Speaker 1: Uh uh, Hello everybody, it's me Cecily no blur here
Speaker 1: with Stephanie Walder trailer.
Speaker 2: It's nighttime.
Speaker 3: Yeah, we get a little punchy at night.
Speaker 1: But it just felt right. You know, we're I'm well,
Speaker 1: I almost said we. I'm sipping a Cosmo, Stephanie is
Speaker 1: sipping a cause No.
Speaker 2: Are you getting annoyed?
Speaker 1: Are you getting annoyed with all the weird like the phony,
Speaker 1: all the the mocktail names that they're coming out with.
Speaker 3: Yeah, a lot, but it's very in right now.
Speaker 1: Very not drinking is like the way to go, and
Speaker 1: I feel like I'm being a little bit left behind.
Speaker 3: I'm like, Okay, you guys, what we're not gonna really?
Speaker 2: You're like, I still like to just get black out
Speaker 2: drunk and do crazy shit. You know, I'm young.
Speaker 1: It's just it's just so interesting because I have like
Speaker 1: a lot of friends that just been from like the
Speaker 1: hundred to zero, and I'm like, why can't we all
Speaker 1: just do too? But that's just Yeah, everybody's getting healthy
Speaker 1: and that's great. So you're having a what did I say?
Speaker 1: And yeah, cos noo?
Speaker 2: And did you just make that one up? Is that
Speaker 2: a thing? I totally made it up.
Speaker 1: Oh that's hilarious. I mean, I'm just like you know,
Speaker 1: I did a lot of improv in Chicago. Oh yeah.
Speaker 1: One thing to know about me is I love improv.
Speaker 1: I love it?
Speaker 2: Did you do the I don't know that. I don't understand,
Speaker 2: nor do I want to understand. This is not an
Speaker 2: invitation to teach me the different kinds of like improv,
Speaker 2: like long form like the Harald Yes, I don't care,
Speaker 2: Like what why there shouldn't be different kinds.
Speaker 1: I dated a guy, okay, this is every time we'd
Speaker 1: start doing a show, I'm like, this is for board,
Speaker 1: but then we forget to do it for board, so
Speaker 1: I might as well do Now, this was a very
Speaker 1: long time ago. I really really liked him, and he
Speaker 1: was like a screenwriter and the successful one, so just
Speaker 1: like stay in your fucking lane. And I started doing
Speaker 1: stand up and then he wanted to get into comedy.
Speaker 1: It was just annoying.
Speaker 2: It was annoying me. Oh I know, but then he did.
Speaker 1: He started doing improv and then he got this like
Speaker 1: improv family. Oh no, I got kind of pushed out
Speaker 1: when he got his improv family, and they were as
Speaker 1: annoying as you could possibly imagine. Like and their girls
Speaker 1: hanging around like kind of like nerd flirting, you know, like,
Speaker 1: I'm just an improv nerd. What are you talking about
Speaker 1: parting with your boy? And you're like, yes, you are.
Speaker 2: Even more so, Oh my god, you just reminded me
Speaker 2: that there was something that I was watching that was
Speaker 2: somebody interviewing somebody, and it was Kristin Shall, your favorite,
Speaker 2: because oh my god, I saw that. I know exactly
Speaker 2: what we're talking about.
Speaker 3: She was, Oh, it was Anthony Jesselneck.
Speaker 2: Yes, I meant to send it to you.
Speaker 1: He was because he was trying to say He's like,
Speaker 1: comedy only comes from surprise. I was gonna play that
Speaker 1: on board, and she's like, I dislokree, Like stop talk,
Speaker 1: I can't even do it. She's like, I think the
Speaker 1: comedy is like really from like a lag of anglage.
Speaker 2: I loved how he kind of seemed annoyed. He was
Speaker 2: like totally, I don't know. He's like, it's it's it's surprise,
Speaker 2: and she's.
Speaker 1: Like, no, I don't ague I have a baby now.
Speaker 1: I do agree with both of them, actually, I think
Speaker 1: they both they both made good points. I just wish
Speaker 1: she could have said it in like an adult. I mean,
Speaker 1: obviously that's just her voice, right, Like that's how she sounds.
Speaker 2: I think it feels put on, but.
Speaker 1: I it's a little there's a lisp that she doesn't
Speaker 1: always have, So it's like, if you can It's sort
Speaker 1: of how I feel about the woman that was on
Speaker 1: SNL that people love. She did impressions, Melissa something. She
Speaker 1: did impressions, but her regular voices, like I talk, she
Speaker 1: talks like this, but she can do impressions of everyone else.
Speaker 1: So if you can do an impression of somebody else
Speaker 1: like Natalie Port and just talk like that all the time,
Speaker 1: I feel the same.
Speaker 2: I s and this is how I talk in real life.
Speaker 3: That's exactly how she's Melissa something you guys know, but
Speaker 3: is it?
Speaker 2: Is it like people that are doing an accent for
Speaker 2: a movie and then that's just not their actual voice,
Speaker 2: so they can't. They can't otherwise they'd be doing like
Speaker 2: they couldn't. Just if you can do other voices, why
Speaker 2: would and you choose that?
Speaker 1: I mean, although someone got mad at me once, someone
Speaker 1: that you know, you know very well, used to have
Speaker 1: a big crush on him, and he and I were
Speaker 1: really good friends. We won't say his name. Okay, So
Speaker 1: he had a friend. He had a friend that talk
Speaker 1: that shot the time, and she shot and I one
Speaker 1: day made she did a lot of voiceover st like
Speaker 1: cartoons and stuff, but that's how she sounded. And one
Speaker 1: day I was like, oh my god, a lot, right.
Speaker 1: I thought he would just agree, and he was like
Speaker 1: he kind of pug pens and because he was like,
Speaker 1: nobody asked you what your thoughts on her voice was,
Speaker 1: and you have a really low voice. Would you like
Speaker 1: people to make fun of that? And I was like,
Speaker 1: fuck you wow, I know it came out of nowhere.
Speaker 1: That's crush that I know. I know.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: I just thought he was gonna agree, but I guess
Speaker 1: it to be to be fair, it was his friend,
Speaker 1: you know, I guess I was. I was out of
Speaker 1: out of line, but I wasn't mean about it. I
Speaker 1: was just like, the voice is like helium.
Speaker 2: Right. He's like, well, some would say your voice is
Speaker 2: like very low. Now see, I would never think in
Speaker 2: a million years that your voice is low. So it's weird. Jo.
Speaker 2: I've always said I have bitch voice. I do.
Speaker 3: I can't help it. It's how I sound.
Speaker 1: And some people would be annoyed by that like, who
Speaker 1: cares what ebbs, that's so funny that I saw the
Speaker 1: kristin shopping.
Speaker 2: Though I almost sent it to you. I completely forgot
Speaker 2: to do that, but I was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: Cecily does this voice better than she does her own voice.
Speaker 3: I can't do it, like only when she's.
Speaker 1: Like we're doing a shot at the remark, you should
Speaker 1: come a shot it. But the reason it bugged me
Speaker 1: is because she just ignored me. Yes, that's all. If
Speaker 1: she'd been nice to me at all, I would not
Speaker 1: be feeling this way. I'm sure she's the nicest person
Speaker 1: in the world, and I'm so sorry.
Speaker 2: I kind of doubt it. I don't know, she doesn't
Speaker 2: really understand comedy. That was surprising.
Speaker 1: So it turns out that Anthony Jesselneck at the end
Speaker 1: was right.
Speaker 2: You know. He was just trying to say he was
Speaker 2: trying to say that that it's a surprise. Oh and
Speaker 2: she said something like something about a good surprise, and
Speaker 2: she's like, yeah, like your comedy, your comedy is a
Speaker 2: good surprise. He goes, no, it's a bad surprise. He's
Speaker 2: not really a good surprise, which was so funny.
Speaker 1: He's so freaking funny. He is one of my favorite
Speaker 1: just she just makes me laugh all day every day.
Speaker 2: And very much on the right side of things, by
Speaker 2: the way. Yeah, and he's cute, so cute.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's gotten cuter as he's gotten older, so much cuter.
Speaker 1: I had a major crush on him when I first
Speaker 1: started doing standard or maybe like in the first five
Speaker 1: years I didn't know him at first, but in my
Speaker 1: early thirty yes, and it didn't work out.
Speaker 2: It was him.
Speaker 1: I had a crush on him, and it was like
Speaker 1: a uh, this for a different day. You know what,
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Speaker 1: Let's get into this and just like that, now we
Speaker 1: should probably mention this is episode eleven of the third series,
Speaker 1: and this is the third season, and this is supposed
Speaker 1: to be the end. As you guys know, Mike, Michael
Speaker 1: Patrick King came along and said, that's it, We're done.
