WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.120 --> 00:00:06.839 From morecause connect and aj Benze fame. Uh, he'd liked 2 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:09.119 to be walked on a leash and play really dirty 3 00:00:09.279 --> 00:00:12.519 kinky sex games. Is uh the guy put the cock 4 00:00:12.800 --> 00:00:17.399 in the peacock network. Okay, bitch, Hey, everybody aj Ben's 5 00:00:17.399 --> 00:00:19.320 are here with fame, is it? Bitch? This is your 6 00:00:19.399 --> 00:00:23.120 daily Unfiltered podcast for August seven, twenty twenty five. Oh 7 00:00:23.199 --> 00:00:26.239 eight oh seven two oh two five. I'm rushing because 8 00:00:26.239 --> 00:00:29.199 I can't wait to go tomorrow. Oh eight eight two 9 00:00:29.280 --> 00:00:32.399 oh two five. Oh oh wait, oh wait. Is a 10 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:35.920 very rarely seen number. In fact, I venture to guess 11 00:00:35.920 --> 00:00:39.000 it's only seen once a year. What a ridiculous thing. 12 00:00:39.000 --> 00:00:40.520 I just said, you don't see that date too off? 13 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:42.039 And of course you don't ask me you see you once. 14 00:00:43.200 --> 00:00:46.200 I'm frustrated you don't. I there was problems on the 15 00:00:46.280 --> 00:00:49.119 riverside platform where I taped the show. For some reason, 16 00:00:49.119 --> 00:00:51.479 things were getting Kuka Mamy great word, by the way, 17 00:00:51.560 --> 00:00:53.759 no one says Kuka Mamy anymore. I love Kuka Mamy. 18 00:00:54.560 --> 00:00:58.399 Cuka Mamy and conniption fit. Don't have a conniption That 19 00:00:58.479 --> 00:01:01.479 was a big thing in the seventies, so it kept 20 00:01:01.520 --> 00:01:03.799 cutting me off. I'd go ten minutes. In nine minutes 21 00:01:03.840 --> 00:01:08.719 in get dumped off. Finally I get Mike involved, let 22 00:01:08.719 --> 00:01:11.359 the computer, restaurant hour, turn everything off, turn it back on, 23 00:01:11.799 --> 00:01:15.840 start recording. It's going great. Twelve minutes in some kind 24 00:01:15.879 --> 00:01:19.000 of power search at the house. TV goes out, laptop 25 00:01:19.040 --> 00:01:22.040 goes down, the AC kicks out. I have to toss 26 00:01:22.079 --> 00:01:24.560 that one away too, So this is the fourth attempt. 27 00:01:25.159 --> 00:01:27.159 But it's like when you're in a movie. Sometimes when 28 00:01:27.159 --> 00:01:29.040 you make a movie and as a you say a 29 00:01:29.159 --> 00:01:32.400 joke in the scene, right, everybody laughs, or they try 30 00:01:32.439 --> 00:01:34.120 not to because it's you know, they don't want to 31 00:01:34.159 --> 00:01:36.879 be heard. But you know, when a joke lands, people laugh. 32 00:01:36.959 --> 00:01:40.120 But if you do nine to ten twelve takes that scene, 33 00:01:40.200 --> 00:01:42.480 that joke is not gonna gonna laugh. After the second take, 34 00:01:42.959 --> 00:01:46.000 it's just gonna be so no one's gonna like this. 35 00:01:46.000 --> 00:01:49.319 It's not a funny joke. It was hysterical, you know, 36 00:01:49.599 --> 00:01:52.959 twenty minutes ago. But now it's over. I'm gonna try 37 00:01:53.000 --> 00:01:56.799 to keep up the enthusiasm on my head and heart 38 00:01:56.879 --> 00:02:00.040 as I go the next forty minutes or so. On 39 00:02:00.239 --> 00:02:02.840 minute forty four seconds and there's that number again. The 40 00:02:02.879 --> 00:02:07.120 other day, my ex girlfriend Christine texted me because she 41 00:02:07.200 --> 00:02:08.919 was very close with me when I was with Chico. 42 00:02:08.960 --> 00:02:10.639 We lived together in the house on Long Island, so 43 00:02:10.719 --> 00:02:13.199 she was with Chico would be all the time, so 44 00:02:13.439 --> 00:02:16.840 he was very fond of her. Two and she said 45 00:02:16.960 --> 00:02:18.520 she heard the show the other day where I talked 46 00:02:18.520 --> 00:02:21.879 about him and him singing the Queen music, you know, 47 00:02:22.080 --> 00:02:25.719 we other champions and blaming raps. Dare I mean? She goes, 48 00:02:25.759 --> 00:02:30.599 I just went on my morning walk and something. There 49 00:02:30.599 --> 00:02:34.639 was an earthquake. She's in Jersey. Then a little tremor somewhere, 50 00:02:35.080 --> 00:02:36.800 which is weird