WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:15.480 Hey, look mean, Actually I would be like, I don't 2 00:00:15.480 --> 00:00:17.280 want salt in my cookie. But I'm like, oh yeah, 3 00:00:17.280 --> 00:00:18.120 I know, you know you do. 4 00:00:18.519 --> 00:00:20.600 It's this is it makes it really. 5 00:00:20.559 --> 00:00:22.440 They're making a little bit of salt things is really 6 00:00:22.480 --> 00:00:23.039 good for it. Man? 7 00:00:24.359 --> 00:00:25.960 Is it a chip a hoy or is it a 8 00:00:27.359 --> 00:00:29.000 what is a singular chips ahoy? 9 00:00:29.359 --> 00:00:31.039 Is one chips ahoy cookie? 10 00:00:31.359 --> 00:00:32.880 I mean, but is it a chip a hoy? 11 00:00:33.200 --> 00:00:36.479 It's called one chips ahoy cookie. That is how you 12 00:00:36.479 --> 00:00:37.159 refer to it. 13 00:00:37.359 --> 00:00:37.960 Are you sure? 14 00:00:38.280 --> 00:00:38.520 Yes? 15 00:00:39.560 --> 00:00:40.799 So can I have a chips ahoy? 16 00:00:41.359 --> 00:00:46.560 Can I have it to cookie? Yeah? Anyway, that's how 17 00:00:46.600 --> 00:00:47.079 you say it. 18 00:00:47.119 --> 00:00:48.560 Oh, I would say, hey, can I have a cookie? 19 00:00:48.600 --> 00:00:51.320 That's all. It's sad. But if but if they're like 20 00:00:51.359 --> 00:00:53.600 if we're if we're if there's multiple. 21 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:55.399 Cookies, if we're in English class, right, and they're like, 22 00:00:55.399 --> 00:00:58.159 all right, right, this grammatically correct and in the rest 23 00:00:58.159 --> 00:01:01.960 possible way, you're like, hey, Billy gave Derek one chips 24 00:01:01.960 --> 00:01:04.599 ahoy cookie? He said, Billy gave Derek a cookie. 25 00:01:05.159 --> 00:01:07.200 I feel like it's chip a hoy for some reason, 26 00:01:07.239 --> 00:01:08.799 it's not. I feel like, can I have a chip 27 00:01:08.799 --> 00:01:09.120 a hoy? 28 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:13.840 Because chips is the brand I understand, so it would 29 00:01:13.879 --> 00:01:17.359 it become chip Why not? Can I have one of 30 00:01:17.439 --> 00:01:20.000 chips cookies? Well? 31 00:01:20.359 --> 00:01:26.719 Right, what would you call many several chip a hoy cookies? 32 00:01:27.799 --> 00:01:29.079 Are they chips a hoys? 33 00:01:30.879 --> 00:01:35.879 I think it's like singular like the boy cookies, Like, yeah, welcome, 34 00:01:35.920 --> 00:01:37.239 give me all your chip hoy cookie. 35 00:01:37.599 --> 00:01:40.120 Welcome to the stark Tank podcast Patreon dot com slash 36 00:01:40.120 --> 00:01:41.280 the snark Tank to support us. 37 00:01:41.519 --> 00:01:43.840 Go over there. If you don't say it with me, 38 00:01:44.840 --> 00:01:46.519 will kill you. 39 00:01:47.480 --> 00:01:51.079 Uh so uh he never he never wants to join 40 00:01:51.120 --> 00:01:52.519 in murder. 41 00:01:54.519 --> 00:02:01.319 Muy so. Right now we were laughing at the fact 42 00:02:01.319 --> 00:02:04.599 that I'm here eating grapes. Yeah, I mean grapes. It 43 00:02:04.680 --> 00:02:06.359 is kind because I don't love my life anymore. I 44 00:02:06.400 --> 00:02:08.520 don't want to. I don't love myself anymore. And now 45 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:12.199 Derek is there inhaling and whiffing on a delectable chips 46 00:02:12.240 --> 00:02:14.520 Hoy cookie. This is my breakfast. It's one chip a Hoy. 47 00:02:14.520 --> 00:02:17.400 How up is that it's a chip a hoy? Okay, 48 00:02:17.439 --> 00:02:18.080 it's your breakfast. 49 00:02:18.479 --> 00:02:20.400 Yeah, because I I woke up a meeting, I'm like, 50 00:02:20.439 --> 00:02:23.759 what's happening? Oh, I gotta be a podcast. You know 51 00:02:23.759 --> 00:02:27.560 what my breakfast was? That individual gray. That gray. Yeah, 52 00:02:27.560 --> 00:02:29.360 at least at least I pounded some water. I was like, 53 00:02:30.039 --> 00:02:30.479 get some water. 54 00:02:30.479 --> 00:02:32.479 Literally, got a really gross breakfast burriedo from like a 55 00:02:32.599 --> 00:02:35.120 fucking organic place. This is ship and I got great. 56 00:02:35.120 --> 00:02:37.599 I never want to hear the words and organic. I 57 00:02:37.680 --> 00:02:39.800 never want to hear those two words together. What does 58 00:02:39.840 --> 00:02:43.319 that mean organic burrito at all? 59 00:02:44.199 --> 00:02:46.520 I'm not really enjoying life. It's like grassing it or something. 60 00:02:46.879 --> 00:02:47.680 Rather be molested. 61 00:02:47.719 --> 00:02:49.639 I think I think I think, I think you think that, 62 00:02:49.680 --> 00:02:52.560 but you know, I think I'm actually pretty sure about that. Yeah, 63 00:02:52.879 --> 00:02:56.039 there's not like sexual molestation, just simple bothering. 64 00:02:55.840 --> 00:02:59.520 Like an actual yeah, like sip, I mean it for real. 65 00:03:00.039 --> 00:03:00.479 That's cool. 66 00:03:01.000 --> 00:03:04.840 So so someone putting their hands down the back of 67 00:03:04.840 --> 00:03:07.639 their pants and they're actually playing with you. I'm asleep, 68 00:03:08.719 --> 00:03:10.439 Oh yeah, doesn't count. 69 00:03:10.439 --> 00:03:10.840 Wake me up. 70 00:03:10.840 --> 00:03:12.439 It'll wake me up, it'll wake you up. They're not 71 00:03:12.479 --> 00:03:13.360 like a light sleeper. 72 00:03:14.919 --> 00:03:17.759 When Molesto wins. 73 00:03:17.120 --> 00:03:22.039 Molesto, I mean molesto. I love Likeanish rules. 74 00:03:22.080 --> 00:03:24.280 Man, it is a very funny language. 75 00:03:24.639 --> 00:03:27.520 So it's yeah, it's me when you when you really 76 00:03:27.560 --> 00:03:30.199 when you realize how simple words are and how like, 77 00:03:30.520 --> 00:03:33.319 oh that's what that means? Because I was. I was 78 00:03:33.360 --> 00:03:34.919 at a zoos one time and some dad was like, 79 00:03:34.919 --> 00:03:37.560 I look at the animal keeper molesting the kuala and 80 00:03:37.599 --> 00:03:40.039 I was like, excuse me, that's what it means. Like 81 00:03:40.199 --> 00:03:42.479 my brain was like gonna go crazy, and I was like, oh, 82 00:03:42.560 --> 00:03:46.599 it means bother, right, yeah, not not to West Americans. 83 00:03:46.639 --> 00:03:50.919 That's that's why it's great Molesto because. 84 00:03:50.680 --> 00:03:52.439 Then there's that phrase hot and bothered, and then it 85 00:03:52.479 --> 00:03:53.719 would it would be hot and molesto. 86 00:03:53.879 --> 00:03:56.240 Yeah, molest. 87 00:04:00.240 --> 00:04:03.120 It's such a fun language. 88 00:04:03.240 --> 00:04:04.960 The music fascinating. 89 00:04:04.960 --> 00:04:06.280 I think we talked about this in the podcast where 90 00:04:06.280 --> 00:04:08.039 I'm not sure but I love I love Spanish music 91 00:04:08.039 --> 00:04:10.919 because it's all written, like all of the lyrics are stupid, 92 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:14.360 Like it's all dumb. Like there's very little that I've 93 00:04:14.360 --> 00:04:17.199 heard anyway Spanish music that's really about anything serious. 94 00:04:17.319 --> 00:04:20.519 It's it's not dumb, but the way sentence structure and 95 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:23.680 Spanish is and the way englis Spanish is languages doesn't 96 00:04:23.720 --> 00:04:24.199 it doesn't. 97 00:04:24.240 --> 00:04:26.160 They don't check out exactly. They're close. 98 00:04:26.319 --> 00:04:26.399 Well. 99 00:04:26.399 --> 00:04:28.160 I think it's because everything rhymes with each other, so 100 00:04:28.199 --> 00:04:30.240 it's like there's no real reason to be clever with 101 00:04:30.279 --> 00:04:31.240 how you write about things. 102 00:04:31.959 --> 00:04:35.279 I think there's there's good songs. Yeah, there's a lot 103 00:04:35.279 --> 00:04:37.360 of good Spanish songs. Now that i'm like a better 104 00:04:37.360 --> 00:04:38.800 Spanish speaker, I think there's a lot of good. 105 00:04:38.720 --> 00:04:41.160 Spanish song yeah, but there's also like there's also. 106 00:04:40.959 --> 00:04:44.199 Really stupid ones, like popular reggaeton music. Like, let's be real, 107 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:50.040 I love reggaeton music. It's fun music. It's often that's 108 00:04:50.079 --> 00:04:53.439 it's never gonna win an award for like being great music. 109 00:04:53.519 --> 00:04:56.279 It's because it's it's just you know, it's party music, 110 00:04:56.319 --> 00:04:58.879 which is fun. That's fine, it's fine whatever it is. 111 00:04:59.079 --> 00:05:01.000 But then it's like, there's like about that music that's 112 00:05:01.000 --> 00:05:04.439 like actually good music. There's my day that's good. You 113 00:05:04.560 --> 00:05:06.439 just have to listen to you gotta like listen to it. 114 00:05:06.439 --> 00:05:09.480 You don't believe a word you're saying, Yeah, I don't 115 00:05:09.480 --> 00:05:10.120 believe it works. 116 00:05:10.360 --> 00:05:11.959 I think some of it's good. The fact that I 117 00:05:12.040 --> 00:05:13.959 understand some of it now, I'd send most of it 118 00:05:14.000 --> 00:05:17.959 now is better. So it's like, but there's also Mexican people. 119 00:05:18.000 --> 00:05:19.839 You know, Mexican people are just worse by creed to 120 00:05:19.879 --> 00:05:23.279 than being Mexican. Right, Well, I guess on that note, hmmm, 121 00:05:24.120 --> 00:05:26.360 what is the talk about that's gonna marry a Mexican person. 122 00:05:27.079 --> 00:05:29.639 We got a lot of we got so the other 123 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:32.639 week we had the Satanic Panic, which was pretty cool. 124 00:05:32.920 --> 00:05:33.519 Yeah back again. 125 00:05:33.600 --> 00:05:36.279 Oh yeah for the Olympics because Good Good I think 126 00:05:36.680 --> 00:05:38.360 played the Olympics. 127 00:05:38.439 --> 00:05:40.240 Yeah, and they're a metal band, obvious, a metal band 128 00:05:40.240 --> 00:05:41.959 from France, so of course they've invited. 129 00:05:42.839 --> 00:05:45.959 But like that's a t well, no, the Satanic and 130 00:05:46.199 --> 00:05:48.560 no they're not stop it. Of course they're okay. I 131 00:05:48.639 --> 00:05:51.839 was like, of course they're not, because they that band. 132 00:05:51.879 --> 00:05:55.680 They're a band playing at a huge stage where millions 133 00:05:55.720 --> 00:05:56.319 of people watching. It. 134 00:05:56.360 --> 00:05:59.439 Also extremely popular front group. It's very cool that that 135 00:05:59.560 --> 00:06:01.480 happened because we've been saying for a long time the 136 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:04.560 super Bowl rights the biggest event in America, so one 137 00:06:04.600 --> 00:06:07.560 of the most popular bands. Why not maybe have Metallica. 138 00:06:07.600 --> 00:06:10.519 I think people people that like football like rock and 139 00:06:10.600 --> 00:06:13.319 metal a lot, and they'll be like, oh, let's have 140 00:06:14.079 --> 00:06:16.319 fucking who's the ones that did yellow? 141 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:18.240 It goes all yellow? 142 00:06:18.319 --> 00:06:21.959 I can't remember their name, right, Ringo Star, Yeah, the 143 00:06:21.959 --> 00:06:27.800 the guy that's trying to be like Star Ships just 144 00:06:27.920 --> 00:06:35.879 shine and fall. I don't know who that is, would please, 145 00:06:37.519 --> 00:06:38.519 I don't know who this is. 146 00:06:39.040 --> 00:06:42.639 I don't know if I met I never met the god. 147 00:06:44.199 --> 00:06:48.759 Oh I never met that. Do you roll? Cold Play? 148 00:06:50.439 --> 00:06:57.959 That's a wild impression stop now, but yeah, dude, their 149 00:06:58.000 --> 00:07:00.199 first album, it was just that guy was just one 150 00:07:00.199 --> 00:07:02.600 thousand percent British and then I think someone slapped him. 151 00:07:02.600 --> 00:07:05.399 I think one of the producers like no, and then 152 00:07:05.439 --> 00:07:09.160 he just stopped singing anymore. Sing American right now, or 153 00:07:09.199 --> 00:07:10.639 else you won't get any fucking money. 154 00:07:10.639 --> 00:07:17.839 Cold bitch, cold, cold biting, cold bitch bo blitch bitch bl. 155 00:07:20.279 --> 00:07:22.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah, like that's the type they put the 156 00:07:23.000 --> 00:07:26.839 fucking uh the nobody wants to listen to Coldplay while 157 00:07:26.839 --> 00:07:29.879 they're fucking getting jacked for jacking off football players or whatever. 158 00:07:29.959 --> 00:07:32.800 Can you imagine getting hyped for to watch like a 159 00:07:33.839 --> 00:07:37.720 like a gladiator fight, but cold players playing exactly? 160 00:07:37.959 --> 00:07:39.240 It was yellow. 161 00:07:40.720 --> 00:07:42.240 It's weird to be that that's the song that you 162 00:07:42.319 --> 00:07:45.360 choose for Cold Players. I can't to me, I never 163 00:07:45.399 --> 00:07:46.519 heard that song straight up. 164 00:07:46.759 --> 00:07:49.879 That's their their debut song. Where He's on the beach 165 00:07:50.199 --> 00:07:52.360 may like a freak, it's. 166 00:07:52.360 --> 00:07:56.240 Ohs, but how many people show, how many people, how 167 00:07:56.240 --> 00:07:58.920 many bands? How many bands? Debut single? 168 00:07:59.000 --> 00:07:59.639 Do you Like? 169 00:08:00.360 --> 00:08:01.759 Is the most pop you know what I mean? That's 170 00:08:01.800 --> 00:08:03.680 not really popular. But I think about like I think 171 00:08:03.720 --> 00:08:07.680 about clocks a lot. I think which one's clocks is 172 00:08:07.680 --> 00:08:10.079 the piano one that goes no no no no. 173 00:08:11.720 --> 00:08:13.319 I think that's like their second album or something. 174 00:08:13.360 --> 00:08:14.959 Yeah, I could be wrong. I shouldn't even be talking. 175 00:08:15.120 --> 00:08:17.800 That's the cold Play, like Viva Levita or something that's 176 00:08:17.920 --> 00:08:22.839 the Who and coplay my brain like the Coldplay and 177 00:08:22.920 --> 00:08:25.839 the Frame makes my brain right now, I'm not knowing 178 00:08:25.839 --> 00:08:28.480 which one ends and which one starts. I'm kind of confused. 179 00:08:28.800 --> 00:08:33.320 The Fray British, the phrase they're they're they're from the Congu, 180 00:08:33.399 --> 00:08:34.000 I think. 181 00:08:35.919 --> 00:08:38.919 Like Native, Yeah, they're French Conganese. 182 00:08:43.120 --> 00:08:45.039 What was the that phrase song that was like, there's 183 00:08:45.080 --> 00:08:48.440 the song that's cold Play? 184 00:08:48.720 --> 00:08:51.320 Okay, that song. 185 00:08:51.600 --> 00:08:54.159 I associate them with us with Scrubs because there was 186 00:08:54.200 --> 00:08:57.559 a there was an episode where doctor Cox like accidentally 187 00:08:57.639 --> 00:09:00.080 kills a bunch of people to the frame. Yeah, a 188 00:09:00.120 --> 00:09:03.039 bunch of people. I think one person. A handful of 189 00:09:03.080 --> 00:09:06.320 people died because this one chick they thought she owed 190 00:09:06.360 --> 00:09:08.519 deed on drugs, but it turns out she had rabies, 191 00:09:08.919 --> 00:09:11.480 and so they gave bunch of people like Organs, this 192 00:09:11.519 --> 00:09:13.679 one guy that he loved he's like, who, how's your 193 00:09:13.679 --> 00:09:16.720 new kidney? Here's this, And then all those people seizur 194 00:09:16.720 --> 00:09:23.000 didn't die because they had fucking rabbit. I think it 195 00:09:23.039 --> 00:09:24.960 was like three people that died or something. And so 196 00:09:25.000 --> 00:09:27.519 they're playing the fray and it's like really sad and 197 00:09:27.600 --> 00:09:30.200 doctor Cox like like has a mental breakdown and walks 198 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:35.000 out of the fucking hospital and so did go wrong? 199 00:09:35.480 --> 00:09:41.279 I lost a friend and like sh and he starts 200 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:45.399 like stabbing people and ship and then he he fucking 201 00:09:45.399 --> 00:09:48.080 beats up a homeless guy outside of the hospital Sacred Heart. 202 00:09:51.000 --> 00:09:52.399 He curve stamps a homeless man. 203 00:09:52.440 --> 00:09:53.039 We gotta do it. 204 00:09:53.240 --> 00:09:56.360 How have we not done the gay? 205 00:09:57.879 --> 00:10:01.399 How have we not done that song? Yeah, we're okay. 206 00:10:02.120 --> 00:10:03.240 How to suck some pipe? 207 00:10:03.440 --> 00:10:04.279 We'll figure it out. 208 00:10:04.679 --> 00:10:06.279 How to suck some pipe? 209 00:10:09.679 --> 00:10:13.080 Yeah, that's that's good. Step one. Yeah, it writes it 210 00:10:13.480 --> 00:10:19.279 really really man, you did your. 211 00:10:19.360 --> 00:10:22.600 Lives and you do exactly like him. I made fun 212 00:10:22.639 --> 00:10:26.320 of them a lot growing up. Yeah, but I like them, 213 00:10:27.320 --> 00:10:28.879 like them a lot, like you. 214 00:10:28.919 --> 00:10:30.679 Know any other you know any other? That's the only 215 00:10:30.720 --> 00:10:32.279 one I know. There's one other song I know. It's 216 00:10:32.279 --> 00:10:38.159 called You Found Me. Yeah, yeah, something something you fell. 217 00:10:38.759 --> 00:10:42.720 He was a little not even close. 218 00:10:43.679 --> 00:10:48.200 I know you you I'm not a singer. 219 00:10:48.240 --> 00:10:52.799 Guy's not even but that's not even almost got like bacho, man, 220 00:10:54.360 --> 00:11:04.120 you got kind of close. Now, man, this issening experience. 221 00:11:05.279 --> 00:11:10.440 I'm gonna have been turned down multiple decibels. But have fun, man, this, 222 00:11:10.519 --> 00:11:13.399 Yeah you are paying for the good money. Yeah yeah, 223 00:11:13.519 --> 00:11:15.240 So the fray, the gay, Yeah, it's good. 224 00:11:15.320 --> 00:11:19.639 The cold play cold gay cold oh man in a 225 00:11:19.639 --> 00:11:21.960 British way, that'd be great. I couldn't remember like why 226 00:11:21.960 --> 00:11:24.919 we were even talking about this. It's because of because 227 00:11:24.919 --> 00:11:25.559 the Olympics. 228 00:11:25.720 --> 00:11:28.799 The Olympics, so they had Gorgia there and they did 229 00:11:28.919 --> 00:11:33.120 a a Mary Antoinette thing was kind of cool. So 230 00:11:33.240 --> 00:11:36.759 that was already scared the people. And then they thought 231 00:11:36.919 --> 00:11:40.919 they were mocking the Last Supper. But you know, because 232 00:11:40.919 --> 00:11:43.399 you know how they like people that want to be victims. 233 00:11:43.440 --> 00:11:46.759 They put everything like oh, this is my thing, but 234 00:11:46.799 --> 00:11:49.600 like they were doing something that was completely separate. I 235 00:11:49.600 --> 00:11:52.480 forgot what it was, like a Greek feast or something. Yes, 236 00:11:52.600 --> 00:11:55.240 and so it wasn't the Last Supper at all, although 237 00:11:55.240 --> 00:11:57.639 even if it was the last Supper, like cool, I 238 00:11:57.879 --> 00:12:02.600 give two ships. But obviously the whole thing the Christian persecution, right, 239 00:12:02.600 --> 00:12:05.279 that's the whole thing. So they want to be victims. 240 00:12:05.279 --> 00:12:05.559 Whatever. 241 00:12:05.879 --> 00:12:07.679 It didn't work out for them, but for a minute 242 00:12:07.720 --> 00:12:10.279 they were freaking out. Ah, that was the cool scare 243 00:12:10.320 --> 00:12:12.159 I was. I was happy for them, happy for Guajerira 244 00:12:12.480 --> 00:12:14.679 to get like a bunch of recognition and to be 245 00:12:14.679 --> 00:12:16.559 considered satanic, because I feel like that's the bar you 246 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:19.840 clear a bar when you're considered evil to like the Christians. 247 00:12:19.919 --> 00:12:23.159 Yeah, it's it's like, uh, it's like like getting like 248 00:12:23.200 --> 00:12:25.039 weird al doing your song, you know what I mean. 249 00:12:25.080 --> 00:12:27.240 Yeah, yeah, not like that used to be like, oh, 250 00:12:27.240 --> 00:12:29.759 I'm in them. I'm a musician now right right now. 251 00:12:30.320 --> 00:12:32.279 It's like, if you're a metal band that causes like 252 00:12:32.279 --> 00:12:33.639 a satanic panic, you've made it. 253 00:12:33.840 --> 00:12:37.200 Yeah, you're in the opportunity. I want that. 254 00:12:37.279 --> 00:12:37.720 I want that. 255 00:12:37.759 --> 00:12:40.519 It's like it's like a ghost had that when they're 256 00:12:40.519 --> 00:12:43.039 because they're barely metal, I mean technically their metal, but 257 00:12:43.080 --> 00:12:45.320 they don't. It's a whole debate. But the way that 258 00:12:45.320 --> 00:12:47.200 they dress, right, they'll have these masks on and then 259 00:12:47.200 --> 00:12:49.879 the fucking singer will have some type of pulpe shit on. 260 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:52.360 He's been all these like Papa this the third or whatever. 261 00:12:52.759 --> 00:12:55.799 So they're all like, oh, and I didn't notice my 262 00:12:56.000 --> 00:12:57.799 crew neck that I have because the ghosts and their 263 00:12:57.799 --> 00:13:00.240 logo it has like upside I'm crossing it and in 264 00:13:00.279 --> 00:13:02.639 the tee and like I kind of didn't really even notice, 265 00:13:02.759 --> 00:13:07.080 oh no, getting like looks while I'm wearing my crew neck, 266 00:13:07.120 --> 00:13:09.120 and I'm like, oh yeah, they probably think that I'm 267 00:13:09.120 --> 00:13:11.840 evil or something cool. So it's it's cool. 268 00:13:12.080 --> 00:13:12.480 It's cool. 269 00:13:12.519 --> 00:13:15.440 And their music though, is like so lighthearted, so it's funny. 270 00:13:15.759 --> 00:13:17.320 Like they have a song that everyone says, this is 271 00:13:17.440 --> 00:13:20.440 fucking Scooby Doo music. They're like the Scooby Doo music. 272 00:13:20.440 --> 00:13:22.440 It's called Square Hammer, and they're like this is Scooby 273 00:13:22.480 --> 00:13:23.200 Like the hell is this? 274 00:13:23.600 --> 00:13:27.399 And like imagine those guys being like satanic zoints moment 275 00:13:27.399 --> 00:13:30.759 where everybody that's kind. 276 00:13:30.600 --> 00:13:31.919 Of blew my mind about this whole thing. 277 00:13:31.919 --> 00:13:33.120 It was just like when it because when I look 278 00:13:33.120 --> 00:13:36.120 at uh, when I look at like or when I 279 00:13:36.159 --> 00:13:38.039 heard some of the Gojir stuff, I was like, this 280 00:13:38.120 --> 00:13:41.639 sounds like like if they think this is satanic, that's 281 00:13:41.679 --> 00:13:45.399 pretty insane because even by like their standards, like this 282 00:13:45.440 --> 00:13:48.240 is pretty tame, Like like as far as like metal goes. 283 00:13:50.720 --> 00:13:53.000 They're not metal enough for me to know about them, 284 00:13:53.000 --> 00:13:55.919 and I've listened to them before. I know you, like 285 00:13:56.000 --> 00:13:58.039 I've heard God You're Off a bunch of times, and 286 00:13:58.039 --> 00:14:00.879 I'm like, they're not metal. They're I mean they are, 287 00:14:01.080 --> 00:14:03.039 They're like rock. They're like, well, they're metal. 288 00:14:03.159 --> 00:14:06.600 It's just it's just if that was considered satanic, it's 289 00:14:06.679 --> 00:14:09.799 just so not it's so compared to other metals that 290 00:14:09.960 --> 00:14:10.559 you could. 291 00:14:10.480 --> 00:14:13.360 Argue actually heavier, I guess, because I guess it is 292 00:14:13.440 --> 00:14:15.120 metal and heavy is not exactly the same. 293 00:14:15.240 --> 00:14:16.879 No, That's why, like I was saying, there's kind of 294 00:14:16.879 --> 00:14:20.559 a debate with the band ghost because Ghosts aren't heavy 295 00:14:20.600 --> 00:14:22.919 at all. They're actually i mean, if you're going to 296 00:14:22.960 --> 00:14:26.200 classify on anything, they're almost pop rock. Like they're almost 297 00:14:26.200 --> 00:14:29.039 like eighties pop rock. But like it's the theme, it's 298 00:14:29.039 --> 00:14:32.720 the vibe metal. I mean, if they were singing about 299 00:14:32.919 --> 00:14:36.080 like darker stuff, you would kind of you could make 300 00:14:36.120 --> 00:14:38.600 that argument. That's the thing where people want to say, oh, 301 00:14:38.639 --> 00:14:41.200 it's about heaviness, It's really about the vibe, because if 302 00:14:41.200 --> 00:14:44.399 you think about the oldest metal bands, they're not heavy 303 00:14:44.440 --> 00:14:47.360 by today's standards. That's true. Yeah, Like it's it's all 304 00:14:47.480 --> 00:14:53.200 like milk toasted. Metallica's like obviously metal, Like they're obviously 305 00:14:53.200 --> 00:14:56.240 they're thrash. What they would call it fast blah blah blah. 306 00:14:56.279 --> 00:14:58.600 But the whole thing is it's just really about the vibes. 307 00:14:58.639 --> 00:15:02.000 Like say, that's why, uh, when death metal came, their 308 00:15:02.039 --> 00:15:04.799 whole idea was, we want to make the music heavier 309 00:15:05.039 --> 00:15:07.799 and crazier, so the lyrics were the craziest. 310 00:15:07.960 --> 00:15:10.600 And I find it weird that the you know, a. 311 00:15:10.600 --> 00:15:13.200 Lot of the Christian people, they don't really focus on 312 00:15:13.679 --> 00:15:16.480 like death metal and black metal like you would think 313 00:15:16.519 --> 00:15:18.919 they would. They said, it's like Cojira is on the 314 00:15:19.000 --> 00:15:21.399 largest platform. Let's just attach our names to it, right, 315 00:15:21.799 --> 00:15:22.120 Let's just. 316 00:15:22.120 --> 00:15:23.799 Attack our black metal. 317 00:15:25.440 --> 00:15:30.679 Yeah, there's there's bands dedicated to you because I'm black metal. 318 00:15:32.279 --> 00:15:34.919 That'd be fucking great. I wish that's what black metal 319 00:15:34.960 --> 00:15:37.840 really was. It was just literally just black people doing 320 00:15:37.879 --> 00:15:40.759 metal that's like soul glow or something so glow. They're 321 00:15:40.799 --> 00:15:42.720 more like thrash kind of punk stuff. 322 00:15:42.759 --> 00:15:45.159 Hmmm. The idea of the idea of black metal would 323 00:15:45.200 --> 00:15:47.360 be so insane. I want that. I thought it would 324 00:15:47.360 --> 00:15:49.559 just turned into rap eventually and it would end up 325 00:15:49.960 --> 00:15:54.919 way too much wrap. That's disrespectful, like they just not 326 00:15:55.080 --> 00:15:55.440 we can't. 327 00:15:55.799 --> 00:15:57.559 We want it to be wrapped. 328 00:15:57.639 --> 00:15:58.399 We can't, we can't. 329 00:15:58.679 --> 00:16:01.960 You just naturally South Park, where a token knows how 330 00:16:01.960 --> 00:16:06.480 to play bass. 331 00:16:06.600 --> 00:16:07.960 When he starts playing and he's like, so does the 332 00:16:07.960 --> 00:16:10.120 points like god damn it. He's like, god damn it. 333 00:16:10.159 --> 00:16:10.519 You're right. 334 00:16:12.639 --> 00:16:14.720 I tried to do an opera but it turned into rap. 335 00:16:15.200 --> 00:16:16.360 God damn it. 336 00:16:16.440 --> 00:16:19.039 Crazy. Someone starts off in this like all the sheets, 337 00:16:19.080 --> 00:16:22.720 like just books of sheets, and like I made this grandiose, 338 00:16:22.720 --> 00:16:24.840 sweet and then it's just like. 339 00:16:26.879 --> 00:16:31.120 Just one line on each street is just the beat, 340 00:16:31.639 --> 00:16:35.440 and then it's just some lyrics, Miranda making Hamilton. 341 00:16:35.200 --> 00:16:37.080 Like he couldn't help me. 342 00:16:37.720 --> 00:16:38.639 It's rap again. 343 00:16:39.159 --> 00:16:42.679 Have you seen Hamilton? Yeah? Yeah, yeah, you like it. 344 00:16:42.759 --> 00:16:43.240 I love it. 345 00:16:43.679 --> 00:16:45.080 I don't know. I haven't seen it live. 346 00:16:45.080 --> 00:16:47.000 I'm not nearly that privilege, but I've said I've watched 347 00:16:47.000 --> 00:16:50.759 it on uh, I've watched on Disney Plus and I 348 00:16:50.799 --> 00:16:51.240 thought it was good. 349 00:16:51.320 --> 00:16:51.840 Yeah, it was good. 350 00:16:51.960 --> 00:16:52.919 It's pretty decent. 351 00:16:53.159 --> 00:17:00.960 Ip ship yeah, into the Crazy in the Heights as 352 00:17:01.039 --> 00:17:02.639 much shit. But it's like, of course I like that 353 00:17:02.720 --> 00:17:05.839 movie or the movie and the fucking play because you know, yeah, 354 00:17:05.880 --> 00:17:08.440 I think of them. 355 00:17:08.960 --> 00:17:11.920 Yeah, I mean, I don't know, like I'm I talked 356 00:17:11.920 --> 00:17:14.640 about this on an episode before though, but I just 357 00:17:14.880 --> 00:17:17.559 generally actually kind of like musicals. I think they're interesting. 358 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:19.920 I think they're clever, and they're really like I am 359 00:17:19.960 --> 00:17:22.920 aware of how hard that is to do, like writing 360 00:17:23.079 --> 00:17:25.880 wise and like making like songs hit because they're a musical. 361 00:17:25.960 --> 00:17:29.000 Like Disney musicals right that we grew up listening to 362 00:17:29.039 --> 00:17:33.920 were like realistically maybe like one or two great songs 363 00:17:34.400 --> 00:17:35.960 in them, you know what I mean? 364 00:17:37.519 --> 00:17:39.720 Is it not a musical? Because I don't I feel like, 365 00:17:40.160 --> 00:17:40.440 I mean, I. 366 00:17:40.440 --> 00:17:42.480 Think Disney movies are musicals. I think people who like 367 00:17:42.920 --> 00:17:45.839 deny that is are crazy. I think, yeah, like, how 368 00:17:45.839 --> 00:17:46.319 are they not. 369 00:17:46.480 --> 00:17:49.240 They the way that they especially they're not like scores, right, 370 00:17:49.319 --> 00:17:52.240 these are songs that are a lot of times advancing 371 00:17:52.279 --> 00:17:52.960 the plot too. 372 00:17:53.440 --> 00:17:54.279 Okay, I guess that's what. 373 00:17:54.440 --> 00:17:56.200 Du uh I think? 374 00:17:56.920 --> 00:18:01.160 Okay, let me think. So Tarzan is a musical, right yea? 375 00:18:01.599 --> 00:18:02.359 Do they sing? 376 00:18:03.480 --> 00:18:04.319 Do they actually? 377 00:18:04.359 --> 00:18:07.759 I don't know, I don't think it is might actually sings? 378 00:18:07.920 --> 00:18:08.440 Do they? 379 00:18:09.039 --> 00:18:10.240 I like only one person. 380 00:18:10.160 --> 00:18:13.680 I've only seen Tarzan like twice when I was a kid, 381 00:18:13.680 --> 00:18:15.480 and it's what's weird. I was obsessed with it and 382 00:18:15.480 --> 00:18:18.720 I loved it, but I didn't I should see I 383 00:18:18.720 --> 00:18:19.440 should watch Tarzan. 384 00:18:20.119 --> 00:18:22.319 One person that sings is the ape. Yeah, that's the 385 00:18:22.319 --> 00:18:24.799 only person that sings. Really, it's crazy to me. Yes, yeah, 386 00:18:24.799 --> 00:18:25.680 I don't remember at all. 387 00:18:26.279 --> 00:18:27.799 That's kind of I guess up in the air because 388 00:18:27.799 --> 00:18:31.240 I know that there are songs in that movie, like 389 00:18:31.480 --> 00:18:32.880 the Phil Collins stuff, right. 390 00:18:33.160 --> 00:18:34.400 But no one's singing. 391 00:18:34.559 --> 00:18:37.480 But he's like is he in the narrator sort of 392 00:18:37.680 --> 00:18:44.359 animated and he's like singing from again group? Is he 393 00:18:44.400 --> 00:18:46.359 from again? Genesis? 394 00:18:46.440 --> 00:18:46.599 Right? 395 00:18:46.720 --> 00:18:48.559 Yes, Genesis. 396 00:18:50.680 --> 00:18:51.079 Something? 397 00:18:51.400 --> 00:18:52.519 Is that your impression? 398 00:18:53.920 --> 00:18:58.880 Can you share me? Like that is? 399 00:18:59.319 --> 00:19:04.079 Oh my god? I actually had one person years later, 400 00:19:04.359 --> 00:19:07.119 I'm still waiting for you to send me that Tarzan Clinton. 401 00:19:08.240 --> 00:19:10.440 I sent it to the group chat I was in 402 00:19:10.559 --> 00:19:13.000 and they were like, I did not need to see this. 403 00:19:16.000 --> 00:19:20.599 That ship still hits. Man, it's so Tarzan's face. 404 00:19:22.240 --> 00:19:26.599 I just like, how like he's because like, Tarzan is 405 00:19:26.640 --> 00:19:29.640 the one that should be getting pleasure out of that situation. 406 00:19:29.720 --> 00:19:30.480 But it's aga. 407 00:19:33.319 --> 00:19:36.480 So what we're talking about for uh, for the lot 408 00:19:36.480 --> 00:19:37.759 of audio people. 409 00:19:37.680 --> 00:19:39.640 And also just video people who have no idea what 410 00:19:39.880 --> 00:19:40.599 we're talking about. 411 00:19:41.960 --> 00:19:45.680 Derek found this I guess it's just a gift, right, gift, 412 00:19:45.839 --> 00:19:49.400 like a really well animated gift of animated Tarzan. 413 00:19:50.799 --> 00:19:56.480 Fucking what's his name, Clinton, Clayton, Clayton. 414 00:19:56.559 --> 00:20:00.519 I think he said Clinton, Clinton. So Clayton the the taggonist. 415 00:20:00.559 --> 00:20:04.119 So yeah, he's writing Tarzan hard. 416 00:20:04.880 --> 00:20:09.079 And this dude has Tarzan. He's like he's got Tarzan 417 00:20:09.160 --> 00:20:15.079 and missionary pretty much. But he's getting dicked. Claytone's getting dicked. 418 00:20:15.599 --> 00:20:23.279 And Tarzan's face looks like he's in agony. 419 00:20:20.480 --> 00:20:24.880 Like he's getting surgery with that anesthesia. He's like he's 420 00:20:24.920 --> 00:20:25.759 biting on something. 421 00:20:25.759 --> 00:20:29.720 He's just like and it's so fucking visceral, and Clayton 422 00:20:30.119 --> 00:20:31.720 is just it euphoric. 423 00:20:32.400 --> 00:20:34.920 He's just like so happy, you know. 424 00:20:34.920 --> 00:20:36.359 I'm like, bro, this is so crazy. 425 00:20:36.400 --> 00:20:39.759 So then I put it the song I Want to Know, 426 00:20:40.759 --> 00:20:43.839 and you show like while he's rocking back and it's 427 00:20:44.799 --> 00:20:45.720 it's a terrible. 428 00:20:45.480 --> 00:20:47.319 World we're living in. Man. That is the video that 429 00:20:47.400 --> 00:20:49.200 I had to save to my phone. That was the 430 00:20:49.200 --> 00:20:52.799 start of my downfall of saving Bushits, And now my 431 00:20:52.880 --> 00:20:57.079 phone is like over eight thousand images of just absolutely. 432 00:20:56.559 --> 00:20:58.160 You gotta be careful because like if you if you 433 00:20:58.319 --> 00:21:01.279 like pass away you don't want to, like because then 434 00:21:01.519 --> 00:21:05.400 people said, as somebody else other than Lily finds your 435 00:21:05.440 --> 00:21:06.279 phone or something. 436 00:21:06.359 --> 00:21:09.160 What I'm gonna do is before I die, I'm going 437 00:21:09.240 --> 00:21:12.000 to change my password on my phone, like while I'm dying, 438 00:21:12.279 --> 00:21:14.000 be like while dying? 439 00:21:16.599 --> 00:21:17.880 What is it? What is the situation? 440 00:21:17.960 --> 00:21:18.079 Like? 441 00:21:18.200 --> 00:21:20.359 How does it's interesting? 442 00:21:20.400 --> 00:21:22.279 Because I don't think we really had to think about 443 00:21:22.319 --> 00:21:24.680 this kind of thing really as a society. But what 444 00:21:24.720 --> 00:21:28.240 do we do with the phones of our loved ones 445 00:21:28.279 --> 00:21:28.880 when they die? 446 00:21:29.279 --> 00:21:29.880 Throw it away? 447 00:21:30.519 --> 00:21:34.279 No? Sell it? 448 00:21:34.680 --> 00:21:37.519 Damn this dude? What am I doing with the phone? 449 00:21:38.119 --> 00:21:38.559 With that phone? 450 00:21:38.599 --> 00:21:41.680 Well, that's exactly the point is what do you what 451 00:21:41.720 --> 00:21:42.200 are you doing? 452 00:21:42.480 --> 00:21:45.319 Because there's a bunch of information, there's like bank information probably, 453 00:21:45.359 --> 00:21:47.440 there's like fucking notes, there's fucking. 454 00:21:47.160 --> 00:21:52.079 Photos and videos. You're crazy. What's wrong with just as 455 00:21:52.079 --> 00:21:56.839 a momento just keeping it and just having it like 456 00:21:56.920 --> 00:21:58.599 in the way that like cause I feel like the 457 00:21:58.599 --> 00:22:01.680 way you sound. Somebody was like a fucking your wife 458 00:22:01.680 --> 00:22:04.480 has a photo album, she dies, he just tortured the video. 459 00:22:04.599 --> 00:22:07.240 Well that's a different thing, right, The like foot album 460 00:22:07.359 --> 00:22:08.599 is like one thing, right, But like if I can't 461 00:22:08.599 --> 00:22:11.079 even get inside the phone, if I'm like locked down. 462 00:22:11.079 --> 00:22:11.799 But that's what I'm saying. 463 00:22:11.839 --> 00:22:15.559 It's like, is there is there some is there something 464 00:22:16.079 --> 00:22:19.759 in like in place where hey, this is my dad, 465 00:22:20.000 --> 00:22:24.039 he passed away, he has I'm sure like a bunch 466 00:22:24.079 --> 00:22:25.839 of like family photos and stuff on the phone. 