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<v Speaker 1>Let me finish. This is the first time I committed

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<v Speaker 1>a hate crime.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe they'll jerk my dick off for it, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>like something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, probably we've disgusted. I'm associate Bath. You are rested

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<v Speaker 1>my ship? Were there any trash ship? You're a worst friend?

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want to know why you're all fucked up?

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<v Speaker 1>Just look at the fucking bums you hang around with.

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<v Speaker 1>You're listening to your Worst Friend with Shane and Matt.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm Matt. I'm joined today by my friend and co host,

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<v Speaker 1>a man who welcomes this month every year because it

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<v Speaker 1>allows him to be his true self.

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<v Speaker 2>Shane, Dude, I welcome every month every year because that's

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<v Speaker 2>how time works.

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<v Speaker 1>Go ahead, tell me how does time work?

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<v Speaker 2>It goes in one direction, at the same speed all

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<v Speaker 2>the time.

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<v Speaker 1>You can go to your Worst Friend dot com check

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<v Speaker 1>a bonus episode every week, and everything ever recorded entirely

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<v Speaker 1>commercial free. I got a video for you. This is

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<v Speaker 1>how we will be welcoming Pride month from now on.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna suck each other's We're gonna suck each other's

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<v Speaker 1>balls through cyber phones, through the metapod. Did you ever

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<v Speaker 1>cyber sex with anyone? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, on the internet with girls who were probably guys.

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<v Speaker 1>Hell yeah, No, like with people you knew? Oh ah

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<v Speaker 1>uh yeah in high school? Yeah, I didn't in high school.

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<v Speaker 1>I did in middle school with other middle schoolers, but

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<v Speaker 1>by high school I was like, if I'm not like

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<v Speaker 1>touching a pussy, I don't, I'm not in.

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<v Speaker 2>In middle school it was with strangers on the internet,

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<v Speaker 2>like aol tat rooms, right, yeah, uh huh yeah yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>And then in high school it was girls from our school,

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<v Speaker 2>usually a grade below us or maybe two. Oho. I

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<v Speaker 2>would like, you know, message and be like, hey, what

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing up so late?

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<v Speaker 1>Where do you live?

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<v Speaker 2>I could walk there?

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<v Speaker 3>Man?

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<v Speaker 1>You really? You were really a fucking hound with that. Huh, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>what are you doing up so late? Want me to

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<v Speaker 1>walk to your house?

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<v Speaker 2>Dude? It worked like one out of every eight times.

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<v Speaker 1>Hey, one out of every two hundred times. It's a

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<v Speaker 1>great win on that front.

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<v Speaker 2>You know, two hundred people.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, sure, this is how we're gonna welcome Pride

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<v Speaker 1>Month to our fellow gay people, not fellow to our

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<v Speaker 1>too gay, too gay.

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<v Speaker 2>To the gay to the gay. So the race of

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<v Speaker 2>the gay. You're not sharing your screen?

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<v Speaker 1>Oh you gotta tell me that earlier.

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<v Speaker 2>How would I know that you're supposed to be.

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<v Speaker 1>Because I go silent, and you know I don't do

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<v Speaker 1>that on the show. I don't just freeze up and

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<v Speaker 1>not talk like I have some form of advanced audience.

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<v Speaker 2>We're only silent for a second, and then I told you, like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're not sharing your screen.

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<v Speaker 1>That's folks. Second, don't worry. We're gonna cut all this

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<v Speaker 1>out like in.

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<v Speaker 2>The olden days.

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<v Speaker 1>We're not. We're gonna leave all of this in like

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<v Speaker 1>in the olden days. That was just before we fucked

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<v Speaker 1>up all the time. All right, am I sharing my screen?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, So what the fuck?

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<v Speaker 1>What is this show? I'm not in the hardcore show,

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<v Speaker 1>so okay. So I mean just everyone is just punching

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<v Speaker 1>each other in the head.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not a huge fan of the hardcore like pit style.

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<v Speaker 2>So when you go to see, uh, this is kind

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<v Speaker 2>of why I've been putting off seeing Code Orange because

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<v Speaker 2>while they might be like an industrial alternative band now

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<v Speaker 2>they came up as a punk band, a hardcore punk

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<v Speaker 2>band like this, and their singer will like bash his

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<v Speaker 2>head against the ground and bleed all over the place.

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's just like such an intense style of music,

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<v Speaker 2>and I'm not really down with this type of washing. So,

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<v Speaker 2>like a metal mosh pit is mostly just kind of pushing,

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<v Speaker 2>like kind of just off dancing, you know. It's just

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<v Speaker 2>people jumping around, kind of pushing each other, shoving each

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<v Speaker 2>other around, but nobody's hitting each other's It's really not aggressive.

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<v Speaker 2>It's more just kind of like rough housing. I'm just

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<v Speaker 2>kind of just like pushing and I would say, bopping around.

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<v Speaker 2>And at every metal show there's.

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<v Speaker 3>Always always one or two hardcore kids who show up

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<v Speaker 3>with a sleeveless, fucking leather jacket with fucking stud spikes

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<v Speaker 3>all stamped in it and a two foot mohawk.

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, ah, Jesus Christ, you know, like someone

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<v Speaker 2>fucking get this guy. It's like it's like when you're

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<v Speaker 2>getting on the plane, you know, like all right, you

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<v Speaker 2>see this one guy. He's got a fucking turban wrapped

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<v Speaker 2>around his head. He's got a big bulky spot sticking

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<v Speaker 2>out under his cloth.

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<v Speaker 1>He's ticking body cloth.

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<v Speaker 2>He's got a tick. It's like, all right, just get

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<v Speaker 2>this guy out of here. You know, I'll let this

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<v Speaker 2>guy on because inevitably, dude, like as soon as starts playing,

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<v Speaker 2>or as soon as the metal band starts playing, this

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<v Speaker 2>fucking guy will do a roundhouse kick into the smallest

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<v Speaker 1>And it's like, come on, you know, I have never

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<v Speaker 1>been in an actual pit once, never in my life.

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<v Speaker 1>I went to one punk show or whatever the fuck

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<v Speaker 1>it was, back in like eighth grade into freshman year,

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<v Speaker 1>somewhere around there at the community college near us, you

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<v Speaker 1>know what I mean. Yeah, And I sat on a

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<v Speaker 1>table that I didn't see the sign that said table broken.

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<v Speaker 1>And I was already very self conscious about my weight.

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<v Speaker 1>And when that table collapsed underneath me, and all the

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<v Speaker 1>hot punk goth chicks that I was into looked like, Wow,

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<v Speaker 1>who let this fucking elephant into the room.

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<v Speaker 2>They didn't laugh, did they.

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<v Speaker 1>They may have laughed, actually, I think they were too

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<v Speaker 1>busy fucking picking at their leg scars where they were

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<v Speaker 1>cutting themselves earlier that day.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, yeah, a punk girls and goth girls who are listening, Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>go ahead and tell us how you feel about those

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<v Speaker 2>those beauty marks. She gave yourself. Now that it's you know,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five years later, how do they look now? How

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<v Speaker 2>do you? How do you like them? Do you still

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<v Speaker 2>want to show them off in your English class?

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<v Speaker 1>What do I call them? Sad bad sad marks?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this Brud's got sad marks all over her. Oh man.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst ones are when you see them on a

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<v Speaker 1>chick's stomach.

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<v Speaker 2>That's bad. Or I think the thighs is bad. I

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<v Speaker 2>think legs and ass are the are the best part

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<v Speaker 2>of a girl's body. So seeing like a rack of

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<v Speaker 2>them down a thigh.

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<v Speaker 1>Is like no, no, no, Aesthetically I get that, no, But

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think like stings the most? I would

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<v Speaker 1>think something core related every time you move and think

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<v Speaker 1>about it. If it's a razor blade, so it's one

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<v Speaker 1>of those real like thin cuts, and they always like flap.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh I'll tell you they do, because I have one

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<v Speaker 1>on my hand right now. They flap open and closed

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like you have, you know, sixty fucking tiny

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<v Speaker 1>pussies all over your ribs.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe, but I think that depends on how tight the

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<v Speaker 2>skin is there. If you got like washboard abs, then

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<v Speaker 2>I think yes. But if you got a little bit

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<v Speaker 2>of flab even I think you'll be all right.

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<v Speaker 1>That's fair. And also, to also be fair, a lot

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<v Speaker 1>of these chicks probably don't have washboard abs. Otherwise they'd

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<v Speaker 1>have or fucking friends.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, they wouldn't need to fucking cut themselves if they

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<v Speaker 2>had washboard abs. They're cutting themselves to try and make

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<v Speaker 2>themselves magically have them. I think they had always assumed.

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<v Speaker 1>They had washboard abs when they were younger. That caught

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<v Speaker 1>their uncle's attention. Then they ate to compensate, and then

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<v Speaker 1>when that didn't work anymore, sl slit, slit slit. Ooh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sad, you know.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's this chick I follow on Twitter. I can't

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<v Speaker 2>remember her fucking goddamn name, but she's got like a

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<v Speaker 2>curly hair and she's Mexican. And every time I see her,

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<v Speaker 2>uh like on the feet and I'm like, oh, yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>cute face. Why don't I look.

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<v Speaker 1>At her pictures more often?

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<v Speaker 2>Then you scroll down and you see just like these

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<v Speaker 2>fucking weltz. Dude, it looks like it looks like a

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<v Speaker 2>botfly exploded out of her leg a hundred times.

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<v Speaker 1>Looks like she put her leg through a wood chipper

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<v Speaker 1>and pulled it back out right. Yeah, fucking yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>It looks like she cheese grated herself.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. Yeah, like she had a bunch of tattoos for

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<v Speaker 1>a motorcycle gangs that she wasn't allowed to have anymore. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, you want to join us, you gotta get rid

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<v Speaker 2>of those marks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah. She kept changing up affiliation and had to keep

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<v Speaker 1>grinding them off. Every time She's like, can't I just

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<v Speaker 1>put it on the other leg, They're like, no, no, no, sweetheart,

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<v Speaker 1>that one left leg only. I got a fun video

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<v Speaker 1>for you. Here, are you about something? Or smoke something?

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't need anything, okay, all right, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>This looks like a train filled with corn.

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<v Speaker 1>I will tell you that I showed this to Jen

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<v Speaker 1>after she regained consciousness when she gave blood the other day,

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<v Speaker 1>and then after I play this, it'll lead into that story.

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<v Speaker 1>But her reaction to this was to move towards the

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<v Speaker 1>garbage can to try and vomit what we have. Harr yep,

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<v Speaker 1>Shane said it right. It's a you know when the

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<v Speaker 1>drain when whatever you were cooking and all the gross

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<v Speaker 1>shit or whatever was on your plates gets stuck in

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<v Speaker 1>the drain. At the end, you have that pile of

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<v Speaker 1>vegetables and corn and whatever else in there, slimy shit. Yeah, no, dude,

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<v Speaker 1>it's fuck you.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay. So the guy he picks up the not even

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<v Speaker 2>the top layer, picks up the bottom layer of the

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<v Speaker 2>stuff where it's peas and carrots that I couldn't even

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<v Speaker 2>see before, or so much corn on top, and then

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<v Speaker 2>he got the biggest spoonful.

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<v Speaker 3>He ate it?

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<v Speaker 2>Cool?

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<v Speaker 1>I love that. Okay, stop.

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<v Speaker 2>Fucking cracker right, Well, did you never you never see

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<v Speaker 2>a fucking brother doing that shit?

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<v Speaker 1>Though you may have a point with my next video,

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<v Speaker 1>let me play this video then I'll tell you the

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<v Speaker 1>story about Jen going unconscious. Okay, okay, okay, because this

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<v Speaker 1>guy makes a point and maybe add some validity to

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<v Speaker 1>your fucking your white people thing, like white people got problems,

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<v Speaker 1>White people be schizos, White people invented air conditioning, you

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<v Speaker 1>know shit like that.

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<v Speaker 5>I do white people make they edible so strong? What

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<v Speaker 5>are you running from? Why am I tasting colors? I

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<v Speaker 5>just wanted to go to Target. Now I gotta call

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<v Speaker 5>somebody to come get me because my car is turned

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<v Speaker 5>into a spaceship and I don't know how to fly it.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember the first time I got high.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think I've talked about it recently, haven't I

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<v Speaker 2>No, I, I wasn't gonna tell a fucking an exciting story.

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<v Speaker 2>I was just saying, like, Oh.

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<v Speaker 1>This guy's a pussy.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's cute. You know, it's cute when people get

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<v Speaker 1>Were you told me you took a.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I smoked in third grade. That was no, no, no,

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<v Speaker 2>just more of a paranoid trip. I would say that

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<v Speaker 2>probably with that guy. If it, oh no, it would

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<v Speaker 1>Was that first time? I Yeah, I had smoked with

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<v Speaker 2>They brought off her a lot. Yeah, that we had

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<v Speaker 2>like four blunts. I think all at one time.

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<v Speaker 1>That fucking weed we smoked tasted like it was grown

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<v Speaker 1>And that was the first time I came in. I

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<v Speaker 2>Got we got high and we I stomped in the snow.

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<v Speaker 2>Was that before that? Because I was high, then for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>It might have It might have been that was the okay,

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<v Speaker 1>maybe that was the first time in the shed. I

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<v Speaker 1>think munchies, yeah, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the time we smoked and I stomped in

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<v Speaker 2>the snow, I think was the first time I got

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<v Speaker 2>anytime I had smoked weed before that, I'm almost certain

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<v Speaker 2>in so much trouble now, you know. That's all I experienced.

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<v Speaker 1>Right, But that shed time wrecked me. I went inside.

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<v Speaker 2>That was awesome.

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<v Speaker 1>That was the best day ever, I know. But I

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<v Speaker 4>Guys were just call out, just call out of your job.

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<v Speaker 1>I was like, I don't I can't do that, Like

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<v Speaker 1>I can't call out of my job. And I showed

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<v Speaker 1>up late. You guys ate fucking Popeyes before? Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was my first getting high. I went out there,

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<v Speaker 1>I think with little Rob, but maybe not, maybe just brew.

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<v Speaker 1>If you'd like to come on and add any more

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<v Speaker 1>detail to this reach out to me, i'd have a

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<v Speaker 1>little Rob on.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah I can. I can confront him about his stolen valor.

