Speaker 1: Hey, look mean, Actually I would be like, I don't
Speaker 1: want salt in my cookie. But I'm like, oh yeah,
Speaker 1: I know, you know you do.
Speaker 2: It's this is it makes it really.
Speaker 1: They're making a little bit of salt things is really
Speaker 1: good for it. Man?
Speaker 3: Is it a chip a hoy or is it a
Speaker 3: what is a singular chips ahoy?
Speaker 1: Is one chips ahoy cookie?
Speaker 2: I mean, but is it a chip a hoy?
Speaker 1: It's called one chips ahoy cookie. That is how you
Speaker 1: refer to it.
Speaker 2: Are you sure?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: So can I have a chips ahoy?
Speaker 1: Can I have it to cookie? Yeah? Anyway, that's how
Speaker 1: you say it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I would say, hey, can I have a cookie?
Speaker 2: That's all. It's sad. But if but if they're like
Speaker 2: if we're if we're if there's multiple.
Speaker 1: Cookies, if we're in English class, right, and they're like,
Speaker 1: all right, right, this grammatically correct and in the rest
Speaker 1: possible way, you're like, hey, Billy gave Derek one chips
Speaker 1: ahoy cookie? He said, Billy gave Derek a cookie.
Speaker 3: I feel like it's chip a hoy for some reason,
Speaker 3: it's not. I feel like, can I have a chip
Speaker 3: a hoy?
Speaker 1: Because chips is the brand I understand, so it would
Speaker 1: it become chip Why not? Can I have one of
Speaker 1: chips cookies? Well?
Speaker 3: Right, what would you call many several chip a hoy cookies?
Speaker 2: Are they chips a hoys?
Speaker 1: I think it's like singular like the boy cookies, Like, yeah, welcome,
Speaker 1: give me all your chip hoy cookie.
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Speaker 2: Go over there. If you don't say it with me,
Speaker 2: will kill you.
Speaker 3: Uh so uh he never he never wants to join
Speaker 3: in murder.
Speaker 1: Muy so. Right now we were laughing at the fact
Speaker 1: that I'm here eating grapes. Yeah, I mean grapes. It
Speaker 1: is kind because I don't love my life anymore. I
Speaker 1: don't want to. I don't love myself anymore. And now
Speaker 1: Derek is there inhaling and whiffing on a delectable chips
Speaker 1: Hoy cookie. This is my breakfast. It's one chip a Hoy.
Speaker 1: How up is that it's a chip a hoy? Okay,
Speaker 1: it's your breakfast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because I I woke up a meeting, I'm like,
Speaker 2: what's happening? Oh, I gotta be a podcast. You know
Speaker 2: what my breakfast was? That individual gray. That gray. Yeah,
Speaker 2: at least at least I pounded some water. I was like,
Speaker 2: get some water.
Speaker 1: Literally, got a really gross breakfast burriedo from like a
Speaker 1: fucking organic place. This is ship and I got great.
Speaker 2: I never want to hear the words and organic. I
Speaker 2: never want to hear those two words together. What does
Speaker 2: that mean organic burrito at all?
Speaker 1: I'm not really enjoying life. It's like grassing it or something.
Speaker 2: Rather be molested.
Speaker 1: I think I think I think, I think you think that,
Speaker 1: but you know, I think I'm actually pretty sure about that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: there's not like sexual molestation, just simple bothering.
Speaker 2: Like an actual yeah, like sip, I mean it for real.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 2: So so someone putting their hands down the back of
Speaker 2: their pants and they're actually playing with you. I'm asleep,
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, doesn't count.
Speaker 1: Wake me up.
Speaker 3: It'll wake me up, it'll wake you up. They're not
Speaker 3: like a light sleeper.
Speaker 1: When Molesto wins.
Speaker 2: Molesto, I mean molesto. I love Likeanish rules.
Speaker 3: Man, it is a very funny language.
Speaker 1: So it's yeah, it's me when you when you really
Speaker 1: when you realize how simple words are and how like,
Speaker 1: oh that's what that means? Because I was. I was
Speaker 1: at a zoos one time and some dad was like,
Speaker 1: I look at the animal keeper molesting the kuala and
Speaker 1: I was like, excuse me, that's what it means. Like
Speaker 1: my brain was like gonna go crazy, and I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: it means bother, right, yeah, not not to West Americans.
Speaker 1: That's that's why it's great Molesto because.
Speaker 3: Then there's that phrase hot and bothered, and then it
Speaker 3: would it would be hot and molesto.
Speaker 2: Yeah, molest.
Speaker 3: It's such a fun language.
Speaker 2: The music fascinating.
Speaker 3: I think we talked about this in the podcast where
Speaker 3: I'm not sure but I love I love Spanish music
Speaker 3: because it's all written, like all of the lyrics are stupid,
Speaker 3: Like it's all dumb. Like there's very little that I've
Speaker 3: heard anyway Spanish music that's really about anything serious.
Speaker 1: It's it's not dumb, but the way sentence structure and
Speaker 1: Spanish is and the way englis Spanish is languages doesn't
Speaker 1: it doesn't.
Speaker 2: They don't check out exactly. They're close.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 3: I think it's because everything rhymes with each other, so
Speaker 3: it's like there's no real reason to be clever with
Speaker 3: how you write about things.
Speaker 1: I think there's there's good songs. Yeah, there's a lot
Speaker 1: of good Spanish songs. Now that i'm like a better
Speaker 1: Spanish speaker, I think there's a lot of good.
Speaker 2: Spanish song yeah, but there's also like there's also.
Speaker 1: Really stupid ones, like popular reggaeton music. Like, let's be real,
Speaker 1: I love reggaeton music. It's fun music. It's often that's
Speaker 1: it's never gonna win an award for like being great music.
Speaker 1: It's because it's it's just you know, it's party music,
Speaker 1: which is fun. That's fine, it's fine whatever it is.
Speaker 1: But then it's like, there's like about that music that's
Speaker 1: like actually good music. There's my day that's good. You
Speaker 1: just have to listen to you gotta like listen to it.
Speaker 2: You don't believe a word you're saying, Yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: believe it works.
Speaker 1: I think some of it's good. The fact that I
Speaker 1: understand some of it now, I'd send most of it
Speaker 1: now is better. So it's like, but there's also Mexican people.
Speaker 1: You know, Mexican people are just worse by creed to
Speaker 1: than being Mexican. Right, Well, I guess on that note, hmmm,
Speaker 1: what is the talk about that's gonna marry a Mexican person.
Speaker 2: We got a lot of we got so the other
Speaker 2: week we had the Satanic Panic, which was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: Yeah back again.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah for the Olympics because Good Good I think
Speaker 3: played the Olympics.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and they're a metal band, obvious, a metal band
Speaker 2: from France, so of course they've invited.
Speaker 1: But like that's a t well, no, the Satanic and
Speaker 1: no they're not stop it. Of course they're okay. I
Speaker 1: was like, of course they're not, because they that band.
Speaker 1: They're a band playing at a huge stage where millions
Speaker 1: of people watching. It.
Speaker 2: Also extremely popular front group. It's very cool that that
Speaker 2: happened because we've been saying for a long time the
Speaker 2: super Bowl rights the biggest event in America, so one
Speaker 2: of the most popular bands. Why not maybe have Metallica.
Speaker 2: I think people people that like football like rock and
Speaker 2: metal a lot, and they'll be like, oh, let's have
Speaker 2: fucking who's the ones that did yellow?
Speaker 1: It goes all yellow?
Speaker 2: I can't remember their name, right, Ringo Star, Yeah, the
Speaker 2: the guy that's trying to be like Star Ships just
Speaker 2: shine and fall. I don't know who that is, would please,
Speaker 2: I don't know who this is.
Speaker 1: I don't know if I met I never met the god.
Speaker 1: Oh I never met that. Do you roll? Cold Play?
Speaker 2: That's a wild impression stop now, but yeah, dude, their
Speaker 2: first album, it was just that guy was just one
Speaker 2: thousand percent British and then I think someone slapped him.
Speaker 2: I think one of the producers like no, and then
Speaker 2: he just stopped singing anymore. Sing American right now, or
Speaker 2: else you won't get any fucking money.
Speaker 1: Cold bitch, cold, cold biting, cold bitch bo blitch bitch bl.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's the type they put the
Speaker 2: fucking uh the nobody wants to listen to Coldplay while
Speaker 2: they're fucking getting jacked for jacking off football players or whatever.
Speaker 3: Can you imagine getting hyped for to watch like a
Speaker 3: like a gladiator fight, but cold players playing exactly?
Speaker 1: It was yellow.
Speaker 3: It's weird to be that that's the song that you
Speaker 3: choose for Cold Players. I can't to me, I never
Speaker 3: heard that song straight up.
Speaker 2: That's their their debut song. Where He's on the beach
Speaker 2: may like a freak, it's.
Speaker 3: Ohs, but how many people show, how many people, how
Speaker 3: many bands? How many bands? Debut single?
Speaker 1: Do you Like?
Speaker 3: Is the most pop you know what I mean? That's
Speaker 3: not really popular. But I think about like I think
Speaker 3: about clocks a lot. I think which one's clocks is
Speaker 3: the piano one that goes no no no no.
Speaker 2: I think that's like their second album or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could be wrong. I shouldn't even be talking.
Speaker 1: That's the cold Play, like Viva Levita or something that's
Speaker 1: the Who and coplay my brain like the Coldplay and
Speaker 1: the Frame makes my brain right now, I'm not knowing
Speaker 1: which one ends and which one starts. I'm kind of confused.
Speaker 3: The Fray British, the phrase they're they're they're from the Congu,
Speaker 3: I think.
Speaker 1: Like Native, Yeah, they're French Conganese.
Speaker 3: What was the that phrase song that was like, there's
Speaker 3: the song that's cold Play?
Speaker 1: Okay, that song.
Speaker 2: I associate them with us with Scrubs because there was
Speaker 2: a there was an episode where doctor Cox like accidentally
Speaker 2: kills a bunch of people to the frame. Yeah, a
Speaker 2: bunch of people. I think one person. A handful of
Speaker 2: people died because this one chick they thought she owed
Speaker 2: deed on drugs, but it turns out she had rabies,
Speaker 2: and so they gave bunch of people like Organs, this
Speaker 2: one guy that he loved he's like, who, how's your
Speaker 2: new kidney? Here's this, And then all those people seizur
Speaker 2: didn't die because they had fucking rabbit. I think it
Speaker 2: was like three people that died or something. And so
Speaker 2: they're playing the fray and it's like really sad and
Speaker 2: doctor Cox like like has a mental breakdown and walks
Speaker 2: out of the fucking hospital and so did go wrong?
Speaker 2: I lost a friend and like sh and he starts
Speaker 2: like stabbing people and ship and then he he fucking
Speaker 2: beats up a homeless guy outside of the hospital Sacred Heart.
Speaker 2: He curve stamps a homeless man.
Speaker 1: We gotta do it.
Speaker 3: How have we not done the gay?
Speaker 2: How have we not done that song? Yeah, we're okay.
Speaker 1: How to suck some pipe?
Speaker 2: We'll figure it out.
Speaker 1: How to suck some pipe?
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's good. Step one. Yeah, it writes it
Speaker 2: really really man, you did your.
Speaker 1: Lives and you do exactly like him. I made fun
Speaker 1: of them a lot growing up. Yeah, but I like them,
Speaker 1: like them a lot, like you.
Speaker 2: Know any other you know any other? That's the only
Speaker 2: one I know. There's one other song I know. It's
Speaker 2: called You Found Me. Yeah, yeah, something something you fell.
Speaker 2: He was a little not even close.
Speaker 1: I know you you I'm not a singer.
Speaker 2: Guy's not even but that's not even almost got like bacho, man,
Speaker 2: you got kind of close. Now, man, this issening experience.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna have been turned down multiple decibels. But have fun, man, this,
Speaker 2: Yeah you are paying for the good money. Yeah yeah,
Speaker 2: So the fray, the gay, Yeah, it's good.
Speaker 3: The cold play cold gay cold oh man in a
Speaker 3: British way, that'd be great. I couldn't remember like why
Speaker 3: we were even talking about this. It's because of because
Speaker 3: the Olympics.
Speaker 2: The Olympics, so they had Gorgia there and they did
Speaker 2: a a Mary Antoinette thing was kind of cool. So
Speaker 2: that was already scared the people. And then they thought
Speaker 2: they were mocking the Last Supper. But you know, because
Speaker 2: you know how they like people that want to be victims.
Speaker 2: They put everything like oh, this is my thing, but
Speaker 2: like they were doing something that was completely separate. I
Speaker 2: forgot what it was, like a Greek feast or something. Yes,
Speaker 2: and so it wasn't the Last Supper at all, although
Speaker 2: even if it was the last Supper, like cool, I
Speaker 2: give two ships. But obviously the whole thing the Christian persecution, right,
Speaker 2: that's the whole thing. So they want to be victims.
Speaker 1: Whatever.
Speaker 2: It didn't work out for them, but for a minute
Speaker 2: they were freaking out. Ah, that was the cool scare
Speaker 2: I was. I was happy for them, happy for Guajerira
Speaker 2: to get like a bunch of recognition and to be
Speaker 2: considered satanic, because I feel like that's the bar you
Speaker 2: clear a bar when you're considered evil to like the Christians.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's it's like, uh, it's like like getting like
Speaker 3: weird al doing your song, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, not like that used to be like, oh,
Speaker 1: I'm in them. I'm a musician now right right now.
Speaker 3: It's like, if you're a metal band that causes like
Speaker 3: a satanic panic, you've made it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're in the opportunity. I want that.
Speaker 1: I want that.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like a ghost had that when they're
Speaker 2: because they're barely metal, I mean technically their metal, but
Speaker 2: they don't. It's a whole debate. But the way that
Speaker 2: they dress, right, they'll have these masks on and then
Speaker 2: the fucking singer will have some type of pulpe shit on.
Speaker 2: He's been all these like Papa this the third or whatever.
Speaker 2: So they're all like, oh, and I didn't notice my
Speaker 2: crew neck that I have because the ghosts and their
Speaker 2: logo it has like upside I'm crossing it and in
Speaker 2: the tee and like I kind of didn't really even notice,
Speaker 2: oh no, getting like looks while I'm wearing my crew neck,
Speaker 2: and I'm like, oh yeah, they probably think that I'm
Speaker 2: evil or something cool. So it's it's cool.
Speaker 1: It's cool.
Speaker 2: And their music though, is like so lighthearted, so it's funny.
Speaker 2: Like they have a song that everyone says, this is
Speaker 2: fucking Scooby Doo music. They're like the Scooby Doo music.
Speaker 2: It's called Square Hammer, and they're like this is Scooby
Speaker 2: Like the hell is this?
Speaker 1: And like imagine those guys being like satanic zoints moment
Speaker 1: where everybody that's kind.
Speaker 2: Of blew my mind about this whole thing.
Speaker 3: It was just like when it because when I look
Speaker 3: at uh, when I look at like or when I
Speaker 3: heard some of the Gojir stuff, I was like, this
Speaker 3: sounds like like if they think this is satanic, that's
Speaker 3: pretty insane because even by like their standards, like this
Speaker 3: is pretty tame, Like like as far as like metal goes.
Speaker 1: They're not metal enough for me to know about them,
Speaker 1: and I've listened to them before. I know you, like
Speaker 1: I've heard God You're Off a bunch of times, and
Speaker 1: I'm like, they're not metal. They're I mean they are,
Speaker 1: They're like rock. They're like, well, they're metal.
Speaker 3: It's just it's just if that was considered satanic, it's
Speaker 3: just so not it's so compared to other metals that
Speaker 3: you could.
Speaker 1: Argue actually heavier, I guess, because I guess it is
Speaker 1: metal and heavy is not exactly the same.
Speaker 2: No, That's why, like I was saying, there's kind of
Speaker 2: a debate with the band ghost because Ghosts aren't heavy
Speaker 2: at all. They're actually i mean, if you're going to
Speaker 2: classify on anything, they're almost pop rock. Like they're almost
Speaker 2: like eighties pop rock. But like it's the theme, it's
Speaker 2: the vibe metal. I mean, if they were singing about
Speaker 2: like darker stuff, you would kind of you could make
Speaker 2: that argument. That's the thing where people want to say, oh,
Speaker 2: it's about heaviness, It's really about the vibe, because if
Speaker 2: you think about the oldest metal bands, they're not heavy
Speaker 2: by today's standards. That's true. Yeah, Like it's it's all
Speaker 2: like milk toasted. Metallica's like obviously metal, Like they're obviously
Speaker 2: they're thrash. What they would call it fast blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: But the whole thing is it's just really about the vibes.
Speaker 2: Like say, that's why, uh, when death metal came, their
Speaker 2: whole idea was, we want to make the music heavier
Speaker 2: and crazier, so the lyrics were the craziest.
Speaker 1: And I find it weird that the you know, a.
Speaker 2: Lot of the Christian people, they don't really focus on
Speaker 2: like death metal and black metal like you would think
Speaker 2: they would. They said, it's like Cojira is on the
Speaker 2: largest platform. Let's just attach our names to it, right,
Speaker 2: Let's just.
Speaker 1: Attack our black metal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's there's bands dedicated to you because I'm black metal.
Speaker 2: That'd be fucking great. I wish that's what black metal
Speaker 2: really was. It was just literally just black people doing
Speaker 2: metal that's like soul glow or something so glow. They're
Speaker 2: more like thrash kind of punk stuff.
Speaker 1: Hmmm. The idea of the idea of black metal would
Speaker 1: be so insane. I want that. I thought it would
Speaker 1: just turned into rap eventually and it would end up
Speaker 1: way too much wrap. That's disrespectful, like they just not
Speaker 1: we can't.
Speaker 2: We want it to be wrapped.
Speaker 1: We can't, we can't.
Speaker 3: You just naturally South Park, where a token knows how
Speaker 3: to play bass.
Speaker 2: When he starts playing and he's like, so does the
Speaker 2: points like god damn it. He's like, god damn it.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 3: I tried to do an opera but it turned into rap.
Speaker 3: God damn it.
Speaker 1: Crazy. Someone starts off in this like all the sheets,
Speaker 1: like just books of sheets, and like I made this grandiose,
Speaker 1: sweet and then it's just like.
Speaker 2: Just one line on each street is just the beat,
Speaker 2: and then it's just some lyrics, Miranda making Hamilton.
Speaker 1: Like he couldn't help me.
Speaker 2: It's rap again.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Hamilton? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you like it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: I don't know. I haven't seen it live.
Speaker 3: I'm not nearly that privilege, but I've said I've watched
Speaker 3: it on uh, I've watched on Disney Plus and I
Speaker 3: thought it was good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it was good.
Speaker 2: It's pretty decent.
Speaker 1: Ip ship yeah, into the Crazy in the Heights as
Speaker 1: much shit. But it's like, of course I like that
Speaker 1: movie or the movie and the fucking play because you know, yeah,
Speaker 1: I think of them.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean, I don't know, like I'm I talked
Speaker 3: about this on an episode before though, but I just
Speaker 3: generally actually kind of like musicals. I think they're interesting.
Speaker 3: I think they're clever, and they're really like I am
Speaker 3: aware of how hard that is to do, like writing
Speaker 3: wise and like making like songs hit because they're a musical.
Speaker 3: Like Disney musicals right that we grew up listening to
Speaker 3: were like realistically maybe like one or two great songs
Speaker 3: in them, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Is it not a musical? Because I don't I feel like,
Speaker 1: I mean, I.
Speaker 3: Think Disney movies are musicals. I think people who like
Speaker 3: deny that is are crazy. I think, yeah, like, how
Speaker 3: are they not.
Speaker 2: They the way that they especially they're not like scores, right,
Speaker 2: these are songs that are a lot of times advancing
Speaker 2: the plot too.
Speaker 1: Okay, I guess that's what.
Speaker 2: Du uh I think?
Speaker 1: Okay, let me think. So Tarzan is a musical, right yea?
Speaker 2: Do they sing?
Speaker 1: Do they actually?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think it is might actually sings?
Speaker 2: Do they?
Speaker 1: I like only one person.
Speaker 3: I've only seen Tarzan like twice when I was a kid,
Speaker 3: and it's what's weird. I was obsessed with it and
Speaker 3: I loved it, but I didn't I should see I
Speaker 3: should watch Tarzan.
Speaker 1: One person that sings is the ape. Yeah, that's the
Speaker 1: only person that sings. Really, it's crazy to me. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't remember at all.
Speaker 3: That's kind of I guess up in the air because
Speaker 3: I know that there are songs in that movie, like
Speaker 3: the Phil Collins stuff, right.
Speaker 1: But no one's singing.
Speaker 2: But he's like is he in the narrator sort of
Speaker 2: animated and he's like singing from again group? Is he
Speaker 2: from again? Genesis?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 2: Yes, Genesis.
Speaker 1: Something?
Speaker 2: Is that your impression?
Speaker 1: Can you share me? Like that is?
Speaker 2: Oh my god? I actually had one person years later,
Speaker 2: I'm still waiting for you to send me that Tarzan Clinton.
Speaker 1: I sent it to the group chat I was in
Speaker 1: and they were like, I did not need to see this.
Speaker 1: That ship still hits. Man, it's so Tarzan's face.
Speaker 2: I just like, how like he's because like, Tarzan is
Speaker 2: the one that should be getting pleasure out of that situation.
Speaker 2: But it's aga.
Speaker 3: So what we're talking about for uh, for the lot
Speaker 3: of audio people.
Speaker 2: And also just video people who have no idea what
Speaker 2: we're talking about.
Speaker 3: Derek found this I guess it's just a gift, right, gift,
Speaker 3: like a really well animated gift of animated Tarzan.
Speaker 1: Fucking what's his name, Clinton, Clayton, Clayton.
Speaker 2: I think he said Clinton, Clinton. So Clayton the the taggonist.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he's writing Tarzan hard.
Speaker 1: And this dude has Tarzan. He's like he's got Tarzan
Speaker 1: and missionary pretty much. But he's getting dicked. Claytone's getting dicked.
Speaker 1: And Tarzan's face looks like he's in agony.
Speaker 2: Like he's getting surgery with that anesthesia. He's like he's
Speaker 2: biting on something.
Speaker 1: He's just like and it's so fucking visceral, and Clayton
Speaker 1: is just it euphoric.
Speaker 2: He's just like so happy, you know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, bro, this is so crazy.
Speaker 2: So then I put it the song I Want to Know,
Speaker 2: and you show like while he's rocking back and it's
Speaker 2: it's a terrible.
Speaker 1: World we're living in. Man. That is the video that
Speaker 1: I had to save to my phone. That was the
Speaker 1: start of my downfall of saving Bushits, And now my
Speaker 1: phone is like over eight thousand images of just absolutely.
Speaker 2: You gotta be careful because like if you if you
Speaker 2: like pass away you don't want to, like because then
Speaker 2: people said, as somebody else other than Lily finds your
Speaker 2: phone or something.
Speaker 1: What I'm gonna do is before I die, I'm going
Speaker 1: to change my password on my phone, like while I'm dying,
Speaker 1: be like while dying?
Speaker 2: What is it? What is the situation?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: How does it's interesting?
Speaker 3: Because I don't think we really had to think about
Speaker 3: this kind of thing really as a society. But what
Speaker 3: do we do with the phones of our loved ones
Speaker 3: when they die?
Speaker 1: Throw it away?
Speaker 2: No? Sell it?
Speaker 1: Damn this dude? What am I doing with the phone?
Speaker 1: With that phone?
Speaker 2: Well, that's exactly the point is what do you what
Speaker 2: are you doing?
Speaker 3: Because there's a bunch of information, there's like bank information probably,
Speaker 3: there's like fucking notes, there's fucking.