Speaker 1: We decided we didn't want to ruin it for you
Speaker 1: by telling you it's over, which we know is a lie.
Speaker 1: We know that they were just got camped. They're like,
Speaker 1: nobody can do this anymore. This is horrible. So they're
Speaker 1: pretending that what we just watched was part of the
Speaker 1: series finale, which might go down to history. Is like
Speaker 1: one of the worst things I've ever seen.
Speaker 2: It really was bad, and I feel like I've been
Speaker 2: really trying to give it a fair shot part of
Speaker 2: the joy Listen, Oh, we're not alone. A lot of
Speaker 2: people are watching, a lot of people are watching, but
Speaker 2: they're hate watching. So I'm not even gonna feel bad
Speaker 2: about it. It's just what we're doing. But this was
Speaker 2: almost hard to hate watch, just because I was like,
Speaker 2: I kept writing to myself. I would just be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, are you say I did too? Me too.
Speaker 1: It opens with this pie scene, which kind of seems
Speaker 1: nice at first. They're playing gentle music, it's holiday the Pie.
Speaker 1: They've shooting these pies lovingly, and then it just all
Speaker 1: of a sudden cuts to Carrie again, so out of touch.
Speaker 1: She's so rich, you guys. She orders like four thousand
Speaker 1: dollars worth of pies and doesn't understand doesn't understand how
Speaker 1: many pies you would need for like a six person
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving you would really just need really just one pie,
Speaker 1: but like maybe two if you want to switch it up.
Speaker 3: She orders literally like eighteen pies.
Speaker 2: Well it does it.
Speaker 1: She orders seven pies and apple fritters and other things.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she adds on a chocolate pie. She adds
Speaker 1: on like at the end, and all of a sudden,
Speaker 1: for some reason, she's ordering these p and a lady
Speaker 1: pops over and she's like, wait a minute, are you
Speaker 1: ordering pies?
Speaker 3: You said we couldn't order pies for no reason?
Speaker 2: And you have a character actress who just looks like
Speaker 2: she came. She reminded me of somebody that would be
Speaker 2: in that show. What was the show with the stand
Speaker 2: up comedian that was, you know, the female stand up
Speaker 2: comedian from the Lenny Bruce Lenny Bruce's wife or what
Speaker 2: you know? Oh, the show a very famous show. Yes, yes, yes,
Speaker 2: she had like a I'm from the fifties from missus
Speaker 2: Mazel and I'm very Jewish.
Speaker 1: You know, I can't think of her name. She's very Johnny,
Speaker 1: it's Jackie something. She's funny as fuck, she really is.
Speaker 1: She deserves better and she's been in other you know,
Speaker 1: she's a throwback. They're trying to give us everything we've
Speaker 1: ever had, I guess, but like nobody cares in them.
Speaker 1: I don't even remember her being I'm sure she was
Speaker 1: in the original Sex and City, but she might just
Speaker 1: be a throwback to and just like that, I don't
Speaker 1: even know anymore. And by the way, we missed, I
Speaker 1: missed the Andy Cohen was the original shoe salesman. That's
Speaker 1: why they had him in that scene. Oh really I
Speaker 1: realized that. Yeah, there was a scene where she and
Speaker 1: Charlotte when shoes shopping and Andy Cohen was the guy
Speaker 1: selling her shoes and he looked really different and cute.
Speaker 1: So my bad, and you know, I never miss anything
Speaker 1: when it comes to that show. But yeah, what a
Speaker 1: dumb scene, What a waste of time. She's so rich
Speaker 1: and she gets a lot of pies for Yeah, it
Speaker 1: was as Miranda later says, to go to Miranda's house,
Speaker 1: that's She's like, that's like person to two pies per person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was really weird, and the whole point of
Speaker 2: the scene, you know, it was very Seinfeld, you know,
Speaker 2: like get getting the marble rye or whatever. It's Seinfeld.
Speaker 2: It it had such a you know, well it's my neighborhood.
Speaker 2: Oh well, well, let me tell you how amazing carry is.
Speaker 2: She's been a neighbor here, she used to live in
Speaker 2: this neighborhood. Nobody acts like that, nobody.
Speaker 3: And then she was being all snobby about it.
Speaker 1: She was like looking off wearing her crazy like tool
Speaker 1: dress whatever she is ordering pies and kind of like, sorry,
Speaker 1: why don't you, if you're so fucking rich, buy them
Speaker 1: all a pie. They need pies for their Thanksgiving, you bitch.
Speaker 2: Also, let me ask you this, me this. I used
Speaker 2: to love her so much. Yes, Anthony owns a bakery.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So if if Anthony owns a bakery,
Speaker 2: it follows that they serve they make pie there. And
Speaker 2: if he makes pie, why would you go somewhere else?
Speaker 3: That's a really good question.
Speaker 1: Also, it reminded me of you know, the the musical
Speaker 1: Waitress with Sarah Brales. Yes, yes, and there was Jason
Speaker 1: Maraz was he He did like a couple of the
Speaker 1: I think he did a few shows on Broadway, but
Speaker 1: he did one for like whatever, some televised thing, and
Speaker 1: for some reason, you know, she sells she's a waitress,
Speaker 1: and so he turns to her and he goes, are.
Speaker 2: You the lady that makes those pies?
Speaker 1: And Mike and I used to just say that to
Speaker 1: each other all day, Like he'd call and just leave
Speaker 1: that message, you the lady who makes those pies?
Speaker 2: Not great?
Speaker 1: I just wrote at this point, Carrie's getting so many pies.
Speaker 1: She's so mean, What the how is this the finale?
Speaker 1: How is this part of the finale.
Speaker 2: It was. It's very upsetting. It's very upsetting. It's well
Speaker 2: also there are just a lot of rumors around too
Speaker 2: that one of the rumors was that Michael Patrick King
Speaker 2: was getting booted out. I don't know if you believe
Speaker 2: that one, but that they wanted the show to go on,
Speaker 2: but they wanted a new showrunner and new writers, and
Speaker 2: then they probably banned with him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's not Siara, Jessica's not gonna leave, like but
Speaker 1: just let it go. She's not even trying. She's I've
Speaker 1: never seen anybody phone something in like this.
Speaker 2: Like ever.
Speaker 1: So it's Thanksgiving, by the way, which we we come
Speaker 1: to find out, and she's walking of they have she
Speaker 1: has the conversation with Miranda, who cares, and then she's
Speaker 1: walking down her old street or did that happen for Yeah,
Speaker 1: she's walking down her round street.
Speaker 2: Oh really really really quick. Just before that, I have
Speaker 2: to say this because it was did you notice when
Speaker 2: she's in the bakery, what her purse is a giant
Speaker 2: I swear to god, it was like a cartoon. It
Speaker 2: was a giant coin purse as a purse, you know
Speaker 2: those little coin purses like old ladies have with the
Speaker 2: with the too little you just the latch on the
Speaker 2: top of it is like two little balls and they yes,
Speaker 2: of course, okay it was that, but giant that was
Speaker 2: her purse. It was so Sarah.
Speaker 3: I mean, the hat will never get through the hat.
Speaker 2: Right, the strawberry partquake hat.
Speaker 1: Part of me wants to just defer to her because
Speaker 1: she is like kind of a fashion goddess. She does
Speaker 1: know her stuff when it comes to that, and I
Speaker 1: think she's like paying homage to her little like her
Speaker 1: very famous fashion friends. I will give Sarah Jessica that right,
Speaker 1: and that's her as a real person and also was
Speaker 1: carried so like part of me just tries to let go.
Speaker 1: It just doesn't work because it's all over the She's
Speaker 1: not fun and funny and quirky.
Speaker 2: She's so fucking rude and serious. So why why do
Speaker 2: we have to put up with the clothes? Right?
Speaker 1: None of it? It just doesn't It doesn't add up,
Speaker 1: I think, is the thing. But okay, so she's walking
Speaker 1: past and then Lazette like, why is this a character
Speaker 1: that we ever had to deal with?
Speaker 3: The lady that the lady who makes those paws, she's
Speaker 3: a lady looks.
Speaker 2: So blas I and you. You know I have told
Speaker 2: you before that I'm not good at noticing when somebody's
Speaker 2: not a good actor. She's the worst actress ever. I
Speaker 2: can't get past it. I'm just like, wow, how did
Speaker 2: this person get past the audition? I've never seen anything
Speaker 2: more wooden?
Speaker 3: But she's like, hey, oh my god, it's so good
Speaker 3: to see you.
Speaker 2: Carrie.
