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Speaker 2: I don't know if you guys heard about this. Having
Speaker 2: quadruplets is not it is not common, but to have
Speaker 2: perfect quadruplets where they're identical, is very rare. And a
Speaker 2: thirty four year old woman in Australia gave birth two
Speaker 2: perfect identical quadruplets, each.
Speaker 1: One of them looking exactly alike. Yes, yeah, that's gotta
Speaker 1: be tough. That's gotta be tough as the.
Speaker 2: Parent, like, how do you tell them about parents always
Speaker 2: have an uncanny way of being able to tell. Right,
Speaker 2: Lindsay's got the twins and they're not identical. No, they're not.
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know which is which, but maybe
Speaker 2: I should just pay them all attention, right, it doesn't
Speaker 2: be anything. Uh, And doctors are saying this is super
Speaker 2: extremely rare. She had a C section of twenty eight weeks. Okay,
Speaker 2: well she probably had no room there, right, And now
Speaker 2: they have started a GoFundMe because they were unaware of
Speaker 2: all the challenges it is to raise four kids, four
Speaker 2: babies at one time.
Speaker 1: This is their first set of children ever. No, Okay,
Speaker 1: then I don't believe that. I don't either, because raising
Speaker 1: kids in general sucks and you gotta figure it out.
Speaker 1: So they already had kids, They already knew what they
Speaker 1: were getting themselves into. Yeah, not having whether you've got
Speaker 1: one baby or four babies, raising babies, it's the saying
Speaker 1: it's it's it's all the same, at least to me.
Speaker 2: Any mean, maybe I'm no dude, No, raising four at
Speaker 2: one time is so wild. Yeah, that's that's Think about
Speaker 2: how often you have to change diapers on a newborn
Speaker 2: and then by four yeah, yeah, you think about blowouts
Speaker 2: by four Yeah, yeah, I.
Speaker 1: Get all that, but you already had kids, so you
Speaker 1: know what, you know what you're getting yourself into. I
Speaker 1: could see like if this was their first child ever, right,
Speaker 1: first pregnancy ever, and they had four, and they're like,
Speaker 1: oh God, we didn't know what was gonna happen. We
Speaker 1: didn't know we were getting ourselves into.
Speaker 2: I get that because you never had kids before.
Speaker 1: But you've already you've already had kids, so you kind
Speaker 1: of have an understanding of what's happening.
Speaker 2: It's just multiplied. I would think. I think they have
Speaker 2: they have four others already. I think they have four
Speaker 2: other kids already. Well then you already know the ten, eight, three,
Speaker 2: and one. Yeah, but not at the same time. Bro,
Speaker 2: I guess that's like more than four yards a week.
Speaker 3: It's not like they used IVF No, it was no, no, yeah, they.
Speaker 2: Were getting to that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's natural. They did it all natural. One fertilized
Speaker 2: egg split into four. Wow, they've raised seventy three thousand dollars.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, good for them.
Speaker 2: That will not last. No, No, how much money do
Speaker 2: you think they need forget school like college and all
Speaker 2: that other and turning sixteen.
Speaker 4: And this is just for the first five years. Yeah,
Speaker 4: for the first five years, diapers, baby food.
Speaker 3: If they're just using this money for them, I would
Speaker 3: say that this is probably good. The seventy three thousand
Speaker 3: dollars for just diapers and baby food and clothing. They
Speaker 3: could probably make that work, especially, I mean, she could
Speaker 3: be breastfeeding too.
Speaker 2: True.
Speaker 1: Nope, there's a couple of ways that they are not
Speaker 1: breastfeeding for children. I mean, you pump, like I understand,
Speaker 1: but the amount of milk you would not No, I know,
Speaker 1: I know you got to pull one off, but the
Speaker 1: other one I know exactly.
Speaker 2: The fighting for the same niff.
Speaker 3: I remember the twins, and honestly, she probably there's a
Speaker 3: good chance she probably won't be because they.
Speaker 2: Were premies, right, she never got to that stage. Yeah,
Speaker 2: And like I.
Speaker 3: Remember when I was pregnant with the twins. I my
Speaker 3: milk came in early, and so I was pumping before
Speaker 3: they were even born. And they never latched on, which
Speaker 3: I was very upset with, like.
Speaker 2: They had had can be quite challenging for women.
Speaker 3: And finally when they did, I wasn't producing enough milk
Speaker 3: for them. It was like they were always hungry, which
Speaker 3: never changed because they still are always hungry. But I
Speaker 3: remember calling my doctor's office and saying, I'm so stressed out.
Speaker 3: I'm I feel like they're not eating enough. I've run
Speaker 3: out of everything that I had already frozen. And they
Speaker 3: said it's okay, just go buy formula. And I felt
Speaker 3: like such a failure doing that, and no, it's fine.
Speaker 2: It's quite common. Yeah, yeah, it's quite common. This says
Speaker 2: that you need to be about three thousand diapers in
Speaker 2: year one. That's a lot of diapers.
Speaker 3: About it.
Speaker 2: This says that this says about twenty eight to thirty
Speaker 2: three diapers every day. Yeah, yeah, you can.
Speaker 1: You can nix all that by just using reusable diapers,
Speaker 1: not using disposable ones. How much launch bro, that's a lot,
Speaker 1: but you know, if you want to save some money,
Speaker 1: that's a way to do it.
Speaker 3: And they have things that like hook up to your
Speaker 3: toilet to clean the diapers and stuff. That is so
Speaker 3: much work.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know, I did it, and I did it
Speaker 1: as a kid my little brother, because we used cloth
Speaker 1: diapers for.
Speaker 2: Him when you weren't getting under the most. This is
Speaker 2: much younger. I've been dealing with cramp all my life. Literally,
Speaker 2: how old are you? I forget how old were you
Speaker 2: when they made you deal with your kid? Your brother's dupers? Hell?
Speaker 1: Uh he I was seven and he was born so
Speaker 1: eight nine and ten. Yeah, that's wild. Dude, just in
Speaker 1: there dunking loads.
Speaker 2: With everyone else, says under the house you go, this
Speaker 2: says you need about ten grand in formula the first year.
Speaker 1: Okay, And one could say, okay, well you nixed that
Speaker 1: bye by you know, using your own produce. But much
Speaker 1: like if Lindsay said, you know, she wasn't making enough,
Speaker 1: not making any right, then there he goes that.
Speaker 3: Do they have wick in Australia?
Speaker 2: God, I don't know. The The other thing is what
Speaker 2: are those little one onesies?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Oh you're changing those all?
Speaker 2: Oh god, cribs. Use some of your dad's old T shirts.
Speaker 1: It's fine, Yeah, not everybody has to the same traumatic
Speaker 1: experience you had growing up.
Speaker 2: I'm just saying there's ways around it.
Speaker 1: Don't say it worked out it worked Look, I'm fine,
Speaker 1: I'm fine.
Speaker 2: Do we need to open that can of worms? But
Speaker 2: the idea that they're having four just, oh my gosh. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's terrible. Seven diaper changes times for a day, making
Speaker 2: seven bottles of for me. How many times they eat,
Speaker 2: like every four hours or some crazy number. Oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: she is she is married. She's not doing it alone
Speaker 2: right for now. And they have four other kids, right,
Speaker 2: they have four other kids. The youngest is one.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, he's not helping mine or she will know
Speaker 1: some of the older ones can help. Throw a little
Speaker 1: hand in there.
Speaker 3: I don't know about I don't know about the sex
Speaker 3: of the other four children. But these these new bees
Speaker 3: are all girls.
Speaker 1: That's four wedding so they have a ten year old ormonstration,
Speaker 1: they have a ten year old girl. They have an
Speaker 1: eight year old boy, and they have a three year
Speaker 1: old girl and a one year old girl. Okay, so
Speaker 1: the oldest too, could throw a hand in the help
Speaker 1: out some things. Yeah, no, no, no, no, they're gonna
Speaker 1: have to.
Speaker 3: Yeah, they're gonna have to.
Speaker 2: They're gonna be feeding themselves, right right right. I was
Speaker 2: just thinking help them with the with the babies.
Speaker 1: But you're right, go make a sandwich's clipping nails.
Speaker 2: Yes, shampooing.
Speaker 3: Is there home even big enough?
Speaker 2: What's the smallest type of home you could have with
Speaker 2: eight kids? I mean, yeah, yeah, two bedrooms, I get it. Ye,
Speaker 2: little little house on the prairie. I get it. Yeah,
Speaker 2: we're talking modern times.
Speaker 1: You need a four bedroom at least three bedroom mobile
Speaker 1: home would be just fine. No, oh well yeah, because
Speaker 1: you know in Giffee's house they make you stay outside there.
Speaker 2: You know, nine to five, you know, sun up to sundown.
Speaker 2: Porch is screamed in. It'll be fine.
Speaker 3: I mean girls can share a bedroom obviously, Yeah, you
Speaker 3: could double them up. I think, I think with h
Speaker 3: I mean, a four bedroom home is bare minimum. You
Speaker 3: need at least three thousand square feet to keep sanity
Speaker 3: in the home.
Speaker 2: I hear you. Money is an object, absolutely it is.
Speaker 2: And a three thousand square foot home not only that's
Speaker 2: an American thing. I'm not saying they don't exist in
Speaker 2: other countries, but it is not.
Speaker 1: You've got to have a lot of money, that is true.
Speaker 1: And I should take your dinky house that you have
Speaker 1: now and just start adding on to it, right.
Speaker 3: And I don't know, I mean, I know that in Australia,
Speaker 3: it's like some people, like when we had our exchange
Speaker 3: student from US earlier, he did say like that they
Speaker 3: had a small home, but then they also had a
Speaker 3: vacation home too, and his mom was a single mom.
Speaker 3: His mom's a single mom and she was raising three boys.
Speaker 3: And she was a professor, a school teacher. Essentially, well
Speaker 3: off is what you got. But they make way more
Speaker 3: school teachers in Australia. Waight right, well off? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: The average okay, the average detached downs in Australia is
Speaker 2: twenty five hundred square feet. Okay, that's close. Yeah, what
Speaker 2: she's saying average. So you got some highs and lows.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you build a little shed in the back,
Speaker 1: a little she shed or something and get away shed.
Speaker 2: No, there's no when you have eight kids, there's no getaway.
Speaker 3: No, there is no no.
Speaker 2: You could make an argument with eight kids, they may
Speaker 2: not be able to work. They they would have to.
Speaker 2: That's a full time or you employ somebody exactly.
Speaker 3: You're bringing in a nanny or hopefully you have a
Speaker 3: mom or dad to come in and stay you're in
Speaker 3: laws or to whomever.
Speaker 2: Just talk about doctor's appointments. Taking those newborns to doctor's
Speaker 2: appointments is going to be an all day job, all right,
Speaker 2: with assistants. Yeah, and you're gonna need a bigger car
Speaker 2: for sure. You know, minivan ain't going to work. No,
Speaker 2: you have to get you get a church van. Yeah,
Speaker 2: they call they call him, they call him something else now,
Speaker 2: but yeah, those look like they look like European delivery vans.
Speaker 2: Transit bus yeah, well mini bus yeah, oh my goodness,
Speaker 2: not the same mini bus that I rode as a kid.
Speaker 2: But you know all I got when I read this story,
Speaker 2: he was, I mean, is it beautiful? Beautiful? Is it
Speaker 2: a miracle? Yeah? Is anxiety? Yeah? Like oh yeah, but hey,
Speaker 2: you for it?
Speaker 1: Not particularly saying I want four kids, but I want
Speaker 1: to get laid and we know what's the product of it.
Speaker 2: She's got grounds to say, you're getting to prosect me right.
Speaker 1: One hundred percent. But he's also going grounds to say, hey,
Speaker 1: tire them things up. Eh, she had four growing in here,
Speaker 1: much less the four she's already had.
Speaker 2: I think her work might be done.
Speaker 1: I think if they both got fixed, that would be perfect.
Speaker 1: There's no chances at all whatsoever.
Speaker 2: I mean, she's a horre got it. He was thinking
Speaker 2: about that. Yes, you were, you were. She might get prey.
Speaker 1: She might because she's stressed out from raising eight kids.
Speaker 1: You know, he's working all the time. I need to
Speaker 1: get out of here and go have a drink. So
Speaker 1: the next thing you know, she goes to some bar
Speaker 1: down under. She meets a guy who restless crocodiles for eleven.
Speaker 2: Right, he's staking we have a few fosters or whatever.
Speaker 2: One thing leads to another and he.
Speaker 1: Meets some guy that'll throw shrimp on her barbie. Yes, yes,
Speaker 1: now there's Now there's a nice baby that's not even
Speaker 1: this guy, but he's stuck paying the chops because they
Speaker 1: were married.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, all right, we got to take a break.
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Speaker 3: Woman found with drugs hidden in multiple body locations. This
Speaker 3: happens in Saint Petersburg, Florida, where officers pulled over a
Speaker 3: vehicle on Saturday for a window tint violation. Arresting the driver,
Speaker 3: Kurtel McRae, who's forty six years old, on a resisting charge.
Speaker 3: The passenger, Yoneshi Smith, who's twenty six years old, drew
Speaker 3: suspicion when plastic baggies containing a white rock like substance
Speaker 3: were spotted near her seat. As Smith was escorted away,
Speaker 3: a baggie then dropped from her person, which she admitted
Speaker 3: fell from her butt. Additional drugs were recovered from her
Speaker 3: vaginal cavity and right breast area during booking. All items
Speaker 3: tested positive for fentanyl. She faces felony drug trafficking charges
Speaker 3: and a probation violation, as she had recently begun a
Speaker 3: two year probation sentence for grand theft.
Speaker 2: Do you need get any credit for coming forward and being, ah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's that's definitely fitting on hanging out of my geet.
Speaker 1: I guess it's better than saying I don't know how
Speaker 1: that got their officer right.
Speaker 2: Don't do that, Yeah, don't do that. We all now
Speaker 2: got there when it's in an orifice. Yeah, R don't
Speaker 2: say you don't know, you know, I just woke up
Speaker 2: and it was like this, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Man dressed as a woman arrested for stealing six hundred
Speaker 1: and fifty dollars worth body wash. So free suspects walk
Speaker 1: into a Walgreens, right, the one suspect goes and distracts
Speaker 1: the cashier while the other two go and they start
Speaker 1: filling bags with nearly six hundred and fifty dollars worth
Speaker 1: of merchandise, all that merchandise being body wash.
Speaker 3: They were dirty.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the cops go and they and they take
Speaker 1: off without bang clearly right. So the cops go and
Speaker 1: they review the footage and they're like, hey, that person
Speaker 1: looks familiar, and they decided it as a forty seven
Speaker 1: year old dude named Gerald Cobbserald Cobbs has a very
Speaker 1: lengthy rap sheet and has a habit of dressing as
Speaker 1: a woman. I don't know if he's just a cross dresser,
Speaker 1: if that's how he lives, or if like he's like, well,
Speaker 1: they'll never recognize me as if I'm dressed like a lady. Furthermore,
Speaker 1: I'm curious, did he wear a mumu? Did he wear
Speaker 1: like an evening gown? Was he in yoga pants? What
Speaker 1: are we talking about here? Dressed like a woman? Didn't
Speaker 1: say in the story. Regardless, he was already locked up
Speaker 1: on an unrelated warrant, so now he's looking an added
Speaker 1: charge as a petty theft with prior convictions. They say
Speaker 1: that his record includes twenty seven felonies and seventeen misdemeanor convictions,
Speaker 1: most of them are for theft, and that he's spent
Speaker 1: more than eleven years in prison.
Speaker 2: But the other two people, well, they're still looking for
Speaker 2: those guys or goals. We're not quite sure yet. Former
Speaker 2: police chief accused of having sex with suspects X. That's
Speaker 2: monsters ball, right, but Bob Thordon Hill, Yeah, but he
Speaker 2: was a prison guard. Yeah, so it's same basic premise.