467 00:22:26.000 --> 00:22:27.839 They can't do that, well. 468 00:22:27.720 --> 00:22:28.240 They can't. 469 00:22:28.240 --> 00:22:31.880 But like, I'm just interested in the fact that there's 470 00:22:31.920 --> 00:22:35.480 no there's no protocol in place for that, because it 471 00:22:35.480 --> 00:22:35.839 seems like. 472 00:22:35.799 --> 00:22:38.079 They should there kind of should be maybe if there is, 473 00:22:38.480 --> 00:22:40.039 Like I think of it like this, right, if you 474 00:22:40.160 --> 00:22:41.400 care enough about. 475 00:22:41.680 --> 00:22:43.119 Just wipe it, right, I guess you just have to. 476 00:22:43.680 --> 00:22:46.200 If you care that much about the photos stuff like 477 00:22:46.240 --> 00:22:48.200 that or things like that, I think you would have it. 478 00:22:48.359 --> 00:22:51.079 You would have them in some sort of means. Like 479 00:22:51.079 --> 00:22:52.799 for me, I'm not a big photo person because I 480 00:22:52.799 --> 00:22:56.359 feel like photos at times, not always, but at times 481 00:22:56.440 --> 00:22:58.839 undermine the fun people are having and you just have 482 00:22:58.880 --> 00:23:01.440 fun and remember to take the memories, dude. That's why 483 00:23:01.480 --> 00:23:03.680 I think photos kind of they feel abrupt at times. 484 00:23:03.720 --> 00:23:05.279 You know, it's like, let's take a picture and their 485 00:23:05.480 --> 00:23:07.519 hair laughing, having a good time when we're taking a picture, 486 00:23:07.599 --> 00:23:09.559 like cutting out this laugh and all smile at this 487 00:23:09.599 --> 00:23:12.200 fucking camera. But it's fucking bath looking at me and 488 00:23:12.200 --> 00:23:13.039 I'll face on me. 489 00:23:13.160 --> 00:23:18.680 Usually, historically, people didn't take pictures in that at those 490 00:23:18.720 --> 00:23:21.799 times unless there was a photographer there that was that's 491 00:23:21.839 --> 00:23:23.559 their job to just take pictures while there you think 492 00:23:23.720 --> 00:23:25.880 that picture, and the picture would be at the end, 493 00:23:26.279 --> 00:23:28.000 like people are like, all right, we're done, Hey, let's 494 00:23:28.000 --> 00:23:29.759 take a picture, Like all right, funk off, let's go. 495 00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:32.000 It's just for me in pictures, time someone takes picture 496 00:23:32.000 --> 00:23:33.400 of me, I always show up as a white man, 497 00:23:33.640 --> 00:23:35.960 and it's scares me. It's scared me. It's always like 498 00:23:36.039 --> 00:23:39.119 Jack Nicholson, but like Jack Nicholson and where I'm at, 499 00:23:39.160 --> 00:23:41.160 and I'm like, that's not me, and people question me. 500 00:23:41.160 --> 00:23:42.720 I don't like dealing with that. Yeah, But the idea 501 00:23:42.759 --> 00:23:44.200 is I just don't like pictures. I'm not a picture 502 00:23:44.240 --> 00:23:45.039 person I've ever been. 503 00:23:44.880 --> 00:23:47.640 Like, I love them. I think it's weird to not 504 00:23:47.680 --> 00:23:48.200 be a picture for. 505 00:23:48.279 --> 00:23:49.119 I love a picture person. 506 00:23:49.240 --> 00:23:52.720 I love pictures because I have forgotten so much shit. Exactly, 507 00:23:52.799 --> 00:23:54.440 I have forgotten so much of it because that's just 508 00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:57.400 how our brains work. And so in those like I move, 509 00:23:57.559 --> 00:23:58.160 I since. 510 00:23:58.000 --> 00:24:00.480 I want to forget that. 511 00:24:01.200 --> 00:24:04.839 If you don't have good memories. That makes sense forget memories. 512 00:24:05.079 --> 00:24:07.119 Has never had a good memory memories, But I like 513 00:24:07.160 --> 00:24:09.160 forgetting them because I like living in the worst parts 514 00:24:09.160 --> 00:24:12.079 of my memory. I like only having the trauma. 515 00:24:13.160 --> 00:24:16.880 You put the trauma of fourth in your consciousness. That's crazy. 516 00:24:17.200 --> 00:24:21.359 Remember that time I fell and no one helped me up? Yeah? Yeah, 517 00:24:21.640 --> 00:24:22.640 that makes me stronger. 518 00:24:23.000 --> 00:24:24.359 That's I lived harder. 519 00:24:24.440 --> 00:24:26.119 I lived harder at the gym because. 520 00:24:26.480 --> 00:24:28.440 Kings have traumas that he fell down once and know 521 00:24:28.440 --> 00:24:28.960 one helped them. 522 00:24:28.960 --> 00:24:33.279 You know what helped trauma? Trauma? I mean I have 523 00:24:33.359 --> 00:24:35.839 laughed at some of your trauma. It's pretty good, man. Yeah, 524 00:24:35.839 --> 00:24:36.759 you laughed in my face. 525 00:24:37.119 --> 00:24:40.519 I went on the most moment twat Hey, man, you 526 00:24:40.599 --> 00:24:42.920 gotta be a man, bro, So they gotta sack up. 527 00:24:42.960 --> 00:24:46.119 You know it's crazy, that's crazy. You're gonna You're gonna 528 00:24:46.200 --> 00:24:48.880 raise a healthy young man, Bro. You gonna healthy. He's 529 00:24:48.920 --> 00:24:49.839 gonna be strong. 530 00:24:50.680 --> 00:24:52.559 He's gonna I mean, he'll have probably all his limbs 531 00:24:52.559 --> 00:24:54.079 broken by his ten but he's gonna be strong. 532 00:24:54.680 --> 00:24:56.319 He's gonna be he's gonna be doing. 533 00:24:56.480 --> 00:24:58.960 Brazilan jiu jitsu with experts, you know, like he's I'm 534 00:24:58.960 --> 00:25:01.640 not even gonna let him, get him like beginner's class. 535 00:25:01.839 --> 00:25:09.039 I'm gonna pay like veteran multi black belt, and I'm like, 536 00:25:09.200 --> 00:25:11.920 don't don't take it easy on him. That if he 537 00:25:12.000 --> 00:25:14.960 taps out, keep going and then you know he'll get strong. 538 00:25:15.720 --> 00:25:17.880 And then he keeps crying, Oh, slap him and be like, hey, 539 00:25:17.880 --> 00:25:20.640 if you keep crying, I'm gonna keep slapping you. So basically, 540 00:25:20.759 --> 00:25:24.240 the the the sooner you stop crying, the soon I'll 541 00:25:24.240 --> 00:25:26.599 stop slapping you. 542 00:25:26.599 --> 00:25:29.240 You're his wife, That person's partner when they get older 543 00:25:29.319 --> 00:25:33.240 is gonna be like, damn, fuck you. He beats me 544 00:25:33.480 --> 00:25:38.839 up and down his house, I'm gonna I'm gonna make vegeta. 545 00:25:38.880 --> 00:25:39.680 He's gonna be great. 546 00:25:39.759 --> 00:25:41.519 You should not want to make vegeta. 547 00:25:41.599 --> 00:25:42.960 At least not vegeta. 548 00:25:43.079 --> 00:25:46.160 Especially he'll go through the whole arc, you know, so 549 00:25:46.200 --> 00:25:52.599 then he has to Eventually. 550 00:25:50.000 --> 00:25:55.240 He'll be decent, he'll meet he'll meet the world, he'll 551 00:25:55.240 --> 00:25:58.400 get his ass, he'll get beat up real and he'll 552 00:25:58.440 --> 00:25:59.440 be like, oh damn. 553 00:25:59.279 --> 00:26:01.640 Chopped in the back by some fucking down syndrome. 554 00:26:01.720 --> 00:26:06.519 Fucking it really is crazy how that was, like really 555 00:26:06.559 --> 00:26:08.880 like they jumped him for reason, I really did. They did. 556 00:26:08.920 --> 00:26:11.720 They really did, Like Vegeta really had them fucked for 557 00:26:11.960 --> 00:26:13.839 for a hot minute until they all just jumped him. 558 00:26:14.400 --> 00:26:16.640 They all they jumped What they expect? 559 00:26:16.640 --> 00:26:21.279 What do you expect? Like, what he's gonna come to playing? 560 00:26:21.599 --> 00:26:26.680 I mean he expected the one crazy. He's done this 561 00:26:26.839 --> 00:26:28.400 probably like thousands of times. 562 00:26:28.480 --> 00:26:30.279 Yeah, he didn't expect he to get beat. 563 00:26:30.400 --> 00:26:33.519 Yeah, beat, because he's like, oh, Rats was a pussy, 564 00:26:34.079 --> 00:26:35.359 Like it was like rad as a pussy. 565 00:26:35.400 --> 00:26:38.400 He got to body, got to his bodies, and Rats 566 00:26:38.440 --> 00:26:42.240 is probably more dangerous than most civilizations are. 567 00:26:42.559 --> 00:26:44.519 Yeah, and Vegeta thought he was a pussy. 568 00:26:44.720 --> 00:26:48.000 Think like this right, if you drop ratits in pretty 569 00:26:48.079 --> 00:26:51.880 much any other anime, he's going completely buck wild on them. 570 00:26:51.960 --> 00:26:54.079 Yeah, you canuck a lot of people. And I love 571 00:26:54.119 --> 00:26:56.519 the idea. So then there's Napa, who's not nearly as 572 00:26:56.519 --> 00:27:01.079 strong as Vegeta, but Nap away than just destroying the 573 00:27:01.079 --> 00:27:02.440 military just because he was like. 574 00:27:03.039 --> 00:27:05.559 Laying he was flying through them, like blowing it up, 575 00:27:05.599 --> 00:27:07.519 and I'm like, oh, I love that visual of him 576 00:27:07.519 --> 00:27:09.880 tearing through the jet. He's just it's just like he's 577 00:27:09.920 --> 00:27:16.960 in water. He's just like in water, Like imagine that 578 00:27:17.079 --> 00:27:19.960 was you know what's crazy? He destroyed the world military 579 00:27:20.440 --> 00:27:23.680 like they got set back. We haven't seen a military 580 00:27:23.720 --> 00:27:27.480 sense then in that universe because of how much money 581 00:27:27.720 --> 00:27:28.799 he put them in there. 582 00:27:28.680 --> 00:27:29.960 And also like what's the point. 583 00:27:30.000 --> 00:27:32.599 They're like, it's crazy when you consider the fact that 584 00:27:32.599 --> 00:27:34.400 that was after Piccolo. 585 00:27:35.079 --> 00:27:38.880 Yeah, was like a demon that everybody was like, oh, 586 00:27:38.920 --> 00:27:40.240 there's a demon. 587 00:27:41.160 --> 00:27:47.559 King King you know that the dog people they were like, wow, 588 00:27:47.599 --> 00:27:50.640 this guy came from hell Wolf Wolf you know that 589 00:27:50.680 --> 00:27:52.319 world there's dinosaurs. 590 00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:54.440 Yeah, Dragon Ball is a very strange world. 591 00:27:54.599 --> 00:27:58.440 It is. It's just the world seriously made by a 592 00:27:58.440 --> 00:28:01.480 person that was having fun. It's back when you can 593 00:28:01.480 --> 00:28:04.039 make you know what. I love that. 594 00:28:04.119 --> 00:28:06.119 It too is like there's like this crazy science where 595 00:28:06.000 --> 00:28:08.720 it like capsules. They have like capsules that have that 596 00:28:08.839 --> 00:28:14.400 can take matter and like shrink them and negate their density, 597 00:28:14.400 --> 00:28:16.559 but still carry them around in physical space. 598 00:28:17.160 --> 00:28:19.640 But no one's got a phone. 599 00:28:19.359 --> 00:28:25.000 No, people who have phones later yeah, after after. 600 00:28:26.279 --> 00:28:27.720 After the capsule course. 601 00:28:27.519 --> 00:28:30.000 Yeah, they didn't think that. They thought, yeah, they kind 602 00:28:30.000 --> 00:28:32.880 of had to head phones. They had phones before capsules. 603 00:28:33.000 --> 00:28:35.759 No, No, I'm not saying like like dial up fucking 604 00:28:36.240 --> 00:28:39.599 phones where the dragon phone had a cell phone. 605 00:28:39.599 --> 00:28:43.920 I'm pretty sure in the original Dragon Bone, a dragon radar. 606 00:28:45.079 --> 00:28:49.200 It's like it's like, here's that somehow attracts these mystical balls. 607 00:28:49.960 --> 00:28:51.880 How did you do that give off an energy frequency? 608 00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:55.319 Which they would probably but also how the are you 609 00:28:55.400 --> 00:28:57.079 gonna find that out? How are you gonna be? 610 00:28:57.119 --> 00:29:00.720 Like also like that's like destiny logic literally just like 611 00:29:00.720 --> 00:29:04.400 like magic space science, like science, magic, magic, whatever. 612 00:29:04.480 --> 00:29:06.640 There's a god that makes you un. 613 00:29:08.359 --> 00:29:12.759 And why is there only Boma and her people? Like 614 00:29:12.799 --> 00:29:17.400 why is there not the military everyone exhausting all resources 615 00:29:17.400 --> 00:29:19.279 to find these fucking things at all time? Because if 616 00:29:19.279 --> 00:29:21.519 you make a you can make a wish like why 617 00:29:21.559 --> 00:29:23.799 would it not say the stalin of the world or. 618 00:29:23.759 --> 00:29:25.480 I don't know the world it really knows about it. 619 00:29:25.519 --> 00:29:26.160 I think it's the. 620 00:29:28.119 --> 00:29:30.400 Idea. They're clearly it's clearly real. 621 00:29:30.519 --> 00:29:32.680 They're clearly real. But think of the people that find them, 622 00:29:32.839 --> 00:29:35.000 because remember it was hard to find them in dragon Ball, 623 00:29:35.559 --> 00:29:37.640 and then it got it became a joke because like 624 00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:40.160 Gog and them could fucking get from one place to 625 00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:42.640 another in literally moments. 626 00:29:43.200 --> 00:29:46.519 They would nonchalantly whenever they actually they got it, whenever 627 00:29:46.519 --> 00:29:48.759 they needed it. Instead of just having. 628 00:29:48.519 --> 00:29:52.599 Him at all times, they postcattered, let's go get him again. Immediately, 629 00:29:52.680 --> 00:29:53.920 so we just have them for when we need it. 630 00:29:53.920 --> 00:29:55.960 They'll like let it scatter and then they'll let it 631 00:29:56.000 --> 00:29:58.839 sit there and say it's time they turn the rocks 632 00:29:58.839 --> 00:30:00.680 for a year, and then they have them. They're like 633 00:30:00.680 --> 00:30:02.880 always gonna hold onto these and who's gonna take it 634 00:30:02.880 --> 00:30:05.359 from them? And then what the world isn't give me 635 00:30:05.359 --> 00:30:08.000 that they're gonna be like, Oh, I'm. 636 00:30:07.920 --> 00:30:09.640 Kind of like I really kind of don't know the 637 00:30:09.759 --> 00:30:13.000 deep Like I don't think there's that much thought put 638 00:30:13.039 --> 00:30:14.599 into it to be fair, which is like fine, like 639 00:30:14.720 --> 00:30:15.640 it doesn't really need to be. 640 00:30:15.640 --> 00:30:17.799 But like when you think about it, it's like do people. 641 00:30:18.519 --> 00:30:20.759 Are people aware of what Goku is? 642 00:30:22.480 --> 00:30:24.359 They are aware. They do not know he's an alien. 643 00:30:24.400 --> 00:30:26.559 They know he's some sort of like freak though some 644 00:30:26.599 --> 00:30:27.640 sort of freak. 645 00:30:27.640 --> 00:30:29.079 He's like kind of like a Superman fan, like is 646 00:30:29.079 --> 00:30:31.279 he a Superman kind of figure in the sense that 647 00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:34.599 like people, we don't understand this thing. So because they 648 00:30:34.680 --> 00:30:37.559 because people cryptic people on Earth don't know Superman's an alien, 649 00:30:37.640 --> 00:30:38.039 right they do? 650 00:30:38.519 --> 00:30:40.319 Why it's wide knowledge you admit alien? 651 00:30:40.440 --> 00:30:42.079 Oh, he like goes on TV and says like I 652 00:30:44.160 --> 00:30:45.759 am alien from a gay plan. 653 00:30:46.200 --> 00:30:47.880 So they said be interviewed, He's like, from I'm a 654 00:30:48.119 --> 00:30:54.279 crypt from Yeah, great gay Krypton, not regular Krypton picked on, 655 00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:57.880 so for so for go for Like the dragon Ball characters, 656 00:30:58.000 --> 00:31:01.440 they know that they're weird. They don't know they're aliens 657 00:31:01.440 --> 00:31:02.359 though weird. 658 00:31:02.759 --> 00:31:05.920 Yes, I guess if normal people can just fly, I 659 00:31:05.920 --> 00:31:06.519 guess it's not. 660 00:31:06.400 --> 00:31:09.960 That much of a stretch that not really normal can fly, 661 00:31:10.039 --> 00:31:10.960 only a people can fly. 662 00:31:11.160 --> 00:31:13.160 Yeah, but the fact that if a few people can fly, 663 00:31:13.279 --> 00:31:16.759 then people can fly like a sensibility. It's kind of 664 00:31:16.759 --> 00:31:20.720 like saying like, uh, you know, you know this person 665 00:31:20.759 --> 00:31:22.839 can do insane man, It's like, oh, well, okay, people 666 00:31:22.839 --> 00:31:23.279 can do math. 667 00:31:23.440 --> 00:31:25.680 It's possible people can do it because remember, flying is 668 00:31:25.720 --> 00:31:27.920 a crane. You probably don't know to watch dragon Ball 669 00:31:28.160 --> 00:31:30.319 crying is this flying? Is this crane crying? 670 00:31:30.559 --> 00:31:31.319 Crying and crying? 671 00:31:31.839 --> 00:31:35.160 So flying, the ability to fly is a crane school technique, 672 00:31:35.279 --> 00:31:37.400 and Master Roch never wanted to learn. That's why she 673 00:31:37.440 --> 00:31:37.799 can't fly. 674 00:31:38.519 --> 00:31:40.640 Yeah, but how the funk would people not like who 675 00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:42.240 wouldn't be signing after that class? 676 00:31:43.359 --> 00:31:44.799 What is the reason for him not wanting to. 677 00:31:44.720 --> 00:31:46.720 Know how to fly? The crane school technique? And that's 678 00:31:46.759 --> 00:31:47.759 out of the School of the Turtle. 679 00:31:49.799 --> 00:31:53.440 Stupid imagine being that like that tribalistic. 680 00:31:54.720 --> 00:31:58.079 I mean it is also elderly. Yeah, but it's like 681 00:31:59.759 --> 00:32:03.039 you don't want to fly. Come on, you don't have 682 00:32:03.119 --> 00:32:06.920 to respect anything they do other than that, Like flying 683 00:32:07.039 --> 00:32:10.799 is so much easier to keep manipulation, like so much easier. 684 00:32:10.839 --> 00:32:11.720 But he's like, I don't want to do. 685 00:32:12.119 --> 00:32:13.920 It's like if you wanted an electric vehicle and you 686 00:32:13.920 --> 00:32:16.039 gotta test or whatever. It's like, what, like you want 687 00:32:16.039 --> 00:32:17.799 to you don't have to, like elon, but like you 688 00:32:17.880 --> 00:32:20.240 clearly want an electric car, So what the fuck are 689 00:32:20.240 --> 00:32:22.480 you doing? You're not gonna learn how to fly just 690 00:32:22.480 --> 00:32:23.039 because you don't. 691 00:32:23.359 --> 00:32:24.960 That's the fucking guy who teaches you. 692 00:32:25.119 --> 00:32:26.119 It's insane. 693 00:32:26.160 --> 00:32:27.799 I would put up with I would put up with 694 00:32:27.880 --> 00:32:30.559 damn near anybody if they could teach me how to fly, 695 00:32:31.920 --> 00:32:34.319 if they were teaching. If Andrew Tate was teaching a 696 00:32:34.359 --> 00:32:36.000 class and he was like, this is how to fly 697 00:32:36.039 --> 00:32:37.279 and he proved to me that he could fly, and 698 00:32:37.359 --> 00:32:40.200 be like, all right, you know, fucking that's gonna be 699 00:32:40.200 --> 00:32:43.079 really irritating, But I think I would really like to fly. 700 00:32:43.359 --> 00:32:46.599 My eyes twitching, but I would do it. Yeah, happy 701 00:32:46.880 --> 00:32:47.680 to be a double. 702 00:32:48.880 --> 00:32:51.400 This is a dream come true. I love this guy 703 00:32:51.519 --> 00:32:53.640 and now have you seen him? 704 00:32:53.799 --> 00:32:55.599 All he does is say the N word now on Twitter. 705 00:32:55.640 --> 00:32:59.079 That's like, is just saying the hard R because he knows, 706 00:32:59.160 --> 00:33:00.799 uh Elon will never ban him. 707 00:33:01.160 --> 00:33:02.799 It's a lot, It's crazy. 708 00:33:04.160 --> 00:33:07.319 He says it in such unclever ways too, Like it's like, 709 00:33:07.599 --> 00:33:09.039 I don't know if you've guys ever seen the hell 710 00:33:09.079 --> 00:33:12.640 the Kumar movies, Like there was the second one where 711 00:33:13.039 --> 00:33:16.640 they run into the Klan and one of the main 712 00:33:16.680 --> 00:33:20.559 members is played by uh the Elliott Stabler or whatever 713 00:33:20.960 --> 00:33:25.680 and from a lawn order SVU. Yeah, so he's because 714 00:33:25.720 --> 00:33:28.759 he actually played for some reason, he like knows somebody 715 00:33:28.759 --> 00:33:31.119 because he's been in like all the movies. He was 716 00:33:31.160 --> 00:33:34.039 like some weird trucker, fucking swinger guy with a bunch 717 00:33:34.039 --> 00:33:36.559 of prosthetics on. And then now he's one of the 718 00:33:36.599 --> 00:33:41.359 Grand Dragons or something. And uh, instead of saying like 719 00:33:41.400 --> 00:33:43.079 what the hell is that? Or what the hell was that? 720 00:33:43.160 --> 00:33:45.240 He says, what in the hard R was that? 721 00:33:45.640 --> 00:33:47.319 You know? What in the new was that? 722 00:33:47.440 --> 00:33:51.759 And it's like, that's awesome. My eyes like grew larger 723 00:33:51.799 --> 00:33:53.519 in the light that you shine can't be seen. It 724 00:33:53.559 --> 00:33:55.119 was like one of those kind of things. I'm like, bro, 725 00:33:55.720 --> 00:33:59.559 what did what did I just hear? But that's the 726 00:33:59.599 --> 00:34:01.319 way that end date talks like you'll just say it 727 00:34:01.359 --> 00:34:04.079 in like solely, like it's the ways it shouldn't be 728 00:34:04.200 --> 00:34:04.720 used at all. 729 00:34:04.799 --> 00:34:07.759 It's weird hearing people that aren't American use that word 730 00:34:07.880 --> 00:34:10.760 because it just feels like they don't know how to 731 00:34:10.800 --> 00:34:12.199 place in the sentence the right way. 732 00:34:13.400 --> 00:34:16.880 Yeah, it's it's a little like I like Drake back 733 00:34:16.880 --> 00:34:20.159 in the day, Like sometimes I'm like, misspoke, I know 734 00:34:20.960 --> 00:34:21.599 the hard are. 735 00:34:23.239 --> 00:34:25.800 Not be misspoke, but also like it's a different country 736 00:34:25.800 --> 00:34:29.039 and people might people might not use the regular ea there, 737 00:34:29.360 --> 00:34:31.679 they might just use the hard art. He might be like, ah, 738 00:34:31.800 --> 00:34:34.719 it's not know the difference, and like genuinely it might 739 00:34:34.760 --> 00:34:35.199 be true. 740 00:34:35.639 --> 00:34:38.960 Non Americans saying it is weird to me. It just 741 00:34:38.960 --> 00:34:41.719 sounds weird, Like I feel like as an American I 742 00:34:41.760 --> 00:34:43.599 have a bigger right to say it than they do. 743 00:34:43.719 --> 00:34:45.199 You know what I mean, It's it's a little bizarre. 744 00:34:45.320 --> 00:34:47.199 I mean you have a closer connection to it, exactly, 745 00:34:48.199 --> 00:34:49.920 what are you British? Insane? Is insane? 746 00:34:50.119 --> 00:34:52.519 That's weird. It's weird when I even see when I 747 00:34:52.559 --> 00:34:55.679 see it's it's even I mean, I don't know, especially 748 00:34:55.760 --> 00:34:58.119 I don't care, but I also acknowledge that it's weird 749 00:34:58.559 --> 00:35:01.760 that non black like when when. 750 00:35:03.039 --> 00:35:06.800 Black like black people outside of America, when they use nigga, 751 00:35:07.079 --> 00:35:10.920 it's a little bit weird because of why that word 752 00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:14.559 exists in the first place. But I don't care, Like, 753 00:35:14.840 --> 00:35:18.119 but it's just I also acknowledge that it's just like 754 00:35:18.119 --> 00:35:19.880 a thing where because it's like it's one of those 755 00:35:19.920 --> 00:35:21.519 things where you're like, I want to be cool because 756 00:35:21.559 --> 00:35:24.639 like you didn't. There's no way you grew up in 757 00:35:24.679 --> 00:35:26.320 that culture anywhere shape of that. 758 00:35:27.639 --> 00:35:30.440 You're not even from the place where that culture. That's 759 00:35:30.440 --> 00:35:32.800 why it's so strange to me. It's like it's like, 760 00:35:33.480 --> 00:35:36.719 it's weird what I'm doing. What Like like when there 761 00:35:36.760 --> 00:35:38.920 are fucking people like like British white people saying and 762 00:35:38.920 --> 00:35:41.400 it's like, why, why the fuck do you get off 763 00:35:41.440 --> 00:35:42.320 saying this at all? 764 00:35:42.679 --> 00:35:45.159 What's going on? Yeah, that's weird, Maxing, that's even weird. 765 00:35:45.719 --> 00:35:49.320 You know, you're you're from Sweden. You know two black 766 00:35:49.360 --> 00:35:51.920 people online and you follow them. You don't even know 767 00:35:52.000 --> 00:35:52.960 that you don't interact with them. 768 00:35:53.000 --> 00:35:54.960 That's like when I Alex said it, it's like. 769 00:35:56.199 --> 00:35:59.800 Yeah, dude, yeah, yeah, it's like exactly, he's in the UK. 770 00:36:00.000 --> 00:36:02.039 There's a lot of there's a lot of black folk 771 00:36:02.079 --> 00:36:04.440 over there, but like does he know does he interact 772 00:36:04.519 --> 00:36:08.320 with them? I guess no way, I don't think. 773 00:36:08.800 --> 00:36:09.760 Probably terrified of. 774 00:36:13.079 --> 00:36:17.800 Oh these monkey chaps are scarying me. Oh these Banonae 775 00:36:17.800 --> 00:36:20.159 fellows are really scary fellows. 776 00:36:20.159 --> 00:36:22.480 Swinging across the London lamp poks like a fucking gollumn. 777 00:36:25.559 --> 00:36:27.280 But like what people say, whatever you want, you know, 778 00:36:28.119 --> 00:36:31.400 you know, check out who That's what's kind of shading. Uh, 779 00:36:31.480 --> 00:36:32.119 that's why you know. 780 00:36:32.119 --> 00:36:35.360 We talked about some podcasts before about Drake and his 781 00:36:35.440 --> 00:36:37.880 kind of chameleon like nature. He was kind of like 782 00:36:38.039 --> 00:36:40.280 because you see him how he grew up, and there's 783 00:36:40.320 --> 00:36:42.840 plenty of footage of him how he grew up as 784 00:36:43.000 --> 00:36:45.519 a Torontin Toronto in I don't know how you say, 785 00:36:45.599 --> 00:36:49.559 their thing, and he sounded like the whitest white that 786 00:36:49.599 --> 00:36:52.519 ever whited. And he also there is footage of him 787 00:36:52.760 --> 00:36:55.800 shitting on like the whole patois fucking Toronte's Like that 788 00:36:55.840 --> 00:36:58.840 shit's ignorant, Like he was never even adjacent to that stuff. 789 00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:01.400 He didn't care about it. He's the fucking tuna fish 790 00:37:01.400 --> 00:37:05.280 and Mao sandwiches and shit, I look like I just. 791 00:37:05.280 --> 00:37:08.440 In a camp or like I think Drake does have 792 00:37:08.480 --> 00:37:10.840 a commune. He's an actor. Uh, I guess he's a community. 793 00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:12.119 He's good at doing that. 794 00:37:12.199 --> 00:37:13.679 Yeah, he's a kamulla in nature. Is kind of the 795 00:37:13.760 --> 00:37:16.360 nature of him. You know, obviously that's what he clear 796 00:37:16.440 --> 00:37:20.239 is what he did, right, He ended up linking up 797 00:37:20.239 --> 00:37:22.559 with Wayne, like fucking going on, just crazy, going on 798 00:37:22.639 --> 00:37:24.559 twenty years ago now, he ended up linking with Wayne 799 00:37:24.960 --> 00:37:27.599 instead of making music, so you know, like obviously the 800 00:37:27.599 --> 00:37:29.960 the hanging out Wayne chilling with that kind of aesthetic. 801 00:37:30.239 --> 00:37:32.440 Obviously flying back to Houston. His dad being a black, 802 00:37:32.559 --> 00:37:33.760 black American man, he. 803 00:37:33.760 --> 00:37:36.079 Didn't have a relationship with his dad until he got famous. 804 00:37:36.400 --> 00:37:37.800 Was it until he got famous or it's like he 805 00:37:37.880 --> 00:37:39.760 spent some time with him, but then after it was 806 00:37:39.880 --> 00:37:41.239 it wasn't like it was a long period he came 807 00:37:41.280 --> 00:37:43.199 back into his life where he's like, oh, you know, 808 00:37:43.280 --> 00:37:45.960 it wasn't like he spent time with him in the 809 00:37:45.960 --> 00:37:48.000 way to like, yeah, oh I was in Tennessee or 810 00:37:48.039 --> 00:37:50.639 whatever the fuck were where he was from, and he 811 00:37:50.760 --> 00:37:54.239 developed like a certain cadence from his father or whatever. 812 00:37:54.559 --> 00:37:55.840 It's just a thing where like. 813 00:37:55.760 --> 00:37:58.199 I said, it's just weird when you see we all 814 00:37:58.719 --> 00:38:01.840 are so we're aware the way he's doing. He wants 815 00:38:01.880 --> 00:38:04.599 to be respected in the culture, so he's going to 816 00:38:05.000 --> 00:38:08.039 sound a little bit closer to well. Really like when 817 00:38:08.079 --> 00:38:10.039 you think about it, kind of sounds more like he 818 00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:12.400 would try to be like, Oh, I'm from fucking Atlanta, 819 00:38:12.400 --> 00:38:14.480 New Yorker at first, I sound like it was more 820 00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:15.519 from like New York for me. 821 00:38:15.679 --> 00:38:17.760 I think I think he embraced the Atlanta culture very 822 00:38:17.840 --> 00:38:19.760 much so because him hanging out a Future in twenty 823 00:38:19.800 --> 00:38:22.360 one Savage stuff like that. Yeah, and he hung out 824 00:38:22.360 --> 00:38:24.159 with Asap Rocky for a while as well to who's 825 00:38:24.159 --> 00:38:26.320 the New Yorker as well. But his ideas that he's 826 00:38:26.360 --> 00:38:28.519 just you know, I whatever, dude, Like I said, I 827 00:38:28.559 --> 00:38:30.039 see what it is. It's not a big deal because 828 00:38:30.039 --> 00:38:32.119 he's a rapper. Obviously is a rapper. You're gonna because 829 00:38:32.119 --> 00:38:34.199 I think the same with Donald Glover, right, people just 830 00:38:34.239 --> 00:38:37.280 should on Donald all the time from not being a 831 00:38:37.360 --> 00:38:39.639 very black black man, you know. But at the same time, 832 00:38:39.679 --> 00:38:42.239 he's like his family's from the Bronx. He grew up 833 00:38:42.280 --> 00:38:44.280 in Atlanta and Stone Mountain, right by where the Klan 834 00:38:44.760 --> 00:38:47.800 fucking originated, you know, like it was a fucking he 835 00:38:47.800 --> 00:38:50.280 he's a nigga his whole time. But give cdit for that. 836 00:38:50.360 --> 00:38:53.280 But what's the difference. The difference is he never put 837 00:38:53.320 --> 00:38:56.480 on the black fake black sin. He never felt like 838 00:38:56.519 --> 00:38:58.760 he needed he never did he But see that's that's 839 00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:01.920 the whole thing where it's like, Drake, you don't need 840 00:39:01.960 --> 00:39:03.159 to do this like. 841 00:39:03.599 --> 00:39:04.840 I think I think you do. 842 00:39:04.960 --> 00:39:07.079 I think you do it to be a pop rapper. 843 00:39:07.079 --> 00:39:10.280 I think you do hundred percent. Don't agree with name 844 00:39:10.440 --> 00:39:13.440 name a name A very big rapper that's not Eminem, 845 00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:15.639 that is not genuinely just a white man has skilled 846 00:39:15.639 --> 00:39:17.800 that's on parallel that got a lot of respect from 847 00:39:17.800 --> 00:39:20.519 the rap community from being a person that's white coded. 848 00:39:20.639 --> 00:39:21.519 No, see the whole thing. 849 00:39:21.719 --> 00:39:25.320 Even Eminem has kind of a well speaking It's very odd, 850 00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:26.159 actually Eminem is. 851 00:39:26.360 --> 00:39:29.119 That's funny because he actually does doesn't. Growing up, you know, 852 00:39:30.360 --> 00:39:33.159 I agree he does, but he totally doesn't. 853 00:39:33.840 --> 00:39:35.840 People made fun of him specificly. I remember him on 854 00:39:35.880 --> 00:39:37.639 the Howard Stern Show back in the day and you know, 855 00:39:37.840 --> 00:39:39.159 why why you talk black? 856 00:39:39.199 --> 00:39:40.559 And he's like, I don't know if I talk black 857 00:39:40.960 --> 00:39:43.320 he's like that just I'm from the Trump from the hood. Yeah, 858 00:39:43.320 --> 00:39:45.480 like this is I grew up around people that speak 859 00:39:45.639 --> 00:39:47.519 like this, and this is kind of how I like, 860 00:39:47.559 --> 00:39:49.440 I give I kind of give a pack because it's like, Okay, 861 00:39:49.480 --> 00:39:50.960 I know your parents did a sound like this, but 862 00:39:51.000 --> 00:39:52.920 the people you probably spent the most time with sound 863 00:39:53.000 --> 00:39:53.360 like this. 864 00:39:53.719 --> 00:39:56.239 Like the idea like him around D twelve. They all 865 00:39:56.280 --> 00:39:58.440 act like a bunch of niggas. Like that's how they act, 866 00:39:58.480 --> 00:40:00.639 you know that. And it's funny because that's how because 867 00:40:00.679 --> 00:40:02.559 he makes one of his friends do what he was 868 00:40:02.559 --> 00:40:04.159 calling his friend the f work crazy. He was like, 869 00:40:04.199 --> 00:40:06.719 look at this damn home over here, Like I bet 870 00:40:06.760 --> 00:40:08.599 he was happy to see Michael Jackson may trying to 871 00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:10.199 put his dig in his mouth and he was exciting. 872 00:40:13.599 --> 00:40:15.519 Gets respect like that, you know, I think other than 873 00:40:15.599 --> 00:40:18.719 other than Glover and Kanye. 874 00:40:18.559 --> 00:40:20.719 I think there's a lot that get respect. It's I 875 00:40:20.719 --> 00:40:24.920 think from you know, from to me, Like you're talking 876 00:40:24.920 --> 00:40:28.280 about just someone who just doesn't have a traditional like 877 00:40:28.480 --> 00:40:32.440 Southern black accent or not Southern accent. That doesn't That 878 00:40:32.480 --> 00:40:34.599 doesn't well because it originates from the South and then 879 00:40:34.599 --> 00:40:35.599 it spread doesn't. 880 00:40:35.519 --> 00:40:38.960 That doesn't portray like people would call like black people 881 00:40:39.000 --> 00:40:41.440 act traits that has gotten a lot of respect in 882 00:40:41.480 --> 00:40:42.280 a rap community. 883 00:40:42.559 --> 00:40:45.079 I just I think like every like every I don't, 884 00:40:45.400 --> 00:40:48.360 I guess from my perspective from what I see, like 885 00:40:48.440 --> 00:40:52.079 the culture never really were one. I want you to 886 00:40:52.280 --> 00:40:55.840 sound like me. That's not what I've ever seen. I 887 00:40:55.840 --> 00:40:58.960 feel like it's always been about authenticity, and they hate 888 00:40:59.000 --> 00:41:01.199 the idea of somebody trying to culture vulture. 889 00:41:01.440 --> 00:41:03.679 I agree. I agree that that is true. But the 890 00:41:03.800 --> 00:41:07.920 sound like me nature is you gotta sound like you 891 00:41:08.000 --> 00:41:10.800 wrap something. You gotta be from some sort of hood mentality. 892 00:41:11.119 --> 00:41:11.920 You have to have that. 893 00:41:12.000 --> 00:41:13.960 I feel like Drake was so big before you was 894 00:41:14.000 --> 00:41:14.480 doing that. 895 00:41:15.039 --> 00:41:18.039 Uh. I wouldn't say, but how do I expect? Because 896 00:41:18.039 --> 00:41:19.960 I feel like he wasn't as big into it as 897 00:41:20.000 --> 00:41:21.440 he is now. Back in the day when he was 898 00:41:21.480 --> 00:41:24.000 making like songs with Trey songs in his early mixtapes, 899 00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:26.280 it wasn't as heavy as it is now. He wasn't 900 00:41:26.320 --> 00:41:28.559 doing the whole Patois Island thing and stuff like that. 901 00:41:29.000 --> 00:41:30.280 I feel like that's for himself. 902 00:41:31.559 --> 00:41:33.000 I think he's only doing it for himself. 903 00:41:33.039 --> 00:41:34.800 I feel like he wants to prove himself that he's 904 00:41:34.800 --> 00:41:36.719 more of a more of a black man and he 905 00:41:36.880 --> 00:41:37.639 and he needs. 906 00:41:37.440 --> 00:41:39.079 To and it's weird though, but don't you feel like 907 00:41:39.119 --> 00:41:42.000 don't you feel like that he would get more respect 908 00:41:42.000 --> 00:41:44.679 if he was just like, Hey, I'm a gay Toronto 909 00:41:44.960 --> 00:41:48.079 fucking corny whatever and I'm just making good. 910 00:41:48.400 --> 00:41:52.440 At the time at the time. No, now, yes. 911 00:41:52.760 --> 00:41:56.320 Before No, I just I just don't know if I 912 00:41:56.400 --> 00:41:57.599 because I just. 913 00:41:58.280 --> 00:42:00.679 Because I say it as think of all the hate Glover, God, 914 00:42:00.719 --> 00:42:03.519 they got to hate Kanye got at first for just 915 00:42:03.760 --> 00:42:05.519 not being they weren't thugs. 