Speaker 1: Did I tell you I'm the bad friend who has
Speaker 1: been in a relationship? But it was only seven months.
Speaker 1: I'm having a party on Monday, U shuld come And
Speaker 1: I'm like.
Speaker 2: Is this general? How's how's Aiden? Yeah? She goes first,
Speaker 2: Carrie first. Lizette says, well my and Carrie goes, well,
Speaker 2: how's it going with that boyfriend? Well, it's over. It
Speaker 2: was for seven months, and that she lost Aiden, and
Speaker 2: Carrie says, oh, it's over twenty two years. No, Carrie,
Speaker 2: you were not with Aiden for twenty two fucking years.
Speaker 2: You're out of your mind. What are these writers smoking
Speaker 2: that they think she's been with Aiden for twenty two years? Mary?
Speaker 2: Very too big? She was very too big for tend
Speaker 2: the last like fifteen years.
Speaker 1: Right, I'm going to give you a football analogy, and
Speaker 1: I know that that's not really totally your thing, and
Speaker 1: just bear with me on this, but I just like
Speaker 1: there was a there was when Tony Romo used to
Speaker 1: be the quarterback for the Cowboys, you know, like the
Speaker 1: big Cowboys fan.
Speaker 3: There was a major, major game. We were going into
Speaker 3: the playoffs. It was a huge game. It was sort
Speaker 3: of the beginning of the end for us. We were
Speaker 3: playing the Seahawks and he was the very last play
Speaker 3: and he had a snawal.
Speaker 1: He had all day to do was kick a field goal, right,
Speaker 1: and he fumbled the snap, which means that all he
Speaker 1: had to do was hold the ball for them to kick,
Speaker 1: and he like just kind of like didn't.
Speaker 3: And that's how I feel about the show. They have
Speaker 3: fumbled the snap.
Speaker 1: They did a win, They took something that was one
Speaker 1: hundred percent like we would have won the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Yeahy not actually, but.
Speaker 1: Like you had everything lined up, you had all the players,
Speaker 1: you had all the money, you had everything going.
Speaker 3: You had the cute little uniforms.
Speaker 2: Why with Jay on there? You gave us Jay That's
Speaker 2: just the next one. That's Cynthia, I really did.
Speaker 1: I'm reading more and more about that, and she every
Speaker 1: every all that bullshit is her why Sarah Jessica was like,
Speaker 1: okay with it, I.
Speaker 2: Have no idea. I don't know. Yeah, I don't.
Speaker 1: They Chay was and then that you think, okay, they
Speaker 1: fixed it. They fixed it, killing off big. I mean,
Speaker 1: I'm trying to understand the timeline. I understand that Chris
Speaker 1: Noath it was a very unfortunate timing, But how did
Speaker 1: the timing didn't really make sense because they had already
Speaker 1: filmed it. They'd killed him off before the story came out, right,
Speaker 1: they didn't go back and kill him off.
Speaker 2: No. I I do think they killed him off after
Speaker 2: the story came out, but I.
Speaker 1: Don't think so because they like they can't. It came
Speaker 1: out like shortly before the show.
Speaker 2: I mean, it doesn't.
Speaker 1: I don't know how they could have done that unless
Speaker 1: they redid the whole thing. I'd have to go back
Speaker 1: and look at the timeline. But none of that, like,
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 3: Know, just just let it, let it ride.
Speaker 2: None of none of this makes sense. It really does sense.
Speaker 1: I and they could have had other ways of doing it.
Speaker 1: Make him a dick, get divorced.
Speaker 2: That's what we wanted. We wanted to find out he cheated.
Speaker 1: And make him the bad guy, like everybody was feeling
Speaker 1: he was and maybe maybe, but now it's like, oh
Speaker 1: my god, without Samantha and Big, what the fuck is
Speaker 1: the show?
Speaker 2: Okay? I mean, And also if you're if you're going
Speaker 2: to make it that they he was the love of
Speaker 2: her life and he died, then how do you not
Speaker 2: ever mention him? And how do you have her get
Speaker 2: rewriting history and saying she has been with Aiden for
Speaker 2: twenty two years? My god, it's insane, it makes sense.
Speaker 2: It's also it's just insulting to us as an audience, right,
Speaker 2: and I wasn't even a huge section in the city person,
Speaker 2: but even I know she was not with Aiden for
Speaker 2: she was with him for like maybe a couple of
Speaker 2: years the best, right.
Speaker 1: She was with him the time, and then cheated with Big,
Speaker 1: then went back to him, then he wanted they moved
Speaker 1: in whatever, and then they didn't really get along, then
Speaker 1: they broke up again, and then this yeah, so okay,
Speaker 1: So now we go to Harry and Charlotte and Harry
Speaker 1: Harry making all these like getting hard.
Speaker 2: Immediately he goes he's at word one, he's polishing silver,
Speaker 2: and he goes, it's nice rubbing something that stays hard,
Speaker 2: and then as if we didn't get the joke, he goes, unlike,
Speaker 2: my endless penis polishing. That's what he said. I was like, seriously,
Speaker 2: that's like when you make a joke and then you
Speaker 2: do the tag, but then you add like four more
Speaker 2: tags and people are like, yeah, we get it. I
Speaker 2: mean it was.
Speaker 1: It was really and he's probably the best part of
Speaker 1: the show right now. That's the saddest thing.
Speaker 2: And then Charlotte goes, Harry, Harry, I don't enjoy you
Speaker 2: making jokes about yourself like that, and he goes, whoa,
Speaker 2: I haven't had an erection since the surgery. And Charlotte goes,
Speaker 2: don't worry, honey, it will come. It's better because I
Speaker 2: haven't because it hasn't since the surgery. Get it, get it,
Speaker 2: he hasn't come. He hasn't shot a wad.
Speaker 1: You know that that's going to be What if that's
Speaker 1: the last What if the last scene of the entire
Speaker 1: series thing is just a cumshot, just AiZ a total
Speaker 1: shot from Harry onto the camera. Oh my perfect hold on,
Speaker 1: quick little Earth? Would you feel that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: A little little little baby one?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, a little Kristin Schall. Actually I get comedies.
Speaker 2: When you're going into surprise. I think it's when I'm
Speaker 2: such an asshole.
Speaker 1: Nobody's going to agree with me on her I loved
Speaker 1: Flying to the Concords, by the way, it's one of.
Speaker 2: My favorite shows. I agree with you on her sight
Speaker 2: on that, but I agree with you. Why was she
Speaker 2: in her viewing Anthony Jossel And like.
Speaker 1: Anyone I was interviewing her, he was I think a podcast. Okay,
Speaker 1: all right, well let's not overthink it.
Speaker 2: Okay. So then this is gonna make me so mad too.
Speaker 2: There's no reason these characters have complete everybody's changed, everybody's crazy.
Speaker 2: Charlotte's like, don't forget we're having Thanksgiving it. Miranda's Miranda.
Speaker 2: So Harry goes, as if suddenly, okay, So Charlotte's been
Speaker 2: best friends with Miranda and Carrie for many, many years, right,
Speaker 2: twenty five thirty years these women have been friends with
Speaker 2: each other. Harry goes, Oh god, Miranda, she'll probably make
Speaker 2: stuffing with whitebread and force us to listen to NPR. Okay,
Speaker 2: first of all, if you're trying to make a comment
Speaker 2: that like Miranda is like a hippie or something, or
Speaker 2: like crunchy, this should be white bread.
Speaker 1: Here's the thing that was his jew that was he
Speaker 1: had too things. He was saying at once, he wants
Speaker 1: a Jewish more of a Jewish vibe.
Speaker 2: So I understood what he meant by the white bread.
Speaker 1: And then he wants but he also like wants to
Speaker 1: watch football. I kind of felt Harry in that moment.
Speaker 1: I've gone to some Thanksgivings where I'm like, I'm not
Speaker 1: even gonna put the game on, or Thanksgivings that start
Speaker 1: at seven.
Speaker 2: I just don't think you'd be an asshole about it, though, Yeah,
Speaker 2: be that mean and going she's gonna be watching NPR
Speaker 2: and like, yeah, fuck her. I mean, it was a weird.
Speaker 1: It didn't be're right. It's like two things that didn't
Speaker 1: go together. It's just too much. His reaction was too much.
Speaker 1: He's like, I just want to be in my own
Speaker 1: house watching football. God is and he literally goes, is
Speaker 1: that too much to ask?
Speaker 2: He just he's pushing back.
Speaker 1: I'm taking Harry's side on this, I really am. I
Speaker 1: feel that, Oh my god, we keep having little earth.
