 3: And then it says it just you just responded, thanks

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so much, excited to be on, and then said does

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this date work?

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Speaker 1: Uh huh again no response, no response from us.

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Speaker 3: Then you responded to yourself right and said yes, great,

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so we're here.

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Speaker 2: So and that's great.

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Speaker 5: Bangela must have spoken to someone on your team, maybe

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a member of sales, and that's why you did not

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hear from anyone.

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Speaker 1: Huh. No, we are a two person team of very

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lean unit here. Good morning from Hell Studios where you

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are currently located.

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Speaker 5: I mean, according to the sign, good morning Ratman Studios,

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where we will be recording our podcast.

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Speaker 2: But we will have to bangla. We will have to

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do something about these bullets that are just going around

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like birds.

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Speaker 5: I don't understand, but but that's again, there's no bad.

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Every cloud has a silver lining. Maybe the bullets fly

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elsewhere and protect us.

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Speaker 6: What it's hell, Chris, We're gonna need you to change

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your look?

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Speaker 1: What again, audio, pip Cat? There are there are no

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cameras around. I do not see a camera.

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Speaker 6: It's not testing well with audiences and demographics above the

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age of zero.

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Speaker 2: So I'm good with the what do you call babies

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that aren't born yet? Phoenuses, venuses. I'm popular with the fetuses.

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Speaker 6: There is a fetal margin of error accounted for. The

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studio has asked us to change your look to what.

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Speaker 1: What options does he have? Chris? Just do it? Just

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change the look? What what do you want me to do?

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Speaker 6: He's got Halloween debutante and fourth of July Chic.

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Speaker 1: I'll take Halloween debutante.

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Speaker 5: Oh, I would have gone with fourth of July ship

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if I were you, but Halloween debutante can definitely be yours.

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Speaker 2: I will not. You know, Hey, good.

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Speaker 6: News, sorry to hear you hate this country.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna agree with Raman and Bangela. That's not

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a season Halloween debutante.

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Speaker 2: And it sounds like is coming around. Sorry the Ratman productions.

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I was trying to bring it back to hell, you

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know where we are.

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Speaker 1: That's like put the fucking costume on Chris. All right, yeah, okay,

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all right, well there is Ratman. Please tell us that

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we don't need to take the show from the top

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now that he's in his new costume.

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Speaker 5: Please do Oh that's fantastic. Welcome Banjela. Can we just

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roll it back to the top our.

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Speaker 4: Time and then we will be good morning rat Man?

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Speaker 6: Take five? And if I may say so, Clayton is

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scoring very well with Bronie's ages forty to forty six.

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Speaker 1: That is not a demographic I want to appeal to.

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Speaker 5: Oh that is that's a tough nuts to crack. That's

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a great one. They must think that you're one of

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them horses.

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Speaker 1: I mean, I do have hooves for feet, but that

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is not the kind of demographic I want to appeal to.

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Speaker 5: Again, that's something I've thought of before, fantasy. This is

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why I have my Galfriday.

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Speaker 1: Someone else at the door.

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Speaker 5: Someone else at the door of Ratman Productions.

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Speaker 1: Come on in.

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Speaker 6: Oh, dearies, it's you, but Jania Retfire.

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Speaker 4: Oh my wee bolly Retchman, it's weal. I haven't seen it,

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you know. Oh look at you so many moons?

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Speaker 1: Oh?

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Speaker 4: I raised you for.

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Speaker 2: Movie retig What this is a oaster? Please?

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Speaker 4: Oh? Bless your heart?

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Speaker 6: So who are these fellows that are taking care of me?

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Sweet rat me, sweet rat I know that I raise

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him as a boy.

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Speaker 1: Your mom or is this Grandma Cheese?

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Speaker 4: I was his nanny? You have a Jenia rat.

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Speaker 2: Fire, rat Fire Clayton Chris.

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Speaker 5: Yeah, I want you to meet my nanny who comes

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by every so often to check on me. I am

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forty four years old, forty four years young. However, that

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does not mean that a family and found family cannot

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come and check on you every now and again.

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Speaker 2: Beautiful irish accent.

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Speaker 5: She will be stopping by our new studio or new

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rat Man production studio from time to time, so please

506
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get used to her and please say hello, Please greet

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her kindly.

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Speaker 1: Hello, Miss Ratfire rat Man I think that that's a

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man dressed as a it's just in a poor disguise

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as an old woman.

