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<v Speaker 1>This segment is brought to you by Andrew's American Pizza

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<v Speaker 1>find out why everybody's raving about it.

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<v Speaker 2>But right now, stop for this.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome to the Love Shack, Davy Ben's Ladies talking love

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<v Speaker 3>life and a white Mercedes Babes.

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<v Speaker 2>Let us be nice to you. Oh yeah, put advice

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<v Speaker 2>and you. Welcome to the Love Shack.

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<v Speaker 3>Lady Life, cancakes, crazy, you need two sex birds, rowinghouse suase.

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<v Speaker 2>Let me man absolutely.

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<v Speaker 3>It's highly disturbing to me that the story that I

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<v Speaker 3>found here does not have a video with some news

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<v Speaker 3>audio to go with it. That's disappointing, but the story

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<v Speaker 3>does make up for it. This is the story of

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<v Speaker 3>one hundred and two year old Gwyneth Griffiths. Gwyneth Griffiths

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<v Speaker 3>just had just had a birthday. She was think about this.

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<v Speaker 3>Born four years after World War One, so you got

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<v Speaker 3>through World War two as you're growing up.

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<v Speaker 2>I am tired.

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<v Speaker 3>Married her first husband at the age of eighteen. They

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<v Speaker 3>are together for twenty five years. But he got shot

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<v Speaker 3>in the head in a battle.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god. I had a battles a lot.

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<v Speaker 1>Of wars that had a war, just like a battle

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<v Speaker 1>and war war, battle, war, battlet.

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<v Speaker 2>Not sure the Battle of so oh what is that one?

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<v Speaker 2>Can you spell it? Yeah? So in the Battle of Valet,

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<v Speaker 2>like a Valet Parker so may Yeah. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>a Somalia a wine guy, so may hardly.

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<v Speaker 4>I mean that almost sounds like it would based on timing.

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<v Speaker 4>She was married to him for twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that like?

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<v Speaker 4>Did this guy go to Vietnam later in life? They

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<v Speaker 4>were together for twenty five years, okay, and she was

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<v Speaker 4>born before World War One, had.

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<v Speaker 1>Two kids, Okay, so she would have She was married

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<v Speaker 1>at eighteen, so she was eighteen after World War One

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<v Speaker 1>and then twenty five years later after that.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, you know what, are right wrong?

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<v Speaker 3>It was her dad who got shot in the head

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<v Speaker 3>at the Battle of May Oh, which is World War One.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, that doesn't matter. Those are the parts of the

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<v Speaker 2>story that don't matter. He died at the Battle of Pompeii.

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<v Speaker 2>Let's get into the meat. Oh, he was in Pompeii.

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<v Speaker 3>Now that she's one hundred and two, she's asked for

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<v Speaker 3>some strippers on her birthday. Let's go arcle has so

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<v Speaker 3>many great pictures of guys wearing hardly anything with a

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<v Speaker 3>couple of audies on the belly button here, which is, Oh,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what bugs you.

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<v Speaker 1>You're disturbing to see that, putting the hard and hardly anything.

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<v Speaker 1>You don't like to see that. There's a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>bending over happening as well. She's at a nursing home

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<v Speaker 1>and they're bringing her, you know, cakes and things like that.

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<v Speaker 3>She asked for a stripper. So basically what happens at

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<v Speaker 3>this nursing home. Whatever it's their birthday, they get one wish.

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<v Speaker 3>They have a little wishing tree and they try to

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<v Speaker 3>make these wishes come true.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a make a wish for old people, like,

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<v Speaker 2>for instance.

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<v Speaker 3>One grandma, I wanted to go to a college football game,

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<v Speaker 3>so they took her to one. So that's pretty good.

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<v Speaker 3>And she said, it's my birthday coming up. So I

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<v Speaker 3>like a stripper. This stripper has a tattoo on his

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<v Speaker 3>back that says seek peace not war. I gotta say,

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<v Speaker 3>I agree?