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<v Speaker 2>So I went.

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<v Speaker 1>Marines. There was a There was no fucking Popeyes left.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys left none of it at all, which I understand.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not giving ship about that, dude. So Andrew had

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<v Speaker 1>I think I just started eating dry pieces of bread.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, I think I remember that. I think I remember

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<v Speaker 2>you bitching about eating bread. And it wasn't even the

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<v Speaker 2>bread you liked, No.

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<v Speaker 1>It was like cheap, shitty bread.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like what I mean, dude, we were all living

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<v Speaker 1>It was his mother's house. His mother had no food.

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<v Speaker 1>She wasn't living in poverty, she was, dude. She had

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<v Speaker 1>her ex husband living there so she could pay rent. Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>all right, that's fair.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to delve too deeply into their family.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that Blander's a millionaire now and hasn't dug

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<v Speaker 2>her out of the grave yet. I mean, that's beside

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<v Speaker 2>the point.

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<v Speaker 1>So we had to go the other day up to Secaucus, which.

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<v Speaker 2>Is what That's a made up ass place if I

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<v Speaker 2>have ever heard of. Is that a town from a

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<v Speaker 2>Neil gaming book?

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<v Speaker 1>It's an out No, you don't know. Secaucus is the

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<v Speaker 1>last stop on the New Jersey Transit before New York. So, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>Secaucus like the inside of a septic hang like you'd expect. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>not manufacturing. I'm sure it is a byproduct of some

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<v Speaker 1>kind of manufacturing or construction, but it actually just it

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<v Speaker 1>smells like sewage everywhere you go, right, Well.

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<v Speaker 2>Is it like an outlet for all the sewer water

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<v Speaker 2>or something?

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe probably, Well, dude, in twenty nine Palms, where I

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<v Speaker 2>was stationed in the Marines, there's literally just a lake

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<v Speaker 2>of shit water because it's like all the plumbing shit

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<v Speaker 2>has to go somewhere, right, And at the time the

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<v Speaker 2>base was built, the spot that they had put the

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<v Speaker 2>shit lake water was probably reasonable, you know, because it

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<v Speaker 2>was just like a training ground and they were just

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<v Speaker 2>like doing stuff in the middle of the desert, and

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<v Speaker 2>the water dumped out over by the gate. But then

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<v Speaker 2>as the years went by, they built the entire town

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<v Speaker 2>in the base around that gate. Okay, so right when

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<v Speaker 2>you come in the gate, there's just a big lake

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<v Speaker 2>and it's all shit water. It's all the it's all

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<v Speaker 2>the sewage that comes out of the barracks and the

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<v Speaker 2>fucking chowha and the commissary and all that stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>Bross, all the stuff that that guy ate out of

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<v Speaker 1>the drain, right yeah, and then ship back into the y.

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<v Speaker 1>So we have to go all the way to Caucus.

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<v Speaker 1>It's an hour and a half and it's on the turnpike.

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<v Speaker 1>And I'm not a scared driver, but I also don't

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<v Speaker 1>like drivers. It's not no. I would actually all right,

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<v Speaker 1>I would lean a little more towards scared. I got

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<v Speaker 1>into an accident pretty early into having my license. I

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<v Speaker 1>don't like getting an accidents. They really fucking scare me.

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<v Speaker 1>I think my biggest fear, you know, people are like,

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<v Speaker 1>what if you got to eat by shark? I would

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<v Speaker 1>actually prefer that. I think over a crunching car accident

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<v Speaker 1>where you suffocate.

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<v Speaker 2>Dude, car dude. Any death that is like a fighter's death,

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<v Speaker 2>like fighting a shark off or mob hit or something,

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<v Speaker 2>you know, like you have a heart attack while you'

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<v Speaker 2>getting a blowjob or something. These are all you noble ways.

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<v Speaker 1>You walk down the street in Philadelphia.

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<v Speaker 2>Sure, right, well, I mean yeah, that's the Vikings called it,

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<v Speaker 2>trying to enter the gates of Valhalla.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess, yeah, yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I would prefer any of those to a car crash.

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<v Speaker 2>But I'll say this about being a scared driver. I

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<v Speaker 2>used to be a scared driver until I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>what it was. I thought, I can't name a specific instance,

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<v Speaker 2>but like, eventually I realized, holy shit, I am such

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<v Speaker 2>a better driver than everybody else on this fucking road.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not scared of me. I'm not scared of me,

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<v Speaker 1>right exactly, I'm scared of everyone else on this.

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<v Speaker 2>Road, right right, right right? Yeah, I get that. I

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<v Speaker 2>used to be scared of everybody else on the road. Uh,

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<v Speaker 2>until I realized I can predict what every car is

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<v Speaker 2>going to do every time, and uh, and I'm never wrong,

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<v Speaker 2>you know. So now I drive like ninety and I

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<v Speaker 2>never get tickets and I never get in accidents, and

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<v Speaker 2>I defy you to prove me wrong.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I just don't. I just don't. I get it. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>you could predict what they're doing. I've seen the Final

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<v Speaker 1>Destination movies too many times, like I always okay, So

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<v Speaker 1>when I get on the turnpike, it's this fucking dilemma

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<v Speaker 1>I'm hit with immediately. Right, there's the trucks and cars

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<v Speaker 1>lane and there's just the car's lane. To me, just

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<v Speaker 1>the car's lane is the safer lane, right, because I

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<v Speaker 1>don't want to get crushed by some big, giant fucking truck.

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<v Speaker 1>And trucks go slow as fuck, sure, yes, or sometimes

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<v Speaker 1>they really barrel and are scary. So the problem with

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<v Speaker 1>the cars only lane is they've been doing instruction on

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<v Speaker 1>it for fucking twenty years or something, so everything is

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<v Speaker 1>just a single lane between two concrete barriers and these

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<v Speaker 1>people once you doing seventy through them while they're on

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<v Speaker 1>your ass. I'm not comfortable with that. I don't care

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<v Speaker 1>if anyone else is. I'm not comfortable with it. It

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<v Speaker 1>breaks me out. I saw a carr one time that

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<v Speaker 1>right ran up against one of those barriers, ripped the

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<v Speaker 1>door all the way up. Breaks me out.

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<v Speaker 2>You'd benefit from adderall because dude, like, okay, So the

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<v Speaker 2>drive to San Francisco from Reno is exactly like you're

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<v Speaker 2>describing every time. For three hours straight, you're just like

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<v Speaker 2>up in this winding ass fucking mountain. To your left

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<v Speaker 2>is a flimsy ass barrier that looks like it couldn't

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<v Speaker 2>hold up, you know, like scooter, Yeah right, yeah, it couldn't.

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<v Speaker 2>It couldn't be a kickstand, you know. And then a

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<v Speaker 2>fucking five thousand foot drop off, and then to your

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<v Speaker 2>right is a cliff. It's just a cliff face, and

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<v Speaker 2>you're just going higher and higher into this mountain and

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<v Speaker 2>it's like that for three hours until you just hit

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<v Speaker 2>a wall of traffic around San Jose. And after doing

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<v Speaker 2>this a couple of times, you kind of get like,

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<v Speaker 2>you kind of get used to it.

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<v Speaker 1>And it really.

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<v Speaker 2>Helps if you have a good car. So driving a

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<v Speaker 2>shitty car makes a big difference. But if you've got

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<v Speaker 2>a car that has like a lane assist or even

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<v Speaker 2>a camera that lets you see the lane lines better,

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<v Speaker 2>that adds a lot to it. So I've found myself

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<v Speaker 2>over the last couple of years putting off those drives

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<v Speaker 2>because I'm like, ah, that's a risky one for me.

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<v Speaker 2>But then I've been forced to do it, and I've

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<v Speaker 2>it hasn't been so bad. You know, you just have

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<v Speaker 2>to realize that you, my friend Matt, they are better

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<v Speaker 2>than everybody else on the road. That's the real key.

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<v Speaker 2>I think you have to know that you're better.

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<v Speaker 1>Can I tell you the real problem? And I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I cannot figure out what it stems from inside me.

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<v Speaker 1>When I start going fast, real fast, eighty eighty five

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<v Speaker 1>something like that, my hands want to come off the wheel.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, just like, see what direction you'll go?

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<v Speaker 1>Totally no, no, But it's a it's it's an urge.

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<v Speaker 1>I have to actively fight, like to the point I've

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<v Speaker 1>had to take a hand off of the wheel because

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<v Speaker 1>I was scared I was going to just jerk it

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<v Speaker 1>into I don't know, I don't know what it is, man,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what stems from I I.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, it makes sense. You're driving a bullet. Basically,

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<v Speaker 2>you're moving ninety miles an hour, which is a speed

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<v Speaker 2>no human evolutionarily or biologically should really be able to

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<v Speaker 2>comprehend from a first person perspective, unless you're about to die.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's really the only way a person in

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<v Speaker 2>the history of human existence up until very recently would

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<v Speaker 2>ever experience a speed like that. It would be falling

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<v Speaker 2>off a cliff and dying. So I mean it makes

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<v Speaker 2>total sense. I just know that you're better than that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, well that's good. Make sure you figure out a

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<v Speaker 1>way to put something else out when I'm killed in

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<v Speaker 1>I just want to drive fast. So it's funny you

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<v Speaker 1>that road rage comes from being in such a tense

425
00:23:28.640 --> 00:23:32.119
<v Speaker 1>environment where you could be killed at any second. That's

426
00:23:32.160 --> 00:23:35.359
<v Speaker 1>why your intensity is always maximized. There was a lady

427
00:23:35.359 --> 00:23:38.440
<v Speaker 1>who was doing five miles an hour in front of

428
00:23:38.519 --> 00:23:40.240
<v Speaker 1>us in one of the back roads. I guess she

429
00:23:40.359 --> 00:23:42.680
<v Speaker 1>was looking for a turn, but she had no blinker

430
00:23:42.720 --> 00:23:45.880
<v Speaker 1>on and she was doing five no hazards. I didn't

431
00:23:45.880 --> 00:23:48.279
<v Speaker 1>want to cut around her. Yeah, no hazards, nothing. I

432
00:23:48.319 --> 00:23:50.519
<v Speaker 1>didn't want to cut around her. So I'm behind her

433
00:23:50.640 --> 00:23:52.839
<v Speaker 1>and then she just stops and pools over, and I

434
00:23:53.000 --> 00:23:55.480
<v Speaker 1>pull up next to her to look in, and she's screaming,

435
00:23:55.559 --> 00:23:59.839
<v Speaker 1>big fat white lady, shitty Karen here screaming, screaming. So

436
00:24:00.039 --> 00:24:02.160
<v Speaker 1>I stamp on the brakes, I put my window down.

437
00:24:02.240 --> 00:24:04.319
<v Speaker 1>I go, I go, what are you doing, dude?

438
00:24:04.400 --> 00:24:05.279
<v Speaker 2>Are you okay?

439
00:24:05.559 --> 00:24:09.400
<v Speaker 1>She starts screaming at me. She's like, if you want

440
00:24:09.440 --> 00:24:11.559
<v Speaker 1>to just go ahead, just go ahead, then go ahead.

441
00:24:11.680 --> 00:24:14.279
<v Speaker 1>I said, this was a bad line, and I could

442
00:24:14.319 --> 00:24:17.359
<v Speaker 1>see the look on her face. I go, I go,

443
00:24:17.680 --> 00:24:19.480
<v Speaker 1>you're just in the middle of lane here, blah blah

444
00:24:19.480 --> 00:24:21.720
<v Speaker 1>blah blah blah. She goes, just go ahead, just go ahead,

445
00:24:21.799 --> 00:24:24.079
<v Speaker 1>now leave, you can leave, And I said, no, I'm

446
00:24:24.079 --> 00:24:27.279
<v Speaker 1>gonna let you go first. I'm gonna follow you. Oh

447
00:24:27.319 --> 00:24:30.799
<v Speaker 1>my god, it goes, Oh are you? Are you? I said,

448
00:24:31.000 --> 00:24:33.119
<v Speaker 1>fuck you, And I just got my carn driveway. But

449
00:24:33.200 --> 00:24:34.839
<v Speaker 1>I told that to Jen because I had to come

450
00:24:34.920 --> 00:24:38.079
<v Speaker 1>up with an excuse real quick on why I did

451
00:24:38.119 --> 00:24:40.920
<v Speaker 1>that and not seem like a complete fucking sociopathic.

452
00:24:41.079 --> 00:24:43.640
<v Speaker 2>No, you were just raging, that's the excuse.

453
00:24:44.039 --> 00:24:46.799
<v Speaker 1>I just needed to rage. I told Jenn. I was like, look,

454
00:24:46.839 --> 00:24:48.960
<v Speaker 1>here's the thing. I'm not a guy with a gun,

455
00:24:49.200 --> 00:24:52.039
<v Speaker 1>but someday that woman's gonna come across my guy, God,

456
00:24:52.279 --> 00:24:55.559
<v Speaker 1>you might rape and kill her. So actually it's kind

457
00:24:55.559 --> 00:24:58.279
<v Speaker 1>of a benefit that I did for her because I

458
00:24:58.480 --> 00:25:02.559
<v Speaker 1>non violently scared her into not committing road rage in

459
00:25:02.680 --> 00:25:08.599
<v Speaker 1>future incidents. Holy shit, I'm a spind I'm a spin doctor.

460
00:25:08.799 --> 00:25:11.240
<v Speaker 1>Two Prince's baby, I'm a spind doctor.

461
00:25:11.680 --> 00:25:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if I should pity you or trying

462
00:25:18.000 --> 00:25:22.160
<v Speaker 2>to pass off that lame ass excuse, or your wife

463
00:25:22.160 --> 00:25:23.160
<v Speaker 2>for falling for it.

464
00:25:23.319 --> 00:25:24.720
<v Speaker 1>She didn't fall for hit.

465
00:25:24.759 --> 00:25:27.960
<v Speaker 2>She knows I'm a monster, okay, all right, well then okay,

466
00:25:27.960 --> 00:25:30.599
<v Speaker 2>well then she's attracted to that, and I can't. I

467
00:25:30.640 --> 00:25:33.799
<v Speaker 2>can't knock somebody for their fetish. I can't, king shame.

