WEBVTT 1 00:00:03.040 --> 00:00:09.560 You are about to witness amazing emot has something living 2 00:00:09.880 --> 00:00:11.359 one's property. 3 00:00:11.640 --> 00:00:18.760 Of all times. Yes, my bow suck on you bow 4 00:00:19.000 --> 00:00:20.800 down to your master? 5 00:00:30.359 --> 00:00:31.320 Can you dig it? 6 00:00:32.640 --> 00:00:36.280 Can you did it? Where you did? 7 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:49.679 Allowed to play? Allowed to play? 8 00:00:50.679 --> 00:00:52.000 Allowed you today? 9 00:00:54.920 --> 00:00:59.880 Come to play. 10 00:00:58.640 --> 00:01:03.600 The post wolfs the. 11 00:01:06.000 --> 00:01:09.000 Sun is rising. 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Then, 35 00:03:02.360 --> 00:03:04.360 we got tickets we're gonna give away to see Dirty 36 00:03:04.400 --> 00:03:09.439 Heads and three eleven. Show is gonna be Wednesday, August 37 00:03:09.479 --> 00:03:12.199 twenty six over at the Walmart Amphitheater. We've got listener 38 00:03:12.280 --> 00:03:15.120 emails today. You need help with them. We can help 39 00:03:17.639 --> 00:03:20.439 email show at kmod dot com. We read emails on 40 00:03:20.599 --> 00:03:24.479 the air on Tuesdays and we have to tell the truth. 41 00:03:24.520 --> 00:03:26.840 Your chance to get to know the show better, asking 42 00:03:27.120 --> 00:03:31.759 question that you want. We'll do that coming up at nine. 43 00:03:33.520 --> 00:03:36.520 I don't know if you guys heard about this. Having 44 00:03:36.680 --> 00:03:42.599 quadruplets is not it is not common, but to have 45 00:03:42.879 --> 00:03:47.599 perfect quadruplets where they're identical, is very rare. And a 46 00:03:47.719 --> 00:03:52.319 thirty four year old woman in Australia gave birth two 47 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:56.240 perfect identical quadruplets, each. 48 00:03:56.400 --> 00:04:01.120 One of them looking exactly alike. Yes, yeah, that's gotta 49 00:04:01.199 --> 00:04:03.000 be tough. That's gotta be tough as the. 50 00:04:03.039 --> 00:04:05.319 Parent, like, how do you tell them about parents always 51 00:04:05.319 --> 00:04:07.199 have an uncanny way of being able to tell. Right, 52 00:04:07.439 --> 00:04:11.120 Lindsay's got the twins and they're not identical. No, they're not. 53 00:04:11.439 --> 00:04:13.520 I mean I don't know which is which, but maybe 54 00:04:13.520 --> 00:04:15.639 I should just pay them all attention, right, it doesn't 55 00:04:15.639 --> 00:04:20.480 be anything. Uh, And doctors are saying this is super 56 00:04:20.560 --> 00:04:23.720 extremely rare. She had a C section of twenty eight weeks. Okay, 57 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:31.199 well she probably had no room there, right, And now 58 00:04:31.519 --> 00:04:35.560 they have started a GoFundMe because they were unaware of 59 00:04:35.680 --> 00:04:38.839 all the challenges it is to raise four kids, four 60 00:04:38.879 --> 00:04:39.839 babies at one time. 61 00:04:40.399 --> 00:04:43.480 This is their first set of children ever. No, Okay, 62 00:04:44.240 --> 00:04:47.439 then I don't believe that. I don't either, because raising 63 00:04:47.560 --> 00:04:51.319 kids in general sucks and you gotta figure it out. 64 00:04:51.360 --> 00:04:53.240 So they already had kids, They already knew what they 65 00:04:53.279 --> 00:04:57.240 were getting themselves into. Yeah, not having whether you've got 66 00:04:57.319 --> 00:04:59.839 one baby or four babies, raising babies, it's the saying 67 00:05:00.040 --> 00:05:03.279 it's it's it's all the same, at least to me. 68 00:05:03.319 --> 00:05:06.560 Any mean, maybe I'm no dude, No, raising four at 69 00:05:06.600 --> 00:05:12.079 one time is so wild. Yeah, that's that's Think about 70 00:05:12.279 --> 00:05:17.120 how often you have to change diapers on a newborn 71 00:05:17.600 --> 00:05:20.639 and then by four yeah, yeah, you think about blowouts 72 00:05:21.319 --> 00:05:22.879 by four Yeah, yeah, I. 73 00:05:22.959 --> 00:05:25.079 Get all that, but you already had kids, so you 74 00:05:25.199 --> 00:05:27.519 know what, you know what you're getting yourself into. I 75 00:05:27.600 --> 00:05:30.639 could see like if this was their first child ever, right, 76 00:05:30.759 --> 00:05:32.680 first pregnancy ever, and they had four, and they're like, 77 00:05:32.720 --> 00:05:35.000 oh God, we didn't know what was gonna happen. We 78 00:05:35.120 --> 00:05:36.639 didn't know we were getting ourselves into. 79 00:05:37.000 --> 00:05:38.600 I get that because you never had kids before. 80 00:05:38.680 --> 00:05:41.439 But you've already you've already had kids, so you kind 81 00:05:41.600 --> 00:05:43.759 of have an understanding of what's happening. 82 00:05:44.120 --> 00:05:47.920 It's just multiplied. I would think. I think they have 83 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:51.079 they have four others already. I think they have four 84 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:54.680 other kids already. Well then you already know the ten, eight, three, 85 00:05:54.720 --> 00:05:56.560 and one. Yeah, but not at the same time. Bro, 86 00:05:56.839 --> 00:05:59.720 I guess that's like more than four yards a week. 87 00:06:00.480 --> 00:06:03.839 It's not like they used IVF No, it was no, no, yeah, they. 88 00:06:03.800 --> 00:06:04.600 Were getting to that. 89 00:06:04.920 --> 00:06:05.120 Yeah. 90 00:06:05.480 --> 00:06:08.959 Yeah, it's natural. They did it all natural. One fertilized 91 00:06:08.959 --> 00:06:13.319 egg split into four. Wow, they've raised seventy three thousand dollars. 92 00:06:13.720 --> 00:06:15.199 Okay, well, good for them. 93 00:06:15.639 --> 00:06:19.360 That will not last. No, No, how much money do 94 00:06:19.399 --> 00:06:22.519 you think they need forget school like college and all 95 00:06:22.560 --> 00:06:24.360 that other and turning sixteen. 96 00:06:24.480 --> 00:06:27.120 And this is just for the first five years. Yeah, 97 00:06:27.160 --> 00:06:30.920 for the first five years, diapers, baby food. 98 00:06:32.759 --> 00:06:36.160 If they're just using this money for them, I would 99 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:39.079 say that this is probably good. The seventy three thousand 100 00:06:39.160 --> 00:06:44.199 dollars for just diapers and baby food and clothing. They 101 00:06:44.240 --> 00:06:48.560 could probably make that work, especially, I mean, she could 102 00:06:48.600 --> 00:06:49.480 be breastfeeding too. 103 00:06:49.759 --> 00:06:50.000 True. 104 00:06:50.120 --> 00:06:52.160 Nope, there's a couple of ways that they are not 105 00:06:52.279 --> 00:06:56.279 breastfeeding for children. I mean, you pump, like I understand, 106 00:06:56.439 --> 00:06:58.639 but the amount of milk you would not No, I know, 107 00:06:59.079 --> 00:07:01.680 I know you got to pull one off, but the 108 00:07:01.759 --> 00:07:03.480 other one I know exactly. 109 00:07:03.600 --> 00:07:05.600 The fighting for the same niff. 110 00:07:06.959 --> 00:07:11.800 I remember the twins, and honestly, she probably there's a 111 00:07:11.839 --> 00:07:13.759 good chance she probably won't be because they. 112 00:07:13.720 --> 00:07:17.079 Were premies, right, she never got to that stage. Yeah, 113 00:07:17.680 --> 00:07:19.519 And like I. 114 00:07:19.639 --> 00:07:23.360 Remember when I was pregnant with the twins. I my 115 00:07:23.519 --> 00:07:27.480 milk came in early, and so I was pumping before 116 00:07:27.519 --> 00:07:32.319 they were even born. And they never latched on, which 117 00:07:32.360 --> 00:07:34.279 I was very upset with, like. 118 00:07:34.319 --> 00:07:37.920 They had had can be quite challenging for women. 119 00:07:38.519 --> 00:07:42.279 And finally when they did, I wasn't producing enough milk 120 00:07:42.360 --> 00:07:45.600 for them. It was like they were always hungry, which 121 00:07:46.079 --> 00:07:50.839 never changed because they still are always hungry. But I 122 00:07:51.000 --> 00:07:56.000 remember calling my doctor's office and saying, I'm so stressed out. 123 00:07:56.519 --> 00:08:00.319 I'm I feel like they're not eating enough. I've run 124 00:08:00.399 --> 00:08:03.800 out of everything that I had already frozen. And they 125 00:08:03.879 --> 00:08:06.920 said it's okay, just go buy formula. And I felt 126 00:08:06.959 --> 00:08:10.920 like such a failure doing that, and no, it's fine. 127 00:08:11.120 --> 00:08:14.879 It's quite common. Yeah, yeah, it's quite common. This says 128 00:08:14.920 --> 00:08:16.959 that you need to be about three thousand diapers in 129 00:08:17.079 --> 00:08:19.600 year one. That's a lot of diapers. 130 00:08:21.399 --> 00:08:21.720 About it. 131 00:08:22.279 --> 00:08:26.560 This says that this says about twenty eight to thirty 132 00:08:26.560 --> 00:08:29.959 three diapers every day. Yeah, yeah, you can. 133 00:08:30.199 --> 00:08:33.919 You can nix all that by just using reusable diapers, 134 00:08:34.080 --> 00:08:37.360 not using disposable ones. How much launch bro, that's a lot, 135 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:39.720 but you know, if you want to save some money, 136 00:08:39.759 --> 00:08:40.440 that's a way to do it. 137 00:08:40.720 --> 00:08:42.480 And they have things that like hook up to your 138 00:08:42.559 --> 00:08:46.720 toilet to clean the diapers and stuff. That is so 139 00:08:46.919 --> 00:08:47.440 much work. 140 00:08:47.679 --> 00:08:49.440 Yeah, I know, I did it, and I did it 141 00:08:49.480 --> 00:08:53.000 as a kid my little brother, because we used cloth 142 00:08:53.080 --> 00:08:53.600 diapers for. 143 00:08:53.679 --> 00:08:56.320 Him when you weren't getting under the most. This is 144 00:08:56.399 --> 00:08:59.480 much younger. I've been dealing with cramp all my life. Literally, 145 00:09:01.799 --> 00:09:03.240 how old are you? I forget how old were you 146 00:09:03.240 --> 00:09:06.559 when they made you deal with your kid? Your brother's dupers? Hell? 147 00:09:06.799 --> 00:09:10.399 Uh he I was seven and he was born so 148 00:09:11.080 --> 00:09:16.759 eight nine and ten. Yeah, that's wild. Dude, just in 149 00:09:16.919 --> 00:09:18.919 there dunking loads. 150 00:09:21.240 --> 00:09:24.279 With everyone else, says under the house you go, this 151 00:09:24.320 --> 00:09:27.080 says you need about ten grand in formula the first year. 152 00:09:27.320 --> 00:09:31.240 Okay, And one could say, okay, well you nixed that 153 00:09:31.519 --> 00:09:35.440 bye by you know, using your own produce. But much 154 00:09:35.559 --> 00:09:37.559 like if Lindsay said, you know, she wasn't making enough, 155 00:09:38.000 --> 00:09:40.200 not making any right, then there he goes that. 156 00:09:41.879 --> 00:09:43.799 Do they have wick in Australia? 157 00:09:45.279 --> 00:09:49.960 God, I don't know. The The other thing is what 158 00:09:50.039 --> 00:09:51.320 are those little one onesies? 159 00:09:51.519 --> 00:09:53.039 Yeah? Oh you're changing those all? 160 00:09:53.159 --> 00:09:56.879 Oh god, cribs. Use some of your dad's old T shirts. 161 00:09:56.919 --> 00:10:03.799 It's fine, Yeah, not everybody has to the same traumatic 162 00:10:03.960 --> 00:10:05.639 experience you had growing up. 163 00:10:05.759 --> 00:10:07.799 I'm just saying there's ways around it. 164 00:10:08.360 --> 00:10:12.279 Don't say it worked out it worked Look, I'm fine, 165 00:10:13.840 --> 00:10:14.639 I'm fine. 166 00:10:16.759 --> 00:10:22.320 Do we need to open that can of worms? But 167 00:10:22.440 --> 00:10:25.679 the idea that they're having four just, oh my gosh. Yeah, 168 00:10:26.200 --> 00:10:31.399 that's terrible. Seven diaper changes times for a day, making 169 00:10:31.559 --> 00:10:33.320 seven bottles of for me. How many times they eat, 170 00:10:33.360 --> 00:10:36.559 like every four hours or some crazy number. Oh my gosh, 171 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:40.240 she is she is married. She's not doing it alone 172 00:10:40.320 --> 00:10:44.399 right for now. And they have four other kids, right, 173 00:10:44.440 --> 00:10:46.399 they have four other kids. The youngest is one. 174 00:10:46.759 --> 00:10:49.679 Okay, well, he's not helping mine or she will know 175 00:10:50.200 --> 00:10:52.080 some of the older ones can help. Throw a little 176 00:10:52.080 --> 00:10:52.519 hand in there. 177 00:10:53.000 --> 00:10:56.639 I don't know about I don't know about the sex 178 00:10:56.799 --> 00:10:59.720 of the other four children. But these these new bees 179 00:11:00.039 --> 00:11:00.840 are all girls. 180 00:11:01.240 --> 00:11:04.440 That's four wedding so they have a ten year old ormonstration, 181 00:11:04.960 --> 00:11:07.840 they have a ten year old girl. They have an 182 00:11:07.919 --> 00:11:15.000 eight year old boy, and they have a three year 183 00:11:15.039 --> 00:11:18.039 old girl and a one year old girl. Okay, so 184 00:11:18.200 --> 00:11:20.360 the oldest too, could throw a hand in the help 185 00:11:20.440 --> 00:11:24.360 out some things. Yeah, no, no, no, no, they're gonna 186 00:11:24.399 --> 00:11:24.679 have to. 187 00:11:24.960 --> 00:11:25.960 Yeah, they're gonna have to. 188 00:11:26.519 --> 00:11:30.720 They're gonna be feeding themselves, right right right. I was 189 00:11:30.759 --> 00:11:32.759 just thinking help them with the with the babies. 190 00:11:32.840 --> 00:11:39.720 But you're right, go make a sandwich's clipping nails. 191 00:11:39.879 --> 00:11:42.559 Yes, shampooing. 192 00:11:43.720 --> 00:11:45.320 Is there home even big enough? 193 00:11:47.159 --> 00:11:49.840 What's the smallest type of home you could have with 194 00:11:50.039 --> 00:11:53.759 eight kids? I mean, yeah, yeah, two bedrooms, I get it. Ye, 195 00:11:53.919 --> 00:11:55.960 little little house on the prairie. I get it. Yeah, 196 00:11:56.440 --> 00:11:57.399 we're talking modern times. 197 00:11:57.519 --> 00:12:01.000 You need a four bedroom at least three bedroom mobile 198 00:12:01.000 --> 00:12:06.120 home would be just fine. No, oh well yeah, because 199 00:12:06.320 --> 00:12:08.639 you know in Giffee's house they make you stay outside there. 200 00:12:08.960 --> 00:12:11.120 You know, nine to five, you know, sun up to sundown. 201 00:12:11.440 --> 00:12:13.600 Porch is screamed in. It'll be fine. 202 00:12:14.039 --> 00:12:16.759 I mean girls can share a bedroom obviously, Yeah, you 203 00:12:16.799 --> 00:12:20.559 could double them up. I think, I think with h 204 00:12:20.879 --> 00:12:25.440 I mean, a four bedroom home is bare minimum. You 205 00:12:25.559 --> 00:12:29.039 need at least three thousand square feet to keep sanity 206 00:12:29.399 --> 00:12:29.879 in the home. 207 00:12:30.080 --> 00:12:35.200 I hear you. Money is an object, absolutely it is. 208 00:12:35.480 --> 00:12:41.440 And a three thousand square foot home not only that's 209 00:12:41.440 --> 00:12:44.720 an American thing. I'm not saying they don't exist in 210 00:12:44.799 --> 00:12:46.600 other countries, but it is not. 211 00:12:47.120 --> 00:12:49.039 You've got to have a lot of money, that is true. 212 00:12:50.279 --> 00:12:51.799 And I should take your dinky house that you have 213 00:12:51.919 --> 00:12:53.559 now and just start adding on to it, right. 214 00:12:54.639 --> 00:12:56.720 And I don't know, I mean, I know that in Australia, 215 00:12:56.759 --> 00:12:59.200 it's like some people, like when we had our exchange 216 00:12:59.200 --> 00:13:01.960 student from US earlier, he did say like that they 217 00:13:02.080 --> 00:13:05.039 had a small home, but then they also had a 218 00:13:05.159 --> 00:13:10.200 vacation home too, and his mom was a single mom. 219 00:13:10.320 --> 00:13:13.679 His mom's a single mom and she was raising three boys. 220 00:13:15.279 --> 00:13:19.879 And she was a professor, a school teacher. Essentially, well 221 00:13:19.919 --> 00:13:22.919 off is what you got. But they make way more 222 00:13:23.240 --> 00:13:26.679 school teachers in Australia. Waight right, well off? Yeah? 223 00:13:28.480 --> 00:13:28.600 Uh. 224 00:13:30.039 --> 00:13:32.639 The average okay, the average detached downs in Australia is 225 00:13:32.639 --> 00:13:35.720 twenty five hundred square feet. Okay, that's close. Yeah, what 226 00:13:35.879 --> 00:13:38.399 she's saying average. So you got some highs and lows. 227 00:13:38.679 --> 00:13:41.000 Yeah, and you build a little shed in the back, 228 00:13:41.000 --> 00:13:43.159 a little she shed or something and get away shed. 229 00:13:44.360 --> 00:13:48.159 No, there's no when you have eight kids, there's no getaway. 230 00:13:48.320 --> 00:13:50.039 No, there is no no. 231 00:13:50.320 --> 00:13:53.120 You could make an argument with eight kids, they may 232 00:13:53.240 --> 00:13:56.519 not be able to work. They they would have to. 233 00:13:56.720 --> 00:14:00.279 That's a full time or you employ somebody exactly. 234 00:14:00.080 --> 00:14:03.440 You're bringing in a nanny or hopefully you have a 235 00:14:04.679 --> 00:14:07.480 mom or dad to come in and stay you're in 236 00:14:07.639 --> 00:14:08.600 laws or to whomever. 237 00:14:08.960 --> 00:14:14.559 Just talk about doctor's appointments. Taking those newborns to doctor's 238 00:14:14.559 --> 00:14:17.919 appointments is going to be an all day job, all right, 239 00:14:19.039 --> 00:14:22.639 with assistants. Yeah, and you're gonna need a bigger car 240 00:14:22.759 --> 00:14:25.919 for sure. You know, minivan ain't going to work. No, 241 00:14:26.159 --> 00:14:29.720 you have to get you get a church van. Yeah, 242 00:14:29.960 --> 00:14:34.440 they call they call him, they call him something else now, 243 00:14:34.519 --> 00:14:38.639 but yeah, those look like they look like European delivery vans. 244 00:14:39.559 --> 00:14:44.480 Transit bus yeah, well mini bus yeah, oh my goodness, 245 00:14:44.600 --> 00:14:46.559 not the same mini bus that I rode as a kid. 246 00:14:46.639 --> 00:14:48.759 But you know all I got when I read this story, 247 00:14:48.840 --> 00:14:51.159 he was, I mean, is it beautiful? Beautiful? Is it 248 00:14:51.159 --> 00:14:58.440 a miracle? Yeah? Is anxiety? Yeah? Like oh yeah, but hey, 249 00:14:59.000 --> 00:15:00.399 you for it? 250 00:15:02.440 --> 00:15:06.200 Not particularly saying I want four kids, but I want 251 00:15:06.240 --> 00:15:08.639 to get laid and we know what's the product of it. 252 00:15:09.279 --> 00:15:11.480 She's got grounds to say, you're getting to prosect me right. 253 00:15:13.480 --> 00:15:15.759 One hundred percent. But he's also going grounds to say, hey, 254 00:15:16.240 --> 00:15:20.679 tire them things up. Eh, she had four growing in here, 255 00:15:20.840 --> 00:15:22.399 much less the four she's already had. 256 00:15:22.559 --> 00:15:24.360 I think her work might be done. 257 00:15:24.960 --> 00:15:27.679 I think if they both got fixed, that would be perfect. 258 00:15:28.879 --> 00:15:30.919 There's no chances at all whatsoever. 259 00:15:31.759 --> 00:15:37.559 I mean, she's a horre got it. He was thinking 260 00:15:37.559 --> 00:15:40.120 about that. Yes, you were, you were. She might get prey. 261 00:15:41.159 --> 00:15:44.799 She might because she's stressed out from raising eight kids. 262 00:15:45.240 --> 00:15:50.080 You know, he's working all the time. I need to 263 00:15:50.120 --> 00:15:51.279 get out of here and go have a drink. So 264 00:15:51.399 --> 00:15:53.360 the next thing you know, she goes to some bar 265 00:15:53.519 --> 00:15:56.879 down under. She meets a guy who restless crocodiles for eleven. 266 00:15:57.279 --> 00:16:06.480 Right, he's staking we have a few fosters or whatever. 267 00:16:06.960 --> 00:16:09.159 One thing leads to another and he. 268 00:16:09.759 --> 00:16:12.720 Meets some guy that'll throw shrimp on her barbie. Yes, yes, 269 00:16:13.559 --> 00:16:16.840 now there's Now there's a nice baby that's not even 270 00:16:16.919 --> 00:16:20.200 this guy, but he's stuck paying the chops because they 271 00:16:20.240 --> 00:16:20.879 were married. 272 00:16:24.240 --> 00:16:26.000 Oh my gosh, all right, we got to take a break. 273 00:16:26.039 --> 00:16:27.679 We got tickets we're gonna give away to see a 274 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:30.799 show on August twenty sixth, listener emails and to tell 275 00:16:30.840 --> 00:16:34.879 the truth, we'll be back. It's time for news quikies. 276 00:16:34.879 --> 00:16:36.759 These are stories that you may have missed in the news. 277 00:16:39.519 --> 00:16:40.720 It's time for newsquakies. 278 00:16:40.799 --> 00:16:43.559 World news, local news, and news that just makes you say, 279 00:16:43.639 --> 00:16:46.679 what the Here's Corbyn, Gibby and Lindsay with what's going 280 00:16:46.720 --> 00:16:49.559 on news quakies from the Big nd Morning, showing ninety seven. 281 00:16:51.720 --> 00:16:57.039 Woman found with drugs hidden in multiple body locations. This 282 00:16:57.240 --> 00:17:01.759 happens in Saint Petersburg, Florida, where officers pulled over a 283 00:17:01.840 --> 00:17:07.279 vehicle on Saturday for a window tint violation. Arresting the driver, 284 00:17:07.519 --> 00:17:11.519 Kurtel McRae, who's forty six years old, on a resisting charge. 285 00:17:12.079 --> 00:17:16.799 The passenger, Yoneshi Smith, who's twenty six years old, drew 286 00:17:16.920 --> 00:17:21.119 suspicion when plastic baggies containing a white rock like substance 287 00:17:21.599 --> 00:17:25.680 were spotted near her seat. As Smith was escorted away, 288 00:17:26.160 --> 00:17:29.599 a baggie then dropped from her person, which she admitted 289 00:17:30.039 --> 00:17:33.720 fell from her butt. Additional drugs were recovered from her 290 00:17:33.960 --> 00:17:39.079 vaginal cavity and right breast area during booking. All items 291 00:17:39.200 --> 00:17:45.720 tested positive for fentanyl. She faces felony drug trafficking charges 292 00:17:45.960 --> 00:17:50.079 and a probation violation, as she had recently begun a 293 00:17:50.160 --> 00:17:53.839 two year probation sentence for grand theft. 294 00:17:56.200 --> 00:17:58.720 Do you need get any credit for coming forward and being, ah, yeah, 295 00:18:00.440 --> 00:18:03.559 that's that's definitely fitting on hanging out of my geet. 296 00:18:03.960 --> 00:18:06.200 I guess it's better than saying I don't know how 297 00:18:06.319 --> 00:18:08.240 that got their officer right. 298 00:18:08.400 --> 00:18:11.240 Don't do that, Yeah, don't do that. We all now 299 00:18:11.400 --> 00:18:14.119 got there when it's in an orifice. Yeah, R don't 300 00:18:14.119 --> 00:18:17.160 say you don't know, you know, I just woke up 301 00:18:17.200 --> 00:18:18.759 and it was like this, Yeah. 302 00:18:20.160 --> 00:18:22.960 Man dressed as a woman arrested for stealing six hundred 303 00:18:22.960 --> 00:18:27.039 and fifty dollars worth body wash. So free suspects walk 304 00:18:27.119 --> 00:18:31.839 into a Walgreens, right, the one suspect goes and distracts 305 00:18:31.920 --> 00:18:35.200 the cashier while the other two go and they start 306 00:18:35.319 --> 00:18:39.519 filling bags with nearly six hundred and fifty dollars worth 307 00:18:39.559 --> 00:18:42.440 of merchandise, all that merchandise being body wash. 308 00:18:42.839 --> 00:18:43.519 They were dirty. 