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Speaker 1: Oh god, thank god it's defamation, not defecation. Yeah, that
Speaker 1: would just be a bad porn I know, I'm not
Speaker 1: if that you can't, I'm not.
Speaker 3: There's a category for that, I'm sure. Well, who is
Speaker 3: this character? Let's see, his name is Robert Phelps, professionally
Speaker 3: known as Owen Hawk. That's more like it Owen Hawk
Speaker 3: or I'm sorry. Robert Felt aka Owen Hawk says his
Speaker 3: his former business partners have sullied his reputation by posting
Speaker 3: extreme false claims about him on social media, including that
Speaker 3: he nearly killed a dog by feeding it meth.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this guy's got I mean, I know he's already
Speaker 1: doing somebody for defamation, so I don't want to be
Speaker 1: the next. But I think there might be some issues
Speaker 1: with this fella, says.
Speaker 3: See. The complaint names Namian Tadaro, who is also known
Speaker 3: as Elvis at the pb PPV network, a hardcore streaming service,
Speaker 3: and also Elvis's boyfriend. Okay, question, I guess they had
Speaker 3: a I guess this Owen a Hawk was contracted to
Speaker 3: do some work for this PPV hardcore streaming service some
Speaker 3: man on hot man on man action and there was
Speaker 3: some sort of disagreement and a fallout and a dispute,
Speaker 3: and then comes these claims on social media. Now the lawsuit.
Speaker 2: Okay, so.
Speaker 1: All that aside, Owen Hawk Elvis. If you were a
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Speaker 1: They go, does he have like a whole bunch of meat,
Speaker 1: the packed like a pot ros like? No, according to sports,
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Speaker 2: I don't want no queer talk on my right. You're
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Speaker 3: show this.
Speaker 1: You know how they do the things where they go,
Speaker 1: what's your and they'll say they'll say, put in the
Speaker 1: letters of whatever, and then and then it'll give you
Speaker 1: your It'll give you. I think it's actually a porn name.
Speaker 1: I think that's one of the games. Or it'll give
Speaker 1: you your rock band name or what.
Speaker 3: All right, moving right along, We've got news out of Russia.
Speaker 3: I know that many of you are gonna have a
Speaker 3: shock to look on your face when I tell you
Speaker 3: this story. What's going on. Russia's largest oil producer, an
Speaker 3: oil company, is called Russneft and uh they are being
Speaker 3: accused of employing dozens of women uh and having them
Speaker 3: on the payroll who provide escort services to executives at
Speaker 3: the expense of Russian taxpayers. Wait, the Russian oil company
Speaker 3: have a bunch of hotties on the payroll who do
Speaker 3: nothing other than provide escort services and be on call
Speaker 3: for the executives at the oil company.
Speaker 2: Well I couldn't.
Speaker 1: I mean, I love my family, you love your family,
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Speaker 1: a of a massive hotel.
Speaker 3: At the whole floor, and they have a harem with them. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean I wouldn't even need the hare I could
Speaker 2: just go for it too.
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Speaker 3: Yes?
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Speaker 2: And then you can tell the story.
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Speaker 3: in the day.
Speaker 2: That right, there was Lynch Trod.
Speaker 3: Some woman in South Florida's wants the Miami Marlins or
Speaker 3: the Yeah, the Miami Marlins to pay her fifty thousand
Speaker 3: dollars because she slipped on dog piss at bark at
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