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<v Speaker 1>Callaroga Shark Media.

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<v Speaker 2>Hey, Jenny Mack with your daily comedy news. Yesterday was

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<v Speaker 2>a little angsty, but Johnny Mack is here to bring

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<v Speaker 2>the fun back. And who's more fun than Joe Cooy.

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<v Speaker 2>That's right, Joe Cooy is recording a Netflix special this weekend.

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<v Speaker 2>That's pretty cool. Two shows tonight somewhere at eight o'clock

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<v Speaker 2>at the Adventist Health Arena in Stockton. Jason Perry is

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<v Speaker 2>the general manager, and he said, to have a globally

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<v Speaker 2>recognized comedian and choose our arena in our community for

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<v Speaker 2>a project of this scale speaks volumes about the market,

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<v Speaker 2>the fans, and the experience we deliver. Now, if you're

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<v Speaker 2>saying to yourself, Johnny Mack, Joe Koy, that name sounds familiar.

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<v Speaker 2>Who's he again? Can you remind us? So? Sure, I'll

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<v Speaker 2>remind you. Joe Coy hosted the Golden Globes for one year,

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<v Speaker 2>and when he did, he just told this horrible, mean

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<v Speaker 2>joke about Taylor Swift. She did not appreciate this vicious,

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<v Speaker 2>horrible joke at all. She made a stoneface, didn't laugh

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<v Speaker 2>the way Leo DiCaprio did it jokes about him. No,

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<v Speaker 2>she let Joe cooin O, this is not funny. As

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<v Speaker 2>you know.

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<v Speaker 1>We came on after a football doubleheader. The big difference

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<v Speaker 1>between the Golden Globes and the NFL. On the Golden Gloves,

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<v Speaker 1>we have fewer camber shots of Taylor Swift.

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<v Speaker 2>I saw this on threads. Somebody posted Bill Burr's audience

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<v Speaker 2>is still roasting him NonStop in his YouTube comments over

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<v Speaker 2>that comedy show in Saudi Arabia. His videos get about

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<v Speaker 2>four times as many dislikes as likes now and I

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<v Speaker 2>was curious about this, So let's start with the comments.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm here on YouTube. It is Bill Burr's episode titled

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<v Speaker 2>Siantle EarPods Drugs from one nine to twenty six. One

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<v Speaker 2>commenter wrote, damn lost thirty thousand viewers l L. Another

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<v Speaker 2>wrote Bill thinks he's George Carlin, but he's really George Costanza.

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<v Speaker 2>Another bill never forgot what was like to be on

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<v Speaker 2>the streets because whenever he moves up a floor, he

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<v Speaker 2>buys a stronger telescope. Another comment one point five million

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<v Speaker 2>dollars from Trump and Bill will be performing for the

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<v Speaker 2>oil rig workers in Venezuela in no time. Wow, Bill

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<v Speaker 2>Burr is everything he made for one of ten years ago.

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<v Speaker 2>Total lack of self awareness. Next, Old Billy, Keep ignoring

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<v Speaker 2>it and it'll go away, Burr. Next one, This is

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<v Speaker 2>brutal every time. Just address it and move on. Next, Bill,

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<v Speaker 2>stop acting like you're a blue collar person. You get

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<v Speaker 2>the idea. So I looked at the numbers again. The

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<v Speaker 2>premise of the Threads post is that his numbers are

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<v Speaker 2>quite down, so I went back. Now, understand that a

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<v Speaker 2>video will have a long tail, right, so the longer

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<v Speaker 2>that it's up, people will discover it more and more

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<v Speaker 2>over time, So it makes sense that an older episode

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<v Speaker 2>has more views than a newer episode, and these are

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<v Speaker 2>YouTube views. Probably know on the audio side, Bill Burr's

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<v Speaker 2>podcast numbers are way up. They could be ten times up.

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<v Speaker 2>We have no way of knowing that, but I just

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<v Speaker 2>randomly needle dropped on a few episodes from February twentieth,

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<v Speaker 2>twenty twenty five. That video has sixty three thousand views.

