WEBVTT 1 00:00:02.279 --> 00:00:05.799 When fan winn, I'll show you gone ruin ahead me 2 00:00:05.879 --> 00:00:10.080 axcept with sweet the sewing in told out Shaw shank 3 00:00:10.199 --> 00:00:13.519 through the sewer. Kid, Now what chill in at the eagle? Yeah? 4 00:00:13.560 --> 00:00:16.559 We doing in three you clod on the dock. Got 5 00:00:16.679 --> 00:00:18.719 a habit for my house, a goat status. 6 00:00:18.800 --> 00:00:22.359 Howard, turning to kid Crabbit shows that up both apply 7 00:00:22.640 --> 00:00:23.359 like a rabbit. 8 00:00:23.600 --> 00:00:27.480 Tune in, zone out, crank it up, Pete the habit I. 9 00:00:28.559 --> 00:00:35.399 Hang out with friend, lock in on Lady Kat Christine. 10 00:00:37.719 --> 00:00:40.240 All that the lady all. 11 00:00:40.240 --> 00:00:42.600 Right, we have a fun show today. We're gonna prove 12 00:00:42.640 --> 00:00:44.679 it over the course of the next three hours. I'm 13 00:00:44.719 --> 00:00:47.479 Ben Rogers, joined by my close personal homies since nineteen 14 00:00:47.479 --> 00:00:51.640 eighty two, jepskin Wade, Christina Cornbread, Little Baby Cornbread, Ray 15 00:00:51.759 --> 00:00:54.920 the Pride and Joy of Oatmeal, Pizza Blanket, and Kevin 16 00:00:55.000 --> 00:00:57.439 Kat Turner, the Pride and Joy of Only. We're gonna 17 00:00:57.479 --> 00:01:02.000 dive right into this because I saw on Friday that 18 00:01:02.439 --> 00:01:04.480 I guess it'd started exploding on my timeline over the 19 00:01:04.519 --> 00:01:07.319 weekend and I found it to be hilarious. And it 20 00:01:07.480 --> 00:01:11.359 was at Lebron James before a game, a home game 21 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:13.760 in LA against the Houston rockets. I guess this happened 22 00:01:13.799 --> 00:01:16.760 on Friday night before the game. Hours before the game. 23 00:01:16.799 --> 00:01:19.280 People aren't even in the arena yet. He's just doing 24 00:01:19.319 --> 00:01:21.359 his pregame workout. You know, he gets there four or 25 00:01:21.400 --> 00:01:24.840 five hours early. He's got this rigorous workout that he 26 00:01:24.959 --> 00:01:27.319 goes through. Then he goes and gets a massage, all 27 00:01:27.400 --> 00:01:29.239 this stuff. Like he's got this whole routine. I've seen 28 00:01:29.319 --> 00:01:32.439 videos about it. It's a pretty hardcore workout, like he's 29 00:01:32.519 --> 00:01:35.760 going running the full length of the court and dunking 30 00:01:35.879 --> 00:01:38.400 on both ends and stuff and like back at forth, 31 00:01:38.519 --> 00:01:41.200 just sprint, sprint, sprint, Just it's crazy workout. It's how 32 00:01:41.400 --> 00:01:45.719 you put up monster numbers at the age of forty. Yeah, 33 00:01:46.079 --> 00:01:50.480 he's not playing at forty. He's putting up monster numbers 34 00:01:50.519 --> 00:01:51.599 at the age of forty. 35 00:01:51.719 --> 00:01:52.879 It is sick. 36 00:01:53.200 --> 00:01:55.879 So apparently for this workout, I don't know why we 37 00:01:55.959 --> 00:02:00.840 even know about this. He was shirtless. That's hot, and 38 00:02:01.040 --> 00:02:04.719 so he does his workout shirtless. He's getting loose four 39 00:02:04.840 --> 00:02:06.920 hours before the game, just running back and forth, back 40 00:02:06.920 --> 00:02:10.599 and forth. Well, Isaiah Thomas took issue with it. I've 41 00:02:10.680 --> 00:02:14.199 seen some other people commented, but Isaiah Thomas is is 42 00:02:14.280 --> 00:02:17.080 the guy in charge of, you know, storming the castle 43 00:02:17.120 --> 00:02:20.120 with pitchforks on this one. Yep, he said, I just 44 00:02:20.199 --> 00:02:22.400 totally one hundred percent object to this. If I was 45 00:02:22.479 --> 00:02:24.479 the GM or coach, I would never let one of 46 00:02:24.520 --> 00:02:26.520 my players walk out on the floor looking like this. 47 00:02:27.120 --> 00:02:30.879 I mean, we are professional NBA league. We ain't summer league, 48 00:02:30.919 --> 00:02:33.719 