Speaker 1: You are listening to Table Story. Welcome to the stream.
Table Story Dust veiled chapter six, the bar Brawl. Welcome everybody.
I hope you're all having a wonderful day. I am.
Speaker 2: I got trapped outside my house, thought I was, how
how have your week's been? How's your week been? J Brotato.
Speaker 3: It's been. It's been all right, it's been. Like I
said earlier, Man, I've just I've just been waiting for this.
It's all I give a shit about. Is just D
and D. Now it's all I care about. I've actually
left my family, I stopped streaming, I haven't fed my
cats into weeks. All I care about is D and D.
Speaker 2: It's just a matter of waiting for D and D
to roll around again. Yeah, you're even reading D and
D books, right, dude.
Speaker 3: I've actually I've been sucked into the drizz books.
Speaker 1: We're reading them at the same time. And it's weird,
are we.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I've read I've read four books now in the
past week and a half.
Speaker 1: That's insane.
Speaker 3: I'm on the fifth now actually no, sorry, three because
I'm on Crystal Shard for DRIs Doort and now.
Speaker 1: So I'm on the Yah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, I just finished, so Jordan. I haven't read
either in like probably two years. Like the last one
I read was like Ready Player one, but that was
just like reading, right, So I'm I haven't been able
to read because I can't fucking hold a thought for
more than ten seconds before it flits away. So the
fact that I've read three books in a week is
pretty pretty goddamn good for me.
Speaker 2: I uh, I sort of read a little bit every day,
but it's like a page, right, So it takes me
like a long time to read an entire book.
Speaker 1: But like, I pretty much have to read or I
can't fall asleep. It was my cure for insomnia. One
of my men started when I was a child.
Speaker 2: I would just read until my eyes hurt and then
I'd thought like my eyes would have to close from pain,
and then I would fall asleep, and it was I
still do that, Yeah, so I can't. I've never shaken
that in my entire life. So I still read every night.
So yeah, but I'm on the Drids books as well.
I'm sort of flitting between that and another book that
I just started.
Speaker 3: But yeah, they're really easy to read, man, they are
so easy to read.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's really simple, like I kind of one of
the things that I kind of I've never read a
D and D book before.
Speaker 1: Who was that?
Speaker 4: Okay, that was my breakfast?
Speaker 1: Oh my god?
Speaker 5: Oh did you eat it already?
Speaker 1: No, you've got time to go and remake.
Speaker 3: Or was that a cat to clean up?
Speaker 4: That wasn't a cat? No, that was fuck man, that
was I failed a dexterity check.
Speaker 6: And that one done that before.
Speaker 3: Everybody automatically thinks it's the cat to because.
Speaker 1: I literally just assumed that the cat did all.
Speaker 4: Normally, to be fair, it normally is the cat, right, Yeah?
That was that was a deck save and I just
won right there.
Speaker 1: It's like, when was the last time you fell over?
Speaker 4: I'll tell you what. Trying to take a decade.
Speaker 3: More like, it's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1: I saw a fully grown man fall over the other day.
Speaker 6: What was the context?
Speaker 1: He was being chased by a really tiny dog.
Speaker 7: It was a freaking animal.
Speaker 1: I was a little like long haired chihuahua, Like there
was nothing, but he was fucking terrified and he like
ran and just fell And it was like, yeah, that's.
Speaker 6: A good point.
Speaker 8: Yeah, so I fall over all the time now since
I got a cat and here's the reason. If you
have a cat and you have boobs, the cat will
often be out of.
Speaker 7: Your field of view.
Speaker 4: You will be walking and you will.
Speaker 8: Not see the cat, and you will fall over the cat.
Rather than kill the cat, you will sacrifice your very
own rest and knees and you'll go sprawling.
Speaker 7: So don't have boobs and a cat.
Speaker 3: And I stopped falling my knees.
Speaker 1: My knees is so bulbous they just.
Speaker 3: Can we see like elephant Titus. But it's just in
the knees like cat.
Speaker 4: The knee boob illusion on twitch. Yeah, real good.
Speaker 3: The other day, who is I was watching?
Speaker 4: I don't know if you I don't know how many
of you guys know Anthony's girlfriend Ava? Yeah, yeah, So
I tuned into Ava's channel and she was sitting there
and she had her knees pulled up in front of her.
But it was just like one of those out of
the corner of my eye kind of glanced at the
screen and I was like, what are you doing. Oh,
You're gonna get sick. Oh.
Speaker 3: I stopped tripping over things when I moved into a
place that had no stairs because I used to I
used to fall up the stairs every day, or fall
down the stairs like now.
Speaker 8: Only up the stairs is yeah, that sucks because even
if no one's watching, that's still embarrassing.
Speaker 4: So yeah it hurts.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you fall only about thirty degrees, you don't fall
the whole way. I have this weird thing.
Speaker 1: I think it might be my glasses or some sort
of weird offshoot over an anxiety disorder where I now
can't walk downstairs properly, Like I always missed the bottom
step and I thought, like I couldn't work out what
it was, but I continually missed the bottom step now
and I like freak out or like slam down. And
I think it might be the bottoms of my rims
of these glasses, Like if I look down, I kind
of get a slight distortion, right, kind of like.
Speaker 3: Looking through the Oh yeah, yeah, And I have this.
Speaker 1: So I can't tell whether maybe it's something like that
with the bottom step, and I'm just like seeing two
or three instead of one or none, and I'm just like,
but I have this weird thing. I don't know, I
don't know what it is.
Speaker 2: It's either that or I have now grown a phobia
of the bottom step of stairs.
Speaker 3: Time now it's like it's like a really elaborate ruse
and the reality is like Emma beats this ship out
of him after He's just like, oh, I just fell
down the stock my glasses. It's my glasses.
Speaker 4: Like I haven't had a proper tumble in quite some time.
Speaker 3: But I cam pretty freaking.
Speaker 4: Closed the other day, like I was wearing I wear
slippers around the house usually I don't bother putting shoes
on unless we go outside, and my slippers don't get
a ton of traction. So on the like second to
bottom stair, it just like went right off the edge.
My god, but I I passed that deck check like
I spun her out and caught the railing and I
ended up in this weird like Beniver backwards limbo, like
as if I were playing limbo and I went on
to something and I ended up like holding the railing
with both hands backwards and then just pushing myself up.
Speaker 3: And I was like, my god, do I I'll take it.
Speaker 1: I don't know take it.
Speaker 3: I was I was at actually the last time I fell,
I was at inexpensive gamer's house and they've got this
really big staircase and is it expensive? It's it's actually
quite inexpensive. It's more like, but the staircase, you don't
how like they have the stairs and then there's a
landing and the stairs go off in another direction. The
I guess whoever built the house, they built a landing
like two inches longer than it should be because the
natural progression is you're supposed to get up step and
then your next step is on the the next set
of stairs. It's just like two inches. So like three times,
three separate times. While I was in his house that night,
I would go to step for the step and miss
and fall and then finally like I fell and I
smashed my knee right against the stairs. And I'm pretty sure,
like it's been a month and a half and the
bruise is like still kind of on my knee. It
was super hard, Yeah, it was. It was black for
about three weeks.
Speaker 7: Now, Is this a common thing for new people to
his house?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 7: Did he tell you?
Speaker 4: Like I think everybody does. My roommate.
Speaker 3: My roommate also almost tripped up, and his wife almost
tripped as well.
Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, yeah it was. It was so.
Speaker 3: Annoying too, because like I've done carpentry and I've like
done house like houses before and helped build houses, and
I was like this, I know the problem. I understand this,
and I can't fix it, Like this is annoying.
Speaker 9: Always liked the same thing with my sandals because I
just bought some like CBS sandals for like five bucks.
They have absolutely no traction, so sometimes I just foot
just moves, or like if you're in the shower and
your foot slides about five or six inches and you
literally feel like you just survived dying.
Speaker 1: Oh my god that I.
Speaker 7: Hate that feeling.
Speaker 3: When you're in the shower too, you step on the
side and your footsight.
Speaker 8: If that happens to me during the day or like
in the past couple of days, I'll literally have a
nightmare that night.
Speaker 7: Or you know what I'm talking about.
Speaker 4: Do you guys all sleep and you're like, and you
guys all live in like just constant state of feet. Yes,
I'm the only one that you have this problem. Even
even when I did almost slip down the stairs, I
was like, oh, that would have been inconvenient, and then.
Speaker 3: Oh, okay, I do want to have a therapy for min.
Speaker 9: I do want to make one shout out though, uh
gal gun double piece is out on Steam amazing game masterpiece.
Speaker 4: Wait wait, wait, isn't that the game? Where isn't that
the game where like high school girls are chasing you
around constantly and.
Speaker 3: You have to I'm down for shoot.
Speaker 4: You have to like shoot them away from you because
they all know that that's your life. Actually, what's the game?
I mean? I know, yeah, I realized they made this
game without my permission, but I don't know.
Speaker 6: I don't know if you can stream it anymore. But
I streamed it and wow, yeah, yeah, there.
Speaker 3: There, there's there's.
Speaker 6: It sucks because the PlayStation four.
Speaker 9: Has a sensor bar on the top of the controller, right, Well,
sometimes you need to rub that controller oh bar a
lot because well, uh, the girls stuck in a window and.
Speaker 4: You have to get her out of the point. Yeah,
it happens all the time. Yeah, common problem.
Speaker 9: But the game this, Yeah, mechanically it is actually an
amazing game. It's an on rails light light gun shooter
or something like that. Said mechanically it's great, But did
you just say mechanically great? And rail gun shooter in
the same sense for like a rail guns shooter, it's
actually really really cool. I haven't seen those is like
my childhood.
Speaker 4: That's like saying the bar is set super high.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 4: I did notice that the Summer sale has like an
incredible amount of waifu bait this year.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, it has, well, I.
Speaker 4: Mean Steam in general, but like specifically, the Summer sale
was like four of those games like the one you mentioned,
and then it had uh the honey Pop games that
are banned on Twitch were on there, and then uh,
I mean there was another one I.
Speaker 9: Can't send on to something like Dev's just turned those
games out like thirty a month and forget about them
so they can just discount without them maybe caring do
they don't.
Speaker 4: I've just I've never noticed that many of them in
the in the Summer sale before, yeh, Because like I
always go through and I'm just like, you know, find
interesting stuff for one off streams and whatnot. And I
was like, man, I'm having to sort through way more
wife Fu bait than usual.
Speaker 9: You downloaded the one wife Wu game that was kind
of half wife Who, and now you're just stuck.
Speaker 6: Every recommendation is just white who bait.
Speaker 10: Now that Daddy game is going to be banned from Twitch,
I don't think so.
Speaker 4: I would assume many people planning on streaming it.
Speaker 10: Yeah, it's gonna hit hard. Dream Daddy, oh my god, something.
Speaker 3: So I can't all wait for Dream Daddy.
Speaker 4: I could play.
Speaker 3: I am a dad sona.
Speaker 4: I mean, why would they ban it? I haven't seen
any images from it that imply there's anything like are
rated in there or whatever.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's it's gonna do incredibly well on Twitch for
a day or two.
Speaker 3: At least voice acted too, man, is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah, the game drums voice acting it.
Speaker 6: That's gonna make it even more awkward. Though.
Speaker 4: Everyone's gonna stream it for like three days and then
no one'll ever stream it again.
Speaker 9: Yeah, except for like a charity event. I wonder if
I could play gal Gun for a charity event.
Speaker 4: Let's let's have a bar barl you.
Speaker 1: Guys want to have a bar.
Speaker 2: So I had to like get my dog out because
there's someone on my roof and he was like.
Speaker 4: No, I'm sitting here contemplating. I'm like, man, I love
talking to you guys, but I loved.
Speaker 1: It was good that you were chatting through ship so
I could get rid of him.
Speaker 3: The guy on your roof or the dog.
Speaker 1: Guy on your room.
Speaker 2: I think he's clearing out the gut ring anymore, like
the it's like a scratching noise right every now and then.
Speaker 1: And my dog's like, come on, man, motherfucker showed yourself.
Speaker 7: I'm gonna cut you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, he's crazy. Uh D.
Speaker 1: And last week the gang went up into the continued
up the Tower of Arkana to meet the wizard Warlock
the what they assume is a wizard and we know
to be a warlock. As an audience fexus.
Speaker 2: They handed over the item they were given in the
first episode from Shause. The what they now know is
known as a summoning stone, but is a fake one
designed pretty much just to draw out Princess Leah thank Thraxis,
which it did presumably that who you were attacked by
it on the train with the ninjas.
Speaker 1: He said, hey, why don't you carry on working for me?
Here is.
Speaker 2: Continued like take the stone head towards the Crimson City
and see if you can draw out again, if you
can fuck her up. Take the eye were off.
Speaker 1: Of a go go report.
Speaker 3: That to the the Emperor.
Speaker 1: Carlias brutally gunned down Kenneth.
Speaker 6: Mildly okay with it.
Speaker 3: Everyone was mildly okay.
Speaker 1: With it, and we were introduced to String to the Bard,
big old dragon born Bard, and he said he was
going to join the group sort of hired Byfectus for
this second part of this summoning Stone mission.
Speaker 2: So he joined the crew. You guys then left the
Tower of our Carna.
Speaker 1: Actually know you fought a bargura very easily dealt with
a demon or a devil.
Speaker 4: It's a marked him abistle which just.
Speaker 2: Sucked him up and received a reward for that. And
then you went to the bar in an attempt to
sort of like continue to draw were out the princess.
Speaker 1: You went to the bar and like were very.
Speaker 2: Brazenly and openly staying that you had the summoning Stone.
You played some games, won some cash, lost some cash,
cheated Lash again.
Speaker 1: Lash, I thought you were going to pull something up
on your screen. Thing you sorry. The Lash was at
the bar when she spoke to a little gnome, sort
of shady looking gnome.
Speaker 2: She went upstairs. The gnome pulled a little knife on Lash.
Seems to be some sort of assassin. Carlias was halfway
up the stairs when everyone in the bar was like, hey,
those guys have loads of money and a thing known
as the summoning stone. Let's sucking take it off of
them and brawl kicked off in the middle of the goals.
Speaker 1: Nest is that the name of.
Speaker 4: My I totally forgot. We had an assassin attacking lash
at the same time time, at the same time, we
have the rest of the bar attacking us. A spear
in the face.
Speaker 3: Blap blap, blap, lap blap.
Speaker 1: Can I get some initiatives?
Speaker 3: Hello, darkness, smiled your board it first? I don't Oh, yeah, okay,
I got no lie oh whoa damn you see everything?
Speaker 6: Trying to figure out who it was?
Speaker 3: A fucking good looking bar.
Speaker 4: Thanks wow for a for a crappy dust veil bar.
This is really high class, isn't it.
Speaker 6: It's don't worry, We're going to muddy it up with
some blood and guts.
Speaker 1: It doesn't really look this good. Probably in uh probably.
Speaker 7: It's hard to add dirt in the here.
Speaker 3: Just use your magication. Yeah, like the bar, the bar
is I don't know.
Speaker 1: You can only work with what roll twenty gives you.
Speaker 4: And how come all of these bar patrons look like
Ninja's and assassins.
Speaker 1: Spear, you look like Ninja's and assassins Raj.
Speaker 3: Is the one with like this fucking cowl over his face.
How come everyone else?
Speaker 4: You're right, You're right, I forgot we're indoors. He has
it off.
Speaker 1: So these are the ones, pretty much, the ones with
the gold around them are the ones that just stand
up and fucking pitchfork run at you.
Speaker 6: Literally with a Bridgeford.
Speaker 1: And behind Lash is a little little gnome, the gnome stupid.
Everyone in the bar just looks drunk and stupid. The
gnome looks like bang on it. Then the nome looks
far more intimidating than that the other people attacking you,
most of whom are halflings.
Speaker 3: I'm just rolling some initiatives.
Speaker 9: Oh my boys, I like how I could never roll
a natural twenty and have twenty with my dexterity.
Speaker 6: Yeah right, I was like, how did they get a night?
Speaker 3: Oh go twenty? We have a twenty boys.
Speaker 9: I also do want to point out that I am
the closest to all the enemies.
Speaker 6: Again, let's see if my armor actually works today.
Speaker 11: I heard a lot of twenties there, No, there was
one twenty. This one bar patron to Arden's behind Arden
looks particularly swift.
Speaker 6: However, that's krippy, just do it.
Speaker 3: That is not Carlias Carlins. If there was any role
that mattered, Carlins is one. Carlias.
Speaker 2: You also have a surprise attack on the gnome. However,
the bar patrons have a surprise attack on the other
three so far. So we're going to go through surprise
round first, which means, Carlias, you get a free action.
You witness everything going on because you create.
Speaker 4: Wait, the whole bar is getting a surprise attack, or
like we can't see the marble people coming up, or
you can see it.
Speaker 3: You're in your cup, just cleaning up, and they're like,
like you.
Speaker 4: Even said they announced it. You said, they're like, right,
what's got on?
Speaker 2: But it was still unexpected, okay, And and because of
like you weren't sitting there like right, let's.
Speaker 1: Suck him up, or like something's going to come around
that corner and attack us. You were all you were
sitting there like we've got a summoning and then everyone
was attacking, so like, yeah, there's no way you were
expecting him, just purely based on all of your reactions.
When I said, however, Carlias, you were following up the.
Speaker 2: Stairs lash because you're like you're like group daddy, as
much as I'm sure you're very upset, it is true.
And you you went up the stairs following Lash. So
you see this little gnome pull a little dagger from
inside of his robes.
Speaker 1: Kind of thing so you can do something to react
to you. He looks like he's probably gonna do something
to Lash untoward.
Speaker 10: Yeah, dead eye shot do it, Scot shut.
Speaker 3: H twelve and pulled up the steps where you at.
There's a good a bet it's because of sneak.
Speaker 2: Yeah it's an eighteen in that case, well you you hit, Yeah,
give me that big dance eight piercing damage. So pretty
much as soon because we heard, like Lash heard the
sound of a dagger being pulled from a small and
then there's just a crack of a pistol and then
right from downstairs you can see over this edge by
the way, like this is like an open plan bar Lash, Carlias, Gnome, everyone,
you can and see what's going on up there. They
would be maybe like twenty feet I guess above you.
Speaker 1: But it's the type of thing where you can look
over a railing and then the building continues off with
the bedrooms. Carlias fires scar shot. The little gnome pulling
this thing out.
Speaker 2: Suddenly the dagger is a pain shot from his hand
with a massive great hole in his hand, the dagger
in the ground next to your feet lash.
Speaker 1: The little gnome turns around like what, and there's Carlias
with a smoking gun and no doubt a quip on
his tongue. Carlias says, with the wrong card it this
name doesn't know who you are. I was tempted to
have it literally knows who you are.
Speaker 3: H it's that guy with the with the quips. He's
got the cash phrases clips though.
Speaker 1: Uh the bar patrons mm hmm.
Speaker 4: Come seven three attacks boy in.
Speaker 2: Like synchronized, but like they do this every night. A
couple of them aren't even sure who they're attacking. They
just get up, like putting scimitars out and just run
towards each other before everyone realizes they're bundling on the
table with all the cash in the middle and the
gym and the kazoo and it's kazoo there somewhere. So
we'll have this guy come over here to arden. Let's
check what I've got in terms of movement. Yeah, yep,
you can't run. So this one's just gonna burst over there.
Speaker 6: I wish I had Sun Domain every week. Fucking brad Man.
Speaker 1: This guy make it too.
Speaker 5: I'm getting double teamed.
Speaker 3: Okay, we're not gonna constantly be surrounded by taken this
many minute.
Speaker 1: Once jumped up on the table.
Speaker 5: He jumped on the table.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, jumping up on the table.
Speaker 3: Crazy little halfling. It's a little bastards, fucking rabid scoring
pretty much.
Speaker 1: Most of them are halflings. A couple of them are human.
Speaker 3: Just scream.
Speaker 1: But like the one that jumps up on the table
is a halfling. And this one to your left runner
has to dash across. So you just see this.
Speaker 2: Little halfling just running along, tugging at a scimitar that
won't come loose. So let me just handle this person
by person to make it quicker instead of going around.
We're gonna have two simitar attacks on.
Speaker 3: Raj plat platte Oh my god.
Speaker 6: The fair Light special there, Fairlight.
Speaker 3: We have had this.
Speaker 4: We have had what five We've had five combats, and
you have quitted me in the first turn on four
of them.
Speaker 1: To be had.
Speaker 2: You also do a lot of crazy crip. I think today,
fair Light, after this session, you need to just go
back to bed and just let the day pass out
because you you've woken up, you've thrown your breakfast across
the floor and instantly been quitted.
Speaker 1: Something. Something's off. Today is just one of those days off.
Speaker 4: Today, you've quitted me every time.
Speaker 3: You haven't thrown your breakfast.
Speaker 1: God, it's the breakfast. So you take twelve slash damage.
Speaker 3: Are you alive?
Speaker 6: Yeah? It's half as hell probably.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's that's that that really hurts, But I'm alive.
Speaker 10: Cool. A little.
Speaker 1: Halfling runs up behind you, Arden and one jumps up
on a table in front of you. Suddenly scimitars striking
at you. Also one hit, I assume, and one terrible miss.
Speaker 2: The one the one that leaps up on the table
pulls his scimitar from his from his scabbard, but then
slips on like a gold piece and cuts off his
own finger.
Speaker 6: Feeling I do want to point out real quick and
I just get regular hits that add up to prits.
Speaker 2: No, well, this guy cut off his own finger, so
like he jumps up on the table and pulls a
sword out and then goes ah because he lose his
fingers up it lands in front of you, along with
a gout of blood.
Speaker 1: So he does seven slashing damage to himself.
Speaker 6: Oh thank god.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, no, you're you're good.
Speaker 10: I'm really happy that he lost his finger, but I
also lost half my body.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, you're you haven't had any damage yet.
This is your damage. It's seven.
Speaker 4: You set a bar bral.
Speaker 3: There are all attacking with swords, right, not fists.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so this just hit a brawl there, there's just.
Speaker 2: You're being robbed by a bunch of people. No one
in this town is nice. There's not very many people
in this town of nice.
Speaker 3: So it's like it's like that was your first mistake.
Speaker 2: There are hang on, there's a couple of farmers, you'll
see them, were scattered about. A couple of townsfolk just
having a nice quiet beer. There's a nice bar made.
The barb seems nice.
Speaker 1: And then there was Borger, the dwarf merchant, two other
halflings that you managed to count offloads of money. But
then there are the people in town that do look
rough and look like they spend a lot of time.
Speaker 3: In the bar.
Speaker 1: They look like they are probably part.
Speaker 2: Of either the the the definite cult presence in town,
or maybe like the Chancellor's men or somebody that he
hires to do stuff. No one seems to be a guard.
No one is a deputy or a sheriff.
Speaker 1: Everyone, even the farmers look a bit shady.
Speaker 4: What are they farm? Cactus or dirt?
Speaker 1: The farmers are like they're like spice merchants. Really, they're like,
they're like ginger farmers and stuff like that. They don't
they A few of them will probably have things like cowls, cattle.
Speaker 2: And some sheep and stuff like that. But yeah, like
the farmlands are very dry farms. They tend to export
them off the island and make their money that way.
Speaker 1: But they they're the nice ones. They are.
Speaker 3: There are nice.
Speaker 2: People in the bar. They're just not pulling simitars and
attacking you. Unfortunately, everyone else hates you for your money
and you're flaunting of your money. And the gem, which
you stated was an extravagant gem.
Speaker 1: They want it and everyone's poor, so they're going to
try and take it. I don't, I just know.