309 00:18:43.839 --> 00:18:46.960 Yeah, So the cops go and they and they take 310 00:18:47.000 --> 00:18:49.799 off without bang clearly right. So the cops go and 311 00:18:49.839 --> 00:18:52.960 they review the footage and they're like, hey, that person 312 00:18:53.079 --> 00:18:56.240 looks familiar, and they decided it as a forty seven 313 00:18:56.359 --> 00:19:01.799 year old dude named Gerald Cobbserald Cobbs has a very 314 00:19:02.000 --> 00:19:05.319 lengthy rap sheet and has a habit of dressing as 315 00:19:05.319 --> 00:19:08.000 a woman. I don't know if he's just a cross dresser, 316 00:19:08.039 --> 00:19:10.960 if that's how he lives, or if like he's like, well, 317 00:19:11.000 --> 00:19:15.960 they'll never recognize me as if I'm dressed like a lady. Furthermore, 318 00:19:16.119 --> 00:19:18.319 I'm curious, did he wear a mumu? Did he wear 319 00:19:18.480 --> 00:19:21.000 like an evening gown? Was he in yoga pants? What 320 00:19:21.079 --> 00:19:23.000 are we talking about here? Dressed like a woman? Didn't 321 00:19:23.000 --> 00:19:26.799 say in the story. Regardless, he was already locked up 322 00:19:26.799 --> 00:19:29.359 on an unrelated warrant, so now he's looking an added 323 00:19:29.480 --> 00:19:33.000 charge as a petty theft with prior convictions. They say 324 00:19:33.319 --> 00:19:38.799 that his record includes twenty seven felonies and seventeen misdemeanor convictions, 325 00:19:38.920 --> 00:19:41.400 most of them are for theft, and that he's spent 326 00:19:41.640 --> 00:19:43.920 more than eleven years in prison. 327 00:19:44.640 --> 00:19:48.000 But the other two people, well, they're still looking for 328 00:19:48.039 --> 00:19:53.920 those guys or goals. We're not quite sure yet. Former 329 00:19:54.000 --> 00:19:58.640 police chief accused of having sex with suspects X. That's 330 00:19:58.720 --> 00:20:02.279 monsters ball, right, but Bob Thordon Hill, Yeah, but he 331 00:20:02.359 --> 00:20:05.480 was a prison guard. Yeah, so it's same basic premise. 332 00:20:06.200 --> 00:20:08.680 Former Florida police chief is being accused of having sex 333 00:20:08.759 --> 00:20:12.119 with the suspects X document show Michael Nah, I'm a 334 00:20:12.200 --> 00:20:15.319 good guy, Giddings. The former police chief reached out to 335 00:20:15.400 --> 00:20:18.240 the woman because he was looking for her strange husband, 336 00:20:18.440 --> 00:20:21.640 a felony suspect back in March. The documents say they 337 00:20:21.720 --> 00:20:24.759 had sex a couple of times when he was on duty. 338 00:20:25.400 --> 00:20:31.880 Officials say the man is has been suspended and then resigned. 339 00:20:32.200 --> 00:20:36.359 Authorities are continuing to investigate. I mean a lot of 340 00:20:36.400 --> 00:20:39.920 people date where they work, right, It never really works 341 00:20:39.960 --> 00:20:40.559 out well, but. 342 00:20:40.720 --> 00:20:43.759 Yeah, it didn't say if he was if he was married, 343 00:20:44.319 --> 00:20:46.440 it was just a boyfriend her No, no, no, like 344 00:20:46.640 --> 00:20:48.759 the police chief, was he married? 345 00:20:49.599 --> 00:20:53.599 Was he cheating on his wife? Right? Right? Statistically, I 346 00:20:53.720 --> 00:20:59.640 wonder what the chances the reality is where like think 347 00:20:59.680 --> 00:21:04.039 of like porn is like pizza delivery guy, right, pool guy, right, 348 00:21:05.079 --> 00:21:09.240 cop have sex on the job like ups driver, where 349 00:21:09.359 --> 00:21:12.759 women just can't resist. Right, I've just taken back. But 350 00:21:13.359 --> 00:21:16.079 all this I don't even know. I don't know how 351 00:21:16.119 --> 00:21:19.839 you put like irresistibility next to pizza delivery guy, pool 352 00:21:19.920 --> 00:21:24.119 guy and cop. Right. Well, I don't know about irresistibility. 353 00:21:24.160 --> 00:21:25.960 When it comes to the police. It could be more 354 00:21:26.079 --> 00:21:29.720 of she's a whore, got it right? Sure, I was 355 00:21:29.799 --> 00:21:32.559 thinking more coercion, but yeah, yeah, she's a whore to 356 00:21:32.759 --> 00:21:34.920 coercion on which part by the pizza boy. 357 00:21:35.400 --> 00:21:38.160 No, I'm just talking strictly about the police man. The 358 00:21:38.240 --> 00:21:42.000 pizza boys got the younger aspect, right, he's a young guy. 359 00:21:42.200 --> 00:21:44.279 You're like, oh, hey, I'm old and dried up and 360 00:21:44.359 --> 00:21:45.240 haven't had anyone. 361 00:21:45.400 --> 00:21:47.839 Oh my, come on, that wasn't a movie. 362 00:21:48.039 --> 00:21:51.319 That was just a movie. Movie. Movie happens movies. 363 00:21:51.400 --> 00:21:54.880 That's a cliche, right, right, I got your pizza with 364 00:21:55.160 --> 00:21:57.160 extra sausage, extra A. 365 00:21:58.880 --> 00:22:02.720 Well, that would be a female delivery regardless. So that's 366 00:22:02.759 --> 00:22:03.359 the pizza boy. 367 00:22:03.440 --> 00:22:06.079 The cop is like more coercion, like, hey, you're gonna 368 00:22:06.079 --> 00:22:08.960 give me what I want, and uh, I'm gonna give 369 00:22:09.000 --> 00:22:11.200 you what you wanted to do, something to that effect. 370 00:22:11.400 --> 00:22:13.839 And with the plumber, it's like, hey, listen, we need 371 00:22:13.880 --> 00:22:15.720 to make this drain. And wasn't that the other one? 372 00:22:15.759 --> 00:22:18.440 What was the other option? No? No, like boy pool 373 00:22:18.480 --> 00:22:19.559 boy and delivery driver. 374 00:22:19.680 --> 00:22:21.759 Well, the pool boy, see it's simple. He's after with 375 00:22:21.880 --> 00:22:25.160 his shirt off, all hot and greasy. Yeah, every pool 376 00:22:25.240 --> 00:22:28.519 guy I've ever seen hardly looks like Brad Pigs exactly. 377 00:22:29.240 --> 00:22:32.920 These are movies we're talking about, though. Do you know 378 00:22:33.480 --> 00:22:36.119 people that made deliveries like pizza delivery guys and stuff 379 00:22:36.160 --> 00:22:38.599 like that. Gimb Mmm, you don't have any friends that 380 00:22:38.680 --> 00:22:41.920 did that? Were pizza delivery guys way back in the day. Yeah, 381 00:22:42.000 --> 00:22:45.279 way back in the Yeah yeah, Lindsay, Yeah, yeah me too. 382 00:22:45.759 --> 00:22:48.440 No one of them ever got no, not that they 383 00:22:48.480 --> 00:22:51.720 ever told me they would, right, probably. 384 00:22:51.440 --> 00:22:53.599 Absolutely, that would be a total humble brag. 385 00:22:54.759 --> 00:22:58.119 Yeah. Probably, I'm gonna have to go back and ask 386 00:22:58.200 --> 00:22:59.279 and be like, hey, back. 387 00:22:59.160 --> 00:23:03.799 When you were deling delivering pizzas you ever, you know, 388 00:23:03.960 --> 00:23:09.319 get propositions get offered, even women that when you get 389 00:23:09.319 --> 00:23:11.799 a woman delivery driver, you're like, nah, you're. 390 00:23:11.759 --> 00:23:15.440 Like a four, but as a pizza delivery person you're 391 00:23:15.480 --> 00:23:22.880 like an eight. Right, how bad do you want that tip? Yeah? 392 00:23:22.880 --> 00:23:26.759 Everyone's like, eh, all right, we got to take a break. 393 00:23:26.799 --> 00:23:30.039 We'll be back four of the Big Mad Morning Show. 394 00:23:30.640 --> 00:23:36.079 Morning Corbyn. 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You have the 403 00:24:00.279 --> 00:24:03.640 eighth annual Cowboy Cup going on out there, which not 404 00:24:03.799 --> 00:24:07.200 only am I judge, I'll be hosting the awards. 405 00:24:06.880 --> 00:24:09.240 Ceremony, which is pretty awesome, and I've got some. 406 00:24:09.359 --> 00:24:11.440 Other things in the works. You can get all your 407 00:24:11.480 --> 00:24:13.400 details right here at rockeloma dot com. 408 00:24:14.160 --> 00:24:16.279 All right, the little dead ass or fake news. I'll 409 00:24:16.359 --> 00:24:19.119 read something and you're gonna tell me he is a 410 00:24:19.160 --> 00:24:22.640 dead ass or fake news. Elephants are afraid of mice. 411 00:24:22.920 --> 00:24:25.880 Dead ass are fake news? Uh? 412 00:24:28.559 --> 00:24:31.680 In the book that we read they were growing up. 413 00:24:33.119 --> 00:24:34.359 I'm gonna say fake news. 414 00:24:35.000 --> 00:24:38.079 Totally fake news. Yeah, it's a myth. Elephants aren't particularly 415 00:24:38.319 --> 00:24:42.200 afraid of mice. Dead ass are fake news. The Library 416 00:24:42.359 --> 00:24:48.119 of Alexandria was destroyed by fire. The Library of Alexandria 417 00:24:49.079 --> 00:24:50.839 was destroyed by fire. 418 00:24:52.599 --> 00:24:53.119 Dead ass. 419 00:24:54.039 --> 00:25:01.799 Sure sounds legit. It's a historic Egyptian anyway. Fake news. 420 00:25:01.880 --> 00:25:05.119 It was declined gradually over time over the centuries due 421 00:25:05.160 --> 00:25:09.000 to various dead assessors, not a single fire. 422 00:25:09.759 --> 00:25:13.279 Okay, dead asterer, fake news. Dead bodies can get goose bumps. 423 00:25:15.640 --> 00:25:18.440 Dead bodies can get goose bumps. 424 00:25:20.559 --> 00:25:22.400 Sounds creepy enough. I'll say dead ass. 425 00:25:22.559 --> 00:25:26.119 Let's say fake news, dead ass. The muscles that control 426 00:25:26.240 --> 00:25:32.839 hair follicles can still contract briefly after death. Dead asterer, 427 00:25:32.880 --> 00:25:36.640 fake news. The word set has the most definitions in 428 00:25:36.759 --> 00:25:41.920 the English language. The word set set has the most 429 00:25:42.039 --> 00:25:44.519 definitions in the English language. 430 00:25:45.799 --> 00:25:48.680 I thought it was the F word, but I'll say dead. 431 00:25:48.559 --> 00:25:51.240 Ass fake news. It's dead ass. 432 00:25:51.279 --> 00:25:54.200 It has over four hundred different meanings in the Oxford 433 00:25:54.319 --> 00:25:55.400 English dictionary. 434 00:25:55.519 --> 00:26:00.960 Wow, dead aster, fake news. Armadillos all always give birth 435 00:26:01.079 --> 00:26:08.200 to identical quadruplets. Lady in Australia is an armadilla. Armadillos 436 00:26:08.359 --> 00:26:11.559 always give birth to identical quadruplets. 437 00:26:12.200 --> 00:26:12.799 Fake news. 438 00:26:14.000 --> 00:26:19.559 I know they carry leprosy. I don't think this is connected, 439 00:26:19.599 --> 00:26:20.359 but I understand. 440 00:26:20.440 --> 00:26:23.599 Yeah, I don't know about the birthing of armadillas, so 441 00:26:24.000 --> 00:26:25.440 uh sure, dead ass? 442 00:26:26.759 --> 00:26:28.920 Do they do they lay eggs? I know that sounds 443 00:26:28.920 --> 00:26:36.000 stupid to say no, No, I don't think well, neither chickens. Yeah, 444 00:26:36.640 --> 00:26:41.480 uh huh, and uh what about your duck bill platypus anyway, 445 00:26:41.640 --> 00:26:52.200 dead ass? Nine banded armadillos always have four genetically identical babies. Wow. Oh, 446 00:26:52.400 --> 00:26:56.799 armadillas don't lay eggs, they're placental mammals. Dead ass are 447 00:26:56.839 --> 00:27:00.559 fake news. Ostriches bury their heads in the sand when scared. 448 00:27:02.519 --> 00:27:06.000 Dead ass are fake news. Ostriches bury their head in 449 00:27:06.119 --> 00:27:07.519 the sand when scared. 450 00:27:09.720 --> 00:27:11.119 I'm gonna say fake news. 451 00:27:12.759 --> 00:27:12.960 Yeah. 452 00:27:12.960 --> 00:27:15.480 I think cartoons would lead you to believe so, but yeah, 453 00:27:15.640 --> 00:27:18.039 fake news. Yeah, it's fake news. They lie low and 454 00:27:18.160 --> 00:27:19.880 press their heads to the ground, but they do not 455 00:27:20.000 --> 00:27:23.359 bury them. I did always think that that was a 456 00:27:23.440 --> 00:27:26.440 thing though. Yeah, is there a lot of sand in Australia. 457 00:27:27.200 --> 00:27:29.799 Are ostriches only in Australia? I don't know. 458 00:27:30.119 --> 00:27:31.440 It's one of the things I love about doing this 459 00:27:31.480 --> 00:27:36.000 segment is that we're always like, we don't know. Dead 460 00:27:36.039 --> 00:27:39.920 ass are fake news. You can fold a piece of paper, ye, 461 00:27:39.960 --> 00:27:42.640 I'm sorry. You can't fold a piece of paper more 462 00:27:42.720 --> 00:27:47.400 than seven times. Dead ass are fake news. 463 00:27:48.240 --> 00:27:51.640 You can't fold a piece of paper more than seven times, lindsay, 464 00:27:51.640 --> 00:27:53.319 there's paper all over this room, feel free to grab 465 00:27:53.359 --> 00:27:58.480 one and start folding. Yeah, but hmm, count them as. 466 00:27:58.400 --> 00:27:58.680 You do it. 467 00:27:59.000 --> 00:28:17.000 One, two, three, four, five, six. 468 00:28:19.640 --> 00:28:20.400 She's really trying. 469 00:28:20.559 --> 00:28:20.759 I know. 470 00:28:21.599 --> 00:28:24.920 I don't think I could do it a seventh time. 471 00:28:26.319 --> 00:28:31.759 Jesus. So dead ass are fake news. 472 00:28:33.200 --> 00:28:36.920 You can't roll it more than seven times, fold fold 473 00:28:37.000 --> 00:28:41.480 it more than seven times, dead ass. 474 00:28:41.880 --> 00:28:44.880 Gimpie, I'm gonna say, fake news man or Gami has 475 00:28:44.920 --> 00:28:48.160 showed us that you can do it fake news. While difficult, 476 00:28:48.319 --> 00:28:50.920 it has been done. The record is twelve folds using 477 00:28:50.960 --> 00:28:54.920 a very long piece of paper. Oh very long and 478 00:28:54.960 --> 00:28:57.759 I don't think orgami's more than like three or four folds. Man, 479 00:28:57.920 --> 00:28:58.440 I don't know. 480 00:28:58.880 --> 00:29:01.319 I mean that that goose looks like it's got quite 481 00:29:01.319 --> 00:29:04.319 a few folds in it. Dead ass are fake news. 482 00:29:04.720 --> 00:29:12.000 Sloths only defecate once a week. Very slow sloths only 483 00:29:12.160 --> 00:29:18.240 defecate once a week. Dead ass or fake newsh. 484 00:29:18.480 --> 00:29:19.079 Fake news? 485 00:29:20.160 --> 00:29:24.960 Dead ass. This is gonna be mind blowing. Dead ass. 486 00:29:25.880 --> 00:29:28.759 They lose up to thirty percent of their body weight 487 00:29:28.839 --> 00:29:29.240 when they do. 488 00:29:29.680 --> 00:29:37.400 Now I've had some dime. I'm like, I should weigh myself. Amazing, right, 489 00:29:38.839 --> 00:29:43.240 dead ass are fake news. Nutmeg is a hallucinogenic in 490 00:29:43.440 --> 00:29:46.799 large doses. Nutmeg is hallucinogenic in large doses. Dead ass 491 00:29:46.839 --> 00:29:47.359 or fake news? 492 00:29:49.200 --> 00:29:51.599 Hmmm, fake news? 493 00:29:52.400 --> 00:29:56.079 Dead ass? It is dead ass consuming large amounts because 494 00:29:56.079 --> 00:29:59.359 the dosage is always the poison can cause hallucinations and 495 00:29:59.480 --> 00:30:04.160 other seriesarious side effects. Dead asser, fake news? Man, We 496 00:30:04.240 --> 00:30:05.160 got some good nutmeg? 497 00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:05.759 Yeah? 498 00:30:06.759 --> 00:30:10.640 Dead ass for fake news. Cleopatra lived closer in time 499 00:30:10.839 --> 00:30:14.079 to the moon landing, then to the construction of the 500 00:30:14.200 --> 00:30:18.960 Great Pyramid. Dead ass for fake news. Cleopatra live closer 501 00:30:19.039 --> 00:30:22.200 in time to the moon landing, then to the construction 502 00:30:22.359 --> 00:30:23.240 of the Great Pyramid. 503 00:30:24.920 --> 00:30:25.480 Fake news. 504 00:30:25.759 --> 00:30:30.000 Dead ass, dead ass. She lived around thirty BC, making 505 00:30:30.039 --> 00:30:33.480 her about two thousand years closer to nineteen sixty nine 506 00:30:33.960 --> 00:30:40.000 than to two thousand, five hundred and eighty BC. Dead 507 00:30:40.039 --> 00:30:44.000 aswer fake news. Penguins can fly underwater at speeds of 508 00:30:44.119 --> 00:30:48.880 twenty five miles per hour. Dead aster fake news. Penguins 509 00:30:48.920 --> 00:30:52.519 can fly underwater at speeds up to twenty five miles 510 00:30:52.519 --> 00:30:54.799 per hour. Before you give an answer based off the 511 00:30:54.839 --> 00:30:58.440 word fly, what, they move their wings underwater, which creates 512 00:30:58.519 --> 00:31:05.079 the same thing. It's just swimming really, but right pe 513 00:31:05.599 --> 00:31:06.440 penguin listeners like. 514 00:31:06.440 --> 00:31:14.880 It's flying, right, dick, twenty five miles per hour, I'll 515 00:31:14.880 --> 00:31:15.759 say dead ass. 516 00:31:15.759 --> 00:31:19.119 Yeah, sounds about right, dead ass. They fly through water 517 00:31:19.279 --> 00:31:24.799 using their wing like flippers for propulsion. Dead aster fake news. 518 00:31:24.880 --> 00:31:29.640 Albert Einstein failed math in school. Dead ass are fake news. 519 00:31:29.759 --> 00:31:34.799 Albert Einstein failed math in school. Dead ass, Yeah, I 520 00:31:34.839 --> 00:31:37.839 think I've heard that somewhere before fake news. 521 00:31:37.960 --> 00:31:41.160 Einstein mastered calculus before the age of fifteen. 522 00:31:42.519 --> 00:31:46.799 Wow. Dead aster, fake news and ancient egypt servants were 523 00:31:46.839 --> 00:31:51.240 sometimes coated and honey to attract flies from the pharaoh. 524 00:31:53.279 --> 00:31:59.880 What oh dude, emperors were the worst. Laugh at his joke. 525 00:32:00.200 --> 00:32:04.559 Killed you all right. Yeah, I want to say, dead ass. 526 00:32:04.640 --> 00:32:07.160 That sounds like something that dick emperor would do. It 527 00:32:07.279 --> 00:32:11.519 feels like also sexually inclined. But in ancient Egypt, several 528 00:32:11.880 --> 00:32:15.119 servants were sometimes codd and hunted to attract flies from 529 00:32:15.319 --> 00:32:17.960 the pharaoh. Dead aster, fake news, dead ass. It was 530 00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:21.559 a way to keep insects from bothering royalty. You were 531 00:32:21.640 --> 00:32:26.599 just leaving slime trails everywhere. Things just sticky. Yeah, you 532 00:32:26.680 --> 00:32:29.160 can't get rid of you. That scene in national lampoons, 533 00:32:29.240 --> 00:32:34.839 Vegas or Europe vacation dead asser. Fake news coffee was 534 00:32:34.920 --> 00:32:39.319 once banned in Mecca. Dead ass for fake news coffee 535 00:32:39.519 --> 00:32:41.279 was once banned in Mecca. 536 00:32:41.920 --> 00:32:42.400 Dead ass. 537 00:32:42.599 --> 00:32:45.240 Yeah, that wouldn't surprise me. Dead ass. In the sixteenth century, 538 00:32:45.319 --> 00:32:53.000 leaders feared and encouraged political gatherings now dead aswer fake news. 539 00:32:53.400 --> 00:32:55.920 Lobsters scream when boiled. 540 00:32:57.160 --> 00:32:57.759 Fake news. 541 00:32:59.400 --> 00:33:05.039 No air escaping the body. Yeah they're not fat, they're 542 00:33:05.039 --> 00:33:08.519 flopping fake news. The sound is steam escaping the shell. 543 00:33:09.720 --> 00:33:10.920 That's what they want us to think. 544 00:33:11.200 --> 00:33:12.440 I learned that from family Guy. 545 00:33:12.759 --> 00:33:15.160 When the lobster gets revenge and shoves Peter's head into 546 00:33:15.200 --> 00:33:16.319 a boiling. 547 00:33:16.480 --> 00:33:21.480 Water, stop, Oh no, it's just air his body. Isn't 548 00:33:21.519 --> 00:33:25.200 it funny how we go? Uh? You know, we make 549 00:33:25.279 --> 00:33:27.319 the joke of the water is only clean because they 550 00:33:27.359 --> 00:33:30.000 tell us it is, and this we're like, oh, okay, yeah, no, 551 00:33:30.079 --> 00:33:34.880 that makes more sense, right, didn't ask fake news? Human 552 00:33:35.000 --> 00:33:39.920 teeth are as hard as diamonds. Didn't ask for fake news. 553 00:33:40.000 --> 00:33:46.680 Human teeth are as hard as diamonds. Fake news, dead ass, 554 00:33:48.519 --> 00:33:51.079 fake news. They're hard, but they're hard. 555 00:33:54.640 --> 00:33:57.519 Yeah, didn't asker fake news. The most stolen food item 556 00:33:57.559 --> 00:34:01.920 in the world is cheese. Dead ass, are fake news? 557 00:34:02.000 --> 00:34:06.160 The most the most stolen food item in the world 558 00:34:06.759 --> 00:34:11.000 is cheese. Uh like the wheel? 559 00:34:12.599 --> 00:34:15.800 I mean, are people out there stealing blocks of Colby? 560 00:34:16.199 --> 00:34:19.400 Maybe maybe pepper Jack? It doesn't have to be an 561 00:34:19.639 --> 00:34:22.119 entire wheel of cheese, just a little nibble. 562 00:34:24.800 --> 00:34:30.280 I feel like meat would be more. I'm gonna say 563 00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:30.840 fake news. 564 00:34:31.320 --> 00:34:34.280 I'm gonna say dead ass on that one. Dead ass. 565 00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:38.440 It is frequently shoplifted. Huh. I have never stolen cheese 566 00:34:38.480 --> 00:34:40.519 in my life. I've stolen a few things in my life, 567 00:34:40.599 --> 00:34:42.079 but cheese was never on the list. 568 00:34:42.519 --> 00:34:53.880 Okay, I'll name some things. Uh huh, cigarettes of course, alcohol, yeah, meat, Hm, 569 00:34:55.079 --> 00:34:56.880 I really gotta think about that. No, I don't think 570 00:34:56.880 --> 00:34:58.920 I've ever stolen meat, like you know, I'm thinking like 571 00:34:58.960 --> 00:35:01.960 Porky's when they get really well, not that grotesque like 572 00:35:02.280 --> 00:35:05.280 right right right, But no, I've never stolen meat either. 573 00:35:06.159 --> 00:35:10.119 Lindsay, have you ever stolen meat? No? Liar liquor? 574 00:35:12.239 --> 00:35:14.159 Oh yeah, for my grandmother's basement. 575 00:35:15.079 --> 00:35:17.239 I've never stolen liquor either. No, we're talking about from 576 00:35:17.320 --> 00:35:19.400 a store, from a story. Yeah, No, I've never stolen 577 00:35:19.440 --> 00:35:20.159 liquor either. 578 00:35:20.920 --> 00:35:27.800 Really, man, yes, not cigarettes, uh, liquor meat. I don't 579 00:35:27.840 --> 00:35:29.039 think I'm stolen cheese though. 580 00:35:29.280 --> 00:35:33.599 Candy, Oh, lots of candy. Yeah. In college, man, we 581 00:35:33.679 --> 00:35:37.480 stole tons of stuff constantly, but never cheese. 582 00:35:37.559 --> 00:35:40.800 But never cheese. It's a good protein source. You would 583 00:35:40.800 --> 00:35:42.159 have thought we would have had. 584 00:35:43.559 --> 00:35:47.440 Uh. All snowfl dead ass are fake news. All snowflakes 585 00:35:47.519 --> 00:35:52.519 are perfectly symmetrical dead ass are fake news. All snowflakes 586 00:35:52.599 --> 00:35:55.079 are perfectly symmetrical. 587 00:35:55.239 --> 00:35:56.079 Dead ass. 588 00:35:57.519 --> 00:36:03.679 Perfectly Yeah, sure, what not fake news? Many are irregular 589 00:36:05.320 --> 00:36:07.840 dead ass for fake news. You can taste food better 590 00:36:07.880 --> 00:36:11.199 if you close your eyes. We see people do that 591 00:36:11.239 --> 00:36:16.159 all the time, right, Yeah, I don't know if you 592 00:36:16.159 --> 00:36:21.840 guys could see you my eyes closed fake news. Yeah, 593 00:36:21.920 --> 00:36:27.239 fake news, fake news, smell not sight, enhance's taste. Dead asser, 594 00:36:27.320 --> 00:36:32.159 fake news. Ice floats because it's denser than water. Dead ass, 595 00:36:32.199 --> 00:36:36.119 are fake news. Ice floats because it's denser than water. 