WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.040 --> 00:00:05.040 Although something weird's going on because normally, normally, like the 2 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:08.800 digital clocks will adjust themselves. I mean, I think nowadays 3 00:00:08.919 --> 00:00:11.960 in a lot of homes, I'm trying to think if 4 00:00:11.960 --> 00:00:15.160 I have an analog clock in my house that I 5 00:00:15.199 --> 00:00:20.280 have to adjust. I guess I don't. Everything does it 6 00:00:20.440 --> 00:00:25.679 on its own. But we have these wall clocks in 7 00:00:25.719 --> 00:00:28.600 the studios which are kind of a staple in radio, 8 00:00:29.199 --> 00:00:33.960 and they're just your standard, you know, new non digital 9 00:00:34.159 --> 00:00:38.240 analog clock. They sit in every studio. Generally, they're synced. 10 00:00:38.320 --> 00:00:43.320 They're kind of your last arbiter of what is the 11 00:00:43.560 --> 00:00:45.920 actual time, and it's got a second hand, so you 12 00:00:45.920 --> 00:00:48.439 can use it to hit exact post as we call it, 13 00:00:49.159 --> 00:00:51.039 time yourself for an ad whatever you want to do. 14 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:56.479 And those things are always like a week later. They 15 00:00:56.520 --> 00:00:59.320 actually get adjusted because really you're not using the hour 16 00:00:59.439 --> 00:01:01.359 as much you using the minute in the seconds hand 17 00:01:02.079 --> 00:01:04.439 and somebody adjusted them. 18 00:01:05.480 --> 00:01:07.760 Yeah, I mean, there's big notifications on them, and I've 19 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:09.599 seen that it's been the same for what like twenty 20 00:01:09.640 --> 00:01:11.879 eight years or something, right, but you come in and 21 00:01:12.239 --> 00:01:14.280 there's labeling on it. Do not touch this. 22 00:01:14.959 --> 00:01:18.280 Right because it sings to the second, which is really important. 23 00:01:18.359 --> 00:01:20.599 So and it like somehow changes, like you said, over 24 00:01:20.599 --> 00:01:22.319 the course of a week. So you come in today 25 00:01:22.319 --> 00:01:24.879 and it would typically be like, you know, five hour 26 00:01:24.959 --> 00:01:27.840 off weight, and then like after that, slowly it gets 27 00:01:27.920 --> 00:01:30.280 to like the actual time and you don't touch it, 28 00:01:31.079 --> 00:01:33.120 and today it's normal. 29 00:01:33.680 --> 00:01:37.439 Yeah, I just assumed engineering always did it. Eventually it's right. 30 00:01:37.719 --> 00:01:41.079 So I'm thinking like some poor bastard was in here 31 00:01:41.120 --> 00:01:43.560 over the weekend, right at the time change just to 32 00:01:43.640 --> 00:01:46.120 do all of it, and that probably means that there 33 00:01:46.159 --> 00:01:50.239 was some digital issue. So right, because you try to 34 00:01:50.239 --> 00:01:52.439 fill in the right right, something broke going on, right, 35 00:01:53.040 --> 00:01:57.519 So that might be a story at our meeting tomorrow. 36 00:01:57.599 --> 00:02:00.560 I guess we'll find out. So any who, do you 37 00:02:00.599 --> 00:02:03.280 do anything over the weekend other than secretly adjust clocks 38 00:02:03.319 --> 00:02:04.079 in the middle of the night? 39 00:02:06.319 --> 00:02:10.000 Oh me, yeah you yeah, the greatest milkshake in the world. 40 00:02:10.280 --> 00:02:12.240 What They opened a cookout in weak Forest. 41 00:02:12.400 --> 00:02:13.520 Oh jeez, here we go. 42 00:02:13.639 --> 00:02:15.800 So we went Friday. Marky sent me a text during 43 00:02:15.840 --> 00:02:18.000 the show that said, oh my god, the cookout is open, 44 00:02:18.039 --> 00:02:19.520 and apparently you'd been open for a month and we 45 00:02:19.520 --> 00:02:20.080 were unaware. 