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<v Speaker 2>One from June ninth has forty two thousand, one from

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<v Speaker 2>November seventh, which should have a long tail by now,

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<v Speaker 2>has twenty two thousand, and the January ninth video had

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<v Speaker 2>twenty thousand and change. So make of that what you will.

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<v Speaker 2>I was curious how other podcasts do Again, the January

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<v Speaker 2>nine Bilburg has twenty thousand, and I was like, how

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<v Speaker 2>does Nateland do. The nate Land podcast from January fourteenth

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<v Speaker 2>has thirteen, eight hundred and seventy five yews, which is

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<v Speaker 2>not a lot, like really really not a lot. But

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<v Speaker 2>as part of that I found out maybe everybody else

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<v Speaker 2>knew this already. I somehow missed this. The Nateland podcast

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<v Speaker 2>is ending. Nate Burghetzi is stepping away from the Nateland Podcast.

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<v Speaker 2>He told listeners that after roughly five years and nearly

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<v Speaker 2>three hundred episodes, it's time to focus on his next

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<v Speaker 2>act movies, TV, and yes, the theme park. I think Nate

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<v Speaker 2>is crazy, but you know, I'm doing this in the

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<v Speaker 2>basement and he's building a theme park, so maybe I'm

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<v Speaker 2>the crazy one. Nate says, everything I'm trying to do

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<v Speaker 2>going forward is I want you to be able to

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<v Speaker 2>do it with your family. As I record this, there

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<v Speaker 2>should be one more Nateland with Nate coming and then

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of the gang I think is going to

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<v Speaker 2>continue on the same feed, but with a new name

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<v Speaker 2>on the podcast. Speaking of podcasting, ego Nuotam Will host

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<v Speaker 2>the twenty twenty six iHeart Podcast Awards at south By

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<v Speaker 2>Southwest in March. Yes, once again celebrities will take over podcasting.

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<v Speaker 2>People are still all I rate that Amy Pohler won

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<v Speaker 2>the Golden Globe when now it's the iHeart Podcast Award.

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<v Speaker 2>Nominees for Podcast of the Year include Amy Poehler, The

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<v Speaker 2>Reakfast Club, The Mel Robins Podcast, and Pablo Torri finds

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<v Speaker 2>out The Daily The Rest is History this past weekend

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<v Speaker 2>with Theo Vaughn call Her Daddy, Heavyweight, and Giggly Squad.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm going to root for. Pablo Tory finds out the

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<v Speaker 2>best Comedy Podcast. The nominees are good hang with Amy Poehler,

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<v Speaker 2>The Toast, Handsome, The Basement Yard, and something called Distractable. Now,

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<v Speaker 2>if the rest of you were like, yeah, John, we

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<v Speaker 2>all know distractable. What is wrong with you? I had

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<v Speaker 2>to look it up and I'll remind you as much

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<v Speaker 2>as I suck. I host this every day, and I

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<v Speaker 2>work in podcasting and blog and write and consu and

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<v Speaker 2>everything about podcasting all day long when I'm not doing this,

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<v Speaker 2>And I was like, what is distractable? And apparently it

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<v Speaker 2>is a comedy podcast with guy's name Mark, Wade and

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<v Speaker 2>Bob and it's a space to have thoughtful discussions about

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<v Speaker 2>funny out there or otherwise interesting stories from everyday life.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got almost a million followers on YouTube. Let's see

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<v Speaker 2>how they're doing versus Bill Burr. Okay, their most recent

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<v Speaker 2>episode from six days ago has one hundred and thirty

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<v Speaker 2>four thousand views. One from three weeks ago has one

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<v Speaker 2>hundred and seventy thousand views. So distractable is I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>Somebody do the math? Seven times as popular as Bill

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<v Speaker 2>Burr right now? Is that what we're saying? Anyway, Congratulations

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<v Speaker 2>to those guys on both being successful and somehow never

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<v Speaker 2>coming up once in seven years of show prep on

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<v Speaker 2>this show. There were a lot of shows out there.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna root for them. Hope they win Best Comedy,

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<v Speaker 2>Best Ad Read nominees Conan Call Her, Daddy, my Brother,

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<v Speaker 2>my Brother, and Me, Dudes on Dudes, and Distractable, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>Best Host, Amy Poehler, Pablo Torri, Alex Cooper, Emma Chamberlain,

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<v Speaker 2>They were curious how hip hop influences the comedy world.