468
00:25:34.000 --> 00:25:36.559
<v Speaker 1>It's a it's a step below those chicks that write

469
00:25:36.559 --> 00:25:39.720
<v Speaker 1>serial killers in prison, right, yeah it was. Who's a

470
00:25:39.720 --> 00:25:44.240
<v Speaker 1>fucking loser sociopath? I'll just team up with this guy here.

471
00:25:44.960 --> 00:25:47.400
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I could marry a guy who I'll see once

472
00:25:47.480 --> 00:25:52.519
<v Speaker 2>a year through a plexiglass wall in exchange correspondence with

473
00:25:52.880 --> 00:25:56.079
<v Speaker 2>or some guy who yells at Karen's on the side

474
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<v Speaker 2>of the highway.

475
00:25:57.599 --> 00:26:00.440
<v Speaker 1>No, so that was a back road. So all right,

476
00:26:00.480 --> 00:26:03.799
<v Speaker 1>I'm on the highway and I decide I'm going to

477
00:26:03.880 --> 00:26:07.079
<v Speaker 1>take the truck and car route, so it's more wide

478
00:26:07.079 --> 00:26:10.200
<v Speaker 1>open there. Okay, even though I'm dealing with these trucks,

479
00:26:10.240 --> 00:26:14.000
<v Speaker 1>it's not all those barricades and whatever else, Like there's

480
00:26:14.079 --> 00:26:17.319
<v Speaker 1>no shoulder at all. It's like six inches from the

481
00:26:17.920 --> 00:26:21.880
<v Speaker 1>line is a barricade. So it just doing seventy between.

482
00:26:21.960 --> 00:26:24.400
<v Speaker 1>It's like a stunt car thing. It feels like to me.

483
00:26:24.799 --> 00:26:28.119
<v Speaker 2>I get that, yeah, like your your car, Like That's

484
00:26:28.160 --> 00:26:30.519
<v Speaker 2>the thing that's so wild to me is like you

485
00:26:30.559 --> 00:26:34.599
<v Speaker 2>ever like be pulling into a parking space and you're like, ah, fuck,

486
00:26:34.599 --> 00:26:37.160
<v Speaker 2>I don't have enough room, and then you get out

487
00:26:37.359 --> 00:26:40.000
<v Speaker 2>and you look and you're like, damn, I had plenty

488
00:26:40.039 --> 00:26:43.799
<v Speaker 2>of room. Like I understand what you're saying. You're literally

489
00:26:43.839 --> 00:26:47.839
<v Speaker 2>six inches from that barrier, but it feels so much

490
00:26:48.039 --> 00:26:50.279
<v Speaker 2>closer when it's speeding by. You.

491
00:26:50.279 --> 00:26:52.759
<v Speaker 1>You know what I'm saying, You're six inches from the

492
00:26:52.960 --> 00:26:55.440
<v Speaker 1>end of the line, which is six inches, so you're

493
00:26:55.480 --> 00:26:58.599
<v Speaker 1>a foot for the but it feels yes when you're

494
00:26:58.599 --> 00:27:01.319
<v Speaker 1>speeding by, You're like, am I graping along the side

495
00:27:01.359 --> 00:27:01.680
<v Speaker 1>of this?

496
00:27:01.880 --> 00:27:02.079
<v Speaker 6>You know?

497
00:27:02.759 --> 00:27:02.960
<v Speaker 1>Right?

498
00:27:03.000 --> 00:27:06.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh No, I've been there where I'm just like I

499
00:27:06.079 --> 00:27:08.279
<v Speaker 2>don't want to bang into this, but I never do

500
00:27:08.400 --> 00:27:10.559
<v Speaker 2>because I'm fucking better than every other driver.

501
00:27:10.839 --> 00:27:13.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I forgot about that one. Yeah, So I take

502
00:27:13.400 --> 00:27:15.480
<v Speaker 1>the truck route, and the truck route getting there's fine,

503
00:27:15.799 --> 00:27:18.440
<v Speaker 1>it's okay. It's like at one point we get boxed

504
00:27:18.440 --> 00:27:21.799
<v Speaker 1>in by literally four trucks and then I'm just kind

505
00:27:21.799 --> 00:27:24.000
<v Speaker 1>of like, this makes me like they blocked out the

506
00:27:24.039 --> 00:27:28.599
<v Speaker 1>sun like they were fucking leoniitis or whatever, and I

507
00:27:28.720 --> 00:27:31.000
<v Speaker 1>just it freaked me out. But I was fine with

508
00:27:31.039 --> 00:27:32.119
<v Speaker 1>that because it was I bet you.

509
00:27:32.079 --> 00:27:35.519
<v Speaker 2>Felt it safe though, if there was a Decepticon attack.

510
00:27:36.240 --> 00:27:40.079
<v Speaker 1>Unless I was in the middle of the Decepticons. Oh no, dude,

511
00:27:40.119 --> 00:27:44.200
<v Speaker 1>The Decepticons are always aircraft. That's just like there are

512
00:27:44.200 --> 00:27:50.200
<v Speaker 1>always jets and helicopters and missiles and fucking plagues and ohows. Yeah,

513
00:27:50.200 --> 00:27:52.960
<v Speaker 1>but I was what was on the trucks?

514
00:27:53.000 --> 00:27:56.599
<v Speaker 2>You didn't even ask, Well, was there fighter jets on it?

515
00:27:56.920 --> 00:28:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Helicopter two? Helicopter transports? Yeah, okay, the one in front

516
00:28:01.440 --> 00:28:07.279
<v Speaker 1>of me was a was a flying one man droned

517
00:28:08.039 --> 00:28:10.880
<v Speaker 1>and the one behind me was a warship.

518
00:28:11.680 --> 00:28:13.160
<v Speaker 2>He was a battleship.

519
00:28:13.240 --> 00:28:14.359
<v Speaker 4>Yeah, it was a battleship.

520
00:28:14.440 --> 00:28:18.319
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, with you know the at the helm, the ones

521
00:28:18.359 --> 00:28:20.680
<v Speaker 1>they keep those jets on when they put blocks behind

522
00:28:20.720 --> 00:28:21.839
<v Speaker 1>the wheels, those things.

523
00:28:22.039 --> 00:28:23.119
<v Speaker 2>Aircraft carrier.

524
00:28:23.359 --> 00:28:24.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, that was behind me.

525
00:28:25.000 --> 00:28:26.920
<v Speaker 2>You know what's so funny in World War Two?

526
00:28:28.200 --> 00:28:30.279
<v Speaker 1>I can name a few things, but we won't get

527
00:28:30.319 --> 00:28:32.440
<v Speaker 1>another episode, so go ahead.

528
00:28:32.480 --> 00:28:35.079
<v Speaker 2>Well, we would just have a war and then or

529
00:28:35.119 --> 00:28:37.400
<v Speaker 2>a battle and then we would just like sink these

530
00:28:37.440 --> 00:28:40.440
<v Speaker 2>giant ships and then they're at the bottom of the ocean.

531
00:28:40.440 --> 00:28:44.000
<v Speaker 1>Now did we do that? What do you mean when

532
00:28:44.000 --> 00:28:45.200
<v Speaker 1>we blow them up and stuff?

533
00:28:45.640 --> 00:28:48.880
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean any submarine and any destroyer and any

534
00:28:48.920 --> 00:28:52.200
<v Speaker 2>warship that sunk, they didn't retrieve it out in the

535
00:28:52.200 --> 00:28:54.519
<v Speaker 2>middle of the fucking ocean. You know, they're just down

536
00:28:54.559 --> 00:28:57.960
<v Speaker 2>there in the middle of nowhere with you know, like

537
00:28:58.039 --> 00:29:01.480
<v Speaker 2>octopuses and stuff and like a bunch of dead soldier's bones.

538
00:29:01.680 --> 00:29:05.599
<v Speaker 1>That's the worst part. There's nothing even that valuable on them.

539
00:29:05.839 --> 00:29:10.119
<v Speaker 1>So there's gold, like stolen gold or treasure, some shit.

540
00:29:10.000 --> 00:29:11.720
<v Speaker 2>Corpedoes and missiles and shit.

541
00:29:12.000 --> 00:29:15.359
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, from fucking you know, one hundred years ago, almost

542
00:29:15.440 --> 00:29:16.480
<v Speaker 1>eighty years ago.

543
00:29:17.039 --> 00:29:20.160
<v Speaker 2>I think. You know, there's like a few nuclear incidents

544
00:29:20.240 --> 00:29:23.279
<v Speaker 2>that have happened throughout the years that people don't know about.

545
00:29:23.319 --> 00:29:26.200
<v Speaker 2>Like everyone knows about Chernobyl and all this stuff, but

546
00:29:26.240 --> 00:29:31.240
<v Speaker 2>there's like more interesting nuclear incidents like the guy who

547
00:29:31.319 --> 00:29:34.759
<v Speaker 2>got the beam through his brain because he went into

548
00:29:34.799 --> 00:29:37.759
<v Speaker 2>a room when he wasn't supposed to. And then I

549
00:29:37.799 --> 00:29:41.400
<v Speaker 2>know that there's been ordinance lost, and if I'm not mistaken,

550
00:29:41.880 --> 00:29:45.240
<v Speaker 2>there's a nuclear sub It might have been a Russian one.

551
00:29:45.319 --> 00:29:48.720
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember, but it went missing in like the

552
00:29:48.839 --> 00:29:50.319
<v Speaker 2>nineties or the two thousands.

553
00:29:50.319 --> 00:29:51.640
<v Speaker 1>It just it sunk.

554
00:29:52.079 --> 00:29:56.559
<v Speaker 2>It just disappeared, and nobody knows where it is and

555
00:29:56.599 --> 00:29:59.960
<v Speaker 2>it's never turned up. And it hadn't fucking nuclear missile

556
00:30:00.079 --> 00:30:00.319
<v Speaker 2>on it.

557
00:30:01.279 --> 00:30:05.400
<v Speaker 1>Hmmm. I wonder if they were. I was just gonna

558
00:30:05.440 --> 00:30:09.119
<v Speaker 1>suggest somebody like fucking Iran or Pakistango get it. But

559
00:30:09.200 --> 00:30:11.759
<v Speaker 1>why uh yeah, they would.

560
00:30:11.559 --> 00:30:13.119
<v Speaker 2>Just be doing the work for us, and we're not

561
00:30:13.160 --> 00:30:14.519
<v Speaker 2>gonna let them get all the glory.

562
00:30:14.799 --> 00:30:15.680
<v Speaker 1>Yeah that's true.

563
00:30:16.079 --> 00:30:17.119
<v Speaker 2>We'll get the nuke.

564
00:30:19.599 --> 00:30:22.119
<v Speaker 1>So we're going up there. We got up there. Fine,

565
00:30:22.160 --> 00:30:25.200
<v Speaker 1>truck Lane's fine, right, Oh good, you made it. So

566
00:30:25.240 --> 00:30:30.079
<v Speaker 1>she's gotta give piss and blood and damn.

567
00:30:31.359 --> 00:30:32.559
<v Speaker 2>Piss for us and bleed.

568
00:30:32.759 --> 00:30:36.480
<v Speaker 1>God, oh my god. You know what's so cool? Your

569
00:30:36.559 --> 00:30:39.599
<v Speaker 1>chick's like this too, you know, and mine is too.

570
00:30:40.519 --> 00:30:44.359
<v Speaker 1>The one nurse was this Spanish lady spoke like no English, right,

571
00:30:45.559 --> 00:30:49.279
<v Speaker 1>But it's the first time I've ever thought long legs

572
00:30:49.279 --> 00:30:50.000
<v Speaker 1>were sexy.

573
00:30:51.079 --> 00:30:52.839
<v Speaker 2>Every once in a while you'll see a set of

574
00:30:52.880 --> 00:30:56.000
<v Speaker 2>long legs and you'll be like, Okay, I see why

575
00:30:56.079 --> 00:31:00.680
<v Speaker 2>some people like this. But it's not every set but yeah, I.

576
00:31:00.720 --> 00:31:02.759
<v Speaker 1>Know, And it's not every long leg it has to

577
00:31:02.799 --> 00:31:05.000
<v Speaker 1>come up to the right ass. It can't just be

578
00:31:05.079 --> 00:31:07.400
<v Speaker 1>a huge ass. In fact, if it's long legs, it

579
00:31:07.440 --> 00:31:09.039
<v Speaker 1>needs to be smaller and plump.

580
00:31:09.079 --> 00:31:12.039
<v Speaker 2>I would say, yeah, the proportion like has got to

581
00:31:12.079 --> 00:31:14.279
<v Speaker 2>be right, Like so your torso has still got to

582
00:31:14.319 --> 00:31:18.359
<v Speaker 2>be like an appropriate when like I don't know if

583
00:31:18.359 --> 00:31:20.440
<v Speaker 2>it's the golden ratio or whatever, but it needs to

584
00:31:20.480 --> 00:31:23.039
<v Speaker 2>be proportional to your legs. You can't have a super

585
00:31:23.200 --> 00:31:26.200
<v Speaker 2>stumpy ass mid section, you know, and then a big

586
00:31:26.240 --> 00:31:29.000
<v Speaker 2>fat head or something. It's it's it's a whole package.

587
00:31:29.000 --> 00:31:31.200
<v Speaker 2>But I know what you're talking about, like that that

588
00:31:31.319 --> 00:31:33.960
<v Speaker 2>used to be such a fucking thing, Like oh, especially

589
00:31:33.960 --> 00:31:36.319
<v Speaker 2>when we were kids, like Nicole Kidman and all these

590
00:31:36.359 --> 00:31:39.200
<v Speaker 2>fucking bitches that nobody gives a shit about now. The

591
00:31:39.279 --> 00:31:42.200
<v Speaker 2>idn't ever thought Nicole Kidman was very attractive, to be honest,

592
00:31:42.240 --> 00:31:45.720
<v Speaker 2>but it's like that's what was always celebrated, long legs,

593
00:31:45.759 --> 00:31:49.480
<v Speaker 2>And it's like, what you're into fucking giraffes.