we ain't the WYAMCA. I just think the professionalism in 49 00:02:33.759 --> 00:02:37.400 our NBA league has diminished so much. Look, I like Lebron, 50 00:02:37.439 --> 00:02:39.360 I'm a fan of his, so forth and so on, 51 00:02:39.759 --> 00:02:42.080 But to walk out on the floor before a game 52 00:02:42.159 --> 00:02:45.199 with no shirt on and shoot, I mean, come on, man, 53 00:02:45.599 --> 00:02:47.960 where are we at? What are we doing? Where are 54 00:02:47.960 --> 00:02:54.159 we at? Like the Lebron comes back in post totally 55 00:02:54.240 --> 00:02:56.960 object to this. He has the quote the professionalism on 56 00:02:57.000 --> 00:02:58.840 our NBA league has diminished so much, So he puts 57 00:02:58.879 --> 00:02:59.360 that in quotes. 58 00:02:59.400 --> 00:03:04.960 He says, oh, I'm sorry. No, he came back and said, man, 59 00:03:05.039 --> 00:03:07.080 I was going to say something, but it's useless at 60 00:03:07.120 --> 00:03:08.919 this point in my career. Anyways. 61 00:03:09.039 --> 00:03:11.960 More important, congratulations JJ on a fifty win season in 62 00:03:12.039 --> 00:03:12.360 the West. 63 00:03:13.120 --> 00:03:14.159 That's what Lebron said. 64 00:03:14.240 --> 00:03:18.080 Yeah, that's great, you know, I mean, can you really 65 00:03:18.199 --> 00:03:20.680 congratulate a guy on a fifty win season when he's 66 00:03:20.680 --> 00:03:23.719 gifted Luca, right, I mean, I feel like you and 67 00:03:23.759 --> 00:03:24.919 I would have gotten fifty wins. 68 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:26.879 We would have we would have got I had a 69 00:03:26.919 --> 00:03:27.680 fifty one season. 70 00:03:27.759 --> 00:03:31.680 If you give me, if you give me, uh, Luca 71 00:03:31.879 --> 00:03:34.400 Lebron and most importantly, Austin Reeves, I can. 72 00:03:34.360 --> 00:03:36.400 Get you fifty. Where it is your bingo card one 73 00:03:36.479 --> 00:03:37.120 of the names. 74 00:03:37.240 --> 00:03:39.319 Did y'all see the video of Austin Reeves running and 75 00:03:39.400 --> 00:03:41.360 jumping in Anthony Davis's arms? 76 00:03:41.599 --> 00:03:43.759 Huh, that's really fun. I'll find it and send it 77 00:03:43.840 --> 00:03:44.000 to you. 78 00:03:44.080 --> 00:03:46.199 So after the game, you know, most of the cameras 79 00:03:46.199 --> 00:03:49.360 are obviously following around Anthony Davis and Luca because that's 80 00:03:49.520 --> 00:03:51.879 this is last Wednesday. That's the whole story. But I 81 00:03:51.919 --> 00:03:54.759 saw a video, all sense. It's great where Austin Reeves 82 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:57.400 ran up after the game and jumped into Anthony Davis's 83 00:03:57.479 --> 00:03:59.960 arms like a little puppy, like while they're on opposite team, 84 00:04:00.280 --> 00:04:02.560 after the game, after the game, after the game. Yeah, 85 00:04:02.879 --> 00:04:04.719 it's it's a I didn't see it until yesterday. It's 86 00:04:04.719 --> 00:04:06.879 a great little video. But do you guys have a 87 00:04:06.960 --> 00:04:09.919 problem with a guy because my understanding and I don't 88 00:04:09.960 --> 00:04:12.759 know the video I saw, it's so early. 89 00:04:13.039 --> 00:04:15.199 I don't think they allow people in the building yet. 90 00:04:15.360 --> 00:04:15.400 No. 91 00:04:16.120 --> 00:04:21.160 Okay, So, so he opposes to Lebron being shirtless anywhere 92 00:04:21.199 --> 00:04:23.639 outside of the locker room. Is his He's just saying 93 00:04:23.639 --> 00:04:25.600 it's not professional for him to be out there on 94 00:04:25.759 --> 00:04:28.560 the court without a shirt on. And I'm like, who cares? Like, 95 00:04:28.639 --> 00:04:31.279 who cares at all? Are you worried about He's just 96 00:04:31.480 --> 00:04:33.680 he thinks it's a bad look. It shows a lack 97 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:36.839 of professionalism for this to be caught on camera. Oh so, 98 00:04:37.199 --> 00:04:41.199 so it's the camera man's fault. I mean, so basically 99 00:04:41.399 --> 00:04:44.959 they're working out away from the eye of the general public. 