1 00:00:00,160 --> 00:00:04,400 Speaker 1: Now Joe calls his mom, him saying, I don't remember 2 00:00:04,639 --> 00:00:08,560 is a pussy move, and then the crocodile tears. I'm sorry, 3 00:00:08,839 --> 00:00:12,119 I'm just gonna go with crocodile tears. And if they 4 00:00:12,160 --> 00:00:15,759 are real, I don't even care, right because you're a. 5 00:00:15,720 --> 00:00:18,239 Speaker 2: Hoe, Joe, the hoe. I know you know. The cameras 6 00:00:18,280 --> 00:00:18,600 are there. 7 00:00:18,800 --> 00:00:21,920 Speaker 3: This was clearly for us to give you some sympathy 8 00:00:21,960 --> 00:00:24,559 because you feel like you're regretful about your actions. 9 00:00:24,960 --> 00:00:26,760 Speaker 2: E working on this podcast. 10 00:00:26,800 --> 00:00:31,519 Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. This is like I mean, this is 11 00:00:31,640 --> 00:00:37,159 essentially like Steve Harvey. You gotta e. No. 12 00:00:37,280 --> 00:00:57,200 Speaker 4: Number one asks them, Hey, hello, and welcome onboard another 13 00:00:57,200 --> 00:00:59,039 brand spanking episode of bad television. 14 00:00:59,039 --> 00:01:01,719 Speaker 1: That's long for bat To and I'm long for Dyllan. 15 00:01:01,840 --> 00:01:06,640 That's Patrick. Hey, Kay, how are you doing. I'm good. 16 00:01:07,319 --> 00:01:09,920 So we had c rat Con this Friday. We'll probably 17 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:11,400 release that footage. 18 00:01:11,920 --> 00:01:12,840 Speaker 2: I don't know sometime. 19 00:01:12,959 --> 00:01:13,359 Speaker 1: Sometimes. 20 00:01:13,400 --> 00:01:14,079 Speaker 2: We had a great time. 21 00:01:14,120 --> 00:01:15,200 Speaker 1: I want to think, a really good time. 22 00:01:15,200 --> 00:01:17,359 Speaker 2: I want to thank everyone. Captain Carrie. 23 00:01:17,719 --> 00:01:21,959 Speaker 3: We had Haley pinto the Balkan Biscuit. Damo, you know 24 00:01:22,000 --> 00:01:23,439 who you are, Chef's arena. 25 00:01:24,000 --> 00:01:25,120 Speaker 2: It was a real good time. 26 00:01:25,239 --> 00:01:29,480 Speaker 1: Gabby, oh Gaby, But Captain Carrey, thanks very much for 27 00:01:29,519 --> 00:01:31,959 showing up. I all the tea rats, but carry was 28 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:34,640 out ripping it up for his birthday. 29 00:01:34,879 --> 00:01:37,120 Speaker 2: And he took time to spend with the listeners. 30 00:01:37,159 --> 00:01:39,200 Speaker 1: That was good. Yes, and thanks to all the listeners 31 00:01:39,200 --> 00:01:41,959 that participated in it. It's very fun. We'll probably do 32 00:01:42,000 --> 00:01:43,079 it again next year. 33 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,599 Speaker 3: And then next year we're going to celebrate our tenth 34 00:01:45,719 --> 00:01:47,920 I don't need to promote this, but we're definitely gonna 35 00:01:47,920 --> 00:01:50,200 have a fan meet up in person next year. Oh 36 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:54,120 really celebrate our ten years. Yeah, I'll get us a cake. 37 00:01:55,079 --> 00:01:56,879 Speaker 1: We have not been doing this ten years. 38 00:01:56,879 --> 00:01:58,840 Speaker 2: We've been doing it since twenty seventeen days. 39 00:01:59,040 --> 00:02:02,359 Speaker 1: That makes me so sad. I mean happy too. But 40 00:02:02,599 --> 00:02:06,959 you know, I just you know, every day before we record, 41 00:02:07,599 --> 00:02:10,960 we have a little mantra we we go, we're taken 42 00:02:11,039 --> 00:02:13,879 down Rogan, and we just haven't taken him down yet, 43 00:02:13,919 --> 00:02:14,319 not yet. 44 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:14,960 Speaker 2: There's still time. 45 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:17,479 Speaker 3: Yeah, you know what, Dylan Dylan, Dylan Dylan dn't hold 46 00:02:17,520 --> 00:02:18,960 on some of these old bastards. 47 00:02:19,000 --> 00:02:21,520 Speaker 2: I'm talking about Bill Burr. That's sound of a bit. 48 00:02:21,599 --> 00:02:25,719 Speaker 3: You're talking about Bilberr, Bill Burr, Rogan, all those guys. 49 00:02:25,800 --> 00:02:27,879 It took them thirty years it's just gonna take us 50 00:02:27,919 --> 00:02:29,000 fifteen to get to the top. 51 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:31,800 Speaker 1: I say twelve wrote We're coming for that ass, Rogan, 52 00:02:32,120 --> 00:02:35,560 that media ass. Okay, So we've got below Deck to 53 00:02:35,599 --> 00:02:38,439 talk about tonight. If you want real Housewives of Salt Lake, 54 00:02:38,479 --> 00:02:41,599 go to patroon dot com. Slash another podcast network. If 55 00:02:41,639 --> 00:02:43,879 you're a fan of Beverly Hills listening to the same feed, 56 00:02:45,360 --> 00:02:49,039 another public service announcement, go see sorry Baby, It's so fantastic. 57 00:02:49,439 --> 00:02:52,560 It really really is so fantastic. It's like such an 58 00:02:52,680 --> 00:02:56,039 unbelievable it's just such a rejuvenating thing to witness. 59 00:02:56,039 --> 00:02:57,599 Speaker 2: You're the second person to recommend that to me. 60 00:02:58,319 --> 00:03:00,879 Speaker 1: I think the first. No, someone else that I think 61 00:03:00,879 --> 00:03:01,800 I was before them. 62 00:03:01,879 --> 00:03:04,000 Speaker 2: Well, fair enough, I'm just saying you are the second. 63 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:04,680 Speaker 1: P Uh. 64 00:03:04,759 --> 00:03:05,840 Speaker 2: The other thing is uh. 65 00:03:06,120 --> 00:03:08,639 Speaker 3: After next week, we will be taking a one and 66 00:03:08,680 --> 00:03:11,120 a half week break. Dylan and I and Kaylin we 67 00:03:11,240 --> 00:03:13,360 never take breaks. We will be take in a break, 68 00:03:13,360 --> 00:03:16,919 but in our absence, we will be releasing. 69 00:03:16,520 --> 00:03:17,800 Speaker 1: How cold is that diet coke? 70 00:03:18,120 --> 00:03:19,199 Speaker 2: It's pretty cold? 71 00:03:19,639 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 1: Let me feel it. 72 00:03:20,360 --> 00:03:21,520 Speaker 2: Go ahead, we will. 73 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:27,360 Speaker 3: Be releasing the uncensored, formally Patreon exclusive first season of Blowdeck. 74 00:03:27,439 --> 00:03:31,840 Speaker 2: This is where we talked all the sea. I like 75 00:03:31,960 --> 00:03:34,120 medium temperature diets. 76 00:03:34,000 --> 00:03:36,879 Speaker 1: So see to have a diet coke, diet cokes have 77 00:03:37,039 --> 00:03:39,719 to be the mountains have to be blue on a 78 00:03:39,800 --> 00:03:42,319 DC otherwise it's just toxic sludge. 79 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:47,000 Speaker 3: If I may help promote our coverage of Blow Deck Season. 80 00:03:46,719 --> 00:03:48,000 Speaker 1: One, am I not helping? 81 00:03:48,199 --> 00:03:48,719 Speaker 2: No, you're not. 82 00:03:48,759 --> 00:03:52,199 Speaker 3: You're interrupting in our absence. We are going to drop 83 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:56,599 all ten episodes and then some extra content where we 84 00:03:56,599 --> 00:03:58,919 were talking to some of those weirdos on that cast, 85 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:01,719 Oh my god, and that would be there to fill 86 00:04:01,719 --> 00:04:02,719 in our absence. 87 00:04:02,840 --> 00:04:03,840 Speaker 2: So enjoy. 88 00:04:04,159 --> 00:04:06,719 Speaker 1: Also, we should say we don't remember what we said. 89 00:04:06,879 --> 00:04:10,400 It was on Patreon. It's probably rude. Buyer beware. 90 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:13,719 Speaker 2: That's right. If you choose to listen, that's on you do. 91 00:04:13,840 --> 00:04:18,079 Speaker 1: I look homeless right now? No, your hair is crazy? 92 00:04:18,120 --> 00:04:27,680 But is it crazy? I loved this episode you did. 93 00:04:27,959 --> 00:04:33,240 I feel like we're really producing here right. So, while 94 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:37,759 there's a tendency sometimes in reality TV to build the 95 00:04:37,839 --> 00:04:44,000 sandbox and step away, we don't. You can't really do that. 96 00:04:44,079 --> 00:04:51,160 You have to still produce, right, Sending v hum, sending 97 00:04:51,839 --> 00:04:57,079 Gale in, bringing Scott in, a lot of fun things, 98 00:04:57,079 --> 00:04:59,680 a lot of fun you know how Donkey Kong throws 99 00:04:59,720 --> 00:05:02,480 the bar. Yeah, a little bit like that. 100 00:05:03,120 --> 00:05:05,720 Speaker 3: Yeah, I think what you're saying, Dylan like as a writer, 101 00:05:06,600 --> 00:05:09,920 more thrilling stuff, like Steven Spielberg with Jurassic Park. He's 102 00:05:09,920 --> 00:05:12,240 not just gonna have a t Rex like flip the 103 00:05:12,560 --> 00:05:16,680 you know that jeep thing over. As the jeep flips over, 104 00:05:16,879 --> 00:05:20,480 He's gonna have mud sand like flow in through the windows. 