46 00:02:20.759 --> 00:02:23.360 So you know, there's like you you drive past what 47 00:02:23.599 --> 00:02:26.039 two or no cookouts on your way every day. No 48 00:02:26.120 --> 00:02:30.919 I don't, No, I don't. I mean you couldn't. There's 49 00:02:31.000 --> 00:02:32.000 one capital. That's it. 50 00:02:32.039 --> 00:02:32.800 That's that's it. 51 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:36.400 There's so the capital is the furthest North cookout until 52 00:02:36.400 --> 00:02:37.479 there's play Forest one. 53 00:02:38.159 --> 00:02:41.080 And now there's one like five minutes away. So it's 54 00:02:41.120 --> 00:02:41.560 a big deal. 55 00:02:41.639 --> 00:02:43.919 Now there's one on Falls of News. Hold on, there's 56 00:02:43.919 --> 00:02:45.719 one on Falls of News in spring Forest. 57 00:02:46.759 --> 00:02:48.599 I don't go that way. I don't pass. I'm just 58 00:02:48.639 --> 00:02:51.319 saying feasibly you said, you said me driving home, I'm 59 00:02:51.319 --> 00:02:54.240 saying you're right. All right, there's one now five minutes away, 60 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:56.000 and it's a big deal. And the line's been wrapped 61 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:57.120 around the building for like a mark. 62 00:02:57.280 --> 00:03:03.400 Sure, where's it at? The pdkey used to be oh okay, right, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, 63 00:03:03.439 --> 00:03:05.879 yeah yeah. Oh that's a yeah. I bet that's a 64 00:03:06.000 --> 00:03:06.719 zoo over there. 65 00:03:07.319 --> 00:03:11.520 It's amazing. We went on Friday at ten thirty. There 66 00:03:11.520 --> 00:03:14.479 was no line because we're the first Joe Biden go ahead, right, 67 00:03:14.639 --> 00:03:16.879 and then and then we went on Saturday. We woke 68 00:03:16.960 --> 00:03:18.840 up and we said what should we have for dinner today? 69 00:03:19.919 --> 00:03:22.319 And you woke up and then playing your dinner? 70 00:03:22.400 --> 00:03:25.680 Yeah we did, and we said let's do let's do cookout. 71 00:03:25.960 --> 00:03:28.159 So we did cook out again and I had the 72 00:03:28.199 --> 00:03:30.919 peach cobbler milkshake and it was the best thing I've 73 00:03:30.960 --> 00:03:31.400 ever had. 74 00:03:31.479 --> 00:03:33.719 Oh that is good. That is good. Peach cobbler and 75 00:03:33.759 --> 00:03:34.560 then the cheer one. 76 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:38.039 It was highly recommended by somebody I really trust on 77 00:03:38.240 --> 00:03:41.439 social media market and I had this conversation. She said, 78 00:03:41.479 --> 00:03:43.840 what what flavoring to kind of said, I said, peach cobbler. 79 00:03:44.120 --> 00:03:44.360 Yeah. 80 00:03:44.400 --> 00:03:47.240 She said why why why peach cobbler? You said that quickly, 81 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:50.800 I said somebody I really trust recommended it. And she's like, 82 00:03:50.840 --> 00:03:55.680 who's this person? And I said, Rick Flair's hair. Okay. 83 00:03:55.759 --> 00:03:58.280 She said, you're you're you're taking someone's judgment called Rick 84 00:03:58.360 --> 00:04:03.199 Flair's hair on on from Twitter from X said, yes. 85 00:04:03.479 --> 00:04:04.599 You've got amazing hair. 86 00:04:04.759 --> 00:04:06.719 Yes, look at that hair. Yeah yeah yeah, look at 87 00:04:06.759 --> 00:04:07.080 that thing. 88 00:04:07.199 --> 00:04:09.639 Look at that mop You never had a peach cop never. 89 00:04:09.919 --> 00:04:15.120 It was amazing, amazing. Yeah, life changing Ross is gonna 90 00:04:15.120 --> 00:04:16.399 get fat. Oh my god, it's great. 91 00:04:16.839 --> 00:04:18.600 And I immediately went to the gym the next I 92 00:04:18.639 --> 00:04:21.000 didn't eat yesterday and I went to the gym for 93 00:04:21.040 --> 00:04:23.160 like two and a half hours because. 94 00:04:22.920 --> 00:04:27.560 I used to life Yeah, when I was ross got 95 00:04:27.639 --> 00:04:28.759 ruined by peach cobblers. 96 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:30.240 When I was eating this thing, I was like, this 97 00:04:30.319 --> 00:04:32.040 is the greatest thing I've ever had, But I can't 98 00:04:32.079 --> 00:04:34.199 eat anything tomorrow, Like I'm not gonna be like I 99 00:04:34.240 --> 00:04:35.199 don't even want to look at the count. 100 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:38.120 What did you get with it? There's a ton of health. 101 00:04:38.120 --> 00:04:39.920 Huge cheddar bacon burger. 