Speaker 1: From morecause connect and aj Benze fame. Uh, he'd liked
Speaker 1: to be walked on a leash and play really dirty
Speaker 1: kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock
Speaker 1: in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Ben's
Speaker 1: are here with fame, is it? Bitch? This is your
Speaker 1: daily Unfiltered podcast for August seven, twenty twenty five. Oh
Speaker 1: eight oh seven two oh two five. I'm rushing because
Speaker 1: I can't wait to go tomorrow. Oh eight eight two
Speaker 1: oh two five. Oh oh wait, oh wait. Is a
Speaker 1: very rarely seen number. In fact, I venture to guess
Speaker 1: it's only seen once a year. What a ridiculous thing.
Speaker 1: I just said, you don't see that date too off?
Speaker 1: And of course you don't ask me you see you once.
Speaker 1: I'm frustrated you don't. I there was problems on the
Speaker 1: riverside platform where I taped the show. For some reason,
Speaker 1: things were getting Kuka Mamy great word, by the way,
Speaker 1: no one says Kuka Mamy anymore. I love Kuka Mamy.
Speaker 1: Cuka Mamy and conniption fit. Don't have a conniption That
Speaker 1: was a big thing in the seventies, so it kept
Speaker 1: cutting me off. I'd go ten minutes. In nine minutes
Speaker 1: in get dumped off. Finally I get Mike involved, let
Speaker 1: the computer, restaurant hour, turn everything off, turn it back on,
Speaker 1: start recording. It's going great. Twelve minutes in some kind
Speaker 1: of power search at the house. TV goes out, laptop
Speaker 1: goes down, the AC kicks out. I have to toss
Speaker 1: that one away too, So this is the fourth attempt.
Speaker 1: But it's like when you're in a movie. Sometimes when
Speaker 1: you make a movie and as a you say a
Speaker 1: joke in the scene, right, everybody laughs, or they try
Speaker 1: not to because it's you know, they don't want to
Speaker 1: be heard. But you know, when a joke lands, people laugh.
Speaker 1: But if you do nine to ten twelve takes that scene,
Speaker 1: that joke is not gonna gonna laugh. After the second take,
Speaker 1: it's just gonna be so no one's gonna like this.
Speaker 1: It's not a funny joke. It was hysterical, you know,
Speaker 1: twenty minutes ago. But now it's over. I'm gonna try
Speaker 1: to keep up the enthusiasm on my head and heart
Speaker 1: as I go the next forty minutes or so. On
Speaker 1: minute forty four seconds and there's that number again. The
Speaker 1: other day, my ex girlfriend Christine texted me because she
Speaker 1: was very close with me when I was with Chico.
Speaker 1: We lived together in the house on Long Island, so
Speaker 1: she was with Chico would be all the time, so
Speaker 1: he was very fond of her. Two and she said
Speaker 1: she heard the show the other day where I talked
Speaker 1: about him and him singing the Queen music, you know,
Speaker 1: we other champions and blaming raps. Dare I mean? She goes,
Speaker 1: I just went on my morning walk and something. There
Speaker 1: was an earthquake. She's in Jersey. Then a little tremor somewhere,
Speaker 1: which is weird because that was the Chicico story a
Speaker 1: few days ago. Does he create hurricanes? This kiny? I
Speaker 1: mean earthquakes. It's really weird. So she goes, when that happened,
Speaker 1: I looked at my phone and the time was twelve twelve,
Speaker 1: not eleven eleven, but twelve twelve. Okay, some people dig
Speaker 1: on that number, like eleven eleven. Then she goes. While
Speaker 1: I was walking, I stopped to see how everything was
Speaker 1: doing and the address on the house. She even sent
Speaker 1: me a pick forty four. I'm telling you there's something
Speaker 1: going on up there. Thank God. I might go see
Speaker 1: police Academy two tomorrow with Roxy and Rock Go. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna laugh at that movie. I used to love the
Speaker 1: first I love the first one. I loved the what's
Speaker 1: that show called Police? Sorry? Where they the movie was
Speaker 1: based on that show? I believe what just very like
Speaker 1: what's the word I'm looking for? Tongue in chic they
Speaker 1: would do things like when the when the show ended,
Speaker 1: it'd be like two guys in the middle of a
Speaker 1: laugh and the show start, the credits start to roll,
Speaker 1: but they're still the film isn't frozen. They're just keeping
Speaker 1: their faces frozen. Stupid shit like that. But the comedy
Speaker 1: on the type of comedy, and Police Academy too is
Speaker 1: raunchy again, a little bit here and there. That's good.
Speaker 1: The Pendulums coming back, which we always knew it would,
Speaker 1: but it took a long time. We could say retard again. Right.
Speaker 1: You don't have to look left, right left before you
Speaker 1: start a conversation with a friend. Just walk. I never changed,
Speaker 1: but some of you you're gonna like the freedom that
Speaker 1: it gives us again. And it's all because of Sydney's
Speaker 1: reading us jeans. You're flying on the shelves. I really
Speaker 1: do want to do a whole show in Trump's voice,
Speaker 1: the whole show, and now it'scept to Sydney's leaning. But
Speaker 1: I will say this, I you know, Pam Anderson one
Speaker 1: of my great pin ups of all time, maybe the
Speaker 1: best ever in my book Raquel Welch. But she was
Speaker 1: more an actress in a pin up. Either way, she's fantastic.
Speaker 1: Can't take the bangs and then they'll makeup. I've said
Speaker 1: it fifteen times. I'll say it one more time. Put
Speaker 1: some pop of color on your face. Now that you've
Speaker 1: got a manny in life. Not that he would have
Speaker 1: a tele towab make he's too much of a gentleman,
Speaker 1: but you know what, there's something for him like that.
Speaker 1: But maybe she does. I don't know, but I know
Speaker 1: she's smitten. Obviously she baked him salad dough bread one
Speaker 1: morning before she came to the set at five am.
Speaker 1: She brought up a salad dough bread and something else.
Speaker 1: He was saying, it was just the best berett I
Speaker 1: ever had. It's the best beat of a had. Speaking
Speaker 1: of which, I watched the Jason State at the movie
Speaker 1: together night called It's the Mechanic. Wait, that's an old one.