100 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:49.160 So what he's taking offense to is a man being 101 00:04:49.279 --> 00:04:50.920 shirtless outside of the locker room. 102 00:04:51.079 --> 00:04:53.759 Okay, you see what I'm saying. Yeah, there's a gut 103 00:04:53.879 --> 00:04:59.639 walking his dogs right now, and he's shirtless dogs every 104 00:04:59.680 --> 00:05:03.759 day life, because I've never seen KT shirtless. Okay, but 105 00:05:03.879 --> 00:05:06.839 I mean I want to is that guy disrespecting those dogs? No, 106 00:05:07.639 --> 00:05:11.480 So at some point it becomes disrespectful to have your 107 00:05:11.519 --> 00:05:13.839 shirt off. Also, think it depends on the guy and 108 00:05:13.920 --> 00:05:15.800 his body. And if you don't want to see me 109 00:05:15.959 --> 00:05:17.639 with my shirt off, I do. But if I looked 110 00:05:17.680 --> 00:05:19.920 at like Lebron, I wouldn't wear a shirt to work. 111 00:05:20.720 --> 00:05:23.839 I would wear a necklace. And Okay, let me ask 112 00:05:23.879 --> 00:05:26.600 you this. Let me ask you this. 113 00:05:27.040 --> 00:05:27.240 Yeah. 114 00:05:27.480 --> 00:05:33.040 Is it okay at a patio bar, a patio restaurant 115 00:05:33.720 --> 00:05:34.639 to wear a tank top? 116 00:05:36.600 --> 00:05:39.839 I mean a tank top? Again, it depends on the guy. Right, 117 00:05:40.040 --> 00:05:41.160 What are your thoughts, Christina? 118 00:05:41.399 --> 00:05:43.360 You can wear a tank top to a patio bar. 119 00:05:43.399 --> 00:05:44.279 I'm talking about a dude. 120 00:05:44.560 --> 00:05:47.079 Yes, absolutely, especially when it's kind of like this and 121 00:05:47.120 --> 00:05:48.120 it's only going to get hotter. 122 00:05:48.680 --> 00:05:48.920 Yeah. 123 00:05:49.000 --> 00:05:51.040 Man, I kind of have a strict no tak top 124 00:05:51.120 --> 00:05:52.160 policy for all men. 125 00:05:53.040 --> 00:05:54.399 I didn't say I talked to you if you were 126 00:05:54.439 --> 00:05:56.079 wearing But it's fine. 127 00:05:56.759 --> 00:05:58.240 There are a lot of places that have a no shirt, 128 00:05:58.319 --> 00:06:01.399 no shoes, no dice policy. Right, but at some point 129 00:06:01.480 --> 00:06:05.160 it's okay to be shirtless, like in a beach community. 130 00:06:05.360 --> 00:06:07.920 Uh huh, that's outside of the beach. And then all 131 00:06:07.920 --> 00:06:10.600 of a sudden, where is it? Where is it inappropriate? 132 00:06:10.720 --> 00:06:12.639 Where did businesses have to stop and they, dude, you 133 00:06:12.639 --> 00:06:14.360 can't come in here with that shirt. And I think 134 00:06:14.519 --> 00:06:16.360 I think it should be extended to a tank top. 135 00:06:17.120 --> 00:06:20.279 I think that a man's armpit shouldn't be near public food. 136 00:06:20.480 --> 00:06:21.879 That's basically what it comes down to. 137 00:06:22.079 --> 00:06:24.839 I agree with you, But if you're gonna let women's. 138 00:06:24.560 --> 00:06:29.000 Arm pits, you know I'm being sexist here. Yeah, I'm 139 00:06:29.040 --> 00:06:31.240 okay with women wearing tank t Come. Women get to 140 00:06:31.240 --> 00:06:33.959 do all these things, but guys never can you know? Okay, 141 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:35.120 Antoine Walker. 142 00:06:35.160 --> 00:06:37.639 All the women get to go to space? Did you 143 00:06:37.680 --> 00:06:39.120 guys see Antoine Walker on Twitter? 144 00:06:39.279 --> 00:06:39.399 Huh? 145 00:06:39.959 --> 00:06:40.000 No? 146 00:06:40.240 --> 00:06:40.360 One? 147 00:06:40.439 --> 00:06:42.360 Why would I have? Do you follow him? 148 00:06:42.480 --> 00:06:42.519 No? 149 00:06:42.839 --> 00:06:45.079 Just you know, I mean, it's like, hey, here's something 150 00:06:45.160 --> 00:06:48.040 you'll like. Is he a volume tweeter? I this is 151 00:06:48.079 --> 00:06:49.800 the first tweet I've ever seen by his that I'm 152 00:06:49.800 --> 00:06:53.319 aware of. But he doesn't like that they allow xw 153 00:06:53.560 --> 00:06:57.120 NBA players to call NBA games but they don't let 154 00:06:57.399 --> 00:06:59.480 x NBA players call w NBA games. 