Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a fantastic Friday,
Speaker 1: Halloween Friday. I hope you are getting ready to have
Speaker 1: a real good time tonight. So we're gonna finish on
Speaker 1: this why Venezuela talk. We're gonna touch on meat and cheese,
Speaker 1: We're gonna touch on Democrats, TDS, all that and so
Speaker 1: much more in the final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show. Now,
Speaker 1: let's finish this up. Somebody is upset about the potential
Speaker 1: for strikes in Venezuela. And before I get to the why,
Speaker 1: I want to again, I want to stress this and
Speaker 1: this is actually for all the Republicans who are listening
Speaker 1: in Washington, DC, because I know there is a huge
Speaker 1: signal lag between normal people and Republicans in DC because
Speaker 1: DC is such a bubble. They're so far behind what
Speaker 1: people are feeling because it is a bubble. So in general,
Speaker 1: in general, right now, the American people feel squeezed. They
Speaker 1: feel priced out of normal life, priced out of vacation,
Speaker 1: priced out of homes, priced out of groceries, priced out
Speaker 1: of insurance. These insurance costs are freaking ridiculous. People feel
Speaker 1: priced out. People feel that there has been an invasion
Speaker 1: of immigrants in this country, illegal and legal. This is
Speaker 1: how American people feel. I don't care about your complaints.
Speaker 1: By the way, none of this stuff bothers me at all.
Speaker 1: Call and wine or actually you can't call, email and
Speaker 1: wine all you want, don't care. This is how normal
Speaker 1: Americans feel all across the country. They feel their country
Speaker 1: is dirtier, more crime ridden, more expensive. Americans are getting
Speaker 1: more and more dissatisfied with things on the home front.
Speaker 1: What does that mean? What that mean? What means is
Speaker 1: there is going to be far far less patience with
Speaker 1: the American people for any foreign adventuring than there was
Speaker 1: when times were plentiful. If I you know, I have
Speaker 1: this radio show now doing fine. If I decide I'm
Speaker 1: going to stop by the neighbor's house on the way home.
Speaker 1: They've been going through some hard times. He's been out
Speaker 1: of work for a couple months. And I decide I'm
Speaker 1: going to stop buy on the way home, and I'm
Speaker 1: going to drop him off. I'm gonna drop them off
Speaker 1: as a family one hundred dollars in Mexican food. I'm
Speaker 1: going to stop buying Mexican place and grab a bunch
Speaker 1: of Mexican food and drop them off a bunch of
Speaker 1: stuff tonight. Do you know what OB would say when
Speaker 1: I got home, Good job, baby, that was the right
Speaker 1: thing to do. Now, you know, you also know that
Speaker 1: I've I've had hard times in my life, been out
Speaker 1: of work before, sometimes for extended periods where we don't
Speaker 1: have money that money spend and we're talking you're digging
Speaker 1: through the pantry to get money or to eat. You've
Speaker 1: been there, maybe you're there right now now. If in
Speaker 1: that moment, I go buy one hundred dollars in Mexican
Speaker 1: food for the neighbor, that's probably going to prompt an
Speaker 1: uncomfortable conversation when I get home. Understandably, right, hey, we
Speaker 1: can't feed ourselves. You're just bottom one hundred dollars a me.
Speaker 1: We'll where I leftovers. What are you doing right now?
Speaker 1: The American people, and maybe this is you are having
Speaker 1: a hard time getting by. We've lost twenty to twenty
Speaker 1: five percent of our dollar in the past four or
Speaker 1: five years. That's a drastic drop in the dollar just
Speaker 1: because inflation has come down, meaning it's not increasing the
Speaker 1: way it was. It hasn't returned to where it was
Speaker 1: pre COVID. The American people they don't want to hear
Speaker 1: about foreign adventures right now at all, and they definitely
Speaker 1: are not going to want to hear it if they
Speaker 1: see there is any cost at all. Meaning, Okay, the
Speaker 1: Iran stuff is a great example. We had Israel over
Speaker 1: there beating the crap out of Iran. We launched a
Speaker 1: mission from here where we flew over there and dropped
Speaker 1: some big bombs on their underground nuclear facilities. We return home.