105 00:05:20,519 --> 00:05:20,680 Speaker 1: You know. 106 00:05:20,720 --> 00:05:23,040 Speaker 2: It's that extra level of danger. 107 00:05:22,800 --> 00:05:26,439 Speaker 1: Extra level of danger and a contrary to that kind 108 00:05:26,439 --> 00:05:29,600 of the antipathy of that is one of the shows 109 00:05:29,600 --> 00:05:31,839 that we've been talking about a lot. It's actually pluribus 110 00:05:31,959 --> 00:05:37,399 wherein I mean it's essentially just eight hours of nothing 111 00:05:37,439 --> 00:05:38,199 really happening. 112 00:05:39,160 --> 00:05:43,160 Speaker 3: Several people went on rants, It's it's crazy. 113 00:05:45,839 --> 00:05:52,560 Speaker 1: Seven pots for pluribis, six pots for pluribis, ninety pots 114 00:05:52,600 --> 00:05:53,399 for this episode. 115 00:05:53,399 --> 00:05:56,759 Speaker 3: Wow, I should mention out of the gate. Thank you 116 00:05:56,800 --> 00:06:00,240 the Barnacles that sent me the article that Cameron, the 117 00:06:00,319 --> 00:06:04,920 current guest on this current charter, has been indicted on 118 00:06:06,160 --> 00:06:07,079 federal charges. 119 00:06:07,279 --> 00:06:07,560 Speaker 1: Yeah. 120 00:06:07,600 --> 00:06:09,639 Speaker 3: I guess he's been ripping a lot of people off. Ah, 121 00:06:09,680 --> 00:06:12,279 he may not even be a former NFL player. 122 00:06:12,399 --> 00:06:14,639 Speaker 1: That's a good point. I mean, this the whole thing's 123 00:06:14,639 --> 00:06:17,040 in flux now, and we should say rest in peace, 124 00:06:17,360 --> 00:06:20,279 Rob Reiner, and also happy Hanukah to all all uj's 125 00:06:20,319 --> 00:06:20,680 out there. 126 00:06:22,040 --> 00:06:24,639 Speaker 3: You know, Princess Bride, I went to go see that 127 00:06:24,920 --> 00:06:26,800 one of my first dates. I got to touch my 128 00:06:27,240 --> 00:06:30,360 first pair of boobies. Oh really, and you know what, 129 00:06:30,439 --> 00:06:32,639 she kept wanting to kiss me, you know, the with 130 00:06:32,680 --> 00:06:35,879 the tongue. I was more into that film than making out. 131 00:06:36,279 --> 00:06:39,839 Speaker 1: Well, it's a fantastic film, you know. Mandy Tinken is 132 00:06:40,040 --> 00:06:43,240 terrific in it. Andre the Giant was still alive when 133 00:06:43,240 --> 00:06:48,720 they made that movie, you know, barely. That's kind of crazy, Kaylen. 134 00:06:49,279 --> 00:06:52,120 How long did Andre the Giant live when he died? 135 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:53,720 When he was like thirty two or something? 136 00:06:53,759 --> 00:06:55,240 Speaker 2: I know, you think he was a lot older. 137 00:06:56,519 --> 00:06:58,680 Speaker 1: He did when he was forty six. Oh, that's a 138 00:06:58,720 --> 00:07:00,279 kid stretch for a giant. 139 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:02,639 Speaker 2: John Candy, you're not gonna believe this. It was something 140 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:03,759 like forty three. 141 00:07:04,319 --> 00:07:05,079 Speaker 1: Oh wow? 142 00:07:05,160 --> 00:07:10,560 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, gosh, Hey how about it was forty three? 143 00:07:10,600 --> 00:07:12,879 You're right? Thanks? How about Chris? When you think about 144 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:17,680 forty three, John Candy, that's insane. How about Chris? Uh woah, 145 00:07:18,399 --> 00:07:20,240 come on, Davy, who's that guy? 146 00:07:20,319 --> 00:07:25,240 Speaker 1: Chris something, Chris farr Arley. Yeah, that's how you're remembering 147 00:07:25,279 --> 00:07:30,480 the great Chris Farley. Yes, sorry, apology, think about it. 148 00:07:31,319 --> 00:07:32,399 I'm gonna think about that. 149 00:07:32,560 --> 00:07:34,000 Speaker 2: I don't even think he made his force. 150 00:07:34,079 --> 00:07:36,360 Speaker 1: And everybody go watch Sorry baby, it's so good, all right, 151 00:07:36,360 --> 00:07:36,839 all right, all. 152 00:07:36,839 --> 00:07:42,519 Speaker 3: Right, thoughts you mentioned V. Wasn't it hilarious? 153 00:07:42,560 --> 00:07:45,519 Speaker 1: Speaking of thirty three? Everybody go play Claire Obscure Expedition 154 00:07:45,600 --> 00:07:48,800 thirty three. I mean, it's just amazing, It's amazing. 155 00:07:50,519 --> 00:07:56,560 Speaker 3: Wasn't it funny that V was sent home right right 156 00:07:56,639 --> 00:08:00,519 before the Sea Rats get two days off? That seems 157 00:08:00,560 --> 00:08:02,720 kind of ridiculous to me. I think she would have 158 00:08:02,720 --> 00:08:06,000 been able to weather the emotional storm and just sleep 159 00:08:06,040 --> 00:08:09,560 on her bunk. Instead, she gets two days off to 160 00:08:09,639 --> 00:08:10,720 go weep in a hotel. 161 00:08:11,000 --> 00:08:13,199 Speaker 2: Well, the Sea Rats are away. Of course, Joe the 162 00:08:13,240 --> 00:08:14,279 Hole will play. 163 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:19,160 Speaker 1: Well, perhaps not weep, perhaps, you know. I mean, what 164 00:08:19,199 --> 00:08:22,040 would you do in Barcelona if you were stuck in 165 00:08:22,040 --> 00:08:25,000 a hotel room. I know exactly what you'd do. You'd 166 00:08:25,079 --> 00:08:32,080 order cheeseburgers, You'd watch forensic files. You'd probably pleasure yourself 167 00:08:32,159 --> 00:08:35,960 to some kind of online pornographic imagery, which is a sin, 168 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,879 but you'd have a good time. 169 00:08:38,960 --> 00:08:41,799 Speaker 3: You're talking about the entire decade of the Cots for 170 00:08:41,879 --> 00:08:42,559 this podcast. 171 00:08:42,679 --> 00:08:44,000 Speaker 2: Oh yeah, you know, I do want to say this. 172 00:08:44,200 --> 00:08:46,320 Speaker 3: Words are the wise for the Sea Rats with Cameron 173 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,879 getting indicted in all that. I hope they spent that 174 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:52,639 Karen Cameron. I hope they spent that tip money because 175 00:08:52,639 --> 00:08:55,159 if the FBI, you know, comes sniffing around looking for 176 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,360 that cast, well they for them. It's pretty easy. They 177 00:08:58,399 --> 00:09:00,159 just will say I spent it at the bar. The 178 00:09:00,279 --> 00:09:02,200 FBI says which bar, They'll say all. 179 00:09:02,039 --> 00:09:04,039 Speaker 1: Of them, right, right? Or I have no idea? 180 00:09:04,120 --> 00:09:05,039 Speaker 2: Yeah, fourteen pots. 181 00:09:05,120 --> 00:09:08,039 Speaker 1: All right, let's get into the episode. What an episode 182 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,600 it was. Last we left off, we were in prime 183 00:09:10,639 --> 00:09:14,600 real estate for Kizzy and the Ultimate Fighter to possibly kiss, 184 00:09:14,679 --> 00:09:17,879 although it does not happen, flirting with a charter guest 185 00:09:18,159 --> 00:09:20,879 with zero intention of kissing them in any way, shape 186 00:09:20,960 --> 00:09:24,720 or form. This podcaster, I would say that's bad Sea 187 00:09:24,799 --> 00:09:31,879 Rat tactic because while the tip was fine, it was fine, 188 00:09:32,559 --> 00:09:35,840 you know, if Kizzy kept it a little professional and 189 00:09:35,879 --> 00:09:39,559 not you know, I just I can't stand when people 190 00:09:39,600 --> 00:09:43,399 do this. Right, men, women, what are you doing fucking 191 00:09:44,759 --> 00:09:47,240 drawing someone in with your fumes. 192 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:50,559 Speaker 3: She likes the attention dude got played, David. I suspect 193 00:09:50,639 --> 00:09:51,480 you know better than. 194 00:09:51,399 --> 00:09:55,440 Speaker 1: This, David. David took a couple too many jabs to 195 00:09:55,559 --> 00:09:57,720 the to the noggin, you know what I mean. I mean, 196 00:09:58,720 --> 00:09:59,360 you know what I mean. 197 00:09:59,600 --> 00:10:02,480 Speaker 3: By the way she is picked out by him and 198 00:10:02,559 --> 00:10:05,440 like throws him under the bus very quickly. 