because that was the Chicico story a 51 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:39.879 few days ago. Does he create hurricanes? This kiny? I 52 00:02:39.879 --> 00:02:44.199 mean earthquakes. It's really weird. So she goes, when that happened, 53 00:02:44.280 --> 00:02:47.360 I looked at my phone and the time was twelve twelve, 54 00:02:48.159 --> 00:02:50.879 not eleven eleven, but twelve twelve. Okay, some people dig 55 00:02:50.879 --> 00:02:53.680 on that number, like eleven eleven. Then she goes. While 56 00:02:53.719 --> 00:02:57.319 I was walking, I stopped to see how everything was 57 00:02:57.360 --> 00:02:59.680 doing and the address on the house. She even sent 58 00:02:59.719 --> 00:03:03.319 me a pick forty four. I'm telling you there's something 59 00:03:03.319 --> 00:03:07.840 going on up there. Thank God. I might go see 60 00:03:08.479 --> 00:03:11.599 police Academy two tomorrow with Roxy and Rock Go. I'm 61 00:03:11.599 --> 00:03:13.560 gonna laugh at that movie. I used to love the 62 00:03:13.560 --> 00:03:17.919 first I love the first one. I loved the what's 63 00:03:17.960 --> 00:03:21.719 that show called Police? Sorry? Where they the movie was 64 00:03:21.759 --> 00:03:25.520 based on that show? I believe what just very like 65 00:03:25.879 --> 00:03:28.400 what's the word I'm looking for? Tongue in chic they 66 00:03:28.439 --> 00:03:30.599 would do things like when the when the show ended, 67 00:03:31.360 --> 00:03:33.280 it'd be like two guys in the middle of a 68 00:03:33.360 --> 00:03:36.120 laugh and the show start, the credits start to roll, 69 00:03:36.159 --> 00:03:40.560 but they're still the film isn't frozen. They're just keeping 70 00:03:40.599 --> 00:03:44.520 their faces frozen. Stupid shit like that. But the comedy 71 00:03:44.560 --> 00:03:47.159 on the type of comedy, and Police Academy too is 72 00:03:47.240 --> 00:03:49.240 raunchy again, a little bit here and there. That's good. 73 00:03:49.560 --> 00:03:52.400 The Pendulums coming back, which we always knew it would, 74 00:03:52.400 --> 00:03:56.400 but it took a long time. We could say retard again. Right. 75 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.520 You don't have to look left, right left before you 76 00:03:58.520 --> 00:04:03.719 start a conversation with a friend. Just walk. I never changed, 77 00:04:03.800 --> 00:04:07.080 but some of you you're gonna like the freedom that 78 00:04:07.159 --> 00:04:10.800 it gives us again. And it's all because of Sydney's 79 00:04:10.800 --> 00:04:13.680 reading us jeans. You're flying on the shelves. I really 80 00:04:13.759 --> 00:04:15.599 do want to do a whole show in Trump's voice, 81 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:21.439 the whole show, and now it'scept to Sydney's leaning. But 82 00:04:21.519 --> 00:04:26.240 I will say this, I you know, Pam Anderson one 83 00:04:26.240 --> 00:04:28.360 of my great pin ups of all time, maybe the 84 00:04:28.399 --> 00:04:31.319 best ever in my book Raquel Welch. But she was 85 00:04:31.319 --> 00:04:34.279 more an actress in a pin up. Either way, she's fantastic. 86 00:04:34.839 --> 00:04:36.800 Can't take the bangs and then they'll makeup. I've said 87 00:04:36.839 --> 00:04:38.959 it fifteen times. I'll say it one more time. Put 88 00:04:39.079 --> 00:04:41.720 some pop of color on your face. Now that you've 89 00:04:41.720 --> 00:04:43.959 got a manny in life. Not that he would have 90 00:04:44.000 --> 00:04:45.759 a tele towab make he's too much of a gentleman, 91 00:04:46.079 --> 00:04:48.759 but you know what, there's something for him like that. 92 00:04:48.959 --> 00:04:51.360 But maybe she does. I don't know, but I know 93 00:04:51.480 --> 00:04:55.480 she's smitten. Obviously she baked him salad dough bread one 94 00:04:55.480 --> 00:04:57.959 morning before she came to the set at five am. 95 00:04:58.000 --> 00:04:59.800 She brought up a salad dough bread and something else. 96 00:05:00.680 --> 00:05:03.399 He was saying, it was just the best berett I 97 00:05:03.399 --> 00:05:06.920 ever had. It's the best beat of a had. Speaking 98 00:05:06.959 --> 00:05:08.680 of which, I watched the Jason State at the movie 99 00:05:08.680 --> 00:05:13.680 together night called It's the Mechanic. Wait, that's an old one. 100 00:05:13.800 --> 