Speaker 1: There's no casualties. Yeah, you had to take I think
Speaker 1: it was like a thirty seven hour flight, but no
Speaker 1: American died, No one was even injured. So you know what,
Speaker 1: the country woke up. Okay, that's kind of cool, but
Speaker 1: I dig it. Nope, it sounds good right now. In Venezuela,
Speaker 1: what's happening the Trump administration is nuke and drug boats
Speaker 1: out of the water. There's no American. There's some kookies
Speaker 1: on the left, but I don't count them as Americans.
Speaker 1: There's no real normal American who looks at that and says, oh,
Speaker 1: that sucks, we see that. You're okay, good riddance. That's
Speaker 1: less Vietnam in the country, couple less drug couple fewer
Speaker 1: drug dealers on the planet LIFs. Okay, right now, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Monday morning we wake up and we had three marines
Speaker 1: dye in the jungles of Venezuela. You wake up on
Speaker 1: Monday morning and CNN has a microphone in the face
Speaker 1: of a mother who's weeping because her son just died
Speaker 1: in Venezuela. There's not going to be much of an
Speaker 1: appetite for that unless and this is the big unless,
Speaker 1: because the question was about why Venezuela. Unless the Trump
Speaker 1: administration has a really, really great sell for the American people.
Speaker 1: And believe me when I tell you, you don't want
Speaker 1: to use the word sell when you're talking about people's lives,
Speaker 1: but that's what it is. If this Venezuelan thing does
Speaker 1: kick off, if the Brandon Weikers are right, if the
Speaker 1: rumors are right, and we're talking ground strikes, potentially boots
Speaker 1: on the ground, and that results in Americans dying, and
Speaker 1: we're not talking about a thousand, doesn't have to be
Speaker 1: a lot. If that results in Americans dying, the Trump
Speaker 1: administration has got to understand there's going to be a short,
Speaker 1: short fuse with the American people on that. And you
Speaker 1: better have a cell ready, You better have something ready
Speaker 1: that you can bring to the American people immediately and
Speaker 1: say this is why this had to happen. And I
Speaker 1: understand all the justifications around it. I understand that Russia
Speaker 1: and China they are working closely with Venezuela on purpose,
Speaker 1: not only because they're in our backyard, but because they
Speaker 1: have the largest reserves of oil in the world. Russia
Speaker 1: China like all that. I understand all the reasoning. I understand.
Speaker 1: The Venezuelan government is in of itself a drug cartel.
Speaker 1: It's called the Cartel of the Sun. If you listen
Speaker 1: to this show, you know that as well, their government
Speaker 1: is a cartel. They're shipping fentanyl here. I understand all
Speaker 1: these reasons, but I am here to tell you not
Speaker 1: on my behalf. On behalf of every email I get,
Speaker 1: of the people I talk to out on the street
Speaker 1: who stopped me and want to talk politics, I never hear,
Speaker 1: In fact, I have never once heard, we got to
Speaker 1: go get those Venezuelans. It's not that they're fans of Maduro.
Speaker 1: It's not that you're a fan of Maduro or I am.
Speaker 1: I can't stand that dirty commy scumbag ruining that beautiful
Speaker 1: country that was prosperous. Now people are starving. I hate them.
Speaker 1: I hate them for the drugs. I hate them for
Speaker 1: working with Russia, i hate them for working with China.
Speaker 1: I'm all for the whole regime toppling. I have not
Speaker 1: one time, In fact, Chris, tell me if you deleted
Speaker 1: what I really want to know. I bet we get
Speaker 1: a thousand emails a day to the show. Have you
Speaker 1: ever gotten a single email celebrating a potential invasion of Venezuela? No,
Speaker 1: he just said no, without hesitation. Chris said, they like
Speaker 1: the drug boats. Yep, everybody likes the drug boats. It's
Speaker 1: a quick internet video. No harm, no foul, no Americans dead. Yeah,
Speaker 1: let's nuke some drug boats. They like the drug boats.
Speaker 1: You like the drug boats. I like the drug boats.
Speaker 1: If and I don't know that this is going to
Speaker 1: be the case, I want to stress this, but if
Speaker 1: the rumors are true, if we're talking boots on the ground,
Speaker 1: well that's probably going to result in Americans dying. I
Speaker 1: don't think that can go on for very long. Or
Speaker 1: this administration is going to see approval numbers drop quickly.
