Speaker 1: Yeah, see Kelly's shoe.
Speaker 2: Final hour of The Jesse Kelly Show on an amazing Thursday,
Speaker 2: as we roll into Independence Date weekend, a weekend full
Speaker 2: of fireworks in America and wieners and mac and cheese
Speaker 2: and all kinds of the delicious American stuff. So let's
Speaker 2: talk about the parliamentarian. Why don't we have to hear
Speaker 2: about this person? What's going on there?
Speaker 1: Let's talk about well, joining the.
Speaker 2: Military, hunting, fishing with your sons, all that's so much
Speaker 2: more coming up in the final hour of the Jesse
Speaker 2: Kelly Show this week. Now, let's do this one. Jesse,
Speaker 2: can you please explain what is all this parliamentarian nonsense?
Speaker 2: What is it about? How can they do? Okay, So
Speaker 2: obviously this is kind of null and void now because
Speaker 2: the bill, the big beautiful bill's already passed and you
Speaker 2: know it's gonna be law and all that stuff. But
Speaker 2: remember we had a conversation, let's just recap this conversation
Speaker 2: again about why we didn't need sixty votes in the Senate.
Speaker 2: Remember in the United States of America, and we really
Speaker 2: want it to be this way. If you want to
Speaker 2: pass a law, you can't get fifty one votes in
Speaker 2: the Senate. That's not how it works. Laws are supposed
Speaker 2: to be difficult to pass. Remember that you need sixty
Speaker 2: votes in the Senate. But when does either party have
Speaker 2: sixty votes in the Senate. It's not very We never
Speaker 2: see that anymore. So they've kind of found kind of
Speaker 2: a sketchy workaround. I'll use that term, a sketchy workaround.
Speaker 2: And this sketchy workaround is this, it's not really a
Speaker 2: new law or just kind of makeing a couple little
Speaker 2: adjustments skier and little adjustments there. But you see, if
Speaker 2: you do that, No, you don't have to get to
Speaker 2: sixty votes, you only need fifty one votes. But you
Speaker 2: don't get to just say it's not a new law.
Speaker 2: There are a list of rules you have to follow.
Speaker 2: You can do this, you can't do that. If you
Speaker 2: do this, it becomes a new law. You need sixty
Speaker 2: votes if you do that. And the parliamentarian this is
Speaker 2: where this person comes into play. I'm not going to
Speaker 2: get into all the boring, brutally boring background of this
Speaker 2: position and everything else, but I will just simply make
Speaker 2: this little note on it. The parliamentarian who kind of
Speaker 2: gives the a orn a on this stuff serves at
Speaker 2: the pleasure of the Senate Majority leader, meaning whenever there's
Speaker 2: Senate Majority leader, if he wants that person fired and replaced,
Speaker 2: he can choose to do so. And we have had
Speaker 2: the same one for thirteen years since twenty twelve. Maybe
Speaker 2: you're angry right now, and you shouldn't be, because tomorrow's
Speaker 2: an Independence Day. That maybe you're wondering where the heck
Speaker 2: is John Thune. Remember that conversation we had, I think
Speaker 2: it was first hour, maybe second hour of the show
Speaker 2: about how there's a ten to fifteen person red state
Speaker 2: cabal of GOP senators who always keep their foot in
Speaker 2: the door so it can't slam all the way shut
Speaker 2: on American communism. That's John Thune. John Thune's another one
Speaker 2: of these red state senators who knows how to say
Speaker 2: all the right things when he's back home campaigning, knows
Speaker 2: how to sound like the most right wing person when
Speaker 2: it comes to an election year every six years, all
Speaker 2: over the television set. He's a big fundraiser, all over
Speaker 2: the television set with fancy ad after fancy ad, I
Speaker 2: love my guns, I love the border wall, so right wing,
Speaker 2: I love TRUMPAPA and then spends the next four or
Speaker 2: five years filling up the swamp. Lindsey Graham does it too,
Speaker 2: John Cornyn does it too. Mike rounds that these red
Speaker 2: state senators, they do this, and we're changing that. That's
Speaker 2: the good news. We are changing that. But that's how
Speaker 2: it's always gone. You know what's amazing is this is
Speaker 2: one of the first times in recent memory that I've
Speaker 2: seen it isn't working for John Cornyn because John Cornyn,
Speaker 2: John Cornyn thought he was going to run the same
Speaker 2: playbook that John Thune runs and Lindsay Graham runs, and
Speaker 2: Graham runs and all the other people run, and that
Speaker 2: playbook is i have six years in between elections, So
Speaker 2: I'll take four of those years. I'll take four of
Speaker 2: those years, and I'll keep my foot in the door
Speaker 2: to make sure communism can filter through. But then I
Speaker 2: understand I'm gonna have to run for reelection in a
Speaker 2: very red state. Who's not gonna like that. So I'll
Speaker 2: just do what's always worked. I'll take fifty million dollars
Speaker 2: and buy a bunch of television ads and tell people
Speaker 2: how much I love Trump and how red right wing
Speaker 2: I am. And then of course, the idiot GOP primary
Speaker 2: voter in the red state. They'll run to the polls
Speaker 2: and they'll vote for me like they've always done. Only
Speaker 2: John Cornyn appears to be the one who's going to
Speaker 2: find out. The GOP primary voter is changing, changing, waking up,
Speaker 2: getting more involved. He's getting smashed so badly right now,
Speaker 2: I'm almost positive he's simply going to drop out of
Speaker 2: the race before he gets Curb stumped in the election.