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<v Speaker 2>I agree? Is it right of the waste? It's on

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<v Speaker 2>the back. Oh yeah, when you're back there seeking something,

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<v Speaker 2>it's on the back. You would you like to see

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<v Speaker 2>how I can show you? Is there an arrow pointing stamp?

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<v Speaker 2>Or are you sure? It's not? Seek a piece not war? Now,

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<v Speaker 2>seek piece not war.

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<v Speaker 3>And it's some hieroglyphics in between all that hieroglyphics down

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<v Speaker 3>the spine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's tough.

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<v Speaker 3>So they arranged for what they called instead of strippers,

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<v Speaker 3>they call them butlers.

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<v Speaker 2>A buff and a butler. Butlers.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, they came in and gave her quite a show.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm talking lamp dances.

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<v Speaker 2>Fuck. They break her, feeding cake to her with what

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<v Speaker 2>and these guys are wearing what do you mean.

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<v Speaker 4>With What did they put a little cake on the

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<v Speaker 4>end of it?

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<v Speaker 2>What a scene at the retirement home.

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<v Speaker 3>Now, the guy who wrote this article says, when I

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<v Speaker 3>spoke to her about it, she told me, I hope

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<v Speaker 3>I get a cheeky pinch of his bum.

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<v Speaker 2>Honey, Eaton said some cake? On? Is that allowed? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 2>Where she's gonna go to? Hr? I mean there could

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<v Speaker 2>be a stripper, Hr.

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<v Speaker 3>She's one hundred and two.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm sure it's not like a hard pinch. It could

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<v Speaker 2>be a cupping. What do you mean by hard pinch.

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<v Speaker 2>She's not gonna pinch it that hard. Now.

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<v Speaker 3>Here's the sad part of the article is her loved

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<v Speaker 3>ones appear to be taking advantage of the fact that

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<v Speaker 3>she's losing her gd mind. One of her friends says,

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<v Speaker 3>every Sunday, Gwyneth marries doctor John, not the old musician.

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<v Speaker 2>That'd be great he was still alive. He's in there.

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<v Speaker 3>Doctor John is an imaginary figure who has taken on

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<v Speaker 3>a very real role in her world. Doctor John is

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<v Speaker 3>at police doctor. Her friends if we don't know where

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<v Speaker 3>he came from, but she's convinced he's real.

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<v Speaker 2>I've never met.

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<v Speaker 3>Him, but my son is a police officer himself.

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<v Speaker 2>Knows all about him? What are we talking about?

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<v Speaker 4>So she's marrying an imaginary man every weekend?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but do you guys? Oh nice?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, Oh no, it looks great. These aren't

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<v Speaker 1>the strippers he looks. She looks like Homer Simpson's dad.

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<v Speaker 1>There's such a beer belly on this guy.

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<v Speaker 2>What part of the country is this in?

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<v Speaker 1>This feels uk for sure, you're not getting an elite

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<v Speaker 1>stripper over there. For that, you're going to the sea team.

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<v Speaker 2>How about this? She's blindfolded.

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<v Speaker 3>This guy's wearing a bit of an apron and she's

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<v Speaker 3>she's grabbing his ass.

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<v Speaker 2>Why the blindfold? Man? I really don't know.

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<v Speaker 4>At some point we got to tell the story of

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<v Speaker 4>the real beaten down stripper and zippers that should be

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<v Speaker 4>in a wayback machine.

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<v Speaker 3>They also said she once had five heart attacks in

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<v Speaker 3>a single day.

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<v Speaker 2>Wait what, poor lady. He's laughing at that, and she

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<v Speaker 2>flirting with having another one with this guy grinding on her.

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<v Speaker 1>You're revealing too much, Kevin, All right, there you have

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<v Speaker 1>it coming up next in just over three minutes. Why

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<v Speaker 1>are the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders making news?

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<v Speaker 2>We'll discuss