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Speaker 1: The collar of my blouse had been chafing since ten am.

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Not the fabric silk charmuse cream colored bought at a

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consignment shop in the Pearl District that smelled like cedar

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and old money. The chafing was their eyes, four pairs

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of them, five, counting Larry from Accounting, who'd found an

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excuse to linger by the water cooler three times before

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noon Morning Jess. That was Dave, the sales lead, his

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gaze dropping to my chest the way a man checks

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his watch, unconscious, habitual, utterly, unapologetic, Morning Dave. He didn't

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look away. They never did. The thirty six d ds

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strained against the silk, the outline of my lace balconet

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visible if you squint, and they were all squinting all day,

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every day. Kevin from It had once dropped a flash

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drive just so he could kneel and look up. He'd

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actually said whoops, and I'd actually had to bite my

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tongue until it throbbed. By two PM, the copier was jammed,

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and Mark, Sweet bumbling Mark with the wedding band he

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twisted when he got nervous, was standing too close, explaining

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the paper feed error while his eyes fixated on the

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second button of my blouse, as though it held the

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secrets of the universe. You're doing it again, I said,

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doing what Mark His face went crimson. He mumbled something

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about toner and retreated. I watched him go, watched the

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slight slump of his shoulders, and something in me snapped.

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It wasn't anger. Anger would have been clean, sharp, a

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quick severance. This was something else, A slow building humidity

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that had been gathering for the six months since I'd

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started here, a pressure system of stolen glances and muffled comments,

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and the way Dave would stretch before meetings, arms overhead,

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pretending he wasn't angling for a better view. Fuck it,

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the thought arrived, fully formed, no preamble. Let's get this

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out of our systems. I stood the chair, rolled back,

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and bumped the filing cabinet with a hollow metal thump.

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Four heads lifted from cubicles like prairie dogs scenting rain. Gentlemen.

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My voice came out steadier than I felt. Conference room now,

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Dave's eyebrow arched, Kevin's mouth opened, closed, opened again. Mark

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looked panicked, and Greg, the quiet one, the new hire

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who'd been here three weeks, and had already perfected the

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art of the side glance. Greg just folded his hands

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on his desk and waited, Is this about the Henderson account?

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Dave asked, Just get in the room. They shuffled like

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schoolboys called to the principal's office. I followed, closing the

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door behind me. The conference rooms smelled of stale coffee

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and whiteboard markers, blinds half drawn, late afternoon light slanting

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through in dusty gold bars. Sit They sat, four chairs

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arranged around the long oak table. I stood at the head,

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heart knocking against my ribs, a thin tremor starting in

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my thumbs. I've worked here six months, I said, and

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in those six months, not one of you has made

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eye contact with me for more than three consecutive seconds.

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Dave started to protest. I held up a hand. Don't,

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just don't. We're going to settle this today, right now.

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My fingers found the top button of my blouse. Kevin

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made a sound like a man who'd been punched in

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the sternum. The silk parted button by button. The room

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had gone very quiet, the kind of quiet that follows

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a gunshot in a movie, ringing and complete. I could

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hear the hvac rattle. I could hear Greg swallow. Today's

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your lucky day, I said, letting the blouse slide off

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my shoulders. It pooled on the carpet, a cream colored surrender.

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I'm going to titty fuck every single one of you.

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The cheer that went up was half relief, half disbelief.

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Dave actually clapped. Mark looked like he might faint. Kevin

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was already loosening his belt and Greg. Greg's eyes had

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gone dark and steady, a predator's patience. My bra unhooked

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at the front. I took my time. The strap slipped,

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the cups fell away, My breasts swung free, heavy and full,

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nipples tightening in the air conditioned chill. Someone, Kevin whispered

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Jesus Christ, and it was the most reverent thing I'd

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ever heard. I dropped to my knees. The industrial carpet

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was rough, unforgiving, already biting into my skin through my

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pencil skirt. I didn't care. Bring a chair, I said,

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you'll go one at a time. Greg moved first, dragging

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the leather office chair from the corner and placing it

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in front of me. He sat, without being told, confident.