Speaker 2: Why the GOP primary voter remembered when John Cornyn screwed
Speaker 2: him badly After the Uvalde school shooting, After that horrible
Speaker 2: school shooting in Uvalde, the communists did what they've always done,
Speaker 2: and they decided to grab guns. You know, they didn't
Speaker 2: care about dead kids. It's not that communists always want
Speaker 2: to take your guns away. They hate that you have
Speaker 2: guns because they want to hurt you. They want the
Speaker 2: power to hurt you. They hate that they can't just
Speaker 2: hurt you. Whidrahs them crazy. If you could, if you
Speaker 2: could hold down a communist and give him some truth serum,
Speaker 2: he would tell you that confiscating your guns is more
Speaker 2: important to him than any other issue, because they just
Speaker 2: want to hurt you when you don't do what you're
Speaker 2: supposed to do. They want to hurt you and your
Speaker 2: guns keep them from that. And so of course they
Speaker 2: used another school shooting. They stood on the dead bodies
Speaker 2: of children and they said, gotta do something about the guns,
Speaker 2: the guns and guns. And Mitch McConnell turned to who
Speaker 2: John Cornyn to work with the Democrats on guns uncontrolled legislation?
Speaker 2: John Cornyn from Texas. John Cornyn, the Texas Senator, worked
Speaker 2: on gun control and gun control past. But if I
Speaker 2: have to make an excuse for him, it's always worked
Speaker 2: in the past. You can do in the past. You
Speaker 2: could do whatever you wanted in the off years to
Speaker 2: the GOP primary voter, and that idiot will still go
Speaker 2: vote for you every single primary. I saw him in
Speaker 2: the television. He said he's gonna build the wall no more.
Speaker 2: John Cornyn showed up at a big GOP event in Texas.
Speaker 2: This was I would guess six months after that gun
Speaker 2: control vote. I'm guessing on that that's not exact big
Speaker 2: old GOP event. They started handing out these John Cornyn lanyards. Now,
Speaker 2: these are all Gopers. These are the GOP primary voters.
Speaker 2: Someone took a picture of the trash. Can you can
Speaker 2: just see this online. Virtually every lanyard was in the track.
Speaker 2: They took off their John Corny and lanyard as soon
Speaker 2: as they handed them ount and chucked them right in
Speaker 2: the garbage can. Then he got up on stage and
Speaker 2: he got booed off stage. But it's always worked, that's
Speaker 2: always worked. Protect the swamp, Protect the swamp, Protect the swamp.
Speaker 2: Use a electioneer to act like you're gonna drain it,
Speaker 2: then you go right back to protecting the swamp. Oracle,
Speaker 2: do you hunt with your sons after not hunting? When
Speaker 2: losing my father seven years ago, I feel obligated to
Speaker 2: take my fourteen year old soon. Uh, My boys and
Speaker 2: I we went fishing with Grandpa. That was the thing.
Speaker 2: My dad was just the ultimate outdoorsman. Hunting fishing, that
Speaker 2: was his thing. He loved it, even when I hated
Speaker 2: it as a kid. My Dad's dragging me out of
Speaker 2: bed at four am and we're going into the mountains,
Speaker 2: freezing to death looking for deer. That was my dad,
Speaker 2: And so he started taking the boys with me. Obviously,
Speaker 2: I've done a ton of it, fishing and stuff like that.