Speaker 1: We've seen this. There have been little glimpses of this
Speaker 1: repeatedly for the past few years, Russia, Ukraine. You saw
Speaker 1: people in America start to push back really quickly. Wait
Speaker 1: a minute, why are we getting involved? I don't care,
Speaker 1: And our politicians tried really hard to sell it. No,
Speaker 1: we have to stop event Israel, Israel, Iran, Israel Hamas,
Speaker 1: even though in general the country was all, yeah, Hamas sucks.
Speaker 1: I'd rather Israel wipe them out. At the very thought
Speaker 1: of US potentially going in immediately, there was pushback. Weh,
Speaker 1: wh whoa what are we doing? WHOA? I don't care
Speaker 1: that much? WHOA don't care? What is that? I don't want?
Speaker 1: I want? I don't want. I don't want to deal
Speaker 1: with Ukraine. I don't want to deal with Israel. I
Speaker 1: don't want to deal with Venezuela. It has nothing to
Speaker 1: do with those individual countries. The American people don't want
Speaker 1: to hear about the neighbors hard times anymore. Those times
Speaker 1: are past, and the Washington establishment, the Washington establishment is
Speaker 1: always behind the feeling of the American people meeting lagging behind.
Speaker 1: I don't mean they've they've gotten behind it. They're all
Speaker 1: lagging behind. And for the longest time, they could go
Speaker 1: do anything everywhere around the globe and really come off
Speaker 1: kind of unscathed for a variety of reasons. Plus the
Speaker 1: global War on Terror and how that turned out. The
Speaker 1: American people are going to chafe on foreign involvement a
Speaker 1: lot now they are. We'll see where it goes from here.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show on a wonderful, fantastic Friday.
Speaker 1: Remember you can email us Jesse at Jesse kellyshow dot com.
Speaker 1: Another point Jewish producer Chris made during the break and
Speaker 1: it's a true point something we've talked about before on
Speaker 1: the show. When it comes to the Venezuela stuff, there
Speaker 1: is not There is not a great deal of mass
Speaker 1: sympathy for drug users now me personally, and I don't
Speaker 1: know why this is. I have always had a heart
Speaker 1: for people who are in prison. I love that people
Speaker 1: in the joint listen to this show. I love it.
Speaker 1: I have always had a heart for people on drugs,
Speaker 1: people who struggle with addiction, and there are other people
Speaker 1: like that, but that is not something that is shared
Speaker 1: massively by society as a whole. Society as a whole,
Speaker 1: when they find out somebody died of a fentanyl overdose,
Speaker 1: you might get a brief. Ah, that's sad, but you're
Speaker 1: not going to get a massive memorial in town. You're
Speaker 1: not going to get an outpouring of sympathy because there's
Speaker 1: always that well we did drugs kind of a thing.
Speaker 1: The cell for venezuela has got to be more than fentanyl.
Speaker 1: If venezuela is going to get big, and it might
Speaker 1: not get big. Trump has a history of not letting
Speaker 1: it get big and out of hand, So let's give
Speaker 1: credit where credit's due. He conducts foreign policy pretty well, Hey, Jesse.
Speaker 1: When it comes to underrated culinary experiences of crackers, meat
Speaker 1: and cheese, is there a certain brand of meat and
Speaker 1: cheese that stand above the others? Something like History Farms.
Speaker 1: I have my ice maker and robe already, so I'm
Speaker 1: really looking to step up my game when not fasting.
Speaker 1: Of course. Fellow faster, Chris, fellow faster. Well, there's a
Speaker 1: little debate about this in the Kelly household, because for me,
Speaker 1: when I think of crackers, meat and cheese, I generally
Speaker 1: just buy that tray that's in everybody's grocery store that's
Speaker 1: already got all the crackers meet and cheese chopped up.
