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<v Speaker 1>Hi, everybody, Welcome to Laura after Dark. It's December twenty

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<v Speaker 1>twenty four. We're officially in the Christmas Hanka. No, I

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<v Speaker 1>can't I can't even believe that Sunday was December first.

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<v Speaker 1>Rent is already due that that only means the first

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<v Speaker 1>of the month always means to me, Oh god, where

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<v Speaker 1>am I going to come up with the rent?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh my boy? Oh my god.

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<v Speaker 1>But anyway, I haven't tell the force to pay it.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh so again, anyway, that's beside the place on dates.

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<v Speaker 1>Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane. This

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<v Speaker 1>is Eric Rimmery. We have producer Bryan.

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<v Speaker 2>Hello.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom is a big fan. Surprisingly surprisingly well, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not surprised. I had to teach her how to listen.

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<v Speaker 1>I've taught her, I'm not even kidding, maybe twelve times

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<v Speaker 1>how to listen to a podcast. There are so many

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<v Speaker 1>different ways. I go, Mom, you just press this, you

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<v Speaker 1>press that, you go there. It's so easy. So I

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<v Speaker 1>wrote it down. She figured it out. We were listening

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<v Speaker 1>and you were making fun of me for something and

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<v Speaker 1>she was laughing. She thought it was so funny. I'm like,

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<v Speaker 1>oh my gosh, some people complain about him.

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<v Speaker 2>Mom.

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, She's like, oh no, he's funny. And I

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<v Speaker 1>love my Eric.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh of course, I'm Maria great.

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<v Speaker 1>My mom like, I'm the third on my mom's list

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<v Speaker 1>even on the show. Oh wow, Oh, I have so

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<v Speaker 1>much to tell you about my mom's house.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope her mom's listening, because she's the only approval

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<v Speaker 3>I need.

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<v Speaker 1>I highly doubted because this whole live Instagram. Oh that's

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<v Speaker 1>beyond her knowl question.

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<v Speaker 2>I hope listen to this at some point.

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<v Speaker 1>I know me too, Me too, all right. I just

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<v Speaker 1>wanted to tell you that coming up next week, guys,

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<v Speaker 1>comedian mal Hall will be sitting right here judging you

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<v Speaker 1>about my Hall, who is a resident at the Lafayette Hotel.

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<v Speaker 1>That's where he performs. He's performed so much any places.

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<v Speaker 1>He even has a Netflix special that's being sold right

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<v Speaker 1>now to Netflix. Or he's being it's gonna be so great.

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<v Speaker 1>He is amazing. I love him. He's gonna be our

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<v Speaker 1>judge for our stand up comedy contest. I hope you

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<v Speaker 1>guys have started writing your your big Yes.

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<v Speaker 3>I actually I talked to him. I'm gonna be filling

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<v Speaker 3>in for him at the Lafayette while he's here. Oh okay, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not gonna be doing I'm just gonna be judging people.

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<v Speaker 2>He said.

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<v Speaker 1>It's gonna be a little awkward and weird and harder

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<v Speaker 1>to perform in front of one rather than an audience.

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<v Speaker 1>But we can do it. We don't have to make

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<v Speaker 1>it long.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, we'll be performing in front of three people.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, yeah, yeah, that's it. You won't laugh, I'm sure. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>I know I won't get any laughs from Brian for mine.

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<v Speaker 3>We'll say something funny and you definitely will.

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<v Speaker 1>I think you'll laugh, not laugh just because, no, you'll

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<v Speaker 1>be that way.

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<v Speaker 2>I'll laugh it's funny.

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<v Speaker 1>So I've tried to sit down and write of and

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<v Speaker 1>I just I'm like, I don't even know where to start, Like,

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<v Speaker 1>how do you even write a joke?

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? You know we can slide right now.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I'm going to look on YouTube tonight and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>gonna I'm going to go to YouTube University and I'm

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<v Speaker 1>going to learn how to write.

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<v Speaker 3>Stand up no knock knock jokes. No, I can't write

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<v Speaker 3>your ound knock knock jokes something like that. I think

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<v Speaker 3>stand up comedy.