102 00:04:40.680 --> 00:04:45.040 Yeah. Are you gonna go back for a three am shooting? No? 103 00:04:45.040 --> 00:04:47.199 No, no, no. We realized we're like, dude, We're like 104 00:04:47.240 --> 00:04:50.079 this is like dangerous that this close, So we're gonna 105 00:04:50.120 --> 00:04:51.959 have to like plan this out. But and Mark and 106 00:04:52.000 --> 00:04:54.120 I both came to the same conclusion. We're like, we're 107 00:04:54.160 --> 00:04:57.120 gonna have to go like maybe like once a month, 108 00:04:57.199 --> 00:04:59.319 and that's about it. But it was great. 109 00:05:00.120 --> 00:05:02.839 I'm talking for the melee. Then I guess maybe you 110 00:05:02.839 --> 00:05:05.600 won't get that. The Wake Forest one, like Cooked Out 111 00:05:05.600 --> 00:05:09.240 can be it could be a whole vibe. This is 112 00:05:09.279 --> 00:05:12.759 a fancy one because it's a sit down. Oh dude, 113 00:05:12.839 --> 00:05:18.360 you saw the double drive through no single Yeah, that 114 00:05:18.399 --> 00:05:21.040 probably makes more sense. And and plus I think if 115 00:05:21.399 --> 00:05:25.720 that was turned into like bar close pandemonium, like Wake Forest, 116 00:05:25.720 --> 00:05:28.079 PD would just get their dui quota on in like 117 00:05:28.079 --> 00:05:30.720 a week two. Is this a really controlled in and 118 00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:31.319 out right there? 119 00:05:31.360 --> 00:05:34.319 They had people in the parking lot directing traffic. I'm 120 00:05:34.360 --> 00:05:35.839 sure it was like a big deal. 121 00:05:36.519 --> 00:05:43.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah. What was what was it? What was 122 00:05:43.199 --> 00:05:46.000 the what was the one that was just nuts? And 123 00:05:46.040 --> 00:05:50.319 I remember, ah, man, what was it? It opened down 124 00:05:50.360 --> 00:05:52.480 in Tampa and I just literally happened to be in 125 00:05:52.600 --> 00:05:55.639 town and I saw it was a Portillo's, doesn't it? 126 00:05:55.680 --> 00:05:56.959 Do you know what a Portillos is? 127 00:05:58.720 --> 00:05:59.120 Maybe? 128 00:05:59.439 --> 00:06:02.519 Okay, So Florida's weird, It's not weird. It's actually kind 129 00:06:02.519 --> 00:06:05.600 of cool. Like they have all of these like one off, 130 00:06:05.759 --> 00:06:09.079 random regional restaurants just because you know, it's full of 131 00:06:09.079 --> 00:06:12.639 transplants down there, so you know, you go and like 132 00:06:12.720 --> 00:06:16.759 they have a Cincinnati Chili, Skyline Chili. They just have 133 00:06:16.879 --> 00:06:19.040 like a couple in Florida for no reason other than 134 00:06:19.040 --> 00:06:21.519 there's a lot of Ohio people that have retired down there. 135 00:06:21.800 --> 00:06:24.959 But there's a there's an Italian sub shop called Portillo's, 136 00:06:24.959 --> 00:06:27.680 which is a chain in the Chicago area, and I 137 00:06:27.720 --> 00:06:29.560 guess they're in Milwaukee. And if you're the place, it's 138 00:06:29.560 --> 00:06:31.639 really good. You've never had it, like when they're full 139 00:06:31.680 --> 00:06:35.680 DipEd Chicago beef sandwiches. It's just it's just crack. And 140 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:40.319 I didn't know that it had opened that day, like 141 00:06:40.759 --> 00:06:44.399 literally that day, and so I see this thing off 142 00:06:44.439 --> 00:06:48.759 the highway and I'm like, is that a Portillo's. That's amazing, 143 00:06:49.040 --> 00:06:52.839 And I've sat in a line for about two hours 144 00:06:54.240 --> 00:06:55.800 just because I realized just like one of my few 145 00:06:55.879 --> 00:06:59.079 chances to get a Portillo's. So I'm down with that man. 146 00:07:00.720 --> 00:07:04.800 But they didn't have another Portillo's, uh, for one thousand miles, 147 00:07:05.240 --> 00:07:07.319 you know, at the cookout. It's the point I'm making. 