199 00:10:05,559 --> 00:10:08,720 Speaker 1: Totally. He's got so much swag. In the beginning the episode, 200 00:10:08,720 --> 00:10:12,600 prior to this and this one, he's fawning. You can't 201 00:10:12,720 --> 00:10:14,919 fawn no, no. 202 00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:18,840 Speaker 3: No, Well, so, anyway, as we had predicted, there is 203 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:23,159 no kiss, and she says, hey, we're finally alone except 204 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:27,000 for the dude with the dadbod holding a camera six 205 00:10:27,039 --> 00:10:27,639 feet from you. 206 00:10:27,840 --> 00:10:30,039 Speaker 1: Not even a dad bod, he's just fat. He's taking 207 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:32,480 up a tremendous amount of space. So it's really crazy 208 00:10:32,519 --> 00:10:33,919 for her to say we're alone now. 209 00:10:34,039 --> 00:10:36,279 Speaker 3: Well, not only that, but the other dude holding the 210 00:10:36,279 --> 00:10:39,120 ginormous boom mic over both of them. And then there 211 00:10:39,240 --> 00:10:41,279 is in fact video village which is on the other 212 00:10:41,320 --> 00:10:43,639 side of the boat with three people looking at the 213 00:10:44,080 --> 00:10:45,799 videos exactly. 214 00:10:45,840 --> 00:10:50,399 Speaker 1: It's very very odd. I think, now, who sings that 215 00:10:50,519 --> 00:10:51,840 Tiffany Tiffany? 216 00:10:51,879 --> 00:10:53,799 Speaker 2: Well, actually, no, Originally I believe. 217 00:10:53,679 --> 00:10:57,639 Speaker 1: She the one that performs at the Chili cookoffs. Oh yeah, 218 00:10:57,720 --> 00:11:03,399 she gets shit faced? Yeah yeah yeah. 219 00:11:04,120 --> 00:11:09,159 Speaker 3: Oh okay, okay, okay, uh. I would have said, actually, 220 00:11:09,240 --> 00:11:10,360 never mind, I'll forget that. 221 00:11:10,480 --> 00:11:10,759 Speaker 2: Sorry. 222 00:11:11,799 --> 00:11:12,120 Speaker 1: Okay. 223 00:11:12,480 --> 00:11:14,320 Speaker 3: Well, I was gonna say Jesse breaks up with David 224 00:11:14,360 --> 00:11:16,679 and she's so happy when he goes to bed. This 225 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,360 one's a real black widow. I don't trust her. And Tommy, 226 00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:22,000 I hope you didn't see this episode. 227 00:11:22,000 --> 00:11:25,840 Speaker 1: When you say black widow, When people refer to things 228 00:11:25,840 --> 00:11:30,799 as black widows, there's often this implication that it's tempting, Right, 229 00:11:32,080 --> 00:11:34,080 it's something that draws you in. I guess maybe it's 230 00:11:34,080 --> 00:11:36,399 the web. Is that that it? Because every time I 231 00:11:36,440 --> 00:11:39,200 see a black widow, I get scared. I run. There's 232 00:11:39,200 --> 00:11:40,240 nothing tempting about it. 233 00:11:40,320 --> 00:11:43,080 Speaker 3: Well, if you've never been killed by a hot chick before, 234 00:11:43,120 --> 00:11:44,080 you don't know what's coming. 235 00:11:44,279 --> 00:11:47,080 Speaker 1: No, I've never been killed by one. So Kizzy heads 236 00:11:47,080 --> 00:11:51,080 in and she begins instantaneously to flirt with Joe, now 237 00:11:51,480 --> 00:11:54,799 buried the lead. This episode is really fantastic because on 238 00:11:54,879 --> 00:12:00,120 display are two gigantic pieces of shit. Right, So Kizzy 239 00:12:00,159 --> 00:12:02,960 and Joe. Now Kizzy is a young woman, right, Joe 240 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,919 is a little bit older, so I'm gonna put not 241 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:07,840 that we need to put on a ses or on 242 00:12:07,960 --> 00:12:10,279 a size on one or the other, but I would 243 00:12:10,360 --> 00:12:12,519 put my own a sigh on Joe a little bit more. 244 00:12:12,720 --> 00:12:16,440 But she heads in and immediately starts flirting with Joe. 245 00:12:16,440 --> 00:12:21,159 She says, I attract emotional men, and he says that's me, okay, 246 00:12:21,879 --> 00:12:28,759 and then Joe the hoe, you absolute slut. Okay. Kizzy 247 00:12:29,120 --> 00:12:32,279 is all a kissy. Okay. So this is the this 248 00:12:32,360 --> 00:12:35,320 is the dialogue. Okay, ready, okay, pat, just give me 249 00:12:35,360 --> 00:12:37,360 a second. I'm struggling a little bit, Okay, just give 250 00:12:37,360 --> 00:12:37,759 me a sex. 251 00:12:38,519 --> 00:12:39,919 Speaker 3: I had a rough one a couple of weeks ago, 252 00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:42,399 which essentially rendered me sober. 253 00:12:43,919 --> 00:12:48,480 Speaker 1: And that's a bummer. Because the holidays are upon us. 254 00:12:48,519 --> 00:12:50,000 It's not a time to be sober. This is a 255 00:12:50,000 --> 00:12:55,960 time to slug back buzzballs and slug back more buzzballs. 256 00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,919 Speaker 2: In twenty twenty six, I'll be better, Okay. 257 00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:02,960 Speaker 1: So Kizzie says, I attract emotional men. Joe the host 258 00:13:03,000 --> 00:13:08,759 says that's me, Kizzie, free spirit. Kizzie says, you got 259 00:13:08,799 --> 00:13:12,879 wiped up, you idiot. I do not like these two. 260 00:13:13,279 --> 00:13:19,559 This is a really really rude, mean conversation towards me. 261 00:13:19,879 --> 00:13:22,039 Speaker 2: Okay, there is no girl code with Kizzie. 262 00:13:22,159 --> 00:13:24,759 Speaker 3: Now you should know that Joe the Hole went on 263 00:13:24,840 --> 00:13:28,919 Watch What Happens Live after this episode. He basically said 264 00:13:29,279 --> 00:13:32,159 he got the ick a case of ick with Kizzie 265 00:13:32,200 --> 00:13:33,080 on this boat. 266 00:13:33,279 --> 00:13:35,960 Speaker 2: How dare you? Joe the Hoe? And he didn't even 267 00:13:36,000 --> 00:13:38,360 get booed for it. Now I must ask you this. 268 00:13:38,440 --> 00:13:42,519 Speaker 1: Joe, what is krusty on this It's like there's come 269 00:13:42,639 --> 00:13:43,159 on this chair. 270 00:13:43,279 --> 00:13:44,360 Speaker 2: Oh it's probably milk. 271 00:13:45,120 --> 00:13:48,399 Speaker 3: Really, Yeah, we did a home alone movie with with 272 00:13:48,399 --> 00:13:50,240 with some family friends in here. 273 00:13:50,519 --> 00:13:52,840 Speaker 1: God, kids are so disgusting. 274 00:13:52,320 --> 00:13:53,120 Speaker 2: Well they really are. 275 00:13:53,279 --> 00:13:57,039 Speaker 1: Lucy's eating and it's just like watching a goddamn nat 276 00:13:57,120 --> 00:13:59,639 Gio documentary every time. I mean, it's adorable. 277 00:13:59,720 --> 00:14:01,840 Speaker 2: But yeah, oh I was gonna say this. 278 00:14:01,919 --> 00:14:05,519 Speaker 3: So there's a teaser later on in the season where 279 00:14:05,559 --> 00:14:07,639 we see Joe the home making out with Kathy. 280 00:14:07,720 --> 00:14:10,799 Speaker 1: Correct what yeah for sure? 281 00:14:10,799 --> 00:14:14,080 Speaker 3: Okay, so one of two things needs to happen for 282 00:14:14,159 --> 00:14:17,679 that to be able to happen. Either that would have 283 00:14:17,759 --> 00:14:20,600 to mean that Max gets fired because he's going to 284 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:21,480 lose his shit. 285 00:14:21,519 --> 00:14:25,159 Speaker 1: Oh right, right, right right? Yeah, yeah, or v leaves 286 00:14:25,200 --> 00:14:27,720 the boat Max. Max is one hundred percent gonna get fired. 287 00:14:27,799 --> 00:14:29,919 That's what I think too, because Gail's there. So we 288 00:14:29,960 --> 00:14:32,440 get to the next day. Max is it icking out, 289 00:14:32,519 --> 00:14:35,879 Kathy speaking of icking out, and he's also moaning, and 290 00:14:35,919 --> 00:14:39,159 Sandy is worried about the bow thrusters and the tight 291 00:14:39,200 --> 00:14:42,240 slip and the America's cup and who gives a shit? Hey, 292 00:14:42,320 --> 00:14:44,879 I have a question. Did we see a crash in 293 00:14:44,919 --> 00:14:48,759 the trailer of this season? Did we don't even talk 294 00:14:48,799 --> 00:14:49,279 about it? 295 00:14:49,360 --> 00:14:53,360 Speaker 3: Okay, I agree, and once again manufactured drama that we 296 00:14:53,399 --> 00:14:54,039 do not need. 297 00:14:54,320 --> 00:14:54,440 Speaker 1: Uh. 298 00:14:54,879 --> 00:14:58,399 Speaker 2: The crucial component of the vessel to prevent everyone dying is, 299 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,399 in fact. 300 00:14:59,240 --> 00:15:00,759 Speaker 1: The life vest the thruster. 