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I liked that, Dave grumbled, seniority kid. He got the

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chair first, I said, wait your turn. Greg's belt was

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quality leather stitched, probably more expensive than his rent. I

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unbuckled it while the others watched their breath quickening. His

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cock sprang free, already hard, already glistening at the tip,

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average length, nice thickness, the kind of cock that looked honest.

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I spat into my palm, a thick ropy strand of

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saliva that I worked between my hands before wrapping them

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around his shaft. No sucking, I said, my voice, dropping low, conversational.

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I don't care how much you beg Kevin whimpered behind me.

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The lube came from my purse, travel sized, unflavored, bought

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three hours ago from the drug store on Fifth, when

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this idea had first started knocking around my skull. I

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squeezed a cold ribbon onto Greg's cock and stroked it

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over him, watching his jaw tighten, watching his fingers grip

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the arm rests until the knuckles whitened. I leaned forward,

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letting my breasts bracket his shaft. The weight of them,

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the soft give of flesh closing around him. Gregg inhaled sharply,

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through his nose. I pressed them together with my forearms

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and began to move. The wet sound of it filled

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the room, slap slip, slap slip, a rhythm like a heartbeat,

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like something obscene and holy. At once, I angled my hips,

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found the cadence he liked, watched his head fall back

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and his throat bob look at me, I said, he did.

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His eyes were wet, pupils blown wide, and something flickered

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in them that I recognized gratitude maybe, or disbelief or both.

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His head nudged up with each stroke, the tip emerging

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from my cleavage dark and swollen. I let my tongue

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dart out, just a flick, just a tease, flat against

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his slit. He bucked, groaned, please no. The word landed

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like a coin dropped in a fountain. I slowed my pace,

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tormenting him, drawing it out until his thighs started shaking

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and his breath caught in ragged bursts. I'm going to

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he managed, do it coat me. His release came in

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hot pulses across my collar bone, my sternum, the slope

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of my left breast, thick white ropes that clung to

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my skin. I kept stroking him through it, milking every

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shudder until he went soft and twitching, and his palms

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uncurled from the arm rest. Next, I said, Dave practically

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lunged for the chair. His cock was longer, leaner, uncircumcised.

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I started with more spit, this time saliva dripping in

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gossamer threads from my fingers, and worked it under his

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foreskin until he hissed. His pre com leaked, clear and abundant,

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mixing with my spit, slicking the way you've wanted this

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since my first interview, I murmured, looking up at him

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through my lashes. God, yes. I wedged him between my breasts,

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my tits, my glorious heavy tits that had been the

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subject of a thousand stolen glances, and fucked him with

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them slower this time, deliberate. My cleavage swallowed his length,

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and each upward thrust brought his wet tip against my chin.

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I dropped a glob of spit onto it, watched it

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drip between us, heard the squelch of skin on skin.

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The other men were stroking themselves. Now I didn't have

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to look. I could hear the frantic rhythm of their fists.

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Dave came with a sh shout that probably reached the lobby.

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His seed hit my chin, my throat slid down into

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the valley between my breasts, where it pooled and dripped.

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Mark was easier, Poor Mark. He lasted four strokes before

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he was trembling, apologizing, painting my chest with thin, pearly streaks.

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I gave his head a teasing lap, quick kittenish, and

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he nearly collapsed off the chair. Kevin was last, eager,

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sloppy with his pre come. I held his balls in

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one hand while I worked him, feeling them draw up tight,

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feeling the impending surrender. His seed mingled with the others,

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a warm, sticky glaze that covered me from throat to navel.

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When they were all spent panting, slumped in their chairs

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like men who'd seen the face of some benevolent deity,

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I rose, my knees ached. My skin was slick, glazed,

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the musk of their collective release sharp in the air.

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I looked down at the mess on my chest, the

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evidence of four men's desire painted across me, and I

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lifted one breast to my mouth and licked. The taste

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was salt and bitterness, a cocktail of them all, Greg, Dave, Mark,

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Kevin together on my tongue. I cleaned myself with slow,

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deliberate strokes of my tongue, gathering their seed, holding eye

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contact with each of them in turn. As I swallowed.

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The silence was absolute. I found my blouse, slipped it

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back on, didn't bother with the braw Best day in

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the office ever, I said, hand on the door handle,

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a grin spreading slow and wicked across my lips. Now

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get back to work, Back to work. I hoped you

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