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Speaker 6: Know, I'm here just to bring you some tea, dearies,

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would it be one lumber two?

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Speaker 3: Missus Ratfire's faces the make a and stuff is melting

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from the fires of hell.

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Speaker 2: So hello, catch phrase?

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Speaker 4: You want to hear you want to hear a little

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00:22:07,640 --> 00:22:10,480
bit about him? The backstory of me raising Ratsman? Do you? Oh?

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Speaker 5: Please, I cannot get enough of Clayton. Please let let

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us hear this story before we begin, please.

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Speaker 2: Miss rat Fire. I love rat story so much. This

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is fantastic.

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Speaker 7: Oh.

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Speaker 6: I was just a young woman, no children of my own.

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Uh huh virginal so hope you're and I said, oh,

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I don't want to baby to raise, so I just

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took on young Ratsman here as my charge. And oh

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I raised him for a wee rat baby, made him

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everything he is today. Oh, bless his heart. Now I'm

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in hell for it.

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Speaker 1: Quick quick question, Ratman, Ratman, I got a question for you.

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Uh did your parents get a divorce at a young

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age and then your dad did not get custody your

533
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visitation just curious.

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Speaker 2: Actually, here's what you did not know.

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Speaker 5: Actually a sore subject for rat Man and his tragic backstory.

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My parents died at a very young age, when I

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was a wee baby.

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Speaker 1: So sorry.

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Speaker 2: They died doing the rat Man?

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Speaker 1: What doing?

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Speaker 4: What doing?

542
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Speaker 2: Doing the rat Man?

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Speaker 1: This is your super villain. You are the Orgies story.

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Speaker 4: It's COIs a sad story.

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Speaker 2: It's a very sad story.

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Speaker 6: Ratsman and his parents were leaving a production of a

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musical and though they stopped in the alley and a

548
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young thief pulled a gun on them just as.

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Speaker 4: They were doing the rat.

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Speaker 2: Men, just as they were doing the rat Man, and

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that's how they died.

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Speaker 1: Is that a dance?

553
00:23:19,279 --> 00:23:23,359
Speaker 2: The rat a dance? No, it's whippits what I'm losing

554
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the plot.

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Speaker 4: It's doing whippets in the alley.

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Speaker 5: They were doing whippets. Me and my parents were leaving

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a theater. My parents decided to go in the alley

558
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with me, a young boy, a young rat and they

559
00:23:33,359 --> 00:23:36,000
decided to do the rat Man, which is doing whippets,

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And then a thief came and shot them both.

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Speaker 6: A young man back against the wall, destined to ruin

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the future of a young rat pulled a gun, pulled

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a pistol.

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Speaker 5: And that is why I am endlessly positive.

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Speaker 1: Wit so are you? Are you on whippets right now?

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Speaker 2: We do not call it that. We call it doing

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the rat Man?

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Speaker 1: So did we do the rat Man? Am I that?

569
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I can't tell you. I feel like we did the Ratman?

570
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Because I'm pretty out did the rat Man? I mean?

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Speaker 5: Do you do the Man while you listen to my podcast?

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Speaker 2: Good morning rat Man?

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00:24:02,880 --> 00:24:05,680
Speaker 1: No? No, this is the first time here about it.

574
00:24:05,759 --> 00:24:07,640
I don't know if it was like snuck? Is this

575
00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:10,039
room filled with Ratman?

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Speaker 5: Guess it's just it's just the canister, just the gas

577
00:24:14,079 --> 00:24:16,559
from inside of whip cream containers?

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Speaker 1: Yeah? Did you pump it into the room? Now?

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Speaker 2: Why would I pump it into the room? Christopher?

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Speaker 5: You do the rat Man on your own time? This

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is Ratman Productions time, and this is time forless.

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00:24:27,160 --> 00:24:27,759
Speaker 2: I'm trying to.

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Speaker 4: Say tea time. Will it be one? Oh?

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Speaker 2: How many loves Clayton?

585
00:24:33,759 --> 00:24:34,160
Speaker 1: Two?

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Speaker 4: Oh, bless your heart? Three?

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Speaker 6: With the magic answer, I give you three?

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Speaker 4: Then why are you?

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Speaker 1: Thank you?

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00:24:40,440 --> 00:24:40,799
Speaker 4: Thank you?

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00:24:40,839 --> 00:24:42,000
Speaker 2: Everyone say thank you miss.

