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Speaker 1: Callaroga Shark Media.

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Speaker 2: Here's a crew for you. Hi. I'm Johnny Mack with

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your daily comedy news. It's the Mark Twain Prize. Remember

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last year Conan O'Brien and like everybody showed up. Well,

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who's coming this year? Who's even getting it this year? John? Well,

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this year's winner is Bill Maher. And who's coming Louis

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c K, jay Leno and Steven A. Smith. Which sounds

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like the setup to a joke, that's right. Bill Maher

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will receive the Mark Twain Prize for American Humor at

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the Kennedy Center Sunday, June twenty eighth. It will be

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filmed for Netflix. And it's not just Louis c. K,

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jay Leno and Stephen A. Smith, Oh No, you'll also

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get Whitney Cummings, Woody Harrelson, Arianna Huffington, and John Mellencamp.

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Previous winners include Richard Pryor, Jonathan Winters, Carl Reiner, wiop

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Be Goldberg, Bob Newhart, George Carlin. You'll cosme, we don't

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like to talk about that. Tina Fey, Will Ferrell, Eddie Murphy,

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David Letterman, Kevin Hart, Conan O'Brien even Cheilano himself in

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twenty fourteen, I bet you can't wait, Well, you're gonna

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have to wait two weeks. Meanwhile, listen to this from

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Zarna Garg. Are you ready for this? You're not. You

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know why she played the Rion Comedy Festival. No, it

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wasn't about the money. She was on the Breakdown podcast

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and Zarna Garg said, I really went with the spirit

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of I've been ordained to do this by somebody, some

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higher power. It is my job to spread the message

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and to let women know they could say what comes

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to their mind. That's life freedom. If I can even

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inspire them to think in that direction, then I'm doing

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something positive for this world, which of course is why

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she donated all her proceeds to share hold on in

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being passed a note. Oh she didn't. Oh so it's

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never mind. Sorry I got distracted there, guys. Zarna said

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it was controversial here as everything tends to be, because

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everybody thinks they know what Saudi Arabia is sitting in Brooklyn.

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Well they don't know is that my material goes all

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over the world because of the digital world we live in.

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My joke's my comedy special. Everything travels. You can't control

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where these things show up anymore. So women in that

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part of the world watch me in secrets the jokes

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that are open here. It's not so easy for them

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to watch it. They write me constantly. They're like, come

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to us. We want our daughters to see you because

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they've never seen somebody that looks like me say these things.

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Greg said her children were dead against the trip, but

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she offered to go for message, not money. Uh huh.

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Zarna says a lot of people think that the comics

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who did it did it for the money. Money's very

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important in life. But I'm gonna say this, and it's

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gonna sound a little braggy, but I'm gonna be honest

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about it. The comics they invited make a lot of

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money in America. They didn't invite the comics who are

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struggling here. To be honest, you think you think they

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didn't invite open micers? Sorry, Zarady said, we would have

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all made money. I could do three more shows in

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New Jersey and make the same money, right, three shows.

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We all didn't go there to chase the money. I

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can't speak for others, but the money was not a

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motivator for me at all, which is why she donated

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it to Oh no, she didn't. I'm telling you, I

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went with the same sense that I owe these into something. Honestly,

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it's a very slight capitulation by the regimes that run

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those places that they too need a woman on the lineup.

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They didn't have to invite us. They could have ignored us,

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They could have just had fifty men. But even they

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are now understanding that is it really in your best

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interest to exclude half of your world? And even though

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there are plenty of problems there, there's no defending a

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lot of things that go on there or here for

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that matter. But if they're opening that door, even for

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the slightest ray of sunshine to pass through, is it

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not our job to help push it open even that

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little bit more? In October, The Hollywood Reporter shared that

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Jessica Curson donated her fee from the Riod Comedy Festival

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to the Human Rights Campaign. Perhaps Zorna did too, and

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she just hasn't promoted it. Who knows? How about those Nicks? Huh?

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Everybody's talking about the Knicks, including Jimmy Kimmel.