594
00:31:50.200 --> 00:31:54.920
<v Speaker 1>You're wait, that's next, Yeah, yeah, you're uh. I feel

595
00:31:54.920 --> 00:31:57.240
<v Speaker 1>the exact same way and the exact same premise. The

596
00:31:57.240 --> 00:32:00.240
<v Speaker 1>one exception not an exception at all, and maybe it

597
00:32:00.279 --> 00:32:02.200
<v Speaker 1>was an exception. But the one that I put in

598
00:32:02.240 --> 00:32:05.880
<v Speaker 1>the same category that I never really found hot except

599
00:32:05.920 --> 00:32:09.920
<v Speaker 1>in one movie role was Cameron Diaz in The Mass

600
00:32:10.359 --> 00:32:12.920
<v Speaker 1>She was oh, yeah, gorgeous in that and then I

601
00:32:13.039 --> 00:32:15.279
<v Speaker 1>just never got it. But she was one where people

602
00:32:15.279 --> 00:32:17.000
<v Speaker 1>would be like, wow, look at the long legs. I

603
00:32:17.039 --> 00:32:19.119
<v Speaker 1>don't give a shit about your long freak legs. Go

604
00:32:19.160 --> 00:32:20.319
<v Speaker 1>play in the WNBA.

605
00:32:20.960 --> 00:32:23.480
<v Speaker 2>But yeah, do something valuable with your life.

606
00:32:23.640 --> 00:32:29.119
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, fucking reach light bulbs for pollocks. So no, just

607
00:32:29.200 --> 00:32:32.039
<v Speaker 1>need one of them, just one person. You just turned

608
00:32:32.039 --> 00:32:33.519
<v Speaker 1>the bulb, not the house.

609
00:32:34.319 --> 00:32:39.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh So, Yeah, beauty standards have definitely changed, that's for sure,

610
00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:45.400
<v Speaker 2>but I think that, uh I can I can appreciate

611
00:32:46.799 --> 00:32:51.720
<v Speaker 2>what was the thing that was attractive to folks. So, like,

612
00:32:51.799 --> 00:32:57.480
<v Speaker 2>I still think Marilyn Monroe is attractive, even if you say,

613
00:32:57.519 --> 00:33:01.039
<v Speaker 2>like she's averaged by today's standards. I see why she

614
00:33:01.200 --> 00:33:06.640
<v Speaker 2>is celebrated as a beautiful person and as a beauty icon. Yeah,

615
00:33:07.079 --> 00:33:09.720
<v Speaker 2>and then you go back even further to somebody like

616
00:33:09.839 --> 00:33:15.240
<v Speaker 2>Audrey Hepburn or even Catherine Hepburn, who's like more masculine

617
00:33:15.240 --> 00:33:18.680
<v Speaker 2>and stuff. You know, it's like total dick. Yeah, total

618
00:33:18.720 --> 00:33:19.920
<v Speaker 2>fucking burburger.

619
00:33:20.880 --> 00:33:23.119
<v Speaker 1>But it's like these bitches. Uh.

620
00:33:23.720 --> 00:33:27.359
<v Speaker 2>While I wouldn't say like, oh that's my type, I

621
00:33:27.400 --> 00:33:33.559
<v Speaker 2>can absolutely see the appeal of like the time, the girl,

622
00:33:34.559 --> 00:33:38.599
<v Speaker 2>the the whatever the attribute is. It's just that we're

623
00:33:38.640 --> 00:33:40.839
<v Speaker 2>not living in that time right now. And I don't

624
00:33:40.920 --> 00:33:46.480
<v Speaker 2>know that long legs is has ever really been. I mean,

625
00:33:46.519 --> 00:33:49.279
<v Speaker 2>it's just like having a big ass, right, Like big

626
00:33:49.319 --> 00:33:52.920
<v Speaker 2>butts are are great as long as they're not on

627
00:33:53.160 --> 00:33:53.960
<v Speaker 2>ROSI O'Donnell.

628
00:33:54.559 --> 00:33:57.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, if you're a sloppy pig the

629
00:33:57.480 --> 00:33:59.160
<v Speaker 1>rest of you, like, who gives a shit?

630
00:33:59.640 --> 00:34:03.039
<v Speaker 2>It's been but within within reason, you.

631
00:34:03.000 --> 00:34:07.480
<v Speaker 1>Know, sure, sure, sure. So Jen goes in finally to

632
00:34:07.519 --> 00:34:10.840
<v Speaker 1>get out of her blood or whatever, right, and I go, hey,

633
00:34:11.119 --> 00:34:14.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna go grab coffee for both of us because

634
00:34:14.360 --> 00:34:16.639
<v Speaker 1>she couldn't she had the fast and not drink coffee.

635
00:34:16.800 --> 00:34:19.239
<v Speaker 1>So I'm gonna go downstairs and grab coffee. I go

636
00:34:19.239 --> 00:34:22.840
<v Speaker 1>to their Starbucks at this it's the Hudson Regional Hospital.

637
00:34:23.679 --> 00:34:23.800
<v Speaker 5>Huh.

638
00:34:24.760 --> 00:34:28.599
<v Speaker 1>The Starbucks is not actually a Starbucks, but the stuff

639
00:34:28.639 --> 00:34:33.480
<v Speaker 1>is branded as a Starbucks. Specifically, here's why I got

640
00:34:33.519 --> 00:34:35.800
<v Speaker 1>the idea was not actually a Starbucks.

641
00:34:35.920 --> 00:34:37.559
<v Speaker 2>What it's like Folgers or something.

642
00:34:37.880 --> 00:34:41.760
<v Speaker 1>Uh no, No, I'm not like being a cunt and

643
00:34:41.800 --> 00:34:44.599
<v Speaker 1>like commenting on the quality of the coffee. It's like

644
00:34:45.199 --> 00:34:48.960
<v Speaker 1>they bought Starbucks cups on Amazon or something and they're

645
00:34:49.079 --> 00:34:52.880
<v Speaker 1>selling coffee as Starbucks. I don't know. Problem is it?

646
00:34:52.920 --> 00:34:55.599
<v Speaker 2>Is it Starbucks coffee though that they're brewing like that

647
00:34:55.639 --> 00:34:56.519
<v Speaker 2>you buy from the store.

648
00:34:56.840 --> 00:35:02.519
<v Speaker 1>The only reason I don't I think it's Starbucks coffee

649
00:35:02.840 --> 00:35:06.239
<v Speaker 1>is because when I went over to where the creamers were,

650
00:35:06.639 --> 00:35:11.000
<v Speaker 1>there was also a pot of chicken soup that you

651
00:35:11.039 --> 00:35:13.639
<v Speaker 1>could scoop into a bowl and bring in pay at

652
00:35:13.639 --> 00:35:16.440
<v Speaker 1>the front. Now, Starbucks doesn't really have an open soup

653
00:35:16.519 --> 00:35:18.320
<v Speaker 1>policy in that way, I don't believe.

654
00:35:19.320 --> 00:35:21.760
<v Speaker 2>I mean, they're always changing their menu though I always

655
00:35:21.800 --> 00:35:23.480
<v Speaker 2>see different varieties of cake pops.

656
00:35:23.719 --> 00:35:28.159
<v Speaker 1>There was also an unbranded seven to eleven heater one

657
00:35:28.199 --> 00:35:31.400
<v Speaker 1>of those heaters, and there were empanadas inside. Now again

658
00:35:31.440 --> 00:35:33.119
<v Speaker 1>this was in a seven eleven one. I'm just giving

659
00:35:33.119 --> 00:35:36.400
<v Speaker 1>you the idea of the size of you know, their

660
00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:40.079
<v Speaker 1>little warm deck area or empanadas in there. And again,

661
00:35:40.639 --> 00:35:44.079
<v Speaker 1>I know Starbucks is trying to become more international, but

662
00:35:44.199 --> 00:35:48.199
<v Speaker 1>I've never seen them sell empanadas. Third thing, was there

663
00:35:48.360 --> 00:35:51.920
<v Speaker 1>was a live chicken running around at my feet at.

664
00:35:51.800 --> 00:35:52.920
<v Speaker 2>One Shut the fuck up.

665
00:35:53.119 --> 00:35:55.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh I'm fucking on that one. I'm just fucking on

666
00:35:55.360 --> 00:35:58.320
<v Speaker 1>that one. But yes. So I get two coffees and

667
00:35:58.400 --> 00:36:00.199
<v Speaker 1>like a bag of chips. I'm like, maybe she'll want

668
00:36:00.199 --> 00:36:02.159
<v Speaker 1>something to eat afterwards.

669
00:36:01.639 --> 00:36:02.960
<v Speaker 2>Her blood you gave her.

670
00:36:04.159 --> 00:36:08.400
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmm. Well no. I get upstairs and the gorgeous

671
00:36:08.559 --> 00:36:12.280
<v Speaker 1>Spanish woman with the plump ass and long legs is

672
00:36:12.400 --> 00:36:14.840
<v Speaker 1>in a catcher's position, and I'm like, ooh, this bitch

673
00:36:14.920 --> 00:36:15.760
<v Speaker 1>is twerking nice.

674
00:36:15.760 --> 00:36:18.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh nice, she's shitting' all right?

675
00:36:18.639 --> 00:36:21.199
<v Speaker 1>I see, Oh yeah, she's gonna just shit her pants

676
00:36:21.239 --> 00:36:25.480
<v Speaker 1>in the middle of the hospital. I then look in

677
00:36:25.519 --> 00:36:29.000
<v Speaker 1>and I see three other Hispanic women gathering around a

678
00:36:29.039 --> 00:36:32.960
<v Speaker 1>person who's laying on the floor. And the last time

679
00:36:33.000 --> 00:36:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I was up there and little Lady Jen was the

680
00:36:35.920 --> 00:36:39.519
<v Speaker 1>person that was in the room. So it's weird because

681
00:36:39.559 --> 00:36:41.960
<v Speaker 1>why would Jen be passed out on the floor.

682
00:36:42.639 --> 00:36:45.320
<v Speaker 2>Damn? I wonder if she just saw the fucking lady's

683
00:36:45.320 --> 00:36:46.719
<v Speaker 2>torkin and it was too much for her.

684
00:36:47.679 --> 00:36:52.400
<v Speaker 1>They stuck Jen with the needle and immediately they went sweaty,

685
00:36:52.440 --> 00:36:55.199
<v Speaker 1>you're going white? Are you okay? And Jen's head just

686
00:36:55.280 --> 00:36:57.679
<v Speaker 1>kind of went sideways and they tried to get her

687
00:36:57.679 --> 00:36:59.639
<v Speaker 1>to stand up. When she did, they had to sit

688
00:36:59.679 --> 00:37:02.239
<v Speaker 1>her down. She just kind of passed out. So I

689
00:37:02.360 --> 00:37:04.199
<v Speaker 1>come up and they're putting her feet up on a

690
00:37:04.320 --> 00:37:06.920
<v Speaker 1>chair and I'm just holding this coffee and there's this

691
00:37:06.960 --> 00:37:09.079
<v Speaker 1>black dude in the waiting room and he's watching me

692
00:37:09.159 --> 00:37:12.119
<v Speaker 1>hold this coffee like I'm fucking I don't know Gunther

693
00:37:12.320 --> 00:37:13.880
<v Speaker 1>and Friends, and.

694
00:37:14.639 --> 00:37:17.960
<v Speaker 2>I don't get the reference, but I hate Friends, so

695
00:37:18.320 --> 00:37:19.519
<v Speaker 2>I'm laughing he was.

696
00:37:19.639 --> 00:37:21.559
<v Speaker 1>I didn't never really watch Friends. I just know he

697
00:37:21.679 --> 00:37:24.920
<v Speaker 1>was that gay coffee guy. He would hang out of

698
00:37:25.159 --> 00:37:26.719
<v Speaker 1>the coffee. He was his home up.

699
00:37:26.800 --> 00:37:28.679
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I explain it more Happy Pride month.

700
00:37:29.280 --> 00:37:32.000
<v Speaker 1>So I'm balancing the coffee and this black dude goes, hey, brother,

701
00:37:32.039 --> 00:37:33.559
<v Speaker 1>you want me to hold that coffee for you. I go,

702
00:37:33.679 --> 00:37:35.679
<v Speaker 1>thank you so much. Man, Here you go take it.

703
00:37:35.920 --> 00:37:37.519
<v Speaker 1>I want it to off from the chips, but I

704
00:37:37.519 --> 00:37:40.199
<v Speaker 1>thought that would be insulting. So I did you think

705
00:37:40.239 --> 00:37:41.280
<v Speaker 1>he's fucking homeless?

706
00:37:41.559 --> 00:37:43.280
<v Speaker 2>Well you think I never had chips before?

707
00:37:43.639 --> 00:37:45.239
<v Speaker 4>Yeah?

708
00:37:45.360 --> 00:37:50.000
<v Speaker 1>You think I never had Lai's delicious kettle cook that's.

709
00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:51.800
<v Speaker 2>Due kettle Cook's overrated.

710
00:37:52.360 --> 00:37:54.199
<v Speaker 1>Nah, pretty good man, I.

711
00:37:54.159 --> 00:37:56.800
<v Speaker 2>Mean, they're good. But what's good about kettle cook is

712
00:37:56.800 --> 00:38:00.440
<v Speaker 2>they have a different variety of flavors. Yeah, salt, pepper

713
00:38:00.679 --> 00:38:01.480
<v Speaker 2>and jalapino.

714
00:38:02.760 --> 00:38:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Those are my favorites.

715
00:38:03.920 --> 00:38:07.320
<v Speaker 2>But continue, But it's like, if you're talking potato chips

716
00:38:07.320 --> 00:38:09.800
<v Speaker 2>and you're talking lays, how are you going to beat

717
00:38:09.800 --> 00:38:10.639
<v Speaker 2>the classic yella?

718
00:38:11.480 --> 00:38:14.760
<v Speaker 1>That's a fair point, the classic yellow. So anyway, my

719
00:38:14.800 --> 00:38:16.440
<v Speaker 1>wife's passed out on the floor.

720
00:38:16.920 --> 00:38:19.280
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, dude, that's what I don't get about those fasting things.

721
00:38:19.280 --> 00:38:21.599
<v Speaker 2>They tell you not to eat and then they stick

722
00:38:21.639 --> 00:38:22.719
<v Speaker 2>you with a fucking needle.