Speaker 1: There's a new one of his Oh yeah, I know,
Speaker 1: because I always say he has to say the movie
Speaker 1: title in every movie he does. I'm just the beekeeper, right,
Speaker 1: that's his job. I'm just a working man, right. I
Speaker 1: know every movie he's got to put his It must
Speaker 1: be a thing. I've got to say my movie in
Speaker 1: one line. So I'm gonna like, I'm gonna watch the movie,
Speaker 1: I think, or at least have dinner with the kids something.
Speaker 1: We'll do something. But getting back to Pamela, so top
Speaker 1: of a game, I want to play by mansion. I've
Speaker 1: told you this story many times, I believe, but I
Speaker 1: wanted to talk to her. She was not alone, but
Speaker 1: not with with somebody at the mansion on like lingerie party,
Speaker 1: so forget how she looked. And she's just very you know,
Speaker 1: laughing with people. I said to my friend Sam, who
Speaker 1: used to was a penthouse pet and she knows Chandler,
Speaker 1: I said, I love to talk to her. She was,
Speaker 1: go talk to her, She's so great, I said, I panic.
Speaker 1: I'd never panicked in front of a girl. That would
Speaker 1: panic me. She just go do it. She knows who
Speaker 1: you are, do you think. Yeah? I go over Toil.
Speaker 1: We start talking. But I said, look, I want to
Speaker 1: call you one time. Maybe we'll get get some dinner
Speaker 1: or something. What do you say you want to do that?
Speaker 1: You know, very like playing no big hoopla, let's go out,
Speaker 1: let's get something. I'll buy your dinner, all right, give
Speaker 1: me a number. She's okay, and she writes it on paper.
Speaker 1: I had that piece of paper forever. It was on
Speaker 1: Playboy Station thirty two, which was so cool. I remember
Speaker 1: the first three did just was six two six? She
Speaker 1: was three one oho two six two? Was it six two?
Speaker 1: I'm losing a gangs thirty years ago, well not thirty
Speaker 1: but twenty something, so yeah, I said, is this your
Speaker 1: manager's number or your or you know, your your agent?
Speaker 1: I don't want that. No, it's fine. Why would I
Speaker 1: do that? All right? No, conra okay? And of course
Speaker 1: I didn't call it for like a week. I was
Speaker 1: passed extricken, and I did call the next weekend, and
Speaker 1: I called, and she picked up. I love, and I
Speaker 1: couldn't pull a trigger, and I hung up. She stars
Speaker 1: sixty nine set back then, and I pick up hello,
Speaker 1: and in the background I hear my voice on her
Speaker 1: TV doing mysteries and scandals, and I hung up, and
Speaker 1: I never rest her out. But about a month later
Speaker 1: she cast being her TV show VIP, which was totally cool.
Speaker 1: I didn't expect that. So talking about when she comes home,
Speaker 1: comes on set in the morning, I thought, on godly hour,
Speaker 1: I'm in a chair already getting makeup. She comes in
Speaker 1: looking like a million dollars, even though it was so early,
Speaker 1: plops down in the chair. We could both see each
Speaker 1: other in the mirror. I was like, Hey, thank you
Speaker 1: so much. It's such an Oh. I'm so glad you
Speaker 1: can do this. Great, we got have so much fun. Yeah,
Speaker 1: thank you, I really appreciate this. I love to work
Speaker 1: with you. Go okay, you know, very sweet sweet Street.
Speaker 1: The guy doing makeup, of course, it's a big old
Speaker 1: queen and he's like, when you do TV or movies,
Speaker 1: you gotta do that. You need. You can't have any
Speaker 1: shine on top of your head because the overhead lights,
Speaker 1: so they always put some coloring in there if you
Speaker 1: have a if you have thin hair, which I have,
Speaker 1: and usually it's stuff called topic t o pp I K.
Speaker 1: It's like a little brown or little jar. You shake
Speaker 1: it like a pepper shaker on your head. It sucks
Speaker 1: when you do it. I didn't I never did it
Speaker 1: when I was going out. I'd done it for TV,
Speaker 1: but I can't do that. Shit gets on your pillow
Speaker 1: at night. It's disgusting. So the guy throwing my hair,
Speaker 1: he goes, what can we do up top? What I mean?
Speaker 1: I just want to get to shine away? Do you
Speaker 1: mind if I put some powder? Said, oh, go ahead,
Speaker 1: I've gotten it before. Well, this guy didn't have a
Speaker 1: little can of topics, which you can kind of discreetly do.
Speaker 1: You could put your hand in front of it while
Speaker 1: you shake it so people can't see. Pans right next
Speaker 1: to me and it, you know. And this guy doesn't
Speaker 1: have a little can. He's got it all nineteen thirties perfume, dispense.
Speaker 1: The old ladies who are are used, you know, a crystal,
Speaker 1: a crystal bottle with topics in it, and then a cap,
Speaker 1: but a long hose, you know, and a little squeeze,
Speaker 1: a little squeeze bawl. So but it's such a grand
Speaker 1: thing to do, Like step back, I'm gonna spray this
Speaker 1: man's head, This balding man's head will now be okay
Speaker 1: for television. She's right next to me, she's seeing this.
Speaker 1: I'd rather be was I'd rather he would have fondled
Speaker 1: me than that it destroyed me. That's how we are
Speaker 1: with other securities. Don't touch the top of my head,
Speaker 1: don't touch my stomach. I can only work on one
Speaker 1: of those things. Although I haven't eaten much at all.
Speaker 1: I ate one thing today, piece of toasts. I didn't
Speaker 1: get much sleep. Don't know why. Ran out of out
Speaker 1: of old pms or a ton old PM whichever ones
Speaker 1: I take. I switched back and forth. I didn't take
Speaker 1: until too late, and I was reading the phone looking
Speaker 1: at something. I blew it. I missed my window. That
Speaker 1: happened to he. I know it sucks, but I'll regroup
Speaker 1: and get much better today. So yeah, I mean, just
Speaker 1: for her to be there and see this happened to me.
Speaker 1: But now she's lamb. I think they're gonna be together
Speaker 1: a while. It looks like it's a really fun thing.
Speaker 1: I know we talked about it the other day, but
Speaker 1: I'm happy for and happy before and now you know
Speaker 1: now that she's gonna do this, bangs and they'll makeup shit.
Speaker 1: It's up the chicks like Sidney Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney to
Speaker 1: carry the torch that Pam Anderson passed down to her.
