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<v Speaker 1>A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome

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<v Speaker 1>to another edition of idiotology.

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<v Speaker 2>We'll let your taco one on one one w j

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<v Speaker 2>r R. But you're freaking idiots, all right? Uh, where

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<v Speaker 2>shall we begin in this morning? I guess Evansville, Indiana

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<v Speaker 2>is as good a place as any taco.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought you were going straight to a Florida man

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<v Speaker 1>story like you teased.

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<v Speaker 2>Now he's in the green room waiting, waiting to be cued. Evansville, Indiana.

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<v Speaker 2>The break time bar and grill sounds like a cozy

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<v Speaker 2>little place. Probably some pool tables and break time. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>thinking dartboards, that's I don't think it's maybe some sports

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<v Speaker 2>on the TVs.

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<v Speaker 1>Uh uh cold beers, I believe. I don't know if

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<v Speaker 1>it's Evansville, but my buddy's son played soccer, got a

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<v Speaker 1>soccer scholarship either there or right around there.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, I got a picture of it. Okay, break

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<v Speaker 2>time bar and grill, Yeah, that's also. I guess we're

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<v Speaker 2>forty three year old Brian kennebec hangs out and has

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<v Speaker 2>an odd approach to letting a woman know he's interested

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<v Speaker 2>in her.

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<v Speaker 1>Does he do the old worm out of the pants

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<v Speaker 1>as he walks up to her.

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<v Speaker 2>Not only did he do that, but there was a

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<v Speaker 2>number three thrown her away. No, yeah, yeah, she stood

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<v Speaker 2>up from the bar to talk to someone. Here comes Brian,

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<v Speaker 2>and Brian apparently had been and they've got him on

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<v Speaker 2>video that they showed the police with the junk out

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<v Speaker 2>and doing it you described earlier across the room at

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<v Speaker 2>the bar, and I guess he was smitten and he

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<v Speaker 2>should have been weird a mitten, should have just kept

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<v Speaker 2>his pants on. Yeah, that too, what a weirdo.

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<v Speaker 1>I've some approaches to women or even women approaching men

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<v Speaker 1>in certain ways, but.

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<v Speaker 2>The fact that this isn't even anything close to a

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<v Speaker 2>strip club where if something like this were to happen,

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<v Speaker 2>you might go, oh, well she really does love me.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not as much of a surprise. But you know,

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<v Speaker 2>at the old pool haul, it's insane.

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<v Speaker 1>Got your uh, he's got his acoustic I'm sorry cue

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<v Speaker 1>ball pool stick chucking it up.

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<v Speaker 2>Boy, you've got to be I mean, so desperate if

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to the sixth Street.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, willn't you just stay at home and with the computer.

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<v Speaker 2>Cannebac is charged with publican decency, public nudity, and battery

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<v Speaker 2>by bodily waste.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think he deserves every one of those charges.

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<v Speaker 1>Never never, When do you think you've seen it all?

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<v Speaker 1>Fload a man, fload of man'sloading up. Man got to

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<v Speaker 1>be a flowing man. He's got to be a flying.

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<v Speaker 2>Event all right. Text line, someone's asking what a number

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<v Speaker 2>three is Taco?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, the number three Okay, we know what a number

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<v Speaker 1>one is PP and the number two, Well, you can

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<v Speaker 1>do the imagination on the number three. Yes, And that's

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<v Speaker 1>all I'm gonna get into with that.

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<v Speaker 2>Theater of the mind that we do every morning here

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<v Speaker 2>on a Lynch and Tacos show. Expand and Think outside

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<v Speaker 2>the box. Yeah, it's like educational. Our show is uh

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<v Speaker 2>you know what I'm thinking? Well, the Flida Man intro

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<v Speaker 2>is playing.

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<v Speaker 1>We've all been at a bar when somebody crossed the

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<v Speaker 1>line and you look at that individual and go, what

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<v Speaker 1>are you thinking? Wake up? Wake up? What are you

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<v Speaker 1>doing that? I'd be speechless, speechless?