723
00:38:22.760 --> 00:38:25.800
<v Speaker 1>What do you think is gonna happen. I've never passed

724
00:38:25.840 --> 00:38:27.360
<v Speaker 1>out from giving blood before.

725
00:38:28.079 --> 00:38:31.360
<v Speaker 2>It's if you don't eat. It's very common when you

726
00:38:31.480 --> 00:38:34.719
<v Speaker 2>lose blood to get light headed and to faint.

727
00:38:35.119 --> 00:38:37.840
<v Speaker 1>I believe it because likely it's something to do with

728
00:38:37.840 --> 00:38:40.559
<v Speaker 1>your blood sugar, probably, right, which is why they have

729
00:38:40.639 --> 00:38:46.559
<v Speaker 1>little things the juice for you afterwards. No, it's fine,

730
00:38:46.679 --> 00:38:49.320
<v Speaker 1>she comes to, she gives her blood, she gives her piss,

731
00:38:49.480 --> 00:38:52.280
<v Speaker 1>no incident, We're all good. You have to give a

732
00:38:52.280 --> 00:38:56.920
<v Speaker 1>shit sample. Yeah, sorry, I smeared it on the outside.

733
00:38:58.920 --> 00:39:00.039
<v Speaker 1>I called it on my hair.

734
00:39:00.039 --> 00:39:03.679
<v Speaker 2>And oh you gotta swab for this.

735
00:39:03.880 --> 00:39:05.760
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, they put it in the bag and it just

736
00:39:05.880 --> 00:39:07.159
<v Speaker 1>smears along the bag.

737
00:39:09.719 --> 00:39:13.519
<v Speaker 2>So ship being a ship doctor's got to be the

738
00:39:13.559 --> 00:39:15.400
<v Speaker 2>worst kind of doctor, the kind where you got to

739
00:39:15.480 --> 00:39:17.840
<v Speaker 2>like take ship out of one person and put it

740
00:39:17.840 --> 00:39:20.039
<v Speaker 2>in another person's intestines.

741
00:39:19.880 --> 00:39:21.159
<v Speaker 1>Like like a hippie thing.

742
00:39:22.199 --> 00:39:24.960
<v Speaker 2>Now, that's a real medical procedure, like to build up

743
00:39:25.320 --> 00:39:28.079
<v Speaker 2>Like if you have a gut bacteria, like an issue

744
00:39:28.079 --> 00:39:31.239
<v Speaker 2>with your bacteria and they're not breaking down food or whatever,

745
00:39:31.480 --> 00:39:34.320
<v Speaker 2>they can take the shit out of a healthy person

746
00:39:34.679 --> 00:39:37.679
<v Speaker 2>and stick it in your asshole like surgically, you know,

747
00:39:37.760 --> 00:39:39.280
<v Speaker 2>with a glove or something.

748
00:39:40.199 --> 00:39:45.719
<v Speaker 6>With a turkey baster. Yeah, oh, imagine there with the bellows.

749
00:39:47.159 --> 00:39:53.679
<v Speaker 6>Close your eyes and really imagine the feeling of of

750
00:39:53.760 --> 00:39:58.239
<v Speaker 6>a jerky baster all of someone else's ship being pumped

751
00:39:58.280 --> 00:39:59.000
<v Speaker 6>into your body.

752
00:39:59.280 --> 00:40:01.800
<v Speaker 1>That's the worst thing I've seen. And I watched that

753
00:40:01.840 --> 00:40:04.679
<v Speaker 1>guy eat those fucking corn and peas out of that.

754
00:40:06.000 --> 00:40:08.440
<v Speaker 1>It's worse visual than the corn and peace for sure.

755
00:40:08.599 --> 00:40:11.440
<v Speaker 1>Not good. It's not good. No, But I.

756
00:40:11.440 --> 00:40:15.400
<v Speaker 2>Bet you is micro bio mis thanking him right now.

757
00:40:16.800 --> 00:40:19.320
<v Speaker 1>But that is also I think south Park made fun

758
00:40:19.320 --> 00:40:21.519
<v Speaker 1>of that. I think that's also started either as like

759
00:40:21.559 --> 00:40:24.719
<v Speaker 1>a holistic thing. I understand there is an actual procedure

760
00:40:24.800 --> 00:40:28.119
<v Speaker 1>where you move that, but I remember who's the jew

761
00:40:28.239 --> 00:40:31.360
<v Speaker 1>Kyle's mom didn't she have There was an episode where

762
00:40:31.559 --> 00:40:34.000
<v Speaker 1>she had some kind of shit transplant and it made

763
00:40:34.039 --> 00:40:36.679
<v Speaker 1>her feel healthier or lose weight, and all the other

764
00:40:36.719 --> 00:40:39.039
<v Speaker 1>women were trying to get her shit. It wasn't a

765
00:40:39.039 --> 00:40:41.280
<v Speaker 1>great episode. It was only the recent seasons.

766
00:40:41.400 --> 00:40:44.159
<v Speaker 2>Well, a lot of people will take the medical procedures

767
00:40:44.159 --> 00:40:46.760
<v Speaker 2>and then turn them into fads, right like ozempic where

768
00:40:46.800 --> 00:40:49.559
<v Speaker 2>it's like that's what South Park just did recently, where

769
00:40:49.599 --> 00:40:54.119
<v Speaker 2>it's like it started for healthy people and now people

770
00:40:54.119 --> 00:40:56.920
<v Speaker 2>who don't necessarily need the drug or taking it to

771
00:40:57.000 --> 00:41:02.199
<v Speaker 2>lose weight when other people need it and they can't

772
00:41:02.239 --> 00:41:05.840
<v Speaker 2>get it. And I think that's like kind of the

773
00:41:05.880 --> 00:41:12.039
<v Speaker 2>same thing right where it's like it's the same idea

774
00:41:12.079 --> 00:41:15.039
<v Speaker 2>where it's like it can be have a completely valid

775
00:41:15.079 --> 00:41:19.039
<v Speaker 2>medical use, but then people can go crazy with it,

776
00:41:19.119 --> 00:41:19.960
<v Speaker 2>you know, Yeah, yeah.

777
00:41:19.880 --> 00:41:21.719
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I get it. No, it makes sense, by the way,

778
00:41:22.719 --> 00:41:25.320
<v Speaker 1>a zempic, that's the us y I don't I would

779
00:41:25.320 --> 00:41:29.199
<v Speaker 1>benefit from after all. Uh No, I'm not some pussy

780
00:41:29.280 --> 00:41:33.400
<v Speaker 1>that needs pharmacological drugs. Here's the thing I needed to

781
00:41:33.440 --> 00:41:36.760
<v Speaker 1>lose weight. I wanted to get ozempic. I couldn't get ozempic.

782
00:41:37.079 --> 00:41:40.239
<v Speaker 1>I'm proud to announce that today I am one point

783
00:41:40.280 --> 00:41:44.280
<v Speaker 1>four pounds below my COVID starting weight. I lost Wow,

784
00:41:44.760 --> 00:41:47.199
<v Speaker 1>seventy one and a half pounds.

785
00:41:47.559 --> 00:41:49.840
<v Speaker 2>Congratulations whatever I'm clapping.

786
00:41:49.519 --> 00:41:51.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh zempic. All I had to do was eat meat

787
00:41:52.039 --> 00:41:55.840
<v Speaker 1>anytime I was hungry. Just eat some meat. Now, depression, sadness,

788
00:41:55.880 --> 00:42:00.360
<v Speaker 1>eats some meat. Fucking you feel like you're adhd eat meat.

789
00:42:00.400 --> 00:42:02.239
<v Speaker 1>You an insel, you want to shoot up your school?

790
00:42:02.280 --> 00:42:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Eats a meat. Just do that fixes all your meat

791
00:42:04.920 --> 00:42:07.800
<v Speaker 1>to come, eat some meat. I do shit, eat some meat.

792
00:42:07.920 --> 00:42:10.119
<v Speaker 1>I do have to go to my gi doctor on

793
00:42:10.199 --> 00:42:13.840
<v Speaker 1>Wednesday because my guts have been swollen since Cinco Demayo.

794
00:42:14.440 --> 00:42:16.760
<v Speaker 2>So I mean that happens when I eat a lot

795
00:42:16.760 --> 00:42:17.039
<v Speaker 2>of meat.

796
00:42:17.079 --> 00:42:20.280
<v Speaker 1>Dude, that's just eat and I think I figured it out.

797
00:42:20.320 --> 00:42:21.440
<v Speaker 1>Maybe too much meat?

798
00:42:23.119 --> 00:42:26.199
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, just have like a tortilla every stid Like,

799
00:42:26.559 --> 00:42:29.280
<v Speaker 2>that's what I do when I make tacos. I have

800
00:42:29.400 --> 00:42:32.320
<v Speaker 2>like one of those little street taco tortillas, the small ones.

801
00:42:32.360 --> 00:42:35.039
<v Speaker 2>But then I feel it with so much meat and onions.

802
00:42:35.400 --> 00:42:36.559
<v Speaker 1>Okay, so you got your meat.

803
00:42:36.599 --> 00:42:39.239
<v Speaker 2>Then right, got so much meat and it's just a

804
00:42:39.280 --> 00:42:41.960
<v Speaker 2>little bit of tortilla. So it's like it's most I'm

805
00:42:41.960 --> 00:42:43.480
<v Speaker 2>trying to copy you, you know, but it's like I

806
00:42:43.519 --> 00:42:44.079
<v Speaker 2>can't give.

807
00:42:43.960 --> 00:42:44.480
<v Speaker 1>Up the bread.

808
00:42:44.480 --> 00:42:46.880
<v Speaker 2>I gotta have a little tortilla, so I have so

809
00:42:47.159 --> 00:42:50.280
<v Speaker 2>much meat and then my shit comes out like, you know,

810
00:42:50.440 --> 00:42:57.440
<v Speaker 2>just like blended onion, stew onion, porridge.

811
00:42:57.559 --> 00:42:59.639
<v Speaker 1>What were DJ names?

812
00:43:01.039 --> 00:43:02.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't remember it all.

813
00:43:02.119 --> 00:43:06.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh Joe, Joe. Somebody commented in the Patreon it was

814
00:43:06.800 --> 00:43:11.679
<v Speaker 1>meat and something bully, I don't remember. I don't remember

815
00:43:11.719 --> 00:43:14.480
<v Speaker 1>what it was. Yeah, Joe, let us know what it was,

816
00:43:15.119 --> 00:43:17.920
<v Speaker 1>meet and what we got to design a logo with

817
00:43:18.039 --> 00:43:23.599
<v Speaker 1>it and then it'll stick. So on the way back, right,

818
00:43:24.119 --> 00:43:25.960
<v Speaker 1>I break it down. I go, hey, I'm going to

819
00:43:26.039 --> 00:43:27.639
<v Speaker 1>do the same thing as last time. I don't want

820
00:43:27.639 --> 00:43:29.440
<v Speaker 1>to get stuck in the car lane where it's all

821
00:43:29.519 --> 00:43:32.239
<v Speaker 1>jammed up and real tight, especially with her having just

822
00:43:32.320 --> 00:43:35.079
<v Speaker 1>passed out. She's not a real good navigator right now

823
00:43:35.119 --> 00:43:36.880
<v Speaker 1>because their head's all fucking dizzy.

824
00:43:37.159 --> 00:43:39.079
<v Speaker 2>So wait a minute, But what did they do at

825
00:43:39.079 --> 00:43:41.000
<v Speaker 2>the procedure? They just looked at her blood and piss

826
00:43:41.079 --> 00:43:42.039
<v Speaker 2>and then they told you to go.

827
00:43:42.519 --> 00:43:45.440
<v Speaker 1>It's a pre op work up. So she's having surgery

828
00:43:45.480 --> 00:43:49.079
<v Speaker 1>on the fourteenth, and it's it's yeah, they got to

829
00:43:49.079 --> 00:43:51.519
<v Speaker 1>make sure your cholesterol levels are good and this and

830
00:43:51.519 --> 00:43:51.840
<v Speaker 1>that one.

831
00:43:51.920 --> 00:43:55.440
<v Speaker 2>So it's fine, it's all, it's fine. No, yeah, I

832
00:43:56.119 --> 00:43:58.639
<v Speaker 2>hate to like just brush your chick aside, but it's like,

833
00:43:59.000 --> 00:44:01.960
<v Speaker 2>come on, until they're taking into her with a scalpel, Like,

834
00:44:02.039 --> 00:44:03.400
<v Speaker 2>what the fuck do I care?

835
00:44:04.360 --> 00:44:07.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I apologize. I was just trying to eat some

836
00:44:07.960 --> 00:44:12.840
<v Speaker 1>time here, but okay, go on. Uh. I decided I'm

837
00:44:12.880 --> 00:44:15.440
<v Speaker 1>gonna take the truck lane again. Now here's the fucking problem.

838
00:44:16.440 --> 00:44:18.719
<v Speaker 1>The barriers are not on the car side on the

839
00:44:18.760 --> 00:44:19.199
<v Speaker 1>way home.

840
00:44:19.480 --> 00:44:24.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh shit, you fuck her? Oh no, so I me.

841
00:44:24.280 --> 00:44:25.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I didn't even think about.

842
00:44:25.599 --> 00:44:28.119
<v Speaker 2>Everything is reversed.

843
00:44:28.760 --> 00:44:31.920
<v Speaker 1>Well kind of, but they're working on something, yeah, mirrored,

844
00:44:32.079 --> 00:44:34.800
<v Speaker 1>but they're working on the op. Yeah. So I'm in

845
00:44:34.840 --> 00:44:38.079
<v Speaker 1>the truck lane and we're doing seventy and it's two lanes,

846
00:44:38.119 --> 00:44:45.119
<v Speaker 1>thank god, completely boxed in right yeah, yeah, farmers. There's

847
00:44:45.159 --> 00:44:48.639
<v Speaker 1>a truck in front of me at one point, and

848
00:44:50.199 --> 00:44:55.000
<v Speaker 1>he has those metal pipes all shit. Yeah, like the

849
00:44:55.039 --> 00:44:58.159
<v Speaker 1>ones from Final Destination that just ripped through the skull,

850
00:44:58.280 --> 00:45:01.119
<v Speaker 1>you know, as they fall off of the truck. That's

851
00:45:01.159 --> 00:45:04.800
<v Speaker 1>a good scene in the descent. Also, Yes, yeah, I

852
00:45:04.800 --> 00:45:07.679
<v Speaker 1>think I remember it. Yes, I'm gonna go watch it

853
00:45:07.719 --> 00:45:08.119
<v Speaker 1>after this.