00:05:15.879 There's a new one of his Oh yeah, I know, 101 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:19.480 because I always say he has to say the movie 102 00:05:19.560 --> 00:05:23.800 title in every movie he does. I'm just the beekeeper, right, 103 00:05:23.959 --> 00:05:28.519 that's his job. I'm just a working man, right. I 104 00:05:28.600 --> 00:05:34.040 know every movie he's got to put his It must 105 00:05:34.120 --> 00:05:37.399 be a thing. I've got to say my movie in 106 00:05:37.560 --> 00:05:42.160 one line. So I'm gonna like, I'm gonna watch the movie, 107 00:05:42.240 --> 00:05:44.160 I think, or at least have dinner with the kids something. 108 00:05:44.199 --> 00:05:47.600 We'll do something. But getting back to Pamela, so top 109 00:05:47.639 --> 00:05:49.240 of a game, I want to play by mansion. I've 110 00:05:49.240 --> 00:05:51.959 told you this story many times, I believe, but I 111 00:05:52.240 --> 00:05:54.319 wanted to talk to her. She was not alone, but 112 00:05:54.360 --> 00:05:58.000 not with with somebody at the mansion on like lingerie party, 113 00:05:58.079 --> 00:06:01.240 so forget how she looked. And she's just very you know, 114 00:06:01.399 --> 00:06:03.959 laughing with people. I said to my friend Sam, who 115 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:06.319 used to was a penthouse pet and she knows Chandler, 116 00:06:06.319 --> 00:06:08.439 I said, I love to talk to her. She was, 117 00:06:08.519 --> 00:06:11.199 go talk to her, She's so great, I said, I panic. 118 00:06:11.519 --> 00:06:14.279 I'd never panicked in front of a girl. That would 119 00:06:14.319 --> 00:06:16.319 panic me. She just go do it. She knows who 120 00:06:16.360 --> 00:06:19.399 you are, do you think. Yeah? I go over Toil. 121 00:06:19.439 --> 00:06:22.360 We start talking. But I said, look, I want to 122 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:24.240 call you one time. Maybe we'll get get some dinner 123 00:06:24.279 --> 00:06:25.399 or something. What do you say you want to do that? 124 00:06:25.519 --> 00:06:29.160 You know, very like playing no big hoopla, let's go out, 125 00:06:29.240 --> 00:06:32.160 let's get something. I'll buy your dinner, all right, give 126 00:06:32.160 --> 00:06:34.439 me a number. She's okay, and she writes it on paper. 127 00:06:34.519 --> 00:06:36.199 I had that piece of paper forever. It was on 128 00:06:36.279 --> 00:06:39.000 Playboy Station thirty two, which was so cool. I remember 129 00:06:39.000 --> 00:06:41.319 the first three did just was six two six? She 130 00:06:41.439 --> 00:06:44.000 was three one oho two six two? Was it six two? 131 00:06:45.519 --> 00:06:48.000 I'm losing a gangs thirty years ago, well not thirty 132 00:06:48.040 --> 00:06:50.800 but twenty something, so yeah, I said, is this your 133 00:06:50.800 --> 00:06:53.360 manager's number or your or you know, your your agent? 134 00:06:53.439 --> 00:06:55.680 I don't want that. No, it's fine. Why would I 135 00:06:55.720 --> 00:06:58.439 do that? All right? No, conra okay? And of course 136 00:06:58.519 --> 00:06:59.680 I didn't call it for like a week. I was 137 00:06:59.720 --> 00:07:03.519 passed extricken, and I did call the next weekend, and 138 00:07:04.920 --> 00:07:09.240 I called, and she picked up. I love, and I 139 00:07:09.279 --> 00:07:14.519 couldn't pull a trigger, and I hung up. She stars 140 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:18.959 sixty nine set back then, and I pick up hello, 141 00:07:19.759 --> 00:07:22.240 and in the background I hear my voice on her 142 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:26.000 TV doing mysteries and scandals, and I hung up, and 143 00:07:26.120 --> 00:07:29.839 I never rest her out. But about a month later 144 00:07:29.879 --> 00:07:32.639 she cast being her TV show VIP, which was totally cool. 145 00:07:32.680 --> 00:07:37.279 I didn't expect that. So talking about when she comes home, 146 00:07:37.920 --> 00:07:40.879 comes on set in the morning, I thought, on godly hour, 147 00:07:40.920 --> 00:07:43.759 I'm in a chair already getting makeup. She comes in 148 00:07:43.839 --> 00:07:46.160 looking like a million dollars, even though it was so early, 149 00:07:46.480 --> 00:07:48.240 plops down in the chair. We could both see each 150 00:07:48.279 --> 00:07:50.040 other in the mirror. I was like, Hey, thank you 151 00:07:50.079 --> 00:07:51.480 so much. It's such an Oh. I'm so glad you 152 00:07:51.480 --> 00:07:53.879 can do this. Great, we got have so much fun. Yeah, 153 00:07:53.959 --> 00:07:55.680 thank you, I really appreciate this. I love to work 154 00:07:55.720 --> 00:07:58.199 with you. Go okay, you know, very sweet sweet Street. 