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Speaker 1: Rat Fire, rat Fire?

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Speaker 6: Oh bless your heart's your rehearts? Oh your rat hears?

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Bless you?

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Speaker 1: Just put sugar in a cup of diarrhea.

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Speaker 2: Drink it down.

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00:24:51,119 --> 00:24:52,920
Speaker 1: I don't think that's really gonna drink it right?

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Speaker 2: Go ahead, Chris, ad Chris, drink it.

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00:24:54,960 --> 00:24:57,960
Speaker 1: It's not even my cup. Yeah, you should drink it probably.

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That's this is a lot better. I gotta be honest

601
00:25:02,240 --> 00:25:04,599
with you. It's a lot better than normal diarrhea.

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00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,279
Speaker 2: That's the magic power of Miss rat Fire. Oh, this

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is a classic catch raising.

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Speaker 1: Every love, every every cop has loved is amazing, amazing.

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00:25:13,680 --> 00:25:16,119
Speaker 4: I remember when Ratman was a re wee boy.

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00:25:16,160 --> 00:25:17,559
Speaker 1: It is we got it.

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Speaker 6: Mister faculties worked, if you know what I'm saying.

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Speaker 2: That's a story for a different time.

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Speaker 4: Baby, hepe through his arm.

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Speaker 2: All right, Miss rat Fire has to go.

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Speaker 1: Goodbye, Miss rat Fire.

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Speaker 4: Thank you.

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Speaker 5: We have to record this episode so that way we

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can get it out to my three listeners. Please, well

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00:25:34,160 --> 00:25:36,400
you two who are both on it on this one?

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Speaker 4: Oh?

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Speaker 1: Oh, that is that the phone? I'm assuming you have

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a caller? Is there a color?

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Speaker 2: Good morning, Ratman? Who is this?

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Speaker 1: Hi?

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Speaker 3: My name's Kennedy.

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Speaker 1: Hi Kennedy, how are you good?

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Speaker 6: I'm just calling because our local youth center is in

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jeopardy of closing to help us get the word out

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and maybe even just raise some money up stay open.

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Speaker 5: That's fantastic. How how much money are you looking to

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00:26:05,880 --> 00:26:07,559
raise and how can Ratman help?

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Speaker 1: I think we need about five hundred dollars and.

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Speaker 6: Maybe I think you're a big popular podcast that you

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00:26:14,759 --> 00:26:17,200
can ask people to maybe donate if.

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Speaker 1: I made Kennedy. I just want to point out that

632
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Good Morning rat Man only has three listeners. I just

633
00:26:23,039 --> 00:26:26,079
want to you might want to call another podcast.

634
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:28,559
Speaker 5: Right, but listen Clayton Kennedy. I don't want him to

635
00:26:28,680 --> 00:26:30,799
undercut the good news and the things that we're trying to.

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00:26:30,759 --> 00:26:31,400
Speaker 2: Do to help here.

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Speaker 5: They have signed NDAs that will allow all of their

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00:26:35,160 --> 00:26:38,079
listeners to become Ratman Productions listeners.

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Speaker 2: So our listenership has gone way up.

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Speaker 5: And I think Bansela, if we can take it from

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the top, maybe we can help Kennedy here and we

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00:26:44,640 --> 00:26:46,559
can do another record for this episode.

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Speaker 2: Or are we ready? Are we good to roll.

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Speaker 6: Good Morning Ratman back to one?

645
00:26:50,160 --> 00:26:50,759
Speaker 4: Take a mini?

646
00:26:51,640 --> 00:26:54,640
Speaker 1: Why we've done it so many times? Oh my god?

647
00:26:54,759 --> 00:26:56,519
Speaker 3: See now you know what it feels like to do

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00:26:56,559 --> 00:26:59,960
something for eternally over and over as punishment?

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00:27:00,160 --> 00:27:03,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, I get it. Now, this is what it's like Clayton.

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Speaker 5: Excuse me, sorry, excuse me. I don't mean to be

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00:27:05,680 --> 00:27:08,000
negative here, but the host is trying to talk Angela.

652
00:27:08,079 --> 00:27:09,880
I don't mean to have to reset again and put

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more burden on your shoulders.

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Speaker 6: Set again.

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Speaker 2: Thank you Va every one.

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00:27:14,200 --> 00:27:16,039
Speaker 6: Good Morning rat Man, take six.

657
00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,880
Speaker 1: I think it's more than six bands.