155 00:06:59.519 --> 00:07:02.879 He's right, it's not fair. What a weird thing. I'm 156 00:07:02.920 --> 00:07:04.839 looking at this, going, oh, this should work out well 157 00:07:04.920 --> 00:07:05.360 on Twitter? 158 00:07:06.480 --> 00:07:09.480 By the way, Uh, the Dallas Wings have the number 159 00:07:09.519 --> 00:07:13.079 one pick in tonight's WNBA draft, Right, bring on, Page Beckers, 160 00:07:13.240 --> 00:07:13.519 let's go. 161 00:07:14.519 --> 00:07:15.160 It's exciting. 162 00:07:15.319 --> 00:07:18.160 Yeah, her parents getting away and saying nope, So where 163 00:07:18.480 --> 00:07:20.720 will she immediately be a top five player in the 164 00:07:20.800 --> 00:07:21.920 league or no, I. 165 00:07:21.920 --> 00:07:22.399 Don't think so. 166 00:07:22.600 --> 00:07:25.399 But she's she's a really really good player. She's a 167 00:07:25.480 --> 00:07:28.360 really good player. She had two knee injuries in college 168 00:07:29.000 --> 00:07:33.199 twenty though. Yeah, No, she's she's a she can shift 169 00:07:33.279 --> 00:07:36.439 the direction of your franchise. Okay, she's got an equity 170 00:07:36.480 --> 00:07:40.360 stake in that three on three league what's called Rivaled. 171 00:07:40.439 --> 00:07:40.600 Yeah. 172 00:07:40.639 --> 00:07:41.959 Yeah, big news over the weekend. 173 00:07:42.040 --> 00:07:45.920 But they don't play during the w NBA season. Yeah, 174 00:07:46.000 --> 00:07:47.879 so people are freaking out. They're like, oh my god, 175 00:07:47.920 --> 00:07:50.000 what she's not going to be a you know in 176 00:07:50.079 --> 00:07:50.319 the day. 177 00:07:50.360 --> 00:07:52.560 It's like, no, it's no different than Britney Grinder going 178 00:07:52.600 --> 00:07:55.000 to Russia to play and taking weed with her. Mm hmm. 179 00:07:55.240 --> 00:07:57.279 Well it's a little different, a little different. People are 180 00:07:57.399 --> 00:07:59.560 just now getting educated on the w NBA, that is 181 00:07:59.560 --> 00:08:01.399 what we'll yeah, yeah. 182 00:08:01.439 --> 00:08:04.480 And they're getting educated on can a guy be shirtless 183 00:08:04.639 --> 00:08:06.240 at a patio restaurant? 184 00:08:06.319 --> 00:08:09.240 All right, all right, we're off and running. Started with 185 00:08:09.319 --> 00:08:09.959 shirtless talk. 186 00:08:10.040 --> 00:08:12.920 We'll talk about Luca's jersey sales numbers and what it 187 00:08:13.040 --> 00:08:15.519 skin run into this weekend. That's all coming your way 188 00:08:15.959 --> 00:08:17.680 in about four minutes, So don't go anywhere. 189 00:08:17.720 --> 00:08:18.519 That's coming up next. 190 00:08:18.560 --> 00:08:22.240 All right, So it's a perilous situation for me. I 191 00:08:22.360 --> 00:08:26.120 am going to make sure that I hold in all farts. 192 00:08:27.319 --> 00:08:31.240 But the byproduct of that is that my stomach is 193 00:08:31.319 --> 00:08:35.159 making sounds that sound like some of our fart drops. 194 00:08:35.320 --> 00:08:37.559 Why don't you go pop a diaper on? No, I 195 00:08:37.600 --> 00:08:39.399 don't want to do that. I don't want to do that. 196 00:08:40.080 --> 00:08:42.799 But you know, like the fart drop we have, because 197 00:08:42.799 --> 00:08:45.919 we have some good ones, that kind of a sound 198 00:08:46.480 --> 00:08:51.320 that's coming out of my stomach. That's not that's coming 199 00:08:51.320 --> 00:08:54.559 out of my butt. That would be coming out of 200 00:08:54.600 --> 00:08:58.240 my butt. That would be coming out of my butt. 201 00:08:59.320 --> 00:09:03.639 That's definitely a better Yeah, those are all butt jams, man. 202 00:09:03.679 --> 00:09:06.759 I'd like to that a drum machine made with those. 