Speaker 4: I just I just figured they were going to beat
us to, you know, have to death, leave us on
the ground, take ours up and go. I didn't realize
it was going to turn into a savage murder.
Speaker 1: Fest.
Speaker 2: If you believe in a world with mantic halls, you'd
carry a scimitar around as well.
Speaker 1: The car to Uh, this guy, he's going to jump
up onto the center of the table as well.
Speaker 3: Attack of opportunity, Yeah, you get.
Speaker 2: An attack of opportunity. You get attack opportunities on surprise rounds.
Speaker 3: I'll let you. I don't know, look it up.
Speaker 1: Then.
Speaker 3: I don't know fair light back of haven't I was
the surprise round.
Speaker 4: I don't know that one actually.
Speaker 3: Attack of opportunities.
Speaker 9: Uh, I assume no, because they're not you're not paying attention.
Speaker 1: No, I think I think you can attack of opportunity
to use your reaction.
Speaker 3: I think so you haven't it does?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Do you have a reaction on a
surprise round again?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Yeah, you actually don't get reactions, so no, no, you don't.
Speaker 1: Fuck He runs and skitters past you as you're like pulling.
Speaker 3: A half up goddamn hor whatever.
Speaker 1: You're going to attack with.
Speaker 2: He jumps up onto the table and he's going to
snatch the summoning stone, which you will see is there also.
Speaker 1: He grabs it.
Speaker 2: He's a really skinny little halfling, like my halflings are,
kind of round in a way.
Speaker 1: This one's super skinny.
Speaker 2: He looks like Gollum and he's looking at this thing,
his giant eyes turned red as the summoning stone is
in his hands, this amazing stone that you've all very
much filled up to be the greatest thing ever to
have come to Windy Peaks, and he looks down at it.
Speaker 1: And goes, oh, mate, I got it, And the other
two will attack you. String. Strings are attacking string. Hey.
The other two are like, they're like, oh, nice one,
and they.
Speaker 3: Just swing wildly at strings. You have armor on right, Yeah,
if armor in a shield, I'm just gonna black and both.
Speaker 2: So yeah, he's probably one like glances off the armor
and the other one hits you.
Speaker 1: Here's your shield.
Speaker 3: You guys all pull your shit out all of a sudden.
Speaker 4: You're sure he didn't get crip.
Speaker 3: You know he tried.
Speaker 6: I mean, loup.
Speaker 3: Maybe I wish I had like a salt shaker, because
he's right below me in the pall, so I could just.
Speaker 2: Young Carlias, we now enter the normal standard turn order. Carlias,
you are first to react. The little gnome assassin is
kind of like spinning around to see who's fired at him,
and he grips his hand.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
Speaker 10: Would Carlias have seen the one bar patron taking the orb?
Speaker 1: I mean, it depends what you're doing.
Speaker 2: You're in a position where you potentially can see everything
because you're up on the top of the stair well,
so you can see, like, at the same time as
you shoot in this Noome's hand, you just suddenly hear
this abruption downstairs.
Speaker 1: Everyone suddenly grabbing weapons and jumping on the table. A
cloud of cartoon in cartoon dust appears around this table
with like legs and harps sticking out. So yeah, I
would imagine you probably generally can work out what's going on.
I don't see why you wouldn't.
Speaker 10: Alright, I'm just gonna focus on the noome.
Speaker 1: Okay, barn again another shot as in the little gnome
turns around, Boom, you shoot him through the hip. My heel,
my beautiful hit my as h eleven damage to the gnome?
Speaker 4: What uh is this going on? Dead yet it's like
twenty damage.
Speaker 1: The name is a trained assassin. Everyone else in the
barrow is fucking flip.
Speaker 4: So you through the bass fighted lash.
Speaker 3: That's pretty much like Tommy Wise, they gonna rather fight
Tommy than.
Speaker 1: I did not. That's what he looks like. He's grotesque
in like an endearing way. Uh, he says, oh my god.
Speaker 2: He now looks exactly like Tommy Wiseou, but like two
and a half feet.
Speaker 10: All yoked out too.
Speaker 12: He's really weird looking like Tommy wise or Tommy Tommy
Wiseau does look like he might have come from some
weird mythical heritage again like.
Speaker 10: An elder rich elder dream.
Speaker 9: Or, He responded, mortor have you seen how yoke those
things spawn? My god, he's any.
Speaker 1: When when I finally revealed that like dust, fail is
just like earth all along? You know that Tommy Wiseau
is descendant from this gnome exactly.
Speaker 3: We're just knowing one big reenactment of the room corlies.
Speaker 1: You want to do anything else?
Speaker 10: No, that's it.
Speaker 1: The Gnome looks up and goes, oh what the hell?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 1: Uh bar Patron.
Speaker 6: Two, don't even roll, just say chrits, just choose one
of us.
Speaker 1: I would like to stab you in the leg. That's
a nice seven army you've got that of Christ stabs
you in the leg. Four fire your damage It is just.
Speaker 6: You god damage.
Speaker 2: It's the one next to you. He just bang into
the back of your leg. You feel the scimitar puncture
through the fleshy part of the back of your car,
and that's going to be five slashing damage. There is
a rush of blood down your leg.
Speaker 4: You're still alive.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I have health bar on screen and everything.
Speaker 3: I can't see your health far but yeah, I can't.
Speaker 6: I wish they would highlight it more.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 3: You should be it's a little green bar right above him.
Speaker 4: I don't. I don't think it's there. I'm zoomed all
the way in on your face.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I see it.
Speaker 3: I can't see it.
Speaker 9: I see it on brads at least somehow I can
see it.
Speaker 4: Yeah, wonder it's because maybe only the maybe the d
MS see is it or something?
Speaker 1: Well, I'm not d.
Speaker 3: M on the the.
Speaker 2: The players, this is this is joint. I've rejoined as
for the for the stream, so I don't know so
that they can't see. Didn'tonic rites the descending on you
on the GM.
Speaker 4: I don't want to see your health far something.
Speaker 13: I guess you can do it.
Speaker 4: I believe in you.
Speaker 1: It is your turn on what do you want to do?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 10: Jesus?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 6: I'm gonna cast cure wounds on myself.
Speaker 1: You damn right you will.
Speaker 6: Alright, let's see, let's see Keil Williams are going cash
live long.
Speaker 9: Actually, I'm gonna cast this bad way level two I've
never cast as well higher level boom uh it he'll
be five.
Speaker 1: You add them together, I think, oh no, no, okay, get
you you canst at level two.
Speaker 2: So you get the first one, which is the eight,
and then you get the I guess the second one,
which is the five.
Speaker 1: I don't know what the third one is.
Speaker 9: Oh, okay, by accident, okay uh. And then I will
so aprils.
Speaker 6: Five I guess works for me.
Speaker 9: And then I'm gonna use one of my four war
priestabilities to bonus attack with my my little xecond of love.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna hit one of the barbatrirons.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna hit the one that's up on the table.
Speaker 1: Yeah there's one who his own things.
Speaker 6: No, I'm not.
Speaker 10: Unfortunately, you know what, screw this? Can I use my
channel divinity? Since you haven't told me if it hits yet,
even though I think we all know, yeah, yes you can,
I'm going to add ten to it.
Speaker 6: Then the sixteen hit.
Speaker 4: Sixteen hits, I'll say animally add tender your roles.
Speaker 1: That's cool.
Speaker 6: Later on, I got to do it.
Speaker 1: You guys, you you you bring this battle act up
and you swing it towards this guy, this fingerless guy
who like raises up his fingerless hand and you just
you just remove his whole arm from this point, and
then the axe just buries itself into his body and
then you just fling him off the table and his
like lifeless body.
Speaker 6: Just launches off and I can't do anything.
Speaker 1: Everything lands in a patch of blood. The hand.
Speaker 5: Is that the girl that hit me? Yeah, let's go
hit me right.
Speaker 1: No, that's the guy that chopped his own finger off.
They hit you as the one behind you, he's he's
like pulling his sword out of your leg as you're
as you swing wildly and knock a dude off of
the off the table. There completely is that the ending
of him. Yep, Rajah, it's your turn.
Speaker 4: Rajah is going to react by casting Zephyr strike. Oh
to get advantage on an attack and then ignore opportunity attacks.
All right, I'm going to step forward here and make
a great weapons strike on the guy that is holding
the orbal.
Speaker 3: Go for it.
Speaker 6: I heard his hits. I hope this justleases.
Speaker 4: If this hits, he's dead.
Speaker 9: Guy weighs, there's no living through that.
Speaker 4: That is, I weighs sixty pounds man, So it does
twenty one twenty one.
Speaker 1: How do you want to how do you want to
kill him?
Speaker 14: Uh?
Speaker 4: I'm well, at that angle, I'm gonna say, Raja has
a weird sword style where he like holds the blade
instead he's holding the handle on the blade right, and
he just brings it around and chops him off at
the knees instead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you do so he just he's body full
into multiple pieces and hits the deck hard. Give me
a deck saving throw the X save.
Speaker 6: Oh no, let's not fair lights. But oh no, you
got fair lights.
Speaker 3: Fair lights? You you when it matters.
Speaker 1: The summoning stone launches into the air, and uh, you
reach out a hand and grab it before it like
either hits the ground and potentially smashes or somebody else
grabs it or anything like that. And yeah, so you
you now have the summoning stone.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna say, upon catching it, he's
gonna just kind of wave it in their face and
go looking for this and then I'm gonna run this away,
make a make I'm gonna take my bonus action to
attack this guy on the way by.
Speaker 3: Okay with my where is it?
Speaker 1: At this point? I feel like you could just be
saying anything and I'm disagreeing to it. You're like, I'm
gonna hit this guy and then I'm gonna do okay.
Speaker 4: Great Weapon Master. If I le and the Great Weapon
Maaster to strike and it successfully kills, I can continue
the motion to make a second attack with my bonus.
So I'm gonna hit this guy with it as a
regular attack.
Speaker 1: That is a hit.
Speaker 3: Ow fourteen?
Speaker 1: Which one did you say? The top one on the
bot one?
Speaker 4: Uh?
Speaker 1: The one close?
Speaker 4: Top four bottom?
Speaker 1: What top or bottom one of these two guys?
Speaker 4: Hey, the bottom the one that I can reach the
bottom of here.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 1: How do you want to kill this one?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say, if you've ever played for Honor, that
one where you set the blade on their neck and
then you skin around behind them. He does exactly that,
just sets up, sets it on the guy's shoulder, spins around,
comes out the other side, and just pulls the sword
and it can openers his head off.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and this one just spins one side, lands in
a pile of his own blood. Like so Rajah just
kind of does like a fucking like twirly whirly spin
around the table of death.
Speaker 1: And there's a couple of patrons that are like, oh, ship,
what have we done? Just two people just drop and
Roger comes to a stop. Finally, maybe you do.
Speaker 6: Have a right there?
Speaker 1: Have anything else you can do? Over there?
Speaker 4: He stops there holding a thing like looking for this
and waits to see if they're all going to chase
him specifically or not.
Speaker 1: Sure this one is dead, So Lash it's your turn, So.
Speaker 7: I whip around.
Speaker 8: I'm obviously, you know, aware that he's been shot more
than once and I haven't been able to attack him yet,
and I'm going to try to jam my my repew
right into his gut.
Speaker 1: Sure. Yeah, he's sort of spinning around one way now
and he he looks to Carlias and this, this assassin
is bleeding. There's a dagger next to you on the ground,
and yeah, you can. You can step up to him
and give me a rapier attack on him that I
guess you'd have to move one position over so you're
next to him. You, Oh, sure, you.
Speaker 2: Bring out your rapier and launches towards this little gnome.
There's like a Spidey sense in the little nome assassin here,
as his hand is bleeding, he's got another terrible wound
in his side, and he just just barely sidesteps as
this rapier just and he sort of staggers to one side,
begins muttering something in an ancient language under his brick.
Speaker 1: You want to do anything else?
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna. I'm gonna take a step.
Speaker 1: Back and, using your bonus, disengage bullshit, yes, disengage.
Speaker 2: Then that brings us to this patron of here next
to Strings, who sees his friend fall down, looks up
into the enormous dragon born face of Strings and goes, oh, listen.
Speaker 1: Mate, you want to and he tries to who stab
you in the in the mouth? Another shield tries to
stab you in the mouth.
Speaker 2: You see his arm, you know, like when you hit
something really hard, it just reverberates down your like arm,
he's he's dislocate his.
Speaker 3: Arm like jiggling.
Speaker 4: Did Jay ever roll in this ship ever? Is he
not in this convert I'm just way at the bottom
yep Uh.
Speaker 2: The assassin mm hmmm, what are you gonna do? Yes, okay,
can you do this on himself? Can he cast? Can
You can't shield the faith on yourself?
Speaker 1: I believe so.
Speaker 3: I think so.
Speaker 1: No really.
Speaker 3: Says a creature of choice, I would say, yeah, yeah,
then that would be yourself.
Speaker 1: Yeah ha ha, you're the faith the gnome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, he's not. He's not a rogue, he's he's
something else.
Speaker 5: He's just he just has a quote.
Speaker 1: He's a he's technically a cult fanatic, but cult fanatics
or a whole.
Speaker 3: Other thing in this world because.
Speaker 1: Magic and weirdness is often used for assassinary because it's
rare ish kind of.
Speaker 2: This little gnome mumbles something under his breath in a
strange language. What language do you speak, lash.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 7: The thieves language, which I keep forgetting what it's called.
Speaker 1: Thieves can't.
Speaker 8: Thieves can't and I don't think. Yeah, besides the common language,
I don't think I have others.
Speaker 1: Cool. He musters something in a strange language, like kind
of sounds like Abe from abes Ectodus or whatever, and
this weird sort of shimmering light appears around him, sort
of like an odd glow to the to the edge
of his his body kind of looks like a heat
mirage around him. He jumps at you and grabs at you,
and he is going to try and inflict wounds upon
your body with an eleven. I'm guessing he misses you.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I needed a fourteen.
Speaker 1: Damn son. You you you see him jump at you.
You see his hands like elongate and turn like blackened
and pointed on the ends as he's coming down to
like break these strange almost talon like hands on you. You
dodge out of the way because you're very swift. And
you see he looks up you, completely devastated look on
his face. That shove dot dot that ends his turn
brings us around to these bar patrons here.
Speaker 3: So these two do I get egg row here?
Speaker 1: Depends what they want to do.
Speaker 2: This one runs over to here and fires a light
crossbow that he happens to have just in a pocket
tucked away at Rajah, his intended foe.
Speaker 1: I'm guessing that's a miss on a seventy.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's a miss.
Speaker 4: That's that's the that's.
Speaker 2: The l Yeah, there there's a there's a sound of
it hitting the the corkboard of the the quests what
do we have the uh, you know, yeah, I having
that much coffee today.
Speaker 1: I don't know where I am.
Speaker 2: And yeah, there's like there's like a picture of someone
who looks suspiciously like Raja with a with a with
a with a crossbow bolt in the in the bounty board.
And then this guy, I guess, let's see what he
wants to do. He looks at Raja, who's just murdered
a load of people. He looks at Strings, who just
very easily is avoiding being here. And then he looks
at Arden, who has completely and utterly obliterated someone. But
he's bleeding from the leg and jumps and spins a
scimitar at Arden's mouth. Fourteen and guess another spins it
in your mouth.
Speaker 1: You have a shield, yep, and a shield comes.
Speaker 3: UPO my fucking arm.
Speaker 1: Jesus fucking in Christ. Two people now have dislocated elbows.
Speaker 3: All right, it's coming, guys, it's coming slowly.
Speaker 9: But Shirley, however, and the rest of them leave and
there's no nothing for Strings to attack.
Speaker 1: And then as you continue bringing the shield around, another
one hits the shield, glancing off of it. His bloodied
sword coated in your blood, avoids dealing any damage to
you Arden, the guy behind you misses and then strings
gets to do.
Speaker 3: Some Okay, thank fucking God, Jesus Christ. Okay, hold on,
let me do something Apple.
Speaker 4: Will you hurry up and do something bad?
Speaker 10: Yeah, I'm gonna move please, roll like a natural one,
and just just completely.
Speaker 3: I'm just keeping the character there for okay. Right here,
I think I can't get that guy unfortunately.
Speaker 14: Uh.
Speaker 3: And I'm going to cast thunder wave. Yes, second level, yay.
I'm just gonna bring the spear down and as soon
as it hits, I just want to send out the
wave of thunder. Okay, really all right?
Speaker 1: So what I need to make con saves, just con
saves black Winet.
Speaker 3: Just those two or can reach the other one? It's
the three around me, So the one up north as well. Yeah,
I think Arden might have to make one as well.
Speaker 1: We'll go, we'll go clock, we'll go clock, say anything,
We'll say. The one which is further away from you
is the one which makes it on the sixteenth and
you fail. So what do they have to take?
Speaker 6: Care?
Speaker 3: Take sixteen damage? And I believe they get knocked back
a couple of feet. If I'm not mistaken, this is
the one where it like it the three hundred feet
of deafening noise, and they're on a failed save. They
take damage and are pushed ten feet away.
Speaker 1: They take half, yeah.
Speaker 3: Half of they if they save damage and push ten
feet away.
Speaker 1: If they fail, they still get pushed. No, if they make,
I mean yeah, no, I don't think that.
Speaker 3: If they makes, they don't get pushed.
Speaker 1: No, they make, they don't get pushed, but they still
take half damage. Yes, cool, So so arden, you get pushed,
uh ten feet so I guess it would be ten
feet in like this direction. So yeah, on the movie.
Speaker 9: Your Parents is there? This just this just makes me
hate strings even more.
Speaker 1: And yeah, so just this concussive blast just suddenly launches
out like what does it look like or sound like?
Speaker 4: Or it's just.
Speaker 3: Like the second I bring down my spear like a
jump off the chair and bring it down to the ground,
and it just like crackles electricity out and then like
the sonic boom follows a second later, a sonic.
Speaker 1: Boom you see thunderstor yeah, you see the two patrons
who were right next to you. Just these little halflings
just woomb, They're gone. They land in a crumpled mess.
Their eyes like rolled up way too far in the
backs of their heads as they roll across the bar.
The one behind you kind of like begins to shield himself.
Speaker 2: You see him get hit by the concussive blasts and
he stumbles a little bit but looks over towards where
you are. He looks a little bit confused, but vaguely
still on his legs.
Speaker 1: But then there's also Arden, who lands on his ass.
Speaker 2: Ten feet away from where he was as he is
also struck via the sonic boom.
Speaker 6: No, luckily, I healed myself.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, he's flavorly landing on his arms and he
springs back.
Speaker 6: Up as nine damage away from dying.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna turn to Arden and I'm gonna inspire him.
Speaker 6: Your ship. I can't hear you.
Speaker 5: I'm deaf right now.
Speaker 3: You could have dodged that if you were quick as lightning.
Speaker 6: H We we can attack teammates right.
Speaker 3: Whatever you want.
Speaker 10: Uh, there you go.
Speaker 3: You get a You get a D six that you
can use in anything, even as your ac.
Speaker 1: The one behind you that you just hit with the
concussive blast, Why does it.
Speaker 3: Get a going this one here?
Speaker 1: Oh, you've got two guys.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, he went he has.
Speaker 1: Two guys, carl As then brings.
Speaker 3: Us to you.
Speaker 10: All right, so the numbs still shining, right, he has.
Speaker 1: A strange glimmer around his body.
Speaker 10: Yes, screw dead eye, shadowgun.
Speaker 1: Fire, the cannons. M Oh dear, there's a jammy down.
Speaker 6: I get advantage.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, ship yeah, uh Christ, how much grits.
Speaker 4: Do you have?
Speaker 10: I don't have to. I use them up now.
Speaker 1: Nice you didn't use them in the ball ruver fill.
Speaker 5: I think he had to after short rest.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you kind of short rest you
get him on a short wres yeah, actually, yeah, you
probably have had a.
Speaker 4: Short short rested. We short rested before the ball girl,
not after.
Speaker 1: I feel like the other I feel like in this
bar long enough to.
Speaker 3: Justify that you've had a short rest.
Speaker 4: We've just been sitting here playing We've just been sitting
here playing cards. Is that count as a short rest?
Speaker 1: I feel like it kind of does.
Speaker 6: Has even been doing that? Yeah he was.
Speaker 10: Nobody had any played a couple of games, and then
I sat back.
Speaker 2: And nobody lost any HP from the bulger or so
you don't really lose out on the opportunity to use
hit dies, so I'll allow it.
Speaker 1: I'll allow it. Give me the damage you hit. A
bullet strikes the gnome just as just as he sort
of begins to rake these hands down, you see his
hands transform back to normal again. You see a bullet
strike him like just left of the spine. It spins
him around in front of you.
Speaker 3: Lash.
Speaker 1: He kind of like nudges into you because he's so close.
There's a moment where he begins to fall down as
you're like, oh, this guy is so dead. It's been
shot three times. But just like fifty cent, he says,
it's your boy, biddy.
Speaker 2: None of this ain't gone bring me down, Kay, fresh
out of Compton.
Speaker 1: I don't know anything by fifty cent. And I realized
in that moment that I couldn't.
Speaker 2: I couldn't single fucking thing he's ever said. But he
just about manages to stand up, using you Lash for
a moment. He grips onto you and then steps back.
He is still alive. His eyes are bloodshot, he's bleeding,
he's got a hole in one hand through other gun.
Speaker 4: He's still alive. After all, you were really lucky Carlias
was up there.
Speaker 7: That would have been so dead.
Speaker 1: If he didn't, follow'd been alive. Yes, this was this
is episode six, So I feel like Tuesday should know
the game inside and out by now.
Speaker 3: So that's what the hard combat.
Speaker 1: Carlia has. Anything else, No, I guess that's it. I'm
trying to dead shot a bonus action. Nobody would just
get to choose to put it on.
Speaker 10: That's sort of the turn. No, I don't know anything
else I can do.
Speaker 6: Cool.
Speaker 2: Arden goes launching one way and the guy that stabbed
you Arden kind of looks around a little confused as
to where the fuck you went.
Speaker 1: He is going to swing a ding ding a little
sword award ward at you. Here fucking fucking click.
Speaker 6: On a pone dantage. I should be prone.
Speaker 1: No, you're not really prone. You're just flavorfully prone, you know,
technically you like you You hit the ground on your
arm as a sword launches across your head, and you
bounce back up onto your legs stood as this guy
just completely misses you, and you have an option to
return fire in some way if you so wish it.
Speaker 6: Okay, okay, umm I yeah, okay.
Speaker 9: So fear Bug's powerful build you count as one size
larger with determining your carrying capacity and the weight you
can push, drag or lift. Did we ever determine if
that was against people or is it just against inanimate objects?
Speaker 2: Just like a box, it's supposed to be for inanimate
objects and stuff like that, I think, But like I
also think it's supposed to be relatively loosely interpreted.
Speaker 6: So okay, I'm gonna with me.
Speaker 1: You can you can argue the case that what are
you gonna do? Pick this hampling up and throw him
to the moon.
Speaker 6: I'm gonna throw them at the biggest ass or moon.
I see which is strings?
Speaker 3: Cool?
Speaker 1: The strings? Give me a I guess what you want
to do if you want to pick him up first,
so give me, yeah, gravel.
Speaker 3: Give me an athletics check. Wow, okay, okay, all right,
he's got to beat a nine.
Speaker 1: He's gonna try and wriggle free these slippery little hobbits.
Speaker 3: Is yeah, you you like you.