Speaker 2: Photos and videos. You're crazy. What's wrong with just as
Speaker 2: a momento just keeping it and just having it like
Speaker 2: in the way that like cause I feel like the
Speaker 2: way you sound. Somebody was like a fucking your wife
Speaker 2: has a photo album, she dies, he just tortured the video.
Speaker 1: Well that's a different thing, right, The like foot album
Speaker 1: is like one thing, right, But like if I can't
Speaker 1: even get inside the phone, if I'm like locked down.
Speaker 2: But that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 3: It's like, is there is there some is there something
Speaker 3: in like in place where hey, this is my dad,
Speaker 3: he passed away, he has I'm sure like a bunch
Speaker 3: of like family photos and stuff on the phone.
Speaker 1: They can't do that, well.
Speaker 2: They can't.
Speaker 3: But like, I'm just interested in the fact that there's
Speaker 3: no there's no protocol in place for that, because it
Speaker 3: seems like.
Speaker 1: They should there kind of should be maybe if there is,
Speaker 1: Like I think of it like this, right, if you
Speaker 1: care enough about.
Speaker 2: Just wipe it, right, I guess you just have to.
Speaker 1: If you care that much about the photos stuff like
Speaker 1: that or things like that, I think you would have it.
Speaker 1: You would have them in some sort of means. Like
Speaker 1: for me, I'm not a big photo person because I
Speaker 1: feel like photos at times, not always, but at times
Speaker 1: undermine the fun people are having and you just have
Speaker 1: fun and remember to take the memories, dude. That's why
Speaker 1: I think photos kind of they feel abrupt at times.
Speaker 1: You know, it's like, let's take a picture and their
Speaker 1: hair laughing, having a good time when we're taking a picture,
Speaker 1: like cutting out this laugh and all smile at this
Speaker 1: fucking camera. But it's fucking bath looking at me and
Speaker 1: I'll face on me.
Speaker 2: Usually, historically, people didn't take pictures in that at those
Speaker 2: times unless there was a photographer there that was that's
Speaker 2: their job to just take pictures while there you think
Speaker 2: that picture, and the picture would be at the end,
Speaker 2: like people are like, all right, we're done, Hey, let's
Speaker 2: take a picture, Like all right, funk off, let's go.
Speaker 1: It's just for me in pictures, time someone takes picture
Speaker 1: of me, I always show up as a white man,
Speaker 1: and it's scares me. It's scared me. It's always like
Speaker 1: Jack Nicholson, but like Jack Nicholson and where I'm at,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, that's not me, and people question me.
Speaker 1: I don't like dealing with that. Yeah, But the idea
Speaker 1: is I just don't like pictures. I'm not a picture
Speaker 1: person I've ever been.
Speaker 2: Like, I love them. I think it's weird to not
Speaker 2: be a picture for.
Speaker 1: I love a picture person.
Speaker 2: I love pictures because I have forgotten so much shit. Exactly,
Speaker 2: I have forgotten so much of it because that's just
Speaker 2: how our brains work. And so in those like I move,
Speaker 2: I since.
Speaker 1: I want to forget that.
Speaker 2: If you don't have good memories. That makes sense forget memories.
Speaker 1: Has never had a good memory memories, But I like
Speaker 1: forgetting them because I like living in the worst parts
Speaker 1: of my memory. I like only having the trauma.
Speaker 2: You put the trauma of fourth in your consciousness. That's crazy.
Speaker 1: Remember that time I fell and no one helped me up? Yeah? Yeah,
Speaker 1: that makes me stronger.
Speaker 2: That's I lived harder.
Speaker 1: I lived harder at the gym because.
Speaker 3: Kings have traumas that he fell down once and know
Speaker 3: one helped them.
Speaker 1: You know what helped trauma? Trauma? I mean I have
Speaker 1: laughed at some of your trauma. It's pretty good, man. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you laughed in my face.
Speaker 2: I went on the most moment twat Hey, man, you
Speaker 2: gotta be a man, bro, So they gotta sack up.
Speaker 1: You know it's crazy, that's crazy. You're gonna You're gonna
Speaker 1: raise a healthy young man, Bro. You gonna healthy. He's
Speaker 1: gonna be strong.
Speaker 2: He's gonna I mean, he'll have probably all his limbs
Speaker 2: broken by his ten but he's gonna be strong.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be he's gonna be doing.
Speaker 2: Brazilan jiu jitsu with experts, you know, like he's I'm
Speaker 2: not even gonna let him, get him like beginner's class.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pay like veteran multi black belt, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: don't don't take it easy on him. That if he
Speaker 2: taps out, keep going and then you know he'll get strong.
Speaker 2: And then he keeps crying, Oh, slap him and be like, hey,
Speaker 2: if you keep crying, I'm gonna keep slapping you. So basically,
Speaker 2: the the the sooner you stop crying, the soon I'll
Speaker 2: stop slapping you.
Speaker 1: You're his wife, That person's partner when they get older
Speaker 1: is gonna be like, damn, fuck you. He beats me
Speaker 1: up and down his house, I'm gonna I'm gonna make vegeta.
Speaker 1: He's gonna be great.
Speaker 2: You should not want to make vegeta.
Speaker 1: At least not vegeta.
Speaker 3: Especially he'll go through the whole arc, you know, so
Speaker 3: then he has to Eventually.
Speaker 1: He'll be decent, he'll meet he'll meet the world, he'll
Speaker 1: get his ass, he'll get beat up real and he'll
Speaker 1: be like, oh damn.
Speaker 2: Chopped in the back by some fucking down syndrome.
Speaker 1: Fucking it really is crazy how that was, like really
Speaker 1: like they jumped him for reason, I really did. They did.
Speaker 3: They really did, Like Vegeta really had them fucked for
Speaker 3: for a hot minute until they all just jumped him.
Speaker 2: They all they jumped What they expect?
Speaker 1: What do you expect? Like, what he's gonna come to playing?
Speaker 3: I mean he expected the one crazy. He's done this
Speaker 3: probably like thousands of times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he didn't expect he to get beat.
Speaker 2: Yeah, beat, because he's like, oh, Rats was a pussy,
Speaker 2: Like it was like rad as a pussy.
Speaker 1: He got to body, got to his bodies, and Rats
Speaker 1: is probably more dangerous than most civilizations are.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Vegeta thought he was a pussy.
Speaker 1: Think like this right, if you drop ratits in pretty
Speaker 1: much any other anime, he's going completely buck wild on them.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you canuck a lot of people. And I love
Speaker 2: the idea. So then there's Napa, who's not nearly as
Speaker 2: strong as Vegeta, but Nap away than just destroying the
Speaker 2: military just because he was like.
Speaker 1: Laying he was flying through them, like blowing it up,
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh, I love that visual of him
Speaker 1: tearing through the jet. He's just it's just like he's
Speaker 1: in water. He's just like in water, Like imagine that
Speaker 1: was you know what's crazy? He destroyed the world military
Speaker 1: like they got set back. We haven't seen a military
Speaker 1: sense then in that universe because of how much money
Speaker 1: he put them in there.
Speaker 2: And also like what's the point.
Speaker 1: They're like, it's crazy when you consider the fact that
Speaker 1: that was after Piccolo.
Speaker 3: Yeah, was like a demon that everybody was like, oh,
Speaker 3: there's a demon.
Speaker 1: King King you know that the dog people they were like, wow,
Speaker 1: this guy came from hell Wolf Wolf you know that
Speaker 1: world there's dinosaurs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Dragon Ball is a very strange world.
Speaker 1: It is. It's just the world seriously made by a
Speaker 1: person that was having fun. It's back when you can
Speaker 1: make you know what. I love that.
Speaker 3: It too is like there's like this crazy science where
Speaker 3: it like capsules. They have like capsules that have that
Speaker 3: can take matter and like shrink them and negate their density,
Speaker 3: but still carry them around in physical space.
Speaker 2: But no one's got a phone.
Speaker 1: No, people who have phones later yeah, after after.
Speaker 2: After the capsule course.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't think that. They thought, yeah, they kind
Speaker 1: of had to head phones. They had phones before capsules.
Speaker 3: No, No, I'm not saying like like dial up fucking
Speaker 3: phones where the dragon phone had a cell phone.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure in the original Dragon Bone, a dragon radar.
Speaker 2: It's like it's like, here's that somehow attracts these mystical balls.
Speaker 1: How did you do that give off an energy frequency?
Speaker 1: Which they would probably but also how the are you
Speaker 1: gonna find that out? How are you gonna be?
Speaker 3: Like also like that's like destiny logic literally just like
Speaker 3: like magic space science, like science, magic, magic, whatever.
Speaker 1: There's a god that makes you un.
Speaker 2: And why is there only Boma and her people? Like
Speaker 2: why is there not the military everyone exhausting all resources
Speaker 2: to find these fucking things at all time? Because if
Speaker 2: you make a you can make a wish like why
Speaker 2: would it not say the stalin of the world or.
Speaker 1: I don't know the world it really knows about it.
Speaker 1: I think it's the.
Speaker 2: Idea. They're clearly it's clearly real.
Speaker 1: They're clearly real. But think of the people that find them,
Speaker 1: because remember it was hard to find them in dragon Ball,
Speaker 1: and then it got it became a joke because like
Speaker 1: Gog and them could fucking get from one place to
Speaker 1: another in literally moments.
Speaker 2: They would nonchalantly whenever they actually they got it, whenever
Speaker 2: they needed it. Instead of just having.
Speaker 1: Him at all times, they postcattered, let's go get him again. Immediately,
Speaker 1: so we just have them for when we need it.
Speaker 1: They'll like let it scatter and then they'll let it
Speaker 1: sit there and say it's time they turn the rocks
Speaker 1: for a year, and then they have them. They're like
Speaker 1: always gonna hold onto these and who's gonna take it
Speaker 1: from them? And then what the world isn't give me
Speaker 1: that they're gonna be like, Oh, I'm.
Speaker 3: Kind of like I really kind of don't know the
Speaker 3: deep Like I don't think there's that much thought put
Speaker 3: into it to be fair, which is like fine, like
Speaker 3: it doesn't really need to be.
Speaker 2: But like when you think about it, it's like do people.
Speaker 2: Are people aware of what Goku is?
Speaker 1: They are aware. They do not know he's an alien.
Speaker 1: They know he's some sort of like freak though some
Speaker 1: sort of freak.
Speaker 3: He's like kind of like a Superman fan, like is
Speaker 3: he a Superman kind of figure in the sense that
Speaker 3: like people, we don't understand this thing. So because they
Speaker 3: because people cryptic people on Earth don't know Superman's an alien,
Speaker 3: right they do?
Speaker 1: Why it's wide knowledge you admit alien?
Speaker 3: Oh, he like goes on TV and says like I
Speaker 3: am alien from a gay plan.
Speaker 1: So they said be interviewed, He's like, from I'm a
Speaker 1: crypt from Yeah, great gay Krypton, not regular Krypton picked on,
Speaker 1: so for so for go for Like the dragon Ball characters,
Speaker 1: they know that they're weird. They don't know they're aliens
Speaker 1: though weird.
Speaker 3: Yes, I guess if normal people can just fly, I
Speaker 3: guess it's not.
Speaker 1: That much of a stretch that not really normal can fly,
Speaker 1: only a people can fly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but the fact that if a few people can fly,
Speaker 3: then people can fly like a sensibility. It's kind of
Speaker 3: like saying like, uh, you know, you know this person
Speaker 3: can do insane man, It's like, oh, well, okay, people
Speaker 3: can do math.
Speaker 1: It's possible people can do it because remember, flying is
Speaker 1: a crane. You probably don't know to watch dragon Ball
Speaker 1: crying is this flying? Is this crane crying?
Speaker 2: Crying and crying?
Speaker 1: So flying, the ability to fly is a crane school technique,
Speaker 1: and Master Roch never wanted to learn. That's why she
Speaker 1: can't fly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but how the funk would people not like who
Speaker 3: wouldn't be signing after that class?
Speaker 2: What is the reason for him not wanting to.
Speaker 1: Know how to fly? The crane school technique? And that's
Speaker 1: out of the School of the Turtle.
Speaker 2: Stupid imagine being that like that tribalistic.
Speaker 1: I mean it is also elderly. Yeah, but it's like
Speaker 1: you don't want to fly. Come on, you don't have
Speaker 1: to respect anything they do other than that, Like flying
Speaker 1: is so much easier to keep manipulation, like so much easier.
Speaker 1: But he's like, I don't want to do.
Speaker 3: It's like if you wanted an electric vehicle and you
Speaker 3: gotta test or whatever. It's like, what, like you want
Speaker 3: to you don't have to, like elon, but like you
Speaker 3: clearly want an electric car, So what the fuck are
Speaker 3: you doing? You're not gonna learn how to fly just
Speaker 3: because you don't.
Speaker 2: That's the fucking guy who teaches you.
Speaker 1: It's insane.
Speaker 3: I would put up with I would put up with
Speaker 3: damn near anybody if they could teach me how to fly,
Speaker 3: if they were teaching. If Andrew Tate was teaching a
Speaker 3: class and he was like, this is how to fly
Speaker 3: and he proved to me that he could fly, and
Speaker 3: be like, all right, you know, fucking that's gonna be
Speaker 3: really irritating, But I think I would really like to fly.
Speaker 2: My eyes twitching, but I would do it. Yeah, happy
Speaker 2: to be a double.
Speaker 1: This is a dream come true. I love this guy
Speaker 1: and now have you seen him?
Speaker 2: All he does is say the N word now on Twitter.
Speaker 2: That's like, is just saying the hard R because he knows,
Speaker 2: uh Elon will never ban him.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, It's crazy.
Speaker 2: He says it in such unclever ways too, Like it's like,
Speaker 2: I don't know if you've guys ever seen the hell
Speaker 2: the Kumar movies, Like there was the second one where
Speaker 2: they run into the Klan and one of the main
Speaker 2: members is played by uh the Elliott Stabler or whatever
Speaker 2: and from a lawn order SVU. Yeah, so he's because
Speaker 2: he actually played for some reason, he like knows somebody
Speaker 2: because he's been in like all the movies. He was
Speaker 2: like some weird trucker, fucking swinger guy with a bunch
Speaker 2: of prosthetics on. And then now he's one of the
Speaker 2: Grand Dragons or something. And uh, instead of saying like
Speaker 2: what the hell is that? Or what the hell was that?
Speaker 2: He says, what in the hard R was that?
Speaker 1: You know? What in the new was that?
Speaker 2: And it's like, that's awesome. My eyes like grew larger
Speaker 2: in the light that you shine can't be seen. It
Speaker 2: was like one of those kind of things. I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: what did what did I just hear? But that's the
Speaker 2: way that end date talks like you'll just say it
Speaker 2: in like solely, like it's the ways it shouldn't be
Speaker 2: used at all.
Speaker 1: It's weird hearing people that aren't American use that word
Speaker 1: because it just feels like they don't know how to
Speaker 1: place in the sentence the right way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's it's a little like I like Drake back
Speaker 2: in the day, Like sometimes I'm like, misspoke, I know
Speaker 2: the hard are.
Speaker 1: Not be misspoke, but also like it's a different country
Speaker 1: and people might people might not use the regular ea there,
Speaker 1: they might just use the hard art. He might be like, ah,
Speaker 1: it's not know the difference, and like genuinely it might
Speaker 1: be true.
Speaker 3: Non Americans saying it is weird to me. It just
Speaker 3: sounds weird, Like I feel like as an American I
Speaker 3: have a bigger right to say it than they do.
Speaker 2: You know what I mean, It's it's a little bizarre.
Speaker 2: I mean you have a closer connection to it, exactly,
Speaker 2: what are you British? Insane? Is insane?
Speaker 1: That's weird. It's weird when I even see when I
Speaker 1: see it's it's even I mean, I don't know, especially
Speaker 1: I don't care, but I also acknowledge that it's weird
Speaker 1: that non black like when when.
Speaker 2: Black like black people outside of America, when they use nigga,
Speaker 2: it's a little bit weird because of why that word
Speaker 2: exists in the first place. But I don't care, Like,
Speaker 2: but it's just I also acknowledge that it's just like
Speaker 2: a thing where because it's like it's one of those
Speaker 2: things where you're like, I want to be cool because
Speaker 2: like you didn't. There's no way you grew up in
Speaker 2: that culture anywhere shape of that.
Speaker 1: You're not even from the place where that culture. That's
Speaker 1: why it's so strange to me. It's like it's like,
Speaker 1: it's weird what I'm doing. What Like like when there
Speaker 1: are fucking people like like British white people saying and
Speaker 1: it's like, why, why the fuck do you get off
Speaker 1: saying this at all?
Speaker 2: What's going on? Yeah, that's weird, Maxing, that's even weird.
Speaker 1: You know, you're you're from Sweden. You know two black
Speaker 1: people online and you follow them. You don't even know
Speaker 1: that you don't interact with them.
Speaker 3: That's like when I Alex said it, it's like.
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, yeah, yeah, it's like exactly, he's in the UK.
Speaker 1: There's a lot of there's a lot of black folk
Speaker 1: over there, but like does he know does he interact
Speaker 1: with them? I guess no way, I don't think.
Speaker 2: Probably terrified of.
Speaker 1: Oh these monkey chaps are scarying me. Oh these Banonae
Speaker 1: fellows are really scary fellows.
Speaker 3: Swinging across the London lamp poks like a fucking gollumn.
Speaker 1: But like what people say, whatever you want, you know,
Speaker 1: you know, check out who That's what's kind of shading. Uh,
Speaker 1: that's why you know.
Speaker 2: We talked about some podcasts before about Drake and his
Speaker 2: kind of chameleon like nature. He was kind of like
Speaker 2: because you see him how he grew up, and there's
Speaker 2: plenty of footage of him how he grew up as
Speaker 2: a Torontin Toronto in I don't know how you say,
Speaker 2: their thing, and he sounded like the whitest white that
Speaker 2: ever whited. And he also there is footage of him
Speaker 2: shitting on like the whole patois fucking Toronte's Like that
Speaker 2: shit's ignorant, Like he was never even adjacent to that stuff.
Speaker 2: He didn't care about it. He's the fucking tuna fish
Speaker 2: and Mao sandwiches and shit, I look like I just.
Speaker 1: In a camp or like I think Drake does have
Speaker 1: a commune. He's an actor. Uh, I guess he's a community.
Speaker 2: He's good at doing that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a kamulla in nature. Is kind of the
Speaker 1: nature of him. You know, obviously that's what he clear
Speaker 1: is what he did, right, He ended up linking up
Speaker 1: with Wayne, like fucking going on, just crazy, going on
Speaker 1: twenty years ago now, he ended up linking with Wayne
Speaker 1: instead of making music, so you know, like obviously the
Speaker 1: the hanging out Wayne chilling with that kind of aesthetic.
Speaker 1: Obviously flying back to Houston. His dad being a black,
Speaker 1: black American man, he.
Speaker 2: Didn't have a relationship with his dad until he got famous.
Speaker 2: Was it until he got famous or it's like he
Speaker 2: spent some time with him, but then after it was
Speaker 2: it wasn't like it was a long period he came
Speaker 2: back into his life where he's like, oh, you know,
Speaker 2: it wasn't like he spent time with him in the
Speaker 2: way to like, yeah, oh I was in Tennessee or
Speaker 2: whatever the fuck were where he was from, and he
Speaker 2: developed like a certain cadence from his father or whatever.
Speaker 1: It's just a thing where like.
Speaker 2: I said, it's just weird when you see we all
Speaker 2: are so we're aware the way he's doing. He wants
Speaker 2: to be respected in the culture, so he's going to
Speaker 2: sound a little bit closer to well. Really like when
Speaker 2: you think about it, kind of sounds more like he
Speaker 2: would try to be like, Oh, I'm from fucking Atlanta,
Speaker 2: New Yorker at first, I sound like it was more
Speaker 2: from like New York for me.
Speaker 1: I think I think he embraced the Atlanta culture very
Speaker 1: much so because him hanging out a Future in twenty
Speaker 1: one Savage stuff like that. Yeah, and he hung out
Speaker 1: with Asap Rocky for a while as well to who's
Speaker 1: the New Yorker as well. But his ideas that he's
Speaker 1: just you know, I whatever, dude, Like I said, I
Speaker 1: see what it is. It's not a big deal because
Speaker 1: he's a rapper. Obviously is a rapper. You're gonna because
Speaker 1: I think the same with Donald Glover, right, people just
Speaker 1: should on Donald all the time from not being a
Speaker 1: very black black man, you know. But at the same time,
Speaker 1: he's like his family's from the Bronx. He grew up
Speaker 1: in Atlanta and Stone Mountain, right by where the Klan
Speaker 1: fucking originated, you know, like it was a fucking he
Speaker 1: he's a nigga his whole time. But give cdit for that.
Speaker 1: But what's the difference. The difference is he never put
Speaker 1: on the black fake black sin. He never felt like
Speaker 1: he needed he never did he But see that's that's
Speaker 1: the whole thing where it's like, Drake, you don't need
Speaker 1: to do this like.
Speaker 2: I think I think you do.
Speaker 1: I think you do it to be a pop rapper.
Speaker 1: I think you do hundred percent. Don't agree with name
Speaker 1: name a name A very big rapper that's not Eminem,
Speaker 1: that is not genuinely just a white man has skilled
Speaker 1: that's on parallel that got a lot of respect from
Speaker 1: the rap community from being a person that's white coded.
Speaker 2: No, see the whole thing.
Speaker 3: Even Eminem has kind of a well speaking It's very odd,
Speaker 3: actually Eminem is.
Speaker 1: That's funny because he actually does doesn't. Growing up, you know,
Speaker 1: I agree he does, but he totally doesn't.
Speaker 3: People made fun of him specificly. I remember him on
Speaker 3: the Howard Stern Show back in the day and you know,
Speaker 3: why why you talk black?
Speaker 2: And he's like, I don't know if I talk black
Speaker 2: he's like that just I'm from the Trump from the hood. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like this is I grew up around people that speak
Speaker 2: like this, and this is kind of how I like,
Speaker 2: I give I kind of give a pack because it's like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I know your parents did a sound like this, but
Speaker 2: the people you probably spent the most time with sound
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 1: Like the idea like him around D twelve. They all
Speaker 1: act like a bunch of niggas. Like that's how they act,
Speaker 1: you know that. And it's funny because that's how because
Speaker 1: he makes one of his friends do what he was
Speaker 1: calling his friend the f work crazy. He was like,
Speaker 1: look at this damn home over here, Like I bet
Speaker 1: he was happy to see Michael Jackson may trying to
Speaker 1: put his dig in his mouth and he was exciting.
Speaker 1: Gets respect like that, you know, I think other than
Speaker 1: other than Glover and Kanye.
Speaker 2: I think there's a lot that get respect. It's I
Speaker 2: think from you know, from to me, Like you're talking
Speaker 2: about just someone who just doesn't have a traditional like
Speaker 2: Southern black accent or not Southern accent. That doesn't That
Speaker 2: doesn't well because it originates from the South and then
Speaker 2: it spread doesn't.
Speaker 1: That doesn't portray like people would call like black people
Speaker 1: act traits that has gotten a lot of respect in
Speaker 1: a rap community.
Speaker 2: I just I think like every like every I don't,
Speaker 2: I guess from my perspective from what I see, like
Speaker 2: the culture never really were one. I want you to
Speaker 2: sound like me. That's not what I've ever seen. I
Speaker 2: feel like it's always been about authenticity, and they hate
Speaker 2: the idea of somebody trying to culture vulture.
Speaker 1: I agree. I agree that that is true. But the
Speaker 1: sound like me nature is you gotta sound like you
Speaker 1: wrap something. You gotta be from some sort of hood mentality.
Speaker 1: You have to have that.
Speaker 2: I feel like Drake was so big before you was
Speaker 2: doing that.