Speaker 1: It felt that way, especially with her movie out and
Speaker 1: Sydney's jeans had out. It's all like kismet. It seems right.
Speaker 1: Everybody's happy for everybody, except people who think that Sydney
Speaker 1: Sweeney is a Nazi because she has blonde hair, blue eyes. Ridiculous.
Speaker 1: A lot of guys have had the Sydney sweet on
Speaker 1: the radio radar the last three years because of that
Speaker 1: HBO show Euphoria where she's naked plenty of times having sex.
Speaker 1: Of course, she's got a black boyfriend. You can't have.
Speaker 1: You have to do that, you have to do it.
Speaker 1: It's Hollywood. It's unbelievable. Not does anything wrong with black
Speaker 1: of mice together I've done a million times. But what
Speaker 1: a big role to put her in. Well, that show
Speaker 1: is all about making big splashes and getting right in
Speaker 1: your face. But yeah, I feel like we saw the
Speaker 1: torch git passed on in real time. I like it,
Speaker 1: even if you actually seeing the jeans at I see
Speaker 1: like clips of it on Instagram, and shit, they got
Speaker 1: dogs doing it now. Lizzo did a fake one and
Speaker 1: she's back to being like no, no, no, I still
Speaker 1: got my belly. I still got thick thighs. I'm still
Speaker 1: this way that way, but that's how I choose to be.
Speaker 1: Body positivity is about being thinner. It's about how you
Speaker 1: feel your body. Oh honey, you look better, but stop
Speaker 1: acting like you did it. You didn't do it. You
Speaker 1: got a lot more work to go if you want to.
Speaker 1: But it's all perfect. The jeans that great company name
Speaker 1: American Eagle, Sidney Sweetey's body. Then we find out this
Speaker 1: registered Republican Ough Trump's Head's gonna explode. But it got
Speaker 1: me thinking about the big story of the day, the
Speaker 1: last two days, and this is all about Howard's den
Speaker 1: and his contract at Serious XM gonna come do soon.
Speaker 1: And the word is they're not going to offer from
Speaker 1: that contract again because frankly, I'll gets cut right to
Speaker 1: the chase. Frankly, he doesn't. His show doesn't bring in
Speaker 1: enough money to support his one hundred million dollar a
Speaker 1: year salary. Less and less people are listening to Serious,
Speaker 1: More and more people listening to podcasts. They're more entertaining.
Speaker 1: They weren't. Howard's old shows were the best thing we
Speaker 1: ever heard. Now it's no one cares Ryan Limo Driver
Speaker 1: sal They're like, it's it's you're widling it down to
Speaker 1: too many small pieces. No one cares. It's all manufactured anger.
Speaker 1: Now half the time I hear a clip, I know
Speaker 1: exactly what's going on in that room. So it's either that,
Speaker 1: which I think is a major reason that hey, hey
Speaker 1: he's got one hundred million five more years now they
Speaker 1: know he's alienated his base. Howard's based was the working man.
Speaker 1: Howard's based for guys like me, because Howard had this thing,
Speaker 1: you know, he wants to stick it to the man.
Speaker 1: He wanted to be like, you know, let's take let's
Speaker 1: take the man down as if he was having trouble.
Speaker 1: But he grew up not wealthy, he didn't like his looks,
Speaker 1: he had his problems growing up, therapy for years, you know.
Speaker 1: So you know, I don't I don't have to tell
Speaker 1: you how great it was to be on that show.
Speaker 1: But it's either that and he's going to go call
Speaker 1: a day, or I think it's part of it. It
Speaker 1: could be all of it. Is that Robin Clivers I
Speaker 1: had heard, had gotten their cancer back from a reliable source,
Speaker 1: pretty reliable source. And if that happens, uh, you know
Speaker 1: how Howard will work anymore? He will not do. He'll
Speaker 1: never do the Howards durn Show without Robin Clivers. He
Speaker 1: told me that I'm more than one occasion. Robin has
Speaker 1: to be involved or else he loses that dynamic, which
Speaker 1: we don't really think there's much there, you know. You know,
Speaker 1: Robin's was a few things now and then, but it's
Speaker 1: not like but I guess he just needs that person
Speaker 1: next to him to as a springboard, whereas jokes could land.
Speaker 1: I mean it was, it's a great pairing, but she's
Speaker 1: not funny. You know, she's just Robin in the glass
Speaker 1: booth away from everybody or working from home. But anyhow,
Speaker 1: I think that's a that's what's also going on, I believe.
Speaker 1: And that's sad because when the first time she had cancer,
Speaker 1: it was really bad, and that's what Howard publicly said.
Speaker 1: If Robin had died, I would not have done the show.
Speaker 1: I would have stopped. I would have walked away. I
Speaker 1: think at this age she's seventy one now. I met
Speaker 1: him thirty years ago, thirty one years ago and had
Speaker 1: his birthday party in New York City. I'll get to
Speaker 1: that in a minute. But the last twenty years, no,
Speaker 1: no good. It's all because of that fuck Marcy Turk,
Speaker 1: who came into his life and told him about all
Speaker 1: these different things you have to change his life. She
Speaker 1: saw the future. Now. Back then we thought she was nuts,
Speaker 1: but apparently she really knew the future that you cannot
Speaker 1: keep tolling girls bitches, or you can't have all these
Speaker 1: trampy girls pets and playmates and porn stars. You can't
Speaker 1: have guys who are bologna young girl's asses. I mean,
Speaker 1: all the raunchy things he did. She knew, you can't
Speaker 1: do this anymore. It's gonna destroy you down the road.
Speaker 1: She it was way before me too, but she felt
Speaker 1: something coming, not unlike the fact that I heard not
Speaker 1: too long ago, maybe a year ago or so. With
Speaker 1: the advent of AI in it. With respect to movies,
Speaker 1: a lot of actors who have twenty five year careers
Speaker 1: are not gonna have them anymore. They can create your
Speaker 1: younger you. Everything's gonna change. It may be great. I
Speaker 1: wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want seeing Nicholson again at
Speaker 1: a young age doing another I'm all for it. I mean,
Speaker 1: it's you know, you can't imagine it, but it's on
Speaker 1: the table, it's here, and that's progress. You can't stop progress,
Speaker 1: You just can't. You got a hold on tight. So
Speaker 1: I don't know. I just a guy like him. The
Speaker 1: way he handled big shots, and the way he orchestrated
Speaker 1: old people to talk on the show and leaf and
Speaker 1: who to aggravate, who to get him aggravated. It was
Speaker 1: a perfect madhouse. It was like living happily inside a madhouse.