Speaker 2: They had never done any big game. They still have
Speaker 2: not done any big game hunting, but they just recently
Speaker 2: so sad. Right before he died, they said, Hey, I
Speaker 2: want to go kill a deer. I think I'm ready.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go hunting. I'm gonna go kill a deer.
Speaker 2: And then we went on that final fishing trip and
Speaker 2: my dad died the next day. But the answer your
Speaker 2: question is no. But I really, if I'm being honest,
Speaker 2: I feel obligated now to take them because he's not
Speaker 2: there to take them. And when your son says he
Speaker 2: wants to go kill a deer, we gotta go kill
Speaker 2: a deer with your dad. Can't go kill a deer
Speaker 2: with anybody else. You gotta go kill a deer with
Speaker 2: your dad. And then I'm I'm gonna absolutely die laughing
Speaker 2: watching them try to field dress that dad gun thing.
Speaker 2: The same way my dad sat there and laughed at
Speaker 2: me when I tried the first time on my first kill,
Speaker 2: which is an antelope. I'm gonna sit there and laugh
Speaker 2: at them, don't get me wrong. I'll show him how,
Speaker 2: and then I'll sit there and snicker as they're trying
Speaker 2: to take his guts out and everything. Sorry, I realized
Speaker 2: I just grossed out a bunch of you animal lover freaks,
Speaker 2: but there's nothing I can do about it. All right,
Speaker 2: someone wants to join the military, we'll talk about that.
Speaker 2: It is the Jesse Kelly Show, a wonderful, wonderful Thursday,
Speaker 2: right before Independence Day.
Speaker 1: I am so excited. There's no heaviness tonight on the show.
Speaker 3: As heavy as ten boxes that you.
Speaker 1: Might be moving.
Speaker 2: No, we're just doing ask doctor Jesse questions and we're
Speaker 2: celebrating America. Baby, let's do some more of these, Jesse.
Speaker 2: I come to you and ask for advice on how
Speaker 2: to best prepare myself to enter the military. You mentioned
Speaker 2: in passing once that the reason why you joined the
Speaker 2: Marines was to mature yourself or grow up, and I've
Speaker 2: been thinking along those same lines. I've been thinking of
Speaker 2: joining the Navy, specifically hopefully the Seals.
Speaker 1: Do I need to.
Speaker 2: Start a workout routine or maybe pick up some chalk?
Speaker 2: Any advice would be appreciated, all right. So, first, I'm
Speaker 2: not a Navy seal, so I can't give you specific
Speaker 2: instructions on being a Navy Seal, but I will say this,
Speaker 2: you need to get yourself in shape before boot camp.
Speaker 2: Before boot camp, and I don't know what kind of
Speaker 2: a pipeline program they have now to go right from
Speaker 2: boot camp into the seals. And I don't know that
Speaker 2: because it's usually changing. For instance, the Green Berets.
Speaker 1: I know this.
Speaker 2: You used to have to be in for a while
Speaker 2: before they would allow you to come be a Green Beret.
Speaker 2: They thought they needed guys with more maturity. They didn't
Speaker 2: want eighteen nineteen year olds in there. They just didn't
Speaker 2: have any desire for that. They wanted you to be
Speaker 2: at least be in your twenties, that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: But I know that they're always trying to feel quotas
Speaker 2: and I know they're always trying to adjust things. And
Speaker 2: I believe, but do not quote me on this. You'll
Speaker 2: have to ask you a recruiter. There is more of
Speaker 2: a pipeline program now to go be a Navy seal.
Speaker 2: That's fine, that's great. Good for you. If that is
Speaker 2: your plan, you had better show up in elite shape.
Speaker 2: You don't show up to get in shape. You show
Speaker 2: up in elite shape, and even then your body will
Speaker 2: be broken down. And remember what BK has told us,
Speaker 2: because he is one of those guys. I'm not one
Speaker 2: of those guys. I was a grunt marine it's the
Speaker 2: four year grunt marine.
Speaker 1: But BK is one of.