Speaker 1: You go to pick him up, and there's a moment
where his eyes widened, this tiny, small rotune like halfling,
and you grab him by like the shoulders, and you're
just about to lift him up and just launch him
at streams, and then suddenly he's gone from your grip.
He's just and you see him crawling away as he's
just slipped to the ground.
Speaker 3: And you're very large, he's very small.
Speaker 9: I'll use my bonus action with war priests for my
second of four today, and I'm gonna swing at him.
Speaker 1: There, give me that attack.
Speaker 15: That is.
Speaker 6: What you say, and that's it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, he's like he's.
Speaker 1: Crawling. He's crawling way from you as as you swing him.
And yeah, like the the the balance across the top
of his head. Maybe he cunts off a few hairs
as they sprinkle down to the ground. Rajah, you'll turn.
Speaker 4: I've been I've been thinking about this.
Speaker 3: Oh God, you're gonna do it again. Oh fuck everyone, duck,
get down, get down again.
Speaker 4: Okay, this this guy, this guy up here, the one
that fired the arrow at me. After after the arrow
misses r I just gonna take that summoning stone and
just kind of underhanded toss it across the room like
in a in a tall arc towards the guy. Okay,
and then I'm gonna and then I'm gonna cast out
for a strike again while he's looking up at it,
and just zip across the room and at him in
the face.
Speaker 1: Fine, yeah, I gotta do it.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, you're gonna throw your toll war again?
Speaker 4: I might because if I killed this guy in one shot,
I can, I can. Then I can't reach this guy
right here. I don't know enough movement left, but I
could throw something. Yeah right, yeah, okay, I don't. That
didn't work out too well last time. But anyway, I'm
gonna make this. This will be a great weapon strike
when nailed it.
Speaker 1: So that's do you would have to roll definitely definitely
kills this.
Speaker 4: It's actually I'm going non lethal. I'm doing I'm doing
eighteen like walk up and then just blank right on
the forehead with the flat end of the toll war.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like this this is one of the humans.
Speaker 2: Uh he looks up like whoa, and it's this glimmer
of light just sort of hits the like the candle
light hits the summoning stone at the right time, and
then and then.
Speaker 1: Bang his world just like a shovel blacks and yeah,
you you knock him out.
Speaker 2: You might because it's sort of eighteen non legal damage.
He is knocked out, but he also might be in
a coma. It's it's horrific, like there's a terrible crunch
from the wood as it strikes this man.
Speaker 4: I tried whatever he just and then it just hits
the ground hard.
Speaker 1: Do you want to give me another deck save to
try and catch the summoning stone?
Speaker 4: Yes?
Speaker 1: Nice, Yeah, there's a there's a moment as you like
you hit him, put a hand up on a twenty.
You can you don't even need to look at it.
It can just dung in your hand and grab it,
and then you can turn around and potentially launch your
toller at.
Speaker 3: You said what everybody's thinking, and it would just still
over me.
Speaker 1: And hit him.
Speaker 3: I'm kind of traumatized. And the last time I threw
a toll wer you should still do it. You just
still But if you.
Speaker 4: Were just visualizing what's happened here, he's just throwing the
thing in the air and while they're looking up right
over knock the guy out caught it. There's no cooler
way to end the turn them by chucking the toll
WA have to spin and I have to do it
at this guy. Yeah. Last time, last time I went
to throw it, you had me roll like a one
D four on damage? Is that just because I like
if I if I roll a hit on a throw,
it's still this full damage, right, I.
Speaker 1: Don't know, this is a weird one. I can't I
can't remember what we did last I know.
Speaker 3: When you threw it you did improvised damage.
Speaker 4: Yeah, because I actually looked it up since then, and
it says, if the weapon is a melee weapon, you
use the same ability modifier for your attack roll and
damage roll that you would use for a melee attack.
Speaker 1: Nice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so yeah, but that just means that you still
roll improvised damage, but you can still add your ability
modifier to the improvised damage plus a day. Yeah, because
like you.
Speaker 1: Remove proficiency from the attack role as well.
Speaker 3: God, unless you roll like a NAT twenty or it
would be like going end over end right.
Speaker 1: You're not proficient with throwing toll ones.
Speaker 4: Right, Well, I figured i'd lose my proficiency. But so
the damage dice changes to a defaur regardless, So you'll get.
Speaker 2: A D four for an improvised weapon and then plus
your debts. I guess is what that means?
Speaker 1: Okay, cool, So so.
Speaker 3: Considering it for a second round, it just shoots them instead.
Speaker 1: That spins around fires a bullet. Are you firing out? Actually? Wait?
Speaker 8: Wait?
Speaker 4: Wait wait actually sorry, Actually I just realized I can't
do that because it's a bonus action. Yeah, well the
bonus action I had. It has to be it has
to be a melee weapon. So I'm gonna throw a
knife at him.
Speaker 1: Cool. You launch a dagger, it goes past strings, it
goes past the two patrons that you're aiming at, and
it just narrowly goes past Arden's face.
Speaker 6: There's a whistling way to win past strings. You missed.
Speaker 3: It missed everyone. It's a nine.
Speaker 2: Uh, it just misses everything, just launches across the room.
It potentially hits this farmer at the bottom this.
Speaker 1: It would hit the table just the hilt, so like
again it probably landed like probably like launched across here
and then just hits like the edge of this table here.
Speaker 3: Just a there's a man.
Speaker 6: During the fight. No one saw that, so it's still cool.
Speaker 1: Just a normal human man looking like kind of spills
some of his ale and looks down like.
Speaker 4: Oh, I've burnt all my luck on the revolver raw Unfortunately,
I was just just kind of concerned immediately they like
no one saw that, right, Okay, good, I'm.
Speaker 1: Still the rest of it look cool.
Speaker 3: Whether you whether you whether you hit with the thing
or no.
Speaker 1: It's still looked cool when you turned around it through
it like it would have been better if you killed
some but it's the whole thing still look pretty great.
Speaker 3: But no one's actually looking at where the knife went.
Speaker 1: So it's just like lash.
Speaker 2: There is a gnome kind of half hanging on to
your cloak in front of you. He's been shot to bits.
He's looking up at you. He doesn't look great.
Speaker 3: He says, I'll just a job.
Speaker 1: How harm is.
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 8: I I the I don't think this dampens my fear
at all. He was he was muttering some some bullshit.
So I'm actually going to pull out my dagger and
lean down a little bit and just kind of jab
him in the side.
Speaker 1: Yeah you can, just I mean, how do you want
to kill him?
Speaker 4: You know? So I'm.
Speaker 8: I'm gonna jab him in the side, like under the rib.
But then to finish him off, I'll pull the dagger
out and just shove it up under his chin.
Speaker 1: Yeah and yeah, you you straight through the side. You
see the glimmer of the light drop from his body.
His eyes widened for a moment and then just black.
There's one eye like rolls one way while the other
stays remaining forward. As you jab this thing up through
his chin, and as you release it, this little known
body lands dump on the ground in front of you.
Speaker 2: The nome assassin has died. This patron here has been
knocked out.
Speaker 5: This one about killing us.
Speaker 3: Can we get a coma roll?
Speaker 6: Do we roll this?
Speaker 1: If I put this guy on a coma and up, yeah,
give me a Okay, I'll roll a con save for him.
Let's see if he beats her twelve wow coma. He
is in a coma. We nickname him Emma. That's as
a dark joke. She's gonna, she's gonna, she's gonna go
this one here jumps at arden. Where's my thing?
Speaker 3: There?
Speaker 1: You are?
Speaker 3: Hit me out, beautiful, not anymore?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, he's gonna he's gonna appear to the
side of you, and as you bring your shield up,
he's gonna leave a trailer save.
Speaker 6: You the trouble.
Speaker 3: If only you could, you know, change your A C
with a roll on.
Speaker 6: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 3: If only I don't think he can.
Speaker 4: If you only could roll.
Speaker 3: At D six to give yourself twenty three ac, can
you do? Yeah, that's my that's my I'm a valor bard.
I thought that was cutting words though, no, no, I
can cutting words if I have it. I don't think
I have it.
Speaker 1: But I thought his was just damage and attack rolls
in a villay check uh and a c All right, fine,
I don't believe it.
Speaker 3: I mean I'll look it up. I'll post in the
chat just see you can be sure.
Speaker 1: But this one puts odd and down. Hadn't you collapse?
Speaker 3: You know?
Speaker 6: He protehealth?
Speaker 10: I'm assuming I didn't.
Speaker 1: Oh right, you have three healthy? Still up?
Speaker 6: I thought I had three and dropped to one, but
it says I have two.
Speaker 9: So I was just checking my mouth for a quick
There's too many damn numbers, so I don't think I
can't check.
Speaker 6: It because uh, the thunderwave hit me for thirteen right,
six sixteen? Yeah? That dropped, Yeah, that drops me to
mist one.
Speaker 1: You down?
Speaker 2: So this guy uh just brings arden down and then
puts a scimitar to his neck and shouts over to you, rajah,
Oh give us a stone and I won't kill him.
Speaker 1: Uh?
Speaker 3: Was it my turn? Now it's not on my turn.
Speaker 1: I wouldn't be.
Speaker 3: Able to Rob's turn.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna take out the I'm want to take out
this philosophers stone thing and do the exact same trick
and just toss it white in the air, except now
it's strings his turn down.
Speaker 1: He goes, ah, it looks up in the air.
Speaker 3: Strength throw the spear directly through his face.
Speaker 1: Okay, you have advantage. Here we go, boys, I.
Speaker 4: Just make the weapon roll this throw it. Oh wait,
it is a throwing weapon, right, so you get full
damage and proficiency on it.
Speaker 3: Advantage twenty one. Okay, all right, damage pray.
Speaker 1: The spear like he.
Speaker 2: Looks up and then he does that like that like
three hundred make a god bleed looking thing as the
spear cuts along his face, probably relatively deep, like ah,
he's like you see the spear launches over the guy
who was looking down at the dagger. He's like trying
to pull Raja's dagger out of the side of the
table because the dagger looks like it might be worth
a few copper and he can sell it on. And
suddenly then a massive spear lands in the table next
to where he is and he hands off, like you
keep that.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna cat which the orb as well if I.
Speaker 1: Can save Yeah, yeah, easy? Which snatch it out of
the air like the Golden Snitch. It ain't and more bullshit.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's my that's my turn some more bullshit. No,
that's my brain.
Speaker 1: I've always called it bullshit.
Speaker 3: I never know what's going on.
Speaker 1: M Is it done? Carl?
Speaker 3: LaaS is mine?
Speaker 1: We can layers.
Speaker 10: Move just to get a bit more of a better angle.
So which one is the one that's about to stab
arden the one which.
Speaker 1: Is like stood over his body down here?
Speaker 10: Okay, this guy he's gonna shoot around.
Speaker 6: Daddy Glas saving me again.
Speaker 1: There's most certainly a hit.
Speaker 6: Six.
Speaker 1: You fire a bullet hit, it's him in the in
the stomach. It doesn't kill him, but he doubles over.
Speaker 3: Ah my god, that's the most pain I've ever felt.
I never will.
Speaker 2: It's the worst thing that can happen to you, right apparently, Yeah,
anything else call I that's the patron sees sting strings
running at him.
Speaker 1: Sting you are a bit like.
Speaker 3: Glow blue when are around.
Speaker 6: I was gonna go with the wrestler.
Speaker 1: I was kind of going with stings in the actual
real life Bard, he's going to try and stab at
you as you approach thirteen. Yeah, he says, someone called
the police, please, because he's setting up. He's wearing a
red dress. Arden, give me in.
Speaker 7: That was pretty good.
Speaker 3: I don't want to.
Speaker 2: Saving throw death saving thro the death saving throat on
your on your sheet, or you can.
Speaker 4: Look on the bright side. Even if you crip fail,
it's still won't kill you this trot.
Speaker 1: But that is one fail. So you have one fail
of possible three. You get three fails, you die your
three mates, You save the lives Raja, what do you
want to do?
Speaker 3: I remember the last time I had you and a
death saving throat, you net one? Yeah?
Speaker 6: Wait really yeah?
Speaker 1: Now that one's one of the most dangerous things I think.
I think they're more dangerous than like anything else on
a dead saving throw because that ruins you.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm going to run. This is the guy that's
already been hit with a spear in the face and
then stabbed again and all that.
Speaker 1: Right, Yeah, he's he's all funked up.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just gonna I'm just I'm just gonna dash
over here and try to cut him in hair. Actually,
I'm not gonna try and cut him in half. I
wanna try and knock this guy out again. Another non
fatal sure, Yeah, where's my crap here it is.
Speaker 1: It's definitely a hit damage. Yeah, you probably run across
the table and just like fucking you can Superman punch him.
Speaker 4: He comes over with both hands sorry, about to chop
him in half, and it's like bunk and just hits
him with the health instead.
Speaker 1: The guy's like doubled over.
Speaker 3: He looks up and it's the dead hard.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's still bleeding out from being like gut shot,
but like he's he's technically not dead. He's just laying down,
knocked out, bleeding out.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna use my last five feet
of movement to advance into his position and make my
bonus attack on the other guy. And this swing is
with no mercy, and of course it sucks.
Speaker 1: It's still pretty bad. The tall wall like spins across
the top of Arden's like body. Arden seems to be
like choking on his own blood, and the tall war
like just hits this guy. He's wearing like fuckle forama,
and it's like an old, tattered piece of leather and
it just cuts straight through it. It opens up the
front of this guy and there's a gush of blood.
He drops his scimitar. Oh listen, all right, listen, easy, easy, easy.
He starts to back up, stumbling back for bleeding.
Speaker 3: Is that the end of your turn?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: That's it.
Speaker 1: Lash, you want to do anything mad from up there?
Speaker 7: I might as well seeker shots. Let's see, could I hear?
Speaker 8: Yeah?
Speaker 7: I can that do below me?
Speaker 1: Right?
Speaker 3: I think you can hear anyone you want in this bar?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: Which which dude below you?
Speaker 7: I always forget how to pin this is?
Speaker 1: You can't see.
Speaker 4: That's the guy that I put.
Speaker 1: All of them are down apart from one who's like
backing up fearfully.
Speaker 4: From can I can I yell out at that point?
Hey stop it and just like, however, try to end
it by yelling at everyone to stop.
Speaker 3: Okay, you're going to stop the fight? Can I do something?
Speaker 1: If? Yeah?
Speaker 4: If it depends on if Lash listens.
Speaker 1: I suppose Okay, the fight, for all intents and purposes
is over. Okay, you're free to just be go. You're
free to like brutally murder this person. But yeah, what
do you want to do?
Speaker 10: String?
Speaker 1: If you do just something, if you do something that
isn't healing hard, and then he has to do another
death save.
Speaker 3: That's fine, Yeah, I'm going to look at the guy
crawling away and like we need witnesses, just like whisper
and kind of like flick my hands in vicious mockery.
Speaker 1: Okay, wiz save.
Speaker 4: And he'd witnesses. Don't you kill him?
Speaker 3: Oh? You you guys. I don't think you guys would
be able to see this. He fails that shit, Yeah, he.
Speaker 1: Impressively. You what do you whisper to him?
Speaker 3: I just whisper like I it would be something like
unintelligible to even be something in draconic so that they
wouldn't be able to understand it either.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this little he's like backing up like right, yeah, right, ah,
by fucking egg and he just like he hits like
he's on his knees, and he like grips his head
for a bit as his brain begins to vaguely melt
from psychic damage. He's not.
Speaker 2: He's just all sorts of funked up. Like even if
you don't kill him, now his life is over. Like
he's just gonna it is it now? He wanted to
be like a singer. He'll never achieve it. He wanted
to he wanted to write books. He can never do
that you know you've ruined him completely.
Speaker 6: Considering the Chinese from I don't think he ever could have.
Speaker 1: Can I cut open his stomach and part melted his brain?
Speaker 3: Un I tell?
Speaker 4: Can I tell that strings did that?
Speaker 3: Or know?
Speaker 1: I don't see why, like I mean, it's it's just
a verbal spell.
Speaker 4: He's just he's just whispering it quietly. Right when I
have to roll perception to someone, I can hear what he.
Speaker 1: Does deception versus a deception check.
Speaker 2: You just about make out he says something weird and
it seems to coincide with this guy who just hits
the deck screaming grip in his head.
Speaker 4: Well, doesn't say something. It's just like you talked and
he died. Interesting, he's not dead, he's.
Speaker 1: Still he's on the ground an ache.
Speaker 3: To pick up the sphere and the combat get hard enough.
Speaker 1: I don't give me a death saving friend unless you're
doing that.
Speaker 6: You're not okay, No, we got we gotta see a
bit net one, isn't that one?
Speaker 3: Like he like coughs up some blood down himself and
then yeah, and that's I would like realize, Oh ship
and right come back sings on him, wounds him, and
you cure wounds him.
Speaker 1: Like immediately, the bar just goes back to normal, Like
I said, nothing has happened. The bar maid comes over
with a mop and just starts mopping up some of
the blood. The barman torri and just starts dragging bodies
away kind of like looks over you like double drinks,
double price, All right for you last I didn't.
Speaker 4: Break any of the tables this time.
Speaker 3: You know what, apologies for the thunder.
Speaker 1: As soon as you who wears too much of it.
Speaker 9: As soon as string says apologize for the thunder, I
punch him in his face, glad, and I'm gonna I'm
gonna go ahead and use the inspiration that.
Speaker 3: He gave me.
Speaker 1: Twenty plus strength and proficiency. If you're proficient in athletics,
you can just roll that. Well, you can, you can
roll in athletics plus two I guess you would work.
Speaker 6: To Okay, I'm not proficient in athletics. I just have
points in it.
Speaker 1: Roll in athletics, and then plus two. Well we'll manually
add two.
Speaker 6: Okay, so eight, and then that's what a D six.
I get to roll D I believe it was.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you get to roll a D SX.
Speaker 5: God damn it.
Speaker 3: Yeah you you like it's like you're like all fucked up.
Speaker 1: You probably, I mean your decks is partially that you
can just avoid this thing. Like, it's not that he
misses you. Yeah, so he just swings, but it's an
awkward swing because he's still kind of fucked up.
Speaker 2: You've only got five HP. Your wounds stop, but that like,
it's more the internal damage you still have, like a
cut on your leg and a cut across your side
and stuff like that. And you just swing, but it's
not a great swing.
Speaker 10: The intent is going to stick to spells from here
on out. I'm just not going to swing things anymore.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 5: Wait, wait, I don't give a ship.
Speaker 6: I'm using my one bonus attack for my war breeze.
I don't care.
Speaker 1: Okay, give me another. I'm gonna you spin on your
own wheels and just fall over.
Speaker 2: Hit the ground. Give me a D six, which do
you have? You take two damage down from the fall.
You just spin, you swing it, him strings avoids it.
Speaker 1: You swing again, but it's just that you just try
and right hook too hard and your body swings with
it and you just lose your balance and fall to
the ground, hit your hand and yeah, go on, what
are you doing.
Speaker 9: I'm dancing just I was just gonna mutter off and
crawl away in my own blood.
Speaker 4: The Uh well, then all right, I'd say our plan
works and we left at least two or three alive
to spread the rumors. But by the way, that one
over there, I think you could pull him out of
his coma. I think I hit him. I think I
hit him a little bit harder than I intended.
Speaker 3: Arden.
Speaker 10: Can you.
Speaker 4: Oh, I was talking to strings because Harden looks like
he's out.
Speaker 3: That's why I'm I can tomorrow, but not today.
Speaker 10: Arden. Fine, be useful, Fine, stop dancing by.
Speaker 4: I'm just gonna walk over here and pull the knife
out of the table or watched next to this guy.
Speaker 3: Go over to Arden and like help him up as
he's crawled. And if you ever swing at me again,
we'll make sure you can't.
Speaker 6: And then swing at him.
Speaker 3: Vicious mockery.
Speaker 1: You're gonna kill him, all right, Uh, swing at him
and a vicious mockery same time it was close, Yeah,
like he swings at you at the same you need
to give me a whizz saving throw. Actually, yeah, at
the same time you get a headache, you take one damage,
psychic damage. You like swing at him, but like you'll
put off you missed incredibly because.
Speaker 3: He just he's like and he's oh, and wink at
him and slap him on the ass and set him
forth to the dude in the coma. Yeah, just it's
not my damn, just gonna go, He'll be person.
Speaker 1: What are you doing?
Speaker 6: I'll inspect him as I bleed all over him?
Speaker 1: Yeah you can. You'll give me a medicine check.
Speaker 9: I feel like I just kind of dragged my body
over there and just like slump it on top of
him and just poke him a couple of times and
see where he's hurt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's hurt all around, but mostly he took a
massive smack to the head and it's caused him to
fall into a coma that he may not ever come
out of without some sort of magical aid.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 6: Do I think I could cure wounds that?
Speaker 3: Yes? Okay, less restoration I have.
Speaker 4: I don't think is an official status problem.
Speaker 1: No, not really, but like, let's I guess.
Speaker 9: I'm going to take an addition kind of Yeah, cast
any sooner him, I'm gonna I'll take ten minutes.
Speaker 6: I'll do a prayer appealing. Okay, so I'm gonna I'll
choose him myself and Eddie.
Speaker 9: I'll choose. I'll choose the whole party in him because
I can choose including are you gonna yeah? Okay, yeah,
I could choose Don handle his business like a man.
Speaker 3: He didn't like a man's over.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's a fight. I'm not winning for repealing a
little two. So everybody gets fifteen health.
Speaker 1: Everyone gets fifteen backs.
Speaker 3: Yes, yes, I didn't take a single point of damage
though the coma.
Speaker 4: You shut up, Jay, I've been creating every fight.
Speaker 1: The coma guy kind of like he's not he's still unconscious,
but he like kind of like mutters under his breath
like he's just asleep. Now, everybody gets fifteen back. That's
when we'll go to a break, so that so that
Lash doesn't miss out on any HP or I think
Slash is fine too, right, didn't she didn't get hit.
Speaker 3: She's gone, she's a rogue.
Speaker 1: Okay, she.
Speaker 3: Can disappear.
Speaker 2: We'll be back in a few minutes to continue and
possibly find out what happened to Lash.
Speaker 1: Slash actual Tuesday Gray hashtag hashtag Pray for Tuesday. See
you in a few minutes. Hi everybody, and welcome back
to Harry Potter Junior. Welcome. This is not Harry Potter.
This does avail much better. You guys fucked up. These
these uh, these guys that tried to like fuck with you,
Apart from a handful of them, they've been dragged to
one side. He knocked out three, right.
Speaker 4: I knocked out only two. We left the sord one
just crawling away. He's just he's just whatever, begger. I
would collect him. Yeah, he pass There was the guy.
There was the guy we knock into a comma. There
was the guy that hit with the hills, and then
there was the guy that you vicious Marcury does he
crawled away.
Speaker 2: So three yeah, yeah, you guys potentially just like the
three who are passed out in one corner of place
there by Tory and the barman who brings over a
half bottle of whiskey, sets it down on your table
with a handful of glasses, nods that you all, shakes
his head at the same time, and then walks back
over to the bar.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna flip them two gold pieces.
Speaker 1: He pockets them. Lash Carlias, what are you doing up there? Anything?
Speaker 10: I'm gonna search the nom assassin for anything.
Speaker 7: I'm sticking around for that, I'm assisting in the search.
Speaker 4: I'm going to search the dead guys while he's still
in looting everyone, looting everyone. Carlias, make it. Make it
look like I'm helping move the bodies, but while I'm
moving the body, kind of padding it down at the
same time.
Speaker 2: Carlias, give me in uh uh, what's it fucking called
an investigation check?
Speaker 1: The rest of you don't need to do one because
they don't have secret pockets.