301 00:15:01,039 --> 00:15:03,559 Speaker 3: Oh sorry, he can't park the damn boat unless the 302 00:15:03,639 --> 00:15:06,240 thruster is working right, So make sure it works. 303 00:15:06,320 --> 00:15:07,000 Speaker 2: Come on, dummies. 304 00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,480 Speaker 1: Now we get to Max, who is still pissed off 305 00:15:09,519 --> 00:15:13,639 about the corruption that he's witnessed aboard this vessel. He's 306 00:15:13,639 --> 00:15:16,919 like a young congressman, you know, he got passed up 307 00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:19,039 for a committee seat. He's like, I can't believe this, 308 00:15:19,039 --> 00:15:20,080 this is disgusting. 309 00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:22,799 Speaker 3: Yeah, he resents Nate and Joe the Hoe, and I 310 00:15:22,840 --> 00:15:25,360 would tell Max wait till Joe the Hoe makes up 311 00:15:25,399 --> 00:15:26,080 with your girlfriend. 312 00:15:26,720 --> 00:15:28,159 Speaker 2: You're gonna be really pissed. 313 00:15:27,919 --> 00:15:30,120 Speaker 1: Right right right, Smell my fingers as you would so 314 00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:31,120 often say I would. 315 00:15:31,159 --> 00:15:34,399 Speaker 3: Yes, okay, you skipped over one thing. Va he is 316 00:15:34,440 --> 00:15:38,600 still grieving. Yes, okay, So this is workplace crying. Now, 317 00:15:38,960 --> 00:15:41,879 Anna Winter. You know they're making a sequel to the day. 318 00:15:41,919 --> 00:15:45,519 Dana Winter's bitch, that's right, played by Meryl Streep, and 319 00:15:45,559 --> 00:15:48,440 I love the Devilwares product, and they are currently filming 320 00:15:48,440 --> 00:15:48,960 the sequel. 321 00:15:49,159 --> 00:15:51,679 Speaker 1: Now, I don't mean her character in the movie. I 322 00:15:51,720 --> 00:15:53,080 just mean in real life just a bit. 323 00:15:53,279 --> 00:15:55,879 Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, and Jeneral, but you know those are tough bosses, 324 00:15:56,039 --> 00:15:58,240 but we call that an empowered boss. 325 00:15:58,320 --> 00:16:00,000 Speaker 2: Dylan okay, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. 326 00:16:00,120 --> 00:16:03,200 Speaker 3: So my wife worked at a modeling agency and when 327 00:16:03,240 --> 00:16:04,720 one of the girls had a tough day with her 328 00:16:04,759 --> 00:16:08,200 boyfriend and we'd be crying, the boss was like, Anna Winter, 329 00:16:08,440 --> 00:16:11,360 She say go outside with that, go outside right right right? 330 00:16:11,399 --> 00:16:12,799 So that doesn't take place on these pots. 331 00:16:12,879 --> 00:16:16,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, and just a quick just bookend what a bitch 332 00:16:16,039 --> 00:16:18,600 and a Winter is. 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All right, what have 388 00:19:29,039 --> 00:19:29,640 we got next? 389 00:19:29,759 --> 00:19:33,799 Speaker 3: Well, meanwhile, David has to explain to his boys how 390 00:19:33,799 --> 00:19:37,319 he lived and lost and how he got played by 391 00:19:37,359 --> 00:19:37,920 that attention. 392 00:19:39,039 --> 00:19:40,559 Speaker 2: Free spare yeah, free spirit. 393 00:19:41,319 --> 00:19:43,960 Speaker 3: And I would also say that Kizzy understands you know, 394 00:19:44,200 --> 00:19:46,359 as we went out with some of the former casts 395 00:19:46,359 --> 00:19:48,680 a blowdeck, we were talking about how some of the 396 00:19:48,720 --> 00:19:52,880 cast members akac rats really understand how this all works, 397 00:19:52,920 --> 00:19:55,440 and some of them understand how camera time works. Yeah, 398 00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:59,240 Kizzy clearly understands how the game's played. The more that 399 00:19:59,319 --> 00:20:01,119 she taes the ca that she was actually gonna make 400 00:20:01,160 --> 00:20:03,599 out with this knucklehead, the more the camera followed. 401 00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:06,599 Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, no, No, she's good. She's good. Now Nathan and 402 00:20:06,640 --> 00:20:09,680 Max have quite a little dust up, and Nathan's done 403 00:20:09,680 --> 00:20:13,920 with this guy, Maximilian Rubespierre whatever his name is. Nathan 404 00:20:13,960 --> 00:20:17,640 wants to drop the guillotine on him, but Sandy's got 405 00:20:17,640 --> 00:20:20,079 the text flying and here I thought she was sending 406 00:20:20,079 --> 00:20:23,359 a text to replace Max, but it was not. It 407 00:20:23,440 --> 00:20:26,440 was to replace V for a short time. Let's get 408 00:20:26,440 --> 00:20:29,559 to the tip though. Oh yeah, twenty K twenty large. 409 00:20:29,440 --> 00:20:33,160 Speaker 2: Sixte not good, not bad. They don't really talk shit 410 00:20:33,240 --> 00:20:34,440 about it B minus. 411 00:20:34,839 --> 00:20:37,079 Speaker 1: But the big news is that tomorrow they're going to 412 00:20:37,119 --> 00:20:41,000 the Alghini Racing Team headquarters and we get a real weird, 413 00:20:41,400 --> 00:20:46,440 fucking weird Armageddon team photo walk up. Okay, like they're 414 00:20:46,480 --> 00:20:51,599 going to what are they doing Armageddon? What do they 415 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:53,759 drill to the core of the of the asteroid and 416 00:20:53,799 --> 00:20:54,640 they blow it up. Yeah. 417 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:55,880 Speaker 2: I think that's what they try and do. 418 00:20:55,960 --> 00:20:58,359 Speaker 3: Yeah, so they hire a bunch of miners, you know, 419 00:20:58,599 --> 00:21:02,400 uh huh, yeah, and they with a bunch of astronauts. 420 00:21:01,680 --> 00:21:05,480 Speaker 1: To say that movie sucks. 421 00:21:06,119 --> 00:21:07,000 Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't like it. 422 00:21:07,400 --> 00:21:09,200 Speaker 1: When you get to the asteroid, it's all in the 423 00:21:09,799 --> 00:21:13,240 ship's it's like a forty minutes to just a shaky 424 00:21:13,319 --> 00:21:14,880 ship for like forty minutes. 425 00:21:15,000 --> 00:21:17,160 Speaker 3: You know what's funny is uh Neil is it? Neil 426 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:20,359 degrass Tyson. Yeah, he has fun going through sci fi 427 00:21:20,440 --> 00:21:22,480 movies and kind of like breaking down the game film 428 00:21:22,599 --> 00:21:25,920 right whether or not they're realistic. He mocks that one 429 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:27,920 as being one of the most stupid ones ever. 430 00:21:28,000 --> 00:21:28,559 Speaker 1: Yeah. 431 00:21:28,680 --> 00:21:30,759 Speaker 3: One that I thought he was gonna give like an 432 00:21:30,799 --> 00:21:33,680 A plus two was Gravity with Sandra Bullock. 433 00:21:33,839 --> 00:21:34,799 Speaker 1: Oh he hated that one. 434 00:21:34,839 --> 00:21:35,799 Speaker 2: Well, no, he liked it. 435 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,480 Speaker 3: But he made one really good point which I actually caught. 436 00:21:38,599 --> 00:21:42,079 Is when George Clooney is tethered to Sandra Bullock and 437 00:21:42,119 --> 00:21:43,960 he goes flying off into space. 438 00:21:44,119 --> 00:21:46,440 Speaker 2: Uh huh, and he's just like going, going, going. 439 00:21:46,640 --> 00:21:50,119 Speaker 3: All she literally needed to do is just tug one 440 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,319 little tug back and he just would. 441 00:21:52,079 --> 00:21:52,599 Speaker 2: Have come back. 442 00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:54,359 Speaker 1: Uh huh, well she wanted him to die. 443 00:21:54,519 --> 00:21:54,880 Speaker 2: I guess. 444 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,720 Speaker 1: So. I love Neil de grass Tyson because he's a 445 00:21:56,880 --> 00:22:00,200 super relatable facts that really kind of condense and understanding 446 00:22:00,279 --> 00:22:00,880 of the universe. 