148 00:07:07.319 --> 00:07:10.360 At some point, the line's long enough at that cookout 149 00:07:10.560 --> 00:07:12.480 that you might as well just drive to the falls 150 00:07:12.480 --> 00:07:14.720 of News one. Do you know what I'm saying, Like, 151 00:07:14.800 --> 00:07:16.439 I don't understand why you sit in the line for 152 00:07:16.560 --> 00:07:18.759 ninety minutes when there's another one twenty minutes away. So 153 00:07:18.800 --> 00:07:23.199 we don't want to leave Wake Forest. We're not I'm 154 00:07:23.240 --> 00:07:24.439 not driving a rally for food. 155 00:07:25.399 --> 00:07:25.759 I'm not. 156 00:07:26.319 --> 00:07:28.040 But you'll sit in a line for ninety minutes. 157 00:07:28.079 --> 00:07:30.959 We're tired, we have a special needs child that is exhausting, 158 00:07:30.959 --> 00:07:33.160 and we're not leaving Wake Forest. We're not doing. 159 00:07:33.040 --> 00:07:36.120 Okay, but but you're but then you're there, it's another 160 00:07:36.160 --> 00:07:40.040 hour of no, you're wasting Okay, all right, so it 161 00:07:40.079 --> 00:07:42.199 was good. That's good, good good. You should have lied 162 00:07:42.199 --> 00:07:44.079 when I asked you where it was, because now it's 163 00:07:44.120 --> 00:07:45.839 just that's just competition now, manly, but. 164 00:07:45.839 --> 00:07:47.519 We've been counted down, like when we realize that's what 165 00:07:47.519 --> 00:07:50.079 they were putting there. It was. It's the greatest thing ever. 166 00:07:51.079 --> 00:07:53.480 It wasn't on the neighborhoods thing that your wife reads 167 00:07:53.519 --> 00:07:56.639 all the TIY. Usually those people if there's a new 168 00:07:56.680 --> 00:07:58.800 food kind of thing coming, that's all over those like 169 00:07:58.879 --> 00:08:02.399 Facebook community things. They're so excited. Do you remember when 170 00:08:03.319 --> 00:08:05.360 you remember when they opened an olive garden in North 171 00:08:05.439 --> 00:08:08.879 Dakota and like the U no, no, no, no, dude, 172 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:12.800 do you remember this story, like the local little neighborhood Fargo. 173 00:08:13.000 --> 00:08:15.480 Like grandma who'd been writing for the paper, it's like 174 00:08:15.519 --> 00:08:20.040 their social section for years. Right, she wrote this piece 175 00:08:20.519 --> 00:08:22.759 about how the olive gardens come in and everyone's just 176 00:08:22.800 --> 00:08:28.399 so excited, right, and some national food ahole from New 177 00:08:28.480 --> 00:08:30.959 York Times made fun of her. It's like, look at 178 00:08:30.959 --> 00:08:33.799 these people excited over at olive garden opening. 179 00:08:33.879 --> 00:08:35.759 Oh shut them, let people have their joy. Man. 180 00:08:36.759 --> 00:08:39.600 Everybody absolutely destroyed this dude, and then that woman ended 181 00:08:39.639 --> 00:08:41.960 up getting like a book deal and stuff like that, 182 00:08:42.279 --> 00:08:46.240 and it's just like, you don't understand. I mean, I 183 00:08:46.320 --> 00:08:48.679 want to say you obviously you're in on it. Like 184 00:08:49.519 --> 00:08:52.519 the biggest thing that ever happened in the culinary world 185 00:08:52.559 --> 00:08:54.279 when I was a kid is that we got to 186 00:08:54.320 --> 00:08:59.320 McDonald's in Buffalo. Like it was a big deal, and 187 00:08:59.679 --> 00:09:01.759 it was because you had to. They didn't have one 188 00:09:01.840 --> 00:09:07.000 for like thirty some miles. So like, I'm down with that, dude, 189 00:09:07.039 --> 00:09:09.440 Like if you know, even though there is one twenty 190 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:11.919 minutes away, it's just it's the sheer excitement in the 191 00:09:11.919 --> 00:09:15.039 same way that this old lady was like, and this 192 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:17.919 olive garden's opening up and it's the most amazing thing 193 00:09:18.000 --> 00:09:20.440 ever right in this little bit in northnak City, in 194 00:09:20.480 --> 00:09:22.480 North Dakota. I'm down with. 195 00:09:22.440 --> 00:09:25.000 Plase you've got your own little leg taste of Tuscany 196 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:26.639 there in North Dakota. It's a being yes. 197 00:09:27.480 --> 00:09:27.720 Yeah. 198 00:09:27.759 --> 00:09:29.960 And they were mocking this woman for essentially being a 199 00:09:29.960 --> 00:09:34.120 flyover idiot, and uh it y it totally backfired. 