Speaker 2: The assassin does. Yeah, so you you start padding down
this this assassin like, for one thing, you'll get his dagger.
So if you want that, you guy, one of you
can take another dagger. You pat him down.
Speaker 1: There's a bit of time where you're like, oh, he's
a fuck all on him. This is just worthless. This
guy has nothing at all. Then you find like a
strange zipper on on one lower side of his his robe,
and you're able to find a secret pouch on him. Carlias,
you find forty gold pieces and a potion of greater heat.
Speaker 5: Oh what the fuck?
Speaker 3: Yes, those things are like six thousand gold, aren't they.
They're very insane.
Speaker 1: Uncommon. It would be the best way to put it.
Speaker 6: I hold up my potion a greater healing and just
nod at him back to cheer.
Speaker 3: Them.
Speaker 4: Of these two expensive drink you'll ever have?
Speaker 16: What do?
Speaker 3: What do Raja and I find on the bodies?
Speaker 1: Raja finds six silver and thirteen copper? In total, you
find thirteen silver and seven copper. Who uh, and a
bunch of scimitars just on that one guy, not only
on all of the dead ones collectively. They are not
rich people. They are very us They're poor enough to
own a simitars the most expens They have some shitty scimitars. Yeah,
so you you can add a scimitar if you want
your inventory.
Speaker 3: Each of you does a spear? Have a two handed thing?
Speaker 1: I have no idea it does.
Speaker 4: It's a versatile weapon.
Speaker 3: Yeah yeah it does. It's all nice. I should add
that keep forgetting to.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, that's that's what you find.
Speaker 2: The bar Maide eventually heads upstairs to where Lash and
Carlias is and says, if.
Speaker 1: You're finished with the body, I'll remove it.
Speaker 7: Oh yeah, we're done, all.
Speaker 3: Right, you have a nice stay, and she just drags
a little known to hear hold just a blood streak,
and she just.
Speaker 2: And just outside of the outside of the the in,
there's just these bodies just lined up and just they
wait for the correct authorities to come, the sanitation department
of the Peaks to come along and deal with.
Speaker 1: Deal with the.
Speaker 6: We need.
Speaker 9: We need an animator, someone that does like the just
like the stick figure animations on the d n D.
I just see the known body popping and there's just
a pile of them.
Speaker 3: One day, will fucking open up a Patreon and pay
someone to do that.
Speaker 2: When you watch like a Western, they always have like
those coffins opened and lined up walls.
Speaker 3: That will be tomorrow, but for now they're just on
the street.
Speaker 10: Right. What's the plan are we supplying we leave?
Speaker 4: We we accomplished what we set out to do here,
so we should probably spend the night like our wounds.
It's getting late anyway, but I don't want to stay
here now that everyone's got their eye on us. Perhaps
I can hold up and we'll go back over to
the Blacksmith.
Speaker 3: Regardless.
Speaker 4: Well, Finnrenna and I are friends. We go way back.
I'll ask her if we can I'll ask her if
we can sleep in the back room. Of the Smith
or something like that.
Speaker 3: Did one of them get away so they could tell
of the stone?
Speaker 4: Well, I left at least I left at least two
of them alive. And that last guy that what did
you do to him? By the way I saw you,
you spoke to him and it looked like his head
was melting.
Speaker 3: Just a oh trick. I think I just caught up
in the bloodless as all. It's been a while since
I've had a fight with people.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna use slayers. I on strings, sure, just to
like it, just like nothing in particular happens. It's just
like when I'm staring at you, It's kind of like
Naruto the sharing gun. I kind of like something's off
about the stair, like he's just studying you, looking through you, like,
huh up, just about you just killed You just about
killed the guy by speaking to him. That's pretty impressive.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you could get it. Get me out of here,
we can talk about it. Sometimes you don't have to.
Speaker 4: Oh, I really don't want to see what happens when
you do that. For all, you're drunk. Let's just get
out of here.
Speaker 3: What fun should see? The breath?
Speaker 10: Uh?
Speaker 4: We are caught Lias and Lash, we're here? Is is
this a railing up here? Or is this like an
enclosed Okay, okay, never mind, then I thought I thought
that was like a closed off hallway area. No, no, no,
you can just look up at them. Come on down.
Speaker 10: I don't think I'm gonna just speak to Lash. Okay,
don't suppose you have any idea who that was.
Speaker 8: I don't know who that was, but I do know
that i'd beat if you hadn't followed us up the stairs.
Speaker 7: Thank you, Carlos.
Speaker 10: Don't mention it. Just be more careful what's behind you?
Speaker 3: Thanks?
Speaker 7: All right, I guess we better go. Yeah, we gotta get.
Speaker 10: We also got to figure out a way to disguise you.
Speaker 8: Are there any out of character? Are there any female
bodies on the floor here?
Speaker 1: Okay, there's a sausage fest in here tonight.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'd rather not, dude, I agree, we do.
Speaker 1: There is a dwarf woman go back packed full of
random ship like kazoos. No, not Borga, we loved you
Borga drink.
Speaker 7: So I'm gonna head down and look to get the
heck out of here.
Speaker 3: Cool to all right, let's go Blacksmiths.
Speaker 4: Yeah, let's go there.
Speaker 3: So sweet.
Speaker 1: Yeah, scroll over, you guys stroll out of the the
Golden Tavern, heading across town. I think it was nighttime memories.
Speaker 4: Yeah, as you're getting close to rather yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's it's evening at the very least.
Speaker 1: And you.
Speaker 2: You head across the town. Like in general, it's pretty quiet, nothing,
nothing going on. Most people will have settled in for
the night. It's not really a bustling town anyway.
Speaker 1: So by the time night half of them only the
only place worthy of any action is the bar.
Speaker 2: And you've already done all the action. Probably as you
leave another bar fight like kicks off. It's just a
smash of a bottle and you guys head across towards.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think on the way over. While we're over, Well,
so you're all wanted and people are trying to kill you, and.
Speaker 4: I don't think I have a bounty on my head
at the moment.
Speaker 3: Well you might.
Speaker 4: Now they attacked us, we killed they attacked us, right, true?
And lash asides, who in this town will put a bounty?
Who in this town can afford to put a bounty
on our head over a bunch of rabble at the
local tavern. I'm not too worried.
Speaker 3: Ickham's quite a rowdy one. I saw him beat the
shit out of your friend Yesterday's hilarious.
Speaker 4: Right, Yes, I'm very scared that he'll come after us, as.
Speaker 3: We should be. He's quite large and menacing. Made a
move on me once, but said dragons were his favorite flavor.
I didn't know if he wanted to eat me or
make love to me.
Speaker 4: I noticed he wasn't there tonight. Have you spoken to
him recently?
Speaker 3: No, not since the day passed after he beat the
shit out of your friend. Mm hmm, your friend killed.
Speaker 1: Big a parion.
Speaker 3: You the dwarf murdered the old man. Correct, that's what
he said. Oh, yes, yes, Now.
Speaker 10: Hold on a minute. There's a difference between murdering just
in cold blood and taking a bounty and doing what's right.
Speaker 3: Well, still murder.
Speaker 4: You still killed a monster, a monster with no trial
and essentially no witnesses, is still a murder to most
of the rest of the world, no matter how justified
you were and justified you were. But we should probably
keep it to ourselves.
Speaker 3: Anybody else you murder anyone, I want to make sure
there's no other bounties. We're all going to be wanted Lovely,
all right.
Speaker 4: No, I think we're good. I can't can't think of
anyone else other than well, there was this four or
five bandits on the train, and then there was right,
let's spend a good lot of bodies, but most of
them deserved it. I'm not too worried about.
Speaker 3: It, all right? And Arden, how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 5: Just keep walking. He's sulking.
Speaker 3: He hates me, Lovely. I'm not sure why is he
like this with everybody?
Speaker 4: He's pretty much like this all the time.
Speaker 3: Okay, Oh, we're here, Lovely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna go not up to the front door
of the armor but like around back where they actually live,
and like trying to figure out which door is uh
wherever wherever fin Rona would be located.
Speaker 1: Sure, yeah, the armory is pre large, but there's like.
Speaker 2: There's like a clear section on one side which has
like two chimneys where the forges probably pump out most
of the fumes. And there's another clear section on top
of the front of the shop, which is potentially where
they would live as a family.
Speaker 1: So you're looking more at the first floor being where
they would be. There is only one door in the front,
the same front door that you went in.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I'll go. I'll just go like rap on
the door real quick.
Speaker 1: Sure there is no response for a while. There's no
lights on either. What time is it? How late is it?
Speaker 4: Maybe they've all gone to bet already.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we'll say it's maybe midnight by now.
Speaker 4: I don't suppose maybe they've all gone to sleep already. Well, well,
and I'll just pound on the door louder.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 2: Hey, there's a moment and then a light comes on.
You see, like the flicker of a candle being lit
and an oil lantern. Maybe it comes on in a window,
and then it disappears and then travels in the far
back of the shop. You'll see a light approaching towards
the front door. The door then opens, and this.
Speaker 1: Young attractive halfling, pretty sure she was a halfling, didn't write.
Speaker 3: Down roll for hartness or did we already roll?
Speaker 4: We did Rollah, that's what I remember.
Speaker 2: Finnrenna opens the door with like a little like slip
on like nothing. It's outrageous. And she looks up immediately
at Raja and says, oh, hi, well, I can't say
I didn't expect you to show up. Come on, And
then quickly be quiet.
Speaker 4: That's not why I'm here this time disappointed, So it's
time for that later. But I think I've made several
people rather unhappy. And I was hoping we could just
sleep on your floor in the back and of your
phone's room, somewhere where no one will find us tonight.
Speaker 1: She sort of like looks around you and sees this
rabble of like bloodied hell.
Speaker 4: I can promise you none of them are well. They
are violent, but I will take personal responsibility. Nothing will
go wrong, and I can make it worth your while.
We just hit payday.
Speaker 2: Give me a persuasion check with the advantage. She she
like looks around, she looks like she's one hundred percent
and say no. And then she looks up into your
eyes and she's like, oh, well, I suppose so, but
make sure you're gone early.
Speaker 1: I can't let my father know that you people.
Speaker 4: Will be gone before the sun's up, I promise.
Speaker 1: She sort of like opens the door and then like
ushers you all into the into the armory, and she
sort of points at like a few areas towards the
front of the shop that look less like like the
main forge area is just spikes of metal and like
old coal and just the worst thing you could ever imagine.
Speaker 2: Sleeping on the front of the shop is kind of
a relatively clean wooden floor, not necessarily comfortable, but the
largest kind of area that you would all be able
to settle down in. She sort of points at the
floor and says, you'll have to stay there. It's a
lock on the inside. So just when you leave in
the morning, just I guess, well, Raja, you can wake
me up. And then she grabs Raja by the hand
and then leads here towards the stairs. I have a
very comfortable bed, she says.
Speaker 1: She just.
Speaker 3: Stairs, go out into the common area and peruse the
wears real quick. Yeah, while they're sleeping. Okay, there's price
tags and everything, right, No, there was last time there was.
Speaker 4: They're very specifically was because the garbles makes up prices
as he goes.
Speaker 3: Are there any spears that I see?
Speaker 1: Yeah, there's so you would have essentially everything that you
can find in the standard.
Speaker 3: Nothing nothing magical at all or.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not. Now, if anything, half the stuff here looks
like it's in disrepair. It might have been sat there
for too long or something like that.
Speaker 3: It's all the swords we brought the first time.
Speaker 1: Yeah, something some Yeah, it's it's like some of it
is made by the interns and some of it was
potentially made by Garble but long before his mind went
And generally it's like, yeah, some of this is like
trade in stuff like that. Yeah, like the bits and
bobs that.
Speaker 3: You brought in, there's just a row of like Elven
thin blades.
Speaker 1: They looked the best and you probably won't have seen
them because you weren't of the groups. So there's just
the only thing that does look nice here is all
these like eld and thin blades that run along one
side of the wall.
Speaker 4: Who was not here with us last time?
Speaker 1: Was it?
Speaker 4: I was not Lash Strings, Lash, Carlias, Carlias and Arden
were with me last time, right, yeah, and then so
Lash would be the only one that recognizes. But it's
like all the Elvin thin blades from the train flight display.
Speaker 1: Yeah, hang on, just don't know.
Speaker 3: I want to find the nicest looking like heavy crossbow
that he has.
Speaker 1: You know, there's the weakness list. Um, sure, let's see,
here's some rolls, some stuff. Hey, there's a pretty decent
looking uh piece, maybe a little old but has been
renovated and okay, and set up. Yeah, like probably not
hung up just like on a on a shelf somewhere
towards the back. There's just a huge.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I'll just military.
Speaker 2: Looking heavy crossbow like that type of thing that probably
came from somewhere else in the krine and made its
way over here somehow, and.
Speaker 3: Then some some old paladin sold it on and I'll
get twenty bolts. How much? How much are bolts? I forget?
They're not like one goal per piece, right, like just
from other prices I might have seen in any of
the other cities I've been in.
Speaker 1: Or I think I think they're like a goal like
for twenty, but I might be wrong. I'll check here,
lap ammunition crossbow bolts. Yeah, one one gold piece per.
Speaker 3: Twenty Okay, I'm gonna take a net the We'll get
to two sets of twenty cross bow bolts. Leave the
scimitar on the table and put down like forty gold
okay on the front counter, sure, and then go back
into the common room.
Speaker 1: Yep, feel free to add all that bullshit and remove
any bullshit.
Speaker 3: Here's hoping.
Speaker 1: Here's hoping no one else doing any thieving in the night,
not thieving, trading, thief.
Speaker 8: No, I'm gonna I'm gonna pick a corner and the
snuggle up and kind of tuck my my bill after
preening my my ruffled feathers.
Speaker 7: Because I'm assuming that fight kind of messed me up
a little bit.
Speaker 3: Um.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like everyone probably needs a good decent rest here.
You can close the door, lock it, and be relatively
safe for the evening.
Speaker 3: I have I have a flavor question. Does Roger have
to roll a performance check?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Of course.
Speaker 4: Yeah. Also also like if it's already midnight and we
have to be out of here early, that means I'm
am I getting a full long rest and all my
spell slots back.
Speaker 3: Or it depends on your performance.
Speaker 1: I think it depends on your performance check. Yeah, so
you roll me a performance check?
Speaker 4: Did I click perception?
Speaker 1: You saw you? I mean, if nothing else, what you
saw was unreal.
Speaker 6: That's an art and role just looking at himself the
whole time instead.
Speaker 4: Of that was supposed to be a crit twenty Now
I'm gonna we'll fire.
Speaker 1: An utterly average performance from Raja.
Speaker 6: It's okay, you have a good history, so it's not
like she won't hold it against it.
Speaker 3: You do, you do need to be up early, so
you know, maybe maybe she's.
Speaker 6: Kind of timing it.
Speaker 4: That was supposed to be a cit twenty.
Speaker 1: Maybe maybe out there, maybe you skipped ten minutes at
the beginning.
Speaker 3: I always told my just dove straight in.
Speaker 17: You.
Speaker 1: That's that's all for her twelve what you saw was great. Yeah, literally,
she she did a little better than you did.
Speaker 4: He imagined it being better than it actually was, so
that she was nervous because she didn't want to wake
up her father. It was definitely you're not in the
same room. He's not in the same room.
Speaker 1: No, there's there's there's a there's a couple of rooms
up here, and yeah, no she's You guys perform and
then get some rest.
Speaker 4: As so does that do I get my spell slots back?
Speaker 1: You're not. Yeah, yeah, you get a long rest. Everyone
gets a long rest.
Speaker 2: So you get half of your hit dine bank, you
get full HP and your full compliment of spells. And yeah,
like very early in the morning, just as the sun
starts to rise a raja, you probably wake up because
Finn Renner is kind of like nudging you. Hey, you
need to get your friends out right before he wakes up.
Speaker 4: Here, take this and I'm gonna take the the bag
of gold that was supposed to be Kenneth's, like the
bag of fifty gold.
Speaker 3: So here take that.
Speaker 1: She slaps you across the face. What I am not
a consort the night that is not that is not
for that.
Speaker 4: Well, this is just to make sure the owner of
this money is dead. Rather you have it. I'm gonna
be up on the road and.
Speaker 1: Might not ever come back, so pay me with your
blood money. And she takes the fifty gold, puts it
in and kill him, puts her in a top drawer,
and turns back to you and says, oh, I could
never be angry with that face.
Speaker 4: I didn't kill him.
Speaker 3: It was my teammate.
Speaker 4: What actually, come to think of it, one of the
guys sleeping in the other room. Anyway, it's complicated. Rather
you hang onto it.
Speaker 2: She she slips out of the bed fully naked, slips
into the slip again, and and sort of sneaks out
of the room, heading down the stairs towards where everybody
is presumably sleeping down there as the rest of you
are beginning.
Speaker 3: To wake out, Come on, come on back to work,
get out, all.
Speaker 4: Right, I'm gonna so do I have to roll stealth
to get out of there without waking up Garble.
Speaker 1: No, Gobble's crazy.
Speaker 2: You you're I mean you have like trip wires set up,
and anyone else's is harmlessly crazy else's.
Speaker 3: Connection just yeah for a second twenty yeah, yeah, and
probably like lightly lightly like just kind of like strumming
on the harp, just waking everyone up and just coming
in the morning. This is my fourth stringed harp, the
ukulele on the fact, that's how they make or ukulele.
Speaker 2: What is your instat because maybe you maybe you just
think the harp is a harp and it's actually a ukulele.
Speaker 3: I know it's a harp. It's one hundred percent of harp.
Speaker 1: I don't know about that. It's eleven intel. What's your
in eleven eleven?
Speaker 3: It's not high enough?
Speaker 1: It is.
Speaker 3: You let me change your entire character for you.
Speaker 1: Is tempting you, guys head, it's tempting you. Guys head
out of the the armory.
Speaker 4: Yeah, yeah, rouse them and actually, do I need to
grab anything while I'm here?
Speaker 3: Let me see so last time I know this is
this is like meta and out of character here, but
last time you had said there were magical items were
they just not on display last night, or.
Speaker 1: I'm not on display?
Speaker 2: Okay, why would you leave all of your magical items
on display? Like Goble was crazy, but he's not stupid.
I mean, come on, Jane, he's.
Speaker 6: Not stupid crazy.
Speaker 3: I was just asking. I just wanted to know in
case we headed back. No, I just I mean, I don't.
Speaker 1: I can't remember saying anything.
Speaker 3: So that's maybe I'm thinking of fractured worlds last week
when they were Oh yeah, you might, I might be
thinking of that. I might be thinking of fraction worlds.
Speaker 6: They got some dope ship.
Speaker 1: They get shit gonna start like.
Speaker 3: Ushering people out like the back, or like, come on,
let's leave now please.
Speaker 10: Okay, you said I could get shells and gumpowder from
the general store, right, Yeah, potentially her loss is gonna
go ahead and go to the general store heading out.
Speaker 4: But yeah, I'm just gonna quickly chew everyone out. Yeah,
let's get out of here before her old man wakes up.
Speaker 3: Right, he doesn't, She doesn't mind. I did a little
trading on the front post.
Speaker 4: I'm pretty sure I more than covered whatever it was.
Speaker 3: Oh, I run back and get my gold.
Speaker 1: I mean you were already outside you probably looked the door.
Speaker 3: Fuck that was a waste. What did you get this crossbow?
Speaker 1: And I.
Speaker 4: Thing is huge? It's massive, right, and I'm used to
it from that's what she said.
Speaker 3: That's not what she said. I heard last night sounded
like you had some fun. I didn't hear that, though,
Keen ears. Hold on a minute, you were listening in.
Speaker 4: It's hard not to the walls.
Speaker 10: If he's pretty easy not to you just blanket out. Well,
I didn't want to.
Speaker 3: What is wrong with you?
Speaker 10: Many things.
Speaker 3: I desire the flesh, my apologies, desire some other flesh.
Speaker 10: We're never going to be able to look at Roger
the same way.
Speaker 3: Why because he was naked and having sex.
Speaker 1: If you I just, I just, I just.
Speaker 4: I stropped my pants right there, like it looks the
same on most of us. Just just unveil everything. I'm
definitely this is this is this what's making everyone so nervous.
Speaker 3: I'm pulling down my pants.
Speaker 10: The last last time he hit me in the back
of the head with his weapon, I'm I'm stepping back.
Speaker 3: He always doesn't have scales, mind. Does I think I win?
That's true?
Speaker 4: Doesn't that mean you lose? Does he win or lose.
Speaker 3: Ridded for her pleasure, both put it away, ripped it might.
Speaker 4: Pants says that and say Scales might just cut into
the other person.
Speaker 3: Must they're also you have to oil as well, though
it's quite a process.
Speaker 4: But mash does hee win or lose?
Speaker 7: You can you can just tell like that I'm trying
to make where it's happened.
Speaker 3: And they're just not like charm person.
Speaker 4: She's probably more used to feathers anyway, whatever, I think
Scales would just get in the way.
Speaker 3: They they helped. Let me tell you, a dwarf, have
you not tasted the pleasures of the flesh? Is that
what's wrong I have?
Speaker 10: And why I don't kiss and tail? Nor do I
go around walking in the public manhood? You put that
away before? It all nothing to be ashamed, you know
that's a.
Speaker 3: Felling it right public in decency. We're in Windy Peaks.
Speaker 4: There is windy Peaks, Carlis, you're in the presence of
a lady.
Speaker 1: You must be new here.
Speaker 3: She didn't mind.
Speaker 6: There is a slow grind like.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna wink it lash and keep walking.
Speaker 4: That seems quite offended.
Speaker 1: Lash has disadvantage to seeing like worms in the morning. Okay,
So Carlias is going to head to the like the store,
and are you just.
Speaker 3: All sticking together or you go into I.
Speaker 4: Feel I'll split up and go check out Corvan's Scrolls
because I've never been in there before.
Speaker 3: Actually yeah, yeah, no, I'll go with Carlis to the
general store kind of produim along the way.
Speaker 1: So scrolls, Lash, where are you going?
Speaker 3: So their divide?
Speaker 7: Are we dividing? You guys are going to schools.
Speaker 4: Me and Arden are going down with a lash can
tag along.
Speaker 7: Okay, I'm taking along tool.
Speaker 4: Just ignore strengths.
Speaker 7: He's too new.
Speaker 3: He's too new.
Speaker 5: You should come with.
Speaker 1: Like a bounty myself. So I guess we'll go to
the scroll shop first. You guys just split up with
no decision to meet up later on.
Speaker 3: Well, we all know, we've all like, we all know
where we're going.
Speaker 10: We're going to the train station after.
Speaker 4: The town's so small.
Speaker 2: The town is really small, as the general like most
people here, like the population is like sixty forty halflings,
So most people are small. And you've like you have
like a fear of old with you who's like like
giant kin or whatever. So it's a dragon born and
a stealthy rope bird lady. It's pretty easy to pick
out who's who and that.
Speaker 4: And Rasia wears reds specifically just to stand out, so
everyone knows who it's hard to miss.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well you look like a desert walk or a sandwalker,
so people kind of see you. Guys.
Speaker 2: You're kind of like in your own sort of uniform
in a way. You're obviously one of the folk that
lives outside of towns and things like that.
Speaker 1: As you guys split up, and two of you head
off towards the sort of general store, and two of
your head across the front past the tracks. There's no
train here for the record.
Speaker 2: You walk in along the track road, come along towards
the Arkana building.