596 00:36:36.880 --> 00:36:37.559 Dead ass. 597 00:36:39.119 --> 00:36:41.360 Fake news. Yeah, it's fake news. Ice is less dense 598 00:36:41.440 --> 00:36:45.039 than water, That's why it floats. Dead aster, fake news. 599 00:36:45.119 --> 00:36:49.639 The Olympic Games included a painting competition. Sorry, dead answer, 600 00:36:49.679 --> 00:36:53.800 fake news. The first Olympic Games included a painting competition. 601 00:36:56.480 --> 00:37:02.039 Dead ass, fake news, dead ass. Our competitions were once 602 00:37:02.119 --> 00:37:04.000 part of the Olympics. Yeah, because they didn't have like 603 00:37:04.280 --> 00:37:08.679 ice skating, right, Like, this is not athletic at all. 604 00:37:08.880 --> 00:37:10.920 The first one they were like, what are we going 605 00:37:11.000 --> 00:37:17.679 to do? We can do running, sure, sounds great. What else? 606 00:37:19.159 --> 00:37:19.320 Uh? 607 00:37:20.199 --> 00:37:20.639 Wrestling? 608 00:37:20.760 --> 00:37:22.760 Okay, yeah, I guess we can do that for the 609 00:37:22.880 --> 00:37:26.719 five people that do it right. How about speeches? 610 00:37:27.079 --> 00:37:28.760 Ah, it's in the. 611 00:37:28.760 --> 00:37:34.480 Square all the time, right, pottery? How about how about murder? 612 00:37:35.119 --> 00:37:42.760 Right? How about you know, voting philosophy? Dead aster, fake news. 613 00:37:42.840 --> 00:37:46.360 There's a town in Norway where it's illegal to die 614 00:37:47.480 --> 00:37:50.079 dead aster, fake news. There's a town in Norway where 615 00:37:50.079 --> 00:37:54.000 it's illegal to die dead ass. I've heard that somewhere 616 00:37:54.079 --> 00:37:59.880 before dead ass and longingburn burials are banned due to permafron. 617 00:38:00.599 --> 00:38:04.199 Huh, Ain't that's something so not technically illegal. I just 618 00:38:04.320 --> 00:38:06.599 know where to put you. Got to ship you to 619 00:38:06.639 --> 00:38:09.280 the next down, then ask for fake news. The letter 620 00:38:09.480 --> 00:38:14.800 J does not appear anywhere in the periodic table. Dead 621 00:38:14.840 --> 00:38:17.840 ass are fake news. The letter J does not appear 622 00:38:17.960 --> 00:38:21.079 anywhere in the periodic table. Lindsay is channeling her eighth 623 00:38:21.159 --> 00:38:31.039 grade science knowledge. Dead ass, fake news, dead ass. No 624 00:38:31.159 --> 00:38:35.760 elements use the letter J in their symbol. Dead ass 625 00:38:35.800 --> 00:38:41.559 are fake news. Elephants per like cats to communicate. Den 626 00:38:41.599 --> 00:38:46.360 ass are fake news. Elephants per like cats to communicate 627 00:38:47.159 --> 00:38:47.800 fake news. 628 00:38:48.400 --> 00:38:50.199 Yeah, I don't think that seems right. Like they grunt 629 00:38:50.800 --> 00:38:55.079 dead ass. They produce low frequency rumbles like your father. 630 00:38:58.760 --> 00:39:01.880 Dead ass are fake news news. The moon has moonquakes 631 00:39:03.760 --> 00:39:10.440 dead ass, fake news. Dead ass. They are caused by 632 00:39:10.599 --> 00:39:17.719 tidal stress and meteor impacts. Okay, dead ass are fake news. 633 00:39:17.920 --> 00:39:24.679 The original monopoly game was circular. Dead ass for fake news. 634 00:39:24.760 --> 00:39:27.719 The original Monopoly game was circular. 635 00:39:30.519 --> 00:39:32.000 I think that's fake news. 636 00:39:32.199 --> 00:39:36.039 It's dead ass. It's easier to throw that way. They 637 00:39:36.079 --> 00:39:39.000 had to change it because it was a weapon, and technically, 638 00:39:39.719 --> 00:39:41.760 even as it now, because it's a square, even now, 639 00:39:41.800 --> 00:39:43.519 it goes in a circle exactly. 640 00:39:43.719 --> 00:39:46.320 But I was thinking the board was the board circular 641 00:39:47.320 --> 00:39:47.880 fake news. 642 00:39:48.000 --> 00:39:51.400 It was always square for newsers. Dead ass or fake news. 643 00:39:51.719 --> 00:39:55.119 Alligators can live over one hundred years in the wild. 644 00:39:55.800 --> 00:39:59.000 Dead ass are fake news. Alligators can live over one 645 00:39:59.119 --> 00:40:03.320 hundred years in the wild. Dead ass sounds about right. 646 00:40:03.719 --> 00:40:07.159 Fake news. They typically live thirty five to fifty years. 647 00:40:08.000 --> 00:40:10.239 Still a long time. Yeah, I'm sure some of those 648 00:40:10.280 --> 00:40:12.000 you'll be thinking about later today. Take a break, we 649 00:40:12.119 --> 00:40:14.119 come back. We got tickets for concerts, we got tickets 650 00:40:14.159 --> 00:40:16.000 to give away to see Dirty Heads and three eleven. 651 00:40:16.079 --> 00:40:25.519 Let's play a game wow ex Tuesday. That means historically 652 00:40:25.880 --> 00:40:30.440 we don't give anything away because we keep having ties. 653 00:40:32.119 --> 00:40:35.239 So let's play sing sing current record is well, it 654 00:40:35.320 --> 00:40:38.239 looks like I'm still leading this one with eight, and 655 00:40:38.360 --> 00:40:41.320 Lindsay's just a smidge behind me with six, and you 656 00:40:41.559 --> 00:40:45.800 have four. Last week's winter would be nobody, So everybody's 657 00:40:45.880 --> 00:40:47.960 up for grabs to play today. You call us at 658 00:40:48.000 --> 00:40:50.840 eight three three four six oh kmo D eight three 659 00:40:50.920 --> 00:40:54.519 three four six oh KMOD call up and tell us 660 00:40:54.559 --> 00:40:55.920 who you want to give clues. 661 00:40:56.039 --> 00:40:58.719 We'll try to give you clues for a song. If 662 00:40:58.760 --> 00:41:01.039 you can name the song without us giving. 663 00:41:00.880 --> 00:41:03.760 You the title of the song, the artist of the song, 664 00:41:04.199 --> 00:41:06.880 or the chorus of the song, then you're gonna get 665 00:41:06.880 --> 00:41:09.559 those tickets to see Dirty Heads with three to eleven 666 00:41:09.920 --> 00:41:14.119 on Wednesday, August twenty six at the Walmart Amphitheater in Rogers. 667 00:41:14.440 --> 00:41:17.639 Everyone can get their tickets at walmartamp dot com. This 668 00:41:17.800 --> 00:41:21.000 game is always fascinating because it's a little bit of 669 00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:24.000 actually giving clues uh huh, and a. 670 00:41:24.039 --> 00:41:25.559 Lot of just trying and get you to guess the words. 671 00:41:25.800 --> 00:41:28.079 That's it. Let's go to the phone and get our 672 00:41:28.159 --> 00:41:31.239 first contestant here for sing sing good morning, you're on 673 00:41:31.280 --> 00:41:37.960 the air. What is your name, rich How are you today? Good? Hey? Doing? Everybody? 674 00:41:38.119 --> 00:41:39.639 Who do you want to give clues? You have your 675 00:41:39.719 --> 00:41:41.519 choice of Lindsay, Gimpy or Corbyn. 676 00:41:43.440 --> 00:41:44.480 Let's go come on. 677 00:41:44.639 --> 00:41:47.400 Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer starts after the 678 00:41:47.440 --> 00:41:52.239 first clue. Here we go, h Richard, there's a fire 679 00:41:52.880 --> 00:41:54.360 burning in my soul. 680 00:41:54.960 --> 00:42:00.079 It's that lady that sounds like missus doubtfire Yes, And 681 00:42:00.239 --> 00:42:01.559 the name of the song is. 682 00:42:03.159 --> 00:42:06.159 The last word. The last word of the song what's 683 00:42:06.199 --> 00:42:12.719 the opposite of shallow? There you go? Uh, this is 684 00:42:12.920 --> 00:42:16.039 a nineties band. They were two kids that wore their 685 00:42:16.079 --> 00:42:17.639 close backwards. 686 00:42:24.280 --> 00:42:27.039 Because I'm the maingy miginnie mag daddy, because I'm the 687 00:42:27.119 --> 00:42:28.719 megey migity migity miginny. 688 00:42:28.440 --> 00:42:33.599 Mag daddy song. Yes, and the name of the song 689 00:42:33.760 --> 00:42:40.599 is did say it twice? Don't there go? Oh? Good lord? 690 00:42:41.800 --> 00:42:44.280 This is a guy who's an actor and he has 691 00:42:44.360 --> 00:42:46.599 like fifteen piece band and. 692 00:42:47.199 --> 00:42:49.599 Uh, hell never minds go ahead and pass on that one. 693 00:42:49.679 --> 00:42:54.440 Then uh okay fred Durst band and uh oh yeah, 694 00:42:55.519 --> 00:43:04.199 keep bone blinking baby, time close moving with time ran out, 695 00:43:04.239 --> 00:43:06.320 but it looks like you got to hang on the line. 696 00:43:06.400 --> 00:43:11.480 Rich Okay, all right, thanks, good morning, you're on the air. 697 00:43:11.559 --> 00:43:12.239 What is your name. 698 00:43:14.199 --> 00:43:14.239 Is? 699 00:43:14.400 --> 00:43:17.960 Nick? Nick? Turn your radio down? You've got sixty seconds 700 00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:20.920 to try and get more than two? Who would you 701 00:43:21.000 --> 00:43:24.920 like to give clues? Lindsay or corbyin I'll do GIMPI 702 00:43:26.079 --> 00:43:32.440 sorry Lindsey or Corbyn? Are your choices? Oh Lindsay er Corbyn? Sorry, 703 00:43:32.920 --> 00:43:35.719 we'll do Corbyn. Sixty seconds are on the clock. Timer 704 00:43:35.800 --> 00:43:44.519 starts after the first clue. Here we go with your 705 00:43:44.599 --> 00:43:47.320 Randium has to be stored in a special way because 706 00:43:47.360 --> 00:43:55.159 it is what has Matt. Yes, but it's specific. A 707 00:43:55.239 --> 00:44:01.360 Geygo counter will test what I didn't hear you. A 708 00:44:01.519 --> 00:44:05.079 Geiger counter will test what you're listening to us on 709 00:44:05.159 --> 00:44:05.719 what device? 710 00:44:06.239 --> 00:44:06.559 We are? 711 00:44:06.679 --> 00:44:07.519 A blank station? 712 00:44:10.360 --> 00:44:10.519 Oh? 713 00:44:11.480 --> 00:44:16.079 Radio radio active? There we go. Excellent job. This woman 714 00:44:16.199 --> 00:44:21.920 in the eighties, she danced with a cat. She was 715 00:44:22.000 --> 00:44:25.519 a guest, She was a judge on American Idol. She 716 00:44:25.719 --> 00:44:29.000 was a Laker girl. Yes. Her most famous song of 717 00:44:29.079 --> 00:44:32.119 the opposite of crooked and the opposite of down. 718 00:44:34.880 --> 00:44:36.480 Up you got up. 719 00:44:36.559 --> 00:44:40.440 That's the second word. Blank ahead, just go blank ahead. 720 00:44:43.280 --> 00:44:47.199 Up ahead, a straight up. 721 00:44:47.559 --> 00:44:52.960 Yeah, there we go. This is Mick and God damn 722 00:44:55.119 --> 00:44:56.039 we got a time. 723 00:44:56.320 --> 00:45:01.079 Sorry Nick, no one's gonna win. Uh you did so good, buddy, 724 00:45:01.880 --> 00:45:02.719 thanks for playing. 725 00:45:07.760 --> 00:45:10.639 I'm sorry. Richie was another time man, So nobody wins. 726 00:45:14.480 --> 00:45:21.400 So disappointed in this the one I ended on lindsay 727 00:45:22.599 --> 00:45:25.159 Oh that way. 728 00:45:26.400 --> 00:45:28.760 Oh, this is a lady that sings like a goat. 729 00:45:29.280 --> 00:45:32.719 And I took my love and I took it down. 730 00:45:34.400 --> 00:45:37.920 And that's about as far as I can get without frown. Yeah. 731 00:45:38.800 --> 00:45:43.360 Yeah, Fleetwood Mac is the artist is the song in 732 00:45:43.440 --> 00:45:43.920 the slide. 733 00:45:44.519 --> 00:45:48.280 Yeah, These were the two for GIMPI first one. 734 00:45:49.320 --> 00:45:55.599 Yeah, this band, uh they their bust drove across apparently. Yeah, 735 00:45:55.880 --> 00:46:01.320 yeah that's true. You can't. This musical group was driving 736 00:46:01.480 --> 00:46:04.880 their bus over a bridge in Chicago and released the 737 00:46:05.440 --> 00:46:07.559 toilet over a bunch of tourists that were on a 738 00:46:07.599 --> 00:46:10.719 boat underneath the bridge that they didn't know about. These 739 00:46:10.800 --> 00:46:13.920 are the little and the songs about these little bugs 740 00:46:13.960 --> 00:46:16.320 that will take your watermelon away on a pank on 741 00:46:16.400 --> 00:46:22.599 a picnic, and uh, it's about the month between February 742 00:46:22.599 --> 00:46:23.800 and April. There you go. 743 00:46:25.679 --> 00:46:26.480 And marching. 744 00:46:26.719 --> 00:46:27.760 Yeah, good job. 745 00:46:28.199 --> 00:46:28.920 And then this one. 746 00:46:30.280 --> 00:46:41.440 Yeah, keep on bringing DJ Lethal Westmoreland. Yeah, they're having 747 00:46:41.480 --> 00:46:45.119 a comeback right now. I can't figure out why, but 748 00:46:45.199 --> 00:46:50.639 they're having to comeback now. Yeah. Chocolate Starfish and uh 749 00:46:52.199 --> 00:46:55.119 favor hot dog flavored Water was one of their albums. 750 00:46:56.239 --> 00:47:02.079 Yeah, keep biscuit enrolling, which we may do here in 751 00:47:02.119 --> 00:47:05.519 a minute, because I do like that song, right, you 752 00:47:05.639 --> 00:47:06.119 and me both. 753 00:47:06.199 --> 00:47:08.199 I can't explain it. My name is a Chad, but 754 00:47:08.320 --> 00:47:10.199 I do love it. All right. 755 00:47:10.519 --> 00:47:13.599 So the record continues to be well, I'm still in 756 00:47:13.679 --> 00:47:16.840 a league with eight, Wendsy still has six, and you still. 757 00:47:16.679 --> 00:47:18.559 Have to see what Gimpie has in his four x 758 00:47:18.599 --> 00:47:21.880 four well and here the sen. 759 00:47:21.840 --> 00:47:24.599 Comm announces new strikes against Iran and a post on 760 00:47:25.079 --> 00:47:27.400 x because everything's done on social media nowadays. 761 00:47:28.039 --> 00:47:30.639 US Central Command says it began. 762 00:47:30.639 --> 00:47:35.280 Conducting strikes Monday afternoon at the direction of President Trump. 763 00:47:35.639 --> 00:47:40.079 Sentcom said the strikes were designed to further degrade Iranian 764 00:47:40.199 --> 00:47:42.639 military capabilities used to attack. 765 00:47:42.440 --> 00:47:44.639 Commercial shipping in the straight of Hoor moves. 766 00:47:45.239 --> 00:47:49.880 Meanwhile, President Trump will attend the dignified transfer of two 767 00:47:50.039 --> 00:47:53.679 US soldiers and are killed in Iranian attacks and Jordan 768 00:47:53.760 --> 00:47:57.239 over the weekend. The dignified transfer will take place at 769 00:47:57.320 --> 00:48:01.519 Dover Air Force Base today and truth social post Trump 770 00:48:01.599 --> 00:48:06.280 said every time Iran kills an American soldier, they will. 771 00:48:06.280 --> 00:48:11.280 Pay for that killing many times over. Haig Seth is 772 00:48:11.360 --> 00:48:14.039 to testify before Senate Committee Old. 773 00:48:13.960 --> 00:48:18.639 Pete Pete Hegseeth is expected to be joined by Joint 774 00:48:18.800 --> 00:48:23.320 Chiefs Chair General Don Dan Kane at the hearing before 775 00:48:23.400 --> 00:48:25.000 the Senate Appropriations Committee. 776 00:48:25.039 --> 00:48:26.639 The hearing concerns. 777 00:48:26.239 --> 00:48:30.039 President Trump's supplemental funding package to cover the costs of 778 00:48:30.159 --> 00:48:35.559 the war in Iran and other emergencies. Lebanon leader is 779 00:48:35.599 --> 00:48:40.599 going to visit the White House Lebanon's President, Joseph Owen's 780 00:48:41.119 --> 00:48:43.880 visit comes during a perilous time in the Middle East, 781 00:48:43.920 --> 00:48:46.960 as US in Iran renew attacks against each other. 782 00:48:47.440 --> 00:48:49.280 The two are expected to discuss. 783 00:48:49.159 --> 00:48:53.079 The ongoing threat from Iran, banked Hasib law and own 784 00:48:53.360 --> 00:48:55.880 I think that's how he say his name. Iman is 785 00:48:55.960 --> 00:49:00.280 expected to press Trump on Israel's withdrawal from Lebanon marks 786 00:49:00.320 --> 00:49:03.920 the first visit by Lebanese president to the White House 787 00:49:04.320 --> 00:49:11.199 nearly twenty years. And then lastly here Kristin Chenowith to 788 00:49:11.400 --> 00:49:16.400 host the Christie Awards at the BAPC July twenty fifth, Corbyn, 789 00:49:16.440 --> 00:49:19.400 I know you're excited. She's been a huge advocate of BA. 790 00:49:19.599 --> 00:49:22.920 Like she's done a great job. Yeah, not forgetting Oh yeah. 791 00:49:23.639 --> 00:49:28.079 Kristin Jeniwith is celebrating eleven years of her Broadway boot Camp. 792 00:49:28.599 --> 00:49:31.440 It's called Message, it's called Now. 793 00:49:31.360 --> 00:49:32.199 I hit the wrong button. 794 00:49:32.280 --> 00:49:36.159 Okay, It's called the Christie Awards. The event will be 795 00:49:36.400 --> 00:49:42.360 filled with performances and the Magic of Broadway, which highlights 796 00:49:42.400 --> 00:49:44.840 the participants of the twenty twenty sixth boot Camp. The 797 00:49:44.960 --> 00:49:47.519 event will be held this Saturday, the twenty fifth, at 798 00:49:47.559 --> 00:49:50.360 the Broken Arrow Performing Arts Center at seven pm. 799 00:49:50.679 --> 00:49:54.039 Good morning, Corbyn. 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Listen. 808 00:50:22.320 --> 00:50:28.199 That keyword was fun fu m fun. 809 00:50:29.159 --> 00:50:31.719 Take that on over to contest AaB on the free iHeartRadio. 810 00:50:31.760 --> 00:50:33.079 Look it and get yourself a thousand dollars. 811 00:50:33.840 --> 00:50:36.719 Listener emails, you can always email us show at kmod 812 00:50:36.800 --> 00:50:39.360 dot com. Show at kmod dot com. We read an 813 00:50:39.360 --> 00:50:41.159 email on the air and then you, guys, get to 814 00:50:41.239 --> 00:50:45.079 give advice. C Email says if a woman asks you 815 00:50:45.119 --> 00:50:47.400 out at work and you say no because you're an idiot, 816 00:50:48.079 --> 00:50:50.360 and then spend the next month regretting it while watching 817 00:50:50.440 --> 00:50:54.000 her be completely fine about it, is there a version 818 00:50:54.079 --> 00:50:56.199 of going back that doesn't make you look pathetic? Because 819 00:50:56.239 --> 00:51:02.519 that's what I need to do. She is attractive, funny, 820 00:51:02.599 --> 00:51:07.199 good at her job and she picked me to go out. 821 00:51:08.079 --> 00:51:11.039 I don't have better options. I haven't had better options. 822 00:51:11.960 --> 00:51:14.239 My boy says, just tell her the truth that you 823 00:51:14.440 --> 00:51:18.199 panicked and you want to do over. My other boy says, 824 00:51:18.440 --> 00:51:23.239 never let a woman know she got to you. One 825 00:51:23.320 --> 00:51:26.639 of them is married and very single, and I'll let 826 00:51:26.639 --> 00:51:29.719 you figure out which one the advice came from. How 827 00:51:29.760 --> 00:51:32.840 do I go back without making it weird? So listen 828 00:51:32.840 --> 00:51:35.400 to email from a guy who got asked out by 829 00:51:35.440 --> 00:51:41.880 a girl at work and he said no apparently, and 830 00:51:42.800 --> 00:51:45.360 now he wants to go back and be like, takes 831 00:51:45.400 --> 00:51:47.239 these backsies, you're. 832 00:51:47.159 --> 00:51:57.719 Fuck yeah, do that? Do a share impression on the ship? Yeah, 833 00:51:57.920 --> 00:52:00.880 just make sure you wear the net stockings, the one 834 00:52:01.039 --> 00:52:01.840 piece of ribbon. 835 00:52:05.239 --> 00:52:07.360 So what do you guys think? What should he do? 836 00:52:07.559 --> 00:52:12.639 How should he go back without making it weird? And 837 00:52:14.760 --> 00:52:17.519 to me, I don't know about the advice of never 838 00:52:17.639 --> 00:52:21.840 let a woman know she got to you. That feels 839 00:52:23.159 --> 00:52:30.159 like fimphobic, like who cares? Exactly right, it ain't a war, 840 00:52:31.039 --> 00:52:33.840 not at all. Yeah. My guess is that's probably the 841 00:52:33.920 --> 00:52:37.119 single friend, right, Yeah, I don't know. 842 00:52:37.199 --> 00:52:39.599 It could be the married one that's like a miserable 843 00:52:41.519 --> 00:52:45.800 everyone knows should be miserable too, all right, but to 844 00:52:46.039 --> 00:52:50.119 not let her know she got to you. Spoiler, they 845 00:52:50.239 --> 00:52:50.719 get to you. 846 00:52:51.639 --> 00:52:55.599 They know that. Yeah, even if you're married to him. 847 00:52:55.679 --> 00:52:59.400 That sound dumb. Guys are guys think they cannot show 848 00:52:59.440 --> 00:53:05.599 a woman god to them. They know, they know, they know. 849 00:53:07.119 --> 00:53:08.880 But what should he do? How should he go back 850 00:53:09.119 --> 00:53:13.639 and try to fix this so he can go on 851 00:53:13.719 --> 00:53:15.800 a date with this girl. One thing it doesn't say 852 00:53:15.880 --> 00:53:23.639 is how long it's been. Uh, I get it says 853 00:53:23.679 --> 00:53:28.119 spend the next month regretting it? Okay, So I mean 854 00:53:28.159 --> 00:53:31.000 you could say a month. Okay, that sounds about right, 855 00:53:33.119 --> 00:53:38.039 but uh, okay, I don't know. I've never had a 856 00:53:38.119 --> 00:53:41.599 girl ask me out, to be honest with you, I've 857 00:53:41.639 --> 00:53:44.480 always had to ask them. So I believe that term 858 00:53:44.599 --> 00:53:47.519 is always the aggressor. I hear you. You make it 859 00:53:47.599 --> 00:53:55.119 sound so constant. I've also been the aggressor. Most guys 860 00:53:55.159 --> 00:53:59.960 are the aggressor. Yeah, maybe he was just taking back 861 00:54:00.159 --> 00:54:03.800 by having a competent woman approach him, that's fair. 862 00:54:04.639 --> 00:54:07.639 Or maybe he was nervous about seeing someone from work. 863 00:54:08.960 --> 00:54:13.119 That's possible too, because you know, dating at work sometimes 864 00:54:13.199 --> 00:54:16.280 it works out, sometimes it doesn't. If it doesn't work out, 865 00:54:16.960 --> 00:54:20.079 then that's that's just awkward. There, somebody's got to leave 866 00:54:20.159 --> 00:54:20.480 the job. 867 00:54:21.800 --> 00:54:23.480 Yeah, what it caused drama? 868 00:54:24.519 --> 00:54:26.760 I mean sometimes you got to tell the company that 869 00:54:26.880 --> 00:54:29.840 you're having a relationship with somebody in the office, all right, 870 00:54:30.840 --> 00:54:32.840 which is weird. Hey, did you go make a Facebook 871 00:54:32.880 --> 00:54:38.039 official with work? When Tech says definitely let her know 872 00:54:38.239 --> 00:54:40.840 she got to you. Yeah, some women do love that. 873 00:54:42.320 --> 00:54:43.880 I like a power thing, not. 874 00:54:44.000 --> 00:54:47.159 Really a power, but more of like you you own it. 875 00:54:47.440 --> 00:54:50.840 It's flattering, like it doesn't bother you. Okay, another one, 876 00:54:50.960 --> 00:54:52.960 Just go for it. I mean, what's the worst that 877 00:54:53.039 --> 00:54:55.440 could happen? She moves on and acts just fine. 878 00:54:55.519 --> 00:55:00.280 Again. I love that either something. Just be ho and 879 00:55:00.280 --> 00:55:02.840 straight up tell her you dropped the ball and now 880 00:55:02.920 --> 00:55:06.360 you realize you're in a position where you can date someone. 881 00:55:06.840 --> 00:55:08.880 I don't love this. 882 00:55:09.679 --> 00:55:15.320 Hey, a month ago, I was emotionally damaged, but now 883 00:55:15.360 --> 00:55:16.679 I'm emotionally fine. 884 00:55:17.480 --> 00:55:21.400 Don't do that. Ah, that's that's confusing. No, well, it 885 00:55:21.599 --> 00:55:27.920 just it doesn't exude confidence. I wasn't sure where I 886 00:55:28.079 --> 00:55:34.920 was emotionally. Oh did your partner die? No, I'm just scared. 887 00:55:35.199 --> 00:55:39.599 Yeah, there's nothing wrong with being emotionally available, but out 888 00:55:39.679 --> 00:55:45.360 of the shoot, right. That doesn't unless you said, hey, 889 00:55:45.480 --> 00:55:47.000 I just got out of some I don't think that's 890 00:55:47.000 --> 00:55:47.679 a good idea. 891 00:55:49.199 --> 00:55:49.519 I don't know. 892 00:55:49.719 --> 00:55:54.000 I think alluding to that in the beginning's weird. Alluding 893 00:55:54.039 --> 00:55:57.239 to that I'm emotionally damaged, right right, right right. 