200 00:09:34.159 --> 00:09:35.720 I mean, how many people will go to Italy in 201 00:09:35.759 --> 00:09:37.600 their lifetime, right, it's not that big of a number. 202 00:09:37.639 --> 00:09:39.360 But now you have a shot to be a pretty 203 00:09:39.360 --> 00:09:42.159 big number the authentic Italian cuisine of olive gardens. 204 00:09:42.200 --> 00:09:45.279 So it's a bad deal. You gotta find this story. Dude. 205 00:09:45.320 --> 00:09:47.559 I love that story too, because I felt that in 206 00:09:47.600 --> 00:09:51.279 my bones. How excited this woman was that the olive 207 00:09:51.320 --> 00:09:53.519 garden was had come. Can you imagine not having an 208 00:09:53.519 --> 00:09:58.440 olive garden within probably no, one hundred miles? No, how 209 00:09:58.480 --> 00:10:02.399 do you live like that? And then to h to 210 00:10:02.559 --> 00:10:04.759 just try to decimate this poor woman and then for 211 00:10:04.799 --> 00:10:07.279 her to come out on top was great. Hold on, 212 00:10:07.720 --> 00:10:12.399 let's see this. I remember the story. So people want 213 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:16.879 to look it up. All right, here we go do 214 00:10:17.320 --> 00:10:22.879 do do do? Yeah? Okay, all right, so uh yeah, 215 00:10:22.919 --> 00:10:26.679 yeah yeah. Marilyn Haggerty, Yeah this is this is a 216 00:10:26.720 --> 00:10:32.039 great story. Eighty five year old columnists became an Internet 217 00:10:32.080 --> 00:10:35.080 sensation after her critique she wrote about a local olive 218 00:10:35.080 --> 00:10:42.200 garden restaurant get three hundred thousand online views. Dude, it's 219 00:10:42.240 --> 00:10:44.720 just so straightfor you. So it was Grand Forks, North 220 00:10:44.799 --> 00:10:48.759 Dakota Marilynd Haggarty's review and the Grand Forks Herald being 221 00:10:48.799 --> 00:10:56.480 held for its simplicity and factual appraisals. Who's the idiot 222 00:10:56.480 --> 00:10:59.840 who made fun of her. That's what I'm looking for. Yeah, okay. 223 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:02.080 He starts off for a review by calling Olive Garden 224 00:11:02.159 --> 00:11:07.360 quote impressive, so impressed that people were lining up around 225 00:11:07.360 --> 00:11:11.159 the block to eat there. The eighty five year old 226 00:11:11.200 --> 00:11:13.039 went on to say there is a seating matter for 227 00:11:13.080 --> 00:11:16.519 those wanting to wait. However, the decor, best described as 228 00:11:16.639 --> 00:11:21.360 fashion in Tuscan farmhouse style is a new welcoming entryway, 229 00:11:21.440 --> 00:11:27.080 so they were making fun of also the simplicity of it. Ross. 230 00:11:27.120 --> 00:11:28.639 What do you think she said is the best dish 231 00:11:28.679 --> 00:11:30.679 at Olive Garden, this eighty six year old lady. 232 00:11:31.080 --> 00:11:34.879 I mean, dude, it's so hard to pick. Check it out, Fredo, Yeah, 233 00:11:34.879 --> 00:11:36.080 I would say that's a good choice. 234 00:11:36.200 --> 00:11:40.879 Mm checking out Fredo paired with a nice raspberry lemonade. 235 00:11:43.039 --> 00:11:44.960 Whore's the dude who made fun of her? Though? Dude, 236 00:11:44.960 --> 00:11:48.519 that's the best part of this story, all right? Yeah, 237 00:11:48.519 --> 00:11:51.080 So here's she is. Speaking of ABC News, She said, 238 00:11:51.159 --> 00:11:53.879 yesterday morning the phone started ringing. She realized that there 239 00:11:53.879 --> 00:12:01.120 were people making fun of her, including the reviewer for 240 00:12:01.159 --> 00:12:04.159 The New York Times. However, once the story went viral, 241 00:12:04.360 --> 00:12:08.320 she received a surprise visit from Anthony Bourdaine. I missed 242 00:12:08.320 --> 00:12:13.679 that dude. That's great, all right. This story's doesn't have 243 00:12:13.759 --> 00:12:17.360 the name of whoever made fun of her, but the 244 00:12:17.480 --> 00:12:19.720 dude got absolutely lit up. It was so worth it, 245 00:12:20.480 --> 00:12:23.360 all right. So there you go. Now there's all this 246 00:12:23.519 --> 00:12:27.519 to say that there is a cookout now in wake Forest. 