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Speaker 3: President Trump said he is planning to go to New

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York for the day. This would be the first time

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Trump has appeared at a court New York since being

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convicted of thirty four felonies.

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Speaker 2: Trump is.

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Speaker 3: A fan. I mean know he's a n X fan,

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because a few days ago he posted this Ai slop

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of himself in a Next Jersey dunking on New York

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Governor Kathy hulk Ole areas Larry tured with two hands

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on the bar. The President wants to be there in

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person to support his hometown team and, if necessary, to

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overturn the results of the game. I just can't wait

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to hear him try to say the word Webin Yamas.

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That's where I'm looking forward to. You think Trump would

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be rooting for the Spurs, right, It's what got him

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out of Vietnam.

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Speaker 2: Solid joke there. It's a big sports week for the president,

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who's excited about the big UFC event on the White

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House lawn. I was in DC recently and you got

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to see this thing. It looks like a mess. I'm sorry,

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it looks terrible. They do such a good job down

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there with the monuments and the whole National Mall area,

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but this thing on the lawn mess, total mess. Adam

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Sandler's Not Going to Go. Sandler was one of seven

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celebrit that UFC CEO Dana White said he invited to

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the events on the White House South Lawn on Saturday.

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That list included Guy Ritchie, Tom Brady, Jared Lado, Jason Statham,

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The Rock, Mario Lopez, and of course Adam Sandler. What

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a list? Actually, wouldn't you watch that movie if it

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were on Netflix? If I told you they're a movie

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staring Sandler, The Rock, Jason Statham, You're already in right now.

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I'm gonna throw on top for no reason. Tom Brady,

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Mario Lopez, Jared Lado and Guy Ritchie. Why are we

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not making this movie? It's like Ocean's eleven, but like bad.

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Make that I digress. A representative for Sandler told Vanity

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Fair that the star best known for comedies including Billy

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Madison and The Wedding Singer, along with dramatic roles in

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films such as Uncut Gems and Jake Kelly Wait Am

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Adam Sandler dramatic actor? Because they just qualified him? In

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Vanity Fair naming four movies and only two of them

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were horrible comedies. Hmm, maybe I'm winning the war of

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Adam Sandler. I digress again. The representative for Sandler told

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Vanity Affair that mister Sandler would not attend. No reason

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was given. The UFC event is scheduled for the President's

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eightieth birthday this weekend. It is being promoted as part

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of the country's two hundred and fiftieth anniversary celebration. If

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you're old like me, you remember in nineteen seventy six

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we had things like Operations Sale and CBS, Rand Bison,

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Sanniel Minutes, and everything was red, white and blue all

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over the place, and there were like flags with thirteen stars.

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None of that happening this time. Very very disappointing. I

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remember fifty years ago as a kid being like, oh,

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I can't wait to the two fiftieth because I really

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enjoyed this spic centennial. The two fifty is going to

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be awesome, and it's just going to come and go.

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How disappointing. Send your letters to me, I guess Star

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trek grown Er Patton Oswald has a new special out

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today t N Scotch on YouTube. Good discussion with Patten

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and Vice Vice ass Patten and the liner notes for

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the George Carland Commemorative Collection. You said that you thought

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Carlin entered the millennium with his eyes wide open. Weiss

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was curious, what material you're referring to. Paton said, I

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was referring to a lot of the very painful, self

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reflective stuff that he puts himself through. As far as

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the Boomer generation, his generation failed. A lot of the peace,

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love and understanding stances from the Summer of Love were

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so easily co opted and marketed. And he owns it,

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and he shows how those failures led to a lot

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of the mess we were in when he was filming

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his material. I don't get directly into it in this special,

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but a lot of the ironic racism and homophobia the

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gen X indulged in in the late nineties early Oughts

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that actual racists and homophobes are using now, and we

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need to own that and find a way beyond that.