Speaker 2: Former Florida police chief is being accused of having sex
Speaker 2: with the suspects X document show Michael Nah, I'm a
Speaker 2: good guy, Giddings. The former police chief reached out to
Speaker 2: the woman because he was looking for her strange husband,
Speaker 2: a felony suspect back in March. The documents say they
Speaker 2: had sex a couple of times when he was on duty.
Speaker 2: Officials say the man is has been suspended and then resigned.
Speaker 2: Authorities are continuing to investigate. I mean a lot of
Speaker 2: people date where they work, right, It never really works
Speaker 2: out well, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it didn't say if he was if he was married,
Speaker 1: it was just a boyfriend her No, no, no, like
Speaker 1: the police chief, was he married?
Speaker 2: Was he cheating on his wife? Right? Right? Statistically, I
Speaker 2: wonder what the chances the reality is where like think
Speaker 2: of like porn is like pizza delivery guy, right, pool guy, right,
Speaker 2: cop have sex on the job like ups driver, where
Speaker 2: women just can't resist. Right, I've just taken back. But
Speaker 2: all this I don't even know. I don't know how
Speaker 2: you put like irresistibility next to pizza delivery guy, pool
Speaker 2: guy and cop. Right. Well, I don't know about irresistibility.
Speaker 2: When it comes to the police. It could be more
Speaker 2: of she's a whore, got it right? Sure, I was
Speaker 2: thinking more coercion, but yeah, yeah, she's a whore to
Speaker 2: coercion on which part by the pizza boy.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just talking strictly about the police man. The
Speaker 1: pizza boys got the younger aspect, right, he's a young guy.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, hey, I'm old and dried up and
Speaker 1: haven't had anyone.
Speaker 3: Oh my, come on, that wasn't a movie.
Speaker 2: That was just a movie. Movie. Movie happens movies.
Speaker 1: That's a cliche, right, right, I got your pizza with
Speaker 1: extra sausage, extra A.
Speaker 2: Well, that would be a female delivery regardless. So that's
Speaker 2: the pizza boy.
Speaker 1: The cop is like more coercion, like, hey, you're gonna
Speaker 1: give me what I want, and uh, I'm gonna give
Speaker 1: you what you wanted to do, something to that effect.
Speaker 2: And with the plumber, it's like, hey, listen, we need
Speaker 2: to make this drain. And wasn't that the other one?
Speaker 2: What was the other option? No? No, like boy pool
Speaker 2: boy and delivery driver.
Speaker 1: Well, the pool boy, see it's simple. He's after with
Speaker 1: his shirt off, all hot and greasy. Yeah, every pool
Speaker 1: guy I've ever seen hardly looks like Brad Pigs exactly.
Speaker 2: These are movies we're talking about, though. Do you know
Speaker 2: people that made deliveries like pizza delivery guys and stuff
Speaker 2: like that. Gimb Mmm, you don't have any friends that
Speaker 2: did that? Were pizza delivery guys way back in the day. Yeah,
Speaker 2: way back in the Yeah yeah, Lindsay, Yeah, yeah me too.
Speaker 2: No one of them ever got no, not that they
Speaker 2: ever told me they would, right, probably.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, that would be a total humble brag.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Probably, I'm gonna have to go back and ask
Speaker 2: and be like, hey, back.
Speaker 1: When you were deling delivering pizzas you ever, you know,
Speaker 1: get propositions get offered, even women that when you get
Speaker 1: a woman delivery driver, you're like, nah, you're.
Speaker 2: Like a four, but as a pizza delivery person you're
Speaker 2: like an eight. Right, how bad do you want that tip? Yeah?
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Speaker 2: All right, the little dead ass or fake news. I'll
Speaker 2: read something and you're gonna tell me he is a
Speaker 2: dead ass or fake news. Elephants are afraid of mice.
Speaker 2: Dead ass are fake news? Uh?
Speaker 3: In the book that we read they were growing up.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say fake news.
Speaker 2: Totally fake news. Yeah, it's a myth. Elephants aren't particularly
Speaker 2: afraid of mice. Dead ass are fake news. The Library
Speaker 2: of Alexandria was destroyed by fire. The Library of Alexandria
Speaker 2: was destroyed by fire.
Speaker 3: Dead ass.
Speaker 2: Sure sounds legit. It's a historic Egyptian anyway. Fake news.
Speaker 1: It was declined gradually over time over the centuries due
Speaker 1: to various dead assessors, not a single fire.
Speaker 2: Okay, dead asterer, fake news. Dead bodies can get goose bumps.
Speaker 2: Dead bodies can get goose bumps.
Speaker 3: Sounds creepy enough. I'll say dead ass.
Speaker 2: Let's say fake news, dead ass. The muscles that control
Speaker 2: hair follicles can still contract briefly after death. Dead asterer,
Speaker 2: fake news. The word set has the most definitions in
Speaker 2: the English language. The word set set has the most
Speaker 2: definitions in the English language.
Speaker 3: I thought it was the F word, but I'll say dead.
Speaker 2: Ass fake news. It's dead ass.
Speaker 1: It has over four hundred different meanings in the Oxford
Speaker 1: English dictionary.
Speaker 2: Wow, dead aster, fake news. Armadillos all always give birth
Speaker 2: to identical quadruplets. Lady in Australia is an armadilla. Armadillos
Speaker 2: always give birth to identical quadruplets.
Speaker 3: Fake news.
Speaker 2: I know they carry leprosy. I don't think this is connected,
Speaker 2: but I understand.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know about the birthing of armadillas, so
Speaker 1: uh sure, dead ass?
Speaker 2: Do they do they lay eggs? I know that sounds
Speaker 2: stupid to say no, No, I don't think well, neither chickens. Yeah,
Speaker 2: uh huh, and uh what about your duck bill platypus anyway,
Speaker 2: dead ass? Nine banded armadillos always have four genetically identical babies. Wow. Oh,
Speaker 2: armadillas don't lay eggs, they're placental mammals. Dead ass are
Speaker 2: fake news. Ostriches bury their heads in the sand when scared.
Speaker 2: Dead ass are fake news. Ostriches bury their head in
Speaker 2: the sand when scared.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna say fake news.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think cartoons would lead you to believe so, but yeah,
Speaker 2: fake news. Yeah, it's fake news. They lie low and
Speaker 2: press their heads to the ground, but they do not
Speaker 2: bury them. I did always think that that was a
Speaker 2: thing though. Yeah, is there a lot of sand in Australia.
Speaker 2: Are ostriches only in Australia? I don't know.
Speaker 1: It's one of the things I love about doing this
Speaker 1: segment is that we're always like, we don't know. Dead
Speaker 1: ass are fake news. You can fold a piece of paper, ye,
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. You can't fold a piece of paper more
Speaker 1: than seven times. Dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 2: You can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times, lindsay,
Speaker 2: there's paper all over this room, feel free to grab
Speaker 2: one and start folding. Yeah, but hmm, count them as.
Speaker 1: You do it.
Speaker 5: One, two, three, four, five, six.
Speaker 2: She's really trying.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: I don't think I could do it a seventh time.
Speaker 2: Jesus. So dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 3: You can't roll it more than seven times, fold fold
Speaker 3: it more than seven times, dead ass.
Speaker 2: Gimpie, I'm gonna say, fake news man or Gami has
Speaker 2: showed us that you can do it fake news. While difficult,
Speaker 2: it has been done. The record is twelve folds using
Speaker 2: a very long piece of paper. Oh very long and
Speaker 2: I don't think orgami's more than like three or four folds. Man,
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I mean that that goose looks like it's got quite
Speaker 1: a few folds in it. Dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 1: Sloths only defecate once a week. Very slow sloths only
Speaker 1: defecate once a week. Dead ass or fake newsh.
Speaker 3: Fake news?
Speaker 2: Dead ass. This is gonna be mind blowing. Dead ass.
Speaker 2: They lose up to thirty percent of their body weight
Speaker 2: when they do.
Speaker 1: Now I've had some dime. I'm like, I should weigh myself. Amazing, right,
Speaker 1: dead ass are fake news. Nutmeg is a hallucinogenic in
Speaker 1: large doses. Nutmeg is hallucinogenic in large doses. Dead ass
Speaker 1: or fake news?
Speaker 3: Hmmm, fake news?
Speaker 2: Dead ass? It is dead ass consuming large amounts because
Speaker 2: the dosage is always the poison can cause hallucinations and
Speaker 2: other seriesarious side effects. Dead asser, fake news? Man, We
Speaker 2: got some good nutmeg?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Dead ass for fake news. Cleopatra lived closer in time
Speaker 2: to the moon landing, then to the construction of the
Speaker 2: Great Pyramid. Dead ass for fake news. Cleopatra live closer
Speaker 2: in time to the moon landing, then to the construction
Speaker 2: of the Great Pyramid.
Speaker 3: Fake news.
Speaker 2: Dead ass, dead ass. She lived around thirty BC, making
Speaker 2: her about two thousand years closer to nineteen sixty nine
Speaker 2: than to two thousand, five hundred and eighty BC. Dead
Speaker 2: aswer fake news. Penguins can fly underwater at speeds of
Speaker 2: twenty five miles per hour. Dead aster fake news. Penguins
Speaker 2: can fly underwater at speeds up to twenty five miles
Speaker 2: per hour. Before you give an answer based off the
Speaker 2: word fly, what, they move their wings underwater, which creates
Speaker 2: the same thing. It's just swimming really, but right pe
Speaker 2: penguin listeners like.
Speaker 3: It's flying, right, dick, twenty five miles per hour, I'll
Speaker 3: say dead ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sounds about right, dead ass. They fly through water
Speaker 2: using their wing like flippers for propulsion. Dead aster fake news.
Speaker 2: Albert Einstein failed math in school. Dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 2: Albert Einstein failed math in school. Dead ass, Yeah, I
Speaker 2: think I've heard that somewhere before fake news.
Speaker 1: Einstein mastered calculus before the age of fifteen.
Speaker 2: Wow. Dead aster, fake news and ancient egypt servants were
Speaker 2: sometimes coated and honey to attract flies from the pharaoh.
Speaker 2: What oh dude, emperors were the worst. Laugh at his joke.
Speaker 2: Killed you all right. Yeah, I want to say, dead ass.
Speaker 2: That sounds like something that dick emperor would do. It
Speaker 2: feels like also sexually inclined. But in ancient Egypt, several
Speaker 2: servants were sometimes codd and hunted to attract flies from
Speaker 2: the pharaoh. Dead aster, fake news, dead ass. It was
Speaker 2: a way to keep insects from bothering royalty. You were
Speaker 2: just leaving slime trails everywhere. Things just sticky. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: can't get rid of you. That scene in national lampoons,
Speaker 2: Vegas or Europe vacation dead asser. Fake news coffee was
Speaker 2: once banned in Mecca. Dead ass for fake news coffee
Speaker 2: was once banned in Mecca.
Speaker 3: Dead ass.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. Dead ass. In the sixteenth century,
Speaker 2: leaders feared and encouraged political gatherings now dead aswer fake news.
Speaker 2: Lobsters scream when boiled.
Speaker 3: Fake news.
Speaker 2: No air escaping the body. Yeah they're not fat, they're
Speaker 2: flopping fake news. The sound is steam escaping the shell.
Speaker 3: That's what they want us to think.
Speaker 2: I learned that from family Guy.
Speaker 1: When the lobster gets revenge and shoves Peter's head into
Speaker 1: a boiling.
Speaker 2: Water, stop, Oh no, it's just air his body. Isn't
Speaker 2: it funny how we go? Uh? You know, we make
Speaker 2: the joke of the water is only clean because they
Speaker 2: tell us it is, and this we're like, oh, okay, yeah, no,
Speaker 2: that makes more sense, right, didn't ask fake news? Human
Speaker 2: teeth are as hard as diamonds. Didn't ask for fake news.
Speaker 2: Human teeth are as hard as diamonds. Fake news, dead ass,
Speaker 2: fake news. They're hard, but they're hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, didn't asker fake news. The most stolen food item
Speaker 1: in the world is cheese. Dead ass, are fake news?
Speaker 2: The most the most stolen food item in the world
Speaker 2: is cheese. Uh like the wheel?
Speaker 1: I mean, are people out there stealing blocks of Colby?
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe pepper Jack? It doesn't have to be an
Speaker 1: entire wheel of cheese, just a little nibble.
Speaker 3: I feel like meat would be more. I'm gonna say
Speaker 3: fake news.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna say dead ass on that one. Dead ass.
Speaker 2: It is frequently shoplifted. Huh. I have never stolen cheese
Speaker 2: in my life. I've stolen a few things in my life,
Speaker 2: but cheese was never on the list.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'll name some things. Uh huh, cigarettes of course, alcohol, yeah, meat, Hm,
Speaker 1: I really gotta think about that. No, I don't think
Speaker 1: I've ever stolen meat, like you know, I'm thinking like
Speaker 1: Porky's when they get really well, not that grotesque like
Speaker 1: right right right, But no, I've never stolen meat either.
Speaker 2: Lindsay, have you ever stolen meat? No? Liar liquor?
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, for my grandmother's basement.
Speaker 2: I've never stolen liquor either. No, we're talking about from
Speaker 2: a store, from a story. Yeah, No, I've never stolen
Speaker 2: liquor either.
Speaker 1: Really, man, yes, not cigarettes, uh, liquor meat. I don't
Speaker 1: think I'm stolen cheese though.
Speaker 2: Candy, Oh, lots of candy. Yeah. In college, man, we
Speaker 2: stole tons of stuff constantly, but never cheese.
Speaker 1: But never cheese. It's a good protein source. You would
Speaker 1: have thought we would have had.
Speaker 2: Uh. All snowfl dead ass are fake news. All snowflakes
Speaker 2: are perfectly symmetrical dead ass are fake news. All snowflakes
Speaker 2: are perfectly symmetrical.
Speaker 3: Dead ass.
Speaker 2: Perfectly Yeah, sure, what not fake news? Many are irregular
Speaker 2: dead ass for fake news. You can taste food better
Speaker 2: if you close your eyes. We see people do that
Speaker 2: all the time, right, Yeah, I don't know if you
Speaker 2: guys could see you my eyes closed fake news. Yeah,
Speaker 2: fake news, fake news, smell not sight, enhance's taste. Dead asser,
Speaker 2: fake news. Ice floats because it's denser than water. Dead ass,
Speaker 2: are fake news. Ice floats because it's denser than water.
Speaker 3: Dead ass.
Speaker 2: Fake news. Yeah, it's fake news. Ice is less dense
Speaker 2: than water, That's why it floats. Dead aster, fake news.
Speaker 2: The Olympic Games included a painting competition. Sorry, dead answer,
Speaker 2: fake news. The first Olympic Games included a painting competition.
Speaker 2: Dead ass, fake news, dead ass. Our competitions were once
Speaker 2: part of the Olympics. Yeah, because they didn't have like
Speaker 2: ice skating, right, Like, this is not athletic at all.
Speaker 2: The first one they were like, what are we going
Speaker 2: to do? We can do running, sure, sounds great. What else?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 2: Wrestling?
Speaker 1: Okay, yeah, I guess we can do that for the
Speaker 1: five people that do it right. How about speeches?
Speaker 2: Ah, it's in the.
Speaker 1: Square all the time, right, pottery? How about how about murder?
Speaker 2: Right? How about you know, voting philosophy? Dead aster, fake news.
Speaker 2: There's a town in Norway where it's illegal to die
Speaker 2: dead aster, fake news. There's a town in Norway where
Speaker 2: it's illegal to die dead ass. I've heard that somewhere
Speaker 2: before dead ass and longingburn burials are banned due to permafron.