155 00:07:59.360 --> 00:08:01.279 The guy doing makeup, of course, it's a big old 156 00:08:01.360 --> 00:08:04.680 queen and he's like, when you do TV or movies, 157 00:08:04.680 --> 00:08:06.600 you gotta do that. You need. You can't have any 158 00:08:06.600 --> 00:08:08.639 shine on top of your head because the overhead lights, 159 00:08:08.879 --> 00:08:11.000 so they always put some coloring in there if you 160 00:08:11.040 --> 00:08:12.959 have a if you have thin hair, which I have, 161 00:08:13.680 --> 00:08:17.319 and usually it's stuff called topic t o pp I K. 162 00:08:18.079 --> 00:08:20.879 It's like a little brown or little jar. You shake 163 00:08:20.920 --> 00:08:23.439 it like a pepper shaker on your head. It sucks 164 00:08:23.439 --> 00:08:25.040 when you do it. I didn't I never did it 165 00:08:25.040 --> 00:08:26.680 when I was going out. I'd done it for TV, 166 00:08:26.879 --> 00:08:29.720 but I can't do that. Shit gets on your pillow 167 00:08:29.720 --> 00:08:34.639 at night. It's disgusting. So the guy throwing my hair, 168 00:08:35.679 --> 00:08:37.840 he goes, what can we do up top? What I mean? 169 00:08:38.480 --> 00:08:39.840 I just want to get to shine away? Do you 170 00:08:39.879 --> 00:08:41.399 mind if I put some powder? Said, oh, go ahead, 171 00:08:41.840 --> 00:08:44.039 I've gotten it before. Well, this guy didn't have a 172 00:08:44.039 --> 00:08:46.639 little can of topics, which you can kind of discreetly do. 173 00:08:46.720 --> 00:08:48.519 You could put your hand in front of it while 174 00:08:48.519 --> 00:08:52.360 you shake it so people can't see. Pans right next 175 00:08:52.360 --> 00:08:55.120 to me and it, you know. And this guy doesn't 176 00:08:55.159 --> 00:08:59.679 have a little can. He's got it all nineteen thirties perfume, dispense. 177 00:08:59.919 --> 00:09:02.559 The old ladies who are are used, you know, a crystal, 178 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:07.320 a crystal bottle with topics in it, and then a cap, 179 00:09:07.360 --> 00:09:10.600 but a long hose, you know, and a little squeeze, 180 00:09:10.600 --> 00:09:14.639 a little squeeze bawl. So but it's such a grand 181 00:09:14.919 --> 00:09:17.279 thing to do, Like step back, I'm gonna spray this 182 00:09:17.360 --> 00:09:20.279 man's head, This balding man's head will now be okay 183 00:09:20.279 --> 00:09:23.200 for television. She's right next to me, she's seeing this. 184 00:09:23.600 --> 00:09:25.879 I'd rather be was I'd rather he would have fondled 185 00:09:25.919 --> 00:09:30.159 me than that it destroyed me. That's how we are 186 00:09:30.200 --> 00:09:32.320 with other securities. Don't touch the top of my head, 187 00:09:32.600 --> 00:09:35.840 don't touch my stomach. I can only work on one 188 00:09:35.840 --> 00:09:38.799 of those things. Although I haven't eaten much at all. 189 00:09:38.840 --> 00:09:41.960 I ate one thing today, piece of toasts. I didn't 190 00:09:41.960 --> 00:09:47.399 get much sleep. Don't know why. Ran out of out 191 00:09:47.440 --> 00:09:49.559 of old pms or a ton old PM whichever ones 192 00:09:49.600 --> 00:09:52.639 I take. I switched back and forth. I didn't take 193 00:09:52.960 --> 00:09:55.440 until too late, and I was reading the phone looking 194 00:09:55.480 --> 00:09:58.200 at something. I blew it. I missed my window. That 195 00:09:58.279 --> 00:10:02.600 happened to he. I know it sucks, but I'll regroup 196 00:10:02.799 --> 00:10:07.759 and get much better today. So yeah, I mean, just 197 00:10:07.879 --> 00:10:09.879 for her to be there and see this happened to me. 198 00:10:10.679 --> 00:10:12.720 But now she's lamb. I think they're gonna be together 199 00:10:12.759 --> 00:10:14.600 a while. It looks like it's a really fun thing. 