Speaker 1: What is it? Hormel? Chris, you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 1: You walk in the grocery store and it's the big
Speaker 1: platters sitting right there. I think it's Hormel. I don't
Speaker 1: know if I have that right, but it's there. Ubb
Speaker 1: doesn't like that part. She says, it's not French. There's
Speaker 1: too many preservatives. Bah bah bah bah bah. If there's
Speaker 1: a party, I would just grab one of these trays
Speaker 1: and throw it out on the counter. Bob wants me
Speaker 1: to go to the deli or she'll herself. Usually she
Speaker 1: wants to go get I want to go buy a
Speaker 1: little block of this cheese and cut it up, and
Speaker 1: then a block of this special fig jam. And we
Speaker 1: need the supper sett acido or whatever the kinds of
Speaker 1: Can we just get some salami and some pepperoni, maybe
Speaker 1: a little preshuto that's fine and prosudo can get a
Speaker 1: little hard to swallow from time to time, from being honest,
Speaker 1: but a little preshudo, Chris, yes, it can. Prosudo like
Speaker 1: chokes you out. You know it's true. Oh wait, you
Speaker 1: can't eat it. Just just know, Chris. It is delicious.
Speaker 1: But it's a lot to take down. I mean, it's
Speaker 1: it's a lot. It is a lot, dude. I'm not
Speaker 1: Kamala Harris. I'm telling you anyway, it's a lot. But
Speaker 1: just some salami, her pepperoni, you'll be fine. But a
Speaker 1: doesn't want to just do the Hormel tray. She wants
Speaker 1: to cut things down. Well, we have to make it nice.
Speaker 1: I think Hormel's nice. I don't know what's not nice
Speaker 1: about Hormel, but that's the way it is, Jesse. If
Speaker 1: the shutdown is still on the COMMI Democrats are doing
Speaker 1: it on purpose so Trump looks bad and the commedies
Speaker 1: know it will cause chaos in the streets. Here's what
Speaker 1: I suspect. We talked about this before, but this is
Speaker 1: what I suspect. I suspect that Democrats shut down the
Speaker 1: government because they really felt they had to give their rabid,
Speaker 1: demonic base some sort of a win over Donald Trump.
Speaker 1: And they shut down the government because they anticipated that
Speaker 1: Republicans would do what Republicans always do, and that's grab
Speaker 1: their ankles for democrats. Give Democrats a little something. Sure
Speaker 1: you can have a little more funding for this, or
Speaker 1: sure you can have a little more funding for that.
Speaker 1: I'm sure that's what democrats anticipated. And if Republicans had
Speaker 1: done that. Every Democrat in the country be sending out emails.
Speaker 1: Look what we did. We owned the repubt We finally
Speaker 1: fought back. Got that that's what they were doing. But
Speaker 1: if Republicans held strong, and I still can't believe this
Speaker 1: is happening, but it looks like Republicans are going to
Speaker 1: hold strong. It puts Democrats in an impossible situation because
Speaker 1: they're the ones who shut the country down. So it's
Speaker 1: your fault. Now, now you have to find a way
Speaker 1: out of it. If Republicans won't cave. If you played
Speaker 1: chicken and they're not swerving, you have to swerve or
Speaker 1: you're gonna be hurt very badly. Tomorrow, forty million people
Speaker 1: are going to have their welfare cut off. For Democrats,
Speaker 1: that's a problem. Well about thirty nine million, nine hundred
Speaker 1: and ninety nine thousand of those people are Democrats. So
Speaker 1: for Democrats, that's a big, big problem. I suspect, you know,
Speaker 1: we have these elections coming up next week, New Jersey, Virginia.
Speaker 1: Big elections. By the way, get your out there and
Speaker 1: vote and drag your friends out. If you're listening to
Speaker 1: Jersey or Virginia. I suspect after Tuesday, Democrats will open
Speaker 1: up the government. That's what I suspect, Chris. Write that down,
Speaker 1: maybe maybe even Wednesday, Wednesday or Thursday of next week
Speaker 1: they will have a vote and Democrats will vote to
Speaker 1: open up the government. Again, what are you laughing about, Chris?
Speaker 1: Chris record it. Chris is already upset. He's worried I'm
Speaker 1: going to be right. He gets so upset. Instead of
Speaker 1: being happy for me, his hero, he gets upset about it.
Speaker 1: He says, I'm obnoxious. Well, I would never be. I
Speaker 1: don't want it to make it about me, Chris. What
Speaker 1: do we do about dearborn Michigan? And where to eat?