247 00:12:27.519 --> 00:12:29.159 What else you guys got brewing up there? 248 00:12:29.159 --> 00:12:29.440 To you. 249 00:12:31.039 --> 00:12:34.679 Anything? Because they're building every inch of unbuilding problem. 250 00:12:34.799 --> 00:12:37.039 I don't, I mean to be honest now that week, 251 00:12:37.080 --> 00:12:38.320 what do you eat? We have a cookout? I think 252 00:12:38.360 --> 00:12:38.879 we've peaked. 253 00:12:39.799 --> 00:12:43.960 Oh no, dude, there's nothing else you want there? Come on, 254 00:12:44.159 --> 00:12:45.759 man's gotta be something. 255 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:47.600 You're missing, like their police irons to stop. There are 256 00:12:47.600 --> 00:12:49.279 a lot of them last night. You have no idea why? 257 00:12:49.440 --> 00:12:51.759 Well, so you know, because people are murdering each other 258 00:12:51.799 --> 00:12:54.919 over peach cobblers probably, Yeah, gotta watch out for that. 259 00:12:55.480 --> 00:12:59.080 All right, Good morning. So there's that Happy Monday coming 260 00:12:59.159 --> 00:13:02.320 up on the show. Oh we have more music for you, Okay, 261 00:13:03.399 --> 00:13:05.840 Well that'll be fun. We'll get some of that because 262 00:13:06.200 --> 00:13:09.799 Lord knows we need that in our lives. MSNBC is 263 00:13:09.919 --> 00:13:15.080 just continuing to lose their mind, and I guess the 264 00:13:15.120 --> 00:13:21.799 worst how do I say the worst? New Protest trend 265 00:13:22.519 --> 00:13:26.679 even worse than the you know, the singings. Oh, and 266 00:13:26.879 --> 00:13:28.399 I'm telling you it's bad. And then Bill and I 267 00:13:28.759 --> 00:13:33.720 was there and some former National Institute of Health workers 268 00:13:33.840 --> 00:13:40.200 and they're all proving my point and it's just just 269 00:13:40.200 --> 00:13:43.120 just really special. Oh Ross, I just saw this this morning, 270 00:13:43.480 --> 00:13:45.440 horror cops. Back to the news, remember, horror cop. 271 00:13:45.919 --> 00:13:46.519 How's she doing? 272 00:13:47.080 --> 00:13:48.799 Well, it's an update, and she's got a new job. 273 00:13:48.879 --> 00:13:51.679 She's still horring, I don't know, but she got a 274 00:13:51.679 --> 00:13:55.559 new gig and she was you know what's that she 275 00:13:55.679 --> 00:13:58.399 was so good at it, at policing or horring? 276 00:13:58.519 --> 00:13:58.919 Horring? 277 00:13:59.399 --> 00:14:03.679 Okay, well she's not policing anymore, but she does have 278 00:14:03.720 --> 00:14:05.519 a new job. So I guess what do you think 279 00:14:05.559 --> 00:14:06.360 her new job is? 280 00:14:07.840 --> 00:14:09.360 Did sheldy have it only fans or no? 281 00:14:11.080 --> 00:14:12.960 I always jove, but that's not it. No, no, no, no, 282 00:14:13.399 --> 00:14:16.960 it's just you know, standard pretty common job. It's not 283 00:14:17.000 --> 00:14:17.720 anything crazy. 284 00:14:17.879 --> 00:14:18.919 Substitute teacher. 285 00:14:21.200 --> 00:14:23.559 You're thinking of the movies on the internet, aren't you. 286 00:14:23.600 --> 00:14:25.120 No, I'm just thinking like, what could be the worst 287 00:14:25.159 --> 00:14:27.799 possible thing? Why would that be the worst possible because 288 00:14:27.799 --> 00:14:28.840 I don't want around kids. 289 00:14:30.519 --> 00:14:34.840 What about barely legal like college kids or step step 290 00:14:34.879 --> 00:14:38.519 maybe she's got a step son, right, I hear that's popular. No, 291 00:14:39.960 --> 00:14:46.879 she's a pharmacist tech, pharmacy tech, so not a pharmacist. 292 00:14:46.919 --> 00:14:49.120 But you know the other people work back behind there. 293 00:14:49.159 --> 00:14:53.759 She's one of them, so not with your kids. She 294 00:14:53.960 --> 00:14:58.279 is handling your pills though, So I don't know she's 295 00:14:58.320 --> 00:15:01.720 behind glass what she could do back there. Although there's 296 00:15:01.799 --> 00:15:05.600 a bit of a rep right kind of the hairstylist nurses, 297 00:15:05.799 --> 00:15:10.679 pharmacist tech rep. I don't I don't necessarily subscribe to it. 298 00:15:10.720 --> 00:15:11.720 Is there is there one? 299 00:15:12.519 --> 00:15:15.559 Is there a hairdresser, nurse, pharmacist tech rep? 300 00:15:15.639 --> 00:15:15.840 Yeah? 301 00:15:15.840 --> 00:15:16.120 Really? 