Speaker 1: Maybe it's maybe Monroe is like jumping on something, not
Speaker 1: feeling an earthquake. It must be just maybe it's just
Speaker 1: is it my brain? There was one, but I don't
Speaker 1: smell toast? Yeah, always though, as I'm always making toast.
Speaker 1: Now did that surprise you as a joke?
Speaker 2: That did surprise you, guys? So suddenly okay, So now
Speaker 2: Rock comes out of the bathroom in full makeup and
Speaker 2: a dress, and Charlotte is like, and it's Rock looks
Speaker 2: very beautiful in a wig makeup, red dress because of
Speaker 2: thoroughly modern Milly mm hm. And Charlotte's like, my sweet
Speaker 2: daughter is back. How do you feel? How do you
Speaker 2: feel in your Milli costume?
Speaker 1: And Rock's like fine, yeah, She's like, well, I'm too
Speaker 1: much makeup, but that's life. They also make the like
Speaker 1: her little too casual. She's a little bit like like
Speaker 1: she has no like Rock is just she just knows everything.
Speaker 1: She's so wise. She's like the fucking Dolly Lama over here.
Speaker 2: I'm good. I have no problems.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Rocks never had a problem, which is weird, Like
Speaker 1: we got to put it all on the other one,
Speaker 1: which we didn't even see. In fact, the other one
Speaker 1: wasn't even at the show. Did the other kid even
Speaker 1: come to Rock's musical?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, we did not get Lily in the
Speaker 2: scene at at all.
Speaker 3: Not at all, at any point.
Speaker 1: So Lily, they just couldn't pay her for They just
Speaker 1: didn't have enough money to pay everybody.
Speaker 2: So, like, Lily, you just want That is so fucking weird.
Speaker 2: It is so weird.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I have another thing to say about that,
Speaker 1: but we'll get to it. So she's Charlotte's having feelings.
Speaker 1: I thought that was a little interesting. You know, they
Speaker 1: couldn't like she's she might have those feelings. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: can't say anything. Sure, that was kind of an interesting
Speaker 1: thing they could have explored.
Speaker 2: I thought.
Speaker 1: I thought Kristin Davis did a relatively decent job with that,
Speaker 1: but we.
Speaker 2: Never she never really said anything about it. It was
Speaker 2: just like, we're supposed to understand that she's, well, Charlotte
Speaker 2: feels to me very much appearances. I want her everybody
Speaker 2: to be perfect, and to her being perfect is Rock
Speaker 2: being a girl wearing a dress, right right right? I
Speaker 2: guess to me, it's like this, this is not like
Speaker 2: you're It would be one thing if the storyline was
Speaker 2: that Rock was trans. But Rock's not even trans. Rock
Speaker 2: just likes to is like non binary, leaks to dress
Speaker 2: like a boy. So to me, that was a kind
Speaker 2: of too big a reaction. It was like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 2: I missed my I miss my daughter. Well, you're Rock
Speaker 2: still your daughter. That's a really good point. Changed just
Speaker 2: you don't like the way Rock dresses. So to me,
Speaker 2: that was like kind of too big a reaction for
Speaker 2: the fact that you know what I'm saying, Like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I did.
Speaker 3: I totally know what you're saying. I didn't mind it.
Speaker 3: But it's funny.
Speaker 1: It's interesting because Charlotte has been like one of the
Speaker 1: most annoying over the top as far as acting this season,
Speaker 1: and in this moment, I thought, I was like, okay,
Speaker 1: that she's she's playing it well, she's she's trying to
Speaker 1: be non reactive to something she feels.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought you did a good job. I like that.
Speaker 1: Now who's a little not small in their acting. Now
Speaker 1: we go to Anthony and Giuseppe, who are in the
Speaker 1: dressing room trying on a plum sweater. I mean, bring
Speaker 1: it down, Anthony. I gave him a pass. Last week.
Speaker 1: I was like, it must be so hard for Mario
Speaker 1: Canton to like deal with all this or whatever his
Speaker 1: name is that his name Mario Canton. Yes, it must
Speaker 1: be a lot for him to have to say these lines,
Speaker 1: but like, also bring it down. He's like, you're not
Speaker 1: wearing that no way. I mean, I guess it's just
Speaker 1: who he's always been, but it's so my god, who's
Speaker 1: going to be hanging with him?
Speaker 2: Also, what Giuseppe proposes to Anthony. Why, in almost the
Speaker 2: last scene where they were together, Giuseppe would did not
Speaker 2: want to move in with Anthony. I thought it was
Speaker 2: like too soon. So yeah, right, so out of out
Speaker 2: of fear of his crazy old man gay roommate who's
Speaker 2: after him, he decides to move in with Anthony, but
Speaker 2: now he wants to marry him. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, I think I think time is supposed to have passed.
Speaker 1: I think we got to Thanksgiving, and I think that
Speaker 1: was their way of saying time passed.
Speaker 3: I think, I mean, I think, I don't know.
Speaker 1: This could be like a few months, six months later,
Speaker 1: three months later, something different. I don't know, who knows,
Speaker 1: all right, So okay, so now this is the worst
Speaker 1: scene ever. So Carrie goes to with her tour publisher
Speaker 1: and who.
Speaker 2: Loves the book.
Speaker 3: This is fan fuckantastic.
Speaker 1: If you're going to fucking reference a big thing something
Speaker 1: that Big used to say, like, how dare you don't
Speaker 1: even have him on? Don't reference if you're not gonna
Speaker 1: if Carrie's not going to talk about him, I don't
Speaker 1: see why her agent has to like say something.
Speaker 3: Big used to say, you see my point like that
Speaker 3: with me?
Speaker 2: Yes? Also, why does her publisher have to be as
Speaker 2: effusive as Duncan? Yes, brilliant? Why is it every? First
Speaker 2: of all? Also, her novel was like a thousand fucking
Speaker 2: pages long, like it it was like infinite jest.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, can you imagine having to read the
Speaker 1: words the woman that many times?
Speaker 2: That'd be like thousands of times. Can you imagine doing
Speaker 2: like a find in replace in your document and the
Speaker 2: woman and it's just like eighty million references to the woman.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, that's amazing.
Speaker 1: And so you're like, oh, I can't do that though,
Speaker 1: because I say woman other times and it's not always
Speaker 1: just the woman.
Speaker 2: And it's eight.
Speaker 1: Hundred and fifty pages like a Tollstoy novel. And she's like,
Speaker 1: it's so genius. She's like, so what's the end chapter
Speaker 1: going to be? And she's like and then Carrie again
Speaker 1: xan next out like you have it nothing, nothing, phazes her.
Speaker 1: What the fuck I sent, by the way, behind the scenes,
Speaker 1: I sent Stephanie a scene I I occasionally send her
Speaker 1: clips from the old show. Yep, even though she's seen them,
Speaker 1: but I want to reminder, like, see how good it was,
Speaker 1: See how like it used to be so good. It's
Speaker 1: not the same character at all.
Speaker 2: No, no, why would she sit there in her publisher's
Speaker 2: office and just go, oh, yeah, you have it? And
Speaker 2: then the publisher she was like, well, first of all,
Speaker 2: I've never seen bigger acting from every single person in
Speaker 2: a show. This is the most over the top. It
Speaker 2: really is Very Three's Company. Everybody's faces are so animated,
Speaker 2: except for Carrie's publisher. Acting is so She's just face
Speaker 2: acting so hard. It's just like I'm making crazy faces.
Speaker 2: You know. I love this book. This is like a
Speaker 2: it's like a historical tragedy. Yeah, she's like, cause she
Speaker 2: lands up Carrie in the eighteen hundreds. People don't end
Speaker 2: up along. Oh my god, who talks like that? Then
Speaker 2: we cut to Carrie making drinks for some reason. Now
Speaker 2: she's like some sort of mixologist. We've never seen Carrie
Speaker 2: be able to do that, But okay, she's learned In
Speaker 2: all these years in her very rich house, and Charlotte
Speaker 2: talks about rock okay uh and then oh, they're all
Speaker 2: going to go do something and oh that she wants
Speaker 2: them to come see the play.
Speaker 1: And Miranda's like, I can't aunt me and Joy are
Speaker 1: going to this, which is so rude.
Speaker 2: So Joy like.
Speaker 1: Your friend, it's Thanksgiving is the holidays. It's like one
Speaker 1: of your best friend's kids play like, but you got
Speaker 1: to go to a talk with Joy.
Speaker 2: No you don't. Charlotte sucks.
Speaker 1: Uh no, Miranda sucks. I'm sorry, Miranda sucks. But then
Speaker 1: I wrote, why is Charlotte so scared of her kids?
Speaker 1: She's like, I want to take pictures, but they say
Speaker 1: no photos, Mama. They didn't say mama, mama, mama. Wow,
Speaker 1: they're so mean to me.