Speaker 2: Those guys, and he said, if you think you're going
Speaker 2: to try to make it in, you're not going to
Speaker 2: make it. You are going to want to die. There
Speaker 2: are going to be multiple times where you feel like
Speaker 2: you're going to die. They're going to make it so
Speaker 2: you feel like you're going to freeze to death. They're
Speaker 2: going to make you so miserable and in so much
Speaker 2: pain and so tired that if if quitting is an
Speaker 2: option for you in your mind, you will quit. You
Speaker 2: will seventy five percent dropout rate For a reason, most
Speaker 2: people quit, and the dropout rate is even worse when
Speaker 2: it's cold because they have different different times. If you
Speaker 2: go into the mentality that you would go in with
Speaker 2: the mentality that you would rather die than quit, you
Speaker 2: will make it. Most people do not have that mentality,
Speaker 2: and that's very understandable. I'm not criticizing you if maybe
Speaker 2: you tried it and failed. Most people don't have that mentality.
Speaker 2: It has to be no, no, I'll die or I'll
Speaker 2: be a Navy seal. If that's your mentality, you'll be fine.
Speaker 2: But either way, show up in elite shape. And if
Speaker 2: I may I certainly understand the appeal of being a
Speaker 2: Navy seal. I do, and Lord knows, they have some
Speaker 2: of the best pr in human history. There's how many
Speaker 2: Navy Seal books, and there's Navy Sealed TV shows and
Speaker 2: movies and and I get all that and all that,
Speaker 2: and I get all that. All that stuff's warranted. But
Speaker 2: if just being a super soldier, special operations super ninja type,
Speaker 2: remember that every branch has that. And as much as
Speaker 2: I love to make fun of the Air Force, Air
Speaker 2: Force pjs are every bit Navy Seals. In the Army
Speaker 2: Special Forces, the Green Berets bad dudes. In the Marines,
Speaker 2: they're always changing the name. But it's back to being
Speaker 2: Marine raiders, which is what it should be, because that's
Speaker 2: really freaking cool. Do you want to be a Marine
Speaker 2: and then have like a be like a special operations
Speaker 2: Navy seal type Marine Marines have that too. The other
Speaker 2: branches have that kind of thing too. But if it's Navy,
Speaker 2: if that's your thing, If you're a water person, uh,
Speaker 2: that is one other little disclaimer I will put on there.
Speaker 2: How comfortable are you in the water under the water
Speaker 2: Navy seals? It sounds like an obvious point, but a
Speaker 2: lot of people don't really get this. Navy seals exist
Speaker 2: in and around the water, and they are going to
Speaker 2: ensure that you are unbelievably comfortable in the water or
Speaker 2: that you quit. The guys, you know, you know who
Speaker 2: makes the Navy seals a lot surfers. You know that surfers.
Speaker 2: And I know, if you're not a surfer, maybe you're
Speaker 2: dismissive of that. You think there may be just a
Speaker 2: bunch of potheads basically skateboarders on the water. Every surfer
Speaker 2: I've ever known had basically eight pack abs. They were
Speaker 2: in incredible shape. They swam like fish. They were very,
Speaker 2: very very comfortable in and around the water. And that's
Speaker 2: a big thing because they're gonna make you feel like
Speaker 2: you're going to drown there too. You're gonna spend a
Speaker 2: lot of time in the ocean, in the pool, under
Speaker 2: the water, water in your nose, in your eyes, what Chris.
Speaker 1: Yeah said. Sounds fun.
Speaker 2: But that's the thing they're gonna try. They're trying to
Speaker 2: make you quit. They want to see if you will quit.
Speaker 2: The goal is to weed out anybody who might quit,
Speaker 2: and so they try to make you quit. I watched
Speaker 2: some documentary on them one time, and this is a
Speaker 2: fairly new one. The guys he was, they were on
Speaker 2: the beach and they were doing some brutally long run
Speaker 2: and I forget I think they were carrying their boats
Speaker 2: or something like that, and the guys were all dying,
Speaker 2: and the instructor was driving behind him in a truck
Speaker 2: telling them, Hey, your mommy's waiting for you a nice
Speaker 2: warm bed. Don't you want a hot meal? You don't
Speaker 2: want to be here, and I don't. That's funny to watch,
Speaker 2: but believe me, that sounds real appealing. After the skin
Speaker 2: on your heel is worn off and you're freezing to
Speaker 2: death and stuff like that, they're gonna try.
Speaker 1: To make you quit, all right there? It is the
Speaker 1: Jesse Kelly Show.
Speaker 2: Turn that off, Chris, Gosh, that's terrib Why would you
Speaker 2: do that going into an independent state?
Speaker 1: You know what I need?