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Speaker 5: Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Good morning Ratman. You can find

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00:27:23,640 --> 00:27:27,200
us at good Morningratman dot com where you can help

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00:27:27,279 --> 00:27:30,319
us raise money. That's the good news for today. We're

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raising money for Kennedy in the youth center.

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Speaker 1: Good Morning rat Man is not a real website. I

663
00:27:34,640 --> 00:27:37,200
just went to and it goes to some random Twitter account.

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Speaker 2: Well then it must be good news.

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Speaker 5: Comma rat Man is the website where we can raise

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money for Kennedy. Kennedy, I'm so glad that you called

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00:27:44,720 --> 00:27:50,200
Ratman Productions. I'm here with two faithful listeners, Clayton and

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00:27:50,279 --> 00:27:54,400
Chris from their podcast podcast from Hell good Morning, and

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they will be They want to help us raise a

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lot of money for your youth center. Yeah, they are

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00:28:01,799 --> 00:28:06,240
both committed to five hundred dollars. They're dustily doubling our

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goal for the youth center. Congratulations. That is fantastic stuff.

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And that is the good news. Clayton, Chris Kennedy, thank

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you so much. And that has been another episode of

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Good Morning Ratman. Remember to like and subscribe wherever you

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00:28:21,640 --> 00:28:26,039
get podcasts Goodnewsratman dot com. And we'll see you next

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00:28:26,039 --> 00:28:27,640
time on Good Morning Ratman.

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Speaker 3: And wait, let me tell let me tell you and

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that's good. And we could cut their Bandela, that's fantastic.

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Let me tell them, let me tell them where they

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00:28:33,680 --> 00:28:36,240
can donate to uh to Angela's thing.

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Speaker 5: We've already we've already cut. We've already cut Bangelo.

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Speaker 2: The show notes. I think no, no, wait, Chris, this

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is okay.

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Speaker 1: All right, Hey guys, great, we'll see you here later.

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Speaker 2: Huh.

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Speaker 1: Thanks for having us at your studio. We'll clean up.

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You guys can get out, we can we'll clean up.

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Speaker 2: You're leaving already. That's fantastic.

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00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,079
Speaker 5: Well, Banjela, if you can see if you could show

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them the door, that would be fantastic.

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Speaker 1: Someone's at the door. Someone's at the door.

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Speaker 5: Maybe they're here to help you escort you out of

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00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,799
who's here? A good good morning rat Man. Who's here?

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00:29:06,119 --> 00:29:09,079
Speaker 4: Does somebody say clean up? Oh? Look at this?

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00:29:09,799 --> 00:29:12,200
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, I could get really at home here.

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Speaker 1: What is who are you? Are you a janitor or

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are you a homeless person? I don't know.

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Speaker 4: Oh, I love me to.

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Speaker 7: Introduced myself Chatting Strawberry Janitor at Large chatting Tenton Chetton

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Stoving Janitor at.

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Speaker 2: Large, chant chant Why are you at large?

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00:29:25,759 --> 00:29:26,839
Speaker 1: What does that even mean?

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Speaker 7: You might know me from such janitorial podcast productions as

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no dumb answers with Mark and Brad dude to some

706
00:29:33,079 --> 00:29:33,759
budget cuts.

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00:29:33,799 --> 00:29:35,240
Speaker 4: I'm looking for a nude gig.

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Speaker 5: Angela must have called you for a reason. We're here

709
00:29:38,039 --> 00:29:41,119
to clean this place up. This is great, Uh, Jandon,

710
00:29:41,160 --> 00:29:45,039
you won't see these two too often here at Ratman Studios.

711
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Speaker 2: So if these two will shuffle off, then you can

712
00:29:47,440 --> 00:29:49,920
be on your way with the cleaning. Then that'll be great.

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00:29:50,000 --> 00:29:52,240
Speaker 6: Wait, why does this one look like he's already been

714
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cleaning you?

715
00:29:53,079 --> 00:29:54,960
Speaker 4: Try to take Tenton out of a job, but.

716
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Speaker 3: It Yes, I would love to take any of Chanton's jobs, or.

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00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:01,720
Speaker 4: Jud and Strawberry Janitor at large.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, janitor at large.

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Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, but say the first name Chanting Strawby, that's Chanton.

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Speaker 1: It's We've been really explicit a million Try to say Chinton.

721
00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,759
Speaker 2: Wait, Clayton, is he usually like this?

