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<v Speaker 1>Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the show. We are

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<v Speaker 1>consumable nonsense. Hello to Noah, who's going a great job

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<v Speaker 1>as a producer all the tech stuff. Noah, I'll let

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<v Speaker 1>you know what's happening this whole week.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, hi guys, I'm Noah and I'm the current producer

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<v Speaker 2>for The Padula Show. And oh boy, do I have

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<v Speaker 2>a lot to catch you guys up on. So we

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<v Speaker 2>are rebooting the Padula Show podcast, which should be available

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<v Speaker 2>anywhere you can listen to podcasts, which means we will

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<v Speaker 2>also be welcoming back to the Padula Show podcast promos.

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<v Speaker 2>We are also now active on TikTok, which we will

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<v Speaker 2>post on pretty regularly, as well as YouTube shorts. Stretchworks.

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<v Speaker 2>Gentlemen's Club will also be brought back with a fun

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<v Speaker 2>Fourth of July themed promo video, so make sure you're

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<v Speaker 2>subscribed with notifications on so you don't miss out. We

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<v Speaker 2>are also working on other forms of content, straying a

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<v Speaker 2>little bit away from the skits and the slapstick comedy.

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<v Speaker 2>They will be a little longer, but we still hope

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<v Speaker 2>you'll stay tuned. Now, while it's not set in stone yet,

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<v Speaker 2>we might start releasing parody and original music videos. But

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<v Speaker 2>like I said, don't get your hopes up. It is

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<v Speaker 2>not one hundred percent set in stone. So if it

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. Compilation videos of older videos

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<v Speaker 2>may also start popping up in the near future, you know,

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<v Speaker 2>just in case you need something to listen to, like

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<v Speaker 2>whether you're falling asleep or you just want background noise

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<v Speaker 2>while you're driving, cooking, cleaning, whatever. And finally, the last

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<v Speaker 2>thing on our agenda today is we have an exciting

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<v Speaker 2>new endeavor and I can't wait to share it with you.

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<v Speaker 2>But right now I won't say too much, but I

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<v Speaker 2>can't that stretch Marks is going to be having a

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<v Speaker 2>revamp and you may or may not be able to

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<v Speaker 2>rep the stretch Marks brand yourself, so stay tuned for

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<v Speaker 2>that now. Right before we go, I would love to

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<v Speaker 2>thank our sponsors, so special thank you to BS three

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<v Speaker 2>changing the way you watch TV on Roku, Bobby paulco

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<v Speaker 2>or Volant King. He has tons of businesses. He has

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<v Speaker 2>boxcar cigars, the winery, derail, distillery, coffee. It's great, it's amazing.

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<v Speaker 2>He's a great guy. Vinnie from South Philly. Check him out.

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<v Speaker 2>He's on Instagram as well as Pamela Parker Rocks. She's

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<v Speaker 2>an amazing talented musician and make sure to check her out.

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<v Speaker 2>We also have Divorced Diaries which is available on Amazon

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<v Speaker 2>Prime Video, and she also goes around and does tours.

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<v Speaker 2>And last but not least, Mikey g He made the

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<v Speaker 2>outro music. He's another amazing talented artists. He does guitar.

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<v Speaker 2>It's it's insane. Really, guys, you gotta go check him out. Anyways,

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<v Speaker 2>thank you guys for listening, and I'll let you guys

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<v Speaker 2>go back to JPM.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll give you all that information plus all the people

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<v Speaker 1>that we do promo for, Yes, all the people that

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<v Speaker 1>we do from that for. I'm slowing down. I don't

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<v Speaker 1>know what the heck I'm talking them out. But here's

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<v Speaker 1>why I'm crazy. This whole world's crazy. Seriously, I took

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<v Speaker 1>my girlfriend out the other night. Do three nights ago

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<v Speaker 1>for them? Okay, I want to have a pleasant evening.

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<v Speaker 1>As I told you throughout the three hundredth episodes, we

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<v Speaker 1>have a crazy relationship and sometimes I try to be nice.

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<v Speaker 1>So we go to a restaurant and the way she

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<v Speaker 1>walks over to us, and I said, can I ask

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<v Speaker 1>you about the menu. Please, Well here she takes a

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<v Speaker 1>step back that anger, says the man, I please, it's

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<v Speaker 1>none of your business. Then she proceeds to throw a

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<v Speaker 1>guy's water in my face. So wow, that was crazy.

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<v Speaker 1>So we went home and we're sitting on the couch

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<v Speaker 1>and you know, she was silent. I was silent. I

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<v Speaker 1>just wanted to start a conversation with her.

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<v Speaker 3>So I said, honey, I saw a deer on the

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<v Speaker 3>way to work this morning. And she looks over at

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<v Speaker 3>me and asked, how do you know it was on

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<v Speaker 3>its way to work?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, whoa very happy. I'll tell you what.

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<v Speaker 4>I have lesbians that lived next door and they bought

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<v Speaker 4>me a Rolex and wow, they bought it for my birthday.

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<v Speaker 1>I thought that was really sweet of them. But I

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<v Speaker 1>think they meant understood me when they said I want

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<v Speaker 1>to watch.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>So finally I just have to say, now, think about this.

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<v Speaker 4>If you're attracted to men and women but neither of

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<v Speaker 4>them are attracted to you, that means you are by.

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<v Speaker 1>Yourself.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, I love you, Noah, thanks for all their great work.

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<v Speaker 1>Ladies and gentlemen, share life, coming and subscribe and there'll

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<v Speaker 1>be some offense coming up pretty soon for July. At

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<v Speaker 1>stretch marks.

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<v Speaker 4>They positive, they safe, stay healthy, but as always make

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<v Speaker 4>sure you that I bid you piece