203 00:09:07.600 --> 00:09:11.320 Getting a nice beating that right there can come out 204 00:09:11.360 --> 00:09:15.080 of your stomach. And so when your stomach is making 205 00:09:15.159 --> 00:09:17.799 that sound, there is no way you are going to 206 00:09:17.840 --> 00:09:20.559 fart because your fart can trick you. You get tricky, yeah, 207 00:09:20.879 --> 00:09:23.720 and then suddenly you got a problem. Yeah, and you're 208 00:09:23.799 --> 00:09:25.720 well on record you take a dump every one hour 209 00:09:25.759 --> 00:09:28.399 in seventeen minutes on everyone. I mean, when I'm healthy, 210 00:09:30.120 --> 00:09:32.799 when I'm in my best, when I'm in by playing shape. Yeah, 211 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:37.200 uh so no, So I'm like, I'm being careful here, Okay, 212 00:09:37.559 --> 00:09:40.559 thank you, hold it in. So we'll here's some Hopefully 213 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:42.720 we'll hear some sounds, but you'll know it's coming from 214 00:09:42.759 --> 00:09:44.480 my stomach because it will be not it won't be 215 00:09:44.519 --> 00:09:48.600 accompanied by a smell. Okay, like you would have to 216 00:09:48.720 --> 00:09:52.960 be dead inside for your stomach to make that sound. 217 00:09:53.480 --> 00:09:55.840 And then there's a smell that goes along with it. Right, 218 00:09:57.960 --> 00:09:58.559 why are we doing this? 219 00:09:58.799 --> 00:09:58.840 No? 220 00:09:59.000 --> 00:10:03.080 So, I have been drinking so heavily ye for so long, 221 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:09.960 and this morning I had a very delicious fried egg, turkey, 222 00:10:10.159 --> 00:10:14.200 cheese and cream cheese bagel that we made it the crib. 223 00:10:14.559 --> 00:10:16.159 That sounds amazing so good. 224 00:10:16.320 --> 00:10:19.159 Yeah, And then you know it's like when you have 225 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:21.720 something that big for breakfast, You're like, okay, but I 226 00:10:21.799 --> 00:10:23.679 need to eat something before going and doing the show. 227 00:10:24.480 --> 00:10:28.279 So I heated up some wings, had some leftover wings 228 00:10:28.360 --> 00:10:31.440 that where you're at. So this is where I'm at. 229 00:10:32.399 --> 00:10:33.799 So I don't want. 230 00:10:33.840 --> 00:10:36.919 I'm scared to fart because of the implications, uh huh. 231 00:10:37.360 --> 00:10:40.000 But the byproduct of that is that we went in 232 00:10:40.080 --> 00:10:43.000 there to do some recording earlier and my I had 233 00:10:43.080 --> 00:10:45.279 my headphones on. So I couldn't hear the sound, but 234 00:10:45.399 --> 00:10:47.200 I felt a little rumble in my stomach and I 235 00:10:47.279 --> 00:10:50.360 looked over and Christina made a look at me like, Okay. 236 00:10:50.360 --> 00:10:52.679 I could definitely hear it. I was just laughing at you. 237 00:10:52.840 --> 00:10:54.759 No judgment, But there was no There was no smell 238 00:10:55.200 --> 00:10:58.559 besides what I normally smell like, which isn't good smell whatsoever. 239 00:10:58.720 --> 00:11:01.879 I just rolled the dice. Man, Well, that's how to go. Yeah, 240 00:11:02.200 --> 00:11:04.720 a fart, I gotta go. That's fart, just to let 241 00:11:04.759 --> 00:11:08.320 it happen. Man, what you're describing as an internal fart? 242 00:11:08.720 --> 00:11:11.080 Oh tell me more. So you just farted inside your body. 243 00:11:11.080 --> 00:11:14.120 It's the most terrible in there. Wait inside Whenever you 244 00:11:14.240 --> 00:11:16.799 hear that, yeah, whenever you hear that noise? Now, it's 245 00:11:16.879 --> 00:11:17.440 just in there. 246 00:11:17.639 --> 00:11:18.360 Yeah, it smells. 