Speaker 2: I need an American song going in an independence stay
Speaker 2: ah ya ya yai.
Speaker 1: I am the Frieto bun Tito rey. I like Rito stornchits.
Speaker 2: I love them.
Speaker 1: I do I want Brito scornchits. I'll get them from you.
Speaker 1: I yi yi yi oh imd Frieto bundito, Give me
Speaker 1: brito sconchips and I'll be your friend. De frieto buntito.
Speaker 1: You must not up in much munch munch a bunch
Speaker 1: of prittos. Absolutely, you know freedom is not free.
Speaker 2: Hey, Jesse, we all love Hillsdale College. If they asked
Speaker 2: you to deliver a college course, what subject would you
Speaker 2: feel most comfortable presenting?
Speaker 1: Really? Any of them? Honestly?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: Chris?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Hear me out.
Speaker 2: There's something I've learned in my forty three years on
Speaker 2: this planet, and that's that there's no substitute for confidence.
Speaker 2: You just get up there and just work your way
Speaker 2: through it. Don't doubt yourself. Hey, Jesse, can you teach
Speaker 2: some advanced chemistry? Oh? Of course, no problem, I'll figure
Speaker 2: it out. How hard can it be to read that
Speaker 2: table thing?
Speaker 1: Chris? What's that table thing? Costs? The thing?
Speaker 2: Yes, the periodic? Exactly? How hard can that be to
Speaker 2: read it? It's a bunch of letters anybody can read
Speaker 2: that can't The president veto any budget, knowing he has
Speaker 2: at least thirty four senators who will not override his veto.
Speaker 1: No.
Speaker 2: No, listen, all right, so let's explain this because I
Speaker 2: know there are a bunch of happy people and sad
Speaker 2: people about the bill, the big beautiful Bill as it's
Speaker 2: been branded. Okay, Yeah, Like I said, there's good things
Speaker 2: in it, a lot more money for a lot, more
Speaker 2: money for ice. Because there's good things in it, there's
Speaker 2: all kinds of really bad things in it.
Speaker 1: It's terrible.
Speaker 2: So that's good and it's bad. But it's up to
Speaker 2: Congress to write this. The president does it write it,
Speaker 2: is not allowed to write it. He doesn't have a
Speaker 2: line item veto on it. Now, I'm not completely excusing
Speaker 2: Trump from any responsibility for it, because he does have
Speaker 2: the bully pulpit and he was trying to whip votes
Speaker 2: for it. But allow me to use this as an example,
Speaker 2: because it's a perfect example. Trump, as I told you
Speaker 2: at from the very beginning, he wants his campaign promises fulfilled.
Speaker 2: He gets one bill. Virtually every president gets one bill.
Speaker 2: After that the House changes hand, blah blah blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: You generally don't get two, you get one bill. Trump
Speaker 2: viewed this as his one shot for no taxes on tips,
Speaker 2: more money for deportations. So Trump, from the second they
Speaker 2: ruled this thing out was saying, just pass it. Just
Speaker 2: pass it, just pass it, just pass it. And he
Speaker 2: was threatening to everyone who didn't like it. Well, the
Speaker 2: bills as bad as it really is, it's way better
Speaker 2: now than what it was originally because the hard right
Speaker 2: people in the House in the Senate started chopping a
Speaker 2: lot of the bad stuff out of it. So the
Speaker 2: bill got better and better and better and better and better,
Speaker 2: and changed a lot while as we went on. But
Speaker 2: Donald Trump never stopped trying to just get it passed.
Speaker 2: He just said, just pass it, just pass it. Okay,
Speaker 2: but we changed this whatever, pass it. But we changed that. Fine,
Speaker 2: pass it, pass it, pass it, because he's not writing it.
Speaker 2: He's the president. He wants to do certain things, and
Speaker 2: the things he wanted done, he had them put it
Speaker 2: in the bill. And then the dirty scumbags in Congress
Speaker 2: started adding a bunch of corruption and fraud to it.
Speaker 2: And he wasn't going to let that stop him from
Speaker 2: getting his one bill passed. It was his one chance.
Speaker 2: It's not that I'm making an excuse, but it really
Speaker 2: is an excuse. It's an explanation. He has one shot
Speaker 2: at it. Just pass it, whatever it is. Doesn't want
Speaker 2: to major on the minor, pass the bill. We'll figure
Speaker 2: it out, and he's going to get more leeway and
Speaker 2: probably deserves more leeway when you hear things.