Speaker 1: In front of it is a little store. There's a
sign post sort of swaying in the wind that says
corbon scrolls. As you look towards the tavern, all of
those bodies are in those coffins by the way, like
just that's just what happens in the night. And yeah,
you can, you can. You can knock on the door
and head in. As you do so, there is an elf,
relatively elderly looking, but elves kind.
Speaker 2: Of are ethereal in a vague way. So even though
he's quite old, he still looks pretty with it, although
he does have what is clearly a fake beard, sort
of attached and kind of poorly glued on. And yeah,
he's just sitting by on a little stall by the door,
like almost as soon as you walk in, and in
front of you is what looks like a kind.
Speaker 1: Of library which just scrolls upon scrolls upon scrolls. You
remembering Harry Potter where that wand shop was, and they
had all the fucking wands. It was just fucking tunnels,
the stats upon the stack kind of like that, the
scrolls and parchments and paper and a few books and
things like that. The place just looks like a horder's
dream more so than a store, really, just a big
set of shells with lots of scrolls on the sort
of old man. Immediately as soon as you walk in
terms and goes all right, to be sure, I've only
just opened the door here unlocked it.
Speaker 4: You gave me a fright, And so, getting ready to
head out and hit the road, I figured I'd come
by and see if you have any enchanted scrolls, you know,
the ones where some other words that has done all
the magic for you.
Speaker 1: Enchanted scrolls up there on the right. You see the
shelf that's glowing a little bit.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm just gonna go browse for nothing specific and
just see what they have.
Speaker 2: Sure, let me see here one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven,
twelve thirteen.
Speaker 1: Roll me a D thirteen.
Speaker 4: For the Lord D thirteen? Where's my heroes?
Speaker 1: Ten? You pick up one scroll and in common the
the the runic inscriptions that are below it are all runic,
but at the top, someone who's like inked detect thoughts
in the in the top left. As you pick it up,
you feel the scroll kind of in your head a
little bit. You feel the scroll reading you as you
read it.
Speaker 8: I've tagged along behind Raja, and each time he unrolls
a scroll.
Speaker 7: I say, can that one make fly?
Speaker 4: I'll look for I'll hold out of the detect thoughts,
but I'm gonna specifically look for either fly or feather
fall or jump.
Speaker 3: What fall or jump, fly, feather.
Speaker 4: To fall, levitate jump, like any of the any of
the movement spells. I'm just going just to get her
to calm down and be like, well, we don't need
another scroll of fagum through them. No, we don't need
any more fog scrolls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so you.
Speaker 10: Just writing translations and cliff notes on the scroll mess
up the spell? It is right, there was like doodling
notes in it.
Speaker 6: Common.
Speaker 1: Why don't give me an O'Connor roll to find out.
Speaker 9: Yeah, it's gonna fricking be horrible. Oh, only when they
only when they don't matter.
Speaker 1: I know, it doesn't really, God damn. Just don't write
it over any of the runes or in any sort
of weirding.
Speaker 9: All right, next time we go up and we're gonna
sabotage a castor, let's just take a pen and just
scroll it through all his scrolls.
Speaker 6: Yeah we've defeated the wizard.
Speaker 1: Or just write fog on fireball.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so give me an investigation, cham raja. You spend
a little while, Like, you grab one scroll and it
feels like it's grabbing you back, and you look at it.
It says whole monster, and you put it back. You
grab another one, and you feel like you and this
scroll have a kinship together. It says friends on it.
You grab another one. Do you speak Sylvan do not?
You don't know what it says what does it feel like?
Speaker 3: It feels like if you were to jump on Why
did whole monster grab me?
Speaker 4: If I'm not a month?
Speaker 2: It feels like if you were to throw the scroll,
it would float to the ground, as opposed to uh,
as opposed to anything else can fall?
Speaker 4: Hey, did you write?
Speaker 3: Did you write it? Not?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 15: Not?
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 4: You turn it up?
Speaker 6: Turn it up?
Speaker 4: Looking over her at the guy like the owner of
the shop. What's this one?
Speaker 1: He takes the scroll. He let's have a look here.
That's oh, this is a spell known as feather fall,
and if you cast that, you'll be able to jump
off at things that are quite high up and just
float to the ground.
Speaker 3: Useful with her out in the in the mountain?
Speaker 4: Do you have do you have fly or levitate?
Speaker 1: I just have to think here most of my wares
I ordered for the higher ups to collect for their study.
And he starts to sort of peruse through his own scrolls,
pulls one out and looks at it, pulls another one out,
looks at it. Ah, let's see here. No, I could
I could in I could, I could try and get
a hold of that scroll. If you want, we can
do orders.
Speaker 4: Well, I don't think I'm going to be in town
much longer, so I don't think i'd have time to
wait for an order.
Speaker 1: Well, that's quite the shame.
Speaker 4: I'll just look at lash and say, looks like we're
out of luck this time.
Speaker 7: Okay, stores checking.
Speaker 4: I'll take the I'm gonna ask him how much the
detect thoughts.
Speaker 1: Is, Yeah, he takes it from you. That one there
one hundred gold pieces for you, sir.
Speaker 3: Oh m hmm ouch.
Speaker 4: Ouch, spit out of my price range. I'll have to
come back after I save up a bit. Anything you
need arden, Yep, I'm trying to. I'm like, I'm literally
looking at the spell list and I'm trying to think, well,
which of these would I pay one hundred gold for
it any given moment. The answer is like, not really,
any of not really any of them, all the level
what spells? It is not worth it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll just leave cool. Anyone else want to scroll?
Speaker 4: Actually, actually I'll go one on once more. I just
pull a random one off and see what he's got.
Thirteen another D thirteen.
Speaker 1: Two. This one has no Mish scripture along the top.
Do you speak Nomish?
Speaker 6: I do not?
Speaker 10: Do you?
Speaker 4: Yeah?
Speaker 3: Ask guy?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll show it to him again.
Speaker 1: That's one man. It's ha a look here, Oh, this
one will mend things for you. It's a scroll of mending.
Speaker 4: Mending people objects.
Speaker 1: Oh it will, it will mend broken objects. Nothing too fancy.
Just you've got to chink in your armor. Cast this
here scroll?
Speaker 4: How much is that one?
Speaker 1: Much less pricey? That one's twenty five gold pieces?
Speaker 9: Here, I'll I'll lean over to Uh, I'll lean over
to Ragency.
Speaker 5: I can just cast that for you.
Speaker 3: Well then.
Speaker 4: Not today, all right, I'll just I'll just leave. It
doesn't look like there's anything too.
Speaker 3: To super fancy unless Slash or Arden want something.
Speaker 7: Nope, I'm just trailing trilling.
Speaker 1: As you go to leave, the old man taps Lash
on the shoulder and says, here, you're looking to fly?
Speaker 3: Is it right?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 16: M hm.
Speaker 1: You know they say there's an old, old, old old
adventurer who died out there by Dead Rise. Used to
have a pair of noise boots, boots a levitation, they
called him. You want to be able to fly? You
find that man, you find his body.
Speaker 7: Boots, and I could fly?
Speaker 4: Can we?
Speaker 10: Raja?
Speaker 1: Did you hear that?
Speaker 5: I heard I could fly?
Speaker 4: Everything in the Dead Rise area is often not worth
seeking out. Okay, but if we ever have, if we
ever have to go that way, I suppose we could
take a look. Actually I did think of something I want.
I'm gonna ask him if he has Tasha's Hideous laughter
as a scrawl.
Speaker 1: Ah see, he says, Tasha's hideous laughter.
Speaker 3: No, I can put an order in for you if
you'd lie.
Speaker 1: Case.
Speaker 2: No, I have to leave today. Sorry, okay, we'll bouts
all right, Well you haven't. He scribbles down a couple
of words on a piece of paper and slips it
to lash. It says Rixon Rallington, the third.
Speaker 10: On it Rickson.
Speaker 7: I look at him and smile, and I tuck it
into a pouch.
Speaker 3: Thank you, and you guys head out of the store.
Speaker 1: He says, come again when you got the gold or
you're staying longer, nods off and immediately goes to sleep.
Speaker 4: I take my fairly extensive amount of gold and leave
without buying anything.
Speaker 1: Scrolls are pretty expensive. The higher up, the higher level
they are, the more right.
Speaker 4: I was like looking through the level one list and
I was like, what would actually be handy here? But
he doesn't have any of it in stock.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he had thirteen magical scrolls of various things.
Speaker 6: I'm super happy you.
Speaker 9: You reminded me that I could switch out some spells,
so I switched out a certain spell, so I'm happy
about that.
Speaker 1: Clerics are good for that ship.
Speaker 6: I've never been able to do that.
Speaker 2: Scrolls are like, way, like, way more pricey when you
have a wizard in the party, just from my own
personal perspective. But Kenneth is now dead, so he just dropped,
so maybe the prices of scrolls will go down by
the time you get to another scroll shop.
Speaker 1: So you are, the other two are heading to the.
Speaker 3: General store.
Speaker 1: Right the general store. Hey, guys, I don't think I
even monked on here, but it's now this building.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, so you guys see the others head down
towards the scroll shop and then head over to the
very large, very obviously sign posted store. There's a lot
of people coming and going from it, just with their
like basics, like some bread for the day and maybe
a little milk, and yeah you.
Speaker 1: Can, you can head in.
Speaker 2: It's a much larger building than the scroll shop, but
it's not a huge building by any means. There's a
very very weird looking, sort of emaciated middle aged man
who's just waving at people. He's wearing like like he's
a kind of a Walmart greader, but he's wearing like
what would have once upon a time been like relatively
fine clothing, but has become quite old.
Speaker 3: And yeah, as you walk in, he well.
Speaker 1: Hell, howdy, howdy, HOLDI holdy and can I help? Can
I help you all? Yeah?
Speaker 10: I need gunpowder and bullet cases.
Speaker 1: Out of gunpowder. Gotta gotta gotta got got.
Speaker 3: Some bullow cations.
Speaker 2: You got some bulications over somes over here, and shouts
at someone in the back of the store.
Speaker 1: Now buller cass. Someone came through them before. Oh well,
I ain't going okay, we ain't got no, we ain't
got no bullet cases neither. I can order you something in.
Speaker 10: I'm leaving today.
Speaker 1: That's a terrible shame. Where are you going there, boy?
Speaker 10: None of your business.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I was just maybe you could pick some up,
depending on which way you're going, that.
Speaker 10: I can get gunpowder from sal Where does it you
get something?
Speaker 1: Really? I'm sure there you go, Jack. The price is up,
no doubt that dirty ship. Hold.
Speaker 4: You know it's bad when Wendy Peaks is calling your town.
Speaker 3: That yeah, that's right. Well anything else car last.
Speaker 17: Maybe I suppose you'd have any uh, mechanical parts.
Speaker 18: Mechanical parts where I look like a little known think
I can tinkle with some stuff.
Speaker 1: No, I ain't got no more.
Speaker 3: I got some potions.
Speaker 18: I do you an offer for a special offer two
potions of healing seventy five gold pieces?
Speaker 1: How about that?
Speaker 10: Don't neither?
Speaker 1: What about you there, big boy?
Speaker 3: How about fifty give me.
Speaker 1: A persuasion chain with disadvantage?
Speaker 10: Oh eight, have to beat an eighth.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why you've got a silver tongue on you? Boy,
I tell you, why do you fifty gold?
Speaker 3: For the gold right here? Right here? You go and
take it?
Speaker 2: You should take takes the fifty gold. He bites two
of them. As he bites him, he sees teeth are
like gross, they're all funcked. Have you seen the third
season of Fargo, that guy that has the messed up teeth?
Speaker 6: He looks like, why you don't bite gold?
Speaker 3: Literally my every day bra.
Speaker 1: And oh no, this is like like blackened gums kind
of thing. Oh he like.
Speaker 2: He bites a couple of them heads heads towards the
back of the store and comes back. He brings you
a potion of of healing and hands it to you,
and then brings you one which looks kind of half filled.
Speaker 10: This isn't the full amount.
Speaker 18: Now, come on, now that's a full amount. For that's
a potion of greater healing poured half into a potion
of heeling bottle.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna insight check them.
Speaker 1: Give me an insight check beat a three. Definitely just
a half ball.
Speaker 3: Then twenty five gold back please.
Speaker 1: Well, now you're already paid half the mount.
Speaker 3: No, you've given me half the bottle.
Speaker 1: He looks at your.
Speaker 2: At your weaponry, and then glances over at Carlias and
instantly recognizes a gunslinger.
Speaker 1: Ah, yeah, tell you you drive a hard bargain, you do,
you drive hard.
Speaker 2: There's a stench of fierce sweats as he heads off
with the half ball, puts it down, brings back another
full bowl.
Speaker 1: M hm, there you go.
Speaker 10: Now, good doing business with you?
Speaker 1: Will you would never won't none else.
Speaker 3: So you can get anything on this pretty much.
Speaker 2: That's in the In the store, he also sells like
a couple of different potions. There's like an area where
he keeps going to and he's pulling different bottles out.
Speaker 1: There's a handful of different colors and stuff like that.
Speaker 3: I don't need anything.
Speaker 1: Well, you won't be a gun slinger. You want some work.
I could always use a man like you.
Speaker 10: What's the job?
Speaker 3: You were?
Speaker 1: Bounty hunter or just a killer? You want to bring
me some some people.
Speaker 3: You bring.
Speaker 1: Preferably alive up until the doorstep?
Speaker 10: M who are these people first?
Speaker 1: Anyone? Human flesh? Will do?
Speaker 10: Hold on a minute, why and why would you on
human splash?
Speaker 18: Well, come on now, man's gotta work, gotta get some
people work in the floor here. Good old fashioned strong
humans should do it. Don't tire out too easy. So
you want a slave now?
Speaker 1: Now, now, nobody talking about a slave. I'm sure I
paid him a good press. I'll pay you a better press.
Speaker 3: You bring me some tasty looking human flesh inside checking?
Speaker 10: Yeah, what are you?
Speaker 1: What are you trying to work out?
Speaker 3: What does he mean? A slave? Feel a worker?
Speaker 6: Uh?
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's pretty He's probably just looking for a worker,
as far as as far as you're concerned, strings, it
seems a little weird. He definitely seems like a creepy
old man, but not He's probably not like a cannibal,
and he's probably not some weird murderer as far as
you're concerned, Carlas, He's definitely not. He just needs a worker,
just needs you to go and find him someone to
work in the store with him.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like lean over the counter to him.
Speaker 1: And now.
Speaker 3: I know you don't mean a slave, right, I.
Speaker 1: Ain't, no nobody need no slaves around here.
Speaker 3: Come on now, So if I were to take a
look in your back room, there wouldn't be anything malicious
going on.
Speaker 1: Now, come on, now, you need a warrant for that.
Speaker 3: And I'm gonna like show him the necklace and be like,
do you know what this means?
Speaker 1: I wonder if he does know what it means? Kind
of No, he knows what that means. His eyes widened up.
Speaker 18: Oh yeah, I didn't know you would to hear her
own official business.
Speaker 1: I don't know why, sayd my Bill Cosby.
Speaker 3: So should I take a look in your back room?
Speaker 1: Now? Come on? Now, come on, the Chancellor says, I
can work out of my shop.
Speaker 3: Do what I want, Carlias, do you want to take
a look in his room?
Speaker 10: I'm intrusted and I'm going to place the gun on the.
Speaker 3: Like I'm gonna yeah, I'm gonna unsling the crossbow and
like walk around the counter to whatever room he was
like yelling into.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's like he's he's like flustered.
Speaker 3: Ship.
Speaker 1: Come on, you don't want to be going on there, man,
you don't want to be going in the backroom.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna I'm gonna run into there now, like bust
open the door.
Speaker 1: There's another guy there, looks pretty similar to the first guy,
but younger.
Speaker 2: He's sitting like just counting gold in like a very
small back room. He has a chair, he's sort of
leaning back on the chair, and there's a little desk.
There's an oil lamp. No windows in this little back room.
Speaker 1: And give me a perception or investigation check. As soon
as you head into the.
Speaker 10: Room, we'll go with investigation.
Speaker 1: Fuck uh, see both of you your head in and
see like a like a weird like rug on the ground.
He's gonna kick It's just it's just a fucking random
addition to the room.
Speaker 8: Like the.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna like stap my like on it and see
if it's hollow, hollow. I'm gonna point the crossbow. The
guy pushed aside the rug.
Speaker 1: The younger man. Yeah, and now, come on, what's going on,
and we're being robbed. Now, we're not being robbed. These
nice men are just heren.
Speaker 2: And they back they back up. They head out there
out of the room a ways to give you the room.
As you pull back the rug, there's a trap door. Yeah,
it's gonna open it.
Speaker 3: Locked, unlock it.
Speaker 1: You unlock it.
Speaker 3: No, I'm telling him to unlock it.
Speaker 10: I've never seen it before, of course.
Speaker 3: I mean he was knock on the lock.
Speaker 1: Mm hm.
Speaker 3: The are cool, but cool.
Speaker 1: The the lock you just you just hear like a
cook from the.
Speaker 3: Thing.
Speaker 1: The two guys just look at each other. Hey, come out.
That's now, that's illegal. That's it's got to be illegal, isn't.
You've got to be illegal. We're being robbed.
Speaker 10: We're here on official business.
Speaker 1: Now, official business.
Speaker 3: I'm going to go down here in the had you
tell us what's down there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I've never seen him before my life.
Speaker 10: In the life. To see if he's lying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, make sure they don't get away. Even on a nine,
you can tell he's lying. I'm going I'm going down
this guy's stats.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, you open you open the thing. There's just
a ladder that leads down to a very small basement.
Area stone like poorly carved stone and can like pitch
black down there. As you like, head down the ladder.
The guy says, come on, go get the go, get
the card, Go get the god or something.
Speaker 1: Stop. You know we can't get the guard. The last
person we want to get is the card. I don't
know what you've got.
Speaker 10: Since I'm still up there, I'm like you two better
shut up right now.
Speaker 1: I would never I would, I would never speak a
word again.
Speaker 2: And you head down into the into the the weird
little like basement area. There's like funk all here apart
from a cage, and then on another side there's like
a table, and on the table there's just a human leg.
Speaker 3: Is there anybody in here? No any chests anything, There's
a cage, there's.
Speaker 2: A human leg, and then there's just all sorts of
weird like cutting tools on okay.
Speaker 10: Hacks or I'm gonna do he strings? Yeah, what are
you find?
Speaker 3: A leg? What do you mean a leg?
Speaker 1: What do you mean a leg?
Speaker 17: How?
Speaker 5: What do you mean a leg?
Speaker 3: Just kill them?
Speaker 6: What are you?
Speaker 3: I'm going to go back up all right? Fine with
the leg your knees, both of you come on now.
Speaker 1: Come on now, I didn't know. I did not know
that was there. I did not know what that was there.
They're both on their knees.
Speaker 10: He's gonna put aboard.
Speaker 1: Right mm hmm. Bang bang insta kill. Don't even need
to roll. Bang bang two of them bullets in the head.
Screams from the other people in the shop. People fleeing
all over the place. Pure chaos. That's where we're going
to a break.
Speaker 4: What are you guys doing?
Speaker 6: Pretty harful?
Speaker 3: Neutral? Lawful neutral? All right, there was lawful.
Speaker 1: Sudden chaos breaks out as people might run from the
from the general store. Uh, break time. When we get back,
we'll find out what what the they have made for themselves.
Speaker 3: So you are in a couple of basically and are
taking all that gold?
Speaker 1: Yeah, already you rolling.
Speaker 3: For how much?
Speaker 8: There is?
Speaker 1: What can? Hell?
Speaker 3: Is there is there a deed to the store, like
hanging on the wall or somewhere on that desk.
Speaker 1: There's just there's just a.
Speaker 2: Safe m under the desk, a desk with loads of
gold on it and a pouch from which he was
counting gold from. Uh you find two hundred gold pieces?
Speaker 3: Can I use knock on the safe as well?
Speaker 1: I don't see why not you open up as a safe.
Speaker 4: I think right about now is mon Raja would be
coming running in with sword in both hands.
Speaker 2: You guys are heading down the street as you see
a bunch of people fleeing past the train station area.
Speaker 4: I just went from here on the gunshots.
Speaker 10: Oh, before I did that, just gonna say to strings,
better give me hair, all.
Speaker 3: Right, of course, I'll see what's in this safe first?
Speaker 1: In the safe?
Speaker 6: Am I wait?
Speaker 10: Did he already open it or can.
Speaker 1: He's just opened it? I've just knocked you find Let
me just figure out how to send this to you.
Speaker 10: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, you find two bloodstones?
Speaker 10: Fuck?
Speaker 1: Give men investigation check.
Speaker 3: Okay easy.
Speaker 1: You can liquidate these for around fifty gold pieces each.
You find a portion of.
Speaker 4: Climbing day am you find that's real specific unch.
Speaker 1: Of gold pieces. You find dagger of venom.
Speaker 3: M h, I'll take the dagger Jesus Christ. Yeah, I'll
give them the dagger. And you find and elixir of
health and give them the elixir of health as well. Cool.
And so there's no deed to the store at all.
Speaker 1: There's no deed to the store.
Speaker 4: Nough.
Speaker 6: Okay, some really do they even have deeds in this town?
Speaker 3: That's the thing they probably don't okay, is Roger kill
each other?
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't know how long it takes, but like,
because the town is small, if Carlias fired his gun,
but it's just spent immediate kind to go see what
that is. And I assume the other two are running
with me.
Speaker 3: Yeah, as you as you like, run in just right,
you have no.
Speaker 2: As they get to the front of the store, they
see two guards accompanyed with two big looking dudes approach
the store.
Speaker 1: You guys probably see you're like on the street. You
see these two guards run up to the front of
the store.
Speaker 2: There's a bunch of people gathered around the front of
the area, and the two guards shouting, who's in there?
Speaker 1: What's going on? Come on?
Speaker 3: Official business? Official business?
Speaker 1: Who is it?
Speaker 3: Then gonna come out and meet them?
Speaker 6: Hi?
Speaker 1: Yes, the level spears at you. The two bring out
a couple of.
Speaker 3: Give them holding the leg like holding my hands. We
came in here to you sick. No hold on, they
were cannibals.
Speaker 10: Store owners had a hidden tramp door down there. There
was a leg.
Speaker 1: A tap by account of some can the the gods say,
come on now, put Daniel, weatpons no need to start.
Speaker 3: I ain't starting anything.
Speaker 10: You can go in and check it for yourself.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go in and check for myself after you
to put dann you weatpons.
Speaker 3: Come on, Oh, put the crossbow on the counter.
Speaker 1: Then you have like an ax or some ship what else?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I have the spear, but it's it's like across
my back underneath the shield.
Speaker 1: Like guns on the ground.
Speaker 3: Put on the counter, not the ground. Right, here's the leg.
You want the leg.
Speaker 1: They're pointing the spears that Carlias to put the guns down.
Speaker 10: It's on it's on the table.
Speaker 1: Come on, kick it over.
Speaker 10: You want me to kick it on the table, and
will need to kick over the.
Speaker 1: Garden to me on the ground. Kick it over? Well,
your dates.
Speaker 10: Right as well. They're going to give it back the better,
all right.
Speaker 1: And the two thuggish dudes come in and like grab
you by the hands and pin you like like pin
your hands behind your back. They begin to tie you
up in a sort of rudimentary handcuff.
Speaker 3: This is unnecessary if you check downstairs once again?
Speaker 10: All right, you two, can I slide of hand affect
the the handcuff? What are you by trying to do?
Like make it so that it is like a weak
force in it. Yeah.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 10: So whilst he's tying, like I kind of fidget my
hand so that it messes up the loop or whatever.