894 00:55:57.440 --> 00:55:59.199 If we flipped this around and it was a guy 895 00:55:59.320 --> 00:56:02.039 asking a girl and she's like, I don't know, I'm 896 00:56:02.480 --> 00:56:04.400 got may be turned on by that. If I'm being honest, 897 00:56:05.559 --> 00:56:09.159 I'll save you. I'm just saying guy would be turned 898 00:56:09.199 --> 00:56:12.119 on by that. You gotta be like, yeah, I'm getting laid. 899 00:56:13.519 --> 00:56:20.639 This girl's fragile. This is easy, settle down jjikmod dot com. 900 00:56:20.840 --> 00:56:25.079 All right, I was just gonna I just think it's 901 00:56:25.159 --> 00:56:30.000 when you put your emotional state out there in the beginning. 902 00:56:30.360 --> 00:56:32.400 I don't know if that's a good first step. Yeah, 903 00:56:32.480 --> 00:56:35.719 probably not. Now you say, hey, I changed my mind. 904 00:56:35.840 --> 00:56:37.960 Can we still go out? And she says yes, And 905 00:56:38.000 --> 00:56:40.199 then you're at dinner or whatever, she's like, hey, what happened? 906 00:56:40.880 --> 00:56:44.800 You give a brief synopsis. Don't go into the dip. No, 907 00:56:45.079 --> 00:56:47.079 let's stay on the shallow end of the pool. Don't 908 00:56:47.079 --> 00:56:50.400 start crying onto your steak. Yeah, you just say I 909 00:56:51.039 --> 00:56:54.559 just wasn't having the confidence I had before because of 910 00:56:54.599 --> 00:56:57.760 a previous relationship. But you ask me felt that gave 911 00:56:57.800 --> 00:56:59.400 me that confidence. So I wanted to come back and 912 00:56:59.440 --> 00:57:02.159 say yes, right, a month. 913 00:57:02.039 --> 00:57:04.639 Has passed by, she could be dating somebody else, right, 914 00:57:04.920 --> 00:57:06.440 that doesn't mean none, that's called dating. 915 00:57:06.639 --> 00:57:09.119 I really would. I am curious to know why he 916 00:57:09.239 --> 00:57:13.800 and he initially did turn her down? Was it because 917 00:57:13.880 --> 00:57:17.039 they worked together? Was he not attracted to her? 918 00:57:17.679 --> 00:57:17.719 Like? 919 00:57:17.840 --> 00:57:18.960 What was that reason? 920 00:57:20.000 --> 00:57:22.119 I would? I would say it was probably more. I 921 00:57:22.159 --> 00:57:23.400 don't think it's the attracted thing. 922 00:57:23.599 --> 00:57:26.159 Yeah, because he wouldn't want to be going back if 923 00:57:26.239 --> 00:57:29.800 he was not attracted to her, unless he's exhausted all option. 924 00:57:29.960 --> 00:57:32.920 He's like, well, big Birth in Accounting, he's got me. 925 00:57:34.000 --> 00:57:35.719 She wants a piece of me. I guess I'll go 926 00:57:35.880 --> 00:57:40.639 for it. And guys, much like girls, know the answer 927 00:57:41.159 --> 00:57:45.880 about individuals before it's asked. Yeah, so as you know 928 00:57:46.039 --> 00:57:50.280 big Birth in Accounting, Hey, you already know the answer 929 00:57:50.360 --> 00:57:53.599 is no. So they're not even finishing the sentence before 930 00:57:53.639 --> 00:57:57.039 you're like, ah, thanks, but no thanks. Maybe you know 931 00:57:57.119 --> 00:57:59.480 what I mean. Yeah, but this sounds like more of 932 00:57:59.559 --> 00:58:03.639 like a nerd of this response. Yeah, ah, you are 933 00:58:03.800 --> 00:58:04.320 my hands. 934 00:58:04.480 --> 00:58:07.480 And that's possible because maybe he is most as you 935 00:58:07.559 --> 00:58:11.639 put it, the aggressor, and it got him caught off guard. 936 00:58:11.800 --> 00:58:15.599 When somebody is pursuing him, he's like, woo woo, woo wooe. 937 00:58:16.440 --> 00:58:18.440 This has never happened for I do not know what 938 00:58:18.559 --> 00:58:18.719 to do. 939 00:58:19.039 --> 00:58:23.760 Most guys are turned off by confident, strong women, and 940 00:58:23.840 --> 00:58:25.639 so it probably threw him for a curve and didn't 941 00:58:25.639 --> 00:58:28.280 expect him. Maybe I don't know this textas just be 942 00:58:28.360 --> 00:58:30.880 a man and admit to her that you messed up. Yep, 943 00:58:31.519 --> 00:58:36.920 that squashes it immediately. There's no explanation needed. Yeah, and 944 00:58:37.000 --> 00:58:40.519 it's honest. I've been asked out twice and both just 945 00:58:40.559 --> 00:58:43.320 wanted free food, for me to pay free food, and 946 00:58:43.519 --> 00:58:48.639 me to pay for everything. Okay, Yeah, reasonable answer, it's 947 00:58:48.679 --> 00:58:51.960 not eighth grade. Talk to her like an adult nuclear answer. 948 00:58:52.360 --> 00:58:55.000 Show her you're interested, follow her home, stand outside her 949 00:58:55.039 --> 00:58:57.239 place all night, send her sexy lingerie at work and 950 00:58:57.320 --> 00:58:59.039 tell her you want to see it on her. Finally, 951 00:58:59.159 --> 00:59:02.840 send her a dozen of unsolicited d picts. Works every time. 952 00:59:04.719 --> 00:59:07.880 I don't know if d picts have ever worked. In 953 00:59:08.039 --> 00:59:10.840 the beginning, you gotta have them chained down for a 954 00:59:10.920 --> 00:59:12.239 while before that happens. 955 00:59:12.400 --> 00:59:15.679 I mean, if you want a trip to the HR office, sure, 956 00:59:16.840 --> 00:59:18.960 This text says, just go to her and ask her 957 00:59:18.960 --> 00:59:21.159 if the offer is still on the table, because you'd 958 00:59:21.320 --> 00:59:22.239 like to take her up on it. 959 00:59:22.480 --> 00:59:25.519 PS, gimpy, can you blame the woman ha ha ha 960 00:59:25.599 --> 00:59:33.440 ha because I got a little arm whatever, dude, is 961 00:59:33.480 --> 00:59:37.679 it ha ha ha ha? Or is it ha ha 962 00:59:38.719 --> 00:59:43.679 ha ha? I'm just saying that, like in texting, wouldn't 963 00:59:43.719 --> 00:59:47.800 one ha suffice? I think so yes? Or can you 964 00:59:47.840 --> 00:59:48.599 do an lo o L? 965 00:59:49.159 --> 00:59:51.159 Do we have to have? Ha ha ha ha ha. 966 00:59:51.519 --> 00:59:53.719 I think an lol would be all right? Don't know, 967 00:59:54.280 --> 00:59:57.440 aren't hahaha? Like exclamation marks? We just need one? Yeah, 968 00:59:58.480 --> 01:00:00.360 that sounds like a little more like a a fran 969 01:00:00.480 --> 01:00:01.559 dresser kind of you know. 970 01:00:04.119 --> 01:00:07.079 Yeah, Lindsay's so excited she gets to pull out her 971 01:00:07.119 --> 01:00:09.199 one impression exactly. 972 01:00:10.239 --> 01:00:14.880 Fresh. Normally we need a response out of you. It 973 01:00:14.920 --> 01:00:18.559 takes a little longer, but that one unholstered it fast. 974 01:00:19.840 --> 01:00:21.719 This Actually I tried to give my advice, but you know, 975 01:00:22.039 --> 01:00:24.239 I'm an ugly and single for life, so my advice 976 01:00:24.639 --> 01:00:32.159 probably isn't the best to listen to. All the days 977 01:00:32.199 --> 01:00:33.679 you never bring up a surprise, you don't know what 978 01:00:33.760 --> 01:00:40.840 fran dresser day is. Listen heer email from a guy 979 01:00:40.920 --> 01:00:43.840 who says that he got asked out from a girl 980 01:00:44.000 --> 01:00:48.480 at work and he said no, and she's attractive and funny, 981 01:00:48.559 --> 01:00:50.840 good at her job. She picked me to go out 982 01:00:51.440 --> 01:00:53.800 and I handed it back like I had better options. 983 01:00:53.800 --> 01:00:56.599 I don't have better options. I haven't had better options 984 01:00:56.639 --> 01:00:59.840 for years. My boys say, just tell her the truth, 985 01:01:00.039 --> 01:01:02.079 but I panicked and want to do over. My other 986 01:01:02.480 --> 01:01:04.960 boy says, never let a woman know she got to you. 987 01:01:05.960 --> 01:01:08.239 How do I go back without making it weird? 988 01:01:09.079 --> 01:01:14.760 Lindsey, I think it doesn't have to be weird at all. 989 01:01:16.119 --> 01:01:20.000 It's weird that you're thinking it is weird. Just go 990 01:01:20.320 --> 01:01:23.519 and simply just say to her, Hey, does your offer 991 01:01:23.639 --> 01:01:28.239 still stand? Because if it does, I'm interested. Can I 992 01:01:28.480 --> 01:01:32.880 take you out? Ask her out this time? And if 993 01:01:32.920 --> 01:01:36.719 she says why the change of heart, just simply be 994 01:01:36.840 --> 01:01:40.480 honest or or lie and just say, you know, I 995 01:01:41.039 --> 01:01:45.159 didn't know if we should since we work together, if 996 01:01:45.159 --> 01:01:48.400 we should be going out. But now that I've gotten 997 01:01:48.440 --> 01:01:54.239 to know you more, yeah, I'm I'm interested. So yeah, 998 01:01:54.400 --> 01:01:56.159 definitely just ask her out. 999 01:01:57.400 --> 01:02:00.960 GIMPI It's not gonna be weird, It's only weird if 1000 01:02:00.960 --> 01:02:03.559 you make it weird, right, and that's that goes for 1001 01:02:03.599 --> 01:02:06.000 a lot of things in life. It's only weird if 1002 01:02:06.039 --> 01:02:08.800 you make it weird. You go go back to her 1003 01:02:08.840 --> 01:02:12.480 and be like, hey, how'd you like to go out 1004 01:02:12.519 --> 01:02:16.079 some time? You know, he caught me off guard, kind 1005 01:02:16.119 --> 01:02:19.840 of froze, didn't know what to do, but uh, I 1006 01:02:19.960 --> 01:02:22.760 pulled pulled my head up, and uh, I'd like to 1007 01:02:22.800 --> 01:02:26.119 take you out sometime. Or you can simply say, ah, 1008 01:02:27.119 --> 01:02:30.639 the hot chick I was going for didn't didn't my hand, so. 1009 01:02:32.239 --> 01:02:35.599 So here I am ready to settle. I don't know, 1010 01:02:36.320 --> 01:02:37.920 but ultimately a second place. 1011 01:02:38.360 --> 01:02:42.079 Right, Ultimately, in the end, he ain't nothing wrong with 1012 01:02:42.199 --> 01:02:45.719 going back, and they ain't gonna be weird. Okay, again, 1013 01:02:45.760 --> 01:02:47.159 it's only weird if you make it weird. Just go 1014 01:02:47.280 --> 01:02:49.239 back and talk to her and ask her out. 1015 01:02:49.440 --> 01:02:54.280 Be done with it. I think when you don't know 1016 01:02:54.599 --> 01:02:58.960 what to do, the answer is weight to me. When 1017 01:02:58.960 --> 01:03:02.320 an answer isn't clear, it's always then wait until the 1018 01:03:02.360 --> 01:03:09.039 answer is clear. And so I propose waiting for a 1019 01:03:09.199 --> 01:03:15.039 social opportunity, so you don't walk in she's in between 1020 01:03:15.119 --> 01:03:20.199 zoom meetings, or she's trying to get that TPS report 1021 01:03:20.280 --> 01:03:23.239 in you know what I mean. So if you're at 1022 01:03:23.280 --> 01:03:27.079 a company treat thing or a company lunch thing, it's 1023 01:03:27.119 --> 01:03:29.000 a little more her guards, a little more down, and 1024 01:03:29.000 --> 01:03:30.800 it isn't like wait, what what are we doing? Yeah? 1025 01:03:31.519 --> 01:03:36.079 Wait till she's been drinking at the Christmas party. Maybe Hey, 1026 01:03:36.199 --> 01:03:37.760 you know what, I thought? It was awesome You asked 1027 01:03:37.800 --> 01:03:43.400 me out, and I'd stupidly said no. I should have 1028 01:03:43.440 --> 01:03:46.360 said yes. If that opportunity still exists, I would love 1029 01:03:46.440 --> 01:03:47.280 to take you out. 1030 01:03:49.519 --> 01:03:52.159 It's already social, it's already expected, like people are going 1031 01:03:52.199 --> 01:03:56.000 to talk about stuff rather than you know, she's trying 1032 01:03:56.039 --> 01:03:59.320 to decide who to fire, and you're in there like, hey, 1033 01:04:00.559 --> 01:04:02.039 remember when you asked me out? 1034 01:04:04.760 --> 01:04:08.079 That is my idea. Let it simmer a little bit, 1035 01:04:08.800 --> 01:04:14.880 right now, you have something called regret. Yeah, and sometimes 1036 01:04:15.000 --> 01:04:21.960 those things pass us by and they're gone forever proof. Yeah, man, 1037 01:04:22.719 --> 01:04:25.239 act fast, especially if it's a place that you don't 1038 01:04:25.239 --> 01:04:27.679 care about, like you're like, this is a stepping stone career. 1039 01:04:28.239 --> 01:04:30.480 I'm only at this place to get to the next level. Okay, 1040 01:04:30.880 --> 01:04:33.320 Then I don't know if you should be following the 1041 01:04:33.360 --> 01:04:35.400 don't date at work thing, Yeah, go for it. Then 1042 01:04:36.119 --> 01:04:37.960 if it's the place you're trying to put your roots 1043 01:04:38.000 --> 01:04:39.639 down and this is your career. 1044 01:04:40.440 --> 01:04:44.280 Don't do that unless she's the boss, don't do that, 1045 01:04:44.519 --> 01:04:51.199 then do it. No, solidify your place at work. Definitely, 1046 01:04:51.360 --> 01:04:55.880 don't date the boss and then go to HR. 1047 01:04:57.519 --> 01:05:02.679 Saying they tried to control you and Sue, I don't 1048 01:05:02.679 --> 01:05:06.280 know if that's a good lifelong relationship. Build her with her. 1049 01:05:08.079 --> 01:05:10.360 It's not all Steve Correll and what's her name in 1050 01:05:10.400 --> 01:05:13.679 the office? Yeah, right, and her candle company. All right, 1051 01:05:13.920 --> 01:05:15.719 we got to take a break. Listener emails, you can 1052 01:05:15.719 --> 01:05:19.199 always email us show at kmod dot com. This email says, 1053 01:05:20.199 --> 01:05:23.280 I just caught my husband twenty minutes ago. The bathroom 1054 01:05:23.360 --> 01:05:26.360 door was locked, his phone was in his hand, and 1055 01:05:26.480 --> 01:05:30.400 I'm not naive. I know what was happening before anyone 1056 01:05:30.480 --> 01:05:34.000 says anything. We have a good marriage, we have sex regularly. 1057 01:05:34.519 --> 01:05:37.480 This wasn't some desperate thing on his end. So why 1058 01:05:37.519 --> 01:05:42.000 does it feel like something I did wrong. I'm already 1059 01:05:42.079 --> 01:05:44.199 trying to make this about me, and I hate that. 1060 01:05:44.760 --> 01:05:46.719 But now I'm sitting on the couch and he just 1061 01:05:46.960 --> 01:05:49.559 came out kissed me on the head like nothing happened. 1062 01:05:49.920 --> 01:05:53.039 And I went to get water and I smiled back, 1063 01:05:53.199 --> 01:05:56.119 like a person who doesn't know what I know. How 1064 01:05:56.159 --> 01:05:59.039 are people supposed to just carry this information around like 1065 01:05:59.159 --> 01:06:02.800 it's normal, because nothing about this feels normal right now. 1066 01:06:03.719 --> 01:06:09.239 I guess they're alluding that their husband was masturbating. 1067 01:06:09.480 --> 01:06:12.440 That's what I'm trying to figure out, was he Was 1068 01:06:12.920 --> 01:06:16.320 he masturbating vigorously or was he on the phone with 1069 01:06:16.440 --> 01:06:18.960 another woman? She doesn't say that in the email. She 1070 01:06:19.159 --> 01:06:21.760 just caught him in the bathroom with his phone in 1071 01:06:21.840 --> 01:06:25.239 his hand, and only his phone in his hand. 1072 01:06:27.320 --> 01:06:29.280 Well, right now, we don't know that. 1073 01:06:29.719 --> 01:06:34.480 We could definitely go through the details on the possibilities 1074 01:06:34.519 --> 01:06:35.239 of all those things. 1075 01:06:35.440 --> 01:06:39.320 Yeah, but there's a lot left out there that would 1076 01:06:39.519 --> 01:06:40.159 really help. 1077 01:06:41.239 --> 01:06:45.000 Well for me is how long was he in there? 1078 01:06:47.239 --> 01:06:50.400 Why would that matter if he was in there thirty minutes? 1079 01:06:50.519 --> 01:06:50.840 Uh huh? 1080 01:06:51.519 --> 01:06:54.880 What's he doing? He's taking a halfy dump scrolling on TikTok. 1081 01:06:55.000 --> 01:06:56.159 It could be constanpede. 1082 01:06:56.280 --> 01:06:58.559 Nobody needs to sit on the toilet thirty minutes. No, 1083 01:06:58.880 --> 01:07:01.559 But if your doom scroll one exactly, do you get 1084 01:07:01.599 --> 01:07:03.639 stuck there for a little while? Yep? Or if you're 1085 01:07:03.639 --> 01:07:06.599 stuck in a YouTube tutorial, you know you're in him 1086 01:07:06.639 --> 01:07:07.199 watching it. 1087 01:07:07.639 --> 01:07:10.480 And now she said the door was locked, so he 1088 01:07:10.800 --> 01:07:14.320 was either crapping or masturbating. 1089 01:07:14.480 --> 01:07:16.840 I find this. I have an interesting survey question and 1090 01:07:16.880 --> 01:07:18.480 I want people to answer yes or no to this. 1091 01:07:19.800 --> 01:07:21.559 When you go to the bathroom in your house, do 1092 01:07:21.639 --> 01:07:26.320 you lock the door, Lindsey, No, Gimby. When people are 1093 01:07:26.360 --> 01:07:28.280 in your house and you go to the bathroom, do 1094 01:07:28.360 --> 01:07:29.519 you lock the door? No? 1095 01:07:29.760 --> 01:07:33.400 I do not ask to risk dot dot dot. My 1096 01:07:33.519 --> 01:07:37.639 girl does when she comes over jam did it on vacation? 1097 01:07:38.039 --> 01:07:38.840 Locks me out. 1098 01:07:40.199 --> 01:07:44.360 And I'm like, Okay, that's it's your thing. Sure what 1099 01:07:44.480 --> 01:07:44.960 you want to do. 1100 01:07:45.119 --> 01:07:47.920 I'm not gonna I'm not gonna question it, right, no judgment. 1101 01:07:48.039 --> 01:07:50.840 I think it's weird. I don't lock the door. But 1102 01:07:51.159 --> 01:07:52.800 with that being said, I was thinking, as you just 1103 01:07:52.840 --> 01:07:54.840 said that about your girl, I don't know if my 1104 01:07:54.960 --> 01:07:55.599 wife does that. 1105 01:07:55.719 --> 01:07:57.960 I don't know if my wife locks the door. I've 1106 01:07:58.079 --> 01:08:01.960 never went to the bathroom the wa water closet, you know, right, 1107 01:08:02.079 --> 01:08:04.519 because I'm rich, so I have a separate room for 1108 01:08:04.599 --> 01:08:09.159 the toilet. I've never went and jangled the door to 1109 01:08:09.199 --> 01:08:10.000 see if it's locked. 1110 01:08:10.320 --> 01:08:11.840 Because you respect her privacy. 1111 01:08:12.800 --> 01:08:14.840 I'm just one of those people that if you're deucing 1112 01:08:15.400 --> 01:08:17.640 you don't. I don't need me knocking on the door, 1113 01:08:18.199 --> 01:08:19.880 right because I hate it when people do it to me. 1114 01:08:21.199 --> 01:08:25.159 And in Ghimbie's girlfriend's defense, she has littles at home 1115 01:08:25.680 --> 01:08:28.680 who probably don't respect her privacy and that's why icks 1116 01:08:28.760 --> 01:08:29.039 the door. 1117 01:08:29.159 --> 01:08:32.279 I have littles, You have littles. Yeah, and when she 1118 01:08:32.399 --> 01:08:34.319 comes over there are noble and young kids. 1119 01:08:34.600 --> 01:08:35.840 Sure, but it's out of habit. 1120 01:08:36.319 --> 01:08:38.479 That very well could be, or she does want me 1121 01:08:38.560 --> 01:08:38.840 go in it. 1122 01:08:38.960 --> 01:08:41.319 But the thing about it is, though, if I gotta go, 1123 01:08:42.119 --> 01:08:44.199 you know, if I only had the one bathroom, I'm 1124 01:08:44.319 --> 01:08:46.439 falling right behind you because I got to go. I 1125 01:08:46.479 --> 01:08:50.760 almost smell that stak anyway, right, So I kind of 1126 01:08:50.800 --> 01:08:52.159 get where she's at why she does it. 1127 01:08:53.000 --> 01:08:55.279 But it's your thing. White people lock it. I don't care. 1128 01:08:55.439 --> 01:08:59.000 It's it's just when you're in a secure relationship and 1129 01:08:59.079 --> 01:09:02.000 we're exchanging bodily fluids. This doesn't feel like a giant 1130 01:09:02.079 --> 01:09:04.479 boundary to me. No, it shouldn't. But if it is 1131 01:09:04.560 --> 01:09:07.720 for you, that's fine. Again, no judgment. I'm just curious 1132 01:09:07.720 --> 01:09:10.880 about the locking the door thing. Yeah. There, you could 1133 01:09:10.960 --> 01:09:13.439 make an argument that if the door's being locked, then 1134 01:09:13.520 --> 01:09:15.560 there is some sort of secrecy happening. 1135 01:09:16.000 --> 01:09:19.439 Right, that's another thing that we should I wish this 1136 01:09:19.560 --> 01:09:23.760 email included. Does he normally lock the door? You know, 1137 01:09:23.920 --> 01:09:26.239 because if this is like a first time ever, I 1138 01:09:26.279 --> 01:09:30.439 could see where her concern would be. Yeah, but but 1139 01:09:30.560 --> 01:09:33.880 she said that he she opened up the door and 1140 01:09:33.960 --> 01:09:37.000 saw him with a phone in hand, right, So he 1141 01:09:37.079 --> 01:09:40.640 didn't have a locked door. I mean maybe she tried 1142 01:09:40.680 --> 01:09:42.079 to do it and then he unlocked the door and 1143 01:09:42.159 --> 01:09:44.239 opened it. And that's I mean, again, she's not giving 1144 01:09:44.319 --> 01:09:46.600 us a ton of details, so it is possible that 1145 01:09:46.800 --> 01:09:48.520 the door got opened at some point. 1146 01:09:49.000 --> 01:09:49.199 Yeah. 1147 01:09:50.159 --> 01:09:52.800 I honestly don't know many people that don't go to 1148 01:09:52.880 --> 01:09:54.199 the bathroom without their phone. 1149 01:09:55.960 --> 01:10:01.119 I mean, I'm either taking a book, I'm taking my phone. Yeah, right, right, 1150 01:10:02.159 --> 01:10:07.359 depends on how long you're gonna be there. Uh, this 1151 01:10:07.479 --> 01:10:10.439 says uh. I just want to make sure we're doing 1152 01:10:10.479 --> 01:10:13.239 this on the right ones here. Sounds normal to me. 1153 01:10:14.000 --> 01:10:16.119 Calm down, Cheating Horny's probably just rubbing one out. Get 1154 01:10:16.159 --> 01:10:21.680 over yourself. If he is masturbating, should she get over herself? 1155 01:10:23.000 --> 01:10:25.560 If he is, like that whole topic in general about 1156 01:10:25.560 --> 01:10:28.239 your partner masturbating, should she just get over herself? 1157 01:10:29.039 --> 01:10:31.119 The fact that she said that we have sex on 1158 01:10:31.199 --> 01:10:34.439 a regular basis. Yeah, get over yourself. 1159 01:10:34.800 --> 01:10:39.479 Gippi, I think regardless, Yeah, get over yourself. People do it, 1160 01:10:39.640 --> 01:10:41.520 It happens, people do it at different times. 1161 01:10:42.560 --> 01:10:45.520 H So I'm sure she does it too, even though 1162 01:10:46.079 --> 01:10:49.000 they have sex on the rag. What's on the rig 1163 01:10:49.119 --> 01:10:50.000 for you? You know? 1164 01:10:50.560 --> 01:10:53.520 Is it is it five days a week? Is it 1165 01:10:53.720 --> 01:10:56.239 seven days a week? Or is it you know, every 1166 01:10:56.359 --> 01:10:59.319 other day? Yeah, you know, and and that just that 1167 01:10:59.479 --> 01:11:01.199 every other day don't work for him. 1168 01:11:03.239 --> 01:11:06.640 I was listening to this podcast and they were talking 1169 01:11:06.680 --> 01:11:10.000 about normal and that there was this seventeen hundreds French 1170 01:11:10.000 --> 01:11:11.720 philosopher and he wrote down a bunch of normals and 1171 01:11:11.760 --> 01:11:15.600 one of them was, if to show that you are 1172 01:11:16.720 --> 01:11:20.039 sophisticated and well off, your teeth aren't white, they're dark, 1173 01:11:20.079 --> 01:11:23.079 and people would rub stuff right bizarre. Another one that 1174 01:11:23.279 --> 01:11:25.239 when someone died, you would grind up their bones and 1175 01:11:25.279 --> 01:11:27.000 put it in wine and you would drink that wine 1176 01:11:27.079 --> 01:11:30.319 on their Again. The reaction you're having, I feel is normal, 1177 01:11:30.920 --> 01:11:35.279 but then you hear what ours are normal? Sitting on 1178 01:11:35.359 --> 01:11:38.840 the toilet more than working out, sitting at a desk 1179 01:11:38.960 --> 01:11:41.560 eight hours a day, putting forty hours a week, in 1180 01:11:42.159 --> 01:11:45.399 being overweight. Right, like all these things. When you hear those, 1181 01:11:45.479 --> 01:11:51.159 you go, so normal is very interesting, especially the time continuum, 1182 01:11:51.199 --> 01:11:54.560 But so normal to Gimpey's point is if it's eight, 1183 01:11:55.159 --> 01:11:57.079 you know, two times a week, that could be normal 1184 01:11:57.119 --> 01:12:00.800 to her, but he may need more, says, sounds like 1185 01:12:00.880 --> 01:12:03.159 he's watching porn for me. In my opinion, he's doing 1186 01:12:03.199 --> 01:12:05.399 it because there are things that she doesn't do that 1187 01:12:05.560 --> 01:12:06.760 he sees in pornography. 