Speaker 1: Uh. I wouldn't say, but how do I expect? Because
Speaker 1: I feel like he wasn't as big into it as
Speaker 1: he is now. Back in the day when he was
Speaker 1: making like songs with Trey songs in his early mixtapes,
Speaker 1: it wasn't as heavy as it is now. He wasn't
Speaker 1: doing the whole Patois Island thing and stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I feel like that's for himself.
Speaker 2: I think he's only doing it for himself.
Speaker 1: I feel like he wants to prove himself that he's
Speaker 1: more of a more of a black man and he
Speaker 1: and he needs.
Speaker 2: To and it's weird though, but don't you feel like
Speaker 2: don't you feel like that he would get more respect
Speaker 2: if he was just like, Hey, I'm a gay Toronto
Speaker 2: fucking corny whatever and I'm just making good.
Speaker 1: At the time at the time. No, now, yes.
Speaker 2: Before No, I just I just don't know if I
Speaker 2: because I just.
Speaker 1: Because I say it as think of all the hate Glover, God,
Speaker 1: they got to hate Kanye got at first for just
Speaker 1: not being they weren't thugs.
Speaker 2: And then but see that they were in the street
Speaker 2: and Kanye, you know, minuses insanity. He stayed true to
Speaker 2: himself as far as not being like I am this.
Speaker 2: He just stayed his Chicago fucking Kanye self, and he
Speaker 2: became one of the biggest artists in the world.
Speaker 1: Kanye succeeded Kans exceeded eventually, right eventually because of.
Speaker 2: Fact, it wasn't even like like once he started making
Speaker 2: music consistently, it was immediately successful.
Speaker 1: I just it wasn't. I would say it was me.
Speaker 1: It was recognized by the community, but it wasn't. It
Speaker 1: was recognized by like people that liked good music. But
Speaker 1: people still didn't give him a respect until jay Z
Speaker 1: was like co signing him on everything. He wasn't getting respect.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I guess look at for me, it
Speaker 2: sounds like the vibe that I'm getting from you. It
Speaker 2: almost reminds me of like like there were the gatekeepers
Speaker 2: that wanted a certain vibe. No, I don't want that
Speaker 2: certain vibe. But no, but that's what it's I don't feel.
Speaker 1: I feel like because think of it like this, I
Speaker 1: feel like Kanye was my favorite artist. I feel like
Speaker 1: people like Kanye made it for people like me that
Speaker 1: were more nerdy on the nerdy side to be able
Speaker 1: to expect themselves in that community. Same with Donald Glover.
Speaker 1: I love Donald Glove. When I was younger, he was like, A.
Speaker 2: You're saying, like the people they weren't getting respect, Like,
Speaker 2: I didn't catch that vibe. I caught that from like say,
Speaker 2: from the press, like from fucking the the mainstream heads
Speaker 2: that were trying to still control hip hops.
Speaker 1: I agree.
Speaker 2: I didn't really feel that from like say, people on
Speaker 2: the ground level of being like, oh, this dude's corny,
Speaker 2: I can't listen to this dude's black, and people like logic.
Speaker 2: Logic is a fucking unbelievably talented rapper.
Speaker 1: Well that's because he kept fucking talking about it.
Speaker 2: Even before that.
Speaker 1: Before that, when people are like, oh, you're a white
Speaker 1: and he's like, how the fucking look at me? I'm
Speaker 1: clearly a black man.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I just logics. Think think the logics.
Speaker 2: Logic's queer, man, let's just be.
Speaker 1: Really good at that. That might be.
Speaker 2: I think that was his problem. They looked at him like,
Speaker 2: that is a man that looks like he's trying to
Speaker 2: suck me off, and I'm scared. I think that was
Speaker 2: what's happening with logic. I just think.
Speaker 1: I think so. I think, I think you have a
Speaker 1: progressive mindset that I also share. I agree that I
Speaker 1: think that that stuff doesn't make you a rapper at.
Speaker 2: You know what, I think I think the audience needs to, like,
Speaker 2: I want to get feelers for people that that listen
Speaker 2: to hip hop.
Speaker 1: You think our audience there's like there's some two percent
Speaker 1: that are all into that ship.
Speaker 2: I just want to get a feel for like how
Speaker 2: they felt about, uh, like what we're talking about, and
Speaker 2: see if they if they, if they what their opinions are,
Speaker 2: because really, I got to get a feel for people, like,
Speaker 2: because you know what how I feel and how you
Speaker 2: feel is just one.
Speaker 1: We kind of both agree on the same perspective. I
Speaker 1: just think that the perspective we see it through is
Speaker 1: like you're like, oh, I feel like that was never
Speaker 1: a thing, right, and you your mindset is definitely healthier
Speaker 1: because you're like, oh, no, good rappers are good rappers. Yeah,
Speaker 1: do you think Drank's gonna kill himself ra No, he's
Speaker 1: bready making musician. They didn't make music. And you do
Speaker 1: think he doesn't give a fuck? Are you sure? Yeah?
Speaker 1: He dropped like like two new songs. You say. I
Speaker 1: think every rap song I've ever heard kind of sounds
Speaker 1: basically like the DK rap Really, you know, I feel
Speaker 1: like that's so racist's great anything like that. I don't
Speaker 1: think it's meant to be that. You think that, you
Speaker 1: don't mean it, don't think it's meant to be racist.
Speaker 1: But I feel like that you can unpack that something.
Speaker 2: I mean, you could if you wanted, but that would
Speaker 2: be you're doing.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, but you also set that up like
Speaker 1: you're like, this just sounds like that, and there's the
Speaker 1: monkeys out in the background.
Speaker 2: It's like okay, And then then it's like, whatever, are
Speaker 2: you sure that he's not gonna feel himself like.
Speaker 1: I feel like he's gonna say I don't think he's
Speaker 1: he's enough. Yeah, also that what's it like that he's
Speaker 1: too rich? Like why did you kill yourself? He could
Speaker 1: just be like, oh man, that sucks because all my
Speaker 1: billions of dollars wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Be crazy if he got shot.
Speaker 3: If he got shot in the back and paralyzed, that
Speaker 3: would be maybe like whoa, it's like a full circle
Speaker 3: kind of thing.
Speaker 1: What's crazy? Would respect?
Speaker 2: I would respect him for some reason. I would immediately
Speaker 2: respect immediately. But the first paralyzed, right, and he has
Speaker 2: like the blow thing like Christopher Reeves, like he's like,
Speaker 2: you know, I guessed to like to control his chair
Speaker 2: like that. That would be fucking insane.
Speaker 3: Do you think it would be a bigger artist if
Speaker 3: he was, Like if he was in a chair but
Speaker 3: still managed to deliver h.
Speaker 2: Used to call me on my.
Speaker 1: Late night when you need my love? I think he
Speaker 1: would just die. It was a big debate about like
Speaker 1: whether or not what's this Stephen Hawking?
Speaker 3: Whether or not he died years and years earlier? And
Speaker 3: oh that was just his chair the whole time. There's
Speaker 3: the question about that is more open than I think.
Speaker 1: People would arbitrary.
Speaker 2: Wait a second, did his chair was this chair.
Speaker 1: The one that went to Epstein's Island? Right?
Speaker 2: This is the story thickens.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because maybe Stephen Hawkins, Stephen Hawking was a good
Speaker 1: guy and then he and then his brain is taken over.
Speaker 3: His brain is screaming no, don't go yet, don't go
Speaker 3: to the island, and chairs.
Speaker 2: Like yippie yippy, I'm excited to see the children.
Speaker 1: The children went there and taught the math. What he
Speaker 1: taught about he didn't like. He didn't fuck anybody was
Speaker 1: there suching a math.
Speaker 2: He was there to teach the kids. He was just
Speaker 2: there to teach math. Make sure that the kids weren't
Speaker 2: completely dumb, or they can at least keep track of
Speaker 2: their clientele or something. You need to keep track of
Speaker 2: all the perverts on this island, you know, Like, so
Speaker 2: we got it, Matthew, we have to Matthew got arithmetic, Max,
Speaker 2: we got a rhythmetic backs he says that we have.
Speaker 1: To math, Max, Max, what does that mean? Shut up
Speaker 1: and take off her?
Speaker 2: So we uh, what else?
Speaker 1: Is something? Something? One thing?
Speaker 2: We gotta we had before before the question, it was
Speaker 2: leading holy ship, I was fifty minutes the Olympic game,
Speaker 2: so there's a satanic panic. And then it led to
Speaker 2: people panicking about this lady boxer.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't know if you saw the discourse, And that
Speaker 2: was probably the craziest thing I've seen in a while
Speaker 2: because of how far it went, like how yeah, people
Speaker 2: that don't give a shit about any of this stuff,
Speaker 2: we're talking about it like some uocifa. It blew up
Speaker 2: so bad that even like Logan Paul talking about you,
Speaker 2: Jake was even like, oh, it sucks that, you know,
Speaker 2: with the current agendas and what's happening, but maybe I
Speaker 2: can get you on one of the under cards, Like
Speaker 2: to the Italian girl, because first they saw that interview.
Speaker 2: She's a fucking quitter. She got rocked and she quit,
Speaker 2: so this will happen, like this will happen this Italian
Speaker 2: boxer versus this Algerian boxer.
Speaker 1: Right, I went.
Speaker 2: Right, And so she quit after she got pummeled and
Speaker 2: she cried about blah blah blah, And to be fair
Speaker 2: to her, she was like, not trying to make it
Speaker 2: about the whole narrative. It's the freak transgender panic.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she was just disappointed, like most people are when
Speaker 3: they go to the Olympics and lose.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and by the way, story that is very common
Speaker 1: the Olympics. It's like, if you're part of the Olympics,
Speaker 1: of those people are.
Speaker 2: People know most most people nine.
Speaker 3: I'm thinking teams, teams Okay, yeah, yeah, you're right, Like
Speaker 3: there's like a bunch of people are coming in like
Speaker 3: last or fourth or seventh if.
Speaker 1: You know, whatever.
Speaker 2: If you don't get a medal, you're you're completely like nothing. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know.
Speaker 3: The most common story of an Olympic athlete is, god,
Speaker 3: damn it.
Speaker 2: I was defeated, damn and now I have to wait
Speaker 2: years to do it again.
Speaker 1: I might not be able to do it. You might
Speaker 1: not even you might not have the body, and it
Speaker 1: might be too old.
Speaker 2: There's so many that sucks.
Speaker 1: But I mean, it's not also shot even make it
Speaker 1: there in the first let's sing a moment that because
Speaker 1: this never happened. A bunch of fucking losers. The ones
Speaker 1: that don't get they don't get the ones that'll get gold.
Speaker 1: Those are people that work very, very hard. So all
Speaker 1: of them deserve some sort of form of respect and
Speaker 1: consideration because they've made it to that state. I could
Speaker 1: make it to No you can't, I could do it.
Speaker 1: No you can't being a dickhead, the dickhead of them
Speaker 1: to make it to an amazing Olympics, the fucking jackass Olympics,
Speaker 1: and I win, by my I get it.
Speaker 2: I've trained, I get it.
Speaker 1: This guy's a fucking dickhead. Cakes and motherfucking get your
Speaker 1: fucking three medals. They literally just gave me. They don't
Speaker 1: even like it.
Speaker 2: I saw it.
Speaker 3: I saw a guy on like a fucking like I
Speaker 3: don't even know, like a fake leather fucking hot dog
Speaker 3: bun with like with like fucking metal things, and he
Speaker 3: was like spinning his legs around like.
Speaker 2: I could fucking do that. Yeah, the pummel.
Speaker 1: What is it called. I think it's called the pump.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you're talking about.
Speaker 2: I think you're the pumble when you're doing the gay
Speaker 2: swinging things. Yeah, it's like I could do that.
Speaker 1: The fuck I can figure that out.
Speaker 2: In twenty minutes. Those guys are so incredibly jacked and
Speaker 2: and stead of doing the rest of the podcast right
Speaker 2: now in the background, trained to do that, stop talking
Speaker 2: right now and go do what if you're amazing? What
Speaker 2: if you actually got it?
Speaker 1: It's called it like a naturally, it's like am it's
Speaker 1: like a pommel horse. I'm so fuck I don't I
Speaker 1: I don't take my word.
Speaker 2: You know what I'm talking about. I know exactly. When
Speaker 2: they see the weird it's almost like they're doing their
Speaker 2: break dancing, but on that things like the horse thing.
Speaker 1: Chris, Chris, there's no Chris. There's no way it looks
Speaker 1: like a jockey unless you, unless you, unless you have
Speaker 1: a deceptive unbelievably which I know you are stronger than
Speaker 1: you look already. I know that about you. Unless you
Speaker 1: have an insane amount of upper body drink, you cannot
Speaker 1: do that. If you have to have it, you'd have
Speaker 1: to be able to grip into this table.
Speaker 2: Like a jockey thing man, like you know, like the
Speaker 2: less you weigh, you don't have to be as because
Speaker 2: like those guys are there. When you see the guys
Speaker 2: that are doing that ship, I'm like, how are they
Speaker 2: not on steroids? They're so insire, Jack, they are. That's
Speaker 2: what I'm saying. Clearly, I'm forty nine pounds.
Speaker 1: I did being forty nine pounds all this dangerous and
Speaker 1: well it's not exists because at that moment you can
Speaker 1: like get out bodied by a child. I don't. I
Speaker 1: think that's scary.
Speaker 2: Have you seen that one wrestler guy that's just a
Speaker 2: torso maybe she him?
Speaker 1: It's it kind of know what you mean. Yeah, it
Speaker 1: creeps me out. No, he's literally just has like one arm,
Speaker 1: right or something like that. I think he has one
Speaker 1: arm and he's like has no legs, and it's it.
Speaker 1: I I know, disrespect to the guy almost scares me.
Speaker 1: I almost think that's actually an unfair advantage as a wrestler.
Speaker 2: Actually, well the thing because you don't have any like pinpoints,
Speaker 2: well the thing I don't like. He I think he
Speaker 2: also did an m M A match and he won,
Speaker 2: and I felt like that unfair thing that it's not
Speaker 2: it's it's just kind of like it's stupid because.
Speaker 3: Point that's so nebulous though, Like because then what because
Speaker 3: that I would consider that like a massive disadvantage.
Speaker 2: But then it like flips around.
Speaker 3: Like can it be can something be such a disadvantage
Speaker 3: that it becomes in advantage?
Speaker 1: I actually think so. I think you can be so
Speaker 1: stupid that you could at that moment be not limited
Speaker 1: by what the world's rules put in front of you.
Speaker 1: Therefore you could start doing what you want.
Speaker 3: It's actually a lot of like successful businesses probably like
Speaker 3: they're just like, so, they're so stupid that they're not
Speaker 3: aware of the risks or howdangerous what they're so that
Speaker 3: they're planning is, and then they do it, and then
Speaker 3: they just walk out and succeed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and now they're geniuses.
Speaker 1: Yeah, now they're genius. Yeah, and now they own fucking X.
Speaker 2: Yeah. But yeah, that guy, that guy was Twitter.
Speaker 3: By the way, I'm dead naming that. I don't respect machines.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 3: I don't respect I don't respect the identity of machines.
Speaker 3: You can quote me in twenty sixty. By the way,
Speaker 3: I will still believe it. Why with your fucking machine wife.
Speaker 2: I don't give a shit. I'll keep my machine wife
Speaker 2: like crazy.
Speaker 1: I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. So she's got
Speaker 1: a scream and cry though you would, you would program
Speaker 1: that absolutely, I would make it sound like jay Z
Speaker 1: every time, every time, every time. But yeah, so the
Speaker 1: Olympic thing, oh yeah, the Olympic thing.
Speaker 2: So yeah, yeah, the Italian girl whatever, she she she lost,
Speaker 2: she she got really emotional. She tried to do it
Speaker 2: for a poppy pop and she was just like somebody
Speaker 2: touched on my spugget, and then she cried, did you
Speaker 2: see when like a couple of minutes later she like
Speaker 2: walked off screen and jumped into a giant green pipe
Speaker 2: and at home.
Speaker 1: Yoshi came my pattern back.
Speaker 3: Yoshi came the prerequisite government UH issued yoa issued that
Speaker 3: every Italian gets.
Speaker 1: Every Italian My god, I would move to Italy at
Speaker 1: a heartbeat if it meant I could get a government.
Speaker 2: I would absolutely give my American.
Speaker 1: I would have just owned my mom be like, why
Speaker 1: do the funk do we not live in Italy? Why
Speaker 1: are we here? I could have had a lifelong Yoshi friend.
Speaker 2: I'm like, are you dumb? I bought my Mario games,
Speaker 2: but we could have just went there and been Mario.
Speaker 2: We couldn't could have done ben Mario, you bitch.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I could have been picking apples off a tree with
Speaker 2: my dinosaurs long time. And you know that.
Speaker 1: Having a Yoshi, I could have immigrated here afterwards.
Speaker 2: With the Yoshi, Yeah, I could have ate a fucking
Speaker 2: blue turtle flew across the ocean.
Speaker 1: How do you Yoshi can water skip mom.
Speaker 2: I fucking hate you.
Speaker 1: You could be do you think you could be.
Speaker 3: A well adjusted child if you learned everything you know
Speaker 3: about the world front. I'm just Mario, No way, no way.
Speaker 3: You just eat mush to get bigger, just like did
Speaker 3: you give the ground for.
Speaker 1: The getting much? You're getting beat up and then you're
Speaker 1: like I show you and you eat a fucking.
Speaker 2: Whole and then you get so high that you win.
Speaker 1: You get so high that you win, but you actually
Speaker 1: murdered somebody. Yeah, I think the goomb goom was with.
Speaker 1: They're actually people's dogs and small children.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna stomp people to death prison. I think
Speaker 2: that's what happened while.
Speaker 1: Screaming whoa, and the person can't hold it because you're
Speaker 1: jumping and you don't care about your hands, so you're
Speaker 1: breaking the ceiling and the like yo, he's going for it, he's.
Speaker 3: Going arm is it like.
Speaker 1: Hit the ceiling?
Speaker 2: Yeah, so that happened the Italian boxer when she lost
Speaker 2: lost Winter Tunnel with their Yoshi and so all these
Speaker 2: fucking crazy assholes that those people what are they called
Speaker 2: the transvestigators those Yeah, yeah, they showed up, yea, they
Speaker 2: showed up and they made the assertion that her opponent
Speaker 2: was actually a trans a trans woman who was born male,
Speaker 2: and so therefore it's like, oh, we'll mention be fighting
Speaker 2: women obviously. H So that was like a big kind
Speaker 2: of talk of the town.
Speaker 3: And then I don't know, even just like a little
Speaker 3: bit of research into this would have saved a lot
Speaker 3: of people, because it's just like, dude, they're not this
Speaker 3: country is not going to say trans person to represent them.
Speaker 2: In the Olympics.
Speaker 3: The idea that that, the idea that Arteria would do
Speaker 3: that is crazy. So no, and then there was a
Speaker 3: whole thing about like, oh, well she has like male
Speaker 3: chromosomes or something something like, well, no, I saw this
Speaker 3: was the conversation that I saw was like, she's born with.
Speaker 2: This is people speculated this. This is entirely speculation. There's
Speaker 2: no actual confirmation of this. But that is the thing
Speaker 2: that happened. She's that she's there is a possibility there's
Speaker 2: a lot of people are speculating that she's intersex, meaning
Speaker 2: that she may have like an extra like male chromosome.
Speaker 1: But the thing is she has a pussy. Yeah, she
Speaker 1: has a uterus and apparently can have children too. She's
Speaker 1: a she's y x X.
Speaker 2: They did the same thing. Something they're speculating, but the
Speaker 2: thing is they did the same thing to Uh, who's
Speaker 2: that that that fucking broad that got arrested. W Uh
Speaker 2: Brittany Grinder, Brittany Grinder. They're like, that's a man baby.
Speaker 2: They some people started sharing footage of her playing basketball
Speaker 2: shirtless and she has like no tits and so it's
Speaker 2: good enough for me. And I'm like, oh, I didn't
Speaker 2: I that's it. Huh. Like there's these people. It takes
Speaker 2: nothing for them to be convinced that, oh, somebody is
Speaker 2: a man. Oh they don't have full pouting lips and
Speaker 2: round face.
Speaker 1: Everybody's a man like.
Speaker 2: It takes nothing, Like they see that person like, oh,
Speaker 2: strong jaw, it must be a man. I'm like every
Speaker 2: chick of the Olympics.
Speaker 1: Has a straw. These people don't understand anything about science
Speaker 1: at all. There's a woman with a condition called postic
Speaker 1: ovary a pc O S Yes, I know, syndrome. Right.
Speaker 1: There are women. They unfortunately just produce more tasas. There's
Speaker 1: still absolutely women. They can have babies. They can fucking
Speaker 1: them can't. Some of them can't. Some of them have
Speaker 1: problem with children. Of course that's true. But a lot
Speaker 1: of them can just have children, like they have even
Speaker 1: parts everything.
Speaker 3: Well, there's even people who can be born like women,
Speaker 3: who can be born with like male chromosomes and still
Speaker 3: develop ultimately like women and would be women and wouldn't
Speaker 3: know that they weren't unless you like scanned, like did
Speaker 3: like some crazy deep scan into their fucking biology. Which
Speaker 3: at that point it's like, I think this was like
Speaker 3: a condition too that was like I think eight percent
Speaker 3: of women in the Olympics, like way way long ago,
Speaker 3: like way way way way, way way long ago, also
Speaker 3: had but we're still able to participate because they are
Speaker 3: women and of course like they're women.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This is not the legitimate nature of it. Like they
Speaker 1: tried to fucking quote the fucking Spotbob, the spot Sower
Speaker 1: episode with fucking Randy Savage is in the military, like
Speaker 1: not in military Olympics fighting the strong Woman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the SpongeBob episode.
Speaker 1: SpongeBob, my brain was like, oh, it's so ridiculous.
Speaker 3: So here's the thing that bothered me about it, right,
Speaker 3: because oftentimes it's like, well, all that matters is what's
Speaker 3: between your legs, and this person is clearly like female
Speaker 3: by that account. But then it's like, now now it's
Speaker 3: about chromosomes. Well, it's like if if you open that door,
Speaker 3: then like there's a bunch of women who are ostensibly
Speaker 3: women who aren't women anymore. So it's like, what do
Speaker 3: you like, it's all just completely fucked.
Speaker 2: You know, they don't care about that. I know, I know,
Speaker 2: I know, I know. No no, no, but that's I
Speaker 2: know because they're opening that No. No, I'm glad that
Speaker 2: she their entire ideology. I'm glad that you opened up
Speaker 2: that thing because it just shows you that they don't care.
Speaker 2: Because it's like, as soon as you prove them wrong
Speaker 2: about that, then they're gonna be, oh, what about fairness? Now,
Speaker 2: I'm like, you don't care about fair If you want
Speaker 2: to talk about fairness, did you want to talk about
Speaker 2: Michael Phelps? Like James to me, that's should not be there.
Speaker 2: There is no weight classes in the NBA, and it's
Speaker 2: kind of crazy actually, because it allows some people to
Speaker 2: dominate in the most ridiculous ways, like Neil was actually
Speaker 2: technically a shitty basketball player because he barely practiced. One
Speaker 2: of the reasons why Bryant hated got so mad at him.
Speaker 2: Is because Kobe Bryant would practice That's all great, he
Speaker 2: got it right. Shaq would just eat cheeseburgers and dominate
Speaker 2: like and.
Speaker 1: Just so big.
Speaker 2: He was athletic. Nobody could do it until they finally
Speaker 2: geniuses like, oh, he can't do free throws, just found
Speaker 2: So then it was called hack a shack and they
Speaker 2: do a foul him and he just never practiced free throws.
Speaker 2: So then he started to actually mitigate, you know, they
Speaker 2: started to mitigate some of the damn Yeah, young was terrifying. Yeah,
Speaker 2: thing was fat to enforce their fucking glass. Yeah, because
Speaker 2: they called it shack proof because he kept breaking them.