302 00:15:16.600 --> 00:15:17.279 Yeah for real? 303 00:15:17.320 --> 00:15:20.039 And it was unawareness you Oh yeah, I know, I 304 00:15:20.120 --> 00:15:23.960 just someth My hurt is that I don't know, I 305 00:15:24.039 --> 00:15:28.000 don't know, especially hairdressers with like stripper names. I'm not 306 00:15:28.080 --> 00:15:30.279 I'm not profiling here. I'm just saying that's you know, 307 00:15:30.399 --> 00:15:34.879 it's a it's a meme right there. So anyway, so, yeah, 308 00:15:34.879 --> 00:15:37.440 she's a pharmacist tech. So if you go to the 309 00:15:37.519 --> 00:15:42.080 CVS and I find her, it didn't say where she works. 310 00:15:42.080 --> 00:15:44.919 But anyway, all right, uh look at that six twenty three, 311 00:15:45.480 --> 00:15:48.360 take a break, be right back. Josh Allen's got a 312 00:15:48.600 --> 00:15:51.720 few money now, because the Bills just gave him all 313 00:15:51.759 --> 00:15:53.879 the money, Now, why do they give him additional one 314 00:15:53.919 --> 00:15:55.600 hundred and thirty million over four years? 315 00:15:56.320 --> 00:15:58.000 That's the number. I'm sure it's not enough. 316 00:15:59.360 --> 00:16:01.559 Well, I mean, obviously it's enough if he'd agreed to it, 317 00:16:01.639 --> 00:16:04.840 so like they found a number there. So yeah, he's 318 00:16:04.879 --> 00:16:07.000 gonna he's gonna get paid. I'm not go I may 319 00:16:07.039 --> 00:16:10.919 not be able to watch football next year if the 320 00:16:11.039 --> 00:16:17.759 Vikings do something stupid with a former Packers quarterback, you know, 321 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:19.679 because that's our thing, that's what we do. 322 00:16:19.799 --> 00:16:21.480 So yeah, but think about it this way. If they 323 00:16:21.480 --> 00:16:23.600 signed him, that's free ayahuasca for everyone. 324 00:16:24.000 --> 00:16:27.360 Well yeah, yeah, you go to ayahwasa wouldn't that be 325 00:16:27.360 --> 00:16:33.879 a great promotion give every everyone's hallucinating, didn't some They 326 00:16:33.919 --> 00:16:36.159 had some dude over the weekend who was at a 327 00:16:36.200 --> 00:16:41.080 game and he caught They had like, you know, they 328 00:16:41.080 --> 00:16:42.759 had like a fan thing and the guy had to 329 00:16:42.799 --> 00:16:45.360 catch like this really long kick or something. I think 330 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:47.240 it was a soccer thing, and he did, and then 331 00:16:47.240 --> 00:16:51.039 he told everyone he was tripping on mushrooms. So like 332 00:16:51.200 --> 00:16:55.440 it could happen. There's some weird story just happened to see. Yeah, 333 00:16:55.480 --> 00:16:57.000 there the Vikings. 334 00:16:56.519 --> 00:16:59.000 Are there was there was a picture back in the 335 00:16:59.120 --> 00:17:01.120 day that threw like the no hitter, and he said 336 00:17:01.120 --> 00:17:03.799 he was like high on like Elis d he throw 337 00:17:03.840 --> 00:17:04.400 a no hitter. 338 00:17:05.119 --> 00:17:08.799 He threw a perfect game, perfect game against the Twins. 339 00:17:10.359 --> 00:17:12.079 Is did you know that was against Twins when you 340 00:17:12.119 --> 00:17:15.920 brought that out? Oh? Yeah, it was David What was 341 00:17:17.920 --> 00:17:21.759 he's a picture for New York. David was a David Wells. 342 00:17:21.839 --> 00:17:26.359 Right now, I'm thinking of a different guy. No, it 343 00:17:26.440 --> 00:17:28.039 must have happened more than once. I'm thinking of a 344 00:17:28.039 --> 00:17:28.519 different guy. 345 00:17:28.599 --> 00:17:29.759 Thanks for that, Thanks for that. 346 00:17:29.960 --> 00:17:31.759 Not against the Twins, it was same in general. 