247 00:11:18.679 --> 00:11:21.240 So if anyone ends up going inside my stomach, they 248 00:11:22.120 --> 00:11:26.080 are going to encounter the leftover remnants of what do 249 00:11:26.120 --> 00:11:26.360 you call it? 250 00:11:26.399 --> 00:11:27.559 An internal fart? Yeah? 251 00:11:27.799 --> 00:11:29.399 Yeah, They're gonna have to do with an internal fart, 252 00:11:29.519 --> 00:11:32.200 like falling on a grenade. Yeah, wait, what do you 253 00:11:32.279 --> 00:11:33.639 mean you fell on a fart? 254 00:11:33.960 --> 00:11:34.080 Oh? 255 00:11:34.200 --> 00:11:35.320 Yeah I did. 256 00:11:35.440 --> 00:11:38.759 I'm protecting you guys. Floated inside there somewhere Oh yeah, 257 00:11:38.799 --> 00:11:40.919 don't worry. I'm saying for today and today only. Don't 258 00:11:40.960 --> 00:11:43.600 protect us. Just no, hell no, dude, don't you know what? 259 00:11:44.080 --> 00:11:44.600 You got a fart? 260 00:11:44.679 --> 00:11:44.879 Fart? 261 00:11:45.080 --> 00:11:47.159 No, And he's starting about being really unhealthy. Those are 262 00:11:47.200 --> 00:11:49.840 gonna be it's gonna be hard to work. God, he's 263 00:11:49.960 --> 00:11:52.919 just trying to get me to ask my pants, which 264 00:11:53.000 --> 00:11:55.120 that's not a good friend, right, You're not being a 265 00:11:55.200 --> 00:11:57.279 good friend if you're trying to coerce me into in 266 00:11:57.399 --> 00:11:57.879 my pants. 267 00:11:58.000 --> 00:12:01.919 Says way more about your age. If you grab your 268 00:12:01.960 --> 00:12:03.720 pants now, I would be worried. 269 00:12:04.120 --> 00:12:05.000 I don't know about that. 270 00:12:05.200 --> 00:12:05.320 Man. 271 00:12:05.399 --> 00:12:07.720 There's a lot of dudes in their twenties that crapped 272 00:12:07.759 --> 00:12:09.720 their pants because they drank too much and they passed it. 273 00:12:09.799 --> 00:12:12.799 There's four guys and we happened to the all shocking. 274 00:12:12.879 --> 00:12:14.240 I had no idea we did this. 275 00:12:14.559 --> 00:12:17.279 Skin started rolling with a group of poop bandits at 276 00:12:17.279 --> 00:12:20.039 the Lakewood Country Club that all poop their pants and 277 00:12:20.159 --> 00:12:21.879 they have some bet with each other see who's the 278 00:12:21.919 --> 00:12:24.120 first one to poop their pants each year. We talked 279 00:12:24.159 --> 00:12:25.360 about it on the radio and I was like, I 280 00:12:25.399 --> 00:12:27.440 can't believe we're talking about this. We had them on 281 00:12:27.759 --> 00:12:29.799 and then there was a thousand people that go, yeph, I. 282 00:12:29.799 --> 00:12:30.399 Do that, dude? 283 00:12:30.519 --> 00:12:30.720 Yeah? 284 00:12:30.879 --> 00:12:34.120 Like what we actually bet and I went and did 285 00:12:34.200 --> 00:12:36.360 a concert when we were in a group in our 286 00:12:36.519 --> 00:12:39.480 twenties down and that was down in Houston. 287 00:12:39.600 --> 00:12:41.080 No, that was in Austin. That was the one down 288 00:12:41.159 --> 00:12:41.600 in Austin. 289 00:12:41.919 --> 00:12:44.320 And we got an ie hotel room and the guy 290 00:12:44.360 --> 00:12:47.559 who accompanied us and had foot the bill, got so 291 00:12:47.840 --> 00:12:50.360 drunk he passed out and asked his pants in the 292 00:12:50.440 --> 00:12:51.039 hotel room. 293 00:12:51.320 --> 00:12:54.759 And he was probably twenty three at the time. Something 294 00:12:54.840 --> 00:12:56.960 like that. You can never recover from that. 295 00:12:57.240 --> 00:13:00.399 It's hard to I mean, well, can you, like a 296 00:13:00.480 --> 00:13:03.600 financial advisor, to anyone who saw you do that? It's 297 00:13:04.159 --> 00:13:06.720 thirty years later and I hadn't seen him in a 298 00:13:06.759 --> 00:13:08.600 long time. I like every time I see him. But 299 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:12.159 it's like I do, man, you did pass out thirty 300 00:13:12.279 --> 00:13:15.559 years ago, and I remember looking at you laying on 301 00:13:15.679 --> 00:13:19.639 your side, and I was like, ah, man, and didn't 302 00:13:19.679 --> 00:13:21.279 we did we drag him out in the hall? 303 00:13:21.399 --> 00:13:21.720 I can't. 304 00:13:22.679 --> 00:13:25.600 I don't know. He might have had to sleep out 305 00:13:25.639 --> 00:13:26.000 in the hall. 306 00:13:26.159 --> 00:13:27.600 It's right. 