Speaker 2: At the studio mama. Yeah. So then Miranda is like,
Speaker 2: god them, Oh, I invited Brady's baby mama to Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: me Yeah, and I didn't tell Brady. I literally wrote,
Speaker 2: I wrote.
Speaker 1: Wow, wow, Wow, it makes me no fucking sense. And
Speaker 1: then then the next line, for no reason, I was like, hey, hey,
Speaker 1: I invited invited his baby mama to Thanksgiving. Didn't tell
Speaker 1: him yet?
Speaker 2: Uh? Oh, what's that carry out po machine doing here?
Speaker 3: Yes, why is that a line?
Speaker 2: Why was that a line?
Speaker 1: In Carrie's like, because you're taking it back, Why are
Speaker 1: you referencing an episode that wasn't even that good from
Speaker 1: like two weeks ago? Is that going to be the
Speaker 1: big finale something with carry okay?
Speaker 2: Who cares? And then but then Carrie's like, yeah, as
Speaker 2: if we didn't just see it in the last scene.
Speaker 2: She's like, my publisher doesn't like my ending, but I
Speaker 2: think it was honest. I wanted to be the way
Speaker 2: it is.
Speaker 1: Maybe not, And you know, Charlotte asked a good questions
Speaker 1: like do you have to change it or whatever?
Speaker 2: And she's like, who.
Speaker 3: Caress, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm wearing a tool skirt of course, just hanging
Speaker 1: around nine pm drinks.
Speaker 2: Also, I don't want to be I don't want to
Speaker 2: be this person. I really don't. I don't want to
Speaker 2: be like as a writer. But and you and I
Speaker 2: have both have publishers. We have written books. They don't
Speaker 2: talk like that. They don't go like, hey, what happened
Speaker 2: to the last chapter? Nobody's talk Nobody would say that
Speaker 2: that's just not that's not a thing that publishers say
Speaker 2: they know they like they would, They might say, like, oh,
Speaker 2: is this like a final? Is this the ending? For sure?
Speaker 2: Is this what you were going with? Like? Can we
Speaker 2: talk about the ending? They wouldn't just go where's the
Speaker 2: last chapter? I see you sent me, you know, one
Speaker 2: hundred thousand pages, but like seems like there's some missing
Speaker 2: Nobody does that right again? Insulting? Uh?
Speaker 1: Okay, so then oh, yeah, she's gonna maybe Yeah, they
Speaker 1: wanted to write this epilogue.
Speaker 2: Hold on, what's next there? What's next is Adam? It's
Speaker 2: a shower shower sex.
Speaker 1: Okay, I'm gonna say something that you're gonna find surprising.
Speaker 1: I'm loving I said this the last couple of weeks.
Speaker 1: I love Adam.
Speaker 3: I know I'm not supposed to, and he's annoying in
Speaker 3: the vegan and all.
Speaker 1: That shit, but I think he's adorable and I like
Speaker 1: this relationship.
Speaker 2: And I don't know what. I don't know how to
Speaker 2: explain it.
Speaker 1: I just don't see these two together like at all.
Speaker 1: But you know, and I like Seema. I don't know,
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why. Because she's a better actress. Yes,
Speaker 1: he's a good actress. That she's doing the best she
Speaker 1: can and I think he's adorable the way he like
Speaker 1: flips his hair bag and he's kind of funny. He's
Speaker 1: doing the best he can with the ship. Yeah, I
Speaker 1: don't know that he needed to be like eating her
Speaker 1: out in the shower.
Speaker 2: I mean, I get it. And then she goes, I'm
Speaker 2: not gonna blow you because I don't have my like
Speaker 2: nose plug in or whatever. Yeah. I like that.
Speaker 1: He lets her be kind of snobby, like they compliment
Speaker 1: each other and that's cute.
Speaker 2: So he says, do you want to come to Thanksgiving
Speaker 2: with my sister? And they get like, I'm grateful for you.
Speaker 2: I love you.
Speaker 1: I love you, and she says I love you too,
Speaker 1: and they left it very sweet. Yeah, we didn't add
Speaker 1: to They didn't add anything to it. He said it,
Speaker 1: she said it back, and it felt so healthy and yeah,
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: I was like I wrote, it's very cute. Yes, yeah,
Speaker 2: we'll watch that. It's been off.
Speaker 3: Now it's time for.
Speaker 1: The musical, Her Rocks Musical, which was a door. Also,
Speaker 1: I don't know why I have two scenes in a
Speaker 1: row that I actually thought were cute. But before we
Speaker 1: get to the actual thing, Carrie shows up in a
Speaker 1: giant green dress ball gown, you know.
Speaker 2: Like you would for your friends. Oh my god, I
Speaker 2: had so many problems with this scene. I'm so mad.
Speaker 1: I pretty too. Yeah, but first, oh there's more before that.
Speaker 1: So Anthony first has to tell Carrie. Really He's like,
Speaker 1: I don't know, I'm not thrilled. I guess She's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god.
Speaker 2: You're engaged. I'm so excited for you. I'm having second thoughts, Carrie,
Speaker 2: I don't know. Do I want to have take care
Speaker 2: of a baby with a big dick? Okay, there's a
Speaker 2: lot of people around, including kids. Everywhere there's kids. Yeah,
Speaker 2: So like that's just all right, fine, they can they
Speaker 2: can handle it. But so then, like I've been cooking
Speaker 2: for him, I've been cleaning for him, and I do
Speaker 2: everything for him, cooking, cleaning everything. He's like a twenty
Speaker 2: nine year old, well hung baby. Yeah do I want that?
Speaker 2: A twenty nine year old well hung baby? And she's like, okay,
Speaker 2: So why though, why are we going from so so
Speaker 2: suddenly I'm just saying, I'm referring to this. I'm dealing
Speaker 2: with this for what they're presenting us, which is a finale. Right,
Speaker 2: this is not a finale. This is like making no sense.
Speaker 2: So Anthony was supposed to be so in love with
Speaker 2: Giuseppe and not believing it because Giuseppe is so young,
Speaker 2: and now all of a sudden, he's like, no, yeah, none.
Speaker 1: Of nothing makes sense. I mean none of it. And
Speaker 1: then Carrie asked her. She's like, I get a bad engagement,
Speaker 1: the ring the dog. I mean I like that. I
Speaker 1: saw a little glimmer of Carrie for a second. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: one second, Like she used to be funny. She's really funny. God,
Speaker 1: I miss that show. I can't believe they fucked this
Speaker 1: up so bad. So then Harry shows up.
Speaker 3: He's like, I got a black and white cookie from Canters.
Speaker 1: Even though we don't live in La m hm, yes,
Speaker 1: it's black and a cookie. Herbert's sulking, still Herbert's and then.
Speaker 2: Sitting in the auditorium by himself, and he's so mad
Speaker 2: that he didn't win Comptroller. And then these three women
Speaker 2: from the school came over.
Speaker 1: Wait wait, wait, before the three women, can I just
Speaker 1: say one thing, Your daughter this is the worst. Remember
Speaker 1: how I said last week that his daughter is the
Speaker 1: worst actress.
Speaker 2: That's that's the one who let the gurbbil out.
Speaker 1: Yes, and she's the ones like Nana Nana, yes, samas be.
Speaker 1: So this time she goes as if we didn't know this,
Speaker 1: she's like, daddy got seats because Henry is the male lead.
Speaker 2: Yeah we know. Why would you fucking write that?
Speaker 1: Yah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, my god, it's not the pilot, you assholes. My god.
Speaker 2: It's like we've got to set up these characters. Maybe
Speaker 2: people don't remember we didn't forget that Henry was tap
Speaker 2: dancing like a fucking asshole outside of Charlotte's door so
Speaker 2: she couldn't be on her stupid psychic zoom. Yes.
Speaker 1: And also then what you were trying to say, the
Speaker 1: three quirky ladies that like, it's like that every Bridget
Speaker 1: Jones movie.
Speaker 3: Hello, are you ready to go out to get off
Speaker 3: and get dressed?
Speaker 2: Lighty?
Speaker 3: You're not staying home tonight.
Speaker 1: If I had one friend that I could even call,
Speaker 1: like no offense you, but like late at night at
Speaker 1: nine o'clock and I'm sulking, you wouldn't show up. Nobody
Speaker 1: shows up like that, let alone three all together at
Speaker 1: once every time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, get up and get out of these sweatpants. These
Speaker 2: three idiots show up and they're like.
Speaker 1: Ah, don't even worry about the donation we gave you.