Speaker 1: But you know, this guy, it just all changed when
Speaker 1: Mossy Turk came along. I think at the books she
Speaker 1: gave him to read, but he always talked about this
Speaker 1: book that was very important about his changing in life.
Speaker 1: His daughters began to resent the show because you know,
Speaker 1: they got to a certain age where they didn't want
Speaker 1: their father talk that way about women. So I understand
Speaker 1: why he changed to a degree. You get older, you
Speaker 1: can't do the same shit. Can't talk about sex with
Speaker 1: women when you're seventy one years old. No one wants
Speaker 1: to hear that. So she made the change, and she
Speaker 1: got rid of a lot of people his life, like
Speaker 1: Gilbert Godfrey already Lang Craig guess myself to a lesser degree,
Speaker 1: Guys who went on the show and made people laugh
Speaker 1: and said crazy things and we had a ball, there
Speaker 1: were racist things said, there were god we you know,
Speaker 1: it was crazy. She knew it was coming. And all
Speaker 1: those shows are erased. You can't go on YouTube and
Speaker 1: find already Lang and Gilbert Godfrey doing a black voice
Speaker 1: about I mean, they wiped it clean. And he's changed
Speaker 1: so much now he's the cool guy. He wants with me,
Speaker 1: the cool, crowded Jason Baby and Jennifer Anis Did and
Speaker 1: Jimmy Kimmer and Fallon, They're all the way of the
Speaker 1: same shirt. It's such a different Howard Stern that it's
Speaker 1: almost not him. Remember, remember you, I drive to work
Speaker 1: sometimes I take a longer route to work because I
Speaker 1: didn't want to miss this whole interviewer or this gag
Speaker 1: he was having on the show that day. And I
Speaker 1: get to work and sit in the parking lot. I
Speaker 1: couldn't leave until a commercial came on. And you're driving
Speaker 1: on the highway and you see people next to you
Speaker 1: laughing at the same time you're laughing, you know, to
Speaker 1: listen to the cern. Firemen, cops, garbage men, electricians, carpenters,
Speaker 1: working men were plugged into him. And then he went
Speaker 1: against the working men. And I don't think he's happy
Speaker 1: about it, although I think he knew he had to
Speaker 1: do what he had to do. So I don't like
Speaker 1: to talk very badly about him, but I had a
Speaker 1: ball with him. I did get to me and like
Speaker 1: I said, thirty one years ago at his birth and
Speaker 1: his fortieth birthday party, which was held at Have It
Speaker 1: on the Green in the middle of Central Park in
Speaker 1: New York, very she she place old money type place,
Speaker 1: been there forever. I don't know if I ever tell
Speaker 1: you the story. But back then, my body, my buddy,
Speaker 1: my buddy, Ronnie MISSELLI was now dead, was dating this
Speaker 1: crazy sexy Panhouse pet star Cindy, Cindy Kimberly Taylor. Yeah,
Speaker 1: because her real name is Cindy, I think it's Kimberly Taylor. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She was a knockout, and she got Howard's attention because
Speaker 1: apparently he had some Penhow's pets of the show. So
Speaker 1: she was picked. She's funny, she's crazy, she's hot. He
Speaker 1: loves that. So she was invited to his birthday party
Speaker 1: and she told Ronnie and Ronnie says, you should bring
Speaker 1: AJ because Ronnie didn't care about radio hit like that.
Speaker 1: I says, what, Yeah, can I go because I don't
Speaker 1: have a plus one, but if you want to go,
Speaker 1: and we'll go together, and maybe you can. And it's
Speaker 1: kind of early, so early in the morning and take
Speaker 1: a train out there or drive and not get in. Uh,
Speaker 1: but I said I got to do it because I knew,
Speaker 1: I felt I could be on that show. I'd listen
Speaker 1: and listen and go, I could be on this show
Speaker 1: with this guy and make him laugh. Kimberly's there. She
Speaker 1: gets there first, or Cindy her real name, and she
Speaker 1: tries to get me in the front door security stop
Speaker 1: because she kept finding doors and entrances, and finally she
Speaker 1: got me inside, and I'm looking. It's like a wedding.
Speaker 1: Two hundred and seventy five people, a band, the Jay
Speaker 1: Giles Band, actually Jay Giles Band, Uh loves Stinks Angel
Speaker 1: in the centerfold. They played those songs that day. So
Speaker 1: Howard's up by the day as people are coming to
Speaker 1: say hello, you know that kind of shit. I didn't
Speaker 1: want to bother him. He didn't know me, but uh,
Speaker 1: back then, I was a real hothead, real okay. And
Speaker 1: that kid who used to do the prank phone calls
Speaker 1: for Howard Captain Jenks. He always got onto Larry King
Speaker 1: and local news stations and would say babb a booi.
Speaker 1: He was a riot for a while. But apparently one
Speaker 1: day in my in our column Linda has said something
Speaker 1: about I didn't write it. She did, and I forget
Speaker 1: what it said, but it wasn't very Complisle. Oh, he
Speaker 1: got a record deal and we were making it's like
Speaker 1: the record deal. He does prank phone calls. I said,
Speaker 1: I know, it's stupid. So she made a comment. I'm
Speaker 1: sitting at the table with Cindy and he's there with
Speaker 1: a guy named Big Black, with a big black guy obviously,
Speaker 1: and a few of the wat pack. I think Fred
Speaker 1: the Elephant Boy was there as well. It's crazy table
Speaker 1: and I'm going I gotta get on this show. So
Speaker 1: he comes up to me and he leans into me
Speaker 1: short like five six. I didn't like what Linda Stacier
Speaker 1: you ro, I said, I didn't write it. Linda wrote it.
Speaker 1: I know, I think about Linda. Be careful, be careful now.
Speaker 1: And he called it a sea word. I said, oh no, no, no,
Speaker 1: oh yeah, no, no, no, I'm gonna say that. How dare she?
Speaker 1: He was just he wanted a fight. He was so obvious.
Speaker 1: He was performing for a fight, so I gave it
Speaker 1: to him. I said, say that again one more time.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna lay you the fuck out. Say it again.
Speaker 1: And then the big black boy, big big black stands up.