916 00:42:05.599 --> 00:42:07.480 And then but see that they were in the street 917 00:42:07.559 --> 00:42:11.360 and Kanye, you know, minuses insanity. He stayed true to 918 00:42:11.440 --> 00:42:14.360 himself as far as not being like I am this. 919 00:42:14.719 --> 00:42:20.039 He just stayed his Chicago fucking Kanye self, and he 920 00:42:20.119 --> 00:42:22.320 became one of the biggest artists in the world. 921 00:42:22.480 --> 00:42:25.800 Kanye succeeded Kans exceeded eventually, right eventually because of. 922 00:42:25.880 --> 00:42:28.519 Fact, it wasn't even like like once he started making 923 00:42:28.639 --> 00:42:31.639 music consistently, it was immediately successful. 924 00:42:31.800 --> 00:42:33.840 I just it wasn't. I would say it was me. 925 00:42:34.119 --> 00:42:36.400 It was recognized by the community, but it wasn't. It 926 00:42:36.440 --> 00:42:39.000 was recognized by like people that liked good music. But 927 00:42:39.000 --> 00:42:42.000 people still didn't give him a respect until jay Z 928 00:42:42.280 --> 00:42:45.360 was like co signing him on everything. He wasn't getting respect. 929 00:42:45.440 --> 00:42:47.079 I don't know, I guess look at for me, it 930 00:42:47.119 --> 00:42:49.559 sounds like the vibe that I'm getting from you. It 931 00:42:49.599 --> 00:42:52.679 almost reminds me of like like there were the gatekeepers 932 00:42:52.719 --> 00:42:56.280 that wanted a certain vibe. No, I don't want that 933 00:42:56.320 --> 00:42:58.480 certain vibe. But no, but that's what it's I don't feel. 934 00:42:58.559 --> 00:43:00.239 I feel like because think of it like this, I 935 00:43:00.239 --> 00:43:02.199 feel like Kanye was my favorite artist. I feel like 936 00:43:02.199 --> 00:43:04.239 people like Kanye made it for people like me that 937 00:43:04.280 --> 00:43:06.320 were more nerdy on the nerdy side to be able 938 00:43:06.360 --> 00:43:08.800 to expect themselves in that community. Same with Donald Glover. 939 00:43:08.840 --> 00:43:11.599 I love Donald Glove. When I was younger, he was like, A. 940 00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:14.159 You're saying, like the people they weren't getting respect, Like, 941 00:43:14.239 --> 00:43:17.400 I didn't catch that vibe. I caught that from like say, 942 00:43:17.440 --> 00:43:20.960 from the press, like from fucking the the mainstream heads 943 00:43:20.960 --> 00:43:22.719 that were trying to still control hip hops. 944 00:43:22.920 --> 00:43:23.320 I agree. 945 00:43:23.360 --> 00:43:25.960 I didn't really feel that from like say, people on 946 00:43:26.000 --> 00:43:29.079 the ground level of being like, oh, this dude's corny, 947 00:43:29.079 --> 00:43:31.719 I can't listen to this dude's black, and people like logic. 948 00:43:31.840 --> 00:43:35.079 Logic is a fucking unbelievably talented rapper. 949 00:43:35.159 --> 00:43:38.199 Well that's because he kept fucking talking about it. 950 00:43:38.079 --> 00:43:39.000 Even before that. 951 00:43:39.119 --> 00:43:41.039 Before that, when people are like, oh, you're a white 952 00:43:41.039 --> 00:43:42.719 and he's like, how the fucking look at me? I'm 953 00:43:42.920 --> 00:43:43.960 clearly a black man. 954 00:43:44.079 --> 00:43:46.840 I don't know, man, I just logics. Think think the logics. 955 00:43:47.039 --> 00:43:48.440 Logic's queer, man, let's just be. 956 00:43:48.400 --> 00:43:49.760 Really good at that. That might be. 957 00:43:49.920 --> 00:43:51.760 I think that was his problem. They looked at him like, 958 00:43:51.800 --> 00:43:54.480 that is a man that looks like he's trying to 959 00:43:54.519 --> 00:43:57.039 suck me off, and I'm scared. I think that was 960 00:43:57.039 --> 00:43:58.719 what's happening with logic. I just think. 961 00:43:58.760 --> 00:44:00.760 I think so. I think, I think you have a 962 00:44:00.800 --> 00:44:03.920 progressive mindset that I also share. I agree that I 963 00:44:03.960 --> 00:44:07.119 think that that stuff doesn't make you a rapper at. 964 00:44:06.920 --> 00:44:09.239 You know what, I think I think the audience needs to, like, 965 00:44:09.280 --> 00:44:11.360 I want to get feelers for people that that listen 966 00:44:11.360 --> 00:44:11.840 to hip hop. 967 00:44:12.559 --> 00:44:18.000 You think our audience there's like there's some two percent 968 00:44:18.000 --> 00:44:18.880 that are all into that ship. 969 00:44:19.079 --> 00:44:20.519 I just want to get a feel for like how 970 00:44:20.559 --> 00:44:24.079 they felt about, uh, like what we're talking about, and 971 00:44:24.119 --> 00:44:26.559 see if they if they, if they what their opinions are, 972 00:44:26.599 --> 00:44:29.519 because really, I got to get a feel for people, like, 973 00:44:29.559 --> 00:44:31.639 because you know what how I feel and how you 974 00:44:31.639 --> 00:44:32.559 feel is just one. 975 00:44:32.719 --> 00:44:35.519 We kind of both agree on the same perspective. I 976 00:44:35.599 --> 00:44:37.760 just think that the perspective we see it through is 977 00:44:37.800 --> 00:44:39.079 like you're like, oh, I feel like that was never 978 00:44:39.119 --> 00:44:42.320 a thing, right, and you your mindset is definitely healthier 979 00:44:42.360 --> 00:44:44.519 because you're like, oh, no, good rappers are good rappers. Yeah, 980 00:44:44.679 --> 00:44:46.719 do you think Drank's gonna kill himself ra No, he's 981 00:44:46.719 --> 00:44:49.440 bready making musician. They didn't make music. And you do 982 00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:51.480 think he doesn't give a fuck? Are you sure? Yeah? 983 00:44:51.599 --> 00:44:53.679 He dropped like like two new songs. You say. I 984 00:44:53.719 --> 00:44:55.360 think every rap song I've ever heard kind of sounds 985 00:44:55.360 --> 00:44:58.840 basically like the DK rap Really, you know, I feel 986 00:44:58.880 --> 00:45:00.920 like that's so racist's great anything like that. I don't 987 00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:02.840 think it's meant to be that. You think that, you 988 00:45:02.840 --> 00:45:04.519 don't mean it, don't think it's meant to be racist. 989 00:45:04.519 --> 00:45:06.800 But I feel like that you can unpack that something. 990 00:45:07.440 --> 00:45:09.079 I mean, you could if you wanted, but that would 991 00:45:09.119 --> 00:45:09.880 be you're doing. 992 00:45:10.280 --> 00:45:11.920 I mean, yeah, but you also set that up like 993 00:45:11.960 --> 00:45:13.800 you're like, this just sounds like that, and there's the 994 00:45:13.840 --> 00:45:14.960 monkeys out in the background. 995 00:45:16.840 --> 00:45:24.039 It's like okay, And then then it's like, whatever, are 996 00:45:24.079 --> 00:45:25.760 you sure that he's not gonna feel himself like. 997 00:45:25.760 --> 00:45:27.320 I feel like he's gonna say I don't think he's 998 00:45:27.760 --> 00:45:32.159 he's enough. Yeah, also that what's it like that he's 999 00:45:32.159 --> 00:45:34.239 too rich? Like why did you kill yourself? He could 1000 00:45:34.239 --> 00:45:35.920 just be like, oh man, that sucks because all my 1001 00:45:36.000 --> 00:45:37.559 billions of dollars wouldn't. 1002 00:45:37.199 --> 00:45:38.000 Be crazy if he got shot. 1003 00:45:38.039 --> 00:45:41.000 If he got shot in the back and paralyzed, that 1004 00:45:41.039 --> 00:45:44.239 would be maybe like whoa, it's like a full circle 1005 00:45:44.320 --> 00:45:44.639 kind of thing. 1006 00:45:45.239 --> 00:45:46.639 What's crazy? Would respect? 1007 00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:49.840 I would respect him for some reason. I would immediately 1008 00:45:49.840 --> 00:45:52.800 respect immediately. But the first paralyzed, right, and he has 1009 00:45:52.840 --> 00:45:55.280 like the blow thing like Christopher Reeves, like he's like, 1010 00:45:56.079 --> 00:45:58.480 you know, I guessed to like to control his chair 1011 00:45:59.320 --> 00:46:00.960 like that. That would be fucking insane. 1012 00:46:01.559 --> 00:46:03.239 Do you think it would be a bigger artist if 1013 00:46:03.239 --> 00:46:05.599 he was, Like if he was in a chair but 1014 00:46:05.679 --> 00:46:07.079 still managed to deliver h. 1015 00:46:09.000 --> 00:46:10.159 Used to call me on my. 1016 00:46:13.400 --> 00:46:16.320 Late night when you need my love? I think he 1017 00:46:16.320 --> 00:46:21.360 would just die. It was a big debate about like 1018 00:46:21.400 --> 00:46:23.599 whether or not what's this Stephen Hawking? 1019 00:46:24.480 --> 00:46:26.840 Whether or not he died years and years earlier? And 1020 00:46:26.920 --> 00:46:32.400 oh that was just his chair the whole time. There's 1021 00:46:33.599 --> 00:46:37.039 the question about that is more open than I think. 1022 00:46:36.920 --> 00:46:39.119 People would arbitrary. 1023 00:46:39.360 --> 00:46:43.880 Wait a second, did his chair was this chair. 1024 00:46:43.760 --> 00:46:46.920 The one that went to Epstein's Island? Right? 1025 00:46:47.199 --> 00:46:49.119 This is the story thickens. 1026 00:46:49.320 --> 00:46:53.519 Yeah, because maybe Stephen Hawkins, Stephen Hawking was a good 1027 00:46:53.559 --> 00:46:56.119 guy and then he and then his brain is taken over. 1028 00:46:56.320 --> 00:47:00.199 His brain is screaming no, don't go yet, don't go 1029 00:47:00.239 --> 00:47:01.599 to the island, and chairs. 1030 00:47:01.400 --> 00:47:06.280 Like yippie yippy, I'm excited to see the children. 1031 00:47:06.519 --> 00:47:13.280 The children went there and taught the math. What he 1032 00:47:13.559 --> 00:47:15.320 taught about he didn't like. He didn't fuck anybody was 1033 00:47:15.320 --> 00:47:16.079 there suching a math. 1034 00:47:16.480 --> 00:47:18.079 He was there to teach the kids. He was just 1035 00:47:18.119 --> 00:47:20.639 there to teach math. Make sure that the kids weren't 1036 00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:22.960 completely dumb, or they can at least keep track of 1037 00:47:23.000 --> 00:47:25.880 their clientele or something. You need to keep track of 1038 00:47:25.880 --> 00:47:27.719 all the perverts on this island, you know, Like, so 1039 00:47:27.800 --> 00:47:32.000 we got it, Matthew, we have to Matthew got arithmetic, Max, 1040 00:47:32.920 --> 00:47:36.199 we got a rhythmetic backs he says that we have. 1041 00:47:36.079 --> 00:47:39.000 To math, Max, Max, what does that mean? Shut up 1042 00:47:39.039 --> 00:47:39.679 and take off her? 1043 00:47:39.760 --> 00:47:42.039 So we uh, what else? 1044 00:47:42.119 --> 00:47:43.559 Is something? Something? One thing? 1045 00:47:43.559 --> 00:47:46.599 We gotta we had before before the question, it was 1046 00:47:46.679 --> 00:47:52.800 leading holy ship, I was fifty minutes the Olympic game, 1047 00:47:52.920 --> 00:47:55.000 so there's a satanic panic. And then it led to 1048 00:47:55.199 --> 00:47:59.039 people panicking about this lady boxer. 1049 00:47:59.639 --> 00:47:59.880 Yeah. 1050 00:48:00.039 --> 00:48:01.519 I don't know if you saw the discourse, And that 1051 00:48:01.639 --> 00:48:04.119 was probably the craziest thing I've seen in a while 1052 00:48:04.159 --> 00:48:08.760 because of how far it went, like how yeah, people 1053 00:48:08.800 --> 00:48:10.880 that don't give a shit about any of this stuff, 1054 00:48:10.880 --> 00:48:13.599 we're talking about it like some uocifa. It blew up 1055 00:48:13.639 --> 00:48:17.679 so bad that even like Logan Paul talking about you, 1056 00:48:17.840 --> 00:48:20.280 Jake was even like, oh, it sucks that, you know, 1057 00:48:20.320 --> 00:48:22.480 with the current agendas and what's happening, but maybe I 1058 00:48:22.480 --> 00:48:24.079 can get you on one of the under cards, Like 1059 00:48:24.159 --> 00:48:26.880 to the Italian girl, because first they saw that interview. 1060 00:48:26.960 --> 00:48:29.760 She's a fucking quitter. She got rocked and she quit, 1061 00:48:30.199 --> 00:48:32.119 so this will happen, like this will happen this Italian 1062 00:48:32.199 --> 00:48:34.239 boxer versus this Algerian boxer. 1063 00:48:34.320 --> 00:48:34.960 Right, I went. 1064 00:48:35.440 --> 00:48:38.880 Right, And so she quit after she got pummeled and 1065 00:48:38.960 --> 00:48:41.199 she cried about blah blah blah, And to be fair 1066 00:48:41.199 --> 00:48:43.320 to her, she was like, not trying to make it 1067 00:48:43.360 --> 00:48:47.440 about the whole narrative. It's the freak transgender panic. 1068 00:48:47.559 --> 00:48:49.639 Yeah, she was just disappointed, like most people are when 1069 00:48:49.639 --> 00:48:50.920 they go to the Olympics and lose. 1070 00:48:51.000 --> 00:48:55.079 Yeah, and by the way, story that is very common 1071 00:48:56.400 --> 00:48:58.400 the Olympics. It's like, if you're part of the Olympics, 1072 00:48:59.360 --> 00:49:00.000 of those people are. 1073 00:49:00.159 --> 00:49:04.199 People know most most people nine. 1074 00:49:05.199 --> 00:49:07.880 I'm thinking teams, teams Okay, yeah, yeah, you're right, Like 1075 00:49:07.920 --> 00:49:09.719 there's like a bunch of people are coming in like 1076 00:49:09.840 --> 00:49:11.880 last or fourth or seventh if. 1077 00:49:11.800 --> 00:49:12.239 You know, whatever. 1078 00:49:12.320 --> 00:49:16.599 If you don't get a medal, you're you're completely like nothing. Yeah, 1079 00:49:16.599 --> 00:49:16.800 you know. 1080 00:49:17.840 --> 00:49:20.760 The most common story of an Olympic athlete is, god, 1081 00:49:20.840 --> 00:49:21.199 damn it. 1082 00:49:21.239 --> 00:49:23.280 I was defeated, damn and now I have to wait 1083 00:49:23.559 --> 00:49:25.280 years to do it again. 1084 00:49:25.599 --> 00:49:26.960 I might not be able to do it. You might 1085 00:49:27.000 --> 00:49:29.239 not even you might not have the body, and it 1086 00:49:29.320 --> 00:49:30.039 might be too old. 1087 00:49:30.199 --> 00:49:31.880 There's so many that sucks. 1088 00:49:32.320 --> 00:49:35.000 But I mean, it's not also shot even make it 1089 00:49:35.000 --> 00:49:36.679 there in the first let's sing a moment that because 1090 00:49:36.920 --> 00:49:38.719 this never happened. A bunch of fucking losers. The ones 1091 00:49:38.760 --> 00:49:41.559 that don't get they don't get the ones that'll get gold. 1092 00:49:41.639 --> 00:49:43.679 Those are people that work very, very hard. So all 1093 00:49:43.719 --> 00:49:45.800 of them deserve some sort of form of respect and 1094 00:49:46.280 --> 00:49:48.599 consideration because they've made it to that state. I could 1095 00:49:48.639 --> 00:49:50.880 make it to No you can't, I could do it. 1096 00:49:50.880 --> 00:49:53.400 No you can't being a dickhead, the dickhead of them 1097 00:49:53.559 --> 00:49:58.119 to make it to an amazing Olympics, the fucking jackass Olympics, 1098 00:49:58.159 --> 00:50:00.719 and I win, by my I get it. 1099 00:50:00.719 --> 00:50:01.840 I've trained, I get it. 1100 00:50:01.920 --> 00:50:05.760 This guy's a fucking dickhead. Cakes and motherfucking get your 1101 00:50:05.760 --> 00:50:08.000 fucking three medals. They literally just gave me. They don't 1102 00:50:08.039 --> 00:50:11.159 even like it. 1103 00:50:12.000 --> 00:50:12.440 I saw it. 1104 00:50:12.480 --> 00:50:14.840 I saw a guy on like a fucking like I 1105 00:50:14.840 --> 00:50:17.159 don't even know, like a fake leather fucking hot dog 1106 00:50:17.239 --> 00:50:20.039 bun with like with like fucking metal things, and he 1107 00:50:20.119 --> 00:50:22.360 was like spinning his legs around like. 1108 00:50:22.400 --> 00:50:25.000 I could fucking do that. Yeah, the pummel. 1109 00:50:25.079 --> 00:50:26.719 What is it called. I think it's called the pump. 1110 00:50:27.159 --> 00:50:28.360 I don't know what you're talking about. 1111 00:50:28.400 --> 00:50:30.719 I think you're the pumble when you're doing the gay 1112 00:50:31.119 --> 00:50:32.960 swinging things. Yeah, it's like I could do that. 1113 00:50:34.000 --> 00:50:35.039 The fuck I can figure that out. 1114 00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:38.599 In twenty minutes. Those guys are so incredibly jacked and 1115 00:50:38.599 --> 00:50:40.880 and stead of doing the rest of the podcast right 1116 00:50:40.920 --> 00:50:44.559 now in the background, trained to do that, stop talking 1117 00:50:44.639 --> 00:50:46.800 right now and go do what if you're amazing? What 1118 00:50:46.840 --> 00:50:48.239 if you actually got it? 1119 00:50:48.480 --> 00:50:50.280 It's called it like a naturally, it's like am it's 1120 00:50:50.280 --> 00:50:52.559 like a pommel horse. I'm so fuck I don't I 1121 00:50:53.480 --> 00:50:54.679 I don't take my word. 1122 00:50:54.760 --> 00:50:56.679 You know what I'm talking about. I know exactly. When 1123 00:50:56.679 --> 00:50:59.039 they see the weird it's almost like they're doing their 1124 00:50:59.039 --> 00:51:02.599 break dancing, but on that things like the horse thing. 1125 00:51:03.320 --> 00:51:07.000 Chris, Chris, there's no Chris. There's no way it looks 1126 00:51:08.360 --> 00:51:10.599 like a jockey unless you, unless you, unless you have 1127 00:51:10.840 --> 00:51:14.800 a deceptive unbelievably which I know you are stronger than 1128 00:51:14.840 --> 00:51:17.239 you look already. I know that about you. Unless you 1129 00:51:17.320 --> 00:51:20.119 have an insane amount of upper body drink, you cannot 1130 00:51:20.159 --> 00:51:22.719 do that. If you have to have it, you'd have 1131 00:51:22.760 --> 00:51:25.280 to be able to grip into this table. 1132 00:51:25.599 --> 00:51:27.559 Like a jockey thing man, like you know, like the 1133 00:51:27.639 --> 00:51:30.199 less you weigh, you don't have to be as because 1134 00:51:30.320 --> 00:51:33.480 like those guys are there. When you see the guys 1135 00:51:33.480 --> 00:51:35.480 that are doing that ship, I'm like, how are they 1136 00:51:35.480 --> 00:51:38.679 not on steroids? They're so insire, Jack, they are. That's 1137 00:51:38.679 --> 00:51:42.119 what I'm saying. Clearly, I'm forty nine pounds. 1138 00:51:44.920 --> 00:51:47.760 I did being forty nine pounds all this dangerous and 1139 00:51:48.679 --> 00:51:53.480 well it's not exists because at that moment you can 1140 00:51:53.559 --> 00:51:55.360 like get out bodied by a child. I don't. I 1141 00:51:55.360 --> 00:51:56.400 think that's scary. 1142 00:51:56.559 --> 00:51:58.559 Have you seen that one wrestler guy that's just a 1143 00:51:58.559 --> 00:52:00.599 torso maybe she him? 1144 00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:03.519 It's it kind of know what you mean. Yeah, it 1145 00:52:03.559 --> 00:52:06.000 creeps me out. No, he's literally just has like one arm, 1146 00:52:06.079 --> 00:52:07.599 right or something like that. I think he has one 1147 00:52:07.679 --> 00:52:09.519 arm and he's like has no legs, and it's it. 1148 00:52:10.119 --> 00:52:12.840 I I know, disrespect to the guy almost scares me. 1149 00:52:12.960 --> 00:52:16.760 I almost think that's actually an unfair advantage as a wrestler. 1150 00:52:16.800 --> 00:52:20.360 Actually, well the thing because you don't have any like pinpoints, 1151 00:52:20.360 --> 00:52:21.960 well the thing I don't like. He I think he 1152 00:52:22.000 --> 00:52:23.480 also did an m M A match and he won, 1153 00:52:23.800 --> 00:52:26.119 and I felt like that unfair thing that it's not 1154 00:52:26.239 --> 00:52:30.440 it's it's just kind of like it's stupid because. 1155 00:52:30.239 --> 00:52:33.280 Point that's so nebulous though, Like because then what because 1156 00:52:33.320 --> 00:52:36.360 that I would consider that like a massive disadvantage. 1157 00:52:36.519 --> 00:52:38.199 But then it like flips around. 1158 00:52:37.960 --> 00:52:40.280 Like can it be can something be such a disadvantage 1159 00:52:40.280 --> 00:52:41.400 that it becomes in advantage? 1160 00:52:41.440 --> 00:52:43.719 I actually think so. I think you can be so 1161 00:52:43.800 --> 00:52:47.159 stupid that you could at that moment be not limited 1162 00:52:47.199 --> 00:52:49.639 by what the world's rules put in front of you. 1163 00:52:50.119 --> 00:52:51.760 Therefore you could start doing what you want. 1164 00:52:52.039 --> 00:52:54.840 It's actually a lot of like successful businesses probably like 1165 00:52:54.880 --> 00:52:58.119 they're just like, so, they're so stupid that they're not 1166 00:52:58.239 --> 00:53:00.800 aware of the risks or howdangerous what they're so that 1167 00:53:00.840 --> 00:53:02.519 they're planning is, and then they do it, and then 1168 00:53:02.519 --> 00:53:03.840 they just walk out and succeed. 1169 00:53:03.920 --> 00:53:05.239 Yeah, and now they're geniuses. 1170 00:53:05.519 --> 00:53:08.320 Yeah, now they're genius. Yeah, and now they own fucking X. 1171 00:53:10.000 --> 00:53:12.320 Yeah. But yeah, that guy, that guy was Twitter. 1172 00:53:12.360 --> 00:53:15.079 By the way, I'm dead naming that. I don't respect machines. 1173 00:53:15.119 --> 00:53:15.559 Yeah, I don't. 1174 00:53:15.599 --> 00:53:18.920 I don't respect I don't respect the identity of machines. 1175 00:53:20.079 --> 00:53:21.880 You can quote me in twenty sixty. By the way, 1176 00:53:23.119 --> 00:53:25.800 I will still believe it. Why with your fucking machine wife. 1177 00:53:25.719 --> 00:53:27.440 I don't give a shit. I'll keep my machine wife 1178 00:53:27.519 --> 00:53:27.920 like crazy. 1179 00:53:29.079 --> 00:53:31.440 I mean, there's nothing wrong with that. So she's got 1180 00:53:31.480 --> 00:53:34.000 a scream and cry though you would, you would program 1181 00:53:34.039 --> 00:53:35.840 that absolutely, I would make it sound like jay Z 1182 00:53:36.000 --> 00:53:41.920 every time, every time, every time. But yeah, so the 1183 00:53:41.960 --> 00:53:43.519 Olympic thing, oh yeah, the Olympic thing. 1184 00:53:43.639 --> 00:53:46.719 So yeah, yeah, the Italian girl whatever, she she she lost, 1185 00:53:46.760 --> 00:53:48.639 she she got really emotional. She tried to do it 1186 00:53:48.639 --> 00:53:52.480 for a poppy pop and she was just like somebody 1187 00:53:52.480 --> 00:53:55.079 touched on my spugget, and then she cried, did you 1188 00:53:55.079 --> 00:53:56.840 see when like a couple of minutes later she like 1189 00:53:56.880 --> 00:53:59.679 walked off screen and jumped into a giant green pipe 1190 00:53:59.760 --> 00:54:00.599 and at home. 1191 00:54:02.119 --> 00:54:03.480 Yoshi came my pattern back. 1192 00:54:05.519 --> 00:54:11.480 Yoshi came the prerequisite government UH issued yoa issued that 1193 00:54:11.599 --> 00:54:12.719 every Italian gets. 1194 00:54:12.760 --> 00:54:15.400 Every Italian My god, I would move to Italy at 1195 00:54:15.400 --> 00:54:16.840 a heartbeat if it meant I could get a government. 1196 00:54:17.360 --> 00:54:19.800 I would absolutely give my American. 1197 00:54:19.559 --> 00:54:22.239 I would have just owned my mom be like, why 1198 00:54:22.280 --> 00:54:24.960 do the funk do we not live in Italy? Why 1199 00:54:24.960 --> 00:54:27.840 are we here? I could have had a lifelong Yoshi friend. 1200 00:54:28.159 --> 00:54:31.480 I'm like, are you dumb? I bought my Mario games, 1201 00:54:31.639 --> 00:54:33.599 but we could have just went there and been Mario. 1202 00:54:33.679 --> 00:54:36.880 We couldn't could have done ben Mario, you bitch. 1203 00:54:36.960 --> 00:54:37.159 Yeah. 1204 00:54:37.199 --> 00:54:38.760 I could have been picking apples off a tree with 1205 00:54:38.760 --> 00:54:42.199 my dinosaurs long time. And you know that. 1206 00:54:43.320 --> 00:54:45.559 Having a Yoshi, I could have immigrated here afterwards. 1207 00:54:45.559 --> 00:54:47.559 With the Yoshi, Yeah, I could have ate a fucking 1208 00:54:47.639 --> 00:54:50.679 blue turtle flew across the ocean. 1209 00:54:50.840 --> 00:54:52.960 How do you Yoshi can water skip mom. 1210 00:54:53.000 --> 00:54:55.239 I fucking hate you. 1211 00:54:54.800 --> 00:54:56.519 You could be do you think you could be. 1212 00:54:56.519 --> 00:54:59.079 A well adjusted child if you learned everything you know 1213 00:54:59.119 --> 00:55:04.119 about the world front. I'm just Mario, No way, no way. 1214 00:55:05.320 --> 00:55:08.239 You just eat mush to get bigger, just like did 1215 00:55:08.320 --> 00:55:09.039 you give the ground for. 1216 00:55:10.079 --> 00:55:12.920 The getting much? You're getting beat up and then you're 1217 00:55:12.960 --> 00:55:16.159 like I show you and you eat a fucking. 1218 00:55:15.920 --> 00:55:19.199 Whole and then you get so high that you win. 1219 00:55:19.719 --> 00:55:22.079 You get so high that you win, but you actually 1220 00:55:22.199 --> 00:55:25.039 murdered somebody. Yeah, I think the goomb goom was with. 1221 00:55:25.039 --> 00:55:27.079 They're actually people's dogs and small children. 1222 00:55:27.159 --> 00:55:29.679 Yeah, you're gonna stomp people to death prison. I think 1223 00:55:29.679 --> 00:55:30.960 that's what happened while. 1224 00:55:30.800 --> 00:55:34.119 Screaming whoa, and the person can't hold it because you're 1225 00:55:34.199 --> 00:55:36.159 jumping and you don't care about your hands, so you're 1226 00:55:36.199 --> 00:55:39.400 breaking the ceiling and the like yo, he's going for it, he's. 1227 00:55:39.320 --> 00:55:43.960 Going arm is it like. 1228 00:55:44.159 --> 00:55:44.840 Hit the ceiling? 1229 00:55:45.320 --> 00:55:48.199 Yeah, so that happened the Italian boxer when she lost 1230 00:55:48.599 --> 00:55:52.360 lost Winter Tunnel with their Yoshi and so all these 1231 00:55:52.719 --> 00:55:56.519 fucking crazy assholes that those people what are they called 1232 00:55:56.519 --> 00:55:59.079 the transvestigators those Yeah, yeah, they showed up, yea, they 1233 00:55:59.079 --> 00:56:02.280 showed up and they made the assertion that her opponent 1234 00:56:02.360 --> 00:56:09.360 was actually a trans a trans woman who was born male, 1235 00:56:09.920 --> 00:56:12.039 and so therefore it's like, oh, we'll mention be fighting 1236 00:56:12.039 --> 00:56:15.440 women obviously. H So that was like a big kind 1237 00:56:15.440 --> 00:56:16.400 of talk of the town. 1238 00:56:16.679 --> 00:56:19.079 And then I don't know, even just like a little 1239 00:56:19.119 --> 00:56:21.440 bit of research into this would have saved a lot 1240 00:56:21.440 --> 00:56:24.519 of people, because it's just like, dude, they're not this 1241 00:56:24.599 --> 00:56:28.320 country is not going to say trans person to represent them. 1242 00:56:28.719 --> 00:56:29.920 In the Olympics. 1243 00:56:30.039 --> 00:56:32.559 The idea that that, the idea that Arteria would do 1244 00:56:32.599 --> 00:56:35.079 that is crazy. So no, and then there was a 1245 00:56:35.119 --> 00:56:38.159 whole thing about like, oh, well she has like male 1246 00:56:38.239 --> 00:56:42.800 chromosomes or something something like, well, no, I saw this 1247 00:56:42.920 --> 00:56:45.360 was the conversation that I saw was like, she's born with. 1248 00:56:45.320 --> 00:56:47.920 This is people speculated this. This is entirely speculation. There's 1249 00:56:47.920 --> 00:56:49.920 no actual confirmation of this. But that is the thing 1250 00:56:49.920 --> 00:56:53.840 that happened. She's that she's there is a possibility there's 1251 00:56:53.840 --> 00:56:56.360 a lot of people are speculating that she's intersex, meaning 1252 00:56:56.400 --> 00:56:59.440 that she may have like an extra like male chromosome. 1253 00:56:59.480 --> 00:57:02.239 But the thing is she has a pussy. Yeah, she 1254 00:57:02.239 --> 00:57:06.039 has a uterus and apparently can have children too. She's 1255 00:57:06.159 --> 00:57:08.800 a she's y x X. 1256 00:57:09.000 --> 00:57:11.800 They did the same thing. Something they're speculating, but the 1257 00:57:11.880 --> 00:57:14.559 thing is they did the same thing to Uh, who's 1258 00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:18.360 that that that fucking broad that got arrested. W Uh 1259 00:57:18.760 --> 00:57:22.840 Brittany Grinder, Brittany Grinder. They're like, that's a man baby. 1260 00:57:23.039 --> 00:57:27.960 They some people started sharing footage of her playing basketball 1261 00:57:28.000 --> 00:57:30.960 shirtless and she has like no tits and so it's 1262 00:57:30.960 --> 00:57:32.800 good enough for me. And I'm like, oh, I didn't 1263 00:57:32.280 --> 00:57:35.440 I that's it. Huh. Like there's these people. It takes 1264 00:57:35.599 --> 00:57:38.519 nothing for them to be convinced that, oh, somebody is 1265 00:57:38.559 --> 00:57:42.440 a man. Oh they don't have full pouting lips and 1266 00:57:42.719 --> 00:57:43.320 round face. 1267 00:57:43.719 --> 00:57:45.000 Everybody's a man like. 1268 00:57:45.199 --> 00:57:47.480 It takes nothing, Like they see that person like, oh, 1269 00:57:47.559 --> 00:57:50.000 strong jaw, it must be a man. I'm like every 1270 00:57:50.480 --> 00:57:51.639 chick of the Olympics. 1271 00:57:51.239 --> 00:57:54.880 Has a straw. These people don't understand anything about science 1272 00:57:54.960 --> 00:57:57.760 at all. There's a woman with a condition called postic 1273 00:57:57.800 --> 00:58:00.960 ovary a pc O S Yes, I know, syndrome. Right. 1274 00:58:01.480 --> 00:58:06.119 There are women. They unfortunately just produce more tasas. There's 1275 00:58:06.159 --> 00:58:09.760 still absolutely women. They can have babies. They can fucking 1276 00:58:10.119 --> 00:58:11.880 them can't. Some of them can't. Some of them have 1277 00:58:12.000 --> 00:58:14.320 problem with children. Of course that's true. But a lot 1278 00:58:14.360 --> 00:58:16.280 of them can just have children, like they have even 1279 00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:18.960 parts everything. 1280 00:58:19.360 --> 00:58:21.239 Well, there's even people who can be born like women, 1281 00:58:21.239 --> 00:58:23.400 who can be born with like male chromosomes and still 1282 00:58:23.440 --> 00:58:26.239 develop ultimately like women and would be women and wouldn't 1283 00:58:26.280 --> 00:58:29.039 know that they weren't unless you like scanned, like did 1284 00:58:29.079 --> 00:58:32.280 like some crazy deep scan into their fucking biology. Which 1285 00:58:32.320 --> 00:58:33.800 at that point it's like, I think this was like 1286 00:58:33.840 --> 00:58:36.360 a condition too that was like I think eight percent 1287 00:58:36.400 --> 00:58:38.559 of women in the Olympics, like way way long ago, 1288 00:58:38.599 --> 00:58:41.400 like way way way way, way way long ago, also 1289 00:58:41.480 --> 00:58:43.480 had but we're still able to participate because they are 1290 00:58:43.480 --> 00:58:44.840 women and of course like they're women. 1291 00:58:45.119 --> 00:58:49.039 Yeah, I don't know. 1292 00:58:49.639 --> 00:58:51.960 This is not the legitimate nature of it. Like they 1293 00:58:52.039 --> 00:58:54.840 tried to fucking quote the fucking Spotbob, the spot Sower 1294 00:58:54.920 --> 00:58:57.840 episode with fucking Randy Savage is in the military, like 1295 00:58:58.119 --> 00:59:00.599 not in military Olympics fighting the strong Woman. 1296 00:59:00.760 --> 00:59:01.920 Yeah, the SpongeBob episode. 1297 00:59:05.159 --> 00:59:09.519 SpongeBob, my brain was like, oh, it's so ridiculous. 1298 00:59:09.679 --> 00:59:11.079 So here's the thing that bothered me about it, right, 1299 00:59:11.239 --> 00:59:14.840 because oftentimes it's like, well, all that matters is what's 1300 00:59:14.920 --> 00:59:18.400 between your legs, and this person is clearly like female 1301 00:59:18.400 --> 00:59:20.599 by that account. But then it's like, now now it's 1302 00:59:20.599 --> 00:59:22.760 about chromosomes. Well, it's like if if you open that door, 1303 00:59:22.800 --> 00:59:25.119 then like there's a bunch of women who are ostensibly 1304 00:59:25.159 --> 00:59:26.920 women who aren't women anymore. So it's like, what do 1305 00:59:27.000 --> 00:59:28.960 you like, it's all just completely fucked. 1306 00:59:29.039 --> 00:59:30.800 You know, they don't care about that. I know, I know, 1307 00:59:30.960 --> 00:59:33.079 I know, I know. No no, no, but that's I 1308 00:59:33.239 --> 00:59:36.280 know because they're opening that No. No, I'm glad that 1309 00:59:36.280 --> 00:59:39.599 she their entire ideology. I'm glad that you opened up 1310 00:59:39.639 --> 00:59:42.079 that thing because it just shows you that they don't care. 1311 00:59:42.159 --> 00:59:44.719 Because it's like, as soon as you prove them wrong 1312 00:59:44.760 --> 00:59:46.760 about that, then they're gonna be, oh, what about fairness? Now, 1313 00:59:46.800 --> 00:59:48.280 I'm like, you don't care about fair If you want 1314 00:59:48.280 --> 00:59:51.199 to talk about fairness, did you want to talk about 1315 00:59:51.239 --> 00:59:58.239 Michael Phelps? Like James to me, that's should not be there. 1316 00:59:58.280 --> 01:00:00.400 There is no weight classes in the NBA, and it's 1317 01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:03.360 kind of crazy actually, because it allows some people to 1318 01:00:03.480 --> 01:00:06.920 dominate in the most ridiculous ways, like Neil was actually 1319 01:00:07.519 --> 01:00:11.960 technically a shitty basketball player because he barely practiced. One 1320 01:00:11.960 --> 01:00:15.960 of the reasons why Bryant hated got so mad at him. 1321 01:00:16.360 --> 01:00:19.239 Is because Kobe Bryant would practice That's all great, he 1322 01:00:19.400 --> 01:00:22.760 got it right. Shaq would just eat cheeseburgers and dominate 1323 01:00:23.199 --> 01:00:23.719 like and. 1324 01:00:25.480 --> 01:00:26.079 Just so big. 1325 01:00:26.840 --> 01:00:30.719 He was athletic. Nobody could do it until they finally 1326 01:00:31.159 --> 01:00:34.280 geniuses like, oh, he can't do free throws, just found 1327 01:00:34.920 --> 01:00:36.480 So then it was called hack a shack and they 1328 01:00:36.480 --> 01:00:38.960 do a foul him and he just never practiced free throws. 1329 01:00:39.199 --> 01:00:42.599 So then he started to actually mitigate, you know, they 1330 01:00:42.599 --> 01:00:45.960 started to mitigate some of the damn Yeah, young was terrifying. Yeah, 1331 01:00:46.079 --> 01:00:49.840 thing was fat to enforce their fucking glass. Yeah, because 1332 01:00:49.840 --> 01:00:52.280 they called it shack proof because he kept breaking them. 1333 01:00:52.760 --> 01:00:54.800 And it's just like it just to show you that, like, okay, 1334 01:00:54.800 --> 01:00:58.039 if we want to talk about fairness, clearly Michael Felt 1335 01:00:58.679 --> 01:01:01.320 felt clearly, he has such an advantage over everyone. 1336 01:01:01.360 --> 01:01:03.880 This motherfucker is going to destroy everybody. Point at a 1337 01:01:03.880 --> 01:01:05.800 certain point, athletes, this is like this is like not 1338 01:01:05.920 --> 01:01:08.559 a new thing for athletes. Look at someone like Lebron 1339 01:01:08.639 --> 01:01:10.559 James should not be as fast as because he is. 1340 01:01:10.800 --> 01:01:14.280 That is like mathematically almost human like not fair. 1341 01:01:14.400 --> 01:01:16.559 At a certain point, you're you're you're just kind of 1342 01:01:16.639 --> 01:01:21.480 upset that somebody just has a natural advantage over somebody else, 1343 01:01:21.480 --> 01:01:23.599 and that's just a very common occurrence. Like I don't, 1344 01:01:23.599 --> 01:01:25.599 I don't know what to really tell you, and I 1345 01:01:25.639 --> 01:01:28.199 think there's kind of a situation here that's very awkward 1346 01:01:28.559 --> 01:01:31.920 for a lot of perspectives where it's just like there 1347 01:01:31.920 --> 01:01:34.159 are people now that are argues like, well, chromosomes are 1348 01:01:34.199 --> 01:01:37.079 the only defining character in in in human sex, and 1349 01:01:37.079 --> 01:01:42.159 it's like, well, that can't at that point. Chromosomes are 1350 01:01:42.199 --> 01:01:44.599 the define are the determined factor in sex because of 1351 01:01:44.639 --> 01:01:47.199 how they influence the development of the reproductive system. That 1352 01:01:47.239 --> 01:01:50.079 is how that is the reason why that is even 1353 01:01:50.119 --> 01:01:53.400 remotely relevant to us as people and as like a species. 1354 01:01:54.440 --> 01:01:58.199 You know, So like there are probably women in your family. 1355 01:01:58.320 --> 01:02:02.000 Your mom might have fucking, you know, male chromosomes and 1356 01:02:02.119 --> 01:02:04.159 was able to give birth to you. Would you call 1357 01:02:04.199 --> 01:02:05.800 her then a man at that point, just because she 1358 01:02:05.840 --> 01:02:06.920 has those promises. 