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<v Speaker 1>I understand that, like more like self deprecating humor. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>stuff like that. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be a disaster.

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<v Speaker 1>Things that I noticed in society that as good. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>So I kind of know where I'm going. So anyway,

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<v Speaker 1>next week Monday Night Live, mal Hall will be in

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<v Speaker 1>with us to judge our contest. And then on Monday,

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<v Speaker 1>we're also going to announce what's in our big, fat,

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<v Speaker 1>fabulous holiday box. So fun. Remember last year? Oh yes,

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<v Speaker 1>we have several things already in the box, but we're

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<v Speaker 1>not ready to announce all the things. And I will

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<v Speaker 1>tell you how to win that box. Next week it's

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<v Speaker 1>going to be filled to the brim. I have to

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<v Speaker 1>find a box big enough to fit all this stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>And then the week after that it is on the

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<v Speaker 1>TIMU Christmas Gift Exchange.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I have a bone to pick with you, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Laura and I were talking on Thanksgiving and she had

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<v Speaker 2>the brilliant idea that I send one of the items

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<v Speaker 2>that I was getting her to our sister from another mister,

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<v Speaker 2>my soul sister Jenny.

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<v Speaker 1>My sister Jent.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and I did.

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<v Speaker 1>She's very impartial, she's very honest, and she doesn't there's

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<v Speaker 1>no bs with.

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<v Speaker 2>Her correct And she said, and I quote, I think

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<v Speaker 2>you may go down. So I want you to know

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<v Speaker 2>how much I have spent at TEMU this year on

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<v Speaker 2>your ass, because I scrapped everything you did and went

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<v Speaker 2>deep diving into the dark web, darker than you. All

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<v Speaker 2>I have to say is if anybody shows up at

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<v Speaker 2>my house and arrests me for what is coming in

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<v Speaker 2>the mail. No, like what a gun?

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<v Speaker 1>Or like it? Uh okay, I don't even I'm so

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<v Speaker 1>excited about this gift exchange.

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<v Speaker 2>No I'm not, because Jenny's very impartial, and now I'm worried.

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<v Speaker 1>I showed them all the things, and I laid it

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<v Speaker 1>out how it's going to go down. And that's why

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<v Speaker 1>she said. When she saw your thing or whatever, She's like, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>my sisters got it in the bag. Uh oh, I know. Oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm so excited.

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<v Speaker 3>Both of your guys. Things are going to be mediocre.

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<v Speaker 1>You think that, but I want you to be honest

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<v Speaker 1>when it we bust them out. Yeah, thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm always honest. You just don't like my honesty.

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<v Speaker 1>I know. Half the time. I don't most of the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't.

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<v Speaker 2>Brian, if I show you some of the stuff I

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<v Speaker 2>got Laura, would you won't tell her? Will you? No?

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<v Speaker 2>I won't tell her. Okay, I'm gonna show Brian.

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<v Speaker 1>You're gonna show him like one thing, like a new

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<v Speaker 1>one of the new things you'd got.

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<v Speaker 3>Why don't you show both of you guys, show me everything,

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<v Speaker 3>and I'll just have my private opinions.

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<v Speaker 1>No, I'll show you one thing, and he'll show you

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<v Speaker 1>one thing.

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<v Speaker 2>But show Brian show me your best yes thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, we'll do that in a second. Yeah, after we

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<v Speaker 1>talk about Doom Jewelry, we're going to talk about my

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<v Speaker 1>Thanksgiving at my mom's in Rancho Cuckamonga and all the

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<v Speaker 1>activities and adventures we got into. Oh boy, and things

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<v Speaker 1>I found out about my mom.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh is this stuff we don't know?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>And it's like, what is it embarrassing?

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<v Speaker 1>No, it's like, uh, I kind of know now why

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<v Speaker 1>I am the way I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh God, I thought it all came my father. Apparently not. Okay, wait,

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<v Speaker 2>oh no, tell me, is this anything that's gonna tarnish

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<v Speaker 2>my perfect image of Mary?

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<v Speaker 1>No, you'll respect her.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, Okay, so I think you.