1188 01:12:07.920 --> 01:12:11.560 Perhaps not everybody watches porn for the reason you do 1189 01:12:11.680 --> 01:12:13.000 as an individual, right. 1190 01:12:13.680 --> 01:12:17.319 And not everyone watches porn when they're going to the bathroom. 1191 01:12:18.239 --> 01:12:21.720 Here, I should go to the bathroom to watch porn 1192 01:12:22.319 --> 01:12:25.399 to get that get that privacy because you got a 1193 01:12:25.439 --> 01:12:27.880 house full of kids and an old lady in there. 1194 01:12:28.039 --> 01:12:31.279 He could be gambling while in the bathroom. He could 1195 01:12:31.319 --> 01:12:33.479 be playing a different game or something, you know what 1196 01:12:33.560 --> 01:12:34.680 I mean. He could have been. 1197 01:12:34.560 --> 01:12:39.119 Picking out their anniversary gift. There you go, he did 1198 01:12:39.159 --> 01:12:41.840 it was but it's a different time. I spend an 1199 01:12:41.880 --> 01:12:43.880 hour on the toilet every day. I have stomach issues. 1200 01:12:44.000 --> 01:12:47.840 If you spend the hour on the toilet every day, 1201 01:12:47.880 --> 01:12:52.159 like is that cumulative or like our sessions if you 1202 01:12:52.239 --> 01:12:54.279 are sitting on the toilet an hour one. How do 1203 01:12:54.359 --> 01:12:57.880 you walk because I am like a baby deer after it? Yeah, 1204 01:12:57.960 --> 01:12:58.560 twenty minutes. 1205 01:12:58.640 --> 01:13:02.159 Stand up at Paul right, Yeah, but then you need 1206 01:13:02.239 --> 01:13:06.840 to see a doctor for real. Sometimes maybe he gets 1207 01:13:06.880 --> 01:13:09.520 the urge to watch porn and feed the geese. Nothing 1208 01:13:09.600 --> 01:13:14.239 to do with her, feed the geese. Let your husband 1209 01:13:14.359 --> 01:13:15.000 go to the bathroom. 1210 01:13:15.119 --> 01:13:16.000 Piece Listen. 1211 01:13:16.079 --> 01:13:18.359 It's embarrassing to say you have poison ivy down there 1212 01:13:18.520 --> 01:13:20.600 and a guy can't look up a YouTube video on 1213 01:13:20.680 --> 01:13:22.640 how to treat it while scratching so itchy. 1214 01:13:22.680 --> 01:13:28.199 Give him a break. It's only natural. Maybe he just 1215 01:13:28.600 --> 01:13:31.319 needed he just needed a release. It's not a big deal. 1216 01:13:32.439 --> 01:13:34.439 I don't even get to close the door in the 1217 01:13:34.479 --> 01:13:36.960 bathroom at my house because of the three and one 1218 01:13:37.039 --> 01:13:39.520 year old kids. I don't know how they know every 1219 01:13:39.560 --> 01:13:41.079 time I go to sit on the toilet, but they do. 1220 01:13:42.359 --> 01:13:45.199 I only lock it if company is over. Does your 1221 01:13:45.239 --> 01:13:49.439 company just barrel through doors right like you got company over? 1222 01:13:49.560 --> 01:13:52.039 They know that you've gone to the bathroom. 1223 01:13:52.119 --> 01:13:55.560 You might need to change friends. If your friends are 1224 01:13:55.640 --> 01:13:58.800 just barreling into your bathroom, doube, Hey, well you doing 1225 01:13:58.880 --> 01:13:59.159 in there? 1226 01:13:59.279 --> 01:14:05.520 I need some more punch? Help yourself. Damn, can't you 1227 01:14:05.640 --> 01:14:09.199 see I'm occupied. Reasonable answer. You're making some pretty big 1228 01:14:09.239 --> 01:14:12.119 assumptions unless you think he was talking to someone else. 1229 01:14:12.399 --> 01:14:14.520 Whatever he was doing has nothing to do with you. 1230 01:14:15.159 --> 01:14:18.760 Let it go. Nuclear answer. Those doors locks are nothing. 1231 01:14:19.119 --> 01:14:21.439 You can easily pop it open. Next time he's in 1232 01:14:21.560 --> 01:14:24.399 there with the door locked, get in there. Give him 1233 01:14:24.439 --> 01:14:28.000 a hand with whatever he's up to. What if he's cheating, 1234 01:14:29.279 --> 01:14:32.319 she's definitely a cheating horror run bro after you're done. 1235 01:14:32.359 --> 01:14:37.560 Of course, what he was masturbating to is a bigger issue. 1236 01:14:38.159 --> 01:14:40.960 Everyone rubs one out. It's normal. Maybe you should try it. 1237 01:14:43.359 --> 01:14:45.760 Thank you for saying that again, because I don't agree. 1238 01:14:46.600 --> 01:14:49.479 I mean, unless it involves children, you know, I could 1239 01:14:49.520 --> 01:14:54.279 see that word, that would be the issue. But if sure, criminals, yeah, criminal, 1240 01:14:55.079 --> 01:14:57.439 If he was just looking at fat chicks, whatever it is, 1241 01:14:57.520 --> 01:14:58.000 what it is. 1242 01:14:58.840 --> 01:15:00.720 As a health this would be last we'll get advice. 1243 01:15:00.760 --> 01:15:02.720 As the health class teacher told us in eighth grade, 1244 01:15:02.920 --> 01:15:05.880 masturbation is normal. If you don't find it normal, I'm 1245 01:15:05.920 --> 01:15:08.880 guessing you were raised to see sexual acts as shameful. 1246 01:15:09.359 --> 01:15:11.840 This is a you problem, man, not a Hymn problem. 1247 01:15:12.239 --> 01:15:14.760 Try therapy to work it out. If it bothers you 1248 01:15:14.880 --> 01:15:17.520 so much, there is a reason, likely from childhood, that 1249 01:15:17.560 --> 01:15:20.520 you believe your husband masturbating is your fault. Lots of 1250 01:15:20.560 --> 01:15:22.720 women are raised to believe that your man's sexual life 1251 01:15:22.800 --> 01:15:27.960 is your problem. Well that's far too adult for this conversation. 1252 01:15:28.159 --> 01:15:33.119 So listener. Email from somebody who says that they caught 1253 01:15:33.119 --> 01:15:36.279 their husband twenty minutes ago bathroom door locked, phone in hand. 1254 01:15:36.319 --> 01:15:38.520 And I'm not naive. I know what was happening. And 1255 01:15:38.600 --> 01:15:41.079 before anyone says anything, we have a good marriage, we 1256 01:15:41.159 --> 01:15:44.640 have sex regularly. This wasn't some desperate thing on his inn. 1257 01:15:44.680 --> 01:15:47.359 And so why does it feel like something I did wrong? 1258 01:15:47.720 --> 01:15:49.520 My brain is already trying to make this about me, 1259 01:15:49.720 --> 01:15:52.239 and I hate that. How are people supposed to just 1260 01:15:52.279 --> 01:15:55.039 carry this information around like it's normal, because nothing about 1261 01:15:55.079 --> 01:15:57.199 this feels normal right now, Lindsay. 1262 01:15:58.039 --> 01:16:01.600 I think the nail on the head was hit when 1263 01:16:02.000 --> 01:16:04.600 that textter said. As the health class teacher told us 1264 01:16:04.640 --> 01:16:07.199 all in eighth grade that masturbation is normal, I'm not 1265 01:16:07.359 --> 01:16:10.520 convinced that he was in the bathroom masturbating. And if 1266 01:16:10.560 --> 01:16:13.560 he was, who cares. It has nothing to do with you. 1267 01:16:15.039 --> 01:16:17.880 It was all on him. Maybe he just assumed you 1268 01:16:17.960 --> 01:16:20.840 were busy, and maybe he just wanted to get it 1269 01:16:20.920 --> 01:16:23.920 done and over with right away. It has nothing to 1270 01:16:24.199 --> 01:16:28.600 do with you. It was just for him in that moment. 1271 01:16:30.119 --> 01:16:36.239 Don't worry about it, plain and simple and like this Texter, 1272 01:16:37.800 --> 01:16:42.720 get a hobby woman, like, just get over it. It's fine, 1273 01:16:44.239 --> 01:16:46.680 Everything's gonna be just fine. 1274 01:16:48.520 --> 01:16:48.800 Give me. 1275 01:16:50.239 --> 01:16:52.560 I am stuck on the part of this email where 1276 01:16:52.640 --> 01:16:56.760 she says she caught him twenty minutes ago in the 1277 01:16:56.920 --> 01:16:59.880 bathroom with the door locked and his phone is hand 1278 01:17:00.039 --> 01:17:03.680 in his hand. How does she even know that if 1279 01:17:03.720 --> 01:17:06.640 the door's locked, how does she know that the phone 1280 01:17:06.680 --> 01:17:09.039 in hand was She's sitting there waiting patiently at the 1281 01:17:09.079 --> 01:17:12.199 door for him to exit the bathroom and then click, click, 1282 01:17:12.439 --> 01:17:13.159 open the door. 1283 01:17:13.359 --> 01:17:14.680 There he is with phone in hand. 1284 01:17:15.600 --> 01:17:18.119 How does she know there's a nanny cam in the bathroom? 1285 01:17:18.359 --> 01:17:20.760 Now, that's weird. That's an impatient privacy. You can't do 1286 01:17:20.880 --> 01:17:21.479 that right. 1287 01:17:23.239 --> 01:17:26.479 Everybody's jumping to masturbation. And that probably is the case. 1288 01:17:27.359 --> 01:17:30.399 Probably not, though I don't know. There's a lot in 1289 01:17:30.479 --> 01:17:34.800 this email that we're we're missing here. Okay, he could 1290 01:17:34.840 --> 01:17:39.039 have been watching TikTok videos. He could have been scrolling Doom, 1291 01:17:39.119 --> 01:17:42.199 scrolling Facebook. Sure, he could have been tugging on it 1292 01:17:42.319 --> 01:17:45.520 all right, There's a number of things, but in the end, 1293 01:17:46.319 --> 01:17:51.600 in the end, he was in his bathroom doing his 1294 01:17:51.760 --> 01:17:53.000 business or whatever. 1295 01:17:52.800 --> 01:17:57.479 He wanted to do. Sure, he had the door locked. Again, 1296 01:17:58.039 --> 01:17:59.680 is this the first time he's ever locked the door 1297 01:17:59.720 --> 01:18:01.680 while he's in the bathroom or is this a normal 1298 01:18:01.760 --> 01:18:03.880 thing for him? These are things that we don't know. 1299 01:18:05.560 --> 01:18:10.600 But with all that being said, if it bothers you, 1300 01:18:11.119 --> 01:18:14.319 ask him about it, you may or may not get 1301 01:18:14.399 --> 01:18:16.640 the answer you're looking for. You may or may not 1302 01:18:16.760 --> 01:18:19.640 get the truth, but clearly it bothers you. And if 1303 01:18:19.680 --> 01:18:22.840 you guys have such a good relationship, as she says 1304 01:18:22.920 --> 01:18:26.000 in the email, then it shouldn't be a problem of 1305 01:18:26.159 --> 01:18:30.439 her being like, hey, you know the day you're in 1306 01:18:30.479 --> 01:18:32.680 the bathroom with the door locked, and as I sat 1307 01:18:32.760 --> 01:18:34.600 there on the bed waiting for you and it finally 1308 01:18:34.680 --> 01:18:36.039 opened up, you had your phone in your hand. 1309 01:18:36.760 --> 01:18:40.079 What was that all about? And let's go from there. 1310 01:18:45.319 --> 01:18:47.279 It can be a problem for you if if this, 1311 01:18:47.520 --> 01:18:52.239 if masturbating your partner, masturbating is an issue and you've 1312 01:18:52.319 --> 01:18:55.079 never talked about it, how would he know. I'm not 1313 01:18:55.159 --> 01:18:58.640 saying it's logical, but if you want French toast every morning. 1314 01:18:58.720 --> 01:19:00.760 Find the person that's gonna make you French host every morning. 1315 01:19:01.479 --> 01:19:03.399 If you want your partner not to masturbate, find the 1316 01:19:03.439 --> 01:19:07.560 partner that's not going to masturbate. Oh god, I'm just saying, 1317 01:19:07.560 --> 01:19:12.239 if that's your if that's your thing, one rule in 1318 01:19:12.319 --> 01:19:14.960 this relationship, you may not masturbate. 1319 01:19:16.199 --> 01:19:18.600 I mean, there are people that have those rules, just 1320 01:19:18.720 --> 01:19:19.800 like they have a no porn. 1321 01:19:19.680 --> 01:19:27.359 Rule, right right. So to me, the idea that you're 1322 01:19:27.399 --> 01:19:29.880 getting all twisted up about you must be newly married. 1323 01:19:30.359 --> 01:19:32.479 I just think you must be newly married. I didn't 1324 01:19:32.479 --> 01:19:35.279 even think about that for this to not have been 1325 01:19:35.319 --> 01:19:39.000 a conversation or an issue, or maybe you just made 1326 01:19:39.000 --> 01:19:48.239 an assumption. He didn't. But what should one person's expectation 1327 01:19:48.359 --> 01:19:51.279 of privacy be in a marriage? Should it be when 1328 01:19:51.279 --> 01:19:55.119 you go to the bathroom or doors locked that that's 1329 01:19:56.279 --> 01:19:58.800 your private space? Or is it when you get married 1330 01:19:59.159 --> 01:20:03.560 privacy doesn't exis anymore. Gimbia said this before. You should 1331 01:20:03.560 --> 01:20:08.279 be allowed to have your secrets. Everybody's got them now. 1332 01:20:08.399 --> 01:20:11.079 Your secret can be that you know, you like to 1333 01:20:11.840 --> 01:20:15.479 follow fantasy football league or you you know what I mean, 1334 01:20:15.640 --> 01:20:18.680 Or it can be maybe some a little more risque. 1335 01:20:20.079 --> 01:20:21.840 But I think you should be allowed a little bit 1336 01:20:21.880 --> 01:20:25.359 of rope to hang yourself in a relationship. That's how 1337 01:20:25.439 --> 01:20:31.279 trust works. Don't automatically jump to he's nefariously up to something. 1338 01:20:32.279 --> 01:20:32.399 Uh. 1339 01:20:32.640 --> 01:20:34.840 You can always email us show at kmod dot com. 1340 01:20:34.840 --> 01:20:36.840 This morning, Lindsay, Good morning Corbyn. 1341 01:20:37.399 --> 01:20:41.920 Happy thirty first birthday to porn star Kiki Klout see 1342 01:20:41.960 --> 01:20:46.640 the Sexy South Floridian in Back to the Couter Too, 1343 01:20:47.319 --> 01:20:54.079 Return Trip, Boondock Slut six and Ho Ho Hoes. She's 1344 01:20:54.319 --> 01:20:59.760 a most Spectacular boobs a Fan Award nominee. 1345 01:21:00.560 --> 01:21:02.680 Good morning Gimpie. I Oh, good morning Corman. 1346 01:21:02.800 --> 01:21:08.560 I just got this email that says, uh, Octoberfest twenty 1347 01:21:08.680 --> 01:21:13.000 twenty six tickets are officially open and available. So if 1348 01:21:13.039 --> 01:21:15.880 you like Octoberfest, like a lot of people do, you 1349 01:21:15.920 --> 01:21:18.039 can go ahead and get your tickets right now, Tulsa 1350 01:21:18.119 --> 01:21:19.880 Oktoberfest dot org. 1351 01:21:21.279 --> 01:21:24.159 All right, let's go ahead and do to tell the truth. 1352 01:21:25.479 --> 01:21:27.640 Time to tell the truth. This is your opportunity to 1353 01:21:27.720 --> 01:21:28.720 ask anything you want. 1354 01:21:29.000 --> 01:21:32.600 Just remember keep it clean, no bodily fluids, nothing sexual, 1355 01:21:32.800 --> 01:21:35.359 and don't forget We can and will pass on a question. 1356 01:21:35.600 --> 01:21:37.640 Let's open up the phone lines. Here's Corbyn in the 1357 01:21:37.680 --> 01:21:39.159 gang with all the truth you're gonna need. 1358 01:21:41.359 --> 01:21:50.600 How many World Cup matches did you watch, Lindsey, like, 1359 01:21:50.720 --> 01:21:51.479 beginning to end? 1360 01:21:52.000 --> 01:22:01.159 Oh, beginning to end? Maybe four? I mean that's a lot, 1361 01:22:01.960 --> 01:22:02.319 you think. 1362 01:22:05.800 --> 01:22:09.279 I don't think, gimp, not a damn one, not from 1363 01:22:09.319 --> 01:22:13.880 beginning to end. I'm watching bits and pieces of a 1364 01:22:14.039 --> 01:22:14.960 few here and there. 1365 01:22:17.119 --> 01:22:19.760 I think mine's probably four. Okay. 1366 01:22:20.800 --> 01:22:22.880 I didn't watch the finale, just bit some pieces of 1367 01:22:22.920 --> 01:22:29.199 the finale. I watched a couple of USA matches. I 1368 01:22:29.279 --> 01:22:34.880 watched the France England game. I'm sure we watched what 1369 01:22:35.039 --> 01:22:37.399 was that France Spain? He watched the bar. 1370 01:22:39.920 --> 01:22:41.680 Yeah, okay, I think it's four. 1371 01:22:42.840 --> 01:22:44.319 To tell the truth, To ask anything you want to 1372 01:22:44.319 --> 01:22:46.560 bring up something new, go back to some I'm sorry, 1373 01:22:46.960 --> 01:22:48.600 to tell the truth, ask any question you want to 1374 01:22:48.640 --> 01:22:49.640 get to know the show better. 1375 01:22:50.000 --> 01:22:52.319 If you could go back in time to be present 1376 01:22:52.399 --> 01:22:56.359 for one historical event, what would you choose, lindsay? 1377 01:22:57.239 --> 01:23:00.439 I mean, it's not written in a history book, but 1378 01:23:02.800 --> 01:23:06.720 I have so many questions surrounding my dad's death that 1379 01:23:06.840 --> 01:23:12.199 I would like to be there for it. Because supposedly 1380 01:23:12.359 --> 01:23:18.279 there was a vehicle parked on the bridge where his 1381 01:23:18.479 --> 01:23:25.560 motorcycle hit and then it fled and supposedly there was 1382 01:23:25.760 --> 01:23:30.720 two females there, and I'm wondering, like what were they 1383 01:23:30.840 --> 01:23:33.199 doing there? Were they like parked in the middle? Like 1384 01:23:33.319 --> 01:23:39.119 did he swerve to miss this vehicle? Did they witness it? 1385 01:23:39.439 --> 01:23:39.479 Like? 1386 01:23:39.840 --> 01:23:42.880 I have no idea, Like I just have a lot 1387 01:23:42.960 --> 01:23:46.399 of questions surrounding how and why? 1388 01:23:46.920 --> 01:23:50.159 Yeah, you know so I would love I totally get 1389 01:23:50.199 --> 01:23:54.520 the curiosity there, But the question is historical event. 1390 01:23:58.560 --> 01:24:02.479 Then the JFK shooting assassination. 1391 01:24:04.600 --> 01:24:07.239 Okay, KIMPI I'd go back to when Jesus walking here 1392 01:24:08.439 --> 01:24:11.399 for sure? Last supper you went? 1393 01:24:11.800 --> 01:24:12.119 Okay? 1394 01:24:15.560 --> 01:24:22.640 Uh, I think I'm gonna go pick Nirvana's first performance 1395 01:24:23.119 --> 01:24:26.880 at a bar okay, before anybody knew, like before they 1396 01:24:26.880 --> 01:24:29.920 were it. Okay, it might be fun to see something 1397 01:24:30.039 --> 01:24:36.800 like that. Yeah, I like that. Uh, tell the truth. 1398 01:24:36.920 --> 01:24:39.399 Ask any question you want. What is one food you'd 1399 01:24:39.439 --> 01:24:43.479 be okay with not eating ever again? Besides oh crah, 1400 01:24:44.520 --> 01:24:46.640 I already don't eat it, so it's fine. What is 1401 01:24:46.720 --> 01:24:49.279 one food you'd be okay with not eating ever again? 1402 01:24:49.600 --> 01:24:53.760 I'm gonna take a popular food item and say corn dogs. 1403 01:24:56.520 --> 01:24:58.199 Not a big huge fan of them anyway. 1404 01:24:59.279 --> 01:25:01.760 I don't know if I've ever had a bad corn dog. No, 1405 01:25:02.239 --> 01:25:06.600 I'm always happy afterwards. I've never had a corn dog. 1406 01:25:06.640 --> 01:25:10.279 I been like, eh, which I have with burgers, but 1407 01:25:10.399 --> 01:25:11.600 I eat a corn dogs. 1408 01:25:11.920 --> 01:25:22.239 That's fun. Corn dog gimp we'ron Schweiga. Yeah that stuff 1409 01:25:22.560 --> 01:25:33.439 is disgusting. Liver okay, I think liver is a good pick. 1410 01:25:34.159 --> 01:25:36.800 I haven't had liver in so long, not even fried 1411 01:25:36.880 --> 01:25:39.199 chicken livers. It's been a couple of years. 1412 01:25:41.359 --> 01:25:44.960 Would you rather win arguments or always win bets with 1413 01:25:45.159 --> 01:25:49.800 no cash value? Oh right, like, uh, I'll bet you 1414 01:25:50.800 --> 01:25:52.880 a six pack? Yeah right right? 1415 01:25:53.119 --> 01:25:57.000 So would you rather win arguments? Are always win bets 1416 01:25:57.039 --> 01:26:02.720 with no cash value? Lindsay, I think arguments because what's 1417 01:26:02.760 --> 01:26:04.000 a bet without cash? 1418 01:26:05.960 --> 01:26:08.199 You know, get a six pack or something? Yeah? 1419 01:26:08.279 --> 01:26:08.680 Sure, but. 1420 01:26:11.239 --> 01:26:13.840 Gimby, I'd rather go win the bets. I don't like 1421 01:26:14.039 --> 01:26:15.840 arguing to awful much. It's a waste of time. 1422 01:26:17.359 --> 01:26:18.079 That's a good point. 1423 01:26:18.399 --> 01:26:21.960 Yeah, I'm totally doing win bets, may not get cash. 1424 01:26:22.000 --> 01:26:24.600 But like you said, a six pack, you know, a dinner? 1425 01:26:24.880 --> 01:26:30.319 Yeah, what you were competing Jersey, Yeah that's fun. I 1426 01:26:30.399 --> 01:26:34.960 had my visectomy, so I'm curious. KIMPI in Corbyn not 1427 01:26:35.039 --> 01:26:36.840 certain if you did as well? What was your full 1428 01:26:36.920 --> 01:26:40.800 recovery time and what was your biggest concern? Well, good news, 1429 01:26:40.880 --> 01:26:43.760 Kimby and I are both experts on this top end. Absolutely, 1430 01:26:45.000 --> 01:26:49.479 my full recovery time, I think was maybe we're talking 1431 01:26:49.640 --> 01:26:52.359 like stitches healing up and everything right, because I was 1432 01:26:52.439 --> 01:26:54.520 riding my motorcycle that next day. 1433 01:26:54.600 --> 01:26:56.600 I think it's more of like, when were you getting 1434 01:26:56.640 --> 01:26:58.039 back to like a normal routine. 1435 01:26:58.159 --> 01:27:00.399 I was back to a normal routine that night day, 1436 01:27:00.520 --> 01:27:03.119 hell even that day, because I had a remote later 1437 01:27:03.239 --> 01:27:05.079 on that day and I went ahead and did that 1438 01:27:05.720 --> 01:27:07.680 and I was, you know, up riding my bike. 1439 01:27:07.720 --> 01:27:09.680 I had no issues at all whatsoever. 1440 01:27:10.479 --> 01:27:13.319 The only thing that really took time to heal was 1441 01:27:13.920 --> 01:27:17.520 the stitches that that they they went in with and 1442 01:27:17.680 --> 01:27:19.960 then that was a couple of weeks. 1443 01:27:20.479 --> 01:27:23.239 That's really weird to look down and see all scabby, but. 1444 01:27:23.359 --> 01:27:26.560 That's because he went and scabby that day. 1445 01:27:26.720 --> 01:27:29.479 People want it's healing up, you know, stitches that helive. 1446 01:27:29.560 --> 01:27:38.600 It's not just okay, stitch is good for you, stitch. Yeah. 1447 01:27:39.960 --> 01:27:42.520 I think it was like I had it on a Friday, 1448 01:27:42.640 --> 01:27:45.000 I think, and then I just. 1449 01:27:45.079 --> 01:27:49.079 Chilled all weekend. Bag of peas walked slowly the first 1450 01:27:49.159 --> 01:27:53.439 day I was surprised, Like I was surprised how well 1451 01:27:53.479 --> 01:27:56.640 I felt after Yeah, you hear so many horror stories 1452 01:27:56.680 --> 01:27:58.880 about it, right from different people. 