Speaker 2: You should have won. They wouldn't know who's running for
Speaker 2: a fucking controller, No, they would not. Then the stupid,
Speaker 2: horrible Principle who basically had a gun. Last we saw
Speaker 2: him when in the meeting at school where Charlotte and
Speaker 2: LTW we were all like, what is this principle? What
Speaker 2: is happening? Who was like put on a bulletproof vest
Speaker 2: and was like, gonna be coming in there. Yeah, I
Speaker 2: thought there was a shooting. That guy comes out, yeah,
Speaker 2: and he's like, uh hello.
Speaker 1: He goes, I did my best to get the lgbtqya.
Speaker 2: Just show the fuck fuck shut now you're just fucking
Speaker 2: you're just fucking with that. Then he sees Giuseppi and
Speaker 2: he's like, sweet mother of God, who is that. Nobody
Speaker 2: acts like that, not even the most out there effeminate
Speaker 2: gay man acts like that. And then we're supposed to
Speaker 2: believe that the reason he's that obnoxious is because he
Speaker 2: just came out. Because he goes, he's like he's being
Speaker 2: a sex pest. Giuseppe says to Herbert, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: I'm in, I got engaged, Like did you hear the news?
Speaker 2: And then the principal goes, so you're taken. What's the
Speaker 2: fact at the school? The principal he's the principal of
Speaker 2: that school, right, So then I'm already exalted. Rock is
Speaker 2: wondering world we have forget it. Rock is amazing, and
Speaker 2: Herbert does not care. He doesn't care that his son
Speaker 2: is good. He doesn't care that Rock doesn't care about
Speaker 2: any of it. Rock is so good in this. I
Speaker 2: love whoever this is playing this. I would see that
Speaker 2: on a real stage. Yeah, it's so sad though. He's
Speaker 2: just being a dick again, just being a total dick.
Speaker 1: So the next so we kind of go through that,
Speaker 1: and then the next morning he doesn't want to go
Speaker 1: to work, so he's working from home and Lisa's like,
Speaker 1: you should get up and get out of the house,
Speaker 1: and he's just being an assholes.
Speaker 2: Not much to say about it. It's like, fuck you.
Speaker 2: But I've always found him to be an asshole through
Speaker 2: this whole freaking show. You're not wrong. He's selfish. He's
Speaker 2: always selfish. He's crazy, and he's crazy. Yeah, he's like
Speaker 2: and then she's like, you are not a loser. He's like,
Speaker 2: everybody looks at me, like I'm a loser and I
Speaker 2: and she's like, no, that's.
Speaker 3: Ridiculous for an adult man who's like sixty years old.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the fuck. This is the same adult man
Speaker 2: who called her while she was at work to say,
Speaker 2: I gained a pound and it's your fault. Yeah, why
Speaker 2: do you have dried pasta in the house?
Speaker 1: Wait, and where's Marion by the way or whatever the
Speaker 1: guy's name was, that she had gone, we'd gone, but
Speaker 1: they never they did they finish the movie because they
Speaker 1: were last we heard they were they were talking to
Speaker 1: Obama's people. Right, No, for some reason, that's storyline over.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's got to come back. They're definitely going
Speaker 1: to bring him back for the I we.
Speaker 2: Have one more Proba thirty minute episode.
Speaker 1: Unless they added, they added, they took, they took stuff
Speaker 1: from the cutting room floor. They had to have redone
Speaker 1: episode twelve. There's no way, there's no way. It's got
Speaker 1: to be at least an hour. They cannot finish this
Speaker 1: like that.
Speaker 2: They'd have to reshoot stuff. I doubt that they had to.
Speaker 2: Don't know, well, they canceled the show. They canceled the show,
Speaker 2: meaning we're not putting any more money into this. That's right.
Speaker 1: I guess maybe you're right, but I would just say
Speaker 1: if I were Cynthia Nixon or Sarah Ja, I'd be like,
Speaker 1: I'll pay for it, fix it.
Speaker 2: But she doesn't care.
Speaker 1: So the next morning, Harry and Charlotte are in bed
Speaker 1: and we think his dick is hard, but it's his iPad.
Speaker 1: You guys, you guys. I can't take it anymore. But
Speaker 1: then I liked his speech about like listen. I just
Speaker 1: was like, I didn't know if I was gonna make
Speaker 1: it after this cancer, and I just was like, just
Speaker 1: make it to Thanksgiving, so please. He finally had Oh
Speaker 1: was manipula it is? I I didn't I thought he was.
Speaker 1: I completely understood being exhausted, if you're He's always been
Speaker 1: this character who doesn't always want to get up and
Speaker 1: do things. He wants to just like be a lawyer
Speaker 1: and come home and just watch the game. That's who
Speaker 1: he's always. They've never changed, that, I have to say.
Speaker 1: And I think Charlotte's a doer and it's probably exhausting
Speaker 1: for him. So he's like, can I please just have
Speaker 1: this one fucking Thanksgiving? I'm I'm so on his side here.
Speaker 2: I just thought he was playing the cancer card a
Speaker 2: little too well, But I mean, like, I don't want
Speaker 2: to go to your friend's house. She right after she
Speaker 2: says it's just really important to Miranda, He's like, yeah,
Speaker 2: but I have cancer.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm gonna take his side. I really
Speaker 1: am going to take his side on this. If he's tired,
Speaker 1: he's just gone through like radiation, let him stay home
Speaker 1: and lay on the couch. I'm with him, but were
Speaker 1: we can disagree. You love Joy, I don't love Joy
Speaker 1: as much as you do. And she's back having Indian food.
Speaker 1: Just to make a big deal about that, I'd say,
Speaker 1: well I have I feel like I'm just not done
Speaker 1: with this. One more thing about Herbert because okay, we
Speaker 1: may not see him again, But.
Speaker 2: I just thought it was so weird that Lisa. This
Speaker 2: happened also on the last episode where she's being sweet
Speaker 2: about it and he's just a dick because she goes, Honey,
Speaker 2: I've never been prouder to be your wife, and he goes,
Speaker 2: just go to work, will you? Oh my god, he's horrible.
Speaker 2: What the fuck that's supposed to be our good relationship?
Speaker 2: Too well, our good relationship is Charlotte Harry I think, well,
Speaker 2: all he talks about is sex. That's it every hard dick.
Speaker 1: I guess that's why we're gonna it's gonna build up
Speaker 1: to this, this cumshot. It's gonna be like the best
Speaker 1: porn you've ever seen, just all over the all over
Speaker 1: the limbs.
Speaker 3: So splat.
Speaker 1: Okay, So Joy is having dinner with Miranda's and Brady
Speaker 1: comes home and understandably.
Speaker 2: Wait before that happens, just for for no reason, Charlotte
Speaker 2: is We've we played this moment. I think he's played
Speaker 2: four times in the episode of Charlotte sitting staring at
Speaker 2: pictures of Rock dressed up in the outfit for modern Millie. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and she's sad, pretty obsessed. She's sad that she didn't
Speaker 2: but like, I understand doing that once. But it's not
Speaker 2: a story point. It's not like this is new information
Speaker 2: that Rock is like non binary, right, do you know
Speaker 2: what I mean? So like, we don't need to see
Speaker 2: it in a twenty eight minute episode. We don't need
Speaker 2: to see it this many times. What are they trying
Speaker 2: to say?
Speaker 1: Okay, it's very it's a very good point. Okay, true,
Speaker 1: So this is where things get so much worse. Go ahead,
Speaker 1: Grady comes in. He's as he should be furious. He's like,
Speaker 1: you invited me at thank saving you didn't even ask me,
Speaker 1: And she's.
Speaker 3: Like, I thought it would be nice.
Speaker 1: I just was like, Miranda's fucking insane. She was, I mean,
Speaker 1: it's absolutely insane. He's like, you better fucking and he's
Speaker 1: being awful but understandably.
Speaker 2: And she makes it about herself too. She goes, well,
Speaker 2: first of all, I didn't know she'd say yes, but
Speaker 2: I just wanted to make up for my last visit
Speaker 2: with her.
Speaker 1: He's like, what the fuck are you talking about? Joy
Speaker 1: is very uncomfortable. I kind of like this because she
Speaker 1: just wants her dot. I have a no screaming rule
Speaker 1: around my dog. If anyone even is talking too loud,
Speaker 1: I'm like, get out. Well.
Speaker 2: Also, Joy already made it pretty clear that she doesn't
Speaker 2: even like kids.
Speaker 1: No, but and she also she loves her dogs and
Speaker 1: she doesn't want yelling and door slamming around her sensitive dogs.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was very pro Joy.
Speaker 3: She's like, maybe I should just take the dogs into
Speaker 3: the room.