1359 01:02:06.559 --> 01:02:10.519 And it is of and at that moment it becomes 1360 01:02:10.559 --> 01:02:13.199 so first of all, it's people that don't know the sign, 1361 01:02:13.280 --> 01:02:13.480 by the. 1362 01:02:13.440 --> 01:02:15.639 Way, speculation, she might just be a jacktary, which, by 1363 01:02:15.639 --> 01:02:17.239 the way, I've seen my entire life. I remember the 1364 01:02:17.559 --> 01:02:20.519 girl in my fucking in my fourth grade class. It 1365 01:02:20.639 --> 01:02:24.360 was like very clearly, like she can beat anybody up here. God, 1366 01:02:24.440 --> 01:02:25.280 she's clearly a woman. 1367 01:02:25.440 --> 01:02:29.039 Brock Lesnar's daughter a clone of him, Like she's a 1368 01:02:29.079 --> 01:02:30.239 clone of him, but a girl. 1369 01:02:30.320 --> 01:02:32.800 And here's the thing about brock Lesner's daughter that annoys 1370 01:02:32.840 --> 01:02:34.719 me about all of those people. This is how I 1371 01:02:34.719 --> 01:02:35.800 know they don't care about any. 1372 01:02:35.639 --> 01:02:36.000 Of this ship. 1373 01:02:36.199 --> 01:02:39.199 Yeah, yeah, not a word, not a peep. They accept 1374 01:02:39.440 --> 01:02:41.960 brock Lesner as a woman. And the daughter just like, oh, 1375 01:02:41.960 --> 01:02:44.199 it's crazy. All you see the common daughter. All you 1376 01:02:44.199 --> 01:02:45.559 see in the yeah yeah, all you see in the 1377 01:02:45.559 --> 01:02:49.239 comments sections of brock Lesner's daughter right is like, damn, 1378 01:02:49.599 --> 01:02:52.480 the mom didn't have any fighting chance for the jeans, Like, 1379 01:02:52.519 --> 01:02:55.039 oh if they're just making jokes like that there, I 1380 01:02:55.039 --> 01:02:57.559 didn't see this wave of transfer. I didn't see Matt 1381 01:02:57.599 --> 01:02:59.280 Walsh and the fucking. 1382 01:02:59.039 --> 01:03:02.239 Quartery be like these they're a bulge, like like they're 1383 01:03:02.239 --> 01:03:04.440 doing right now for this, like fucking quartering. And she 1384 01:03:04.840 --> 01:03:07.880 she's a fighter, she's she does shot puts and stuff 1385 01:03:07.880 --> 01:03:09.000 like that. She she competes. 1386 01:03:09.880 --> 01:03:12.280 She's monstrous. She's monster. 1387 01:03:12.960 --> 01:03:17.039 I bet she she would easily body us. 1388 01:03:17.440 --> 01:03:19.000 She was like, I'm funcking you guys up. I'd be 1389 01:03:19.039 --> 01:03:20.679 like somebody who's one first. 1390 01:03:20.840 --> 01:03:22.840 That's crazy about it's not even it's not even a 1391 01:03:22.880 --> 01:03:24.920 new thing, like even in like fucking hay Arnold, you 1392 01:03:24.920 --> 01:03:26.519 had it like an old guy or not not. 1393 01:03:26.920 --> 01:03:28.840 What's what's the fuck? I ever got her name? Is 1394 01:03:28.880 --> 01:03:31.239 it with the p Patty? What's Patty? Patty? 1395 01:03:31.280 --> 01:03:35.320 Yeah, Patty, man, it is No, that's Doug Patty. 1396 01:03:35.360 --> 01:03:39.360 Mady was yoked dog give me that dick who was 1397 01:03:39.440 --> 01:03:42.880 clearly like a massive more like a masculine girl who 1398 01:03:42.920 --> 01:03:45.480 could beat most of the boys. And we understood this 1399 01:03:45.599 --> 01:03:48.320 is like, we understood this was possible. They don't what happened. 1400 01:03:48.639 --> 01:03:51.880 These people don't watch at The girl was six ft 1401 01:03:51.960 --> 01:03:53.519 in fifth grade in my class. 1402 01:03:53.599 --> 01:03:55.480 She was a monster. People don't watch the sport. They 1403 01:03:55.519 --> 01:03:57.519 don't watch, they don't watch female they don't care. 1404 01:03:58.360 --> 01:04:04.000 It's like female boxing. I've female warriors. 1405 01:04:03.559 --> 01:04:04.119 Just say this too. 1406 01:04:07.079 --> 01:04:08.840 We shouldn't care about women's box. 1407 01:04:10.000 --> 01:04:13.440 I mean, I disagree with that. I who the fuck 1408 01:04:13.480 --> 01:04:18.119 cares about If some of it's impressive, I mean I. 1409 01:04:17.400 --> 01:04:19.079 Was that fight impressive? Was the fact that we want 1410 01:04:19.079 --> 01:04:19.320 to be. 1411 01:04:19.239 --> 01:04:21.920 Honest, that fight wasn't impressive because that. 1412 01:04:21.920 --> 01:04:25.039 Was here Here's where I'm coming from. This other person 1413 01:04:25.119 --> 01:04:26.400 made it to the Olympics. 1414 01:04:27.000 --> 01:04:27.599 That's true. 1415 01:04:28.239 --> 01:04:31.239 Look, so like, what the fuck? Look, I'm being honest. 1416 01:04:31.280 --> 01:04:34.280 I care about Uh, I care about women's m m A. 1417 01:04:34.960 --> 01:04:37.960 But uh, even the even the dominant ones like Laila 1418 01:04:38.159 --> 01:04:42.559 Leila Lee Say, Clarisia Shields, Clorisa Shields can get down. 1419 01:04:43.519 --> 01:04:46.679 There's I don't. I'm not what I was gonna start. 1420 01:04:49.880 --> 01:04:50.639 Pretty there is. 1421 01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:53.800 Look, I'm being an asshole. I don't care about any sports. 1422 01:04:53.800 --> 01:04:55.119 I know, I know you're big an asso on. 1423 01:04:55.159 --> 01:04:57.159 I love it, but I'm just like, Also, I kind 1424 01:04:57.159 --> 01:04:59.599 of like was like I partially because I was thinking 1425 01:04:59.599 --> 01:05:01.800 about it. When I think about female boxers, I can 1426 01:05:01.840 --> 01:05:05.800 probably name like less than ten, and I can name five. Yeah, 1427 01:05:05.880 --> 01:05:06.719 I don't know a single. 1428 01:05:07.000 --> 01:05:09.840 That's kind of thing. And then there's a laundry list 1429 01:05:09.840 --> 01:05:11.599 of male boxers that I'll name all day. 1430 01:05:11.679 --> 01:05:15.360 So there is a thing to however, Mma, I am 1431 01:05:15.480 --> 01:05:17.920 kind of equal. I like, there's a there's a misogynistic 1432 01:05:18.000 --> 01:05:20.079 thing where every time women main event, I see in 1433 01:05:20.079 --> 01:05:23.599 the comments sections all these dickheads unless they're hot, right, 1434 01:05:23.679 --> 01:05:26.480 Yeah they're hot, They're like, yeah, that's all they care about. 1435 01:05:26.840 --> 01:05:29.079 But yeah, all that, I also want to see butt wrestling. 1436 01:05:29.119 --> 01:05:30.440 Yeah, they want to say that, like I want to 1437 01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:33.119 see Sometimes the cameramen are fucking like really leaning in. 1438 01:05:33.159 --> 01:05:36.239 Oh yeah that was from the Olympics. That was from 1439 01:05:36.239 --> 01:05:37.800 a long time ago. But like the camera shot of 1440 01:05:37.800 --> 01:05:39.280 the guy going under under all the track. 1441 01:05:39.239 --> 01:05:41.960 Dude, they fucking that guy was that guy was? 1442 01:05:42.559 --> 01:05:45.000 That was like lime sweating. I have such a this 1443 01:05:45.079 --> 01:05:47.679 is such a terrible day. I need something. 1444 01:05:48.280 --> 01:05:50.679 Yeah, that's what that was. They go, they go kind 1445 01:05:50.679 --> 01:05:53.320 of crazy, and I appreciate it. You know, it's sometimes 1446 01:05:53.360 --> 01:05:55.440 a little fucked up because you're kind of undermining them. 1447 01:05:55.480 --> 01:05:58.880 But you know they unfortunately women, they they're they're built 1448 01:05:59.199 --> 01:06:02.119 like God is, and you're like, I kind. 1449 01:06:01.920 --> 01:06:02.639 Of want to see it. 1450 01:06:03.239 --> 01:06:04.039 I want to see that. 1451 01:06:04.719 --> 01:06:08.480 I want you can also be respectful, but like I'm 1452 01:06:08.559 --> 01:06:12.800 sorry that you're so fabulously I think so like when 1453 01:06:12.840 --> 01:06:15.599 you see the women at the Olympics, you're like Jesus Christ, 1454 01:06:16.000 --> 01:06:17.599 like you want to be respectful because I'm like, I 1455 01:06:17.880 --> 01:06:21.159 do respect their power and their ability, their talent, but 1456 01:06:21.199 --> 01:06:25.519 they look fucking phenomenal because they're respecting their power. I think. 1457 01:06:25.639 --> 01:06:26.920 I think that is crazy. 1458 01:06:27.519 --> 01:06:30.119 It's crazy. But also like you can't not respect you 1459 01:06:30.159 --> 01:06:32.880 should respect kick your faces off. They won't put your 1460 01:06:32.880 --> 01:06:36.920 face off at face value, you don't respect them. But 1461 01:06:36.960 --> 01:06:40.079 in private it you know, you can beat all the 1462 01:06:40.119 --> 01:06:41.119 girls in the Olympics. 1463 01:06:41.280 --> 01:06:43.039 Well, the Olympics I think I could. I mean the 1464 01:06:43.079 --> 01:06:44.639 Olympics in general. I feel like I don't know, man, 1465 01:06:44.639 --> 01:06:46.960 that pommel horse thing that I break dancing on the ice, Like, 1466 01:06:47.000 --> 01:06:49.679 that's that looks like I feel like I could have 1467 01:06:49.760 --> 01:06:52.000 done that at like seven years old. Probably it's not 1468 01:06:52.880 --> 01:06:55.360 that Come on, Like, why I said, it's so crazy. 1469 01:06:55.440 --> 01:06:57.079 There's so many people, Like there were things that are 1470 01:06:57.119 --> 01:06:58.760 at the Olympics that I was like shocked to see 1471 01:06:58.760 --> 01:07:01.280 at the Olympics, Like that's an Olympic thing? 1472 01:07:02.119 --> 01:07:04.400 Why? Yeah, what I loved about the tradition. 1473 01:07:04.599 --> 01:07:06.079 I love that Turkish guy with a gun. 1474 01:07:06.280 --> 01:07:09.760 The fucking like all these people have like these crazy 1475 01:07:09.760 --> 01:07:12.960 glasses scouters or these yeah, like scouters or they got 1476 01:07:12.960 --> 01:07:14.920 these crazy Like there's that one guy who's like fucking 1477 01:07:15.000 --> 01:07:18.320 kicked up like this, yeah, like like. 1478 01:07:18.320 --> 01:07:21.000 He's got his back blown out forty times. Yeah, and 1479 01:07:21.039 --> 01:07:25.320 then there's this Turkish guy in a shirt got the 1480 01:07:25.400 --> 01:07:26.719 second second place. 1481 01:07:26.840 --> 01:07:27.519 This is what I'm saying. 1482 01:07:27.519 --> 01:07:30.360 That guy's a killer. Well he's he is absolutely killed people, 1483 01:07:30.400 --> 01:07:31.280 that guy absolutely. 1484 01:07:31.320 --> 01:07:33.880 I bet that guy didn't even practice, yeah, because he's killed. 1485 01:07:34.079 --> 01:07:34.679 He's so good. 1486 01:07:34.679 --> 01:07:37.639 He's at this in life, not at that moment. 1487 01:07:37.800 --> 01:07:40.719 I bet I bet he never picked up a gun 1488 01:07:40.760 --> 01:07:41.800 before that day. 1489 01:07:42.559 --> 01:07:43.480 Preposterous. 1490 01:07:43.760 --> 01:07:45.719 I bet that was his first time shooting ever. 1491 01:07:45.960 --> 01:07:47.159 That wasn't even close to that. 1492 01:07:49.039 --> 01:07:52.400 He just showed up like, hey, I'm gonna compete there. Fine, yeah, 1493 01:07:53.079 --> 01:07:55.480 we've never seen yeah, yeah, yeah, he shoots. 1494 01:07:55.519 --> 01:07:58.239 He shoots a kid in the face three miles away. 1495 01:07:58.800 --> 01:07:59.360 It's just down. 1496 01:08:00.400 --> 01:08:01.360 It's not that cool. 1497 01:08:01.360 --> 01:08:04.599 You're an Olympian whatever, Like you're not picking up mountains 1498 01:08:04.679 --> 01:08:06.639 or like fucking drinking entire ocean, So like, what the 1499 01:08:06.639 --> 01:08:08.039 fuck do I I don't care like. 1500 01:08:08.119 --> 01:08:13.039 Your your your mentality for what Olympians are, like your 1501 01:08:13.119 --> 01:08:15.559 context of what humans can do is fucked. Well, that's 1502 01:08:15.559 --> 01:08:19.279 what I'm saying. You can't drink the ocean. You're a pussy. 1503 01:08:19.319 --> 01:08:23.560 It's like, well, the inherent, inherent, the inherent problem that 1504 01:08:23.760 --> 01:08:27.319 I have with the Olympics in some way that if 1505 01:08:28.079 --> 01:08:31.119 if a person can do it, it kind of instantly 1506 01:08:31.159 --> 01:08:34.479 becomes less impressive to me in some way. 1507 01:08:34.640 --> 01:08:36.720 To me, that makes no sense. I agree, with you 1508 01:08:37.880 --> 01:08:40.359 is impressive to you, then right right, yeah, okay, you 1509 01:08:40.399 --> 01:08:43.880 are well all right, well, I mean that's fair if 1510 01:08:43.920 --> 01:08:46.439 that's what you think that is, You're entitled to your opinion. 1511 01:08:46.199 --> 01:08:53.159 That dimnutes of mentality of like humanity everything. This guy, 1512 01:08:53.840 --> 01:08:56.680 it's like me talking about astronauts yesterday and how like 1513 01:08:56.760 --> 01:09:00.279 being an astronaut is such a fucking grueling experience. I 1514 01:09:00.680 --> 01:09:02.880 would ever do that. I would if I see the void, 1515 01:09:02.920 --> 01:09:04.359 that's it. Something's gonna break. 1516 01:09:04.359 --> 01:09:07.119 It looks easiest just float around. That's what I want 1517 01:09:07.199 --> 01:09:07.359 to do. 1518 01:09:07.479 --> 01:09:09.479 I want. I wish it was just like, oh, put 1519 01:09:09.479 --> 01:09:11.039 me in a suit and I go up, because that's 1520 01:09:11.039 --> 01:09:14.239 what that's what it is. But but to be even 1521 01:09:13.800 --> 01:09:16.359 to go up there is insane. 1522 01:09:17.600 --> 01:09:19.319 I'm pretty sure they like, why can I just be 1523 01:09:19.520 --> 01:09:21.119 like scrapped in the chair like. 1524 01:09:23.039 --> 01:09:23.319 Smart? 1525 01:09:23.840 --> 01:09:26.239 Yeah, Like if it's got to be smart, all these people, 1526 01:09:26.239 --> 01:09:28.119 you know, the other people that are smart they die 1527 01:09:28.159 --> 01:09:30.039 and this ship is malfunctioning, I'm like, I'll accept my 1528 01:09:30.039 --> 01:09:32.319 fate and I'm like, I'm cool, I'm good. I feel 1529 01:09:32.319 --> 01:09:34.600 like you could get like just like I'll just point 1530 01:09:34.600 --> 01:09:37.680 this ship towards like fucking the Andrama galaxy and let it, 1531 01:09:37.720 --> 01:09:39.720 give it a little thrust and then go out. 1532 01:09:39.840 --> 01:09:43.800 Yeah, like I don't into the planet. Make sure you right, 1533 01:09:45.520 --> 01:09:50.199 I'd find I would pinpoint like York, I'm gonna have 1534 01:09:50.239 --> 01:09:53.039 somebody like Docks the quartering or whatever. I'm sure actually, 1535 01:09:53.079 --> 01:09:54.960 to be fair, I'm sure somebody's already because these people 1536 01:09:54.960 --> 01:09:56.000 are throw animals. 1537 01:09:56.000 --> 01:09:57.720 Those people, they're all the surrounded in. 1538 01:09:57.720 --> 01:10:01.479 That happ written house how he was like, I'm not 1539 01:10:01.560 --> 01:10:04.119 I'm not voting for uh Trump, I'm writing in Ron 1540 01:10:04.159 --> 01:10:06.800 Paul and like everybody's turning on him basically, which, by 1541 01:10:06.840 --> 01:10:08.159 the way, writing in Ron Paul is so fun. 1542 01:10:08.159 --> 01:10:11.239 It's like a very twenty twelve writing in Ron Ron Paul. 1543 01:10:11.920 --> 01:10:13.840 He's alive somehow you want. 1544 01:10:13.680 --> 01:10:18.359 To ticket no like him writing and Ron Paul is like, sir, 1545 01:10:18.680 --> 01:10:20.560 you missed it by a decade. 1546 01:10:20.760 --> 01:10:25.239 Yeah, like you are so far at least right in 1547 01:10:25.359 --> 01:10:29.079 uh what was the they at least write him in 1548 01:10:29.199 --> 01:10:32.079 fuck yeah, because it seems like everyone who's like disillusioned 1549 01:10:32.079 --> 01:10:34.680 with Trump, they're just they're going with hell yeah. 1550 01:10:34.720 --> 01:10:37.520 And even though like but whatever, Ron Paul is like 1551 01:10:37.520 --> 01:10:39.800 a that's like a classical, like it's such an. 1552 01:10:39.760 --> 01:10:42.079 Old that's a standard conservative man. 1553 01:10:42.119 --> 01:10:44.800 Yeah, well I don't remember libertarian. 1554 01:10:44.880 --> 01:10:46.359 Yeah, I remember back in the day, Like I remember 1555 01:10:46.359 --> 01:10:47.920 around twenty twelve when like like. 1556 01:10:49.640 --> 01:10:50.880 I was like looking into Polsici, I. 1557 01:10:50.800 --> 01:10:53.159 Was like, yeah, I mean of the conservative people that 1558 01:10:53.199 --> 01:10:56.760 I've seen, Ron Paul is definitely like the most like tolerable, 1559 01:10:56.920 --> 01:10:59.520 you know, but he also had those like insane hees. 1560 01:10:59.680 --> 01:11:02.119 He has like some insane it's not socially insane, it's 1561 01:11:02.159 --> 01:11:03.079 just like fiscally insane. 1562 01:11:03.079 --> 01:11:05.479 It's just there things that weren't going to bring back 1563 01:11:05.520 --> 01:11:08.439 the gold standard, Yeah, because he's crazy. His main thing 1564 01:11:08.520 --> 01:11:09.760 was he wanted to. 1565 01:11:09.880 --> 01:11:11.840 We don't have gold to justify any of this. 1566 01:11:12.159 --> 01:11:14.640 His main thing is like he wanted to get first, first, 1567 01:11:14.640 --> 01:11:16.000 and fore out of the wars, right. It was like 1568 01:11:16.119 --> 01:11:17.479 get it to get us out of the wars because 1569 01:11:17.479 --> 01:11:19.640 obviously it's like that's fucking obvious. And that's why, like 1570 01:11:19.680 --> 01:11:21.720 most that was controversial by most of the military back 1571 01:11:21.760 --> 01:11:23.920 to him, like if anyone they want to do poles 1572 01:11:23.920 --> 01:11:25.760 in the military, it was like overwhelmingly it was like 1573 01:11:25.800 --> 01:11:27.720 seventy some percent they're like, oh, yeah, we want to 1574 01:11:27.720 --> 01:11:30.399 get the fuck out of here, but the war fighters don't. 1575 01:11:29.359 --> 01:11:32.399 We don't want to be in desert hell. 1576 01:11:32.640 --> 01:11:35.520 Don't want to get blown up. What what a take? 1577 01:11:35.600 --> 01:11:38.159 What a fucking weird crystal ball take that these guys 1578 01:11:38.199 --> 01:11:40.119 don't want to be in hell anymore. I don't want 1579 01:11:40.119 --> 01:11:41.239 my dog to step out an I. 1580 01:11:41.399 --> 01:11:43.800 D again, Yeah, and I don't want to bond with 1581 01:11:43.800 --> 01:11:45.960 another animal then it blow up and carry. 1582 01:11:46.359 --> 01:11:49.000 His ideas man like as far as like the third 1583 01:11:49.079 --> 01:11:52.159 candidate party candidate I was, I was like, there was 1584 01:11:52.279 --> 01:11:55.520 just some sensible stuff. There's libertarianism in general obviously problem, 1585 01:11:55.520 --> 01:11:57.520 but it was like the things of He was like, oh, 1586 01:11:57.600 --> 01:11:59.680 let's get us out of these endless wars, and he 1587 01:11:59.760 --> 01:12:01.520 unders stood why we're in them in the first place. 1588 01:12:01.520 --> 01:12:04.680 He was teaching people, mainstream people about blowback, about like 1589 01:12:04.720 --> 01:12:08.640 why things even happened the first people. 1590 01:12:09.359 --> 01:12:12.520 These people are just in yeah, Like the prevailing wisdom 1591 01:12:12.560 --> 01:12:14.640 at that point was like, you know, these people hate 1592 01:12:14.680 --> 01:12:15.840 America because they hate our freedom. 1593 01:12:15.960 --> 01:12:17.359 Yea, they were just boogeyman there. 1594 01:12:18.119 --> 01:12:22.000 That's so they didn't people take history class. Well no, well 1595 01:12:22.039 --> 01:12:24.279 it's noting that they were forced to hit through his 1596 01:12:24.359 --> 01:12:28.840 first Well, most history classes didn't teach you about like say, oh, 1597 01:12:29.119 --> 01:12:30.159 we were here first. 1598 01:12:30.239 --> 01:12:32.920 That caused them to you know, start holy wars. This 1599 01:12:32.960 --> 01:12:35.800 is why people don't know anything about Israel Palestine. 1600 01:12:35.840 --> 01:12:39.520 You're meant to You're so because you're meant to piece 1601 01:12:39.520 --> 01:12:41.680 that together yourself, because they had too much faith in 1602 01:12:41.720 --> 01:12:44.319 people to be able to make that the. 1603 01:12:44.439 --> 01:12:46.439 Basic history, Like, you don't learn everything in history. 1604 01:12:46.439 --> 01:12:48.840 Obviously, I don't know. You don't learn very much in history, 1605 01:12:48.840 --> 01:12:49.680 if I'm being honest, are. 1606 01:12:49.600 --> 01:12:52.359 You're telling me you learned about like, say, because I 1607 01:12:53.039 --> 01:12:55.960 loved history, like US and American and world history, Well 1608 01:12:56.000 --> 01:13:00.159 it's my favorite subject. I didn't learn a fucking thing 1609 01:13:00.279 --> 01:13:06.159 about why the United States were you know, getting I. 1610 01:13:06.119 --> 01:13:10.159 Learned that learned about I learned about desert storm. I 1611 01:13:10.239 --> 01:13:10.840 learned about. 1612 01:13:10.760 --> 01:13:13.359 Desert storm is a part of the like that's yeah, 1613 01:13:13.399 --> 01:13:15.079 that's adjacent to like the World War. 1614 01:13:16.000 --> 01:13:19.159 But I learned about like part of like got rid 1615 01:13:19.199 --> 01:13:22.159 of leaders, we installed we installed other ones, and then 1616 01:13:22.159 --> 01:13:24.920 we just left and then other people took power and 1617 01:13:24.960 --> 01:13:28.000 then the problem happened. It has happened again. Like didn't 1618 01:13:28.039 --> 01:13:30.600 learn about that stuff. It's crazy about history. 1619 01:13:30.760 --> 01:13:33.600 We learned about that stuff we're talking about. 1620 01:13:33.640 --> 01:13:38.159 But those things, but those things begets things like if 1621 01:13:38.159 --> 01:13:40.720 you have critical thinking, yes you can you learn together. 1622 01:13:40.760 --> 01:13:44.520 Obvious the haden I know what it is, but who's not. 1623 01:13:44.600 --> 01:13:47.159 That's what I mean, Like it's it's a really a boxer, 1624 01:13:47.199 --> 01:13:48.920 it's he's a he's a he's a guy that's a 1625 01:13:48.920 --> 01:13:50.720 world champion dance dance revolution. 1626 01:13:50.920 --> 01:13:54.600 M m, it's me Hadeen, Yeah, had danced. 1627 01:13:55.920 --> 01:13:57.720 Learned about like the I forget what it was. I 1628 01:13:57.720 --> 01:13:59.199 think it's I think it's but like I just feel 1629 01:13:59.239 --> 01:14:01.399 like that's a very I learned about, like Saudi Arabian 1630 01:14:01.399 --> 01:14:02.840 stuff like that, like the Shaid it goes on there. 1631 01:14:02.840 --> 01:14:05.840 I learned about. Obviously, I learned about like the properness 1632 01:14:05.840 --> 01:14:08.520 of the Alamo, like what it actually was. I didn't 1633 01:14:08.560 --> 01:14:10.920 learn about black Wall streets, didn't learn about it. 1634 01:14:10.960 --> 01:14:12.800 But I feel like that's the same thing. There's these things, 1635 01:14:12.840 --> 01:14:15.920 these these stains on American history that they wouldn't dare 1636 01:14:16.000 --> 01:14:18.439 put in the text because it makes us look so bad. 1637 01:14:18.479 --> 01:14:20.399 And a lot of countries do the same thing. Like 1638 01:14:20.600 --> 01:14:22.000 there's a lot of texts around the world there like 1639 01:14:22.079 --> 01:14:24.159 we downplay some of the travesties that we've been a 1640 01:14:24.159 --> 01:14:25.960 part of. And so like when you learn about like 1641 01:14:26.000 --> 01:14:29.800 the Mudjia Deen and we're say fucking ben Lauden first, 1642 01:14:29.840 --> 01:14:32.079 like made his grandiose appearance. I guess where people really 1643 01:14:32.119 --> 01:14:35.000 start to recognize him. And anyway, I'm not gonna get 1644 01:14:35.000 --> 01:14:37.239 too deep into it, but right, but then you also 1645 01:14:37.319 --> 01:14:42.159 learned about his whole fucking uh, his his manifesto, and 1646 01:14:42.199 --> 01:14:44.880 then like we didn't learn anything. There was a complete 1647 01:14:44.960 --> 01:14:46.800 understanding of why all this shit happened. 1648 01:14:46.800 --> 01:14:47.680 We didn't learn any of it. 1649 01:14:48.000 --> 01:14:50.439 And it's like that's crazy, it's stupid, and. 1650 01:14:50.399 --> 01:14:53.760 So it's elective, man. I think it's should be an 1651 01:14:53.760 --> 01:14:56.319 elective it should see look look at I actually believe 1652 01:14:57.920 --> 01:15:00.239 I think he's learned basic history. Basic history, man. 1653 01:15:00.319 --> 01:15:03.680 Yes, like you're saying obvious shit, I'm just saying, like Carlin, 1654 01:15:03.800 --> 01:15:07.439 I actually believe in his conspiracy theory that if people 1655 01:15:07.439 --> 01:15:10.159 are too well informed, you can't control them. 1656 01:15:10.279 --> 01:15:12.920 Well, yes, so why would. 1657 01:15:12.720 --> 01:15:14.680 These classes give us the best information? 1658 01:15:15.159 --> 01:15:15.760 You know what I mean? 1659 01:15:16.239 --> 01:15:18.840 Like obviously, why would you get like so. 1660 01:15:18.600 --> 01:15:19.319 To keep people? 1661 01:15:19.520 --> 01:15:21.640 Could we could we fall for they hate us for 1662 01:15:21.680 --> 01:15:23.319 our freedoms if we knew what the fun was going on? 1663 01:15:23.359 --> 01:15:23.840 Of course not. 1664 01:15:24.319 --> 01:15:26.520 Then the politicians that were trying to row on get 1665 01:15:26.520 --> 01:15:28.479 everybody to be okay with the wars, and even when 1666 01:15:28.520 --> 01:15:30.760 we weren't okay, they did it anyway, like say like 1667 01:15:30.800 --> 01:15:34.319 they would just bypass like Congress or like I'm the President, 1668 01:15:34.319 --> 01:15:36.079 I'm gonna sign it to a law fu checks and bounces. 1669 01:15:36.119 --> 01:15:36.840 We're gonna do it anyway. 1670 01:15:36.840 --> 01:15:37.399 Who is a fuck? 1671 01:15:37.479 --> 01:15:43.000 I'm like, bro, so that's that's uh cool man. But anyway, Uh, yeah, 1672 01:15:43.079 --> 01:15:47.680 the trans gender Panic people are fucking crazy. I am 1673 01:15:47.840 --> 01:15:51.000 positive that they just want uh they're they're mad that 1674 01:15:51.039 --> 01:15:54.439 they can't openly fuck lady boys like they can't with dicks, 1675 01:15:54.479 --> 01:15:58.079 I think, but they can't do it all right, Well, 1676 01:15:59.479 --> 01:16:00.720 they can't do it openly is. 1677 01:16:01.159 --> 01:16:04.840 All the time Thailand often, right, but just fly back 1678 01:16:04.880 --> 01:16:06.640 here to do the episode and then I go to Thailand. 1679 01:16:06.920 --> 01:16:08.600 Lady boys that come back your dude episode. 1680 01:16:08.680 --> 01:16:10.560 That's crazy between shoots. 1681 01:16:10.359 --> 01:16:12.439 Yeah that's right, guys. Later that's impressive. 1682 01:16:12.680 --> 01:16:14.279 But imagine like you know, like the all the gay 1683 01:16:14.319 --> 01:16:16.159 people and the Panic ship. Will you just hold on 1684 01:16:16.680 --> 01:16:19.479 just help? We also looking at the time what we're 1685 01:16:19.520 --> 01:16:21.560 because we usually go like five hours, we just go 1686 01:16:21.600 --> 01:16:23.520 five hours, or we can just say no, we can 1687 01:16:23.520 --> 01:16:26.640 go hey, we're done, go ahead, like it's it is 1688 01:16:26.720 --> 01:16:29.920 completely fine to just say hey, now we're gonna Yeah, 1689 01:16:30.560 --> 01:16:32.319 that's a lot question to one questions. All right, we 1690 01:16:32.399 --> 01:16:35.720 go fucking ruined the vibe. I didn't this guy going 1691 01:16:35.760 --> 01:16:38.079 like this like you're a fucking baby, like you're a 1692 01:16:38.079 --> 01:16:39.159 baby that just can't sit. 1693 01:16:39.039 --> 01:16:42.720 Stealing really hard and fall asleep for there forever. 1694 01:16:42.760 --> 01:16:44.560 If I wasn't also doing the live edit, it would 1695 01:16:44.560 --> 01:16:47.840 be a lot easier. But President of the Goon Society, 1696 01:16:48.560 --> 01:16:49.840 he says, no, why did you do that? 1697 01:16:51.000 --> 01:16:51.199 No? 1698 01:16:51.199 --> 01:16:53.079 Why did you do didn't even say it in the 1699 01:16:53.119 --> 01:16:55.680 in the he even he didn't write it in that accent. 1700 01:16:57.960 --> 01:16:58.600 Yeah, for sure. 1701 01:16:58.600 --> 01:16:59.359 How would it look? 1702 01:16:59.439 --> 01:17:00.840 Would it be that. 1703 01:17:02.640 --> 01:17:06.520 Font distorted? It would be like Arthur. 1704 01:17:06.640 --> 01:17:09.199 In tuberculos is Arthur Morgan. It'd be like big and 1705 01:17:09.279 --> 01:17:13.039 small than like a little wavy, and then like jagged, sometimes. 1706 01:17:12.640 --> 01:17:18.239 Little jagged, little blood on it or something spiked out. No, 1707 01:17:19.560 --> 01:17:21.960 I don't know how great question though, that's a really 1708 01:17:21.960 --> 01:17:22.640 good question, though. 1709 01:17:22.680 --> 01:17:23.039 Thank you. 1710 01:17:23.159 --> 01:17:27.159 Yeah, thanks, No, President, President of the Good Society. I 1711 01:17:27.239 --> 01:17:29.119 was in the podcast while having sex. Then suddenly my 1712 01:17:29.119 --> 01:17:31.319 wife transmographied into iced tea and she said, I got 1713 01:17:31.319 --> 01:17:31.800 news for you. 1714 01:17:33.880 --> 01:17:36.319 It's probably youch there's. 1715 01:17:36.079 --> 01:17:37.239 No proof of that. It's not real. 1716 01:17:37.399 --> 01:17:39.800 So that mean there's two iced teas. Now there's water 1717 01:17:39.840 --> 01:17:44.159 tea and iced tea. Well, shut the funk up, so dumb. 1718 01:17:44.159 --> 01:17:51.399 That sucks water. I forgot about the dumb bugged I 1719 01:17:51.520 --> 01:17:54.000 care now I forgot about I forgot about that. 1720 01:17:54.640 --> 01:17:58.479 Greetings my favorite racial slayer, Raygun Sweeney, and some black Eye. 1721 01:17:58.640 --> 01:17:59.800 You can't use those as slurs. 1722 01:18:00.159 --> 01:18:00.479 Mmm. 1723 01:18:01.199 --> 01:18:04.159 I was torturing myself by doing laser hair removal and 1724 01:18:04.199 --> 01:18:06.600 because of this podcast. The thought of an ape getting 1725 01:18:06.640 --> 01:18:10.039 laser hair removal going rabbid made me laugh hysterically in 1726 01:18:10.079 --> 01:18:11.840 the middle of the session. We've never talked about this, 1727 01:18:12.479 --> 01:18:14.199 so this is your brain doing this. By the way, 1728 01:18:14.439 --> 01:18:16.359 we I don't think have we ever talked about an. 1729 01:18:16.279 --> 01:18:20.520 Ape probably getting a laser hair removal. There's so much shit. 1730 01:18:20.600 --> 01:18:21.159 I don't remember. 1731 01:18:22.039 --> 01:18:23.880 I don't remember fucking anything that we say on the show. 1732 01:18:24.319 --> 01:18:26.279 I did because you know what, there's something popping in 1733 01:18:26.279 --> 01:18:29.479 my head that we looked up hairless apes or something 1734 01:18:29.880 --> 01:18:32.000 hairless bears. I may be thinking of something. I think 1735 01:18:32.000 --> 01:18:33.920 you remember the hairless Bears and sun Bears. 1736 01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:34.960 I don't. 1737 01:18:35.039 --> 01:18:37.439 I don't remember, but I'll just take this fucking person's 1738 01:18:37.439 --> 01:18:39.199 word for it. Yeah whatever, you know better than we do. 1739 01:18:39.239 --> 01:18:42.520 You know, yeahless it was a fever dream. Also, remember 1740 01:18:42.560 --> 01:18:43.680 you kissing me Chris? 1741 01:18:44.800 --> 01:18:46.680 He says, do you guys have similar stories to where 1742 01:18:46.720 --> 01:18:49.479 you were? Where there's a very important event happening, where 1743 01:18:49.479 --> 01:18:51.439 could suck up your We could fuck up your life 1744 01:18:51.439 --> 01:18:53.880 if something went wrong and you just burst it in laughter. No, 1745 01:18:54.640 --> 01:18:58.760 because I'm very a very serious person. I would never 1746 01:18:58.800 --> 01:19:00.680 subject myself to such foolishness. 1747 01:19:00.760 --> 01:19:02.239 I don't even think I've ever laughed before. 1748 01:19:02.760 --> 01:19:06.239 That's true. It's like a super cut of us laughing. 1749 01:19:06.319 --> 01:19:09.520 It's on the ship, like immediately, I think I've ever 1750 01:19:09.560 --> 01:19:12.840 laughed before in my life. I laugh only at people suffering, 1751 01:19:12.920 --> 01:19:15.199 So well, that's not surprising. I'm not laughing. 1752 01:19:15.439 --> 01:19:17.279 Yeah, Sweeney is a sociopathic. 1753 01:19:17.279 --> 01:19:21.359 I think Sweety resurrected Live League. I heard they tried, 1754 01:19:21.520 --> 01:19:23.800 you tried. What was what was the issue? What was you? 1755 01:19:23.840 --> 01:19:26.920 Are you running into fucking the liberal, fucking liberal media, bro? 1756 01:19:27.600 --> 01:19:29.760 Yeah, Well the problem is that Live League is just Twitter. 1757 01:19:29.840 --> 01:19:34.119 Now they've got a competition. It's not as wild, but yeah, 1758 01:19:34.199 --> 01:19:39.279 it's pretty wild, dude. These that's the predator. The predator finders. 1759 01:19:39.520 --> 01:19:44.960 Actually, actually it's specifically wilder than Lively because it finds you. 1760 01:19:45.880 --> 01:19:47.359 Yeah you know what I mean, Like it's not even 1761 01:19:47.359 --> 01:19:49.760 like you have to go to Lively to find it. 1762 01:19:49.760 --> 01:19:51.680 It's found me. 1763 01:19:52.239 --> 01:19:54.960 No, it hasn't. You went to Lively found me dot 1764 01:19:55.119 --> 01:19:56.960 com slash you found me. 1765 01:19:57.720 --> 01:20:04.199 You found me, you Lively. 1766 01:20:04.319 --> 01:20:06.279 I listened down on the grid on my face and 1767 01:20:06.319 --> 01:20:07.680 then start clicking links. 1768 01:20:07.920 --> 01:20:10.279 You're found me Lively. 1769 01:20:11.239 --> 01:20:18.359 Imagine memorating a song, a romantic kind of diatribe about Lively. 1770 01:20:19.880 --> 01:20:26.119 Sounds like you have a job to do a job. 1771 01:20:26.439 --> 01:20:28.279 Let's get get it done. 1772 01:20:28.600 --> 01:20:32.239 Freddy, your biggest, your biggest fan, he said, biggest with 1773 01:20:32.319 --> 01:20:37.640 no tea biggest, biggest? Whoa biggest fan? Is that a 1774 01:20:37.640 --> 01:20:40.279 double entendre? Is there something biggest that I'm unaware of? 1775 01:20:40.560 --> 01:20:44.439 I don't know, like that Scottish town or something I'm from? 1776 01:20:44.520 --> 01:20:48.560 Biggest says, hey, sex hours. How do I go about 1777 01:20:48.800 --> 01:20:50.680 eating the booty like groceries? 1778 01:20:51.079 --> 01:20:52.319 How do you go about it? How do you go 1779 01:20:52.319 --> 01:20:52.680 about it? 1780 01:20:52.760 --> 01:20:54.279 You don't know? You're not eat booty? 1781 01:20:54.680 --> 01:20:58.199 You don't look man, if you if your mind's made up, 1782 01:20:58.239 --> 01:21:01.800 you're gonna eat booty against our wishes, you know, if 1783 01:21:01.800 --> 01:21:05.560 you're adamant, you know I would I would say for 1784 01:21:05.600 --> 01:21:09.439 her to just wash her ass soap soap, though, don't 1785 01:21:09.439 --> 01:21:12.239 fucking don't. Don't just rinse it with water. There's motherfuckers 1786 01:21:12.279 --> 01:21:14.560 that there's motherfuckers that just rinse with water like like 1787 01:21:14.640 --> 01:21:17.359 a bidet. And I'm like, that's not, that's crazy, that's 1788 01:21:17.399 --> 01:21:21.039 not that's not good enough. I unless you're just go ahead. 1789 01:21:21.199 --> 01:21:25.000 I can't fathom how people are so unhygienic still, you know, 1790 01:21:25.199 --> 01:21:29.359 with all the information that's available to you, how do 1791 01:21:29.439 --> 01:21:31.640 you not know to clean yourself? 1792 01:21:31.760 --> 01:21:32.840 Barbarous? Don't know. 1793 01:21:33.359 --> 01:21:35.560 I don't know, man, I'm just like, I'm sorry. When 1794 01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:39.600 you're in the shower, soap your fucking body. Please soap 1795 01:21:39.680 --> 01:21:44.159 your soap, your ass, soap your balls, everything. Get get 1796 01:21:44.239 --> 01:21:45.760 some soap inside your phole a little bit. 1797 01:21:45.800 --> 01:21:49.000 You know. You gotta tip, you gotta, yeah, you gotta there. 1798 01:21:49.479 --> 01:21:53.399 You want to stay fucking swab out the hole, take 1799 01:21:53.439 --> 01:21:56.039 it out. If it's dark red, you cleaned it. 1800 01:21:55.920 --> 01:21:59.399 Well, yeah right right, yeah red means good. 1801 01:22:03.560 --> 01:22:06.920 But yeah, I just make sure happened. 1802 01:22:06.960 --> 01:22:10.079 People like I think they do the back in the day. 1803 01:22:10.319 --> 01:22:14.199 That's how they used to uh swab for st when 1804 01:22:14.199 --> 01:22:16.159 they call them STDs because you know it's STI now, 1805 01:22:16.640 --> 01:22:19.119 So before the STD era, I think that was a 1806 01:22:19.159 --> 01:22:22.640 real thing or that was an urban legend of scare people. 