1453 01:27:58.680 --> 01:28:02.039 And it's it's not bad. Yeah. I mean I didn't 1454 01:28:02.039 --> 01:28:05.279 have as great an experience as Gimpie did, but I 1455 01:28:05.479 --> 01:28:10.840 was fined by Monday. Maybe a couple adjustments. You're like, hey, 1456 01:28:10.920 --> 01:28:14.920 whoa right for me, that was the stitches catching on 1457 01:28:15.000 --> 01:28:21.479 my under route, probably right, yeah, probably right. Biggest concerns 1458 01:28:21.640 --> 01:28:25.960 not taking Yeah, that was my biggest concern because you 1459 01:28:26.039 --> 01:28:29.439 hear stories of it. Not it can. The way I 1460 01:28:29.520 --> 01:28:33.399 was told to me is the doctor sears it, clips it, 1461 01:28:33.840 --> 01:28:36.600 and then moves them where they can't find each other, right, 1462 01:28:36.760 --> 01:28:39.880 and that they will naturally try to reconnect on their own. Yeah. 1463 01:28:40.159 --> 01:28:41.600 And I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. 1464 01:28:43.039 --> 01:28:45.479 I don't know about you, but it took me many 1465 01:28:45.560 --> 01:28:49.960 and many many many many many many many, many, many, 1466 01:28:50.079 --> 01:28:52.720 many many samples mailed. 1467 01:28:52.439 --> 01:28:56.359 Off, not to make a n y yes, yeah, not right, 1468 01:28:57.000 --> 01:29:00.439 not tiny little samples, but a whole lot of them. 1469 01:29:00.600 --> 01:29:03.119 Because I went through it was like it seemed like 1470 01:29:03.399 --> 01:29:08.079 six months or more of mailing off samples to make 1471 01:29:08.159 --> 01:29:11.520 sure that the pipes are cleared, and finally one day, 1472 01:29:11.560 --> 01:29:14.560 They're like, okay, you're good to go, And then that 1473 01:29:14.800 --> 01:29:18.920 day we celebrated spent many twenty minute bathroom break with 1474 01:29:19.119 --> 01:29:22.039 the door locked, phone in hand. 1475 01:29:22.399 --> 01:29:24.920 I can only imagine Gibbey going, oh if I don't 1476 01:29:24.960 --> 01:29:27.439 do it right, I bet I do it again. Yo, 1477 01:29:30.000 --> 01:29:31.640 I didn't read where it said don't send it on 1478 01:29:31.720 --> 01:29:38.800 a Friday, right, that's the time only time you got. Yeah. Uh, 1479 01:29:39.319 --> 01:29:44.199 If your life had a mascot, what would it be, lindsay, hmmm. 1480 01:29:45.479 --> 01:29:49.239 Uh, a poodle by because of my curly hair. 1481 01:29:51.439 --> 01:29:54.640 Himpy. That's a fun one. I've never thought about that. 1482 01:29:54.920 --> 01:30:00.920 If my life had a mascot, it would be I 1483 01:30:01.199 --> 01:30:09.239 don't know, a capuchin monkey. Fun just because they're kind 1484 01:30:09.279 --> 01:30:14.479 of aloof smokes cigarettes and throw beeces at each other. 1485 01:30:14.760 --> 01:30:18.039 I've never seen one smoke a cigarette. But yeah, I'm 1486 01:30:18.079 --> 01:30:22.560 picking a raccoon weird hours, constantly all over the place, 1487 01:30:22.960 --> 01:30:25.680 not really sure what their intent is. Okay, what's happening 1488 01:30:26.359 --> 01:30:28.840 feels a little chaotic. Raccoon life feels chaotic. 1489 01:30:29.920 --> 01:30:30.720 Eats garbage. 1490 01:30:31.920 --> 01:30:37.279 To you, it's garbage that's delicious. Yeah, would you rather 1491 01:30:37.359 --> 01:30:40.880 eat chimpanzee jerky or hippo bacon? 1492 01:30:42.399 --> 01:30:49.199 Hippo bacon chimpanzee, it's still cuter than a hippo. 1493 01:30:52.520 --> 01:30:52.840 Gimpy. 1494 01:30:53.800 --> 01:30:56.319 I think I'm going hippo bacon on that one. Chimpanzees 1495 01:30:56.359 --> 01:30:57.399 are too close to humans. 1496 01:30:58.199 --> 01:30:58.720 Good point. 1497 01:31:01.079 --> 01:31:07.600 Now you may have just changed my mind. Jerk. Yeah, Okay, bacon, 1498 01:31:07.640 --> 01:31:09.960 I know what I mean. Bacon. First of all, there 1499 01:31:10.000 --> 01:31:14.520 are any other bacons besides pig bacon, beef bacon, and 1500 01:31:14.640 --> 01:31:15.319 turkey bacon. 1501 01:31:15.920 --> 01:31:18.600 I've never eat turkey bacon, but not the beef bacon, 1502 01:31:18.680 --> 01:31:19.920 but that just sounds weird. 1503 01:31:20.039 --> 01:31:21.039 Turkey bacon sucks. 1504 01:31:22.479 --> 01:31:25.279 I've had good turkey bacon. But let's be clear. It's 1505 01:31:25.479 --> 01:31:29.000 just called bacon. Yeah, it's not made the same way 1506 01:31:29.119 --> 01:31:32.239 bacon is made. It's not salted, it's not cured. Yes, 1507 01:31:32.399 --> 01:31:39.720 it's just sliced. It's like deli meat essentially. I mean, 1508 01:31:39.760 --> 01:31:42.760 I feel like both those are wins. I'll go with 1509 01:31:42.840 --> 01:31:47.199 hippo bacon, assuming it's cured. I would eat both of those. 1510 01:31:48.760 --> 01:31:55.479 I'd eat a chimpanzee. Like it's knowing. What's something you 1511 01:31:55.600 --> 01:31:58.479 think people over complicate Lindsey. 1512 01:32:00.079 --> 01:32:00.720 Masturbation. 1513 01:32:01.760 --> 01:32:07.520 Huh, gimp, pretty simple, everything right? Yes? 1514 01:32:10.199 --> 01:32:10.319 Uh? 1515 01:32:10.800 --> 01:32:17.880 Politics okay, uh, if you could go back in time, 1516 01:32:18.359 --> 01:32:21.079 punch one person in the face, you appear, punch in 1517 01:32:21.159 --> 01:32:24.520 the disappear. Who would you punch and when would you 1518 01:32:24.640 --> 01:32:30.680 do it? I love that. 1519 01:32:37.800 --> 01:32:38.880 My cousin Tracy. 1520 01:32:40.239 --> 01:32:41.680 Why what Tracy do to you? 1521 01:32:46.920 --> 01:33:00.199 She's reckless, she's borrowed money, she's lied. Yeah, okay, he's 1522 01:33:00.199 --> 01:33:00.640 done a lot. 1523 01:33:02.800 --> 01:33:06.800 GIMPI a guy named Walter in the eighth grade, right 1524 01:33:06.920 --> 01:33:08.439 before he parted in my face. 1525 01:33:09.479 --> 01:33:11.920 Oh, going to give you pink eye? 1526 01:33:12.720 --> 01:33:17.760 Oh he didn't give me pink eye. I'm just taste it. Uh. 1527 01:33:18.520 --> 01:33:21.800 I'm going back to March twenty eight to twenty sixteen, 1528 01:33:21.960 --> 01:33:25.000 and I'm punching every member of the Cincinnati Zoo's Dangerous 1529 01:33:25.079 --> 01:33:29.600 Animal Response Team. Right, they changed everything. 1530 01:33:32.479 --> 01:33:35.479 That's the day Harambi was shot. If you don't, if 1531 01:33:35.520 --> 01:33:40.000 you know, you know, get this trained back on the 1532 01:33:40.079 --> 01:33:46.560 tracks for real. If you had to become a professional 1533 01:33:46.640 --> 01:33:49.359 wrestler tomorrow, what would your ring name be? 1534 01:33:56.119 --> 01:34:01.880 Boobs McGhee, I don't know, Okay. 1535 01:34:02.479 --> 01:34:07.199 Gimpy's Gimpy, the Great camp be the greats or the 1536 01:34:07.239 --> 01:34:09.279 Gimpster the Gimpster, Yeah like that. 1537 01:34:12.119 --> 01:34:17.640 I'm gonna go with the clerk, okay, or maybe the cleric. 1538 01:34:17.720 --> 01:34:21.840 I don't know. Do you the office manager. Okay, I'd 1539 01:34:21.880 --> 01:34:24.680 have my clipboard taking notes, and my finishing move would 1540 01:34:24.680 --> 01:34:29.880 be technically the technically there you go. I like it. 1541 01:34:31.399 --> 01:34:33.239 Do you hit them over the head with your clipboard? 1542 01:34:33.800 --> 01:34:38.279 No subtle down boobs? Do you hit them in the 1543 01:34:38.319 --> 01:34:41.800 face with Yeah, you motor boat them whatever. That's a 1544 01:34:41.880 --> 01:34:47.000 fun way to go suffocate them. Somebody should. I don't 1545 01:34:47.039 --> 01:34:49.439 know why we haven't seen that in wrestling, like as 1546 01:34:49.520 --> 01:34:51.760 a finishing move. I don't think we have. I mean, the. 1547 01:34:55.600 --> 01:34:59.560 The the era where they're like everything was really risky, right, 1548 01:35:00.760 --> 01:35:06.359 degenerationis I feel like we saw some version of those things, 1549 01:35:06.399 --> 01:35:07.439 but not continually. 1550 01:35:09.600 --> 01:35:12.439 Yeah, but they were never really big breasted women anyway. 1551 01:35:13.119 --> 01:35:16.800 Oh yeah, they were all thin, skinny, fair boobs, portioned 1552 01:35:16.840 --> 01:35:19.600 it to their size. Yeah, you know, but not like 1553 01:35:19.840 --> 01:35:22.439 back in the days of the gorgeous ladies of wrestling. 1554 01:35:22.600 --> 01:35:24.920 You know, I'm talking about Kori. You remember those days. Yeah, 1555 01:35:25.039 --> 01:35:27.319 the glow days has some of them big ol' hefty 1556 01:35:27.399 --> 01:35:35.479 gals out there. Yeah. This doesn't say that it's been 1557 01:35:35.520 --> 01:35:41.760 a real thing. It's there are apparently there's one with 1558 01:35:41.880 --> 01:35:43.119 that involves. 1559 01:35:44.159 --> 01:35:49.000 WWE Hall of Famer Molly Holly, an old school ww 1560 01:35:49.239 --> 01:35:52.720 agent once professionally asked her to perform a motor boat 1561 01:35:52.760 --> 01:35:55.920 on Trish Stratus during a match in two thousands, to 1562 01:35:56.000 --> 01:35:57.319 which Trustetus said. 1563 01:35:57.199 --> 01:36:02.920 No, come on, the guys would like it, the audience 1564 01:36:03.000 --> 01:36:04.760 would love it. I don't remember. 1565 01:36:04.840 --> 01:36:09.479 Back in the mid nineties that wrestler Yoko Zuna. Oh yeah, 1566 01:36:09.840 --> 01:36:12.520 he would because he's a big, old fat sumo gay yep. 1567 01:36:12.640 --> 01:36:15.279 And he would sit right on her face. Yeah, yeah, 1568 01:36:15.640 --> 01:36:20.039 that was That was one of his moves. Oh god. Yeah. 1569 01:36:21.239 --> 01:36:25.880 And he wore like a traditional garment yeah, I believe 1570 01:36:25.920 --> 01:36:29.239 it looked like a thong. Yeah. And he had his 1571 01:36:29.359 --> 01:36:34.880 whole ass just hanging out looking like Lizzo. You should 1572 01:36:34.880 --> 01:36:35.960 bring up Lizzo a lot. 1573 01:36:37.079 --> 01:36:40.840 He love her, Yes, secretly crushes on Lizzo. 1574 01:36:41.640 --> 01:36:45.199 I threw my fair back. Check my mail. He does 1575 01:36:46.000 --> 01:36:47.760 bonds I drop. I was trying to remember what it 1576 01:36:47.840 --> 01:36:51.399 was called. It was an aerial maneuver where he would 1577 01:36:51.479 --> 01:36:54.439 sit on the second rope, wait for an opponent to 1578 01:36:54.479 --> 01:36:56.760 be laid out flat on their back, and then leap 1579 01:36:56.880 --> 01:37:01.359 backward to crush them with his massive weight. Yeah is 1580 01:37:02.199 --> 01:37:09.960 his ass, that's fantastic. He's dead now, right, I think, oh? 1581 01:37:10.479 --> 01:37:10.640 Is he? 1582 01:37:11.199 --> 01:37:14.840 I think he died in two thousand. Okay, I was 1583 01:37:14.880 --> 01:37:18.720 gonna say two thousand and six, but yeah, okay. He 1584 01:37:18.920 --> 01:37:23.199 died in his sleep from a pulmonary in endema in 1585 01:37:23.319 --> 01:37:26.520 his seventh floor room at a hotel in Liverpool while 1586 01:37:26.560 --> 01:37:30.560 on wrestling tour for UK for All Star Wrestling Wow. 1587 01:37:30.920 --> 01:37:34.680 It was found by his cruise transport manager paramedic scan 1588 01:37:34.760 --> 01:37:37.399 of the room. It took six men to move his body. 1589 01:37:38.039 --> 01:37:41.439 Why he's a big old boy. He was widely reported 1590 01:37:41.479 --> 01:37:43.279 he died of heart failure or heart attack, but it 1591 01:37:43.319 --> 01:37:45.279 was found to be incorrect due to his lung showing 1592 01:37:45.319 --> 01:37:47.279 severe signs of fluid blockage. 1593 01:37:53.039 --> 01:37:58.560 Yeah, he got inducted to the Hall of Fame twelve 1594 01:37:58.640 --> 01:38:01.199 years later because then it was time. 1595 01:38:01.239 --> 01:38:01.600 I guess. 1596 01:38:04.520 --> 01:38:04.720 Ah. 1597 01:38:05.720 --> 01:38:08.720 I always love when they do that. Wait, not like 1598 01:38:08.800 --> 01:38:13.239 a year, what happened in year twelve? They're like, it's time. 1599 01:38:14.279 --> 01:38:16.880 I mean eleven years passed by, and we're like, okay, yeah, 1600 01:38:16.920 --> 01:38:18.600 but that's eleven years the pass where you got to 1601 01:38:18.640 --> 01:38:23.239 reintroduce him to everybody. Yeah, exactly, So should they do 1602 01:38:23.319 --> 01:38:24.600 at the end the next year? 1603 01:38:25.000 --> 01:38:28.760 I mean it would hold more weight, it would hold 1604 01:38:28.880 --> 01:38:32.840 more it would be more meaningful. I think, like we're 1605 01:38:32.880 --> 01:38:36.039 doing it it's still because he died. Yeah, what happened 1606 01:38:36.079 --> 01:38:38.000 in twelve the years they were you know what? All 1607 01:38:38.079 --> 01:38:40.479 that stuff he did for us pretty good? 1608 01:38:40.920 --> 01:38:47.079 Yeah, you have a point. Yeah, Boorben House, the Dungeon 1609 01:38:47.119 --> 01:38:50.000 Cross series going, it's going pretty good. I'm at like 1610 01:38:50.079 --> 01:38:55.800 a pausing point. Stephanie could do the motor boat. Stephanie Vakour. 1611 01:38:56.359 --> 01:38:59.840 I've never heard of this one that means the current thing. 1612 01:39:00.760 --> 01:39:07.520 She's a current wrestler. Five three. They always look taller, Yeah, yeah, 1613 01:39:07.600 --> 01:39:08.800 they sure do on TV. 1614 01:39:09.399 --> 01:39:12.000 Yeah, when I got to meet Dave Batista the one 1615 01:39:12.079 --> 01:39:14.439 time Oh Thumb wrestled him. 1616 01:39:14.920 --> 01:39:17.880 Right, he's stocky dude, but he's not that tall. Didn't 1617 01:39:17.920 --> 01:39:20.399 seem like it anyway in real life. Also, I don't 1618 01:39:20.439 --> 01:39:23.840 know what's happened to his face, right, Yeah, it's because 1619 01:39:23.840 --> 01:39:28.159 of Harami. I don't know. Plane. It looks like he 1620 01:39:28.359 --> 01:39:31.000 now looks like the you might remember this as a kid, 1621 01:39:31.039 --> 01:39:32.680 where it would have a blank face and use the 1622 01:39:32.760 --> 01:39:36.279 magnet and the iron filings. Right, that's what he looks like, 1623 01:39:36.520 --> 01:39:39.880 minus the big red nose, but a right look up 1624 01:39:40.720 --> 01:39:45.199 iron filings face and Dave Batista. Tell me if I'm wrong, 1625 01:39:46.039 --> 01:39:50.079 because they look very familiar you could. Probably he should 1626 01:39:50.119 --> 01:39:51.119 probably sell. 1627 01:39:51.000 --> 01:39:53.199 Those and I bet he would make a bunch of 1628 01:39:53.239 --> 01:39:56.880 money in licensing because they look so similar. 1629 01:39:57.520 --> 01:40:00.760 I don't know how guys do their mustache like that. Yeah, 1630 01:40:00.800 --> 01:40:01.079 he is. 1631 01:40:01.640 --> 01:40:05.479 I started watching that movie with him and what is it? 1632 01:40:05.600 --> 01:40:07.960 The Wrecking Crew and Jason Momoa. 1633 01:40:08.359 --> 01:40:09.119 Have you ever seen that? 1634 01:40:09.520 --> 01:40:09.640 Uh? 1635 01:40:09.840 --> 01:40:10.920 No, The Wrecking Crew. 1636 01:40:11.079 --> 01:40:13.560 I started watching it yesterday, but I started watching it 1637 01:40:13.640 --> 01:40:15.840 at the wrong time because I was like, I'm laying 1638 01:40:15.840 --> 01:40:17.680 in bed just looking for something to fall asleep too, 1639 01:40:18.079 --> 01:40:19.960 and I'll be damned if I didn't get into it. 1640 01:40:20.319 --> 01:40:21.720 And I was like, Okay, I got to turn the 1641 01:40:21.760 --> 01:40:23.760 TV off because I really want to watch this whole movie. 1642 01:40:23.960 --> 01:40:25.840 And from what I watched, it was pretty good. It 1643 01:40:25.960 --> 01:40:26.439 was pretty good. 1644 01:40:26.680 --> 01:40:30.960 Uh. Dave Batista's character is like a Navy seal, you know, 1645 01:40:31.359 --> 01:40:33.760 of course he is captain or something like that. And 1646 01:40:33.920 --> 01:40:37.239 then Jason Momoa's character is like a cat rides a 1647 01:40:37.319 --> 01:40:39.600 motorcycle and then somehow they get in trouble with. 1648 01:40:39.600 --> 01:40:42.359 The yoko Zuna or nothing yakuza. 1649 01:40:42.680 --> 01:40:45.199 Sorry, I still thinking of wrestling or whatever. I was like, Okay, 1650 01:40:45.439 --> 01:40:47.039 this seems like a good movie. I'm gonna have to 1651 01:40:47.119 --> 01:40:47.800 go back and watch it. 1652 01:40:48.199 --> 01:40:51.439 He's got like gray hair. Now. The picture I saw 1653 01:40:51.640 --> 01:40:56.399 of him, I was like, it's been a while where 1654 01:40:56.439 --> 01:40:59.880 he looked like the iron filing face. Yeah, he's sixty 1655 01:41:00.079 --> 01:41:07.239 huh yeah, gone through some changes. Yeah. He used to 1656 01:41:07.279 --> 01:41:10.880 be like you'd see him unrestling, go goodness. 1657 01:41:10.680 --> 01:41:13.279 Right, and then the age caught up to him, the 1658 01:41:13.359 --> 01:41:16.399 lack of wrestling, and now you're like, what is this. 1659 01:41:18.359 --> 01:41:20.079 He was on a Mister Beast video and I was like, 1660 01:41:20.119 --> 01:41:24.079 who's that And I was like, that's Dave Batista. All right, 1661 01:41:24.079 --> 01:41:24.840 we gotta take a break. 1662 01:41:24.880 --> 01:41:28.479 We'll be back the Big Med Morning Show return. Burger 1663 01:41:28.600 --> 01:41:31.159 King is now introducing the Whopper Guarantee. 1664 01:41:31.880 --> 01:41:34.479 H What is the guarantee? 1665 01:41:35.920 --> 01:41:36.920 What were they doing before? 1666 01:41:37.159 --> 01:41:37.359 Yeah? 1667 01:41:37.840 --> 01:41:45.840 I mean it was just the promise, right, I hope. 1668 01:41:45.920 --> 01:41:50.880 So this is uh apparently a way to answer feedback 1669 01:41:50.920 --> 01:41:56.039 from the fans. Customers receive an unsatisfactory Whopper sandwich can 1670 01:41:56.119 --> 01:42:01.119 request a remake and they'll receive a digital for a 1671 01:42:01.319 --> 01:42:06.680 complimentary Whopper on their next visit. H And there'll be 1672 01:42:06.760 --> 01:42:09.039 a QR code on the inside of the whopper box 1673 01:42:09.319 --> 01:42:12.079 to expedite this. 1674 01:42:14.439 --> 01:42:18.399 Uh. Okay, so you got a bad whopper and they're 1675 01:42:18.399 --> 01:42:20.720 gonna give you a replacement whopper and then a coupon 1676 01:42:20.800 --> 01:42:23.479 for another whopper that you may not be satisfied with. 1677 01:42:23.560 --> 01:42:27.720 Them, right, what if you're not satisfied with it twice? Right? 1678 01:42:27.960 --> 01:42:32.960 I mean I kind of made the expectation that they 1679 01:42:33.000 --> 01:42:35.640 were already doing this. That's what I thought too. 1680 01:42:35.760 --> 01:42:37.640 If you didn't like it, you could be like, hey, 1681 01:42:37.800 --> 01:42:40.560 excuse me, ma'am, sir, this wopper sucks. 1682 01:42:41.439 --> 01:42:45.600 I would like a replacement. Well, they apparently put out 1683 01:42:45.600 --> 01:42:48.840 a phone number and a texting number asking guests to 1684 01:42:48.960 --> 01:42:55.159 share feedback four months ago. And I think that's a 1685 01:42:55.399 --> 01:42:59.359 wild idea. With an organization that has so many locations, 1686 01:42:59.560 --> 01:43:03.520 you're gonna to filter through those things? Is wild. 1687 01:43:04.840 --> 01:43:09.479 Trolls, troll Let's just do trolls a loan, right, But 1688 01:43:09.640 --> 01:43:12.079 how do you're hoping someone's gonna go, hey, let's put 1689 01:43:12.119 --> 01:43:13.920 the time and temp on the clock out? 1690 01:43:14.159 --> 01:43:15.520 You know what I mean? You're you're hoping you're getting 1691 01:43:15.520 --> 01:43:17.880 that unit, You're gonna get that unicorn, right, But the 1692 01:43:17.920 --> 01:43:21.359 amount of information is it hot in here? Is the 1693 01:43:21.479 --> 01:43:21.880 heat on? 1694 01:43:22.479 --> 01:43:23.439 It is so hot? 1695 01:43:23.560 --> 01:43:26.479 It's roasting in here. It feels fine to me? 1696 01:43:27.000 --> 01:43:29.960 A free be broken. 1697 01:43:30.279 --> 01:43:35.319 And now okay, sorry, I'm just sitting here going it's 1698 01:43:35.560 --> 01:43:39.720 is this a taint? I know you guys are working 1699 01:43:39.760 --> 01:43:41.279 outside the day. I'll shut up. 1700 01:43:42.359 --> 01:43:43.840 Because I'll just go to another room and a be 1701 01:43:43.920 --> 01:43:48.399 air condition anyway to decipher through all of those things 1702 01:43:49.640 --> 01:43:50.800 and find the one that. 1703 01:43:50.800 --> 01:43:52.199 Would take forever. 1704 01:43:52.560 --> 01:43:55.800 Yea, And what do you need to change when it 1705 01:43:55.880 --> 01:43:58.960 comes to something like that? The Whopper has been the 1706 01:43:59.000 --> 01:44:02.279 way that it is and has been their signature burger 1707 01:44:02.399 --> 01:44:04.079 for so long for a reason. 1708 01:44:04.319 --> 01:44:06.359 Yeah, what are you going to change? Why would you 1709 01:44:06.520 --> 01:44:07.199 change anything? 1710 01:44:07.359 --> 01:44:09.279 I was just trying to think. When I go to 1711 01:44:09.359 --> 01:44:13.640 Burger King, I can't even remember the last time, but 1712 01:44:14.079 --> 01:44:18.920 I've I've never ordered anything off of that menu besides 1713 01:44:19.039 --> 01:44:21.279 the Whopper or a Whopper Junior. 1714 01:44:21.399 --> 01:44:23.079 Their chicken sandwich is pretty solid. 1715 01:44:23.319 --> 01:44:23.760 Never had it. 1716 01:44:23.920 --> 01:44:28.439 They had the chicken fries. Those are really good. I 1717 01:44:28.560 --> 01:44:31.680 think their fish sandwich was pretty solid. In the Whopper. 1718 01:44:33.399 --> 01:44:38.800 Here's here's my feedback that you didn't ask for, and 1719 01:44:38.960 --> 01:44:43.159 that is lean in on the Whopper. Yeah, make it 1720 01:44:43.279 --> 01:44:46.760 about the Whopper more than ever. Yeah, and make the 1721 01:44:46.920 --> 01:44:51.800 stores spotless. There always feels so dirty when you're in there, 1722 01:44:52.000 --> 01:44:57.479 that is the truth. So change the color scheme because 1723 01:44:57.520 --> 01:45:01.079 always feels like a dark place. Yeah, because they haven't 1724 01:45:01.159 --> 01:45:07.079 changed in fifty years. It's really been the same thing. 1725 01:45:08.720 --> 01:45:13.039 Maybe you're right, Popeyes did it. Popeyes changed their look, 1726 01:45:13.159 --> 01:45:15.720 revamped their stores a little bit, and here you go in. 1727 01:45:15.760 --> 01:45:19.760 You're like, oh, no, my bet, no, the bet McDonald's 1728 01:45:19.800 --> 01:45:22.479 changed the way there's look. Yes, although they seem more 1729 01:45:22.560 --> 01:45:25.319 corporate d and ticky tank, they've always been corporated, you know. 1730 01:45:25.399 --> 01:45:26.920 I mean it just seems like, I don't know, they 1731 01:45:26.960 --> 01:45:29.239 don't look the same like before they were just like 1732 01:45:29.319 --> 01:45:31.319 there used to be that one on ninety first Memorial. 1733 01:45:31.399 --> 01:45:33.960 Remember that one is a real old school and had 1734 01:45:34.000 --> 01:45:36.319 the single arch out there in the yard, right, and 1735 01:45:36.399 --> 01:45:38.600 it separated it from all the other McDonald's. 1736 01:45:38.840 --> 01:45:40.920 But now it's like we're making all the McDonald's look 1737 01:45:40.920 --> 01:45:44.119 the same. Man, they're all just brown boxes. I always 1738 01:45:44.119 --> 01:45:45.800 love when people are like, oh, it's one of the originals. 1739 01:45:45.840 --> 01:45:49.960 I'm like, bitch, it's at ninety first Memorial, right, it 1740 01:45:50.039 --> 01:45:51.399 ain't one of the originals. 