854
00:45:08.400 --> 00:45:10.760
<v Speaker 2>It's a dream sequence, I think before they even go

855
00:45:10.840 --> 00:45:13.840
<v Speaker 2>in the cave. Yeah, Bean goes through this bitch's fucking face.

856
00:45:13.960 --> 00:45:14.599
<v Speaker 2>It wos.

857
00:45:15.199 --> 00:45:20.239
<v Speaker 1>So I need to get away from behind this truck, right,

858
00:45:20.639 --> 00:45:24.880
<v Speaker 1>I just have to. It's creepy, wonder. I was gonna

859
00:45:24.880 --> 00:45:27.960
<v Speaker 1>try and go over, but it didn't work either. Go

860
00:45:27.960 --> 00:45:33.440
<v Speaker 1>go gadget and get me away from this fucking truck please. Uh. Plus,

861
00:45:33.519 --> 00:45:35.639
<v Speaker 1>I hit that black eye on a bike man and

862
00:45:35.679 --> 00:45:38.320
<v Speaker 1>that wasn't even my fault that one time. So I

863
00:45:39.239 --> 00:45:42.800
<v Speaker 1>just don't like car stuff. Every accident. I just don't

864
00:45:42.880 --> 00:45:45.679
<v Speaker 1>like it. So anyway, I go, all right, I'll go

865
00:45:45.719 --> 00:45:47.400
<v Speaker 1>to the left of this guy and I'll try and

866
00:45:47.440 --> 00:45:51.800
<v Speaker 1>get as fast as I can ahead of him. Right right,

867
00:45:52.079 --> 00:45:54.639
<v Speaker 1>and it opens up to three lanes, so I got

868
00:45:54.639 --> 00:45:56.760
<v Speaker 1>a little breathing room if I can get up and

869
00:45:56.800 --> 00:45:59.480
<v Speaker 1>ahead of him. And then in that last lane, I'm

870
00:45:59.480 --> 00:46:03.159
<v Speaker 1>a lane away and ahead in the slow lane. I'm happy.

871
00:46:04.360 --> 00:46:05.760
<v Speaker 1>So I'm in all the way to the left lane.

872
00:46:05.800 --> 00:46:08.840
<v Speaker 1>I'm doing seventy five between this truck and the barrier

873
00:46:08.920 --> 00:46:14.039
<v Speaker 1>and the truck is swaying towards me. Okay, don't you

874
00:46:14.119 --> 00:46:16.800
<v Speaker 1>love that? The reason I'm trying to get ahead of

875
00:46:16.880 --> 00:46:22.519
<v Speaker 1>him is because he's swaying close, real close, like coming

876
00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:23.280
<v Speaker 1>on the line.

877
00:46:24.159 --> 00:46:27.440
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, yeah. Sometimes I'll just give him a honk,

878
00:46:27.559 --> 00:46:30.920
<v Speaker 2>like let him know, like, hey, motherfucker, this is my lane.

879
00:46:30.960 --> 00:46:33.800
<v Speaker 1>We were going so fast and I was so close

880
00:46:33.840 --> 00:46:36.599
<v Speaker 1>behind him because there was another truck kind of pushing

881
00:46:36.679 --> 00:46:39.400
<v Speaker 1>me ahead from behind that if I had beaped and

882
00:46:39.440 --> 00:46:41.079
<v Speaker 1>he had break checked me, I would have been killed.

883
00:46:41.199 --> 00:46:43.320
<v Speaker 1>I would have been crushed between the two trucks. Likely

884
00:46:43.960 --> 00:46:46.559
<v Speaker 1>it was two car lanths maybe.

885
00:46:46.440 --> 00:46:50.199
<v Speaker 2>Oh, now, dude, I would have breaked simultaneously so that

886
00:46:50.280 --> 00:46:54.960
<v Speaker 2>I matched his exact position in velocity, and I would

887
00:46:55.000 --> 00:46:58.039
<v Speaker 2>have locked in line with his tires and skid it

888
00:46:58.199 --> 00:47:03.679
<v Speaker 2>under the trailers carriage thing with the chains under there,

889
00:47:04.920 --> 00:47:10.320
<v Speaker 2>chain one of those chains connect to Oh those are

890
00:47:10.360 --> 00:47:13.079
<v Speaker 2>for the tires, all right, Well you put them on

891
00:47:13.119 --> 00:47:15.639
<v Speaker 2>the tires when this snow's real bad to give you traction?

892
00:47:15.920 --> 00:47:17.480
<v Speaker 1>All right? Real answer works?

893
00:47:17.519 --> 00:47:20.639
<v Speaker 2>Thanks, I mean, dude, I didn't want you to think

894
00:47:20.639 --> 00:47:23.119
<v Speaker 2>that there was still a slave times, because it used

895
00:47:23.159 --> 00:47:25.719
<v Speaker 2>to be like the slave drivers would just get out

896
00:47:25.760 --> 00:47:28.239
<v Speaker 2>and beat the slaves to the chain and then hurt

897
00:47:28.280 --> 00:47:30.639
<v Speaker 2>them all back into the trailer and then keep driving

898
00:47:30.679 --> 00:47:34.639
<v Speaker 2>to Nevada. Uh, how slavery was, folks.

899
00:47:35.039 --> 00:47:38.719
<v Speaker 1>So I'm doing eighty eighty five trying to get ahead

900
00:47:38.719 --> 00:47:41.119
<v Speaker 1>of this guy in that narrow lane we talked about,

901
00:47:41.639 --> 00:47:46.239
<v Speaker 1>and he starts swaying towards me. Okay, okay, okay, real close,

902
00:47:46.519 --> 00:47:51.719
<v Speaker 1>and it felt like it felt like he was six

903
00:47:51.800 --> 00:47:55.159
<v Speaker 1>inches away or whatever it was where I felt the

904
00:47:55.280 --> 00:47:58.320
<v Speaker 1>truck on me next to gen store. Obviously it wasn't

905
00:47:58.360 --> 00:48:01.119
<v Speaker 1>close enough for the mirrors to hit. But I'm just

906
00:48:01.480 --> 00:48:04.239
<v Speaker 1>peddled up, just pound against I'm doing eighty five, just

907
00:48:04.280 --> 00:48:06.440
<v Speaker 1>trying to get ahead of him, not get crushed because

908
00:48:06.440 --> 00:48:09.760
<v Speaker 1>if he hits me, the barriers there and he's a giant,

909
00:48:09.800 --> 00:48:14.039
<v Speaker 1>heavy truck and I'm a kiah okay, so he's fucked

910
00:48:15.199 --> 00:48:20.480
<v Speaker 1>yeah yeah, yeah uh, And I fucking find a way

911
00:48:20.480 --> 00:48:23.400
<v Speaker 1>to rip ahead, and I cut over two lanes and

912
00:48:23.599 --> 00:48:28.000
<v Speaker 1>just before we got to that, I rip ahead of him,

913
00:48:28.039 --> 00:48:30.679
<v Speaker 1>but he had to swing back over because I think

914
00:48:30.719 --> 00:48:32.719
<v Speaker 1>he realized how fucking close he was.

915
00:48:33.519 --> 00:48:36.559
<v Speaker 2>So I almost killed those little kids. It was two

916
00:48:36.599 --> 00:48:42.840
<v Speaker 2>fucking weird thirty your kids until you fucking bro create. Man,

917
00:48:42.880 --> 00:48:44.880
<v Speaker 2>that's just how it works. Like you're always going to

918
00:48:44.920 --> 00:48:45.599
<v Speaker 2>be a kid to me?

919
00:48:46.239 --> 00:48:47.199
<v Speaker 1>Is it? Shut up?

920
00:48:47.400 --> 00:48:49.480
<v Speaker 2>What the fuck care?

921
00:48:49.480 --> 00:48:53.000
<v Speaker 1>I don't care? Uh you want to go?

922
00:48:53.320 --> 00:48:56.679
<v Speaker 2>You got so much kid? Yeah, I did want to

923
00:48:56.679 --> 00:48:59.480
<v Speaker 2>talk about this. I think this is the best. This

924
00:48:59.559 --> 00:49:02.079
<v Speaker 2>is the best tactic in war I've seen since the

925
00:49:02.280 --> 00:49:05.719
<v Speaker 2>Vietcong covered spikes and ship and buried them in leaves

926
00:49:05.719 --> 00:49:07.880
<v Speaker 2>for archieies to fall onto.

927
00:49:09.239 --> 00:49:09.639
<v Speaker 1>Sticks.

928
00:49:10.000 --> 00:49:16.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, we're really smart. You read the headline, North

929
00:49:16.079 --> 00:49:20.679
<v Speaker 2>Korea floats more rubbish filled balloons over South. Rubbish for

930
00:49:20.719 --> 00:49:23.760
<v Speaker 2>those the uninitiated, is British for shit.

931
00:49:24.480 --> 00:49:26.239
<v Speaker 1>No, I think it's trash.

932
00:49:27.079 --> 00:49:29.559
<v Speaker 2>I thought it was shit. I thought it's rubbish as shit,

933
00:49:29.679 --> 00:49:31.039
<v Speaker 2>it's ship, it's shite.

934
00:49:31.800 --> 00:49:34.880
<v Speaker 1>No, go throw that rubbish over there. That's not how

935
00:49:34.920 --> 00:49:35.440
<v Speaker 1>it goes.

936
00:49:36.000 --> 00:49:38.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh no, you're bad at British. Shut up.

937
00:49:39.599 --> 00:49:46.800
<v Speaker 1>Rubbish meaning in English useless waste or rejected matter. Trash

938
00:49:46.800 --> 00:49:50.800
<v Speaker 1>that's my ship is something that is worthless or nonsensical.

939
00:49:51.400 --> 00:49:54.360
<v Speaker 2>Rejected matter is what I literally look in the toilet

940
00:49:54.440 --> 00:49:58.360
<v Speaker 2>every day and I'm like bye bye. Rejected matter made

941
00:49:58.400 --> 00:49:58.800
<v Speaker 2>it cut.

942
00:49:59.159 --> 00:50:01.079
<v Speaker 1>I was just gonna say you didn't make the cut.

943
00:50:02.639 --> 00:50:02.840
<v Speaker 3>Uh.

944
00:50:02.920 --> 00:50:05.519
<v Speaker 1>North Korea is sending more balloons carrying rubbish across the

945
00:50:05.559 --> 00:50:09.079
<v Speaker 1>heavily fortified southern border. South Korea's military has said. It

946
00:50:09.159 --> 00:50:11.280
<v Speaker 1>comes just days after North Korea appeared to send at

947
00:50:11.360 --> 00:50:14.280
<v Speaker 1>least oh man, imagine if it was shit, and imagine

948
00:50:14.320 --> 00:50:16.360
<v Speaker 1>being the guy having to fill them.

949
00:50:16.559 --> 00:50:19.039
<v Speaker 2>I mean, if it's trash, there's definite least one diaper

950
00:50:19.159 --> 00:50:20.199
<v Speaker 2>or turret or something.

951
00:50:20.280 --> 00:50:24.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh sure, yeah, no, there's one hundred some form of

952
00:50:24.079 --> 00:50:29.719
<v Speaker 1>shit in there. Yeah. Well, rats North Korea. Though they

953
00:50:29.800 --> 00:50:32.800
<v Speaker 1>might be sending like human bones over or something, aren't

954
00:50:32.800 --> 00:50:34.280
<v Speaker 1>they eating each other now?

955
00:50:35.039 --> 00:50:36.760
<v Speaker 2>I don't know what the fuck they're doing. I feel

956
00:50:36.760 --> 00:50:38.079
<v Speaker 2>like they could eat the dirt right.

957
00:50:38.519 --> 00:50:41.280
<v Speaker 1>I don't think his dirt is very sustainable.

958
00:50:41.800 --> 00:50:45.760
<v Speaker 2>Hey, dude, the Irish did it. We were slaves. We

959
00:50:45.960 --> 00:50:49.519
<v Speaker 2>ate dirt, we ate potatoes. You look at we bounced back.

960
00:50:49.719 --> 00:50:51.079
<v Speaker 1>They're still doing it.

961
00:50:51.800 --> 00:50:56.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, yeah, fighting Irish.

962
00:50:56.320 --> 00:51:00.519
<v Speaker 1>South Koreas Defense minister shinwonk sek called it unimmassed, generally

963
00:51:00.599 --> 00:51:03.920
<v Speaker 1>petty and low grade behavior. I mean, aren't they kind

964
00:51:03.960 --> 00:51:07.400
<v Speaker 1>of technically at a war, a cold war or something.

965
00:51:07.880 --> 00:51:13.920
<v Speaker 2>It's bullshit. I think they are A, yeah, it's it's

966
00:51:13.960 --> 00:51:17.039
<v Speaker 2>what is it? A ceasefire is what it's called. They

967
00:51:17.039 --> 00:51:20.840
<v Speaker 2>are something like that, the Korean War is technically still happening.

968
00:51:21.960 --> 00:51:23.239
<v Speaker 1>We should send in troops.

969
00:51:23.800 --> 00:51:25.800
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, we should send in balloons full of our

970
00:51:25.880 --> 00:51:29.920
<v Speaker 2>shit and come, we'll fucking keep escalating. It's like a

971
00:51:30.000 --> 00:51:33.559
<v Speaker 2>it's a new Cold war. It's the fucking it's the

972
00:51:33.840 --> 00:51:37.119
<v Speaker 2>sewage that what is the foul war? That's what it is?

973
00:51:37.519 --> 00:51:38.559
<v Speaker 1>How would they?

974
00:51:39.679 --> 00:51:39.760
<v Speaker 6>So?

975
00:51:39.880 --> 00:51:41.519
<v Speaker 1>I do think this is a brilliant tactic. I do

976
00:51:41.679 --> 00:51:44.119
<v Speaker 1>like the idea of using balloons to float over shit

977
00:51:44.320 --> 00:51:47.760
<v Speaker 1>or human waste or just waste in general, and hoping

978
00:51:47.800 --> 00:51:51.639
<v Speaker 1>that it pops and lands onto one of these people.