447 00:22:00,880 --> 00:22:02,920 Speaker 5: Where he goes, you know, well, you want to hear 448 00:22:02,960 --> 00:22:07,279 an interesting fact. A neuron star is ten million to 449 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:15,000 the ten millionth exponent denser, then a sugar cube. Okay, 450 00:22:15,160 --> 00:22:17,119 thank you, Neil. I don't know what the fuck you're 451 00:22:17,160 --> 00:22:17,880 talking about. 452 00:22:18,599 --> 00:22:22,920 Speaker 1: I can't stand that. God. Okay, cool. We have to 453 00:22:22,960 --> 00:22:27,839 get to Max's grandfather. My favorite part of the episode 454 00:22:27,960 --> 00:22:33,759 was Max comparing the subversion he was sewing aboard this 455 00:22:33,880 --> 00:22:36,079 vessel to his grandfather fighting the Nats. 456 00:22:36,079 --> 00:22:39,640 Speaker 2: It's a wonderful moment. It's a wonderful man. Okay. So, 457 00:22:40,039 --> 00:22:43,160 and he kind of refers to his genes when they. 458 00:22:43,039 --> 00:22:45,880 Speaker 1: Do right, right, right, So the French resistance is in 459 00:22:45,920 --> 00:22:50,319 his genes. His grandfather resisted the Nazis, he's resisting Nate. 460 00:22:50,680 --> 00:22:53,519 Speaker 2: That's right. So let's break down some c rat history here. 461 00:22:53,559 --> 00:22:56,880 Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, great, and by the way, great tactic him 462 00:22:56,920 --> 00:23:00,279 being rebellious to Nate and almost crashing the boat. It's 463 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,759 really going to work out for him, so we get 464 00:23:02,759 --> 00:23:05,599 a little ancestry dot com. As it turns out, his 465 00:23:05,680 --> 00:23:08,880 grampy fought off those Nazis with Molotov. 466 00:23:08,400 --> 00:23:09,359 Speaker 1: Cocktails the crowds. 467 00:23:09,440 --> 00:23:12,240 Speaker 3: Yeah, al right, which is great except for the part 468 00:23:12,279 --> 00:23:15,920 where the Nazis swiftly crutch crush the resistance. 469 00:23:16,720 --> 00:23:16,920 Speaker 1: Yeah. 470 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:20,920 Speaker 3: It occupied France for five full years. Yeah, until the 471 00:23:20,920 --> 00:23:24,079 Allied forces were able to free them. Anyway, he got 472 00:23:24,079 --> 00:23:26,839 those genes running through him, and now instead of throwing 473 00:23:26,839 --> 00:23:29,960 Molotov cocktails, he just throws back cocktails. 474 00:23:29,480 --> 00:23:32,480 Speaker 1: The and Yeah, and really cool fun history podcast if 475 00:23:32,519 --> 00:23:35,200 you want to Tucker Carlson sitting down with some really 476 00:23:35,279 --> 00:23:37,200 cool people talking about how we should have sided with 477 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:40,519 Hitler and stuff like, Wow, that's really cool. It's Twitter's 478 00:23:40,559 --> 00:23:43,119 awesome because it's just a lot of alternative history that 479 00:23:43,160 --> 00:23:45,000 we're just too stupid to understand. Yeah. 480 00:23:45,319 --> 00:23:47,720 Speaker 3: You know, I've been offering some advice to some people 481 00:23:47,799 --> 00:23:51,519 out there, which is turn off your computer and listen 482 00:23:51,519 --> 00:23:53,559 to some music too. 483 00:23:53,599 --> 00:23:56,480 Speaker 1: We're happier. Then. Oh, I got a guy to show you. 484 00:23:56,519 --> 00:24:00,880 I'm so late to this McGhee. You know McGhee music. 485 00:24:00,960 --> 00:24:02,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, I got listen to McGee for years. 486 00:24:02,559 --> 00:24:06,559 Speaker 1: Oh my God, he works with a lot of people. Unbelievable. 487 00:24:06,559 --> 00:24:07,680 Speaker 3: I think he did a track and he was on 488 00:24:07,720 --> 00:24:09,599 Saturday Night Live like like six months ago. 489 00:24:09,960 --> 00:24:13,480 Speaker 1: Oh really, yeah, oh yeah he was. You know what, Sorry, 490 00:24:13,519 --> 00:24:15,839 I know we need to get going. I saw that promo. 491 00:24:16,039 --> 00:24:17,480 You know, the little shorts they run. 492 00:24:17,519 --> 00:24:20,000 Speaker 2: They aren't funny. Yeah, it's crazy, so they should not 493 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:20,440 even try. 494 00:24:20,559 --> 00:24:22,559 Speaker 1: So Bill Burr is in this promo, right, and we'll 495 00:24:22,559 --> 00:24:24,000 get back to the show. And it's like Bill Burr 496 00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:27,160 is on this promo and he's with Sarah, the kind 497 00:24:27,200 --> 00:24:30,599 of kooky Long Island girl, and McGee's standing there, just 498 00:24:30,720 --> 00:24:37,160 a reclusive, fucking broomstick and they're promoing the show and 499 00:24:37,200 --> 00:24:40,559 Sarah's going, oh, stop and he's like, what are you 500 00:24:40,599 --> 00:24:43,079 talking about? And she goes, sorry, I'm talking to Mickey 501 00:24:43,160 --> 00:24:45,799 Rourke and Bill Burr's like, you're talking to Mickey? I 502 00:24:45,839 --> 00:24:47,279 want to talk to him. And then that's the end 503 00:24:47,279 --> 00:24:50,319 of the promo. I'm like, can you imagine making Bill 504 00:24:50,359 --> 00:24:55,559 Burr do that? Essen? Can you imagine making him stand 505 00:24:55,559 --> 00:24:56,799 there and do that? You got to see it. It's 506 00:24:56,799 --> 00:24:58,039 one of the worst things I've ever seen. 507 00:24:58,119 --> 00:24:59,920 Speaker 2: Okay, I didn't see a stand about the Hollywood Bowl. 508 00:25:00,880 --> 00:25:03,640 Speaker 1: I did, I didn't. I did attempt to. I walked 509 00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:07,640 around the Hollywood Bowl for three hours. They wouldn't let me. Okay, 510 00:25:07,759 --> 00:25:12,759 So we get to veganing called up to the bridge. 511 00:25:12,759 --> 00:25:15,160 He's given the charter off, and it's good that she 512 00:25:15,200 --> 00:25:17,640 can go to someone who really cares about her, that 513 00:25:17,759 --> 00:25:21,759 being Joe the hoe. She walks in and really leans on, 514 00:25:21,799 --> 00:25:25,559 somebody who's completely supportive of her getting the fuck away 515 00:25:25,559 --> 00:25:29,799 from him. Okay. He says in his OTF that this 516 00:25:29,880 --> 00:25:33,920 comes at a perfect time because he's already had sex 517 00:25:33,960 --> 00:25:41,599 with her. He's so gross, dude. Okay, you know what's crazy, 518 00:25:41,680 --> 00:25:44,519 Dylan and Joe, if you're listening, No, I. 519 00:25:44,480 --> 00:25:46,240 Speaker 2: Don't give a jerk off. 520 00:25:47,720 --> 00:25:51,799 Speaker 1: Off. People go through phases, okay, but the the sex 521 00:25:51,880 --> 00:25:55,519 addict treating women like shit thing, it gets very old, 522 00:25:55,720 --> 00:25:57,559 very fast. You've got to grow out of here and 523 00:25:57,599 --> 00:25:57,960 hold on. 524 00:25:58,279 --> 00:26:04,000 Speaker 3: I when a girl is in this position, just just 525 00:26:04,160 --> 00:26:04,759 walk away. 526 00:26:05,119 --> 00:26:06,480 Speaker 2: You don't need to trick her. 527 00:26:06,759 --> 00:26:10,920 Speaker 1: Her boyfriend just died, dude, and you sent a picture 528 00:26:10,920 --> 00:26:13,440 of her to your mom, who you will FaceTime and 529 00:26:13,480 --> 00:26:14,319 cry with later. 530 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:17,079 Speaker 3: Here's the thing, She'll still have sex with you if 531 00:26:17,119 --> 00:26:19,400 you just go. I don't want anything with you. It 532 00:26:19,440 --> 00:26:21,599 will be a drunken night and it will just be 533 00:26:21,880 --> 00:26:24,079 a blow off, some steam kind of thing. You don't 534 00:26:24,160 --> 00:26:26,119 need to say that your mom wants to meet her. 535 00:26:26,240 --> 00:26:29,079 Speaker 1: It's like so crazy. So V heads to the girls 536 00:26:29,079 --> 00:26:30,920 and says, take care of my guy, and we get 537 00:26:30,920 --> 00:26:33,920 an OTF with Kizzie rolling her eyes. Now this is 538 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:38,359 movie magic, right, who knows? But Kizzie has no girl code. 539 00:26:38,359 --> 00:26:40,680 So we hit the town. Kizzie's trying to solve the 540 00:26:40,799 --> 00:26:41,680 Kizzie puzzle. 