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Speaker 3: It's highly disturbing to me that the story that I
Speaker 3: found here does not have a video with some news
Speaker 3: audio to go with it. That's disappointing, but the story
Speaker 3: does make up for it. This is the story of
Speaker 3: one hundred and two year old Gwyneth Griffiths. Gwyneth Griffiths
Speaker 3: just had just had a birthday. She was think about this.
Speaker 3: Born four years after World War One, so you got
Speaker 3: through World War two as you're growing up.
Speaker 2: I am tired.
Speaker 3: Married her first husband at the age of eighteen. They
Speaker 3: are together for twenty five years. But he got shot
Speaker 3: in the head in a battle.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. I had a battles a lot.
Speaker 1: Of wars that had a war, just like a battle
Speaker 1: and war war, battle, war, battlet.
Speaker 2: Not sure the Battle of so oh what is that one?
Speaker 2: Can you spell it? Yeah? So in the Battle of Valet,
Speaker 2: like a Valet Parker so may Yeah. I don't know
Speaker 2: a Somalia a wine guy, so may hardly.
Speaker 4: I mean that almost sounds like it would based on timing.
Speaker 4: She was married to him for twenty five years.
Speaker 2: Is that like?
Speaker 4: Did this guy go to Vietnam later in life? They
Speaker 4: were together for twenty five years, okay, and she was
Speaker 4: born before World War One, had.
Speaker 1: Two kids, Okay, so she would have She was married
Speaker 1: at eighteen, so she was eighteen after World War One
Speaker 1: and then twenty five years later after that.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know what, are right wrong?
Speaker 3: It was her dad who got shot in the head
Speaker 3: at the Battle of May Oh, which is World War One.
Speaker 2: Sorry, that doesn't matter. Those are the parts of the
Speaker 2: story that don't matter. He died at the Battle of Pompeii.
Speaker 2: Let's get into the meat. Oh, he was in Pompeii.
Speaker 3: Now that she's one hundred and two, she's asked for
Speaker 3: some strippers on her birthday. Let's go arcle has so
Speaker 3: many great pictures of guys wearing hardly anything with a
Speaker 3: couple of audies on the belly button here, which is, Oh,
Speaker 3: that's what bugs you.
Speaker 1: You're disturbing to see that, putting the hard and hardly anything.
Speaker 1: You don't like to see that. There's a lot of
Speaker 1: bending over happening as well. She's at a nursing home
Speaker 1: and they're bringing her, you know, cakes and things like that.
Speaker 3: She asked for a stripper. So basically what happens at
Speaker 3: this nursing home. Whatever it's their birthday, they get one wish.
Speaker 3: They have a little wishing tree and they try to
Speaker 3: make these wishes come true.
Speaker 2: It's like a make a wish for old people, like,
Speaker 2: for instance.
Speaker 3: One grandma, I wanted to go to a college football game,
Speaker 3: so they took her to one. So that's pretty good.
Speaker 3: And she said, it's my birthday coming up. So I
Speaker 3: like a stripper. This stripper has a tattoo on his
Speaker 3: back that says seek peace not war. I gotta say,
Speaker 3: I agree?
Speaker 2: I agree? Is it right of the waste? It's on
Speaker 2: the back. Oh yeah, when you're back there seeking something,
Speaker 2: it's on the back. You would you like to see
Speaker 2: how I can show you? Is there an arrow pointing stamp?
Speaker 2: Or are you sure? It's not? Seek a piece not war? Now,
Speaker 2: seek piece not war.
Speaker 3: And it's some hieroglyphics in between all that hieroglyphics down
Speaker 3: the spine.
Speaker 2: It's tough.
Speaker 3: So they arranged for what they called instead of strippers,
Speaker 3: they call them butlers.
Speaker 2: A buff and a butler. Butlers.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they came in and gave her quite a show.
Speaker 3: I'm talking lamp dances.
Speaker 2: Fuck. They break her, feeding cake to her with what
Speaker 2: and these guys are wearing what do you mean.
Speaker 4: With What did they put a little cake on the
Speaker 4: end of it?
Speaker 2: What a scene at the retirement home.
Speaker 3: Now, the guy who wrote this article says, when I
Speaker 3: spoke to her about it, she told me, I hope
Speaker 3: I get a cheeky pinch of his bum.
Speaker 2: Honey, Eaton said some cake? On? Is that allowed? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Where she's gonna go to? Hr? I mean there could
Speaker 2: be a stripper, Hr.
Speaker 3: She's one hundred and two.
Speaker 2: I'm sure it's not like a hard pinch. It could
Speaker 2: be a cupping. What do you mean by hard pinch.
Speaker 2: She's not gonna pinch it that hard. Now.
Speaker 3: Here's the sad part of the article is her loved
Speaker 3: ones appear to be taking advantage of the fact that
Speaker 3: she's losing her gd mind. One of her friends says,
Speaker 3: every Sunday, Gwyneth marries doctor John, not the old musician.
Speaker 2: That'd be great he was still alive. He's in there.
Speaker 3: Doctor John is an imaginary figure who has taken on
Speaker 3: a very real role in her world. Doctor John is
Speaker 3: at police doctor. Her friends if we don't know where
Speaker 3: he came from, but she's convinced he's real.
Speaker 2: I've never met.
Speaker 3: Him, but my son is a police officer himself.
Speaker 2: Knows all about him? What are we talking about?
Speaker 4: So she's marrying an imaginary man every weekend?
Speaker 2: Okay, but do you guys? Oh nice?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, Oh no, it looks great. These aren't
Speaker 1: the strippers he looks. She looks like Homer Simpson's dad.
Speaker 1: There's such a beer belly on this guy.
Speaker 2: What part of the country is this in?
Speaker 1: This feels uk for sure, you're not getting an elite
Speaker 1: stripper over there. For that, you're going to the sea team.
Speaker 2: How about this? She's blindfolded.
Speaker 3: This guy's wearing a bit of an apron and she's
Speaker 3: she's grabbing his ass.
Speaker 2: Why the blindfold? Man? I really don't know.
Speaker 4: At some point we got to tell the story of
Speaker 4: the real beaten down stripper and zippers that should be
Speaker 4: in a wayback machine.
Speaker 3: They also said she once had five heart attacks in
Speaker 3: a single day.
Speaker 2: Wait what, poor lady. He's laughing at that, and she
Speaker 2: flirting with having another one with this guy grinding on her.
Speaker 1: You're revealing too much, Kevin, All right, there you have
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