979
00:51:53.000 --> 00:51:54.920
<v Speaker 2>Or just hoping that it solves climate change.

980
00:51:55.400 --> 00:51:59.519
<v Speaker 1>What was the think I was gonna say? I forget.

981
00:52:00.280 --> 00:52:01.920
<v Speaker 2>It's kind of a nice way to be at war.

982
00:52:02.079 --> 00:52:03.400
<v Speaker 2>It's better than killing each other.

983
00:52:03.519 --> 00:52:07.360
<v Speaker 1>Right, Yeah, I guess, so, I guess we should comment

984
00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:08.119
<v Speaker 1>on this.

985
00:52:08.519 --> 00:52:11.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, this is this is real good. I like

986
00:52:11.360 --> 00:52:11.920
<v Speaker 2>this clip.

987
00:52:12.239 --> 00:52:16.880
<v Speaker 1>Trump unfairly convicted on thirty four counts my opinion.

988
00:52:16.719 --> 00:52:19.079
<v Speaker 2>I don't really care about well, I mean, I don't

989
00:52:19.079 --> 00:52:20.880
<v Speaker 2>know if it was unfairly or not, because I haven't

990
00:52:20.880 --> 00:52:24.679
<v Speaker 2>followed it enough. I'll just say for now, Yeah, sure

991
00:52:24.719 --> 00:52:26.039
<v Speaker 2>it was unfair because the.

992
00:52:26.079 --> 00:52:28.480
<v Speaker 1>Only part of the thing I don't want to I

993
00:52:28.559 --> 00:52:30.519
<v Speaker 1>want to clarify my own self here, not to argue

994
00:52:30.559 --> 00:52:33.280
<v Speaker 1>or whatever. The timing of it I thought was the

995
00:52:33.280 --> 00:52:35.320
<v Speaker 1>only kind of unfair part. It's in the middle of

996
00:52:35.360 --> 00:52:38.239
<v Speaker 1>this when you did have from the end of twenty twenty,

997
00:52:38.519 --> 00:52:41.880
<v Speaker 1>you know, from when he left office execute these kinds

998
00:52:41.920 --> 00:52:45.039
<v Speaker 1>of things. I just timing wise, that's the only I

999
00:52:45.400 --> 00:52:48.320
<v Speaker 1>believe everyone should have their day in court and should

1000
00:52:48.360 --> 00:52:52.280
<v Speaker 1>be charged if they committed a crime. It's just timing wise.

1001
00:52:52.320 --> 00:52:54.039
<v Speaker 1>There are a lot of there are things that make

1002
00:52:54.119 --> 00:52:57.039
<v Speaker 1>it look political, whether it is or not, and we

1003
00:52:57.280 --> 00:53:02.840
<v Speaker 1>have to understand narrative and perception is very important in politics.

1004
00:53:03.239 --> 00:53:05.519
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I kind of take the argument that

1005
00:53:05.559 --> 00:53:07.880
<v Speaker 2>Trump made at the beginning, where it's like, how can

1006
00:53:07.960 --> 00:53:11.599
<v Speaker 2>you get a jury of his peers? He has no peers.

1007
00:53:11.800 --> 00:53:13.360
<v Speaker 2>He stands in a league of his own.

1008
00:53:13.559 --> 00:53:16.280
<v Speaker 1>I never heard that, and that does kind of make sense. Yeah,

1009
00:53:16.480 --> 00:53:17.360
<v Speaker 1>just execute him.

1010
00:53:17.480 --> 00:53:19.400
<v Speaker 2>You know, there's no one else like him. You can't

1011
00:53:19.400 --> 00:53:22.800
<v Speaker 2>try him, so you know, just like gotta get rid

1012
00:53:22.840 --> 00:53:23.159
<v Speaker 2>of him.

1013
00:53:23.280 --> 00:53:26.239
<v Speaker 1>It is funny that there are people who look at

1014
00:53:26.320 --> 00:53:30.320
<v Speaker 1>him in that way in real life, but who look

1015
00:53:30.320 --> 00:53:33.400
<v Speaker 1>at him as a rasputant type character?

1016
00:53:34.719 --> 00:53:36.679
<v Speaker 2>Wait, what do you mean, Oh, you just can't kill.

1017
00:53:36.599 --> 00:53:39.400
<v Speaker 1>Him, not only executing this man, we have to behead

1018
00:53:39.519 --> 00:53:44.199
<v Speaker 1>him and quarter him and bury limbs at sea. Otherwise

1019
00:53:44.239 --> 00:53:47.719
<v Speaker 1>there's a chance, yeah goodness that he comes back. So

1020
00:53:48.199 --> 00:53:51.480
<v Speaker 1>this is a homosexual gentleman. I guess we celebrate Pride

1021
00:53:51.519 --> 00:53:52.039
<v Speaker 1>month like this?

1022
00:53:52.840 --> 00:53:55.000
<v Speaker 2>Well, I mean, I don't know. He doesn't say if

1023
00:53:55.000 --> 00:53:57.199
<v Speaker 2>he's homosexual, but he does have a shirt on that

1024
00:53:57.320 --> 00:53:58.639
<v Speaker 2>says what does it say.

1025
00:53:58.760 --> 00:54:03.400
<v Speaker 1>A's for Trump. Okay, so he definitely supports gaye for

1026
00:54:03.480 --> 00:54:14.880
<v Speaker 1>Trump at least.

1027
00:54:10.400 --> 00:54:12.239
<v Speaker 7>I told you.

1028
00:54:12.280 --> 00:54:15.679
<v Speaker 1>Oh that's how we knew he was gay. I'm sorry. Yeah,

1029
00:54:15.800 --> 00:54:17.000
<v Speaker 1>there the lilt.

1030
00:54:17.960 --> 00:54:19.880
<v Speaker 2>There wasn't a clue until he spoke.

1031
00:54:21.480 --> 00:54:24.559
<v Speaker 1>I like his shirt. I love Donald Trump. You got

1032
00:54:24.559 --> 00:54:29.239
<v Speaker 1>a problem with that bitch? Not a question and a

1033
00:54:29.239 --> 00:54:33.719
<v Speaker 1>problem with that bitch. Gaze for Trump? Holy ship. Look,

1034
00:54:34.159 --> 00:54:35.920
<v Speaker 1>I will rip on the left because they do ship

1035
00:54:36.280 --> 00:54:39.920
<v Speaker 1>just as retarded as this, like Gaze for Palestine. But

1036
00:54:41.320 --> 00:54:45.360
<v Speaker 1>everyone is so dumb anymore, aren't they just anyone? People

1037
00:54:45.360 --> 00:54:48.760
<v Speaker 1>don't even have a grasp of the language they speak.

1038
00:54:49.320 --> 00:54:51.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm not being a grammar Nazi on this, but like,

1039
00:54:51.760 --> 00:54:54.159
<v Speaker 1>that's not a fucking statement, that's a question.

1040
00:54:55.000 --> 00:54:57.880
<v Speaker 2>This guy has two whole identities. He's a gay and

1041
00:54:57.960 --> 00:54:58.559
<v Speaker 2>a trumper.

1042
00:54:59.320 --> 00:55:01.119
<v Speaker 1>It'd be like, what do you want to understand which

1043
00:55:01.320 --> 00:55:03.320
<v Speaker 1>do you have tuna? Exclamation point?

1044
00:55:03.960 --> 00:55:09.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, do you have tuna? Tuna? Do you have tuna?

1045
00:55:09.400 --> 00:55:11.440
<v Speaker 2>It's so hard to not even make it a question.

1046
00:55:11.559 --> 00:55:13.159
<v Speaker 2>But it's like it's.

1047
00:55:13.039 --> 00:55:17.039
<v Speaker 1>Difficult that way. It's actively difficult to make that a question. Yes,

1048
00:55:18.719 --> 00:55:20.920
<v Speaker 1>all right, I told you ship.

1049
00:55:20.960 --> 00:55:25.280
<v Speaker 5>I told you, Holy fucking ship father fuck mother.

1050
00:55:28.119 --> 00:55:28.880
<v Speaker 3>You suck.

1051
00:55:35.119 --> 00:55:41.760
<v Speaker 1>That ship. Ship and I like, eat ship and die.

1052
00:55:41.920 --> 00:55:42.639
<v Speaker 1>That rules.

1053
00:55:42.880 --> 00:55:45.639
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, dude's classic. You can't go wrong with that one.

1054
00:55:45.880 --> 00:55:47.719
<v Speaker 1>These guys do rule. Okay.

1055
00:55:48.119 --> 00:55:51.199
<v Speaker 2>They make a great team. I do out of respect

1056
00:55:51.239 --> 00:55:54.639
<v Speaker 2>it for for those just listening, it is a you know,

1057
00:55:54.760 --> 00:56:00.800
<v Speaker 2>like a gay Frasier and then like the star of

1058
00:56:00.960 --> 00:56:05.119
<v Speaker 2>the newest Discovery Survivor series, you know, like this guy's

1059
00:56:05.119 --> 00:56:07.880
<v Speaker 2>gonna teach you how to survive in the wilderness.

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00:56:07.639 --> 00:56:11.599
<v Speaker 1>Or or he could play John Leguizamo's uncle on the

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00:56:11.719 --> 00:56:15.840
<v Speaker 1>sitcom Sure yeah yeah, or Scuzzy cousin.

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00:56:16.559 --> 00:56:19.360
<v Speaker 2>They make a great duo, that's for sure. They an

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00:56:19.480 --> 00:56:20.800
<v Speaker 2>unlikely duo.

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00:56:21.000 --> 00:56:23.800
<v Speaker 1>Just just like gays for Palestine, they make a duo

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00:56:23.920 --> 00:56:27.760
<v Speaker 1>that from the outside should make zero sense whatsoever.

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00:56:28.039 --> 00:56:29.920
<v Speaker 2>But then you see it up close and you're like,

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00:56:30.400 --> 00:56:33.719
<v Speaker 2>all right, now it makes sense. It's like a it's

1068
00:56:33.760 --> 00:56:34.920
<v Speaker 2>like a shrimp taco.

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<v Speaker 1>Hmm okay, shit, joy, your fucking kids are all Your

1070
00:56:44.800 --> 00:56:53.119
<v Speaker 1>kids are all fucking you. They're all fucking down. Ye hey, hey,

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00:56:53.519 --> 00:56:55.880
<v Speaker 1>you laughed at him like he's ridiculous. Let me ask

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<v Speaker 1>you if they were screaming that same exact thing, your

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00:56:59.400 --> 00:57:02.679
<v Speaker 1>kids are all dead about climate change, would you agree?

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00:57:03.039 --> 00:57:05.280
<v Speaker 2>I would still be laughing, because I mean, our our

1075
00:57:05.360 --> 00:57:08.440
<v Speaker 2>kids are all everybody's all dead. Right moment you're born,

1076
00:57:08.679 --> 00:57:11.679
<v Speaker 2>you're dead, right, That's the only thing you're guaranteed. I

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<v Speaker 2>just think it's funny that this guy is, like, huh,

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00:57:14.559 --> 00:57:17.639
<v Speaker 2>he's very threatening about how he's telling me my kids

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<v Speaker 2>are already dead.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I just find so humorous about it. Is like,

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00:57:23.400 --> 00:57:26.400
<v Speaker 2>if I don't laugh, I'm gonna start trembling the worst

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00:57:26.559 --> 00:57:28.719
<v Speaker 2>the best person starting to worry about my kids.

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<v Speaker 1>If he wrote it out, he'd end it within an

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00:57:31.599 --> 00:57:34.840
<v Speaker 1>in taro bang the question mark with the exclamation point

1086
00:57:35.000 --> 00:57:37.679
<v Speaker 1>right kids are all dead. Your kids are all dead.

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00:57:38.000 --> 00:57:43.840
<v Speaker 1>That's a semi colon and they're all that's that's what

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00:57:43.880 --> 00:57:46.320
<v Speaker 1>the gay guy. That's what the gay guy has left.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh man, play it again.

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<v Speaker 1>No, do you get that's what the gay guy has left.

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<v Speaker 1>He only has a semi colon left.

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00:57:54.639 --> 00:57:57.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, because his colon got destroyed.

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00:57:57.079 --> 00:58:01.440
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, okay, all right, Sorry, I was proud of that one.

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00:58:01.480 --> 00:58:02.039
<v Speaker 1>I had to know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's good. I'm sorry I didn't hear it. I'm glad

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<v Speaker 2>you explained it, even though it ruined the joke.

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00:58:07.079 --> 00:58:16.360
<v Speaker 1>I'm guilty. Yeah, you feel you do it?

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00:58:16.480 --> 00:58:17.039
<v Speaker 5>Just country.

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<v Speaker 2>There's another clip? All right? Is there another one from

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<v Speaker 2>another angle? Because this dude, uh, he calls the people

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00:58:28.559 --> 00:58:33.280
<v Speaker 2>uh the f slur? I remember, yeah, And I think

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00:58:33.280 --> 00:58:35.840
<v Speaker 2>it was funny because he is an f slur, so

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00:58:35.920 --> 00:58:39.039
<v Speaker 2>he gets a pass. But it's like he was so vicious.

1104
00:58:38.719 --> 00:58:43.599
<v Speaker 1>About it, you know, for Trump. Maybe maybe I was.

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00:58:43.639 --> 00:58:46.800
<v Speaker 2>I know that was taken the day of the trial

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00:58:46.960 --> 00:58:50.719
<v Speaker 2>or the guilty verdict, so it was like right outside

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<v Speaker 2>there he is.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, but it's not a video.

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00:58:53.880 --> 00:58:57.639
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Well, if I'll look for.

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00:58:57.639 --> 00:59:02.079
<v Speaker 1>It in the episode, yeah, or yeah, we'll talk about it. Someone,

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00:59:02.280 --> 00:59:04.000
<v Speaker 1>let's see that's the same one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, either way, this f slur called everybody an f

1113
00:59:07.880 --> 00:59:11.960
<v Speaker 2>slur for finding the president guilty of the other f

1114
00:59:12.039 --> 00:59:12.800
<v Speaker 2>slur fraud.

