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<v Speaker 1>So Saturday night was the regional Emmy Awards or whatever,

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<v Speaker 1>and so the the old cast that I did with

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<v Speaker 1>Tarik and Alan May was up for Emmy Award. Did

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<v Speaker 1>not win. Oh sorry, yeah, did not win? Say again,

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<v Speaker 1>who won? A bunch of losers? You the yeah, well

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<v Speaker 1>not my eyes, not my eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>So it was a moral victory for you the no,

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I.

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<v Speaker 1>You know who I felt really badly for, Like, Monumental

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<v Speaker 1>won a bunch of awards, like they even I think

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<v Speaker 1>they even sent out a press release saying that it

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<v Speaker 1>was a record year for them based on how much

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<v Speaker 1>how many awards they won, And all I could think

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<v Speaker 1>of is like, well, I didn't help that. But like

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<v Speaker 1>I felt bad for like the people like in our category,

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<v Speaker 1>like the people that actually like worked for Monumental. Like

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<v Speaker 1>that's who I felt bad for. But man, did I

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<v Speaker 1>have a great time. I sat next to Joe b

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<v Speaker 1>he won, I sat next to Ben and not all

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<v Speaker 1>night Tark was at our table, and then there were

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<v Speaker 1>like a bunch of like Monumental people who aren't who

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<v Speaker 1>aren't on TV. Right, but the table was awesome. The

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<v Speaker 1>table was great.

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<v Speaker 2>But it sounds like there's a big butt coming yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>Well three things. Sitting at that table and getting into

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<v Speaker 1>like all kinds of hockey talk with Joe was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>And Tark is so social, he just keeps getting up

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<v Speaker 1>and walking around. There were two things. Three things about

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<v Speaker 1>Joe Bedinadi and don't tell him I'm revealing any of this.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>Number one, we know Joe is very well dressed.

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<v Speaker 2>Of course, sure joeby sitting the night from RMMB.

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<v Speaker 1>If if there was somebody there that was and there

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<v Speaker 1>was one person because it was black tie optional, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I dressed up. I dressed up.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw your cufflings, thank you.

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<v Speaker 1>There was there was somebody who wore like salmon colored

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<v Speaker 1>jeans who I thought Joe B was gonna I thought

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<v Speaker 1>his head was gonna explode, haround announced our table. That

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<v Speaker 1>is wrong on every level, say, and I mean every level.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean black TI optional is a huge clue as to.

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<v Speaker 1>How wore suits.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, yes, and that's fine. Tell me he wore a tux.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh god, yes, man, it's not black tioptional means you

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<v Speaker 3>wear a tux.

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<v Speaker 1>Eve, Joe wore a tux. And the other thing I

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<v Speaker 1>learned from Joe B. No belt if you're wearing suspenders.

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<v Speaker 2>That's like you or a cumber bun.

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<v Speaker 1>The he was not wearing a cumber bun. Joe B

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<v Speaker 1>looked good. Joe B looked really good. Number one, Number

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<v Speaker 1>two they had like a little like three piece band

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<v Speaker 1>there that in between like the awards and stuff, they

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<v Speaker 1>would play like like schmalty music and stuff whatever. I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>they were fine.

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<v Speaker 2>They did their music.

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<v Speaker 1>No no, no, no no no. But it's not like

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<v Speaker 1>it's a keyboard, a drum and a guy on a bass,

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<v Speaker 1>you know what I mean, Like it doesn't sound like

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<v Speaker 1>Joe B. Though, So Joe B and I were like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's play name that tune. So we were doing it

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<v Speaker 1>with the whole table. Joe is a freaking musical savant. Really, yes,

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<v Speaker 1>he is a musical savant. And I will say this,

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<v Speaker 1>if we didn't get two in a row, Joe would

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<v Speaker 1>get pissed because we were on a losing streak of

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<v Speaker 1>like two in a row that we couldn't get and

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<v Speaker 1>it wasn't us, it was really the band. However, Joe

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<v Speaker 1>B gets angry, angry when you get on a losing streak,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know he can't do it on the broadcast,

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<v Speaker 1>but to hear an F bomb come out of Joe

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<v Speaker 1>B's mouth is unbelievable, Like it's great, that's like here

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<v Speaker 1>in somebody cuss that's never supposed to cuss. And then

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<v Speaker 1>this part will embarrass Joe. So if anybody sees him, no,

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<v Speaker 1>because you know what, he took a shot at the

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<v Speaker 1>guy in the salmon pants.

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<v Speaker 3>Again, I'm with him than that. I'm against suits. At

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<v Speaker 3>Black's absenal well, a lot of people wore suits. I

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<v Speaker 3>wore a suit. I wasn't in a tux.

