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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome to another edition of Idiotology. We'd let you tako

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<v Speaker 2>one on one one w jr.

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<v Speaker 3>R, but your freaking idiots all right, This hour brought

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<v Speaker 3>to you by Rock the Bank or Cash Giveaways again.

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<v Speaker 3>Nine oh five will be the first thousand dollars prize

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<v Speaker 3>of the day, and then twelve more chances to come

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<v Speaker 3>after that, thirteen in all each weekday. Pretty simple. Have

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<v Speaker 3>us on at work, listen for the hourly keywords. Put

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<v Speaker 3>him in at WJR dot com. We're two for two

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<v Speaker 3>the last couple of days here.

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<v Speaker 1>And let's say you're retired and you're going, well, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't have you on at work. Hell, you have an

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<v Speaker 1>even better chance because you're you know, enjoying the retirement

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<v Speaker 1>and are those keywords? We had another winner on this

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<v Speaker 1>show yesterday. Dina from New Smyrna Beach joins the list

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<v Speaker 1>with William from Palm Bay. A whole bunch more. Hopefully

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<v Speaker 1>you win one thousand dollars. We'll remind you before we

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<v Speaker 1>give out the work.

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<v Speaker 3>We've got a defamation lawsuit to discuss this morning. It's

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<v Speaker 3>being described as an extreme and outrageous defination defamation lawsuit.

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<v Speaker 3>This is brought by a prominent gay porn star.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh god, thank god it's defamation, not defecation. Yeah, that

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<v Speaker 1>would just be a bad porn I know, I'm not

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<v Speaker 1>if that you can't, I'm not.

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<v Speaker 3>There's a category for that, I'm sure. Well, who is

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<v Speaker 3>this character? Let's see, his name is Robert Phelps, professionally

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<v Speaker 3>known as Owen Hawk. That's more like it Owen Hawk

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<v Speaker 3>or I'm sorry. Robert Felt aka Owen Hawk says his

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<v Speaker 3>his former business partners have sullied his reputation by posting

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<v Speaker 3>extreme false claims about him on social media, including that

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<v Speaker 3>he nearly killed a dog by feeding it meth.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, this guy's got I mean, I know he's already

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<v Speaker 1>doing somebody for defamation, so I don't want to be

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<v Speaker 1>the next. But I think there might be some issues

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<v Speaker 1>with this fella, says.

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<v Speaker 3>See. The complaint names Namian Tadaro, who is also known

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<v Speaker 3>as Elvis at the pb PPV network, a hardcore streaming service,

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<v Speaker 3>and also Elvis's boyfriend. Okay, question, I guess they had

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<v Speaker 3>a I guess this Owen a Hawk was contracted to

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<v Speaker 3>do some work for this PPV hardcore streaming service some

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<v Speaker 3>man on hot man on man action and there was

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<v Speaker 3>some sort of disagreement and a fallout and a dispute,

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<v Speaker 3>and then comes these claims on social media. Now the lawsuit.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, so.

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<v Speaker 1>All that aside, Owen Hawk Elvis. If you were a

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<v Speaker 1>gay porn, what would your name be? Big Red? I'm

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<v Speaker 1>a big red hot rose patty.

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<v Speaker 3>Pretty good? They go, wait, what taco dong? Yeah, now

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<v Speaker 3>we're talking.

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<v Speaker 1>And they go, why do they call him pot rose Patty?

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<v Speaker 1>They go, does he have like a whole bunch of meat,

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<v Speaker 1>the packed like a pot ros like? No, according to sports,

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<v Speaker 1>guy's got a head like one.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we can go on and on here. Sorry, another

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<v Speaker 2>egg burrito pop?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I know there's about ten ten manly man Right now,

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<v Speaker 1>they're going, you guys, quit the gay talk.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want no queer talk on my right. You're

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<v Speaker 2>just having fun. What's your name? Hold on, think of

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<v Speaker 2>your name and think of a gay poor name.

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<v Speaker 3>What's your gay board name? We could do a whole

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<v Speaker 3>show this.