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<v Speaker 2>Josh said, a lot of comics wish that they were rappers.

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<v Speaker 2>Even the trouble you see comics getting into. Sometimes you'll like,

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<v Speaker 2>you're trying to be a rapper, that's what's happening. There's

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<v Speaker 2>no reason for a comedian to get shot. Their comedian

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<v Speaker 2>is getting caught up like they're really about that life

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<v Speaker 2>and they're like, why you do jokes? How are you

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<v Speaker 2>moving that you ended up getting shot in the thigh?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, that's not funn Why are you laughing, Johnny Mackle,

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<v Speaker 2>someone got shot in the thigh and you're laughing. You're

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<v Speaker 2>a jerk. Johnny Mack's the worst. He's no Jay Leno,

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<v Speaker 2>but he's pretty bad. XXL asked Josh. What about hip

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<v Speaker 2>hop inspires your approach to comedy. Josh said, I approach

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<v Speaker 2>comedy the way I imagine a lot of rappers approach

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<v Speaker 2>hip hop. It's a very narcissistic endeavor to get up

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<v Speaker 2>on stage and feel like you have the most to

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<v Speaker 2>say and you really deserve to be there. You have

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<v Speaker 2>to believe it's true. Even if you have a humble

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<v Speaker 2>approach to the craft, you have to believe that you're

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<v Speaker 2>one of the best to do it and then put

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<v Speaker 2>that belief into your work. As for rappers that you

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<v Speaker 2>think would make good stand up comics, Eminem for timing,

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<v Speaker 2>he's good at timing, fifty cent for content. The way

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<v Speaker 2>he roast, it's like it's coming from a place that's

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<v Speaker 2>so deeply funny. When he goes in on somebody, it'll

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<v Speaker 2>be like, Wow, this is crazy, this is what a

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<v Speaker 2>comic would do. Good interview there, Dan Soder. He's friends

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<v Speaker 2>with former Miami Dolphins coach Mike McDaniel, and Dan Soder

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<v Speaker 2>is really upset at Troy Aikman. Soder was on the

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<v Speaker 2>Soder podcast Let's see how that's doing all right? The

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<v Speaker 2>Dan Soder podcast, episode one fourteen, posted two days ago,

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<v Speaker 2>to the original premise of Bill Burr Wow, or maybe

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<v Speaker 2>people just don't like Bill Burr's podcast. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>something's going on. Everybody else has numbers way bigger than

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<v Speaker 2>Bill Burr. Right now, I digress. Dan Soder was on

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<v Speaker 2>the Soder podcast Good Booking, and he ripped Dolphin's owner

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<v Speaker 2>claimed that Troy Aikman, who's been brought in as an

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<v Speaker 2>Soder said of his friend McDaniel, in fact, I think

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<v Speaker 2>He said. McDaniel has been his buddy since the seventh grade.

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<v Speaker 2>As for the Dolphins, I think it's ran by an

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<v Speaker 2>and f the Dolphins. Mike McDaniel coached the Dolphins for

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<v Speaker 2>four years. He went thirty five and thirty four, did

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<v Speaker 2>not win any playoff games. He was fired sixteen months

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<v Speaker 2>after he signed a three year extension. He'll be okay financially.

