Speaker 1: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, Welcome to the show. We are
Speaker 1: consumable nonsense. Hello to Noah, who's going a great job
Speaker 1: as a producer all the tech stuff. Noah, I'll let
Speaker 1: you know what's happening this whole week.
Speaker 2: Well, hi guys, I'm Noah and I'm the current producer
Speaker 2: for The Padula Show. And oh boy, do I have
Speaker 2: a lot to catch you guys up on. So we
Speaker 2: are rebooting the Padula Show podcast, which should be available
Speaker 2: anywhere you can listen to podcasts, which means we will
Speaker 2: also be welcoming back to the Padula Show podcast promos.
Speaker 2: We are also now active on TikTok, which we will
Speaker 2: post on pretty regularly, as well as YouTube shorts. Stretchworks.
Speaker 2: Gentlemen's Club will also be brought back with a fun
Speaker 2: Fourth of July themed promo video, so make sure you're
Speaker 2: subscribed with notifications on so you don't miss out. We
Speaker 2: are also working on other forms of content, straying a
Speaker 2: little bit away from the skits and the slapstick comedy.
Speaker 2: They will be a little longer, but we still hope
Speaker 2: you'll stay tuned. Now, while it's not set in stone yet,
Speaker 2: we might start releasing parody and original music videos. But
Speaker 2: like I said, don't get your hopes up. It is
Speaker 2: not one hundred percent set in stone. So if it
Speaker 2: doesn't happen, it doesn't happen. Compilation videos of older videos
Speaker 2: may also start popping up in the near future, you know,
Speaker 2: just in case you need something to listen to, like
Speaker 2: whether you're falling asleep or you just want background noise
Speaker 2: while you're driving, cooking, cleaning, whatever. And finally, the last
Speaker 2: thing on our agenda today is we have an exciting
Speaker 2: new endeavor and I can't wait to share it with you.
Speaker 2: But right now I won't say too much, but I
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Speaker 2: that now. Right before we go, I would love to
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Speaker 2: We also have Divorced Diaries which is available on Amazon
Speaker 2: Prime Video, and she also goes around and does tours.
Speaker 2: And last but not least, Mikey g He made the
Speaker 2: outro music. He's another amazing talented artists. He does guitar.
Speaker 2: It's it's insane. Really, guys, you gotta go check him out. Anyways,
Speaker 2: thank you guys for listening, and I'll let you guys
Speaker 2: go back to JPM.
Speaker 1: We'll give you all that information plus all the people
Speaker 1: that we do promo for, Yes, all the people that
Speaker 1: we do from that for. I'm slowing down. I don't
Speaker 1: know what the heck I'm talking them out. But here's
Speaker 1: why I'm crazy. This whole world's crazy. Seriously, I took
Speaker 1: my girlfriend out the other night. Do three nights ago
Speaker 1: for them? Okay, I want to have a pleasant evening.
Speaker 1: As I told you throughout the three hundredth episodes, we
Speaker 1: have a crazy relationship and sometimes I try to be nice.
Speaker 1: So we go to a restaurant and the way she
Speaker 1: walks over to us, and I said, can I ask
Speaker 1: you about the menu. Please, Well here she takes a
Speaker 1: step back that anger, says the man, I please, it's
Speaker 1: none of your business. Then she proceeds to throw a
Speaker 1: guy's water in my face. So wow, that was crazy.
Speaker 1: So we went home and we're sitting on the couch
Speaker 1: and you know, she was silent. I was silent. I
Speaker 1: just wanted to start a conversation with her.
Speaker 3: So I said, honey, I saw a deer on the
Speaker 3: way to work this morning. And she looks over at
Speaker 3: me and asked, how do you know it was on
Speaker 3: its way to work?
Speaker 1: Okay, whoa very happy. I'll tell you what.
Speaker 4: I have lesbians that lived next door and they bought
Speaker 4: me a Rolex and wow, they bought it for my birthday.
Speaker 1: I thought that was really sweet of them. But I
Speaker 1: think they meant understood me when they said I want
Speaker 1: to watch.
Speaker 4: Okay.
Speaker 1: So finally I just have to say, now, think about this.
Speaker 4: If you're attracted to men and women but neither of
Speaker 4: them are attracted to you, that means you are by.
Speaker 1: Yourself.
Speaker 3: Hey, I love you, Noah, thanks for all their great work.
Speaker 1: Ladies and gentlemen, share life, coming and subscribe and there'll
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Speaker 4: They positive, they safe, stay healthy, but as always make
Speaker 4: sure you that I bid you piece