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<v Speaker 1>You know how they do the things where they go,

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<v Speaker 1>what's your and they'll say they'll say, put in the

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<v Speaker 1>letters of whatever, and then and then it'll give you

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<v Speaker 1>your It'll give you. I think it's actually a porn name.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that's one of the games. Or it'll give

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<v Speaker 1>you your rock band name or what.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, moving right along, We've got news out of Russia.

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<v Speaker 3>I know that many of you are gonna have a

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<v Speaker 3>shock to look on your face when I tell you

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<v Speaker 3>this story. What's going on. Russia's largest oil producer, an

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<v Speaker 3>oil company, is called Russneft and uh they are being

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<v Speaker 3>accused of employing dozens of women uh and having them

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<v Speaker 3>on the payroll who provide escort services to executives at

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<v Speaker 3>the expense of Russian taxpayers. Wait, the Russian oil company

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<v Speaker 3>have a bunch of hotties on the payroll who do

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<v Speaker 3>nothing other than provide escort services and be on call

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<v Speaker 3>for the executives at the oil company.

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<v Speaker 2>Well I couldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>I mean, I love my family, you love your family,

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<v Speaker 1>But why couldn't we have been born into oil money?

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<v Speaker 1>I know you're a big fan of that land Man show, right,

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<v Speaker 1>I tell you after watching land Man you care for what.

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<v Speaker 3>You no no wish for it.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't want to do the work, I just want

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<v Speaker 1>to reap the benefits, you know, like those sheikhs that

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<v Speaker 1>have they have the parties on an entire penthouse of

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<v Speaker 1>a of a massive hotel.

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<v Speaker 3>At the whole floor, and they have a harem with them. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean I wouldn't even need the hare I could

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<v Speaker 2>just go for it too.

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<v Speaker 3>You start, small workers work our way up.

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<v Speaker 4>So so Sydania. Who who's this good gentleman we're going

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<v Speaker 4>to meet? That's Big Burrito Bob is buddy Big Red.

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<v Speaker 2>Bring two more I b grids there, Powers said Pat.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh God, I haven't even I gotta go back to

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<v Speaker 1>the texta on over here.

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<v Speaker 2>There it is.

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<v Speaker 1>Nicky nicky limber timber porn star named Devin Dangle. Oh

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<v Speaker 1>it sounds like a gay porn nick too.

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<v Speaker 3>What if you actually go.

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<v Speaker 1>What?

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<v Speaker 3>What do you? Where do you go from? There?

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<v Speaker 1>That's that's it's again. That's the captain obvious kind of

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<v Speaker 1>like if you wear the I Don't sell or I

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<v Speaker 1>Love drug shirt being a dealer, Pat, did you hear

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<v Speaker 1>that last one?

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<v Speaker 3>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Drew p Balls, we've heard those Stump Carrington and

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<v Speaker 1>want to naked the thunderclap porn name White thunder Banana Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>The Red Rocket nickname would be RB because I got

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<v Speaker 1>the meat.

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<v Speaker 3>That's right.

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<v Speaker 2>Egg Plant Bob.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, this is nonste pat.

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<v Speaker 3>I shouldn't.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, actually, I'm glad I did. I like the one

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<v Speaker 1>week is they call me Spud first name Almon joy Nuts, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>mouns don't. Oh, I got it. Uh, Lynch Trod. You

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<v Speaker 1>know I was gonna tell you the story shopping carts.

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<v Speaker 1>They said, take you to the shopping carts, Lynch Rod,

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<v Speaker 1>you got it. You haven't done it a long time.

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<v Speaker 2>And then you can tell the story.

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<v Speaker 3>Heads across shopping carts, attempted shoplifter, Tosowski Family Foods back

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<v Speaker 3>in the day.

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<v Speaker 2>That right, there was Lynch Trod.

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<v Speaker 3>Some woman in South Florida's wants the Miami Marlins or

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<v Speaker 3>the Yeah, the Miami Marlins to pay her fifty thousand

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<v Speaker 3>dollars because she slipped on dog piss at bark at

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<v Speaker 3>the Park night last season. I give they have some

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<v Speaker 3>promotion where you can bring your dogs to a game. Lady.

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<v Speaker 3>The Marlins have like eight people show up to their games.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I mean you avoid the pee.

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