Speaker 1: His bodyguard stands up, and I'm not worried about you either.
Speaker 1: You're next. People lay at the table going, hey, don't stop.
Speaker 1: The guy stopping. So he said it again. I gave
Speaker 1: him a shot across his cheek with my open fist,
Speaker 1: you know, palm, nice smack. I said, not, you know,
Speaker 1: fuck will in his name, man, because you guys know
Speaker 1: how important she was to me. It is to me,
Speaker 1: but back then I just started working with her, so
Speaker 1: I was very protective of what this woman was doing
Speaker 1: for me. So I'm listening to the show the next
Speaker 1: day after the party, and they're all Fred Robin Howard,
Speaker 1: They're all talking about it, how great this one this
Speaker 1: one said there, And at some point Howard goes, but
Speaker 1: you did. I did. Captain Jenks almost get into a
Speaker 1: fistfight with the Daily News reporter. This s a j Benzon,
Speaker 1: what what the hell happened there? And Robin's like, who knows,
Speaker 1: you know, and then Captain Jenks pulls in and I'm
Speaker 1: home going, Oh no, no, I can't have this one.
Speaker 1: He's given it one sided. And Howard's like, well, well
Speaker 1: you know, Janks, listen, she's not a little cad. Is
Speaker 1: he big? He's not that big now, just putting me down.
Speaker 1: I mean he smacked me. You think he'd punch me.
Speaker 1: A real man would punch me. And I was like,
Speaker 1: maybe he didn't think you were strong enough to take
Speaker 1: up punch. She wanted to just give you message changed
Speaker 1: you get under people's skin. So I said, fuck this,
Speaker 1: I'm calling and I don't remember how I got this number.
Speaker 1: There's a number you called to get run of the show.
Speaker 1: You bypassed all the nonsense and gary or stutter and
Speaker 1: drama to pick up. Hey man, it's agnuck Howard, okay man,
Speaker 1: And they put you right through at least me, guys
Speaker 1: like Trump myself, plenty of compact and just pulled in
Speaker 1: and you're on the air. It was perfect. You're on
Speaker 1: the air and the biggest radio show in the world ever.
Speaker 1: It was pretty heavy stuff. So now we're both on
Speaker 1: the phone and Howard, I know he's on my side,
Speaker 1: but he has to play Kate with Jenks a little bit.
Speaker 1: You know, and Howard thoughts floating the idea of a
Speaker 1: boxing match between me and Jenks, and I say, you
Speaker 1: know what I'll do. I'll fight both of them in
Speaker 1: the ring at the same time. Put Big Black and
Speaker 1: Jenks in the ring. I'll beat the both of them up.
Speaker 1: Listen to this agent. Listen to this guy. Hey, J Benson,
Speaker 1: who are you? What are you? What's I can't what, Robin,
Speaker 1: that's a real man, I know, that's a My goodness,
Speaker 1: listen to this guy. Oh God, Robert, how it was
Speaker 1: all over me. He knows exactly what he needs to
Speaker 1: do with people in the hot seat to talk. He
Speaker 1: gets people to talk. It's a very great talent. And
Speaker 1: remember I hadn't ever been in the studio with him yet,
Speaker 1: so I didn't know how that whole circus worked. Because
Speaker 1: when you're in the studio, you see how he genuinely
Speaker 1: acts like a little boy on Christmas Day. Whenever the
Speaker 1: talk is going the way he wanted to go, he'll
Speaker 1: put the call on mute, he'll laugh, hystereaple in his hands,
Speaker 1: and he'll go back on the air. He loves it.
Speaker 1: And you know, I must have felt that this call
Speaker 1: was some kind of addition or something, because I was
Speaker 1: very different. I just I kept my cool. I spoke
Speaker 1: very matter of factly. I'm gonna punch in the fucking face.
Speaker 1: There's gonna be two sounds me hitting you. You it
Speaker 1: in the floor. Howard's dying, I'll bring a step stool.
Speaker 1: You can find me a step stool. How's that? You know? Everything?
Speaker 1: But very calm. It was like a little scary too,
Speaker 1: And I could tell Jenks was skinning Howard's like, who
Speaker 1: is this guy? My god? Robin lookt age either show
Speaker 1: more often, so I knew I was in, But boxing
Speaker 1: match never happened. I wouldn't have done anyhow, But Jenks
Speaker 1: and I became cool after that. But after that day,
Speaker 1: I was in and I could feel it. So I
Speaker 1: began to pull him whenever I wanted. It didn't matter
Speaker 1: what he was talking about. If he was talking to
Speaker 1: somebody I knew, i'd pull, if I had a story
Speaker 1: about that person, I'd pull. I'd call, like I said,
Speaker 1: John or Gary right on the air within two or
Speaker 1: three minutes. And it can be a very scary thing
Speaker 1: because you cannot let two seconds of dead air happen
Speaker 1: on that show when he's talking to you, you can't.
Speaker 1: You've got to be loud, fast, you know, even a
Speaker 1: bit of a blow hard. And honestly, when you're on
Speaker 1: the phone with him, we're just sitting there in the studio.
Speaker 1: All you want to do is make him laugh. It's
Speaker 1: like being a kid again. Make daddy laugh, make daddy proud.
Speaker 1: Artie said the same thing to me too. You can't
Speaker 1: look both ways before you cross the street. In those interviewes.
Speaker 1: You just have to go against that kind of like
Speaker 1: not thinking of what you're gonna say, not giving what
Speaker 1: you're gonna say more than one second's thought. It's like,
Speaker 1: that's not what clear minded, sensical people do. But you know,
Speaker 1: when he's talking to you, it's showtime. And I know
Speaker 1: this is narcissistic and all, but I used to love
Speaker 1: to listen after I hung up, because he'd go on
Speaker 1: sometimes for ten fifteen more minutes talking about you. And
Speaker 1: that day he did, Robin, I love this AJ. Here's
Speaker 1: a real man, right, Robin. He called in the Saycee,
Speaker 1: your bad name, Agent's gonna kick your ass. Right, that's
Speaker 1: a real man. It certainly is. So I knew because
Speaker 1: I had the balls to call in whenever or whatever
Speaker 1: he'd always put me on. And one night I was
Speaker 1: at the after hours club over on the bedside of
Speaker 1: town with my boy Doobie, who owned the house. And
Speaker 1: it's like four a m. Howard's on the air for
Speaker 1: about an hour at this point, and I called in
Speaker 1: just to say where I was, who was with me,
Speaker 1: who was what the place looked like. I go, look
Speaker 1: this pimps, this prostitutes, gangbangers. Everyone's got a gun on him.