Speaker 2: Like, she's not into it. This is not I think
Speaker 2: that they have to break up. I think so too.
Speaker 2: I think there's just like Miranda's too fucked up. Yeah,
Speaker 2: I think so too.
Speaker 1: So then we have that scene and then very quickly
Speaker 1: he slams the door. Then we go to Sema and
Speaker 1: Carrie having fighting over who's going to pay you for
Speaker 1: the cocktails, which is just like a waste of our time. Again,
Speaker 1: it's part of the finale twenty eight minutes, like you said,
Speaker 1: and part of it's going to be like who's richer
Speaker 1: of these two?
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so weird. But and also though I just
Speaker 2: wanted to know, I just wanted your opinion on with
Speaker 2: that scene with Brady, whose side are we supposed to
Speaker 2: be on Miranda's side that he's ungrateful? One hundred percent? Right? Yes,
Speaker 2: Like that's crazy. But I'm wondering if does Arinda, does
Speaker 2: Miranda think like that? That's people are going to be like,
Speaker 2: oh my god, yeah, teenagers? Am I right?
Speaker 1: Probably Cynthia nexton is very out of touch. She really
Speaker 1: is a lot lot. I thought that was like I gasped,
Speaker 1: I really did.
Speaker 2: I was really shocked that that scene was being played
Speaker 2: as like where I felt like I was supposed to
Speaker 2: feel bad for Miranda and I did not at all.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't hardly ever but yes in that case, yes, yeah, okay.
Speaker 1: So so they're having this conversation, seems like I feel
Speaker 1: bad that you have to go to Miranda's alone like this,
Speaker 1: Well I just said I don't feel bad for Miranda,
Speaker 1: but in this moment I did, Like they're all bailing
Speaker 1: on Miranda.
Speaker 2: Nobody wants to go to her fucking house.
Speaker 1: I guess he's like, I got to go to this
Speaker 1: vegan thing and I don't want to. Then she brings
Speaker 1: up She's like, hey, by the way, a Duncan the
Speaker 1: place he was renting now they want to sell it
Speaker 1: and you should get first DIBs. And Carrie just like
Speaker 1: bites her head off. Yeah, here is like the meanest fresh.
Speaker 1: She's like, hey, man, I wasn't She's like, well, you're
Speaker 1: judging me. She's like, well no, I just thought it
Speaker 1: would be a good investment.
Speaker 2: Yeah, why wouldn't you for resale value? I wouldn't you
Speaker 2: want to have the whole property? I mean, you're so rich,
Speaker 2: You've got all that big money. Just like do it.
Speaker 2: And she's like, I don't know.
Speaker 1: She's feeling lost, but her loss plays the same as
Speaker 1: every other emotion that she's had this whole season. She's happy,
Speaker 1: it's the same face, she's sad, she's lost. She who
Speaker 1: why is she lost? Because big she's who knows.
Speaker 2: Well also and I think in this scene does she
Speaker 2: say that she was kind of hoping that maybe the
Speaker 2: Duncan thing would be something. Yeah, I think it's really
Speaker 2: bizarre that you made us sit through you personally, Cecily,
Speaker 2: you wrote this, that they made us sit through all
Speaker 2: these episodes of a Duncan storyline, like pretty much he
Speaker 2: was there like episode by episode two, I want to say.
Speaker 1: But she's obviously going to London or he's coming back.
Speaker 1: There's no question they're building the epilogue, which we'll get
Speaker 1: to about. Why would he have not even called her?
Speaker 1: Why is he just gone? Why did we have no
Speaker 1: scene her run in the rain? It's like Blaine and Andy,
Speaker 1: you know, like it didn't work out with Dougie.
Speaker 2: But okay, but then that's going to be weird because
Speaker 2: because if the whole thing is that she should be
Speaker 2: able to be by herself and she and everybody's forcing
Speaker 2: her to like that she can't be happy alone. But
Speaker 2: she feels like that's not a sad ending for her.
Speaker 2: That are you just going to be like well you
Speaker 2: were wrong. You're all your your publishers right, you can't
Speaker 2: be alone.
Speaker 1: I remember when I was writing no joke that she's crazy,
Speaker 1: he's a liar, the exact opposite happened. My publisher or
Speaker 1: my editor was like, how do you want to end this?
Speaker 1: By the way, You've said all these like things about
Speaker 1: all these stories about dating and all this like advice
Speaker 1: and bullshit, which I made up, you know, I don't know.
Speaker 1: And I was like, oh, I want the last one.
Speaker 1: I'm just because it was it was illustrated. It was
Speaker 1: like a comic book, you know, and at the last page,
Speaker 1: I was like, Oh, I just wanted to be me
Speaker 1: and a be goal, just me alone. That was It's
Speaker 1: kind of funny that that was exactly how I end.
Speaker 1: Like I they asked me what I wanted. They're like,
Speaker 1: do you want to end up with? And I was like, no,
Speaker 1: I just want just.
Speaker 2: Me with a dog. And is that how it ended? Yeah?
Speaker 1: I mean it didn't really end because it's more that's
Speaker 1: more of like a self help, right book. But I
Speaker 1: mean that was like the last little dropper.
Speaker 2: Well yeah, I just feel like it's weird that we've
Speaker 2: had none of it's going to make sense. There's no,
Speaker 2: it's not a way to end it that's going to
Speaker 2: make me happy, because I do think they like, what
Speaker 2: do you guys, what are you writing here? Do you
Speaker 2: want her to like be with Duncan is that was
Speaker 2: at the storyline? Do you want her like what is it?
Speaker 3: Make her miss him? Make her write and be like
Speaker 3: I look longingly at where the pipe used to be.
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 3: But then okay, so then she's like, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I got invited to a party at my old place
Speaker 1: and I'm kind of scared.
Speaker 2: She's like scared to see what a dump it was.
Speaker 1: Everybody calmed down, like, you don't have to be such
Speaker 1: a dick, Like she lived in a studio apartment, like
Speaker 1: a lot of people don't have money. It's New York.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Also, your boyfriend lives in an apartment that costs
Speaker 2: him only nine hundred dollars a month, Like if he
Speaker 2: if it wasn't renting controlled, he would be living way
Speaker 2: worse than that, right, Yeah, that was exactly.
Speaker 1: So Carrie goes to this part and I thought this
Speaker 1: was interesting, and I told Stephanie this before. She wanted
Speaker 1: to be a little spoiled. Yeah, I liked this scene
Speaker 1: a little bit. I didn't like it because of, you know,
Speaker 1: having the bad acting and stuff, but like kind of
Speaker 1: like the idea of you can't go home again. I
Speaker 1: think that's what they were trying to say, Like Carrie
Speaker 1: was able to give up this ghost and having and
Speaker 1: like having ties to that apartment and always wondering what
Speaker 1: it looked like again, going and seeing have you ever
Speaker 1: had haven't.
Speaker 2: You had that happen? Yeah?
Speaker 1: That where it's like an old house that you grew
Speaker 1: up and you have all these memories and then you
Speaker 1: go in and look at it and you're like, this
Speaker 1: looks nothing.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's gone, Like that's all gone. I agree.
Speaker 2: I thought that was cool.
Speaker 1: Okay, So it was so different. It put wall well,
Speaker 1: because they put a wall in there, they put two
Speaker 1: walls in there. And then like when she opened one
Speaker 1: of the rooms like where her bed maybe.
Speaker 2: Used to be, it was all just like like a hoarder,
Speaker 2: like a crazy person like stuff on the walls and
Speaker 2: just kind of it was kind of decorated like bows
Speaker 2: from real house.
Speaker 1: Kind of yes, a lot of sort of animal princess. Yeah,
Speaker 1: it was crazy, and she was she was sort of like, oh,
Speaker 1: this is not my place anymore, which I think was
Speaker 1: her way of saying. But that's kind of what they
Speaker 1: did when she went to Paris with Alex Petrowsky, because
Speaker 1: that's when the what's her face Kristin Johnson fell out
Speaker 1: the window.
Speaker 3: She's like, I don't think New York's New York anymore.
Speaker 3: I'm out.
Speaker 1: So that's kind of what I felt like, Maybe this
Speaker 1: isn't my city right now. Although I think he's coming
Speaker 1: back to I think he's coming to New York, but
Speaker 1: I no, actually no, I don't. I think she's going
Speaker 1: to London. I think I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know. Because remember that they didn't think this
Speaker 2: was going to be the end.
Speaker 1: Oh that's a good point. And also he didn't really
Speaker 1: turn out to be He was sort of like, what
Speaker 1: fucked you know? I'm going to London?