1741 01:45:51.640 --> 01:45:54.680 It was a retro look, which is yes, which was great. Yeah, 1742 01:45:55.079 --> 01:45:56.479 but that's that's what I mean by that. 1743 01:45:56.960 --> 01:46:01.920 Yeah, I I don't don't have a reason, and that 1744 01:46:02.079 --> 01:46:06.239 this is gonna sound stupid. Make your food better. Okay, 1745 01:46:07.279 --> 01:46:09.960 I know that sounds like they weren't trying, but I'm 1746 01:46:10.000 --> 01:46:14.520 sure they were. Besides the whopper, just make and you're 1747 01:46:14.560 --> 01:46:18.800 not gonna beat the other guys, right, You're not gonna 1748 01:46:18.840 --> 01:46:20.600 beat the other fries that are known for being the 1749 01:46:20.640 --> 01:46:22.840 best fries, right right, right, that's just where they're at. 1750 01:46:22.920 --> 01:46:24.960 So you're probably right. Take what you're really good at, 1751 01:46:25.039 --> 01:46:26.119 in this case, be the whopper. 1752 01:46:26.199 --> 01:46:29.520 Focus in on that. You can have various different versions 1753 01:46:29.600 --> 01:46:31.880 of the whopper. I guess as long as it's the 1754 01:46:31.920 --> 01:46:33.680 same premise. Maybe that's some bacon. 1755 01:46:33.840 --> 01:46:36.079 Take a page out of the out of Arby's what 1756 01:46:36.239 --> 01:46:40.079 they do. They leaned into the beef sandwich. Yeah, we 1757 01:46:40.239 --> 01:46:44.399 got the meats right. They took ownership in something, and 1758 01:46:44.920 --> 01:46:46.840 I think that that's what they should do at Burger King. 1759 01:46:47.319 --> 01:46:52.079 Completely lean in, make it about the whopper. Hell make 1760 01:46:52.159 --> 01:46:53.399 your building look like a whopper. 1761 01:46:53.520 --> 01:46:58.600 I don't know. Yeah, that's not a bad idea pople 1762 01:46:58.600 --> 01:46:59.039 to go in there. 1763 01:47:01.000 --> 01:47:03.199 I mean, if ever, if you're going to give away 1764 01:47:03.239 --> 01:47:06.319 a free whopper with a complaint about the whopper that 1765 01:47:06.399 --> 01:47:10.119 you previously ordered, what's to say? What's to stop people 1766 01:47:10.159 --> 01:47:13.000 from complaining about the whopper just to get the free whopper. 1767 01:47:12.880 --> 01:47:15.119 Right, The idea of going, well, I'll try it again 1768 01:47:15.199 --> 01:47:16.640 because last time I wasn't good. 1769 01:47:17.079 --> 01:47:19.520 That's not a good angle. No, I don't think that's 1770 01:47:19.560 --> 01:47:20.079 a good market. 1771 01:47:20.199 --> 01:47:22.560 That's not we do it good right, And that could 1772 01:47:22.640 --> 01:47:26.239 just be that location that made a bad whopper. You know, 1773 01:47:26.319 --> 01:47:28.159 you take a cup on and go another one. Apparently 1774 01:47:28.199 --> 01:47:30.560 on their website they have you can talk to Tom, 1775 01:47:30.640 --> 01:47:34.439 the president of BK, and they have a phone number here, right. 1776 01:47:34.520 --> 01:47:36.560 I think that's the thing that they were selling is 1777 01:47:37.039 --> 01:47:37.880 and leave him the message. 1778 01:47:37.880 --> 01:47:41.680 It feels very desperate to save the franchise. 1779 01:47:41.760 --> 01:47:44.239 I think he's trying. I think they're trying. 1780 01:47:44.920 --> 01:47:48.399 And to be honest, there would be nothing wrong with 1781 01:47:48.560 --> 01:47:51.319 taking some of these restaurants that have been around for 1782 01:47:51.960 --> 01:47:55.600 god god knows how long, like McDonald's Burger King, and 1783 01:47:55.760 --> 01:48:00.279 then just weeding them out, closing him down and let'sthing 1784 01:48:00.359 --> 01:48:03.720 new come up. Because it's been the same burger, it's 1785 01:48:03.760 --> 01:48:06.079 been the same sandwich, it's been the same whopper, it's 1786 01:48:06.079 --> 01:48:08.600 been the same Big Mac, it's been the same you 1787 01:48:08.680 --> 01:48:14.399 know nuggets for forever, for decades, and there's nothing wrong 1788 01:48:14.479 --> 01:48:15.640 with just like, Okay. 1789 01:48:15.479 --> 01:48:16.560 We had a good run. 1790 01:48:16.960 --> 01:48:20.359 Instead of squeezing every little bit of juice that we 1791 01:48:20.560 --> 01:48:23.199 can out of this, just be like, hey, we've been 1792 01:48:23.279 --> 01:48:24.840 around for seventy five years. 1793 01:48:25.239 --> 01:48:30.199 Let's shut the doors, give them, let somebody, let somebody 1794 01:48:30.279 --> 01:48:32.279 else just come in. There's too much brand name and 1795 01:48:32.760 --> 01:48:34.960 the word burger came in and out come in a 1796 01:48:35.039 --> 01:48:38.000 little Rallies or Checkers or something like that. Yeah, no, 1797 01:48:38.680 --> 01:48:41.479 there's too much brand awareness. I guess that's worth millions 1798 01:48:41.520 --> 01:48:44.399 and millions of dollars. Right, I would have known, have 1799 01:48:44.520 --> 01:48:48.159 they ever hired whoever they think is the top dog? 1800 01:48:48.239 --> 01:48:52.520 I would guess McDonald's and hire their food development person, 1801 01:48:52.960 --> 01:48:53.640 just steal them. 1802 01:48:54.520 --> 01:48:56.279 Well, you know what we should do with this wapper. 1803 01:48:56.720 --> 01:49:00.399 We should have two wall beef patties. Let us tomatoes, onions, 1804 01:49:00.760 --> 01:49:01.960 special sauce. 1805 01:49:01.800 --> 01:49:04.439 On a system we see bun. But McDonald's always done 1806 01:49:04.439 --> 01:49:07.239 a great job of having the thing, but then in 1807 01:49:07.479 --> 01:49:09.960 always having a new thing. I guess you're right. 1808 01:49:10.199 --> 01:49:13.239 They had the salads and a cup for a little while, 1809 01:49:14.399 --> 01:49:21.560 shake them up, right, They had the Michael thank you listen. 1810 01:49:21.640 --> 01:49:24.640 If it distracts me, yeah, you should know that it 1811 01:49:24.760 --> 01:49:28.439 must be really bad because I don't typically just get 1812 01:49:28.560 --> 01:49:32.880 unhinged for no, I sure whatever. 1813 01:49:34.199 --> 01:49:38.239 You think they didn't pay the AC bill? Do you 1814 01:49:38.319 --> 01:49:40.880 think they didn't pay the AC bill? What's it say? 1815 01:49:41.279 --> 01:49:43.600 It says it's seventy six. Agrees in here. 1816 01:49:44.800 --> 01:49:46.720 Here we are, there's people outside working in like one 1817 01:49:46.760 --> 01:49:51.039 hundred degree weather, and we're like, it's seventy six. This 1818 01:49:51.239 --> 01:49:51.800 is crazy. 1819 01:49:52.319 --> 01:49:54.239 Well, that's what happens when you're at the top man. 1820 01:49:54.319 --> 01:49:56.720 The sun gets to us before it gets down there. 1821 01:49:56.760 --> 01:49:57.680 We're on the top floor. 1822 01:49:57.880 --> 01:50:00.600 It's set at cool and it set it seventy one. 1823 01:50:00.680 --> 01:50:02.199 It's always said it seventy one. 1824 01:50:02.279 --> 01:50:04.640 Yeah, no, earlier it was fault reazing. You know what 1825 01:50:04.760 --> 01:50:09.119 it is? I bet they're working on it because it's leaking. 1826 01:50:09.239 --> 01:50:11.439 And so we got off gig it. We're just telling 1827 01:50:11.720 --> 01:50:14.640 talking about this. We got off the elevator and you 1828 01:50:14.720 --> 01:50:17.920 thought you were tripping balls because the walls movie they're melting, 1829 01:50:18.319 --> 01:50:20.600 But it's because the water was leaking from the I 1830 01:50:20.680 --> 01:50:23.920 bet they're working on it. Probably, So wait wait till. 1831 01:50:23.800 --> 01:50:29.239 Ten guys, for real, Your boy knows right, I'm gonna 1832 01:50:29.239 --> 01:50:30.479 have to send them a mess and be like, hey, 1833 01:50:31.199 --> 01:50:33.000 next time we have the AC guys in, can you 1834 01:50:33.079 --> 01:50:37.079 do it? After we're such babies we're like, I don't 1835 01:50:37.079 --> 01:50:39.479 know if I can do the podcast seventy six in here? 1836 01:50:40.680 --> 01:50:42.720 Oh my god, I have to strip all my clothes 1837 01:50:42.720 --> 01:50:45.880 off and walk in there and does Meanwhile, the fields 1838 01:50:45.960 --> 01:50:48.399 like outside these you know, you guys are laying asphalt 1839 01:50:48.439 --> 01:50:48.800 and stuff. 1840 01:50:48.880 --> 01:50:54.439 Can we get some fans in here? Yeah, we're windows. 1841 01:50:54.560 --> 01:51:02.720 Okay, I'm acclimated. It's different, right, it's different. I'm sure 1842 01:51:02.760 --> 01:51:06.520 you complain about your job when it's hot. Yes, of course, 1843 01:51:07.840 --> 01:51:12.439 when my buddy works in a manufacturing building, wedding and stuff. No, 1844 01:51:12.600 --> 01:51:19.399 acy heard you complain about it being seventy six, right, 1845 01:51:20.600 --> 01:51:22.680 I don't tell you, man. I keep it at like 1846 01:51:22.800 --> 01:51:26.239 seventy in here, right. I want my hands like icicles. 1847 01:51:26.760 --> 01:51:29.119 I keep a coat in here. That's not a lie, 1848 01:51:29.439 --> 01:51:32.159 right for on a summer day. So you put your 1849 01:51:32.600 --> 01:51:35.880 like a cold in here, and it keeps me spry. Yeah, 1850 01:51:37.279 --> 01:51:41.560 that whirl perspiring, my shirt sticking to me, not even perspiring. 1851 01:51:43.640 --> 01:51:53.199 I'm just warm. I'm just a scoche above uncomfortable. 1852 01:51:56.159 --> 01:51:57.119 There's a little shine. 1853 01:51:58.119 --> 01:52:02.600 I'm a greasy boy. It's always a little shine. Allright. 1854 01:52:05.279 --> 01:52:08.960 We need a water station. You take a break. We'll 1855 01:52:09.000 --> 01:52:12.119 be back. If you're listening to the big Man Morning Show. 1856 01:52:25.279 --> 01:52:30.279 I have some crazy headlines to read. You're really crazy. 1857 01:52:31.319 --> 01:52:37.520 So this head of court over in England, she was killed. 1858 01:52:37.880 --> 01:52:40.079 She got hit in the head with a hammer twenty 1859 01:52:40.399 --> 01:52:46.319 one times, right on July eighth. That happened this year, right, 1860 01:52:47.640 --> 01:52:52.800 twenty one times. So like just swing your hand twenty 1861 01:52:52.880 --> 01:52:53.840 one times. 1862 01:52:53.920 --> 01:52:54.000 Like. 1863 01:52:55.560 --> 01:52:56.840 That's a lot. That's a lot. 1864 01:52:57.479 --> 01:53:01.239 Engine feels like ten. Yeah, now I had eleven more. Yeah, 1865 01:53:01.319 --> 01:53:02.680 you really getting your point across. 1866 01:53:03.119 --> 01:53:05.239 There's not much of a head left after that. No, 1867 01:53:06.680 --> 01:53:08.760 and that's where she got hit. Was it head? Okay? 1868 01:53:08.920 --> 01:53:09.079 Yeah? 1869 01:53:09.199 --> 01:53:09.359 Yeah? 1870 01:53:09.399 --> 01:53:09.560 Yeah? 1871 01:53:09.760 --> 01:53:10.119 Who did it? 1872 01:53:10.960 --> 01:53:11.640 They got the guy? 1873 01:53:11.920 --> 01:53:13.800 Oh uh. 1874 01:53:14.520 --> 01:53:16.920 She was found by a gardener lying face down on 1875 01:53:17.000 --> 01:53:21.479 her kitchen floor. I bet she was. I bet you were. 1876 01:53:21.520 --> 01:53:24.079 It was? She say, face down, face down? How would 1877 01:53:24.119 --> 01:53:27.600 they know? I think they're just making an assumption right 1878 01:53:28.000 --> 01:53:29.840 in their teeth. Threa at the bottom of the pile. 1879 01:53:29.880 --> 01:53:37.319 I don't know, Yah, smashed twenty one times. I don't 1880 01:53:37.359 --> 01:53:40.479 I couldn't do anything like that. No, you know what, 1881 01:53:40.600 --> 01:53:42.840 that's not true. Anybody who's ever done things like that, 1882 01:53:43.000 --> 01:53:44.960 they weren't like I could do that someday. 1883 01:53:45.000 --> 01:53:47.079 Right, No, you just fucking do it. It's in all 1884 01:53:47.239 --> 01:53:49.800 the rage. All the rage that you build building up 1885 01:53:49.880 --> 01:53:52.439 all your life comes out in that one moment. 1886 01:53:52.640 --> 01:53:58.079 Perhaps I think it's more of the the inlin the moment. 1887 01:53:58.439 --> 01:54:01.920 The thing is, it feels like justice to you. Yeah, 1888 01:54:02.439 --> 01:54:04.399 you know most of the people that do really heinous 1889 01:54:04.479 --> 01:54:08.439 things to them, it feels like justice. Yeah. Wait, we 1890 01:54:08.520 --> 01:54:10.760 don't think it's justice. And it feels like justice. You 1891 01:54:10.920 --> 01:54:11.520 were wronged. 1892 01:54:11.680 --> 01:54:13.920 That person was wronged in one way or the other, 1893 01:54:14.399 --> 01:54:16.880 and they feel like they're getting them back and that's 1894 01:54:17.520 --> 01:54:19.439 that's how they felt like getting them back at Yeah. 1895 01:54:20.680 --> 01:54:25.239 All right, here's the other one. This one's married teacher 1896 01:54:25.359 --> 01:54:29.319 had sex with boy after blindfolding him, trying to bed 1897 01:54:29.680 --> 01:54:37.159 and tickle him. Okay, well, I mean it's just playful fun. 1898 01:54:38.359 --> 01:54:41.000 So I have two daughters, and there's this thing that 1899 01:54:41.239 --> 01:54:45.079 I don't know why strangers, particularly grandpa's not their grandpa's, 1900 01:54:45.119 --> 01:54:48.399 but people that could be like they do that tickle, 1901 01:54:48.479 --> 01:54:52.119 They try to emulate that tickling. I'm like, giggee, because. 1902 01:54:51.880 --> 01:54:54.560 It makes them laugh, and you know, making children laugh 1903 01:54:54.720 --> 01:54:57.760 is funny. Laughter is contagious, and you know it brings 1904 01:54:57.760 --> 01:55:00.279 a smile to it. They put your guardie down because 1905 01:55:00.319 --> 01:55:04.119 what it is, it puts your guard down, that's why. 1906 01:55:05.159 --> 01:55:09.079 You and they're squirming and the next thing you know, 1907 01:55:09.159 --> 01:55:10.600 they squirmed right out of their pants. 1908 01:55:11.760 --> 01:55:15.159 No, I think they don't know. You think, oh, they 1909 01:55:15.199 --> 01:55:18.079 think they're just oblivious kids. Yes, oh, I thought we 1910 01:55:18.159 --> 01:55:20.479 was talking about the old people. But kids notoriously want 1911 01:55:20.520 --> 01:55:25.520 to please adults, so they just will obey, right, okay, right, 1912 01:55:25.720 --> 01:55:29.880 I know some kids defy, but typically overwhelmingly kids will 1913 01:55:30.000 --> 01:55:34.119 just try to appease an adult because we were always 1914 01:55:34.239 --> 01:55:37.800 raised to respect your elders, do what they say, you know, 1915 01:55:38.079 --> 01:55:39.159 don't don't talk bad. 1916 01:55:39.239 --> 01:55:41.279 I don't think it's that. No, No, I think I 1917 01:55:41.680 --> 01:55:43.920 think that is true that that happens. But I think 1918 01:55:44.000 --> 01:55:47.680 that psychologically, you look to those people as your leaders 1919 01:55:48.159 --> 01:55:50.399 and the people showing you guidance. So therefore you're like, yeah, 1920 01:55:50.439 --> 01:55:51.640 I want to show you that I can do this. 1921 01:55:52.119 --> 01:55:55.079 I want you happy, right, that type of thing. 1922 01:55:55.520 --> 01:55:57.000 So give your uncle a hug. 1923 01:55:57.119 --> 01:56:00.159 Right, I've never done that. I got in a conversation 1924 01:56:00.239 --> 01:56:03.239 with my somebody in my family and they they were like, well, 1925 01:56:03.279 --> 01:56:05.800 they don't want to hug me. I'm like, okay, well 1926 01:56:05.960 --> 01:56:08.439 I'm I'm their so, and so they should give me. 1927 01:56:08.479 --> 01:56:10.640 I'm like not if they don't want to. I'm not 1928 01:56:10.880 --> 01:56:14.840 raising them to obey. I'm raising them to be independent 1929 01:56:14.920 --> 01:56:18.680 thinkers and want to give you a hug. Right, Well, 1930 01:56:18.880 --> 01:56:22.279 I don't think that's right. Well, let me get you 1931 01:56:22.319 --> 01:56:27.720 a comment card because I don't care. Here's a really 1932 01:56:27.760 --> 01:56:34.880 fun thought question. If a man was going to put 1933 01:56:34.960 --> 01:56:39.000 his name out there and his phone number saying he 1934 01:56:39.199 --> 01:56:43.720 was available, what man would get the most hookups? Think 1935 01:56:43.760 --> 01:56:44.399 of celebrity? 1936 01:56:45.560 --> 01:56:51.800 Right? What famous mail if they posted their phone number 1937 01:56:51.840 --> 01:56:53.039 and said I'm open for business? 1938 01:56:54.880 --> 01:56:56.600 Are we talking single celebrities? 1939 01:56:58.760 --> 01:56:59.600 If that makes you happy? 1940 01:57:00.239 --> 01:57:06.720 Leonardo DiCaprio, okay, because you got to think globally, yeah, right, 1941 01:57:06.960 --> 01:57:10.720 you don't want to go too young, right, because you've 1942 01:57:10.720 --> 01:57:13.359 got to appeal to the older demos as well. 1943 01:57:13.520 --> 01:57:16.319 Right right, you're trying to get the most numbers, cast 1944 01:57:16.520 --> 01:57:19.920 the whitest net. I don't know if Leonardo DiCaprio is 1945 01:57:20.039 --> 01:57:26.439 the best choice, right, Ronaldo Christiano Ronaldo? Do you know 1946 01:57:26.560 --> 01:57:30.000 he's named after who? Ronald Reagan? This dad was a 1947 01:57:30.039 --> 01:57:36.079 giant Ronald Reagan fan. Weird, But what would who would 1948 01:57:36.119 --> 01:57:39.119 that be? Who would that person be? I think we 1949 01:57:39.199 --> 01:57:42.800 can pick apart Leonardo DiCaprio. Is he checked the boxes 1950 01:57:42.840 --> 01:57:45.760 of world. Yeah, of course, but I've also he's also 1951 01:57:45.800 --> 01:57:48.920 got this like playboy type of attitude. 1952 01:57:48.960 --> 01:57:50.520 A lot of people have to be like, I don't know, 1953 01:57:50.600 --> 01:57:54.439 you've been around the block a few times. Yeah, George 1954 01:57:54.520 --> 01:57:58.479 Clooney comes to mind. Okay, he might be too old 1955 01:57:59.079 --> 01:58:01.520 for the twenty something. Okay, well then here's one for 1956 01:58:01.680 --> 01:58:05.319 he is gonna blow your mind. John Stamos. Oh yeah, 1957 01:58:05.640 --> 01:58:09.920 fucking John Stamos oldest shit right, gets the older demographic, 1958 01:58:10.279 --> 01:58:14.279 but still has buck Yeah still right him so much? Right, So, 1959 01:58:14.439 --> 01:58:16.159 I mean he's still got the good hair, he's got 1960 01:58:16.239 --> 01:58:18.760 the good skin. You know, you look at him, you're. 1961 01:58:18.600 --> 01:58:21.199 Like shit, all right. I mean if I was twenty five, 1962 01:58:21.319 --> 01:58:21.960 I fuck him. 1963 01:58:22.000 --> 01:58:24.880 I heard the best John Stamos story when I went 1964 01:58:24.960 --> 01:58:26.760 back home to Indiana. 1965 01:58:26.960 --> 01:58:29.039 So a front of what how does that have the 1966 01:58:29.079 --> 01:58:31.800 connection of because he just mentioned him no, no, no, 1967 01:58:31.960 --> 01:58:33.039 no to Indiana. 1968 01:58:33.279 --> 01:58:36.840 Oh well, because when I went back home, a friend 1969 01:58:36.880 --> 01:58:42.239 of mine from Indiana got married and in in Disney world, 1970 01:58:43.399 --> 01:58:47.079 I know, he got married to Epcot Center, and John 1971 01:58:47.159 --> 01:58:51.600 Stamos has a big Disney connection, Like he's he's played 1972 01:58:52.760 --> 01:58:56.119 drums at Eva Center and stuff, and like whenever something 1973 01:58:56.239 --> 01:59:01.239 new opens. He's usually there, I guess. And a big 1974 01:59:01.319 --> 01:59:03.960 group of friends were at their wedding at Epcot and 1975 01:59:04.039 --> 01:59:08.239 they made this whole giant like group text and they 1976 01:59:08.279 --> 01:59:11.000 were like, hope, maybe we'll run into John Stamos and 1977 01:59:11.079 --> 01:59:13.399 he can play a tune for you at your wedding. 1978 01:59:13.960 --> 01:59:19.520 And they made like different AI pictures and every group 1979 01:59:19.640 --> 01:59:23.319 picture that they would make, they would post a picture 1980 01:59:23.399 --> 01:59:28.520 of John SteamOS in it, like funny pictures, you know, 1981 01:59:29.319 --> 01:59:32.039 And all of a sudden they get off of the 1982 01:59:32.159 --> 01:59:38.800 bus and there's fucking John SteamOS, Like holy shit, John 1983 01:59:38.920 --> 01:59:41.039 Semos is here. And they ran up to him. They're like, 1984 01:59:41.159 --> 01:59:44.399 oh my god, you're actually here. And they showed him 1985 01:59:44.640 --> 01:59:47.199 in the group text and all the pictures that they posted, 1986 01:59:47.359 --> 01:59:50.000 and so what he did. He made a video for 1987 01:59:50.079 --> 01:59:52.399 them and like you guys, manifested me here I am 1988 01:59:52.600 --> 01:59:55.000 and he like congratulated the bride and groom and made 1989 01:59:55.000 --> 01:59:59.039 them a personalized, like cameo video for them. It was 1990 01:59:59.279 --> 01:59:59.960 the coolest thing. 1991 02:00:00.439 --> 02:00:04.680 He is still a good looking man. Six You know 1992 02:00:04.720 --> 02:00:07.319 what his connection is, He's a Disney adult, Like he 1993 02:00:07.640 --> 02:00:10.439 loves Disney. He's a giant collector of Disney stuff, Like 1994 02:00:10.520 --> 02:00:15.399 he's that person we make funnel. Yeah, that's his connection. 1995 02:00:15.720 --> 02:00:18.680 So they call there was like, hey, John's available, right. 1996 02:00:19.439 --> 02:00:22.560 Ain't because it was a new roller coaster that had 1997 02:00:22.680 --> 02:00:25.960 opened at that time for the opening. 1998 02:00:26.239 --> 02:00:30.920 He's a Disney nerd or mousehead or whatever. I mean, 1999 02:00:31.000 --> 02:00:32.800 good for him, who cares. He's got looks to just 2000 02:00:32.920 --> 02:00:35.039 do it. I don't hate the John Samos. I don't 2001 02:00:35.039 --> 02:00:39.880 know if he has enough like European Asian appeal. 2002 02:00:41.520 --> 02:00:43.640 I don't know, maybe not a notoriety. They may not 2003 02:00:43.840 --> 02:00:46.199 know him over there, but I mean I think if 2004 02:00:46.199 --> 02:00:49.079 you're like, yeah, if you just show him a picture, 2005 02:00:49.319 --> 02:00:51.000 they're like, hey, you want to fuck this guy? And 2006 02:00:51.039 --> 02:00:54.000 they'd be like yeah, but you know it's more of 2007 02:00:54.079 --> 02:00:56.319 they just post it. And then I think he's too young. 2008 02:00:57.960 --> 02:00:58.920 I think he's too young. 2009 02:00:59.119 --> 02:01:01.359 I don't know. I'm I mean, my mom's seventy one 2010 02:01:01.520 --> 02:01:02.800 and she would fuck him. 2011 02:01:04.119 --> 02:01:13.199 Yeah, but I'd like to present evidence. But I don't hate. 2012 02:01:13.600 --> 02:01:17.479 Those are all great picks. Like for example, you can't 2013 02:01:17.520 --> 02:01:20.680 pick Patrick Mahomes. He's too regional. 2014 02:01:21.000 --> 02:01:25.960 He's too American, right right, he doesn't have enough international appeal. 2015 02:01:27.119 --> 02:01:31.319 And you could maybe pick uh. I don't know Mick Jagger, 2016 02:01:31.479 --> 02:01:34.079 I'm told I know, I'm trying to do a thought experiment. 2017 02:01:34.359 --> 02:01:35.199 I think he's too. 2018 02:01:35.159 --> 02:01:36.880 Old, Pierce Brosnan. 2019 02:01:37.239 --> 02:01:41.359 No, No, he doesn't look quite the same as you. No, 2020 02:01:42.159 --> 02:01:45.079 you need to look him up. Okay, you said that 2021 02:01:45.159 --> 02:01:47.560 because you garnered the days he was on double O seven. 2022 02:01:47.800 --> 02:01:48.000 Yeah. 2023 02:01:48.199 --> 02:01:52.079 Yeah, I mean he's great out, but he's still That's 2024 02:01:52.119 --> 02:01:53.439 like saying Richard gear. 2025 02:01:57.560 --> 02:01:57.720 Right. 2026 02:01:57.840 --> 02:02:00.640 If you said Richard, I'd still fuck Peer Brosman. 