Speaker 3: Yeah, give it a go.
Speaker 2: Mm yeah, you kind of like loosen it in such
a way like he's tying it around, but he sort
of turns for one second and you do.
Speaker 1: You do a little whoop, and it feels like it's
loosened up just a little. He finishes, tie in your hands,
and they bring you out the front. They take off
all the bits that you had on you, like your
your your satchel and your bags, anything that you took
from the the safe and things like that, and the
two guards head in.
Speaker 2: The thugs stay out the front of the store as
as Rajah and Lash and Arden head over towards you.
The thugs immediately as soon as they see you, like
oh no, no, no, you stand back, Come on, nothing
to see you.
Speaker 3: Move on.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I guess I'm coming around the corner like with
the toll warfs, like already ready to chop someone. It happened,
see the two of them tied up, But I would
you said, two thugs right, and guards are inside there's
like two guards that are in.
Speaker 1: They're in like basic leathers, but they have spears and
like helms. They look like official them.
Speaker 3: And then I can tell that they're guards.
Speaker 1: Right there are these two like thuggish looking dudes who
just look like mercenaries.
Speaker 6: Gold star stickers off the big dumb looking like human dudes.
Speaker 2: And then two two guards, one half in in, one
a human, but the two gods like a head in.
Speaker 1: You guys probably would have seen the original exchange just
as you were approaching. And then these two guards head
in as the thugs kind of guard the prisoners.
Speaker 4: All right, So but I but I can tell that
these are officials even if they look like thugs.
Speaker 3: Or yeah, you saw them walk up at the guards.
It right, Carlias, give us a moment. We'll be out
of these in a minute. Everything that I took from
the safe, by the way, is just like jumbled in
my bag, like it's it's all just in there. It's
not like an earth.
Speaker 4: Yeah what what we what happened?
Speaker 3: We did a duty? There were cannibals, so he killed them?
Speaker 7: Well were you killed? You killed people? We were just
gone through.
Speaker 3: They're cannibals.
Speaker 4: They there's lots of cannibals.
Speaker 3: Well, they asked us to get more and kidnap someone
so they could eat them.
Speaker 7: All right, well did you kick your stuff?
Speaker 3: No, I would never take the step.
Speaker 4: Are the guard's letter us just freely talk to them,
for the pluggish dudes are just like looking at you
from behind you the uh.
Speaker 1: The other two guards come out and say, oh, you
don't fuck on, and they like they like begin to
like move over towards you with their spears lowered. Come on,
they lay away from the prisoners.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll just I'll stuck away.
Speaker 3: What did you find? Did you find the cage?
Speaker 10: You?
Speaker 3: Shut up?
Speaker 1: And then he turns to the crowd gathered people and
he says, what we've got here, ladies and gentlemen. It
is two murderers and two thieves. And he says, all right,
let's come on take them away. And they begin to
like usher you away from the step in front. Stepping
in front, I'm gonna look at the big guy next
to me. Got you what's your name the thug? Yeah,
shut up, that's my name. Shut your mouth.
Speaker 3: I'm here on official business from him in the big city.
Speaker 1: Never heard of him in front of in front of arden. Uh,
the god lowers the spear. Use me, sir, get out
of the way. We have to take these to the dungeon.
Mm hmm. It would be the noose for both of them.
Howlap from the crowd.
Speaker 6: They're they're bored. This is awesome.
Speaker 4: How the city guard actually getting to be useful for once.
Speaker 9: How I probably ran up a little bit behind them
as they went by, because I'm just not really worried
about anything. Carlias could take care of himself, and I
don't really care much about what Strings is doing.
Speaker 6: How how much attention is on me.
Speaker 10: I guess I don't have my gun.
Speaker 1: There's a thug with Carlias and a thug with with Strings.
There's a god who's the more official looking dude here
standing in front of you, and his attention is focused
on you. The other god is in the doorway at
the store. Is still.
Speaker 6: All right? Would I be able to kind of? Is there?
Can I move around the building to not be seen? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean you've already been seen. You stepped in front
of me.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll move around.
Speaker 9: What I want to try and do is if I
need to use my bonus action to go invisible for
a round two.
Speaker 6: I want to disguise myself as the mage Hexus.
Speaker 9: I always say his name on so just out of
out of sight and then just come up and try
and diffuse this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you can step out of the way. The guards
begin to lead the two of these off around the corner.
The other guardsman remains with the store. Come on, nothing
to see you, He begins to try and disperse you guys.
You guys are heading like up towards this area. You've
been arrested. They're taking you to the dungeons to be
hung for murder and thievery.
Speaker 4: Are the gallows in this town like publicly visible or
are they like down in the dungeon.
Speaker 1: I'm sure they would set something up where they would
hang someone for the town, because that's fun. It's I
go into the cinema, h.
Speaker 6: Brand.
Speaker 9: Would I through my forgery stuff and through always switching
my carriacter with my backstory?
Speaker 6: Would I have a type of lawmaker's papers with me?
Speaker 2: I don't see why you would unless that was a
thing that you haven't really said that you've ever been anything.
Speaker 6: No, it's just about it's just impersonating people.
Speaker 1: You can always try and make like some form of
forged document.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I'll have to.
Speaker 1: You'd have to fuck off and do that now, and
it's gonna take, yeah too long to just you're not
gonna beble to turn around and go blah blah blah
and then doctor who magic fucking diosex page.
Speaker 6: Yeah, of course, of course, all right, I'll just I'll
come around.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna go invisible when I get around the corner,
turn and infect us, and I'll come out and call
after the guards that are taking them away.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as you're like heading.
Speaker 4: Up, yep, brother, while he's doing that, can I see
which of them is carrying Carlias's gun and strings across The.
Speaker 2: Gun and the crossbow are still in the store, which
has got the guy in front along with that pack.
Speaker 4: Oh so okay, so the guard posted by, there's a
guard posted in the doorway.
Speaker 1: Two thugs and a god are heading off with the prisoners.
Speaker 2: You three, You and Lash presumably still by the store
arden liked him dipped into an alleyway, dips back out
as Fexus.
Speaker 4: Okay, okay, First off, do I know that that's Fexus
is actually him?
Speaker 16: Uh?
Speaker 6: Check?
Speaker 4: Do I do I have advantage? Because I know full
well that it was Arden going around the corner coming
back out.
Speaker 1: If Fexas shouldn't be here, Yeah, you've seen I wouldn't
do this shit before. Okay, once a day it's Arden.
Speaker 4: Okay, I'm gonna elbow lash and then just like I'm
gonna like elbow her and then nudge towards the store
and say weapons, and that's it.
Speaker 3: Fexas steps out from an alleyway.
Speaker 1: Mhm, this is such a wait.
Speaker 4: Okay, I don't remember. Do we have Do I have
the scroll that says that I am what's his face?
La France from sin River? Or does Carlias have it?
Speaker 7: Don't you like Garaja has it?
Speaker 4: I can't remember when we did the forgery on the train.
Speaker 7: Have Parlias has it?
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's gonna be in the bag in the store.
Speaker 2: They would have taken the spear off of thingy as well.
They probably wouldn't have bothered with the shield unless they
had to. If you've got any concealed daggers and ship,
they might not have got to those, okay, or I do. Yeah,
the very obvious weapons.
Speaker 6: They would have.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna sick lash on getting our
equipment back. And then as soon as I do that,
talk to the garden that's in front and say, okay,
could you explain why my partners are being arrested. I
wasn't around whenever what happened happened.
Speaker 7: And while he's talking, I'm going to attempt to sneak
in there.
Speaker 1: Uh sure, you give me a stealth check and rogue time.
And the guard turns to.
Speaker 3: Turn to and says, seems we've got a failed robbery here.
Speaker 1: Try to try to nick all the stuff out of
safe safe busted wide open, safe, busted wide open. And
they they tried to rob him, got caught in the scuffle,
killed an innocent father and son.
Speaker 4: That doesn't make any sense. We just had payday. We
don't need to rob anyone.
Speaker 1: During this time, Lash has slipped in a window just
to just.
Speaker 3: Inside like a slug.
Speaker 4: And ye, that's like an explain to me why the
bird is making a corporeal like.
Speaker 1: An incorporeal slug. She just lives in through a wind
through the window.
Speaker 2: You are inside and moving around like super quietly behind
this this god fexus, What do you say to the
guard as these guys head further up the away.
Speaker 6: As as his voice, So I don't remember what his
actual voice.
Speaker 5: Was, wage wage, wage, Where are you going?
Speaker 1: Give me a performance check for the voice? So Fexus
is like he would have would wait, wait where ye're
going there with Laddie. Yours comes out a lot more
like what you just did. And the guard kind of, oh,
all right, Fexus, what you do? And you're in town
and years.
Speaker 6: I clear my do what I have realized that that
was a bad voice for it.
Speaker 3: Yeah, okay, I clear my throat.
Speaker 5: Sorry, a magic spell.
Speaker 15: And I said I wanted you to wait because I
sent him, And I point to strings, as I do
quite often on an investigation. You have cannibals in your area,
and I point to the place, and I've paid him
everything that I have, three hundred gold. You should see
it on his body to bring them to justice.
Speaker 2: One a minute, And the guard kind of motions to
the thugs and steps in a little closer and says,
he paid.
Speaker 1: This man to kill your own mate.
Speaker 5: Yes, no one steals from Vexus.
Speaker 1: Deception check.
Speaker 19: Oh wait, I don't understand if I if I could,
He turns.
Speaker 1: He turns around.
Speaker 3: They they were one of his men until one of
them went rogue and on a failed attempt eight Fexus's assistant.
They ended up grabbing one of the other workers in
the tower instead of his assistant and ate them instead.
Why the fuck would they goblin?
Speaker 5: No, it was Bobby, the backup bard. Have you not
seen him around town?
Speaker 3: I've trained him.
Speaker 5: He was always a leg ahead of everyone else. Now
I feel he's just a little shot.
Speaker 1: God turns back to the thunk. Do you hear anything
about this?
Speaker 10: No?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: Why would you?
Speaker 1: Did you run it past the old man? He says Toexs.
Speaker 5: Did I run it past the old man? Not with someone?
But trays me. Action must be taken.
Speaker 15: How will we call ourselves people of Windy Peas if
we don't take action. I could even give you some
of the pay I gave to Strings here. I'm sure
you have it on him three hundred gold. I remember
three hundred gold?
Speaker 1: Does it let him go?
Speaker 3: I'll give you each fifty.
Speaker 15: Well, since I've paid Strings for this, I feel like, yeah,
you could have up to three hundred of the gold.
Speaker 1: Where this shit up.
Speaker 17: With?
Speaker 3: Gold's a rogue party that came through the town. Maybe
we could smack you once or twice, or you could
smack each other and pretend we got away.
Speaker 15: Now I feel let me interject, as you are my hiring,
my stooge. I feel he shouldn't talk to the god
like this. Let's make sure we sell this very well.
You can hit him, don't want to.
Speaker 10: Get it right?
Speaker 5: No, No, you can hit You can hit this guy strings.
It's fine. He takes it very well.
Speaker 3: No, that's not the one.
Speaker 15: Watch if I hit him in the back of the head.
FEUs for you, Thank you, you're such a loyal servant.
Speaker 3: Tell you what, give me three hundred gold. I'll move
it over with the old man.
Speaker 10: And we get our stuff back.
Speaker 7: So in the hubbub, can I slip back out the
window here?
Speaker 1: And yeah, what did you do? You try to take that?
Speaker 4: So I would have looked.
Speaker 1: A spear or a gun and then like I guess
a pouch with all this ship.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I can't carry that much.
Speaker 4: Probably like if I could grab the gun, and if
I can see her struggling with everything, I'm just gonna
point at the gun, the crossbow and the bag of gold.
Speaker 1: Give me the stuff.
Speaker 3: All the goal was in my pack.
Speaker 1: So the okay, so okay, So it's two packs as
a not you lash oh sorry Rajah because he's sort
of stealthily pointing.
Speaker 4: Like like I'm trying. I'm trying to make a hand
motion to hurt of like get that, get that, get that,
but while also talking to the guard.
Speaker 3: Stuff.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you the executed him.
Speaker 4: Yeah, so I guess I'll like point out and say hi,
and all this blood everywhere too, and like as soon
as his eyes are like following what I'm pointing out,
my other head is popping the point. I mean, it's
pretty business these guys.
Speaker 3: You can direct those bits.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm gonna head back over to Raja.
Speaker 2: Two very different rules, and you slip out, and you
slip back out. Give me another stealth world to slip Rasha.
Speaker 4: Raja wouldn't know about the gold in the bag, so
I probably just pointed at the gun and the crossbow
and said, you know those. But if she can carry
one of the backpacks, I can.
Speaker 8: Lash has a very keen sense for any gems and gold.
I'm sure I would have worked.
Speaker 1: Give me out, Yeah, give me an investigation check.
Speaker 10: Okay.
Speaker 3: I just feel like I'm gonna get robbed here.
Speaker 6: Like that's where you just got robbed with three hundred gold?
Speaker 4: Yeah, fuck you.
Speaker 1: I would say that you you know that they probably
had their gold in their bags, but not necessarily they
had like loads and loads and loads of gold. You
know at least that Carlias has a bit of gold.
Speaker 4: Can I can I check to see if I could
tell that the safe is broken open and put two
and two together to know they probably took the gold.
Speaker 1: Probably not.
Speaker 2: The safe is in like the back room, like you
can't site. You can see the front of the store,
but not while I.
Speaker 3: Would probably just say that the guards, we'd have to
go back to my pack. I have the gold in there,
Please don't bring them back while we're doing.
Speaker 1: Well.
Speaker 8: This is kind of like what Lash does, So I
would have the gold would have been priority.
Speaker 7: I would have grabbed the gold and the pistol.
Speaker 3: Right now, Lashes.
Speaker 1: If Lashes bringing bags and stuff, then she needs to
do her self. Check with disadvantage basically, if you.
Speaker 3: Just bring it because I'm weighted down, it would just
be a different one.
Speaker 7: Oh no, he means with just yeah, how do I
do that? With disadvantage?
Speaker 10: You just rolling.
Speaker 1: The lower of the two.
Speaker 3: You guys are gonna get us caught like we got her.
Speaker 20: She's a god of stealth, so she like grabs two packs, hooks,
hicks a spear through them, pockets a pistol, and.
Speaker 1: Then just finds this little like little kind of like
vent on the ground and.
Speaker 2: Just solid snakes it through this vent and just and
just slips out into the rear alley way where Arden
had previously dipped in. So last you have all of
their ship and you dip out into like a back alleyway.
The guard in front of Raja, like Raja's watching all
this shit go down. There's a point where you're like,
she's gonna fall over. That's too heavy, and she's where's
you going?
Speaker 1: Where's you going? And she dips down and she just
disappears into the back of the store somewhere and finds
an alternative route out.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm not coming out.
Speaker 4: As soon as I can tell that she's cleared the building,
I'm gonna talk to the guard again and say, well,
can I appeal the decision somewhere or press for investigation.
I don't feel like my men would have murdered them without.
Speaker 1: Cause where you're on a job, Oh you're with them,
are you?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 4: We came to town together, but I wasn't here for
whatever happened.
Speaker 1: Right right, well best you walk away, So all right,
all right, it's been a long day, right, that's the.
Speaker 4: Luck on your do he's and I'll walk away, and
I'll kind of walk in a direction away from them.
And as soon as I'm ount of line, asided that
guy just like delaying it to catch up with the
not Lash, but catching up with session of yeah you
actually actually no, never mind. I think I would circle
around and go find Lash.
Speaker 1: You head away, circle about, and the guard like turns around,
closes the general store door, and then crosses his arms
across the front, back around.
Speaker 2: In the where the group of you're all are talking
through paying this guard he says, right back to the
back to the stores. Come on then, and he turns
around this right, bring him, bring him, don't make a
fuss of it.
Speaker 3: They're going to pay yourself.
Speaker 1: Like he turns around, and they head back down the street.
Rajah like comes around the corner and then casually struts
over or passed as they return down the street, head
back round to the front of the store. Unless you
interrupt them, Raja, they'll head back down towards the.
Speaker 4: General I'm trying to get I'm trying to get to Lash.
Speaker 2: First, okay, so you can, like you can, you can
struck past them towards where the alleyway is.
Speaker 1: Lash you're in an alley at the back there.
Speaker 2: All this stuff is way too heavy, but you you know,
like when you just grab loads of stuff and you're like,
I could do this for like one minute, and then you.
Speaker 1: There's just this bags.
Speaker 4: So yeah, it's.
Speaker 2: Because they've got like six hundred gold in them. They're
just ridiculously heavy. Now the guard's head back around to
the front of the store and they say and the
other guards that we're going to sort this out inside
a right, they turn around, they open the door, the
two guards head in, the thugs kind of like shove
you two in, and they close the door behind them.
Once they're inside the store, right, listen, and they undo,
strings is rope?
Speaker 3: Where'd you put my pack?
Speaker 1: Wait a minute, what the fuck is this? Where's the peck?
And then all of them sessions just pointing at each other.
Where's the pack?
Speaker 3: I saw him taking your man? Where's my gun? Where's
the pack? Where's the gun?
Speaker 1: What happuted? And they shouted, they're all looking at the one.
Speaker 3: If anything's happened to my gun, you're going to be
in trouble.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you're going to be in trouble.
Speaker 3: You don't shout your trapp dwarf.
Speaker 1: Well you doing but pulling some hood bar? Is it?
Speaker 3: How could I have done anything? You're you were with
me the whole time.
Speaker 1: Your man.
Speaker 3: Is your man working for me?
Speaker 1: I've said some fucking weird ship with magic. Can't do
none of it myself. What you're playing at?
Speaker 3: Come on, there's listen. I want my fucking packpack as well.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I want my fucking gold Son. Where is.
Speaker 3: Guys?
Speaker 4: Can I can I hear this scene?
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't know how far I didn't know you were
coming back from the store when Lash escaped into this
back alley and I circled around to her. How far
are removed are we from the room? Can we hear
this argument?
Speaker 2: You probably can't hear it. No, Like she's crawled out
through like a little fucking whole little event in the
ground and back out into an alleyway. I doubt you
can hear this is like even though that kind of
like gruffly speaking, they're probably whispering because it's like public
outside the door.
Speaker 1: Let's take that's trying to take.
Speaker 4: Off when I find. When I find lash, I'm gonna
run up to her, and Uh, it's the train parked
at the train station.
Speaker 3: No, there's no train.
Speaker 4: I thought we were heading to the train station today.
Speaker 1: There's a train there just because you're going there station.
Speaker 4: I wasn't sure. I was assuming if we're leaving town
on the train today, there'd probably be a train waiting
to depart at some point.
Speaker 1: No one is asked to win the next train. Is
this entire time in town?
Speaker 4: Yeah, well I'll catch up with her and then, yeah,
you two are in the alleyway. This this this alley
is it removed enough that if we just left the
bags here they would probably not be disturbed, Like potentially,
how concealed are they?
Speaker 1: It's like it's a darkened alleyway.
Speaker 6: It's not.
Speaker 2: It's like there's like a piss corner and like nothing
else of worth down here, Like no one's it's not
a trafficked alleyway. Is like a very remote part of town.
But you're feeling good. Anyone else really in this alleyway?
Leaving stuff in an alleyway? It's always fifty to fifty.
I've done it before. How I lost my first girlfriend? Yeah,
that's rough stuff.
Speaker 4: Okay, alright, this is gonna be tricky. We have to
if murdering the riff raft around town. This what happened.
But if we kill off the guards, we're gonna be hunted.
Did you got to give me the god?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 7: Yeah?
Speaker 8: Here? I feel like when Rajah found me, I was
biting gold coins because they were.
Speaker 6: Extra, so.
Speaker 1: Like for some reason, strings is fucking minted. He has
got so much gold and stuff?
Speaker 4: Had they already split it three hundred in each? Or
was all six hundred?
Speaker 3: I've already given some too, you had split it?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 3: I gave three hundred to Carlias.
Speaker 10: So Carlias saying you touch my stuff?
Speaker 1: You're dude?
Speaker 3: How telepathic?
Speaker 1: Like while rummaging thrill this hold on?
Speaker 4: All this gold was in their bags?
Speaker 7: Yeah, and there's at least five hundred.
Speaker 1: There's a couple of os in there.
Speaker 7: How did and these and I hold up the potions?
Speaker 4: They really did roped the store?
Speaker 3: Can I message Raja because I just saw him? Is
that too meta?
Speaker 4: Or no?
Speaker 3: And I think you have to have a line of sight,
don't you?
Speaker 1: I have to Yeah?
Speaker 3: Wait this message?
Speaker 1: Wait?
Speaker 3: Is that message?
Speaker 1: Though?
Speaker 3: I feel like that's something.
Speaker 1: Else within range and whisper a message.
Speaker 3: You can cast a spell through solid objects if you're
familiar with the target and know it's beyond the barrier.
Speaker 1: You don't know.
Speaker 4: I don't think he would know where I am because
I was circling around the outside of the building.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: We did just pass him though, Like I would still
know he's it's up to you, Brad, because I would
know he's like on the other side of the building,
like I would know.
Speaker 1: Twenty As you randomly point as a wall, you you
like fire off a message and it reaches Raja as
your hand is bank down and and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can get like the it's it's just a
it's just a mental communication. Like I don't have to
keep okay, oh I would. I would just Roger, are
you there? Can you hear this?
Speaker 10: The heck is that it's.
Speaker 3: Are you doing the hands thing? Can you hear this?
Speaker 4: Oh? Yeah, yeah, Kenneth. Kenneth used this spell all the time.
Speaker 3: Yes, this is how you do this spell. It's called message.
We're inside the store.
Speaker 4: I robbed the store. No, they I just I'm looking
at the evidence. Listen there we were going to one
hundred gold in the take our.
Speaker 3: Packs because I was going to pay off the guards
and our packs on't here, and now we're going to
be murdered because our packs on't here, and I can't
pay off the gods because we don't have the money.
Speaker 4: We sneaked in and retrieved all your stuff.
Speaker 3: Funck sakes, bring it back? Bring how just throw it
in through the window.
Speaker 4: I take, I take the I take the bag, and
I empty out. I empty out all of the other crap,
like all torches. Three hundred gold just torches go through
the window, torches, food rations and everything else. I dump
it all out.
Speaker 3: I take just.
Speaker 4: Just strings his share and I leave the Carlias bag alone.
And I just take that huge bag of gold and
just whip it through the window into the middle of
the room with.
Speaker 3: Well, look there you are, magical, there's your money.
Speaker 1: There's a like one of the thug like brings your
arms down behind your back, and I ties up your hands,
and then suddenly this money just ching lands through an
open window as I expected. Magical bullshit. Can't fuck around
with me, mate.
Speaker 6: ILL look at him. Hocus pocus.
Speaker 3: Perhaps it was Fexus, the man that owned the gold.
Speaker 6: I'll take a bow.
Speaker 1: Wait Fexus what Why would you fuck around with me?
Speaker 6: I just wanted to make your deal, wanted to make your.
Speaker 1: Fucking Orlando mercenary, and you're fucking around.
Speaker 21: So what?
Speaker 1: The old man is not going to be too pleased
with this fucking ship show. Picks up the gold bag,
puts it down on the counter, counts out as much
of it as he can before he realizes he can't count.
Speaker 3: To three hundred.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, well that's my half.
Speaker 3: Which one.
Speaker 16: I wouldn't have known that there was three hundred, that
that was mata, So yeah, no one knows it's three hundred.
Is just a bag of gold that he's claiming he
thinks it's three hundred. I mean it's a decent fun It.