Speaker 1: And the Reichstag fire? Next it is the Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 1: Remember if you missed any part of the show, you
Speaker 1: can download the whole thing on iheard Spotify iTunes. Let's
Speaker 1: get to some of these emails, shall we. Jesse, the
Speaker 1: company I my wife works for got bought out by
Speaker 1: a company in Ireland. This new company is having her
Speaker 1: go to Boston next week for a meeting. Seeing as
Speaker 1: our anniversary is in two weeks, we decided to stay
Speaker 1: for the weekend. I immediately knew who to call. Jesse
Speaker 1: the menu whisper. We would love to get your suggestions
Speaker 1: on regional foods to eat and restaurants suggestions. I am
Speaker 1: not a world traveler like you, would really appreciate your help.
Speaker 1: Thank you, my tiny handed Bronco. That's not nice. Their
Speaker 1: names are Mark and Leslie. Happy anniversary to both of you.
Speaker 1: Now here's what I will tell you. And actually I
Speaker 1: gave the same advice to my sister who just happened
Speaker 1: to visit Boston right after me. Chris and Corey visited Boston. Chris,
Speaker 1: it was the North End, right, that was what it
Speaker 1: was called the North End. Okay, I believe it's called
Speaker 1: the North End. I am not a Boston expert. I
Speaker 1: went one time, went and checked in to WRC, which
Speaker 1: I dearly love, and got to check out Boston. Really
Speaker 1: liked Boston a lot, Really really liked Boston. Shocked at
Speaker 1: how much I liked Boston. Very walkable. Make sure you
Speaker 1: and your dime go walking through Boston. Felt pretty safe,
Speaker 1: you know, obviously you don't want to go to bad
Speaker 1: parts of town, but very walkable, great little town. Almost positive.
Speaker 1: It's called the North End. Everyone in WRKO is screaming
Speaker 1: at me on the radio, right, now I'm sorry, Okay,
Speaker 1: I don't live there North End. It's God, forgive me
Speaker 1: for this. The Italian part of town, all right, it's
Speaker 1: the Italian part of town. Therefore it is safe and
Speaker 1: the food is delicious. Okay, you will see what I
Speaker 1: mean when you get there. It's this big city, right,
Speaker 1: it's Boston, and there's all kinds of cool stuff there.
Speaker 1: But it's literal Italy essentially, and it's all Italian joints
Speaker 1: up and down this little neighborhood. I don't know how many.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing five six blocks. I don't know. I'm not
Speaker 1: looking at a map right now. It's not enormous, but
Speaker 1: it's big enough you can stroll around it, great little
Speaker 1: Italian joints run by Italians all I'm sure. It's mobbed
Speaker 1: up to the max all throughout the place, and it's
Speaker 1: dynamite and it's romantic. I ob wasn't there, so I
Speaker 1: had to romance myself. No, but IB wasn't there, as
Speaker 1: I was on my own for it. But I immediately
Speaker 1: thought texteder I said, yeah, we really should have been
Speaker 1: here together. This should have been our thing. It's a
Speaker 1: really good spot for an anniversary trip, especially when you
Speaker 1: can marry it with a work trip. There you go,
Speaker 1: get to the North End. Chris. It's driving me crazy.
Speaker 1: I don't care that we're live on the radio. I
Speaker 1: have to look this up now Boston, Massachusetts, so I
Speaker 1: know this is completely unprofessional, but it is a North End, Chris.
Speaker 1: Thanks for finally doing something. You know now that i've
Speaker 1: I'm already looking it up. And now Chris sitting jumps
Speaker 1: in and says, the north Yes, it's called the North End,
Speaker 1: and you will see it. You can't miss it. It's
Speaker 1: on the map. Go to the North End, get dropped
Speaker 1: off and walk around, let your bride do, buy something
Speaker 1: and get some food. What Chris, that's a very good point, Chris.
Speaker 1: Chris said, he figured I wouldn't trust him, and I
Speaker 1: would just assume that I was right. That's because that's
Speaker 1: always the case, Chris. This is called learned behavior, all right,
Speaker 1: learned behavior. Jesse Dearborn is the subject to this one.
Speaker 1: What needs to be done? They have taken hold this piggybacks,
Speaker 1: I'm sure off of the news from this morning, which
Speaker 1: we already discussed about the arrest of a couple of
Speaker 1: dudes who were getting ready to commit acts of terror
Speaker 1: tonight as a matter of fact, for Halloween, and of
Speaker 1: course they were in Dearborn. What needs to be done, Well,
Speaker 1: we've talked about this before when it comes to legal immigration.