1807 01:22:22.640 --> 01:22:24.520 I don't know, Wait, why they change from STD to 1808 01:22:24.600 --> 01:22:27.479 s c I because it's not a disease. Infections, Yeah, 1809 01:22:28.119 --> 01:22:28.960 they're not diseases. 1810 01:22:29.680 --> 01:22:30.680 No, they're not diseases. 1811 01:22:31.159 --> 01:22:32.920 They were called s CDs for a long time. They 1812 01:22:32.920 --> 01:22:36.199 were until people are like, well, they're not technically diseases. 1813 01:22:36.239 --> 01:22:38.039 So I guess that's like a wild thing to just 1814 01:22:38.880 --> 01:22:40.359 assert right off the bat. 1815 01:22:41.000 --> 01:22:44.439 Because think about commydia, Well, diseases, those are not think 1816 01:22:44.439 --> 01:22:46.840 about commydia. That's not that's not right the infection. 1817 01:22:47.880 --> 01:22:50.279 Yeah, I know what you're saying. So it was just 1818 01:22:50.279 --> 01:22:52.199 the wrong classification. So they just had to like find 1819 01:22:52.319 --> 01:22:54.680 there was the wrong classication for so long. Was in 1820 01:22:54.720 --> 01:22:55.039 my mind. 1821 01:22:55.079 --> 01:22:57.399 I'm like, yeah, it's like it's been a disease this 1822 01:22:57.439 --> 01:22:57.800 whole time. 1823 01:22:57.840 --> 01:23:00.439 You know so much ship It's like sciences when you 1824 01:23:00.520 --> 01:23:03.840 realize how when when there's like politics in the science, 1825 01:23:03.840 --> 01:23:06.319 it's so disappointing. Look, a lot of times things won't 1826 01:23:06.319 --> 01:23:08.880 will take forever to change because people are fucking stubborn. 1827 01:23:09.239 --> 01:23:11.640 I think the fact that people can't give themselves with 1828 01:23:11.640 --> 01:23:14.159 the will and willing a scientific method, like for time 1829 01:23:14.199 --> 01:23:16.720 to advancements. It's insane. What the what you just say? 1830 01:23:16.800 --> 01:23:18.279 Like people being like, oh, yeah, used me for the 1831 01:23:18.319 --> 01:23:18.840 test subject? 1832 01:23:18.880 --> 01:23:19.680 Did you hear him? 1833 01:23:19.920 --> 01:23:21.920 I know what he said, but I also know my 1834 01:23:21.960 --> 01:23:25.239 words got stumbled. You're trying to be abandoned, Like please, 1835 01:23:25.239 --> 01:23:28.199 so from testing, like go test yourself, go fucking go 1836 01:23:28.640 --> 01:23:30.479 for testing, and what the fuck? Like obviously the line 1837 01:23:30.479 --> 01:23:33.039 would get crazy and people obviously would into bad because 1838 01:23:33.039 --> 01:23:33.800 that's how humans are. 1839 01:23:33.920 --> 01:23:36.760 I was having a stroke for it, like I was 1840 01:23:36.760 --> 01:23:38.960 like really concerned. I was like, actually, I got my 1841 01:23:39.039 --> 01:23:41.720 heart rate spiked up a little bit. Huh. I've actually 1842 01:23:41.800 --> 01:23:44.640 I've literally had in a while. I'm like, wait, am 1843 01:23:44.640 --> 01:23:46.680 I actually freaking out? Like am I having a moment? 1844 01:23:46.720 --> 01:23:47.319 I actually had? 1845 01:23:47.439 --> 01:23:48.439 And I scared myself. 1846 01:23:48.720 --> 01:23:52.119 I haven't had I haven't had real sweets in a while. Man, 1847 01:23:52.239 --> 01:23:52.800 I missed him. 1848 01:23:53.159 --> 01:23:58.279 Da Can I have one of those chip of hoys? 1849 01:23:58.399 --> 01:23:59.279 Amen? Amen? 1850 01:24:01.720 --> 01:24:03.000 Fucking delicious, brother. 1851 01:24:03.720 --> 01:24:06.359 That's cool, that's real cool. 1852 01:24:06.640 --> 01:24:08.720 I'll give you sugar in gluten free ones. 1853 01:24:09.000 --> 01:24:13.239 I I don't want those, Yeah, I would, man, so good? 1854 01:24:13.279 --> 01:24:14.560 They kind of are good, aren't they? Though? 1855 01:24:16.680 --> 01:24:20.720 It was a fucking I love just your conviction. Though 1856 01:24:21.239 --> 01:24:24.840 it sucks because like it's good. I would have I 1857 01:24:24.840 --> 01:24:25.520 would break. 1858 01:24:30.920 --> 01:24:33.560 It's so rude. I'm sorry. First, you don't give a funk. 1859 01:24:33.600 --> 01:24:35.439 You guys don't care, don't act like you care. That 1860 01:24:35.560 --> 01:24:38.119 is a sop that that'sn't care. But I saw an 1861 01:24:38.119 --> 01:24:42.439 opportunity for the bed. I care five percent, Like it's. 1862 01:24:42.359 --> 01:24:46.880 So low, just just don't care at that. 1863 01:24:46.880 --> 01:24:49.279 That's actually a lower amount of care then I have 1864 01:24:49.359 --> 01:24:51.199 for things that I know I don't really care that 1865 01:24:51.279 --> 01:24:51.680 much about. 1866 01:24:51.920 --> 01:24:54.520 That's not when somebody gets a fucking fourteen in their class. 1867 01:24:54.560 --> 01:24:56.720 It's like the zero means you didn't try at all. 1868 01:24:57.079 --> 01:25:00.039 Fourteen means you attempted it. You really fair. 1869 01:25:00.079 --> 01:25:03.560 Answered one that. 1870 01:25:05.840 --> 01:25:06.600 We'll try this time. 1871 01:25:08.439 --> 01:25:10.720 What's the lowest grade you ever got that that wasn't 1872 01:25:10.720 --> 01:25:14.560 a zero that I tried that I tried. 1873 01:25:14.960 --> 01:25:17.640 Oh oh no no, no, no no no. I definitely got 1874 01:25:17.640 --> 01:25:19.479 like sicky something, and I was like, this is really bad. 1875 01:25:19.720 --> 01:25:23.359 Tried, No I have to be tried necessarily. 1876 01:25:23.840 --> 01:25:26.279 The lowest I've gotten is like a fucking like seven. 1877 01:25:27.840 --> 01:25:31.119 Yeah, I was in the forties, and I'm like, oh, 1878 01:25:31.199 --> 01:25:31.880 ship like. 1879 01:25:33.319 --> 01:25:33.399 That. 1880 01:25:33.479 --> 01:25:36.279 I should probably like, you know, because it's more with 1881 01:25:36.319 --> 01:25:39.800 his multiple choice and you just have Yeah, you ever 1882 01:25:39.840 --> 01:25:41.159 had like an unlucky run. 1883 01:25:40.960 --> 01:25:45.960 And what's crazy because I like, I can't I can't 1884 01:25:46.000 --> 01:25:50.000 remember really failing that hard. Like college recently, I got 1885 01:25:50.039 --> 01:25:51.560 like I had a D in the beginning of a 1886 01:25:51.560 --> 01:25:53.439 semester and I ended up with a B. 1887 01:25:54.039 --> 01:25:56.359 But that's because I stopped living. Yeah, I did bad 1888 01:25:56.479 --> 01:25:59.199 because I mostly will do in high school. I didn't 1889 01:25:59.239 --> 01:26:01.479 go to college, but like, I just didn't do homework. 1890 01:26:01.560 --> 01:26:02.680 So are you new college at all? 1891 01:26:02.720 --> 01:26:03.359 Day? No. 1892 01:26:03.479 --> 01:26:05.760 I actually in tenth grade when I because we had 1893 01:26:05.760 --> 01:26:07.560 to do we had to do a counseling session in 1894 01:26:08.119 --> 01:26:09.920 just one meeting in tenth grade to be like, we 1895 01:26:09.960 --> 01:26:11.560 want to meet with you to see about your future 1896 01:26:11.560 --> 01:26:12.119 plans and stuff. 1897 01:26:12.119 --> 01:26:15.000 And I was like, I'm not doing that. They're like, well, 1898 01:26:15.119 --> 01:26:16.640 it's kind of too early to tell it. 1899 01:26:16.680 --> 01:26:19.560 I was like, no, I'm positive, I am not going 1900 01:26:19.600 --> 01:26:21.479 to waste my money doing this because I know what 1901 01:26:21.560 --> 01:26:24.560 I want to do. I'm just gonna waste money because 1902 01:26:24.760 --> 01:26:26.680 the degree. It was basically one of those things where 1903 01:26:26.720 --> 01:26:29.319 I'm like, it's not that like I find college a waste, 1904 01:26:29.399 --> 01:26:31.640 it's just for me, it just doesn't make sense. 1905 01:26:32.079 --> 01:26:34.560 Yeah, And that's that's way smarter than most people are 1906 01:26:34.640 --> 01:26:36.000 at the day. There's a lot of people are like, 1907 01:26:36.000 --> 01:26:36.560 I'm gonna go to. 1908 01:26:36.479 --> 01:26:37.960 College when you're a kid, and you're just like, I 1909 01:26:37.960 --> 01:26:41.760 guess everybody and everybody else above me knows what they're doing. Yeah, 1910 01:26:41.800 --> 01:26:43.560 I'm gonna go with so many adults to lead me 1911 01:26:43.600 --> 01:26:45.079 down this path. If it wasn't the right one, turns 1912 01:26:45.079 --> 01:26:46.640 out it happens often, right. 1913 01:26:46.720 --> 01:26:48.680 I was already injured at that point, and so I 1914 01:26:48.720 --> 01:26:51.079 was like, I'm not gonna be a sports person. Is 1915 01:26:51.119 --> 01:26:54.760 that when your nose fell off? Yeah? Yeah, this is 1916 01:26:54.800 --> 01:26:58.159 not This is my This is actually the best prosthetic 1917 01:26:58.199 --> 01:26:59.439 nos that it's ever been created. 1918 01:26:59.479 --> 01:27:01.880 There's a few months directly like Squidward. 1919 01:27:03.359 --> 01:27:05.880 With a replacement gave his nose got. 1920 01:27:05.760 --> 01:27:07.880 So fat and low that it looked like Squidward for 1921 01:27:07.920 --> 01:27:08.359 a little bit. 1922 01:27:08.319 --> 01:27:09.840 And then it fell off. And then it fell off. 1923 01:27:10.000 --> 01:27:12.479 Yeah that was literally we had a similar injury a 1924 01:27:12.520 --> 01:27:14.119 long time ago. 1925 01:27:13.399 --> 01:27:16.520 It's off, you know, I have I was just thinking 1926 01:27:16.520 --> 01:27:18.600 of football. I don't know if I mentioned this the 1927 01:27:18.600 --> 01:27:22.680 podcast before, but like I have like real Pop Warner 1928 01:27:22.680 --> 01:27:23.720 when I was a kid who played, I have like 1929 01:27:23.760 --> 01:27:26.600 real trauma, dude, but you had what real like Okay, 1930 01:27:26.600 --> 01:27:28.079 So I was thinking about football because I was playing 1931 01:27:28.079 --> 01:27:29.399 football and then I got injured, and I'm like, I'm 1932 01:27:29.439 --> 01:27:30.079 not gonna do sports. 1933 01:27:30.119 --> 01:27:32.640 I'm just gonna do like entertainment. But like I just 1934 01:27:32.680 --> 01:27:35.199 had a flashback of football because I have like real 1935 01:27:35.279 --> 01:27:38.520 trauma where we had a we were practicing without like, 1936 01:27:39.039 --> 01:27:41.520 uh the pants on everything. We just there was there 1937 01:27:41.600 --> 01:27:44.319 one day that we would do on Wednesday, we practiced 1938 01:27:44.359 --> 01:27:48.239 in shorts just because we weren't doing physical It was 1939 01:27:48.279 --> 01:27:50.840 the last day before we played the game. So we 1940 01:27:50.840 --> 01:27:52.960 were just practicing shorts and then but we had the 1941 01:27:53.000 --> 01:27:55.199 pads on still whatever. But it just you didn't have 1942 01:27:55.199 --> 01:27:57.319 to dress off fully. That's just how it was even 1943 01:27:57.319 --> 01:27:58.760 a high school week. Dishit like that. But the thing 1944 01:27:58.840 --> 01:28:05.239 is this the the the the quarterback, I know he 1945 01:28:05.279 --> 01:28:06.960 could feel my nuts at because I was a sinner. 1946 01:28:07.800 --> 01:28:09.800 I know he could feel it happened. 1947 01:28:09.960 --> 01:28:12.239 He was like so like get for the ball and 1948 01:28:12.319 --> 01:28:14.560 like his hand I can feel his hand on my 1949 01:28:14.640 --> 01:28:17.319 nuts and I'm like trying to you know, like not 1950 01:28:17.520 --> 01:28:19.960 have them on, and he like wouldn't. 1951 01:28:20.039 --> 01:28:23.560 And I was like, bro, what the fuck? And like 1952 01:28:23.720 --> 01:28:28.600 I just thought it just came shoot ball and he 1953 01:28:28.760 --> 01:28:31.800 just he actually somehow they end up in his mouth, 1954 01:28:33.000 --> 01:28:36.600 locker room cultures, wild man. That guy was either a massive, 1955 01:28:36.640 --> 01:28:39.520 dedicated troll or incredibly gay. I'm not sure which one 1956 01:28:39.520 --> 01:28:42.399 it was, but like I was young, I was probably 1957 01:28:42.399 --> 01:28:51.039 like eleven or twelve. Oh my gosh, see we're even 1958 01:28:51.359 --> 01:28:52.960 We're not, they're not the same. 1959 01:28:53.159 --> 01:28:58.600 But also dose, bro almost twelve or eleven? How motherfucker's 1960 01:28:58.640 --> 01:29:02.880 rubbing his fucking how were you? You're like seventeen or 1961 01:29:02.920 --> 01:29:05.720 so sixteen whatever, which are like fucking twenty four or something? 1962 01:29:07.399 --> 01:29:09.680 Prom I'm twenty four at a prom sucking. 1963 01:29:09.760 --> 01:29:13.159 Another another said. 1964 01:29:13.119 --> 01:29:18.920 So you imagine being at a prom in your twenties? No, no, 1965 01:29:19.079 --> 01:29:22.600 that it's so impossible to imagine, Bro, I have to 1966 01:29:22.640 --> 01:29:25.159 shave completely. You have to cover my dad, you have to, 1967 01:29:25.359 --> 01:29:26.800 you'd have to be a parent. 1968 01:29:27.079 --> 01:29:29.159 But a chauffeur. You can be a. 1969 01:29:29.159 --> 01:29:30.880 Chauffeur, right, or what are they called chaperone? 1970 01:29:30.920 --> 01:29:31.319 Chaperone? 1971 01:29:31.359 --> 01:29:35.399 Chaperone should be a chaperone if you were going as 1972 01:29:35.439 --> 01:29:40.199 a date. Now, to be fair, I know it's embarrassing though. 1973 01:29:40.520 --> 01:29:43.800 Every time you've seen that, like say, somebody they want 1974 01:29:43.840 --> 01:29:46.439 to go and then they invite like a parent or 1975 01:29:46.479 --> 01:29:48.720 something almost as their date, like their mom, and oh dude. 1976 01:29:48.800 --> 01:29:52.720 Yeah yeah, and I'm like, it's pretty I just go alive. 1977 01:29:52.720 --> 01:29:53.079 I would be. 1978 01:29:53.079 --> 01:29:56.000 So I felt weird about because, like I remember, I 1979 01:29:56.039 --> 01:29:57.479 went to prom twice. 1980 01:29:57.520 --> 01:29:59.760 I went my senior year oh yeah with both Yeah, 1981 01:29:59.800 --> 01:30:00.439 well went well. 1982 01:30:00.479 --> 01:30:02.119 I didn't go to I went to my senior year 1983 01:30:02.159 --> 01:30:05.479 prom yeah, and then somebody else's And then I graduated, 1984 01:30:06.039 --> 01:30:10.399 and uh, a girl that I was dating wanted to go, 1985 01:30:10.439 --> 01:30:11.840 and I was like, oh, I'm out of high school. 1986 01:30:11.840 --> 01:30:13.840 It was it was only like a year, and I 1987 01:30:13.840 --> 01:30:14.960 felt weird, so weird already. 1988 01:30:15.279 --> 01:30:17.880 It was like I felt weird already. I think that's 1989 01:30:17.920 --> 01:30:18.840 the limit right there. 1990 01:30:18.880 --> 01:30:21.079 What he did. I went to junior junior prom, the 1991 01:30:21.119 --> 01:30:22.720 senior prom as a junior. Then I went to prom 1992 01:30:22.840 --> 01:30:23.279 as a senior. 1993 01:30:23.479 --> 01:30:26.399 I didn't I didn't care about that ship at all 1994 01:30:26.720 --> 01:30:28.680 until my friends convinced me and I felt Then I 1995 01:30:28.720 --> 01:30:31.880 was kind of like, I felt stupid because I'm like, oh, literally, 1996 01:30:31.920 --> 01:30:34.439 everybody was already getting their tuxes and planning all the ship. 1997 01:30:34.760 --> 01:30:36.159 I was one of those guys. I was just like, 1998 01:30:36.199 --> 01:30:38.039 I just want to like go drink with my friends 1999 01:30:38.039 --> 01:30:39.640 of the movies or something like, I don't care about 2000 01:30:39.640 --> 01:30:41.319 the prom. But then they're like bro, they were like, 2001 01:30:41.520 --> 01:30:43.720 you're gonna regret it. Kind of a thing they convinced me. 2002 01:30:44.159 --> 01:30:47.119 And I was like, I literally have not even speculated 2003 01:30:47.199 --> 01:30:49.439 a girl that I would even ask. So then my 2004 01:30:49.560 --> 01:30:53.640 friend Brittany was just walking by and I'm like, hey, 2005 01:30:54.039 --> 01:30:54.680 you have the date. 2006 01:30:55.119 --> 01:30:57.319 She's like no, no, let's go. And it was just 2007 01:30:57.479 --> 01:31:00.000 I was like that, there you go. We we're good. 2008 01:31:00.319 --> 01:31:02.720 But it was such it was such a time unofficial. 2009 01:31:03.359 --> 01:31:05.960 So we went together and then literally we kind of 2010 01:31:05.960 --> 01:31:08.079 were like I want to go fucking do some ship 2011 01:31:08.119 --> 01:31:10.560 with my friends, and like she was like dancing, having 2012 01:31:10.560 --> 01:31:12.479 a good time with her friends, and so. 2013 01:31:12.520 --> 01:31:13.239 It worked out. 2014 01:31:13.279 --> 01:31:17.239 Like but and then you know, irresponsible kid ship, big limo. 2015 01:31:17.680 --> 01:31:19.600 Because I was a party with some rich people. I 2016 01:31:21.159 --> 01:31:22.800 didn't find it. Both of them like I just didn't. 2017 01:31:22.840 --> 01:31:26.760 I was like I had one time, I left. Yeah. 2018 01:31:26.800 --> 01:31:28.479 The second time, I was just like this is like 2019 01:31:29.199 --> 01:31:31.920 it's reminded me of the first time, Like I don't 2020 01:31:31.920 --> 01:31:32.520 want to be here. 2021 01:31:32.800 --> 01:31:34.880 It went, it happened, It went the same way. 2022 01:31:34.840 --> 01:31:36.239 Not just reminded me of it. 2023 01:31:36.359 --> 01:31:37.279 What happened at the first one. 2024 01:31:37.319 --> 01:31:40.520 First one that was the trauma. I cried, That's what 2025 01:31:41.239 --> 01:31:43.960 I went to three proms? Then what the fuck? What? 2026 01:31:44.039 --> 01:31:47.640 I went to junior prom as a are you sneaking 2027 01:31:48.680 --> 01:31:51.319 the problem was a sophomore. Then I went as my 2028 01:31:51.560 --> 01:31:53.359 junior at the senior and then I went as a senior. 2029 01:31:53.439 --> 01:31:56.119 Yeah damn yeah, I want to It was problem really 2030 01:31:56.159 --> 01:31:57.319 that like was it like. 2031 01:31:57.319 --> 01:31:59.800 It was prom cultures kind of bigger we came from. 2032 01:32:00.239 --> 01:32:03.119 It's kind of big way it came from. Yeah, because 2033 01:32:03.119 --> 01:32:05.600 we have like waterfronts near where we come from and 2034 01:32:05.640 --> 01:32:07.680 like fucking like big ass, like bigger. 2035 01:32:07.960 --> 01:32:08.920 Where did you have your problem? 2036 01:32:08.960 --> 01:32:12.039 Do you remember? Mine was at? One was at Newburgh? 2037 01:32:13.720 --> 01:32:14.520 It was horrible. 2038 01:32:15.159 --> 01:32:20.159 One was in Newburgh. It just sucks. Newburgh sucks. 2039 01:32:20.640 --> 01:32:24.079 It's like across Yeah, now it's probably fine, but like 2040 01:32:24.159 --> 01:32:26.800 back then, it was just like it was across the bridge, 2041 01:32:27.159 --> 01:32:30.399 across the water. It's almost like the equivalent of like 2042 01:32:30.439 --> 01:32:33.760 having like a like if if prom is like a 2043 01:32:33.840 --> 01:32:37.479 New York City party, having your prom in Newburgh is 2044 01:32:37.560 --> 01:32:39.560 kind of like having it in Jersey across the bridge. 2045 01:32:40.000 --> 01:32:41.319 It would be like this kind of. 2046 01:32:43.319 --> 01:32:45.800 You had one in the town and we had another 2047 01:32:45.840 --> 01:32:46.840 one in the town as well. 2048 01:32:47.119 --> 01:32:48.239 It was just like just in the town. 2049 01:32:48.279 --> 01:32:49.800 What do you mean it's like a venue in the town. 2050 01:32:50.319 --> 01:32:54.079 Oh, it was terrible. Our prom was at a military 2051 01:32:54.119 --> 01:32:57.239 base on West Point. 2052 01:32:57.600 --> 01:33:02.960 What was that point? We had our problem at West Point? Wait, horrible, horrible. 2053 01:33:03.319 --> 01:33:06.880 It's weird because I remember going there just because my 2054 01:33:06.920 --> 01:33:08.439 families have a military family. 2055 01:33:08.520 --> 01:33:10.159 Wait, so I'd been there before, and I'm like. 2056 01:33:10.119 --> 01:33:11.399 Oh, I remember this. 2057 01:33:11.600 --> 01:33:13.800 Wait really yeah, I'm not kidding, that's not that is. 2058 01:33:13.720 --> 01:33:14.199 Not a lot. 2059 01:33:14.239 --> 01:33:14.880 I remember hearing that. 2060 01:33:14.920 --> 01:33:16.840 Remember hearing that I got I got invited to one 2061 01:33:16.840 --> 01:33:19.119 of the proms for your things, and I was like, now, yeah, 2062 01:33:19.920 --> 01:33:20.560 I was like, I'm not. 2063 01:33:20.479 --> 01:33:21.800 Going on it was West Point. 2064 01:33:21.800 --> 01:33:22.159 I remember. 2065 01:33:22.239 --> 01:33:25.159 I remember specifically being on a party bus and Jalen's 2066 01:33:25.159 --> 01:33:28.880 car broke down or something like like. 2067 01:33:29.319 --> 01:33:30.640 I can't remember who ah. 2068 01:33:30.680 --> 01:33:31.840 This is why we got to do that episode of 2069 01:33:31.920 --> 01:33:35.199 Jaalen because it was like it was like some somebody there. 2070 01:33:35.479 --> 01:33:37.960 I remember being on a party bus with a bunch 2071 01:33:38.000 --> 01:33:41.000 of friends and us having to pick up Joe, Jalen 2072 01:33:41.079 --> 01:33:43.640 and all those people because their car or I think 2073 01:33:43.640 --> 01:33:46.720 their party bus dropped them off like a mile away 2074 01:33:47.520 --> 01:33:51.199 from the actual base because they just thought like, oh, 2075 01:33:51.239 --> 01:33:52.760 this is where it is, and so we had to 2076 01:33:52.760 --> 01:33:53.239 pick them up. 2077 01:33:53.279 --> 01:33:54.720 And so we had a crowded bus for like the 2078 01:33:54.800 --> 01:33:57.800 last mile, but I remember that very vividly. Are you 2079 01:33:57.840 --> 01:34:00.079 what are you looking at? Oh no, I just my 2080 01:34:00.239 --> 01:34:06.640 landlord's fucking like dude, because uh, we didn't well we 2081 01:34:06.640 --> 01:34:09.159 did in the second init a second, but we didn't. 2082 01:34:09.760 --> 01:34:10.239 I'm late. 2083 01:34:10.640 --> 01:34:13.600 I pay with the I pay with zel but since 2084 01:34:13.720 --> 01:34:15.640 uh he was like asking me because I paid with 2085 01:34:15.720 --> 01:34:18.319 Zell before and the other time It's all been digital 2086 01:34:18.399 --> 01:34:19.960 so far. And then he was like, oh, if you're 2087 01:34:19.960 --> 01:34:21.760 gonna pay with check, like I'll wait for you because 2088 01:34:21.800 --> 01:34:23.520 I'm gonna go to the bank or whatever. I'm like, Nigga, 2089 01:34:23.560 --> 01:34:25.800 I fucking I don't pay with the check. I do 2090 01:34:25.840 --> 01:34:27.600 the Zelle. So I'm just gonna I just need to 2091 01:34:27.640 --> 01:34:30.239 remind him real fast, real time. I'm like, brom, I'm 2092 01:34:30.239 --> 01:34:33.800 doing a podcast. Fuck yeah yeah. West Point. 2093 01:34:34.199 --> 01:34:36.439 It's just it's weird because I remember going there like 2094 01:34:36.560 --> 01:34:39.239 non prop for not prom related things, and so having 2095 01:34:39.239 --> 01:34:39.720 the problem. 2096 01:34:39.600 --> 01:34:41.880 There was weird problems, we having a Tucson being a 2097 01:34:41.920 --> 01:34:45.239 fucking going there with the girls girls and I cannot 2098 01:34:45.239 --> 01:34:47.399 believe I dated, like I'm I think about it now 2099 01:34:47.359 --> 01:34:49.239 and I'm like, oh my god, these women were fucking 2100 01:34:49.800 --> 01:34:50.640 nightmare girls. 2101 01:34:50.680 --> 01:34:52.920 I don't think. I well, actually I don't know if 2102 01:34:52.960 --> 01:34:54.720 we were dating at that point when we went to PROM. 2103 01:34:54.760 --> 01:34:57.399 I think it was just like a yeah, I don't know, 2104 01:34:57.399 --> 01:34:58.880 I don't remember actually. 2105 01:34:58.760 --> 01:34:59.640 Dangs a throwback. 2106 01:35:00.720 --> 01:35:04.239 Yeah, I mean it's twelve years ago, so like, yeah. 2107 01:35:04.119 --> 01:35:06.520 The last years ago from the last one. 2108 01:35:06.600 --> 01:35:11.600 It's crazy. But yeah, man, those bitches fucking yeah, well 2109 01:35:12.560 --> 01:35:14.399 came would have been way easier. 2110 01:35:14.920 --> 01:35:17.680 What what did you say? 2111 01:35:18.159 --> 01:35:19.039 Yeah? Next question? 2112 01:35:19.279 --> 01:35:23.279 Okay, uh, did you guys know that Tarik Nasheed is 2113 01:35:23.319 --> 01:35:24.439 a fed no joke? 2114 01:35:25.159 --> 01:35:28.720 That's his name, And I don't know. Maybe I'm gonna 2115 01:35:28.720 --> 01:35:30.960 look up YouTube videos of that so they I'll tell 2116 01:35:31.000 --> 01:35:33.439 you what you gave. I'll tell you what I just 2117 01:35:33.520 --> 01:35:38.399 heard it and I believe it with no research. You 2118 01:35:38.439 --> 01:35:42.800 guys gave surprise. I'm excited. I hope there's actual content. 2119 01:35:42.880 --> 01:35:44.680 This person isn't just fucking fucking around. 2120 01:35:44.680 --> 01:35:48.119 There's like a footage of him at like the FBI PROM. 2121 01:35:49.079 --> 01:35:50.840 I think it's like, I think it's like six nine, 2122 01:35:51.520 --> 01:35:53.399 Like this motherfucker's like six five. 2123 01:35:53.439 --> 01:35:56.560 He was like, so like just this giant just. 2124 01:35:57.119 --> 01:35:59.920 The idea of the FBI having got PROM it was 2125 01:36:00.239 --> 01:36:02.319 for their fucking employees. 2126 01:36:02.439 --> 01:36:04.000 It's insane, but. 2127 01:36:04.039 --> 01:36:06.119 Also it wouldn't surprise me. I feel like they would 2128 01:36:06.199 --> 01:36:09.119 just waste millions on it. Yeah, I feel like you. 2129 01:36:09.199 --> 01:36:13.840 Haven't you know what that be I is not really 2130 01:36:13.840 --> 01:36:16.359 I don't even know what it says. F slur, fucking 2131 01:36:17.319 --> 01:36:20.439 fucking bitch, fucking bitch. 2132 01:36:22.760 --> 01:36:28.800 Okay, anyway, he says, Hey, black black are and anti black? 2133 01:36:28.880 --> 01:36:32.520 Whoa hey whoa longtime listener, first time question asker. 2134 01:36:32.600 --> 01:36:34.880 Welcome board. 2135 01:36:36.119 --> 01:36:39.479 So I was yelling, that's not that's not what you say. 2136 01:36:38.920 --> 01:36:43.159 I was just hey, buddy, But I was just very 2137 01:36:43.319 --> 01:36:47.439 Monty may Monty. Do you know this guy? You just 2138 01:36:47.520 --> 01:36:52.880 docked him his whole name, Monty Smith at three sixteen. 2139 01:36:53.039 --> 01:36:55.439 Fucking you know it's crazy. 2140 01:36:55.439 --> 01:36:57.439 This whole time, I thought Monty Python was a guy. 2141 01:36:59.119 --> 01:36:59.680 Wait, he's not. 2142 01:37:01.039 --> 01:37:02.079 That's what I said. 2143 01:37:02.560 --> 01:37:03.359 My life's a lie. 2144 01:37:03.920 --> 01:37:06.239 I'm out slam. 2145 01:37:06.279 --> 01:37:14.279 Through through the table. Anyway, he says, I robots. Yes, 2146 01:37:14.359 --> 01:37:17.520 I wonder what I was wondering what piece of canceled 2147 01:37:17.520 --> 01:37:19.880 media you would love to bring back. I personally was 2148 01:37:19.880 --> 01:37:21.840 a big fan of the Spectacular Spider Man was so 2149 01:37:21.880 --> 01:37:23.520 pissed off that it was canceled on a cliffhanger. 2150 01:37:23.520 --> 01:37:25.920 No less like the fate of Spider Man TV shows. Man, 2151 01:37:25.960 --> 01:37:27.680 it will just fucking end on Cliffhangers, all of. 2152 01:37:27.720 --> 01:37:32.399 All of them, not a single one ended, I think, Uh, 2153 01:37:32.760 --> 01:37:36.399 especially a big fan of Spider Man pissed Cliffhanger. I 2154 01:37:36.439 --> 01:37:39.000 honestly will never forgive Disney for buying Spider Man and 2155 01:37:39.039 --> 01:37:42.039 causing the show to be canceled much love. Wait, No, 2156 01:37:42.119 --> 01:37:44.199 that can't be that is. 2157 01:37:44.119 --> 01:37:46.279 That what happened topped? Oh? 2158 01:37:46.359 --> 01:37:50.560 Yeah, you're right, that's why Clone Wars got stopped as well. Yeah, 2159 01:37:50.560 --> 01:37:51.479 but that deserved to stop. 2160 01:37:51.880 --> 01:37:54.079 Crazy crazy crazy. 2161 01:37:57.279 --> 01:37:58.199 Star Wars needs to stop. 2162 01:37:58.199 --> 01:37:59.239 You know that's crazy. It's crazy. 2163 01:37:59.279 --> 01:38:01.119 There's a lot of stuff Wars Man. 2164 01:38:00.840 --> 01:38:03.359 There's a lot more bad stars and good Star Wars. 2165 01:38:03.399 --> 01:38:04.479 I'll say that, but it keeps. 2166 01:38:04.479 --> 01:38:07.359 It's about like eighty percent bad at this point. There's 2167 01:38:07.399 --> 01:38:13.039 too many shows, man, No, don't should they space that 2168 01:38:13.039 --> 01:38:14.199 ship the way around round? 2169 01:38:14.239 --> 01:38:14.640 Apologies? 2170 01:38:16.279 --> 01:38:16.560 Space? 2171 01:38:16.600 --> 01:38:16.840 Ah? 2172 01:38:16.880 --> 01:38:18.279 There's just a show come out every. 2173 01:38:18.239 --> 01:38:21.159 Day they need. I don't know why they don't. I 2174 01:38:21.199 --> 01:38:25.600 don't know why they don't do that. The cummy guzzlers 2175 01:38:25.760 --> 01:38:30.760 come guzzlers to Tobacco's come covered, uh come covered celebration. 2176 01:38:31.279 --> 01:38:36.800 There's han solo and grows, blow blows there's a they're. 2177 01:38:36.560 --> 01:38:41.159 Wasting billions just making shows every day. 2178 01:38:42.760 --> 01:38:45.319 God, but we're gonna have to. There are hemorrhaging money 2179 01:38:45.319 --> 01:38:45.680 and they don't know. 2180 01:38:45.720 --> 01:38:48.640 It's like it's sucking. We throw out the name they 2181 01:38:48.840 --> 01:38:53.119 do that. They cut so many employees of hot understand 2182 01:38:53.159 --> 01:38:56.800 why we're not breaking even happen guys make a multi 2183 01:38:56.920 --> 01:38:59.119 million dollars show every three days. 2184 01:39:00.319 --> 01:39:01.159 We did this money. 2185 01:39:02.039 --> 01:39:05.039 I thought they're like, they're thinking, like YouTubers, well we 2186 01:39:05.079 --> 01:39:06.840 need to post a video every day. 2187 01:39:07.279 --> 01:39:10.439 But they spend millions on it. It's the least cost 2188 01:39:10.479 --> 01:39:13.359 effective thing possible. They need to take I don't know 2189 01:39:13.399 --> 01:39:15.600 why people don't do I don't I guess it's money grubbing, 2190 01:39:15.760 --> 01:39:19.439 fucking like execs obviously, but like just take a break sometimes, yeah, 2191 01:39:19.640 --> 01:39:22.319 Like usually the like make something good, you make like 2192 01:39:22.359 --> 01:39:24.479 they made a Soaka, so got well reception, take a 2193 01:39:24.520 --> 01:39:28.600 break next year, put out one thing reveal Soak was 2194 01:39:28.600 --> 01:39:30.039 coming out to your after like the take up the 2195 01:39:30.279 --> 01:39:31.279 paste yourself. 2196 01:39:31.000 --> 01:39:33.439 Would be nice, It would be nice, would be nice. 2197 01:39:33.600 --> 01:39:36.520 Uh So as far as the answer, this is unrealistic. 2198 01:39:36.600 --> 01:39:40.399 But my mom got me into that, uh that comedy 2199 01:39:40.520 --> 01:39:43.479 that was like a parody of a soap opera called Soap. 2200 01:39:43.520 --> 01:39:46.199 It was called Soap Billy Crystal is in it, some 2201 01:39:46.279 --> 01:39:50.199 other fucking weirdos. It was four season and it ended 2202 01:39:50.239 --> 01:39:54.319 on the biggest cliffhanger, like one of the characters was 2203 01:39:54.359 --> 01:39:56.439 gonna get shot by a firing squad. 2204 01:39:56.760 --> 01:39:57.399 Essentially, it was. 2205 01:39:57.439 --> 01:40:00.600 It was a wound squad plot. And then the show 2206 01:40:00.720 --> 01:40:03.199 is just over. Like I remember my mom My mom 2207 01:40:03.279 --> 01:40:04.960 was braiding my hair, was in high school. And then 2208 01:40:04.960 --> 01:40:06.359 we're watching and I was like, give me the rest 2209 01:40:06.359 --> 01:40:08.520 of the seasons, and I told her, well, season five. 2210 01:40:08.600 --> 01:40:10.159 She's like, show's over, and I'm like, are. 2211 01:40:10.039 --> 01:40:11.319 You fucking serious? 2212 01:40:12.479 --> 01:40:16.079 Serious. I was like, hey, you're serious, it's over at 2213 01:40:16.119 --> 01:40:18.399 this cliffhanger. She's like, how do you think we felt? 2214 01:40:18.640 --> 01:40:20.319 I do think we felt. We waited a week to 2215 01:40:20.319 --> 01:40:23.239 watch every episode. I'm like, that's fair because I just 2216 01:40:23.239 --> 01:40:26.039 binged it, you know. Yeah, so god, that's so fucked. 2217 01:40:26.760 --> 01:40:29.039 I wanted to bring back Drawn Together, but like make 2218 01:40:29.079 --> 01:40:31.359 it really bad, like really. 2219 01:40:31.199 --> 01:40:32.319 Together today would be wild. 2220 01:40:32.479 --> 01:40:34.680 Run together. Yeah, they can put on HBO and make 2221 01:40:34.720 --> 01:40:36.159 it like infinitely worse. 2222 01:40:38.279 --> 01:40:40.800 John is pretty bad sometimes, man, it was. It was 2223 01:40:40.840 --> 01:40:41.399 pretty bad. 2224 01:40:42.079 --> 01:40:42.359 It was. 2225 01:40:42.520 --> 01:40:45.039 It was pretty bad. But I do I actually I 2226 01:40:45.119 --> 01:40:46.520 liked a lot of it, and I liked that, Uh 2227 01:40:46.800 --> 01:40:49.800 they were one of the first people publicly to ship 2228 01:40:49.840 --> 01:40:54.239 on Cosby. Yeah, I did stand the reference at the 2229 01:40:54.239 --> 01:40:56.039 time speaking of cancel things that I want to see 2230 01:40:56.079 --> 01:41:00.079 back Cosby. I mean I think he's making show. Oh 2231 01:41:00.119 --> 01:41:04.399 you mean the show Cosby show? No, I mean him, well, he. 2232 01:41:06.680 --> 01:41:07.239 This hurts me. 2233 01:41:07.239 --> 01:41:10.319 I can't really give him him enough time because I 2234 01:41:10.319 --> 01:41:11.119 think he's doing shows. 2235 01:41:11.159 --> 01:41:12.680 Adie, I think he can. 2236 01:41:12.760 --> 01:41:15.039 I think we should open up. Did he die? No, 2237 01:41:15.079 --> 01:41:17.560 he's alive. He's still alive. Right, we should, I mean 2238 01:41:17.800 --> 01:41:20.319 ostensibly he's done. Would you guys open up for Cosby? 2239 01:41:20.640 --> 01:41:24.000 Open like if the snark Tank opened up for Cosby? Yeah, 2240 01:41:24.479 --> 01:41:26.399 Cosby featuring the Snark Tank. 2241 01:41:28.239 --> 01:41:30.159 I feel like I would love to do that in 2242 01:41:30.199 --> 01:41:33.560 the sense that like if we we had like thirty minute, 2243 01:41:33.720 --> 01:41:36.760 thirty minute episode opening up for Bill Cosby, Yeah, and 2244 01:41:36.800 --> 01:41:38.479 then we were on stage and we just kind of 2245 01:41:38.520 --> 01:41:41.840 sat there, we the audience would die down and we 2246 01:41:41.840 --> 01:41:42.399 would go. 2247 01:41:43.800 --> 01:41:51.960 So, look, we couldn't pass on this, Yeah, you couldn't. 2248 01:41:52.279 --> 01:41:55.319 We got the whole thirty minutes is just explained like 2249 01:41:55.560 --> 01:41:59.399 rationalizing why it's okay, and then and then it goes like, 2250 01:41:59.479 --> 01:42:00.960 all right, now, let's get all right. 2251 01:42:00.880 --> 01:42:03.079 Now, let's start the episode, and then the timer goes up. 2252 01:42:03.119 --> 01:42:04.039 It's like, all right, that's our times. 2253 01:42:04.119 --> 01:42:06.920 That's it. Look, guys, we're all at our thirties now. 2254 01:42:07.560 --> 01:42:09.960 Life is becoming a little more expensive and we're trying 2255 01:42:09.960 --> 01:42:12.640 to expand ourselves in directions where we're gonna have a 2256 01:42:12.720 --> 01:42:14.840 better lives for potentially us and our families. 2257 01:42:15.399 --> 01:42:19.600 It's just really boring. It's really just a real but 2258 01:42:19.680 --> 01:42:22.560 here's the thing, here's the thing, so that we do that. 2259 01:42:23.359 --> 01:42:27.039 Cosby is like that was amazing. Yeah, you do another show? 2260 01:42:30.840 --> 01:42:32.239 Starting to come up, you know, like you're starting to 2261 01:42:32.239 --> 01:42:33.560 have a little bit of reflex and it's just like 2262 01:42:33.560 --> 01:42:34.640 a bunch of phone mentioned. 2263 01:42:34.479 --> 01:42:36.680 He's staring into the sky because his eyes are all 2264 01:42:36.760 --> 01:42:39.159 glazed over from fucking cataract cataracts. 2265 01:42:39.920 --> 01:42:42.960 You do no show? Yeah, we do? Yeah? 2266 01:42:43.000 --> 01:42:46.439 Would would you accept another one if it paid that 2267 01:42:46.560 --> 01:42:49.399 kind of I'm sure it would, because but every show 2268 01:42:49.439 --> 01:42:51.560 would be that, every show, Every show would be us 2269 01:42:51.560 --> 01:42:54.199 explained at a certain point. I think, look, I would 2270 01:42:54.199 --> 01:42:56.159 be like, all right, this is the last show. 2271 01:42:56.279 --> 01:42:56.720 The last show. 2272 01:42:56.720 --> 01:42:58.800 When we know what we can't do anymore, we just 2273 01:42:58.840 --> 01:43:01.359 get packs of men and toasts and we just throw 2274 01:43:01.399 --> 01:43:06.319 them into people's drinks. That's insane. Yeah, people just like 2275 01:43:06.439 --> 01:43:07.920 and they don't want to drink their drinks anyhere because 2276 01:43:07.920 --> 01:43:10.960 they're not sure. They're like, wait, is this actually yeah, 2277 01:43:11.600 --> 01:43:13.640 you ruined my fucking we winnied dollar drink. 