Speaker 3: Like this, this is better than expected, Yeah, Sarah, it is. Look,
Speaker 3: this jobs market is like the energizer bunny. Every single
Speaker 3: time we expected to run out of steam, it just
Speaker 3: keeps going and going. So these new numbers show that
Speaker 3: the US economy added one hundred and forty seven thousand.
Speaker 1: Jobs in June.
Speaker 3: That was well ahead of the expectation of about one
Speaker 3: hundred and eighteen thousand, well ahead of some whispers that
Speaker 3: we heard on Wall Street of a sub one hundred
Speaker 3: thousand number. So this is indeed beating expectations. We were
Speaker 3: also expecting a slowdown we did not get that. This
Speaker 3: is basically in line with May, which was revised higher.
Speaker 3: It's also good news. The unemployment rate was expected to
Speaker 3: go up. It didn't. It went down to four point
Speaker 3: one percent. That is a very healthy number. This is
Speaker 3: still relatively historically low.
Speaker 2: When you're the president and you've got the economy going
Speaker 2: gangbusters and the poll numbers show your approval rating is
Speaker 2: through the roof and you say pass my bill, it's
Speaker 2: hard to say no. It's hard if you're in the
Speaker 2: GOP to say no. Look, I know people, a lot
Speaker 2: of people in the House and the Senate who hated
Speaker 2: the ridiculous spending levels of this bild hated a lot
Speaker 2: of it, and in the end they kind of felt
Speaker 2: obligated when Trump six months in economically is killing.
Speaker 4: According to Triple A, gas prices are not only cheaper
Speaker 4: this year, but there are levels we haven't seen in
Speaker 4: four years. According to Triple A, gas prices are down
Speaker 4: more than thirty cents from this time last year.
Speaker 2: When you're doing that, when the economy's going that way,
Speaker 2: and the President gets up and says, I've got things
Speaker 2: rolling past this bill now, so I can keep them rolling,
Speaker 2: the bill is going.
Speaker 1: To get passed. It is what it is.
Speaker 2: Look, if you want to feel good about it, there's
Speaker 2: a lot to feel good about in the bill. If
Speaker 2: you want to feel bad about it, there's a lot
Speaker 2: to feel bad about in the bill.
Speaker 1: Is there something in it for everybody? You can choose.
Speaker 2: You can choose how you feel. I choose to be
Speaker 2: happy because tomorrow is Independence date.
Speaker 1: Baby. Dear Jesse.
Speaker 2: The not so Oracle, why were you a Carly Fiorina
Speaker 2: supporter in the fifteen to sixteen primaries. Were you a
Speaker 2: rhino back then or what does she not? I was
Speaker 2: shocked to discover this. Ps would you season yourself before
Speaker 2: eating or just quickly get over it? Okay, So I'm
Speaker 2: not going to be mean to this guy because it
Speaker 2: seems cool and he's funny and it's fine. So this
Speaker 2: is not me being mean, but be very very careful
Speaker 2: what you read on the internet. I have never been
Speaker 2: a Carly Fiorina supporter. I think maybe I voiced support
Speaker 2: for her when she was running for something in California
Speaker 2: maybe at one point in time, but definitely not in
Speaker 2: the fifteen to sixteen primary. I was a well documented
Speaker 2: Ted Cruz supporter. I didn't even remember Fiorina being in
Speaker 2: that primary. And again, that's not an insult to this guy.
Speaker 2: But here's what happens. And this is so weird for
Speaker 2: me because I'm so I'm so new to all this
Speaker 2: stuff still, it just seems so new to me. Somebody
Speaker 2: will will either lie on accident or maybe think they
Speaker 2: read something and online or Facebook or something like that.
Speaker 2: Someone will say to someone else, wow, Jesse Kelly, I
Speaker 2: think I remember him being a Carly Fiorina supporter. And
Speaker 2: someone else without verifying it, because people don't verify anything,
Speaker 2: no way, Oh she sucks, And then he'll go tell
Speaker 2: someone else, did you know Jesse Kelly supported Carly Fiorina?
Speaker 2: And then they'll tell someone else, and soon a complete
Speaker 2: fabrication like this has taken off and a bunch of
Speaker 2: people believe it. Now, I don't stress about it because
Speaker 2: I generally don't care what people think about me, which
Speaker 2: drives ab insane. But just remember, verify, verify, verify it.
Speaker 2: You listen to me every day? Do I sound like
Speaker 2: a Carly Fiorina supporter to you? Does that sound like
Speaker 2: something that is legitimate at all? Come on now, all right,
Speaker 2: I have one of the more interesting ask doctor Jesse
Speaker 2: questions I think we've ever had in my life. Now
Speaker 2: we've been doing this for almost seven years now, Chris,
Speaker 2: I don't know that I've ever had one like this.
Speaker 2: Hang on, Stity, is that Jesse Kelly Show, final second
Speaker 2: of the Jesse Kelly Show before I leave you and
Speaker 2: go celebrate America and then we'll be back here on
Speaker 2: Monday to do Medal of Honor Monday and have all
Speaker 2: sorts of fun than whatnot. So I got a question
Speaker 2: it's very interesting. Before we get to that question, Chris,
Speaker 2: do you people celebrate Independence state too? Do you have
Speaker 2: a separate one? What what I didn't I was asking.
Speaker 2: I didn't know if it was kosher or not. Anyway,
Speaker 2: Happy Independence Day to you, Chris, just wishing you happy
Speaker 2: you and yours, right, you and yours.
Speaker 1: Now let's get back to the question.
Speaker 2: Jesse, short time listener, longtime dog lover. I have a
Speaker 2: question about the graves of the three family dogs we
Speaker 2: have lost. How long do you maintain the area where
Speaker 2: the family pets were laid to rest. All three are
Speaker 2: buried close together, but on our property, the brush and
Speaker 2: weeds moving quickly. Sometimes we throw some yard composts or
Speaker 2: limbs near that space. I forgot to trim there when
Speaker 2: I mow the yard. Love the show, find a way
Speaker 2: to listen to all three hours a day. I thought
Speaker 2: this was so interesting because.
Speaker 1: All right, so I'm just gonna come out and say.
Speaker 2: We love our dogs, do we not? And yes, cats,
Speaker 2: But we love our dogs and they really are part
Speaker 2: of the family. They just are. They become part of
Speaker 2: your family for a while and then we lose them. Torrible.
Speaker 2: I have buried myself with a shovel in my hand.
Speaker 2: Multiple dogs, and when you lose them, it friggin hurts.
Speaker 2: It hurts, and you cry and it's awful and it's
Speaker 2: it's just awful. It's the worst thing. But you bury him,
Speaker 2: and then what do you do? You go get another dog.
Speaker 2: Almost everyone does. We always did it usually in my house.
Speaker 2: My dad didn't like emotions, and he definitely didn't like
Speaker 2: emotions on other people. So he's not going to cry,
Speaker 2: but he's so bothered when everyone's sad that he has
Speaker 2: to do something about it. I have to do something
Speaker 2: about it. So usually the day of the day we
Speaker 2: had our dogs die or put him down, he would
Speaker 2: get in the car and we're driving down to somewhere
Speaker 2: to go pick up another dog. That's my dad's way
Speaker 2: of doing it. That's my dad's not that was his
Speaker 2: nice way of doing it. You go get another dog.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's not the same day, but you get another dog,
Speaker 2: and it's not that you forget about the dog you had.
Speaker 2: You know, I can name all my dogs, Jake and
Speaker 2: Sam and Hank and all these other I can name them,
Speaker 2: I can picture.
Speaker 1: Them, and I love them. But you kind of move on.
Speaker 1: It's not a person you know, we love them. They're
Speaker 1: part of the family. But it's not.
Speaker 2: It's not your child, it's not your mom, it's not
Speaker 2: your dad. It still is in the end, a dog,
Speaker 2: and you move on. I think I think burying all
Speaker 2: your family dogs in the same area is a really
Speaker 2: cool thing. I don't know that you have to maintain
Speaker 2: that forever. I think you bury them. I mean if
Speaker 2: it helps you or the kidd ohs to mourn. Remember,
Speaker 2: mourning is human. It's good, it's good to mourn. You
Speaker 2: don't need to. Don't ignore that. Mourn if you're sad,
Speaker 2: be sad. I was sad last night. It's got sad
Speaker 2: randomly at dinner thinking about my dad. Now, I was
Speaker 2: just kind of down and distant the way ab would
Speaker 2: put it distant for the end of the night.
Speaker 1: It's on my mind. That's good. Moren your dog.