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Every generation does what it can, and every generation ultimately

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falls short. You got to own your failings and hold

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him up so the next generation starts from Okay, first off,

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let's not do that which I think would apply to

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the next generation of Star Trek series. You would go

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back and you would watch Strange New Worlds, and you

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would watch the Dug the Vulcan episode. You'd be like, Yeah,

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we should not have done that. Let's never do that again.

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In fact, let's pay John Delancy a lot of money

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to show up as c snap his fingers and wipe

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that out of existence and just say that never happened. Peacard.

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the Doug the Volka. I digress again, Vice asked Star

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Trek runer or Patton Oswald. He stirred up a bit

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of controversy in twenty fourteen when you admitted that you

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never found Lenny Bruce funny. Richard Lewis even wrote an

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op ed in The New York Times responding to what

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Have your thoughts changed about Lenny Bruce since then? Did

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you get to talk to Richard Lewis after that? Patton said,

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I spoke with Richard over text and voicemails, but he

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was also going through a lot of mechal stuff and

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we never got to get together. But it bothered me

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that people misunderstood what I was saying were simplified it

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into a sound bite or poll quote. Me not finding

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Lenny Bruce funny doesn't mean he wasn't funny. I was

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being honest about how his stuff was too out of

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being honest, I can appreciate his genius, acknowledge what he did,

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and be aware of the dead I owed him as

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an artistic performer, but his stuff never made me laugh.

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And that's me being honest, even if it makes me

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look bad, which I think Lenny would have appreciated maybe. Meanwhile,

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They asked him about his comedy heroes. He said, definitely

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people like Prior and Carlin and Steven Martin and Albert Brooks.

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my friends. I got to see Carlin live a couple times,

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I started actually getting into clubs, I was hanging out

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with people like Dave Chappelle, Brian Possain, Sarah Silverman, and

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David Cross, and those were the people that were really

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influencing my moment to moment development. The subject went to

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Heckler's Patton said people are so used to talking online,

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commenting on things and reacting things that when someone's in

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front of them in real life, they want to comment

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on that in the moment they think they're in a

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constant dialogue with people. Then there's also jealousy or boredom.

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There's nothing more frustrating than Heckler getting tossed out of

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a show, going, Oh, it's just trying to hope the show,

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just trying to make it funnier. I mean, everybody wants

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to be funny. Nobody wants to think that they're not funny.

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And they asked a Star Trek crew and air patent

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Oswald about his appearance on Star Trek Strange New Worlds

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as Doug the Vulcan. Doug said, it was a bleast

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getting to work with that crew and that cast, being

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on a set where it was a three hundred and

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sixty degree practical set. I thought it'd be in front

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of green screens and stuff, but no, they actually built

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the hallways and the decks and the rooms in the chambers.

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It was just a fun world to get some plan.

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can't answer that from here. F No, there's no F

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and way. I almost dropped an actual F bomb. I'm

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so upset about this. Patent said, I'm not deep into

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the lore because Star Wars kind of captured my brain

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when I was eight. Yeah, this guy that ruined Star

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Star Wars prequels, and then you go, when you play

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Doug the Vulcan, don't come to my neighborhood and drop

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a deuce on my lawn. Dude, I'm not deep in

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the lore because Star Wars kind of captured my brain

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when I was eight, and Star Trek was a little

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bit ahead of my time. But I know enough about it,

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and I certainly appreciate how amazing the world is. What

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are you talking about? Star Trek was ahead of your time.

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It came out in nineteen sixty six. I watched it

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as a kid. I old as Patton Oswalt, he's fifty seven,

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also born in nineteen six, And what are you talking about?

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It was ahead of your time? It was out before this.

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I can calm down, be right back. I am still

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worked up. I went and pulled the bit. This is

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from Patton Oswald. This bit is at midnight, I will

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kill George Lucas with a shovel. The premise here is

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Patton has a time machine and he goes back to

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nineteen ninety three and runs into George Lucas on the street,

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and George starts describing the prequels. Now, I will point

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out to you Star Trek's Strange New Worlds is a

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prequel to Star Trek. So everything Patten says here applies

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to Dug the Effing Volcan. Some edits here for language,

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but here's Patton Oswald being mad about a prequel.