Speaker 4: Would have ended up being three hundred anyway, because I
only threw half, So whether we know it or not.
Speaker 9: Yeah, so whatever whatever gold I would have said otherwise,
I think it's a moot point.
Speaker 6: Now, Yeah, I assumed Strings would have money on him.
I wouldn't have known about the robbery.
Speaker 1: He looks at Strings and Carlias, all right, which one
of you wants out?
Speaker 3: Both both of us go.
Speaker 1: And one of the damn what one?
Speaker 4: One thing? There is more than three hundred golden there
because I threw the three hundred that he got from
the safe along with all of the Strings' own money.
Speaker 3: So I don't know how much more it is, but
at this point we'll just let Brad sort it out.
Speaker 6: I guess I'm I'm gonna point at one of them. Well,
obviously it was a robbery gone wrong.
Speaker 5: You this one tried to rob the other.
Speaker 3: They killed each other, right, the sun got tired of
his old man tried to flow the coop, bluepey.
Speaker 5: If you betray me, why would you betray someone else?
Speaker 1: But yeah, you know what, Yeah, maybe they did kill
each other. Yeah, yeah, maybe they did kill each other. Yeah,
I fix it out, get it? And he jabs a
spear into strings belly. The other one jabs a spear
into Carlias's belly. And that's where we end today's session.
Thanks very much, Fetus the idea. What a great way
for them to just fix all this ship. I have
to cover it up with the old man. Fexus is
Jonty high at these guys, then, noise man, fuck them.
You're right jabbing and jabbing. M let's do a quick
bit damage.
Speaker 3: You whack no, no, nothing, nothing, get fucked.
Speaker 1: Oh no, they're here. What because you're grappled?
Speaker 6: I'm not.
Speaker 3: Technically, if we were grappled, they would have got an advantage,
and the advantage still doesn't get past our AC still armor,
like you'd have to go through the belly armor you're restrained,
which is still just advantage. I'm not restrained, though I
can get out. Do you think you can get out?
Come down to your house. Don't don't make me.
Speaker 4: This is I'm gonna argue that you we like if
we've been able to auto kill surrendered people in the past. Yeah,
does AC even count if you're.
Speaker 3: All surprise round? Was that one?
Speaker 4: Fuck you?
Speaker 3: They missed surprise round?
Speaker 10: Is that they missed dead? Next?
Speaker 3: Now, can't we just go another hour?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 4: Why can't we go another hour? Why are we stopping
a half hour early? Let's play this out?
Speaker 10: Yeah, this is a half hourly, Brad, let's away.
Speaker 3: Where are we started this?
Speaker 1: Well, because combat is never half an hour.
Speaker 3: Because Brad needs a cliffhanger, that's why.
Speaker 1: No, it's just that combat is never half an hour. Ever,
I've never done it.
Speaker 3: Will be on these guys if it took an hour
plus with the ten minutes of.
Speaker 1: The shadow flying.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that'll be I'll be totally flying with another It's
it's you know, be totally okay with that.
Speaker 10: We all have an hour to kill?
Speaker 1: Does everyone have an hour?
Speaker 3: Does everyone have an hour to kill?
Speaker 6: I got now, I don't got an hour and a half.
Speaker 7: I got a show in an hour and a half.
I gotta meet for the show in one hour.
Speaker 1: We've an hour? Can you we have an straight out
of this show into the next show?
Speaker 8: I think, yeah, just another zoom call then, so it
probably won't take an hour to do the fight, So
die time.
Speaker 3: Fucking god hype in the chat.
Speaker 1: Some initiatives, give me a second before you do it
to just fucking throw you into a a fucking thing.
I only have this.
Speaker 3: This is actually physically.
Speaker 2: Like put you here, We've got we got arden as fexus.
You are like here, we're just gonna do it here outside,
But really you're in the shop. So I guess here
looks like you're on a store.
Speaker 1: There.
Speaker 3: You go here.
Speaker 1: Then we have Rajah and Lash in an alleyway around
the back there.
Speaker 10: Yeah, So why why was strings always mad at us
having bounties on our heads?
Speaker 6: I feel like that's now an inclusive TB.
Speaker 1: What we thought, like, man, all right, give me initiatives.
All right. So I don't know why you're angry.
Speaker 3: I just hate your cliffhangers like that, Like hate having
to wait a whole week to know if I'm going
to fucking die.
Speaker 1: Let me just pop out this ship, all right. So
we've got.
Speaker 2: Two gods, two fucks, so we have Oh wait, hang on,
chipitty chat, since what's going on is that pizza?
Speaker 3: I'm so jealous.
Speaker 4: Who's gouffe Oh stays pizza? What She's been munching on
it for like forty minutes, the.
Speaker 7: Same slice even I've eaten the crust off.
Speaker 3: You know, the pepperoni is one pepperoni. Lick the sauce off.
Then no pepperoni. No, it better not be pineapple. All right,
it's bathing.
Speaker 7: Suit season, dude, there's no pepperonia.
Speaker 3: Lash and raj well, lash your first.
Speaker 1: There's not really any reason you would know that anything's
happening inside.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, would they like by chance here like a yelp?
Speaker 4: I mean I'm right by a smashed window that I
just destroyed and threw money?
Speaker 1: Actually true, Yeah, you're like you're feel like really here
because you would have had to come around to the
front of the store to throw.
Speaker 3: The money in.
Speaker 1: Okay, so what I what? I what?
Speaker 3: I hear the stabbing lashes with the packs.
Speaker 8: And yeah, I'm probably guarding the goods until I hear
a kerfuffle which I have not heard.
Speaker 1: Are you looking in?
Speaker 7: Are you asking me if I'm looking in the window?
Speaker 6: Raja?
Speaker 1: Well?
Speaker 3: Really, you you? I feel like I'm not looking in.
Speaker 4: I'm guarding the.
Speaker 1: I threw that.
Speaker 4: I threw the money through the window and then but
I'd never look through it or show my face. I'm
just kind of standing outside with my arms folded.
Speaker 1: Then I guess essentially what just happen And if the
two gods like went to stab them in the guts
and then like they like they dodged either way, and
like the gods were like, oh well, expecting him to
be quick and talented.
Speaker 4: Well can I can I hear what they're saying? If
I'm right by the window, hm, I would I would
have heard Arden basically tell or give them the idea
to kill them. Yeah, but you you were trying to
say that the two merchants killed each other, but they
interpreted it as strings and they didn't.
Speaker 6: Everything up.
Speaker 3: They didn't interpret it that they purposefully covered it up
as that got it? So what would I have been
able to hear that?
Speaker 1: Or I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like if I'm that close to the window
and they start murdering, I can probably hear the murdering.
Speaker 3: Uh you hear like a scuffle begin. I feel like.
Speaker 1: Looking in the window, the gods are stabbing it.
Speaker 6: I'm going in.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm just I'm just going in, diving through the window,
diving in through the window, Roger John Wait.
Speaker 4: Wait wait wait, am I by the door? Can I
just go through the door or you can go through
the door. Okay, let's end the doors like here. Yeah,
I'll just I'll just kick my way through the door
and run up on the first guy.
Speaker 3: Cool.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll just kind of run into the room and.
Speaker 1: Be like.
Speaker 3: Whatever and and just hacked at this first guy.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Give me an attack, brom That is a twenty four.
Speaker 1: Is a hit?
Speaker 4: My bad, I forgot I've.
Speaker 1: Got that ten.
Speaker 3: It doesn't count. You don't put your hand up to
your ear. No, no, no, it's no.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I forgot. I forgot to say use a great
weapon strike because I'm dumb, So only do ten and
then I can target him with slayers idol for the
extra one D six.
Speaker 6: Sure, I'll do that a big money.
Speaker 1: He has no.
Speaker 4: Weaknesses, a standard he's a standard human being. Let's see.
Let's sef he's week to having his legs cut off
and all.
Speaker 3: Go for the legs.
Speaker 2: The thug behind the thank me restrained, carlyas he is
going to hit you with a mace. He has a mace.
Speaker 6: Sounds really rough, but you say it that way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, twice he has advantage. So it's two hits oh
eight and six bludgeoning. This mace just comes in and
flocks you around the back your head, knocking your hat
down over your eyes. You take fourteen bludgeoning damage to
the back of the head and the and the the
other thugs right, kill him quick, um lash, give me
a perception check just out.
Speaker 13: Of sure listen if I know what's going on, whatever
you do the gold you hear a thug shout quick,
kill him quick or whatever I just said.
Speaker 1: Just for the record for when your next turn rolls
around arden as fexus, what would you like to do?
Speaker 3: I did chat um.
Speaker 9: This gut out of hand real quick. I don't know
why I'm even surprised anymore. I thought we wouldn't have
to murder everyone this one time. Uh, but you've been
on a fucking spree today.
Speaker 6: We've been plunging things into lots of people, not always
a weapon.
Speaker 2: Is the most justified bullshit town god combat I've ever seen.
Speaker 6: Indian Yeah, yeah, justified which way.
Speaker 3: These guys weren't like absolutely.
Speaker 1: Cops or whatever.
Speaker 3: Right, so.
Speaker 10: I swear that they have just little plastic stars on
their chests.
Speaker 6: Just sheriff on it spelled incorrectly.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all right, Well, the old man is joined hunt and.
Speaker 9: I'm going to walk up to the one in front
that's attacking, uh, just the one right in front of me,
and I'm going to hit him.
Speaker 6: With my ax alright.
Speaker 1: Action Uh fourteen is a hit act bashing damage.
Speaker 2: So you come in and just fucking attack this uh,
this dude, I guess the this guy'sself still stays up,
but for some reason, Textus comes in and just fucking
hits this dude with an axe, cutting him open down
the back. It's completely unexpected for from this guy's perspective.
He turns around, Raja's cut him in the back, and
then suddenly as he's turning on Raja Fectus hits him.
Speaker 1: Do it fectses you mad?
Speaker 4: Mad?
Speaker 9: I'm veccious and I'm mad, and I'm gonna use my
bonus action and cast healing word to heal our our
poor goliaths. Cool, I'm gonna I'm gonna cast out a
level two.
Speaker 1: Nice so you get eight healing HP back just a
car lyas.
Speaker 6: So how does that work with once again? Because that's
one D four plus my wisdom? I rolled a two.
So where's the level two part? Come into that?
Speaker 3: The level two is the the toss that's the so
like the one on the left of six is what
it would have been if it was level one, right,
casting at level two adds in that two that extra one. Yeah,
so what is the first number?
Speaker 10: What do you mean?
Speaker 6: So it's I think it's the Is it the bottom
two numbers or is it the first numbers.
Speaker 1: I've always taken the first number and then the next one,
so maybe it's it's the it's the one on the left,
and then it's the top one because it's your level cast.
Speaker 3: I don't know what the second one is for.
Speaker 21: I think we one when you when you hover over it,
it has like a fucking asterisk instead of just one
times one it is. Yeah, I guess it's just all right, Yeah,
it's up up you guys.
Speaker 1: But I don't know.
Speaker 6: So seven or eight.
Speaker 2: Points of I mean, it can't possibly be the top
number by itself, so I guess it's the first two.
Speaker 1: I would say it's the first two. Any roll twenty
experts in here two and.
Speaker 3: It's well, it's it's six plus to two because the
two is the higher level level two, right, So it's
I don't.
Speaker 1: Know what it has advantage on healing work like when you.
Speaker 9: I think it's just everything has advantage in disadvantage made,
so the third number is just not needed.
Speaker 3: Maybe I think I think the right one is without
the wisdom. It looks like it looks like maybe he's yeah,
I don't know. It just looks like that's without.
Speaker 1: I don't know why that's there. Yeah, ignor, I have
no idea.
Speaker 3: So I've always done the left and the top.
Speaker 1: That's how I Yeah. Yeah, the the healing work comes
in and Carl, as you feel the back of your
head a little less sore, all of a sudden, fectus
is healed you strings you are bound.
Speaker 3: I'm going to.
Speaker 10: Mm hmm.
Speaker 3: Can I message lash.
Speaker 1: If it's just verbal bullshit, then you can basically do
verbal spells, right, that's about it?
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, point it is a verbal The hand thing
is just flavor. So when a message lash real quick
and and just lash, bringing the packs weapon. There's a
dagger in the in mine. Use it. Don't leave the
pacts unguarded. Please, don't leave them unguarded. Bring them in.
We're fighting. They're going to kill us. Row me a
D twenty. See if this message against the lash.
Speaker 22: Fucking ship, yes, sulling clear lash, you even get some feeling.
Speaker 7: Oh I gotta get in there.
Speaker 1: Yeah, h is that what you're doing?
Speaker 3: Oh my god, I don't think I have a from
my bonus action. I'm going to inspire Rajah and say, uh,
you know how NASA has to plan a party, They
have to plant Jesus Christ, what's NASA National Artists Geology
Association artist?
Speaker 10: What would they have to do with planets?
Speaker 3: They draw them.
Speaker 1: All right? For a point, the thug turns on Raja
and says, fucking fexus, pull it together, mate, and it stabs.
Oh fuck, nob he does one here, I guess as
a mace swings at you, you dodge it once on
the backhand unexpected reverse, you take a mace to the chest.
The bludgeoning damage he equals five. The guard in front
of Carlias makes a little stab at him. We're the fourteen.
What is you ready to see?
Speaker 3: Fourteen makes it breaks it.
Speaker 1: But a lap? Why is it doing all this damage
all of a sudden four surely.
Speaker 4: Yeah, that's it's showing you the one versions Yeah, this is.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this will be two handed. So it's the six
piercing damage that you take there from that spear. So yeah,
spear comes in and glances you across one side. The
other guardsman is going to actually know he had advantage
on you, didn't he It's gonna be the same he did,
but it wouldn't change any Oh yeah yeah, yeah. So
then the other guardsman is going to stab at strings.
Speaker 3: Yep, makes a break scept another four.
Speaker 2: Piercing Is you feel the bite of a of a
spear in your back? Carlias vaguely restrained.
Speaker 10: All right, I'm I able to get out.
Speaker 1: Give me a slight hand chat with advantage.
Speaker 3: M yes, sir, twenty one.
Speaker 4: Nice you guys, it's your guard in front of me.
Speaker 1: Dead no, no, one's dead apart from two bodies in
the bank. I've been shot through the head who totally
killed each other.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I would have had the dagger venom concealed. No,
I took the dag venom and give that to me,
did I?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 10: Oh I said, I said, I take the dagger.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, yeah, okay, okay, all right, then.
Speaker 6: I would have had that concealed.
Speaker 1: Cool.
Speaker 3: Let me fucking work out where.
Speaker 4: What is the wouldn't be in the bag outside?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 3: No, I thought it was in the pack, but apparently not.
Speaker 10: It would be the stats for a digger because I
never got to that properly.
Speaker 3: Dagger's usually one D six plus the venom, though daggers
are one D four. No I give you, didn't I
give you the alex Ander and that's the end of money.
Oh handedly yeah, okay, I'll believe that for mine. Okay,
let me champ this.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah, dagger one before.
Speaker 3: Yeah, dagger is one before. But a dagger of venom
implies like what poison give to.
Speaker 1: Just putting in your thing, so which could just be
the disadvantage.
Speaker 14: You gain a plus one bonus to attack and damage,
and you can use an action to cause thick black
poison to coat the blade. The poison remains for one
minute or until an attack using this weapon hits a creature.
The creature must succeed on a DC fifteen con save
or take two D ten poison damage and be poisoned
for a minute, and it can't be used again this.
Speaker 1: Way until the next dawn. I'm gonna add this real,
real quick.
Speaker 9: It's one dagger, which implies a what was that for
one minute or ten minutes they're poison Get one.
Speaker 3: It's it's one minute on there and it becomes it
becomes poisoned.
Speaker 4: Thinking.
Speaker 2: So you you like you slip out of these ropes
and then you just watch there's a dagger in your
hand from up like a sleeve.
Speaker 1: What do you want to do?
Speaker 10: So you said it would take an action to make
it poison.
Speaker 1: You have to take a moment there to activate the venom.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so be on your next round that you could
attack and do the actual like horrific damage.
Speaker 10: Okay, So I'll do that as my main action, and
then there's my bonus I'm going to do. I'm going
to use second wind mm hmm. That's one D ten
plus my fighter level and I regain hit points.
Speaker 3: Yep, wow, hold on them.
Speaker 6: A noise.
Speaker 1: Okay, my turn, and that would be the end of
your turn, brings us to lash.
Speaker 8: So I'm gonna pop these bags through the window and
then crawl through myself, which will probably take up my turn.
Speaker 3: And I imagine, sure, yeah you can.
Speaker 1: You can hide the stuff in the little vent maybe,
Oh sweet?
Speaker 4: Okay, yeah, just move the.
Speaker 6: Whole world, the whole world sliding the podcast earthquake.
Speaker 2: Then you then you dip into the little into the
little vent. It would be like I guess, it would
be difficult to rain. So what is your movement thirty feet?
Speaker 1: Um?
Speaker 7: Yeah, pretty pep.
Speaker 1: Let's say you like you? Like you? You could probably
get in and get all the way in here easy,
Like you have ten feet of movement used by crawling through.
Speaker 8: I guess if I have line of if I have
line of sight, I will actually stay right here and crouch. Yep,
well I have Yeah, if I've got line of sight,
I'll just pop up and crouch right there.
Speaker 3: Uh yeah, you can.
Speaker 1: You've got an action.
Speaker 3: You can attack?
Speaker 7: Oh sweet, m gonna attack Russifry here with.
Speaker 3: A short bow.
Speaker 1: That is an unfortunate myss. You find an arrow, just suddenly,
out of nowhere, launches across all of you. The couple
of guards go, what the what the fuck is going
on today?
Speaker 3: They're all very confused.
Speaker 4: By what's going on, Rajah, I will So this guy
in front of me has taken a lot of damage, right,
he got hit by Yeah, he got hit by me
and then also hit by Roden.
Speaker 1: Right okay, Yeah, he's got a couple of stabs on
his back. Yeah, and he's turned to face you.
Speaker 4: Now, Okay, I am going to attempts to stab him
because why not?
Speaker 3: Nice?
Speaker 1: You hit him? Okay, I see nice.
Speaker 6: Yeah, that's what we needed.
Speaker 2: You stab him straight through the stomach. It like you
probably see a bit of the toll wall poke out
of his back and yeah, you like you like bring
the thing out, and he like slumps to one side.
He's fucking huge, Like he's.
Speaker 1: Like a big meathead looking dude. Like he's got like
very basic like leathers on, not marked in any way,
but he just looks like he's a brawler. And although
like you've just wounded him to the point where he
will probably die today regardless.
Speaker 3: I still have him targeted with the Slayer's eye.
Speaker 4: Yeah, forgot to another see if that finishes the job.
Aim for aim for his arteries or whatever.
Speaker 1: He grabs you around the throat and says, an honorable death.
That's all I ever wanted, and falls down dead in
front of you.
Speaker 3: There's no honor in this.
Speaker 4: Nothing honorable.
Speaker 3: Well he didn't get it, however, he justified and yeah
he's dead.
Speaker 4: Anything I'm going, yeah, I'm going to step forward onto
his corpse and use my bonus attack on the bindings
holding strings.
Speaker 1: Sure, give me an attack carefully.
Speaker 15: I was.
Speaker 4: Actually not with the toll war. What weapon was the
guy that I just killed? What weapon was he carrying?
Speaker 3: I had a mace, so that's pretty it.
Speaker 4: Mace isn't gonna work. Okay, I'm gonna pull my knife
then and use that and just quickly cut the rope.
Speaker 3: Thanks.
Speaker 1: Uh, that's like definitely gonna hit.
Speaker 3: Like even though.
Speaker 4: Even though that's right, rope doesn't have an A C.
Right right, we'll have objects do a base. They do
have an A C based on a two.
Speaker 3: So you used to.
Speaker 1: Snap it. I'll have like one hpiece that doesn't how
much damage you do? You just sweetnap the basic findings.
It's a tiny little string string on strings you no
strings tip whatever it is, and yeah, strings is free.
The thug.
Speaker 4: I don't know how many I don't know how many
item manipulations I can do, but I'm assuming I because
I just spent my time cutting a rope free. I
can't throw Carlias's gun, But can I at least like
drop it on the floor nearby, or just drop it
or make it available in some way if he wants
to come grab.
Speaker 1: It, Kylas, his hands are free, okay, But.
Speaker 4: In that case, I'm just gonna say he can clearly
see his gun is on my hip, even if I'm not.
Speaker 2: You probably can't throw him or anything like that at
this point, because you've done a lot.
Speaker 4: The gun has been brought the gun has been brought
into the room. That's the best I could do.
Speaker 1: This turn this fuguh just sort of brings up a
mace and just hits Carlias once and then hits strings
once first, Carlis second strings. That isn't eighteen seventeen.
Speaker 3: We're not restrained anymore.
Speaker 10: Not restrained.
Speaker 3: It doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: He's got packed tactics.
Speaker 3: Oh, all right, seventeen makes it breaks it?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Two hits, yep, all right, first one Carlias seven bludgeoning,
second one strings five bludgeoning. So he just runs into
the free when like he sees Rajah run in and
just like ruined his other merk friend, and he just
runs across a bang bang with the attempt of just
knocking everyone down to get towards Carlias, to get towards
Rajah arden. It is now your turn, a couple of
some noggins.
Speaker 3: How's how's strings?
Speaker 6: And Carlias looking right now?
Speaker 3: I'm I'm looking okay, ish, definitely wounded.
Speaker 10: I've been heard by.
Speaker 6: I will walk up here and smack the guard right
above me to the left with an action fourteen is
a miss, and I will bonus healing word.
Speaker 1: Actually, no, it isn't a miss. It's a hit because
he doesn't have a shield.
Speaker 6: What wea nice.
Speaker 1: What have we got here? Yeah, so you just bring
this battle axe across this dude's across this dude's like neck,
and you just open up like most of his neck.
But it doesn't cut so deeply that.
Speaker 3: It's just an instant kill.
Speaker 2: He's definitely going to die, but he is flinging onto
life for as long as he can.
Speaker 1: One hand goes up and grips.
Speaker 2: His neck and he uses his spear to steady himself.
He is fucked up, bad and barely alive.
Speaker 9: All right, well then I'm just gonna war priest my
first of the day to hit him with an axe again.
Speaker 1: How would you like to kill him?
Speaker 4: It?
Speaker 1: Just just just finish him, finish him. You hear from
from the sky. You hear the words finish him. Only
Olden hears it, and you you chop off his head.
There's a crack of thunder in your head. Only no
one else can hear this.
Speaker 6: And you hear Charlot there probably is, and there's fan
bear and women cheering.
Speaker 1: For him in the background.
Speaker 2: Yeah, somehow this god like falls off, this imaginary legend
lands and some spikes down below.
Speaker 6: He's becoming more delusional as the weeks go on.
Speaker 1: He's been in the form effects.
Speaker 3: That's making him weird again.
Speaker 6: You look like, yeah, that's what's making him weird.
Speaker 1: Weird little glowing eye glow, kind of short or probably
a little larger than he was when you first met him.
Speaker 3: Strings you are free if I warn them, can they
get advantage on the save? What do you mean, like
for thunderwear?
Speaker 1: No, No, it's a common save right, So they just
need to be fucking hard as nails to weather it.
Speaker 3: Okay, is my spear nearby or my crossbow?
Speaker 4: I didn't grab that from Lash. I have your crossbow.
I don't know your spear.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna wrest my crossbow from him, and I'm
gonna shoot the farther guard. That's disadvantage, right, No.