541 00:26:41,920 --> 00:26:43,119 Speaker 2: Oh, I can help. 542 00:26:42,920 --> 00:26:45,759 Speaker 1: Her with this. I'm very nervous about this. 543 00:26:45,759 --> 00:26:47,200 Speaker 2: Now, Okay. 544 00:26:47,200 --> 00:26:50,119 Speaker 3: So j Z tells us she's still trying to figure 545 00:26:50,279 --> 00:26:54,200 herself out, right, and she's much more complicated than one 546 00:26:54,279 --> 00:26:55,000 might think that. 547 00:26:55,039 --> 00:26:57,799 Speaker 2: She said that her words not mine, and I have 548 00:26:57,839 --> 00:26:58,759 to say not really. 549 00:26:59,200 --> 00:27:02,559 Speaker 3: Your need for constant attention from the opposite sex is 550 00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:06,960 more likely. It stems from loneliness, insecurity, or past experiences. 551 00:27:06,759 --> 00:27:07,799 Speaker 2: Or in fact all three. 552 00:27:08,279 --> 00:27:11,000 Speaker 3: You were more than likely rejected or harshly criticized as 553 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,319 a child, and now attention is a coping mechanism to 554 00:27:14,359 --> 00:27:17,559 shield your deep rooted pain. You can begin to heal 555 00:27:17,640 --> 00:27:21,440 with genuine, caring relationships with friends and coworkers while taking 556 00:27:21,440 --> 00:27:24,160 a break from random hookups and dating. Yeah, give me 557 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,400 thirty dollars now. 558 00:27:25,319 --> 00:27:29,559 Speaker 1: Too long? Didn't read boring? I mean, my god, how 559 00:27:29,599 --> 00:27:32,319 many fucking times? And listen, it's not her fault. We're 560 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,680 all we all fit into the same thirteen archetypal buckets. 561 00:27:35,759 --> 00:27:39,839 You know, nobody's that interesting. All right. So Kathy's boobs 562 00:27:39,880 --> 00:27:43,319 are out but also not and they're in address, And 563 00:27:43,359 --> 00:27:46,960 that was cray. That was a cool garment? Am I 564 00:27:47,039 --> 00:27:49,279 being gross right now at all? I really am not 565 00:27:49,319 --> 00:27:52,319 trying to be a pig. It was a fascinating. 566 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:53,079 Speaker 2: Tall boobs and strikes. 567 00:27:53,440 --> 00:27:55,559 Speaker 1: I'm just calling to try. I'm just calling to try 568 00:27:55,599 --> 00:27:59,400 boobs and strikes. Okay. It was a fascinating garment that 569 00:27:59,519 --> 00:28:01,920 was doing a lot of heavy lifting. Okay. So we 570 00:28:01,960 --> 00:28:05,000 get to dinner. Asia talks about how she misses Scott's snoring, 571 00:28:05,200 --> 00:28:08,960 and this triggers what I'm gonna call a seasoned sea 572 00:28:09,039 --> 00:28:13,240 rats panic. Okay. Now, most sea rats have this panic. 573 00:28:13,279 --> 00:28:16,400 It drives them to the bottle, right, it drives them 574 00:28:16,480 --> 00:28:22,200 to orifice's foreign and familiar. Asia's panic is not really 575 00:28:22,279 --> 00:28:27,519 a panic, It's more of a mindful planning ahead. She 576 00:28:27,599 --> 00:28:31,799 wants to have babies. You can't deal with Craven or 577 00:28:31,839 --> 00:28:34,480 whatever this guy's name is, This goddamn fraud that's on 578 00:28:34,519 --> 00:28:39,960 the boat, right, You can't deal with the gays that 579 00:28:40,000 --> 00:28:41,920 are about to come aboard next time and shit in 580 00:28:41,960 --> 00:28:44,039 the shower when you're got a baby in you. You 581 00:28:44,079 --> 00:28:44,640 just can't do it. 582 00:28:44,720 --> 00:28:45,920 Speaker 2: No, no, no, Dylan, We've seen this. 583 00:28:46,039 --> 00:28:49,119 Speaker 3: When we first made friends with k Chastain, Queen of 584 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:53,279 the Sea, she was kind of given similar feelings towards this. 585 00:28:53,359 --> 00:28:55,680 Speaker 2: It was time to exit the business. 586 00:28:56,000 --> 00:29:00,279 Speaker 3: It had run its course, right, Hannah Fierra, He of 587 00:29:00,279 --> 00:29:03,680 course was not making this decision. It was made for 588 00:29:03,759 --> 00:29:08,000 her immediately being cast away back to be a land animal. 589 00:29:08,400 --> 00:29:10,440 She then had a baby. 590 00:29:10,519 --> 00:29:12,319 Speaker 1: Right. We got to talk to Hannah about that whole thing, 591 00:29:12,319 --> 00:29:14,759 because she was it was like an episode of the Wire. 592 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:16,880 They planned drugs on her, or they didn't. She was 593 00:29:16,920 --> 00:29:21,039 just doing the drug. Okay, all right, So let's get 594 00:29:21,039 --> 00:29:29,079 to Joe who get Okay, Gary King is bad. I'm 595 00:29:29,119 --> 00:29:34,240 not saying that Joe is Gary King, but I don't 596 00:29:34,240 --> 00:29:39,279 think he's that far off. Here is Joe the Hoe, 597 00:29:40,640 --> 00:29:44,200 fresh off the departure of a girl. He has been 598 00:29:44,799 --> 00:29:46,400 waxing poetic. 599 00:29:45,960 --> 00:29:47,799 Speaker 3: To Dylan, it was like she was the one that 600 00:29:47,839 --> 00:29:50,319 got run over by a steamroller in the water. 601 00:29:50,599 --> 00:29:57,319 Speaker 1: She's dead, She's dead. Okay, that was insensitive though, but 602 00:29:57,359 --> 00:30:01,160 you get what he's saying. She is so not even 603 00:30:01,480 --> 00:30:04,880 in the fucking perview. Is that the right word? 604 00:30:04,960 --> 00:30:05,319 Speaker 2: Perview? 605 00:30:05,400 --> 00:30:05,640 Speaker 1: Yeah? 606 00:30:06,319 --> 00:30:10,759 Speaker 2: Within his sightline, it's so gross. 607 00:30:11,160 --> 00:30:16,759 Speaker 1: The kiss is gross. The flirting all night is even 608 00:30:16,880 --> 00:30:19,720 grosser to me, I mean, what are you doing, dude? 609 00:30:20,160 --> 00:30:23,920 Speaker 3: Essentially they're on a date right from go like, it's 610 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:26,640 so fun pulling out the chair, yeah. 611 00:30:26,359 --> 00:30:27,720 Speaker 2: Walking her to the bathroom. 612 00:30:28,200 --> 00:30:30,920 Speaker 1: He says, this is a battle between what I want 613 00:30:31,000 --> 00:30:34,039 and what I don't want, which is just an insane 614 00:30:34,079 --> 00:30:37,000 way of phrasing that. But we wind our way down 615 00:30:37,079 --> 00:30:39,839 in the evening and Joe and Kizzy reveal themselves to 616 00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:42,920 be the pieces of shit that they are. Uh they 617 00:30:43,039 --> 00:30:47,480 kiss aboard the vessel and then pretend as though one 618 00:30:47,519 --> 00:30:49,119 of them took a spill or something. 619 00:30:49,279 --> 00:30:51,920 Speaker 3: Well, they try and hide from the cameras because they're aware, 620 00:30:52,000 --> 00:30:52,519 very aware. 621 00:30:52,519 --> 00:30:54,680 Speaker 1: Where they too aggressive? 622 00:30:55,599 --> 00:30:57,720 Speaker 2: No, I mean they're young idiots. Yeah, they're young day, 623 00:30:57,720 --> 00:30:58,759 I mean I don't really care. 624 00:30:58,839 --> 00:31:00,880 Speaker 1: Can you look up Kaylen, how how old is Joe 625 00:31:00,920 --> 00:31:02,839 the Hoe. I don't think he's a piece of shit. 626 00:31:03,279 --> 00:31:04,240 Speaker 2: You'll be able to find that. 627 00:31:04,279 --> 00:31:06,359 Speaker 3: But I would say I would guess he's in his 628 00:31:06,400 --> 00:31:07,599 early thay piece of shit. 629 00:31:07,480 --> 00:31:08,440 Speaker 1: Is a little too aggressive. 630 00:31:08,480 --> 00:31:10,359 Speaker 3: I apologize, yeah, but I know, but when you mess 631 00:31:10,400 --> 00:31:12,480 with people's uh and not like I haven't, but they 632 00:31:12,480 --> 00:31:13,799 were girlfriends that I you know. 633 00:31:14,119 --> 00:31:17,559 Speaker 1: Yeah, but uh, this is the problem. 634 00:31:17,960 --> 00:31:20,400 Speaker 2: This seems to be a regular pattern with him, is. 635 00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:23,720 Speaker 1: My point exactly. And and the the reason why I'm 636 00:31:23,880 --> 00:31:28,480 escalating it to piece pos is because of who he's 637 00:31:28,519 --> 00:31:29,359 doing it too. 638 00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:30,680 Speaker 2: Yeah, that's my point. 