347 00:17:31.920 --> 00:17:34.079 No, but it was against the Twins. The guy who 348 00:17:34.079 --> 00:17:38.240 did it against Twins, Yeah, he was. He was really 349 00:17:38.359 --> 00:17:43.160 drunk or high. And I remember because they did like 350 00:17:43.240 --> 00:17:45.440 a whole little uh. I think they did a thirty 351 00:17:45.440 --> 00:17:47.279 at thirty on the on the whole thing. And it's 352 00:17:47.279 --> 00:17:52.359 just embarrassing. It's just like, of course he did it 353 00:17:52.400 --> 00:17:55.359 against the team that you like. Yeah, David Wells, here 354 00:17:55.400 --> 00:17:58.000 we go. David Wells for a perfect game while drunk. 355 00:18:00.279 --> 00:18:04.640 They were known as the hangover game. In fact, he 356 00:18:04.720 --> 00:18:08.680 was so hammered he took ten trips to the bathroom 357 00:18:08.759 --> 00:18:12.799 during the game because his his stomach was just losing it. 358 00:18:12.880 --> 00:18:16.079 Yeah know, this is different. This is June twelfth, nineteen seventy. 359 00:18:16.119 --> 00:18:19.000 Doc Ellis pitched a no hitter for the Pittsburgh Pirates. 360 00:18:19.240 --> 00:18:22.599 I got you, well, under the influence of lsd Well. 361 00:18:22.559 --> 00:18:25.720 I didn't who was the Who was the pitcher for 362 00:18:25.799 --> 00:18:30.880 the Mets who admitted to basically pitching high a bunch? 363 00:18:31.640 --> 00:18:34.519 Was it Dwight? It was Dwight Gooden, right, remember he 364 00:18:34.519 --> 00:18:37.000 had like a substance abuse issue where he got suspended. 365 00:18:37.039 --> 00:18:39.640 I think who was the other one to get really 366 00:18:39.680 --> 00:18:42.599 ho is? Do you remember Darryl Strawberry? Yeah, yeah, Ryl 367 00:18:42.640 --> 00:18:45.759 Strawberry was Yeah, so it could be done. I just 368 00:18:45.799 --> 00:18:50.279 think you don't aim for it. Oh man. All right, 369 00:18:50.599 --> 00:18:54.319 So over the weekend it wasn't all peach cobbler shakes 370 00:18:54.400 --> 00:18:59.960 and whatever you did. It was also another protest up 371 00:19:00.119 --> 00:19:03.880 in Washington. Now this time it was a science protest, which, 372 00:19:03.880 --> 00:19:06.839 if you remember during the first Trump thing, that was 373 00:19:06.960 --> 00:19:10.480 like the second big protest because they had the pink 374 00:19:10.519 --> 00:19:13.720 hat ladies first, right, and then they had the science one. 375 00:19:14.200 --> 00:19:17.319 So Bill Nye shows up, who, by the way, is 376 00:19:17.799 --> 00:19:20.200 really into Nazis. I guess because he did the hand 377 00:19:20.240 --> 00:19:23.240 thing and I don't make the rules, so that's weird. 378 00:19:24.319 --> 00:19:27.960 But they did have their own sing along, as you 379 00:19:28.039 --> 00:19:32.640 do with these things. So just to revisit some famous 380 00:19:32.680 --> 00:19:35.799 ones real quickly this morning, remember this banger. 381 00:19:35.880 --> 00:19:38.160 Which side are you all right? 382 00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:39.960 Love that? Which side? 383 00:19:40.119 --> 00:19:43.160 Are you all wide? 384 00:19:43.359 --> 00:19:46.680 Are you power of the thousand suns? But yeah, keep 385 00:19:46.759 --> 00:19:53.799 on right right in this one? Who can forget? We're 386 00:19:53.839 --> 00:19:57.519 gonna have to do a fake time Life music collection song? 387 00:19:57.640 --> 00:20:05.759 I think, oh in this one, this one here, so 388 00:20:05.799 --> 00:20:08.119 I know what you're thinking. You're thinking, Casey, how can 389 00:20:08.160 --> 00:20:11.519 it get any better than those right there? 390 00:20:11.640 --> 00:20:12.720 Huh? 391 00:20:13.039 --> 00:20:17.119 I mean perfection achieved not once, not twice, but three times. 392 00:20:17.519 --> 00:20:20.839 And I would say to you leave it to the scientists. 393 00:20:23.880 --> 00:20:30.960 This played a lot of mine. I'm doing at this 394 00:20:31.319 --> 00:20:32.319 lay a lot. 395 00:20:33.880 --> 00:20:40.599 Mm hm, oh yeah, a lot, all right, making your 396 00:20:40.640 --> 00:20:46.480 own making your own science people, because that's just the 397 00:20:46.480 --> 00:20:48.200 regular song. What you got? 398 00:20:47.880 --> 00:20:53.039 Science lights the way science light so much? 399 00:20:53.119 --> 00:20:56.240 Oh well, I see what you did there, Okay, So yeah, 400 00:20:56.400 --> 00:20:59.039 I don't know, man, do you have a favorite Ross? 401 00:20:59.039 --> 00:21:00.960