Speaker 1: Not if you're shooting the one that's ten ft away
as opposed to five. Okay, there's one right next to you.
Speaker 3: It's just bunked you on the head with a man. Yeah,
but I'm gonna there's another one like jabbing a Carlin
take out the one that's about to hit Carlas Yeah,
because Raja seems to have this guy.
Speaker 2: Just there's a heavy boom as the crossbow bolt launches
the god like jabs towards carlisonom just underneath lashes slightly
arrow in the wall.
Speaker 6: Can you can you reload with a bonus action or
is it a full action?
Speaker 3: Takes a full action and a heavy crossbow though, man.
Speaker 6: Sucks, but they when you'd always take a fee.
Speaker 3: Right bonus action?
Speaker 4: Can I just point down at the mace of the
guy that miled on the ground and.
Speaker 3: A bonus action inspire Carlias and say both the guard
and Carlias, And do you hear about the god that
got hit in the head with a can? He's lucky
it was a soft drink. The god drops death, he
doesn't the fire Carlias.
Speaker 1: A horrific pun inspires Carlias greatly, and as the Indio
turn yeah, and he jabs at Carlias.
Speaker 4: Oh, I forgot the.
Speaker 1: U thirteen I'm guessing is a myth.
Speaker 6: Yep.
Speaker 1: As he jabs at you, the crossbow bolt wound goes
over his head and it causes him to sort of
veer off one way. You're able to avoid taking a
spear to the gut, and you are able to react
in some way with your dagger of venom.
Speaker 10: I cloak it up, but it's not doing it.
Speaker 6: There.
Speaker 1: That is a hit.
Speaker 3: You're hitting the guard in front of you.
Speaker 10: The girls from beyond you, who just turned to the
big dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, yeah, give me that damage and then two
d no, and then a contact and then potentially to
the ten. So he does a constitution saving throw has
to beat at fifteen.
Speaker 3: Hu dang.
Speaker 1: You stab him and seem you.
Speaker 4: Don't even break the skin.
Speaker 1: You stab this this massive, thuggish looking dude, possibly the
twin of the other one, who's gone like kind of berserk,
more berserk than at Rajah than you, and suddenly this
just fucking dagger goes into his shoulder. You like you
like see all this coat of poison just enter his
body and he's just like turns to you with like
a frenzy look ah, and you take the thing out, does.
Speaker 10: That poison and stay for the entire like it lasts
for a minute. Right, Well, you haven't poisoned him because
he's no but I I can do an action and search.
Speaker 2: He's the poison remains for one minute and then look
the same can't be So yeah, you can actually search
and stab him again. Sure what, You attempt to stab
him again and he he just kind of bats your
arm out of the.
Speaker 1: Way before you can get the blade to his skin.
His crazy look in his eyes. He's gone fall feral.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately you miss with the second attack. The poison does
remain for a minute, which is like ten rounds. So yeah,
you can keep doing it. If you go into another
fight like straight after this one.
Speaker 1: Then the poison will be gone and then you'd you
have to wait until the next morning to use it again.
To bear that in mind that you need to wait
till tomorrow morning. In game, at the end of your turn, yeah,
lash from across the room.
Speaker 7: So I'm actually gonna move.
Speaker 1: Here and.
Speaker 7: Take a shot.
Speaker 1: The crazy one in the middle swinging a mace around
like a nutter. He's so crazy he's spinning around. And
this arrow just launch is passing. There's now an arrow,
an arrow and a crossbow in one's just in.
Speaker 3: The door frame of the shop.
Speaker 1: This is your lash, girl, Rasshiah, is your turn.
Speaker 4: Uh, I'm gonna I'm gonna try. I'm gonna try talking
to the guy in the middle real quickly and say
you have numbered, stand down, give me a.
Speaker 1: Persuasion check with disadvantage. You gotta be an eight.
Speaker 6: Oh.
Speaker 1: He looks at you for one minute and then goes.
Speaker 4: Still plenty of money for the taking.
Speaker 1: I do need money. I will black fair enough.
Speaker 4: And then I'm gonna strike him in the face. Yep,
and we'll complete with complete with the little mini here
at your sandstorm blowing around me and everything, and it's
gonna be a great weapons strike. So I'll take the
minus five for the exchange for the plus ten. That
is a hit, dog got it? That's a hit fourteen?
Oh no, it's mine. So yeah, you you like, you
go to h him and he just goes ah, and like.
Speaker 1: You're like, he's going to faint one way, he's going
to faint the other definitely. He just stands still and
you just just passed his head.
Speaker 4: It's so stupid.
Speaker 1: It works. It's so stupid. It worked, and is at
the end of your turn.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, I can't hit him a second time because
I missed.
Speaker 1: He hits you twice. Oh wait, yeah, you know in
their minds, go for it. Yah, seventeen.
Speaker 4: I can use the valor Bard dye to add to
my AC, right, yeah, yeah, okay, I'm going to do that,
and well my AC is seventeen, so I automatically does
immediately by using that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he like he like swings and mates at you,
and you bring the toll war up and plan it
out of the way.
Speaker 2: He gets inside your guard with the mace, but you
managed to bring an arm down and like his arm
enough so that it nullifies any real measure of power
behind it, and he brings it back.
Speaker 1: Ah, just screaming at all of you. He's gone full
nutcase arden as fexus.
Speaker 9: I'm gonna cast a command on on the guy that's
not going crazy right now? Cool the guardsmen, so right here, Yeah,
I'm a command him to grovel.
Speaker 3: Cool? Yeah, what do I need to roll?
Speaker 1: We'll say probably.
Speaker 6: It wasn't saving throw. My saving throw is fourteen what?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 3: He gues, you know what, Shut the fuck up.
Speaker 1: I only have groble for no one. He turns to
Carlias and goes, I'm so sorry. You must have to stand.
I really don't. He just starts groveling at Carlias's feet.
I go under stead. I've got a wife of kids.
The old man is always pressure in us. It's a
terrible life being a girl in this fucking ship hole.
And he just begins to cry. But in a man,
I get to talk to him in this moment. If
you want to, yeah, you're not doing anything mechanical. You
can all be shut.
Speaker 10: Well. If you want well, then you live. If you
turn on this guy right.
Speaker 1: Here, give me a persuasion or check. I guess beat
it too.
Speaker 10: Just watch, it's gonna be a one.
Speaker 1: You just.
Speaker 6: Anybody have like the math for that right there?
Speaker 1: God, he says groveling on the floor in front of you.
He says, I could never do it. He's my oldest bring.
We went to school together. Carries on crying, uh.
Speaker 7: Onet fail, have anything else?
Speaker 6: Do you want to do?
Speaker 1: On your turn? You can?
Speaker 6: How messed up is it?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: There he's got he's got like a danger. That's okay.
Speaker 9: I figured, all right, I'll walk up ten ft and
use my bone bonus warp Reese to swing an axe
at him for my bonus action.
Speaker 10: Cool, but he's no longer robbling.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, not not yeah.
Speaker 6: I take the other guy.
Speaker 1: You yeah, you you just land an axe in his side.
Speaker 3: He's just he's screaming.
Speaker 9: Hermann from the Buffet movie has a gosh of blood
that runs down his side.
Speaker 3: It's kind of fucked up, but he's still gotting.
Speaker 6: That's it for me.
Speaker 3: Strings, I'm gonna growl at the man grubbling and vicious
mockery him. Ah, for fox sakes, spell of ship mate.
Speaker 1: It's just mockery, all right. Let's see which one sorry,
the groppler, the grobler, the guardsman.
Speaker 3: It's the same role anyway.
Speaker 1: Nine he's on the Oh, you don't understand what he's like.
My wife fucking hates me.
Speaker 3: He takes one one.
Speaker 10: God dammage that.
Speaker 6: It's such a weird that's it.
Speaker 3: That's it doesn't command break if they take damage.
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't really know what command does.
I'll tell you what command is though. It's not an
attack action. Actually, so I don't think you get will
freeze bullshit after it.
Speaker 3: I'll let you do it this time. Maybe I'll just remember, Yeah,
let me check out that.
Speaker 1: Actually, I think you have to do an attack to
get the war breaks bullshit.
Speaker 6: Let me check that out, because if so, then we
roll the ten.
Speaker 1: So I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, when use an attack?
Speaker 10: Ag?
Speaker 1: Yeah, so he does not take ten?
Speaker 3: Thank you, No, leave do it.
Speaker 1: It's good to know that what's done is done. If
we do a thing and move on and no one
calls out anyone's bullshit.
Speaker 3: Then it just it's got like around.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like if we if we come up with it
later on, then it doesn't it doesn't change it.
Speaker 6: That's good enough.
Speaker 1: The I don't know if it breaks his groveling, but
at this point I think he's in it regardless of
the spell.
Speaker 3: Do you do anything else?
Speaker 8: No, no, no.
Speaker 2: The guardsman continues to cry and grovel at Carlias's feet.
Speaker 1: He says, listen, look, if you look, just fuck off
our town. I'll put in a good word and I'll
make sure the Chancellor don't send no one after you.
Speaker 3: What do you say, that's.
Speaker 4: Actually an excellent deal.
Speaker 6: Perfect?
Speaker 4: We have to kill this guy though.
Speaker 1: Ah, give me an an intimidation check.
Speaker 3: Which one's grubbling right now, the one in the middle
or the one on the guards.
Speaker 1: One in the middle is just fucking swinging, amazing going,
Oh okay, one on the ground is the actual like
official guard. This other guy's like some hired muscle bullshit.
The official guard.
Speaker 3: Is like, I got a good word that works, Get
in the back room.
Speaker 1: What are you saying He's sending him to get in
the back room.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm telling him to get in the back room.
Speaker 1: All to do it just so fucking kill me. Jesus um,
I don't dag him. Okay, he doesn't attack you either.
He crawls to the back room, uh, crawls through the
blood that's like pouring out of the two dead guys
head wounds, and just crawls into this like he wraps
himself in the rug which covers on my track door
and just lays the shivering because life is fucked either way, Carlias,
there's still enough of spin in a mace trying to
kill everyone.
Speaker 10: All Right, I need my gun.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 4: I can't hand it to you because I am busy
wrestling a guy with a mace. But you can see
it on my hip.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I mean I I fucking you are.
Speaker 4: He already grabbed his cross bow off me here, I
just fucking yanked it off him.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 10: But is it if I grabbed the gun, can I
shoot with it? Which is it loaded? It loaded?
Speaker 1: I mean I did not. I didn't.
Speaker 3: I didn't unloaded action. If I'm not mistaken, it's just
a free action.
Speaker 4: So or you could grab a mace off the ground
and hit him with that.
Speaker 1: You've still got a dagger of venom and it's still
coated in the ship.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I have that best of luck with that,
So I have nine more rounds.
Speaker 4: He's missing with everything that isn't his gun, So just
get the gun back.
Speaker 1: In order to shoot the gun without disadvantage, you need
to step away from the crazy man with the mates.
We'll be able to hit you for stepping out.
Speaker 4: That I would cancel it out.
Speaker 1: And I do have gread his dead stops him from
get an opportunity attacks.
Speaker 4: No, did I that I would counter the disc again?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess he could do that.
Speaker 10: All right, I'm gonna move here, get my gun. Is
he gonna attack him?
Speaker 1: No? No, you haven't left his threat range.
Speaker 3: You're like, you're free to move around him.
Speaker 10: Oh so if I'm still on this threat ranger, I
can grab the gun.
Speaker 1: You can get the gun. Yeah.
Speaker 2: What I'm saying is if in order for you to
get like a non disadvantage standard attack, you have to
step away from him because doing it, if you do
a ranged attack from melee distance, it's disadvantage. You can
dead eye it to bring it up to just a
normal attack, or you can. Yeah, sixteen is a hit
seven piercing damage on this nutter. He's freaking the fuck out. Suddenly,
you you slip around one side. He brings up his
mace and you just bang. Hip shot cuts through one
side of his chest. His lung is filling up with blood.
He shouts with a goggle. Some blood bubbles out of
his mouth, but he's still going. He brings up the mace. Ah,
he looks insane.
Speaker 1: He's definitely going to die, but he's still he's still
swinging and going nuts.
Speaker 10: Yeah, I would sap for my mom lash.
Speaker 1: His hodched up in the back of the store.
Speaker 3: You got this girl, You're gonna land a hit.
Speaker 7: Yeah, I'm definitely gonna land a here. Just wait for it.
Speaker 4: A not a crip.
Speaker 1: All give me some damage.
Speaker 2: And also you get a sneak attack because you have
allies within the rain. This guy's going nuts and he's
distracted by everyone around him.
Speaker 7: So is that plus one D six for damage?
Speaker 1: Yeah? I think I gave you a sneak attack button
that you can just click.
Speaker 10: Oh, oh, are you did?
Speaker 7: Oh?
Speaker 6: Does it automatically level as she levels too?
Speaker 1: It goes?
Speaker 3: No, it doesn't.
Speaker 2: But remembering, how do you want to kill the crazy
man in the center of all your friends.
Speaker 7: So I don't know if anybody played Sniper Elite, but
you just kind.
Speaker 8: Of get this cam shot of the the arrow swirling
in and full right between the eyes and he just
I feel like he planks.
Speaker 4: Yeah, like I'm currently wrestling the guy. So does that
mean the arrow goes through his head? Like that you're
through his head and stops.
Speaker 1: You're kind of with him. He takes a shot to
one side and then bullet through front like one of
his eyes.
Speaker 2: It disappears and is replaced by like an iron pointed
arrowhead right in front of your face.
Speaker 1: He then his entire weight just slumps down in front
of her and he falls down to the ground. There's
a bunch of quiet for a moment, and then you
suddenly notice all of the towns folk up at the
window suddenly look in.
Speaker 2: And they all run off scattering. Then there's a lot
more quiet, apart from the sniveling of the guard in
the back room. There's a bubbling from the chest of
the shop dude in.
Speaker 1: Front of you. There's a clink. As we are we
need to go, clicks, we have to go back.
Speaker 3: I'm like grabbing our packs. I'm grabbing the gold up.
Speaker 4: Of his glass.
Speaker 10: He's gonna run over to give her a hug and
then just take hers back.
Speaker 3: Yeah, grabbing my pack, grabbing the gold off of his,
the guy's body, the thing of it, and fucking we we.
Speaker 6: Have to go.
Speaker 1: We have to go.
Speaker 3: Idea. I'm gonna drag all of the bodies over to
the cellar real quick. I'm just gonna ask them to
help me drag them all over to the cellar. That's
that's fine, We're gonna move him. I'm just gonna roll
the out of the way.
Speaker 4: Can I can?
Speaker 3: I can? I?
Speaker 4: I want to grab him by the collar and look
at his eye and say, hey, listen, pay attentions.
Speaker 3: No matter what, they don't find this trap door, Throw
it open, throw the bodies down. Dragon's breath on the bodies.
Speaker 1: No, we could blame we could blame the top too late.
What is acid?
Speaker 3: It's acid.
Speaker 1: There's just pool of acid. Here's at the bottom of
this fucking ladder world. These bodies are and there's this
immediate stench of body breeze down there, and two each
and these there's just this bobbling smell falls up through
the hole. And then you close the tramp door.
Speaker 3: The dude is trapped.
Speaker 4: Do your thing, Raja, And he says, God, still, I
don't know why I'm gonna grab I've never cried in
my life. I'm gonna like if unless he's gonna fight
me for it. When strings gets close to me, I'm
gonna grab his bag that I had thrown through the
window with all the gold in it and just take
like a huge handful out Like however, much I can
carry and like shove it under the.
Speaker 1: Guard from me, say one hundred okay, better than three hundred.
Speaker 3: Now's not the time to be and it's not meta.
Speaker 5: Now's not the time to be greedy.
Speaker 1: Seventy piece minus seventy six gold strings.
Speaker 4: I shoved seventy six gold under him. I say, when
you fill out your report, the cannibal's in here killed
three of your friends.
Speaker 1: Cannibal City. Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 4: Anyone from this town comes after us. I'm coming back
for you.
Speaker 10: Carls is going to walk over to him and grab
him from Rogers grasp and say, you know, earlier, when
I told you to turn on him, something in my
mind said, sneak eyes, you're a very looking man. If
you turn on.
Speaker 1: Us, listen, I don't get paid that much. This is
more money than I've seen all year. All right, I
ain't gonna do I ain't gonna do ship. I'll tell
you what at basically, what's your name? Oh yeah, I
know my name. My name is Connor.
Speaker 3: What is your name's Connor? Can I inside check?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 3: Is his name? Actually caught her? You can't have advantage.
Speaker 2: He's crazy, and it's it seems like he's telling the truth.
His name is Connor, the god of Windy Peaks. Okay,
if Connor will brutally murder, he's saying, Connov the god
is crying.
Speaker 1: Listen, my name's Connor. All right, listen, you leave. Let
me let me try and sort all this stuff out.
I've got your plane.
Speaker 4: Can I can I? Can I try to stop the
Carlias from when he does that? Can I? I don't
know if I can like use my reaction to like
stop him and say we need at least we just
stop let him go. It's one thing to murder all
the riff raff in town and kill the rabble and
all the people in the tavern. But if we kill
off the guards, they'll come after us. We'll all have
prices on our heads. Well, some of you already do.
Speaker 10: You're a lucky guard.
Speaker 3: We should probably take off. When's the train come?
Speaker 4: I want to look at the guard. When does the
train come?
Speaker 3: T don't fucking whatever.
Speaker 4: The trains are not exactly reliable here, you know that?
Maybe we could leave town. I a way, horses.
Speaker 7: Look, guys, we can't be here right now. If his
story is gonna hold, we can't be seen here. Look
help me, and I show him like the vent, like,
let's go get the bags.
Speaker 4: Right right, gocka cook and I start just showing everyone
out of You will sneak out through the vent, Yeah,
you will sneak out through the vent.
Speaker 1: Check you don't need to sell that.
Speaker 2: You're walking out of a back door into a dark alleyway.
Speaker 1: There's no one there.
Speaker 2: Your bags are still safely in the vent, so you
just grab the bits that you need and then head
out into the into the alleyway.
Speaker 1: That's where we're gonna end.
Speaker 3: Wow, that we just got a fuckt of gold? Yeah?
Or is it real gold?
Speaker 6: Well?
Speaker 1: Like it's like one of those I checked it.
Speaker 10: You didn't.
Speaker 1: You sort of did the thing like in Skyring where
you rob a shop and get away with it and
you just saw it.
Speaker 6: So we didn't and it goes sideways and they didn't
get away with it.
Speaker 3: You definitely robbed the shop.
Speaker 1: You just you just feel like you're ethically and morally
correct to have robbed the shop because it.
Speaker 3: Was still murdered. Those four cannibals, you're still stolen.
Speaker 1: You've just stolen from You've done like a Robin Robin,
except that when he gave it to himself like, Robin,
just because.
Speaker 7: You think you're a good guy doesn't mean you're not
the beast.
Speaker 1: You're a big fan of karma. I'm sure I'll work
out a way.
Speaker 10: To balance you.
Speaker 3: Didn't just balance the scales, not at all. I knew guards.
Speaker 1: I assumed you would long before you were like, oh
fucking god, damn it. I was like, oh, they're not
just stabbing these guards in the neck and killing them instantly.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to kill innocent guards.
Speaker 1: I get it.
Speaker 3: You made them not innocent and that made it easier.
Speaker 4: Yeah, once you have them to be crooked guards, it
was a lot easier to make that decision.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll have a crooked from the start because they
pined the ship on you. It's just that the whole
town is crooked.
Speaker 6: So because it's Wendy Peats.
Speaker 3: We've gotta wrap this up for Tuesday.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so let's do a very quick round of shout outs.
Speaker 3: We'll start with Jay, what's up, Hello Tomorrow, I'm playing
more Darkest Dungeon this Saturday. We're painting miniatures. I'm gonna
painted this Placer Beast. Come watch. Also, don't forget to
go sub to the YouTube for table story. Yes, go
watch the previous broadcast, Go watch the on screen on Fridays.
Speaker 1: We have many shows, we have many shoes for you
to enjoy. It's where can people find you?
Speaker 4: Hey, guys, I'm fair light. I used to be just
your average innocent are pier and now we just murder
innocent people every session. I'll be I'll be replaying Shadow
Warrior two starting today. Great game.
Speaker 3: I will be doing that.
Speaker 4: You're like right afterwards.
Speaker 2: I feel like it can only be Jay and Connor
that influence groups in this way because the other group
that they were in for Storm King Thunder, but also
weirdly like chaotic neutral.
Speaker 4: I was gonna have I was gonna have Russia be
lawful or at least like stick to neutral or whatever.
But now we're just like full on just whatever.
Speaker 3: I got strings is lawful neutral.
Speaker 1: Now I mean to be again again. It's the most justified,
random town god bullshit combat I've ever seen. So you're
all right for now until until I have time to
digest the session.
Speaker 3: Tuesday, who are you?
Speaker 1: Where can people find you?
Speaker 7: Tuesday?
Speaker 4: Gray?
Speaker 7: They can find me a TV for it'slash Tuesday.
Speaker 10: Gray.
Speaker 8: I stream sometimes and I will be live here shortly
on the front page on Henley's channel, pretending to be
a vampire. So it's Vampire the Masquerade la at Nights.
We're new vampires, so we're kind of just still trying
to figure it out. But it's super super fun campaign.
And then for the rest of the week I'll probably
play something, probably.
Speaker 1: Pub, probably playing POB. You're like me, addicted pretty much
all I play. Just can't do nothing else as much
as you want, mister Connor Cronus.
Speaker 10: You can find me a Twitch dot tv forward slash
Connor Cronus currently playing BioShock on Survivor difficulty. Uh So,
there's a lot of deaths and but it's it's fun.
It's my first time playing through the collection, so it's
quite interesting. Nice. Also, Brad, it is now Carlias's mission
to find any NPC with the name Grad and kill them.
Speaker 1: There is an NPC named Grand out there. There was
also a little he's like a like at something.
Speaker 6: A little steam monster was Yeah, Steam Effort was named Brad.
Speaker 3: That was cool, Brad.
Speaker 6: Yeah, the one that ran into the wall.
Speaker 2: No, there's there's definitely going to be a creature out there,
something cool, Brad. But it's almost definitely a solar Rangel or.
Speaker 10: Tarass or Brad the Dragon, Brad the cactus bread whatever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's dying you. I believe in you find it.
Speaker 3: You know you just fucked us right, He's gonna name
a major key NPC Brad the King. The Sandraith that
Roger's been hunting is named Brad. Oh yeah, uh something
is eventually.
Speaker 1: H J attention.
Speaker 9: We're playing Darkest Dungeon one a nine pm PD T
MONA do Saturday, with the exception of Wednesday, where I'm
here at uniform and I'll be starting streaming about an hour.
I have a meeting in thirty minutes and we'll be
playing some Darkenest dungeon.
Speaker 1: Brad the beholder holder is.
Speaker 2: Such a fucking great idea because of the older fucking game.
I killed a Jay's old character with a beholder.
Speaker 6: Y'all inflicted with the wasting Brads Just.
Speaker 1: A hold canon done, Hold don chat, Thanks for watching everybody.
We'll be back this time next week.
Speaker 2: Not this time, but this time five E S T
three E S T three. I only know three STA
and five E S T if I ever have to
work out a different time.
Speaker 3: Three Eastern a pm UK time right and hag noon.
Speaker 6: At uh.
Speaker 3: In the Pacific Standard time area.
Speaker 1: Is that what it's called.
Speaker 3: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Thanks for watching, everybody. We'll see you next time.
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Speaker 10: Oh my god.