Speaker 1: It's unbelievable. He's like, AJ, be careful. I now, it's fine.
Speaker 1: They love me. He don't worry about that. And I said,
Speaker 1: there's an old pimp here. His name is Coffee Red.
Speaker 1: I say, he's still pimping at seventy seven years old.
Speaker 1: He's wearing a suit and tie. The tie lights up,
Speaker 1: and in his glass, his cocktail glass, a tumbler. He
Speaker 1: had ice cubes that lit up. I don't know what
Speaker 1: you did. You put him in the frit when they
Speaker 1: have a mechanism. I don't know what it is. But
Speaker 1: he had a red and blue, one red, one blue
Speaker 1: ice cube in his drink. Crazy Powell was loving it.
Speaker 1: Get out of the Y're gonna get killed. You're gonna
Speaker 1: get killed. Get out of there, go home, my god,
Speaker 1: go to bed. That's how it all started. Come to
Speaker 1: think of it, my entire whole quote unquote career on
Speaker 1: Stern began with a smack and then ended with a smack.
Speaker 1: Christ put a pin in that for one second, because
Speaker 1: I want to talk about uh a crazy day when
Speaker 1: I went to this after hour stuff, not even that late.
Speaker 1: I went kind of earlyish. I was sitting home with
Speaker 1: the Lola, and I go, I needed paint thills bed. See,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go pick up some biking in from Dube
Speaker 1: they got they always have stuff there because I'll go now,
Speaker 1: I'll be back in an hour. It's gonna go pop in,
Speaker 1: pop out, you know, forty minutes. Oh god, I'll be caad.
Speaker 1: I just got Okay, So I go there. He's not there,
Speaker 1: but the two chicks who ran the place, two of
Speaker 1: his two of his hookers, Shane and uh I forget
Speaker 1: those name. Oh my god, anyhow was the real pretty one,
Speaker 1: got me, got me to stuff. And when hanging out
Speaker 1: in the kitchen, she was always a sweet, sweet girl.
Speaker 1: And there's a couple of guys there, but nothing's really happening.
Speaker 1: It's like it's like seven pm, so nothing, it's not
Speaker 1: after hours yet. But it was always there for me
Speaker 1: if I wanted to go, say hi, I was allowed
Speaker 1: to go upstairs where the office was. Nobody went up there, nobody.
Speaker 1: That was Doubie's whole operation. So that's where I met
Speaker 1: super freak Man. That was a great night anyhow, Rick James.
Speaker 1: So I go to the house right, it's just becoming dark.
Speaker 1: I just wanted to run an aland get some pills
Speaker 1: and leave. Suddenly a car pulls up and do we
Speaker 1: had this big iron door. You couldn't open it. You
Speaker 1: couldn't like, you couldn't put your fingers through. It was
Speaker 1: like a solid iron door in front of the wooden door.
Speaker 1: So there, right, these guys are right, there's three of
Speaker 1: them right in the doorway, banging on it, and sne
Speaker 1: runs out. She don't, hey, who the fuck is this?
Speaker 1: You know, they wanted to come and make some noise
Speaker 1: and rob Doobie and looked like they came. They had
Speaker 1: guns on them, and Shane gets this other guy up.
Speaker 1: I forget his name, but she's tossing out guns to
Speaker 1: people from the kitchen. There was there's a cabin of
Speaker 1: the guns in it. She gave me a pistol have this.
Speaker 1: I was just home. I was just I just I
Speaker 1: think I think rock s he was like two years old.
Speaker 1: And now I'm gonna after elice or a pistol in
Speaker 1: my hand, hiding ducking behind a count in case shit
Speaker 1: kicks off. Thank God. While she's arguing with these guys
Speaker 1: at the door, Dobie and another friend of his come
Speaker 1: up to the house. They just arrived and there was
Speaker 1: some misunderstanding between these guys a Dubie. It really got
Speaker 1: it could have been real ugly. It wasn't like no
Speaker 1: one freaked out. Was that were done. It was like
Speaker 1: somebody took out a camera. It's so different when you're
Speaker 1: on that side of town. But it all got squashed.
Speaker 1: These guys that they left and that was it. But
Speaker 1: I mean this place was I took the whitest girlfriends
Speaker 1: I ever had there. I took car and his sister
Speaker 1: one time because we have to show some fun in
Speaker 1: La and she had a ball off us. Eddie Griffin,
Speaker 1: the comic who was a regular with Dubies, was hitting
Speaker 1: on her and uh, just a lot of fun. He's
Speaker 1: a fast talking, crazy comic. I took Gale Greaves was
Speaker 1: the whitest girl I ever dated. I took her. I
Speaker 1: took butanana rider there. These guys they couldn't who you
Speaker 1: bring it? Next week? Took Michelle Brando there, very blonde
Speaker 1: with a white god, a white range Rover and a
Speaker 1: blonde It just it was too white for the room.
Speaker 1: But uh, you know, they they loved those, They loved it.
Speaker 1: They were like, bring a man, let's have some fun.
Speaker 1: You know. He was really good to me, just just
Speaker 1: a character and also a killer. I told you before,
Speaker 1: I think he I think I did. He beat two
Speaker 1: murder wraps, and he himself told me, of course he
Speaker 1: did them. Both. Told me where he hit the bodies. Well,
Speaker 1: the first body, the first body was hit not too
Speaker 1: far from where I lived, in a park. He was
Speaker 1: the first guy that said to me to court on
Speaker 1: the murder rep he beat it. Second guy, I said,
Speaker 1: what did you have? That guy goes. I didn't leave
Speaker 1: him anywhere. I learned my lesson. Nobody's going to find
Speaker 1: that boy. Nobody gonna find that boy ever, all Right,
Speaker 1: I don't want to know any more than that. Speaking
Speaker 1: of Michelle, let me get a supper water. Now it's
Speaker 1: going dry. I made this pasta tonight with a lot
Speaker 1: of muzidel in it. You just make a nice quick
Speaker 1: mada dada sauce, chili flake's garlic and madandada sauce, really
Speaker 1: simple summertime sauce. Light. But then I let me throw
Speaker 1: you some muzadell and they keep it on low for
Speaker 1: like twenty minutes. Like the cheese all get melty and stringy,
Speaker 1: bad idea, so stringy. I couldn't even move it from
Speaker 1: the pot into a bowl. It was like three foot
Speaker 1: longs of cheese strings. But I've little bawl later. That's
Speaker 1: why my mouth was tried from all the garlic. I think.