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<v Speaker 1>But if you run into Joe B or if you

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<v Speaker 1>want to, like maybe send him a message. It was

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<v Speaker 1>well noticed that Joe b ate his salmon with his

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<v Speaker 1>salad fork mm hmm. And he even was like I

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<v Speaker 1>can't believe I'm doing this, and he was he ate

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<v Speaker 1>it with his salad fork, and I was like, Joe,

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<v Speaker 1>that is a major no no. And He's like, I

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<v Speaker 1>am so embarrassed. So yeah, I'll call you out, Joe B.

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<v Speaker 1>There we are. That's a very blurry photo.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, great shot, Elliott, God, how dewey do I look there?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh there's Tarak. He looks good.

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<v Speaker 2>How did you take this with your upskirt camera? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>I took it with my shoe.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like him.

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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, there's Joe b and I. We're having fun.

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<v Speaker 2>How late did the night go?

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<v Speaker 1>The whole event, like the awards are like four and

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<v Speaker 1>a half hours long. It goes on for imagine.

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<v Speaker 2>There are a ton of categor.

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<v Speaker 1>There's a ton of categories, and you know that's what's awkward,

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<v Speaker 1>is like like a lot of a lot of people won,

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<v Speaker 1>Like Drew Wilder one, he wasn't there. I guess Channel

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<v Speaker 1>four was like too cheap. The uh say again?

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<v Speaker 2>Was he working?

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<v Speaker 1>Maybe? I don't know, I know, I know what he was.

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<v Speaker 2>Through a lot of time on the weekends.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw I saw one person. I saw two people

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<v Speaker 1>from Channel four that I recognized. I saw I saw

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<v Speaker 1>Adam tuss he won. But I didn't go over and

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<v Speaker 1>say Hi, you didn't Diane. There's people at that table

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<v Speaker 1>that hate me, Like I saw when I was pulling

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<v Speaker 1>in the park. I pulled in and I saw hair

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<v Speaker 1>walking through the parking lot and she shot me a

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<v Speaker 1>look like I hope your car blows up. So no,

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<v Speaker 1>I wasn't gonna go over there and talk to them.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my god, how many I knew.

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<v Speaker 1>There were a lot of five hundred categories. There are

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<v Speaker 1>so many, there's five hundred categories. Yeah, and it goes on.

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<v Speaker 1>But you know the part that's awkward, So like people

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<v Speaker 1>are winning for like these big news features that they did. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>but it's awkward to hear an entire room and like

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<v Speaker 1>one of them is like they did a feature on

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<v Speaker 1>Relicia Rudd, the girl who's been missing forever. Yeah, and

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<v Speaker 1>they ended up winning. And so when they do the announcement,

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<v Speaker 1>instead of saying uh, and the Emmy goes to and

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<v Speaker 1>I don't remember what reporter it was Adam Tuss from

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<v Speaker 1>Channel four. That's not what he won for. He won

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<v Speaker 1>for like laying in a pothole. They'll go and the

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<v Speaker 1>Emmy goes to, can't find Relicia Rudd and everybody starts clapping.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm like, that's awkward. That's bad. Yeah, that's awkward. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>what'd you find?

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<v Speaker 2>I found what Adam went for?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh it wasn't for reliou Rudd. No, but you said

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<v Speaker 3>he won for laying in a pothole. I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>what it was. See Baltimore Bridge collapse. Oh that's another one.

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<v Speaker 3>A lot of people won for Baltimore Bridge collapse. And

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<v Speaker 3>it would be like.

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<v Speaker 1>The six dive when the bridge and they're like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>you know who cleaned up in the in the sports categories?

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<v Speaker 1>Whoever does the production My Monumental did very well except

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<v Speaker 1>for the old cast. The I think we're the only

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<v Speaker 1>ones that lost the stupid testicle. The the Baltimore Ravens.

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<v Speaker 1>Their production crew won everything.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm going through this pages type in Ravens pages.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they they won a ton and even Joe b

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<v Speaker 1>was like, they're good.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm already at seven to eight. Wow. Yeah, nine, they

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<v Speaker 2>won more than eleven.

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<v Speaker 1>They won more than PBS Appalachia Back of the Room.

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<v Speaker 3>Come on, yeah no, they did won thirteen of their

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<v Speaker 3>fifteen nominations.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they did well. They did really well.

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<v Speaker 2>I looked for four did win fourteen?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah? No, they did them. Yeah, no, they did well,

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<v Speaker 1>did well, But I mean they didn't you know who

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<v Speaker 1>and I was looking for. I wanted I wanted Andrew

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<v Speaker 1>from Channel twelve to be there. He wasn't there. I

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<v Speaker 1>wanted Macy to be there. I would have spent all

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<v Speaker 1>night talking at the bar.

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<v Speaker 2>On your side. Took him two, Emmy's.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, two more than I got. But it was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>So thank you to Monumental for for inviting me. Sorry

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't win you an award.

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<v Speaker 3>Your PBS station actually won four. They won four more

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<v Speaker 3>than I did.