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<v Speaker 2>I guess wonder how much money made. Let's look that

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<v Speaker 2>up Sports Illustrated reports. While exact figures are unknown, it's

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<v Speaker 2>Football broke it down and according to them, Mike McDaniel

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<v Speaker 2>will make thirty plus thousand dollars per day to not

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<v Speaker 2>coach football games. They broke it down again. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>have then and trusting these guys per month nine hundred

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<v Speaker 2>So while you're listening to this podcast today, Mike McDaniel

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<v Speaker 2>Dan Soder, you gotta let this one go. Now, how

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<v Speaker 2>is Troy Aikman to blame for all this? Soder said,

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<v Speaker 2>when you watch football as a fan, you notice when

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<v Speaker 2>broadcasters are slanted for or against you. Having a friend

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<v Speaker 2>that's an NFL coach, you listen more and people talk

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<v Speaker 2>about your friend, and Troy Aikman craps on McDaniel in

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<v Speaker 2>a way that's like he doesn't like Mike. Now, apparently

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<v Speaker 2>Troy Aikman was critical of the Dolphins strategy during a

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<v Speaker 2>recent Monday night football loss to the Steelers. The Dolphins

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<v Speaker 2>lost that game at twenty eight to fifteen as they

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<v Speaker 2>trailed Haul of Famer. Troy Aikman, who has won three

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<v Speaker 2>Super Bowls themselves, said this is just a bizarre last

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<v Speaker 2>few series. They don't go hurry up. Now they're going

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<v Speaker 2>hurry up and calling timeouts. It's hard to understand exactly

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<v Speaker 2>what the philosophy is or what they're trying to do.

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<v Speaker 2>Late Night are caught up with Rob Burnett. You may

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<v Speaker 2>know Rob from being the head writer and executive producer

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<v Speaker 2>on David Letterman's late show. Night Or asked Rob, if

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<v Speaker 2>Letterman was still at it during Trump two point zero,

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<v Speaker 2>what would Dave be up to? Rob said, I think

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<v Speaker 2>Dave would be part of the conversation. He's always been

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<v Speaker 2>a person to speak his mind. When we weren't doing

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<v Speaker 2>political comedy a lot, I don't think it was necessary.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't think politics occupied the consciousness of America the

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<v Speaker 2>way it does now. Interesting here that Letterman learned a

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<v Speaker 2>lesson when he tried to steer away from what America

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<v Speaker 2>was talking about. Burnett said, Dave didn't make OJ jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>Dave thought, I'm not going to make fun of a murder,

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<v Speaker 2>quote unquote toll that people assume it takes on Jay,

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<v Speaker 2>Jay Leno the worst this weekend. On this the very program,

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<v Speaker 2>way to support the show. So this weekend, Mike and

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<v Speaker 2>Burt Reynolds and the Comedy stock Market. Comedy stock Markets.

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<v Speaker 2>me just explain this once one more time. Here what

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<v Speaker 2>why we're going to sell Nicki Glazer. Oh she's fantastic,

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<v Speaker 2>she's at peak right now. But you sell hih and

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<v Speaker 2>you buy low. Let's get out on Nicki Glazer. Cash

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<v Speaker 2>time to sell Nicki Glazer. Now we'll take some of

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<v Speaker 2>about to resurface. He's very charismatic. He always does a

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<v Speaker 2>great job. So let's buy a little Trevor Noah. Let's

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<v Speaker 2>sell bow and Yang. Do we even have any Bowen

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<v Speaker 2>Yang stock left? If we do, let's sell it. I

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just not sure where we were heading with Bowen Yang.

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<v Speaker 2>So let's just sell out. Let's also sell Pete Davidson. Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>But that beside the point. I don't trust Pete day Davidson.

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<v Speaker 2>Pete Davidson's about to host one hundred episodes of this

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<v Speaker 2>sell our Pete Davidson, Let's sell our Tignataro. She's one

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<v Speaker 2>Are you kidding me? So, Tignatario, you're part of the problem.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll sell our Tignataro. And you know who we're gonna buy,

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<v Speaker 2>sell Bowen, sell Pete Davidson, sell Tignazaro by Trevor by

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<v Speaker 2>Rogan speaking of Tignatarro Out Magazine talk to her about

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<v Speaker 2>a special early premiere of Tracy Morgan's new comedy, The

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<v Speaker 2>Fall and Rise of Reggie Dinkins. Yes, a hilarious new

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