639 00:31:30,839 --> 00:31:35,279 Speaker 1: Right. So let's say Gary the Midget, his boyfriend passed 640 00:31:35,279 --> 00:31:39,640 away underwater, some terrorist attack underwater, right, and uh, he 641 00:31:39,759 --> 00:31:43,839 found you, and a year later, and upon the wake 642 00:31:43,920 --> 00:31:49,119 of his his late boyfriend passing or the year anniversary, 643 00:31:49,319 --> 00:31:52,200 you decide to go out. That's not a problem, right, 644 00:31:52,240 --> 00:31:53,880 And there was two It took too long to say that. 645 00:31:53,920 --> 00:31:57,160 But everybody who listens to this podcast knows that. What 646 00:31:57,319 --> 00:31:57,599 is it? 647 00:31:57,680 --> 00:32:00,519 Speaker 3: Greg the Midget, Bob the ga Dwarf, Bob no, no, no, 648 00:32:00,720 --> 00:32:02,319 but Dylan no, Dylan. 649 00:32:02,319 --> 00:32:02,599 Speaker 1: Ay. 650 00:32:02,640 --> 00:32:05,000 Speaker 3: I have an exact mirror example of this. I was 651 00:32:05,039 --> 00:32:07,880 at Laurel Tavern, my favorite watering hole. It was probably 652 00:32:07,880 --> 00:32:11,519 two months before I met Shari. It's two girls are out. 653 00:32:11,960 --> 00:32:14,720 One was celebrating the passing of her beloved husband that 654 00:32:14,799 --> 00:32:17,960 had passed away a week to the year. Whatever, we 655 00:32:18,000 --> 00:32:19,960 get drinking, we're mixing around. I don't talk too much 656 00:32:20,000 --> 00:32:22,519 about the husband. I don't care about that. Anyway, we're 657 00:32:22,559 --> 00:32:24,559 ripping it up. We end up staying up till two. 658 00:32:24,599 --> 00:32:26,799 They both of them come back to my place. My buddy, 659 00:32:26,839 --> 00:32:28,599 It hooks up with the other girl. I hook up 660 00:32:28,599 --> 00:32:28,920 with her. 661 00:32:29,559 --> 00:32:31,799 Speaker 2: Just a good time, right, and that's it. 662 00:32:31,880 --> 00:32:34,559 Speaker 1: Right, But you know, and did we find owl Joe 663 00:32:34,599 --> 00:32:36,759 the Hooei is From what I'm seeing so far, it 664 00:32:36,799 --> 00:32:39,319 seems like he's around twenty nine right now, Okay, but 665 00:32:39,440 --> 00:32:41,839 that's not confirmed. But that's what it's all right, So 666 00:32:41,960 --> 00:32:44,000 that's you know, you got to cut this out by 667 00:32:44,119 --> 00:32:47,240 thirty three, and everybody should play Expedition thirty three. So 668 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:52,759 Max makes vigorous love to Kathy, so vigorous in fact, 669 00:32:52,799 --> 00:32:55,039 that he is drinking like a camel. But we get 670 00:32:55,039 --> 00:32:56,200 to the next morning. 671 00:32:55,920 --> 00:32:58,440 Speaker 3: Well, well, hold on, hot tub, everyone goes to bed 672 00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:01,039 and kiss. He tells Joe they should go to bed 673 00:33:01,079 --> 00:33:03,720 before they fall in love. It sounds like something Humphrey 674 00:33:03,720 --> 00:33:05,640 Bogard would say before he slapped a woman. 675 00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:06,720 Speaker 2: All Right, you know what I mean? 676 00:33:06,839 --> 00:33:10,279 Speaker 1: You better get out of here, miss before we fall 677 00:33:10,319 --> 00:33:14,640 in love. I came here to get away from it all, 678 00:33:15,039 --> 00:33:19,680 and here you are waltzing back into my life. I 679 00:33:19,759 --> 00:33:22,240 hit you for that. And then he does, he smacks 680 00:33:22,279 --> 00:33:22,839 her in the face. 681 00:33:22,920 --> 00:33:23,559 Speaker 2: I get out of here. 682 00:33:24,319 --> 00:33:26,559 Speaker 1: And then after that they do make love, and she 683 00:33:26,680 --> 00:33:30,119 carries his child, who he abandons, and. 684 00:33:30,079 --> 00:33:33,559 Speaker 3: They both take up a really really bad drinking. 685 00:33:33,480 --> 00:33:36,759 Speaker 1: Probably oh yeah, oh definitely, And to compensate for the 686 00:33:36,880 --> 00:33:43,039 fatigue they feel, they start getting into methamphetamines. Then one 687 00:33:43,039 --> 00:33:46,680 of them passes and it's revealed that the child of 688 00:33:46,720 --> 00:33:49,400 those two was the one making the film the whole time. 689 00:33:49,640 --> 00:33:54,920 Wow right, okay, so Joe doesn't remember what happened the 690 00:33:55,000 --> 00:33:55,680 night before. 691 00:33:56,359 --> 00:33:59,920 Speaker 3: Now this is a funny thing about sea rats that misbehave. 692 00:34:00,440 --> 00:34:02,960 They have quite the foggy memory the next morning, and 693 00:34:03,119 --> 00:34:06,400 it's like it's like that technology from the movie Total Recall. 694 00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,960 Speaker 2: They don't even recall the night. 695 00:34:08,239 --> 00:34:14,000 Speaker 1: Yeah, Arnold's like I forgot. He's like a vampire. When 696 00:34:14,039 --> 00:34:17,239 I do. Arnold is like vampire. So you know, I 697 00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:20,800 was watching Terminator too recently. That poor guy. Can you 698 00:34:20,840 --> 00:34:23,360 imagine how scary that evening would be. You're just at 699 00:34:23,360 --> 00:34:26,320 home with your wife and your child, and in first off, 700 00:34:27,159 --> 00:34:32,119 fucking what's her name? Linda, Linda Hamilton, Linda Hamilton shoots 701 00:34:32,159 --> 00:34:35,280 like seven hundred fucking rounds into your living room and 702 00:34:35,320 --> 00:34:39,239 then this giant Austrian guy comes and rips his hand off. 703 00:34:40,199 --> 00:34:41,559 It's like, way too much. 704 00:34:42,440 --> 00:34:43,480 Speaker 2: You're talking about part two? 705 00:34:43,559 --> 00:34:44,159 Speaker 1: Right? Huh? 706 00:34:44,320 --> 00:34:47,159 Speaker 3: How about the poor woman that's got uh, what's the 707 00:34:47,199 --> 00:34:50,119 young kid's name in the movie, John Connor? John Connor's 708 00:34:50,119 --> 00:34:53,280 sitting there. They're looking after him like there is adopted parents. 709 00:34:53,440 --> 00:34:55,880 Next thing you know, someone's got a fucking metal sword 710 00:34:56,400 --> 00:34:59,679 through your head and the milk carton all right, right, right, wo. 711 00:35:00,039 --> 00:35:00,840 Speaker 2: That's a tough way to go. 712 00:35:00,960 --> 00:35:03,400 Speaker 1: That's a really tough way to go. And Linda Hamilton, 713 00:35:03,800 --> 00:35:07,000 now I don't mean to speak on aesthetics too much. 714 00:35:08,480 --> 00:35:10,760 It's like she has cotton balls in the back of 715 00:35:10,800 --> 00:35:13,199 her jaw, you know what I mean. It's just such 716 00:35:13,239 --> 00:35:17,000 a strong jaw. Yes, very very very strong strong woman. 717 00:35:17,440 --> 00:35:19,719 Speaker 3: Back when that movie came out, she had worked out 718 00:35:19,760 --> 00:35:21,920 for like six months to get in shape. 719 00:35:21,920 --> 00:35:22,440 Speaker 2: For that movie. 720 00:35:22,639 --> 00:35:25,159 Speaker 1: Caitlin. Did she take steroids? I don't think so, but 721 00:35:25,199 --> 00:35:28,639 she had a hell of a trainer. Okay, so we 722 00:35:28,719 --> 00:35:33,079 head to the Allegheny headquarters. In Cupid Sandy Strikes. This 723 00:35:33,199 --> 00:35:35,760 is really really sweet. They're shown the simulator and who 724 00:35:35,800 --> 00:35:39,760 is manning the machine, but the scott Man himself shown 725 00:35:39,840 --> 00:35:43,639 to be a wild man. Actually we saw him doing 726 00:35:43,840 --> 00:35:47,800 one of those stupid parachute by cliff side things. Yeah, heysha, 727 00:35:47,920 --> 00:35:51,920 I gotta tell you, yachting. Maybe I don't want to 728 00:35:51,960 --> 00:35:55,000 say this got knock on wood, but you got a 729 00:35:55,039 --> 00:35:57,920 pretty good chance of hitting the side of the mountain 730 00:35:57,920 --> 00:35:59,400 and actually dying that. 731 00:36:00,239 --> 00:36:02,480 Speaker 2: I've been meaning to talk to Kermit about this. I'm 732 00:36:02,519 --> 00:36:03,280 sure I'll reach out. 733 00:36:03,320 --> 00:36:05,400 Speaker 3: You should probably take out like a three million dollar 734 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:07,599 life and shot big time and then show him videos 735 00:36:07,599 --> 00:36:10,639 of those people that like to do be flying. 736 00:36:10,400 --> 00:36:13,440 Speaker 2: Raccoons, you know what I mean. Yeah, the death ratio 737 00:36:13,480 --> 00:36:14,480 on that I think. 738 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:23,440 Speaker 1: Is one eventually. Okay, So back to Kizzie and Joe thing. 