Speaker 1: But let me use the analogy you again, because it
Speaker 1: is true. If there is a gang, there's a ten
Speaker 1: person gang in my neighborhood. They are killers and drug
Speaker 1: drug dealers and thieves of the worst kind. It's a
Speaker 1: ten person gang in my neighborhood. I I prefer to
Speaker 1: live a life of peace. I don't have to hurt
Speaker 1: anybody anymore. So what's the best thing. If I can't
Speaker 1: move out of the neighborhood, what is the best thing
Speaker 1: for me to do? Keep the doors locked, windows locked,
Speaker 1: make sure the gates are locked, make sure the security
Speaker 1: system's on. Essentially, make sure you keep them out of
Speaker 1: the house. Keep them out of the house, keep them
Speaker 1: out of the yard. You want to stay nonviolent, you
Speaker 1: don't want to hurt anybody anymore, You don't want to
Speaker 1: get your hands dirty. You gotta keep them out of
Speaker 1: the house. But I take off for work, I leave
Speaker 1: the front door unlocked. I come home and find my
Speaker 1: family's tied up in the living room and all ten
Speaker 1: gang members are in the House. Well, this is obviously
Speaker 1: not ideal. And one of the main reasons it's not
Speaker 1: ideal is all these dreams I had of nonviolence, they
Speaker 1: just want to chill. That option's gone now. Being nice
Speaker 1: no longer an option. You left the door unlocked, they
Speaker 1: came on in. Now you're gonna have to get them out.
Speaker 1: For decades, the United States of America, this isn't just deerborn.
Speaker 1: The United States of America has thrown open its doors
Speaker 1: to hoards and hordes of foreigners and allowed them to
Speaker 1: pour into this country. We allowed them to pour in
Speaker 1: at such level they actually can take over entire communities
Speaker 1: at will, at will that we have communities, in fact,
Speaker 1: major cities in this country that elect representatives from the
Speaker 1: foreign country. We allowed him. Think about how crazy that is.
Speaker 1: That's where we're at. Well, now our nice options are done.
Speaker 1: That does not mean we have to commit any vigil
Speaker 1: antiocts or violence or anything insane like that. I'm not
Speaker 1: saying that. But now, now what's going to involve denaturalization
Speaker 1: and deportation if you want to fix it. And as
Speaker 1: soon as you get to that point with normal people
Speaker 1: with norm and norma, they start to WinCE. I know
Speaker 1: that you're probably okay with it, or at least even
Speaker 1: if you're uncomfortable with it, you understand the necessity of it.
Speaker 1: But that's a hard sell to normies out there. It's
Speaker 1: easy to sell to the normy. Hey, uh, this gang
Speaker 1: rapist from Brazil. Should we arrest and deport him? Oh? Yeah,
Speaker 1: of course. Now you go to that same person and say, well,
Speaker 1: you see, we have the Muslim called a prayer five
Speaker 1: times a day in an American city. Do you think
Speaker 1: we should be stripping people of their citizenship and sending
Speaker 1: them back to their old country? Now, Norman Norma are
Speaker 1: going to go, oh, what are you some kind of barbarian? WHOA? Well, no,
Speaker 1: too far so right now, there's nothing to be done
Speaker 1: until Norman Norma wake up. Right now. You deport every
Speaker 1: illegal you can get your hands on. You stop you
Speaker 1: try to stop the flow of quote legal immigrants pouring
Speaker 1: into this country, taking American jobs, taking up root here.
Speaker 1: Deport the illegals, stop this legal immigration in mass And
Speaker 1: once we get through those two steps, then maybe we
Speaker 1: can get to the point where we can finally start
Speaker 1: deporting people we allowed to come here in permanently stay.
Speaker 1: But we are frankly a million miles away from that.
Speaker 1: So you're just gonna have to watch Dearborn from Afar
Speaker 1: and pray you don't wake up to terrible news, which
Speaker 1: apparently we almost woke up to because that's Look, when
Speaker 1: these these foreign terror organizations, the alcadas, the isis is
Speaker 1: where are they going to recruit? Where are they gonna
Speaker 1: Where are they gonna find their cells? Where are those
Speaker 1: cells going to find safe haven to plan and hide.