Speaker 2: Bye bye? Well that is kind of thing. That is
Speaker 2: the thing they didn't. It didn't make it seem like
Speaker 2: he was a guy who wanted a commitment. No, he
Speaker 2: wasn't even like, hey, we could make this work. I'm
Speaker 2: really going to miss you. Can you come to London?
Speaker 2: He was just like yep, bye bye. So that is weird.
Speaker 1: At the end of the scene when they're just talking,
Speaker 1: she's pouring Winers thing out. I just wrote, why is
Speaker 1: Liz set in this? Why is she in this at all?
Speaker 1: Why was she ever in this? Why is she so
Speaker 1: much in this?
Speaker 2: Why is she in the finale? Exactly? Exactly? But yeah,
Speaker 2: so then she's.
Speaker 1: Not someone we ever knew anything about. She was just
Speaker 1: this like random extra for no reason.
Speaker 2: Right then? I then, yeah, she.
Speaker 3: Goes, is it all I had to be scaled in your
Speaker 3: big bay house?
Speaker 1: She goes, I can't ever live alone because I have
Speaker 1: to have a man around because I get scaled. Yeah,
Speaker 1: She's like, I have an alarm system or whatever. It's
Speaker 1: just like such a nothing conversation.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, an alarm system. I'm good. Yeah.
Speaker 1: She comes home to her big giant house, takes her
Speaker 1: shoes off, which she does now out of out of
Speaker 1: niceness to Duncan, who no longer lives there, and then
Speaker 1: she writes the epilogue, Yeah, I'll tell us.
Speaker 2: Well, I actually didn't really write this one down because
Speaker 2: I was so and I was really annoyed at it,
Speaker 2: which is no excuse, but it was. It was basically
Speaker 2: like the woman opened her envelope and there was red
Speaker 2: parchment in there, and inside the red parchment there was
Speaker 2: blue parchment, and then inside the blue parchment there was
Speaker 2: some mother gold parchment. And then she read it and
Speaker 2: it said a beautiful widow, widow widower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the widow the guy, but something like Eloise's party
Speaker 1: from her cousin Josh. I don't think people were named
Speaker 1: Josh in the eighteen ye. I don't think there are
Speaker 1: a lot of Joshes. I don't did she say Joshua
Speaker 1: or Josh because I swear she said Josh.
Speaker 2: I'm not even sure.
Speaker 1: Maybe said Joshua. But it still felt really out of place.
Speaker 1: It's like having a big party because he's coming back
Speaker 1: from London to New York. And she was excited to
Speaker 1: see the widow.
Speaker 2: The eligible widow. So I yeah, I guess, I guess
Speaker 2: that's Dunky. That was her? That is it?
Speaker 1: And has she mentioned London earlier at any time? And
Speaker 1: she mentioned that the woman had gone, had had a
Speaker 1: cousin named Josh.
Speaker 2: Had a cousin named Josh who lived in London. It
Speaker 2: just seems it's like literally, it's like literally the worst.
Speaker 1: It's like if it's chat, I mean, we you know what,
Speaker 1: just for old times sake, or should we save it
Speaker 1: for next week. I could open up chat GPT and
Speaker 1: ask it to like write a finale.
Speaker 2: Finale, Yeah, let's do it for next week. But I
Speaker 2: just was so I was so mad that none of
Speaker 2: it made sense and that I kept thinking, like, Okay,
Speaker 2: I did come around to liking Duncan, but he shouldn't
Speaker 2: have because he's not a good character. I mean, it's
Speaker 2: it's not a love story. And if it is, it's
Speaker 2: weird that she's so then is she in another toxic
Speaker 2: you know what I mean? Maybe interesting not under her.
Speaker 2: He's like a big he's like aloof and it's not
Speaker 2: like they fell in love. I mean he was gone bye, so.
Speaker 1: Like he was crazy if he thought her book was
Speaker 1: that good. And you know what to remind remember in
Speaker 1: the Simpsons when Flanders. Did you watch the Simpsons.
Speaker 2: I mean yeah, several seasons.
Speaker 1: Do you remember when the Flanders one time, he takes
Speaker 1: his shirt off every now and then. He's the neighbor,
Speaker 1: the nerd yiber and when he takes his shirt off,
Speaker 1: he's like super built. He's like you wouldn't think. So
Speaker 1: it's very funny because like he's such this nerdy glasses guy.
Speaker 1: But sometimes he takes his shirt off and he's like
Speaker 1: huge muscles for no.
Speaker 2: Reason, right, And I think that was what Duncan was
Speaker 2: to me.
Speaker 1: Like when we see him in that bed scene, all
Speaker 1: of a sudden, he's just like this perfect body, which
Speaker 1: he shouldn't have had. He eats all pie like he
Speaker 1: eats Shepherd's pie all day, he smokes all day like
Speaker 1: he wouldn't have had this built.
Speaker 2: When did he go to the gym? Right? They're like
Speaker 2: laying in bed. It just makes sense. I'm like, what right? Right?
Speaker 1: I am making a lot of weird references today, but
Speaker 1: like who cares?
Speaker 2: I get I completely get it. Yeah, so yeah, football,
Speaker 2: you got the Simpsons.
Speaker 1: I don't know what else we can do here to
Speaker 1: make this show better for you.
Speaker 2: Like we can't. We can't.
Speaker 1: We were give impression, you know, like really putting ourselves
Speaker 1: on the line here, so I can't.
Speaker 2: I mean next week is gonna be I mean, listen,
Speaker 2: this is what they call in sports and enforced error,
Speaker 2: Like this didn't have to happen, you guys, You didn't.
Speaker 2: It could have. It could have gone so much better,
Speaker 2: but it didn't. You had to like let Marina that
Speaker 2: run it. Stephanie's more of a this is true. I'm
Speaker 2: not even joking.
Speaker 1: She is a basketball she likes basketball. I like football,
Speaker 1: so we should I think the entire finale, you should
Speaker 1: do basketball references and I'll do football references. Would interesting
Speaker 1: a better way, better way, you guys, thank you so much.
Speaker 2: For being here much. Thank you angry today where we
Speaker 2: like we were perfect. That's what people come for.
Speaker 1: I mean, except for Harry. If if I swore God,
Speaker 1: if there's not some crazy porn shot at the end,
Speaker 1: then they really fucked up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, they have to do it. And then Aiden comes back.
Speaker 1: What if like he does that and they all come
Speaker 1: in and hold hands and bow like it's like a
Speaker 1: stage thing.
Speaker 2: That would be That would be amazing, amazing characters from
Speaker 2: this characters from other shows that weren't even ever on
Speaker 2: the like Adam Driver, And you're like, was Adam Driver
Speaker 2: ever in this?
Speaker 1: Is he?
Speaker 2: But then you're like, it seems like he probably was,
Speaker 2: Like it kind of tracks like he seems like he
Speaker 2: would have. Maybe it's me, maybe I have such a
Speaker 2: bad memory. I guess Adam Driver was in it.
Speaker 1: Like Liam Lena Dunham comes in, You're just like, wait,
Speaker 1: I know you were never in this.
Speaker 2: I know this. Somebody on Reddit was was saying they
Speaker 2: were like, okay, they were being very us They're like, okay,
Speaker 2: hear me out. I know a lot of people don't
Speaker 2: like Lena Dunham. I do, yeah, but they're like, she
Speaker 2: have written this show.
Speaker 1: And she loved the show. She talks about the show.
Speaker 1: You know what else she loves and we're going to
Speaker 1: talk about this on board. I promise she loves Housewives,
Speaker 1: she loves Bravo and she tried. She pitched Andy Cohen.
Speaker 1: She wanted to cast Jennifer Lawrence as Ariana, and she
Speaker 1: wanted to do a made for TV movie about the
Speaker 1: scand of all oh and he was like, and she goes, no,
Speaker 1: let me do this, Please let me have the rights
Speaker 1: of this. I've got people that wanted Jennifer Lawrence wants
Speaker 1: to do it. We can do this for cheap, and
Speaker 1: he didn't want to do it.
Speaker 2: It's not funny. That is really funny. She's sucks. He sucks.
Speaker 2: She doesn't.
Speaker 1: But we should also talk about too much. Her new show,
Speaker 1: which I actually I binged in like two days.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'll watch it. What's on I want to say, Netflix?
Speaker 2: I want to say that. I want to say that,
Speaker 2: but I don't dare. I don't dare. What's it called
Speaker 2: too much? Too much? Okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna check
Speaker 2: it out.
Speaker 1: It's a lot, you know what I mean. There's a lot,
Speaker 1: and there's gonna be stuff that you hate, but you
Speaker 1: gotta watch it, all right, all right, everybody, all right,
Speaker 1: thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2: We'll see you on Monday. By