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<v Speaker 1>No, you'll understand me more.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, will we yes?

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<v Speaker 1>Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>When I was home, I told Jenny and my niece

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<v Speaker 1>Faith and my mom, I say, we have this new advertiser.

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<v Speaker 1>You guys have to look at their website, Dune Jewelry

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<v Speaker 1>dot com. Okay, I'm wearing a ring from Doom Drewry.

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<v Speaker 1>I wear this all the time. It's beautiful. You have

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<v Speaker 1>your ring. I wanted to show you. Here's the boxes

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<v Speaker 1>that they come in, and here's this is the first

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<v Speaker 1>piece I got.

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<v Speaker 2>I love my ring.

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<v Speaker 1>This is one I got from It's like a little

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<v Speaker 1>red uh. It's so cute. It's red sand Anyway, this

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<v Speaker 1>company was started by a woman named Holly Daniels Christiansen

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<v Speaker 1>on her kitchen table making jewelry and it is turned

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<v Speaker 1>into a multimillion dollar business. She has sand in elements

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<v Speaker 1>from all over the world and you design your own

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<v Speaker 1>piece of jewelry for yourself, for your friends, for your parents,

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<v Speaker 1>for your siblings. So my sister, my mom and I

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<v Speaker 1>each went through the dunejewelry dot com website to figure out,

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<v Speaker 1>like do we want a necklace or a ring or

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<v Speaker 1>a bracelet and what style? They have so many different

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<v Speaker 1>styles and other elements you can mix in with the

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<v Speaker 1>element that is the most important to you. So I

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<v Speaker 1>got the element that I was hoping for.

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<v Speaker 2>Is this your dad, Welle?

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<v Speaker 1>I would like you to introduce you to David ray Heater.

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<v Speaker 1>Nice to meet you, sir, David ray Heater. This small

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<v Speaker 1>guy I know, and you know what, there's some big

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<v Speaker 1>chunks in here too. Ashes are very strange. They're not ashes.

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<v Speaker 1>They are they are like there's some bones in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't believe that you just have a bag of.

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<v Speaker 1>Look, my mom put is like initials on it, like

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<v Speaker 1>so long ago. It's like but you know, you know

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<v Speaker 1>when I look at this, I'm like, we are so

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<v Speaker 1>much more than just our body. We are souls. Like

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<v Speaker 1>this is not him. He was so much more than

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<v Speaker 1>just this like ash. However, I'm going to send this

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<v Speaker 1>in to Dune Jewelry and I already have picked out

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<v Speaker 1>my mom picked out her bracelet and the different elements

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<v Speaker 1>she wants with the ashes, and then my sister and

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<v Speaker 1>my mom. Oh my gosh, I can't even wait. So

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<v Speaker 1>if you want to order something for Christmas, do it now. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>pick your element, Go to Junejewelry dot com, and the

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<v Speaker 1>most important thing to get fifteen percent off your order.

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<v Speaker 1>Put in Laura Caane fifteen Easypasy, Laura Kane fifteen. Dune

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<v Speaker 1>Jewelry is so beautiful and it's so these will be

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<v Speaker 1>passed down to your kids and stuff like that. Like,

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<v Speaker 1>you did a really cool post about your ring and

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<v Speaker 1>your design. What was it like? What what did you say?

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<v Speaker 2>I just and I actually called Holly the day after

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<v Speaker 2>and thanked her. It was it meant a lot to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you had tears in your eyes.

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<v Speaker 2>So and she's so nice and so my ring is

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<v Speaker 2>kind of a rectangle and it has the sand from

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<v Speaker 2>one of the regions that my dad grew up in

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<v Speaker 2>in Canada.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, yeah, and it meant a lot to you. And

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sure like.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on my social media if you want to take a.

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<v Speaker 1>Look at it on Instagram, Facebook, Instagram and Facebook. Okay, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, Doomjewelry dot Com promo code Laura Kane fifteen

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<v Speaker 1>a sponsor on Laura Kane After Dark. Hi Daddy, I

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<v Speaker 1>won't lose you. I promise I won't. You know what

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<v Speaker 1>where the actually, oh my god, I can't lose them again. Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>First of all, our dear friend Maggie bought us these

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<v Speaker 1>So let's put them on because you know it's officially.