Speaker 1: That's where they're gonna go. That's how it works. Shit.
Speaker 1: It is the Jesse Kelly Show. Final segment of The
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show before I check out of here and
Speaker 1: go hand out full size candy bars to the kids
Speaker 1: on a Halloween night. Remember, if you miss any part
Speaker 1: of the show, you can download at iHeart, Spotify iTunes.
Speaker 1: You can email me Jesse at Jesse Kellyshow dot com. Hey, Jesse,
Speaker 1: I watch your on I watch your show on YouTube
Speaker 1: the morning after you do your show on the radio.
Speaker 1: What's up with you? Occasionally that means every now and then,
Speaker 1: stop explaining words to me, lifting your arms over your
Speaker 1: head and swinging them like a spider monkey. Were you
Speaker 1: traumatized as a child at the zoo. His name is Derek.
Speaker 1: I'm not swinging them like a spider monkey. That move
Speaker 1: you see me do on occasion. If you watch the
Speaker 1: YouTube version of the shows, Chris, did they put the
Speaker 1: whole show on YouTube? The whole show's on YouTube. That's wild.
Speaker 1: Who did that? Is that? You? Does that? You do that?
Speaker 1: You and Corey? Thanks, appreciate it. Appreciate you, guys. That
Speaker 1: is the signal. I get a signal on my phone,
Speaker 1: well a signal. I get a notification on my phone
Speaker 1: if we've ordered food, like if we get a pizza
Speaker 1: and they'll they'll text you or something that they're close.
Speaker 1: That's the hand signal. I give the fellas to go
Speaker 1: down and get the food. Because I'm live doing award
Speaker 1: win radio, even though it's never won any awards. That's
Speaker 1: the signal for them. They have to go down and
Speaker 1: get our food. It's not a spider monkey. It's a
Speaker 1: simple food signal. Gosh, don't make too much of it, Chris.
Speaker 1: Now everyone's going to be looking at the signal. Hang it.
Speaker 1: You are correct about January sixth being used as an
Speaker 1: excuse to prosecute democratic opposition In nineteen ninety three, the
Speaker 1: Nazis burned down the Reichstag and blamed it on the Communists.
Speaker 1: This led to the passage of the Reichstag Fire Decree,
Speaker 1: which suspended civil liberties. Well, to be fair, if we're
Speaker 1: going to be fair, not that we need to focus
Speaker 1: on being fair to the Nazis, but if we're being fair,
Speaker 1: it's not one hundred percent proven that the Reichstag fire
Speaker 1: was done by the Nazis. What is one hundred percent proven,
Speaker 1: And remember their Reichstag is there's their Congress. What is
Speaker 1: proven is the Nazis used the Reichstag fire as justification
Speaker 1: to go slaughter all their political opposite opposition in the country.
Speaker 1: And it is what are you shaking your head at, Chris? What?
Speaker 1: And it is suspected that the Nazis did it themselves.
Speaker 1: They caught some communists. Almost seems like a Patsy type,
Speaker 1: But you'd never look you who you're gonna believe. Are
Speaker 1: you gonna believe the Nazis. You're gonna believe the communists,
Speaker 1: You're gonna believe the Nazis. You're gonna all these people
Speaker 1: are filthy liars. You're not gonna believe any of these people.
Speaker 1: We're not going to know whether or not it was
Speaker 1: a card carrying Nazi who torched the Right Stag, but
Speaker 1: what we do know is after it burned, it was
Speaker 1: really really good for the Nazis because they used that
Speaker 1: as the Hey, we got a dangerous situation here, we
Speaker 1: have terrorists in our midst We have no choice but
Speaker 1: to hunt down these terrorists, exactly like Democrats did after
Speaker 1: January sixth. Whether or not it was a government operation,
Speaker 1: as I believe or not, is inconsequential. Democrats in the
Speaker 1: government used January sixth as the as an opportunity to
Speaker 1: do what they'd always wanted to do. Treat their Republican
Speaker 1: opponents like terrorists, wire tap their phones, round up and
Speaker 1: arrest as many of them as humanly possible. They were
Speaker 1: able to justify every single thing, and to this day
Speaker 1: they all tie it back to January sixth. Well, I mean,
Speaker 1: we had no choice. There was an insurrection. We had
Speaker 1: no choice. That's why they loved it so much, So
Speaker 1: insanely evil and obvious. But of course your liberal aunt
Speaker 1: Peggy can't see it that way. She can't. But part
Speaker 1: of that, honestly, part of the problem with your liberal
Speaker 1: aunt pegy. She's not sleeping good enough. She's full of
Speaker 1: anxiety and stress because she's she's not getting seven eight
Speaker 1: hours of sleep a night. If she had some cozy
Speaker 1: earth sheets, some bamboo sheets, maybe she would become sane.
