Speaker 1: A shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome
Speaker 1: to another edition of idiotology.
Speaker 2: We'll let your taco one on one one w j
Speaker 2: r R. But you're freaking idiots, all right? Uh, where
Speaker 2: shall we begin in this morning? I guess Evansville, Indiana
Speaker 2: is as good a place as any taco.
Speaker 1: I thought you were going straight to a Florida man
Speaker 1: story like you teased.
Speaker 2: Now he's in the green room waiting, waiting to be cued. Evansville, Indiana.
Speaker 2: The break time bar and grill sounds like a cozy
Speaker 2: little place. Probably some pool tables and break time. I'm
Speaker 2: thinking dartboards, that's I don't think it's maybe some sports
Speaker 2: on the TVs.
Speaker 1: Uh uh cold beers, I believe. I don't know if
Speaker 1: it's Evansville, but my buddy's son played soccer, got a
Speaker 1: soccer scholarship either there or right around there.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I got a picture of it. Okay, break
Speaker 2: time bar and grill, Yeah, that's also. I guess we're
Speaker 2: forty three year old Brian kennebec hangs out and has
Speaker 2: an odd approach to letting a woman know he's interested
Speaker 2: in her.
Speaker 1: Does he do the old worm out of the pants
Speaker 1: as he walks up to her.
Speaker 2: Not only did he do that, but there was a
Speaker 2: number three thrown her away. No, yeah, yeah, she stood
Speaker 2: up from the bar to talk to someone. Here comes Brian,
Speaker 2: and Brian apparently had been and they've got him on
Speaker 2: video that they showed the police with the junk out
Speaker 2: and doing it you described earlier across the room at
Speaker 2: the bar, and I guess he was smitten and he
Speaker 2: should have been weird a mitten, should have just kept
Speaker 2: his pants on. Yeah, that too, what a weirdo.
Speaker 1: I've some approaches to women or even women approaching men
Speaker 1: in certain ways, but.
Speaker 2: The fact that this isn't even anything close to a
Speaker 2: strip club where if something like this were to happen,
Speaker 2: you might go, oh, well she really does love me.
Speaker 2: That's not as much of a surprise. But you know,
Speaker 2: at the old pool haul, it's insane.
Speaker 1: Got your uh, he's got his acoustic I'm sorry cue
Speaker 1: ball pool stick chucking it up.
Speaker 2: Boy, you've got to be I mean, so desperate if
Speaker 2: you're going to the sixth Street.
Speaker 1: Yeah, willn't you just stay at home and with the computer.
Speaker 2: Cannebac is charged with publican decency, public nudity, and battery
Speaker 2: by bodily waste.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think he deserves every one of those charges.
Speaker 1: Never never, When do you think you've seen it all?
Speaker 1: Fload a man, fload of man'sloading up. Man got to
Speaker 1: be a flowing man. He's got to be a flying.
Speaker 2: Event all right. Text line, someone's asking what a number
Speaker 2: three is Taco?
Speaker 1: Yes, the number three Okay, we know what a number
Speaker 1: one is PP and the number two, Well, you can
Speaker 1: do the imagination on the number three. Yes, And that's
Speaker 1: all I'm gonna get into with that.
Speaker 2: Theater of the mind that we do every morning here
Speaker 2: on a Lynch and Tacos show. Expand and Think outside
Speaker 2: the box. Yeah, it's like educational. Our show is uh
Speaker 2: you know what I'm thinking? Well, the Flida Man intro
Speaker 2: is playing.
Speaker 1: We've all been at a bar when somebody crossed the
Speaker 1: line and you look at that individual and go, what
Speaker 1: are you thinking? Wake up? Wake up? What are you
Speaker 1: doing that? I'd be speechless, speechless?
Speaker 2: Hello there. Fifty two year old Farbot Dolott. Farbat Dolott
Speaker 2: is from Sarasota. Our first visit from Florida Man. This week,
Speaker 2: Farbaugh got himself arrested at mar A Lago really, Yes,
Speaker 2: the home of President elect Donald Trump. Yeah, Farbo's seems
Speaker 2: as though he was with.