2278 01:43:14.000 --> 01:43:19.159 We would go on an opening tour simply explaining, really 2279 01:43:19.239 --> 01:43:21.720 rationalizing why it's okay for us to do it, and 2280 01:43:21.720 --> 01:43:23.560 that's the entire show. It would be so easy because 2281 01:43:23.560 --> 01:43:26.079 we wouldn't have to prepare. We would just have to 2282 01:43:26.159 --> 01:43:31.000 like lie and just like fucking you know, justify our actions, 2283 01:43:31.039 --> 01:43:34.920 would lie. We're clearly not okay with it, but at 2284 01:43:34.960 --> 01:43:36.359 the same time, it's like money's money. 2285 01:43:36.479 --> 01:43:38.239 I think it might be genius for Cosby because it'll 2286 01:43:38.239 --> 01:43:40.319 take a little heat off of him because a lot 2287 01:43:40.359 --> 01:43:41.720 of things, a lot of people are gonna be focusing 2288 01:43:41.720 --> 01:43:42.159 on us. 2289 01:43:42.199 --> 01:43:43.359 They're like, who the fuck. 2290 01:43:43.199 --> 01:43:43.760 Are these people? 2291 01:43:43.760 --> 01:43:44.239 Why are they? 2292 01:43:44.520 --> 01:43:47.239 Why would you fucking you know in the wal just whatever, 2293 01:43:47.439 --> 01:43:50.239 we might get shot, actually what the eventually? I mean, 2294 01:43:50.239 --> 01:43:52.079 as long as we get a big bag. I'll have 2295 01:43:52.119 --> 01:43:54.000 a pull bullproof vest on, I have. 2296 01:43:54.000 --> 01:44:02.119 A bulletoople mask on it. Don't bother crazy. It's massive bullet. 2297 01:44:03.279 --> 01:44:08.239 You're you're going I think you're gonna be so concussed 2298 01:44:08.239 --> 01:44:12.159 you with just die Anyway, what if you get shotted like. 2299 01:44:12.279 --> 01:44:13.760 Maybe like three inches thike? 2300 01:44:15.600 --> 01:44:18.520 You ever see people est when they like absorb a 2301 01:44:18.560 --> 01:44:23.159 bullet leave like and the fucking they're just completely swollen 2302 01:44:23.279 --> 01:44:26.479 and sore. That's like, how did that translate to your head? 2303 01:44:26.760 --> 01:44:29.159 Well, clearly people aren't good ahead shots, you realize. 2304 01:44:29.199 --> 01:44:31.000 That's why I like the whole idea of why a 2305 01:44:31.000 --> 01:44:32.920 lot of people don't protect their heads is because it's weight. 2306 01:44:33.079 --> 01:44:35.359 People understand how hard it is to shoot somebody. Yeah, 2307 01:44:35.600 --> 01:44:38.520 people don't shoot, so you shoot the biggest target, right, 2308 01:44:38.720 --> 01:44:40.319 So that's why I'm like, okay, i'd be I think 2309 01:44:40.319 --> 01:44:41.199 I feel confident, haven't. 2310 01:44:41.199 --> 01:44:43.359 But what's crazy for me? When I the few times 2311 01:44:43.439 --> 01:44:45.920 one shooting, I'm really got some people in the head? Man, Yeah, 2312 01:44:46.439 --> 01:44:49.600 I'm actually not surprisingly scarily, It's like, oh, I guess 2313 01:44:49.640 --> 01:44:50.920 I was actually built to do this. 2314 01:44:51.680 --> 01:44:55.279 Me sad, I'm pretty good to actually even I'm blind. 2315 01:44:55.079 --> 01:44:55.359 I'm not. 2316 01:44:55.560 --> 01:44:57.439 Actually I was really old. This is before I head glasses, 2317 01:44:57.439 --> 01:44:58.439 so I'm better now. 2318 01:44:58.680 --> 01:45:00.520 But I don't have glasses, and I was pretty good 2319 01:45:00.520 --> 01:45:02.000 with glass. I probably that's crazy. 2320 01:45:02.000 --> 01:45:03.640 I want to Actually, its probably the opposite with you. 2321 01:45:03.760 --> 01:45:05.000 Yeah, I want that might be worse. 2322 01:45:05.119 --> 01:45:05.600 You might be worse. 2323 01:45:05.640 --> 01:45:09.439 You're probably just going on vibes. That feels like the 2324 01:45:09.520 --> 01:45:11.239 head feels like the head. 2325 01:45:11.399 --> 01:45:13.119 You really shouldn't get classes, by the way. 2326 01:45:13.039 --> 01:45:15.880 I really want to see it, like you join the 2327 01:45:15.880 --> 01:45:19.680 real world and understand, like what people actually look like. 2328 01:45:19.920 --> 01:45:23.119 If I do that, what if everyone looks like monsters 2329 01:45:23.119 --> 01:45:25.720 to me? What if you guys look like so it's. 2330 01:45:25.600 --> 01:45:28.520 Like it's like they live. Yeah, you just put the 2331 01:45:28.520 --> 01:45:34.600 glasses on. Everyone's some monster. Okay, So so stupid. So 2332 01:45:34.640 --> 01:45:36.720 you're not just blind, you're retarded? 2333 01:45:37.159 --> 01:45:39.479 Yeah, somewhat. Thanks, it's me Keith David. 2334 01:45:39.760 --> 01:45:40.520 Where in they live? 2335 01:45:40.600 --> 01:45:40.720 Now? 2336 01:45:41.039 --> 01:45:43.640 Were somehow we went back in time? And what are 2337 01:45:43.640 --> 01:45:44.199 you doing here? 2338 01:45:44.720 --> 01:45:44.920 Why? 2339 01:45:45.199 --> 01:45:45.439 Why? 2340 01:45:45.479 --> 01:45:49.279 Why can't you can see? Finally? Huh this nigga right now? 2341 01:45:49.319 --> 01:45:52.399 Hold on, put these glasses on and see what I see? 2342 01:45:52.479 --> 01:45:52.880 Release me. 2343 01:46:01.199 --> 01:46:04.279 That is so stupid, God damn it. 2344 01:46:04.399 --> 01:46:08.600 Peenie Peenie Hissman wrote in it says, hello, snark, Snarker, 2345 01:46:08.600 --> 01:46:10.720 and Snarkist. If you all woke up tomorrow with the 2346 01:46:10.760 --> 01:46:13.880 powers of tune Force, what would you all use those powers? 2347 01:46:13.920 --> 01:46:17.159 For good or use them for dubious degenerates. 2348 01:46:17.279 --> 01:46:17.840 Oh dubious. 2349 01:46:17.960 --> 01:46:21.439 I meet then make Keith David forced to meet us. 2350 01:46:21.680 --> 01:46:24.359 I'd force him to be on the podcast, draw him. Yeah, 2351 01:46:24.840 --> 01:46:25.800 like he just shows up? 2352 01:46:26.279 --> 01:46:29.800 What the what? What? What what happened? I would grow really 2353 01:46:29.840 --> 01:46:32.920 really really really big. I would take like two looney 2354 01:46:32.960 --> 01:46:35.680 Tune steps over the ocean into fucking like where Spain is, 2355 01:46:35.920 --> 01:46:38.039 and I would open up a fucking crater and have 2356 01:46:38.079 --> 01:46:43.760 it swallowed up and then close it. I think, my spade, 2357 01:46:43.920 --> 01:46:47.479 they've hurt my family, hurt people fair enough. I would 2358 01:46:47.720 --> 01:46:50.720 I feel like I would use it for like convenience stuff, 2359 01:46:50.800 --> 01:46:52.880 like like if I had to go somewhere, I think 2360 01:46:52.920 --> 01:46:54.359 what I would do is like I would like. 2361 01:46:55.920 --> 01:46:57.880 I would put my take my hand out the window 2362 01:46:57.920 --> 01:47:00.399 and grab the building and pull it next door, you know, 2363 01:47:00.479 --> 01:47:02.000 like if I needed something, like if I needed something 2364 01:47:02.000 --> 01:47:03.640 from the convenience, I wouldn't even walking out. Would just 2365 01:47:03.640 --> 01:47:05.880 like pull it across the street and just like reach in. 2366 01:47:06.000 --> 01:47:08.800 Do you think do you think using tune force would 2367 01:47:08.840 --> 01:47:12.640 make you become more silly and eventually you'd lose yourself 2368 01:47:12.680 --> 01:47:13.319 to the silliness. 2369 01:47:13.560 --> 01:47:16.199 Yeah, I mean you cannot maintain sanity if you're just 2370 01:47:16.359 --> 01:47:18.560 constantly breaking because there's no rules at that point, if 2371 01:47:18.600 --> 01:47:21.680 there's no rules grounding you in reality, then reality is 2372 01:47:21.760 --> 01:47:24.279 not real and so like it's just over from that. 2373 01:47:24.359 --> 01:47:26.159 I wouldn't use my powers then because I feel like, 2374 01:47:26.319 --> 01:47:28.560 because I feel like I'd go too silly to like 2375 01:47:28.680 --> 01:47:32.000 using an economicon or whatever. You know, exactly does that do? 2376 01:47:32.439 --> 01:47:33.760 Did you say the negro namicon? 2377 01:47:33.880 --> 01:47:36.560 Yeah? Heard of it? 2378 01:47:36.680 --> 01:47:39.319 Right, of course, I've heard of it. 2379 01:47:40.119 --> 01:47:40.640 What does it do? 2380 01:47:41.039 --> 01:47:43.199 So if Chris drink it, Chris opened it, would like 2381 01:47:43.199 --> 01:47:45.319 would give him like a couple kool aid and chicken and. 2382 01:47:45.439 --> 01:47:46.319 Be like, oh my god. 2383 01:47:47.880 --> 01:47:50.319 Yeah, yeah, no, that's a few chapters in. 2384 01:47:50.520 --> 01:47:54.039 That's two. That's two. That's what is the intro of negro? First? 2385 01:47:55.760 --> 01:47:57.960 What's the intro of negrophilia? First? 2386 01:47:58.039 --> 01:47:59.800 I think the first thing it does is it it 2387 01:48:00.159 --> 01:48:00.840 makes you like Drake. 2388 01:48:01.079 --> 01:48:03.960 You're like, yeah, dog, it was. It was good. 2389 01:48:04.239 --> 01:48:06.399 Like you're immediately gonna like just start like just kind 2390 01:48:06.439 --> 01:48:08.319 of being like really hood, you know. 2391 01:48:08.560 --> 01:48:11.199 Get a black. But it was good. Nigga know what happens? 2392 01:48:11.239 --> 01:48:13.000 You mean, like you don't even notice that you're saying nigga, 2393 01:48:13.000 --> 01:48:14.079 you know what I mean? And people are like, what 2394 01:48:14.199 --> 01:48:16.159 the fuck, Chris, what are you doing? You're like what whatever? 2395 01:48:16.399 --> 01:48:19.159 You're like what You're like, happen? You literally have no idea. 2396 01:48:19.199 --> 01:48:21.920 What if blacker? Do they become more blacker? I think so. 2397 01:48:22.319 --> 01:48:24.840 I think that happened to me. You know that Drake 2398 01:48:24.880 --> 01:48:29.079 would be like, that's it's mine, he's mine. Keep reading. 2399 01:48:29.920 --> 01:48:30.600 He's looking for the. 2400 01:48:33.800 --> 01:48:37.079 Drake is looking for the neg the Negro amicicon. Uh, 2401 01:48:37.439 --> 01:48:38.680 in the same way the Freeze is looking for the 2402 01:48:38.760 --> 01:48:41.680 dragon balls. Yeah, you know, I doesn't really need you 2403 01:48:41.720 --> 01:48:43.640 doesn't really need it, but he very much wants it. 2404 01:48:43.720 --> 01:48:45.119 He doesn't need it, but he wants it. If the 2405 01:48:45.199 --> 01:48:47.000 only thing that'll because it was, it wasn't his whole 2406 01:48:47.039 --> 01:48:49.800 thing is like he's gonna taller. He just wanted to 2407 01:48:49.840 --> 01:48:50.479 be a little taller. 2408 01:48:51.880 --> 01:48:52.399 I love that. 2409 01:48:53.000 --> 01:48:54.920 That is my favorite thing that they did. I think 2410 01:48:54.960 --> 01:48:55.199 with that. 2411 01:48:55.439 --> 01:49:00.479 Yeah, the fact that BBLS little bit, Yeah, that's crazy, 2412 01:49:00.800 --> 01:49:03.600 what Bomas he's sitting the dragon balls for BBLS. I 2413 01:49:03.680 --> 01:49:11.920 mean yeah, Bbobama bb Yeah, Vegeta understands he's having sex 2414 01:49:12.000 --> 01:49:14.279 with her. Yes, what do you know? What do you think? 2415 01:49:14.319 --> 01:49:15.880 I think he's just like, oh, I'm just doing this 2416 01:49:15.960 --> 01:49:18.960 thing and I'm gonna like, I'm doing this so I 2417 01:49:19.000 --> 01:49:21.079 can leave and go train with I don't. 2418 01:49:21.000 --> 01:49:25.880 Give it now. Now that's where he's at. But the 2419 01:49:26.000 --> 01:49:29.479 reason why he softened, right, his heart was like unheardened, 2420 01:49:29.520 --> 01:49:31.880 which is usually like unheard of, right, usually you never 2421 01:49:31.960 --> 01:49:34.960 go back. He soft and he was wearing pink gay 2422 01:49:35.119 --> 01:49:37.760 shirts and stuff like that, like he was getting pussy. 2423 01:49:38.920 --> 01:49:39.640 I was he gay? 2424 01:49:40.159 --> 01:49:42.119 It was very gay he was. 2425 01:49:42.359 --> 01:49:46.960 When I want that shirt, honestly, I want shirt shirt. 2426 01:49:47.039 --> 01:49:49.439 I love that shirt, my friend shirt. I want that, 2427 01:49:49.479 --> 01:49:53.279 and I want the Max Pain three fucking Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, 2428 01:49:53.319 --> 01:49:56.479 that's want the Piccolo one. My friend also has that 2429 01:49:56.520 --> 01:49:58.239 one as well too. What's the Piccolo one? 2430 01:49:58.399 --> 01:50:01.800 The orange one? I don't know, blue one? Ben has it. 2431 01:50:01.880 --> 01:50:03.479 He has the hoodie in the shirt, and I'm like, 2432 01:50:03.600 --> 01:50:05.199 I hate you. Why do you have that? Ben? 2433 01:50:05.279 --> 01:50:06.960 That makes me so I mean, you know, like it's 2434 01:50:07.000 --> 01:50:08.760 just a quick Google shirt you get with I know. 2435 01:50:09.000 --> 01:50:11.159 But at the same time, it's like that's so fucking 2436 01:50:11.279 --> 01:50:14.840 because it's actually drippy. Like Piccolo and Goku, they both 2437 01:50:14.880 --> 01:50:15.640 look really good. 2438 01:50:15.680 --> 01:50:18.439 And that's when like, look at that's when we're having 2439 01:50:18.479 --> 01:50:22.359 that argument or that discussion about like Piccolo being like 2440 01:50:22.399 --> 01:50:24.880 a like an Arab and then when they put him 2441 01:50:24.880 --> 01:50:27.920 in those clothes, clearly they're like, oh, Piccolo is a nigga, Like. 2442 01:50:27.960 --> 01:50:29.439 That was the thing. That was the thing that a 2443 01:50:29.479 --> 01:50:31.319 lot of people watched dragon Ball Z and not dragon 2444 01:50:31.399 --> 01:50:35.800 Ball so they were like, oh duh, yeah him like 2445 01:50:36.000 --> 01:50:40.359 me for real? It was like me for real, Let's 2446 01:50:40.439 --> 01:50:44.520 go listen to fucking mob deep. The issue. 2447 01:50:44.640 --> 01:50:47.039 The issue is a lot of those fuck a lot 2448 01:50:47.079 --> 01:50:49.600 of those clothes, right is that? Like they're cool and 2449 01:50:49.680 --> 01:50:53.239 I know that you could get them generally, but I 2450 01:50:53.359 --> 01:50:56.600 I can't get him both for adults well, because they 2451 01:50:56.720 --> 01:51:01.239 just don't. It's actually be more built for kids. Actually 2452 01:51:01.279 --> 01:51:05.319 I think about it, but they don't. Nothing fits me properly. 2453 01:51:06.800 --> 01:51:08.640 I can't just buy shit from like store like that 2454 01:51:09.199 --> 01:51:11.319 specialty ship, Like I can't do it how man Like 2455 01:51:12.600 --> 01:51:15.000 like every few years there's like a revamp of like 2456 01:51:16.479 --> 01:51:18.840 what size of because you'll you'll be like, oh, man, 2457 01:51:18.960 --> 01:51:21.439 I don't there's nothing for me, and then years later 2458 01:51:21.560 --> 01:51:23.359 if you look again, you're like, holy shit, it's all 2459 01:51:23.520 --> 01:51:26.520 like I I I actively look at stuff like every year, 2460 01:51:26.760 --> 01:51:28.840 like every year, I'll because like then I get kind 2461 01:51:28.840 --> 01:51:32.439 of surprised by I'm still looking for the tigrisof Goal 2462 01:51:32.640 --> 01:51:35.560 helmet from that year. Still haven't found it, but I'm 2463 01:51:35.560 --> 01:51:38.239 still looking. Every fucking year I pre ordered. 2464 01:51:38.520 --> 01:51:42.199 Uh, there's this thing that went on sale yesterday for 2465 01:51:42.279 --> 01:51:43.560 pre order. I don't know when it's coming. I think 2466 01:51:43.560 --> 01:51:46.520 it's like sometime this year. But it's like an authentic 2467 01:51:47.359 --> 01:51:48.079 green goblin. 2468 01:51:48.680 --> 01:51:52.159 Oh sick that like uh, it's like some Marvel Legends 2469 01:51:52.199 --> 01:51:54.760 thing with like a pumpkin bomb and ship that's Is 2470 01:51:54.840 --> 01:51:56.520 it actually a bomb? I hope. 2471 01:51:56.600 --> 01:51:59.520 I'm going to make it. My goal is to make 2472 01:51:59.560 --> 01:52:02.880 it a mom No, it's gonna turn people into skeletons 2473 01:52:02.960 --> 01:52:05.119 when I'm done with it, But I can't wait to 2474 01:52:05.239 --> 01:52:07.560 have that, just like sitting on a chair and talks 2475 01:52:07.600 --> 01:52:08.840 with Yeah, dude, I'm so. 2476 01:52:09.239 --> 01:52:12.239 I'm so like that's one of the stupid Like every 2477 01:52:12.279 --> 01:52:14.079 now and then you see like a stupid purchase that 2478 01:52:14.199 --> 01:52:17.920 has like no, that's like probably like too expensive. Actually, 2479 01:52:17.920 --> 01:52:19.199 wasn't that bad. It was like one hundred and thirty, 2480 01:52:21.640 --> 01:52:22.760 but it's not like crazy. 2481 01:52:22.640 --> 01:52:23.079 That's worth it. 2482 01:52:23.159 --> 01:52:23.560 I'd buy it. 2483 01:52:23.800 --> 01:52:25.800 I buy a magneta helmet for around that price, which 2484 01:52:25.800 --> 01:52:27.920 I already tried and I got kind of ripped Off 2485 01:52:28.000 --> 01:52:31.680 Things Happened and Tigers of Gold. I just don't understand 2486 01:52:31.760 --> 01:52:34.760 with how popular of a movie glad Eater is. And 2487 01:52:34.960 --> 01:52:38.960 I can't find one replica of somebody like, oh I 2488 01:52:39.079 --> 01:52:41.800 made a Tiris of Gold helmet. It is crazy when 2489 01:52:41.840 --> 01:52:43.800 you think about it, it's fucking insane. So you can 2490 01:52:43.840 --> 01:52:46.640 find a replica of like Stuart Little's car, you know 2491 01:52:46.720 --> 01:52:47.039 what I mean? 2492 01:52:47.119 --> 01:52:47.720 Like, what the fuck? 2493 01:52:47.760 --> 01:52:49.960 Who the fuck wants a stupid little car? But like 2494 01:52:50.520 --> 01:52:52.560 all the only thing I found is some asshole that's like, 2495 01:52:52.600 --> 01:52:55.439 here's the schematics for your three D printer. I'm like, cool, 2496 01:52:55.479 --> 01:52:57.079 I don't have one. I don't know to do that shit. 2497 01:52:57.199 --> 01:52:59.439 I have one, but it definitely cannot print something that big. Yeah, 2498 01:52:59.560 --> 01:53:01.640 so it's very dumb. 2499 01:53:02.159 --> 01:53:03.239 Yeah, Stuart, Look. 2500 01:53:04.239 --> 01:53:05.960 I had a dream that one of my friends hear 2501 01:53:06.000 --> 01:53:09.000 what we're talking about, Stuart Biggle. No, I don't think so, 2502 01:53:09.880 --> 01:53:13.760 Stuart Big just like a big questions a big mouse 2503 01:53:13.800 --> 01:53:14.319 of a small car. 2504 01:53:14.399 --> 01:53:14.880 I don't get it. 2505 01:53:15.000 --> 01:53:18.319 No, it's it would be a mouse adopted by a 2506 01:53:18.399 --> 01:53:19.399 family of rats. 2507 01:53:22.560 --> 01:53:26.239 It's so stupid. It's so stupid. Go go go on 2508 01:53:26.399 --> 01:53:29.279 the next thing. Got what did I say? 2509 01:53:29.479 --> 01:53:29.800 Nothing? 2510 01:53:29.920 --> 01:53:30.640 Go the next question? 2511 01:53:31.119 --> 01:53:35.680 A family of rats. A boy, A boy adopted by 2512 01:53:35.680 --> 01:53:38.640 a family of rats. Yeah, I know, I assume you 2513 01:53:38.800 --> 01:53:42.680 meant that like the opposite mouse. Yes, I mouse adopted 2514 01:53:42.760 --> 01:53:43.640 my family of rats. 2515 01:53:43.760 --> 01:53:44.920 I was so stupid. 2516 01:53:45.439 --> 01:53:48.920 I didn't acknowledge it because I kind of understood what 2517 01:53:49.000 --> 01:53:51.279 you were trying to do. But I actually do like 2518 01:53:51.359 --> 01:53:55.800 the idea of a mouse and then being like you, 2519 01:53:56.000 --> 01:53:59.600 what the fuck this is absurd that we would raise 2520 01:53:59.640 --> 01:54:05.319 a mouse. It's barely different. It's just like a like size, right, 2521 01:54:05.399 --> 01:54:06.560 or something slightly smaller. 2522 01:54:06.640 --> 01:54:09.119 Basically, Yeah, I mean it depends on what kind of rat, 2523 01:54:09.159 --> 01:54:11.399 I guess, because there are rats that are small, and 2524 01:54:11.479 --> 01:54:13.560 then they are like New York City rats. 2525 01:54:14.520 --> 01:54:15.520 Do you see that video? They're big? 2526 01:54:15.920 --> 01:54:17.560 You you must have seen a Kingston the. 2527 01:54:17.600 --> 01:54:22.399 Video of the the rat dragging another rat under a 2528 01:54:22.479 --> 01:54:24.560 dumpster and then poking its head out at the camera. 2529 01:54:24.399 --> 01:54:25.880 And it's fucking massive. 2530 01:54:26.119 --> 01:54:26.640 I've seen that. 2531 01:54:27.000 --> 01:54:28.479 You've seen it, right, I've seen that. I'm like, that's 2532 01:54:28.520 --> 01:54:31.439 why I don't. I don't fuck with that type of environment. Yeah. 2533 01:54:32.399 --> 01:54:34.119 Anyway, I hate rats. 2534 01:54:34.920 --> 01:54:37.319 I hate like how they look adorable, but they they're 2535 01:54:37.640 --> 01:54:40.000 like menacing, you know what I mean, Like they're just 2536 01:54:40.039 --> 01:54:41.279 they're they're such pest. 2537 01:54:41.439 --> 01:54:44.239 The fact that they have cancer automatically, it's crazy, like 2538 01:54:44.319 --> 01:54:46.880 they're just they just default as as a trait. Have 2539 01:54:47.000 --> 01:54:51.199 cancer is born like yeah, and they just like they 2540 01:54:51.239 --> 01:54:52.920 get tumors and all sorts of shit. It's like they 2541 01:54:52.920 --> 01:54:54.640 don't they don't live, pat, I think you live for 2542 01:54:54.680 --> 01:54:55.560 maybe like twelve hours. 2543 01:54:55.920 --> 01:54:58.600 You know, their teeth keep growing, right, we their teeth 2544 01:54:58.680 --> 01:55:01.720 keep growing. That's why just splinter like like they do, 2545 01:55:01.960 --> 01:55:07.359 master splinter when they die. Yes, checkmate, retard, go check 2546 01:55:07.439 --> 01:55:13.880 go check their skeletons. People look, go, have you guys 2547 01:55:13.960 --> 01:55:16.479 never seen like you know how people they'll bury their. 2548 01:55:16.399 --> 01:55:19.079 Hamsters and they're and their ratives and like and their 2549 01:55:19.119 --> 01:55:20.159 wives and shoe boxes. 2550 01:55:20.720 --> 01:55:24.720 You know what, if you open a shoe box in 2551 01:55:24.760 --> 01:55:29.359 the full size, this motherfucker somehow. 2552 01:55:29.199 --> 01:55:30.960 Just you just got the only persons. 2553 01:55:31.199 --> 01:55:33.000 The only person who's burying his wife in a shoe 2554 01:55:33.000 --> 01:55:34.199 box is probably future sneak. 2555 01:55:34.239 --> 01:55:36.760 Oh if you just for sure, if you just. 2556 01:55:37.199 --> 01:55:41.159 Doing that, I'm not gonna say President. I might say President, 2557 01:55:45.239 --> 01:55:48.000 I want to fucking man sneak. I want to. I 2558 01:55:48.079 --> 01:55:48.319 want to. 2559 01:55:51.399 --> 01:55:53.159 I want to sneak in his negroes room and sneaking 2560 01:55:53.199 --> 01:55:57.279 the sneak, sneaking, snuck them snookid. 2561 01:55:56.960 --> 01:55:58.640 Snack them up. 2562 01:55:58.920 --> 01:56:01.000 Sneak has been punched by Bookley once. And I'm very 2563 01:56:01.039 --> 01:56:03.680 grateful for the security guard. And I love that dude 2564 01:56:03.800 --> 01:56:06.399 fucking got there, the security guard. 2565 01:56:06.560 --> 01:56:07.600 He was the guy who. 2566 01:56:07.520 --> 01:56:11.359 Jumped up and did the fucking superhero. He did a 2567 01:56:11.760 --> 01:56:15.239 real video that was amazing. I want to meet that 2568 01:56:15.239 --> 01:56:15.960 guy and shake his hand. 2569 01:56:16.119 --> 01:56:17.800 Yeah. I actually wanted like he should have done a 2570 01:56:17.840 --> 01:56:19.399 go fund me even nothing happened on I just would 2571 01:56:19.439 --> 01:56:21.680 raise money for him. I appreciate it. 2572 01:56:21.800 --> 01:56:23.479 It was like those college kids where they they got 2573 01:56:23.560 --> 01:56:25.920 all that money for like the American flag thing in 2574 01:56:25.920 --> 01:56:26.920 Mississippi or something. 2575 01:56:26.920 --> 01:56:27.399 Do you remember that. 2576 01:56:29.119 --> 01:56:31.159 So there was a college protest and these they were 2577 01:56:31.239 --> 01:56:33.880 protesting for Palestine, right, and they took down an American 2578 01:56:33.920 --> 01:56:36.079 flag and put up a Palestinian flag just to raise 2579 01:56:36.079 --> 01:56:39.960 awareness and stuff. And then so they were got the 2580 01:56:40.079 --> 01:56:42.039 flag got hoisted down, they put the American flag up, 2581 01:56:42.079 --> 01:56:44.199 and then these college these frat boys were protecting the 2582 01:56:44.279 --> 01:56:46.359 flag and there were so many idiots that are like, 2583 01:56:46.399 --> 01:56:49.600 oh so patriotic. They raised five four hundred thousand dollars 2584 01:56:49.640 --> 01:56:52.439 for the MgAl party. We should orchestrate something like that. 2585 01:56:52.920 --> 01:56:56.159 I wouldn't want to just like like fake the entire 2586 01:56:56.239 --> 01:56:57.720 thing and then just like because. 2587 01:56:57.439 --> 01:56:59.760 Why not, and they wouldn't know Grift. 2588 01:57:00.039 --> 01:57:02.000 We would be so rich. I've been thinking about it. 2589 01:57:02.279 --> 01:57:04.399 We would be I've been thinking about doing an anonymous 2590 01:57:04.479 --> 01:57:07.479 just voiceover, like just like I'll do the you know, 2591 01:57:07.520 --> 01:57:11.199 we were just talking about that Khalif the boxer. I 2592 01:57:11.239 --> 01:57:13.159 would just be completely like, oh yeah, that's a man, 2593 01:57:13.960 --> 01:57:14.359 it's a man. 2594 01:57:14.399 --> 01:57:17.399 I hate this. This is funny that I know. Damn well, 2595 01:57:17.520 --> 01:57:20.159 we could Grift way funnier than those motherfuckers. We'd be 2596 01:57:20.399 --> 01:57:22.239 way out of pocket. 2597 01:57:22.319 --> 01:57:24.239 We would be that we would be just under like 2598 01:57:24.319 --> 01:57:27.239 you know, like Ben Shapiro and that Jermy Boring they 2599 01:57:27.279 --> 01:57:30.399 owned Daily Wire. We would be right under them like 2600 01:57:30.600 --> 01:57:33.119 that's could our charisma would give us these fat fucking 2601 01:57:33.159 --> 01:57:36.760 contracts that we would we wouldn't say wild ship and 2602 01:57:36.800 --> 01:57:37.680 then we would just be like we were. 2603 01:57:38.319 --> 01:57:43.399 No, we don't believe high talent. They suck, all of them. 2604 01:57:43.680 --> 01:57:46.359 They all suck, like the Daily Wire teams. Jordan imagined 2605 01:57:46.760 --> 01:57:47.880 it was Candice Owan's. 2606 01:57:47.920 --> 01:57:50.560 It was some old white guy. This this dude that 2607 01:57:50.640 --> 01:57:52.800 played gay characters in like and I don't think we 2608 01:57:52.840 --> 01:57:54.920 don't think we're getting close Alex Jones, is what I'm saying. 2609 01:57:54.840 --> 01:57:58.880 Guys, guys, because we wouldn't sell the supplements. Guys. Do 2610 01:57:59.000 --> 01:58:03.279 you imagine on a fucking podcast with three fucking female 2611 01:58:03.319 --> 01:58:06.600 women trying to go like pro choice and we're just 2612 01:58:07.079 --> 01:58:10.600 going bananas making fun of them seeing the most obscene ship. 2613 01:58:12.319 --> 01:58:14.560 We would we would we Yeah, we'd have man, we'd 2614 01:58:14.560 --> 01:58:16.279 be a Jason like that. We'd be tangent. Well, we 2615 01:58:16.279 --> 01:58:18.800 would be better than them too, because they're also awful, 2616 01:58:19.199 --> 01:58:21.319 like fresh and fit, like I've never I don't. 2617 01:58:21.359 --> 01:58:23.479 I literally don't understand how they made it. I think, 2618 01:58:23.520 --> 01:58:25.159 what almost like a monkey, and I think it's funny, 2619 01:58:27.199 --> 01:58:30.960 but like not racially. I guess it is like not tech. 2620 01:58:31.119 --> 01:58:33.199 I think it is a little bit, but like no technically, 2621 01:58:33.239 --> 01:58:35.039 but I guess it's fine since you're saying it like 2622 01:58:36.079 --> 01:58:37.000 I'm not black technically. 2623 01:58:39.520 --> 01:58:41.359 He's like, it's fine because you're saying you're a monkey. 2624 01:58:41.600 --> 01:58:43.000 You're a monkey. 2625 01:58:43.039 --> 01:58:45.319 Also I'm a monkey too, so I can say it 2626 01:58:45.880 --> 01:58:46.319 for whatever. 2627 01:58:52.199 --> 01:58:53.840 I went a weirdly long time in my life not 2628 01:58:53.960 --> 01:58:56.760 realizing that that was even like a slur, really you 2629 01:58:56.800 --> 01:59:00.600 know what I mean? Because like it's because people are monkeys. 2630 01:59:01.479 --> 01:59:05.479 Well yeah, right, but you know what I mean colloquially 2631 01:59:05.520 --> 01:59:08.960 come on yeah yeah yeah. So like when people when 2632 01:59:08.960 --> 01:59:11.840 somebody would call people monkey, I would be like, oh yeah. 2633 01:59:12.119 --> 01:59:14.239 Yeah, it was like the coolest monkey in the jungle thing. 2634 01:59:14.279 --> 01:59:16.760 Remember that thing? Yeah, I remember sweat was at the 2635 01:59:16.920 --> 01:59:20.920 H and M. Yeah, yeah, that you're you're not racist. 2636 01:59:20.960 --> 01:59:22.000 That's why you wouldn't realize that. 2637 01:59:22.600 --> 01:59:24.319 That's why all those people were like, I don't see 2638 01:59:24.319 --> 01:59:24.720 the problem. 2639 01:59:25.399 --> 01:59:26.039 They just did it. 2640 01:59:26.159 --> 01:59:28.159 The mom was like, oh yeah, I just put that 2641 01:59:28.199 --> 01:59:29.680 sweater on my kids getting aide. 2642 01:59:29.760 --> 01:59:32.840 Genuinely, people that are not you're genuinely you're so racist. 2643 01:59:33.039 --> 01:59:35.119 You're so not racist. You're free. You know that you'll 2644 01:59:35.119 --> 01:59:38.960 call somebody absolutely generally mean nothing worse than me. I 2645 01:59:39.079 --> 01:59:40.560 just I think the words a funny word. To call 2646 01:59:40.640 --> 01:59:43.399 somebody the funny word. Yeah, but. 2647 01:59:44.880 --> 01:59:49.720 Yeah, I think that's ignorance is bliss. Like, imagine how 2648 01:59:49.800 --> 01:59:52.319 fucking cool our lives would be if we didn't know ship. 2649 01:59:52.760 --> 01:59:54.520 If all you did was just play video games, just 2650 01:59:54.600 --> 01:59:56.399 go to work or whatever. You don't have to worry 2651 01:59:56.399 --> 01:59:57.640 about any of this dumb ship. 2652 01:59:57.840 --> 02:00:01.319 Imagine not being depressed sometimes that'd be crazy. AM just 2653 02:00:01.439 --> 02:00:02.560 not being sad for no reason. 2654 02:00:02.720 --> 02:00:03.640 I can't even fathom that. 2655 02:00:03.760 --> 02:00:04.319 It's crazy. 2656 02:00:05.800 --> 02:00:08.680 I twitch of like out of envy. I've never I've 2657 02:00:08.760 --> 02:00:09.880 never truly been happy. 2658 02:00:10.039 --> 02:00:13.199 Isn't that crazy? That's like wild? All right? I stripped 2659 02:00:13.239 --> 02:00:15.159 like I've had good times, like I've never been like 2660 02:00:15.199 --> 02:00:17.079 really like, oh I'm happy. I guess that is the 2661 02:00:17.159 --> 02:00:17.720 human experience. 2662 02:00:17.760 --> 02:00:20.279 I stripped coppers so I can cop strippers, wrote and 2663 02:00:20.359 --> 02:00:23.119 he says, hey, my three little rascals, this is directed 2664 02:00:23.119 --> 02:00:24.600 towards the boy in the medical field. 2665 02:00:25.359 --> 02:00:29.680 Him, No, that's me. That's me. What are you talking about? 2666 02:00:29.880 --> 02:00:32.039 I have a fucking surgeon. Idiots, you didn't know it. 2667 02:00:32.159 --> 02:00:35.199 I guess I could never mentioned a b if you if. 2668 02:00:35.159 --> 02:00:38.479 We just fucking this the whole time, making like three 2669 02:00:38.600 --> 02:00:46.119 hundred dollars a year, being like, yeah, I'm really in money, man, rat. 2670 02:00:46.000 --> 02:00:51.840 Bad grabbing a one bedroom apartment fucking like built in 2671 02:00:51.880 --> 02:00:52.520 the sixties. 2672 02:00:53.760 --> 02:00:56.279 Like, man, I'm not doing good man, I only only 2673 02:00:56.399 --> 02:00:58.960 saved about one hundred c this month. I'm like you, absolutely, 2674 02:00:59.079 --> 02:01:02.279 I only saved my You know, I hope bad happens 2675 02:01:02.279 --> 02:01:04.000 to you. That's how I feel about you, because you 2676 02:01:04.119 --> 02:01:08.319 guys are cooling. We're fine. Yeah, saving more than five. 2677 02:01:09.159 --> 02:01:10.520 We're doing good. We're doing good. 2678 02:01:10.640 --> 02:01:14.760 You're paying nothing and your wife makes a your girlfriend, 2679 02:01:14.840 --> 02:01:19.520 whatever wife, your wife, she makes a like you guys 2680 02:01:19.560 --> 02:01:20.239 are so good. 2681 02:01:21.000 --> 02:01:22.920 We spend so much money on dumb ship man. 2682 02:01:22.960 --> 02:01:26.840 Yeah, but that's the Taylor stopping buying ivory shooting elephants. 2683 02:01:27.359 --> 02:01:31.640 Why she keep going on the savannah with a little exploring. 2684 02:01:31.880 --> 02:01:38.520 I had on elephant with a gun blowing its head off, like, looks, Bob, 2685 02:01:38.680 --> 02:01:39.600 I got an elephant. 2686 02:01:39.680 --> 02:01:42.720 I'm like, so innocent, And she just puts it right 2687 02:01:42.800 --> 02:01:47.079 up to its eye like like a little to her 2688 02:01:47.119 --> 02:01:48.640 face said. 2689 02:01:49.079 --> 02:01:52.560 Look, she kicks back. 2690 02:01:52.680 --> 02:02:00.960 She's laughing, And you guys have fucking twenty pairs of 2691 02:02:01.079 --> 02:02:02.760 tusk in your fucking house. 2692 02:02:02.840 --> 02:02:06.199 I would break up with her, you would my favorite animal. 2693 02:02:06.319 --> 02:02:09.439 They're pretty killing elephants. We need that elf e merch? Sorry, 2694 02:02:11.279 --> 02:02:13.279 do you remember the ELpH e merch? People really wanted 2695 02:02:13.359 --> 02:02:16.359 it was a hanged elephant. They really want it, they 2696 02:02:16.439 --> 02:02:21.600 really want that. That image was really morbid? Can we 2697 02:02:21.760 --> 02:02:24.000 sell something like yes we have? Why can't we? I 2698 02:02:24.039 --> 02:02:28.159 don't know what do you mean? Have you seen Merge? Yeah? 2699 02:02:28.159 --> 02:02:30.640 But that's like a movie. But what is that? How 2700 02:02:30.760 --> 02:02:32.199 is I guess what what do you? 2701 02:02:32.680 --> 02:02:36.399 My concern is like people will see like a lynched 2702 02:02:36.520 --> 02:02:39.880 animal on a shirt, but it won't be like it's 2703 02:02:39.920 --> 02:02:43.640 not gonna be a graphic like like no, it's suffering 2704 02:02:43.680 --> 02:02:44.560 and why not. 2705 02:02:45.800 --> 02:02:46.560 I'm not worrying that. 2706 02:02:47.359 --> 02:02:49.680 I don't want my unless it says like look at 2707 02:02:50.399 --> 02:02:52.199 the elphie can be bloody or something, but it has 2708 02:02:52.279 --> 02:02:54.640 to just at least have cartoon eyes, like it's like 2709 02:02:55.119 --> 02:02:57.439 it's gotta be got bee about it. 2710 02:02:59.119 --> 02:03:02.439 There was a south Park, old school South Park, man, 2711 02:03:02.800 --> 02:03:05.239 I love old school south Park where the South Park 2712 02:03:05.319 --> 02:03:08.239 flag used to be, uh, these white people hanging a 2713 02:03:08.359 --> 02:03:11.279 black guy. It's sticks and like chef was all pissed 2714 02:03:11.279 --> 02:03:13.680 off and like all right, here's the compromise and they 2715 02:03:13.800 --> 02:03:15.199 just drew a happy face. 2716 02:03:15.319 --> 02:03:20.760 One I don't think I ever saw that one that 2717 02:03:20.920 --> 02:03:23.880 was that was episode is so good because the fucking 2718 02:03:23.960 --> 02:03:26.279 the clan comes and all they're doing is channing white 2719 02:03:26.359 --> 02:03:28.319 power and they're like, all right, brothers. They're they're all 2720 02:03:28.359 --> 02:03:30.960 talking like this brother and they're like all right, we're 2721 02:03:30.960 --> 02:03:32.640 gonna go take a hot shower. And then they're fucking 2722 02:03:32.800 --> 02:03:35.760 channing hot shower and like the hot shower. 2723 02:03:35.920 --> 02:03:38.640 That level and then when you realize what you call it. 2724 02:03:39.000 --> 02:03:41.439 The teachers. One of them, I forgot his name, mister Garrison, 2725 02:03:42.199 --> 02:03:44.640 the clan and it was actually it wasn't it was 2726 02:03:44.720 --> 02:03:46.319 actually his uh hand, it. 2727 02:03:46.399 --> 02:03:50.279 Was it's not mister, It was close. 2728 02:03:50.439 --> 02:03:51.000 It is close. 2729 02:03:52.039 --> 02:03:52.560 That makes sense. 