200 00:10:14.639 --> 00:10:16.279 I know we talked about it the other day, but 201 00:10:17.399 --> 00:10:20.440 I'm happy for and happy before and now you know 202 00:10:20.559 --> 00:10:23.320 now that she's gonna do this, bangs and they'll makeup shit. 203 00:10:23.759 --> 00:10:27.120 It's up the chicks like Sidney Sweeney. Sidney Sweeney to 204 00:10:27.279 --> 00:10:32.840 carry the torch that Pam Anderson passed down to her. 205 00:10:33.559 --> 00:10:37.320 It felt that way, especially with her movie out and 206 00:10:37.440 --> 00:10:41.440 Sydney's jeans had out. It's all like kismet. It seems right. 207 00:10:41.960 --> 00:10:46.399 Everybody's happy for everybody, except people who think that Sydney 208 00:10:46.440 --> 00:10:50.600 Sweeney is a Nazi because she has blonde hair, blue eyes. Ridiculous. 209 00:10:51.440 --> 00:10:53.039 A lot of guys have had the Sydney sweet on 210 00:10:53.080 --> 00:10:55.360 the radio radar the last three years because of that 211 00:10:55.639 --> 00:10:59.720 HBO show Euphoria where she's naked plenty of times having sex. 212 00:11:00.080 --> 00:11:01.919 Of course, she's got a black boyfriend. You can't have. 213 00:11:02.279 --> 00:11:04.559 You have to do that, you have to do it. 214 00:11:04.559 --> 00:11:08.399 It's Hollywood. It's unbelievable. Not does anything wrong with black 215 00:11:08.440 --> 00:11:11.240 of mice together I've done a million times. But what 216 00:11:11.360 --> 00:11:14.159 a big role to put her in. Well, that show 217 00:11:14.200 --> 00:11:16.799 is all about making big splashes and getting right in 218 00:11:16.840 --> 00:11:20.360 your face. But yeah, I feel like we saw the 219 00:11:20.360 --> 00:11:22.879 torch git passed on in real time. I like it, 220 00:11:23.919 --> 00:11:26.399 even if you actually seeing the jeans at I see 221 00:11:26.440 --> 00:11:29.159 like clips of it on Instagram, and shit, they got 222 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:33.039 dogs doing it now. Lizzo did a fake one and 223 00:11:33.120 --> 00:11:35.600 she's back to being like no, no, no, I still 224 00:11:35.639 --> 00:11:38.159 got my belly. I still got thick thighs. I'm still 225 00:11:38.159 --> 00:11:40.080 this way that way, but that's how I choose to be. 226 00:11:40.320 --> 00:11:43.600 Body positivity is about being thinner. It's about how you 227 00:11:43.639 --> 00:11:47.039 feel your body. Oh honey, you look better, but stop 228 00:11:47.039 --> 00:11:49.799 acting like you did it. You didn't do it. You 229 00:11:49.919 --> 00:11:52.320 got a lot more work to go if you want to. 230 00:11:53.879 --> 00:11:58.679 But it's all perfect. The jeans that great company name 231 00:11:58.759 --> 00:12:04.039 American Eagle, Sidney Sweetey's body. Then we find out this 232 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:08.080 registered Republican Ough Trump's Head's gonna explode. But it got 233 00:12:08.120 --> 00:12:11.240 me thinking about the big story of the day, the 234 00:12:11.360 --> 00:12:13.879 last two days, and this is all about Howard's den 235 00:12:14.639 --> 00:12:19.639 and his contract at Serious XM gonna come do soon. 236 00:12:20.240 --> 00:12:22.840 And the word is they're not going to offer from 237 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:27.080 that contract again because frankly, I'll gets cut right to 238 00:12:27.159 --> 00:12:29.919 the chase. Frankly, he doesn't. His show doesn't bring in 239 00:12:30.480 --> 00:12:32.919 enough money to support his one hundred million dollar a 240 00:12:33.000 --> 00:12:36.120 year salary. Less and less people are listening to Serious, 241 00:12:36.360 --> 00:12:39.159 More and more people listening to podcasts. They're more entertaining. 242 00:12:39.440 --> 00:12:42.120 They weren't. Howard's old shows were the best thing we 243 00:12:42.200 --> 00:12:46.759 ever heard. Now it's no one cares Ryan Limo Driver 244 00:12:47.080 --> 00:12:49.960 sal They're like, it's it's you're widling it down to 245 00:12:49.960 --> 00:12:55.159 too many small pieces. No one cares. It's all manufactured anger. 