Speaker 2: And it's just like it just to show you that, like, okay,
Speaker 2: if we want to talk about fairness, clearly Michael Felt
Speaker 2: felt clearly, he has such an advantage over everyone.
Speaker 1: This motherfucker is going to destroy everybody. Point at a
Speaker 1: certain point, athletes, this is like this is like not
Speaker 1: a new thing for athletes. Look at someone like Lebron
Speaker 1: James should not be as fast as because he is.
Speaker 1: That is like mathematically almost human like not fair.
Speaker 3: At a certain point, you're you're you're just kind of
Speaker 3: upset that somebody just has a natural advantage over somebody else,
Speaker 3: and that's just a very common occurrence. Like I don't,
Speaker 3: I don't know what to really tell you, and I
Speaker 3: think there's kind of a situation here that's very awkward
Speaker 3: for a lot of perspectives where it's just like there
Speaker 3: are people now that are argues like, well, chromosomes are
Speaker 3: the only defining character in in in human sex, and
Speaker 3: it's like, well, that can't at that point. Chromosomes are
Speaker 3: the define are the determined factor in sex because of
Speaker 3: how they influence the development of the reproductive system. That
Speaker 3: is how that is the reason why that is even
Speaker 3: remotely relevant to us as people and as like a species.
Speaker 2: You know, So like there are probably women in your family.
Speaker 3: Your mom might have fucking, you know, male chromosomes and
Speaker 3: was able to give birth to you. Would you call
Speaker 3: her then a man at that point, just because she
Speaker 3: has those promises.
Speaker 1: And it is of and at that moment it becomes
Speaker 1: so first of all, it's people that don't know the sign,
Speaker 1: by the.
Speaker 3: Way, speculation, she might just be a jacktary, which, by
Speaker 3: the way, I've seen my entire life. I remember the
Speaker 3: girl in my fucking in my fourth grade class. It
Speaker 3: was like very clearly, like she can beat anybody up here. God,
Speaker 3: she's clearly a woman.
Speaker 1: Brock Lesnar's daughter a clone of him, Like she's a
Speaker 1: clone of him, but a girl.
Speaker 2: And here's the thing about brock Lesner's daughter that annoys
Speaker 2: me about all of those people. This is how I
Speaker 2: know they don't care about any.
Speaker 1: Of this ship.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, not a word, not a peep. They accept
Speaker 2: brock Lesner as a woman. And the daughter just like, oh,
Speaker 2: it's crazy. All you see the common daughter. All you
Speaker 2: see in the yeah yeah, all you see in the
Speaker 2: comments sections of brock Lesner's daughter right is like, damn,
Speaker 2: the mom didn't have any fighting chance for the jeans, Like,
Speaker 2: oh if they're just making jokes like that there, I
Speaker 2: didn't see this wave of transfer. I didn't see Matt
Speaker 2: Walsh and the fucking.
Speaker 1: Quartery be like these they're a bulge, like like they're
Speaker 1: doing right now for this, like fucking quartering. And she
Speaker 1: she's a fighter, she's she does shot puts and stuff
Speaker 1: like that. She she competes.
Speaker 2: She's monstrous. She's monster.
Speaker 1: I bet she she would easily body us.
Speaker 2: She was like, I'm funcking you guys up. I'd be
Speaker 2: like somebody who's one first.
Speaker 1: That's crazy about it's not even it's not even a
Speaker 1: new thing, like even in like fucking hay Arnold, you
Speaker 1: had it like an old guy or not not.
Speaker 2: What's what's the fuck? I ever got her name? Is
Speaker 2: it with the p Patty? What's Patty? Patty?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Patty, man, it is No, that's Doug Patty.
Speaker 2: Mady was yoked dog give me that dick who was
Speaker 2: clearly like a massive more like a masculine girl who
Speaker 2: could beat most of the boys. And we understood this
Speaker 2: is like, we understood this was possible. They don't what happened.
Speaker 2: These people don't watch at The girl was six ft
Speaker 2: in fifth grade in my class.
Speaker 1: She was a monster. People don't watch the sport. They
Speaker 1: don't watch, they don't watch female they don't care.
Speaker 2: It's like female boxing. I've female warriors.
Speaker 1: Just say this too.
Speaker 2: We shouldn't care about women's box.
Speaker 1: I mean, I disagree with that. I who the fuck
Speaker 1: cares about If some of it's impressive, I mean I.
Speaker 2: Was that fight impressive? Was the fact that we want
Speaker 2: to be.
Speaker 1: Honest, that fight wasn't impressive because that.
Speaker 3: Was here Here's where I'm coming from. This other person
Speaker 3: made it to the Olympics.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: Look, so like, what the fuck? Look, I'm being honest.
Speaker 2: I care about Uh, I care about women's m m A.
Speaker 2: But uh, even the even the dominant ones like Laila
Speaker 2: Leila Lee Say, Clarisia Shields, Clorisa Shields can get down.
Speaker 2: There's I don't. I'm not what I was gonna start.
Speaker 1: Pretty there is.
Speaker 3: Look, I'm being an asshole. I don't care about any sports.
Speaker 3: I know, I know you're big an asso on.
Speaker 2: I love it, but I'm just like, Also, I kind
Speaker 2: of like was like I partially because I was thinking
Speaker 2: about it. When I think about female boxers, I can
Speaker 2: probably name like less than ten, and I can name five. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I don't know a single.
Speaker 1: That's kind of thing. And then there's a laundry list
Speaker 1: of male boxers that I'll name all day.
Speaker 2: So there is a thing to however, Mma, I am
Speaker 2: kind of equal. I like, there's a there's a misogynistic
Speaker 2: thing where every time women main event, I see in
Speaker 2: the comments sections all these dickheads unless they're hot, right,
Speaker 2: Yeah they're hot, They're like, yeah, that's all they care about.
Speaker 2: But yeah, all that, I also want to see butt wrestling.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they want to say that, like I want to
Speaker 1: see Sometimes the cameramen are fucking like really leaning in.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah that was from the Olympics. That was from
Speaker 3: a long time ago. But like the camera shot of
Speaker 3: the guy going under under all the track.
Speaker 2: Dude, they fucking that guy was that guy was?
Speaker 3: That was like lime sweating. I have such a this
Speaker 3: is such a terrible day. I need something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's what that was. They go, they go kind
Speaker 2: of crazy, and I appreciate it. You know, it's sometimes
Speaker 2: a little fucked up because you're kind of undermining them.
Speaker 2: But you know they unfortunately women, they they're they're built
Speaker 2: like God is, and you're like, I kind.
Speaker 1: Of want to see it.
Speaker 2: I want to see that.
Speaker 1: I want you can also be respectful, but like I'm
Speaker 1: sorry that you're so fabulously I think so like when
Speaker 1: you see the women at the Olympics, you're like Jesus Christ,
Speaker 1: like you want to be respectful because I'm like, I
Speaker 1: do respect their power and their ability, their talent, but
Speaker 1: they look fucking phenomenal because they're respecting their power. I think.
Speaker 2: I think that is crazy.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. But also like you can't not respect you
Speaker 1: should respect kick your faces off. They won't put your
Speaker 1: face off at face value, you don't respect them. But
Speaker 1: in private it you know, you can beat all the
Speaker 1: girls in the Olympics.
Speaker 3: Well, the Olympics I think I could. I mean the
Speaker 3: Olympics in general. I feel like I don't know, man,
Speaker 3: that pommel horse thing that I break dancing on the ice, Like,
Speaker 3: that's that looks like I feel like I could have
Speaker 3: done that at like seven years old. Probably it's not
Speaker 3: that Come on, Like, why I said, it's so crazy.
Speaker 3: There's so many people, Like there were things that are
Speaker 3: at the Olympics that I was like shocked to see
Speaker 3: at the Olympics, Like that's an Olympic thing?
Speaker 1: Why? Yeah, what I loved about the tradition.
Speaker 2: I love that Turkish guy with a gun.
Speaker 4: The fucking like all these people have like these crazy
Speaker 4: glasses scouters or these yeah, like scouters or they got
Speaker 4: these crazy Like there's that one guy who's like fucking
Speaker 4: kicked up like this, yeah, like like.
Speaker 3: He's got his back blown out forty times. Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then there's this Turkish guy in a shirt got the
Speaker 3: second second place.
Speaker 2: This is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: That guy's a killer. Well he's he is absolutely killed people,
Speaker 1: that guy absolutely.
Speaker 2: I bet that guy didn't even practice, yeah, because he's killed.
Speaker 2: He's so good.
Speaker 1: He's at this in life, not at that moment.
Speaker 3: I bet I bet he never picked up a gun
Speaker 3: before that day.
Speaker 1: Preposterous.
Speaker 3: I bet that was his first time shooting ever.
Speaker 1: That wasn't even close to that.
Speaker 2: He just showed up like, hey, I'm gonna compete there. Fine, yeah,
Speaker 2: we've never seen yeah, yeah, yeah, he shoots.
Speaker 1: He shoots a kid in the face three miles away.
Speaker 2: It's just down.
Speaker 1: It's not that cool.
Speaker 3: You're an Olympian whatever, Like you're not picking up mountains
Speaker 3: or like fucking drinking entire ocean, So like, what the
Speaker 3: fuck do I I don't care like.
Speaker 1: Your your your mentality for what Olympians are, like your
Speaker 1: context of what humans can do is fucked. Well, that's
Speaker 1: what I'm saying. You can't drink the ocean. You're a pussy.
Speaker 1: It's like, well, the inherent, inherent, the inherent problem that
Speaker 1: I have with the Olympics in some way that if
Speaker 1: if a person can do it, it kind of instantly
Speaker 1: becomes less impressive to me in some way.
Speaker 2: To me, that makes no sense. I agree, with you
Speaker 2: is impressive to you, then right right, yeah, okay, you
Speaker 2: are well all right, well, I mean that's fair if
Speaker 2: that's what you think that is, You're entitled to your opinion.
Speaker 1: That dimnutes of mentality of like humanity everything. This guy,
Speaker 1: it's like me talking about astronauts yesterday and how like
Speaker 1: being an astronaut is such a fucking grueling experience. I
Speaker 1: would ever do that. I would if I see the void,
Speaker 1: that's it. Something's gonna break.
Speaker 2: It looks easiest just float around. That's what I want
Speaker 2: to do.
Speaker 1: I want. I wish it was just like, oh, put
Speaker 1: me in a suit and I go up, because that's
Speaker 1: what that's what it is. But but to be even
Speaker 1: to go up there is insane.
Speaker 2: I'm pretty sure they like, why can I just be
Speaker 2: like scrapped in the chair like.
Speaker 1: Smart?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like if it's got to be smart, all these people,
Speaker 2: you know, the other people that are smart they die
Speaker 2: and this ship is malfunctioning, I'm like, I'll accept my
Speaker 2: fate and I'm like, I'm cool, I'm good. I feel
Speaker 2: like you could get like just like I'll just point
Speaker 2: this ship towards like fucking the Andrama galaxy and let it,
Speaker 2: give it a little thrust and then go out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like I don't into the planet. Make sure you right,
Speaker 1: I'd find I would pinpoint like York, I'm gonna have
Speaker 1: somebody like Docks the quartering or whatever. I'm sure actually,
Speaker 1: to be fair, I'm sure somebody's already because these people
Speaker 1: are throw animals.
Speaker 2: Those people, they're all the surrounded in.
Speaker 3: That happ written house how he was like, I'm not
Speaker 3: I'm not voting for uh Trump, I'm writing in Ron
Speaker 3: Paul and like everybody's turning on him basically, which, by
Speaker 3: the way, writing in Ron Paul is so fun.
Speaker 2: It's like a very twenty twelve writing in Ron Ron Paul.
Speaker 2: He's alive somehow you want.
Speaker 1: To ticket no like him writing and Ron Paul is like, sir,
Speaker 1: you missed it by a decade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like you are so far at least right in
Speaker 2: uh what was the they at least write him in
Speaker 2: fuck yeah, because it seems like everyone who's like disillusioned
Speaker 2: with Trump, they're just they're going with hell yeah.
Speaker 3: And even though like but whatever, Ron Paul is like
Speaker 3: a that's like a classical, like it's such an.
Speaker 1: Old that's a standard conservative man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well I don't remember libertarian.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I remember back in the day, Like I remember
Speaker 3: around twenty twelve when like like.
Speaker 2: I was like looking into Polsici, I.
Speaker 3: Was like, yeah, I mean of the conservative people that
Speaker 3: I've seen, Ron Paul is definitely like the most like tolerable,
Speaker 3: you know, but he also had those like insane hees.
Speaker 3: He has like some insane it's not socially insane, it's
Speaker 3: just like fiscally insane.
Speaker 2: It's just there things that weren't going to bring back
Speaker 2: the gold standard, Yeah, because he's crazy. His main thing
Speaker 2: was he wanted to.
Speaker 3: We don't have gold to justify any of this.
Speaker 2: His main thing is like he wanted to get first, first,
Speaker 2: and fore out of the wars, right. It was like
Speaker 2: get it to get us out of the wars because
Speaker 2: obviously it's like that's fucking obvious. And that's why, like
Speaker 2: most that was controversial by most of the military back
Speaker 2: to him, like if anyone they want to do poles
Speaker 2: in the military, it was like overwhelmingly it was like
Speaker 2: seventy some percent they're like, oh, yeah, we want to
Speaker 2: get the fuck out of here, but the war fighters don't.
Speaker 2: We don't want to be in desert hell.
Speaker 1: Don't want to get blown up. What what a take?
Speaker 2: What a fucking weird crystal ball take that these guys
Speaker 2: don't want to be in hell anymore. I don't want
Speaker 2: my dog to step out an I.
Speaker 1: D again, Yeah, and I don't want to bond with
Speaker 1: another animal then it blow up and carry.
Speaker 2: His ideas man like as far as like the third
Speaker 2: candidate party candidate I was, I was like, there was
Speaker 2: just some sensible stuff. There's libertarianism in general obviously problem,
Speaker 2: but it was like the things of He was like, oh,
Speaker 2: let's get us out of these endless wars, and he
Speaker 2: unders stood why we're in them in the first place.
Speaker 2: He was teaching people, mainstream people about blowback, about like
Speaker 2: why things even happened the first people.
Speaker 3: These people are just in yeah, Like the prevailing wisdom
Speaker 3: at that point was like, you know, these people hate
Speaker 3: America because they hate our freedom.
Speaker 2: Yea, they were just boogeyman there.
Speaker 1: That's so they didn't people take history class. Well no, well
Speaker 1: it's noting that they were forced to hit through his
Speaker 1: first Well, most history classes didn't teach you about like say, oh,
Speaker 1: we were here first.
Speaker 2: That caused them to you know, start holy wars. This
Speaker 2: is why people don't know anything about Israel Palestine.
Speaker 1: You're meant to You're so because you're meant to piece
Speaker 1: that together yourself, because they had too much faith in
Speaker 1: people to be able to make that the.
Speaker 2: Basic history, Like, you don't learn everything in history.
Speaker 1: Obviously, I don't know. You don't learn very much in history,
Speaker 1: if I'm being honest, are.
Speaker 2: You're telling me you learned about like, say, because I
Speaker 2: loved history, like US and American and world history, Well
Speaker 2: it's my favorite subject. I didn't learn a fucking thing
Speaker 2: about why the United States were you know, getting I.
Speaker 1: Learned that learned about I learned about desert storm. I
Speaker 1: learned about.
Speaker 2: Desert storm is a part of the like that's yeah,
Speaker 2: that's adjacent to like the World War.
Speaker 1: But I learned about like part of like got rid
Speaker 1: of leaders, we installed we installed other ones, and then
Speaker 1: we just left and then other people took power and
Speaker 1: then the problem happened. It has happened again. Like didn't
Speaker 1: learn about that stuff. It's crazy about history.
Speaker 2: We learned about that stuff we're talking about.
Speaker 5: But those things, but those things begets things like if
Speaker 5: you have critical thinking, yes you can you learn together.
Speaker 5: Obvious the haden I know what it is, but who's not.
Speaker 2: That's what I mean, Like it's it's a really a boxer,
Speaker 2: it's he's a he's a he's a guy that's a
Speaker 2: world champion dance dance revolution.
Speaker 3: M m, it's me Hadeen, Yeah, had danced.
Speaker 1: Learned about like the I forget what it was. I
Speaker 1: think it's I think it's but like I just feel
Speaker 1: like that's a very I learned about, like Saudi Arabian
Speaker 1: stuff like that, like the Shaid it goes on there.
Speaker 1: I learned about. Obviously, I learned about like the properness
Speaker 1: of the Alamo, like what it actually was. I didn't
Speaker 1: learn about black Wall streets, didn't learn about it.
Speaker 2: But I feel like that's the same thing. There's these things,
Speaker 2: these these stains on American history that they wouldn't dare
Speaker 2: put in the text because it makes us look so bad.
Speaker 2: And a lot of countries do the same thing. Like
Speaker 2: there's a lot of texts around the world there like
Speaker 2: we downplay some of the travesties that we've been a
Speaker 2: part of. And so like when you learn about like
Speaker 2: the Mudjia Deen and we're say fucking ben Lauden first,
Speaker 2: like made his grandiose appearance. I guess where people really
Speaker 2: start to recognize him. And anyway, I'm not gonna get
Speaker 2: too deep into it, but right, but then you also
Speaker 2: learned about his whole fucking uh, his his manifesto, and
Speaker 2: then like we didn't learn anything. There was a complete
Speaker 2: understanding of why all this shit happened.
Speaker 1: We didn't learn any of it.
Speaker 2: And it's like that's crazy, it's stupid, and.
Speaker 1: So it's elective, man. I think it's should be an
Speaker 1: elective it should see look look at I actually believe
Speaker 1: I think he's learned basic history. Basic history, man.
Speaker 2: Yes, like you're saying obvious shit, I'm just saying, like Carlin,
Speaker 2: I actually believe in his conspiracy theory that if people
Speaker 2: are too well informed, you can't control them.
Speaker 1: Well, yes, so why would.
Speaker 2: These classes give us the best information?
Speaker 1: You know what I mean?
Speaker 2: Like obviously, why would you get like so.
Speaker 1: To keep people?
Speaker 2: Could we could we fall for they hate us for
Speaker 2: our freedoms if we knew what the fun was going on?
Speaker 1: Of course not.
Speaker 2: Then the politicians that were trying to row on get
Speaker 2: everybody to be okay with the wars, and even when
Speaker 2: we weren't okay, they did it anyway, like say like
Speaker 2: they would just bypass like Congress or like I'm the President,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna sign it to a law fu checks and bounces.
Speaker 2: We're gonna do it anyway.
Speaker 1: Who is a fuck?
Speaker 2: I'm like, bro, so that's that's uh cool man. But anyway, Uh, yeah,
Speaker 2: the trans gender Panic people are fucking crazy. I am
Speaker 2: positive that they just want uh they're they're mad that
Speaker 2: they can't openly fuck lady boys like they can't with dicks,
Speaker 2: I think, but they can't do it all right, Well,
Speaker 2: they can't do it openly is.
Speaker 1: All the time Thailand often, right, but just fly back
Speaker 1: here to do the episode and then I go to Thailand.
Speaker 1: Lady boys that come back your dude episode.
Speaker 2: That's crazy between shoots.
Speaker 1: Yeah that's right, guys. Later that's impressive.
Speaker 2: But imagine like you know, like the all the gay
Speaker 2: people and the Panic ship. Will you just hold on
Speaker 2: just help? We also looking at the time what we're
Speaker 2: because we usually go like five hours, we just go
Speaker 2: five hours, or we can just say no, we can
Speaker 2: go hey, we're done, go ahead, like it's it is
Speaker 2: completely fine to just say hey, now we're gonna Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's a lot question to one questions. All right, we
Speaker 2: go fucking ruined the vibe. I didn't this guy going
Speaker 2: like this like you're a fucking baby, like you're a
Speaker 2: baby that just can't sit.
Speaker 1: Stealing really hard and fall asleep for there forever.
Speaker 3: If I wasn't also doing the live edit, it would
Speaker 3: be a lot easier. But President of the Goon Society,
Speaker 3: he says, no, why did you do that?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: Why did you do didn't even say it in the
Speaker 2: in the he even he didn't write it in that accent.
Speaker 1: Yeah, for sure.
Speaker 2: How would it look?
Speaker 1: Would it be that.
Speaker 2: Font distorted? It would be like Arthur.
Speaker 1: In tuberculos is Arthur Morgan. It'd be like big and
Speaker 1: small than like a little wavy, and then like jagged, sometimes.
Speaker 2: Little jagged, little blood on it or something spiked out. No,
Speaker 2: I don't know how great question though, that's a really
Speaker 2: good question, though.
Speaker 1: Thank you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, thanks, No, President, President of the Good Society. I
Speaker 3: was in the podcast while having sex. Then suddenly my
Speaker 3: wife transmographied into iced tea and she said, I got
Speaker 3: news for you.
Speaker 1: It's probably youch there's.
Speaker 2: No proof of that. It's not real.
Speaker 1: So that mean there's two iced teas. Now there's water
Speaker 1: tea and iced tea. Well, shut the funk up, so dumb.
Speaker 2: That sucks water. I forgot about the dumb bugged I
Speaker 2: care now I forgot about I forgot about that.
Speaker 3: Greetings my favorite racial slayer, Raygun Sweeney, and some black Eye.
Speaker 2: You can't use those as slurs.
Speaker 1: Mmm.
Speaker 3: I was torturing myself by doing laser hair removal and
Speaker 3: because of this podcast. The thought of an ape getting
Speaker 3: laser hair removal going rabbid made me laugh hysterically in
Speaker 3: the middle of the session. We've never talked about this,
Speaker 3: so this is your brain doing this. By the way,
Speaker 3: we I don't think have we ever talked about an.
Speaker 1: Ape probably getting a laser hair removal. There's so much shit.
Speaker 1: I don't remember.
Speaker 3: I don't remember fucking anything that we say on the show.
Speaker 2: I did because you know what, there's something popping in
Speaker 2: my head that we looked up hairless apes or something
Speaker 2: hairless bears. I may be thinking of something. I think
Speaker 2: you remember the hairless Bears and sun Bears.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: I don't remember, but I'll just take this fucking person's
Speaker 2: word for it. Yeah whatever, you know better than we do.
Speaker 2: You know, yeahless it was a fever dream. Also, remember
Speaker 2: you kissing me Chris?
Speaker 3: He says, do you guys have similar stories to where
Speaker 3: you were? Where there's a very important event happening, where
Speaker 3: could suck up your We could fuck up your life
Speaker 3: if something went wrong and you just burst it in laughter. No,
Speaker 3: because I'm very a very serious person. I would never
Speaker 3: subject myself to such foolishness.
Speaker 2: I don't even think I've ever laughed before.
Speaker 3: That's true. It's like a super cut of us laughing.
Speaker 1: It's on the ship, like immediately, I think I've ever
Speaker 1: laughed before in my life. I laugh only at people suffering,
Speaker 1: So well, that's not surprising. I'm not laughing.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Sweeney is a sociopathic.
Speaker 1: I think Sweety resurrected Live League. I heard they tried,
Speaker 1: you tried. What was what was the issue? What was you?
Speaker 1: Are you running into fucking the liberal, fucking liberal media, bro?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Well the problem is that Live League is just Twitter.
Speaker 1: Now they've got a competition. It's not as wild, but yeah,
Speaker 1: it's pretty wild, dude. These that's the predator. The predator finders.
Speaker 3: Actually, actually it's specifically wilder than Lively because it finds you.
Speaker 3: Yeah you know what I mean, Like it's not even
Speaker 3: like you have to go to Lively to find it.
Speaker 1: It's found me.
Speaker 2: No, it hasn't. You went to Lively found me dot
Speaker 2: com slash you found me.
Speaker 3: You found me, you Lively.