2730 02:03:54.680 --> 02:03:58.319 That hands is epic. Man. 2731 02:03:58.359 --> 02:04:01.119 I want to you know the reaction and channels, Well, 2732 02:04:01.159 --> 02:04:02.560 well this is that's the type of stuff I want 2733 02:04:02.560 --> 02:04:05.680 people to react to. Yeah, mister Hans, yeah, get the fine. 2734 02:04:08.760 --> 02:04:09.319 I can't believe. 2735 02:04:10.199 --> 02:04:12.880 I can't believe that that horse was in the klan 2736 02:04:13.039 --> 02:04:17.119 this whole time. It makes sense that horse Saul, mister 2737 02:04:17.239 --> 02:04:18.720 Hans having sex with the black man. 2738 02:04:19.279 --> 02:04:20.720 And I was just like, I'll get you for this. 2739 02:04:20.760 --> 02:04:22.960 I'll show you you like big dick, I'll show you. 2740 02:04:26.680 --> 02:04:29.079 Let's see, let's go. 2741 02:04:29.520 --> 02:04:31.880 Was there a question, man, I think there was there 2742 02:04:31.960 --> 02:04:32.359 is there is? 2743 02:04:32.520 --> 02:04:37.800 Okay, he says, we've decided, okay, director towards the guy 2744 02:04:37.840 --> 02:04:39.960 in the medical field. Oh right, My wife and I 2745 02:04:40.199 --> 02:04:43.439 just just suffered through a miscarriage. Parentheses not recommended at 2746 02:04:43.520 --> 02:04:44.079 ten weeks. 2747 02:04:44.520 --> 02:04:47.039 We decided, sorry about that, man, Sorry about that. Guys. 2748 02:04:47.600 --> 02:04:50.680 We've decided he's oh yeah, whatever. 2749 02:04:52.479 --> 02:04:54.279 We've decided that we don't want to go through that again. 2750 02:04:54.319 --> 02:04:56.399 And I've been thinking about getting of aaseectomy. It's terrifying though, 2751 02:04:56.439 --> 02:04:59.680 because they don't put you under just local anesthetic. 2752 02:05:00.720 --> 02:05:01.560 Uh it's fine. 2753 02:05:02.640 --> 02:05:05.479 Look, well, I guess the visual might be scary, but 2754 02:05:05.560 --> 02:05:08.640 local anaesthesia. I I'm okay, you won't feel anything, but 2755 02:05:08.840 --> 02:05:11.319 I got my tooth pooled the local atastesia. The only 2756 02:05:11.399 --> 02:05:13.800 thing I will say, the only reason I didn't like 2757 02:05:13.880 --> 02:05:16.279 it when when he was having tough time, he put 2758 02:05:16.359 --> 02:05:19.359 his knuckles into my cheek at one point, and I'm like, bro, 2759 02:05:19.960 --> 02:05:22.279 but he had one foot on the ground and his 2760 02:05:22.359 --> 02:05:24.720 other leg on your chest. Might as well that's good 2761 02:05:24.720 --> 02:05:27.319 because he was like really like on the back of 2762 02:05:27.399 --> 02:05:29.159 the head dog, like what are you doing? 2763 02:05:30.199 --> 02:05:32.359 He's wait a question. 2764 02:05:32.520 --> 02:05:36.079 His question is His question is ultimately like, uh, should 2765 02:05:36.079 --> 02:05:37.880 I listen to the podcast while my nuts are getting cut? 2766 02:05:37.920 --> 02:05:40.840 Or should I experience it in the moment? It depends 2767 02:05:40.920 --> 02:05:42.239 on how much that terrified. 2768 02:05:42.319 --> 02:05:44.399 So yeah, dude, like that's a scary thing. Because if he. 2769 02:05:44.439 --> 02:05:46.840 Thinks like I don't want to see or know anything 2770 02:05:46.880 --> 02:05:48.840 about what's going on, then yeah, put it. 2771 02:05:49.119 --> 02:05:49.960 Tell you what? Tell you what? 2772 02:05:50.359 --> 02:05:54.079 Save the play when you get it done. Play this 2773 02:05:54.199 --> 02:05:57.239 part of the podcast, like time it so it starts 2774 02:05:57.319 --> 02:05:57.640 right now. 2775 02:05:58.920 --> 02:06:05.399 Ew ew grawl what the fuck? Ah ew ew. 2776 02:06:11.439 --> 02:06:18.479 No, no, doctor, I can feel it. 2777 02:06:18.520 --> 02:06:19.560 I can feel it. I can feel it. I can 2778 02:06:19.600 --> 02:06:22.439 feel it. All right. There you go. You guys suck 2779 02:06:22.600 --> 02:06:27.600 on in a way that is so so magnanimously terrible. Doctor. 2780 02:06:27.600 --> 02:06:29.359 Doctor didn't do it. 2781 02:06:30.039 --> 02:06:33.079 Oh I'm sorry. That was just Sally. 2782 02:06:35.600 --> 02:06:39.199 That's crazy fucking injected. 2783 02:06:39.279 --> 02:06:41.159 He would those guys? 2784 02:06:41.439 --> 02:06:43.359 Were you? There were you? There? Were you there for 2785 02:06:43.520 --> 02:06:45.560 that thing about the guy that like he went to 2786 02:06:45.680 --> 02:06:47.600 some place where he like he puts sale in his 2787 02:06:47.760 --> 02:06:50.720 balls and he had really really really big balls, and 2788 02:06:51.079 --> 02:06:53.600 like it's like it's a real fucking thing. It's like 2789 02:06:53.720 --> 02:06:55.720 I am full of people where this guy like fucking 2790 02:06:56.119 --> 02:06:59.720 convinced all these people like to size match their genitals. 2791 02:07:00.239 --> 02:07:03.680 Okay, okay, so here's here's here's the thing about what 2792 02:07:03.680 --> 02:07:06.239 you just said. You said, was I there for. 2793 02:07:06.319 --> 02:07:08.560 This because we were talking about it with Lyle and 2794 02:07:09.119 --> 02:07:10.840 allow on everybody. But I guess you weren't there for 2795 02:07:10.920 --> 02:07:12.800 that night Lyle. Yeah we did. 2796 02:07:13.720 --> 02:07:15.880 We were talking about size the other day that you said, Lyle, 2797 02:07:15.880 --> 02:07:17.119 which and then you didn't let us know. 2798 02:07:17.159 --> 02:07:19.800 That when was this, when was there? Lyle showed up 2799 02:07:19.800 --> 02:07:23.279 that day on when was this maybe like uh, the 2800 02:07:23.439 --> 02:07:27.680 week before you were out and everybody they were talking 2801 02:07:27.720 --> 02:07:29.600 about size maxing, growing maxing. 2802 02:07:29.640 --> 02:07:30.680 In fact, I don't remember this. 2803 02:07:30.920 --> 02:07:33.640 They were putting a saline and fucking all sorts of 2804 02:07:33.760 --> 02:07:36.239 like fucking silicon in their penises to make them big. 2805 02:07:36.520 --> 02:07:40.119 They're obviously no longer functional, and some guy died because 2806 02:07:40.119 --> 02:07:40.399 it's like. 2807 02:07:41.439 --> 02:07:44.640 I don't know, I'm squeamish. 2808 02:07:45.000 --> 02:07:47.560 I'm screamish for that stuff. I'm screamish for that stuff. 2809 02:07:47.560 --> 02:07:48.840 Like I don't know if I could do because I 2810 02:07:48.880 --> 02:07:51.279 think specifically for me, because like anesthetic, I. 2811 02:07:51.239 --> 02:07:53.439 Don't know what the fuck it is. I don't think 2812 02:07:53.479 --> 02:07:56.239 I'm allergic to the ginger. Some people are, what is 2813 02:07:56.279 --> 02:07:56.920 the ginger Jean. 2814 02:07:56.880 --> 02:07:59.119 But it takes more to knock you out than regular people. 2815 02:07:59.239 --> 02:08:00.479 Yeah, like I'm distant. 2816 02:08:00.720 --> 02:08:06.239 I'm more resistant, often more resistant to like think numbing agents. 2817 02:08:06.640 --> 02:08:10.880 Actually yeah, I'm I'm I'm very resistant to numbing agents 2818 02:08:11.119 --> 02:08:13.680 and anesthetics. So I remember like I would I would 2819 02:08:13.680 --> 02:08:16.239 get like dental work done and they would like inject 2820 02:08:16.239 --> 02:08:19.680 me with anesthesia, and I'm like more, I feel this 2821 02:08:19.840 --> 02:08:24.359 doesn't feel like I take it there's no this is 2822 02:08:24.399 --> 02:08:26.680 supposed to not feel like, what are you talking about this? Sorry? 2823 02:08:26.720 --> 02:08:27.520 This is interveneous. 2824 02:08:27.520 --> 02:08:33.000 What are you doing now? I can't feel a thing. 2825 02:08:36.680 --> 02:08:38.439 It is one way to put you under I guess. 2826 02:08:39.159 --> 02:08:41.800 But yeah, man, I don't know. Sorry, sorry about your experience. 2827 02:08:41.920 --> 02:08:44.000 But like I don't know of vasectomy's kind of I 2828 02:08:44.039 --> 02:08:44.279 don't know. 2829 02:08:44.399 --> 02:08:45.600 So it's kind of a sectomy. 2830 02:08:45.680 --> 02:08:47.920 I mean, well, okay, I get that, because why don't 2831 02:08:47.960 --> 02:08:50.159 you just tell her to get invasive surgery? 2832 02:08:50.279 --> 02:08:52.319 Yeah like that, why do you get her tubes tied 2833 02:08:52.960 --> 02:08:54.840 you have or you reach up in there and then 2834 02:08:54.920 --> 02:08:58.000 do it yourself, or become a bove warrior. Man. 2835 02:08:58.720 --> 02:09:01.640 Actually, that is the safest way to just just straight 2836 02:09:01.720 --> 02:09:04.760 up not even leave your girls ass a lot, go 2837 02:09:04.960 --> 02:09:08.159 go with bussy, start fucking dudes. Yeah, that is for 2838 02:09:08.319 --> 02:09:10.079 sure that there will come will drip out of her 2839 02:09:10.079 --> 02:09:10.920 assd into her bussy. 2840 02:09:11.359 --> 02:09:14.359 Because that I know people that have said they had 2841 02:09:14.399 --> 02:09:15.279 their kids because of that. 2842 02:09:15.920 --> 02:09:18.960 That can't be trued. That's not how that worked. Well, 2843 02:09:19.239 --> 02:09:23.319 I've heard that's literally possible your stories. 2844 02:09:23.359 --> 02:09:23.960 I'm be real. 2845 02:09:24.079 --> 02:09:27.720 No, it's insane sounding, I get it. I don't understand 2846 02:09:28.000 --> 02:09:29.920 Stevie would have to get but see, that's the thing 2847 02:09:29.960 --> 02:09:32.760 that's so crazy. I have heard crazier stories that I'm like, I, 2848 02:09:33.279 --> 02:09:36.359 how is it that I've full force busted like as 2849 02:09:36.439 --> 02:09:39.159 far as I can, and I am childless. 2850 02:09:39.680 --> 02:09:42.439 Like ghosts in the ghost the goat in the Middle 2851 02:09:42.479 --> 02:09:43.800 East that was born with a human face. 2852 02:09:47.640 --> 02:09:50.800 I that there's no, that's not a thing. 2853 02:09:52.319 --> 02:09:54.720 A goat in the Middle East with a human face. 2854 02:09:56.880 --> 02:10:00.479 I did actually see this video and like, really it was. 2855 02:10:01.039 --> 02:10:04.720 It's obviously obviously is fake. Yeah, it's not a It's 2856 02:10:04.760 --> 02:10:07.439 just like the fish with the dog's face. Can I 2857 02:10:07.520 --> 02:10:10.199 tell you, no, it's not It's not AI in that way. 2858 02:10:11.359 --> 02:10:13.600 I don't know if it was like a prop or something. 2859 02:10:13.760 --> 02:10:16.439 It's fucking disturbing. And I was staring at it for 2860 02:10:16.479 --> 02:10:19.479 a while and be like, I don't know how I feel. 2861 02:10:19.239 --> 02:10:20.840 About what I'm seeing right now, and I'm gonna go 2862 02:10:20.840 --> 02:10:21.920 to It was the last thing I saw before I 2863 02:10:21.960 --> 02:10:22.319 went to bed. 2864 02:10:22.680 --> 02:10:24.479 You know, it's crazy nice, that's really smart. 2865 02:10:25.000 --> 02:10:27.319 Those things awaken up part of me that makes me 2866 02:10:27.520 --> 02:10:30.600 sad that's in there because it's just kill that and 2867 02:10:30.720 --> 02:10:33.359 it makes me sad. I'm like, oh man, I shouldn't. 2868 02:10:32.920 --> 02:10:35.279 Be this, Like that's what I thought about that fish 2869 02:10:35.359 --> 02:10:36.920 from that uh that Dreamcast game. 2870 02:10:37.399 --> 02:10:39.680 It was like this AI game or whatever I forgot 2871 02:10:40.000 --> 02:10:43.159 uh semn Man, I think it's I think you're right. 2872 02:10:43.239 --> 02:10:46.640 I think actually, yeah, you remember the Dreamcast see man, Yeah, 2873 02:10:46.760 --> 02:10:48.439 and like that thing. I'm like, you echo the dolphins. 2874 02:10:48.439 --> 02:10:51.039 You don't remember se man echoed dolphins a classic Seaman's 2875 02:10:51.079 --> 02:10:52.439 a classic semn. 2876 02:10:52.479 --> 02:10:55.039 But it was it was kind of revolutionary. I want 2877 02:10:55.039 --> 02:10:57.760 to say revolution is the wrong word. It was innovative, 2878 02:10:58.279 --> 02:11:03.159 but like it nothing immediately. Man, I was just playing it. 2879 02:11:04.319 --> 02:11:06.199 I'm just playing it this morning. 2880 02:11:07.279 --> 02:11:07.399 Uh. 2881 02:11:07.920 --> 02:11:09.359 Now I'm trying to Now I have to find this 2882 02:11:09.479 --> 02:11:11.560 goat now I have to. 2883 02:11:11.760 --> 02:11:15.319 I couldn't, man. I just I just want to hurt 2884 02:11:15.359 --> 02:11:17.920 things sometimes, but like not really but yeah, maybe you know, 2885 02:11:18.119 --> 02:11:21.279 I just I get that. Actually I felt like that 2886 02:11:21.359 --> 02:11:25.920 last night. I want to be ah, you, I don't 2887 02:11:25.920 --> 02:11:27.840 know if I actually want to see that? Why, Like, 2888 02:11:28.640 --> 02:11:29.239 are you kidding? 2889 02:11:29.319 --> 02:11:35.960 I'm buying Remington seven hundred Tactical Express shotgun fucking maybe 2890 02:11:36.880 --> 02:11:39.520 the eighty eight. I'm blowing that thing to pieces. 2891 02:11:39.560 --> 02:11:40.760 But you know what I mean where it's like that's 2892 02:11:40.880 --> 02:11:44.439 clearly not real, right, it's not real, But it's if 2893 02:11:44.520 --> 02:11:45.800 I ever see it's moving. 2894 02:11:45.680 --> 02:11:48.079 Like pretty like whatever this is, it's pretty well done 2895 02:11:48.279 --> 02:11:51.039 for it being so fake. There's enough like stupid people 2896 02:11:51.039 --> 02:11:53.159 that would believe that exactly. Yeah, that's the kind of 2897 02:11:53.159 --> 02:11:55.800 shit that makes me use the dark arts to destroy it. 2898 02:11:55.880 --> 02:11:57.199 You know, like I want to I want to go 2899 02:11:57.359 --> 02:12:00.600 to a place like a fucking the fucking done which 2900 02:12:00.640 --> 02:12:04.039 horror place? Cut my wrists bleed into a well, A 2901 02:12:04.159 --> 02:12:05.720 creature comes out like what do you want about? I 2902 02:12:05.800 --> 02:12:09.159 want enough power to hurt people and then all right, cool? 2903 02:12:09.560 --> 02:12:11.399 And then I get set fires on my mind, you 2904 02:12:11.479 --> 02:12:11.640 know what? 2905 02:12:11.760 --> 02:12:12.319 Stuff like that? 2906 02:12:13.159 --> 02:12:18.039 My wrist and penis, how does at work? 2907 02:12:18.199 --> 02:12:19.039 You cut it into a. 2908 02:12:19.079 --> 02:12:25.399 Penis is my last resort. You're just masturbation, no sleeping, no. 2909 02:12:25.560 --> 02:12:27.680 Breeding, no breeding. 2910 02:12:27.840 --> 02:12:31.560 We can't we can't masturbation, no breeding. All right, that's 2911 02:12:31.560 --> 02:12:32.079 get the fun out. 2912 02:12:32.079 --> 02:12:35.479 He don't give a fun should if I break my penis? 2913 02:12:36.920 --> 02:12:37.520 It's been, it's been. 2914 02:12:37.560 --> 02:12:41.039 It's remember to go to remember to go to snark 2915 02:12:41.079 --> 02:12:42.159 tank dot shop for merch. 2916 02:12:42.279 --> 02:12:45.520 I know, Derek Swearing. Oh yeah, yeah, I forgot to 2917 02:12:45.600 --> 02:12:50.039 mention that because we got ready straight into it. Shot. 2918 02:12:51.840 --> 02:12:52.359 What did you say? 2919 02:12:52.640 --> 02:12:53.319 Shots? 2920 02:12:55.039 --> 02:12:55.880 Why why'd you do that? 2921 02:12:56.920 --> 02:12:57.439 I say? 2922 02:12:57.479 --> 02:13:00.920 Snarks oh ship, have any of you checked it the email? 2923 02:13:01.600 --> 02:13:04.279 See we got any we have a few. Okay, all right, 2924 02:13:04.399 --> 02:13:05.880 yeah I haven't even I can't log in. 2925 02:13:06.119 --> 02:13:08.279 I do all No, I haven't liked Thatt that email 2926 02:13:08.399 --> 02:13:09.159 for for months. 2927 02:13:09.319 --> 02:13:11.319 Okay, look at I think whatever, look at look at 2928 02:13:11.520 --> 02:13:15.279 off screen. We're gonna make everything won. 2929 02:13:15.239 --> 02:13:17.039 The same fucking path they all are. 2930 02:13:17.239 --> 02:13:17.359 Now. 2931 02:13:17.600 --> 02:13:19.439 I don't know if that's true all the same. 2932 02:13:19.760 --> 02:13:23.600 You know, if that's true, that all Tom Sweeney eighteen 2933 02:13:23.680 --> 02:13:24.920 forty two, this fucking. 2934 02:13:24.720 --> 02:13:29.039 Guy, we're gonna read it anywhere I got. 2935 02:13:29.520 --> 02:13:32.840 We're gonna read the names of our twenty five dollars patrons. 2936 02:13:32.920 --> 02:13:39.359 Now, let's go, let's go a pull up. They're all gone. 2937 02:13:41.039 --> 02:13:42.119 We have no patrons. 2938 02:13:42.920 --> 02:13:45.000 Wait, why would be so sad? 2939 02:13:45.840 --> 02:13:46.960 I'd be like, oh do we do? 2940 02:13:47.079 --> 02:13:49.119 You're gonna be a pit in my stomach, Like, oh no, 2941 02:13:50.000 --> 02:13:53.119 I'm gonna go apply for regular job. Right, I'm not 2942 02:13:53.279 --> 02:13:56.760 prepared for this drop off like where they like, if 2943 02:13:56.800 --> 02:13:59.000 it just happened that fast, I'm like, oh fuck. 2944 02:13:58.840 --> 02:14:01.800 Where did they all go? Like? What did we do? Dude? 2945 02:14:01.800 --> 02:14:04.359 I man, I would immediately have to start making like 2946 02:14:04.439 --> 02:14:08.119 political content like you would start drifting. Yeah, I immediately 2947 02:14:08.159 --> 02:14:11.079 would be like drift that that that the the Maine 2948 02:14:11.159 --> 02:14:14.960 chick would immediately like just treads beat up a fucking 2949 02:14:15.159 --> 02:14:16.560 miss Mario or whatever. 2950 02:14:16.760 --> 02:14:19.079 I think it's pretty self evidence. That's men. You should 2951 02:14:19.119 --> 02:14:26.159 not find women in competitive sparks. Five hundred dollars, five 2952 02:14:26.279 --> 02:14:26.720 hundred dollars. 2953 02:14:26.760 --> 02:14:30.399 Super thanks. Yeah, you're a great man. Yeah, you're You're 2954 02:14:30.760 --> 02:14:33.119 a great man. God bless you. You're saying what everybody 2955 02:14:33.119 --> 02:14:36.119 else is afraid. Jamerson, I ever thought about working Christian, 2956 02:14:36.199 --> 02:14:38.319 never thought about working on a political right. I'm be like, 2957 02:14:38.359 --> 02:14:40.880 you know what, I want to kill myself, but I'm here. 2958 02:14:41.239 --> 02:14:43.039 I'm glad you recognize that you're inferior. 2959 02:14:43.119 --> 02:14:43.239 Bro. 2960 02:14:43.840 --> 02:14:44.840 Here's five hundred dollars. 2961 02:14:44.960 --> 02:14:52.600 I couldn't sits ape ape you you realized it like 2962 02:14:52.680 --> 02:14:54.760 Doney Kong. You just never asked wonder that you know, 2963 02:14:55.600 --> 02:14:59.640 sorry to kill your cousin in twenty sixteen, I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, 2964 02:14:59.640 --> 02:15:01.720 I'm glad you got it. He's here's five dollars. 2965 02:15:01.760 --> 02:15:08.159 Caesar's uh, that's all right, let's read the names. 2966 02:15:08.439 --> 02:15:14.079 Yeah, do it. I'll go first. Yeah, yeah, we'll just money. 2967 02:15:14.119 --> 02:15:17.720 Ain't a than I got money in the bank. Bitch 2968 02:15:17.840 --> 02:15:24.600 is really sak really so twenty five and dollars and 2969 02:15:24.800 --> 02:15:29.399 up patrons. We got Fleebis man stink, We got that an. 2970 02:15:30.399 --> 02:15:32.840 We got creamate me, put me in a douche bottle, 2971 02:15:33.159 --> 02:15:36.079 hire a hooker, then run me through one more time. 2972 02:15:36.199 --> 02:15:40.600 We got Big Mister Beast, mister killing Logan Paul with 2973 02:15:41.399 --> 02:15:45.039 in the suicide Savannah. We got Silver Spencer letting Kingston 2974 02:15:45.159 --> 02:15:48.199 die in the woods. So nobody thinks I'm racist. 2975 02:15:50.880 --> 02:15:54.399 Your mouth is so like not your mouth is this 2976 02:15:54.520 --> 02:15:57.520 is this is basically your mouth was like this, like 2977 02:15:57.640 --> 02:15:58.520 just just yeah, there you go. 2978 02:15:58.680 --> 02:16:01.960 All right. We got I can't read, I can't eat, 2979 02:16:02.279 --> 02:16:11.039 making the names up. No, Kanye, don't say that Vona 2980 02:16:11.159 --> 02:16:14.239 the Dead. We got gay Snart tank b like we 2981 02:16:14.399 --> 02:16:17.239 wrote this song about uh wait, we wrote a song 2982 02:16:17.319 --> 02:16:22.760 to be about squirts and pussy's uh gently used anal beads, 2983 02:16:22.840 --> 02:16:27.479 round eyed agent maximums. Maximism is a scam by Big 2984 02:16:27.640 --> 02:16:31.279 Big to sell more and more bold and brash, more 2985 02:16:31.439 --> 02:16:37.520 like belongs in my ass, gay gay Seinfeld on on, I. 2986 02:16:39.280 --> 02:16:40.959 I don't know, man, you're reading. 2987 02:16:42.239 --> 02:16:43.360 What the fuck is? 2988 02:16:43.760 --> 02:16:44.879 Probably some anime thing. 2989 02:16:44.920 --> 02:16:48.600 I don't know anime. I can't know everything anime is 2990 02:16:48.680 --> 02:16:51.239 ruined black people. I'm gonna say that again. Yeah, absolutely, 2991 02:16:52.760 --> 02:16:54.360 I made that joke out till the people got so 2992 02:16:54.479 --> 02:16:55.639 mad at me, and I'm like, of course you'd be 2993 02:16:55.719 --> 02:16:59.719 mad at me talking about your religion, but uh. 2994 02:17:00.159 --> 02:17:04.079 Your Jordan's your your Goku lace Jordan's. 2995 02:17:03.920 --> 02:17:07.079 So fucking girls. I got Jordan's too, but they're not 2996 02:17:07.239 --> 02:17:10.719 They're not marred with fucking anime characters and fucking little 2997 02:17:10.760 --> 02:17:13.120 girls that are clearly not four thousand years old. You 2998 02:17:13.159 --> 02:17:15.399 want to, but you know, let's let's just move on. 2999 02:17:15.559 --> 02:17:20.239 Other ship, Miss Chunk's fat head like that Blair White 3000 02:17:20.280 --> 02:17:26.479 canonically banging Alex Way, Ronnie Ballack Goku walking up to you. Hey, 3001 02:17:26.639 --> 02:17:28.319 you would go in and saying I need you to 3002 02:17:28.399 --> 02:17:32.280 do me a favorite Blair The second Coming of Miguel 3003 02:17:32.399 --> 02:17:37.479 Hera trans Transmat pussy rotating Miguelo Harris transmat pussy on 3004 02:17:37.600 --> 02:17:40.440 my mind while I was lot of Michelo Harra pussy. Uh, 3005 02:17:41.559 --> 02:17:45.239 not doing my homework so I can meet Be's mister, 3006 02:17:45.920 --> 02:17:51.559 uh death shadow of the ebscene Tree Wow Jack World 3007 02:17:51.600 --> 02:17:56.760 Fast MAJORI Lando Norris Hutchins press for President. Fuck Lando Norris, 3008 02:17:57.040 --> 02:18:00.760 that arrogant nepple baby British freak. Also and it's that's there, 3009 02:18:01.479 --> 02:18:05.000 big meaty stinks listen to the podcast while having sex. 3010 02:18:05.399 --> 02:18:09.360 Then suddenly my wife trans morgafied into iced Ty and said, 3011 02:18:09.399 --> 02:18:12.040 I got news for you, Andy, the man who's eighty. 3012 02:18:12.120 --> 02:18:14.840 Your handies are atier now, but not as dandy. 3013 02:18:17.399 --> 02:18:22.920 Hell, what the fuck well endowed? I think I can 3014 02:18:23.000 --> 02:18:26.440 show that. Actually, I don't think the camera will understand 3015 02:18:26.479 --> 02:18:27.440 what the fuck it's looking. 3016 02:18:27.680 --> 02:18:33.079 You got splooge man and green green boner JMSK was 3017 02:18:33.120 --> 02:18:35.920 shot in the neck first to destroyed the Sonacha Medallion, 3018 02:18:36.319 --> 02:18:42.440 heaths smoker, unwavering heterosexuality versus the itching versus an itching emroid. 3019 02:18:42.760 --> 02:18:46.360 We got kids rubbing icy hot on my fleshy, fresh shaved, 3020 02:18:46.920 --> 02:18:51.559 nicked penis and balls. We got Corey in a mass 3021 02:18:53.280 --> 02:18:53.399 is it? 3022 02:18:53.520 --> 02:18:54.639 Corey and hamas. 3023 02:18:57.719 --> 02:18:58.040 Every week? 3024 02:19:01.200 --> 02:19:02.920 Coby Kobe, Koby and. 3025 02:19:04.559 --> 02:19:07.799 I met Roger in my scumbag team. We got Derek 3026 02:19:07.920 --> 02:19:13.440 singing she was a fast machine. Gordon Ron Gordon Rams 3027 02:19:13.559 --> 02:19:17.440 cheeks coming like a philed beef Wellington. We got Kevin 3028 02:19:17.520 --> 02:19:21.799 Durant's feet, Iron Maiden Trooper. You fucked my ass, but 3029 02:19:21.959 --> 02:19:26.200 I'll fuck yours. Two. I sucked you off, but you 3030 02:19:27.040 --> 02:19:31.159 my face is blue. I know the song now, mister pants, 3031 02:19:31.680 --> 02:19:34.719 go suicide yourself by jacking off so long you die 3032 02:19:34.760 --> 02:19:37.920 from graduation. Dog. That was almost me back in the day. Bro, 3033 02:19:38.120 --> 02:19:40.280 I could have. I could have. I put numbers on them. 3034 02:19:40.440 --> 02:19:42.479 Never had a bottle of water with you just in case. 3035 02:19:42.639 --> 02:19:46.120 Oh no, no, absolutely, you gotta have a bottle water. 3036 02:19:46.239 --> 02:19:48.719 It definitely was smoked sometimes, Bro, I almost passed out. 3037 02:19:48.840 --> 02:19:51.000 Like in twenty fourteen, I was living in this really 3038 02:19:51.079 --> 02:19:53.319 hot house, a small room over. You were like, I 3039 02:19:53.319 --> 02:19:55.239 should beat my dick right now. I actually wasn't beat 3040 02:19:55.639 --> 02:19:57.200 Beating my dick would have been way better. So I 3041 02:19:57.239 --> 02:19:59.639 didn't have any food other than one bag of Dorito's. 3042 02:20:00.000 --> 02:20:02.920 Had this broad come over. I fucking you know, ravaged 3043 02:20:02.959 --> 02:20:05.319 her and literally I got up and I was like, 3044 02:20:05.959 --> 02:20:07.799 I was like, literally, I was like, oh, this is embarrassing. 3045 02:20:07.840 --> 02:20:12.440 I'm gonna pass out. It's definitely really That's that's. 3046 02:20:12.280 --> 02:20:14.360 Why I was sick one time and I came and 3047 02:20:14.520 --> 02:20:18.920 I fucking fell down. I fucking my knees slammed together, 3048 02:20:19.040 --> 02:20:19.600 and I was like. 3049 02:20:22.399 --> 02:20:24.719 For so long one time, and I remember walking into 3050 02:20:24.760 --> 02:20:26.799 the bathroom throwing up and falling asleep. 3051 02:20:30.000 --> 02:20:33.399 It's like, well, just young men are not healthy, but because. 3052 02:20:33.200 --> 02:20:35.440 I did not hydrate at all, right, Like I think 3053 02:20:35.479 --> 02:20:37.120 I had coffee and that's it. 3054 02:20:37.799 --> 02:20:40.040 Nice that thing that gets rid of all your fucking 3055 02:20:40.159 --> 02:20:43.719 water your body. Yeah, I've definitely I've definitely thrown up, 3056 02:20:44.000 --> 02:20:47.479 fallen asleep. I've definitely like curled over immediately and fell asleep. 3057 02:20:47.959 --> 02:20:50.079 And they're like talking to me and I'm like already 3058 02:20:50.159 --> 02:20:53.440 more than halfway asleep while turning over. Yeah, absolutely, Like 3059 02:20:53.920 --> 02:20:56.639 so like what are we? And I'm like going to sleep. 3060 02:20:58.280 --> 02:21:01.200 We are going to sleep. We go to sleep. We 3061 02:21:01.399 --> 02:21:04.520 got a ball of the first sin and optimist sees 3062 02:21:04.559 --> 02:21:07.879 a glass half full. A pissimist sees a mouth watering 3063 02:21:08.000 --> 02:21:15.120 glass of piss. Stupid spaunba futters a pissmist prom My 3064 02:21:15.239 --> 02:21:18.239 most left leaning friend called them called two ty guys 3065 02:21:18.360 --> 02:21:21.559 noodle inwards because they were mocking his girlfriend. Jolly old 3066 02:21:21.600 --> 02:21:28.959 dipshit uh oh allie joel shit bit golly solly woolf 3067 02:21:29.000 --> 02:21:33.680 swhip swip whip swip oh guy ish, I should shink. 3068 02:21:33.840 --> 02:21:36.000 I'm a howling a smoke. 3069 02:21:38.680 --> 02:21:39.799 I don't even know what that is? 3070 02:21:40.559 --> 02:21:46.479 What is that? Cipher graph? Fag maxing patiently waiting for 3071 02:21:46.719 --> 02:21:50.399 Bunties Episode honestly, we gotta be you gotta drag that 3072 02:21:50.479 --> 02:21:52.280 nigga out this week. Yeah, he said, he's like, come down. 3073 02:21:52.319 --> 02:21:54.600 At some point, I'm like, well, fucking don't you don't 3074 02:21:54.680 --> 02:21:56.200 talk about it, be about it is he did he 3075 02:21:56.239 --> 02:21:59.559 get married or somebody. He's totally married. Yeah, God damn 3076 02:21:59.559 --> 02:22:01.520 shout out to him. Bro. Yeah, man, he's he's doing 3077 02:22:01.559 --> 02:22:03.600 really well. He looks really strong too. He's gotten in 3078 02:22:03.760 --> 02:22:06.120 way good shape of rock climbing. And Shadow was like, dude, 3079 02:22:06.120 --> 02:22:07.920 you're white maxing right now. Proud of you. He's white 3080 02:22:07.959 --> 02:22:09.680 man Max. That's what That's what we all want to do. 3081 02:22:09.680 --> 02:22:11.399 At the end of the day. Eric Combers just won 3082 02:22:11.440 --> 02:22:13.840 a white man Max. Eventually trying to trying to turn 3083 02:22:14.000 --> 02:22:15.719 change my name to John Smith, you know what I mean, 3084 02:22:16.319 --> 02:22:19.239 trying to get there boogie getting lion graved on his 3085 02:22:19.440 --> 02:22:22.680 face with Colm rock Hard all right, second page, that 3086 02:22:22.719 --> 02:22:25.520 would have been less embarrassing. I don't like my life. 3087 02:22:25.520 --> 02:22:26.879 I'm not gonna make fun of that. That's really sad. 3088 02:22:26.959 --> 02:22:30.840 Actually no, it's actually not. It was really sacking. It 3089 02:22:31.000 --> 02:22:33.879 was because at a certain point is just like, well, 3090 02:22:33.959 --> 02:22:35.040 I'm not funny anymore. 3091 02:22:35.120 --> 02:22:36.440 Well, yeah, it's at the one when he got the 3092 02:22:36.440 --> 02:22:37.879 tattoo on his face. That's when I was like, Okay, 3093 02:22:38.600 --> 02:22:41.280 he's he's saw ted. That's actually the episode of the 3094 02:22:43.159 --> 02:22:45.399 I'm like, he's done. He's like, he's he's ta ta, 3095 02:22:45.520 --> 02:22:49.000 he's flavored. He's gonna if if he does something so 3096 02:22:49.280 --> 02:22:51.440 beyond that, then sure, I'm gonna be like, what, well done. 3097 02:22:51.559 --> 02:22:53.959 I don't know what the fuck to say, because I'm like, bro, 3098 02:22:54.079 --> 02:22:55.440 it's he's he's he's done. 3099 02:22:55.600 --> 02:22:57.680 It hurt me watching that man, seeing him like actually 3100 02:22:57.719 --> 02:23:00.440 have thatrum and they were just like so apathetic. 3101 02:23:00.600 --> 02:23:01.920 Part of it was a little funny to me, I'll 3102 02:23:01.959 --> 02:23:05.079 be honest, because I just seeing a grown man act 3103 02:23:05.159 --> 02:23:06.680 like that sometimes a little funny to me. 3104 02:23:06.760 --> 02:23:09.239 I want to laugh at it, you know, like I 3105 02:23:09.319 --> 02:23:09.799 really want to. 3106 02:23:10.040 --> 02:23:11.399 I can, because, like I know, a part of it 3107 02:23:11.559 --> 02:23:13.600 was also performative. That's why it was kind of funny 3108 02:23:13.639 --> 02:23:16.239 to me, knowing that, Like Kim Starry even said, oh, 3109 02:23:16.319 --> 02:23:18.239 he was doing this stuff, threatening all this ship, but 3110 02:23:18.280 --> 02:23:20.879 as soon as I said you're not coming on the show, 3111 02:23:21.000 --> 02:23:24.000 you're a suicide risk or whatever, he calmed down. So 3112 02:23:24.040 --> 02:23:26.799 I'm like, oh, he's fucking his performance. He's literally being 3113 02:23:26.840 --> 02:23:29.680 a child, because that's what kids do, right, They'll do that, 3114 02:23:29.920 --> 02:23:31.639 try to get their way. And then if you threaten 3115 02:23:31.760 --> 02:23:34.120 like I'm gonna take all your fucking toys away, they'll 3116 02:23:34.159 --> 02:23:37.879 they'll chill all right, they'll be like, oh, oh, all right, 3117 02:23:38.159 --> 02:23:39.399 this is the second patrio I play. 3118 02:23:39.479 --> 02:23:43.639 I never played my hand trump growing back an ear, 3119 02:23:46.760 --> 02:23:51.559 oh trump growing back in elf ear sex to sex, but. 3120 02:23:53.799 --> 02:23:55.760 Pants drop, open up my ass. 3121 02:23:55.879 --> 02:24:00.360 It's real with your fat cock, hard top, like stainless deal. 3122 02:24:00.559 --> 02:24:01.319 Yeah, that's what I was like. 3123 02:24:01.360 --> 02:24:03.719 I was kind of like, it doesn't it's not perfect, 3124 02:24:03.799 --> 02:24:05.639 but I know there's something there. There's something there though. 3125 02:24:05.680 --> 02:24:07.479 I still like it. Though, I still like it a lot. 3126 02:24:08.600 --> 02:24:09.200 Oh dude. 3127 02:24:09.680 --> 02:24:12.760 With the pray, it's like there's an obvious one that 3128 02:24:12.879 --> 02:24:13.719 I think with. 3129 02:24:15.280 --> 02:24:25.239 You pound me, your pound me, whatever you come, you 3130 02:24:25.399 --> 02:24:27.440 pound me your pound. 3131 02:24:29.760 --> 02:24:32.479 The phrase written is like perfectly primed for gay. 3132 02:24:32.600 --> 02:24:34.799 Yeah, just a little game. 3133 02:24:35.760 --> 02:24:38.600 Every one of their songs there's probably the gay windows 3134 02:24:38.760 --> 02:24:44.040 connected to the US. I don't know where the line 3135 02:24:44.159 --> 02:24:47.440 ends up the game that's Viva Levina. I don't I 3136 02:24:47.520 --> 02:24:51.360 was talking about they don't get. I don't think they are, 3137 02:24:51.719 --> 02:24:52.520 like it's very. 3138 02:24:53.840 --> 02:25:03.120 Penis in my mouth, master baby, Kathleen my mast. It's 3139 02:25:03.159 --> 02:25:07.600 the it's the the guy put his penis round and he's. 3140 02:25:07.680 --> 02:25:14.200 Yeah, yeah, that was when I was gay. That was 3141 02:25:14.280 --> 02:25:16.159 when I there's something. 3142 02:25:16.559 --> 02:25:21.280 That was when we gotta worka work play in the fray. Yeah, 3143 02:25:21.479 --> 02:25:24.040 those are two obvious ones, cold gay and the game 3144 02:25:24.440 --> 02:25:27.280 gold gay and the gay the gray. 3145 02:25:27.479 --> 02:25:32.360 But like there's a parentheses on the cold gay and 3146 02:25:32.600 --> 02:25:35.920 then gay just what it has to be. 3147 02:25:36.079 --> 02:25:39.959 The there's not gay. You can't take away the gay. 3148 02:25:41.360 --> 02:25:44.680 You're it's percent of the joke just out of the place. Man. 3149 02:25:44.760 --> 02:25:46.879 It's the pity for boogie. 3150 02:25:46.639 --> 02:25:47.399 But he sucks. 3151 02:25:48.319 --> 02:25:53.760 Yeah, yeah, Lily's asparagus binging, pissed dealer, smitchy the kids. 3152 02:25:53.879 --> 02:25:55.639 Is there a band called the Gay We'll look it 3153 02:25:55.719 --> 02:25:58.639 up right now, insane. If not, I'm literally gonna do it. 3154 02:25:59.600 --> 02:26:04.079 I'm a gauge in the That's bad, that's awesome. The 3155 02:26:04.159 --> 02:26:06.680 e m T forcibly administering estrogen to old men. 3156 02:26:07.600 --> 02:26:13.879 Uh help me. It's like they have like GAYSTU power 3157 02:26:14.000 --> 02:26:16.719 bottom prints. 3158 02:26:19.639 --> 02:26:22.600 As to these people, they're not popular, but I hope 3159 02:26:22.639 --> 02:26:24.159 they Riot is awesome. 3160 02:26:24.399 --> 02:26:27.120 I hope they rockets. The most popular song Homo Riot. 3161 02:26:28.959 --> 02:26:31.360 Oh fuck, all right, help me, I'm stuck. In a 3162 02:26:31.399 --> 02:26:36.239 well n word got a hard scope hit marker on 3163 02:26:36.479 --> 02:26:42.159 trump My ex in twenty twenty. The only celebrities I 3164 02:26:42.200 --> 02:26:44.879 knew she really liked were Crystalia and Cody co W. 3165 02:26:45.319 --> 02:26:48.600 Did you see that's that that Chrystilia stand up thing? No, 3166 02:26:48.719 --> 02:26:49.200 what happened? 3167 02:26:49.239 --> 02:26:51.719 Oh my god, it's just it's I don't even it's 3168 02:26:51.719 --> 02:26:54.120 not even what happened. It's just he's doing like a thing. 3169 02:26:54.760 --> 02:26:56.520 He's doing a show, and it's like one of those 3170 02:26:56.600 --> 02:26:59.000 like clips that they put out on on social media 3171 02:26:59.079 --> 02:26:59.760 farm engagement. 3172 02:27:00.280 --> 02:27:02.760 But it's like, it's one of the worst bits I 3173 02:27:02.799 --> 02:27:03.120 think of it. 3174 02:27:03.200 --> 02:27:04.799 Like the idea that this was a highlight of his 3175 02:27:04.879 --> 02:27:07.079 show that he chose to highlight and put out is insane, 3176 02:27:07.239 --> 02:27:09.680 just because he's just talking about how like, oh, I 3177 02:27:09.719 --> 02:27:12.799 hate ho these crowd work comedians as they always go 3178 02:27:12.920 --> 02:27:15.360 up and they go, what's your name, Terrence? 3179 02:27:15.600 --> 02:27:17.239 Whoa? Where are you from? 3180 02:27:17.360 --> 02:27:17.719 Terrence? 3181 02:27:17.879 --> 02:27:20.399 Well you're from a place whoa? And it goes on 3182 02:27:20.520 --> 02:27:24.040 for five fucking minutes. Five minutes, Well, I might be exact. 