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<v Speaker 1>Now let me show you the inverse of that. Here's

1116
00:59:17.840 --> 00:59:24.599
<v Speaker 1>a woman who has different colored blankets all over a couch, which, look,

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00:59:26.440 --> 00:59:29.440
<v Speaker 1>I understand. Here's the thing, like my mother does, the

1118
00:59:29.480 --> 00:59:31.480
<v Speaker 1>type of shit like when you get she has like

1119
00:59:31.519 --> 00:59:33.679
<v Speaker 1>a new washing machine. Right, she didn't just get it,

1120
00:59:33.719 --> 00:59:36.119
<v Speaker 1>she got it ten years ago. But the plastic graph

1121
00:59:36.199 --> 00:59:38.199
<v Speaker 1>is still on the top because you don't want it

1122
00:59:38.199 --> 00:59:40.639
<v Speaker 1>to get scratched up. Well, here's the thing. If you're

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00:59:40.639 --> 00:59:43.079
<v Speaker 1>gonna resell it, I understand you don't want it to

1124
00:59:43.079 --> 00:59:44.960
<v Speaker 1>get scratched up. You're not going to resell it. You've

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00:59:44.960 --> 00:59:46.280
<v Speaker 1>had it ten years now.

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00:59:46.159 --> 00:59:47.679
<v Speaker 2>You got to look at it every day, and now

1127
00:59:47.719 --> 00:59:51.079
<v Speaker 2>this plastic is covered in fingerprint, fingerprint grease.

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<v Speaker 1>Yea, yeah exactly, it's discussed. Feel it off, just fucking

1129
00:59:55.719 --> 00:59:58.360
<v Speaker 1>use it. So this couch, I'm sure this white trash

1130
00:59:58.400 --> 01:00:00.800
<v Speaker 1>family is like, well, we don't want a bunch of

1131
01:00:00.840 --> 01:00:03.119
<v Speaker 1>dog hairs on the couch. This couch looks like they

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01:00:03.159 --> 01:00:06.199
<v Speaker 1>got it out of a fucking dumpster anyway, gives a ship.

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01:00:06.840 --> 01:00:08.719
<v Speaker 2>Well, dude, you know couches are expensive.

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01:00:09.840 --> 01:00:13.880
<v Speaker 1>Okay, fair point. All right, here is the inverse of

1135
01:00:14.079 --> 01:00:16.559
<v Speaker 1>the guy losing his mind for Trump.

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01:00:17.079 --> 01:00:29.880
<v Speaker 7>Okay, oh my god, hand.

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01:00:32.119 --> 01:00:37.679
<v Speaker 2>Jesus Christ, Oh my god, having a joker moment.

1138
01:00:39.800 --> 01:00:40.199
<v Speaker 5>Counts.

1139
01:00:46.199 --> 01:00:48.159
<v Speaker 2>What is she celebrating exactly.

1140
01:00:47.880 --> 01:00:53.639
<v Speaker 1>That he got that he got convinced. Yeah, you you're

1141
01:00:53.760 --> 01:00:56.920
<v Speaker 1>having a hard time understanding why this woman here?

1142
01:00:57.440 --> 01:00:59.840
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, white trash?

1143
01:01:00.320 --> 01:01:06.840
<v Speaker 1>Sure what changes her day? Oh? I misunderstood. I understand now, gotcha?

1144
01:01:07.280 --> 01:01:10.719
<v Speaker 7>Yeah?

1145
01:01:11.039 --> 01:01:15.639
<v Speaker 1>Is like dogs eat Yeah, I know, dogs like m

1146
01:01:16.159 --> 01:01:17.000
<v Speaker 1>smells rotten.

1147
01:01:17.440 --> 01:01:19.039
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, got a steak in there.

1148
01:01:19.280 --> 01:01:21.559
<v Speaker 1>You know how when a dog goes and eats cat

1149
01:01:21.599 --> 01:01:24.320
<v Speaker 1>ship that's in the yard or something by accident they

1150
01:01:24.360 --> 01:01:27.440
<v Speaker 1>do that. That was what I was picturing him thinking,

1151
01:01:28.039 --> 01:01:29.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh absolutely.

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01:01:29.159 --> 01:01:39.159
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, okay, right, who sucks this woman? Maybe for four

1153
01:01:39.280 --> 01:01:49.480
<v Speaker 2>years potentially you'll probably do six months. Dogs, poor dog.

1154
01:01:51.800 --> 01:01:52.760
<v Speaker 2>That'd be funny if she was.

1155
01:01:52.800 --> 01:01:56.000
<v Speaker 1>Like shut kicked it in its head. Yeah, I feel

1156
01:01:56.039 --> 01:01:56.800
<v Speaker 1>bad for the dog.

1157
01:01:57.239 --> 01:01:59.960
<v Speaker 2>That's probably why it cuts there, because that's what happened.

1158
01:02:01.239 --> 01:02:06.000
<v Speaker 1>Fucking piece of shit dog owner. Uh So, again, if

1159
01:02:06.760 --> 01:02:09.599
<v Speaker 1>we've both been very political at times, and we'll continue

1160
01:02:09.599 --> 01:02:12.360
<v Speaker 1>to have our own opinions, but if you're that into it,

1161
01:02:12.480 --> 01:02:17.519
<v Speaker 1>you're gay for Pride Month, you're gay? Yeah, I got

1162
01:02:17.679 --> 01:02:20.760
<v Speaker 1>not homosexual the derogatory term of gay.

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01:02:20.800 --> 01:02:22.880
<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, like you're gay like in the insult,

1164
01:02:23.079 --> 01:02:23.519
<v Speaker 2>I get it.

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01:02:23.559 --> 01:02:26.280
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, like you're faying like not in the derogatory term.

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01:02:27.159 --> 01:02:30.800
<v Speaker 2>I just think it's funny that so for the thirty

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01:02:30.840 --> 01:02:36.239
<v Speaker 2>four felonies he's found guilty of, the maximum time he

1168
01:02:36.280 --> 01:02:40.559
<v Speaker 2>can spend in prison is four years. It's like, man,

1169
01:02:41.800 --> 01:02:42.519
<v Speaker 2>was it worth it?

1170
01:02:42.719 --> 01:02:45.639
<v Speaker 1>You know? If if and and that would be if

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01:02:45.639 --> 01:02:48.800
<v Speaker 1>he was like if he had a prior record or.

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01:02:49.000 --> 01:02:53.079
<v Speaker 2>And also, how can you commit thirty four felonies and

1173
01:02:53.360 --> 01:02:58.559
<v Speaker 2>also only serve four years? That seems incorrect to me.

1174
01:02:58.840 --> 01:03:02.199
<v Speaker 1>Because they're not they're not really, they're they're you.

1175
01:03:02.199 --> 01:03:04.840
<v Speaker 2>Really, But no, Like, here's the thing, Like, if other

1176
01:03:04.880 --> 01:03:07.960
<v Speaker 2>people are convicted of any of those crimes at all,

1177
01:03:08.000 --> 01:03:10.880
<v Speaker 2>I don't care how valid they are in Trump's case. Right,

1178
01:03:11.400 --> 01:03:14.039
<v Speaker 2>if these laws exist and people are found guilty of

1179
01:03:14.079 --> 01:03:15.760
<v Speaker 2>them in any other case.

1180
01:03:15.599 --> 01:03:17.360
<v Speaker 1>Oh, I know why, I know why. I know what.

1181
01:03:17.519 --> 01:03:20.559
<v Speaker 2>And they and they go to jail and they have

1182
01:03:20.679 --> 01:03:23.639
<v Speaker 2>served time or whatever. Why is it that the thirty

1183
01:03:23.679 --> 01:03:24.960
<v Speaker 2>four of these case.

1184
01:03:24.719 --> 01:03:28.119
<v Speaker 1>They're not because they're not supposed to be felonies the

1185
01:03:28.239 --> 01:03:30.679
<v Speaker 1>DA Alvin Bragg, I believe, and look this up. You

1186
01:03:30.679 --> 01:03:33.800
<v Speaker 1>should look into because I don't know either, and I'll

1187
01:03:33.920 --> 01:03:35.719
<v Speaker 1>try and commit to this too to look into like

1188
01:03:35.760 --> 01:03:38.360
<v Speaker 1>the legal ease of it and everything. I believe they

1189
01:03:38.360 --> 01:03:42.519
<v Speaker 1>were a majority of them were misdemeanors and they were

1190
01:03:42.679 --> 01:03:47.480
<v Speaker 1>upgraded to fellows because Rico, No, not Rico Rico would

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01:03:47.519 --> 01:03:49.880
<v Speaker 1>be the Georgia case, I believe.

1192
01:03:49.920 --> 01:03:53.000
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yeah, so why would they upgrade this to felonies?

1193
01:03:54.960 --> 01:04:00.840
<v Speaker 1>Again? This case made no sense. But here's the case

1194
01:04:00.880 --> 01:04:03.039
<v Speaker 1>made no sense and it's been out there in public

1195
01:04:03.119 --> 01:04:06.559
<v Speaker 1>since twenty sixteen. Why are we only now prosecuting it

1196
01:04:06.880 --> 01:04:08.599
<v Speaker 1>during the election run up?

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01:04:09.119 --> 01:04:12.119
<v Speaker 2>Oh dude, I don't I that I think is a

1198
01:04:12.119 --> 01:04:15.039
<v Speaker 2>bad argument, just because there's so many other people who

1199
01:04:15.039 --> 01:04:17.519
<v Speaker 2>commit crimes and then sit in a jail cell for

1200
01:04:17.679 --> 01:04:21.679
<v Speaker 2>years before they have a trial. So it's just like

1201
01:04:21.960 --> 01:04:25.239
<v Speaker 2>that's just the justice system. I mean, you're you make

1202
01:04:25.880 --> 01:04:29.199
<v Speaker 2>you could be right, right, I'm not completely dismissing your argument,

1203
01:04:29.280 --> 01:04:32.920
<v Speaker 2>but the justice system is already broken and fucked up,

1204
01:04:33.000 --> 01:04:39.000
<v Speaker 2>Like there's already people who don't get fair quick expedient trials.

1205
01:04:39.639 --> 01:04:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Why would you expect Trump to you know.

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01:04:41.440 --> 01:04:45.920
<v Speaker 1>So, let me ask you if leading up okay, but

1207
01:04:46.000 --> 01:04:49.440
<v Speaker 1>I mean, we weren't even allowed to discuss the Hunter

1208
01:04:49.519 --> 01:04:53.400
<v Speaker 1>Biden laptop leading up to the last election. Right, and

1209
01:04:53.800 --> 01:04:57.519
<v Speaker 1>imagine if at that time, when Trump was president, he

1210
01:04:57.679 --> 01:05:03.960
<v Speaker 1>had actually had his Justice Department start indicting, not just investiga, indicting,

1211
01:05:04.159 --> 01:05:06.599
<v Speaker 1>should have people from he should not have because he

1212
01:05:06.960 --> 01:05:11.760
<v Speaker 1>should should the swamp. That's okay, that's election interference. That's

1213
01:05:11.840 --> 01:05:13.880
<v Speaker 1>really what should you should have drained the swamp? Is

1214
01:05:13.920 --> 01:05:16.719
<v Speaker 1>what I think. Yeah, I'm draining my balls.

1215
01:05:17.719 --> 01:05:20.480
<v Speaker 2>I'm draining the fucking stuff from your balls out of

1216
01:05:20.519 --> 01:05:21.679
<v Speaker 2>my fucking swamp.

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01:05:23.159 --> 01:05:26.960
<v Speaker 1>Uh go to your hold. Thank you. Go to your

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01:05:26.960 --> 01:05:30.800
<v Speaker 1>Worst friend dot com. Follow us on Patreon. Uh no, wait,

1219
01:05:30.920 --> 01:05:34.000
<v Speaker 1>follow us on Twitter and Instagram. At Worst friend Cast,

1220
01:05:34.039 --> 01:05:36.719
<v Speaker 1>go to patreon dot com sae Worst friend Cast your

1221
01:05:36.800 --> 01:05:40.320
<v Speaker 1>bonus episode. Every week you get access to everything ever recorded,

1222
01:05:40.559 --> 01:05:46.840
<v Speaker 1>entirely commercial free Winners and losers. Winners or guys like us.

1223
01:05:47.079 --> 01:05:51.920
<v Speaker 1>Losers are people so politically obsessed with Trump or hating

1224
01:05:52.039 --> 01:05:57.840
<v Speaker 1>Trump that they're willing to scream f slurs. Let's try

1225
01:05:57.840 --> 01:06:01.559
<v Speaker 1>and make that. Let's try and only say f slurs

1226
01:06:01.639 --> 01:06:04.559
<v Speaker 1>at all for all of June. But I'm gonna make

1227
01:06:04.599 --> 01:06:08.039
<v Speaker 1>a promise. I'm gonna I'm gonna make a promise. No, no, no,

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01:06:08.599 --> 01:06:11.119
<v Speaker 1>only use the term f slur.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, I like that.

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01:06:12.440 --> 01:06:15.880
<v Speaker 1>Yeah I will June. I will say it's not February.

1231
01:06:16.039 --> 01:06:19.440
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to they should have made Pride Month February.

1232
01:06:19.719 --> 01:06:22.320
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to just jam them all in there. Uh,

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01:06:23.280 --> 01:06:26.400
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to exponentially increase my use of it.

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01:06:26.480 --> 01:06:29.719
<v Speaker 2>This should have been made Black History Month November for you.

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01:06:30.360 --> 01:06:32.119
<v Speaker 1>Just we're good, we we're good.

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01:06:32.519 --> 01:06:36.159
<v Speaker 2>For your spendo, Matt, I'm Shane, and my winners this

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01:06:36.280 --> 01:06:39.239
<v Speaker 2>week are gays for Trump and thanks for list and.

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01:06:39.239 --> 01:06:41.760
<v Speaker 1>We'll see it extra, you know, follow us all with

1239
01:06:41.840 --> 01:06:43.960
<v Speaker 1>a Bruno thing. But I'm really gonna miss your guts

1240
01:06:44.000 --> 01:06:44.639
<v Speaker 1>and the show's over.