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<v Speaker 2>Grinch because for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, my head is so big. No hats fit me.

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<v Speaker 1>This doesn't even fit me. It's ridiculous. I'm taking it off. No,

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<v Speaker 1>Such a big head, you wouldn't do. I look like

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<v Speaker 1>I have a giant head. Extra large hats don't fit

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<v Speaker 2>So cute, I know it is really super cute. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>so Nike, you're adorable.

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<v Speaker 1>Before we get into your holiday stories, I went to

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<v Speaker 1>my mom's house in Ranchacuca, Manga and we did a

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<v Speaker 1>to see Eric with a k I swear you really

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<v Speaker 1>are my brother from another from my same mother.

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<v Speaker 2>That's why worshole mates truly.

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<v Speaker 1>And so we had dinner and then we watched TV.

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<v Speaker 1>I've relaxed. I worked on something that I'm giving to

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<v Speaker 1>Evan for Christmas, and I got all this stuff done

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<v Speaker 1>for work, so I just got to be with my mom,

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<v Speaker 1>hang with my mom, and just treasure that time I'm

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<v Speaker 1>together with her, because you know, she turns eighty four

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<v Speaker 1>this month, and she's still in great health. She's a

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<v Speaker 1>because time is fleeting, you know. And so I learned

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<v Speaker 1>of all, she made me my famous favorite thing on

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<v Speaker 1>We've called it rice and meat ever since I was

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<v Speaker 1>a little girl. It's it's technically like beef bergagnon or

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<v Speaker 1>has like garlic and onions, and it's sactet and it's

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<v Speaker 1>poured over rice. Anyway, it's I know it doesn't sound great,

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<v Speaker 1>but it is the most delicious thing. I ate an

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<v Speaker 1>entire pot of it. And then we went to the

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<v Speaker 1>Dollar Tree, where I found several fun things. And the

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<v Speaker 1>dollar Tree is not a dollar anymore.

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<v Speaker 2>It's a dollar twenty five.

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<v Speaker 1>And there are things in there that are five dollars.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes there are.

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<v Speaker 1>I think that is bs.

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<v Speaker 2>I didn't know. People still went into those.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, we got our nails done and it was right

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<v Speaker 1>across the tree at the Dollar Tree. No, and we

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<v Speaker 1>just looked over. We looked at each other and we're like,

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<v Speaker 1>let's go on our let's.

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<v Speaker 2>Go on a run.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's go on a dollar tree run.

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<v Speaker 2>Were you wearing one of your sunglasses or that I

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<v Speaker 2>cover popped out?

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<v Speaker 1>No?

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<v Speaker 2>No, the second did pop out.

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<v Speaker 1>They were fake and they were designer fake, but they

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<v Speaker 1>didn't pop out. Uh. Then my sister and my niece

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<v Speaker 1>and I went to the thrift store where I found

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<v Speaker 1>a lot of goodies, including Brian this classic Trivial Pursued

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<v Speaker 1>game Genius Edition. We're gonna bust it out because you

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<v Speaker 1>claim to be so good at trivia. Wait, two, the

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<v Speaker 1>pink tags were on sale fifty percent off, so this

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<v Speaker 1>was like a little bit more than a dollar. Oh my,

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<v Speaker 1>and it's like full. So we're gonna bust this out

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<v Speaker 1>in a future episode to see how smart you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually we should do that. So yeah, yeah, we were

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<v Speaker 2>definitely the smarty pants doing this. I just know a

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<v Speaker 2>lot of random stuff.

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<v Speaker 1>These lights, these trees came from the thrift store and

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<v Speaker 1>that was really fun. Then my sister, who lives with

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<v Speaker 1>my mom right now. Went to work on Saturday morning,

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<v Speaker 1>and my mom and I looked at each other. I said,

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<v Speaker 1>what do you think about going on a field trip?

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, what are you saying, Laura, And I said, Mom,

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<v Speaker 1>there's a casino like twenty minutes away.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh boy.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, because she's just like me, She's like,

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<v Speaker 1>don't tell Jenny, my sister, because she'll get really mad.