722
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Speaker 1: Is this how this goes? Yeah? Yeah, I know it's

723
00:30:17,440 --> 00:30:20,640
he's a slow learner. Chris is so sorry, sorry about

724
00:30:20,640 --> 00:30:24,079
that chanting strawberry here at large. It's a slap in the.

725
00:30:24,039 --> 00:30:26,720
Speaker 4: Face, and that's the type that I usually like.

726
00:30:26,839 --> 00:30:29,039
Speaker 2: Oh, he's kind of a massacus, you know what I mean.

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00:30:29,039 --> 00:30:33,119
Speaker 3: Why don't you get grandpa, he's good at slapping m grandpa.

728
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Speaker 4: You look at it. Good pumped a good boo.

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00:30:36,960 --> 00:30:39,279
Speaker 1: Uh oh no, cheese grandpa.

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Speaker 2: Just go back and you can go back to your

731
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stool and sit and relax.

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Speaker 4: Slice.

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Speaker 2: Okay, all right, all right, all right, it's okay, cheese Grandpa.

734
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Speaker 5: Everything's all right. Bangela, Can we can we get some

735
00:30:49,000 --> 00:30:50,839
order here? We just finished the episode. If you can

736
00:30:50,880 --> 00:30:52,599
deliver it to Spaghetti mail Man, we can be on

737
00:30:52,640 --> 00:30:54,480
our way and our friends here can leave our studio

738
00:30:54,599 --> 00:30:55,240
and we have it.

739
00:30:55,359 --> 00:30:56,119
Speaker 2: Everything will be good.

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Speaker 6: Copy that episode digitizing ETA forty five hours.

741
00:31:01,799 --> 00:31:04,880
Speaker 5: Oh, thank you so much. It is we do flack lossless.

742
00:31:05,039 --> 00:31:05,880
Speaker 1: Oh yeah.

743
00:31:05,920 --> 00:31:08,960
Speaker 3: Have you had any other guests like this or any

744
00:31:09,119 --> 00:31:10,319
other podcasts before?

745
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Speaker 1: Is this? You know?

746
00:31:11,559 --> 00:31:14,519
Speaker 5: Usually you know Spaghetti Man Manna drop by and you

747
00:31:14,519 --> 00:31:17,680
know we have Banjelon and she's Grandpa, but not usually

748
00:31:17,720 --> 00:31:18,839
all of them all at once.

749
00:31:18,960 --> 00:31:21,000
Speaker 2: And you know, I think we're really maxing it out here.

750
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Speaker 1: I think we're about to have another one on those

751
00:31:23,400 --> 00:31:24,319
Oh fantastic.

752
00:31:24,440 --> 00:31:27,000
Speaker 5: Yeah, who's at the door please at Ratman Productions.

753
00:31:27,880 --> 00:31:30,559
Speaker 4: Well, Ratman, you forgot to one of your best.

754
00:31:30,279 --> 00:31:31,839
Speaker 6: Guests that you have on the show.

755
00:31:32,160 --> 00:31:34,119
Speaker 1: My god, Paul McCartney.

756
00:31:34,559 --> 00:31:38,799
Speaker 2: I love jeez, Paul McCartney. Oh he is the wall?

757
00:31:38,880 --> 00:31:40,200
Speaker 4: Where is Oh?

758
00:31:40,400 --> 00:31:40,960
Speaker 2: Have fun?

759
00:31:41,039 --> 00:31:43,279
Speaker 3: I mean, I will say Paul McCartney's a big get

760
00:31:43,359 --> 00:31:44,400
for Good Morning Ratman.

761
00:31:44,480 --> 00:31:47,000
Speaker 6: But it's also wonderful to be appearing on a podcast

762
00:31:47,039 --> 00:31:47,960
for the first time ever.

763
00:31:49,640 --> 00:31:51,599
Speaker 1: Paul, you've been on our show. You've been on Good Morning.

764
00:31:51,799 --> 00:31:56,079
Speaker 3: We ran the fourth episode of article you you better rap?

765
00:31:56,160 --> 00:31:56,400
Speaker 4: Paul?

766
00:31:56,559 --> 00:31:59,640
Speaker 1: All right, you've been on before the fourth episode of

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00:31:59,640 --> 00:31:59,960
our show.

768
00:32:00,000 --> 00:32:01,279
Speaker 2: Oh is that a pun you.