2027 02:02:01.319 --> 02:02:02.319 Jesus, how old is he? 2028 02:02:02.880 --> 02:02:06.720 Seventy three? Holy shit, seventy three? I still do him. 2029 02:02:07.680 --> 02:02:09.600 I don't know if I fucking seventy three. I shouldn't 2030 02:02:09.600 --> 02:02:15.359 say that, right, fifty one, that's not that far away. No, 2031 02:02:15.600 --> 02:02:18.560 I know my wife's the oldest person I've ever had 2032 02:02:18.600 --> 02:02:24.319 sex with. Oh, same for her. By the way, I'm 2033 02:02:24.359 --> 02:02:26.479 gonna ask her Amy, the oldest person you've ever had 2034 02:02:26.479 --> 02:02:31.720 sex with? You had sex with another fifty year olds? Right? Well, 2035 02:02:31.760 --> 02:02:35.760 there's this one time in college. Ah fuck yeah, careful 2036 02:02:35.800 --> 02:02:40.199 what you asked for. Uh, I'm trying to think of 2037 02:02:40.319 --> 02:02:49.600 other mass appeal male yeh No, Like, yeah, I don't 2038 02:02:49.600 --> 02:02:51.800 even really know who that is. But that doesn't mean well, 2039 02:02:51.840 --> 02:02:52.520 it doesn't an appeal. 2040 02:02:54.600 --> 02:02:59.239 He's yeah, he's appealing, Idris Elba. 2041 02:03:00.800 --> 02:03:04.039 I don't think so, because still people are racist. Oh 2042 02:03:04.119 --> 02:03:06.079 that's a point, they just are. 2043 02:03:06.239 --> 02:03:09.600 I mean, yeah, but he was the people's sexiest man, 2044 02:03:09.640 --> 02:03:11.039 alne I doesn't mean anything. 2045 02:03:11.560 --> 02:03:18.319 No Wiley's ugly as fuck man, noted GIMPI wouldn't fuck him. 2046 02:03:18.399 --> 02:03:21.000 No, Like some of these younger pictures, you're like, all right, 2047 02:03:21.079 --> 02:03:22.960 but like current, you're like, oh god, what. 2048 02:03:23.079 --> 02:03:24.640 If they give you a million dollars. 2049 02:03:24.920 --> 02:03:26.479 I mean, there's not much I wouldn't do for a 2050 02:03:26.520 --> 02:03:27.159 million dollars. 2051 02:03:27.239 --> 02:03:30.279 But I mean, come on, we're just talking about sex 2052 02:03:30.359 --> 02:03:36.319 appeal and he does not have it, Okay, okay, And I. 2053 02:03:36.359 --> 02:03:39.439 Have question whether Noil Wiley has enough international appeal. 2054 02:03:39.760 --> 02:03:40.600 Yeah, I agree with you. 2055 02:03:40.840 --> 02:03:42.680 I think that's where the problem is when it comes 2056 02:03:42.720 --> 02:03:45.399 to that sort of thing. It's the international part. 2057 02:03:46.600 --> 02:03:52.319 Oh, this is a good one. Pedro Pascal. I know 2058 02:03:52.399 --> 02:03:55.640 he would have sex with me. I depends on what 2059 02:03:55.800 --> 02:03:56.319 month it was. 2060 02:03:56.680 --> 02:04:00.880 I don't I don't think. I don't think that people 2061 02:04:00.920 --> 02:04:07.000 would because he I think women find him a little narcissistic. 2062 02:04:08.039 --> 02:04:11.640 Really yeah, I think that they don't like his personality. Okay, 2063 02:04:12.000 --> 02:04:15.479 you don't, No, I actually I actually like him. 2064 02:04:15.600 --> 02:04:17.479 I've never heard that because I've always heard he's a 2065 02:04:17.520 --> 02:04:18.600 super nice guy. Oh. 2066 02:04:20.439 --> 02:04:24.319 I maybe maybe I'm wrong, but I I have I 2067 02:04:24.399 --> 02:04:27.359 have heard others so, and I've also heard that he 2068 02:04:27.680 --> 02:04:31.600 is both that he's bisexual. I don't think women straight 2069 02:04:31.640 --> 02:04:34.159 women are attracted to bisexual men. 2070 02:04:35.079 --> 02:04:37.880 What women do you think are attracted to bisexual men? 2071 02:04:38.239 --> 02:04:40.720 Not lesbians? Right? I know? 2072 02:04:40.960 --> 02:04:45.359 But I want they want straight women want straight men. 2073 02:04:45.479 --> 02:04:48.439 They don't want a man also inderted to a man. 2074 02:04:48.640 --> 02:04:50.560 No, that's not how it works. 2075 02:04:51.600 --> 02:04:55.239 You sure, yeah, I think guys will take a bisexual 2076 02:04:55.319 --> 02:04:56.159 woman any day. 2077 02:04:56.279 --> 02:04:59.560 I think the argument you're making is that there aren't 2078 02:04:59.680 --> 02:05:02.800 enough bisexual women. There are, no, there are not A 2079 02:05:02.880 --> 02:05:05.000 straight woman would for sure get with a bisexual man, 2080 02:05:05.640 --> 02:05:08.880 because they don't go give me your rundown. They just go, oh, 2081 02:05:08.920 --> 02:05:11.239 you're interested me, we have chemistry. Let's and then you 2082 02:05:11.319 --> 02:05:13.560 find out they're bisexual or you already know them as 2083 02:05:13.640 --> 02:05:16.079 being bisexual. They don't have them fill out a resume, 2084 02:05:17.439 --> 02:05:19.439 you know what I mean. They don't wear a sign 2085 02:05:21.039 --> 02:05:24.760 this says not bisexual. I'm on the home man away team. 2086 02:05:25.119 --> 02:05:28.800 Oh, football players not big enough. 2087 02:05:28.880 --> 02:05:32.279 Unless you're thinking soccer, even though the Super Bowls big 2088 02:05:32.359 --> 02:05:35.399 and the NFL is big, it is not globally appealing 2089 02:05:35.640 --> 02:05:39.199 like soccer. Like Rinaldo is a great one. Yeah, David 2090 02:05:39.319 --> 02:05:42.199 Beckham is a great one. Even though I think he 2091 02:05:42.319 --> 02:05:43.079 looks old. 2092 02:05:43.920 --> 02:05:47.560 He's still hot. But Travis Kelsey you could put on 2093 02:05:47.640 --> 02:05:51.760 there because but Taylor Swift has made him even more popular, for. 2094 02:05:51.960 --> 02:05:57.760 Sure, but not as popular as her, not even in 2095 02:05:57.800 --> 02:06:01.079 the same zip code, you know what I mean. 2096 02:06:01.359 --> 02:06:04.960 Yeah, but he's got his podcast too. 2097 02:06:05.439 --> 02:06:10.399 Not globally he's gotty craft beer. Not all those think 2098 02:06:10.479 --> 02:06:12.039 of it like this. This is a great example I 2099 02:06:12.119 --> 02:06:15.720 heard on this topic, and that is in Asia you 2100 02:06:15.880 --> 02:06:19.359 can buy period panties in a vending machine. That just 2101 02:06:19.439 --> 02:06:23.079 doesn't transcend to American culture. So those the podcasting stuff 2102 02:06:23.119 --> 02:06:27.399 doesn't transcend the other way. Not always, not on everything, 2103 02:06:27.600 --> 02:06:32.760 Michael B. Jordan, Maybe yeah, Chriss Worse said people are 2104 02:06:32.800 --> 02:06:35.479 still Yeah, Chris ems Worst. 2105 02:06:35.760 --> 02:06:40.920 Possibly he's a dude. What about Elon? You want international recognition? No, 2106 02:06:41.279 --> 02:06:43.520 you don't think so, not even for the money. 2107 02:06:44.359 --> 02:06:46.119 I mean, if you thought that you were going to 2108 02:06:46.800 --> 02:06:47.680 get them where. 2109 02:06:47.560 --> 02:06:50.840 My head's at. But you're just trying to get dates. 2110 02:06:50.960 --> 02:06:55.159 But if you're getting, if you're only getting you know, fucked. 2111 02:06:56.359 --> 02:06:57.560 You're not getting any money. 2112 02:06:57.760 --> 02:07:00.600 You're getting at least goodie bags after you're done, they hear, 2113 02:07:01.079 --> 02:07:02.159 thanks for swinging by. 2114 02:07:02.840 --> 02:07:06.960 Here's a Rolex and I'm gonna make a not shocking statement. 2115 02:07:08.359 --> 02:07:11.520 Chris Hemsworth's wife is a smoke show. 2116 02:07:11.960 --> 02:07:15.800 Yes, she's very naturally beautiful, exactly, that's exactly. 2117 02:07:15.920 --> 02:07:19.720 She's famous. Yeah, I mean yeah, she's got six million 2118 02:07:19.760 --> 02:07:22.039 followers on Instagram. I'd say she's partially famous. 2119 02:07:22.159 --> 02:07:24.600 Well, but that's I mean, she's not an actress, Yes she. 2120 02:07:24.800 --> 02:07:30.800 Is, yes, elsa, Yeah, what was she in? I think 2121 02:07:30.840 --> 02:07:37.039 she's a Latin actress. Goodness gracious. Yeah, she's a Spanish 2122 02:07:37.119 --> 02:07:41.600 model and actress and with blue eyes for fifty years old. 2123 02:07:41.680 --> 02:07:45.079 By golly, are you looking at her? Are you looking 2124 02:07:45.079 --> 02:07:47.439 at her Instagram? No? Not yet, but I'm about to 2125 02:07:47.720 --> 02:07:50.319 go go and scroll down to you see her in 2126 02:07:50.560 --> 02:07:53.239 like a like I don't know what this thing is, 2127 02:07:53.920 --> 02:08:01.439 but it's like a lacy silver thing. She looks. She's 2128 02:08:01.640 --> 02:08:08.079 ridiculously hot. Oh for fifty you're right, gimpie. Yeah, I 2129 02:08:08.319 --> 02:08:15.079 can stretch and kick ah fifty Yeah. Good for her, 2130 02:08:15.199 --> 02:08:18.520 good for him, good for them. Yeah, he's so. I 2131 02:08:18.600 --> 02:08:21.439 want to bromance with him. He is so freaking cool. 2132 02:08:21.680 --> 02:08:23.880 He seems like a good guy, you know, sit down 2133 02:08:23.920 --> 02:08:25.800 and chill and hang out with. He has this thing 2134 02:08:25.880 --> 02:08:28.239 on that GEO where he does all these crazy things, 2135 02:08:28.800 --> 02:08:31.880 and he did one where he found out they did 2136 02:08:31.960 --> 02:08:33.600 a test and found out he had some like diseased 2137 02:08:33.600 --> 02:08:35.439 thing you had to get taken care of. And they 2138 02:08:35.479 --> 02:08:37.119 would have never happened if he wouldn't have done these 2139 02:08:37.119 --> 02:08:40.760 shows for National Geographic. Yeah, I mean just the way 2140 02:08:40.800 --> 02:08:43.039 he communicated, You're like, you're a good dude. 2141 02:08:43.319 --> 02:08:46.199 Had he found out that he had the marker for Alzheimer. 2142 02:08:45.840 --> 02:08:49.680 That's what it was. He's only forty two. That's why 2143 02:08:49.800 --> 02:08:51.520 she got with. She's like, I got a younger guy, 2144 02:08:51.680 --> 02:08:53.479 and he's like, I fucking got a hotie. 2145 02:08:53.600 --> 02:08:55.439 Her birthday was just like three days ago. 2146 02:08:55.520 --> 02:08:59.119 Oh good, well, happy birthday there? Uh who was Tom Brady's? 2147 02:08:59.159 --> 02:09:03.279 What's Jiselle? She's hotter than Justsell and I think Lle's beautiful, 2148 02:09:04.319 --> 02:09:07.479 but this girl looks like a million bucks. I don't 2149 02:09:07.560 --> 02:09:09.680 know if Giselle still looks the same as she used to. 2150 02:09:10.680 --> 02:09:11.600 What do you what do you mean? 2151 02:09:12.319 --> 02:09:16.319 Because she's she's aged a little bit, she's younger than 2152 02:09:16.359 --> 02:09:17.520 this woman's forty six. 2153 02:09:17.680 --> 02:09:19.880 Yeah, her birthday was yesterday, but. 2154 02:09:19.920 --> 02:09:24.760 She's still I think, listen, we're splitting Harrison. She's a ten. Yeah, 2155 02:09:25.239 --> 02:09:29.800 that's truth. Any of these women are tens. Not that 2156 02:09:29.880 --> 02:09:34.359 I didn't expect Hemsworth to have a beautiful partner, right, 2157 02:09:35.119 --> 02:09:37.600 but I don't know she You look at her and 2158 02:09:37.640 --> 02:09:40.079 you're like, you don't look like every other ten. Now, 2159 02:09:40.560 --> 02:09:44.079 you don't look like Kate Upton ten. You're Robbie. 2160 02:09:45.560 --> 02:09:49.359 Yeah you realized she was only forty six. I thought 2161 02:09:49.399 --> 02:09:51.920 she was a lot older than that. We're the same age. 2162 02:09:52.680 --> 02:09:58.600 M huh yeah, right, no, shut out. Well, age wasn't 2163 02:09:58.640 --> 02:10:01.840 the problem. I don't know if you're a where don't. 2164 02:10:02.199 --> 02:10:04.960 I don't think age was the thing that was holding 2165 02:10:05.079 --> 02:10:07.720 you back. Age is if you ever want to slum 2166 02:10:07.840 --> 02:10:11.840 it up, slum it up? Oh man, you know what 2167 02:10:11.920 --> 02:10:15.439 I could use? I can use some fat turd from Tulsa, Oklahom. 2168 02:10:16.079 --> 02:10:18.359 Oh god, how about Robert Downey Jr. 2169 02:10:20.760 --> 02:10:24.000 Okay, I think that's a good argument. I don't have 2170 02:10:24.079 --> 02:10:25.000 any argument against that. 2171 02:10:25.239 --> 02:10:25.439 Yeah. 2172 02:10:25.960 --> 02:10:28.520 I think the Marvel movies did him some good, you know, 2173 02:10:28.640 --> 02:10:29.119 doing good. 2174 02:10:29.159 --> 02:10:30.920 He just had another one going out so far as 2175 02:10:30.960 --> 02:10:34.039 like international recognition is what I what I meant by that. 2176 02:10:34.319 --> 02:10:37.640 Yeah, you're probably not wrong. I mean he does not 2177 02:10:37.760 --> 02:10:40.560 look like we just had this conversation about somebody else 2178 02:10:40.600 --> 02:10:43.039 and he was sixty. This guy's sixty one and he 2179 02:10:43.159 --> 02:10:44.720 looks every year of it. Yeah. 2180 02:10:47.199 --> 02:10:53.159 What about musicians Lenny Kravitz, I don't know. Yeah, I 2181 02:10:53.199 --> 02:10:56.079 don't know. Oh yeah, I don't know. People are still racist. 2182 02:10:56.239 --> 02:11:00.279 Yeah, and then he's culturally people are racist. Yeah, yeah, 2183 02:11:01.560 --> 02:11:03.600 that's not I don't need an email. That's not. I'm 2184 02:11:03.640 --> 02:11:06.119 not judging you all. I'm just saying that, like, that's 2185 02:11:06.159 --> 02:11:08.439 the reality of the world. Some people aren't. You go 2186 02:11:08.520 --> 02:11:12.920 to Hawaii. They don't like Mainlanders call you howlies. That 2187 02:11:13.119 --> 02:11:25.640 that just is life. Like Chris Martin, Chris Martin, I 2188 02:11:25.720 --> 02:11:28.439 think you got to put him in the same argument 2189 02:11:28.479 --> 02:11:31.119 as Rinaldo or Brad Pitt. 2190 02:11:31.600 --> 02:11:32.520 Oh yeah, Brad Pitt. 2191 02:11:34.359 --> 02:11:38.359 Yeah, we never did mention that guy. I mean, he's 2192 02:11:38.399 --> 02:11:42.479 still pretty hot being old. Not Brad Paisley. Nobody cares 2193 02:11:42.479 --> 02:11:42.920 about him. 2194 02:11:45.159 --> 02:11:50.560 I wanted to see the list of sexiest people alive. Uh, 2195 02:11:51.560 --> 02:12:01.399 Matt Damon, Bradley Cooper, Okay, Harrison Ford that he just 2196 02:12:01.520 --> 02:12:02.199 caught up to him. 2197 02:12:04.039 --> 02:12:07.680 He so his birthday was recently too, what is it 2198 02:12:07.760 --> 02:12:13.600 with me and birthdays? But somebody had mentioned like, hey, you, 2199 02:12:14.239 --> 02:12:19.640 A reporter had said to him, you still are sexy 2200 02:12:19.720 --> 02:12:25.600 as hell and your body looks amazing, and it took 2201 02:12:25.680 --> 02:12:29.399 him off guard and he said, I can't help it. 2202 02:12:29.479 --> 02:12:31.880 I was blessed with good jeens. I guess like he 2203 02:12:31.960 --> 02:12:33.319 didn't know really what to say. 2204 02:12:34.039 --> 02:12:36.199 What do you say? Right? Thanks? 2205 02:12:37.119 --> 02:12:41.399 Because he's eighty or something something like eighty one? 2206 02:12:41.560 --> 02:12:44.439 Maybe even what about Tom Cruise? 2207 02:12:45.039 --> 02:12:47.960 No, yeah, fucker's too little. 2208 02:12:48.079 --> 02:12:50.520 It doesn't matter. You want international recognition. 2209 02:12:50.680 --> 02:12:51.119 It's weird. 2210 02:12:51.560 --> 02:12:53.520 Yeah, he may be weird. All these people are weird, 2211 02:12:53.720 --> 02:12:54.159 you know, but he. 2212 02:12:54.239 --> 02:12:57.600 Is super duper weird with his scientology. 2213 02:12:57.760 --> 02:13:00.560 All yeah, we're not talking about a relation ship. No, 2214 02:13:00.880 --> 02:13:01.840 I'm talking about a hook up. 2215 02:13:01.920 --> 02:13:02.199 Uh huh. 2216 02:13:02.439 --> 02:13:06.720 And with international recognition and looks, he might be at 2217 02:13:06.720 --> 02:13:07.439 the top of the list. 2218 02:13:07.640 --> 02:13:10.560 Yeah, I think that's a I think that's a good 2219 02:13:10.600 --> 02:13:11.760 one to list on the cruise. 2220 02:13:12.319 --> 02:13:17.399 John Stamos right there, neck and neck the Rock, The 2221 02:13:17.560 --> 02:13:21.399 Rock could do it. He's got international recognition and he's beavy. 2222 02:13:22.159 --> 02:13:27.279 Paul Rudd, Yeah, I don't think he's not on. 2223 02:13:27.319 --> 02:13:29.439 The same level looks wise as any of the other ones. 2224 02:13:29.640 --> 02:13:36.159 Chris Pratt, Chris, he's so douchey. Yeah, he's so douchey. 2225 02:13:36.439 --> 02:13:38.680 You do read what he did to his his wife? 2226 02:13:39.279 --> 02:13:40.319 What wife? Which one? 2227 02:13:40.960 --> 02:13:44.319 Anna faris? Do you treated her like shit? Like she 2228 02:13:44.439 --> 02:13:47.640 was going through some stuff? And he was like, bye, yeah, 2229 02:13:48.319 --> 02:13:50.840 that's the story. Calm down, Chris Pratt fans. 2230 02:13:52.279 --> 02:13:58.920 What about oh the baseball player ex baseball player retired. 2231 02:13:58.479 --> 02:14:03.880 Pete Rosse, No, Nolan Herscheiser, Rodriguez. 2232 02:14:07.000 --> 02:14:09.640 He dated, he dated Jennifer Lopez. 2233 02:14:11.159 --> 02:14:14.880 Oh, that fucking gave her herpes? 2234 02:14:16.680 --> 02:14:18.199 What a rod? 2235 02:14:18.319 --> 02:14:26.159 Yeah, he gave her herpes. I read that somewhere. Derek Jeter, Derek. 2236 02:14:26.000 --> 02:14:32.359 Jeter, Alex Rodriguez, who gave Jennifer. 2237 02:14:33.680 --> 02:14:43.039 Lopez herpes? There's no credible evidence that Jennifer Lopez. This 2238 02:14:43.119 --> 02:14:46.399 says Jennifer Lopez gave herpes to somebody. 2239 02:14:46.720 --> 02:14:49.920 Okay, I knew that story. I heard it somewhere and 2240 02:14:49.960 --> 02:14:52.680 it was the baseball player as well. I can't remember 2241 02:14:52.800 --> 02:14:55.840 a Rod or fucking Jeter, whichever one. They're all, all 2242 02:14:55.960 --> 02:14:56.960 of them are full of sand. 2243 02:14:57.039 --> 02:14:58.840 Have herpees justin Timberlake. 2244 02:14:59.640 --> 02:14:59.920 M hm. 2245 02:15:02.520 --> 02:15:04.159 I don't know, I know, I know, I know. I 2246 02:15:04.239 --> 02:15:04.840 don't know either. 2247 02:15:05.279 --> 02:15:07.680 I don't know. It's a hard quantify thing to quantify, 2248 02:15:07.760 --> 02:15:10.840 but I think there's something completely different about Jennifer justin 2249 02:15:10.880 --> 02:15:17.920 Timberlake and Ronaldo and Brad Pitton and Clooney and Beckham, 2250 02:15:18.720 --> 02:15:20.399 you know what I mean. It feels like a different 2251 02:15:20.520 --> 02:15:23.239 tier And I gink, you got it. You gotta be 2252 02:15:23.319 --> 02:15:24.199 in that upper tier. 2253 02:15:25.239 --> 02:15:30.079 Can you imagine being like just somebody who's super accomplished, 2254 02:15:30.319 --> 02:15:31.760 super attractive. 2255 02:15:31.560 --> 02:15:37.680 Has money and you're like, eh, you're not good. Doesn't 2256 02:15:37.760 --> 02:15:41.119 fucking matter. The guy that brought sexy back just couldn't 2257 02:15:41.159 --> 02:15:48.199 maybe not sexy back exactly. Yeah, he's sexy ish. Weird. 2258 02:15:48.319 --> 02:15:51.239 How you you send a note and how the air 2259 02:15:51.319 --> 02:15:55.119 is working again? Amazing how that works out? Does Jennifer 2260 02:15:55.199 --> 02:15:57.800 Lopez shave for pubic here? It's an interesting auto phil? 2261 02:15:59.119 --> 02:16:02.960 I wonder how many people question that enough for it 2262 02:16:03.039 --> 02:16:05.640 to auto phil and how are they gonna know? 2263 02:16:07.079 --> 02:16:07.840 How are they gonna know? 2264 02:16:08.119 --> 02:16:08.239 Uh? 2265 02:16:08.920 --> 02:16:12.920 Says. She's openly stated that she prefers to shave rather 2266 02:16:13.039 --> 02:16:17.760 than wax, specifically sharing that she shaves her pubic area herself, 2267 02:16:18.600 --> 02:16:21.760 oh the boy's waxing, because she doesn't like having other 2268 02:16:21.880 --> 02:16:26.279 people doing it, and only waxes her eyebrows. She detailed 2269 02:16:26.279 --> 02:16:28.720 her grooming routine in an interview with a Lure magazine, 2270 02:16:29.079 --> 02:16:32.159 where she explained that she shaves frequently to maintain a 2271 02:16:32.280 --> 02:16:34.840 smooth look for her busy schedule and shoots some performances. 2272 02:16:35.520 --> 02:16:37.440 You could read more about it. Nope, don't need to 2273 02:16:38.159 --> 02:16:41.159 chase and momoa. No, oh you don't think so. 2274 02:16:42.440 --> 02:16:46.000 No. Maybe back in the day, back in the day, 2275 02:16:46.040 --> 02:16:51.319 back in the the Game of Thrones days when he 2276 02:16:51.479 --> 02:16:53.559 was like ripped, like you watched. I was watching him 2277 02:16:53.600 --> 02:16:56.159 last night in that movie with Batista right the Wrecking Crew, 2278 02:16:56.200 --> 02:16:58.680 and he probably he gains some weight. 2279 02:16:59.440 --> 02:17:02.760 Yeah, I think you you're him? You go ah fuck, 2280 02:17:02.799 --> 02:17:09.159 I did it? Alright, he's fine, exactly Kenna Reeves. Is 2281 02:17:09.239 --> 02:17:11.319 he sexy? He can be. 2282 02:17:11.760 --> 02:17:14.440 I don't think he's patchy beard. I don't think he's 2283 02:17:14.440 --> 02:17:16.479 ever been People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive. No. 2284 02:17:16.799 --> 02:17:20.520 Matthew McConaughey, no ever. 2285 02:17:20.440 --> 02:17:23.120 Since he did Dallas Buyer's Club. There's something weird about him. 2286 02:17:24.520 --> 02:17:28.159 And then he never got it back, never recovered t 2287 02:17:28.319 --> 02:17:31.719 about him being in the stall at a rodeo. Jake 2288 02:17:32.360 --> 02:17:36.159 thought he was with a woman that was not It 2289 02:17:36.280 --> 02:17:40.639 was Jared Leto. No it wasn't Jared Leto. Jared Letto 2290 02:17:40.680 --> 02:17:42.920 didn't play the trainny in Dallas Bars club, Yes, but 2291 02:17:43.079 --> 02:17:47.680 not his partner. They met later on when he came around. Yeah, 2292 02:17:47.760 --> 02:17:51.559 he Jared helped get clients, gotcha, gotcha. No, he thought 2293 02:17:51.559 --> 02:17:53.120 he was. He was having sex with the girl. He 2294 02:17:53.200 --> 02:17:56.000 was so drunk and whatever in the stall at the rodeo, 2295 02:17:56.520 --> 02:17:58.440 and then some guy decided to have his way with 2296 02:17:58.520 --> 02:17:59.959 him and he was like, eh, you know, went in Rome. 2297 02:18:01.159 --> 02:18:03.719 I don't want to be by the way. 2298 02:18:03.799 --> 02:18:10.639 I am swatting, like a jumping up on me for real? Whatever, 2299 02:18:11.120 --> 02:18:13.280 fuck me in the ass one Yeah, in a minute, 2300 02:18:15.040 --> 02:18:19.159 work I have to do keep a thrusting. 2301 02:18:20.879 --> 02:18:25.319 Jennifer Lopez has a new photo spread too, does she? Yeah? 2302 02:18:27.239 --> 02:18:32.319 I think she's like, what, like something do you want 2303 02:18:32.399 --> 02:18:33.239 or something anything like that. 2304 02:18:35.479 --> 02:18:39.399 Yeah, good for you, Jennifer Lopez. Real she's a mutant 2305 02:18:39.440 --> 02:18:41.879 mass Jennifer Lawrence. That's the wrong Jennifer l. 2306 02:18:42.040 --> 02:18:46.680 Goddamn, that's a different research review. Yeah, good for her. 2307 02:18:47.319 --> 02:18:51.680 Uh all right, you guys are awesome. Thanks for putting 2308 02:18:51.760 --> 02:18:54.280 up with us, and good news. It's cool down to 2309 02:18:55.159 --> 02:18:59.280 four so we made we made it work. Thank you 2310 02:18:59.440 --> 02:19:01.520 for pulling this dreams on that you guys have a 2311 02:19:01.600 --> 02:19:02.399 fantastic week. 2312 02:19:08.719 --> 02:19:09.120 Mm hmm