246 00:12:55.200 --> 00:12:57.720 Now half the time I hear a clip, I know 247 00:12:57.799 --> 00:13:02.679 exactly what's going on in that room. So it's either that, 248 00:13:02.960 --> 00:13:06.080 which I think is a major reason that hey, hey 249 00:13:06.080 --> 00:13:09.240 he's got one hundred million five more years now they 250 00:13:09.279 --> 00:13:13.600 know he's alienated his base. Howard's based was the working man. 251 00:13:13.759 --> 00:13:16.879 Howard's based for guys like me, because Howard had this thing, 252 00:13:17.519 --> 00:13:18.799 you know, he wants to stick it to the man. 253 00:13:18.879 --> 00:13:21.879 He wanted to be like, you know, let's take let's 254 00:13:21.919 --> 00:13:24.759 take the man down as if he was having trouble. 255 00:13:24.879 --> 00:13:27.679 But he grew up not wealthy, he didn't like his looks, 256 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:31.240 he had his problems growing up, therapy for years, you know. 257 00:13:32.320 --> 00:13:34.279 So you know, I don't I don't have to tell 258 00:13:34.279 --> 00:13:35.840 you how great it was to be on that show. 259 00:13:35.840 --> 00:13:39.360 But it's either that and he's going to go call 260 00:13:39.480 --> 00:13:42.440 a day, or I think it's part of it. It 261 00:13:42.480 --> 00:13:44.840 could be all of it. Is that Robin Clivers I 262 00:13:44.879 --> 00:13:48.000 had heard, had gotten their cancer back from a reliable source, 263 00:13:48.080 --> 00:13:52.440 pretty reliable source. And if that happens, uh, you know 264 00:13:53.679 --> 00:13:55.960 how Howard will work anymore? He will not do. He'll 265 00:13:56.000 --> 00:13:59.240 never do the Howards durn Show without Robin Clivers. He 266 00:13:59.320 --> 00:14:03.720 told me that I'm more than one occasion. Robin has 267 00:14:03.759 --> 00:14:06.840 to be involved or else he loses that dynamic, which 268 00:14:06.919 --> 00:14:09.120 we don't really think there's much there, you know. You know, 269 00:14:09.240 --> 00:14:11.120 Robin's was a few things now and then, but it's 270 00:14:11.120 --> 00:14:13.960 not like but I guess he just needs that person 271 00:14:14.039 --> 00:14:17.960 next to him to as a springboard, whereas jokes could land. 272 00:14:18.000 --> 00:14:20.399 I mean it was, it's a great pairing, but she's 273 00:14:20.440 --> 00:14:23.879 not funny. You know, she's just Robin in the glass 274 00:14:23.919 --> 00:14:28.480 booth away from everybody or working from home. But anyhow, 275 00:14:28.519 --> 00:14:33.320 I think that's a that's what's also going on, I believe. 276 00:14:33.360 --> 00:14:36.559 And that's sad because when the first time she had cancer, 277 00:14:36.600 --> 00:14:40.799 it was really bad, and that's what Howard publicly said. 278 00:14:41.000 --> 00:14:43.240 If Robin had died, I would not have done the show. 279 00:14:43.279 --> 00:14:46.279 I would have stopped. I would have walked away. I 280 00:14:46.320 --> 00:14:49.759 think at this age she's seventy one now. I met 281 00:14:49.799 --> 00:14:52.759 him thirty years ago, thirty one years ago and had 282 00:14:52.799 --> 00:14:54.480 his birthday party in New York City. I'll get to 283 00:14:54.480 --> 00:14:58.759 that in a minute. But the last twenty years, no, 284 00:14:58.759 --> 00:15:02.080 no good. It's all because of that fuck Marcy Turk, 285 00:15:02.799 --> 00:15:06.960 who came into his life and told him about all 286 00:15:06.960 --> 00:15:09.360 these different things you have to change his life. She 287 00:15:09.519 --> 00:15:13.039 saw the future. Now. Back then we thought she was nuts, 288 00:15:13.360 --> 00:15:16.559 but apparently she really knew the future that you cannot 289 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:20.240 keep tolling girls bitches, or you can't have all these 290 00:15:20.279 --> 00:15:23.639 trampy girls pets and playmates and porn stars. You can't 291 00:15:23.639 --> 00:15:25.600 have guys who are bologna young girl's asses. I mean, 292 00:15:25.679 --> 00:15:28.759 all the raunchy things he did. She knew, you can't 293 00:15:28.759 --> 00:15:31.120 do this anymore. It's gonna destroy you down the road. 294 00:15:31.559 --> 00:15:34.200 She it was way before me too, but she felt 295 00:15:34.279 --> 00:15:39.840 something coming, not unlike the fact that I heard not 296 00:15:39.960 --> 00:15:42.559 too long ago, maybe a year ago or so. With 297 00:15:42.639 --> 00:15:46.279 the advent of AI in it. With respect to movies, 298 00:15:47.720 --> 00:15:51.039 a lot of actors who have twenty five year careers 299 00:15:51.279 --> 00:15:55.279 are not gonna have them