769
00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:02,880
Speaker 1: Just tried to slip in there or what? It wasn't

770
00:32:02,960 --> 00:32:03,240
very good?

771
00:32:03,279 --> 00:32:06,640
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, rat Man, but yeah, no, it's apparently everything's

772
00:32:06,680 --> 00:32:07,640
good here on Ratman.

773
00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:10,119
Speaker 2: Lad, that's right, nothing but positivity.

774
00:32:11,640 --> 00:32:13,599
Speaker 6: Ask John and he said, we've never known the podcast

775
00:32:13,640 --> 00:32:14,359
second before.

776
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,319
Speaker 4: This is the first one.

777
00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:18,240
Speaker 1: He says, you were on it.

778
00:32:18,279 --> 00:32:19,240
Speaker 4: What did we talk about?

779
00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:22,160
Speaker 2: Beetle stuff like, how you guys do sure enough?

780
00:32:22,640 --> 00:32:26,000
Speaker 4: Sure enough, that's what anybody would say, Well, because they

781
00:32:26,039 --> 00:32:27,599
know me from the Beatles and Wings.

782
00:32:27,920 --> 00:32:30,160
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody really remembers Wings all that much.

783
00:32:30,200 --> 00:32:33,240
Speaker 2: But oh they had Jet Remember Jet? Great track?

784
00:32:33,400 --> 00:32:35,200
Speaker 5: That is a fantastic track. Tried to get it for

785
00:32:35,319 --> 00:32:38,400
the theme song for Good Morning rat Man. Too expensive,

786
00:32:38,799 --> 00:32:39,920
don't have enough money for that.

787
00:32:40,119 --> 00:32:42,079
Speaker 6: Most people come to me, they say first they say

788
00:32:42,119 --> 00:32:44,680
I loved Wings, and they said, oh, and I remember

789
00:32:44,720 --> 00:32:46,119
you from the Beatles.

790
00:32:45,640 --> 00:32:47,200
Speaker 1: Too, Bangela.

791
00:32:47,480 --> 00:32:50,799
Speaker 2: Are we are we good? Everything's still exporting, everything's fine.

792
00:32:50,839 --> 00:32:54,000
Speaker 6: Digitizing ETA has increased sixty five.

793
00:32:53,880 --> 00:32:58,079
Speaker 5: Days, sixty five days, just spaghetti, spaghetti. Mail Man is

794
00:32:58,079 --> 00:32:59,720
gonna have to come back in about sixty five days

795
00:32:59,759 --> 00:33:01,559
to get this production. Are are you okay with that'sp

796
00:33:01,759 --> 00:33:03,039
I mean you can hang out here if you like to.

797
00:33:03,119 --> 00:33:04,480
I know you have the routes.

798
00:33:05,839 --> 00:33:06,240
Speaker 4: Right now.

799
00:33:08,759 --> 00:33:11,400
Speaker 3: Right I will say this, Ratman, that the ETA is

800
00:33:11,440 --> 00:33:13,640
going to continue to increase as long as we continue

801
00:33:13,640 --> 00:33:14,200
to record.

802
00:33:15,079 --> 00:33:18,799
Speaker 5: Cut already, Chris, it's we are digitizing the last episode

803
00:33:18,839 --> 00:33:22,440
where we helped Kennedy raise the money for her youth Center. See,

804
00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:24,720
this is how podcasts work. It's not just everything we're

805
00:33:24,720 --> 00:33:27,759
saying is making it in. Things get cut, we stop down,

806
00:33:27,799 --> 00:33:29,079
there's endings. That is why we had to.

807
00:33:29,000 --> 00:33:30,880
Speaker 2: Do it over and over again. You guys must be new.

808
00:33:31,039 --> 00:33:32,319
It's okay, it's not a big deal.

809
00:33:32,799 --> 00:33:35,680
Speaker 5: If you are looking for positions at Ratman Productions, you

810
00:33:35,720 --> 00:33:39,279
can get that. You can also apply at goodnewscoma Ratman

811
00:33:39,400 --> 00:33:42,440
dot com where you can apply for a position.

812
00:33:42,519 --> 00:33:43,319
Speaker 2: Thank you very much.

813
00:33:43,480 --> 00:33:49,680
Speaker 1: All right, well then why don't we rap this up now?

814
00:33:49,759 --> 00:33:53,039
Speaker 5: You know what, Chris, Sometimes things go wrong, but I

815
00:33:53,079 --> 00:33:54,519
will say endlessly positive.