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<v Speaker 2>Hello there. Fifty two year old Farbot Dolott. Farbat Dolott

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<v Speaker 2>is from Sarasota. Our first visit from Florida Man. This week,

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<v Speaker 2>Farbaugh got himself arrested at mar A Lago really, Yes,

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<v Speaker 2>the home of President elect Donald Trump. Yeah, Farbo's seems

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<v Speaker 2>as though he was with.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have a picture of this guy because I'm

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<v Speaker 1>trying to figure out what his descent is, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't. I don't know, Okay, but Farbat, I would

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<v Speaker 1>think that'd be Middle Eastern name, right, I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>I honestly don't know. He was with I guess his

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<v Speaker 2>partner woman in Sarasota, and they had planned to purchase

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<v Speaker 2>a car, and they were using a rental car in

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<v Speaker 2>the meantime. They were playing on going to the car dealership,

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<v Speaker 2>which they did, and this is when Farbaugh took off

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<v Speaker 2>with the rental and drove clear across the state to

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<v Speaker 2>Palm Beach and pulled up in front of mar A

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<v Speaker 2>Lago and asked that if he could speak to President

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<v Speaker 2>elect Trump.

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<v Speaker 1>Was he looking for a loan? I got car loan,

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<v Speaker 1>better interest rate.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm quite sure what he needed, but stealing the rental

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<v Speaker 2>cars seemed to be the right move. And then to

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<v Speaker 2>cross state Johnson.

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<v Speaker 1>Future President Trump, President elect, could you do me a favor?

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<v Speaker 1>Could you bump his interest rates down right now so

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<v Speaker 1>I can buy this car that my partner, whatever she

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<v Speaker 1>is back at the dealership, so we can afford it

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<v Speaker 1>because the rates at you know, I mean your average

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<v Speaker 1>car is what nineteen percent or something. It's not that high,

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<v Speaker 1>but you know what I'm getting at. My wife was talking.

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<v Speaker 1>She she said, you know, look at that, look at

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<v Speaker 1>that lease. I think I might because her car remembers

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<v Speaker 1>missing all the paint on the hood. Just part of

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<v Speaker 1>the whole talk family. Every car is missing paint everywhere,

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<v Speaker 1>so that one's missing a whole separate saga. Yeah, that's

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<v Speaker 1>that's missing it because of a dealer defect. So she goes,

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<v Speaker 1>I could just lease one of those that go, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't. We can't afford the mortgage, you know, and

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<v Speaker 1>keep school and everything. And you're gonna talk about maybe

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<v Speaker 1>Lee sitting in a car with anho new I'm.

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<v Speaker 2>Still stuck on the just showing up in mar A

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<v Speaker 2>Lago thinking you can.

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<v Speaker 1>Just cruise right in right. Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>All right.

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<v Speaker 1>Somebody did point out with the number three and the

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<v Speaker 1>last story they said, silence of the Lambs people. Yeah, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>that was that. That was a creepy scene.

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<v Speaker 2>Facebook uh for more on this. The latest childhood cartoon

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<v Speaker 2>character that's gonna be wrecked by being turned into a

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<v Speaker 2>horror movie situation.

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<v Speaker 1>Popeye. I could see him strangling people with those big arms.

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<v Speaker 2>There is a new Popeye horror movie on the way,

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<v Speaker 2>and I do have some first looks at this again

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<v Speaker 2>on our Facebook page. It is simply just gonna be

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<v Speaker 2>called Popeye. It's coming out in January. Now. This is

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<v Speaker 2>not part of the poona verse which started with Winnie

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<v Speaker 2>the Pooh, Blood and Honey, but it's the same kind

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<v Speaker 2>of concept where they take these older, you know, public

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<v Speaker 2>domain cartoons and just reimage them and in this case

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<v Speaker 2>a raunchy and gory slasher film. Tell me if if

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<v Speaker 2>this storyline sounds familiar.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm looking at the Facebook Pug and Jr. Facebook Page.

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<v Speaker 2>What star the evil character shows up at a summer

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<v Speaker 2>camp to terrorize summer camp counselors who get set to

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<v Speaker 2>open up the summer camp.

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<v Speaker 1>Listen, this is the oldest stick in the book. Come on,

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<v Speaker 1>I so thought you were gonna use the other word,

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<v Speaker 1>the oldest in the book. Go with my idea. Just

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<v Speaker 1>keep it called Popeye. And with those big muscly forearms,

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<v Speaker 1>he squeezes people next so hard their eyes pop out.

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<v Speaker 1>No slashing, just eye popping goodness to be in this

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<v Speaker 1>ah that looks like her right next to it, right

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<v Speaker 1>and then look your post. I think I would imagine

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<v Speaker 1>that's the old Robin Williams. Yeah, use that photo from

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<v Speaker 1>the Popeye. I thought so because I thought.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, answer you answer your question is that is olive oil.

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<v Speaker 1>Robin Williams come back from Olive Oil.

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<v Speaker 2>Is in another one redone in the adult industry. I

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<v Speaker 2>believe the man.

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