Speaker 1: Do you have a picture of this guy because I'm
Speaker 1: trying to figure out what his descent is, you know,
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't know, Okay, but Farbat, I would
Speaker 1: think that'd be Middle Eastern name, right, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I honestly don't know. He was with I guess his
Speaker 2: partner woman in Sarasota, and they had planned to purchase
Speaker 2: a car, and they were using a rental car in
Speaker 2: the meantime. They were playing on going to the car dealership,
Speaker 2: which they did, and this is when Farbaugh took off
Speaker 2: with the rental and drove clear across the state to
Speaker 2: Palm Beach and pulled up in front of mar A
Speaker 2: Lago and asked that if he could speak to President
Speaker 2: elect Trump.
Speaker 1: Was he looking for a loan? I got car loan,
Speaker 1: better interest rate.
Speaker 2: I'm quite sure what he needed, but stealing the rental
Speaker 2: cars seemed to be the right move. And then to
Speaker 2: cross state Johnson.
Speaker 1: Future President Trump, President elect, could you do me a favor?
Speaker 1: Could you bump his interest rates down right now so
Speaker 1: I can buy this car that my partner, whatever she
Speaker 1: is back at the dealership, so we can afford it
Speaker 1: because the rates at you know, I mean your average
Speaker 1: car is what nineteen percent or something. It's not that high,
Speaker 1: but you know what I'm getting at. My wife was talking.
Speaker 1: She she said, you know, look at that, look at
Speaker 1: that lease. I think I might because her car remembers
Speaker 1: missing all the paint on the hood. Just part of
Speaker 1: the whole talk family. Every car is missing paint everywhere,
Speaker 1: so that one's missing a whole separate saga. Yeah, that's
Speaker 1: that's missing it because of a dealer defect. So she goes,
Speaker 1: I could just lease one of those that go, no,
Speaker 1: you can't. We can't afford the mortgage, you know, and
Speaker 1: keep school and everything. And you're gonna talk about maybe
Speaker 1: Lee sitting in a car with anho new I'm.
Speaker 2: Still stuck on the just showing up in mar A
Speaker 2: Lago thinking you can.
Speaker 1: Just cruise right in right. Wow?
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: Somebody did point out with the number three and the
Speaker 1: last story they said, silence of the Lambs people. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: that was that. That was a creepy scene.
Speaker 2: Facebook uh for more on this. The latest childhood cartoon
Speaker 2: character that's gonna be wrecked by being turned into a
Speaker 2: horror movie situation.
Speaker 1: Popeye. I could see him strangling people with those big arms.
Speaker 2: There is a new Popeye horror movie on the way,
Speaker 2: and I do have some first looks at this again
Speaker 2: on our Facebook page. It is simply just gonna be
Speaker 2: called Popeye. It's coming out in January. Now. This is
Speaker 2: not part of the poona verse which started with Winnie
Speaker 2: the Pooh, Blood and Honey, but it's the same kind
Speaker 2: of concept where they take these older, you know, public
Speaker 2: domain cartoons and just reimage them and in this case
Speaker 2: a raunchy and gory slasher film. Tell me if if
Speaker 2: this storyline sounds familiar.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the Facebook Pug and Jr. Facebook Page.
Speaker 2: What star the evil character shows up at a summer
Speaker 2: camp to terrorize summer camp counselors who get set to
Speaker 2: open up the summer camp.
Speaker 1: Listen, this is the oldest stick in the book. Come on,
Speaker 1: I so thought you were gonna use the other word,
Speaker 1: the oldest in the book. Go with my idea. Just
Speaker 1: keep it called Popeye. And with those big muscly forearms,
Speaker 1: he squeezes people next so hard their eyes pop out.
Speaker 1: No slashing, just eye popping goodness to be in this
Speaker 1: ah that looks like her right next to it, right
Speaker 1: and then look your post. I think I would imagine
Speaker 1: that's the old Robin Williams. Yeah, use that photo from
Speaker 1: the Popeye. I thought so because I thought.
Speaker 2: Yes, answer you answer your question is that is olive oil.
Speaker 1: Robin Williams come back from Olive Oil.
Speaker 2: Is in another one redone in the adult industry. I
Speaker 2: believe the man.
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