Speaker 2: I listened down on the grid on my face and
Speaker 2: then start clicking links.
Speaker 1: You're found me Lively.
Speaker 3: Imagine memorating a song, a romantic kind of diatribe about Lively.
Speaker 1: Sounds like you have a job to do a job.
Speaker 1: Let's get get it done.
Speaker 2: Freddy, your biggest, your biggest fan, he said, biggest with
Speaker 2: no tea biggest, biggest? Whoa biggest fan? Is that a
Speaker 2: double entendre? Is there something biggest that I'm unaware of?
Speaker 2: I don't know, like that Scottish town or something I'm from?
Speaker 3: Biggest says, hey, sex hours. How do I go about
Speaker 3: eating the booty like groceries?
Speaker 2: How do you go about it? How do you go
Speaker 2: about it?
Speaker 1: You don't know? You're not eat booty?
Speaker 2: You don't look man, if you if your mind's made up,
Speaker 2: you're gonna eat booty against our wishes, you know, if
Speaker 2: you're adamant, you know I would I would say for
Speaker 2: her to just wash her ass soap soap, though, don't
Speaker 2: fucking don't. Don't just rinse it with water. There's motherfuckers
Speaker 2: that there's motherfuckers that just rinse with water like like
Speaker 2: a bidet. And I'm like, that's not, that's crazy, that's
Speaker 2: not that's not good enough. I unless you're just go ahead.
Speaker 3: I can't fathom how people are so unhygienic still, you know,
Speaker 3: with all the information that's available to you, how do
Speaker 3: you not know to clean yourself?
Speaker 1: Barbarous? Don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, man, I'm just like, I'm sorry. When
Speaker 2: you're in the shower, soap your fucking body. Please soap
Speaker 2: your soap, your ass, soap your balls, everything. Get get
Speaker 2: some soap inside your phole a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know. You gotta tip, you gotta, yeah, you gotta there.
Speaker 1: You want to stay fucking swab out the hole, take
Speaker 1: it out. If it's dark red, you cleaned it.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah right right, yeah red means good.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I just make sure happened.
Speaker 2: People like I think they do the back in the day.
Speaker 2: That's how they used to uh swab for st when
Speaker 2: they call them STDs because you know it's STI now,
Speaker 2: So before the STD era, I think that was a
Speaker 2: real thing or that was an urban legend of scare people.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Wait, why they change from STD to
Speaker 2: s c I because it's not a disease. Infections, Yeah,
Speaker 2: they're not diseases.
Speaker 1: No, they're not diseases.
Speaker 2: They were called s CDs for a long time. They
Speaker 2: were until people are like, well, they're not technically diseases.
Speaker 3: So I guess that's like a wild thing to just
Speaker 3: assert right off the bat.
Speaker 1: Because think about commydia, Well, diseases, those are not think
Speaker 1: about commydia. That's not that's not right the infection.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I know what you're saying. So it was just
Speaker 2: the wrong classification. So they just had to like find
Speaker 2: there was the wrong classication for so long. Was in
Speaker 2: my mind.
Speaker 3: I'm like, yeah, it's like it's been a disease this
Speaker 3: whole time.
Speaker 2: You know so much ship It's like sciences when you
Speaker 2: realize how when when there's like politics in the science,
Speaker 2: it's so disappointing. Look, a lot of times things won't
Speaker 2: will take forever to change because people are fucking stubborn.
Speaker 1: I think the fact that people can't give themselves with
Speaker 1: the will and willing a scientific method, like for time
Speaker 1: to advancements. It's insane. What the what you just say?
Speaker 1: Like people being like, oh, yeah, used me for the
Speaker 1: test subject?
Speaker 2: Did you hear him?
Speaker 1: I know what he said, but I also know my
Speaker 1: words got stumbled. You're trying to be abandoned, Like please,
Speaker 1: so from testing, like go test yourself, go fucking go
Speaker 1: for testing, and what the fuck? Like obviously the line
Speaker 1: would get crazy and people obviously would into bad because
Speaker 1: that's how humans are.
Speaker 2: I was having a stroke for it, like I was
Speaker 2: like really concerned. I was like, actually, I got my
Speaker 2: heart rate spiked up a little bit. Huh. I've actually
Speaker 2: I've literally had in a while. I'm like, wait, am
Speaker 2: I actually freaking out? Like am I having a moment?
Speaker 1: I actually had?
Speaker 2: And I scared myself.
Speaker 1: I haven't had I haven't had real sweets in a while. Man,
Speaker 1: I missed him.
Speaker 2: Da Can I have one of those chip of hoys?
Speaker 1: Amen? Amen?
Speaker 2: Fucking delicious, brother.
Speaker 1: That's cool, that's real cool.
Speaker 2: I'll give you sugar in gluten free ones.
Speaker 1: I I don't want those, Yeah, I would, man, so good?
Speaker 1: They kind of are good, aren't they? Though?
Speaker 2: It was a fucking I love just your conviction. Though
Speaker 2: it sucks because like it's good. I would have I
Speaker 2: would break.
Speaker 1: It's so rude. I'm sorry. First, you don't give a funk.
Speaker 2: You guys don't care, don't act like you care. That
Speaker 2: is a sop that that'sn't care. But I saw an
Speaker 2: opportunity for the bed. I care five percent, Like it's.
Speaker 1: So low, just just don't care at that.
Speaker 2: That's actually a lower amount of care then I have
Speaker 2: for things that I know I don't really care that
Speaker 2: much about.
Speaker 1: That's not when somebody gets a fucking fourteen in their class.
Speaker 1: It's like the zero means you didn't try at all.
Speaker 1: Fourteen means you attempted it. You really fair.
Speaker 2: Answered one that.
Speaker 1: We'll try this time.
Speaker 2: What's the lowest grade you ever got that that wasn't
Speaker 2: a zero that I tried that I tried.
Speaker 1: Oh oh no no, no, no no no. I definitely got
Speaker 1: like sicky something, and I was like, this is really bad.
Speaker 2: Tried, No I have to be tried necessarily.
Speaker 1: The lowest I've gotten is like a fucking like seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was in the forties, and I'm like, oh,
Speaker 2: ship like.
Speaker 1: That.
Speaker 2: I should probably like, you know, because it's more with
Speaker 2: his multiple choice and you just have Yeah, you ever
Speaker 2: had like an unlucky run.
Speaker 1: And what's crazy because I like, I can't I can't
Speaker 1: remember really failing that hard. Like college recently, I got
Speaker 1: like I had a D in the beginning of a
Speaker 1: semester and I ended up with a B.
Speaker 2: But that's because I stopped living. Yeah, I did bad
Speaker 2: because I mostly will do in high school. I didn't
Speaker 2: go to college, but like, I just didn't do homework.
Speaker 2: So are you new college at all?
Speaker 1: Day? No.
Speaker 2: I actually in tenth grade when I because we had
Speaker 2: to do we had to do a counseling session in
Speaker 2: just one meeting in tenth grade to be like, we
Speaker 2: want to meet with you to see about your future
Speaker 2: plans and stuff.
Speaker 1: And I was like, I'm not doing that. They're like, well,
Speaker 1: it's kind of too early to tell it.
Speaker 2: I was like, no, I'm positive, I am not going
Speaker 2: to waste my money doing this because I know what
Speaker 2: I want to do. I'm just gonna waste money because
Speaker 2: the degree. It was basically one of those things where
Speaker 2: I'm like, it's not that like I find college a waste,
Speaker 2: it's just for me, it just doesn't make sense.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And that's that's way smarter than most people are
Speaker 1: at the day. There's a lot of people are like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go to.
Speaker 3: College when you're a kid, and you're just like, I
Speaker 3: guess everybody and everybody else above me knows what they're doing. Yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm gonna go with so many adults to lead me
Speaker 3: down this path. If it wasn't the right one, turns
Speaker 3: out it happens often, right.
Speaker 2: I was already injured at that point, and so I
Speaker 2: was like, I'm not gonna be a sports person. Is
Speaker 2: that when your nose fell off? Yeah? Yeah, this is
Speaker 2: not This is my This is actually the best prosthetic
Speaker 2: nos that it's ever been created.
Speaker 1: There's a few months directly like Squidward.
Speaker 2: With a replacement gave his nose got.
Speaker 1: So fat and low that it looked like Squidward for
Speaker 1: a little bit.
Speaker 2: And then it fell off. And then it fell off.
Speaker 1: Yeah that was literally we had a similar injury a
Speaker 1: long time ago.
Speaker 2: It's off, you know, I have I was just thinking
Speaker 2: of football. I don't know if I mentioned this the
Speaker 2: podcast before, but like I have like real Pop Warner
Speaker 2: when I was a kid who played, I have like
Speaker 2: real trauma, dude, but you had what real like Okay,
Speaker 2: So I was thinking about football because I was playing
Speaker 2: football and then I got injured, and I'm like, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna do sports.
Speaker 1: I'm just gonna do like entertainment. But like I just
Speaker 1: had a flashback of football because I have like real
Speaker 1: trauma where we had a we were practicing without like,
Speaker 1: uh the pants on everything. We just there was there
Speaker 1: one day that we would do on Wednesday, we practiced
Speaker 1: in shorts just because we weren't doing physical It was
Speaker 1: the last day before we played the game. So we
Speaker 1: were just practicing shorts and then but we had the
Speaker 1: pads on still whatever. But it just you didn't have
Speaker 1: to dress off fully. That's just how it was even
Speaker 1: a high school week. Dishit like that. But the thing
Speaker 1: is this the the the the quarterback, I know he
Speaker 1: could feel my nuts at because I was a sinner.
Speaker 1: I know he could feel it happened.
Speaker 2: He was like so like get for the ball and
Speaker 2: like his hand I can feel his hand on my
Speaker 2: nuts and I'm like trying to you know, like not
Speaker 2: have them on, and he like wouldn't.
Speaker 1: And I was like, bro, what the fuck? And like
Speaker 1: I just thought it just came shoot ball and he
Speaker 1: just he actually somehow they end up in his mouth,
Speaker 1: locker room cultures, wild man. That guy was either a massive,
Speaker 1: dedicated troll or incredibly gay. I'm not sure which one
Speaker 1: it was, but like I was young, I was probably
Speaker 1: like eleven or twelve. Oh my gosh, see we're even
Speaker 1: We're not, they're not the same.
Speaker 2: But also dose, bro almost twelve or eleven? How motherfucker's
Speaker 2: rubbing his fucking how were you? You're like seventeen or
Speaker 2: so sixteen whatever, which are like fucking twenty four or something?
Speaker 2: Prom I'm twenty four at a prom sucking.
Speaker 1: Another another said.
Speaker 2: So you imagine being at a prom in your twenties? No, no,
Speaker 2: that it's so impossible to imagine, Bro, I have to
Speaker 2: shave completely. You have to cover my dad, you have to,
Speaker 2: you'd have to be a parent.
Speaker 1: But a chauffeur. You can be a.
Speaker 2: Chauffeur, right, or what are they called chaperone?
Speaker 1: Chaperone?
Speaker 2: Chaperone should be a chaperone if you were going as
Speaker 2: a date. Now, to be fair, I know it's embarrassing though.
Speaker 2: Every time you've seen that, like say, somebody they want
Speaker 2: to go and then they invite like a parent or
Speaker 2: something almost as their date, like their mom, and oh dude.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, and I'm like, it's pretty I just go alive.
Speaker 1: I would be.
Speaker 3: So I felt weird about because, like I remember, I
Speaker 3: went to prom twice.
Speaker 2: I went my senior year oh yeah with both Yeah,
Speaker 2: well went well.
Speaker 3: I didn't go to I went to my senior year
Speaker 3: prom yeah, and then somebody else's And then I graduated,
Speaker 3: and uh, a girl that I was dating wanted to go,
Speaker 3: and I was like, oh, I'm out of high school.
Speaker 3: It was it was only like a year, and I
Speaker 3: felt weird, so weird already.
Speaker 2: It was like I felt weird already. I think that's
Speaker 2: the limit right there.
Speaker 1: What he did. I went to junior junior prom, the
Speaker 1: senior prom as a junior. Then I went to prom
Speaker 1: as a senior.
Speaker 2: I didn't I didn't care about that ship at all
Speaker 2: until my friends convinced me and I felt Then I
Speaker 2: was kind of like, I felt stupid because I'm like, oh, literally,
Speaker 2: everybody was already getting their tuxes and planning all the ship.
Speaker 2: I was one of those guys. I was just like,
Speaker 2: I just want to like go drink with my friends
Speaker 2: of the movies or something like, I don't care about
Speaker 2: the prom. But then they're like bro, they were like,
Speaker 2: you're gonna regret it. Kind of a thing they convinced me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, I literally have not even speculated
Speaker 2: a girl that I would even ask. So then my
Speaker 2: friend Brittany was just walking by and I'm like, hey,
Speaker 2: you have the date.
Speaker 1: She's like no, no, let's go. And it was just
Speaker 1: I was like that, there you go. We we're good.
Speaker 2: But it was such it was such a time unofficial.
Speaker 2: So we went together and then literally we kind of
Speaker 2: were like I want to go fucking do some ship
Speaker 2: with my friends, and like she was like dancing, having
Speaker 2: a good time with her friends, and so.
Speaker 1: It worked out.
Speaker 2: Like but and then you know, irresponsible kid ship, big limo.
Speaker 2: Because I was a party with some rich people. I
Speaker 2: didn't find it. Both of them like I just didn't.
Speaker 2: I was like I had one time, I left. Yeah.
Speaker 1: The second time, I was just like this is like
Speaker 1: it's reminded me of the first time, Like I don't
Speaker 1: want to be here.
Speaker 2: It went, it happened, It went the same way.
Speaker 1: Not just reminded me of it.
Speaker 2: What happened at the first one.
Speaker 1: First one that was the trauma. I cried, That's what
Speaker 1: I went to three proms? Then what the fuck? What?
Speaker 1: I went to junior prom as a are you sneaking
Speaker 1: the problem was a sophomore. Then I went as my
Speaker 1: junior at the senior and then I went as a senior.
Speaker 2: Yeah damn yeah, I want to It was problem really
Speaker 2: that like was it like.
Speaker 1: It was prom cultures kind of bigger we came from.
Speaker 1: It's kind of big way it came from. Yeah, because
Speaker 1: we have like waterfronts near where we come from and
Speaker 1: like fucking like big ass, like bigger.
Speaker 2: Where did you have your problem?
Speaker 1: Do you remember? Mine was at? One was at Newburgh?
Speaker 2: It was horrible.
Speaker 1: One was in Newburgh. It just sucks. Newburgh sucks.
Speaker 3: It's like across Yeah, now it's probably fine, but like
Speaker 3: back then, it was just like it was across the bridge,
Speaker 3: across the water. It's almost like the equivalent of like
Speaker 3: having like a like if if prom is like a
Speaker 3: New York City party, having your prom in Newburgh is
Speaker 3: kind of like having it in Jersey across the bridge.
Speaker 2: It would be like this kind of.
Speaker 1: You had one in the town and we had another
Speaker 1: one in the town as well.
Speaker 2: It was just like just in the town.
Speaker 1: What do you mean it's like a venue in the town.
Speaker 3: Oh, it was terrible. Our prom was at a military
Speaker 3: base on West Point.
Speaker 2: What was that point? We had our problem at West Point? Wait, horrible, horrible.
Speaker 3: It's weird because I remember going there just because my
Speaker 3: families have a military family.
Speaker 2: Wait, so I'd been there before, and I'm like.
Speaker 1: Oh, I remember this.
Speaker 3: Wait really yeah, I'm not kidding, that's not that is.
Speaker 1: Not a lot.
Speaker 2: I remember hearing that.
Speaker 1: Remember hearing that I got I got invited to one
Speaker 1: of the proms for your things, and I was like, now, yeah,
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not.
Speaker 2: Going on it was West Point.
Speaker 1: I remember.
Speaker 3: I remember specifically being on a party bus and Jalen's
Speaker 3: car broke down or something like like.
Speaker 2: I can't remember who ah.
Speaker 3: This is why we got to do that episode of
Speaker 3: Jaalen because it was like it was like some somebody there.
Speaker 3: I remember being on a party bus with a bunch
Speaker 3: of friends and us having to pick up Joe, Jalen
Speaker 3: and all those people because their car or I think
Speaker 3: their party bus dropped them off like a mile away
Speaker 3: from the actual base because they just thought like, oh,
Speaker 3: this is where it is, and so we had to
Speaker 3: pick them up.
Speaker 2: And so we had a crowded bus for like the
Speaker 2: last mile, but I remember that very vividly. Are you
Speaker 2: what are you looking at? Oh no, I just my
Speaker 2: landlord's fucking like dude, because uh, we didn't well we
Speaker 2: did in the second init a second, but we didn't.
Speaker 1: I'm late.
Speaker 2: I pay with the I pay with zel but since
Speaker 2: uh he was like asking me because I paid with
Speaker 2: Zell before and the other time It's all been digital
Speaker 2: so far. And then he was like, oh, if you're
Speaker 2: gonna pay with check, like I'll wait for you because
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go to the bank or whatever. I'm like, Nigga,
Speaker 2: I fucking I don't pay with the check. I do
Speaker 2: the Zelle. So I'm just gonna I just need to
Speaker 2: remind him real fast, real time. I'm like, brom, I'm
Speaker 2: doing a podcast. Fuck yeah yeah. West Point.
Speaker 3: It's just it's weird because I remember going there like
Speaker 3: non prop for not prom related things, and so having
Speaker 3: the problem.
Speaker 1: There was weird problems, we having a Tucson being a
Speaker 1: fucking going there with the girls girls and I cannot
Speaker 1: believe I dated, like I'm I think about it now
Speaker 1: and I'm like, oh my god, these women were fucking
Speaker 1: nightmare girls.
Speaker 2: I don't think. I well, actually I don't know if
Speaker 2: we were dating at that point when we went to PROM.
Speaker 2: I think it was just like a yeah, I don't know,
Speaker 2: I don't remember actually.
Speaker 1: Dangs a throwback.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean it's twelve years ago, so like, yeah.
Speaker 2: The last years ago from the last one.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. But yeah, man, those bitches fucking yeah, well
Speaker 1: came would have been way easier.
Speaker 2: What what did you say?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Next question?
Speaker 3: Okay, uh, did you guys know that Tarik Nasheed is
Speaker 3: a fed no joke?
Speaker 2: That's his name, And I don't know. Maybe I'm gonna
Speaker 2: look up YouTube videos of that so they I'll tell
Speaker 2: you what you gave. I'll tell you what I just
Speaker 2: heard it and I believe it with no research. You
Speaker 2: guys gave surprise. I'm excited. I hope there's actual content.
Speaker 2: This person isn't just fucking fucking around.
Speaker 3: There's like a footage of him at like the FBI PROM.
Speaker 2: I think it's like, I think it's like six nine,
Speaker 2: Like this motherfucker's like six five.
Speaker 1: He was like, so like just this giant just.
Speaker 3: The idea of the FBI having got PROM it was
Speaker 3: for their fucking employees.
Speaker 2: It's insane, but.
Speaker 1: Also it wouldn't surprise me. I feel like they would
Speaker 1: just waste millions on it. Yeah, I feel like you.
Speaker 2: Haven't you know what that be I is not really
Speaker 2: I don't even know what it says. F slur, fucking
Speaker 2: fucking bitch, fucking bitch.
Speaker 3: Okay, anyway, he says, Hey, black black are and anti black?
Speaker 3: Whoa hey whoa longtime listener, first time question asker.
Speaker 1: Welcome board.
Speaker 2: So I was yelling, that's not that's not what you say.
Speaker 1: I was just hey, buddy, But I was just very
Speaker 1: Monty may Monty. Do you know this guy? You just
Speaker 1: docked him his whole name, Monty Smith at three sixteen.
Speaker 1: Fucking you know it's crazy.
Speaker 3: This whole time, I thought Monty Python was a guy.
Speaker 1: Wait, he's not.
Speaker 2: That's what I said.
Speaker 1: My life's a lie.
Speaker 2: I'm out slam.
Speaker 3: Through through the table. Anyway, he says, I robots. Yes,
Speaker 3: I wonder what I was wondering what piece of canceled
Speaker 3: media you would love to bring back. I personally was
Speaker 3: a big fan of the Spectacular Spider Man was so
Speaker 3: pissed off that it was canceled on a cliffhanger.
Speaker 2: No less like the fate of Spider Man TV shows. Man,
Speaker 2: it will just fucking end on Cliffhangers, all of.
Speaker 3: All of them, not a single one ended, I think, Uh,
Speaker 3: especially a big fan of Spider Man pissed Cliffhanger. I
Speaker 3: honestly will never forgive Disney for buying Spider Man and
Speaker 3: causing the show to be canceled much love. Wait, No,
Speaker 3: that can't be that is.
Speaker 1: That what happened topped? Oh?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're right, that's why Clone Wars got stopped as well. Yeah,
Speaker 2: but that deserved to stop.
Speaker 1: Crazy crazy crazy.
Speaker 2: Star Wars needs to stop.
Speaker 1: You know that's crazy. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: There's a lot of stuff Wars Man.
Speaker 1: There's a lot more bad stars and good Star Wars.
Speaker 1: I'll say that, but it keeps.
Speaker 2: It's about like eighty percent bad at this point. There's
Speaker 2: too many shows, man, No, don't should they space that
Speaker 2: ship the way around round?
Speaker 1: Apologies?
Speaker 2: Space?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: There's just a show come out every.
Speaker 1: Day they need. I don't know why they don't. I
Speaker 1: don't know why they don't do that. The cummy guzzlers
Speaker 1: come guzzlers to Tobacco's come covered, uh come covered celebration.
Speaker 1: There's han solo and grows, blow blows there's a they're.
Speaker 2: Wasting billions just making shows every day.
Speaker 1: God, but we're gonna have to. There are hemorrhaging money
Speaker 1: and they don't know.
Speaker 2: It's like it's sucking. We throw out the name they
Speaker 2: do that. They cut so many employees of hot understand
Speaker 2: why we're not breaking even happen guys make a multi
Speaker 2: million dollars show every three days.
Speaker 1: We did this money.
Speaker 2: I thought they're like, they're thinking, like YouTubers, well we
Speaker 2: need to post a video every day.
Speaker 1: But they spend millions on it. It's the least cost
Speaker 1: effective thing possible. They need to take I don't know
Speaker 1: why people don't do I don't I guess it's money grubbing,
Speaker 1: fucking like execs obviously, but like just take a break sometimes, yeah,
Speaker 1: Like usually the like make something good, you make like
Speaker 1: they made a Soaka, so got well reception, take a
Speaker 1: break next year, put out one thing reveal Soak was
Speaker 1: coming out to your after like the take up the
Speaker 1: paste yourself.
Speaker 2: Would be nice, It would be nice, would be nice.
Speaker 2: Uh So as far as the answer, this is unrealistic.
Speaker 2: But my mom got me into that, uh that comedy
Speaker 2: that was like a parody of a soap opera called Soap.
Speaker 2: It was called Soap Billy Crystal is in it, some
Speaker 2: other fucking weirdos. It was four season and it ended
Speaker 2: on the biggest cliffhanger, like one of the characters was
Speaker 2: gonna get shot by a firing squad.
Speaker 1: Essentially, it was.
Speaker 2: It was a wound squad plot. And then the show
Speaker 2: is just over. Like I remember my mom My mom
Speaker 2: was braiding my hair, was in high school. And then
Speaker 2: we're watching and I was like, give me the rest
Speaker 2: of the seasons, and I told her, well, season five.
Speaker 2: She's like, show's over, and I'm like, are.
Speaker 1: You fucking serious?
Speaker 2: Serious. I was like, hey, you're serious, it's over at
Speaker 2: this cliffhanger. She's like, how do you think we felt?