Speaker 1: Huh, Ain't that's something so not technically illegal. I just
Speaker 1: know where to put you. Got to ship you to
Speaker 1: the next down, then ask for fake news. The letter
Speaker 1: J does not appear anywhere in the periodic table. Dead
Speaker 1: ass are fake news. The letter J does not appear
Speaker 1: anywhere in the periodic table. Lindsay is channeling her eighth
Speaker 1: grade science knowledge. Dead ass, fake news, dead ass. No
Speaker 1: elements use the letter J in their symbol. Dead ass
Speaker 1: are fake news. Elephants per like cats to communicate. Den
Speaker 1: ass are fake news. Elephants per like cats to communicate
Speaker 1: fake news.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I don't think that seems right. Like they grunt
Speaker 2: dead ass. They produce low frequency rumbles like your father.
Speaker 2: Dead ass are fake news news. The moon has moonquakes
Speaker 2: dead ass, fake news. Dead ass. They are caused by
Speaker 2: tidal stress and meteor impacts. Okay, dead ass are fake news.
Speaker 2: The original monopoly game was circular. Dead ass for fake news.
Speaker 2: The original Monopoly game was circular.
Speaker 3: I think that's fake news.
Speaker 2: It's dead ass. It's easier to throw that way. They
Speaker 2: had to change it because it was a weapon, and technically,
Speaker 2: even as it now, because it's a square, even now,
Speaker 2: it goes in a circle exactly.
Speaker 3: But I was thinking the board was the board circular
Speaker 3: fake news.
Speaker 2: It was always square for newsers. Dead ass or fake news.
Speaker 2: Alligators can live over one hundred years in the wild.
Speaker 2: Dead ass are fake news. Alligators can live over one
Speaker 2: hundred years in the wild. Dead ass sounds about right.
Speaker 2: Fake news. They typically live thirty five to fifty years.
Speaker 2: Still a long time. Yeah, I'm sure some of those
Speaker 2: you'll be thinking about later today. Take a break, we
Speaker 2: come back. We got tickets for concerts, we got tickets
Speaker 2: to give away to see Dirty Heads and three eleven.
Speaker 2: Let's play a game wow ex Tuesday. That means historically
Speaker 2: we don't give anything away because we keep having ties.
Speaker 1: So let's play sing sing current record is well, it
Speaker 1: looks like I'm still leading this one with eight, and
Speaker 1: Lindsay's just a smidge behind me with six, and you
Speaker 1: have four. Last week's winter would be nobody, So everybody's
Speaker 1: up for grabs to play today. You call us at
Speaker 1: eight three three four six oh kmo D eight three
Speaker 1: three four six oh KMOD call up and tell us
Speaker 1: who you want to give clues.
Speaker 2: We'll try to give you clues for a song. If
Speaker 2: you can name the song without us giving.
Speaker 1: You the title of the song, the artist of the song,
Speaker 1: or the chorus of the song, then you're gonna get
Speaker 1: those tickets to see Dirty Heads with three to eleven
Speaker 1: on Wednesday, August twenty six at the Walmart Amphitheater in Rogers.
Speaker 1: Everyone can get their tickets at walmartamp dot com. This
Speaker 1: game is always fascinating because it's a little bit of
Speaker 1: actually giving clues uh huh, and a.
Speaker 2: Lot of just trying and get you to guess the words.
Speaker 2: That's it. Let's go to the phone and get our
Speaker 2: first contestant here for sing sing good morning, you're on
Speaker 2: the air. What is your name, rich How are you today? Good? Hey? Doing? Everybody?
Speaker 2: Who do you want to give clues? You have your
Speaker 2: choice of Lindsay, Gimpy or Corbyn.
Speaker 1: Let's go come on.
Speaker 2: Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the
Speaker 2: first clue. Here we go, h Richard, there's a fire
Speaker 2: burning in my soul.
Speaker 1: It's that lady that sounds like missus doubtfire Yes, And
Speaker 1: the name of the song is.
Speaker 2: The last word. The last word of the song what's
Speaker 2: the opposite of shallow? There you go? Uh, this is
Speaker 2: a nineties band. They were two kids that wore their
Speaker 2: close backwards.
Speaker 1: Because I'm the maingy miginnie mag daddy, because I'm the
Speaker 1: megey migity migity miginny.
Speaker 2: Mag daddy song. Yes, and the name of the song
Speaker 2: is did say it twice? Don't there go? Oh? Good lord?
Speaker 1: This is a guy who's an actor and he has
Speaker 1: like fifteen piece band and.
Speaker 2: Uh, hell never minds go ahead and pass on that one.
Speaker 1: Then uh okay fred Durst band and uh oh yeah,
Speaker 1: keep bone blinking baby, time close moving with time ran out,
Speaker 1: but it looks like you got to hang on the line.
Speaker 1: Rich Okay, all right, thanks, good morning, you're on the air.
Speaker 2: What is your name.
Speaker 1: Is?
Speaker 2: Nick? Nick? Turn your radio down? You've got sixty seconds
Speaker 2: to try and get more than two? Who would you
Speaker 2: like to give clues? Lindsay or corbyin I'll do GIMPI
Speaker 2: sorry Lindsey or Corbyn? Are your choices? Oh Lindsay er Corbyn? Sorry,
Speaker 2: we'll do Corbyn. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer
Speaker 2: starts after the first clue. Here we go with your
Speaker 2: Randium has to be stored in a special way because
Speaker 2: it is what has Matt. Yes, but it's specific. A
Speaker 2: Geygo counter will test what I didn't hear you. A
Speaker 2: Geiger counter will test what you're listening to us on
Speaker 2: what device?
Speaker 1: We are?
Speaker 2: A blank station?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Radio radio active? There we go. Excellent job. This woman
Speaker 2: in the eighties, she danced with a cat. She was
Speaker 2: a guest, She was a judge on American Idol. She
Speaker 2: was a Laker girl. Yes. Her most famous song of
Speaker 2: the opposite of crooked and the opposite of down.
Speaker 1: Up you got up.
Speaker 2: That's the second word. Blank ahead, just go blank ahead.
Speaker 1: Up ahead, a straight up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there we go. This is Mick and God damn
Speaker 2: we got a time.
Speaker 1: Sorry Nick, no one's gonna win. Uh you did so good, buddy,
Speaker 1: thanks for playing.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry. Richie was another time man, So nobody wins.
Speaker 2: So disappointed in this the one I ended on lindsay
Speaker 2: Oh that way.
Speaker 1: Oh, this is a lady that sings like a goat.
Speaker 1: And I took my love and I took it down.
Speaker 1: And that's about as far as I can get without frown. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Fleetwood Mac is the artist is the song in
Speaker 2: the slide.
Speaker 3: Yeah, These were the two for GIMPI first one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this band, uh they their bust drove across apparently. Yeah,
Speaker 2: yeah that's true. You can't. This musical group was driving
Speaker 2: their bus over a bridge in Chicago and released the
Speaker 2: toilet over a bunch of tourists that were on a
Speaker 2: boat underneath the bridge that they didn't know about. These
Speaker 2: are the little and the songs about these little bugs
Speaker 2: that will take your watermelon away on a pank on
Speaker 2: a picnic, and uh, it's about the month between February
Speaker 2: and April. There you go.
Speaker 3: And marching.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good job.
Speaker 3: And then this one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, keep on bringing DJ Lethal Westmoreland. Yeah, they're having
Speaker 2: a comeback right now. I can't figure out why, but
Speaker 2: they're having to comeback now. Yeah. Chocolate Starfish and uh
Speaker 2: favor hot dog flavored Water was one of their albums.
Speaker 1: Yeah, keep biscuit enrolling, which we may do here in
Speaker 1: a minute, because I do like that song, right, you
Speaker 1: and me both.
Speaker 2: I can't explain it. My name is a Chad, but
Speaker 2: I do love it. All right.
Speaker 1: So the record continues to be well, I'm still in
Speaker 1: a league with eight, Wendsy still has six, and you still.
Speaker 2: Have to see what Gimpie has in his four x
Speaker 2: four well and here the sen.
Speaker 1: Comm announces new strikes against Iran and a post on
Speaker 1: x because everything's done on social media nowadays.
Speaker 2: US Central Command says it began.
Speaker 1: Conducting strikes Monday afternoon at the direction of President Trump.
Speaker 1: Sentcom said the strikes were designed to further degrade Iranian
Speaker 1: military capabilities used to attack.
Speaker 2: Commercial shipping in the straight of Hoor moves.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, President Trump will attend the dignified transfer of two
Speaker 1: US soldiers and are killed in Iranian attacks and Jordan
Speaker 1: over the weekend. The dignified transfer will take place at
Speaker 1: Dover Air Force Base today and truth social post Trump
Speaker 1: said every time Iran kills an American soldier, they will.
Speaker 2: Pay for that killing many times over. Haig Seth is
Speaker 2: to testify before Senate Committee Old.
Speaker 1: Pete Pete Hegseeth is expected to be joined by Joint
Speaker 1: Chiefs Chair General Don Dan Kane at the hearing before
Speaker 1: the Senate Appropriations Committee.
Speaker 2: The hearing concerns.
Speaker 1: President Trump's supplemental funding package to cover the costs of
Speaker 1: the war in Iran and other emergencies. Lebanon leader is
Speaker 1: going to visit the White House Lebanon's President, Joseph Owen's
Speaker 1: visit comes during a perilous time in the Middle East,
Speaker 1: as US in Iran renew attacks against each other.
Speaker 2: The two are expected to discuss.
Speaker 1: The ongoing threat from Iran, banked Hasib law and own
Speaker 1: I think that's how he say his name. Iman is
Speaker 1: expected to press Trump on Israel's withdrawal from Lebanon marks
Speaker 1: the first visit by Lebanese president to the White House
Speaker 1: nearly twenty years. And then lastly here Kristin Chenowith to
Speaker 1: host the Christie Awards at the BAPC July twenty fifth, Corbyn,
Speaker 1: I know you're excited. She's been a huge advocate of BA.
Speaker 1: Like she's done a great job. Yeah, not forgetting Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: Kristin Jeniwith is celebrating eleven years of her Broadway boot Camp.
Speaker 1: It's called Message, it's called Now.
Speaker 2: I hit the wrong button.
Speaker 1: Okay, It's called the Christie Awards. The event will be
Speaker 1: filled with performances and the Magic of Broadway, which highlights
Speaker 1: the participants of the twenty twenty sixth boot Camp. The
Speaker 1: event will be held this Saturday, the twenty fifth, at
Speaker 1: the Broken Arrow Performing Arts Center at seven pm.
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Speaker 2: email on the air and then you, guys, get to
Speaker 2: give advice. C Email says if a woman asks you
Speaker 2: out at work and you say no because you're an idiot,
Speaker 2: and then spend the next month regretting it while watching
Speaker 2: her be completely fine about it, is there a version
Speaker 2: of going back that doesn't make you look pathetic? Because
Speaker 2: that's what I need to do. She is attractive, funny,
Speaker 2: good at her job and she picked me to go out.
Speaker 2: I don't have better options. I haven't had better options.
Speaker 2: My boy says, just tell her the truth that you
Speaker 2: panicked and you want to do over. My other boy says,
Speaker 2: never let a woman know she got to you. One
Speaker 2: of them is married and very single, and I'll let
Speaker 2: you figure out which one the advice came from. How
Speaker 2: do I go back without making it weird? So listen
Speaker 2: to email from a guy who got asked out by
Speaker 2: a girl at work and he said no apparently, and
Speaker 2: now he wants to go back and be like, takes
Speaker 2: these backsies, you're.
Speaker 1: Fuck yeah, do that? Do a share impression on the ship? Yeah,
Speaker 1: just make sure you wear the net stockings, the one
Speaker 1: piece of ribbon.
Speaker 2: So what do you guys think? What should he do?
Speaker 2: How should he go back without making it weird? And
Speaker 2: to me, I don't know about the advice of never
Speaker 2: let a woman know she got to you. That feels
Speaker 2: like fimphobic, like who cares? Exactly right, it ain't a war,
Speaker 2: not at all. Yeah. My guess is that's probably the
Speaker 2: single friend, right, Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: It could be the married one that's like a miserable
Speaker 1: everyone knows should be miserable too, all right, but to
Speaker 1: not let her know she got to you. Spoiler, they
Speaker 1: get to you.
Speaker 2: They know that. Yeah, even if you're married to him.
Speaker 2: That sound dumb. Guys are guys think they cannot show
Speaker 2: a woman god to them. They know, they know, they know.
Speaker 2: But what should he do? How should he go back
Speaker 2: and try to fix this so he can go on
Speaker 2: a date with this girl. One thing it doesn't say
Speaker 2: is how long it's been. Uh, I get it says
Speaker 2: spend the next month regretting it? Okay, So I mean
Speaker 2: you could say a month. Okay, that sounds about right,
Speaker 2: but uh, okay, I don't know. I've never had a
Speaker 2: girl ask me out, to be honest with you, I've
Speaker 2: always had to ask them. So I believe that term
Speaker 2: is always the aggressor. I hear you. You make it
Speaker 2: sound so constant. I've also been the aggressor. Most guys
Speaker 2: are the aggressor. Yeah, maybe he was just taking back
Speaker 2: by having a competent woman approach him, that's fair.
Speaker 3: Or maybe he was nervous about seeing someone from work.
Speaker 1: That's possible too, because you know, dating at work sometimes
Speaker 1: it works out, sometimes it doesn't. If it doesn't work out,
Speaker 1: then that's that's just awkward. There, somebody's got to leave
Speaker 1: the job.
Speaker 3: Yeah, what it caused drama?
Speaker 2: I mean sometimes you got to tell the company that
Speaker 2: you're having a relationship with somebody in the office, all right,
Speaker 2: which is weird. Hey, did you go make a Facebook
Speaker 2: official with work? When Tech says definitely let her know
Speaker 2: she got to you. Yeah, some women do love that.
Speaker 2: I like a power thing, not.
Speaker 1: Really a power, but more of like you you own it.
Speaker 1: It's flattering, like it doesn't bother you. Okay, another one,
Speaker 1: Just go for it. I mean, what's the worst that
Speaker 1: could happen? She moves on and acts just fine.
Speaker 2: Again. I love that either something. Just be ho and
Speaker 2: straight up tell her you dropped the ball and now
Speaker 2: you realize you're in a position where you can date someone.
Speaker 2: I don't love this.
Speaker 1: Hey, a month ago, I was emotionally damaged, but now
Speaker 1: I'm emotionally fine.
Speaker 2: Don't do that. Ah, that's that's confusing. No, well, it
Speaker 2: just it doesn't exude confidence. I wasn't sure where I
Speaker 2: was emotionally. Oh did your partner die? No, I'm just scared.
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being emotionally available, but out
Speaker 1: of the shoot, right. That doesn't unless you said, hey,
Speaker 1: I just got out of some I don't think that's
Speaker 1: a good idea.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think alluding to that in the beginning's weird. Alluding
Speaker 1: to that I'm emotionally damaged, right right, right right.
Speaker 2: If we flipped this around and it was a guy
Speaker 2: asking a girl and she's like, I don't know, I'm
Speaker 2: got may be turned on by that. If I'm being honest,
Speaker 2: I'll save you. I'm just saying guy would be turned
Speaker 2: on by that. You gotta be like, yeah, I'm getting laid.
Speaker 2: This girl's fragile. This is easy, settle down jjikmod dot com.
Speaker 2: All right, I was just gonna I just think it's
Speaker 2: when you put your emotional state out there in the beginning.
Speaker 2: I don't know if that's a good first step. Yeah,
Speaker 2: probably not. Now you say, hey, I changed my mind.
Speaker 2: Can we still go out? And she says yes, And
Speaker 2: then you're at dinner or whatever, she's like, hey, what happened?