Speaker 1: So dating Brando, right, and you know I would tell her, Michelle,
Speaker 1: you got to know about your father, You got to know,
Speaker 1: you know. She just it was like a blank look
Speaker 1: on her face, because her whole thing was she was
Speaker 1: she would spend the summers with him and uh in
Speaker 1: tittioa whose island in Tahiti that he bought. And I said,
Speaker 1: you got to talk to him more, you got to
Speaker 1: call him, go see him. He's so important that all
Speaker 1: the men that came out here to be an actor,
Speaker 1: all of the men that came out to La we
Speaker 1: did it because we wanted to be like your father.
Speaker 1: Really he blew us away. But she just remembered the
Speaker 1: guy that was high with some friends taking drugs and
Speaker 1: she was a kid. So that's the kind of shit
Speaker 1: she remembers, including I heard this. I'd read this too,
Speaker 1: that she didn't tell me this, but I read this
Speaker 1: that he would have some guests shit in mason jars, yes,
Speaker 1: and he would seal them, vacuum seal him, labeled them
Speaker 1: and put them on a shelf and like a storage
Speaker 1: on his property though a little, not little, but like
Speaker 1: a like a garage. What the hell is that about?
Speaker 1: Very weird. That's who she remembered. But then I started
Speaker 1: to go, no, now, I gotta show you. You got
Speaker 1: to watch God Godfather. She was conceived while they were
Speaker 1: shooting that movie. Marlon began on an affair with her
Speaker 1: mother at the point at that point, and Michelle was
Speaker 1: conceived during God It's too much, but she never really
Speaker 1: saw it. I'm like, get the fuck at you. I
Speaker 1: made a watch street carton, desire on the waterfront, everything
Speaker 1: I could think of. Though her father was great, and
Speaker 1: then she began to slowly come around. You know, gotta
Speaker 1: go see him. He's not gonna live forever, he's not
Speaker 1: gonna be forever. He's getting old. You gotta go see him.
Speaker 1: And at one point even even she had she had
Speaker 1: she got him on the phone and got me to
Speaker 1: say all to him because I just wanted to I
Speaker 1: couldn't have a conversation. But he was, you know, nice
Speaker 1: to me. He was a littlely a minute, his service
Speaker 1: the brando. But is Malin smiling? But is Malin? All right?
Speaker 1: Well I feel funny calling you Malin, call me Malin.
Speaker 1: But he got to my daughter. Yes, that's good, that's good.
Speaker 1: Fucking crazy. So her and I we had. I mean,
Speaker 1: I was at the I was my worst when I
Speaker 1: was with her. It was the peak of my insanity.
Speaker 1: Poor thing. She got treated badly at the end. I didn't.
Speaker 1: I just lost. I just bad. But one day did
Speaker 1: Channel FX was showing the Godfather Trilogy all day long,
Speaker 1: right twenty four hours or maybe the whole weekend. It
Speaker 1: was a big special thing. So it was on in
Speaker 1: my living room. I had a TV. My bedroom was
Speaker 1: on that TV as well. She's over the house, you know,
Speaker 1: there's her father. She went up by the TV. She
Speaker 1: hat being roasted chicken wear, he chicken dinner. And then
Speaker 1: we started messing around the couch and then let's getting
Speaker 1: we're getting into it, so let's go to the bedroom.
Speaker 1: Go to the bedroom. You know, we're getting down. And
Speaker 1: there was a scene the scene where Brando Vido Coleone
Speaker 1: has shown his son Sonny, who got shot to bits
Speaker 1: and pieces in at the toll booth, and he just
Speaker 1: those tears come up in his eyes and he goes,
Speaker 1: look how they math look at my boy? Look how
Speaker 1: they math look at my boy? And Michelle just she
Speaker 1: stopped what she was doing, picked her head up, looked
Speaker 1: at me and said, this is too weird. I cannot
Speaker 1: hear my father's voice when I can't. Please change a channel.
Speaker 1: All right, but it's a really good actor, stop it.
Speaker 1: She was well, she wasn't. She wasn't. She was a
Speaker 1: good girl. But I made her like into like a
Speaker 1: little bit of a renegade. I made her a brand though,
Speaker 1: because I couldn't believe her. If you don't take pain pills,
Speaker 1: no what my mother has a whole bunch. Why she
Speaker 1: broke a leg? Does she use them? No? Can I
Speaker 1: have them? Yeah? I'll bring them here? Oh Christ. Then
Speaker 1: we start to really, you know, fall in love. And
Speaker 1: I just come back from Cuba, and I said, I
Speaker 1: kind of get this rum that they only saw it
Speaker 1: in Europe and Mexico, not in America. It's called Havana Club,
Speaker 1: they say Clube, Havana Clube. It's you'll see. It's easy
Speaker 1: to find. It's not expensive at all, but it's delicious.
Speaker 1: It monds you to Cuba. She goes, I'll dry to
Speaker 1: Mexico and get that few. I said, wait, wait, wait, wait,
Speaker 1: if you're gonna do that, let me give you a
Speaker 1: list of pills to look for at these wonderful pharmacies
Speaker 1: they have over there. All right, So I'm writing down
Speaker 1: what I want. It's going to order. She drived to Mexico,
Speaker 1: picks up everything I wanted to pick up. Then she's
Speaker 1: coming back and she hits to line the customer's line
Speaker 1: and she panicked, are you carrying anything that she just
Speaker 1: she panicked? She told the yes, I have rum, and
Speaker 1: I have a prescription medication for They took it away
Speaker 1: from her, let her go. She was crying. I said,
Speaker 1: you did what I'm sorry. I had panicked, all right,
Speaker 1: Christ just a drive to Mexico, come back and empty handed,
Speaker 1: but she just was so flustered about that. I aren't you.