Speaker 2: I do think we felt. We waited a week to
Speaker 2: watch every episode. I'm like, that's fair because I just
Speaker 2: binged it, you know. Yeah, so god, that's so fucked.
Speaker 1: I wanted to bring back Drawn Together, but like make
Speaker 1: it really bad, like really.
Speaker 2: Together today would be wild.
Speaker 1: Run together. Yeah, they can put on HBO and make
Speaker 1: it like infinitely worse.
Speaker 2: John is pretty bad sometimes, man, it was. It was
Speaker 2: pretty bad.
Speaker 1: It was.
Speaker 2: It was pretty bad. But I do I actually I
Speaker 2: liked a lot of it, and I liked that, Uh
Speaker 2: they were one of the first people publicly to ship
Speaker 2: on Cosby. Yeah, I did stand the reference at the
Speaker 2: time speaking of cancel things that I want to see
Speaker 2: back Cosby. I mean I think he's making show. Oh
Speaker 2: you mean the show Cosby show? No, I mean him, well, he.
Speaker 1: This hurts me.
Speaker 2: I can't really give him him enough time because I
Speaker 2: think he's doing shows.
Speaker 1: Adie, I think he can.
Speaker 2: I think we should open up. Did he die? No,
Speaker 2: he's alive. He's still alive. Right, we should, I mean
Speaker 2: ostensibly he's done. Would you guys open up for Cosby?
Speaker 1: Open like if the snark Tank opened up for Cosby? Yeah,
Speaker 1: Cosby featuring the Snark Tank.
Speaker 3: I feel like I would love to do that in
Speaker 3: the sense that like if we we had like thirty minute,
Speaker 3: thirty minute episode opening up for Bill Cosby, Yeah, and
Speaker 3: then we were on stage and we just kind of
Speaker 3: sat there, we the audience would die down and we
Speaker 3: would go.
Speaker 2: So, look, we couldn't pass on this, Yeah, you couldn't.
Speaker 2: We got the whole thirty minutes is just explained like
Speaker 2: rationalizing why it's okay, and then and then it goes like,
Speaker 2: all right, now, let's get all right.
Speaker 3: Now, let's start the episode, and then the timer goes up.
Speaker 3: It's like, all right, that's our times.
Speaker 1: That's it. Look, guys, we're all at our thirties now.
Speaker 1: Life is becoming a little more expensive and we're trying
Speaker 1: to expand ourselves in directions where we're gonna have a
Speaker 1: better lives for potentially us and our families.
Speaker 2: It's just really boring. It's really just a real but
Speaker 2: here's the thing, here's the thing, so that we do that.
Speaker 1: Cosby is like that was amazing. Yeah, you do another show?
Speaker 1: Starting to come up, you know, like you're starting to
Speaker 1: have a little bit of reflex and it's just like
Speaker 1: a bunch of phone mentioned.
Speaker 3: He's staring into the sky because his eyes are all
Speaker 3: glazed over from fucking cataract cataracts.
Speaker 1: You do no show? Yeah, we do? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Would would you accept another one if it paid that
Speaker 2: kind of I'm sure it would, because but every show
Speaker 2: would be that, every show, Every show would be us
Speaker 2: explained at a certain point. I think, look, I would
Speaker 2: be like, all right, this is the last show.
Speaker 1: The last show.
Speaker 2: When we know what we can't do anymore, we just
Speaker 2: get packs of men and toasts and we just throw
Speaker 2: them into people's drinks. That's insane. Yeah, people just like
Speaker 2: and they don't want to drink their drinks anyhere because
Speaker 2: they're not sure. They're like, wait, is this actually yeah,
Speaker 2: you ruined my fucking we winnied dollar drink.
Speaker 3: We would go on an opening tour simply explaining, really
Speaker 3: rationalizing why it's okay for us to do it, and
Speaker 3: that's the entire show. It would be so easy because
Speaker 3: we wouldn't have to prepare. We would just have to
Speaker 3: like lie and just like fucking you know, justify our actions,
Speaker 3: would lie. We're clearly not okay with it, but at
Speaker 3: the same time, it's like money's money.
Speaker 2: I think it might be genius for Cosby because it'll
Speaker 2: take a little heat off of him because a lot
Speaker 2: of things, a lot of people are gonna be focusing
Speaker 2: on us.
Speaker 1: They're like, who the fuck.
Speaker 2: Are these people?
Speaker 1: Why are they?
Speaker 2: Why would you fucking you know in the wal just whatever,
Speaker 2: we might get shot, actually what the eventually? I mean,
Speaker 2: as long as we get a big bag. I'll have
Speaker 2: a pull bullproof vest on, I have.
Speaker 1: A bulletoople mask on it. Don't bother crazy. It's massive bullet.
Speaker 2: You're you're going I think you're gonna be so concussed
Speaker 2: you with just die Anyway, what if you get shotted like.
Speaker 1: Maybe like three inches thike?
Speaker 2: You ever see people est when they like absorb a
Speaker 2: bullet leave like and the fucking they're just completely swollen
Speaker 2: and sore. That's like, how did that translate to your head?
Speaker 1: Well, clearly people aren't good ahead shots, you realize.
Speaker 2: That's why I like the whole idea of why a
Speaker 2: lot of people don't protect their heads is because it's weight.
Speaker 2: People understand how hard it is to shoot somebody. Yeah,
Speaker 2: people don't shoot, so you shoot the biggest target, right,
Speaker 2: So that's why I'm like, okay, i'd be I think
Speaker 2: I feel confident, haven't.
Speaker 1: But what's crazy for me? When I the few times
Speaker 1: one shooting, I'm really got some people in the head? Man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm actually not surprisingly scarily, It's like, oh, I guess
Speaker 1: I was actually built to do this.
Speaker 2: Me sad, I'm pretty good to actually even I'm blind.
Speaker 1: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Actually I was really old. This is before I head glasses,
Speaker 2: so I'm better now.
Speaker 1: But I don't have glasses, and I was pretty good
Speaker 1: with glass. I probably that's crazy.
Speaker 3: I want to Actually, its probably the opposite with you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I want that might be worse.
Speaker 1: You might be worse.
Speaker 2: You're probably just going on vibes. That feels like the
Speaker 2: head feels like the head.
Speaker 3: You really shouldn't get classes, by the way.
Speaker 2: I really want to see it, like you join the
Speaker 2: real world and understand, like what people actually look like.
Speaker 1: If I do that, what if everyone looks like monsters
Speaker 1: to me? What if you guys look like so it's.
Speaker 2: Like it's like they live. Yeah, you just put the
Speaker 2: glasses on. Everyone's some monster. Okay, So so stupid. So
Speaker 2: you're not just blind, you're retarded?
Speaker 1: Yeah, somewhat. Thanks, it's me Keith David.
Speaker 2: Where in they live?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 2: Were somehow we went back in time? And what are
Speaker 2: you doing here?
Speaker 1: Why?
Speaker 2: Why?
Speaker 1: Why can't you can see? Finally? Huh this nigga right now?
Speaker 2: Hold on, put these glasses on and see what I see?
Speaker 1: Release me.
Speaker 2: That is so stupid, God damn it.
Speaker 3: Peenie Peenie Hissman wrote in it says, hello, snark, Snarker,
Speaker 3: and Snarkist. If you all woke up tomorrow with the
Speaker 3: powers of tune Force, what would you all use those powers?
Speaker 3: For good or use them for dubious degenerates.
Speaker 1: Oh dubious.
Speaker 2: I meet then make Keith David forced to meet us.
Speaker 2: I'd force him to be on the podcast, draw him. Yeah,
Speaker 2: like he just shows up?
Speaker 1: What the what? What? What what happened? I would grow really
Speaker 1: really really really big. I would take like two looney
Speaker 1: Tune steps over the ocean into fucking like where Spain is,
Speaker 1: and I would open up a fucking crater and have
Speaker 1: it swallowed up and then close it. I think, my spade,
Speaker 1: they've hurt my family, hurt people fair enough. I would
Speaker 1: I feel like I would use it for like convenience stuff,
Speaker 1: like like if I had to go somewhere, I think
Speaker 1: what I would do is like I would like.
Speaker 3: I would put my take my hand out the window
Speaker 3: and grab the building and pull it next door, you know,
Speaker 3: like if I needed something, like if I needed something
Speaker 3: from the convenience, I wouldn't even walking out. Would just
Speaker 3: like pull it across the street and just like reach in.
Speaker 1: Do you think do you think using tune force would
Speaker 1: make you become more silly and eventually you'd lose yourself
Speaker 1: to the silliness.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean you cannot maintain sanity if you're just
Speaker 3: constantly breaking because there's no rules at that point, if
Speaker 3: there's no rules grounding you in reality, then reality is
Speaker 3: not real and so like it's just over from that.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't use my powers then because I feel like,
Speaker 1: because I feel like I'd go too silly to like
Speaker 1: using an economicon or whatever. You know, exactly does that do?
Speaker 2: Did you say the negro namicon?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Heard of it?
Speaker 2: Right, of course, I've heard of it.
Speaker 1: What does it do?
Speaker 2: So if Chris drink it, Chris opened it, would like
Speaker 2: would give him like a couple kool aid and chicken and.
Speaker 1: Be like, oh my god.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, no, that's a few chapters in.
Speaker 1: That's two. That's two. That's what is the intro of negro? First?
Speaker 1: What's the intro of negrophilia? First?
Speaker 2: I think the first thing it does is it it
Speaker 2: makes you like Drake.
Speaker 1: You're like, yeah, dog, it was. It was good.
Speaker 2: Like you're immediately gonna like just start like just kind
Speaker 2: of being like really hood, you know.
Speaker 1: Get a black. But it was good. Nigga know what happens?
Speaker 2: You mean, like you don't even notice that you're saying nigga,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? And people are like, what
Speaker 2: the fuck, Chris, what are you doing? You're like what whatever?
Speaker 1: You're like what You're like, happen? You literally have no idea.
Speaker 1: What if blacker? Do they become more blacker? I think so.
Speaker 2: I think that happened to me. You know that Drake
Speaker 2: would be like, that's it's mine, he's mine. Keep reading.
Speaker 1: He's looking for the.
Speaker 3: Drake is looking for the neg the Negro amicicon. Uh,
Speaker 3: in the same way the Freeze is looking for the
Speaker 3: dragon balls. Yeah, you know, I doesn't really need you
Speaker 3: doesn't really need it, but he very much wants it.
Speaker 3: He doesn't need it, but he wants it. If the
Speaker 3: only thing that'll because it was, it wasn't his whole
Speaker 3: thing is like he's gonna taller. He just wanted to
Speaker 3: be a little taller.
Speaker 1: I love that.
Speaker 2: That is my favorite thing that they did. I think
Speaker 2: with that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the fact that BBLS little bit, Yeah, that's crazy,
Speaker 1: what Bomas he's sitting the dragon balls for BBLS. I
Speaker 1: mean yeah, Bbobama bb Yeah, Vegeta understands he's having sex
Speaker 1: with her. Yes, what do you know? What do you think?
Speaker 1: I think he's just like, oh, I'm just doing this
Speaker 1: thing and I'm gonna like, I'm doing this so I
Speaker 1: can leave and go train with I don't.
Speaker 2: Give it now. Now that's where he's at. But the
Speaker 2: reason why he softened, right, his heart was like unheardened,
Speaker 2: which is usually like unheard of, right, usually you never
Speaker 2: go back. He soft and he was wearing pink gay
Speaker 2: shirts and stuff like that, like he was getting pussy.
Speaker 2: I was he gay?
Speaker 1: It was very gay he was.
Speaker 2: When I want that shirt, honestly, I want shirt shirt.
Speaker 2: I love that shirt, my friend shirt. I want that,
Speaker 2: and I want the Max Pain three fucking Hawaiian shirt. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's want the Piccolo one. My friend also has that
Speaker 2: one as well too. What's the Piccolo one?
Speaker 1: The orange one? I don't know, blue one? Ben has it.
Speaker 1: He has the hoodie in the shirt, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: I hate you. Why do you have that? Ben?
Speaker 2: That makes me so I mean, you know, like it's
Speaker 2: just a quick Google shirt you get with I know.
Speaker 1: But at the same time, it's like that's so fucking
Speaker 1: because it's actually drippy. Like Piccolo and Goku, they both
Speaker 1: look really good.
Speaker 2: And that's when like, look at that's when we're having
Speaker 2: that argument or that discussion about like Piccolo being like
Speaker 2: a like an Arab and then when they put him
Speaker 2: in those clothes, clearly they're like, oh, Piccolo is a nigga, Like.
Speaker 1: That was the thing. That was the thing that a
Speaker 1: lot of people watched dragon Ball Z and not dragon
Speaker 1: Ball so they were like, oh duh, yeah him like
Speaker 1: me for real? It was like me for real, Let's
Speaker 1: go listen to fucking mob deep. The issue.
Speaker 3: The issue is a lot of those fuck a lot
Speaker 3: of those clothes, right is that? Like they're cool and
Speaker 3: I know that you could get them generally, but I
Speaker 3: I can't get him both for adults well, because they
Speaker 3: just don't. It's actually be more built for kids. Actually
Speaker 3: I think about it, but they don't. Nothing fits me properly.
Speaker 2: I can't just buy shit from like store like that
Speaker 2: specialty ship, Like I can't do it how man Like
Speaker 2: like every few years there's like a revamp of like
Speaker 2: what size of because you'll you'll be like, oh, man,
Speaker 2: I don't there's nothing for me, and then years later
Speaker 2: if you look again, you're like, holy shit, it's all
Speaker 2: like I I I actively look at stuff like every year,
Speaker 2: like every year, I'll because like then I get kind
Speaker 2: of surprised by I'm still looking for the tigrisof Goal
Speaker 2: helmet from that year. Still haven't found it, but I'm
Speaker 2: still looking. Every fucking year I pre ordered.
Speaker 3: Uh, there's this thing that went on sale yesterday for
Speaker 3: pre order. I don't know when it's coming. I think
Speaker 3: it's like sometime this year. But it's like an authentic
Speaker 3: green goblin.
Speaker 1: Oh sick that like uh, it's like some Marvel Legends
Speaker 1: thing with like a pumpkin bomb and ship that's Is
Speaker 1: it actually a bomb? I hope.
Speaker 2: I'm going to make it. My goal is to make
Speaker 2: it a mom No, it's gonna turn people into skeletons
Speaker 2: when I'm done with it, But I can't wait to
Speaker 2: have that, just like sitting on a chair and talks
Speaker 2: with Yeah, dude, I'm so.
Speaker 3: I'm so like that's one of the stupid Like every
Speaker 3: now and then you see like a stupid purchase that
Speaker 3: has like no, that's like probably like too expensive. Actually,
Speaker 3: wasn't that bad. It was like one hundred and thirty,
Speaker 3: but it's not like crazy.
Speaker 2: That's worth it.
Speaker 1: I'd buy it.
Speaker 2: I buy a magneta helmet for around that price, which
Speaker 2: I already tried and I got kind of ripped Off
Speaker 2: Things Happened and Tigers of Gold. I just don't understand
Speaker 2: with how popular of a movie glad Eater is. And
Speaker 2: I can't find one replica of somebody like, oh I
Speaker 2: made a Tiris of Gold helmet. It is crazy when
Speaker 2: you think about it, it's fucking insane. So you can
Speaker 2: find a replica of like Stuart Little's car, you know
Speaker 2: what I mean?
Speaker 1: Like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Who the fuck wants a stupid little car? But like
Speaker 2: all the only thing I found is some asshole that's like,
Speaker 2: here's the schematics for your three D printer. I'm like, cool,
Speaker 2: I don't have one. I don't know to do that shit.
Speaker 2: I have one, but it definitely cannot print something that big. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so it's very dumb.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Stuart, Look.
Speaker 2: I had a dream that one of my friends hear
Speaker 2: what we're talking about, Stuart Biggle. No, I don't think so,
Speaker 2: Stuart Big just like a big questions a big mouse
Speaker 2: of a small car.
Speaker 1: I don't get it.
Speaker 3: No, it's it would be a mouse adopted by a
Speaker 3: family of rats.
Speaker 1: It's so stupid. It's so stupid. Go go go on
Speaker 1: the next thing. Got what did I say?
Speaker 2: Nothing?
Speaker 1: Go the next question?
Speaker 2: A family of rats. A boy, A boy adopted by
Speaker 2: a family of rats. Yeah, I know, I assume you
Speaker 2: meant that like the opposite mouse. Yes, I mouse adopted
Speaker 2: my family of rats.
Speaker 1: I was so stupid.
Speaker 2: I didn't acknowledge it because I kind of understood what
Speaker 2: you were trying to do. But I actually do like
Speaker 2: the idea of a mouse and then being like you,
Speaker 2: what the fuck this is absurd that we would raise
Speaker 2: a mouse. It's barely different. It's just like a like size, right,
Speaker 2: or something slightly smaller.
Speaker 3: Basically, Yeah, I mean it depends on what kind of rat,
Speaker 3: I guess, because there are rats that are small, and
Speaker 3: then they are like New York City rats.
Speaker 1: Do you see that video? They're big?
Speaker 2: You you must have seen a Kingston the.
Speaker 3: Video of the the rat dragging another rat under a
Speaker 3: dumpster and then poking its head out at the camera.
Speaker 2: And it's fucking massive.
Speaker 1: I've seen that.
Speaker 2: You've seen it, right, I've seen that. I'm like, that's
Speaker 2: why I don't. I don't fuck with that type of environment. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Anyway, I hate rats.
Speaker 2: I hate like how they look adorable, but they they're
Speaker 2: like menacing, you know what I mean, Like they're just
Speaker 2: they're they're such pest.
Speaker 3: The fact that they have cancer automatically, it's crazy, like
Speaker 3: they're just they just default as as a trait. Have
Speaker 3: cancer is born like yeah, and they just like they
Speaker 3: get tumors and all sorts of shit. It's like they
Speaker 3: don't they don't live, pat, I think you live for
Speaker 3: maybe like twelve hours.
Speaker 1: You know, their teeth keep growing, right, we their teeth
Speaker 1: keep growing. That's why just splinter like like they do,
Speaker 1: master splinter when they die. Yes, checkmate, retard, go check
Speaker 1: go check their skeletons. People look, go, have you guys
Speaker 1: never seen like you know how people they'll bury their.
Speaker 2: Hamsters and they're and their ratives and like and their
Speaker 2: wives and shoe boxes.
Speaker 1: You know what, if you open a shoe box in
Speaker 1: the full size, this motherfucker somehow.
Speaker 2: Just you just got the only persons.
Speaker 3: The only person who's burying his wife in a shoe
Speaker 3: box is probably future sneak.
Speaker 2: Oh if you just for sure, if you just.
Speaker 1: Doing that, I'm not gonna say President. I might say President,
Speaker 1: I want to fucking man sneak. I want to. I
Speaker 1: want to.
Speaker 3: I want to sneak in his negroes room and sneaking
Speaker 3: the sneak, sneaking, snuck them snookid.
Speaker 1: Snack them up.
Speaker 2: Sneak has been punched by Bookley once. And I'm very
Speaker 2: grateful for the security guard. And I love that dude
Speaker 2: fucking got there, the security guard.
Speaker 1: He was the guy who.
Speaker 2: Jumped up and did the fucking superhero. He did a
Speaker 2: real video that was amazing. I want to meet that
Speaker 2: guy and shake his hand.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I actually wanted like he should have done a
Speaker 1: go fund me even nothing happened on I just would
Speaker 1: raise money for him. I appreciate it.
Speaker 2: It was like those college kids where they they got
Speaker 2: all that money for like the American flag thing in
Speaker 2: Mississippi or something.
Speaker 1: Do you remember that.
Speaker 2: So there was a college protest and these they were
Speaker 2: protesting for Palestine, right, and they took down an American
Speaker 2: flag and put up a Palestinian flag just to raise
Speaker 2: awareness and stuff. And then so they were got the
Speaker 2: flag got hoisted down, they put the American flag up,
Speaker 2: and then these college these frat boys were protecting the
Speaker 2: flag and there were so many idiots that are like,
Speaker 2: oh so patriotic. They raised five four hundred thousand dollars
Speaker 2: for the MgAl party. We should orchestrate something like that.
Speaker 2: I wouldn't want to just like like fake the entire
Speaker 2: thing and then just like because.
Speaker 1: Why not, and they wouldn't know Grift.
Speaker 2: We would be so rich. I've been thinking about it.
Speaker 2: We would be I've been thinking about doing an anonymous
Speaker 2: just voiceover, like just like I'll do the you know,
Speaker 2: we were just talking about that Khalif the boxer. I
Speaker 2: would just be completely like, oh yeah, that's a man,
Speaker 2: it's a man.
Speaker 1: I hate this. This is funny that I know. Damn well,
Speaker 1: we could Grift way funnier than those motherfuckers. We'd be
Speaker 1: way out of pocket.
Speaker 2: We would be that we would be just under like
Speaker 2: you know, like Ben Shapiro and that Jermy Boring they
Speaker 2: owned Daily Wire. We would be right under them like
Speaker 2: that's could our charisma would give us these fat fucking
Speaker 2: contracts that we would we wouldn't say wild ship and
Speaker 2: then we would just be like we were.
Speaker 1: No, we don't believe high talent. They suck, all of them.
Speaker 1: They all suck, like the Daily Wire teams. Jordan imagined
Speaker 1: it was Candice Owan's.
Speaker 2: It was some old white guy. This this dude that
Speaker 2: played gay characters in like and I don't think we
Speaker 2: don't think we're getting close Alex Jones, is what I'm saying.
Speaker 1: Guys, guys, because we wouldn't sell the supplements. Guys. Do
Speaker 1: you imagine on a fucking podcast with three fucking female
Speaker 1: women trying to go like pro choice and we're just
Speaker 1: going bananas making fun of them seeing the most obscene ship.
Speaker 2: We would we would we Yeah, we'd have man, we'd
Speaker 2: be a Jason like that. We'd be tangent. Well, we
Speaker 2: would be better than them too, because they're also awful,
Speaker 2: like fresh and fit, like I've never I don't.
Speaker 1: I literally don't understand how they made it. I think,
Speaker 1: what almost like a monkey, and I think it's funny,
Speaker 1: but like not racially. I guess it is like not tech.
Speaker 1: I think it is a little bit, but like no technically,
Speaker 1: but I guess it's fine since you're saying it like
Speaker 1: I'm not black technically.
Speaker 2: He's like, it's fine because you're saying you're a monkey.
Speaker 1: You're a monkey.
Speaker 2: Also I'm a monkey too, so I can say it
Speaker 2: for whatever.
Speaker 3: I went a weirdly long time in my life not
Speaker 3: realizing that that was even like a slur, really you
Speaker 3: know what I mean? Because like it's because people are monkeys.
Speaker 3: Well yeah, right, but you know what I mean colloquially
Speaker 3: come on yeah yeah yeah. So like when people when
Speaker 3: somebody would call people monkey, I would be like, oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was like the coolest monkey in the jungle thing.
Speaker 1: Remember that thing? Yeah, I remember sweat was at the
Speaker 1: H and M. Yeah, yeah, that you're you're not racist.
Speaker 1: That's why you wouldn't realize that.
Speaker 2: That's why all those people were like, I don't see
Speaker 2: the problem.
Speaker 1: They just did it.
Speaker 2: The mom was like, oh yeah, I just put that
Speaker 2: sweater on my kids getting aide.
Speaker 1: Genuinely, people that are not you're genuinely you're so racist.
Speaker 1: You're so not racist. You're free. You know that you'll
Speaker 1: call somebody absolutely generally mean nothing worse than me. I
Speaker 1: just I think the words a funny word. To call
Speaker 1: somebody the funny word. Yeah, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's ignorance is bliss. Like, imagine how
Speaker 2: fucking cool our lives would be if we didn't know ship.
Speaker 2: If all you did was just play video games, just
Speaker 2: go to work or whatever. You don't have to worry
Speaker 2: about any of this dumb ship.