Speaker 2: You give a brief synopsis. Don't go into the dip. No,
Speaker 2: let's stay on the shallow end of the pool. Don't
Speaker 2: start crying onto your steak. Yeah, you just say I
Speaker 2: just wasn't having the confidence I had before because of
Speaker 2: a previous relationship. But you ask me felt that gave
Speaker 2: me that confidence. So I wanted to come back and
Speaker 2: say yes, right, a month.
Speaker 1: Has passed by, she could be dating somebody else, right,
Speaker 1: that doesn't mean none, that's called dating.
Speaker 3: I really would. I am curious to know why he
Speaker 3: and he initially did turn her down? Was it because
Speaker 3: they worked together? Was he not attracted to her?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: What was that reason?
Speaker 2: I would? I would say it was probably more. I
Speaker 2: don't think it's the attracted thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because he wouldn't want to be going back if
Speaker 1: he was not attracted to her, unless he's exhausted all option.
Speaker 2: He's like, well, big Birth in Accounting, he's got me.
Speaker 2: She wants a piece of me. I guess I'll go
Speaker 2: for it. And guys, much like girls, know the answer
Speaker 2: about individuals before it's asked. Yeah, so as you know
Speaker 2: big Birth in Accounting, Hey, you already know the answer
Speaker 2: is no. So they're not even finishing the sentence before
Speaker 2: you're like, ah, thanks, but no thanks. Maybe you know
Speaker 2: what I mean. Yeah, but this sounds like more of
Speaker 2: like a nerd of this response. Yeah, ah, you are
Speaker 2: my hands.
Speaker 1: And that's possible because maybe he is most as you
Speaker 1: put it, the aggressor, and it got him caught off guard.
Speaker 1: When somebody is pursuing him, he's like, woo woo, woo wooe.
Speaker 1: This has never happened for I do not know what
Speaker 1: to do.
Speaker 2: Most guys are turned off by confident, strong women, and
Speaker 2: so it probably threw him for a curve and didn't
Speaker 2: expect him. Maybe I don't know this textas just be
Speaker 2: a man and admit to her that you messed up. Yep,
Speaker 2: that squashes it immediately. There's no explanation needed. Yeah, and
Speaker 2: it's honest. I've been asked out twice and both just
Speaker 2: wanted free food, for me to pay free food, and
Speaker 2: me to pay for everything. Okay, Yeah, reasonable answer, it's
Speaker 2: not eighth grade. Talk to her like an adult nuclear answer.
Speaker 2: Show her you're interested, follow her home, stand outside her
Speaker 2: place all night, send her sexy lingerie at work and
Speaker 2: tell her you want to see it on her. Finally,
Speaker 2: send her a dozen of unsolicited d picts. Works every time.
Speaker 2: I don't know if d picts have ever worked. In
Speaker 2: the beginning, you gotta have them chained down for a
Speaker 2: while before that happens.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you want a trip to the HR office, sure,
Speaker 3: This text says, just go to her and ask her
Speaker 3: if the offer is still on the table, because you'd
Speaker 3: like to take her up on it.
Speaker 2: PS, gimpy, can you blame the woman ha ha ha
Speaker 2: ha because I got a little arm whatever, dude, is
Speaker 2: it ha ha ha ha? Or is it ha ha
Speaker 2: ha ha? I'm just saying that, like in texting, wouldn't
Speaker 2: one ha suffice? I think so yes? Or can you
Speaker 2: do an lo o L?
Speaker 1: Do we have to have? Ha ha ha ha ha.
Speaker 2: I think an lol would be all right? Don't know,
Speaker 2: aren't hahaha? Like exclamation marks? We just need one? Yeah,
Speaker 2: that sounds like a little more like a a fran
Speaker 2: dresser kind of you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Lindsay's so excited she gets to pull out her
Speaker 1: one impression exactly.
Speaker 2: Fresh. Normally we need a response out of you. It
Speaker 2: takes a little longer, but that one unholstered it fast.
Speaker 2: This Actually I tried to give my advice, but you know,
Speaker 2: I'm an ugly and single for life, so my advice
Speaker 2: probably isn't the best to listen to. All the days
Speaker 2: you never bring up a surprise, you don't know what
Speaker 2: fran dresser day is. Listen heer email from a guy
Speaker 2: who says that he got asked out from a girl
Speaker 2: at work and he said no, and she's attractive and funny,
Speaker 2: good at her job. She picked me to go out
Speaker 2: and I handed it back like I had better options.
Speaker 2: I don't have better options. I haven't had better options
Speaker 2: for years. My boys say, just tell her the truth,
Speaker 2: but I panicked and want to do over. My other
Speaker 2: boy says, never let a woman know she got to you.
Speaker 2: How do I go back without making it weird?
Speaker 3: Lindsey, I think it doesn't have to be weird at all.
Speaker 3: It's weird that you're thinking it is weird. Just go
Speaker 3: and simply just say to her, Hey, does your offer
Speaker 3: still stand? Because if it does, I'm interested. Can I
Speaker 3: take you out? Ask her out this time? And if
Speaker 3: she says why the change of heart, just simply be
Speaker 3: honest or or lie and just say, you know, I
Speaker 3: didn't know if we should since we work together, if
Speaker 3: we should be going out. But now that I've gotten
Speaker 3: to know you more, yeah, I'm I'm interested. So yeah,
Speaker 3: definitely just ask her out.
Speaker 1: GIMPI It's not gonna be weird, It's only weird if
Speaker 1: you make it weird, right, and that's that goes for
Speaker 1: a lot of things in life. It's only weird if
Speaker 1: you make it weird. You go go back to her
Speaker 1: and be like, hey, how'd you like to go out
Speaker 1: some time? You know, he caught me off guard, kind
Speaker 1: of froze, didn't know what to do, but uh, I
Speaker 1: pulled pulled my head up, and uh, I'd like to
Speaker 1: take you out sometime. Or you can simply say, ah,
Speaker 1: the hot chick I was going for didn't didn't my hand, so.
Speaker 2: So here I am ready to settle. I don't know,
Speaker 2: but ultimately a second place.
Speaker 1: Right, Ultimately, in the end, he ain't nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: going back, and they ain't gonna be weird. Okay, again,
Speaker 1: it's only weird if you make it weird. Just go
Speaker 1: back and talk to her and ask her out.
Speaker 2: Be done with it. I think when you don't know
Speaker 2: what to do, the answer is weight to me. When
Speaker 2: an answer isn't clear, it's always then wait until the
Speaker 2: answer is clear. And so I propose waiting for a
Speaker 2: social opportunity, so you don't walk in she's in between
Speaker 2: zoom meetings, or she's trying to get that TPS report
Speaker 2: in you know what I mean. So if you're at
Speaker 2: a company treat thing or a company lunch thing, it's
Speaker 2: a little more her guards, a little more down, and
Speaker 2: it isn't like wait, what what are we doing? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Wait till she's been drinking at the Christmas party. Maybe Hey,
Speaker 2: you know what, I thought? It was awesome You asked
Speaker 2: me out, and I'd stupidly said no. I should have
Speaker 2: said yes. If that opportunity still exists, I would love
Speaker 2: to take you out.
Speaker 1: It's already social, it's already expected, like people are going
Speaker 1: to talk about stuff rather than you know, she's trying
Speaker 1: to decide who to fire, and you're in there like, hey,
Speaker 1: remember when you asked me out?
Speaker 2: That is my idea. Let it simmer a little bit,
Speaker 2: right now, you have something called regret. Yeah, and sometimes
Speaker 2: those things pass us by and they're gone forever proof. Yeah, man,
Speaker 2: act fast, especially if it's a place that you don't
Speaker 2: care about, like you're like, this is a stepping stone career.
Speaker 2: I'm only at this place to get to the next level. Okay,
Speaker 2: Then I don't know if you should be following the
Speaker 2: don't date at work thing, Yeah, go for it. Then
Speaker 2: if it's the place you're trying to put your roots
Speaker 2: down and this is your career.
Speaker 1: Don't do that unless she's the boss, don't do that,
Speaker 1: then do it. No, solidify your place at work. Definitely,
Speaker 1: don't date the boss and then go to HR.
Speaker 2: Saying they tried to control you and Sue, I don't
Speaker 2: know if that's a good lifelong relationship. Build her with her.
Speaker 2: It's not all Steve Correll and what's her name in
Speaker 2: the office? Yeah, right, and her candle company. All right,
Speaker 2: we got to take a break. Listener emails, you can
Speaker 2: always email us show at kmod dot com. This email says,
Speaker 2: I just caught my husband twenty minutes ago. The bathroom
Speaker 2: door was locked, his phone was in his hand, and
Speaker 2: I'm not naive. I know what was happening before anyone
Speaker 2: says anything. We have a good marriage, we have sex regularly.
Speaker 2: This wasn't some desperate thing on his end. So why
Speaker 2: does it feel like something I did wrong. I'm already
Speaker 2: trying to make this about me, and I hate that.
Speaker 2: But now I'm sitting on the couch and he just
Speaker 2: came out kissed me on the head like nothing happened.
Speaker 2: And I went to get water and I smiled back,
Speaker 2: like a person who doesn't know what I know. How
Speaker 2: are people supposed to just carry this information around like
Speaker 2: it's normal, because nothing about this feels normal right now.
Speaker 2: I guess they're alluding that their husband was masturbating.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm trying to figure out, was he Was
Speaker 1: he masturbating vigorously or was he on the phone with
Speaker 1: another woman? She doesn't say that in the email. She
Speaker 1: just caught him in the bathroom with his phone in
Speaker 1: his hand, and only his phone in his hand.
Speaker 2: Well, right now, we don't know that.
Speaker 1: We could definitely go through the details on the possibilities
Speaker 1: of all those things.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but there's a lot left out there that would
Speaker 2: really help.
Speaker 1: Well for me is how long was he in there?
Speaker 1: Why would that matter if he was in there thirty minutes?
Speaker 4: Uh huh?
Speaker 2: What's he doing? He's taking a halfy dump scrolling on TikTok.
Speaker 3: It could be constanpede.
Speaker 2: Nobody needs to sit on the toilet thirty minutes. No,
Speaker 2: But if your doom scroll one exactly, do you get
Speaker 2: stuck there for a little while? Yep? Or if you're
Speaker 2: stuck in a YouTube tutorial, you know you're in him
Speaker 2: watching it.
Speaker 3: And now she said the door was locked, so he
Speaker 3: was either crapping or masturbating.
Speaker 2: I find this. I have an interesting survey question and
Speaker 2: I want people to answer yes or no to this.
Speaker 2: When you go to the bathroom in your house, do
Speaker 2: you lock the door, Lindsey, No, Gimby. When people are
Speaker 2: in your house and you go to the bathroom, do
Speaker 2: you lock the door? No?
Speaker 1: I do not ask to risk dot dot dot. My
Speaker 1: girl does when she comes over jam did it on vacation?
Speaker 1: Locks me out.
Speaker 2: And I'm like, Okay, that's it's your thing. Sure what
Speaker 2: you want to do.
Speaker 1: I'm not gonna I'm not gonna question it, right, no judgment.
Speaker 1: I think it's weird. I don't lock the door. But
Speaker 1: with that being said, I was thinking, as you just
Speaker 1: said that about your girl, I don't know if my
Speaker 1: wife does that.
Speaker 2: I don't know if my wife locks the door. I've
Speaker 2: never went to the bathroom the wa water closet, you know, right,
Speaker 2: because I'm rich, so I have a separate room for
Speaker 2: the toilet. I've never went and jangled the door to
Speaker 2: see if it's locked.
Speaker 3: Because you respect her privacy.
Speaker 2: I'm just one of those people that if you're deucing
Speaker 2: you don't. I don't need me knocking on the door,
Speaker 2: right because I hate it when people do it to me.
Speaker 3: And in Ghimbie's girlfriend's defense, she has littles at home
Speaker 3: who probably don't respect her privacy and that's why icks
Speaker 3: the door.
Speaker 2: I have littles, You have littles. Yeah, and when she
Speaker 2: comes over there are noble and young kids.
Speaker 3: Sure, but it's out of habit.
Speaker 2: That very well could be, or she does want me
Speaker 2: go in it.
Speaker 1: But the thing about it is, though, if I gotta go,
Speaker 1: you know, if I only had the one bathroom, I'm
Speaker 1: falling right behind you because I got to go. I
Speaker 1: almost smell that stak anyway, right, So I kind of
Speaker 1: get where she's at why she does it.
Speaker 2: But it's your thing. White people lock it. I don't care.
Speaker 2: It's it's just when you're in a secure relationship and
Speaker 2: we're exchanging bodily fluids. This doesn't feel like a giant
Speaker 2: boundary to me. No, it shouldn't. But if it is
Speaker 2: for you, that's fine. Again, no judgment. I'm just curious
Speaker 2: about the locking the door thing. Yeah. There, you could
Speaker 2: make an argument that if the door's being locked, then
Speaker 2: there is some sort of secrecy happening.
Speaker 1: Right, that's another thing that we should I wish this
Speaker 1: email included. Does he normally lock the door? You know,
Speaker 1: because if this is like a first time ever, I
Speaker 1: could see where her concern would be. Yeah, but but
Speaker 1: she said that he she opened up the door and
Speaker 1: saw him with a phone in hand, right, So he
Speaker 1: didn't have a locked door. I mean maybe she tried
Speaker 1: to do it and then he unlocked the door and
Speaker 1: opened it. And that's I mean, again, she's not giving
Speaker 1: us a ton of details, so it is possible that
Speaker 1: the door got opened at some point.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I honestly don't know many people that don't go to
Speaker 3: the bathroom without their phone.
Speaker 2: I mean, I'm either taking a book, I'm taking my phone. Yeah, right, right,
Speaker 2: depends on how long you're gonna be there. Uh, this
Speaker 2: says uh. I just want to make sure we're doing
Speaker 2: this on the right ones here. Sounds normal to me.
Speaker 2: Calm down, Cheating Horny's probably just rubbing one out. Get
Speaker 2: over yourself. If he is masturbating, should she get over herself?
Speaker 2: If he is, like that whole topic in general about
Speaker 2: your partner masturbating, should she just get over herself?
Speaker 3: The fact that she said that we have sex on
Speaker 3: a regular basis. Yeah, get over yourself.
Speaker 1: Gippi, I think regardless, Yeah, get over yourself. People do it,
Speaker 1: It happens, people do it at different times.
Speaker 2: H So I'm sure she does it too, even though
Speaker 2: they have sex on the rag. What's on the rig
Speaker 2: for you? You know?
Speaker 1: Is it is it five days a week? Is it
Speaker 1: seven days a week? Or is it you know, every
Speaker 1: other day? Yeah, you know, and and that just that
Speaker 1: every other day don't work for him.
Speaker 2: I was listening to this podcast and they were talking
Speaker 2: about normal and that there was this seventeen hundreds French
Speaker 2: philosopher and he wrote down a bunch of normals and
Speaker 2: one of them was, if to show that you are
Speaker 2: sophisticated and well off, your teeth aren't white, they're dark,
Speaker 2: and people would rub stuff right bizarre. Another one that
Speaker 2: when someone died, you would grind up their bones and
Speaker 2: put it in wine and you would drink that wine
Speaker 2: on their Again. The reaction you're having, I feel is normal,
Speaker 2: but then you hear what ours are normal? Sitting on
Speaker 2: the toilet more than working out, sitting at a desk
Speaker 2: eight hours a day, putting forty hours a week, in
Speaker 2: being overweight. Right, like all these things. When you hear those,
Speaker 2: you go, so normal is very interesting, especially the time continuum,
Speaker 2: But so normal to Gimpey's point is if it's eight,
Speaker 2: you know, two times a week, that could be normal
Speaker 2: to her, but he may need more, says, sounds like
Speaker 2: he's watching porn for me. In my opinion, he's doing
Speaker 2: it because there are things that she doesn't do that
Speaker 2: he sees in pornography.