anymore. They can create your 300 00:15:55.320 --> 00:16:00.159 younger you. Everything's gonna change. It may be great. I 301 00:16:00.200 --> 00:16:03.679 wouldn't want to. I wouldn't want seeing Nicholson again at 302 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:06.120 a young age doing another I'm all for it. I mean, 303 00:16:06.120 --> 00:16:08.840 it's you know, you can't imagine it, but it's on 304 00:16:08.879 --> 00:16:12.639 the table, it's here, and that's progress. You can't stop progress, 305 00:16:12.759 --> 00:16:15.799 You just can't. You got a hold on tight. So 306 00:16:17.879 --> 00:16:22.639 I don't know. I just a guy like him. The 307 00:16:22.679 --> 00:16:25.639 way he handled big shots, and the way he orchestrated 308 00:16:25.679 --> 00:16:27.759 old people to talk on the show and leaf and 309 00:16:28.240 --> 00:16:31.159 who to aggravate, who to get him aggravated. It was 310 00:16:31.200 --> 00:16:35.799 a perfect madhouse. It was like living happily inside a madhouse. 311 00:16:37.120 --> 00:16:40.519 But you know, this guy, it just all changed when 312 00:16:40.519 --> 00:16:42.919 Mossy Turk came along. I think at the books she 313 00:16:43.000 --> 00:16:45.039 gave him to read, but he always talked about this 314 00:16:45.080 --> 00:16:48.159 book that was very important about his changing in life. 315 00:16:48.799 --> 00:16:51.759 His daughters began to resent the show because you know, 316 00:16:51.759 --> 00:16:53.720 they got to a certain age where they didn't want 317 00:16:53.759 --> 00:16:56.799 their father talk that way about women. So I understand 318 00:16:56.799 --> 00:16:59.240 why he changed to a degree. You get older, you 319 00:16:59.240 --> 00:17:02.399 can't do the same shit. Can't talk about sex with 320 00:17:02.440 --> 00:17:05.200 women when you're seventy one years old. No one wants 321 00:17:05.200 --> 00:17:10.039 to hear that. So she made the change, and she 322 00:17:10.160 --> 00:17:11.759 got rid of a lot of people his life, like 323 00:17:11.799 --> 00:17:15.839 Gilbert Godfrey already Lang Craig guess myself to a lesser degree, 324 00:17:16.000 --> 00:17:18.519 Guys who went on the show and made people laugh 325 00:17:18.599 --> 00:17:22.559 and said crazy things and we had a ball, there 326 00:17:22.559 --> 00:17:25.720 were racist things said, there were god we you know, 327 00:17:25.920 --> 00:17:30.640 it was crazy. She knew it was coming. And all 328 00:17:30.720 --> 00:17:33.839 those shows are erased. You can't go on YouTube and 329 00:17:33.920 --> 00:17:37.160 find already Lang and Gilbert Godfrey doing a black voice 330 00:17:37.200 --> 00:17:41.759 about I mean, they wiped it clean. And he's changed 331 00:17:41.799 --> 00:17:44.359 so much now he's the cool guy. He wants with me, 332 00:17:44.519 --> 00:17:47.680 the cool, crowded Jason Baby and Jennifer Anis Did and 333 00:17:47.759 --> 00:17:50.279 Jimmy Kimmer and Fallon, They're all the way of the 334 00:17:50.279 --> 00:17:53.839 same shirt. It's such a different Howard Stern that it's 335 00:17:53.839 --> 00:17:58.640 almost not him. Remember, remember you, I drive to work 336 00:17:58.759 --> 00:18:01.079 sometimes I take a longer route to work because I 337 00:18:01.799 --> 00:18:05.279 didn't want to miss this whole interviewer or this gag 338 00:18:05.319 --> 00:18:07.240 he was having on the show that day. And I 339 00:18:07.319 --> 00:18:09.119 get to work and sit in the parking lot. I 340 00:18:09.119 --> 00:18:14.680 couldn't leave until a commercial came on. And you're driving 341 00:18:14.759 --> 00:18:17.200 on the highway and you see people next to you 342 00:18:17.640 --> 00:18:19.480 laughing at the same time you're laughing, you know, to 343 00:18:19.480 --> 00:18:25.480 listen to the cern. Firemen, cops, garbage men, electricians, carpenters, 344 00:18:26.119 --> 00:18:29.880 working men were plugged into him. And then he went 345 00:18:29.920 --> 00:18:33.039 against the working men. And I don't think he's happy 346 00:18:33.039 --> 00:18:34.559 about it, although I think he knew he had to 347 00:18:34.599 --> 00:18:36.480 do what he had to do. So I don't like 348 00:18:36.519 --> 00:18:41.359 to talk very badly about him, but I had a 349 00:18:41.400 --> 00:18:43.599 ball with him. I did get to me and like 