Speaker 1: Imagine not being depressed sometimes that'd be crazy. AM just
Speaker 1: not being sad for no reason.
Speaker 2: I can't even fathom that.
Speaker 1: It's crazy.
Speaker 2: I twitch of like out of envy. I've never I've
Speaker 2: never truly been happy.
Speaker 1: Isn't that crazy? That's like wild? All right? I stripped
Speaker 1: like I've had good times, like I've never been like
Speaker 1: really like, oh I'm happy. I guess that is the
Speaker 1: human experience.
Speaker 3: I stripped coppers so I can cop strippers, wrote and
Speaker 3: he says, hey, my three little rascals, this is directed
Speaker 3: towards the boy in the medical field.
Speaker 1: Him, No, that's me. That's me. What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: I have a fucking surgeon. Idiots, you didn't know it.
Speaker 2: I guess I could never mentioned a b if you if.
Speaker 1: We just fucking this the whole time, making like three
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a year, being like, yeah, I'm really in money, man, rat.
Speaker 2: Bad grabbing a one bedroom apartment fucking like built in
Speaker 2: the sixties.
Speaker 1: Like, man, I'm not doing good man, I only only
Speaker 1: saved about one hundred c this month. I'm like you, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I only saved my You know, I hope bad happens
Speaker 1: to you. That's how I feel about you, because you
Speaker 1: guys are cooling. We're fine. Yeah, saving more than five.
Speaker 1: We're doing good. We're doing good.
Speaker 2: You're paying nothing and your wife makes a your girlfriend,
Speaker 2: whatever wife, your wife, she makes a like you guys
Speaker 2: are so good.
Speaker 1: We spend so much money on dumb ship man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but that's the Taylor stopping buying ivory shooting elephants.
Speaker 2: Why she keep going on the savannah with a little exploring.
Speaker 1: I had on elephant with a gun blowing its head off, like, looks, Bob,
Speaker 1: I got an elephant.
Speaker 2: I'm like, so innocent, And she just puts it right
Speaker 2: up to its eye like like a little to her
Speaker 2: face said.
Speaker 1: Look, she kicks back.
Speaker 2: She's laughing, And you guys have fucking twenty pairs of
Speaker 2: tusk in your fucking house.
Speaker 1: I would break up with her, you would my favorite animal.
Speaker 1: They're pretty killing elephants. We need that elf e merch? Sorry,
Speaker 1: do you remember the ELpH e merch? People really wanted
Speaker 1: it was a hanged elephant. They really want it, they
Speaker 1: really want that. That image was really morbid? Can we
Speaker 1: sell something like yes we have? Why can't we? I
Speaker 1: don't know what do you mean? Have you seen Merge? Yeah?
Speaker 1: But that's like a movie. But what is that? How
Speaker 1: is I guess what what do you?
Speaker 2: My concern is like people will see like a lynched
Speaker 2: animal on a shirt, but it won't be like it's
Speaker 2: not gonna be a graphic like like no, it's suffering
Speaker 2: and why not.
Speaker 1: I'm not worrying that.
Speaker 2: I don't want my unless it says like look at
Speaker 2: the elphie can be bloody or something, but it has
Speaker 2: to just at least have cartoon eyes, like it's like
Speaker 2: it's gotta be got bee about it.
Speaker 1: There was a south Park, old school South Park, man,
Speaker 1: I love old school south Park where the South Park
Speaker 1: flag used to be, uh, these white people hanging a
Speaker 1: black guy. It's sticks and like chef was all pissed
Speaker 1: off and like all right, here's the compromise and they
Speaker 1: just drew a happy face.
Speaker 2: One I don't think I ever saw that one that
Speaker 2: was that was episode is so good because the fucking
Speaker 2: the clan comes and all they're doing is channing white
Speaker 2: power and they're like, all right, brothers. They're they're all
Speaker 2: talking like this brother and they're like all right, we're
Speaker 2: gonna go take a hot shower. And then they're fucking
Speaker 2: channing hot shower and like the hot shower.
Speaker 1: That level and then when you realize what you call it.
Speaker 1: The teachers. One of them, I forgot his name, mister Garrison,
Speaker 1: the clan and it was actually it wasn't it was
Speaker 1: actually his uh hand, it.
Speaker 2: Was it's not mister, It was close.
Speaker 1: It is close.
Speaker 2: That makes sense.
Speaker 1: That hands is epic. Man.
Speaker 2: I want to you know the reaction and channels, Well,
Speaker 2: well this is that's the type of stuff I want
Speaker 2: people to react to. Yeah, mister Hans, yeah, get the fine.
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that that horse was in the klan
Speaker 2: this whole time. It makes sense that horse Saul, mister
Speaker 2: Hans having sex with the black man.
Speaker 1: And I was just like, I'll get you for this.
Speaker 1: I'll show you you like big dick, I'll show you.
Speaker 2: Let's see, let's go.
Speaker 1: Was there a question, man, I think there was there
Speaker 1: is there is?
Speaker 3: Okay, he says, we've decided, okay, director towards the guy
Speaker 3: in the medical field. Oh right, My wife and I
Speaker 3: just just suffered through a miscarriage. Parentheses not recommended at
Speaker 3: ten weeks.
Speaker 1: We decided, sorry about that, man, Sorry about that. Guys.
Speaker 1: We've decided he's oh yeah, whatever.
Speaker 3: We've decided that we don't want to go through that again.
Speaker 3: And I've been thinking about getting of aaseectomy. It's terrifying though,
Speaker 3: because they don't put you under just local anesthetic.
Speaker 1: Uh it's fine.
Speaker 2: Look, well, I guess the visual might be scary, but
Speaker 2: local anaesthesia. I I'm okay, you won't feel anything, but
Speaker 2: I got my tooth pooled the local atastesia. The only
Speaker 2: thing I will say, the only reason I didn't like
Speaker 2: it when when he was having tough time, he put
Speaker 2: his knuckles into my cheek at one point, and I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: but he had one foot on the ground and his
Speaker 2: other leg on your chest. Might as well that's good
Speaker 2: because he was like really like on the back of
Speaker 2: the head dog, like what are you doing?
Speaker 1: He's wait a question.
Speaker 3: His question is His question is ultimately like, uh, should
Speaker 3: I listen to the podcast while my nuts are getting cut?
Speaker 2: Or should I experience it in the moment? It depends
Speaker 2: on how much that terrified.
Speaker 1: So yeah, dude, like that's a scary thing. Because if he.
Speaker 2: Thinks like I don't want to see or know anything
Speaker 2: about what's going on, then yeah, put it.
Speaker 1: Tell you what? Tell you what?
Speaker 3: Save the play when you get it done. Play this
Speaker 3: part of the podcast, like time it so it starts
Speaker 3: right now.
Speaker 1: Ew ew grawl what the fuck? Ah ew ew.
Speaker 2: No, no, doctor, I can feel it.
Speaker 1: I can feel it. I can feel it. I can
Speaker 1: feel it. All right. There you go. You guys suck
Speaker 1: on in a way that is so so magnanimously terrible. Doctor.
Speaker 1: Doctor didn't do it.
Speaker 2: Oh I'm sorry. That was just Sally.
Speaker 1: That's crazy fucking injected.
Speaker 2: He would those guys?
Speaker 1: Were you? There were you? There? Were you there for
Speaker 1: that thing about the guy that like he went to
Speaker 1: some place where he like he puts sale in his
Speaker 1: balls and he had really really really big balls, and
Speaker 1: like it's like it's a real fucking thing. It's like
Speaker 1: I am full of people where this guy like fucking
Speaker 1: convinced all these people like to size match their genitals.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, so here's here's here's the thing about what
Speaker 2: you just said. You said, was I there for.
Speaker 1: This because we were talking about it with Lyle and
Speaker 1: allow on everybody. But I guess you weren't there for
Speaker 1: that night Lyle. Yeah we did.
Speaker 2: We were talking about size the other day that you said, Lyle,
Speaker 2: which and then you didn't let us know.
Speaker 1: That when was this, when was there? Lyle showed up
Speaker 1: that day on when was this maybe like uh, the
Speaker 1: week before you were out and everybody they were talking
Speaker 1: about size maxing, growing maxing.
Speaker 2: In fact, I don't remember this.
Speaker 1: They were putting a saline and fucking all sorts of
Speaker 1: like fucking silicon in their penises to make them big.
Speaker 1: They're obviously no longer functional, and some guy died because
Speaker 1: it's like.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I'm squeamish.
Speaker 2: I'm screamish for that stuff. I'm screamish for that stuff.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know if I could do because I
Speaker 3: think specifically for me, because like anesthetic, I.
Speaker 2: Don't know what the fuck it is. I don't think
Speaker 2: I'm allergic to the ginger. Some people are, what is
Speaker 2: the ginger Jean.
Speaker 1: But it takes more to knock you out than regular people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like I'm distant.
Speaker 1: I'm more resistant, often more resistant to like think numbing agents.
Speaker 1: Actually yeah, I'm I'm I'm very resistant to numbing agents
Speaker 1: and anesthetics. So I remember like I would I would
Speaker 1: get like dental work done and they would like inject
Speaker 1: me with anesthesia, and I'm like more, I feel this
Speaker 1: doesn't feel like I take it there's no this is
Speaker 1: supposed to not feel like, what are you talking about this? Sorry?
Speaker 2: This is interveneous.
Speaker 1: What are you doing now? I can't feel a thing.
Speaker 1: It is one way to put you under I guess.
Speaker 3: But yeah, man, I don't know. Sorry, sorry about your experience.
Speaker 3: But like I don't know of vasectomy's kind of I
Speaker 3: don't know.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of a sectomy.
Speaker 2: I mean, well, okay, I get that, because why don't
Speaker 2: you just tell her to get invasive surgery?
Speaker 1: Yeah like that, why do you get her tubes tied
Speaker 1: you have or you reach up in there and then
Speaker 1: do it yourself, or become a bove warrior. Man.
Speaker 2: Actually, that is the safest way to just just straight
Speaker 2: up not even leave your girls ass a lot, go
Speaker 2: go with bussy, start fucking dudes. Yeah, that is for
Speaker 2: sure that there will come will drip out of her
Speaker 2: assd into her bussy.
Speaker 1: Because that I know people that have said they had
Speaker 1: their kids because of that.
Speaker 2: That can't be trued. That's not how that worked. Well,
Speaker 2: I've heard that's literally possible your stories.
Speaker 1: I'm be real.
Speaker 2: No, it's insane sounding, I get it. I don't understand
Speaker 2: Stevie would have to get but see, that's the thing
Speaker 2: that's so crazy. I have heard crazier stories that I'm like, I,
Speaker 2: how is it that I've full force busted like as
Speaker 2: far as I can, and I am childless.
Speaker 3: Like ghosts in the ghost the goat in the Middle
Speaker 3: East that was born with a human face.
Speaker 1: I that there's no, that's not a thing.
Speaker 2: A goat in the Middle East with a human face.
Speaker 1: I did actually see this video and like, really it was.
Speaker 1: It's obviously obviously is fake. Yeah, it's not a It's
Speaker 1: just like the fish with the dog's face. Can I
Speaker 1: tell you, no, it's not It's not AI in that way.
Speaker 1: I don't know if it was like a prop or something.
Speaker 1: It's fucking disturbing. And I was staring at it for
Speaker 1: a while and be like, I don't know how I feel.
Speaker 3: About what I'm seeing right now, and I'm gonna go
Speaker 3: to It was the last thing I saw before I
Speaker 3: went to bed.
Speaker 2: You know, it's crazy nice, that's really smart.
Speaker 1: Those things awaken up part of me that makes me
Speaker 1: sad that's in there because it's just kill that and
Speaker 1: it makes me sad. I'm like, oh man, I shouldn't.
Speaker 2: Be this, Like that's what I thought about that fish
Speaker 2: from that uh that Dreamcast game.
Speaker 1: It was like this AI game or whatever I forgot
Speaker 1: uh semn Man, I think it's I think you're right.
Speaker 1: I think actually, yeah, you remember the Dreamcast see man, Yeah,
Speaker 1: and like that thing. I'm like, you echo the dolphins.
Speaker 3: You don't remember se man echoed dolphins a classic Seaman's
Speaker 3: a classic semn.
Speaker 1: But it was it was kind of revolutionary. I want
Speaker 1: to say revolution is the wrong word. It was innovative,
Speaker 1: but like it nothing immediately. Man, I was just playing it.
Speaker 2: I'm just playing it this morning.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: Now I'm trying to Now I have to find this
Speaker 2: goat now I have to.
Speaker 1: I couldn't, man. I just I just want to hurt
Speaker 1: things sometimes, but like not really but yeah, maybe you know,
Speaker 1: I just I get that. Actually I felt like that
Speaker 1: last night. I want to be ah, you, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I actually want to see that? Why, Like,
Speaker 1: are you kidding?
Speaker 2: I'm buying Remington seven hundred Tactical Express shotgun fucking maybe
Speaker 2: the eighty eight. I'm blowing that thing to pieces.
Speaker 1: But you know what I mean where it's like that's
Speaker 1: clearly not real, right, it's not real, But it's if
Speaker 1: I ever see it's moving.
Speaker 2: Like pretty like whatever this is, it's pretty well done
Speaker 2: for it being so fake. There's enough like stupid people
Speaker 2: that would believe that exactly. Yeah, that's the kind of
Speaker 2: shit that makes me use the dark arts to destroy it.
Speaker 2: You know, like I want to I want to go
Speaker 2: to a place like a fucking the fucking done which
Speaker 2: horror place? Cut my wrists bleed into a well, A
Speaker 2: creature comes out like what do you want about? I
Speaker 2: want enough power to hurt people and then all right, cool?
Speaker 2: And then I get set fires on my mind, you
Speaker 2: know what?
Speaker 1: Stuff like that?
Speaker 2: My wrist and penis, how does at work?
Speaker 1: You cut it into a.
Speaker 2: Penis is my last resort. You're just masturbation, no sleeping, no.
Speaker 1: Breeding, no breeding.
Speaker 2: We can't we can't masturbation, no breeding. All right, that's
Speaker 2: get the fun out.
Speaker 1: He don't give a fun should if I break my penis?
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Speaker 1: We have no patrons.
Speaker 2: Wait, why would be so sad?
Speaker 1: I'd be like, oh do we do?
Speaker 2: You're gonna be a pit in my stomach, Like, oh no,
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go apply for regular job. Right, I'm not
Speaker 2: prepared for this drop off like where they like, if
Speaker 2: it just happened that fast, I'm like, oh fuck.
Speaker 1: Where did they all go? Like? What did we do? Dude?
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Speaker 1: else is afraid. Jamerson, I ever thought about working Christian,
Speaker 1: never thought about working on a political right. I'm be like,
Speaker 1: you know what, I want to kill myself, but I'm here.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you recognize that you're inferior.
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Speaker 1: ruined black people. I'm gonna say that again. Yeah, absolutely,
Speaker 1: I made that joke out till the people got so
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Speaker 1: mad at me talking about your religion, but uh.
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Speaker 2: Hell, what the fuck well endowed? I think I can
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Speaker 2: what the fuck it's looking.
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Speaker 1: nicked penis and balls. We got Corey in a mass
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Speaker 2: Corey and hamas.
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Speaker 1: singing she was a fast machine. Gordon Ron Gordon Rams
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Speaker 1: I'll fuck yours. Two. I sucked you off, but you
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Speaker 1: from graduation. Dog. That was almost me back in the day. Bro,
Speaker 1: I could have. I could have. I put numbers on them.
Speaker 2: Never had a bottle of water with you just in case.
Speaker 2: Oh no, no, absolutely, you gotta have a bottle water.
Speaker 2: It definitely was smoked sometimes, Bro, I almost passed out.
Speaker 2: Like in twenty fourteen, I was living in this really
Speaker 2: hot house, a small room over. You were like, I
Speaker 2: should beat my dick right now. I actually wasn't beat
Speaker 2: Beating my dick would have been way better. So I
Speaker 2: didn't have any food other than one bag of Dorito's.
Speaker 2: Had this broad come over. I fucking you know, ravaged
Speaker 2: her and literally I got up and I was like,
Speaker 2: I was like, literally, I was like, oh, this is embarrassing.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna pass out. It's definitely really That's that's.
Speaker 1: Why I was sick one time and I came and
Speaker 1: I fucking fell down. I fucking my knees slammed together,
Speaker 1: and I was like.
Speaker 3: For so long one time, and I remember walking into
Speaker 3: the bathroom throwing up and falling asleep.
Speaker 2: It's like, well, just young men are not healthy, but because.
Speaker 3: I did not hydrate at all, right, Like I think
Speaker 3: I had coffee and that's it.
Speaker 1: Nice that thing that gets rid of all your fucking
Speaker 1: water your body. Yeah, I've definitely I've definitely thrown up,
Speaker 1: fallen asleep. I've definitely like curled over immediately and fell asleep.
Speaker 1: And they're like talking to me and I'm like already
Speaker 1: more than halfway asleep while turning over. Yeah, absolutely, Like
Speaker 1: so like what are we? And I'm like going to sleep.
Speaker 1: We are going to sleep. We go to sleep. We
Speaker 1: got a ball of the first sin and optimist sees
Speaker 1: a glass half full. A pissimist sees a mouth watering
Speaker 1: glass of piss. Stupid spaunba futters a pissmist prom My
Speaker 1: most left leaning friend called them called two ty guys
Speaker 1: noodle inwards because they were mocking his girlfriend. Jolly old
Speaker 1: dipshit uh oh allie joel shit bit golly solly woolf
Speaker 1: swhip swip whip swip oh guy ish, I should shink.
Speaker 1: I'm a howling a smoke.
Speaker 2: I don't even know what that is?
Speaker 1: What is that? Cipher graph? Fag maxing patiently waiting for
Speaker 1: Bunties Episode honestly, we gotta be you gotta drag that
Speaker 1: nigga out this week. Yeah, he said, he's like, come down.
Speaker 1: At some point, I'm like, well, fucking don't you don't
Speaker 1: talk about it, be about it is he did he
Speaker 1: get married or somebody. He's totally married. Yeah, God damn
Speaker 1: shout out to him. Bro. Yeah, man, he's he's doing
Speaker 1: really well. He looks really strong too. He's gotten in
Speaker 1: way good shape of rock climbing. And Shadow was like, dude,
Speaker 1: you're white maxing right now. Proud of you. He's white
Speaker 1: man Max. That's what That's what we all want to do.
Speaker 1: At the end of the day. Eric Combers just won
Speaker 1: a white man Max. Eventually trying to trying to turn
Speaker 1: change my name to John Smith, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: trying to get there boogie getting lion graved on his
Speaker 1: face with Colm rock Hard all right, second page, that
Speaker 1: would have been less embarrassing. I don't like my life.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna make fun of that. That's really sad.
Speaker 1: Actually no, it's actually not. It was really sacking. It
Speaker 1: was because at a certain point is just like, well,
Speaker 1: I'm not funny anymore.
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, it's at the one when he got the
Speaker 2: tattoo on his face. That's when I was like, Okay,
Speaker 2: he's he's saw ted. That's actually the episode of the
Speaker 2: I'm like, he's done. He's like, he's he's ta ta,
Speaker 2: he's flavored. He's gonna if if he does something so
Speaker 2: beyond that, then sure, I'm gonna be like, what, well done.
Speaker 2: I don't know what the fuck to say, because I'm like, bro,
Speaker 2: it's he's he's he's done.
Speaker 1: It hurt me watching that man, seeing him like actually
Speaker 1: have thatrum and they were just like so apathetic.
Speaker 2: Part of it was a little funny to me, I'll
Speaker 2: be honest, because I just seeing a grown man act
Speaker 2: like that sometimes a little funny to me.
Speaker 1: I want to laugh at it, you know, like I
Speaker 1: really want to.
Speaker 2: I can, because, like I know, a part of it
Speaker 2: was also performative. That's why it was kind of funny
Speaker 2: to me, knowing that, Like Kim Starry even said, oh,
Speaker 2: he was doing this stuff, threatening all this ship, but
Speaker 2: as soon as I said you're not coming on the show,
Speaker 2: you're a suicide risk or whatever, he calmed down. So
Speaker 2: I'm like, oh, he's fucking his performance. He's literally being
Speaker 2: a child, because that's what kids do, right, They'll do that,
Speaker 2: try to get their way. And then if you threaten
Speaker 2: like I'm gonna take all your fucking toys away, they'll
Speaker 2: they'll chill all right, they'll be like, oh, oh, all right,
Speaker 2: this is the second patrio I play.
Speaker 3: I never played my hand trump growing back an ear,
Speaker 3: oh trump growing back in elf ear sex to sex, but.
Speaker 2: Pants drop, open up my ass.
Speaker 3: It's real with your fat cock, hard top, like stainless deal.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's what I was like.
Speaker 2: I was kind of like, it doesn't it's not perfect,
Speaker 2: but I know there's something there. There's something there though.
Speaker 1: I still like it. Though, I still like it a lot.
Speaker 1: Oh dude.
Speaker 3: With the pray, it's like there's an obvious one that
Speaker 3: I think with.
Speaker 6: You pound me, your pound me, whatever you come, you
Speaker 6: pound me your pound.
Speaker 2: The phrase written is like perfectly primed for gay.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just a little game.
Speaker 2: Every one of their songs there's probably the gay windows
Speaker 2: connected to the US. I don't know where the line
Speaker 2: ends up the game that's Viva Levina. I don't I
Speaker 2: was talking about they don't get. I don't think they are,
Speaker 2: like it's very.
Speaker 1: Penis in my mouth, master baby, Kathleen my mast. It's
Speaker 1: the it's the the guy put his penis round and he's.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, that was when I was gay. That was
Speaker 2: when I there's something.
Speaker 1: That was when we gotta worka work play in the fray. Yeah,
Speaker 1: those are two obvious ones, cold gay and the game
Speaker 1: gold gay and the gay the gray.
Speaker 2: But like there's a parentheses on the cold gay and
Speaker 2: then gay just what it has to be.
Speaker 1: The there's not gay. You can't take away the gay.
Speaker 1: You're it's percent of the joke just out of the place. Man.
Speaker 1: It's the pity for boogie.
Speaker 2: But he sucks.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, Lily's asparagus binging, pissed dealer, smitchy the kids.
Speaker 1: Is there a band called the Gay We'll look it
Speaker 1: up right now, insane. If not, I'm literally gonna do it.
Speaker 2: I'm a gauge in the That's bad, that's awesome. The
Speaker 2: e m T forcibly administering estrogen to old men.
Speaker 1: Uh help me. It's like they have like GAYSTU power
Speaker 1: bottom prints.
Speaker 2: As to these people, they're not popular, but I hope
Speaker 2: they Riot is awesome.
Speaker 1: I hope they rockets. The most popular song Homo Riot.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, all right, help me, I'm stuck. In a
Speaker 1: well n word got a hard scope hit marker on
Speaker 1: trump My ex in twenty twenty. The only celebrities I
Speaker 1: knew she really liked were Crystalia and Cody co W.
Speaker 1: Did you see that's that that Chrystilia stand up thing? No,
Speaker 1: what happened?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's just it's I don't even it's
Speaker 2: not even what happened. It's just he's doing like a thing.
Speaker 3: He's doing a show, and it's like one of those
Speaker 3: like clips that they put out on on social media
Speaker 3: farm engagement.
Speaker 2: But it's like, it's one of the worst bits I
Speaker 2: think of it.
Speaker 3: Like the idea that this was a highlight of his
Speaker 3: show that he chose to highlight and put out is insane,
Speaker 3: just because he's just talking about how like, oh, I
Speaker 3: hate ho these crowd work comedians as they always go
Speaker 3: up and they go, what's your name, Terrence?
Speaker 1: Whoa? Where are you from?
Speaker 2: Terrence?