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Speaker 1: And the first thing I thought of doing if I

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actually had a time machine is I would go back

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to around nineteen ninety three or ninety four and killed

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George Lucas with a shovel. That was the first thing

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that came to my mind and stop him from making

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the prequels. That's how I would try to save history.

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I mean, I don't even know how it would erect

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if I'd just run into him on the street. I going,

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oh my god, George Lucas, Dude, look, I don't want

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to bother you and nerd out, but like, Star Wars

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is one of my favorite movies, and I just want

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to thank you, man, just thanks for all that. It's

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so great you like Star Wars. I got some good news.

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I'm working on the three prequels, the first three chapters.

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Oh really, you're gonna do the finally. Oh my god,

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that's awesome, dude, I'm so excited. I can't wait. Well, hey,

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you say you're a Star Wars fan. Do you like

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Darth Vader? I love Darth Vader. Dude, the helmet and

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the cape with the sword.

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Speaker 2: That's right, man.

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Speaker 1: Is he in the first movie? Yeah, in the first

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movie you get to see him as a little kid.

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Is he like a little Damian omen kid like evil

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and killing people with his mind? Now he's just like

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this little kid. And then he gets taken away from

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his mom and he's very sad.

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Speaker 2: You know what's scary. I'm not even doing a bit.

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I'm actually this upset. Okay, what else do I have

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for you? Are you a new listener? This is the

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show Francisco Ramo says a new special out today it

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is called Still Learning. I don't believe Ramos appears in

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any episodes of Star Trek Francisco Ramos Still Learning on

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tvod via Comedy Dynamics out Today, Filmed in New York City,

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Still Learning dives into the lessons that don't come with instructions,

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marriage therapy, eating with other people, and even learning how

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to dance in the US, from cultural misunderstandings to relationship realizations.

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The special explores how we're all still learning, especially when

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we think we've got it figured out. And The Toronto

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Guardian does their wonderful series Tragedy plus Time, where they

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speak to local comedians. One of them is Spencer Glassman,

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favorite comedian growing up, John mulaney. New in Town was

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probably the first special Eye memorized. I also love the

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s and Ol Weekend Update character Step on which John

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mulaney co wrote pre show ritual Jim Tan Laundry and Macha.

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I don't drink alcohol or carbonated beverages, so they're really

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the only way to get loose or lock in is

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with sugar and breathing exercises. I'm kind of avoidant, so

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unless it's a showcase or a particularly important set. I

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don't decide what I'm going to say until an hour before. Then,

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right before the show starts, I repeat the mantra, I

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love the audience. I'm so grateful to be here. I'm

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so excited I get to do what I love in

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front of these people. If they don't laugh, I will

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not turn on them and start frantically repeating, see you

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guys hate this huh favorite bit that he's written. I

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have a joke about Steve Jobs super timely I know

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where I basically say that people made such a big

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deal about how he wore the same thing every day

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to maximize productivity. But what was he wearing before that

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that was so distracting. That's a good joke, and that

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is your comedy news for today. Go watch some proper

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Star Trek. Go watch Star Trek TuS the Doomsday Machine.

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Go watch that. Go watch William Windham turn in the

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best performance in the entire Star Trek series, even better

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than Sir Patrick Stewart William Wyndham as common or Decker.

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Go watch that, and don't forget you can comment. We've

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got the comments on on Spotify, and there's the Facebook

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like this show is terrible. This guy thinks he's funny.

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All he does is rant about Star Trek. I hate

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this show. You could post that, but it will help

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the Spotify algorithm, and you'll only be helping me. Another

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way you're gonna help me is by sharing the show. Right,

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We're doing that in June. Pretty soon, I'm gonna be

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demanding proof. You're gonna have to send in a picture

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of how you shared the show, because that's that's part

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of the price to get in this month you're sharing

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the show. It's June, Share the show month, all right?

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