Speaker 1: Perhaps not everybody watches porn for the reason you do
Speaker 1: as an individual, right.
Speaker 3: And not everyone watches porn when they're going to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: Here, I should go to the bathroom to watch porn
Speaker 1: to get that get that privacy because you got a
Speaker 1: house full of kids and an old lady in there.
Speaker 3: He could be gambling while in the bathroom. He could
Speaker 3: be playing a different game or something, you know what
Speaker 3: I mean. He could have been.
Speaker 2: Picking out their anniversary gift. There you go, he did
Speaker 2: it was but it's a different time. I spend an
Speaker 2: hour on the toilet every day. I have stomach issues.
Speaker 2: If you spend the hour on the toilet every day,
Speaker 2: like is that cumulative or like our sessions if you
Speaker 2: are sitting on the toilet an hour one. How do
Speaker 2: you walk because I am like a baby deer after it? Yeah,
Speaker 2: twenty minutes.
Speaker 1: Stand up at Paul right, Yeah, but then you need
Speaker 1: to see a doctor for real. Sometimes maybe he gets
Speaker 1: the urge to watch porn and feed the geese. Nothing
Speaker 1: to do with her, feed the geese. Let your husband
Speaker 1: go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Piece Listen.
Speaker 1: It's embarrassing to say you have poison ivy down there
Speaker 1: and a guy can't look up a YouTube video on
Speaker 1: how to treat it while scratching so itchy.
Speaker 2: Give him a break. It's only natural. Maybe he just
Speaker 2: needed he just needed a release. It's not a big deal.
Speaker 2: I don't even get to close the door in the
Speaker 2: bathroom at my house because of the three and one
Speaker 2: year old kids. I don't know how they know every
Speaker 2: time I go to sit on the toilet, but they do.
Speaker 2: I only lock it if company is over. Does your
Speaker 2: company just barrel through doors right like you got company over?
Speaker 2: They know that you've gone to the bathroom.
Speaker 1: You might need to change friends. If your friends are
Speaker 1: just barreling into your bathroom, doube, Hey, well you doing
Speaker 1: in there?
Speaker 2: I need some more punch? Help yourself. Damn, can't you
Speaker 2: see I'm occupied. Reasonable answer. You're making some pretty big
Speaker 2: assumptions unless you think he was talking to someone else.
Speaker 2: Whatever he was doing has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 2: Let it go. Nuclear answer. Those doors locks are nothing.
Speaker 2: You can easily pop it open. Next time he's in
Speaker 2: there with the door locked, get in there. Give him
Speaker 2: a hand with whatever he's up to. What if he's cheating,
Speaker 2: she's definitely a cheating horror run bro after you're done.
Speaker 2: Of course, what he was masturbating to is a bigger issue.
Speaker 2: Everyone rubs one out. It's normal. Maybe you should try it.
Speaker 2: Thank you for saying that again, because I don't agree.
Speaker 1: I mean, unless it involves children, you know, I could
Speaker 1: see that word, that would be the issue. But if sure, criminals, yeah, criminal,
Speaker 1: If he was just looking at fat chicks, whatever it is,
Speaker 1: what it is.
Speaker 2: As a health this would be last we'll get advice.
Speaker 2: As the health class teacher told us in eighth grade,
Speaker 2: masturbation is normal. If you don't find it normal, I'm
Speaker 2: guessing you were raised to see sexual acts as shameful.
Speaker 2: This is a you problem, man, not a Hymn problem.
Speaker 2: Try therapy to work it out. If it bothers you
Speaker 2: so much, there is a reason, likely from childhood, that
Speaker 2: you believe your husband masturbating is your fault. Lots of
Speaker 2: women are raised to believe that your man's sexual life
Speaker 2: is your problem. Well that's far too adult for this conversation.
Speaker 2: So listener. Email from somebody who says that they caught
Speaker 2: their husband twenty minutes ago bathroom door locked, phone in hand.
Speaker 2: And I'm not naive. I know what was happening. And
Speaker 2: before anyone says anything, we have a good marriage, we
Speaker 2: have sex regularly. This wasn't some desperate thing on his inn.
Speaker 2: And so why does it feel like something I did wrong?
Speaker 2: My brain is already trying to make this about me,
Speaker 2: and I hate that. How are people supposed to just
Speaker 2: carry this information around like it's normal, because nothing about
Speaker 2: this feels normal right now, Lindsay.
Speaker 3: I think the nail on the head was hit when
Speaker 3: that textter said. As the health class teacher told us
Speaker 3: all in eighth grade that masturbation is normal, I'm not
Speaker 3: convinced that he was in the bathroom masturbating. And if
Speaker 3: he was, who cares. It has nothing to do with you.
Speaker 3: It was all on him. Maybe he just assumed you
Speaker 3: were busy, and maybe he just wanted to get it
Speaker 3: done and over with right away. It has nothing to
Speaker 3: do with you. It was just for him in that moment.
Speaker 3: Don't worry about it, plain and simple and like this Texter,
Speaker 3: get a hobby woman, like, just get over it. It's fine,
Speaker 3: Everything's gonna be just fine.
Speaker 2: Give me.
Speaker 1: I am stuck on the part of this email where
Speaker 1: she says she caught him twenty minutes ago in the
Speaker 1: bathroom with the door locked and his phone is hand
Speaker 1: in his hand. How does she even know that if
Speaker 1: the door's locked, how does she know that the phone
Speaker 1: in hand was She's sitting there waiting patiently at the
Speaker 1: door for him to exit the bathroom and then click, click,
Speaker 1: open the door.
Speaker 2: There he is with phone in hand.
Speaker 3: How does she know there's a nanny cam in the bathroom?
Speaker 2: Now, that's weird. That's an impatient privacy. You can't do
Speaker 2: that right.
Speaker 1: Everybody's jumping to masturbation. And that probably is the case.
Speaker 1: Probably not, though I don't know. There's a lot in
Speaker 1: this email that we're we're missing here. Okay, he could
Speaker 1: have been watching TikTok videos. He could have been scrolling Doom,
Speaker 1: scrolling Facebook. Sure, he could have been tugging on it
Speaker 1: all right, There's a number of things, but in the end,
Speaker 1: in the end, he was in his bathroom doing his
Speaker 1: business or whatever.
Speaker 2: He wanted to do. Sure, he had the door locked. Again,
Speaker 2: is this the first time he's ever locked the door
Speaker 2: while he's in the bathroom or is this a normal
Speaker 2: thing for him? These are things that we don't know.
Speaker 1: But with all that being said, if it bothers you,
Speaker 1: ask him about it, you may or may not get
Speaker 1: the answer you're looking for. You may or may not
Speaker 1: get the truth, but clearly it bothers you. And if
Speaker 1: you guys have such a good relationship, as she says
Speaker 1: in the email, then it shouldn't be a problem of
Speaker 1: her being like, hey, you know the day you're in
Speaker 1: the bathroom with the door locked, and as I sat
Speaker 1: there on the bed waiting for you and it finally
Speaker 1: opened up, you had your phone in your hand.
Speaker 2: What was that all about? And let's go from there.
Speaker 2: It can be a problem for you if if this,
Speaker 2: if masturbating your partner, masturbating is an issue and you've
Speaker 2: never talked about it, how would he know. I'm not
Speaker 2: saying it's logical, but if you want French toast every morning.
Speaker 2: Find the person that's gonna make you French host every morning.
Speaker 2: If you want your partner not to masturbate, find the
Speaker 2: partner that's not going to masturbate. Oh god, I'm just saying,
Speaker 2: if that's your if that's your thing, one rule in
Speaker 2: this relationship, you may not masturbate.
Speaker 1: I mean, there are people that have those rules, just
Speaker 1: like they have a no porn.
Speaker 2: Rule, right right. So to me, the idea that you're
Speaker 2: getting all twisted up about you must be newly married.
Speaker 2: I just think you must be newly married. I didn't
Speaker 2: even think about that for this to not have been
Speaker 2: a conversation or an issue, or maybe you just made
Speaker 2: an assumption. He didn't. But what should one person's expectation
Speaker 2: of privacy be in a marriage? Should it be when
Speaker 2: you go to the bathroom or doors locked that that's
Speaker 2: your private space? Or is it when you get married
Speaker 2: privacy doesn't exis anymore. Gimbia said this before. You should
Speaker 2: be allowed to have your secrets. Everybody's got them now.
Speaker 1: Your secret can be that you know, you like to
Speaker 1: follow fantasy football league or you you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: Or it can be maybe some a little more risque.
Speaker 2: But I think you should be allowed a little bit
Speaker 2: of rope to hang yourself in a relationship. That's how
Speaker 2: trust works. Don't automatically jump to he's nefariously up to something.
Speaker 1: Uh.
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Speaker 2: All right, let's go ahead and do to tell the truth.
Speaker 2: Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to
Speaker 2: ask anything you want.
Speaker 1: Just remember keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual,
Speaker 1: and don't forget We can and will pass on a question.
Speaker 2: Let's open up the phone lines. Here's Corbyn in the
Speaker 2: gang with all the truth you're gonna need.
Speaker 1: How many World Cup matches did you watch, Lindsey, like,
Speaker 1: beginning to end?
Speaker 3: Oh, beginning to end? Maybe four? I mean that's a lot,
Speaker 3: you think.
Speaker 1: I don't think, gimp, not a damn one, not from
Speaker 1: beginning to end. I'm watching bits and pieces of a
Speaker 1: few here and there.
Speaker 2: I think mine's probably four. Okay.
Speaker 1: I didn't watch the finale, just bit some pieces of
Speaker 1: the finale. I watched a couple of USA matches. I
Speaker 1: watched the France England game. I'm sure we watched what
Speaker 1: was that France Spain? He watched the bar.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, I think it's four.
Speaker 1: To tell the truth, To ask anything you want to
Speaker 1: bring up something new, go back to some I'm sorry,
Speaker 1: to tell the truth, ask any question you want to
Speaker 1: get to know the show better.
Speaker 2: If you could go back in time to be present
Speaker 2: for one historical event, what would you choose, lindsay?
Speaker 3: I mean, it's not written in a history book, but
Speaker 3: I have so many questions surrounding my dad's death that
Speaker 3: I would like to be there for it. Because supposedly
Speaker 3: there was a vehicle parked on the bridge where his
Speaker 3: motorcycle hit and then it fled and supposedly there was
Speaker 3: two females there, and I'm wondering, like what were they
Speaker 3: doing there? Were they like parked in the middle? Like
Speaker 3: did he swerve to miss this vehicle? Did they witness it?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 3: I have no idea, Like I just have a lot
Speaker 3: of questions surrounding how and why?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know so I would love I totally get
Speaker 1: the curiosity there, But the question is historical event.
Speaker 3: Then the JFK shooting assassination.
Speaker 2: Okay, KIMPI I'd go back to when Jesus walking here
Speaker 2: for sure? Last supper you went?
Speaker 3: Okay?
Speaker 2: Uh, I think I'm gonna go pick Nirvana's first performance
Speaker 2: at a bar okay, before anybody knew, like before they
Speaker 2: were it. Okay, it might be fun to see something
Speaker 2: like that. Yeah, I like that. Uh, tell the truth.
Speaker 2: Ask any question you want. What is one food you'd
Speaker 2: be okay with not eating ever again? Besides oh crah,
Speaker 2: I already don't eat it, so it's fine. What is
Speaker 2: one food you'd be okay with not eating ever again?
Speaker 3: I'm gonna take a popular food item and say corn dogs.
Speaker 3: Not a big huge fan of them anyway.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I've ever had a bad corn dog. No,
Speaker 2: I'm always happy afterwards. I've never had a corn dog.
Speaker 1: I been like, eh, which I have with burgers, but
Speaker 1: I eat a corn dogs.
Speaker 2: That's fun. Corn dog gimp we'ron Schweiga. Yeah that stuff
Speaker 2: is disgusting. Liver okay, I think liver is a good pick.
Speaker 1: I haven't had liver in so long, not even fried
Speaker 1: chicken livers. It's been a couple of years.
Speaker 2: Would you rather win arguments or always win bets with
Speaker 2: no cash value? Oh right, like, uh, I'll bet you
Speaker 2: a six pack? Yeah right right?
Speaker 1: So would you rather win arguments? Are always win bets
Speaker 1: with no cash value? Lindsay, I think arguments because what's
Speaker 1: a bet without cash?
Speaker 2: You know, get a six pack or something? Yeah?
Speaker 5: Sure, but.
Speaker 2: Gimby, I'd rather go win the bets. I don't like
Speaker 2: arguing to awful much. It's a waste of time.
Speaker 3: That's a good point.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm totally doing win bets, may not get cash.
Speaker 2: But like you said, a six pack, you know, a dinner?
Speaker 1: Yeah, what you were competing Jersey, Yeah that's fun. I
Speaker 1: had my visectomy, so I'm curious. KIMPI in Corbyn not
Speaker 1: certain if you did as well? What was your full
Speaker 1: recovery time and what was your biggest concern? Well, good news,
Speaker 1: Kimby and I are both experts on this top end. Absolutely,
Speaker 1: my full recovery time, I think was maybe we're talking
Speaker 1: like stitches healing up and everything right, because I was
Speaker 1: riding my motorcycle that next day.
Speaker 2: I think it's more of like, when were you getting
Speaker 2: back to like a normal routine.
Speaker 1: I was back to a normal routine that night day,
Speaker 1: hell even that day, because I had a remote later
Speaker 1: on that day and I went ahead and did that
Speaker 1: and I was, you know, up riding my bike.
Speaker 2: I had no issues at all whatsoever.
Speaker 1: The only thing that really took time to heal was
Speaker 1: the stitches that that they they went in with and
Speaker 1: then that was a couple of weeks.
Speaker 2: That's really weird to look down and see all scabby, but.
Speaker 3: That's because he went and scabby that day.
Speaker 2: People want it's healing up, you know, stitches that helive.
Speaker 2: It's not just okay, stitch is good for you, stitch. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think it was like I had it on a Friday,
Speaker 2: I think, and then I just.
Speaker 1: Chilled all weekend. Bag of peas walked slowly the first
Speaker 1: day I was surprised, Like I was surprised how well
Speaker 1: I felt after Yeah, you hear so many horror stories
Speaker 1: about it, right from different people.
Speaker 2: And it's it's not bad. Yeah. I mean I didn't
Speaker 2: have as great an experience as Gimpie did, but I
Speaker 2: was fined by Monday. Maybe a couple adjustments. You're like, hey,
Speaker 2: whoa right for me, that was the stitches catching on
Speaker 2: my under route, probably right, yeah, probably right. Biggest concerns
Speaker 2: not taking Yeah, that was my biggest concern because you
Speaker 2: hear stories of it. Not it can. The way I
Speaker 2: was told to me is the doctor sears it, clips it,
Speaker 2: and then moves them where they can't find each other, right,
Speaker 2: and that they will naturally try to reconnect on their own. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 1: I don't know about you, but it took me many
Speaker 1: and many many many many many many many, many, many,
Speaker 1: many many samples mailed.
Speaker 2: Off, not to make a n y yes, yeah, not right,
Speaker 2: not tiny little samples, but a whole lot of them.
Speaker 1: Because I went through it was like it seemed like
Speaker 1: six months or more of mailing off samples to make
Speaker 1: sure that the pipes are cleared, and finally one day,
Speaker 1: They're like, okay, you're good to go, And then that
Speaker 1: day we celebrated spent many twenty minute bathroom break with
Speaker 1: the door locked, phone in hand.