739 00:36:23,639 --> 00:36:26,639 She spills the beans on the way back and then says, 740 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:31,920 I don't regret it. Maybe pos is right because Kizzie 741 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:35,199 is a real piece of work. Now, Joe calls his mom, 742 00:36:36,199 --> 00:36:39,440 him saying I don't remember is a pussy move, and 743 00:36:39,480 --> 00:36:42,960 then the crocodile tears. I'm sorry, I'm just gonna go 744 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:46,320 with crocodile tears, and if they are real, I don't 745 00:36:46,360 --> 00:36:49,159 even care, right because you're a. 746 00:36:49,079 --> 00:36:51,599 Speaker 2: Hoe, Joe, the hoe. I know you know the cameras 747 00:36:51,639 --> 00:36:51,960 are there. 748 00:36:52,159 --> 00:36:55,280 Speaker 3: This was clearly for us to give you some sympathy 749 00:36:55,320 --> 00:36:58,400 because you feel like you're regretful about your actions e 750 00:36:58,880 --> 00:37:00,000 working on this podcast. 751 00:37:00,199 --> 00:37:04,920 Speaker 1: No, absolutely not. This is like I mean, this is 752 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:07,800 essentially like Steve Harvey. 753 00:37:08,440 --> 00:37:11,360 Speaker 2: You gottah no number one answer. 754 00:37:15,119 --> 00:37:19,159 Speaker 1: Okay, let's move on. So we get to the night 755 00:37:19,199 --> 00:37:24,119 out Night two Max Loves Love and Joe tells Nathan 756 00:37:25,360 --> 00:37:28,679 I did it, and he doesn't sound like Michael Cocaine, 757 00:37:28,719 --> 00:37:31,400 but he does say I did it, and we head out. 758 00:37:31,440 --> 00:37:34,920 We get to the restaurant where Nathan and Gail fell 759 00:37:35,079 --> 00:37:39,719 in love. Okay, now Nathan is in a really cool 760 00:37:39,760 --> 00:37:43,559 hat and he's getting swept up. In between the hat 761 00:37:43,679 --> 00:37:49,159 and the nostalgia and the flamenco, he realizes he's in 762 00:37:49,280 --> 00:37:52,039 love with the hottest girl he'll ever be able of 763 00:37:52,119 --> 00:37:53,519 getting in his entire life. 764 00:37:53,599 --> 00:37:59,800 Speaker 3: Yeah, not only is time moving fast, hair follicles are 765 00:38:00,119 --> 00:38:01,239 falling out of your hand. 766 00:38:01,400 --> 00:38:03,119 Speaker 1: You don't need to do that every time. 767 00:38:03,239 --> 00:38:05,000 Speaker 2: Man, it's like every other show. 768 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:11,960 Speaker 1: Okay, Sea rets listen, dude, Okay, I think Nate's I 769 00:38:12,000 --> 00:38:13,920 think Nate's great. Okay, I do too. 770 00:38:14,679 --> 00:38:17,039 Speaker 2: He seems like he's learning nice. 771 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,079 Speaker 1: Hey, not Joe the He doesn't do that Ship or Max. 772 00:38:21,079 --> 00:38:23,119 Speaker 2: He's an idiot. By the way, Max had said. 773 00:38:23,360 --> 00:38:25,719 Speaker 3: Max had said he was going to keep it quiet 774 00:38:25,920 --> 00:38:28,840 that him and uh Kathy had had sex. 775 00:38:29,119 --> 00:38:31,199 Speaker 2: The second he gets in the van, he tells everybody 776 00:38:31,280 --> 00:38:33,400 shagged her, and he didn't use the word shagged. 777 00:38:33,440 --> 00:38:37,400 Speaker 1: No. He not only is he not like quiet about it, 778 00:38:37,480 --> 00:38:40,159 he says Kathy's great because she just reminds me to 779 00:38:40,280 --> 00:38:42,760 keep fucking her and not to worry about anything but 780 00:38:42,880 --> 00:38:47,280 fucking her. It's like, okay, Jesus Christ. So we the 781 00:38:47,320 --> 00:38:49,920 love of Scott Naisha, Yes, all of it. We head 782 00:38:49,960 --> 00:38:54,320 back to bed and Max walks into Kathy's rooms. She's 783 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:56,559 got a face mask on and he says, are you 784 00:38:56,639 --> 00:39:03,440 robbing to plan a bank? So we get to the 785 00:39:03,480 --> 00:39:04,280 next day. 786 00:39:04,719 --> 00:39:06,559 Speaker 2: Well, Joe gets a text from v She says she 787 00:39:06,639 --> 00:39:07,199 misses him. 788 00:39:07,480 --> 00:39:14,360 Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, very sweet. Now, he's gonna tell V what 789 00:39:15,280 --> 00:39:18,400 happened between him and Kizzie, and Kizzie says, do not 790 00:39:18,840 --> 00:39:25,719 do it, Kizzy, you I'm trying to like, I don't 791 00:39:25,760 --> 00:39:28,960 know what you would equate it to, but like quit, well, 792 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:32,800 you're definitely not ahead, Like, just stop making it worse? 793 00:39:33,280 --> 00:39:34,239 Speaker 2: Can I say something? 794 00:39:34,400 --> 00:39:39,039 Speaker 3: If I am her friend and his friend, don't bother 795 00:39:39,119 --> 00:39:42,960 tell her either, because this relationship is so meaningless, right, 796 00:39:43,280 --> 00:39:43,840 don't bother? 797 00:39:44,039 --> 00:39:47,400 Speaker 1: Right? But so what the tricky part about this is 798 00:39:47,440 --> 00:39:51,119 that also meaningless is the relationship between Joe and V. 799 00:39:51,679 --> 00:39:53,599 That's meaningless too right for me. 800 00:39:53,679 --> 00:39:55,800 Speaker 3: It's it's like right on par with uh, you know, 801 00:39:55,840 --> 00:39:59,119 saving Private Ryan when Ryan you know, uh, they didn't 802 00:39:59,119 --> 00:40:01,760 tell him that his other four brothers had been killed 803 00:40:02,000 --> 00:40:03,400 because they didn't want to stress him out. 804 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:08,840 Speaker 1: It's just like that, I would say, so, and you 805 00:40:08,880 --> 00:40:11,599 know Matt Damon was great. 806 00:40:12,679 --> 00:40:15,840 Speaker 2: So we did you know that Steven Spielberg hates Ben Affleck? 807 00:40:16,440 --> 00:40:17,199 Speaker 1: Does he really? Yeah? 808 00:40:17,199 --> 00:40:19,840 Speaker 3: I heard an inside story today where a director had 809 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:22,320 a call with Ben Affleck. Ben Affleck says, I want 810 00:40:22,360 --> 00:40:24,599 that movie. I know it's not even fully written yet. 811 00:40:24,679 --> 00:40:28,760 I'm in the producer. Guy called Spielberg says, hey, we 812 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,840 got Ben ben Affleck on board. Spielberg, Girls, I don't 813 00:40:31,880 --> 00:40:32,519 like him at all. 814 00:40:33,079 --> 00:40:35,119 Speaker 2: It's not happening. He's like, what's up, Stephen. 815 00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:37,199 Speaker 3: He goes, he's not good to my family, and I 816 00:40:37,199 --> 00:40:39,639 think he's a horrible actor and his last two films failed. 817 00:40:39,760 --> 00:40:43,360 Speaker 1: Whoa Steven Spielberg hates Ben Affleck more than Tarantino hates 818 00:40:43,400 --> 00:40:45,320 Paul Dana. That's crazy. 819 00:40:45,320 --> 00:40:46,199 Speaker 2: Sorry, you were wrapping up. 820 00:40:46,239 --> 00:40:49,800 Speaker 1: So we head up to the crow's nest and Sandy says, hey, 821 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:51,159 Nate got a good idea. 822 00:40:51,760 --> 00:40:52,840 Speaker 2: I'd love producers. 823 00:40:53,559 --> 00:40:56,440 Speaker 1: We're gonna be bringing a new deckhand on the hottest 824 00:40:56,480 --> 00:40:59,000 person you'll ever be with Gail, And we end the 825 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:01,119 episode with her getting out of the van draping the comments. 826 00:41:01,199 --> 00:41:02,639 Let us know what we thought about the episode. We 827 00:41:02,679 --> 00:41:05,519 got one more? I think, yeah, one more and then 828 00:41:06,199 --> 00:41:07,960 and then we'll see you in twenty twenty six. 829 00:41:10,000 --> 00:41:12,719 Speaker 3: Let's they drop one like on New Year's even like 830 00:41:12,760 --> 00:41:14,079 they've done that to us before. 831 00:41:14,119 --> 00:41:18,400 Speaker 1: Dylan, Let's see what happens. Pagroon dot com slash another 832 00:41:18,440 --> 00:41:21,000 podcast network. We hope you guys have a lovely holiday season. 833 00:41:22,119 --> 00:41:24,000 Thank you for supporting the show. Thank you for listening 834 00:41:24,159 --> 00:41:27,199 help us get roged. We love you very much. I'm Dylla. 835 00:41:27,199 --> 00:41:28,239 Say goodbye, Pat, Say goodbye.