307 00:13:27.799 --> 00:13:32.039 It's it's the blessing of memory that can that's the 308 00:13:32.120 --> 00:13:37.240 sound that can come from your stomach. That's but not sneeze. 309 00:13:38.159 --> 00:13:41.120 It's a stomach sneeze. Yeah, all right, it is kind 310 00:13:41.159 --> 00:13:41.960 of like a stomach seas. 311 00:13:42.000 --> 00:13:42.240 All right. 312 00:13:42.320 --> 00:13:45.200 Coming up next, we've got a note on Luca and 313 00:13:45.320 --> 00:13:49.120 the Hollywood Shuffle, a weird side effect of the Menindez Brothers. 314 00:13:49.159 --> 00:13:51.440 You don't want to miss this discussion. It's gonna be crazy. 315 00:13:51.960 --> 00:13:54.240 You are listening to the world famous Ben and Skin show. 316 00:13:54.320 --> 00:13:56.320 Glad to have you on the in the mix with 317 00:13:56.440 --> 00:13:58.039 us today. We're gonna have a fun show the rest 318 00:13:58.080 --> 00:13:59.639 of the way. Every once in a while, though, we 319 00:13:59.679 --> 00:14:02.480 will be sad because we'll have to mention Luka Doncic 320 00:14:02.919 --> 00:14:05.120 and realize that he is not on the Mavericks anymore. 321 00:14:05.600 --> 00:14:08.559 The Mavericks, though, did make the play in tournament. They'll 322 00:14:08.600 --> 00:14:13.039 play on Wednesday night against Sacramento in Sacramento. That's nine o'clock, right. 323 00:14:13.399 --> 00:14:15.519 Yes, nine o'clock okay, Central time. 324 00:14:15.799 --> 00:14:20.080 Okay, so late West Coast game there for the Mavericks. 325 00:14:20.120 --> 00:14:22.480 So the season is still going on now. The Lakers 326 00:14:22.559 --> 00:14:25.799 are the three seed in the West and had more 327 00:14:25.840 --> 00:14:29.480 good news today as the NBA released their top jersey 328 00:14:29.559 --> 00:14:35.759 sales for the entire season and Luca ended a twelve 329 00:14:35.799 --> 00:14:38.519 year run of Steph and Lebron being on top of 330 00:14:38.600 --> 00:14:41.639 that list for the first time in twelve years. It's 331 00:14:41.720 --> 00:14:44.039 not Steph at the top, it's not Lebron at the top, 332 00:14:44.440 --> 00:14:48.120 it's Luka Doncic and his seventy seven in purple and gold, 333 00:14:48.600 --> 00:14:53.039 the number one selling jersey in the Universe's that is 334 00:14:53.279 --> 00:14:55.799 saying something. Now, he does have the advantage of having 335 00:14:55.919 --> 00:14:59.080 two different team jerseys to sell in one year, But 336 00:14:59.240 --> 00:15:01.240 I do think it's interesting. I would love to see 337 00:15:01.240 --> 00:15:03.080 the percentage of those, Like you know, they have the 338 00:15:03.240 --> 00:15:06.879 NBA shop. I bet a giant number of those jerseys 339 00:15:06.960 --> 00:15:11.120 were shipped to an area code here in North Texas, 340 00:15:11.159 --> 00:15:13.200 a zip code here in North Texas. I've had a 341 00:15:13.279 --> 00:15:16.519 lot of Maverick fans about Laker Luca jerseys. Yeah, I 342 00:15:16.679 --> 00:15:20.399 saw that since the trade deadline, sales are up twenty 343 00:15:20.440 --> 00:15:24.759 two percent and they attribute that to Luca. Yeah, but 344 00:15:24.919 --> 00:15:27.480 they've got Luca at number one, Steph Curry at number two, 345 00:15:27.639 --> 00:15:31.279 Lebron James at number three, Tatum at number four, another 346 00:15:31.320 --> 00:15:33.960 guy the MAVs drafted, Jalen Brunton at number five. 347 00:15:34.360 --> 00:15:34.600 Wow. 348 00:15:34.960 --> 00:15:37.200 Well, it's good to be the star of a huge media. 349 00:15:37.279 --> 00:15:41.399 Mark Dix, Yeah, Yeah, Wemby at six, Shay at nine, 350 00:15:42.360 --> 00:15:46.519 The Joker at ten, Jannis at eleven, LaMelo Ball at twelve, 351 00:15:47.120 --> 00:15:49.480 Kevin Durant thirteen, and Devin Booker fourteen. 