816
00:33:54,599 --> 00:33:55,640
Speaker 2: I liked it, thank you.

817
00:33:55,759 --> 00:33:59,240
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, Well, if you'd like to check out

818
00:33:59,279 --> 00:34:03,839
more of rat Man material, follow Ratman on at Morning

819
00:34:03,880 --> 00:34:06,680
from Hell on all social platforms.

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Speaker 1: That doesn't sound right, however, and.

821
00:34:09,199 --> 00:34:15,280
Speaker 3: And and there's a special live episode of Ratman that's

822
00:34:15,320 --> 00:34:17,440
gonna be filmed in person. That's right, we'll have a

823
00:34:17,480 --> 00:34:20,119
link for that. It's just the first. I mean, it's

824
00:34:20,119 --> 00:34:24,599
an amazing event. It's the first ratmand live show, not

825
00:34:24,800 --> 00:34:28,840
good Morning from Hell. Uh hextravaganza where Yeah.

826
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:32,639
Speaker 1: That's the old title. That's not the right title anymore, right.

827
00:34:32,440 --> 00:34:35,079
Speaker 3: Yeah, because what we were doing. It was gonna be

828
00:34:35,239 --> 00:34:36,920
a live episode of Good Morning from Hell, where we

829
00:34:36,960 --> 00:34:39,239
have special guests and we have people compete for prizes

830
00:34:39,360 --> 00:34:42,079
and it's a it's a whole thing where you can

831
00:34:42,079 --> 00:34:44,000
get tickets at the link Tree for a Good Morning

832
00:34:44,000 --> 00:34:45,599
from Hell or the definitely not that.

833
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:46,400
Speaker 1: Not that.

834
00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,360
Speaker 6: We've re examined the content of the show and we've

835
00:34:50,400 --> 00:34:54,119
designed to pivot to Whippets fantastic.

836
00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:56,599
Speaker 2: We will all be doing the Ratman together.

837
00:34:56,960 --> 00:35:01,039
Speaker 3: All right, all right, well that let's let's go do that.

838
00:35:01,199 --> 00:35:02,800
It's outside of the studio.

839
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:07,559
Speaker 1: Here we go. Yeah, Hey, thanks for listening, guys, Hill Ratman,

840
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:08,440
rat MANI.

841
00:35:08,360 --> 00:35:11,679
Speaker 4: Rat Man, thank you. It's a bit of a pleasure.

842
00:35:11,719 --> 00:35:13,119
It's been a bit of a pleasure for me. Oh

843
00:35:13,119 --> 00:35:14,880
my boy, Ratman. Oh I love you forever.

844
00:35:15,199 --> 00:35:24,360
Speaker 1: Thank you. Miss rat Fire thank you too.

845
00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:28,480
Speaker 3: Ericadora and Elise Films were both returning for this is

846
00:35:28,519 --> 00:35:30,840
probably the weirdest episode we've ever done.

847
00:35:31,039 --> 00:35:33,119
Speaker 2: Good That's what we need. That needs to be more

848
00:35:33,159 --> 00:35:33,400
of this.

849
00:35:33,559 --> 00:35:36,199
Speaker 5: There needs to be shows that just fall apart and

850
00:35:36,239 --> 00:35:38,159
where the listener I kind of want the thing where

851
00:35:38,199 --> 00:35:39,280
the listener's going.

852
00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,400
Speaker 1: What did I subscribe to?

853
00:35:40,719 --> 00:35:43,320
Speaker 2: What is this show so hopefully we achieve that.

854
00:35:43,440 --> 00:35:47,039
Speaker 5: I'm so sorry, don't at least at least don't ever

855
00:35:47,119 --> 00:35:52,360
apologize never so so so for context, I don't know what.

856
00:35:52,480 --> 00:35:53,880
Speaker 1: I didn't know what Ratman was.

857
00:35:53,920 --> 00:35:54,920
Speaker 2: It's okay, you still don't.

858
00:35:55,440 --> 00:35:58,960
Speaker 3: I still don't, and neither did Blaine. But I guess

859
00:35:59,280 --> 00:36:02,239
I saw you made a character named Bratman on.

860
00:36:03,079 --> 00:36:06,039
Speaker 5: We were on the Rooster Teeth podcast with Cole and

861
00:36:06,119 --> 00:36:08,880
Gus and it just sort of turned into a yes

862
00:36:09,000 --> 00:36:11,440
and thing where we came up with Ratman and what

863
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:13,840
he would do. I did not know that that's what

864
00:36:13,920 --> 00:36:16,079
this was gonna be, and that's what it was.