3183 02:27:24.040 --> 02:27:26.200 It feels like five feels like that, but like it's 3184 02:27:26.319 --> 02:27:28.399 definitely longer than it should. It's like at least three 3185 02:27:28.440 --> 02:27:30.360 minutes like yeah, minimum, oh that should have been like 3186 02:27:30.440 --> 02:27:33.280 twenty seconds. It is genuinely one of the most horrendous things. 3187 02:27:33.520 --> 02:27:35.040 And he laughs in the middle of it too, like 3188 02:27:35.239 --> 02:27:37.040 throughout it he like just to remind people to laugh, 3189 02:27:37.600 --> 02:27:38.399 which is always great. 3190 02:27:38.479 --> 02:27:38.680 Yeah. 3191 02:27:38.760 --> 02:27:42.280 I saw his special that he did, however long ago, 3192 02:27:42.399 --> 02:27:44.040 and I was like, I don't get him. He's not 3193 02:27:44.040 --> 02:27:44.760 funny at alltimate. 3194 02:27:44.879 --> 02:27:46.479 I only the only thing he's never been funny. 3195 02:27:46.520 --> 02:27:48.920 I've only liked his eminem impression that yeah, the Eminem 3196 02:27:48.959 --> 02:27:49.639 person was funny. 3197 02:27:49.680 --> 02:27:51.879 Yeah, but that's like really like even and this is 3198 02:27:51.959 --> 02:27:55.399 like genuinely before it always bothers me. People are like, oh, 3199 02:27:55.399 --> 02:27:57.399 you only I don't like this person because you know, 3200 02:27:57.520 --> 02:27:58.799 or you don't like what they do because you don't 3201 02:27:58.799 --> 02:28:00.879 like the person. It's like, no, this has nothing to 3202 02:28:00.920 --> 02:28:02.760 do with him like being a creep. Yeah, Like it's 3203 02:28:02.799 --> 02:28:04.280 just not funny. It's like Elon too. It's like I 3204 02:28:04.399 --> 02:28:06.159 don't like Tesla's because I don't like driving them. It's 3205 02:28:06.159 --> 02:28:09.719 not because Elon sucks. That's also true, but like, I mean, 3206 02:28:10.440 --> 02:28:14.600 they're completely separate. I didn't like to Actually, I stopped 3207 02:28:14.920 --> 02:28:18.680 liking Tesla's really even before Elon lost his mind because 3208 02:28:18.680 --> 02:28:20.879 I remember driving in them and just being like this, I. 3209 02:28:20.920 --> 02:28:22.479 Just don't like how minimalists they are. I was just like, 3210 02:28:22.559 --> 02:28:25.040 this seems like a there's nothing in here that hated 3211 02:28:25.079 --> 02:28:27.040 the hands and I like, fucking screen, the handle stupid, 3212 02:28:27.079 --> 02:28:29.239 it's stupid pressing to I didn't even know to the 3213 02:28:29.239 --> 02:28:31.239 first time I got uber yeah, and I was like, 3214 02:28:32.120 --> 02:28:34.559 we try to be cute for I was like, what 3215 02:28:34.600 --> 02:28:36.000 are you being cute for with the handles? 3216 02:28:36.040 --> 02:28:37.879 Shut up? I didn't. I literally didn't know what to do. 3217 02:28:37.959 --> 02:28:39.239 I was like, uh, and then like, oh, you gotta 3218 02:28:39.239 --> 02:28:43.680 push it. I'm like that's gay. Why that's gay? Like 3219 02:28:43.760 --> 02:28:46.200 we've had like there's nothing wrong with handles, Like they 3220 02:28:46.319 --> 02:28:50.879 work fine anyway. Yeah, fucking windows, man, you know right 3221 02:28:50.920 --> 02:28:53.280 click and they have this fucking gay shortcut and then 3222 02:28:53.280 --> 02:28:55.799 you have to you have to like press like more 3223 02:28:55.879 --> 02:28:57.799 options to get the regular right click. 3224 02:28:58.040 --> 02:29:01.680 Or you know what. I just found out. I feel stupid. 3225 02:29:02.200 --> 02:29:05.239 If you hold shift and press right click, it brings 3226 02:29:05.319 --> 02:29:07.680 up the regular one, the old school one that has 3227 02:29:07.719 --> 02:29:10.120 all the options. I just found that out, and I'm like, 3228 02:29:10.159 --> 02:29:12.280 I feel like a fucking way if you what So 3229 02:29:12.399 --> 02:29:15.159 if you press shift and press right click, it'll bring 3230 02:29:15.280 --> 02:29:17.360 up the old one, the one that I need because 3231 02:29:17.360 --> 02:29:20.159 sometimes I need to read. Yeah, it's one thousand percent. 3232 02:29:20.399 --> 02:29:23.000 I just found this out. I'm talking about literally probably 3233 02:29:23.040 --> 02:29:23.680 two days ago. 3234 02:29:24.879 --> 02:29:27.840 This was like this week. I found this out. Yeah, 3235 02:29:28.319 --> 02:29:30.120 because I was like, so, do regular right click it 3236 02:29:30.159 --> 02:29:32.040 does that gay thing? Now? Shift in it? 3237 02:29:33.000 --> 02:29:33.120 Now? 3238 02:29:33.120 --> 02:29:37.319 I do shift in it? No hold shift and then 3239 02:29:37.360 --> 02:29:39.159 it'll and then you press right click and it'll bring 3240 02:29:39.280 --> 02:29:44.719 up like, yeah, the normal menu. Yes, so instead of 3241 02:29:44.760 --> 02:29:47.799 that short click where it's like that shortcut and it's like, oh, 3242 02:29:48.000 --> 02:29:53.360 show more window, And I'm like, what the hell? 3243 02:29:53.440 --> 02:29:56.760 I was like, why don't I would have been nice 3244 02:29:56.760 --> 02:29:58.479 if I've known that for a long time, because sometimes 3245 02:29:58.520 --> 02:30:01.360 I need to there's certain things I need to do 3246 02:30:02.239 --> 02:30:04.719 and I don't see the need to click twice. 3247 02:30:05.440 --> 02:30:07.319 We're like, why do I need to show more options? 3248 02:30:07.719 --> 02:30:10.760 Show me all the options? There's no reason to not 3249 02:30:10.840 --> 02:30:12.600 show me all the options. It's not like it's like 3250 02:30:12.680 --> 02:30:15.079 a drop down that's this big or something. 3251 02:30:15.639 --> 02:30:18.920 It's just a little bit bigger. So what's the I literally, 3252 02:30:19.680 --> 02:30:25.840 you know, that just reminds you of oh, okay. 3253 02:30:24.040 --> 02:30:25.040 There, but I don't think so. 3254 02:30:25.280 --> 02:30:29.760 Actually he looks like he has a brain freeze, you know, 3255 02:30:29.840 --> 02:30:34.600 easy to be able to get brain freeze. Okay, snap out. 3256 02:30:34.440 --> 02:30:34.600 Of it. 3257 02:30:40.200 --> 02:30:43.680 Actually explodes, I'd be really upset. 3258 02:30:46.399 --> 02:30:48.680 I'm wearing a white tea, of course, God damn it, 3259 02:30:49.000 --> 02:30:50.280 That's the only reason I'd be upset. 3260 02:30:50.479 --> 02:30:52.440 Anyway, she piped, get on my Pippo coming in the 3261 02:30:52.520 --> 02:30:55.319 name of did did I spy really bail shad Man 3262 02:30:55.399 --> 02:30:55.920 out of jail? 3263 02:30:55.920 --> 02:30:59.000 I don't think so. I don't know that's real. 3264 02:30:59.159 --> 02:31:01.879 But no way, I'm hanging out with a couple of 3265 02:31:02.040 --> 02:31:04.920 gooners information from. 3266 02:31:06.760 --> 02:31:09.319 I don't got no idea that people be fucking wait 3267 02:31:09.440 --> 02:31:12.200 what did what did this person watch? Send me the 3268 02:31:12.280 --> 02:31:18.760 link like gooner? Fucking A commentator person was like, well, currently, 3269 02:31:19.200 --> 02:31:20.120 well currently. 3270 02:31:19.920 --> 02:31:22.079 I want I want to watch it because I insisting 3271 02:31:22.120 --> 02:31:24.719 that Brian is a stand up guy, trill Nye the 3272 02:31:24.799 --> 02:31:28.360 south Side guy Alfred versus twelve horny muscular black men. 3273 02:31:28.520 --> 02:31:29.000 No consent. 3274 02:31:29.760 --> 02:31:32.360 I fall asleep to N word compilations. I show speed 3275 02:31:32.520 --> 02:31:39.520 joined the ira A Kanye jumping in the Drake Kendrick beef. 3276 02:31:39.680 --> 02:31:43.760 Like someone asked, was was the funniest part of it? Okay, 3277 02:31:43.799 --> 02:31:44.399 I don't even remember. 3278 02:31:44.399 --> 02:31:47.000 It was so stupid, did he? Yeah, I don't remember 3279 02:31:47.040 --> 02:31:49.159 that at all, and you and I don't think he 3280 02:31:49.479 --> 02:31:51.479 was mentioned at all because I thought it was weird 3281 02:31:51.520 --> 02:31:54.440 when like Rick Ross came, but Rick Ross was actually mentioned, 3282 02:31:54.559 --> 02:31:56.079 so I was like, okay, never mind. It was really 3283 02:31:56.120 --> 02:31:58.319 cringe because Kanye know, neither of them give a fuck 3284 02:31:58.319 --> 02:32:02.120 about Kanye's Kany is not relevant anymore. And Conye was like, 3285 02:32:02.200 --> 02:32:04.000 I'm gonna jump in and say song because that's hot 3286 02:32:04.200 --> 02:32:06.920 because he's a narcissist. So he's like, I'm gonna make 3287 02:32:06.959 --> 02:32:07.879 this jay fair. 3288 02:32:08.040 --> 02:32:09.719 I was gonna, I just I kind of missed it. 3289 02:32:09.920 --> 02:32:12.040 I was gonna make a whole thing and hopefully I 3290 02:32:12.079 --> 02:32:13.719 was gonna try to make it go viral, to make 3291 02:32:13.719 --> 02:32:16.040 the whole reason they're beefing is because they're like jealous 3292 02:32:16.079 --> 02:32:18.840 ex lovers like Kendrick and in them and I actually 3293 02:32:19.479 --> 02:32:22.440 I filmed a gay scene of them having sex, and 3294 02:32:22.520 --> 02:32:23.799 that was gonna be the whole thing. I was gonna 3295 02:32:23.799 --> 02:32:26.159 release a dish track and try to convince people that 3296 02:32:26.239 --> 02:32:28.600 it was real because I was gonna, but I was like, 3297 02:32:28.639 --> 02:32:28.959 I didn't. 3298 02:32:28.959 --> 02:32:30.760 I wasn't fast enough. I was like, damn, I already 3299 02:32:30.760 --> 02:32:31.319 passed whatever. 3300 02:32:31.719 --> 02:32:34.319 Yeah, that thing was moving at a break nex pace. Yeah, really, 3301 02:32:34.479 --> 02:32:38.440 that's Kendrick. Kendrick fucking was just putting out too much ship. 3302 02:32:38.479 --> 02:32:39.680 But he was too he was too calculated. 3303 02:32:39.719 --> 02:32:42.399 Like I'm maneuver Drake by way too much to the 3304 02:32:42.440 --> 02:32:43.959 point where I love the last track. 3305 02:32:44.000 --> 02:32:45.760 You're like, oh, this is a great exercise. I'm like, 3306 02:32:45.760 --> 02:32:47.760 what do you mean you got slaughtered? Why would you 3307 02:32:47.879 --> 02:32:48.200 say that? 3308 02:32:48.959 --> 02:32:52.000 That's like imagine sparring with somebody and you've literally broken 3309 02:32:52.079 --> 02:32:52.520 your jaw. 3310 02:32:52.799 --> 02:32:54.440 You're like, oh, man, I was good. We really got 3311 02:32:54.520 --> 02:32:55.200 a good one in there. 3312 02:32:55.479 --> 02:32:59.040 Yeah, really, really really, you know, we both took some licks, 3313 02:32:59.079 --> 02:33:01.959 but uh, I'm good and your fucking jaws. 3314 02:33:01.760 --> 02:33:07.440 Hanging off transform Grambling Craig the Canadian to quote Colin, 3315 02:33:07.520 --> 02:33:11.799 I'm sad and gay, see boy Shawne D. Sweeney Bee 3316 02:33:11.959 --> 02:33:15.799 like z z z z z uh salacious swing and 3317 02:33:15.920 --> 02:33:21.079 the Siamese Man bum comer uh three x O and 3318 02:33:21.159 --> 02:33:25.360 the archaic plug. His sister showed him who sneezed so 3319 02:33:25.520 --> 02:33:29.680 hard his I fell out real. Oh yeah, pugs are 3320 02:33:29.840 --> 02:33:30.719 fucking broken, man. 3321 02:33:30.959 --> 02:33:33.319 Yeah, it's unfortunate, Jake. 3322 02:33:34.479 --> 02:33:38.479 You know, I wonder if that uh Ilts is a fat, 3323 02:33:38.639 --> 02:33:39.440 stupid retard. 3324 02:33:39.479 --> 02:33:43.159 I'm probably somebody's friend, that's him. He's like I'm Jacob. 3325 02:33:43.520 --> 02:33:46.559 Oh nay more ruling, I don't know how to pronounce 3326 02:33:46.600 --> 02:33:46.920 that name. 3327 02:33:47.399 --> 02:33:51.559 No more what you I e I l t s. 3328 02:33:52.600 --> 02:33:54.559 I don't even see what you're looking at this e 3329 02:33:54.680 --> 02:33:55.319 I l t s. 3330 02:33:56.920 --> 02:34:07.319 I don't either, elder Yeah, elks i elt I I 3331 02:34:11.159 --> 02:34:17.719 sound like animal crossing. Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally. You do 3332 02:34:17.799 --> 02:34:18.319 that pretty well. 3333 02:34:18.479 --> 02:34:20.000 Do you think they sound they're getting assaulted? It? 3334 02:34:20.079 --> 02:34:26.120 Actually it was either that or Banjo Kazo said like 3335 02:34:26.159 --> 02:34:32.799 one of those Oh yeah, they do the weird ship too, right, yeah. 3336 02:34:39.680 --> 02:34:40.079 Nay more. 3337 02:34:41.479 --> 02:34:43.280 Many more rolling up SpongeBob and using him as a 3338 02:34:43.280 --> 02:34:46.280 fleshlight and dumb in what's left of the chum buckets spoken, stroking, 3339 02:34:46.319 --> 02:34:48.600 joking emoticons going like this drip and h Lord of 3340 02:34:48.639 --> 02:34:50.440 Homer strip the j D and j D van stands 3341 02:34:50.479 --> 02:34:51.840 for Jerkin's deep penis. 3342 02:34:55.000 --> 02:34:56.520 That was so fucking dumb. 3343 02:34:58.120 --> 02:35:03.239 Jerking deep penis steel kfr. But did you know the 3344 02:35:03.319 --> 02:35:06.600 men I blow uh make ass become wide and the 3345 02:35:06.680 --> 02:35:07.879 gerbil inside can be seen? 3346 02:35:08.000 --> 02:35:10.159 Obi want to blow me Kremlin de gremlin. 3347 02:35:11.600 --> 02:35:15.319 Gay Belle, I can pat you're from a dick and a. 3348 02:35:15.479 --> 02:35:20.840 Dig and that rotten old Jimmy dick evil sween says, 3349 02:35:20.879 --> 02:35:22.600 I love the gay swen. Please make a D n 3350 02:35:22.680 --> 02:35:24.719 D series or something. There's only one queer left. 3351 02:35:25.360 --> 02:35:27.799 There's only one queer lift what. 3352 02:35:30.079 --> 02:35:33.239 Oh cute blow It's just a blowfish emoji somehow. 3353 02:35:33.079 --> 02:35:39.879 Buffer fish poopy poopy fish poisoned, bitch poison bit. Yeah 3354 02:35:39.879 --> 02:35:43.000 the poisonous, aren't they. Yeah, that's why I people that 3355 02:35:43.079 --> 02:35:45.399 are like, oh, I'll take the fucking blowfish at the 3356 02:35:45.559 --> 02:35:47.760 when they go to the sushi place, I'm like, why 3357 02:35:47.799 --> 02:35:51.280 do you trust people you don't? Why do you trust 3358 02:35:51.319 --> 02:35:54.239 Paco to cut that ship properly and make sure you 3359 02:35:54.280 --> 02:35:58.120 don't get poisoned? At this point whatever, I just think 3360 02:35:58.120 --> 02:36:00.399 it's to like, what, why gamble for Dinah? There's just 3361 02:36:00.440 --> 02:36:02.440 unless I have to plan, I gamble on. 3362 02:36:02.639 --> 02:36:06.120 A stupid It's fun to die. Don't eat a fish 3363 02:36:06.159 --> 02:36:09.200 and die, you know, like fucking something. You know it's 3364 02:36:09.239 --> 02:36:09.639 not that good. 3365 02:36:10.280 --> 02:36:13.399 I don't know. You know it's fine, you know there's 3366 02:36:13.440 --> 02:36:14.799 no way that like it's worth. 3367 02:36:14.639 --> 02:36:16.920 Like you taste it ring and ship. I thought that 3368 02:36:16.959 --> 02:36:19.079 way about Duck until I had it. 3369 02:36:19.280 --> 02:36:21.399 You know, it's fantastic, but like it's still not worth. 3370 02:36:21.479 --> 02:36:23.600 How often do you have duck? Uh? 3371 02:36:24.600 --> 02:36:27.600 I rest my case I don't have it often, but 3372 02:36:27.680 --> 02:36:29.200 it's usually because it's so expensive. 3373 02:36:30.559 --> 02:36:32.920 Case it's expensive, it's kind of a bitch. But when 3374 02:36:32.959 --> 02:36:36.639 I first had Duck, I couldn't believe you're crying hard. 3375 02:36:36.799 --> 02:36:37.920 I cried and I can't. 3376 02:36:38.040 --> 02:36:41.159 I shot myself in my chair to the point where 3377 02:36:41.159 --> 02:36:43.040 I was shitting like a foot higher. 3378 02:36:42.840 --> 02:36:47.399 Your friend's house or yourself by. 3379 02:36:50.280 --> 02:36:51.799 So recently I saw that video the guy fighting in 3380 02:36:51.879 --> 02:36:53.120 high school and he shipp himself. 3381 02:36:53.319 --> 02:36:56.000 Yeah, I love that video. Fucking makes me laugh so hard. 3382 02:36:56.399 --> 02:36:58.840 I love that video though, But he shot himself then 3383 02:36:58.920 --> 02:37:01.760 he Yeah, he wanted to guys that, I think so, 3384 02:37:01.879 --> 02:37:03.680 but he won because he was so he was covered 3385 02:37:03.680 --> 02:37:04.559 in toxic damage. 3386 02:37:06.040 --> 02:37:07.879 No one, no one wanted to go near him, so like, yeah, 3387 02:37:07.920 --> 02:37:09.280 he won. I guess. 3388 02:37:12.000 --> 02:37:19.040 It's like kiss dude, the how someone must smell if 3389 02:37:19.120 --> 02:37:21.399 they just shat themselves. 3390 02:37:21.639 --> 02:37:23.319 You gotta beat him before you get the whiff, you know, 3391 02:37:24.000 --> 02:37:25.040 you gotta take him out before you. 3392 02:37:25.000 --> 02:37:27.680 Hear that that security guard. 3393 02:37:28.000 --> 02:37:30.479 Yeah, yeah, because there's a moment. There was a moment 3394 02:37:30.559 --> 02:37:34.799 before it gets into the into the ether, right before 3395 02:37:34.840 --> 02:37:36.760 it like say, it's like like somebody farting, right, you 3396 02:37:36.760 --> 02:37:39.559 don't smell it immediately takes takes a few seconds for 3397 02:37:39.639 --> 02:37:45.719 it to start like, oh, that's something happened. Oh but yeah, 3398 02:37:45.760 --> 02:37:47.799 so you just if you know they shut themselves, hurry 3399 02:37:47.879 --> 02:37:51.520 up and just kill them and then and then back 3400 02:37:51.639 --> 02:37:56.360 up before you catch any whif of it, you're done. 3401 02:37:56.239 --> 02:37:56.600 You're done. 3402 02:37:56.799 --> 02:37:57.840 I'm completely poisoned. 3403 02:37:58.000 --> 02:38:01.959 If you touch me, if it's crazy wann to kill you, well, 3404 02:38:02.000 --> 02:38:04.479 what's crazy about that is like if you ship yourself 3405 02:38:04.639 --> 02:38:09.760 and then you're hitting the head and then die, in 3406 02:38:09.959 --> 02:38:14.200 some sense, you've shot on your own dead body kind 3407 02:38:14.239 --> 02:38:16.959 of you know, that's like your live self shitting on 3408 02:38:17.000 --> 02:38:17.639 your dead self. 3409 02:38:17.760 --> 02:38:22.799 That's pretty cool. But in the future, would you rather 3410 02:38:22.879 --> 02:38:25.399 have Would you rather fight a man who shot their 3411 02:38:25.479 --> 02:38:27.000 pants or a naked man. 3412 02:38:26.959 --> 02:38:27.440 With a boner? 3413 02:38:28.760 --> 02:38:32.120 A boner? And I think, wow, I don't know if 3414 02:38:32.159 --> 02:38:33.120 I fight the naked. 3415 02:38:32.920 --> 02:38:35.200 Man with a boner. I think there's because no problem 3416 02:38:35.319 --> 02:38:38.639 grabbing someone's balls, like after you beat them while they're UNCONDI. 3417 02:38:39.360 --> 02:38:41.840 Well, the thing for me is it like if it's 3418 02:38:41.959 --> 02:38:44.719 it's un we all know it's unwilly to move around 3419 02:38:44.760 --> 02:38:47.440 with that thing. You know, it's you can't exactly, You're 3420 02:38:47.479 --> 02:38:50.239 not as nimble as you would otherwise be there's like 3421 02:38:50.360 --> 02:38:53.079 some rigidity there. It's also like a just a glaring weakness. 3422 02:38:53.159 --> 02:38:56.239 To me, ship is like somebody caked and ship. 3423 02:38:57.200 --> 02:38:57.719 I don't know how to. 3424 02:38:57.879 --> 02:38:59.920 I really don't know how to because I'm particularly like 3425 02:39:00.879 --> 02:39:01.399 I don't want. 3426 02:39:01.319 --> 02:39:03.920 Anything to do with that, you know, see the way 3427 02:39:03.959 --> 02:39:05.639 that I feel that the person that's caked in shit 3428 02:39:05.760 --> 02:39:08.239 is weak right, even their speaking, the their their buttle 3429 02:39:08.319 --> 02:39:09.959 is so weak that they can't even control their ass. 3430 02:39:10.159 --> 02:39:11.639 So I feel like they're just a weak person. I 3431 02:39:11.680 --> 02:39:13.479 can probably knock them out in one hit and then 3432 02:39:13.520 --> 02:39:17.239 be down with it. The guy that's charged up, he 3433 02:39:17.600 --> 02:39:21.079 is he's ready to fight, but he's hard. That's terrifying 3434 02:39:21.120 --> 02:39:25.319 to me, But he's you know, I would you just 3435 02:39:25.399 --> 02:39:26.280 gotta push down? 3436 02:39:27.479 --> 02:39:28.879 But would you be able to do it? 3437 02:39:28.920 --> 02:39:31.040 Because, like, think about you being in the fight of 3438 02:39:31.120 --> 02:39:33.040 your life. Do you think there's any chance of you 3439 02:39:33.120 --> 02:39:37.280 getting erected while you're fighting? Probably not. 3440 02:39:38.360 --> 02:39:41.520 Maybe you're fighting a really hot, like big boobied bitches 3441 02:39:41.680 --> 02:39:41.920 of me. 3442 02:39:42.879 --> 02:39:44.799 If you're fighting her and she's just naked for some 3443 02:39:44.920 --> 02:39:48.520 reason to kill you, no, sorry, I guess the only 3444 02:39:48.600 --> 02:39:51.440 way a fight. Oh, I'm sure this has happened many times. 3445 02:39:51.760 --> 02:39:53.680 Dudes in the middle of slamming some chick and then 3446 02:39:53.719 --> 02:39:56.399 the chick walks in. You're cheating, and then all of 3447 02:39:56.399 --> 02:39:57.840 a sudden there's a fight breaking out. So the guy 3448 02:39:57.920 --> 02:39:58.280 still has a. 3449 02:39:58.280 --> 02:40:00.280 Boner, right, it'll go away in a little bit. There 3450 02:40:00.280 --> 02:40:02.000 was there was accomplishment where a guy was had to 3451 02:40:02.079 --> 02:40:03.680 pin a girl and he had a boner after after 3452 02:40:03.719 --> 02:40:04.879 you Oh I saw that. 3453 02:40:05.000 --> 02:40:06.440 Yeah it was. It was the black dude in that 3454 02:40:06.639 --> 02:40:09.280 fucking little white chick and then they had their little 3455 02:40:09.319 --> 02:40:12.600 thing and they shook hands and you can see his 3456 02:40:12.760 --> 02:40:13.239 hard dick. 3457 02:40:13.360 --> 02:40:13.559 Dude. 3458 02:40:13.600 --> 02:40:18.200 Man, it's amazing thousands of years of evolution informing that. 3459 02:40:18.360 --> 02:40:19.719 What do you say? You like? 3460 02:40:20.000 --> 02:40:21.479 That's what I was like, I feel like the single 3461 02:40:21.479 --> 02:40:23.680 it is kind of outdated, you know, like, what are 3462 02:40:23.680 --> 02:40:27.159 you doing? I'm like, Bro's, can I wear sweats or something, 3463 02:40:27.360 --> 02:40:29.600 or at least can I put on the because I 3464 02:40:29.760 --> 02:40:33.040 just like it's too exposing. That was actually, I'm be honest, 3465 02:40:33.079 --> 02:40:35.360 that was a singular reason I didn't join the wrestling team. 3466 02:40:35.920 --> 02:40:39.680 I was like, I hate that gay well not enough. 3467 02:40:39.799 --> 02:40:43.600 I didn't like I didn't like wearing like uh shorts 3468 02:40:43.639 --> 02:40:46.040 and gym specifically for that, I always wore sweatpants because 3469 02:40:46.040 --> 02:40:49.159 I'm just like, look, man, I don't know a short guy. No, No, 3470 02:40:49.639 --> 02:40:51.200 I don't because I'm like, I don't. 3471 02:40:52.280 --> 02:40:54.840 I feel like it's easy. Shorts are difficult to hide. 3472 02:40:55.600 --> 02:40:58.280 Oh that's going on, you know, and I don't know, 3473 02:40:58.479 --> 02:41:02.520 like what's like this thing goes wakes up for no reasons, 3474 02:41:02.600 --> 02:41:05.159 and I don't want to be in this situation that 3475 02:41:05.280 --> 02:41:07.680 has definitely happened with. So I stuck with sweatpants where 3476 02:41:07.680 --> 02:41:08.799 I could at least like have my hand in my 3477 02:41:08.879 --> 02:41:11.760 pocket and like, yeah, yeah, just jack. 3478 02:41:13.159 --> 02:41:15.079 Quick, jacket, jacket. 3479 02:41:15.000 --> 02:41:17.200 Let me hurry up, and like just rolling out in 3480 02:41:17.319 --> 02:41:20.319 a mile and you're fucking beating your dick. That's respectable. 3481 02:41:20.360 --> 02:41:23.879 If you can do that people, people that are doing 3482 02:41:23.959 --> 02:41:26.040 strenuous stuff and if they can get off, I like, 3483 02:41:26.200 --> 02:41:26.680 respect it. 3484 02:41:26.920 --> 02:41:28.959 It's gonna like the naked guy attacking you. I'm like, 3485 02:41:29.040 --> 02:41:32.120 if this motherfucker is hardest ship while he's throwing blows, 3486 02:41:32.600 --> 02:41:35.840 I'm kind of I'm overwhelmed because I'm like, how do 3487 02:41:35.959 --> 02:41:37.479 you guys are locked in? You're like ready to just 3488 02:41:37.559 --> 02:41:39.520 tear that ship off. I'm like I get that, but me, 3489 02:41:39.639 --> 02:41:42.239 I feel like I'm more kind of almost impressed. 3490 02:41:42.959 --> 02:41:43.440 Are you doing it? 3491 02:41:43.520 --> 02:41:44.799 Are you on all the sea alis? 3492 02:41:44.920 --> 02:41:49.120 If anybody, if anybody can jerk off successfully doing anything 3493 02:41:49.879 --> 02:41:54.799 that isn't lying down, I'm impressed people who beat off. 3494 02:41:55.879 --> 02:41:58.559 I'm definitely walk a walk and beat my dig before it. 3495 02:41:58.600 --> 02:42:00.399 But like that is cool? Him? 3496 02:42:00.440 --> 02:42:02.120 What do you mean definitely done that before? 3497 02:42:02.520 --> 02:42:04.840 Where do you do you? What do you like to 3498 02:42:05.319 --> 02:42:08.000 keep it awake or something like? No, Like, I'm definitely 3499 02:42:08.079 --> 02:42:10.959 like you took a stroll around the block? Man, I 3500 02:42:11.000 --> 02:42:11.959 don't know if I want to reveal that. 3501 02:42:12.040 --> 02:42:16.840 I think you probably shouldn't criminal. No, if no one's around, 3502 02:42:17.719 --> 02:42:20.719 I swear that doesn't make it not criminal. Actually wings 3503 02:42:20.840 --> 02:42:21.200 it does. 3504 02:42:21.399 --> 02:42:23.159 If a tree falls in the forest but no one 3505 02:42:23.200 --> 02:42:25.680 hears it masturbate, does it make it sound. 3506 02:42:27.239 --> 02:42:29.319 I definitely like took a stroll and masturbated one time. 3507 02:42:29.520 --> 02:42:30.000 That's crazy. 3508 02:42:30.040 --> 02:42:31.520 What does that mean? I don't know that in the 3509 02:42:31.600 --> 02:42:36.760 woods around the block where don't you know where I 3510 02:42:36.799 --> 02:42:38.319 used to live? Right? Yeah, you don't live in a 3511 02:42:38.360 --> 02:42:41.399 secluded enough place for you to just do No, No, 3512 02:42:43.319 --> 02:42:45.200 I saw him and he doesn't know he lived in 3513 02:42:45.280 --> 02:42:48.959 a summer townhouse. No no, no, no, no. The stretch 3514 02:42:49.200 --> 02:42:54.600 getting toward there, that long stretches in between that road 3515 02:42:54.680 --> 02:42:58.040 that everybody took. You're not not at twelve pm when 3516 02:42:58.040 --> 02:43:01.520 I'm getting off of work, twelve pm, it's after am am, 3517 02:43:01.879 --> 02:43:03.799 when it's dark, there was no one around. 3518 02:43:03.840 --> 02:43:09.360 I swear I would have known you after boulevard. Don't 3519 02:43:09.520 --> 02:43:09.920 say that. 3520 02:43:10.639 --> 02:43:14.159 Yeah, don't say that, you idiot. You don't live there anymore? 3521 02:43:14.239 --> 02:43:17.120 It is fine, Yeah you got no, yes, I do. 3522 02:43:17.399 --> 02:43:21.719 Don't say that. Do you really you don't live there? 3523 02:43:21.719 --> 02:43:22.920 What do you mean? You don't live there anymore? 3524 02:43:22.920 --> 02:43:24.959 Where does my family live? They live there? 3525 02:43:25.120 --> 02:43:27.280 Still? Yes? What home? 3526 02:43:29.239 --> 02:43:32.520 No one's gonna know. No, exit that out, that's fine? 3527 02:43:33.360 --> 02:43:33.680 Please? 3528 02:43:34.159 --> 02:43:37.440 Was it two hours forty minutes in? What's to forty please? 3529 02:43:38.600 --> 02:43:42.760 No one knows? Yes? And the dead of night where 3530 02:43:42.760 --> 02:43:44.319 there was no one coming. I was like, well, you 3531 02:43:44.399 --> 02:43:46.000 know what, I had a tough day at work. 3532 02:43:47.399 --> 02:43:49.239 That is sooking. There's definitely cars that go through there 3533 02:43:49.280 --> 02:43:49.479 at that. 3534 02:43:49.600 --> 02:43:51.680 Not at that time. I swear I've done that. Crazy 3535 02:43:52.079 --> 02:43:55.079 walked and then you fucking you busted while you were 3536 02:43:55.200 --> 02:43:57.399 walking or did you stop stop. 3537 02:43:57.600 --> 02:43:59.159 Stop, got a yank or they got a yank and 3538 02:43:59.200 --> 02:44:01.399 then didn't one of my my business? That is that 3539 02:44:01.559 --> 02:44:04.879 is so amazing. I've never even i can't get fathom that. 3540 02:44:04.920 --> 02:44:06.760 I get I have it plugged my mind. 3541 02:44:06.840 --> 02:44:08.959 It Plus the people do that in a chair sitting 3542 02:44:09.079 --> 02:44:12.040 up Why because it's just like that's so because for me, 3543 02:44:12.159 --> 02:44:12.840 when I'm sitting. 3544 02:44:12.680 --> 02:44:15.079 In a chair, I'm working like and I just I 3545 02:44:15.200 --> 02:44:16.719 can't get out of that mind. I have to I 3546 02:44:16.760 --> 02:44:18.440 have to be laying down. I can't. I can't be 3547 02:44:18.479 --> 02:44:21.319 sitting in the laying down thing because to me, why 3548 02:44:21.319 --> 02:44:24.600 I don't even like that position is because gravity, the 3549 02:44:25.079 --> 02:44:28.360 blood rush is the best when you're not laying upwards. 3550 02:44:28.799 --> 02:44:31.520 It's like you you'll get you can get the best erections. 3551 02:44:31.159 --> 02:44:34.120 In not I not I'm not erection maxing, So I 3552 02:44:34.159 --> 02:44:34.399 don't know. 3553 02:44:34.639 --> 02:44:37.159 I always to me if I'm not erection maxing it 3554 02:44:37.600 --> 02:44:40.200 literally the payoff is always like not nearly as good. 3555 02:44:40.440 --> 02:44:43.440 I hope Sheppard comes back a massive and is a womanizer, 3556 02:44:43.559 --> 02:44:47.200 imagine busting like Wag. It's probably gonna be the best. 3557 02:44:49.520 --> 02:44:52.799 Presents Seinfeld. It's always sunny to the medium of the 3558 02:44:52.879 --> 02:44:56.319 Nightman don Doncer Fence Shitter. Listen to hit My Spot 3559 02:44:56.399 --> 02:44:58.120 by your Pretty hands down one of the best original 3560 02:44:58.159 --> 02:44:59.399 gay songs I've ever heard. You Got to Pay the 3561 02:44:59.440 --> 02:45:01.120 Troll sold a the boys whole Gate six. I was 3562 02:45:01.159 --> 02:45:04.200 considering learning guitar, and then I saw John john gom 3563 02:45:05.000 --> 02:45:07.639 perform Passion Flower, So I think I'll just kill myself 3564 02:45:07.680 --> 02:45:08.200 and sucked dick. 3565 02:45:08.280 --> 02:45:08.920 Yeah you should. 3566 02:45:09.959 --> 02:45:14.159 Yeah, he swamps over his body after he shot his 3567 02:45:14.280 --> 02:45:16.280 head and then he just you know, his dick just 3568 02:45:16.360 --> 02:45:16.920 and pales his. 3569 02:45:17.000 --> 02:45:23.360 Mouth, all right, digging. Yeah, yeah, there we go, allright, 3570 02:45:23.399 --> 02:45:25.760 we go kiding half passer. 3571 02:45:25.799 --> 02:45:32.000 Alright, bye, guys, I'm gonna make you dance word fast 3572 02:45:32.879 --> 02:45:40.159 and words blast and peep were peep were nights of 3573 02:45:40.200 --> 02:45:44.559 the gate table. We fuck whenever able, our bussy screams 3574 02:45:44.639 --> 02:45:51.440 for busting creams and thrust and impeccable. Monty Python is 3575 02:45:51.639 --> 02:45:54.000 being an audio file the only acceptable file to be. Nope, 3576 02:45:54.559 --> 02:45:58.000 I want to take that penis rough, eat her pussy 3577 02:45:58.159 --> 02:46:02.600 while my ass is stuffed, cream my bussy while I 3578 02:46:02.719 --> 02:46:04.959 stretch her wide because I'm bye bye bye. All right, 3579 02:46:04.959 --> 02:46:08.520 all right, right, I really hate how much your fucking 3580 02:46:08.559 --> 02:46:11.879 Scooby Dubious made me laugh. God damn it, me be 3581 02:46:12.239 --> 02:46:17.000 fishy speaking incantations to the pussy. Call that spirit box. Jesus, 3582 02:46:18.520 --> 02:46:20.520 I'll carp a bomb that got the stripped for a quarter. 3583 02:46:20.959 --> 02:46:24.040 John Strickland. My partner snapped the chair legs off my 3584 02:46:24.120 --> 02:46:26.520 Chris Regular youtubes and proceeded to tear off my legs 3585 02:46:26.559 --> 02:46:30.600 and self defense marks eighteen eighty nine. I've reached the 3586 02:46:30.719 --> 02:46:33.040 kind of tired that sleep doesn't even fix. 3587 02:46:33.360 --> 02:46:34.600 I hate that. I hate that. 3588 02:46:35.280 --> 02:46:38.520 I was almost out last night. Second Church of Keep 3589 02:46:38.559 --> 02:46:42.239 David featuring better than the first of Keats better than 3590 02:46:42.280 --> 02:46:44.920 the first charch of Keith David pre Ra. Somebody once 3591 02:46:44.959 --> 02:46:46.520 squirted on my mother's ashes. 3592 02:46:46.760 --> 02:46:47.239 That sucks. 3593 02:46:47.559 --> 02:46:51.399 Blake eight ninety six, trying to Chris trying to read 3594 02:46:51.520 --> 02:46:54.639 like blah blah blah, just one of those gays. When 3595 02:46:54.680 --> 02:46:57.879 your cock get uh, when your cock gets lubed up, 3596 02:46:57.959 --> 02:47:01.159 every asses fucked, every dick is sucked. Oukham's raided to 3597 02:47:01.159 --> 02:47:04.120 suggest that the razor of Oukham is gay. I'll ask 3598 02:47:04.159 --> 02:47:10.639 an oil field trash, Yeah, Texas tater salad, Young Sheldon 3599 02:47:10.799 --> 02:47:12.840 being drawn and corded. 3600 02:47:14.079 --> 02:47:14.399 Corded. 3601 02:47:14.440 --> 02:47:17.319 I think he meant quartered because he says corded, so 3602 02:47:17.440 --> 02:47:22.920 it's like, yeah, he's being drawn, and then somebody takes 3603 02:47:22.959 --> 02:47:25.280 him out on the on a date while he's being 3604 02:47:25.520 --> 02:47:26.719 stretched like crazy. 3605 02:47:27.399 --> 02:47:28.159 I like that a lot. 3606 02:47:28.639 --> 02:47:34.559 Suhul tickle my ass Hairs. Niggy Jizzy formally known as 3607 02:47:34.799 --> 02:47:39.440 Nikky Ziggy. I appreciate that she did that. Niggy Jizzy 3608 02:47:39.639 --> 02:47:42.319 is like, that's where it's at and uh okay, the 3609 02:47:42.399 --> 02:47:45.639 light didn't follow me. We're good, all right, sorry Miss Jackson. 3610 02:47:45.959 --> 02:47:52.200 Badly Brave Duck cunt etherean Brgerian punter, Nephrom malfous One. 3611 02:47:52.479 --> 02:47:57.000 I busted my hands against last wait. I busted my 3612 02:47:57.040 --> 02:47:59.799 hands against oh again, God damn it. I busted my 3613 02:47:59.799 --> 02:48:02.680 hands again last week. But the doctor disc was too 3614 02:48:02.959 --> 02:48:08.440 tempting and rounding out the list. Finally we're done. The 3615 02:48:08.600 --> 02:48:13.840 King of Haphazard with the the you know, the gift Avatar, which. 3616 02:48:13.799 --> 02:48:19.399 Is pretty I can't believe he's donated his entire life savings. Yeah, 3617 02:48:19.600 --> 02:48:21.440 you look at the picture a little look. It's crazy. 3618 02:48:22.719 --> 02:48:27.920 Are you showing me? Shut that thing? Don't you show 3619 02:48:27.920 --> 02:48:31.200 me that it's so cute? Are you a fucking like 3620 02:48:32.639 --> 02:48:34.200 a fucking twenty year old white girl? 3621 02:48:34.399 --> 02:48:35.799 What are you gay? You don't like puppies. 3622 02:48:36.239 --> 02:48:38.280 I just don't watch puppy and cat videos. 3623 02:48:38.520 --> 02:48:41.799 I do sometimes I really want a puppy. That's why you. 3624 02:48:41.760 --> 02:48:42.399 Should buy one. 3625 02:48:43.000 --> 02:48:44.639 I should. I don't trust you. 3626 02:48:44.719 --> 02:48:47.879 She purchased a puppy. I don't trust you to take 3627 02:48:47.879 --> 02:48:49.479 care of him. Yeah, there's no shot. 3628 02:48:49.559 --> 02:48:53.040 Yeah, I can take care of a fucking once upon 3629 02:48:53.040 --> 02:48:54.479 a time, I would agree with you. Not anymore. 3630 02:48:55.040 --> 02:48:55.840 Take care of yourself. 3631 02:48:57.239 --> 02:48:59.719 That you don't even have any clothes on. 3632 02:49:01.200 --> 02:49:04.319 Yeah no, audio listeners haven't been aware of this. But 3633 02:49:04.440 --> 02:49:05.920 like he's been naked this entire time. 3634 02:49:06.399 --> 02:49:08.120 My cock has been fucking hitting the table of the 3635 02:49:08.159 --> 02:49:09.360 whole time. Yeah exactly. 3636 02:49:09.399 --> 02:49:11.360 I was like, I know, I've been wanting to say 3637 02:49:11.399 --> 02:49:12.799 something which is a little awkward, and I finally just 3638 02:49:12.879 --> 02:49:14.040 came out with it. I was like, I can't take 3639 02:49:14.079 --> 02:49:16.399 it anymore, dude, I'm tired of your penis moving the 3640 02:49:16.440 --> 02:49:17.000 fucking table. 3641 02:49:17.200 --> 02:49:19.239 I really really want a puppy. I'll just decide, I 3642 02:49:19.280 --> 02:49:21.559 really really want a dog so bad. I don't trust you.