Speaker 1: You're a brando. You got bad, bloody you. I never
Speaker 1: did this stuff. Then she began to like it, and
Speaker 1: that was no good. I never did ecstasy. That's not
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't. That scares me. I don't know
Speaker 1: why it does. It just does. And she did it
Speaker 1: once while she was at my house. I said I
Speaker 1: don't want it. I don't. I think Neil took one too.
Speaker 1: I said I don't want it. I don't want And
Speaker 1: at one point she couldn't see and her eyes were
Speaker 1: wide open, and she's telling us in a very calm voice,
Speaker 1: I can't see right now. It's very cloudy. You're awake,
Speaker 1: I know I can't see. That shared the shit out
Speaker 1: of me. But yeah, that's when I knew treated differently.
Speaker 1: She's a girl, she's not a man. But when I
Speaker 1: first met her, when I worked at E she had
Speaker 1: a job there as a producer on one of the
Speaker 1: shows that that all the beach shows, I think wild
Speaker 1: On with Brooke Burke. She was a producer there. Very
Speaker 1: Michelle's a great she makes a lot of money as
Speaker 1: a producer. So Rosalie and Jack came to visit me
Speaker 1: with Joey and Jackie. They're up in the newsroom or
Speaker 1: walking around the halls, and I'd see Michelle sometimes pass
Speaker 1: and I asked her, who is that girl? That's Michelle
Speaker 1: Brenda as in Molly, Yeah, that's his daughter. Holy shit,
Speaker 1: she's gorgeous. I know, anybody dating her? No, She's saying,
Speaker 1: oh my god. So when Rosie and jack were there
Speaker 1: walking through the offices, I see her and I go,
Speaker 1: wait a minute, it's not And she looked, you know
Speaker 1: what I was. I was on the network. I go,
Speaker 1: it's not. This is my mother, my brother and sister,
Speaker 1: my sister and brother in law, my nephews, jack this
Speaker 1: is my next girlfriend. This is Michelle Brando. Really, Michelle
Speaker 1: brand are give Mama's daughter. Yes, And she's like, I'm
Speaker 1: your next girlfriend? Said yeah you are. You don't even
Speaker 1: know yet, but you are. Well, we're gonna go out
Speaker 1: in about a month, okay, just you have fun. Sure enough,
Speaker 1: went out and see her not a month, probably a
Speaker 1: week and a half later. Lived at Maria and Marina
Speaker 1: del Rey with about five cats, and she always wore black,
Speaker 1: so there was always cat hair on her pants. But
Speaker 1: she didn't care. She loved her kitty cats. In fact,
Speaker 1: Rosalie had a kitten one of her cat's gave birth
Speaker 1: and we gave it to Michelle. I'm sure it's dead
Speaker 1: by now, but she loved that kitty cat. She's a
Speaker 1: good kid raised by a crazy father, and now she's
Speaker 1: married with a child, still producing. But yeah, that's some crazy,
Speaker 1: crazy times. But this Howard Stern story, I think it's
Speaker 1: gonna end in a way where he just politely walks
Speaker 1: away from it and maybe say, yeah, want to do
Speaker 1: other things. There is something I have my eye on.
Speaker 1: He could easily do with Charlie Rose type show, Larry
Speaker 1: Kingan type show. He's a great interviewer. It maybe once
Speaker 1: just hang it up. He's got all the money in
Speaker 1: the world, but he won't. He has too much of
Speaker 1: an ego. So I'm not gonna listen to serious excab
Speaker 1: if he stays. But he's not because they're not going
Speaker 1: to offer the money. So I think it's gonna split.
Speaker 1: I hope I'm wrong about Robin's cancer. Yeah, those are
Speaker 1: some heady days, a lot of fun. You look back
Speaker 1: and go, he's seventy one now, my god, Like I'm
Speaker 1: sixty three, right, and from here to the end of
Speaker 1: my life. I look at like like a prison sentence,
Speaker 1: you know what I mean? Like I got maybe I
Speaker 1: got ten twelve more years the way I ran my body.
Speaker 1: Maybe less. I don't know. Let's say ten seventy three,
Speaker 1: all right, I could do ten more years. I could do.
Speaker 1: That's standing up. It's like when I buy things. Now
Speaker 1: it dawns on me, this might be the last pair
Speaker 1: of sneakers. I have a blay. You don't think that
Speaker 1: when you're thirty five or forty five, but her sixties,
Speaker 1: I go, you know what, this sneaker is gonna outlive me.
Speaker 1: This might be the last car I own. You know,
Speaker 1: I'm not listening. I miss Tutsy terriblely. I're gonnaee her
Speaker 1: next week. I'm not gonna take her away from from Andrew.
Speaker 1: She's so happy there, and she's treated like a queen
Speaker 1: with her mommy. And Michelle's a doting mother. I'm Michelle,
Speaker 1: and Andrew's a doting mother home. She works from home,
Speaker 1: she cooks the breakfast, cooks the dinner. I can't take
Speaker 1: her away from that. So I began to think, when
Speaker 1: would it be okay for me to get another sheetsu puppy.
Speaker 1: I know it's a very weird thing because I feel
Speaker 1: like I'm cheating on TUTSI. But yet I still want
Speaker 1: a little dog with me. You get my point. And
Speaker 1: then I started to think, holy shit, this dog is
Speaker 1: probably gonna outlive me if I get a puppy now,
Speaker 1: Oh no, I mean she'll be taken care of, of course.
Speaker 1: But those things pop up your head. It's great to
Speaker 1: get all. Isn't a gang? Some of your little kids
Speaker 1: out there? You have no idea forties, late thirties, you
Speaker 1: got plenty at fucking time. My life didn't begin till
Speaker 1: I was thirty one. Enjoy it now, because boy, it
Speaker 1: goes even fast. I once you at the big four
Speaker 1: or five. In me, forty five began to actually fifty
Speaker 1: was like the big eyes, like a little off. What
Speaker 1: happened there? My left? I look what's going after fifty? Things?
Speaker 1: Thought that your you're what's that thing on the car?
Speaker 1: I mean you check check your engine? Trouble that the
Speaker 1: red light comes off? Yeah, well you're in your sixties
Speaker 1: and seventy ye, red light's always on your head. Check
Speaker 1: engine light, check engine, So check your engines. Gang, But
Speaker 1: definitely have as much fun as you possibly can, And
Speaker 1: now that the pendulum has swung hour away, there's no
Speaker 1: stopping us. No stopping us. I'll talk to you tomorrow, Gang,