Speaker 2: I can only imagine Gibbey going, oh if I don't
Speaker 2: do it right, I bet I do it again. Yo,
Speaker 2: I didn't read where it said don't send it on
Speaker 2: a Friday, right, that's the time only time you got. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 2: If your life had a mascot, what would it be, lindsay, hmmm.
Speaker 3: Uh, a poodle by because of my curly hair.
Speaker 2: Himpy. That's a fun one. I've never thought about that.
Speaker 1: If my life had a mascot, it would be I
Speaker 1: don't know, a capuchin monkey. Fun just because they're kind
Speaker 1: of aloof smokes cigarettes and throw beeces at each other.
Speaker 2: I've never seen one smoke a cigarette. But yeah, I'm
Speaker 2: picking a raccoon weird hours, constantly all over the place,
Speaker 2: not really sure what their intent is. Okay, what's happening
Speaker 2: feels a little chaotic. Raccoon life feels chaotic.
Speaker 3: Eats garbage.
Speaker 2: To you, it's garbage that's delicious. Yeah, would you rather
Speaker 2: eat chimpanzee jerky or hippo bacon?
Speaker 3: Hippo bacon chimpanzee, it's still cuter than a hippo.
Speaker 2: Gimpy.
Speaker 1: I think I'm going hippo bacon on that one. Chimpanzees
Speaker 1: are too close to humans.
Speaker 3: Good point.
Speaker 2: Now you may have just changed my mind. Jerk. Yeah, Okay, bacon,
Speaker 2: I know what I mean. Bacon. First of all, there
Speaker 2: are any other bacons besides pig bacon, beef bacon, and
Speaker 2: turkey bacon.
Speaker 1: I've never eat turkey bacon, but not the beef bacon,
Speaker 1: but that just sounds weird.
Speaker 3: Turkey bacon sucks.
Speaker 2: I've had good turkey bacon. But let's be clear. It's
Speaker 2: just called bacon. Yeah, it's not made the same way
Speaker 2: bacon is made. It's not salted, it's not cured. Yes,
Speaker 2: it's just sliced. It's like deli meat essentially. I mean,
Speaker 2: I feel like both those are wins. I'll go with
Speaker 2: hippo bacon, assuming it's cured. I would eat both of those.
Speaker 2: I'd eat a chimpanzee. Like it's knowing. What's something you
Speaker 2: think people over complicate Lindsey.
Speaker 3: Masturbation.
Speaker 2: Huh, gimp, pretty simple, everything right? Yes?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Politics okay, uh, if you could go back in time,
Speaker 2: punch one person in the face, you appear, punch in
Speaker 2: the disappear. Who would you punch and when would you
Speaker 2: do it? I love that.
Speaker 3: My cousin Tracy.
Speaker 2: Why what Tracy do to you?
Speaker 3: She's reckless, she's borrowed money, she's lied. Yeah, okay, he's
Speaker 3: done a lot.
Speaker 1: GIMPI a guy named Walter in the eighth grade, right
Speaker 1: before he parted in my face.
Speaker 3: Oh, going to give you pink eye?
Speaker 2: Oh he didn't give me pink eye. I'm just taste it. Uh.
Speaker 2: I'm going back to March twenty eight to twenty sixteen,
Speaker 2: and I'm punching every member of the Cincinnati Zoo's Dangerous
Speaker 2: Animal Response Team. Right, they changed everything.
Speaker 1: That's the day Harambi was shot. If you don't, if
Speaker 1: you know, you know, get this trained back on the
Speaker 1: tracks for real. If you had to become a professional
Speaker 1: wrestler tomorrow, what would your ring name be?
Speaker 3: Boobs McGhee, I don't know, Okay.
Speaker 1: Gimpy's Gimpy, the Great camp be the greats or the
Speaker 1: Gimpster the Gimpster, Yeah like that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go with the clerk, okay, or maybe the cleric.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do you the office manager. Okay, I'd
Speaker 2: have my clipboard taking notes, and my finishing move would
Speaker 2: be technically the technically there you go. I like it.
Speaker 3: Do you hit them over the head with your clipboard?
Speaker 2: No subtle down boobs? Do you hit them in the
Speaker 2: face with Yeah, you motor boat them whatever. That's a
Speaker 2: fun way to go suffocate them. Somebody should. I don't
Speaker 2: know why we haven't seen that in wrestling, like as
Speaker 2: a finishing move. I don't think we have. I mean, the.
Speaker 1: The the era where they're like everything was really risky, right,
Speaker 1: degenerationis I feel like we saw some version of those things,
Speaker 1: but not continually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but they were never really big breasted women anyway.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, they were all thin, skinny, fair boobs, portioned
Speaker 1: it to their size. Yeah, you know, but not like
Speaker 1: back in the days of the gorgeous ladies of wrestling.
Speaker 2: You know, I'm talking about Kori. You remember those days. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the glow days has some of them big ol' hefty
Speaker 2: gals out there. Yeah. This doesn't say that it's been
Speaker 2: a real thing. It's there are apparently there's one with
Speaker 2: that involves.
Speaker 1: WWE Hall of Famer Molly Holly, an old school ww
Speaker 1: agent once professionally asked her to perform a motor boat
Speaker 1: on Trish Stratus during a match in two thousands, to
Speaker 1: which Trustetus said.
Speaker 2: No, come on, the guys would like it, the audience
Speaker 2: would love it. I don't remember.
Speaker 1: Back in the mid nineties that wrestler Yoko Zuna. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: he would because he's a big, old fat sumo gay yep.
Speaker 2: And he would sit right on her face. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that was That was one of his moves. Oh god. Yeah.
Speaker 1: And he wore like a traditional garment yeah, I believe
Speaker 1: it looked like a thong. Yeah. And he had his
Speaker 1: whole ass just hanging out looking like Lizzo. You should
Speaker 1: bring up Lizzo a lot.
Speaker 3: He love her, Yes, secretly crushes on Lizzo.
Speaker 2: I threw my fair back. Check my mail. He does
Speaker 2: bonds I drop. I was trying to remember what it
Speaker 2: was called. It was an aerial maneuver where he would
Speaker 2: sit on the second rope, wait for an opponent to
Speaker 2: be laid out flat on their back, and then leap
Speaker 2: backward to crush them with his massive weight. Yeah is
Speaker 2: his ass, that's fantastic. He's dead now, right, I think, oh?
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 2: I think he died in two thousand. Okay, I was
Speaker 2: gonna say two thousand and six, but yeah, okay. He
Speaker 2: died in his sleep from a pulmonary in endema in
Speaker 2: his seventh floor room at a hotel in Liverpool while
Speaker 2: on wrestling tour for UK for All Star Wrestling Wow.
Speaker 2: It was found by his cruise transport manager paramedic scan
Speaker 2: of the room. It took six men to move his body.
Speaker 2: Why he's a big old boy. He was widely reported
Speaker 2: he died of heart failure or heart attack, but it
Speaker 2: was found to be incorrect due to his lung showing
Speaker 2: severe signs of fluid blockage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he got inducted to the Hall of Fame twelve
Speaker 1: years later because then it was time.
Speaker 2: I guess.
Speaker 3: Ah.
Speaker 1: I always love when they do that. Wait, not like
Speaker 1: a year, what happened in year twelve? They're like, it's time.
Speaker 2: I mean eleven years passed by, and we're like, okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: but that's eleven years the pass where you got to
Speaker 2: reintroduce him to everybody. Yeah, exactly, So should they do
Speaker 2: at the end the next year?
Speaker 1: I mean it would hold more weight, it would hold
Speaker 1: more it would be more meaningful. I think, like we're
Speaker 1: doing it it's still because he died. Yeah, what happened
Speaker 1: in twelve the years they were you know what? All
Speaker 1: that stuff he did for us pretty good?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you have a point. Yeah, Boorben House, the Dungeon
Speaker 2: Cross series going, it's going pretty good. I'm at like
Speaker 2: a pausing point. Stephanie could do the motor boat. Stephanie Vakour.
Speaker 2: I've never heard of this one that means the current thing.
Speaker 2: She's a current wrestler. Five three. They always look taller, Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: they sure do on TV.
Speaker 1: Yeah, when I got to meet Dave Batista the one
Speaker 1: time Oh Thumb wrestled him.
Speaker 2: Right, he's stocky dude, but he's not that tall. Didn't
Speaker 2: seem like it anyway in real life. Also, I don't
Speaker 2: know what's happened to his face, right, Yeah, it's because
Speaker 2: of Harami. I don't know. Plane. It looks like he
Speaker 2: now looks like the you might remember this as a kid,
Speaker 2: where it would have a blank face and use the
Speaker 2: magnet and the iron filings. Right, that's what he looks like,
Speaker 2: minus the big red nose, but a right look up
Speaker 2: iron filings face and Dave Batista. Tell me if I'm wrong,
Speaker 2: because they look very familiar you could. Probably he should
Speaker 2: probably sell.
Speaker 1: Those and I bet he would make a bunch of
Speaker 1: money in licensing because they look so similar.
Speaker 2: I don't know how guys do their mustache like that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he is.
Speaker 1: I started watching that movie with him and what is it?
Speaker 1: The Wrecking Crew and Jason Momoa.
Speaker 2: Have you ever seen that?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: No, The Wrecking Crew.
Speaker 1: I started watching it yesterday, but I started watching it
Speaker 1: at the wrong time because I was like, I'm laying
Speaker 1: in bed just looking for something to fall asleep too,
Speaker 1: and I'll be damned if I didn't get into it.
Speaker 1: And I was like, Okay, I got to turn the
Speaker 1: TV off because I really want to watch this whole movie.
Speaker 2: And from what I watched, it was pretty good. It
Speaker 2: was pretty good.
Speaker 1: Uh. Dave Batista's character is like a Navy seal, you know,
Speaker 1: of course he is captain or something like that. And
Speaker 1: then Jason Momoa's character is like a cat rides a
Speaker 1: motorcycle and then somehow they get in trouble with.
Speaker 2: The yoko Zuna or nothing yakuza.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I still thinking of wrestling or whatever. I was like, Okay,
Speaker 1: this seems like a good movie. I'm gonna have to
Speaker 1: go back and watch it.
Speaker 2: He's got like gray hair. Now. The picture I saw
Speaker 2: of him, I was like, it's been a while where
Speaker 2: he looked like the iron filing face. Yeah, he's sixty
Speaker 2: huh yeah, gone through some changes. Yeah. He used to
Speaker 2: be like you'd see him unrestling, go goodness.
Speaker 1: Right, and then the age caught up to him, the
Speaker 1: lack of wrestling, and now you're like, what is this.
Speaker 1: He was on a Mister Beast video and I was like,
Speaker 1: who's that And I was like, that's Dave Batista. All right,
Speaker 1: we gotta take a break.
Speaker 2: We'll be back the Big Med Morning Show return. Burger
Speaker 2: King is now introducing the Whopper Guarantee.
Speaker 3: H What is the guarantee?
Speaker 2: What were they doing before?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I mean it was just the promise, right, I hope.
Speaker 2: So this is uh apparently a way to answer feedback
Speaker 2: from the fans. Customers receive an unsatisfactory Whopper sandwich can
Speaker 2: request a remake and they'll receive a digital for a
Speaker 2: complimentary Whopper on their next visit. H And there'll be
Speaker 2: a QR code on the inside of the whopper box
Speaker 2: to expedite this.
Speaker 1: Uh. Okay, so you got a bad whopper and they're
Speaker 1: gonna give you a replacement whopper and then a coupon
Speaker 1: for another whopper that you may not be satisfied with.
Speaker 2: Them, right, what if you're not satisfied with it twice? Right?
Speaker 2: I mean I kind of made the expectation that they
Speaker 2: were already doing this. That's what I thought too.
Speaker 1: If you didn't like it, you could be like, hey,
Speaker 1: excuse me, ma'am, sir, this wopper sucks.
Speaker 2: I would like a replacement. Well, they apparently put out
Speaker 2: a phone number and a texting number asking guests to
Speaker 2: share feedback four months ago. And I think that's a
Speaker 2: wild idea. With an organization that has so many locations,
Speaker 2: you're gonna to filter through those things? Is wild.
Speaker 1: Trolls, troll Let's just do trolls a loan, right, But
Speaker 1: how do you're hoping someone's gonna go, hey, let's put
Speaker 1: the time and temp on the clock out?
Speaker 2: You know what I mean? You're you're hoping you're getting
Speaker 2: that unit, You're gonna get that unicorn, right, But the
Speaker 2: amount of information is it hot in here? Is the
Speaker 2: heat on?
Speaker 3: It is so hot?
Speaker 2: It's roasting in here. It feels fine to me?
Speaker 3: A free be broken.
Speaker 2: And now okay, sorry, I'm just sitting here going it's
Speaker 2: is this a taint? I know you guys are working
Speaker 2: outside the day. I'll shut up.
Speaker 1: Because I'll just go to another room and a be
Speaker 1: air condition anyway to decipher through all of those things
Speaker 1: and find the one that.
Speaker 2: Would take forever.
Speaker 1: Yea, And what do you need to change when it
Speaker 1: comes to something like that? The Whopper has been the
Speaker 1: way that it is and has been their signature burger
Speaker 1: for so long for a reason.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what are you going to change? Why would you
Speaker 2: change anything?
Speaker 3: I was just trying to think. When I go to
Speaker 3: Burger King, I can't even remember the last time, but
Speaker 3: I've I've never ordered anything off of that menu besides
Speaker 3: the Whopper or a Whopper Junior.
Speaker 2: Their chicken sandwich is pretty solid.
Speaker 3: Never had it.
Speaker 2: They had the chicken fries. Those are really good. I
Speaker 2: think their fish sandwich was pretty solid. In the Whopper.
Speaker 1: Here's here's my feedback that you didn't ask for, and
Speaker 1: that is lean in on the Whopper. Yeah, make it
Speaker 1: about the Whopper more than ever. Yeah, and make the
Speaker 1: stores spotless. There always feels so dirty when you're in there,
Speaker 1: that is the truth. So change the color scheme because
Speaker 1: always feels like a dark place. Yeah, because they haven't
Speaker 1: changed in fifty years. It's really been the same thing.
Speaker 1: Maybe you're right, Popeyes did it. Popeyes changed their look,
Speaker 1: revamped their stores a little bit, and here you go in.
Speaker 1: You're like, oh, no, my bet, no, the bet McDonald's
Speaker 1: changed the way there's look. Yes, although they seem more
Speaker 1: corporate d and ticky tank, they've always been corporated, you know.
Speaker 1: I mean it just seems like, I don't know, they
Speaker 1: don't look the same like before they were just like
Speaker 1: there used to be that one on ninety first Memorial.
Speaker 1: Remember that one is a real old school and had
Speaker 1: the single arch out there in the yard, right, and
Speaker 1: it separated it from all the other McDonald's.
Speaker 2: But now it's like we're making all the McDonald's look
Speaker 2: the same. Man, they're all just brown boxes. I always
Speaker 2: love when people are like, oh, it's one of the originals.
Speaker 2: I'm like, bitch, it's at ninety first Memorial, right, it
Speaker 2: ain't one of the originals.
Speaker 1: It was a retro look, which is yes, which was great. Yeah,
Speaker 1: but that's that's what I mean by that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I I don't don't have a reason, and that
Speaker 2: this is gonna sound stupid. Make your food better. Okay,
Speaker 2: I know that sounds like they weren't trying, but I'm
Speaker 2: sure they were. Besides the whopper, just make and you're
Speaker 2: not gonna beat the other guys, right, You're not gonna
Speaker 2: beat the other fries that are known for being the
Speaker 2: best fries, right right, right, that's just where they're at.
Speaker 2: So you're probably right. Take what you're really good at,
Speaker 2: in this case, be the whopper.
Speaker 1: Focus in on that. You can have various different versions
Speaker 1: of the whopper. I guess as long as it's the
Speaker 1: same premise. Maybe that's some bacon.