865
00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:18,000
Speaker 3: So this, yeah, I didn't know either. I was like, oh,

866
00:36:18,119 --> 00:36:20,760
rat Man, that sounds like someone who'd come to hell. Eric,

867
00:36:21,000 --> 00:36:23,000
you want to come on as rat Man? And he

868
00:36:23,079 --> 00:36:23,960
said sure.

869
00:36:24,519 --> 00:36:26,079
Speaker 1: And then and then we said the same thing to

870
00:36:26,199 --> 00:36:30,000
Lise and she said, gobble ghoules, but.

871
00:36:31,440 --> 00:36:32,519
Speaker 4: Just play where are you move?

872
00:36:33,679 --> 00:36:35,360
Speaker 5: I just I just want to point out that we

873
00:36:35,400 --> 00:36:39,000
did this on Elesa's birthday, so that was that.

874
00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:41,199
Speaker 2: That was just nothing but birthday character release.

875
00:36:41,400 --> 00:36:43,360
Speaker 3: That's so I know we could get mad at me yep,

876
00:36:46,039 --> 00:36:49,880
diptic community, but if.

877
00:36:49,800 --> 00:36:52,559
Speaker 6: You want to, I usually say diplomatic community.

878
00:36:52,679 --> 00:36:55,480
Speaker 1: Yeah, because it's a dip low related thing. Yeah. Yeah.

879
00:36:56,599 --> 00:36:58,719
Speaker 5: If you want to check out good News rat Man,

880
00:36:59,239 --> 00:37:02,519
you can go to good Newsratman dot com. That's not real,

881
00:37:02,679 --> 00:37:05,119
it's not a real pot. I just want to no, no,

882
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:07,199
no no. You can go to good Morning Ratman dot com.

883
00:37:07,280 --> 00:37:09,679
You can go to good Newscomma Ratman dot com. If

884
00:37:09,679 --> 00:37:12,360
you want to see where Ratman came from, you want

885
00:37:12,360 --> 00:37:14,639
to listen to episode six hundred and forty one of

886
00:37:14,679 --> 00:37:17,920
the Rooster Teeth podcast because you still won't understand it,

887
00:37:18,000 --> 00:37:18,920
but you'll be able to see it.

888
00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:21,320
Speaker 6: Just want put out there that, Uh that was a

889
00:37:21,480 --> 00:37:23,880
very low performing podcast episode. So I don't know what.

890
00:37:24,239 --> 00:37:26,119
I don't know what that means for this episode.

891
00:37:26,199 --> 00:37:31,599
Speaker 5: It's going to Yes, people love it, but very vocal minority.

892
00:37:31,800 --> 00:37:34,039
Speaker 2: So that is what is happening.

893
00:37:34,360 --> 00:37:36,639
Speaker 5: Uh, So we which you love best, good luck to

894
00:37:36,679 --> 00:37:41,480
this one your worst performing podcast. And when Andrew Douglas

895
00:37:41,519 --> 00:37:44,000
has to draw this, he's gonna ask you what Ratman

896
00:37:44,119 --> 00:37:45,960
looks like and you're gonna have to say.

897
00:37:45,800 --> 00:37:49,119
Speaker 2: I don't know, I ask Eric.

898
00:37:49,440 --> 00:37:51,320
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, but I but here's the thing about that,

899
00:37:51,400 --> 00:37:53,119
I'm gonna tell him I don't know.

900
00:37:53,920 --> 00:37:58,000
Speaker 2: So good luck. Andrew Douglas for drawing the thumbnail for this.

901
00:37:58,800 --> 00:38:01,280
Speaker 3: Yeah yet, thank you all for coming on, and thank

902
00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,599
you for people who are listening to listen to it.

903
00:38:03,840 --> 00:38:05,800
And happy birthday least, oh thank you.

904
00:38:06,519 --> 00:38:09,440
Speaker 6: Thanks guys. This is a pleasure to do. Thanks for

905
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,639
having me. It was a lot of fun. Maybe we

906
00:38:12,679 --> 00:38:15,800
can also expand and build out this, this universe of characters.

907
00:38:15,800 --> 00:38:19,800
Someday would love to this universe of one note characters.

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Speaker 4: Yeah.