352 00:15:49.960 --> 00:15:53.320 Wow, you fired their coach today, the Suns. Yeah, they're 353 00:15:54.080 --> 00:15:58.399 the third coach in three years they fired. They're struggling guys. 354 00:15:58.519 --> 00:16:00.159 Their owner didn't give a crap about then. 355 00:16:00.799 --> 00:16:03.679 Now, well you know who he is. He used it's 356 00:16:03.720 --> 00:16:05.600 like a shebar or something right now. He used. 357 00:16:05.679 --> 00:16:07.440 Yeah, he used to play. He was on the matteen 358 00:16:07.559 --> 00:16:12.240 Cleves Michigan State team. So he definitely thinks he knows basketball. 359 00:16:12.480 --> 00:16:13.000 And he has. 360 00:16:13.360 --> 00:16:17.799 Unlimited pockets because he was part of that huge mortgage jugget. 361 00:16:17.919 --> 00:16:21.559 So he's not he's younger than us, he's a billionaire, 362 00:16:21.679 --> 00:16:23.679 and he is spending money to run the team the 363 00:16:23.759 --> 00:16:24.759 way he wants to run it. 364 00:16:25.080 --> 00:16:27.080 So I'm looking at the schedule of things we're going 365 00:16:27.120 --> 00:16:27.720 to be talking about. 366 00:16:27.759 --> 00:16:29.320 We want you to spend the whole day with us, 367 00:16:29.480 --> 00:16:32.759 but listen live on the Eagle stream on the iHeart 368 00:16:32.799 --> 00:16:35.360 app catch the podcast, listen within the first twenty four 369 00:16:35.360 --> 00:16:37.559 hours if you can. We don't care how you listen, 370 00:16:37.600 --> 00:16:39.399 as long as you listen. Thank you for listening and 371 00:16:39.399 --> 00:16:41.440 supporting us and our ad partners. But as I look 372 00:16:41.440 --> 00:16:44.639 at the upcoming segments, we're going to talk about why 373 00:16:44.840 --> 00:16:47.840 a man pulled a knife out at a subway restaurant. 374 00:16:48.080 --> 00:16:50.120 We're going to talk about the most epic Masters of 375 00:16:50.200 --> 00:16:53.440 all time. Kat's got something on our schedule at four 376 00:16:53.679 --> 00:16:57.240 four Colt Sperm Race. Oh, we'll talk about Bill Belichick 377 00:16:57.279 --> 00:16:59.200 and his young lady friend being at practice. 378 00:16:59.440 --> 00:17:00.720 But right now it's start for. 379 00:17:00.759 --> 00:17:12.920 This juicy US hot gods come stay on top the shovel. 380 00:17:15.559 --> 00:17:16.119 Fantastic. 381 00:17:16.759 --> 00:17:19.200 So the the gals that went up to space today 382 00:17:19.319 --> 00:17:24.640 have have made it back. Katie Perry, Gail King, the 383 00:17:24.720 --> 00:17:27.160 wife of Bezos. They went up in their huge penis, 384 00:17:27.319 --> 00:17:30.200 big fan of hers, and then they they landed. So 385 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:33.039 they went to space for ten minutes. I didn't know 386 00:17:33.160 --> 00:17:34.880 that happened, You didn't. 387 00:17:35.240 --> 00:17:35.960 It's everywhere. 388 00:17:36.119 --> 00:17:38.039 I didn't know it already happened. I thought it was 389 00:17:38.200 --> 00:17:41.200 later today, No, no, this morning. There's I'm seeing it 390 00:17:41.279 --> 00:17:42.920 right now. It's already landed. 391 00:17:43.079 --> 00:17:44.759 Okay. And it was just the tip. It wasn't the 392 00:17:44.799 --> 00:17:45.240 whole hope. 393 00:17:45.880 --> 00:17:48.079 And it's because it was an all female That's how 394 00:17:48.119 --> 00:17:51.599 they trick you that went that's why it was just 395 00:17:51.720 --> 00:17:53.559 the tip, because it was the all female current, that's all. 396 00:17:53.599 --> 00:17:55.599 They wouldn't consent to what was only ten minutes. It 397 00:17:55.640 --> 00:18:01.039 would agree to very very weird. We just kind of 398 00:18:01.079 --> 00:18:02.960 go to space for ten minutes and come back down. 399 00:18:03.519 --> 00:18:07.000 Didn't they really go to space? I mean, honest space, 400 00:18:07.119 --> 00:18:07.920 that's that's right? 401 00:18:08.039 --> 00:18:08.400