Speaker 2: Take a page out of the out of Arby's what
Speaker 2: they do. They leaned into the beef sandwich. Yeah, we
Speaker 2: got the meats right. They took ownership in something, and
Speaker 2: I think that that's what they should do at Burger King.
Speaker 1: Completely lean in, make it about the whopper. Hell make
Speaker 1: your building look like a whopper.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Yeah, that's not a bad idea pople
Speaker 2: to go in there.
Speaker 3: I mean, if ever, if you're going to give away
Speaker 3: a free whopper with a complaint about the whopper that
Speaker 3: you previously ordered, what's to say? What's to stop people
Speaker 3: from complaining about the whopper just to get the free whopper.
Speaker 1: Right, The idea of going, well, I'll try it again
Speaker 1: because last time I wasn't good.
Speaker 2: That's not a good angle. No, I don't think that's
Speaker 2: a good market.
Speaker 1: That's not we do it good right, And that could
Speaker 1: just be that location that made a bad whopper. You know,
Speaker 1: you take a cup on and go another one. Apparently
Speaker 1: on their website they have you can talk to Tom,
Speaker 1: the president of BK, and they have a phone number here, right.
Speaker 1: I think that's the thing that they were selling is
Speaker 1: and leave him the message.
Speaker 3: It feels very desperate to save the franchise.
Speaker 2: I think he's trying. I think they're trying.
Speaker 1: And to be honest, there would be nothing wrong with
Speaker 1: taking some of these restaurants that have been around for
Speaker 1: god god knows how long, like McDonald's Burger King, and
Speaker 1: then just weeding them out, closing him down and let'sthing
Speaker 1: new come up. Because it's been the same burger, it's
Speaker 1: been the same sandwich, it's been the same whopper, it's
Speaker 1: been the same Big Mac, it's been the same you
Speaker 1: know nuggets for forever, for decades, and there's nothing wrong
Speaker 1: with just like, Okay.
Speaker 2: We had a good run.
Speaker 1: Instead of squeezing every little bit of juice that we
Speaker 1: can out of this, just be like, hey, we've been
Speaker 1: around for seventy five years.
Speaker 2: Let's shut the doors, give them, let somebody, let somebody
Speaker 2: else just come in. There's too much brand name and
Speaker 2: the word burger came in and out come in a
Speaker 2: little Rallies or Checkers or something like that. Yeah, no,
Speaker 2: there's too much brand awareness. I guess that's worth millions
Speaker 2: and millions of dollars. Right, I would have known, have
Speaker 2: they ever hired whoever they think is the top dog?
Speaker 2: I would guess McDonald's and hire their food development person,
Speaker 2: just steal them.
Speaker 1: Well, you know what we should do with this wapper.
Speaker 1: We should have two wall beef patties. Let us tomatoes, onions,
Speaker 1: special sauce.
Speaker 2: On a system we see bun. But McDonald's always done
Speaker 2: a great job of having the thing, but then in
Speaker 2: always having a new thing. I guess you're right.
Speaker 1: They had the salads and a cup for a little while,
Speaker 1: shake them up, right, They had the Michael thank you listen.
Speaker 1: If it distracts me, yeah, you should know that it
Speaker 1: must be really bad because I don't typically just get
Speaker 1: unhinged for no, I sure whatever.
Speaker 2: You think they didn't pay the AC bill? Do you
Speaker 2: think they didn't pay the AC bill? What's it say?
Speaker 3: It says it's seventy six. Agrees in here.
Speaker 2: Here we are, there's people outside working in like one
Speaker 2: hundred degree weather, and we're like, it's seventy six. This
Speaker 2: is crazy.
Speaker 1: Well, that's what happens when you're at the top man.
Speaker 1: The sun gets to us before it gets down there.
Speaker 1: We're on the top floor.
Speaker 3: It's set at cool and it set it seventy one.
Speaker 3: It's always said it seventy one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, earlier it was fault reazing. You know what
Speaker 2: it is? I bet they're working on it because it's leaking.
Speaker 2: And so we got off gig it. We're just telling
Speaker 2: talking about this. We got off the elevator and you
Speaker 2: thought you were tripping balls because the walls movie they're melting,
Speaker 2: But it's because the water was leaking from the I
Speaker 2: bet they're working on it. Probably, So wait wait till.
Speaker 1: Ten guys, for real, Your boy knows right, I'm gonna
Speaker 1: have to send them a mess and be like, hey,
Speaker 1: next time we have the AC guys in, can you
Speaker 1: do it? After we're such babies we're like, I don't
Speaker 1: know if I can do the podcast seventy six in here?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have to strip all my clothes
Speaker 1: off and walk in there and does Meanwhile, the fields
Speaker 1: like outside these you know, you guys are laying asphalt
Speaker 1: and stuff.
Speaker 3: Can we get some fans in here? Yeah, we're windows.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm acclimated. It's different, right, it's different. I'm sure
Speaker 2: you complain about your job when it's hot. Yes, of course,
Speaker 2: when my buddy works in a manufacturing building, wedding and stuff. No,
Speaker 2: acy heard you complain about it being seventy six, right,
Speaker 2: I don't tell you, man. I keep it at like
Speaker 2: seventy in here, right. I want my hands like icicles.
Speaker 2: I keep a coat in here. That's not a lie,
Speaker 2: right for on a summer day. So you put your
Speaker 2: like a cold in here, and it keeps me spry. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that whirl perspiring, my shirt sticking to me, not even perspiring.
Speaker 1: I'm just warm. I'm just a scoche above uncomfortable.
Speaker 3: There's a little shine.
Speaker 2: I'm a greasy boy. It's always a little shine. Allright.
Speaker 2: We need a water station. You take a break. We'll
Speaker 2: be back. If you're listening to the big Man Morning Show.
Speaker 2: I have some crazy headlines to read. You're really crazy.
Speaker 2: So this head of court over in England, she was killed.
Speaker 2: She got hit in the head with a hammer twenty
Speaker 2: one times, right on July eighth. That happened this year, right,
Speaker 2: twenty one times. So like just swing your hand twenty
Speaker 2: one times.
Speaker 1: Like.
Speaker 2: That's a lot. That's a lot.
Speaker 1: Engine feels like ten. Yeah, now I had eleven more. Yeah,
Speaker 1: you really getting your point across.
Speaker 2: There's not much of a head left after that. No,
Speaker 2: and that's where she got hit. Was it head? Okay?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Who did it?
Speaker 2: They got the guy?
Speaker 3: Oh uh.
Speaker 2: She was found by a gardener lying face down on
Speaker 2: her kitchen floor. I bet she was. I bet you were.
Speaker 2: It was? She say, face down, face down? How would
Speaker 2: they know? I think they're just making an assumption right
Speaker 2: in their teeth. Threa at the bottom of the pile.
Speaker 2: I don't know, Yah, smashed twenty one times. I don't
Speaker 2: I couldn't do anything like that. No, you know what,
Speaker 2: that's not true. Anybody who's ever done things like that,
Speaker 2: they weren't like I could do that someday.
Speaker 1: Right, No, you just fucking do it. It's in all
Speaker 1: the rage. All the rage that you build building up
Speaker 1: all your life comes out in that one moment.
Speaker 2: Perhaps I think it's more of the the inlin the moment.
Speaker 2: The thing is, it feels like justice to you. Yeah,
Speaker 2: you know most of the people that do really heinous
Speaker 2: things to them, it feels like justice. Yeah. Wait, we
Speaker 2: don't think it's justice. And it feels like justice. You
Speaker 2: were wronged.
Speaker 1: That person was wronged in one way or the other,
Speaker 1: and they feel like they're getting them back and that's
Speaker 1: that's how they felt like getting them back at Yeah.
Speaker 2: All right, here's the other one. This one's married teacher
Speaker 2: had sex with boy after blindfolding him, trying to bed
Speaker 2: and tickle him. Okay, well, I mean it's just playful fun.
Speaker 2: So I have two daughters, and there's this thing that
Speaker 2: I don't know why strangers, particularly grandpa's not their grandpa's,
Speaker 2: but people that could be like they do that tickle,
Speaker 2: They try to emulate that tickling. I'm like, giggee, because.
Speaker 1: It makes them laugh, and you know, making children laugh
Speaker 1: is funny. Laughter is contagious, and you know it brings
Speaker 1: a smile to it. They put your guardie down because
Speaker 1: what it is, it puts your guard down, that's why.
Speaker 2: You and they're squirming and the next thing you know,
Speaker 2: they squirmed right out of their pants.
Speaker 1: No, I think they don't know. You think, oh, they
Speaker 1: think they're just oblivious kids. Yes, oh, I thought we
Speaker 1: was talking about the old people. But kids notoriously want
Speaker 1: to please adults, so they just will obey, right, okay, right,
Speaker 1: I know some kids defy, but typically overwhelmingly kids will
Speaker 1: just try to appease an adult because we were always
Speaker 1: raised to respect your elders, do what they say, you know,
Speaker 1: don't don't talk bad.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's that. No, No, I think I
Speaker 2: think that is true that that happens. But I think
Speaker 2: that psychologically, you look to those people as your leaders
Speaker 2: and the people showing you guidance. So therefore you're like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I want to show you that I can do this.
Speaker 2: I want you happy, right, that type of thing.
Speaker 3: So give your uncle a hug.
Speaker 2: Right, I've never done that. I got in a conversation
Speaker 2: with my somebody in my family and they they were like, well,
Speaker 2: they don't want to hug me. I'm like, okay, well
Speaker 2: I'm I'm their so, and so they should give me.
Speaker 2: I'm like not if they don't want to. I'm not
Speaker 2: raising them to obey. I'm raising them to be independent
Speaker 2: thinkers and want to give you a hug. Right, Well,
Speaker 2: I don't think that's right. Well, let me get you
Speaker 2: a comment card because I don't care. Here's a really
Speaker 2: fun thought question. If a man was going to put
Speaker 2: his name out there and his phone number saying he
Speaker 2: was available, what man would get the most hookups? Think
Speaker 2: of celebrity?
Speaker 1: Right? What famous mail if they posted their phone number
Speaker 1: and said I'm open for business?
Speaker 3: Are we talking single celebrities?
Speaker 2: If that makes you happy?
Speaker 1: Leonardo DiCaprio, okay, because you got to think globally, yeah, right,
Speaker 1: you don't want to go too young, right, because you've
Speaker 1: got to appeal to the older demos as well.
Speaker 2: Right right, you're trying to get the most numbers, cast
Speaker 2: the whitest net. I don't know if Leonardo DiCaprio is
Speaker 2: the best choice, right, Ronaldo Christiano Ronaldo? Do you know
Speaker 2: he's named after who? Ronald Reagan? This dad was a
Speaker 2: giant Ronald Reagan fan. Weird, But what would who would
Speaker 2: that be? Who would that person be? I think we
Speaker 2: can pick apart Leonardo DiCaprio. Is he checked the boxes
Speaker 2: of world. Yeah, of course, but I've also he's also
Speaker 2: got this like playboy type of attitude.
Speaker 1: A lot of people have to be like, I don't know,
Speaker 1: you've been around the block a few times. Yeah, George
Speaker 1: Clooney comes to mind. Okay, he might be too old
Speaker 1: for the twenty something. Okay, well then here's one for
Speaker 1: he is gonna blow your mind. John Stamos. Oh yeah,
Speaker 1: fucking John Stamos oldest shit right, gets the older demographic,
Speaker 1: but still has buck Yeah still right him so much? Right, So,
Speaker 1: I mean he's still got the good hair, he's got
Speaker 1: the good skin. You know, you look at him, you're.
Speaker 2: Like shit, all right. I mean if I was twenty five,
Speaker 2: I fuck him.
Speaker 3: I heard the best John Stamos story when I went
Speaker 3: back home to Indiana.
Speaker 2: So a front of what how does that have the
Speaker 2: connection of because he just mentioned him no, no, no,
Speaker 2: no to Indiana.
Speaker 3: Oh well, because when I went back home, a friend
Speaker 3: of mine from Indiana got married and in in Disney world,
Speaker 3: I know, he got married to Epcot Center, and John
Speaker 3: Stamos has a big Disney connection, Like he's he's played
Speaker 3: drums at Eva Center and stuff, and like whenever something
Speaker 3: new opens. He's usually there, I guess. And a big
Speaker 3: group of friends were at their wedding at Epcot and
Speaker 3: they made this whole giant like group text and they
Speaker 3: were like, hope, maybe we'll run into John Stamos and
Speaker 3: he can play a tune for you at your wedding.
Speaker 3: And they made like different AI pictures and every group
Speaker 3: picture that they would make, they would post a picture
Speaker 3: of John SteamOS in it, like funny pictures, you know,
Speaker 3: And all of a sudden they get off of the
Speaker 3: bus and there's fucking John SteamOS, Like holy shit, John
Speaker 3: Semos is here. And they ran up to him. They're like,
Speaker 3: oh my god, you're actually here. And they showed him
Speaker 3: in the group text and all the pictures that they posted,
Speaker 3: and so what he did. He made a video for
Speaker 3: them and like you guys, manifested me here I am
Speaker 3: and he like congratulated the bride and groom and made
Speaker 3: them a personalized, like cameo video for them. It was
Speaker 3: the coolest thing.
Speaker 2: He is still a good looking man. Six You know
Speaker 2: what his connection is, He's a Disney adult, Like he
Speaker 2: loves Disney. He's a giant collector of Disney stuff, Like
Speaker 2: he's that person we make funnel. Yeah, that's his connection.
Speaker 2: So they call there was like, hey, John's available, right.
Speaker 3: Ain't because it was a new roller coaster that had
Speaker 3: opened at that time for the opening.
Speaker 2: He's a Disney nerd or mousehead or whatever. I mean,
Speaker 2: good for him, who cares. He's got looks to just
Speaker 2: do it. I don't hate the John Samos. I don't
Speaker 2: know if he has enough like European Asian appeal.
Speaker 1: I don't know, maybe not a notoriety. They may not
Speaker 1: know him over there, but I mean I think if
Speaker 1: you're like, yeah, if you just show him a picture,
Speaker 1: they're like, hey, you want to fuck this guy? And
Speaker 1: they'd be like yeah, but you know it's more of
Speaker 1: they just post it. And then I think he's too young.
Speaker 1: I think he's too young.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I'm I mean, my mom's seventy one
Speaker 3: and she would fuck him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but I'd like to present evidence. But I don't hate.
Speaker 2: Those are all great picks. Like for example, you can't
Speaker 2: pick Patrick Mahomes. He's too regional.
Speaker 1: He's too American, right right, he doesn't have enough international appeal.
Speaker 2: And you could maybe pick uh. I don't know Mick Jagger,
Speaker 2: I'm told I know, I'm trying to do a thought experiment.
Speaker 2: I think he's too.
Speaker 3: Old, Pierce Brosnan.
Speaker 1: No, No, he doesn't look quite the same as you. No,
Speaker 1: you need to look him up. Okay, you said that
Speaker 1: because you garnered the days he was on double O seven.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean he's great out, but he's still That's
Speaker 1: like saying Richard gear.
Speaker 2: Right.
Speaker 3: If you said Richard, I'd still fuck Peer Brosman.
Speaker 2: Jesus, how old is he?
Speaker 3: Seventy three? Holy shit, seventy three? I still do him.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I fucking seventy three. I shouldn't
Speaker 2: say that, right, fifty one, that's not that far away. No,
Speaker 2: I know my wife's the oldest person I've ever had
Speaker 2: sex with. Oh, same for her. By the way, I'm
Speaker 2: gonna ask her Amy, the oldest person you've ever had
Speaker 2: sex with? You had sex with another fifty year olds? Right? Well,
Speaker 2: there's this one time in college. Ah fuck yeah, careful
Speaker 2: what you asked for. Uh, I'm trying to think of
Speaker 2: other mass appeal male yeh No, Like, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: even really know who that is. But that doesn't mean well,
Speaker 2: it doesn't an appeal.