Speaker 1: Maybe you don't sleep that well. Have you considered buying
Speaker 1: just one set, just one set of cozy earth sheets.
Speaker 1: Maybe you get yourself a robe. They have ladies robes, menrobe,
Speaker 1: men's robes. Of course, you know I'm a robe guy.
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Speaker 1: big fans. I actually think I hear you talking in
Speaker 1: my house more than me. I would like to hear
Speaker 1: your opinion as to the reason why our government isn't
Speaker 1: working to get a budget approved. They're too scared. They
Speaker 1: don't want a budget approved because in order to approve
Speaker 1: a budget, you have to lay your priorities out. You
Speaker 1: have to you have to go to the American people
Speaker 1: and you have to say, Hey, we're gonna fund this,
Speaker 1: and we're not gonna fund that. We're gonna fund this,
Speaker 1: and we're gonna cut that. We're gonna fund this and
Speaker 1: we're gonna cut that. That's what a budget is, right,
Speaker 1: isn't that the way the budget works in your house? Hey,
Speaker 1: what's what's our eating out budget? Uh? Sorry, kids, red
Speaker 1: lobster is gonna have to be once every three weeks
Speaker 1: instead of once a week. We've had to cut back
Speaker 1: on this, and no one likes to be that guy. No,
Speaker 1: we can't go out for ice cream after church. We
Speaker 1: are cutting that out of the budget. That's the exact
Speaker 1: reason these politicians don't want to sit down with a budget,
Speaker 1: because it would force them to show an ounce of
Speaker 1: courage in front of the American people and say, we
Speaker 1: don't have money for this, we don't have money for that,
Speaker 1: we don't have money for this. We have to cut that.
Speaker 1: So instead they're going to fall back on I am
Speaker 1: convinced of this, and I hope, I pray to God
Speaker 1: I'm wrong. I am convinced that when they bury me,
Speaker 1: I'll probably lived in my sixties. I would guess when
Speaker 1: they bury me, they will still be passing the same
Speaker 1: continuing resolution when they bury me, I'm convinced of it.
Speaker 1: It's insane that that is now our preferred outcome. We're
Speaker 1: pretending that we won't even pass a CR. CRS suck.
Speaker 1: We shouldn't be passing a CR. That's not a thing
Speaker 1: that we should be doing. You dorks should be sitting
Speaker 1: down coming up with a realistic budget for a country
Speaker 1: that's thirty eight trillion dollars in debt and making hard
Speaker 1: decisions and then bringing those hard decisions to the American
Speaker 1: people come what may. But politicians don't ever want to
Speaker 1: be the bad guy. They certainly don't ever want to
Speaker 1: show courage of any kind. So instead, this is what
Speaker 1: we get. Jesse, my wife and I moved just moved
Speaker 1: from Minneapolis to Des Moines, Iowa. Been here less than
Speaker 1: twelve hours and both of us are already more happy,
Speaker 1: more than happy, and impressed. Thanks for the advice to
Speaker 1: move to a red state if possible. We are excited
Speaker 1: for the future. His name is Steve. Steve. Congratulations to
Speaker 1: you and your bride just wanted to tell you another
Speaker 1: little tale before we check out here for a little
Speaker 1: Halloween weekend. There is a better, more pleasant, safer, more
Speaker 1: affordable life for you waiting just outside of that blue
Speaker 1: hell hole you reside in. If you can pack it up,
Speaker 1: get out and watch it burn on the way out
Speaker 1: of town, Go enjoy your Halloween. We will talk again
Speaker 1: on Monday. That's all.