350 00:18:43.640 --> 00:18:45.319 I said, thirty one years ago at his birth and 351 00:18:45.400 --> 00:18:49.200 his fortieth birthday party, which was held at Have It 352 00:18:49.279 --> 00:18:51.480 on the Green in the middle of Central Park in 353 00:18:51.559 --> 00:18:54.880 New York, very she she place old money type place, 354 00:18:55.319 --> 00:18:58.400 been there forever. I don't know if I ever tell 355 00:18:58.440 --> 00:19:00.759 you the story. But back then, my body, my buddy, 356 00:19:01.039 --> 00:19:05.480 my buddy, Ronnie MISSELLI was now dead, was dating this 357 00:19:05.559 --> 00:19:10.680 crazy sexy Panhouse pet star Cindy, Cindy Kimberly Taylor. Yeah, 358 00:19:10.839 --> 00:19:13.640 because her real name is Cindy, I think it's Kimberly Taylor. Yeah. 359 00:19:13.720 --> 00:19:18.319 She was a knockout, and she got Howard's attention because 360 00:19:18.359 --> 00:19:21.000 apparently he had some Penhow's pets of the show. So 361 00:19:21.200 --> 00:19:24.480 she was picked. She's funny, she's crazy, she's hot. He 362 00:19:24.599 --> 00:19:27.119 loves that. So she was invited to his birthday party 363 00:19:28.079 --> 00:19:32.279 and she told Ronnie and Ronnie says, you should bring 364 00:19:32.319 --> 00:19:34.680 AJ because Ronnie didn't care about radio hit like that. 365 00:19:35.880 --> 00:19:38.359 I says, what, Yeah, can I go because I don't 366 00:19:38.359 --> 00:19:40.559 have a plus one, but if you want to go, 367 00:19:40.680 --> 00:19:42.759 and we'll go together, and maybe you can. And it's 368 00:19:42.839 --> 00:19:44.559 kind of early, so early in the morning and take 369 00:19:44.559 --> 00:19:46.720 a train out there or drive and not get in. Uh, 370 00:19:47.160 --> 00:19:49.000 but I said I got to do it because I knew, 371 00:19:49.119 --> 00:19:52.000 I felt I could be on that show. I'd listen 372 00:19:52.039 --> 00:19:53.920 and listen and go, I could be on this show 373 00:19:53.920 --> 00:19:57.759 with this guy and make him laugh. Kimberly's there. She 374 00:19:57.839 --> 00:20:00.920 gets there first, or Cindy her real name, and she 375 00:20:01.039 --> 00:20:02.880 tries to get me in the front door security stop 376 00:20:02.880 --> 00:20:06.000 because she kept finding doors and entrances, and finally she 377 00:20:06.039 --> 00:20:08.680 got me inside, and I'm looking. It's like a wedding. 378 00:20:08.839 --> 00:20:12.000 Two hundred and seventy five people, a band, the Jay 379 00:20:12.039 --> 00:20:16.920 Giles Band, actually Jay Giles Band, Uh loves Stinks Angel 380 00:20:16.960 --> 00:20:20.279 in the centerfold. They played those songs that day. So 381 00:20:22.480 --> 00:20:24.480 Howard's up by the day as people are coming to 382 00:20:24.519 --> 00:20:26.720 say hello, you know that kind of shit. I didn't 383 00:20:26.759 --> 00:20:30.200 want to bother him. He didn't know me, but uh, 384 00:20:31.079 --> 00:20:34.920 back then, I was a real hothead, real okay. And 385 00:20:35.920 --> 00:20:38.240 that kid who used to do the prank phone calls 386 00:20:38.279 --> 00:20:41.640 for Howard Captain Jenks. He always got onto Larry King 387 00:20:41.720 --> 00:20:44.440 and local news stations and would say babb a booi. 388 00:20:45.200 --> 00:20:48.519 He was a riot for a while. But apparently one 389 00:20:48.599 --> 00:20:51.000 day in my in our column Linda has said something 390 00:20:51.000 --> 00:20:54.000 about I didn't write it. She did, and I forget 391 00:20:54.000 --> 00:20:55.640 what it said, but it wasn't very Complisle. Oh, he 392 00:20:55.680 --> 00:20:58.079 got a record deal and we were making it's like 393 00:20:58.839 --> 00:21:01.480 the record deal. He does prank phone calls. I said, 394 00:21:01.480 --> 00:21:04.799 I know, it's stupid. So she made a comment. I'm 395 00:21:04.839 --> 00:21:07.279 sitting at the table with Cindy and he's there with 396 00:21:07.319 --> 00:21:09.880 a guy named Big Black, with a big black guy obviously, 397 00:21:10.799 --> 00:21:12.880 and a few of the wat pack. I think Fred 398 00:21:12.920 --> 00:21:15.680 the Elephant Boy was there as well. It's crazy table 399 00:21:16.559 --> 00:21:18.720 and I'm going I gotta get on this show. So 400 00:21:19.599 --> 00:21:21.279 he comes up to me and he leans into me 401 00:21:21.400 --> 00:21:24.559