Speaker 3: He's yeah, he's appealing, Idris Elba.
Speaker 2: I don't think so, because still people are racist. Oh
Speaker 2: that's a point, they just are.
Speaker 3: I mean, yeah, but he was the people's sexiest man,
Speaker 3: alne I doesn't mean anything.
Speaker 1: No Wiley's ugly as fuck man, noted GIMPI wouldn't fuck him.
Speaker 2: No, Like some of these younger pictures, you're like, all right,
Speaker 2: but like current, you're like, oh god, what.
Speaker 3: If they give you a million dollars.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's not much I wouldn't do for a
Speaker 2: million dollars.
Speaker 1: But I mean, come on, we're just talking about sex
Speaker 1: appeal and he does not have it, Okay, okay, And I.
Speaker 2: Have question whether Noil Wiley has enough international appeal.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I agree with you.
Speaker 1: I think that's where the problem is when it comes
Speaker 1: to that sort of thing. It's the international part.
Speaker 2: Oh, this is a good one. Pedro Pascal. I know
Speaker 2: he would have sex with me. I depends on what
Speaker 2: month it was.
Speaker 3: I don't I don't think. I don't think that people
Speaker 3: would because he I think women find him a little narcissistic.
Speaker 3: Really yeah, I think that they don't like his personality. Okay,
Speaker 3: you don't, No, I actually I actually like him.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that because I've always heard he's a
Speaker 2: super nice guy. Oh.
Speaker 3: I maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I I have I
Speaker 3: have heard others so, and I've also heard that he
Speaker 3: is both that he's bisexual. I don't think women straight
Speaker 3: women are attracted to bisexual men.
Speaker 2: What women do you think are attracted to bisexual men?
Speaker 2: Not lesbians? Right? I know?
Speaker 3: But I want they want straight women want straight men.
Speaker 3: They don't want a man also inderted to a man.
Speaker 2: No, that's not how it works.
Speaker 1: You sure, yeah, I think guys will take a bisexual
Speaker 1: woman any day.
Speaker 2: I think the argument you're making is that there aren't
Speaker 2: enough bisexual women. There are, no, there are not A
Speaker 2: straight woman would for sure get with a bisexual man,
Speaker 2: because they don't go give me your rundown. They just go, oh,
Speaker 2: you're interested me, we have chemistry. Let's and then you
Speaker 2: find out they're bisexual or you already know them as
Speaker 2: being bisexual. They don't have them fill out a resume,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. They don't wear a sign
Speaker 2: this says not bisexual. I'm on the home man away team.
Speaker 3: Oh, football players not big enough.
Speaker 2: Unless you're thinking soccer, even though the Super Bowls big
Speaker 2: and the NFL is big, it is not globally appealing
Speaker 2: like soccer. Like Rinaldo is a great one. Yeah, David
Speaker 2: Beckham is a great one. Even though I think he
Speaker 2: looks old.
Speaker 3: He's still hot. But Travis Kelsey you could put on
Speaker 3: there because but Taylor Swift has made him even more popular, for.
Speaker 1: Sure, but not as popular as her, not even in
Speaker 1: the same zip code, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but he's got his podcast too.
Speaker 2: Not globally he's gotty craft beer. Not all those think
Speaker 2: of it like this. This is a great example I
Speaker 2: heard on this topic, and that is in Asia you
Speaker 2: can buy period panties in a vending machine. That just
Speaker 2: doesn't transcend to American culture. So those the podcasting stuff
Speaker 2: doesn't transcend the other way. Not always, not on everything,
Speaker 2: Michael B. Jordan, Maybe yeah, Chriss Worse said people are
Speaker 2: still Yeah, Chris ems Worst.
Speaker 1: Possibly he's a dude. What about Elon? You want international recognition? No,
Speaker 1: you don't think so, not even for the money.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you thought that you were going to
Speaker 3: get them where.
Speaker 2: My head's at. But you're just trying to get dates.
Speaker 3: But if you're getting, if you're only getting you know, fucked.
Speaker 3: You're not getting any money.
Speaker 1: You're getting at least goodie bags after you're done, they hear,
Speaker 1: thanks for swinging by.
Speaker 2: Here's a Rolex and I'm gonna make a not shocking statement.
Speaker 2: Chris Hemsworth's wife is a smoke show.
Speaker 3: Yes, she's very naturally beautiful, exactly, that's exactly.
Speaker 2: She's famous. Yeah, I mean yeah, she's got six million
Speaker 2: followers on Instagram. I'd say she's partially famous.
Speaker 3: Well, but that's I mean, she's not an actress, Yes she.
Speaker 2: Is, yes, elsa, Yeah, what was she in? I think
Speaker 2: she's a Latin actress. Goodness gracious. Yeah, she's a Spanish
Speaker 2: model and actress and with blue eyes for fifty years old.
Speaker 2: By golly, are you looking at her? Are you looking
Speaker 2: at her Instagram? No? Not yet, but I'm about to
Speaker 2: go go and scroll down to you see her in
Speaker 2: like a like I don't know what this thing is,
Speaker 2: but it's like a lacy silver thing. She looks. She's
Speaker 2: ridiculously hot. Oh for fifty you're right, gimpie. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: can stretch and kick ah fifty Yeah. Good for her,
Speaker 2: good for him, good for them. Yeah, he's so. I
Speaker 2: want to bromance with him. He is so freaking cool.
Speaker 2: He seems like a good guy, you know, sit down
Speaker 2: and chill and hang out with. He has this thing
Speaker 2: on that GEO where he does all these crazy things,
Speaker 2: and he did one where he found out they did
Speaker 2: a test and found out he had some like diseased
Speaker 2: thing you had to get taken care of. And they
Speaker 2: would have never happened if he wouldn't have done these
Speaker 2: shows for National Geographic. Yeah, I mean just the way
Speaker 2: he communicated, You're like, you're a good dude.
Speaker 3: Had he found out that he had the marker for Alzheimer.
Speaker 2: That's what it was. He's only forty two. That's why
Speaker 2: she got with. She's like, I got a younger guy,
Speaker 2: and he's like, I fucking got a hotie.
Speaker 3: Her birthday was just like three days ago.
Speaker 2: Oh good, well, happy birthday there? Uh who was Tom Brady's?
Speaker 2: What's Jiselle? She's hotter than Justsell and I think Lle's beautiful,
Speaker 2: but this girl looks like a million bucks. I don't
Speaker 2: know if Giselle still looks the same as she used to.
Speaker 2: What do you what do you mean?
Speaker 1: Because she's she's aged a little bit, she's younger than
Speaker 1: this woman's forty six.
Speaker 3: Yeah, her birthday was yesterday, but.
Speaker 2: She's still I think, listen, we're splitting Harrison. She's a ten. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that's truth. Any of these women are tens. Not that
Speaker 2: I didn't expect Hemsworth to have a beautiful partner, right,
Speaker 2: but I don't know she You look at her and
Speaker 2: you're like, you don't look like every other ten. Now,
Speaker 2: you don't look like Kate Upton ten. You're Robbie.
Speaker 1: Yeah you realized she was only forty six. I thought
Speaker 1: she was a lot older than that. We're the same age.
Speaker 2: M huh yeah, right, no, shut out. Well, age wasn't
Speaker 2: the problem. I don't know if you're a where don't.
Speaker 2: I don't think age was the thing that was holding
Speaker 2: you back. Age is if you ever want to slum
Speaker 2: it up, slum it up? Oh man, you know what
Speaker 2: I could use? I can use some fat turd from Tulsa, Oklahom.
Speaker 3: Oh god, how about Robert Downey Jr.
Speaker 2: Okay, I think that's a good argument. I don't have
Speaker 2: any argument against that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the Marvel movies did him some good, you know,
Speaker 2: doing good.
Speaker 1: He just had another one going out so far as
Speaker 1: like international recognition is what I what I meant by that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're probably not wrong. I mean he does not
Speaker 2: look like we just had this conversation about somebody else
Speaker 2: and he was sixty. This guy's sixty one and he
Speaker 2: looks every year of it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: What about musicians Lenny Kravitz, I don't know. Yeah, I
Speaker 3: don't know. Oh yeah, I don't know. People are still racist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then he's culturally people are racist. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's not I don't need an email. That's not. I'm
Speaker 2: not judging you all. I'm just saying that, like, that's
Speaker 2: the reality of the world. Some people aren't. You go
Speaker 2: to Hawaii. They don't like Mainlanders call you howlies. That
Speaker 2: that just is life. Like Chris Martin, Chris Martin, I
Speaker 2: think you got to put him in the same argument
Speaker 2: as Rinaldo or Brad Pitt.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, Brad Pitt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we never did mention that guy. I mean, he's
Speaker 1: still pretty hot being old. Not Brad Paisley. Nobody cares
Speaker 1: about him.
Speaker 2: I wanted to see the list of sexiest people alive. Uh,
Speaker 2: Matt Damon, Bradley Cooper, Okay, Harrison Ford that he just
Speaker 2: caught up to him.
Speaker 3: He so his birthday was recently too, what is it
Speaker 3: with me and birthdays? But somebody had mentioned like, hey, you,
Speaker 3: A reporter had said to him, you still are sexy
Speaker 3: as hell and your body looks amazing, and it took
Speaker 3: him off guard and he said, I can't help it.
Speaker 3: I was blessed with good jeens. I guess like he
Speaker 3: didn't know really what to say.
Speaker 2: What do you say? Right? Thanks?
Speaker 3: Because he's eighty or something something like eighty one?
Speaker 2: Maybe even what about Tom Cruise?
Speaker 3: No, yeah, fucker's too little.
Speaker 2: It doesn't matter. You want international recognition.
Speaker 3: It's weird.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he may be weird. All these people are weird,
Speaker 2: you know, but he.
Speaker 3: Is super duper weird with his scientology.
Speaker 1: All yeah, we're not talking about a relation ship. No,
Speaker 1: I'm talking about a hook up.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: And with international recognition and looks, he might be at
Speaker 1: the top of the list.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think that's a I think that's a good
Speaker 2: one to list on the cruise.
Speaker 1: John Stamos right there, neck and neck the Rock, The
Speaker 1: Rock could do it. He's got international recognition and he's beavy.
Speaker 3: Paul Rudd, Yeah, I don't think he's not on.
Speaker 2: The same level looks wise as any of the other ones.
Speaker 2: Chris Pratt, Chris, he's so douchey. Yeah, he's so douchey.
Speaker 2: You do read what he did to his his wife?
Speaker 3: What wife? Which one?
Speaker 2: Anna faris? Do you treated her like shit? Like she
Speaker 2: was going through some stuff? And he was like, bye, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's the story. Calm down, Chris Pratt fans.
Speaker 3: What about oh the baseball player ex baseball player retired.
Speaker 2: Pete Rosse, No, Nolan Herscheiser, Rodriguez.
Speaker 3: He dated, he dated Jennifer Lopez.
Speaker 2: Oh, that fucking gave her herpes?
Speaker 3: What a rod?
Speaker 4: Yeah, he gave her herpes. I read that somewhere. Derek Jeter, Derek.
Speaker 3: Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, who gave Jennifer.
Speaker 2: Lopez herpes? There's no credible evidence that Jennifer Lopez. This
Speaker 2: says Jennifer Lopez gave herpes to somebody.
Speaker 1: Okay, I knew that story. I heard it somewhere and
Speaker 1: it was the baseball player as well. I can't remember
Speaker 1: a Rod or fucking Jeter, whichever one. They're all, all
Speaker 1: of them are full of sand.
Speaker 3: Have herpees justin Timberlake.
Speaker 1: M hm.
Speaker 3: I don't know, I know, I know, I know. I
Speaker 3: don't know either.
Speaker 2: I don't know. It's a hard quantify thing to quantify,
Speaker 2: but I think there's something completely different about Jennifer justin
Speaker 2: Timberlake and Ronaldo and Brad Pitton and Clooney and Beckham,
Speaker 2: you know what I mean. It feels like a different
Speaker 2: tier And I gink, you got it. You gotta be
Speaker 2: in that upper tier.
Speaker 1: Can you imagine being like just somebody who's super accomplished,
Speaker 1: super attractive.
Speaker 2: Has money and you're like, eh, you're not good. Doesn't
Speaker 2: fucking matter. The guy that brought sexy back just couldn't
Speaker 2: maybe not sexy back exactly. Yeah, he's sexy ish. Weird.
Speaker 2: How you you send a note and how the air
Speaker 2: is working again? Amazing how that works out? Does Jennifer
Speaker 2: Lopez shave for pubic here? It's an interesting auto phil?
Speaker 1: I wonder how many people question that enough for it
Speaker 1: to auto phil and how are they gonna know?
Speaker 2: How are they gonna know?
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 2: Says. She's openly stated that she prefers to shave rather
Speaker 2: than wax, specifically sharing that she shaves her pubic area herself,
Speaker 2: oh the boy's waxing, because she doesn't like having other
Speaker 2: people doing it, and only waxes her eyebrows. She detailed
Speaker 2: her grooming routine in an interview with a Lure magazine,
Speaker 2: where she explained that she shaves frequently to maintain a
Speaker 2: smooth look for her busy schedule and shoots some performances.
Speaker 2: You could read more about it. Nope, don't need to
Speaker 2: chase and momoa. No, oh you don't think so.
Speaker 1: No. Maybe back in the day, back in the day,
Speaker 1: back in the the Game of Thrones days when he
Speaker 1: was like ripped, like you watched. I was watching him
Speaker 1: last night in that movie with Batista right the Wrecking Crew,
Speaker 1: and he probably he gains some weight.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I think you you're him? You go ah fuck,
Speaker 2: I did it? Alright, he's fine, exactly Kenna Reeves. Is
Speaker 2: he sexy? He can be.
Speaker 1: I don't think he's patchy beard. I don't think he's
Speaker 1: ever been People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. No.
Speaker 3: Matthew McConaughey, no ever.
Speaker 2: Since he did Dallas Buyer's Club. There's something weird about him.
Speaker 2: And then he never got it back, never recovered t
Speaker 2: about him being in the stall at a rodeo. Jake
Speaker 2: thought he was with a woman that was not It
Speaker 2: was Jared Leto. No it wasn't Jared Leto. Jared Letto
Speaker 2: didn't play the trainny in Dallas Bars club, Yes, but
Speaker 2: not his partner. They met later on when he came around. Yeah,
Speaker 2: he Jared helped get clients, gotcha, gotcha. No, he thought
Speaker 2: he was. He was having sex with the girl. He
Speaker 2: was so drunk and whatever in the stall at the rodeo,
Speaker 2: and then some guy decided to have his way with
Speaker 2: him and he was like, eh, you know, went in Rome.
Speaker 2: I don't want to be by the way.
Speaker 1: I am swatting, like a jumping up on me for real? Whatever,
Speaker 1: fuck me in the ass one Yeah, in a minute,
Speaker 1: work I have to do keep a thrusting.
Speaker 2: Jennifer Lopez has a new photo spread too, does she? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I think she's like, what, like something do you want
Speaker 2: or something anything like that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, good for you, Jennifer Lopez. Real she's a mutant
Speaker 1: mass Jennifer Lawrence. That's the wrong Jennifer l.
Speaker 2: Goddamn, that's a different research review. Yeah, good for her.
Speaker 2: Uh all right, you guys are awesome. Thanks for putting
Speaker 2: up with us, and good news. It's cool down to
Speaker 2: four so we made we made it work. Thank you
Speaker 2: for pulling this dreams on that you guys have a
Speaker 2: fantastic week.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm