Speaker 1: You are listening to table story.
Speaker 2: We went to a harem in like the fifth episode
and Jay ordered a fresh chicken.
Speaker 3: Didn't we think he was ordering children?
Speaker 4: They thought I was ordering chill. Yeah, I got real
fucking quick. Yeah, well, yeah, this is dust. I never
said it. The first thing I said is this place
is fucking dodgy.
Speaker 2: It's like that episode of Game of Thrones where the
corrupt city guard is like in the harem and they
bring out some like eighteen year old girl and he
looks at it and he goes too old. Yeah, and
they bring out some like fourteen year old girl and
he looks at me and he goes too old, and
you're just like yeah.
Speaker 1: The entire time you're you're like flinching. Your whole body
is like no, no, don't do it again. But I
hate it that scene.
Speaker 5: Dude.
Speaker 1: Hi, everyone, welcome the game. Who welcome, Welcome to.
Speaker 5: It's the ever flow. I'm going to put the other
flow in in this just to just to sort.
Speaker 1: Out we're dead. I'm sorry I got us killed. The
last time I fucked with you, I got a cursed book.
Speaker 5: That amazingly, amazingly, you didn't get a curast book last
time you did get a sort of blanket that wasn't pleasant,
an unpleasant blanket.
Speaker 3: That wasn't unpleasant.
Speaker 1: That was that was a little more than unpleasant.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you made it more than unpleasant by Charlas made it,
made it more than unpleasant.
Speaker 1: Yeah, just wait, just wait.
Speaker 3: He pushed it, really pushed it.
Speaker 5: We'll get to it. We'll get to that. How have
your weeks been, because it's been two weeks since I've
seen your wonderful faces except for Jane Connor, unfortunately I
have seen in that two weeks. Man, So we just
ignored them Tuesday like INTENSI. How have your weights been? Americans?
You're all American? Right?
Speaker 3: Pretty good?
Speaker 5: You know? Yeah we are.
Speaker 3: And despite the ship events that have happened here in
that time, I'm doing.
Speaker 5: Okay, Yeah, how about you? Tenchi? How are you doing?
That's about subsidus, that's it. How is Arden doing?
Speaker 6: Oh, I'm sure he's doing.
Speaker 3: Is he beautiful?
Speaker 5: Can we get a check?
Speaker 3: Can we get.
Speaker 5: Wow? Why? We just want to at least no, no, no,
we gotta you can have it. You shouldn't. You shouldn't
be doing that until we're in character. That's like the
only part of the campaign we actually look forward.
Speaker 6: To forget it.
Speaker 5: I don't want to forget that.
Speaker 1: That character.
Speaker 5: Is.
Speaker 1: That's where I make a roll for how drunk strings
gets every episode, and it scales the d C goes
down the more drinks I have.
Speaker 6: Like it scales.
Speaker 3: He did that, yeah, pretty much.
Speaker 5: So how are you doing? Connor? What? What are you doing? Everything? Goddam?
What's up?
Speaker 7: I've kind of become a jack of all trades now,
web design, I'm starting more audio production, uh, voice over obviously, twitch,
video editing, and hat wearing.
Speaker 5: Hat wearing as well. He's also got a nice little
red light for his window. He does everything. Oh we
don't talk about that one occasion the advertisement.
Speaker 6: Okay, can you be Miami Blossom in that? Can you
just take that role over?
Speaker 5: Because that is a that's what he is in real life,
Miami Is.
Speaker 6: That's where Brad got the name. Yeah, actually I came
up with the name.
Speaker 3: Oh, he's also a name comer upper with her.
Speaker 7: Some one actually told me from last episode Brad was
like my creation mind.
Speaker 5: I was like, wait a minute, sorry, everything, I forget that.
I haven't you have one fucking thing to look after
and you fucking oh, I have a single character and
I still don't know how a fucking barbarian works. I
actually know a lot more about the barbarian. Now, shoot,
you're bad, you better do. I'm ready for a Sunday
next campaign I run. I'm making you play a barbarian
and then I'm gonna make you you say that like
it's a punishment. Hello, I love to rage. Yeah, but
I'm going to take away your arms and legs.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you can still be really angry. Torso they call
him the Torso bearing is then biting attacks, all bite attacks.
As long as we have like a Galiath or dragon ball,
we just we just get a goliath to attach you
to a rope and just swing you at people.
Speaker 5: It's just you're going to have to toss me. That'd
be a really interesting character where you sort of play
both of them, Like you're a goliath who doesn't speak much,
but you have this head which is really violent. Just
swing and throw at people and then we collect it.
There you go. Next campaign sorted. Uh, I'm not going
to run it though. Tuesday Gray is, as we discussed previously,
yet on Tuesday on Tuesday's easy busy. But it's going
to be a campaign set entirely on a Friday. There, yep,
run on a Tuesday. But we can do we can
do that Friday.
Speaker 2: No, we could do a real time episode like the
TV show twenty four. Twenty four sessions of D and D,
each one an actual hour in game time passing.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, okay, you have one day to save
the world. Yeah, I think that could be. Well that
it's hard enough to keeping track of anything in D
and D, let alone the minu show of how many
seconds have passed? Uh?
Speaker 6: Can the world still end if we murder Hobo? Everybody
already before it ends?
Speaker 2: No rule as long as one of the hobos you
murder was the big bad evil guy.
Speaker 1: A D and D two point five strictly states if
you murder Hobo, the world is saved.
Speaker 6: That would actually that would be a really interesting campaign.
You have to kill everybody, but you can't get killed.
You gotta get away with it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it sounds like everybody. Yeah, that's us when we walk.
Speaker 1: Into a town.
Speaker 5: That's just us, though, Why are you looking around ships?
Speaker 1: Who's the easiest target?
Speaker 5: Who do I care? Everyone in this town? It's literally
the ancient dragon? What it is?
Speaker 1: You're literally darious, right, you're literally, Darius, the first kill
empowers you for the second one, and the third one,
so on and so forth, until you've gone through the
entire town, just windmill chopping every single person dunking.
Speaker 5: See I would have just said terminology.
Speaker 1: I prefer to not mix sports and electronic sports.
Speaker 6: Hey, it's a real sport.
Speaker 1: Okay, this is Tuesday casting message right now, just casting message.
Speaker 5: This campaign has not started out well today Tuesday's doing
anything other than place She's like, right in twenty minutes,
call me. I'll have to leave. Oh what's that a
terrible accident? Good? Oh no, I've accidentally hired someone to
kill me. Got an assassin on the line.
Speaker 1: Right you guys, are you guess not ever done that?
I pretend to get phone calls all the time on
the street, like Uber drivers starts talking to me. Uber
driver talks to me like, oh, would you look at that?
Speaker 5: It's my mother? Hello mother? How are you? I know
you Jay?
Speaker 2: I know you don't like mixing your sports and what
not with your League of Legends, but I hate to
break it to you like they already did it for you.
Speaker 5: So sorry.
Speaker 1: I hoped it was the dunk.
Speaker 3: Did you just say you I said, sorry, I hoped
it was the Amish.
Speaker 5: I'm back, I thought it was.
Speaker 3: The Amish call. You do not miss the call because
then you can't hear from them again for like at
least ten days. So joking, I wish I was joking anyway.
Speaker 5: It's a joke that all Amish people will get and
everyone else will.
Speaker 6: Just look at you.
Speaker 5: If only the people lack of technology, If.
Speaker 1: Only the Amish people, we're here to get the joke.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm sure there's lots of Amish people watching right now, viewers,
but they are watching.
Speaker 5: Amish people are known for their Twitch viewership. There high.
Speaker 2: High volume consumers. In this website, it.
Speaker 1: Says it says it right there in the Holy Book,
thou shout, bake bread and watch Twitch.
Speaker 5: That is that is, That's all they did. I crite
much Twitch.
Speaker 1: I wish that was my life.
Speaker 6: Dreads have got it. Dread have got it?
Speaker 5: I think who got it? Wait? Where?
Speaker 6: Oh we got it?
Speaker 1: There we go, someone got the joke. Don't worry, I
didn't get it.
Speaker 6: I'm in California. I don't think we have all it.
Speaker 1: It's almost like we don't even have to worry about
offending them other because they don't watch this.
Speaker 2: I mean, on the bright side, if you do offend them,
what are they going to do if a.
Speaker 5: Tray falls into the forest does it? There's no one.
Speaker 3: They'll be slightly disappointed in you.
Speaker 5: They will about I.
Speaker 1: Will give you a There's like a market disappointed nearby
with legitimate Amish people that make the best bread I've
ever had in my life.
Speaker 3: Damn good.
Speaker 1: That's like they're calling, is they They're like, we are
here to bake, and yes, please keep doing it.
Speaker 5: I'm never a fan of that illegit in the homage bread,
the process bread, like.
Speaker 1: That wonder bread you know, you say that that at
my supermarket. They're like real official Almish bread, Like no,
that wouldn't okay, all right, yeah, the fake image bread
out there, brad, Okay. So it's an epidemic, dude, it's
a plague.
Speaker 5: I barely know one amagh thing person is whatever I'm religion,
I don't even know. I don't even know what it is.
Speaker 2: I'm envisioning like some reporter undercover, like tracking the source
of this so called Amish bread factory and then going
inside and it's just machines going cutting up and mass
producing his face is.
Speaker 3: It actually also has quantities of heroin.
Speaker 5: And.
Speaker 1: They've used technology the whole time.
Speaker 5: Every person there is just a cyborg or android, and.
Speaker 1: Like as soon as they discover you, like a Beard
goes in, they're like, oh, hello, good traveler.
Speaker 5: Hell you suddenly work it out. You're sitting on a
whiteboard like amish it's an acronym for android.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, it's going to be topical. And can
we have Ryan Gosling chasing one of them as a
blade runner?
Speaker 5: I really want to see that movie so bad. It's good.
Speaker 6: I like, yeah, it's you won't.
Speaker 1: Spoil anything, isn't it the same? Isn't it a shot
for shot of the first one? Or is it a
new one? No, I haven't. I haven't even seen the
first one, So yeah, sequel.
Speaker 6: They're both long movies, and they're both very slow pacing.
So just heads up, don't bring too much alcohol.
Speaker 1: How am I going to stay in character?
Speaker 6: You don't during the movie? You could just you could
just have both Harrison Ford and Ryan Gosling having one
emotion the whole entire I live as strings.
Speaker 1: Okay, my day in and DAYA is strings. I wake
up in the morning with a shitty British accent. That's
my life, so.
Speaker 5: Do I that is my actual life. You know what
shitty is?
Speaker 1: Like I've we've done this so long now that strings
like kind of bleeds in sometimes, so I'll say just
a word in that dialect and I'm like, fuck, what
have I done?
Speaker 6: Like, I mean, you know, fairness, I'd rather have strings
bleed in than you bleed out. I wish I knew
the rest of the lyrics.
Speaker 5: Strings did almost die in the last session, Like legit
straight up died. I don't know if you would have died.
I have no idea. What do you think.
Speaker 1: I'm sub to Jesse because he saved my life. I
was actually so pissed because I was like, here is
the character development happening, and it's good and I like
this character. I don't want to abandon them. Oh you
fall down a gorge, Like, yeah, that's fine.
Speaker 5: I just the thing that I love another one, Like
the thing that I loved about it is that you Jay.
You were like I attach a separate string to everything.
You had a safety nest for everything up until.
Speaker 1: That one except for this one thing.
Speaker 5: And you didn't make a safety anything. And just was like, yeah,
I crawl over this one and that's the one that broke.
You rolled the one and fall like amazing, because you
would like there was playing was so prepared to have
been hurt.
Speaker 1: It was so prepared.
Speaker 5: It was a very it's a very it's a weird
It's one of those weird things as at d M
where you just put in front of people a rope
that's one hundred feet and they clan down it and
then a gorge and that's it. They just have to
get to the other side. And yet it was more
dangerous than half of the ship. What was what was
demon thing? We thought at the top of the tower.
Speaker 1: Yeah, no, a no, not bell.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we we just we just completely eviserated a ball
of gura in like two turns and took no damage.
Speaker 5: Yet climbing down the rope almost killed us all yeah, yeah, yeah,
it's the weirdest thing.
Speaker 1: And a blanket, a blanket almost killed us. Yeah yeah,
oh no, That's why I'm ten hit points off, Okay,
because I fell off the cliff. Yeah, that's why I
was like, hey, did we take a long rest? Why
am I at twenty four health?
Speaker 5: That's uh yeah, no, you well you guys kind of
actually had a long rest it honestly, because if you
want to jump in, that's a good that's a good
good sing as we're jumping in.
Speaker 2: I just want to point out there's actually over a
quarter million Amish people in the US.
Speaker 5: I did not know this.
Speaker 3: How about that?
Speaker 1: And they all call Tuesday every ten day?
Speaker 3: I stop freaking did That's what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: I stopped to look it up because I've never actually
met an Amish person, and I was like, how many
of them are even left in the United States? Is
it dying off? No, it's actually growing, growing, Yeah, it's growing.
They're over a quarter million now, where there was only
one hundred and sixty thousand about ten years ago.
Speaker 5: One percent. I can understand why they're growing. Like every
time I log into twitters, oh yeah, yeah this technically,
oh totally, I'm off. Yeah, I'm out, I'm out.
Speaker 3: Yeah. Around there the ride little buggies like one one
horse buggies barefoot and I'm like, they're basically hobbits.
Speaker 1: They're hobbits. That was my first size, their hobbits.
Speaker 3: They're basically hobbits New Zealand.
Speaker 1: They'd have the best time of their life.
Speaker 3: Looks a little bit like New Zealander.
Speaker 2: They're probably it's probably growing because it's like one of
the very few religions that has at least one period
in your life where you're allowed to do whatever the
heck you want.
Speaker 5: Yeah, there is that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, oh my god, you turned nineteen, go use technology
and then get a phone. What the fuck does this do?
I don't even.
Speaker 2: No, No, I think it's one that. What is it
like when they turn sixteen, they're given like.
Speaker 1: It's like a week.
Speaker 2: A week, yeah, spring, It's like a week where they
can literally do whatever the heck they want, as long
as they don't, you know, don't murder anyone. Yeah, I
mean to run out and smoke whatever they want they want.
Speaker 5: It's a one it's a one night though. It's a
once a lifetime purge period. It's like a week long.
Speaker 1: Right, yeah, yeah, well you know what I what I
learned from that race.
Speaker 2: It's a once a lifetime purge period. During that window,
you can do whatever the heck you want.
Speaker 1: Is it Chasing Amish that reality show that they released
about the Amish people that go to New York for
their like their sixteenth or whatever, and they all just
get shift faced. That's all they do is they just
go and they drink and they spend a lot of money,
they get ship faced, and then they come back. I
feel like that's like, that's like being you know, a
devout Christian and like no sex before marriage except for
this one week and then you come back and you're like,
I have to wait twenty years again.
Speaker 6: Fuck.
Speaker 1: At that point I'd be like, hey, I come back,
like a do you just get.
Speaker 2: Married or are they just getting married? And then and
then for like the first year of marriage, they're probably
having sex six times a day to make up for
the decade that they that they skipped out.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, that sounds about right.
Speaker 1: Let's play D and D.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's see this all right. But for the record,
I am now going to take part in a rum
springer three days out of every week.
Speaker 1: That is my life currently.
Speaker 5: Yeah, yeah, it's now. I am now going to be
my own like Amish.
Speaker 1: Brad starting he's starting Bramish Bramish Bramish.
Speaker 5: Where it's yeah, three to six or seven days is
rum springer and that forever, uh, seven days a week
frum springer.
Speaker 1: All right, homage people, welcome here Amish in the under dark.
Speaker 5: We already know we're going to run into an amish
Jorguard tripe. Let's do this definitely? Oh fuck, but will
it be today? No? Because the under dark slash the
underdusk is very large and new people are slowly stupid.
Speaker 6: What do you mean? How many hours has it been
since I revived Rogier? Can't think of a better word.
Speaker 5: It has been twenty three Okay, so i'll use my
spelled it so you guys, Yeah, that many hours. All
we did was climbed down a rope and cross. No. No, no, no, exactly,
because we're going forward. You've been on the move for
an endless night through this tunnel, multiple tunnels and passageways,
these sort of open caverns, cathedral esque caverns, winding mazes,
staltic might stalk types up and down, and really your
only accomplice has been the unnerving, unending, deafening silence, and
of course the darkness, which is everywhere and everything, overwhelming
and never ending. A few of you can see. If
you're lucky, your dark vision pushes out one hundred and
twenty feet. If you're a little imp, which is little
more than forty yards at best of gray and dreary visibility,
although towards the end of this long evening, this long afternoon,
this weary morning, they're not too sure. At this point
time is starting to Time is tying to twist and
turn down. Here you step up some sort of natural
stairs through some narrow chambers, and then you come into
this slightly glowing cavern infused with something known as phaser s,
which is kind of like a magical glow, like a
radiation almost, although it won't irradiate you. It's said to
have been the remnant of the forces that shaped the
under dark to rain way back in the day. It
is a drought word, but it's a common one that
you know, those of you with an inch score over
twelve no, and the rest of you are just like wow, shit,
wow colors. And while you're crossing one of these enormous caverns,
there's this this sort of magical glow illuminating some of
the walls, and you begin to hear a sort of
gibbering alien echo, this sort of chittering chattering sort of
starts to echo down the walls around you. And as
you guys are looking at this, the first cabin with
any natural light in it for a little while, And
it's not a lot of light by the way we're
talking like this, just an edge to some of the rocks.
Some of the stalac mites might glitter. You might catch
some of the more light stones. In this kind of
low illumination. This sound starts to echo from left to right,
and then from right to left, and then from behind
you and then seemingly from in front of you. This
sort of what do you do?
Speaker 1: Stealth check?
Speaker 5: That's the good hold on while I look at my
ball crap. Warlocks have so.
Speaker 8: Much one moment, while I emilate the entire cavern, split
the planet and left to them, fucking snake solid snake
here and Sherlock floams there.
Speaker 6: Oh my god, I might as well do it.
Speaker 3: I'm immediately like, wow, yeah, can I hide? Can I stealth?
Speaker 5: You may? You may attempt to stealth again, You're in.
Speaker 8: What the fucking rogue?
Speaker 5: Dude?
Speaker 3: What is the matter with you?
Speaker 5: Guys?
Speaker 1: Imagine like as I go to stealth, it's just like
a fucking va embrace falls off, Like yeah, it's it's obvious.
Speaker 5: Sometimes when you like you roll these stealth checks where
you attempt to hide, it's you know, you think you're
being quiet, not being as quiet as something. Now I
think you, I think you're you're at least aware of
each other, if not yourselves that you're like crunching or
maybe like you drag a shield against a wall or
a sot of my chem across, and again it echoes out.
You've got this chittering noise which is seemingly coming from everywhere.
And now you guys have definitely made yourselves known in
this twist.
Speaker 1: Quite literally looking at them both and going like really really.
Speaker 5: Yeah, well you're not that much quiet.
Speaker 2: It's like he's looking at the two of them, and
but Celias is looking at Jay and then he just goes.
Speaker 5: Hello, like as loud as hello, Hello, Hello, Hello Hello. Yeah,
it echoes out. Give me perception checks.
Speaker 1: How many crip fails did we get in one session?
Let's test it.
Speaker 5: Does it like the crypt failed session, doesn't it? Maybe
you've got them all like the way early. Yeah, thanks
for twenty nice. My familiar can roll his on perception check, right,
yeah if you want to, Yeah, you can roll ver him.
Does he have his own character sheet? Did you make
one for him? Yeah? You should, you did. If it
doesn't have perception on there, then it would just be
a wisdom check, does it Maison's id rolled a crip?
Uh maybe?
Speaker 1: Okay, this is the save to not get your eyes
scouched out.
Speaker 5: By spoils. You should be able to click on with
I'm just looking to see what he has there. He
gets a nine. Yeah, you guys. After Vasilius sort of
shouts hello and it echoes out the the chittering doesn't
seem to stop, though. You do notice that just after
the echo of Vasilius's words you hear some sort of
low moans come and sing with the chittering. There's and
then there's kind of like a noise, kind of like
a like a whale or something somewhere deeper within the
cabin arden. You feel like this is definitely coming from
ahead of you, and just before you're about to just
pinpoint it exactly, you're like, actually, no, it's definitely coming
from behind. No, it's also coming from left and right. Again,
you can't you can't tell at all where this is
coming from at this point in the cabin although what
you do know or playing PUBG is that yeah, we're
playing like beta pubgu and you really couldn't tell you.
What you do know is that nothing seems to be
rushing forwards towards you. It doesn't seem even though you've
made yourselves obvious here, it doesn't seem to be anything
particularly nearby. Whatever you're hearing is definitely echoing down the
caverns from somewhere.
Speaker 2: I'm going to start casting or I'm gonna sort of
working on the process of casting comprehend languages. But I
only know it as a ritual, so I can't.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna like tap everyone and then lash and go invisible.
Speaker 5: Well, let everybody know what I heard.
Speaker 6: And if I see, if I see Fairlight's character are
doing that, then I'll I'll start trying to just protect him, okay,
Raja and I will protect him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna I'm actually gonna cast that on. Yeah, no,
just myself. Yeah, I'm going invisible and before like motioning
to lash and.
Speaker 5: And gonna go investigate. And I just yeah, uh so
right now the je freeze.
Speaker 1: Whoa, my internet just died, just flat out my bass.
We're good, all right, We're back. Holy shit.
Speaker 5: Mine does that all the time. Sadly, it's pretty weird.
Speaker 1: Yeah all right, so yeah, I guess I'm.
Speaker 5: Just who's easible, just just me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's I figure she's stealthy enough she doesn't need it. Yeah,
but I'll like kind of stay right next and like
tug on her cloak every minute or so to let
her know I'm right next to her.
Speaker 5: Because are you wanting to continue forwards? You pretty much
have forwards and backwards you're in like, yeah, yeah, it's
a relatively narrow cabin tunnel.
Speaker 1: Yeah, gonna go until there's any kind of perceived danger. Yeah.
Speaker 5: I'll keep walking with him as well.
Speaker 2: And instead of like doing the symbol on the ground
or on his hand or whatever, he's just closing his
eyes and trying to do it in his head.
Speaker 5: Okay, uh, can you do it while moving around? I
don't know.
Speaker 1: I'll pick him up, just lay him, lay him flat
and starts tracing on his own chest to something him,
get him some dirt, and he just makes the room.
Speaker 5: Let me see if I can while moving. I'm gonna find.
Speaker 6: Out sever Roger carry him. So is this like time
cop if if his two characters touch each other, do
they like explode?
Speaker 5: No, because they're separate characters. But if we were doing
in sci fi time travel D and D, which I
shit you not, I am working on.
Speaker 6: Oh man, I don't know that you. Hey, look, it's
our future self.
Speaker 5: It's really difficult to do with time stuff with D
and D. But I have a plan. Doesn't matter, it's irrelevant. No,
he would be fine. This is two completely separate characters,
though there might be a strange, odd similarity at times
between them. It is almost imperceptible.
Speaker 2: The description for ritual spells at nowhere in it doesn't
say I have to stand one spot.
Speaker 5: It just says I have to concentrate on the spot. Okay,
so it's basically like concentration. Cool. Yeah, I wasn't sure
about that. So yeah you can. You can like concentrate
and begin to move forward. What is the marching order here?
Speaker 1: Probably? I know I'm ahead. I don't know how far
Lash is willing to go, but I'm probably twenty five
feet away from the party.
Speaker 3: Yeah, i'd be right up with you because my stuff
check was pretty good.
Speaker 5: Yeah, less than the middle.
Speaker 2: I'm just standing right behind Arden wherever he's at. He's
just kind of following him or look often his own
world doing the spell.
Speaker 5: Yeah, so strings give me another perception check as you
start to move forward. Okay, Okay, let's see yeah, turtain. Yeah,
you got you big into sort of as quietly as
you can move forwards, the cavin opens up a little
bit into a slightly larger kind of room. Room sounds
far less like naturally formed void. It opens up into
a huge void. The sounds come from the walls and
the floors and the very air itself. As far as
you're concerned, they follow you, that's your invisibility. It's fine.
They seem to follow you and sort of pursue you
at the time. You, guys, creep through a sort of tunnel,
like a limestone tunnel that's a lot narrower, and then
over a sort of rocky ledge across a galley, and
again this clicking, clacking sound follows you. It doesn't get
any louder, and it doesn't get any quieter. It's almost
like bugs looking around you. Guys wouldn't spot any bugs,
but it's kind of that kind of picky, clackly noise.
Then there's this grotesque slurping, oozing, dripping sound that's seemingly
immediately ahead of you. Strings, what do you want to do?
Speaker 1: How far away can I perceive?
Speaker 5: How far away? Give mean a perception?
Speaker 6: Check?
Speaker 5: Right? Natural it is in front of you five feet Suddenly,
I'm like immediate end out to last. I can't see
you well to Lash because she's right.
Speaker 3: There, like right, so I stop.
Speaker 1: Message to her. There's something eating ass right in front
of us.
Speaker 5: I run forward quickly.
Speaker 1: And back to vesselius U in the rest of the party,
there's sloping right in front of us. Mm hmm, there's
I can't see what it is.
Speaker 5: How long did this take? Like? Did I finish my
spell before we bumped into this thing while walking? Oh? Yeah,
one hundred percent. Yeah, you will have finished the speller
viboat now okay? Can I not see anything?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 5: And Lash neither? Do you? Arden neither do you? Though
you do hear it? As far as strings you're concerned,
it's right there looking even with the hooded lantern or
anybody who has the ability with dark whisi and just
a little ahead, there's no creature there. It's just it
just continues to be a very narrow tunnel, limestone walls.
Speaker 1: I mean a little rock, Is there any little tiny rocks?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Throw it like as hard as I can down the hallway.
Speaker 5: Cool, give me a D twenty fucking shit plus decks.
Why not roll twenty the stone. The rock launches out
ahead and a second passes before you hear it clank
off of a wall and then and then roll to
a stop as it kind of hits something ahead of you.
What you would be able to deem from that is
that the tunnel bends fifteen feet ahead of you to
one way. It doesn't hit anything. The slurping noise doesn't continue,
continues above you, around you, ahead of you. I'm responding
to him, sloping right. What do you do you see it?
Speaker 1: No, it's right there in front of us, but we
can't see it.
Speaker 5: Can it see you?
Speaker 1: I'm invisible.
Speaker 5: Poked with a stick. Whilst they're talking.
Speaker 7: You just hear Carlias just whimpering in the background.
Speaker 5: Can anyone see in the dark? I can see just fine,
look at the roof.
Speaker 2: Can I Can I see it with my not dark
vision but devil's sight, like perfect vision in darkness?
Speaker 5: Or is it still invisible? Do you have torches and
stuff by the way, No, my my like lantern, everything
is off.
Speaker 1: Yeah, as soon as we heard the noise, I would.
Speaker 5: Have Yeah, what is your what is your eyesight? Dig exactly?
Speaker 2: Uh, it's it's the same as dark vision. Except that
it sees also through magical darkness, and it basically has
perfect vision even in pitch black, as opposed to dark vision,
which lets you see in very dim lighting.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you look ahead and you can clearly see just
a pretty barren tunnel. It's not matt made at all.
It kind of goes up and down a little bit
or footballs. Yep, just a crumbling limestone hole. It's probably
quite terrifying, really, if you were underground this far and
you were in this kind of five foot by ten
feet winding tunnel. No holes, no creature, nothing on the
walls that looks slimy or would make a noise or
is alive or sentient in any way. Just a limestone tunnel.
The clicking noise, the chattering noise from all around you,
and this kind of slurping, oozing noise from just in
front of strings, maybe above. Yet there's absolutely nothing there
you can see.
Speaker 1: This is the description for what he sees on the
roof as well, because I told him to look at
the roof.
Speaker 5: Yep, it's easy to see the roof. It's ten feet
above you. It's whatever it is, it's not visible.
Speaker 1: I just walk forwards. Sure, fuck it I'm going.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you begin to take a few cautious steps forward.
Speaker 2: But wait, the serilus is just going to reach into
into like the bag of rations that we have, and
just pull out like some dried jerky meat, and just
give that a soft toss, like in the direction where
we go, the slurping stuff.
Speaker 5: Sure, you throw maybe one of your rations ahead. You
hear it land on the ground, just hits the dust,
No reaction from anything ahead of you. Nothing comes lashing
out to try and grab it. Nothing eats it, It
doesn't disappear, it doesn't hit anything.
Speaker 1: Fuck it all right, Well, I'm going forward, Move forward. Yep, yep,
me too.
Speaker 5: You take a few steps forward. The noise, the gripping,
oozing sound, moves with you. It's ahead of you, it's
above you, and as you're moving forward, it just it's
almost as if you've got it attached to you on
a rod and it's just angling in front of you.
And as you start to move down the tunnels, maybe
pick up speed a little bit more, the sound and
the around you just continues perpetually following you or ahead
of you and around you. As you begin to move
through the tunnels. Assuming that you guys, want to continue.
You can head so further in perplexed. This limestone thin tunnel.
It's easily wide enough for you to walk relatively casually through,
but it's still quite tight. Dips downwards. It begins a
slight incline by not very much, but you're definitely heading down, down, down, down,
further and further. Maybe an hour passes. There's nothing that
attacks you, Nothing moless you, nothing launches out at you,
but your mind's just begin to bend to this horror
of this unseen haunting. Everybody give me.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna real quick, third level m cast heroism on myself,
on lash and on Vicelius. Okay, so that's spellcasting modifier.
You all get three temporary hit points and you're immune
to being frightened.
Speaker 5: Nice, everybody give me a wisdom saving thrown fuck.
Speaker 6: Yah oh I do want to point out by modifier
on that and still rolled at eleven.
Speaker 5: Oh my god, you have an eight alright, who we
got let's see here? Hey just j W whoever that
character is? Robby A D one hundred. I love so fun.
Speaker 1: Eighty four eighty that's how many mind flarers have been
following us.
Speaker 5: Eighty four No jes WHI shall I send you?
Speaker 6: I mean, that's not a bad thing.
Speaker 5: Oh fuck on Twitter?
Speaker 1: Never mind? Okay, casting a spell doesn't remove your concentration.
It's only a concentration. Spell takes over another concentration spell correct. Okay, good, Yeah,
we're good. I'm still invisible. You're sending this to me
on Twitter?
Speaker 5: Yes? I don't is Twitter?
Speaker 1: Yes too much?
Speaker 6: You have a good Twitter though, thanks dev good good
interaction with your peeps.
Speaker 5: Soever the next hour or so, Strings, God, what strings?
Is leading the way? I think the invisibility The invisibility
spell wears off slowly over the time. It's one hour
you begin, you be leading the way, maybe every now
and then, lift the hood on the lantern to see
where you're going, sometimes walking in nothing but perpetual darkness.
Your mind more so than everybody else's, it kind of
loosens a little, and this kind of insane horror, this
weird madness falls over you as you are leading the
party ahead of you, Arden, give me a deciterarity saving throw.
You're in the bag bears decks.
Speaker 6: Pretty good for it, because are you at the back
of the raja probably behind me? No, Raja's ahead of me,
because I don't want Tom getting lost.
Speaker 5: Did you recast the spell on Rajah? Yeah, he said, yeah, yeah,
he checked off.
Speaker 6: Every time we go to sleep, I'm just gonna cast
it before so we don't wake up with him.
Speaker 5: Yeah, our sleeping bed with us. You guys sort of
make out of these limestone tunnels. Strings seems to be
pretty much okay, although he's led, he's led the way
through these tunnels. It was very difficult, no weirder than usual.
Speaker 1: I actually canceled my concentration of invisibility with heroism, so
it is a concentration check. It's a spell. So just
so you know I wasn't invisible.
Speaker 5: Ultimately irrelevant.
Speaker 6: Just want to be sure everything you do is irrelevant,
all of the players.
Speaker 5: It's fine. Yeah. You You come out of these tunnels
which sort of wind and twist and turned slightly downwards.
After about an hour two hours of travel, the horrid
sounds have faded, and as you sort of round a
final bend, you see this sort of dim yellow glow
and as you approach you can actually fell a moisture
in the air. And this has been very dry this
entire time. The under dark in dust Fell is sort
of colloquially known as the underdust because it's very dry
down here. In other parts of the world, the under
dark is famously quite wet moist there's lots of rivers
and pools and things in it. Unfortunately, the underdust is
quite dry. There is some areas of moisture, but not much.
This cavern that you walk into is a lot larger,
maybe eighty feet across sixty feet high, and you've been
in these cramped, little narrow tunnels, but it's very obviously lit.
Ya these tall, bizarre tube like fungi that grow in
all these clusters around the chamber. They illuminate lots of
these kind of tall orange toadstools, and then there are
there are these slightly smaller gray green kind of mushrooms,
and then these very large, like forty feet tall mushrooms
that are clustered in the middle of the chamber. There
are like walnut sized spores that seem to just float
around the area, and at the center there is a
sort of it almost to the first glance, looks like
a pool of bubbling water, but you'll notice that it
is kind of a hot spring of sand. It's like
a quicksand almost it's bubbling. It does appear to have
an element of water to it, definitely wet, but it's
full of like hot looking sand that's gurgling. Arden. Something
lands on your head. I just slowly, just like the
really close up movie, looking just kind of as you
walk in. Yeah, as everybody maybe turns or looks around
the room. As you each one by one step into
this relatively large cabin, which is lit at the center.
There's these huge mushrooms and this kind of bubbling pall.
Arden's face is clearly very blue. He's got this this
kind of night light stuck to There's this little blue
wet blob stuck on your forehead and it's giving off
a radiance to it, very blue. Is it?
Speaker 6: Can I like inside check it?
Speaker 5: Can? I? Is it? Is it hurting me?
Speaker 6: Or is it just making it like?
Speaker 5: It doesn't hurt. It's just just like someone throw some
potty on your head or something.
Speaker 6: Can I remove it?
Speaker 5: Yeah? You take it off, and it's kind of like
a squidgy give me a nature check the Indeed, here
you go. You know exactly what it is. So this
one fu is uh? This one We're gonna die?
Speaker 6: That's cool.
Speaker 5: I just rolled twenties today.
Speaker 6: Just wait for fair like to warm up. You'll did
the same.
Speaker 5: This is known as tim mask and it has it's
it's definitely poisonous, but only when it explodes.
Speaker 6: Okay, we're fine if.
Speaker 5: You squeeze it. If you squeeze it. And when you're
looking at around the room, everybody, you'll notice patches of
this blue light giving off a blue radiance. If you
pull those things off the wall and don't allow them
to fall off naturally, they will explode, or at least
arden you know this, They will explode into just poisoned spores.
And what you don't want to do is you don't
want to man handle them too hard. But yeah, you
you're aware of what this is. And there's loads of
them around all across all of the walls. As there's
also different there's also lots of different colors, so all
these things do different things.
Speaker 1: I am heading to my new best friend, Mark that's
covered in the spores on the wall.
Speaker 5: Mark Mark is my new best Mark. I don't know why,
I like just forgot straight away. I'ven't had three hours sleep.
Speaker 1: Yes, everyone, there's there's someone in the blue glow, someone
right there right in front of us.
Speaker 3: What do you mean someone right right there.
Speaker 5: Pointing pointing to like a cluster of just the blue.
Speaker 3: Yes, I don't see someone.
Speaker 5: No, he's right there. There is no You are hallucinating.
Speaker 1: No I'm not. How can you not?
Speaker 5: I haven't had any of those mushrooms?
Speaker 1: Have I wish?
Speaker 5: I tell everybody to stay away from the bloopy things.
I'm going towards him, a wall covered in this fun
guy he's in there. I need to get him. There
is no one in there.
Speaker 6: If you fine, if you get him out of there,
it'll explode.
Speaker 5: We have to save the nomes.
Speaker 6: Yes, if you help him, it will explode and kill you. No.
Speaker 5: No, he's telling me it's fine.
Speaker 6: But no, everyone you're telling me it's fine.
Speaker 1: I have to go.
Speaker 9: On.
Speaker 5: I'm going to try and just pull him back. Yeah,
give me contested athletics checks you go inside check. Are
you saying the stuff is poisonous?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 6: Well, the blue stuff explodes if you touch it.
Speaker 3: A flip and like land in front of him. They're
pulling him back. I'd like to like, you.
Speaker 5: Can always do flips. We learned that for everybody, not
all of us, Not all of us can be.
Speaker 1: Russia not even me, which like tackle me or some ship.
Speaker 5: Here's what happens in that moment, Aden, You take a
moment to try and work out if there's a man
in the things. You're pretty sure that Strings is crazy,
but there might be a guy there that Strings can
see that you can't sure what's going on. Strings goes
to lurch towards the blue blobs that are on the wall,
maybe five ft away from him. When Carlias you grab
him him quite easily, and he's maybe unexpectedly you grab
him pulling back from it, Lash, however, goes to just
randomly do a huge jump. Instead of jumping, she just
completely falls and runs into the wall.
Speaker 2: As I see her running, Do I have time to
react when I see her abut a crash into the waters?
Speaker 5: I don't know, because she's kind of falling over. It
depends what you're trying to do. Really, she basically just
falls over. I don't know if anyone's ever reacted to
anyone that just goes flash.
Speaker 2: Could I could I cast whole person and would that
stop her from moving?
Speaker 5: Does that work like that? I don't know.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I think it just fhrazes.
Speaker 1: The whole person isn't a reaction though.
Speaker 5: Does it does it hold you with force or does
it just stop you from parable paralyzed? Yeah? I mean
my deck save was pretty cool.
Speaker 1: I think I think he can only cast reaction spells
like as a reaction reaction.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if she had, if she had forward momentum anyway,
she would suddenly be paralyzed, but horrible forwards.
Speaker 5: And I'll give you. I'll give you the benefit destroy
you give me, Yeah, give me a wisdom savings throw
as he cast the whole person on you. Stop, what's
the what's the sad? No? No, she's definitely paralysed, all right,
that's absolutely going to fuck up your deck saved. Yeah.
Anything instead of lash you you go to jump, you
just trip over your own feet. And as you're about
to just rebalance yourself, just before you go face first
into these blue things, you're like, oh, I'll just put
my arm out and not go face first into them. Unfortunately,
you can't fucking move for some reason. All of your
limbs just seize up and you face plant a whole
wall of these blue.
Speaker 2: The option to just not pass it. If I know
that she's just going to plow forward anyway, it's too
don't get the forehead. If I get to her in
her tracks.
Speaker 5: You don't get to now you know, you don't get
to keep read read re reaction.
Speaker 3: I have to flip.
Speaker 5: You could have just walked around everybody, give me a
constitution saving ship face plants a whole wall, save Mark,
save him?
Speaker 1: And that was that wasn't a saving thrill the record.
Speaker 5: Wait, it's beautiful. It looks amazing. It's like someone hits
those big bags of blue paint. It just and they
these spores, these illuminated, gorgeous light blue spors just light
up the immediate area of fifteen feet around you and
then the spores hit you all. What do you want
to do?
Speaker 1: Strings, that's the same as my can't save. Just to
be clear, that's it's one plus one and I can't
save as well.
Speaker 5: Whatever you say, buddy, what I mean? Do you want
me to roll? I can roll?
Speaker 1: Hold on?
Speaker 5: No, no, no, no, use my feet real quick.
Speaker 6: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So when am I I I'm I'm trying to rip
them off. I want to save Mark.
Speaker 5: I'm I've got you well first, all of you. Well,
I guess no.
Speaker 2: First when when there's puff of crap is coming out
as I'm just gashous, forming myself so that I can't
be poisonous.
Speaker 5: Too late, You're already poisoned you all right, Lash, Arden
and Vasilius fail was carl Yeah, So first of all,
as you guys are hit with this, hit with these spores,
roll each of you, roll me D ten oh, just
for the It's like rolling random numbers. Yeah, random numbers.
And I wanted to.
Speaker 6: Wowsh y.
Speaker 5: Amazingly you you all, you all do the same thing.
So basically all these spores just explode. It's beautiful, Carlias
and strings. You are hit by these spores and you
back off maybe a little bit. They go up into
your nose, make you sneeze. As you clear the spores
away from you and they fall to the ground around you,
you notice that Lash, Vasilius, and Arden are all just stuck.
They are completely paralyzed. All three of you are paralyzed.
You can't move right now.
Speaker 3: Well, I'm double paralyzed, double paralyse.
Speaker 5: Hm.
Speaker 3: I recommend it.
Speaker 5: So I was probably here.
Speaker 6: I was probably trying to put the I was trying
to put the stupid little blue blood that I took
off my head into like a bottle or a jar.
I don't know how that's gonna affect what just happened.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure you can do that. See this we still
have We still have our ment functions, right, Yeah, you
can think, you just can't. I think. Or you can
do a message basically what we probably can't.
Speaker 2: We probably can't even message because I would be casting
a spell. But I'm going to use awake and find
telepathy instead, because it's not casting a spell, it's just
inherent and just saying.
Speaker 5: This is uncomfortable to Uh, who was it? Who? Who
is not paralyzed me? Such a strength and.
Speaker 1: Strong's wrong?
Speaker 5: This is rather uncomfortable. What the fuck I can't move?
It's the blue goop? You and your imaginary friend got
us paralyzed?
Speaker 1: What imaginary friend?
Speaker 5: That the gnome you were claiming was inside?
Speaker 1: Oh no, he ran off.
Speaker 5: He was never there. You're hallucinating? Are you sure? I
am one hundred percent certain if he were there, I
would feel it with my telepathy. Can I hear any
of this?
Speaker 1: I roll an inside check on him.
Speaker 5: I don't know how to telepathy works, whether you can
hear it or not.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's using the whole thing, so we can all
hear it.
Speaker 5: So yeah, that case, you can all hear it. Yeah,
you can roll an inside check on him.
Speaker 1: So he is going on, why I believe him or
not believe him?
Speaker 5: Lying? Come on, this guy's fucking lying to you. Mark
was in there and he ran off.
Speaker 1: He's gone. I'm telling you, he's gone. We have to
save him. So I'm gonna i'm lesser restoration the three
of them or.
Speaker 5: The two of them. Actually, there goes two fucking spell slots.
There you go, So you do two of them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll do it on Vasilius and on Lash.
Speaker 5: Sure. Yeah, the the two of you feel the release
of your muscles and stuff and you are free again
to move.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna crawl away from quick from the sport.
Speaker 1: And we have to find Mark Calias.
Speaker 6: Calias come here. Okay. I needed all this real quick?
Do I look? Heart of all? Okay, don't worry about it. Gone,
why hold on, hold on, hold on me, because I
trust you. That'll trust the rest of them.
Speaker 7: I feel like I'm being fallen into the trap of
like now there's going to be a whole ship with arden.
Speaker 6: All right, all right, Rasia, you look fine.
Speaker 5: And hybe a little bit of what happened?
Speaker 1: What are those I don't know, but Mark wasn't affected
by them.
Speaker 5: It's my friend. How when did you make this friend?
And how did you learn his name?
Speaker 1: Moments ago I saw him in the wall. He told
me his name is Mark, and now I have to
save him. This still god chasing after him strings.
Speaker 3: I think, I think you're hallucinating.
Speaker 1: I can't think. It's impossible. I've never done drugs in
my life. I'm only an alcoholic.
Speaker 5: Now I is gonna walk over to you, like pull
you down, but.
Speaker 10: I'm gonna slap but the fuck well, because you your mind, it's.
Speaker 5: Not you still believe there's a gnome in there. Oh
my god, I'm going crazy.
Speaker 3: Well temporarily at least. You keep talking about Mark and
there's no Mark.
Speaker 1: That's not that's not the part I'm crazy about. All hallucinations.
Speaker 5: I'm slapping him again. You're thinking like that.
Speaker 1: It's not real. I can't feel it. I'm not cold.
Speaker 5: That's you think I'm a hallucination. Now, no, you not,
But the other four are. We have to leave them
right all you guys.
Speaker 2: Do we each need to punch you in your genitals
to get them knowing it's not.
Speaker 5: Please don't no anyway.
Speaker 6: Rasha joiadah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm I'm going to cast a guidance on j
not Jay on on strings. I'm gonna cast guidance crazy
my name is Jay. So he gets so he gets
the extra one D four on his next role. And
then I'm going to try and can can I try
to persuade him that there is no such creature or
just like try to convince him.
Speaker 5: Yeahs off me. I'm going I'm I'm going to grab.
Speaker 2: Him by the ears and pull his face down freshly
box because Vassilias is kind of short, right, So I'm
gonna reach up and grab him by the ears and
pull him so they were like face to face, and
I'm gonna awakened mind. So I'm talking directly into his
head and I'm gonna use thermaturgy to amplify my voice
to like double volume so that it's loud and booming
in his head and go, there is no you are
hallucinating to something that affected you in.
Speaker 5: This Gavard And then the strings. While he's speaking to you,
beyond him, you notice that these these really large mushrooms
that are in the center of this kind of cavern,
they're very very I mean nature check or in history check, Yeah,
you know what these are. These are zirk wood. They're
kind of used like timber down here. You're also aware
that they're spores which can be taken from the under
side of the cap, kind of apple sized and apple shape,
are edible, kind of like a fruit and safe. While
he's saying all this stuff to you, you notice that
you could probably climb up the zerk wood stalks, get
up onto the the sort of three main ones that
are centered around that gurgling hot sandpole stepping up cap
to cat. You could get up on top of them.
And yeah, there's a little hole up there. And in
the hole is Mark and Mark. While sort of we
all here for Celia's going there is no Mark. You
hear Mark in the hole, small Mark, naked, no mish,
Mark with sallow skin and large eyes says, come, what's
the roe and he falls into the hole. Celias follow
me one moment. I'm the mushrooms.
Speaker 1: Mark told me that there's a word mushrooms, and then
we can eat them for.
Speaker 5: Afternoon. I'm running.
Speaker 1: I'm running as fast as I can.
Speaker 5: Mark Mark talker in the hole, give me an athletics check.
Mark goes into the hole, not the hole. Wow.
Speaker 2: I'm going to turn to lash because she was the
last one talking to me and say how important is
the lizard to this group?
Speaker 3: He's very important? Can you send Krean after him? What
if he fought? He doesn't know what he's doing his mind.
Speaker 5: There's nothing I can do for him. He doesn't believe me.
Oh well, I got on that bitch.
Speaker 2: I can paralyze him, but he may not like me
for that.
Speaker 3: That may be our best bet.
Speaker 7: Hold on, I punched him in the balls to do?
Speaker 5: What do I do? If? Do you want me to
stop him from climbing or not? You can eat them?
Speaker 1: Look, and I take a huge bite out of them.
Speaker 2: As he says you can eat them look and starts
reaching from I got nope, and I just pull him
off with a thorn whip.
Speaker 1: I am Can I athletic check that?
Speaker 5: You have to? Well, it's a.
Speaker 2: The issue, it's a saving it's a saving throw.
Speaker 5: The issue here is that as uh as the Celia
sees you take a bite out of the thing, you've
already run across the room. Yeah, and you've started climbing
up the mushrooms at the center and you've grabbed one.
You're hanging off the underside of cat. You carry on
climbing up from behind him. Between you lot and him
the area where this bubbling, gurgling sand paul is begins
to rise up in two distinct areas. Strings has awoken
something here. And when we come back from the break,
I'm gonna need you all to roll me some initiate.
It's just Mark, nothing to worry about. It's Mark right.
We'll be back in three. I'm going to kill Strings
when I get the entire party killed. See you in
a minute. It's your boy back once again with the
rennage master. All right. So you guys, notice in the
aftermath of Strings running and climbing up one of these
these Zirkwood salts up onto one of the maybe the
first cat, as he bites into one of the apple
like spores that can be eaten safely. I would say
you're maybe twenty feet thirty feet up. We'll say you're
thirty feet up Strings, when suddenly the sort of limestone
mud of that kind of sandy hot spring thing in
the middle bubbles and goggles and then pops. The sand
itself kind of rises up to about a height of
about eight feet, and then it sprouts limbs, and then
a sort of roughly bipedal form, and then it lunges
not at strings, but at the first things that it
sees in front of it, which is I would imagine
based on my map that I made where I pull.
Speaker 1: This thing's gonna hurt Mark, so I'm gonna kill it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, sure, whatever you say, buddy.
Speaker 1: Okay, buddy, buddy, they are gay there, but shambling sand vacilious.
Speaker 5: Yeah. Yeah, because you had your whip out and you
were gonna whip at strings. You were at least you
were heading over to do that. Probably, Vasilius, you're the
first one to see this. As you see this fucking
double shambling sand appear strings, you'll notice it as well.
Everyone else will notice it, and you'll see it, but
you you won't react to it. Unfortunately, everybody give me
some sweet.
Speaker 1: Thank fucking God for my lesser restoration, just saying, or
it would have been me triggering this and only one
other person able to fight.
Speaker 5: All right, excuse me a couple of initiatives as well.
I'm DM for two weeks. Jay, I'm doing that thing
again where we're playing, All right, what you've got? What game?
Is this again? Interesting? Then black. Alright, who we're missing here?
So zombie Raja and.
Speaker 6: I can still miss.
Speaker 5: By the way, zombie Raja. We have a winner. There
you go, it's that one. Nice.
Speaker 6: It was.
Speaker 5: Screen norb Zech. I butchered that because it's like a
fucking polish name or something, because instead in it you one,
you one out of all of the different zombie rajas
that came in. So everyone that threw a zombie Raja
up on the discord, thank you very much. I chose
this one just because it was the most clear when
shrunk down, uh as what it is.
Speaker 7: So.
Speaker 2: Even in that, he's better than everyone else.
Speaker 1: Send me the winner of that, Brad, I'm gonna send
them something.
Speaker 5: Okay, yeah, yes, just scroll up to the one that
says my try okay, nor norb. And then how does
how does cran roll?
Speaker 6: Oh?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah? Does he roll in a separate one
as well?
Speaker 2: I don't know, I don't think. Hold on, let me
double check if he rolls his own initiative or if.
Speaker 5: For a ranger it's on your turn.
Speaker 2: But yeah, but it's different because of Warlock. Stuff is
all different. Me double check real quick. I think he
just acts on my turn.
Speaker 5: Let me double check.
Speaker 2: Acts independently of you, but there's always a basic commands
and come up rolls its own initiative X on its
own turn. It can't attack, but it makes other actions normal.
Speaker 5: Cool, there you go, give me a dex roll for
it then, unless no, I won't have an inship eighteen alrighty, okay,
So there's our initiatives, all right. So the first person
to react physically after seeing these two sand gollumn looking
mud creatures pop up out of this kind of hot
spring looking thing in the center of the room is lash.
These things are one hundred percent trying to kill Vasilius
and the rest of you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, drama, bow and.
Speaker 5: Pop pop. An arrow launches to the far side of
the cabin and probably sticks in one of the further life.
Maybe you see like a cloud of blue explode in
the far side of the cavern, because this is kind
of a vaguely illuminated room, right so you can see
around it as you unfortunately missed that shot. You don't
have multi attack rights. That you're just done. Do you
want to do you want to do any bonus action stuff?
Speaker 2: Um?
Speaker 3: No, I'll just crouch where I am.
Speaker 5: I touching down where she doth stand the cilias I
am going to.
Speaker 2: I am gonna take a couple of shots at him
with my eldritch blast.
Speaker 5: Which did I have a program that in here? Don't
do it automatically for me? No? I didn't. Okay, uh,
it's yeah, hold on, man, I'll just do it manually.
All right? It is this? The first one is the
fourteen You've got two? Did you say? Yeah?
Speaker 2: I rolled twice, be firing at each one. I'm firing
both of them at the southern one.
Speaker 5: Alrighty, so one of them, Like, how does this look? Actually,
we haven't seen you do anything like this yet? How
does your just Baslope?
Speaker 2: We did it actually against the spiders, Yeah, in the
episode before this. But it's it almost looks like he's
casting a fireball, but it's it's black for starters. And secondly,
when it fires out, it like looks like a glob
of goop being thrown, like leaves an oil slick through
the air behind it. And when it hits, instead of
dissipating like fire hitting a target, it actually remains compact
and solid and it's just and it's like getting it's
just punching it in the face almost.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and this big kind of sand bipedal man almost
is hit by this, and you see the sand disperse.
It's kind of wet sand sort of sprays off in
every direction. A kind of hole is punched into him.
For a brief moment, it is moved back a little
as it's lunging towards you, and you deal seven force
damage to it. It continues its lunge. Anything else on
your turn? Yeah, I am going to migrate here, sir Cran.
I mean, Kran is flying around above you, probably roughly somewhere,
probably putting his cigar away right now, as he was,
no doubt laughing at you all paralyzing yourselves on the spores,
and laughing at the insanity of strings. Its smoker.
Speaker 1: Can confirm that's what we sound like.
Speaker 2: I know you can hold an action. Is it possible
to hold movement as an action?
Speaker 5: No? No, I don't think so. No. No, okay, uh, you.
Speaker 2: Can use the help action in combat to give someone
else advantage on their attack, correct, right, Yeah, okay, I'm
just gonna have Cran move right back here and use
help on Carlias. Okay, Carlias goes to take his shot. Friends,
is gonna like line the barrel up just in case.
Speaker 1: Like a little nudge of the finger like left.
Speaker 5: He's like one of those like you know, like a
sniper has the person who tells you the like wind
bear call that. He's not doing that. He's got some
little binoculars out while while Carlas is lining up his shot.
All right, zombie raja, what the fuck does he do?
Can you control him? What happens if you're paralyzed and
stuff like that?
Speaker 6: Whoa, I'm just huh and there he understands that or not?
Speaker 5: What is this? Like? What is the spell that you?
Speaker 6: I have to I have to give him orders in commands.
Speaker 1: Yeah, mechanically it's like a bonus action to move him around, right,
And if you're paralyzed, you don't get a turn.
Speaker 6: So literally, Roger and I are just going to be
grutting at each other.
Speaker 5: I'm trying. Is like just gnawing on your like armor,
just like fighting on your armor next to you, and
you're like, go and get the fucking Yeah, it's just annoying.
Zombie Rojer is doing it. That's pretty much it, shambling
sand one, What can you do? Christ, they haven't even
looked at you yet. Let's see here.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, what is this green thing by the way,
Is that a pool or puddle?
Speaker 5: Or is that the blue goop that paralyzed us? Which? Ah,
this these are all just mushrooms. Oh okay, all these
things here are mushrooms. Yeah, they're above you though, kind
of like there's a stalk next to you and above you.
I don't know. There's not many mushrooms under our room
auctions a k on moll twenty. Give me fucking break here, guys. Jesus,
all right, now, this thing's gonna shamble over a well,
it does shamble because it's very slight. It's shambles all
the way up to you, Carlias, like like start moving
towards you when it gets close to it. It doesn't
do anything, but it looks like it's about to reach
down and immediately kill you. It's kind of just moving
towards you relatively quickly. It doesn't do anything. It's all
he's done is moved. What do you want to do
on your turn? Carlias?
Speaker 7: Right, so what what.
Speaker 5: Does Kran gives you advantage on your next shot? I think? Right?
So for you he's gonna give you.
Speaker 2: I gave him help so it's literally like advantage your
plust or whatever you do, which is nice because it's
pretty flexible.
Speaker 5: But I assume you're gonna shoot them. Oh yeah, check
our attack as long as you're within five feet of kran.
Speaker 1: Ship to give you advantage. Well, do the thing? Did
you just realize? So I get two attacks now a
little five?
Speaker 5: Oh my god?
Speaker 7: Do and uh hold on, hold up. Yeah, I'm not
gonna go with Scott shot. I'm gonna go like Crosswell,
two attacks.
Speaker 5: Okay, I assume you're attacking them on this further away. Yeah, hmm.
There's a massive fucking shambling mound thing in front of you.
Give me both attacks. Kran is next to you in
your like the wind is gonna push it.
Speaker 11: You know you can fill that wind coming from gardeners
where I'm sure you let the right if you cock
it at a five to three anger your gut around us,
run and cut the one of the puck hear.
Speaker 5: Me, And then as you go to cocky, he kind
of like nudges your finger as you pull the trigger
and fire to crossbow bolts at the one on the
back here. Yeah, black black with advantage. So seventeen twenty
three and sixteen. Now, hold on just a second. One
of them hits. The other one launches just to the
right of the one. In the background. Again, there's an
enormous shambling mound in front of you, slightly obscuring your
vision of the one behind, and the cross bow bolts amazingly.
HiT's this thing? Give me the damage one of them already? Yeah,
the crossbow bolt, you see it like just slam into
this shambling sand thing and it the crossbow bolt is
then just sucked into this thing sand as it's shambling forward,
so it's kind of body is just continually picking up
and moving sand. The crossbow bolt does seem to have
impacted it and done damage, though the second one misses.
Speaker 7: Just so we agreed that the dagger of venom on
a bonus is that how I can active at the
poison right.
Speaker 5: Let me see here right yet, so a look, got
a venom. You can use an action to cause a
thick ball action to coat the blade. Yeah, but then
that lasts for a minute, which is pretty much always
the entire fight. And then when you use an attack
with that, they have to do a concave or they
take an extra two d can poison damage and become
poison for a minute, so you probably much have to
sacrifice a full action in one round, but then when
you attack with it next, it will potentially do a
lot of good for you. It's a lot of damensions
and utility. Okay, fuck it. Action action search okay, action search,
and then activating the dagger. Yeah okay. Yeah, So you
whip out the dagger and then you click a little
mechanism on it, and then you see this thing begin
to ooze, this poison that runs down the blade itself.
It is now coated in the poison for the next
minute or ten turns, and is that the end of
your turn? I believe? So, Yeah, be on a move, okay,
because you'd have indeed, all right, strings, so you're thirty
feet up for the record. H fuck.
Speaker 1: I hate being crazy.
Speaker 5: You don't have to be You don't have to be
consumed by the madness. Yeah, I know, I know. I mean,
as far as you're concerned, there's just another member here
called Mark consume.
Speaker 1: I want to save him. Man, he's in the underdark.
Speaker 5: He's not he's not compelling you by anything.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, immediately I'm thirty feet up. Fuck, I'm jumping
off I'm just gonna drop.
Speaker 5: Okay, I just realized what you're saying. All right, well
give me you'd have to give me an acrobags check easy.
Hey yeah, all right, yeah, you can do a pretty
cool jump. The ground below you is it's kind of
like soft sand. It's not an actual pool of bubbling
hot hoole sandness that you fall into and sink, but
it's relatively soft, so you can kind of land you
like an army roll.
Speaker 1: Okay, move ah, and then I'm gonna dash out. I'm
gonna use my my dash and go right here to
block off the other one.
Speaker 5: And uh, that's my turn. This one did slip off
this edge though, it just sort of sand rolled down
the hill because it's made of sand.
Speaker 1: Oh then okay, then I'll go I'll go right there.
Speaker 5: It's not as it's not as constrained by these like
looks like five ft yeah, forty five yep, you're good,
all right, Yeah, shambling sand is going to fuck you up.
Speaker 1: An opportunity as soon as it comes out in my range.
Speaker 5: Do your worst bitch, come on six fuck him up.
It's just said, how would you like to kill us? Yeah?
What do you do?
Speaker 1: I just yeah, as soon as it comes in. I'm
just waiting, and then I just poke as soon as
I see it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, as you poke at it, you see like it
pushes a bunch of this kind of sand out of
the back of it. It slightly reduces the size of
this shambling sand in total. It does seem to affect
it in some way. It's not like cutting a person's lung. Yeah,
but you are definitely reducing its ability to successfully kill you.
But I guess we'll find out how successfully after the
break after let's see here. So holy shit, it just
gets to do this without anything. Hang on, Oh okay,
all right, never mind. Sorry, I don't know how to
DM anymore. Hey, what's your ac seventeen seventeen? Not it
at all? Right? So all right, so this thing just
like just falls off that small ledge in front of you,
and then as you like stab at it, you realize
that its form continues to rush towards you, and it
just slams into you. You expect it to be more
of a soft feeling, but it's not. It's like being
hit by a fucking wall, and as it slams into
you deals nine plus fourteen bludgeoning damage as it just boom,
hits you.
Speaker 1: Fuck, I forget you. Guys have three temporary hit points.
Speaker 5: And then it's not over snake yet over. It's not
over yet, snake. Oh cool? Yeah, yeah, so you just
immediate Okay, So it's fucking as far as everyone else
is concerned, this thing hits you. We we see Strings
just be slammed by this thing. And then he's engulfed
by it. It just and he's gone. Strings. You are
inside it, yeah, be engulf You're essentially grappled. You're also
blinded and restrained and unable to breathe, and you can
break free with the concave of the mounds turn. I think, Uh,
I gotta.
Speaker 1: Roll a CONCHECKT for concentration?
Speaker 5: Ouch, what do I?
Speaker 6: What do I?
Speaker 5: How do is?
Speaker 1: How does my own? I just have to roll again
into the damage?
Speaker 5: Right?
Speaker 1: So if I beat fourteen on a con check, I
maintained concentration or is it half the damage?
Speaker 5: It's it's like eleven or the uh it's it's yeah,
that's a good question. I forget now, it's been a
while since I've looked at up. I remember, though, I
think it's like half the damage I took. If I'm
not a minute. There's a minimum, and then there's.
Speaker 1: If chat's gonna throw things at me, give a PhD number.
Speaker 5: Because it's gotta be like because or half the damage. Yeah,
you're right, there's ten or half the damage taken, whichever
is higher. Cool.
Speaker 1: So i'd have to beat at fourteen.
Speaker 5: Well, you'd have to be a ten because I was fine. No,
you'd have to be a ten. They were two separate damages.
It was a nine and a fourteen.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, okay, I'm fine, we're good. Yeah, you get
still have heroism, you're good, all right, Lash.
Speaker 3: All right, I'm gonna shoot at the one that was
attacking Strings.
Speaker 5: Okay, nice, it's a hit. Sweet. You also get sneak
attack because Strings is in it. Yeah, unintentional. Nice? Yeah,
So Lash, just another arrow, just pierces straight through the
things like heart area. You see a huge out of
wet sand pour out the back of it, and it
kind of lets out a moaning rumble from somewhere deep
within it might be it might be strings. You have
movement if you want to do anything else, resuming crouch
resuming crouch position. All right, so that brings us to vasilius.
Speaker 2: Okay, I am going to continue blasting at because that's
what we do. Also, do these things speak any non
language that I can detect with montal lepathy?
Speaker 5: Can I communicate with them in any way? It says.
Speaker 2: The exact text is I can communicate with them if
they speak at least one language.
Speaker 5: It does not have to be a language that we
have in common. Yeah, attempting to sort of feel this
thing out, like pierce this thing's brain and try and
get any level of semblance of language or like higher
intelligence out of it. You sense nothing. It's like white
noise as far as you can tell, this thing doesn't
know any languages, or is it too dumb or is
not a thing that speaks.
Speaker 2: I suppose the time for diplomacy is over and I'm
just gonna go for the blast, which I'm trying to
figure out, by the way, how I add that as
an attack?
Speaker 5: And I can't find the option to do so, I
think on these new ones, and I might be wrong.
You have to open up. Let me just quickly try
it because it might be quick crash lap, and then
you make sure that it's an attack with the output.
Speaker 1: Can I can do it on the sheet if you
want to keep going.
Speaker 5: I'm just trying it now. Don't touch anything to break everything.
That's it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I see I would put attack. Yeah, okay, I
got it. I can I can do it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I think you might be able to drag it
in once you've opened up the attack thing. I can't remember.
I'll fix it now that I see where you change
the option.
Speaker 2: I rolled eighteen and a twenty on my two attacks,
both of them targeting the one that's holding strings.
Speaker 5: Yeah, let's say eighteen and twenty two hits eight damage
and eight damage. Nice. So yeah again, the Eldrich blast
just slams this thing. This arrow goes through it. These
two like invisible fists strike this giant shambling mound, and
it just busts sand like burst sand vessels. This wet,
sticky sand hits the ground and you feel a bunch
of damage to it. And that brings us a cran.
Speaker 1: I assume, how's it looking from the inside?
Speaker 5: Is it?
Speaker 1: Is it hurt from the inside? You can't see anything,
you're blind. I am now one with this creature.
Speaker 5: I know it.
Speaker 1: I've become the shambling sayd.
Speaker 2: Okay, I'm gonna have I'm gonna have cran just kind
of go airborne flight over it to right about here
and use the help action on strings so that when
he does his next can check, he can get advantage.
Speaker 5: M hm okay, yeah, I'll allow it. Why not? Just
just like a tiny little hand trying to pull him out.
Zombie Rajah continues to chew on Arden, just on a
piece of Arden's He's on the axe or whatever, just
chewing on the edge of the axe, cutting open his
own Gum's fine. Oh here, well you can't. You're trying
to tell him not to, but that's what he's doing.
He is cutting for his own.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's a smart zambiad.
Speaker 6: I just wanted to rule.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm sorry, that's fine. Uh is going to lift
its large body up and attempt to kill Carlias. What
is your ac please, Carlias? Fifteen? Fifteen? Great your teeth, boy?
This is gorm sting nine again, No eight, I can't count,
and eleven, uh bludgeoning damage separately taken nine and an eleven.
Pretty much exactly the same thing is going to happen here.
This this shambling mountain lift like its body just forms
a wave of quick sand and then just bang, it
just hits you. Parlias you feel like you're hit by
a wall and then you're lost in a just dark,
sand filled.
Speaker 6: World.
Speaker 5: You are engulfed by this as well, you're inside of it.
You too are grappled, blinded, restrained, and unable to breathe.
But it is your turn. I guess you can do
stuff from in here. I was I was gonna ask,
since it.
Speaker 7: Kind of engulfs me, would it automatically get poisoned by
the blade?
Speaker 6: No?
Speaker 2: Ask if you can have advantage on stabbing it because
you're inside it and you can't possibly miss.
Speaker 5: Well, I guess we have to look at what has
happened to you here. So you are blind, which, like
normally blind would give you disadvantage on attacks that you cite,
but you can't miss. It's impossible to miss, so I
feel like that wouldn't be the case here unless I
get a crip one which hey roll twe Then you
stab yourself restrained, your speed becomes zero. You don't get
any bonus speed. Attack rolls against you from this creature
have advantage, and your attack rolls have disadvantage. So yeah,
you have disadvantage. I don't know how because you're inside
this thing, but I guess you'd get the fucking mess.
Speaker 1: The way that it works inside is like you have
to actually muster the.
Speaker 5: Energy to slash, and you're also running out of the work.
Yeah really, I mean unless they literally leave you in
here all night. I think you're good. I think breath
is based on your strengths that or something like that.
But it's a ridiculous amount once you calculate it to
the point like it's only fair, Like could possibly ever
calculate the breath rule? And I can't because I'm too
dumb and too tired, So we won't worry too much
about it. I remember that pretty much every character.
Speaker 2: The breath for stupid, Like everyone in D and D
can hold their breath for like four minutes.
Speaker 5: It's crazy, insane because it's based on a weird number
that is in real life. So Carlas, you can still
do stuff if you want to attack this thing, you
have disadvantage. Yeah, Dagger of Venom. I don't understand how
you get out of this. It doesn't say that you
can ever get out. I think you're in it forever
until it dies.
Speaker 1: Like it doesn't I'm getting out, I tell you what.
Speaker 5: Oh no, no, no, you can I'm just dumb uh, Well,
we don't want to tell you. Yeah, no, you can
attempt to escape, sorry, you can. You can roll back
that dagger venom on your turn. I guess all it
does is say that you escape DC. So I guess
it's you know you, you tell me how you want
to try and escape and as a DC for it
if you want to try it, or you can just
start fucking flailing around from inside of it. All right, sure,
I'll try and skip. All right, how are you trying
to escape? I'm trying to think, what do you feel
like doing? Best solution? I guess like doggy paddle out,
swimming out, all right, give me an acrobatics check what ty? Yeah,
you like it? It's like it's like like Phelps front
crawl level butterfly out at the fucking top of it,
like a dolphin. Launch yourself out of the fucking side
of this Thing's ahead, flip double pike, tuck land arms
up in the air, a bunch of invisible people that
only strings can see, all these little gnomes hold up
ten cards in the background, and you are out of
this thing like straight away. I'll put you here. I
feel like that's probably the only place that you would
have jumped out, and yeah, that's your first action to escape. Congrats,
you are out of the shambling sand. You still have
a bonus action or a movement, can I? So? Can
I drink a potion on the bonus No? Not unless
the potion says you can. But I don't think anything
you have does that. Only lash can drink on bonus.
Well shit, so it was brough. No, that's my time.
Pretty Much everything that you can do on a bonus
action just says on a bonus action you can blah
blah blah. I think for you, it's only that grit thing.
I don't think there's anything else. All right, So you
burst out of this thing, you land next to it,
spit some sand out from your mouth, no doubt, and
then strengths. You may attempt to do the same.
Speaker 1: Thunder wave third level from the inside of this thing.
Speaker 5: All right, go for it. Unfortunately, No, yeah, you're good.
Speaker 1: Uh is that really a third level? That's not? Oh yeah,
there's two D eight Okay.
Speaker 5: It makes it safe. So what happens?
Speaker 1: It takes nine damage then, and it's not pushed away
from me.
Speaker 5: That's a shame, okay, right, Just so I know for
my next tone is a cantrip? Can I use a
cantrip on Obamas? It depends on the cantrips macro No,
I don't think so. Again, if you look at what
it says, it will say bonus action and you can
press a little cog next to the spell and it
will drop down the list and it says like when
you cast it coming, but it says like time or
something like that next to it. So from inside of
one of the shambling sands, there's just a and the
sand probably just does like a like some some sand
is launched off the side of it. It just rose and
then yeah, strings on the inside for sure, I'm going
to it shrinks a little. Hmmm, that's all I've got. Oh,
I thought that would do more damage for Fox six.
It's a it's a good idea. It's a good idea.
Does shambling sand above you? Mm hmmmm, give me a
con save these strings?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: He has advantage on the save right or because he
hasn't used Crand's help yet.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, do you get advantage on yeah? Yeah yeah
eighteen nice? Yeah.
Speaker 6: So you.
Speaker 5: This this thing around you is crushing and uh suffocate you,
but you sort of steel yourself against any damage that
you might take from that for these past six seconds
and continue to survive. However, hmm, this thing is going
to attack Kran because is why wouldn't it What is
Kran's AC? Does it fucking have and AC? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Krans AC is thirteen and he is invisible, so it's disadvantaged.
Does the thing, even though he's there, does enough to
do perception to even know that because he hasn't attacked
it or come out of stealth.
Speaker 1: And he's invisible.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Oh, actually it has blind sight, so I think
it does know he's there. Oh yeah, if it does blindside,
it can just sense of celebrations.
Speaker 2: Then line invisible. Yeah, freaking under dark.
Speaker 5: Salts the uh thing fucking just max Kran dealing thirteen
and then well bludgeoning damage in total to Kran. I
think that I think you have to manually write Kran's
HP down somewhere because there's nothing on the sheet that
will let you well, I mean like nine h P.
So it just like smacks him and he like he's
gone Crans like our ship and explodes into glitter, cigars
and ash. The glitter turns to ash by the time
it so I guess Kran Is just gone, Yeah, I
have to re summon him after.
Speaker 6: I can't wait, I have to.
Speaker 2: I have to infinitely re summon him. Every time you
get smacked into a bitter uh.
Speaker 5: So he hates me. This is probably why they've probably
been through this a million. I've probably gotten him exploded,
like multiply. He probably really liked him the first time
you met him, like, hey, nice to meet you. How's
he going now He's like fuck you straight away. Somewhere
on another plane, Cran appears like, ah, do you know
how much that stings? The shambling sand? So I can move?
I think.
Speaker 2: Grapple it back, man, Jay, just grapple it back from
the inside.
Speaker 1: Move find it Sandy Hart and rip it out.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it can move. It moves with you. Just fine.
I think shambles away and heads over.
Speaker 1: To closer to the other one.
Speaker 2: You can actually grapple it back. I'm not I'm not kidding.
I don't think it would actually help us at all,
but you can't.
Speaker 5: Right the Yeah, the shambling sands now are kind of
blocking you guys in in this little corner behind you
is that sort of limestone tunnel short tunnel there, And
as you get pushed up and against the wall a
little closer. Lash. What do you want to do?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm going to fire at the one I fired
out last time, the one that seems most injured.
Speaker 5: That's a hit. Hey, I'm girl sneak attack as well.
Speaker 1: S sneak attack is broken. All this is what I
have to do, man, I just have to get engulfed
by every enemy from now on.
Speaker 5: So yeah, you just launch another arrow at this thing
and it just you see this thing, like the side
of its head just explodes a bunch of sand lands
on the mushroom to just to it's left it again,
it seems to decrease. Now, this one seems to have
decreased from like it's eight foot self down to maybe
like seven feet. It's definitely shrinking with every strike. It's
moving a little slower. You're starting to really do some
damage to this one. Anything else on your turn?
Speaker 3: I just have a tiny globe of slap, but looks
like my back is to a boulder, So I'll go
right up against it.
Speaker 5: And crouches the celias.
Speaker 2: Are you ready for the the Are you ready for
some fair lighting? This This mushroom right here, how thick?
How thick is the stalk holding it up. The stalk
is five feet thick diameter or radius radius perfect, Okay,
I want to I want to try and collapse this
mushroom so that it falls onto the shambling stand.
Speaker 5: Okay, how do you propose to do that?
Speaker 2: I because I can with my thorn whip, I can pull,
I can pull a whatever my target is closer.
Speaker 5: So if I were to how bars this one? Two three, four? Yeah?
If I were to move.
Speaker 2: Right here, yeah, and thorn whip pull this thing down
on top of it, can I attempt to do that?
Speaker 5: Yes? All right.
Speaker 2: I don't know if it has an armor class for
thorn whip to roll against.
Speaker 5: It does have an ICA and a damage threshold, yeah, okay,
it's a thing that does have Okay, so all right,
melee spell tack.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I need to call it this one as an
attack as well, so it's a melee spell attacks.
Speaker 5: Let's roll on. My role is that nineteen boom you
thorn whip and grab the trunk of this relatively unstable,
thin looking it's a mushroom, right, It's not made out wood.
It's not one of these big ones in the center.
So yeah, you can give me some damage The damage
is ten. You you see a split, a crack around
the base of where this thing is, and you see
it bend and lurge and it cracks. But it's not
quite enough to actually break this thing and bring it down,
although you're pretty sure this will work, Dae. It's like
trying to break a tree, but it's.
Speaker 2: Instead of recasting thorn, whip next turn, if possible, I
want to just leave the thorn connected to it and
just be ready to pull.
Speaker 5: Again on the next turn. Yes. Absolutely. Zombie Raja is
now biting on Arden's backpack, gnawing at the bottom of it.
If he continues to do this, all of Arden's stuff
will fall out onto the ground. Oh my god, Arden,
what are you thinking right now?
Speaker 6: I'm wiggling my eyebrows trying to, like in vain move
and do stuff, and I'm just grunting at Raja.
Speaker 1: Can he can he not make any say? Is it
perma paralysis?
Speaker 5: None of you have helped him, None of us have
even attempted to get him up.
Speaker 6: I was laughing. I was like, I'm in a minor
restoration and I'm like, watch him say lash, slash and vasilia.
That's about Hey, I already knew exactly what we were
gonna do too. I was like, yeah, he's just got
him and Roger are just gonna be grunting at each other.
Speaker 5: Uh sorry, Tenchi the Shamberlins. All right, let's see which
one of you does it like? It likes the look
of lash yum yum yum, says the shambling sand in
its non language, as it delf up high it actually
what is your see? I think's actually gonna find fifteen?
All right, so miss is one of its slam attacks,
though it does hit you with another you kind of
like duck down or whatever. So you don't you like
able to definitely avoid like some of this wash of
like sand that hardens up as it's about to hit you,
but not the entirety of it as fuck me, dude,
this one's a bad one. Unfortunately it does. Though, as
you like move out of the way, you notice that
that was just almost a fake out as the rest
of this sand columns down and boom hit.
Speaker 3: Can I react on guinea dodge?
Speaker 5: Oh? What is that?
Speaker 3: When an attacker that you can see it hits you
with an attack, you can use your reaction to have
the attack damage.
Speaker 5: It's the rogues only ever take half damage or ridiculous? Absolutely,
what does it do? Consumer reaction?
Speaker 3: Yes, it's a reaction. I can only use it as
a reaction, and it is has the damage.
Speaker 5: That's a good time to do it, because this thing
just did seventeen budgeoning damage to your head. It's about
to hit you on the head and you dodge someone
out of the way, it does clip you on the beak,
So you'll take what eight budgeoning damage from the shambling sand.
That's where it ends its turn, and Carlias, it is
your turn.
Speaker 7: The dagger still has poison, right, Yes, sir, I can
have another attack.
Speaker 5: There's a multi tack. Yeah, no, you always have multi attack.
You're still technically a fighter, so your proficient with all
your bullshit. Amazingly, somehow an enormous, great, big shambling sand
thing is in front of you, and you it, and
you see the sand move out of the way of
your arm as you do so, and you bring the
dagger back across the front of it, and the thing
seems to swirl its body away from you as it's
sort of slamming down towards lash. You're swinging in and
out and you just miss both strikes. With your dagger
of venom? Which one are you trying to is a
gun slinger another slider? I was trying to attack the
one that is attacking lash not okay, somehow, unfortunately you
just miss the shambling sand strings inside thunder Wave yet again? Yeah,
how fucked up is this thing? Can I tell? Like,
can I a rampage nature chair? Now that I'm basically
fucking it, it's going to die imminently Thunderwave third level again?
Speaker 1: Okay, twenty six points of damage and say.
Speaker 5: That's a fail. Twenty six tasty hm tasty full damage?
Speaker 1: Right, yep?
Speaker 5: If I'm not mistaken, it gets pushed away from me too.
Hey yeah, that's pretty.
Speaker 1: And the other one should take damage as well.
Speaker 5: Does this affect allies as well? Yes? Yep? Wait how
far is it?
Speaker 1: It's well, I mean, I guess, okay, so I Strings
wouldn't know you was there. It's up to you if
this would affect the other one, because if if it
affects the other one, then it'd have to affect teammates.
But if it was contained by the by the the monster,
then it wouldn't affect anyone. But it's a fifteen foot
cube originating from.
Speaker 5: Me, I mean just going.
Speaker 2: I mean, if you're if you're killing with this, it's
about to explode. I don't think the thunder waves contained.
Speaker 5: No, it's magic. It's just warm out of this thing.
So I need a con saves from Carlias. All right,
guys have been with disadvantage, were disadvantaged. Well he's paralyzed.
Oh it's a it's a con save.
Speaker 2: You can still make those wall paralys right, paralysis has
only strengthened ex cons or strengthens.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, all right, I'll allow it. Go for it.
Con everyone. I didn't. Did mine go through the servers? Yeah?
Speaker 1: The server just fucked up?
Speaker 5: Oh I rolled a twenty, I rolled I rolled a fourth,
all right, because can you see your own roles? Yeah?
I who made fourteen? Here they come? Oh there they go?
All right, lash makes it so you only take half
of twenty six, So you take thirteen Jesus wait six
and you get pushed ten feet back.
Speaker 1: So it's okay, guys, it's fine, and.
Speaker 6: We can eat in my back back down.
Speaker 3: It was seventeen damage. I totally spaced.
Speaker 5: It thirteen thirteen. This one fails as well, actually, so
to be fair, at least this one is pushed, it.
Speaker 1: Will get pushed into the tree. Perfect, it will get
pushed into the tree, very perfect, pushed into the tree
or the mushroom tree, the mushroom tree.
Speaker 5: I'm just gonna do its damage first and then all right,
So Carlas, what's yours? Your con save? Mine was an
eighteen eighteen? All right? So you take thirteen damage, Lash
takes thirteen damage, Vacilius takes twenty six out and Ardin
takes thirteen and the thing hits the tree, fails its deck,
Save slams into the tree.
Speaker 2: Oh I got knocked back ten feet? Can I maintain
my grip and.
Speaker 5: Give me with lex check a reactionary form? Baby? Yeah,
you can fucking not just crip. You can use the
force of the thunderwave to just slam the fucking tree
down on this thing's head. Uh let me see here,
what would this fucking be? This would be two D ten, please, sir,
A nice two D ten out of your turn extra
bit right? Still good damage? I love it? Nice. Yeah.
So this fucking great mushroom thing just fucking lands on
this thing, and just this thing just crushed underneath it.
It kind of does like an Alex Mac though, as
it's crushed into sand, and then it reforms around the
trunk and begins to stand back up, though you do
a little bonus extra ten two, ten to eleven bludgeoning, crushy, crush,
crush damage to it. Congratulations strings, You have just sucked
everyone up, but you are free. You still have a
possible bonus and movement.
Speaker 1: Yeah did that not kill that fucking thing?
Speaker 5: No, your nature check wasn't. Eight pieces of shit? You
can see now everything has sand in your armor. Feels
very horrible. A ship day at the beach. Sand beaches suck.
For the record, everyone, you're all wrong.
Speaker 1: I'm moving, I'm moving back over to the Actually, I'm
just gonna I'm gonna stay where I am. That's it.
Speaker 5: The shambling sand hates you.
Speaker 1: Tack of opportunity, hit it, eat it unfortunately.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're too too busy dusting sand off of yourself
to notice that this thing is above you once again?
What is your ac again? Seventeen? This thing's in ourshole.
It has a plus seven to hear. Oh wait, I
thought one of them died. No, no, no, no, I thought
he died.
Speaker 2: Sadly, you said it will die imminently, and then it
took twenty sixth damage.
Speaker 5: That is not an imminent death. No, because Strings failed
his check. So Strings thought it was about to die.
The Strings fine, it's okay. Uh you take uh fourteen
bludgeoning damage. We're fine.
Speaker 1: And then we've never been more fine.
Speaker 5: Fourteen bludgeoning damage again. Yeah, I'm down.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, no thing, no fuck ey' is my reaction.
Speaker 5: I'm down. He's gone. The one Strings barely out of
this thing, sees everybody, everyone's stumbling around about him, sees
this thing, brings up his fucking halberd or spear or
whatever it is, and then just is completely engulfed by it. Again.
He is gone, disappeared inside the same shambling sand that
just about uh he just about escaped from. This one
looks very small compared to the other one, though I
will say that much to the rest of you, it
would definitely look visibly very smaller as a lot of
its magical sand.
Speaker 1: Would it not be like half half glass by now
from all the lightning, but it is shining a little.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Okay, this this could yeah one sec this could
be really important, especially for Strings.
Speaker 5: What's Rajah doing right now? Raja's biting on your bag?
Speaker 3: Which bag.
Speaker 6: No, have I fallen over because of the thunderwaves saving
my bag? Thank you strings, Your sacrifice was not in vain,
Roger you you.
Speaker 5: Succeeded your con So yeah, you didn't move.
Speaker 6: I just got blasted by a bunch of.
Speaker 5: You. Look like one of those people that sits in
front of those big sound systems when they turn on
those lash It is your turn.
Speaker 3: Okay, see you guys, I do not have a heelpot
on me. I'm gonna plunk at the smaller one that
is a hit who All right.
Speaker 5: You get your bullshit again. You fire at you explode
its head. Oh my god, but its body is still
flailing around, has no head. It's very small.
Speaker 3: Okay, headless and small, but still exists.
Speaker 5: It is still alive right now. It is like it
is little more than the size of strings himself. There's
just a kind of like floating strings inside of this
small amount of like sand probably doesn't really have much
of a form anymore. It's probably just like a fucking
phallic looking piece of sand sticking out of the ground
with the strings inside of it. Hey, okay, now you're
the like like the banjo string of a phallic looking.
Speaker 3: Sand Okay, I'm going to crouch and that's where I'm
holding steady Vasilia.
Speaker 2: Yes, I will now test and see if I added
this thing incorrectly. Hey, way, I think it worked.
Speaker 5: You want to do you have both? You too? Now
you just do one? Oh wait, you're right, I do.
I do attack twice. So there's one then two which
is firing at Feel free to fire up the one
that is eating strings. You explode the one that is
eating strings. Really, what you do is just kind of
just all of the sand which is around strings. It's
just dispersed off of him, and there is no more
shambling sand. It's just and that's the last of what
you can see of this kind of arcane, vaguely sentient
sand creature. As you destroy this one and then you
can you can target the next one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, so Vasilia's blows up the first one and
then oh it died. What'sn't expecting that throws the remaining
one at the other guy?
Speaker 5: Sure. Yeah, the body of shrings just collapses to the ground,
unconscious for the record, and then the second one perfect adds.
This one just about reforms around the trunk of the
tree that crushed it is hit by another set of
force and yeah, this one seeming like still a relatively
decent size, but but also not quite as big as
it was at first. Zombie Raja, give me bite, check,
give me a bite. It doesn't bite right, Give me.
Speaker 6: I got a zephyr slam I can do or strange
slam zephyr slam. Something actually misses me your back.
Speaker 5: And now all of your things fall out of the
bottom of your backpack. What's in there? What do we say?
Let's see ship that we just see.
Speaker 6: Small child just like a horse the throat, my crossbows
in there? Yeah, because I don't ever use that thing.
This guy's get forgery kit, set of fine clothes that's
actually on Raja, a signet ring, rigulously plumed hat, which
is I don't know where the hell it is, it's
probably on my head, my silver chalice, rations, costume, candles, waterskin, bedroll,
and I have the blanket of sticky I guess. So
I'm just gonna what I'm gonna do is I'm just
gonna patch on my back back with that thing.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that falls, all that ship falls out into the ground.
There's just a fucking load of falling full of ship noise.
There's all this stuff just falls out and zombie Raja.
Speaker 6: Just hastful nudes drawn of all the characters.
Speaker 5: Goes back to annoying on like Arden's arm or Colbo
or something. The shambling Sand. He's going to pick a target.
He's going to shamble over to Carlias, if.
Speaker 2: Only a shamble to Russia, who doesn't need to breathe
and then go in my in my calculations, but it
shambles over to Carlias. Sometimes I just roll for whatever.
Speaker 5: This this thing probably just based vision is based on movement, right,
so it's just like roll to see which one it sees,
and then just goes over to Carlias who's standing there,
probably spinning the barrel of a gunloading it and looks
up and sees this thing as it bears down on him. Carlas,
you are going to be taking fourteen bludgeoning damage, way
fourteen and then another eleven bludgeoning damage. So this thing
is going to just and then and then with like
with like an arc of sand that comes out around it.
It just drags you into itself once again. You have
been engulfed by the shambling Sand. Forgot to do that?
Are you good.
Speaker 1: He's dead.
Speaker 5: Okay, oh oh oh, all right, I mean thank you.
Screw us, Jay, You're thunderwave like destroyed the party.
Speaker 1: I you know what I didn't do anything about.
Speaker 5: I'm sorry. Okay, give me a death saved collas yeah,
one fail, give me a death stage strings got you?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 5: One make and lash. So as far as you're concerned,
there's like an unconscious like sand in his mouth, barely
breathing strings covered in all this kind of like sand.
And also Carlis has just been dragged in. You probably
wouldn't be sure where the Carlis is, like live or anything,
but you've just just absorbed into this giant sand creature.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, since he's in there, I'll aim up, but
I'll go for the remaining creature.
Speaker 5: Ye. So there's a strike plus sneak damage.
Speaker 2: Just how many healing potions do we have?
Speaker 3: I thought I had one on me.
Speaker 5: I don't know you used?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the three is if it crip gotcha?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Good attack, good attack.
Speaker 6: Yeah. I wanted to click her short mode damage just
to see what would happen. Spit out a bunch of random.
Speaker 2: Ship We we bought health potions during our shopping trip, though,
whose inventory, So they end up in because I can't
remember how many we got.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I guess I used it on strings.
Speaker 1: They're in my inventory. Everything is in my backpack right now.
Speaker 6: My backpack.
Speaker 3: You're now j Gray, Yep, yeah, I get it.
Speaker 2: So finally, because you're dead, Vasilius knows who that stuff is,
because he's the one that bought all of it.
Speaker 5: So lash well, still on your turn.
Speaker 2: Right as you're shooting it, Vasilius is just gonna yell
at you getting one of the potions out of his back.
Speaker 10: Okay, So I'm gonna move over to strings, and I
know I can drink on a bonus?
Speaker 3: Can I give him a drink on a bone?
Speaker 5: You can interact with an item basically sweet.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm gonna have.
Speaker 5: Two healing potions. Only two? Whyould we only buy two?
They're like fifty gold apiece? Man, expensive?
Speaker 1: We were broke, Yeah.
Speaker 3: Because because dragons and chip. I'm gonna pull his chin.
Speaker 5: Down and all right, drink roll me. What is it
a normal potion?
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's a regular healing potion.
Speaker 5: Because that two D four plus two two.
Speaker 1: D four plus two. We'll just I'll believe you here
the DM I can't.
Speaker 5: Remember seven HP, so like, yeah, like this, there's all
this fucking sand in your mouth, but like washing it
down nicely, tasty, thick milkshake of sand and health pot
you kind of spar taking a horrible breath. Than with
seven HP you feel vaguely awake, like you've just been smack.
You are prone again. If you would electrocute me again,
I could kill you.
Speaker 3: I say, you're welcome, but it's not over yet, and
I crouch where I am.
Speaker 5: Not yet, snake, it's not over yet, Go Vasilius, what
do you want to do?
Speaker 2: Double fisting eldritche blasts because I have no other offensive tools.
Speaker 5: He's like a turret. Just it's like that's all warlocks.
Do they have some cool out of combat?
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's just he'll just blast every fucking round.
Speaker 2: Well, if I had gone with the fiend Patron, I
could have got a whole bunch of big old fireballs
from mass damage. But then I wouldn't be able to,
you know, read everything turn into gas clouds and like
all the other save me from falling down in eighty
foot gorge.
Speaker 5: Yeah, brought me d five lash strings, Carlias Arden Vasilius, No, no, no, no,
just just three oh lash Carlias so and Eldris Blash
just launches. Partially it hits some of the remnants of
the mushroom behind you or behind the shambling pan. There's
a moment where you fucking launch an Eldris blast, but
instead of really hitting any of the gambling sand, you
kind of catch just a couple of grains of sand
and the back end of Carlias which is sticking out
of the sand in that moment, and you just it's
Eldris Blash just strikes Carlias as you take an immediate.
Speaker 6: Ken, I interject is he on the is he laying
on the ground? Who Carlias?
Speaker 5: He'd be prone rage jacks have disavantage. What it is
a CT fail, it doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's just to save.
Speaker 5: That's yeah, that's no. You take any damage while at zero,
you suffer a death saving throat. If it's from a crit, yeah,
it's a it's a crick fail. He takes too, So
it's not an inst okay, I thought I thought damage
basically that if he's oh, okay, I thought it damage
was an institute. So that's if you roll a one
okay cars, if you roll basically you roll your damage,
but it doesn't matter what it is because it's not
going to do any actual HP damage. And that damage
is now applied to Carlias and not the shambling sand.
That's what happened there, Carlias. You take another deaths say fail,
Well that's say fail, and basilis that you may or
may not be aware of what happened there. You feel
like you hit the sand, but underneath it, this force
damage actually strikes the unconscious body of Carlias. And dude,
we're in the fight. Zombie Raja is just gently stroking
arden space. It's not he just does. He's just sort
of stuck in a weird kind of muscles, a glitch
in the matrix.
Speaker 6: He's trying to decapitate me as if it were like
when he was alive. But that's about all can do.
He's trying to throw his to war.
Speaker 1: Connor, we got your buddy.
Speaker 5: Don't worry, I man, you know that.
Speaker 6: You know the best part about this is all these
spells I haven't been able to use to heal our threats.
Speaker 1: That's what wa No, we're fine, Yeah, you over riverified.
We're fine.
Speaker 5: Not today, but.
Speaker 6: We're not fine.
Speaker 5: The Engulf target is blinded, restrained, and I amble to
breathe that it must succeed on a con save at
the start of each of the Mounds turns or take
two D eight puss four largeling damage. So, unfortunately, Carlias
stuck swirling inside off the mount. This is the Mounds turn.
You just crushed. You're crushing sud, You're breathing in sand.
Speaker 1: We go on, argue, well, hold on, I mean because
you didn't make any of us take that damage at
the beginning of any other turn.
Speaker 5: He made you do a concept, did you? Oh you
made Oh that's what? Okay, he broke out. Fuck you
took that damage. Well, you took the concerge. Remember you
made you and then you underwaved out. So, unfortunately, Carlias,
you take another death save fail. You are crushed, suffocated
and the last of your life. You're just unable to
do anything to stay alive inside of this swirling arcane sand,
choking down sand. Carlias, another death so fel you are,
for all intents and purposes, dead strengths thrown on the ground.
There's still a shambling sand. You guys are unaware of
inside that thing. You know he's in there. Well, maybe
you don't everybody else does.
Speaker 1: I'm oh, fuck you.
Speaker 6: Fuck? I mean we just did it? When when did?
Would you have we had a long rest right at
the beginning, I could have switched out daylight for revimify.
Speaker 5: I mean, yeah, the argument could be made. We we've
already we've.
Speaker 1: It's been what two days. I'm fucking bearing full force
into this thing as hard as possible.
Speaker 5: One hit, fuck five damage.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna inspire lash and just say fucking ended.
Speaker 5: I'll do it lash.
Speaker 3: Okay, So that's on my attack, the inspiration or do
I get to choose?
Speaker 5: That's anything? That's yeah?
Speaker 1: That that My role applies to anything you.
Speaker 2: Can roll and then decide after you roll whether you
want to use it or not.
Speaker 3: Good, So I won't use it there.
Speaker 5: You can use it on your damage, but I.
Speaker 3: Will use it on my damage.
Speaker 5: Next to it, So your short fat will have disadvantage
unless you want to use your rapeyn.
Speaker 3: Oh damn, I should have. Yeah, if it's right.
Speaker 5: Now to move and fire a short boat or stab
it with the rape yet.
Speaker 3: All right, I'll move and do the short post so
I don't have to reroll that.
Speaker 2: If you move, it'll get to hit you for free
bonus action disengage bage.
Speaker 3: Engage would not allow it to hit.
Speaker 12: Fuck, dude, there I go, Connor, Sorry, Budy, I move,
you get the we'll say you move to like here,
you get the sneak attack.
Speaker 3: And then here's a D four.
Speaker 5: Holy fucking ship, twenty two damage.
Speaker 3: Rocks are balanced, super balanced twenty five damage.
Speaker 1: That's for the You can add my inspiration as well
as that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, the three there is the D four.
Speaker 5: No, I don't, I don't.
Speaker 1: It's not a D four, it's a D eight.
Speaker 5: You roll a D eight. Yeah, So to fix.
Speaker 3: That, should I roll another D four or just okay?
Speaker 5: Because two D four is different? Oh right?
Speaker 3: Probability wise it is, Yeah.
Speaker 1: Seven thirty points of damage, almost balanced class.
Speaker 5: It's it's a big fucking shot. It's like that something
lash pulls from inside just fires this thing off. You
feel like a suck of air. Maybe is it? And
you can just fires off like a fucking cannon. It
strikes the shambling sand and explodes a huge portion of
it off of one side. The thing is shrunk down again.
It's just like a fucking a cylinder of sand. Now
it's not really got any form. There's barely anything left,
but there is some facilius. Your turn. Will you please die? Please? Please? Hi?
Yeah that's a hit. Oh hold on if the first
hit kill the damage on the first one. Yeah, yeah,
there's the first one. You can do it. Yeah. Unfortunately nope,
almost by me.
Speaker 2: No damage shown this one.
Speaker 5: Give me a one, two, uh three, four, This one
hits the last. I'm gonna beating Carlias, arden and vasility. Hey,
you hit Carlias again, So I'm gonna say this is
what happens. I'm gonna say this is what happens. You
fucking fire and Eldrich blast. It disintegrates most of the
sand and you're able to see the form of Carlias.
You fire another one in before you can really rein
it in, and you just push this form of Carlias out.
It is at this point that everybody will notice that
he's dead. His dead body will launch out, strike a
rock behind the area, and fall limp to one side.
His guns fall out there, out of his hands, and
roll to the sand below. This shambling sand that's left
behind is kind of little more than a swirling wisp,
but vacilius it is not completely dead. Zombie Raja give
me a zephyr strike. You can do more, yeap, Never
I can't. I was going to try and order Raja
to attack the thing, give me the damage. I think
you Just click on the attack word in the column three.
Zombie Raja runs at the Wisp for no reason whatsoever
other than I thought it would be called if Raja
was the one that runs of the thing. I mean,
Zombie Raja catches out of the corner of his eyes
something strange and runs and just with the hint of
a speed from its former conscious rajah self, it launches
towards the shambling sand and just disperses the last of
the sand kind of crawls down to the sand below.
Is at this point you guys have successfully defeated the
the shambling sand. However, yes, at no paralyzed?
Speaker 6: Yeah, will I because it's been like, what twelve second
or something since since Carlias died. Would I be able
to retcon since we had right before the fight long
rest the daylight spell since I haven't used it.
Speaker 5: No, purely because you said to me I didn't do that.
Speaker 6: Yeah, oh yeah.
Speaker 5: And the reason I'm also there's no reason that you
would change daylight for River of fire. Oh yeah, the
under dark. I don't think.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I guess.
Speaker 5: Fortunately, yeah, you guys win. But Carlas, as soon as
the fight's over, will be fine. Okay. Oh no no.
Vasilias is ignoring the rest of them.
Speaker 2: Saying no, no, no, no no, and he's walking over
to Carlias. No no, no, you have to you have
to live, and he's like smacking him on the side
of the cheek.
Speaker 5: What do you mean, is limp?
Speaker 3: What do you mean live? He's not? And I run
over to Carlias.
Speaker 5: Who's his patron?
Speaker 1: God, I would have known who he chose.
Speaker 5: I can't remember the name. It's miss We all chose
the same one. Okay, good, even better? No, no, no,
no Claric cleric. Uh. I'm walking over to Arden. He's
still paralyzed. Yeah, I awakened mind, so I can just
talk to him. Can you move yet?
Speaker 6: Nope?
Speaker 1: Can I make a religion check and try and reach
out to Mistra?
Speaker 5: What are you saying? What are you doing? Fuck? I
want to.
Speaker 1: Just for whatever it's worth, for whatever, for whatever this
it all to to mister.
Speaker 5: Just he's.
Speaker 1: He's got more important things to do. You're you're his patron?
He chose you and you alone, and you're my patron.
Mhm kill me.
Speaker 5: You're a religion check? Can I have advantage since he's patron?
Or no?
Speaker 1: No, I'm gonna inspire.
Speaker 5: Can I cast guidance on him as well as he's
doing this?
Speaker 1: Yes, I'm gonna inspire myself.
Speaker 5: So D plus so one D four from me? H
So the cret fail right twenty four Down here in
the deep under dark, the underdust string sends up a prayer.
Nothing happens, no response, no shaft of light illuminating the cabin,
no response from Mistra, not even even Yurgel kellum vaugh.
No God responds to you. Yes, please kill him and
bring this one back. Definitely not a good god, a
god of good, a force for good. You've not really
done anything to YEA verily.
Speaker 1: Shut in the dark direct.
Speaker 5: Literally conversation with still talking to Ardent.
Speaker 2: We can you get him up if he's only recently
been injured?
Speaker 5: Not today? What do you? What do you mean not
to dig I.
Speaker 6: Don't have the spells today for that.
Speaker 5: Did, but you can get them. I can get one
that helps him after a minute tomorrow will help.
Speaker 2: Unfortunately, is there not a spell that can prolong the time.
I know some clerics that can prolong the time.
Speaker 6: Yes, which I still I could have tomorrow.
Speaker 1: He doesn't have it.
Speaker 5: He's dead.
Speaker 3: It's we but and I just kind of.
Speaker 5: Poof, no, no, unacceptable. He has to live.
Speaker 13: It's fine, Yeah, Basil, I will carry him if I
have to, to Shallow Scar and we'll talk to the
arch priest there and we'll bring back both of these.
Speaker 1: We need to leave, to go back back where above. Well,
we have to go back the way we came, and
we have to take a train.
Speaker 5: Mhm.
Speaker 2: We would never make it through the dark carrying too
dead or whatever that thing.
Speaker 5: Is, I can carry it.
Speaker 1: We have to go.
Speaker 5: Back to the week.
Speaker 2: I am agreeing with you. We have to go back.
We would never make it through. But what of the dragon.
Maybe it's calmed down by not the dragon.
Speaker 1: We'll we'll sneak out of town. We'll should have done
this in the first place if he didn't.
Speaker 5: Gee, I wonder, I wonder who suggested that.
Speaker 1: Well, none of it would have happened if he didn't
fucking cheat?
Speaker 3: Okay, what what what are we doing? Because he looks
pretty dead?
Speaker 2: He is, yes, but death is merely an inconvenience. When
you know the right people here. Okay, here's the plan.
We will backtrack. We we'll go back out the entrance
we came in through. I know a secret path we
can avoid sim River entirely and go directly to the
train station. We'll wait there for the train and proceed
to Shallow Scar. The arch priest in Shallow Scar reportedly
can resurrect people even after the five minutes whatever delay.
Speaker 5: I'm not a cleric.
Speaker 2: I don't know how it works, but I know he
can do it. And besides, it's been how how long
have we been down here? The dragon is certainly not
still patrolling around the sky's.
Speaker 5: Looking for him.
Speaker 1: It's only been three days, maybe days. We have no idea.
Speaker 3: Well, he's probably not even still a dragon, remember the dragon.
Speaker 5: Is Maybe he's gone back to running his fighting bit.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, if you know a sneaky path, then let's go.
Speaker 5: Now.
Speaker 2: We don't have any other choices if we If we
this is just a taste of what's down here, imagine
how much worse it we'll get if we go even deeper.
We turn around, we go back, We take the train.
Speaker 3: Okay, who can carry carlis? I can carry some of
his I'm.
Speaker 1: Just gonna grab him by the chest and just put
him on my shoulders.
Speaker 5: Mm hmm. Fuck, we can what about him? How we
need to get we need to get the cleric up.
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 5: What can I do? I can do it?
Speaker 2: Can I do like a nature check or something to
see if I can determine if there's any kind of
known cure or like what is paralyzing him or anything
like that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, or medicine check. Maybe medicine or nature will be fine. Unfortunately,
you are not sure about these these toadstools, these mushrooms
that did this thing to him. He's definitely paralyzed. He
seems to be alive and able to breathe in things.
But for how long or what's happened, whether this is
permanent or not? You have no idea.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, all right, we rest here, We make no noise,
don't draw any further attention.
Speaker 5: You can you can. You can cure his paralysis after
you've been charged and correct me to rest. All right?
Speaker 2: That the mushroom that I pulled over, I'm just gonna
take that and like drop it back up and have
it as like a makeshift tent to this giant mushroom cap.
Speaker 5: Well, the keep as drink. Yeah, the uh, the three
large zuk woods that let up to that hole where
you saw Mark go through on the very top of them.
It's a pretty high perch and it would probably be
a relatively comfortable place to rest.
Speaker 1: Which rest up there have a kind of safe The
cap is huge.
Speaker 5: You can easily see where Mark went is safe. And
then where did the sollucinogen go?
Speaker 1: Mushroom up there? All right, we're thirty forty fifty feet up.
It's a long fall, but it's a big climb.
Speaker 2: Well, it took a considerable amount of effort to pull
one of these shrooms down.
Speaker 5: These are much bigger. One like did it for the map,
but it's probably something like that.
Speaker 1: Really okay, but we need to we have to guard
out and.
Speaker 5: We can't carry him.
Speaker 2: I'll just carry him up there, Masilius puts his thickness
to use and just boint.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I guess. We just bring them up and settle
in to a long rest.
Speaker 5: About half way up the Cilias arden. You're able to move.
It's roughly around ten minutes after you were paralyzed.
Speaker 1: Fox, Well, can you move?
Speaker 5: You can? I can move?
Speaker 1: Then we need to go we have to go.
Speaker 2: Stop stop what are we Stop squirming or you will
knock me off of the mushroom.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking jumping off again, and we have to go.
We have to leave.
Speaker 2: Okay, how high I batter my off off the ground
at this point?
Speaker 5: Probably about thirty feet? I'll say, you're on the first
cap okay, three that lead up to the big one.
Speaker 2: Okay, okay, I'm just gonna like climb up to the
first cap and yep off of me.
Speaker 5: Down.
Speaker 6: Okay, where are we going?
Speaker 1: We have to go back to town.
Speaker 5: Were back tracked train. We'll go back because Carlas is dead.
We've made We've made it.
Speaker 2: Did you not notice I was on the ground? Did
you not hear the disco? The dwarf is dead? Ah, deceased,
no longer alive.
Speaker 5: Can you do anything about its strings?
Speaker 6: I can't today.
Speaker 5: I don't know.
Speaker 6: I've never Okay, Well, are we going back to my
church up there?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay, the church and sin River was not able to
help that one.
Speaker 1: We have to we have to get them to give us.
Speaker 5: How far are we from where we were fighting?
Speaker 1: Right here?
Speaker 5: Right? Oh yeah, right here?
Speaker 1: There is there like any kind of loot like can
I just in the same cabin, any loot at all.
Speaker 6: I go pick up my stuff and use the blanket
to patch my backpack and put it in my backpack.
Speaker 1: Blankets on Raja.
Speaker 5: By the way, you gave him a cape if you
don't remember, did we? Oh? Yeah, yeah, you made it.
Speaker 6: You made a h I'm impressed with my own ingenuity.
Speaker 5: There do legit? Want to try and take it off
of ra And Okay, I don't need body parts on
my backpack. You can spend a little while trying to
fix the backpack.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna grab everything as much as they can
and keep going wearing a rush.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna bringing.
Speaker 5: I'm bringing.
Speaker 2: I'm bringing cran back into existence while this whole thing
is going on.
Speaker 1: Can I druid craft like a small mushroom vine backpack
to carry Carlias?
Speaker 5: Yeah? I think he can. Oh, actually, I have the
canter rep and everything. Give me yeah, give me a
nature check with advantage for the druid. Hey, the So
when you first entered the cave, I said, there was
some There were various different mushrooms. There were some like
four foot tall mushrooms called trilla mac and the caps
of those can be used kind of like a leather
for crafting, so you could potentially use can going to
bend and shape and create a small small like Sachel.
You can also use the stalks as like.
Speaker 6: Bread, like it tastes like bread and it's what they poison.
Speaker 5: You probably it's good.
Speaker 1: You can you probably munch on them as we walk
out and hand them out.
Speaker 5: And uh, Cran as a moment again where this this
dark fist raises up out of the air and then
opens up and in a burst of smoke, Cran appears
back again a cigar and lights his thumb like hades
and smokes a cigar. Welcome back, do you want this time? Now?
Speaker 2: We've got to and I'm doing this one pray only
to only to Kran. Well, unfortunately, our our paycheck is dead.
And I'm like, I'm pointing at the dwarf but not
saying anything with the rest of the party.
Speaker 5: Just Kran says out loud in common, oops, I will
kill that fucking imp. You cannot.
Speaker 1: You can try and succeed.
Speaker 5: I'll see you on the episto playing for the real fight.
Speaker 2: You literally cannot kill him. Besides the point, and to
get back to Cran again, we're gonna have to backtrack.
I don't think this group is going to be able
to make it through the under dark tunnels alive.
Speaker 5: And more importantly, the one that we're.
Speaker 2: Supposed to be escorting specifically is dead. We have to
get him back out of here. Of course, that moronic
lizard electrocuted us all and nearly got us all killed.
Speaker 1: I was, I can't hear this.
Speaker 5: Fuck, you can't hear you can't hear it.
Speaker 2: That moronic lizard nearly got us all killed by electrocuting us,
and now my paycheck is dead. So we're gonna have
to change your plans. We need to get him resurrected.
Speaker 5: Sometimes planning with that one anyway, I don't care about
that one. I need to get the dwarf brought back. Well,
I don't know the way out, Okay, send me back.
We're just gonna backtrack the way we came.
Speaker 14: Oh yeah, you're gonna head on the way back. Do
you remember the way back?
Speaker 2: I'm fairly certain I can retrace my steps, which was
just one check.
Speaker 5: Do we need it?
Speaker 2: It's just it's right back down this same tunnel and
then across the gorge and then.
Speaker 5: Up the rope. Yeah, we've for three days, You've been
traveling for not three days. It was that you said
three days twenty four hours, but typically said that you
have traveled through. Uh mind. If I use because they did.
Speaker 2: Every wedding, I will cast guidance on everyone in the party.
Speaker 5: They're doing this, So there we go go. Strings, rings
left little markings on the walls. I feel like where
the check, Like that is the only way, remember it?
Speaker 2: Oh lash is specifically arguing that it's the other way.
Speaker 3: No, it's the other way.
Speaker 5: Right, Strings, you left little markings, No more flacking around.
You can very easily.
Speaker 1: But I feel like they would just be like drops
of whiskey from my flast.
Speaker 5: Sure, yeah it take leave right now.
Speaker 2: Yes we need to go back, but give me like
thirty minutes to just recharge, if you will.
Speaker 5: But the type of magic that I use is different
than what you do. I can only use it in
very small bursts, and then I need a second. Cheating.
That's why he's doing He's cheating. He's a cheater. I'm
back stabbing, no good cheating. I wouldn't trust him as
far as I can throw.
Speaker 1: Him on a short rest. I guess if we're taking
one I'm gonna use my hit diye and I'm going
to do a song of rest.
Speaker 2: Yes for wait, we did a long rest only Oh no,
we were about to and we didn't.
Speaker 1: Right, No, we did do a long rest over the
twenty four hours we did one. We were about to
do another long Yeah, we were about to do another one,
but we didn't.
Speaker 5: But we didn't.
Speaker 2: Okay, so how how do how does it work on
recovering the hit Dice?
Speaker 5: With song of rest?
Speaker 1: You spend an extra one D six for each hit Dice?
Speaker 5: Okay? Cool? So on a short rest, you normally only
roll one hit die right, as many as you want,
you can roll as many as four and an extra
oney six per hitde you said.
Speaker 1: Oh it is oney six? Actually yeah, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 5: That's not very open. Okay, I think I'm back at
there we go. Yeah, I'm back at four whiles all right.
I did not roll well, but I'll be right all right.
Speaker 6: And every long rest you regained after.
Speaker 5: You almost you almost knocked me down with that thunder wist.
Speaker 1: Dude, I didn't even almost. I thought it would be contained, right,
so I didn't think it would hit any of you guys.
Speaker 2: You got me low enough that one hit from either
shamtleing Xen would have downed me in the fight.
Speaker 5: Short rest nice.
Speaker 1: You have to spend a hit dice first though.
Speaker 5: Kind of the thing it's click on brogues.
Speaker 2: Brogues have what a one one D eight hit dice. Yeah,
so you're level five. You can roll up to five
D eight like one D two the eight however many
you want to regen health and then with the barred
song of rest. For each one of those you do,
you also get a one.
Speaker 5: D six Basically in the middle of your sheet it
says hit dice and you can click that as well. Yep, yea,
how convenient is that? All right, so you can roll
until you get your i HP back pretty much like
you get five. You have five of those, but you
get uh.
Speaker 3: Oh, I get to roll five of this I got you.
Speaker 5: You can use up to five. You don't have to
use them all. This is just like you regaining strength
by sitting and eating food and set. Yeah, I'm just
the luckiest roles in history.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, you will a couple, just a small like
tribute to Carlias on the heart, but you also get
the song of rest. Yeah, and I guess whatever is necessary, Brad,
I guess we just get the fuck out of here.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys chill out for an hour or so,
you create the bag and maybe play some quiet music,
and everybody has a rest, they regain some strength after
the fight. Cran abuses you all a little bit.
Speaker 6: And I'm gonna be trying to just look over because
I'm not really doing anything else. If I could be
looking at Carlis's body, trying to stop.
Speaker 5: Close and help the wounds as much as possible. Yeah,
it's it's not too many like wounds. He has some
some like broken ribs and some like some some bludgeoning damage,
but he probably died from the suffocation. His lungs and
mouth are full of sand, like completely blocked, so I
would imagine that that was really what killed him. He
choked on sand mark at the end. And he has
a couple of wounds from either the crushing maybe something
maybe like a broken rib from the Eldrich blast which
hit him. But yeah, he was inside the Shambling Man
for too long, unconscious and was probably just breathing in sand.
Speaker 1: So really there's not like a lot of prettying up
to do. I guess it's up to you. If you
want to make us run through or fast forward us.
Speaker 5: But oh no, you guys with the with the twenty,
you don't need to do anything crazy. I was just
going to make you get lost and never escape the
under dark. But yeah, give me, give me a survival
checks each of you for the for the travel back
for the next twenty four hours or so, that you
guidances all around to add four. We're all one D four.
Speaker 1: I'm going to inspire myself, so.
Speaker 5: I have eighteen.
Speaker 1: Seventeen, seventeen seventeen nine eleven for me eleven, I.
Speaker 5: Think, yeah, eleven, just enough to not suffer a point
of exhaustion. Yeah, you guys, basically just travel back. You
head back down the sort of thin limestone hall. There's
no noises this time. There's no oozzy slapping sound, there's
no clickerty clacking, It's completely silent. All the way back.
You pass through some of the holes and there is
a couple of forks in the road, and you look
for the signs the strings left behind. As you maneuver back.
Sometimes you'll hear a noise. Sometimes you'll question yourself as
to whether you're going the right way, and then you'll
see another one of the signs something that strings left,
find chalk mark or a fuckings of whiskey bottle his stain,
and you guys successfully maneuver yourselves back to the area
where the gorge was. Now the gorge, the rope. Is
the rope still there?
Speaker 1: I say, so we didn't. I didn't explicitly say I
was collecting it. So what about the one? Did you
cut that one down? We did cut the one down
from above. I just thought of that. But we can
get a cryan to bring up a rope, and tired
brand is capable of that.
Speaker 5: There's a where is the gorge? Gorge? I wish I
hadn't deleted it? Yeah, oh no, never delete stuff ams,
never delete shit. It just looks so ugly. I hate it.
Don't have OCD everybody gorge eighty feet across. So it
was if memory serves something like so, you guys like
you had like the gorge. Here, this is the room,
here's the tunnel you came through. Here's where the hole
in the ceiling is, which is one hundred feet up.
The gorge is eighty feet across, and I assume you
took the rope back. You have like a two hundred
and fifty foot rope that you guys.
Speaker 1: We have two hundred and fifty feet of row, plus
another fifty feet from me, so three hundred and then
fifty per everybody else. But I cut out an eighty
foot section that I don't think we explicitly said we left,
so that would be still across the gorge, maybe maybe
one hundred feet for.
Speaker 5: It would be. It would be draped down because because
you cut it with your halbert on the Oh, yeah,
it would be hanging down the gorge right fuck yeah.
Speaker 1: But I mean I have hammer and pythons for everybody.
Speaker 2: Yeah that that, and there was like enough slack left
over that we could just like have it retie it
on the other side.
Speaker 1: So we have enough rope to do this, I think.
Speaker 3: So I've got forty five point five feet in my
I must have used.
Speaker 5: Four point so when we get back in the gorge.
Speaker 2: When we get back to the gorge, I'll just like
to Kryan, remember this spot.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna try this again. I ain't gonna throw it.
Whatever the world, you can shove it up, go tie
the rope. Fuck you up right, flies over the rope.
That was a pretty fucking great job today.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think I would make it a little safer
this time and do two pieces of rope so we
can kind of like shimmy across.
Speaker 2: No no, no, uh got a got a better one. But
I don't know if you have to like roll the
survival check, but make a He's cut out like little
five foot sections of rope that you could loop over
the existing rope.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was thinking of using our weapons, but that
works as well.
Speaker 5: Yeah, you're just creating a safety. Then you can create safety.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, yeah, so we're gonna create uh v Celias
is gonna just like use his use his knife for
actually actually forget the knife he borrowed.
Speaker 5: He borrows your Helbert. He's like trying to cut the
rope and he's like give.
Speaker 2: Me, give me that, and and he cuts out six
or seven little five foot sections of rope and that
you just loop over the thing and then you can
like tie the other part around your wrist. So even
if you like so at that point instead of going
hand over hand, yeah, instead of instead of going hand
over hand, we just hang onto.
Speaker 1: This loop thing and just like across. It's really smart.
Speaker 5: Yeah, uh sure, yeah, you can do that. And I
guess in a similar vein to previously. Yeah, go on,
can I drew it?
Speaker 1: I'm gonna druid craft vines of whatever whatever I can
find in the under dark herest or anything if I
what I'm asking is, if I do druid craft, will
it work.
Speaker 5: Without things? Vines?
Speaker 1: It's it's a hold on here you go.
Speaker 5: Druid craft. It's pretty big flower blossom, harmless, sensory blah blah,
instantly light.
Speaker 1: No, oh yeah those are the only or a sour yeah, okay,
never mind, disregard. Okay, do we have to make athletics
checks that we go back across?
Speaker 5: Yeah, with advantage for the advantage.
Speaker 3: Athletics or acrobatics.
Speaker 5: If you go. If you want to run across, you can.
But I don't know if vasilius is whodigobar would work
if you if you're running across. If it's a thing
that helps you shimmy, is that what you created? Yeah,
I'm just making a thing.
Speaker 2: If she wants to run across, I guess like seeing
her getting ready to walk across vasilily, just to hang
on a second, and.
Speaker 5: He'll take the rope and he's gonna tie it to
her ankle.
Speaker 2: Give me your foot's He just ties it around her ankle,
and then he makes a loop that he ties around
the rope loosely, so if she falls, she'll be dead.
Speaker 5: Last time, Last time you let her make an acrobatics track. Yeah, yeah,
I'm thinking purely on Zilius is the thing that he made.
Speaker 1: I got fifteen acrobatics guidance still count right now.
Speaker 2: I mean I could spam that. It's a Ken trips.
I can spam it on everyone all day.
Speaker 5: So it's like plus yeah sixteen sixteen easy. Yeah you
you shimmy your way across to the other side where
kran is waiting for you, and you're deadn't fuck it
up this time. It's just dollared. He's sitting He's sitting
on the staling mine with his cigar in his hand
and the rope tied around it.
Speaker 1: Give me, do you have one of those extra right cigar?
No tard you whiskey?
Speaker 5: He pulls out a flasker from nowhere. Ah, look at that. Oh,
the best whiskey in the whole why world. I'm going
to kill your fucking him. I've tried.
Speaker 1: I will find you plane.
Speaker 14: Oh you don't want to see much real form, buddy,
makes that dragon up there look like a streak up piss.
Speaker 5: I should warn you he's not kidding. I pluck up
the courage here and give me an acrobatics check with
advantage plus D four.
Speaker 2: Oh, let's hear it for that safety.
Speaker 3: I mean, I just hit a bay tuesday.
Speaker 2: Can we start with the acrobatics checks, because that's.
Speaker 3: I've really felt so sorry about that. I have high
acrobatics eleven.
Speaker 5: It's nowhere near as graceful as it was the last
time you did this. You kind of like whoa wabbling
all over the places a couple of moments and you're
like flapping these wings that you don't have as you
kind of wo Yeah, you get to the other side,
and yeah, like once you step off of the rope,
Kran is there waiting for you. Strings is there as well,
and Cran of course, abuses you so late. You ain't
what the is that? Even me, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I'm brushing the not non existent dust off my wings. I'm,
you know, like a cat when it cleans itself when
it's embarrassed. I'm doing that, but like a bird.
Speaker 5: Who's next you? One of you two with a body.
I had a body, you had a body. Yeah, who's
who's next? Arden? Sure, I mean athletics or an acrobatics,
depending on how you want to approach this. It's not acrobatically. Hey,
you don't even need the guidance. You can roll it
if you want. Arden kind of just like flippantly walks
across as if this is just the ground, just wanders
across it to the other side, and uh, Kran just
looking at you like, hey, that.
Speaker 14: Was pretty good. Your cats, Your cats, that little spell
to help you there. While you're levitating, he's levitating. He's cheating, cheating,
just like you. Ver silly as you're cheating, bastard.
Speaker 5: I don't even know, if anything, I really admit to
my cheating. Once once, once Arden's over to the other side,
Kran leans into your Warden and says, hey, how about
we cut the rope when this one's halfway across?
Speaker 6: Mm hmm, well, I feel like we've already had too
many people who died today.
Speaker 14: Next time, ah, but you get to hear him sing
before he goes splat.
Speaker 5: You ever heard it? You ever heard of Tapley sing? Well? Once,
but we don't talk about that time, and I'm just
gonna pat him on the head alright, God, then don't
fuck get up?
Speaker 2: Uh am I the last one is there all across? Yeah,
what about zombie Raja.
Speaker 5: Bimby Raja just automatically does whatever, like Raja just naturally
doesn't have to fucking do these checks. He just fucking
walks across on his hands. It's like the chip from
the Grudge the roof because nothing. Don't you even think
about cutting the rope? Cran, I got that rope, come
on and the he waves his going giants cigar like.
Speaker 1: I was gonna inspire, but.
Speaker 5: I have a fourteen halfway across. Give me a texterity
saving thrower.
Speaker 1: I'm inspiring him.
Speaker 2: My text saves ninth Kran in your head goes boom
as you're like halfway across, You're you steal yourself and
continue to make it all the way to the other
end of the end.
Speaker 5: Almouse that almost.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna I'm gonna use farmaturgy uh and awakened mind
to yell back at him directly into his head as
I've done before, except I'm gonna magnify my voice as
loud as I can possibly make it, like one hundred
times magnification and go yes, yes you did almost get me,
and it said as loud as.
Speaker 5: No, Nate, come on, it was just that joke. Doesn't
that apply to all of us too? No, I can
pick and choose. Hearing me, I'm gonna, yeah, go up,
put the rope up. No, shut you man, put the
fucking rope up.
Speaker 14: I ain't gonna do a single damn thing you said,
ugly bastard, doesn't do it.
Speaker 5: Wait, it was the rope not still connected.
Speaker 1: Did we cut it? We cut that top rope. Yeah,
we cut it to put it across the gorge. Right,
we got him to go and collect it. Celius, tell
you a fucking floating piece of ship.
Speaker 5: That's a good one.
Speaker 1: I will breathe fucking acid on you.
Speaker 5: I eat acid for breakfast. Went on. I like it,
Maybe I do. You don't know, huh. He won't need to.
Speaker 2: I'll just do it myself and I'm just gonna cast
gassious form on myself and just you grab it, says,
objects that I'm carrying are also converted into mist, so
you could.
Speaker 1: Like grab onto the ladder and then.
Speaker 5: I can well, I can just take the whole coil
of rope.
Speaker 2: I can just like take the coil of rope and
then absorb it into myself and start floating.
Speaker 5: Up and yeah, and.
Speaker 2: Then tie it at the top and toss the rest
BacT down. Can can I take Carlias with I? Can
I Can I convert if I pick him up and
cast a spell?
Speaker 5: Well with me? Well, he's not an object, but no,
I don't think that objects specifically.
Speaker 2: It's like you transform a willing creature along with everything
it's wearing or carrying into a misty cloud.
Speaker 5: Mm. So you could either do it to him or
you or I like.
Speaker 1: Throw him against a wall. Then he becomes an object.
I've used him as an object.
Speaker 5: He's a he's still a creature. Okay, he's still He's fine.
I've got just a dead creature.
Speaker 2: So I'm gonna I'm gonna pick him up, cast the spell,
and then he's a bomb.
Speaker 5: Oh. I guess that doesn't work. I tried.
Speaker 2: One of you will have to carry him. I can't
do the spell on both of us at once.
Speaker 5: Am.
Speaker 7: Well, you said willing creature, right, I'm speaking from the
dead Carlias. I want to say when I first met
Veselius that he was like, all right, trust you in
my life, so he would.
Speaker 2: Be well, like yeah, I understand that he'd be willing
in undeaf. But the thing is the gasest cloud. You
move yourself. Yeah, you wouldn't better do anything so.
Speaker 5: Like as you would you had just floating, I could
turn you into.
Speaker 2: Gas, but then you would just be sitting there and
not moving turned into gas.
Speaker 5: Put me in a bottle.
Speaker 1: That's fine, I have I made it. I made a
harness for a reason.
Speaker 5: Okay, well I'll just I'll float all the way up
to the top. Take the rope.
Speaker 2: Look for that same anchor point that we had it
attached to you before, tie it on mm hmm, and
then just toss the slack back down.
Speaker 5: Sure, and then everybody wants to climb up. Give me
some athletics checks again, this rope is still probably not
it already, so it's a little easier to climb up.
You don't have to do the full thing twenty for
you lash if you wanna. If you're being guided, you
can roll an extra Assume she never used her inspiration
from earlier.
Speaker 1: Actually she just no, you didn't.
Speaker 2: Although it probably expired. It would be expired by now,
I think, wouldn't.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, if it's if it's long enough, like a
day to yet only last ten minutes.
Speaker 5: So and then Arden, give me an athletics check. Plus
ad you even fucked this up. Arden just is struggling,
Samie Roger catch me. Yeah, you're just getting like you're
getting like a few feet off the ground. And then
you're just too weak. I can't bring yourself to do it.
Speaker 1: I don't you have to do this.
Speaker 5: You do this so you die.
Speaker 3: Arden, you have to do it for Raja. You do it.
Speaker 5: You're too weak. Now you ain't gonna do it leaving.
Speaker 6: It's it's finally setting in that Carlias is dead and
Arden's about to fucking lose his goddamn mine.
Speaker 3: We just gotta do this, Arden, We just gotta gotta
get up there, because then then nobody's dead. Come on,
let's go and have I told you how beautiful you
look today? You look very radiant.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna shine the hooded lantern down on him as
a radiant beam.
Speaker 5: Just just go on.
Speaker 6: What does it even matter?
Speaker 5: I'm coming down the rope again.
Speaker 2: Can I cast mage hand and just and have him
have the hand? Give him a hand? Literally, I am
a system up the rope, one one head of time.
Speaker 1: I'm going down the rope.
Speaker 5: All right, give me another athletic shake to climb down.
Aw's you're climbing down.
Speaker 1: It's fine.
Speaker 5: Fran shouts down to you. Aden in fact, Crime shouts
to the rest of you and says, forget him, leave him.
He's more dead weight than the actual un dead guy. Wait.
You made it to the top with Carlias, right yep? Okay,
so I'm going back unharnessing him at the top ten
as you climb back down, Uh, strings, you can fuck
this up. Give me a dex say okay easy? Well, yeah,
a point where your foot slips out and you were
you hold on. You didn't make a safety rope again.
It's just one time you suck up every fucking tie
right by you. Hold on, I'm in other athletics. Check.
Continue climbing down the last half. Yeah, do the last
half easily and get back to the bottom where Arden is. Way.
Come back is kind of just pacing up and down
and grab him.
Speaker 1: I don't want to beat the ship out of you,
but I'm going to beat the ship out of you.
If you don't climb up this rope.
Speaker 5: It doesn't beat.
Speaker 1: It matters, it's.
Speaker 6: Just go on without meden.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna cast heroism on him. First level. Now, you
can't be frightened, motherfucker snapped up out of.
Speaker 5: It, can't be statesfect. It's still it works. Okay, I'm
gonna reach down.
Speaker 2: I want to reach down with hand and just slap him,
snap out of it.
Speaker 3: Okay, I'm I'm gonna use mimicry and pitch because carlias
body is now out of sight. So I'm gonna pitch
Carlias's voice.
Speaker 5: Just fucking twisted and accent, please.
Speaker 3: And just call down to Arden and uh and say,
come on, do it, do it for me.
Speaker 6: Oh, that's messed up him in cry.
Speaker 5: Hey, it's advantished. She had advantage. Okay, yeah, failed.
Speaker 2: That every time she's ever done it, failed it except
the one time it saved her life that one time.
Speaker 5: So from so from above you Arden, you hear mon, Arden,
get up Glass.
Speaker 6: It's gonna freak him out. It's it was good enough
that it didn't send him running off, but he is,
that's was and that's he's fucking freaked out now even more.
He's just on the ground crying.
Speaker 5: All right, make me say with the negative one uh
behind right because of it's been twenty four hours zombie
Raja comes in and just tries to buy your next
He's on the around strings. Zombie Roja is on top
of on top of you, void out the way. It
just snapping at you. When you're doing like a walking
dead thing. Where this fucking zombie Raja, it's now snapping
in your neck, trying to kill you. You are now
technically in a fight with zombie Raja.
Speaker 1: Last control. I'm gonna pin him down.
Speaker 5: Me and athletics check.
Speaker 14: Oh, you wrestle with this motherfucker dragging him back and
you grab him and you've got you can You could
probably hold.
Speaker 5: Him and like pinning him down for a for a
little moment, quick moment there. Do you have the ability
to cast this again? Are you gonna cast it again?
Speaker 1: Me?
Speaker 6: I know he's he's zombie Raja. Just attack. He's fucking gone.
He's in his own mind. He's zombie Raja is now
fighting you.
Speaker 1: I didn't get the fuck up the rope?
Speaker 5: Yeah, you guys aren't getting Now.
Speaker 1: I'm going to intimidate him and say dn't. If you
don't get the fuck up the rope, I'm going to
rag you over to the gorge and throw you off myself.
Speaker 6: You see is unresponsive.
Speaker 5: It's definitely gonna work. Someone's ever been to therapy. Give
me another, I mean another strength save right? Yeah? No, no, no, yeah,
dumba Odden is now trying to break just mine still
got him, mine, You still got him. God, I'm trying
to figure out.
Speaker 1: I don't even know if you guys would hear this
because this is one hundred feet up.
Speaker 2: Well, I I can't quiet, but kran is down there
next to you, and I see and hear everything he
sees in here, so I can see all of what's
going on.
Speaker 5: I love this ship is sitting sitting on a static night.
He's got this weird fucking box and he's just in
these weird things.
Speaker 2: Message has a range of one hundred and twenty feet actually,
so yeah, I can message them if I need to.
Speaker 5: My my built intelepathy is only thirty feet. Harden. Yeah,
he's he's he's gone.
Speaker 6: Literally like everything you guys did, I was like, don't
do it, don't do it, do it. Oh God, it's worse,
it's worse.
Speaker 5: Now, give me a give me a concept. Strings that's
a fail stuck to the blanket and from me.
Speaker 1: Now I have armor on we we did this still
stuck to it?
Speaker 5: But I can't.
Speaker 1: But I can't get poison because it's it's my armor,
right or No, didn't you lose a glove? No, I
ripped it off.
Speaker 5: He made the strength check to rip it off last time.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but like it was stuck to his glove at first.
Speaker 3: Was that chat?
Speaker 5: You are stuck has Chat? Okay, we don't listen to chat. Yeah,
I hate them too. Okay, just for the record, I
hate all of you.
Speaker 1: Has Thanks for that one.
Speaker 5: Thanks for that one reminder. Everyone keep him coming.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna rip the fucking blanket off, Rajah. Sorry, Jesse Strength, Sorry, buddy, Yes,
I'm so sorry, Jesse. I'm going to b Arden in
the fucking blanket.
Speaker 5: All right, Arden, give me a constitution saving thro Jesse.
Speaker 1: I love you, buddy.
Speaker 5: Uh, that's a fail. You are wrapped in the blanket out.
This is gonna hurt you. Zombie Raja fucking slams you
for eight bludge and I'm suddenly just.
Speaker 1: This piece of ship up the fucking rope.
Speaker 5: Okay, you're dragging both of them, Zombie ra Mbie Zombie Raja.
Speaker 1: That's why I said I'm sorry. I have to leave
him behind.
Speaker 5: Zombie Roger is wandering around, give me an athletics check
with I'm gonna cast likes is watching this with and
at first he was like, but after like two or
three minutes of this, he's gone, come on, come on.
Speaker 2: And then and then finally seeing Roger like starting to
attack people and and what what.
Speaker 5: Strength is about to do? He just I'm gonna cast
suggestion on on ardent. Okay? What is that?
Speaker 2: And it means I can put like a single sentenced
suggestion in his head and if it's within his power
and reasonable to do so, he.
Speaker 5: Has to comply. It's not to make it safe.
Speaker 2: Uh he It's a d C sixteen wisdom safe.
Speaker 5: God was saved. Good call, Thank you jes oh my God.
Fran loves it. He loves it.
Speaker 14: Okay, yeah, Penny Hill Fame, can you play that on
your part?
Speaker 5: He resist like I'm I'm messaging, I'm messaging strings. He resisted,
He resisted the spell.
Speaker 2: I'll try messaging Arden and try convincing him to come up,
even though and I know he's not I don't know
he's not responding together. But I'm gonna try and break
through to him and just put my head my voice
into his head and say the two that you've lost,
their lives will be completely in vain if you give up.
Now when we're right next to the exit, suck it
up and let's go. It's not too late to bring
them back. There's an arch priest in shallow scar. It's
like one day's train from here.
Speaker 6: Do you save against that?
Speaker 5: I guess would it be like, I mean, you can
if you if you want to roll for it, then yeah,
it would be a persuasion versus I don't know an
insight your own personal DC that you want to fucking
set if it's if it's if you think it's basically
like A five is easy, A ten is a medium,
A fifteen is hard, at twenty is really hard, At
twenty five is impossible.
Speaker 6: Day say fifteen, Yeah.
Speaker 5: I am seventeen.
Speaker 6: There you go, yeah, because you're not gonna be any
It's very convincing.
Speaker 5: I just he'll just not even say anything and just
start grabbing the rope.
Speaker 1: Come on it, like needs you. I'm being dragged, I think, so,
why am I'm gonna rip it off of him yet again?
Speaker 5: Drink yep and throw it on RASA. Get control of
the zombie thing before you come up the rocks on Raja.
It's on him yet he's still fucking I'm.
Speaker 1: Wrapping him up like a fucking spider, like a goddamn burrito.
Speaker 2: Actually, cats, we just killed the zombie. It'll just put
him back to his normal dead state.
Speaker 5: You're right, Yeah, yep, clearly is it here? You stab
it in his head because he deader his brain and
he falls over dead.
Speaker 1: Please forgive me, Rajah, that says grave. But yeah, that's
the that's my that's my my dual attack. So I
do the attack and then I smack with the end
of it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm just pointing out you didn't have to impale
his brain. It's it's it's it's a bludgeoning.
Speaker 1: No man, Roger is gonna come back with fucking fluid leak,
And I'm carrying this piece of ship zombie up.
Speaker 5: The fucking rope. Yes, fimbing up the rope the entire time.
Speaker 1: I'm going to kill Aden, I'm gonna kill Mistra, I'm
gonna kill that fucking imp I'm gonna kill them all.
Speaker 6: As as a string starts going up the rope.
Speaker 3: In just safety rope.
Speaker 1: I didn't come.
Speaker 6: To as as Protato continues, to out youse safety ropes
and probably falls to his death.
Speaker 5: I'm fine, and I'm fine.
Speaker 1: I am so fine, athletics never been more fine.
Speaker 5: Seven he's still struggling. Even he may have overcome the
mental capacity to climb, but he just can't physically do it.
Speaker 1: You waitn as I'm by him, as I'm out of inspiration.
Speaker 5: I can guidance him. But that's only one D four.
I don't know if it'll Maybe it'll.
Speaker 1: Get I feel like it's a fifteen to get out.
Speaker 5: It's a ten to climb up this road.
Speaker 1: Then fucking roll a one dy four go please for
the lover crie.
Speaker 5: Yeah, he's such a climb, I mean, up the rope
you get to the top. But again you still gotta
climb up the fucking ladder. But it's a lot easier
to do than this fucking shitty rope. Once you get
to the top, you guys can push all the way
up into the actual cabin that cavins just climb down
into here from with the I think it's still an map.
Actually it was this fucking place. You remember, this is.
Speaker 6: Where you went in?
Speaker 5: Yeah I remember, and yeah, you come up here. We'll
say like because I think I did say it, just
I don't know why. I don't have a ladder there anymore.
I see it now. There was another one that went up.
I just don't know where I live with it in here. Essentially,
you come back up into this, this fucking thing. It
doesn't matter. You guys, climb up this ladder. Finally get
up to the top. Everybody takes a moment. Zombie Raja
wrapped like a burrito, snapping wildly. No he's dead. Oh no,
he's dead. Yeah he's dead. You carried him up just
a fucking body.
Speaker 2: You have to, don't You have to roll to see
if he survives it because of their undead fortitude, passive
like you kill him.
Speaker 5: I do, but I'm not gonna because I can't be.
It's just gonna be you just bludging in him until
he's dead. He's not gonna be ever.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I would have beat this ship out of him,
just gonna take up my fucking annger on lose.
Speaker 5: At this point, it's fine. I just wanted to see
if you truly fuck up the attack roll and just
like hit him, and I was gonna have just fall
off the two hundred and fifty into the gorge and
explode and be even more difficult to bring back. The
only reason if you'd loved me, we definitely have wandered
off that leg. I know. That's why it's two hundred
and fifty feet down. That's what you would have fallen
last week as well. So you guys climb up, and
vasili As you point at the much safer route, like
there's a route that you can traverse through these tunnels.
Now you're back in the tungs that you know, not
the underdog, but the actual tunnels that lead you up
towards where the train station is. There's even an area
before the train station where you could stop and one
of you could peek out and check for the train
every now and then. Vasilius, you're not obviously being hunted
by anyone on the Dragon or anything, so you can
check the trains and stuff like that. And yeah, well
I would assume you guys get to that area. Vasilius
probably heads off by himself towards the train station to
try and gleam any information about when the last train
was or when the next one might be. Carlias's body
lying on one side, Raja's body lying on the other,
strings looking a little beaten up and tired, definitely covered
in sand and dust. Lash looking a little beaten up
and tired, probably covered in slightly less sand and dirt, Arden,
looking a little weary, the shock of the death starting
to take its toll on his mind. And Vasilius walking
out of the tunnel with cran circling up above, kind
of just laughing at you all and how rubbish you are.
But that's a good place to end session. Deep down
in the under dark. However, in that cavern, in the
cavern where you just were incredibly somehow hidden, clinging to
the roof like spiders, like horrible little spider creatures, there
are two figures, their eyes glowing a little red as
they are just holding on by their hands and legs
at the top. They look at each other and smile.
These two figures, very finely dressed a little dirtier than
they were. They looked to one another and they kind
of like shake their heads. One says to the other.
So I suppose they're going back out, and they're going
back up there. Yes, I suppose they are. Is it daytime? Yes,
we'll have to wait here for a bit then, Okay,
I suppose we'll wait here for a bit. Then it's
a wild goose chase. It's a wild goose chase. I'm
sure they'll lead us to where we need to go.
And the two terrible figures rest in the under dark,
waiting or night to fall. And that is truly where
we end, because again you're being followed. These motherfuckers had
to follow you around the ship. Okay, so every time
their fucking ac is going up every time. I'm kidding.
I'm sure they're friendly, right, Yeah, who likes to probably
talk them into being friendly? Maybe maybe. Uh, that's the
end of the session. Anna, how you doing, buddy?
Speaker 1: We got you, bud, Yeah, got this my bad you
know'void in my heart.
Speaker 5: Just just to be fair, I should have died. I
should have died a long time ago.
Speaker 1: My last character died and you had to deal with
the sadness. Now I have to deal with the sadness.
Speaker 5: To be fair to you know.
Speaker 2: The irony under the irony is the moment Rajah was
brought back. I was just gonna have him punched, Carlias,
And now they're like, assuming we succeed in resurrecting the
both of them, they just be coming back at the
same time.
Speaker 5: Oh you too.
Speaker 6: I just imagine your guys' ghosts are attached to the
bodies and you're boths just talking to each other as
we're carrying your limp bodies out.
Speaker 5: Of the rope.
Speaker 1: I'm going to fucking kill both of you once he resurrect,
and then kill someone else for the money to resurrect you.
Speaker 3: Against sell somebody's ass.
Speaker 2: I think Massilias has not mentioned the paycheck to any
of you guys, right, No, he never mentioned that Carlias
is worth a thousand gold.
Speaker 5: Why he's so dedicated to this? We will resurrect thee
Oh my god, oh man, that.
Speaker 1: Was such a fucking why did we even go to
the fucking under dark?
Speaker 5: Well? Did we even get to the undertar?
Speaker 1: We did.
Speaker 2: We would have been fine if you didn't nuke down
half the party's health.
Speaker 1: Listen, we are also we wouldn't have the sand months.
We wouldn't have killed them if I didn't nuke down
half the party's health, because I did. Technically, I did
sixty eight to seventy damage in one turn from bumping
both of them back and then the tree stock falling
on them. That was like seventy to maybe eighty damage
in my tree stock.
Speaker 7: Look, kid it I was honestly before that happened, I
was about to use a greater healing pertion.
Speaker 5: That was Arden was gonna actual, you know, be involved
in a combat for once.
Speaker 1: You've only been in combat with us the one time
you fucking nuke.
Speaker 5: The vais the option to hand over Carlias to aid.
He's dead. I know, I could just give him the
fucking body and you get fucking well, he doesn't hunt
you anymore. Bet.
Speaker 2: I was thinking about how funny it would be if
the Celias went to find Oid and said, hey, the
dwarf you're hunting, yea.
Speaker 5: How much does he work? How much is it over?
Is it over one thousand?
Speaker 1: So technically we could bring him back, but say we
want to bury him ourselves. And then two birds one stone, Yeah.
Speaker 6: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah he killed him?
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, I want to kill Carlias.
Speaker 1: You got a fee to pay, so you got to pay,
all right?
Speaker 5: All right? That hat cost me a lot of money.
Speaker 1: What about the wizard outfit I got? And then you
killed my fucking win.
Speaker 6: At least you didn't dye your hair silver.
Speaker 5: Look what about the seven bucks I spent on my
red hood. I think we've all learned a lesson here.
Don't cause plays your character because I will kill them.
I fucking hate.
Speaker 1: So you don't even you barely even kill players. Don't
even start with me.
Speaker 5: You were reluctant.
Speaker 3: One is pretty good.
Speaker 6: Yeah, what is your track record compared to wax Steve?
And I thought wax Steven was the killing everyone?
Speaker 1: Wax Stephen will kill anybody at any time with no
chance for them to come back at all.
Speaker 5: He's very fair everyone. Well, uh, Connor killed Kenn Yeah,
the suspect, it was the spectator. I killed. I killed Raja,
but for Celia's kind of killed, kind of killed.
Speaker 2: He was he was, he was already down and he
had been blasted by a thunderwear.
Speaker 5: The flame is not entirely mine here. I added one
check bark to his three checks.
Speaker 1: Somehow, some decide I'm not entirely to as Chat says, somehow,
I'm responsible for all of the death, and.
Speaker 5: You're involved quite heavily. Yeah, it's it's a it's a thing. Anyway,
let's let's let's let's do a quick round the shout outs,
and then we'll see you guys next week. Find out
what the fuck. I don't know. Okay, I don't know. Okay,
I don't even know. We'll see what's going on. First
part was I hit him again after he was dead.
I guess Connor could play zombie Rajah for a bit.
Speaker 6: I know I'm taking off. I'm taking off Wednesday for
twitch Con next week.
Speaker 5: Oh Ship, who's a twitch con? You?
Speaker 1: We're all a twitch everyone for Connor and you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm not going this year.
Speaker 5: And Connor doing the one on one Gamill one shot,
Emil the Gamille in the fucking Raven Love setting one shot.
I'm kidding. I'm not doing that.
Speaker 6: I'm just gonna take No, it should be it should
be Connor or No, Carlias and RL discussing how he's
going to come back to life.
Speaker 5: I did consider just throwing that scene in at the end.
Speaker 6: I was like, oh, you're back already, huh.
Speaker 5: I don't know. I don't know. I don't know if
you will give a fuck about.
Speaker 6: Maybe Miami Blossom is actually RG and we're good man.
Speaker 5: Maybe Miami Blossom will be a playable character.
Speaker 6: Yeah, I don't want to.
Speaker 3: Miami will pay to have Carlias shipped so you can
be Miami Blossom would be the worst character to play.
Speaker 5: I know what Miami Blossom's like fighting stats are, and
he is yoga. I can come kidding you.
Speaker 6: He'll just have have Miami Blossom be able to dominate minds.
He can just pay somebody on the enemy team to
switch sides for that battle.
Speaker 5: That's cool. That's a cool little thing. Uh what if
don't get to play?
Speaker 1: We literally we made it twenty feet and then we
went back one day one day. Oh my fucking god.
Speaker 6: I can't wait to go to Raven.
Speaker 2: Now, now you know why Vacilius recommended against it.
Speaker 5: To say I told you so next year. All right,
quick round of shots. Let's stop with the dead boy
because he's dead as well, which sad guy? What's up?
Speaker 2: Guy's fair light EXCaliber? I used to be a variety streamer.
Now just pla legend at least still Destiny two comes out.
I also enjoy either getting my own characters killed or
other party members killed. Fun fact, my first ever tabletop
ARP character, I specifically, I gave him a really long,
barely pronounceable name. It was It was Perilious Karellion, which
is t p.
Speaker 5: K, and I just went out of my way to
try to get a party killed. That's pretty good. Good.
My first my first ever character was called m LG,
which is MLG because he used to do backflips into
battle and I fucking with that is your blades and shit?
Yeah yeah, yeah, I got that initialism game going on
as well. Nice, All right, Well, everybody give mister Fellow's
gallaboro follow. What about the true Dead character Rotato because
you die first.
Speaker 1: Kenneth, I used to be a variety of streamer as well,
but now I just stream Divinity Original Sin Too. Join
me on my seven hundred hour campaign to finish Divinity
Original Sin Too. Go watch our other Table Story shows
as well. Go up to the YouTube if you guys
haven't already, we're pretty close to twenty five hundred subs,
so you know we're making it big on YouTube. Currently,
we're making a pretty fucking big We're at Superstar.
Speaker 5: Ony five hundred. At twenty five hundred, we do the
Smash Bros Melee where we get all the Table Story
characters to fight each other in.
Speaker 1: And oh my God and the God Like, I'm actually
down for that. It's happening live on stream.
Speaker 5: I think we should do that. Ship we'll do a
big fucking fuck off charity stream. Yeah, the whole we
do that. We finally do the dual DM thing for
we have to get Whack to do it as well
in case both of our characters, because Gooch and Captain
war Buckler would be in it and they could potentially
have to fight Kenneth or or something.
Speaker 1: Triple DM session at subs on YouTube.
Speaker 5: We've we've literally discussed it before and it's just it's
a fucking logistics nightmare. If we can put it off,
it would be fucking dope. But we just get every
table story character and have them fight for a fucking knockout. Anyway,
all right now the next dead character dead behind the
eyes Arden.
Speaker 6: Yeah, Jesus man. Like I was like, all right, we
got to get out of here.
Speaker 15: And then it just like kept piling on of like
oh god, because yeah, chat you you have no idea
who that woman was in the church and that was
not that.
Speaker 6: That was horrible timing for all this stuff to happen,
Like you.
Speaker 5: I don't know that was so long that got away.
Speaker 6: I don't know that one.
Speaker 5: Gets away from Ard one except Raja and Carlias.
Speaker 6: Uh yeah. Stream of Lames I finally stopped playing Divinity
because literally it was I think, destroying my channel from
the inside out. There's one point I was just like, hey, Chad,
how you guys doing like what person? Like do a gun?
Speaker 5: I was like one guy.
Speaker 6: And willing something new.
Speaker 5: I am willing to kill my channel.
Speaker 1: I'm willing to kill my channel for this game. Okay, yeah, Sev.
Speaker 5: That's exactly what happened to me.
Speaker 2: When I tried playing tech In for like a month
and my and I dropped from like four thousand consistent
viewers to about nine hundred. I was like, maybe I
should play something other than checking.
Speaker 6: When it drops that much. Yeah, you're like, all right,
those three people that are still there.
Speaker 5: I just told all my viewers.
Speaker 1: I was like, yeah, guys, I know we get three
hundred less people but yourselves.
Speaker 5: I really like this game. I have the opposite problem.
If I don't play pub, no one will shot. Yeah.
You know that's it. That's all there is to it. Uh,
it's my dashing personality. I'm sure. All right now, the
actual dead person Connor Chronus. You thought I was gonna
do blast.
Speaker 9: The dudes, Connor, I'm out, I'll there for him from
my name is Connor Cronis and I play games every night, and.
Speaker 5: That's how we shouldn't. That's how he should sayd but
for some reason he doesn't. That's just where are people
following you? Boy?
Speaker 7: You find me a twitch down too? Before the last
Connor Coronas, I'm actually gonna be live here shortly playing
some more Shadow of War.
Speaker 5: Taking my anger and aggression out on some freaking or
scum yee so.
Speaker 6: Until they become vulnerable to every attack.
Speaker 5: Yeah, until they start killing me over and over and
over and over again. Uh and then last, but absolutely
not at least miss Gray.
Speaker 1: The only person dies and the only person who hasn't
died don't man.
Speaker 5: But her entire species has.
Speaker 1: Dude, can't my chat. My chat keeps asking me. They're like, so,
how's the budding romance going?
Speaker 6: Like great?
Speaker 1: Can't wait till they find out their own families?
Speaker 5: So, dude, I just love it.
Speaker 1: It's so fucked up.
Speaker 5: That's what I love.
Speaker 3: Speaking of, so fucked up. If you you guys want
to see something pretty fucked up, you should go to
twitch dot tv forward Last Tuesday Gray, because that person
barely ever streams it. When she does, it's pubg or divinity.
Speaker 5: They can see you right here.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you can just see me right here. Hi, watch again?
Speaker 5: Not next week after that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I was about to make that much more mean,
and then I was like, that's the can.
Speaker 5: Already see your face? That's too horrific attacks from fee everybody.
Speaker 1: And horrific, both violent and horrific. The Street Journal is
going to write an article about it. Man attacks woman online. Yeah,
nothing surprising, nothing about you, Brad.
Speaker 5: Hey, it's me Brad. We'll we will not be here
next week, so bear that in mind. Two weeks from
now will be we'll be returning, and we'll see what
these guys are doing about all of this mess. They
got a lot of ship to untangle, and I'm interested
to see how they're going to do it just as
much as you. It's the weirdest thing. I get to
be a viewer too, kind of. So yeah, join us.
Then other than that, you can catch some other bullshit
that we do. Are we actually doing stuff on Sunday? Yeah,
I don't know when. I don't know when twitch corn.
Speaker 1: Is so yeah, it's next weekend, So we're good this weekend.
Speaker 5: So you've got Neon Scream and Friday and then Ilios
on Sunday, where I play Captain Ward Butler, an old curmudgeonly.
Speaker 1: No, and Connor is actually alive in that campaign. Connor's
alive in that one, and it has gods fighting for him.
Speaker 5: My first character is dead though already. No, yeah, no,
he's not dead. Oh well, yeah he's dead. Not yet,
he's dead. He's dead. He's dead.
Speaker 15: Hey, guys, Brad Water join in the game today.
Speaker 6: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: Uh so, yeah, we'll see you then, I don't know, all.
Speaker 1: Right, real quick, real quick, before we go the next
weekend of when twitch con happens. For anyone curious, I'm
gonna be vodcasting I think Ilios and probably one of
our other shorter campaigns. So if you guys want to
catch up, I think maybe with with Storm King Sunder,
which is another campaign that Brad's run and Connor was
in and I was in. You can find out the
backstory behind Kellum Voor in the in the Table Store universe.
I'm gonna be vodcasting there for the whole weekend.
Speaker 5: So it also has a character called Gamal in it,
and Gamil was transported to another dimension at the end
of Storm King's Thunder. Was it dust veil find out
if they bring back Carlias, because Gamille could fucking just
show up because I run shit like Stephen King does
with a dark tower and everything's connected, So fucking yeah,
it's possible a tentacle will appear in the clouds above
you on the train dust out and fucking just slammed
the meal into a seat next to you, and that
is how That's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, But then, but then Connor is never gonna want
to res what's his face, He's never going to run
a res carl play meal again.
Speaker 2: I'm just gonna say, your showed up. I wouldn't care
whether Roslet's bring.
Speaker 5: Then the thing is is that the soul has to
be willing, and I've always taken that kind of as
like the player has to be your soul is the player, right,
So if the player is not willing, and you guys
can still go through the motions of trying to res
Carlyas and he just doesn't want to. He's done, he's okay,
he's at peace. Whatever happened to him in the after life,
he just doesn't come back. So you can keep that
character but still go through the motions of attempting to
bring him back, so we'll see go Tho and and
Gamill next two weeks and Gideon and what's your character's name?
Speaker 3: On Warped Tuesday, I almost said clicks it's Nova.
Speaker 5: Nova and then intenshi what was your characters name?
Speaker 6: And sends back to Varanas even more insufferable.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'll be and I'll be da You'll be playing
in the Fracture World's campaign for no reasoning up. All right, Well,
thanks for watching, everybody. I hope you have fun. We'll
see you in two weeks time, two Wednesdays or just into.
Speaker 1: Net make shure I go follow everybody and we'll see
you in two weeks.
Speaker 5: Every Wednesday, three pm Eastern. Bye bye, aad.
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