Speaker 2: I don't think you have some obligation to maintain that
Speaker 2: forever the way you would your dad or your mom,
Speaker 2: or God forbid, your child's grave. Now that's more of
Speaker 2: you kind of need to make sure. That's make sure
Speaker 2: the upkeep is there. Not saying you gotta be out
Speaker 2: there putting down flowers every day, but that's one of
Speaker 2: those things. I don't think ever expires. Think a dog's
Speaker 2: grave comes with an expiration date. What Chris, was that cold?
Speaker 2: That way?
Speaker 1: That was nice? I was being nice. Why don't you
Speaker 1: think that's nice? Chris? Do you disagree? Yeah, we be.
Speaker 1: That's where we did.
Speaker 2: We buried him in the art, and then the grass
Speaker 2: grows and then he helps fertilize the art, and that's
Speaker 2: kind of what it is.
Speaker 1: It is what it is. I feel like I'm sounding
Speaker 1: like a bad person right now.
Speaker 2: I don't mean to, but I can hell normally by
Speaker 2: the look on Chris's face when I've said something that's
Speaker 2: definitely gonna rub people the wrong way, which I feel
Speaker 2: like happens a lot every single hour. So we're definitely
Speaker 2: gonna get some hate mail for that. Not as much
Speaker 2: hate mail Chris as we got about me saying Jaguar.
Speaker 2: I was talking about the luxury car Jaguar. And you
Speaker 2: can't imagine how many of you snobby grammar nazis emailed
Speaker 2: into the show. No, it's jaguarire. Look, I'm uneducated and
Speaker 2: I'm white trash. I see the big cat on the
Speaker 2: front of the hood ornament, and it's called a freaking jaguar.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 2: You don't see one of those in the Amazon eating
Speaker 2: something and say, oh, look at the jaguarar. Somebody passed
Speaker 2: the tea in strumpets. It's a jaguar, okay. And if
Speaker 2: that bothers you change the freaking channel and get some
Speaker 2: gold from gold Cove.
Speaker 1: That's really important. Did I say that right? Gold Chris?
Speaker 2: Never mind, everyone can say that gold Co get some
Speaker 2: precious metals as part of your retirement account. Did you
Speaker 2: know inflation is still really bad?
Speaker 1: Did you know that.
Speaker 2: As beautiful as you may think the bill is, the
Speaker 2: national dead is going to continue to explode. That a
Speaker 2: debt crisis is not likely, it's inevitable. What are you
Speaker 2: doing to make sure you don't lose your retirement? Let
Speaker 2: gold Co protect yours? That's what I consider it, a
Speaker 2: retirement protection plan.
Speaker 1: That's what it is. Here's what you do.
Speaker 2: Make a phone call that's it eight five five eight
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Speaker 2: most people do. Wait until it's too late. You wait
Speaker 2: until the bubble pops and you wake up and you looking, oh,
Speaker 2: looks like I'm going back to work.
Speaker 1: I don't ever want that.
Speaker 2: I don't want that for you eight five five eight
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Speaker 1: All right, what Chris? That was funny? And now here's
Speaker 1: a headlines why you know, you know the thing emails
Speaker 1: We didn't get to you.
Speaker 2: Jesse my son went to buy a new laptop for
Speaker 2: college and he bought the extended warranty and signed up
Speaker 2: for the membership. I immediately made him.
Speaker 1: Go back and remove them.
Speaker 2: I think extended warranties, service agreements, protection plans, et cetera.
Speaker 2: Are a scam and a waste of money. What are
Speaker 2: your thoughts as somebody who used to sell these.
Speaker 1: Sometimes? And here's what I mean.
Speaker 2: They're never as all encompassing, you know the protection plan.
Speaker 2: It's never as all encompassing as the brochure says. That's
Speaker 2: a fact. But I have also seen them on large purposes.
Speaker 2: I would never do it for a laptop either, I
Speaker 2: should point out the TV the laptop.
Speaker 1: The answer is no, no, no, no no, But on.
Speaker 2: A large port, on a large purchase, if you can
Speaker 2: afford it without hurting yourself. I have seen those things
Speaker 2: bail people out. Not all the time, at all, Not
Speaker 2: at all. I'm not saying that sometimes they are. In fact,
Speaker 2: I would probably say most at the time they're a
Speaker 2: big waste of money. But sometimes they come bail you out.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna leave you now because I have to go
Speaker 2: celebrate the birthday of America. I hope you do the same,
Speaker 2: even Chris is doing it. That's all