Speaker 3: Well you're from a place whoa? And it goes on
Speaker 3: for five fucking minutes. Five minutes, Well, I might be exact.
Speaker 3: It feels like five feels like that, but like it's
Speaker 3: definitely longer than it should. It's like at least three
Speaker 3: minutes like yeah, minimum, oh that should have been like
Speaker 3: twenty seconds. It is genuinely one of the most horrendous things.
Speaker 3: And he laughs in the middle of it too, like
Speaker 3: throughout it he like just to remind people to laugh,
Speaker 3: which is always great.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I saw his special that he did, however long ago,
Speaker 2: and I was like, I don't get him. He's not
Speaker 2: funny at alltimate.
Speaker 1: I only the only thing he's never been funny.
Speaker 2: I've only liked his eminem impression that yeah, the Eminem
Speaker 2: person was funny.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but that's like really like even and this is
Speaker 3: like genuinely before it always bothers me. People are like, oh,
Speaker 3: you only I don't like this person because you know,
Speaker 3: or you don't like what they do because you don't
Speaker 3: like the person. It's like, no, this has nothing to
Speaker 3: do with him like being a creep. Yeah, Like it's
Speaker 3: just not funny. It's like Elon too. It's like I
Speaker 3: don't like Tesla's because I don't like driving them. It's
Speaker 3: not because Elon sucks. That's also true, but like, I mean,
Speaker 3: they're completely separate. I didn't like to Actually, I stopped
Speaker 3: liking Tesla's really even before Elon lost his mind because
Speaker 3: I remember driving in them and just being like this, I.
Speaker 2: Just don't like how minimalists they are. I was just like,
Speaker 2: this seems like a there's nothing in here that hated
Speaker 2: the hands and I like, fucking screen, the handle stupid,
Speaker 2: it's stupid pressing to I didn't even know to the
Speaker 2: first time I got uber yeah, and I was like,
Speaker 2: we try to be cute for I was like, what
Speaker 2: are you being cute for with the handles?
Speaker 1: Shut up? I didn't. I literally didn't know what to do.
Speaker 2: I was like, uh, and then like, oh, you gotta
Speaker 2: push it. I'm like that's gay. Why that's gay? Like
Speaker 2: we've had like there's nothing wrong with handles, Like they
Speaker 2: work fine anyway. Yeah, fucking windows, man, you know right
Speaker 2: click and they have this fucking gay shortcut and then
Speaker 2: you have to you have to like press like more
Speaker 2: options to get the regular right click.
Speaker 1: Or you know what. I just found out. I feel stupid.
Speaker 2: If you hold shift and press right click, it brings
Speaker 2: up the regular one, the old school one that has
Speaker 2: all the options. I just found that out, and I'm like,
Speaker 2: I feel like a fucking way if you what So
Speaker 2: if you press shift and press right click, it'll bring
Speaker 2: up the old one, the one that I need because
Speaker 2: sometimes I need to read. Yeah, it's one thousand percent.
Speaker 2: I just found this out. I'm talking about literally probably
Speaker 2: two days ago.
Speaker 1: This was like this week. I found this out. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because I was like, so, do regular right click it
Speaker 1: does that gay thing? Now? Shift in it?
Speaker 2: Now?
Speaker 1: I do shift in it? No hold shift and then
Speaker 1: it'll and then you press right click and it'll bring
Speaker 1: up like, yeah, the normal menu. Yes, so instead of
Speaker 1: that short click where it's like that shortcut and it's like, oh,
Speaker 1: show more window, And I'm like, what the hell?
Speaker 2: I was like, why don't I would have been nice
Speaker 2: if I've known that for a long time, because sometimes
Speaker 2: I need to there's certain things I need to do
Speaker 2: and I don't see the need to click twice.
Speaker 1: We're like, why do I need to show more options?
Speaker 1: Show me all the options? There's no reason to not
Speaker 1: show me all the options. It's not like it's like
Speaker 1: a drop down that's this big or something.
Speaker 2: It's just a little bit bigger. So what's the I literally,
Speaker 2: you know, that just reminds you of oh, okay.
Speaker 1: There, but I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Actually he looks like he has a brain freeze, you know,
Speaker 2: easy to be able to get brain freeze. Okay, snap out.
Speaker 1: Of it.
Speaker 2: Actually explodes, I'd be really upset.
Speaker 1: I'm wearing a white tea, of course, God damn it,
Speaker 1: That's the only reason I'd be upset.
Speaker 3: Anyway, she piped, get on my Pippo coming in the
Speaker 3: name of did did I spy really bail shad Man
Speaker 3: out of jail?
Speaker 2: I don't think so. I don't know that's real.
Speaker 1: But no way, I'm hanging out with a couple of
Speaker 1: gooners information from.
Speaker 2: I don't got no idea that people be fucking wait
Speaker 2: what did what did this person watch? Send me the
Speaker 2: link like gooner? Fucking A commentator person was like, well, currently,
Speaker 2: well currently.
Speaker 1: I want I want to watch it because I insisting
Speaker 1: that Brian is a stand up guy, trill Nye the
Speaker 1: south Side guy Alfred versus twelve horny muscular black men.
Speaker 2: No consent.
Speaker 3: I fall asleep to N word compilations. I show speed
Speaker 3: joined the ira A Kanye jumping in the Drake Kendrick beef.
Speaker 3: Like someone asked, was was the funniest part of it? Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't even remember.
Speaker 1: It was so stupid, did he? Yeah, I don't remember
Speaker 1: that at all, and you and I don't think he
Speaker 1: was mentioned at all because I thought it was weird
Speaker 1: when like Rick Ross came, but Rick Ross was actually mentioned,
Speaker 1: so I was like, okay, never mind. It was really
Speaker 1: cringe because Kanye know, neither of them give a fuck
Speaker 1: about Kanye's Kany is not relevant anymore. And Conye was like,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna jump in and say song because that's hot
Speaker 1: because he's a narcissist. So he's like, I'm gonna make
Speaker 1: this jay fair.
Speaker 2: I was gonna, I just I kind of missed it.
Speaker 2: I was gonna make a whole thing and hopefully I
Speaker 2: was gonna try to make it go viral, to make
Speaker 2: the whole reason they're beefing is because they're like jealous
Speaker 2: ex lovers like Kendrick and in them and I actually
Speaker 2: I filmed a gay scene of them having sex, and
Speaker 2: that was gonna be the whole thing. I was gonna
Speaker 2: release a dish track and try to convince people that
Speaker 2: it was real because I was gonna, but I was like,
Speaker 2: I didn't.
Speaker 1: I wasn't fast enough. I was like, damn, I already
Speaker 1: passed whatever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that thing was moving at a break nex pace. Yeah, really,
Speaker 2: that's Kendrick. Kendrick fucking was just putting out too much ship.
Speaker 2: But he was too he was too calculated.
Speaker 1: Like I'm maneuver Drake by way too much to the
Speaker 1: point where I love the last track.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, this is a great exercise. I'm like,
Speaker 2: what do you mean you got slaughtered? Why would you
Speaker 2: say that?
Speaker 1: That's like imagine sparring with somebody and you've literally broken
Speaker 1: your jaw.
Speaker 2: You're like, oh, man, I was good. We really got
Speaker 2: a good one in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, really, really really, you know, we both took some licks,
Speaker 1: but uh, I'm good and your fucking jaws.
Speaker 3: Hanging off transform Grambling Craig the Canadian to quote Colin,
Speaker 3: I'm sad and gay, see boy Shawne D. Sweeney Bee
Speaker 3: like z z z z z uh salacious swing and
Speaker 3: the Siamese Man bum comer uh three x O and
Speaker 3: the archaic plug. His sister showed him who sneezed so
Speaker 3: hard his I fell out real. Oh yeah, pugs are
Speaker 3: fucking broken, man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's unfortunate, Jake.
Speaker 2: You know, I wonder if that uh Ilts is a fat,
Speaker 2: stupid retard.
Speaker 3: I'm probably somebody's friend, that's him. He's like I'm Jacob.
Speaker 3: Oh nay more ruling, I don't know how to pronounce
Speaker 3: that name.
Speaker 1: No more what you I e I l t s.
Speaker 1: I don't even see what you're looking at this e
Speaker 1: I l t s.
Speaker 2: I don't either, elder Yeah, elks i elt I I
Speaker 2: sound like animal crossing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. You do
Speaker 2: that pretty well.
Speaker 1: Do you think they sound they're getting assaulted? It?
Speaker 2: Actually it was either that or Banjo Kazo said like
Speaker 2: one of those Oh yeah, they do the weird ship too, right, yeah.
Speaker 1: Nay more.
Speaker 3: Many more rolling up SpongeBob and using him as a
Speaker 3: fleshlight and dumb in what's left of the chum buckets spoken, stroking,
Speaker 3: joking emoticons going like this drip and h Lord of
Speaker 3: Homer strip the j D and j D van stands
Speaker 3: for Jerkin's deep penis.
Speaker 2: That was so fucking dumb.
Speaker 1: Jerking deep penis steel kfr. But did you know the
Speaker 1: men I blow uh make ass become wide and the
Speaker 1: gerbil inside can be seen?
Speaker 2: Obi want to blow me Kremlin de gremlin.
Speaker 1: Gay Belle, I can pat you're from a dick and a.
Speaker 3: Dig and that rotten old Jimmy dick evil sween says,
Speaker 3: I love the gay swen. Please make a D n
Speaker 3: D series or something. There's only one queer left.
Speaker 2: There's only one queer lift what.
Speaker 3: Oh cute blow It's just a blowfish emoji somehow.
Speaker 2: Buffer fish poopy poopy fish poisoned, bitch poison bit. Yeah
Speaker 2: the poisonous, aren't they. Yeah, that's why I people that
Speaker 2: are like, oh, I'll take the fucking blowfish at the
Speaker 2: when they go to the sushi place, I'm like, why
Speaker 2: do you trust people you don't? Why do you trust
Speaker 2: Paco to cut that ship properly and make sure you
Speaker 2: don't get poisoned? At this point whatever, I just think
Speaker 2: it's to like, what, why gamble for Dinah? There's just
Speaker 2: unless I have to plan, I gamble on.
Speaker 1: A stupid It's fun to die. Don't eat a fish
Speaker 1: and die, you know, like fucking something. You know it's
Speaker 1: not that good.
Speaker 2: I don't know. You know it's fine, you know there's
Speaker 2: no way that like it's worth.
Speaker 3: Like you taste it ring and ship. I thought that
Speaker 3: way about Duck until I had it.
Speaker 2: You know, it's fantastic, but like it's still not worth.
Speaker 1: How often do you have duck? Uh?
Speaker 3: I rest my case I don't have it often, but
Speaker 3: it's usually because it's so expensive.
Speaker 2: Case it's expensive, it's kind of a bitch. But when
Speaker 2: I first had Duck, I couldn't believe you're crying hard.
Speaker 2: I cried and I can't.
Speaker 3: I shot myself in my chair to the point where
Speaker 3: I was shitting like a foot higher.
Speaker 1: Your friend's house or yourself by.
Speaker 3: So recently I saw that video the guy fighting in
Speaker 3: high school and he shipp himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that video. Fucking makes me laugh so hard.
Speaker 1: I love that video though, But he shot himself then
Speaker 1: he Yeah, he wanted to guys that, I think so,
Speaker 1: but he won because he was so he was covered
Speaker 1: in toxic damage.
Speaker 2: No one, no one wanted to go near him, so like, yeah,
Speaker 2: he won. I guess.
Speaker 1: It's like kiss dude, the how someone must smell if
Speaker 1: they just shat themselves.
Speaker 2: You gotta beat him before you get the whiff, you know,
Speaker 2: you gotta take him out before you.
Speaker 3: Hear that that security guard.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, because there's a moment. There was a moment
Speaker 2: before it gets into the into the ether, right before
Speaker 2: it like say, it's like like somebody farting, right, you
Speaker 2: don't smell it immediately takes takes a few seconds for
Speaker 2: it to start like, oh, that's something happened. Oh but yeah,
Speaker 2: so you just if you know they shut themselves, hurry
Speaker 2: up and just kill them and then and then back
Speaker 2: up before you catch any whif of it, you're done.
Speaker 1: You're done.
Speaker 2: I'm completely poisoned.
Speaker 3: If you touch me, if it's crazy wann to kill you, well,
Speaker 3: what's crazy about that is like if you ship yourself
Speaker 3: and then you're hitting the head and then die, in
Speaker 3: some sense, you've shot on your own dead body kind
Speaker 3: of you know, that's like your live self shitting on
Speaker 3: your dead self.
Speaker 2: That's pretty cool. But in the future, would you rather
Speaker 2: have Would you rather fight a man who shot their
Speaker 2: pants or a naked man.
Speaker 1: With a boner?
Speaker 2: A boner? And I think, wow, I don't know if
Speaker 2: I fight the naked.
Speaker 1: Man with a boner. I think there's because no problem
Speaker 1: grabbing someone's balls, like after you beat them while they're UNCONDI.
Speaker 3: Well, the thing for me is it like if it's
Speaker 3: it's un we all know it's unwilly to move around
Speaker 3: with that thing. You know, it's you can't exactly, You're
Speaker 3: not as nimble as you would otherwise be there's like
Speaker 3: some rigidity there. It's also like a just a glaring weakness.
Speaker 3: To me, ship is like somebody caked and ship.
Speaker 2: I don't know how to.
Speaker 3: I really don't know how to because I'm particularly like
Speaker 3: I don't want.
Speaker 1: Anything to do with that, you know, see the way
Speaker 1: that I feel that the person that's caked in shit
Speaker 1: is weak right, even their speaking, the their their buttle
Speaker 1: is so weak that they can't even control their ass.
Speaker 2: So I feel like they're just a weak person. I
Speaker 2: can probably knock them out in one hit and then
Speaker 2: be down with it. The guy that's charged up, he
Speaker 2: is he's ready to fight, but he's hard. That's terrifying
Speaker 2: to me, But he's you know, I would you just
Speaker 2: gotta push down?
Speaker 1: But would you be able to do it?
Speaker 2: Because, like, think about you being in the fight of
Speaker 2: your life. Do you think there's any chance of you
Speaker 2: getting erected while you're fighting? Probably not.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're fighting a really hot, like big boobied bitches
Speaker 1: of me.
Speaker 2: If you're fighting her and she's just naked for some
Speaker 2: reason to kill you, no, sorry, I guess the only
Speaker 2: way a fight. Oh, I'm sure this has happened many times.
Speaker 2: Dudes in the middle of slamming some chick and then
Speaker 2: the chick walks in. You're cheating, and then all of
Speaker 2: a sudden there's a fight breaking out. So the guy
Speaker 2: still has a.
Speaker 1: Boner, right, it'll go away in a little bit. There
Speaker 1: was there was accomplishment where a guy was had to
Speaker 1: pin a girl and he had a boner after after
Speaker 1: you Oh I saw that.
Speaker 2: Yeah it was. It was the black dude in that
Speaker 2: fucking little white chick and then they had their little
Speaker 2: thing and they shook hands and you can see his
Speaker 2: hard dick.
Speaker 1: Dude.
Speaker 3: Man, it's amazing thousands of years of evolution informing that.
Speaker 1: What do you say? You like?
Speaker 2: That's what I was like, I feel like the single
Speaker 2: it is kind of outdated, you know, like, what are
Speaker 2: you doing? I'm like, Bro's, can I wear sweats or something,
Speaker 2: or at least can I put on the because I
Speaker 2: just like it's too exposing. That was actually, I'm be honest,
Speaker 2: that was a singular reason I didn't join the wrestling team.
Speaker 2: I was like, I hate that gay well not enough.
Speaker 3: I didn't like I didn't like wearing like uh shorts
Speaker 3: and gym specifically for that, I always wore sweatpants because
Speaker 3: I'm just like, look, man, I don't know a short guy. No, No,
Speaker 3: I don't because I'm like, I don't.
Speaker 2: I feel like it's easy. Shorts are difficult to hide.
Speaker 3: Oh that's going on, you know, and I don't know,
Speaker 3: like what's like this thing goes wakes up for no reasons,
Speaker 3: and I don't want to be in this situation that
Speaker 3: has definitely happened with. So I stuck with sweatpants where
Speaker 3: I could at least like have my hand in my
Speaker 3: pocket and like, yeah, yeah, just jack.
Speaker 2: Quick, jacket, jacket.
Speaker 1: Let me hurry up, and like just rolling out in
Speaker 1: a mile and you're fucking beating your dick. That's respectable.
Speaker 1: If you can do that people, people that are doing
Speaker 1: strenuous stuff and if they can get off, I like,
Speaker 1: respect it.
Speaker 2: It's gonna like the naked guy attacking you. I'm like,
Speaker 2: if this motherfucker is hardest ship while he's throwing blows,
Speaker 2: I'm kind of I'm overwhelmed because I'm like, how do
Speaker 2: you guys are locked in? You're like ready to just
Speaker 2: tear that ship off. I'm like I get that, but me,
Speaker 2: I feel like I'm more kind of almost impressed.
Speaker 1: Are you doing it?
Speaker 2: Are you on all the sea alis?
Speaker 1: If anybody, if anybody can jerk off successfully doing anything
Speaker 1: that isn't lying down, I'm impressed people who beat off.
Speaker 1: I'm definitely walk a walk and beat my dig before it.
Speaker 1: But like that is cool? Him?
Speaker 2: What do you mean definitely done that before?
Speaker 1: Where do you do you? What do you like to
Speaker 1: keep it awake or something like? No, Like, I'm definitely
Speaker 1: like you took a stroll around the block? Man, I
Speaker 1: don't know if I want to reveal that.
Speaker 2: I think you probably shouldn't criminal. No, if no one's around,
Speaker 2: I swear that doesn't make it not criminal. Actually wings
Speaker 2: it does.
Speaker 3: If a tree falls in the forest but no one
Speaker 3: hears it masturbate, does it make it sound.
Speaker 1: I definitely like took a stroll and masturbated one time.
Speaker 2: That's crazy.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? I don't know that in the
Speaker 1: woods around the block where don't you know where I
Speaker 1: used to live? Right? Yeah, you don't live in a
Speaker 1: secluded enough place for you to just do No, No,
Speaker 1: I saw him and he doesn't know he lived in
Speaker 1: a summer townhouse. No no, no, no, no. The stretch
Speaker 1: getting toward there, that long stretches in between that road
Speaker 1: that everybody took. You're not not at twelve pm when
Speaker 1: I'm getting off of work, twelve pm, it's after am am,
Speaker 1: when it's dark, there was no one around.
Speaker 2: I swear I would have known you after boulevard. Don't
Speaker 2: say that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't say that, you idiot. You don't live there anymore?
Speaker 1: It is fine, Yeah you got no, yes, I do.
Speaker 1: Don't say that. Do you really you don't live there?
Speaker 1: What do you mean? You don't live there anymore?
Speaker 2: Where does my family live? They live there?
Speaker 1: Still? Yes? What home?
Speaker 2: No one's gonna know. No, exit that out, that's fine?
Speaker 1: Please?
Speaker 2: Was it two hours forty minutes in? What's to forty please?
Speaker 1: No one knows? Yes? And the dead of night where
Speaker 1: there was no one coming. I was like, well, you
Speaker 1: know what, I had a tough day at work.
Speaker 3: That is sooking. There's definitely cars that go through there
Speaker 3: at that.
Speaker 2: Not at that time. I swear I've done that. Crazy
Speaker 2: walked and then you fucking you busted while you were
Speaker 2: walking or did you stop stop.
Speaker 1: Stop, got a yank or they got a yank and
Speaker 1: then didn't one of my my business? That is that
Speaker 1: is so amazing. I've never even i can't get fathom that.
Speaker 1: I get I have it plugged my mind.
Speaker 3: It Plus the people do that in a chair sitting
Speaker 3: up Why because it's just like that's so because for me,
Speaker 3: when I'm sitting.
Speaker 2: In a chair, I'm working like and I just I
Speaker 2: can't get out of that mind. I have to I
Speaker 2: have to be laying down. I can't. I can't be
Speaker 2: sitting in the laying down thing because to me, why
Speaker 2: I don't even like that position is because gravity, the
Speaker 2: blood rush is the best when you're not laying upwards.
Speaker 2: It's like you you'll get you can get the best erections.
Speaker 1: In not I not I'm not erection maxing, So I
Speaker 1: don't know.
Speaker 2: I always to me if I'm not erection maxing it
Speaker 2: literally the payoff is always like not nearly as good.
Speaker 2: I hope Sheppard comes back a massive and is a womanizer,
Speaker 2: imagine busting like Wag. It's probably gonna be the best.
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Speaker 3: considering learning guitar, and then I saw John john gom
Speaker 3: perform Passion Flower, So I think I'll just kill myself
Speaker 3: and sucked dick.
Speaker 1: Yeah you should.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he swamps over his body after he shot his
Speaker 2: head and then he just you know, his dick just
Speaker 2: and pales his.
Speaker 1: Mouth, all right, digging. Yeah, yeah, there we go, allright,
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Speaker 2: I want to take that penis rough, eat her pussy
Speaker 2: while my ass is stuffed, cream my bussy while I
Speaker 2: stretch her wide because I'm bye bye bye. All right,
Speaker 2: all right, right, I really hate how much your fucking
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Speaker 2: I was almost out last night. Second Church of Keep
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Speaker 2: squirted on my mother's ashes.
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Speaker 2: your cock get uh, when your cock gets lubed up,
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Speaker 2: being drawn and corded.
Speaker 1: Corded.
Speaker 2: I think he meant quartered because he says corded, so
Speaker 2: it's like, yeah, he's being drawn, and then somebody takes
Speaker 2: him out on the on a date while he's being
Speaker 2: stretched like crazy.
Speaker 1: I like that a lot.
Speaker 2: Suhul tickle my ass Hairs. Niggy Jizzy formally known as
Speaker 2: Nikky Ziggy. I appreciate that she did that. Niggy Jizzy
Speaker 2: is like, that's where it's at and uh okay, the
Speaker 2: light didn't follow me. We're good, all right, sorry Miss Jackson.
Speaker 2: Badly Brave Duck cunt etherean Brgerian punter, Nephrom malfous One.
Speaker 2: I busted my hands against last wait. I busted my
Speaker 2: hands against oh again, God damn it. I busted my
Speaker 2: hands again last week. But the doctor disc was too
Speaker 2: tempting and rounding out the list. Finally we're done. The
Speaker 2: King of Haphazard with the the you know, the gift Avatar, which.
Speaker 1: Is pretty I can't believe he's donated his entire life savings. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you look at the picture a little look. It's crazy.
Speaker 2: Are you showing me? Shut that thing? Don't you show
Speaker 2: me that it's so cute? Are you a fucking like
Speaker 2: a fucking twenty year old white girl?
Speaker 1: What are you gay? You don't like puppies.
Speaker 2: I just don't watch puppy and cat videos.
Speaker 1: I do sometimes I really want a puppy. That's why you.
Speaker 2: Should buy one.
Speaker 1: I should. I don't trust you.
Speaker 2: She purchased a puppy. I don't trust you to take
Speaker 2: care of him. Yeah, there's no shot.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can take care of a fucking once upon
Speaker 1: a time, I would agree with you. Not anymore.
Speaker 2: Take care of yourself.
Speaker 1: That you don't even have any clothes on.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, audio listeners haven't been aware of this. But
Speaker 2: like he's been naked this entire time.
Speaker 1: My cock has been fucking hitting the table of the
Speaker 1: whole time. Yeah exactly.
Speaker 2: I was like, I know, I've been wanting to say
Speaker 2: something which is a little awkward, and I finally just
Speaker 2: came out with it. I was like, I can't take
Speaker 2: it anymore, dude, I'm tired of your penis moving the
Speaker 2: fucking table.
Speaker 1: I really really want a puppy. I'll just decide, I
Speaker 1: really really want a dog so bad. I don't trust you.