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<v Speaker 2>I go.

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<v Speaker 1>If we go early enough in the morning, I won't

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<v Speaker 1>be so crowded and we'll just stay for two hours.

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<v Speaker 1>We'll only play one hundred dollars and then we'll leave.

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<v Speaker 1>So we did. We snuck away. We managed to come

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<v Speaker 1>back and my sister was home and she didn't ask

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<v Speaker 1>where we were. She thought we had gotten our nails

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<v Speaker 1>done that day. So we skated. But I just found

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<v Speaker 1>out why I'm so sneaky. Why I used to sneak

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<v Speaker 1>out of my house when I was a kid. When

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<v Speaker 1>I was in high school all the time, I used

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<v Speaker 1>to stuff the bed to make it look like I

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<v Speaker 1>was sleeping and sneak out all the time.

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<v Speaker 2>All the time.

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<v Speaker 1>I still am a sneaky person.

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<v Speaker 2>My mom told me, thanks for telling us, no, thanks

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<v Speaker 2>for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Well, I mean, hello, is this news to you?

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<v Speaker 2>Anything that you say?

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<v Speaker 1>Now, I just take risks.

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<v Speaker 2>That's different.

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<v Speaker 1>I like excitement. I do think, No, not that, but

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<v Speaker 1>like I get excited. Like I used to spy on

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<v Speaker 1>my neighbors. I used to hide in the bushes when

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<v Speaker 1>they were having parties and just spy and see what

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<v Speaker 1>they were up to. Like I just love.

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<v Speaker 2>Stuff like that.

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<v Speaker 1>I know, no they weren't. I was just like I

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<v Speaker 1>just like overhearing things and I just like sneaking around.

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<v Speaker 1>In not so horrible of a way. But my mom

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<v Speaker 1>told me that when she was in high school, she

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<v Speaker 1>grew up in La. She was born in LA and

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<v Speaker 1>her and her best friend, not Judy, but Melinda. They

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<v Speaker 1>were all three best friends. One night snuck out, went

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<v Speaker 1>down to Los Phelis, which is near Hollywood, climbed over

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<v Speaker 1>a fence underneath a tent, a giant white tent. There

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<v Speaker 1>was a huge party going on with a full on band.

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<v Speaker 1>It was lucieal Ball's Halloween party. Shut up and my

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<v Speaker 1>mom and Melinda snuck in and they got into the tent.

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<v Speaker 1>They looked around, how did you see anybody else famous?

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<v Speaker 1>And she was like naming off these like old school

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<v Speaker 1>celebrities that I didn't really recognize, but she did see

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<v Speaker 1>lucial Ball or anything because she got they got scared

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<v Speaker 1>because somebody saw them. So they went, oh my gosh.

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<v Speaker 1>So they went back and they left. They hopped back

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<v Speaker 1>over the fence. I go, you know what, Mom, I don't.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't get this from dad. I got this from you.

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<v Speaker 1>I got this, this defiance and this sneakiness and from.

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<v Speaker 2>You, mom.

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<v Speaker 1>And she's like, I guess you did. I guess you did.

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<v Speaker 1>We watched ninety fIF Fiance, which was awesome.

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<v Speaker 2>And then.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh, she has a treat for both for Brian and I. Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>she sent home something for both of you. A present?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it the jello?

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<v Speaker 1>Hold on one second, well, I retrieve it.

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<v Speaker 2>I can't wait to have some. What wasn't it grapefruit?

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<v Speaker 2>That was worse than that?

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<v Speaker 1>This is a little Christmas Uh oh boy?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, what was it that was in it? Was it

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<v Speaker 2>green apple? And no, that was grape grapefruit and avocado.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna throw up the avocados. I'm gonna throw up. Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>pineapple green jello is good though, Yeah that's not bad.

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<v Speaker 2>But if it's got avocado and grapefruit, in it. I

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<v Speaker 2>might vomit, all right, So I don't even like the

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<v Speaker 2>look of it already. It looks like scrambled eggs. Oh yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>it looks runny. I'm I'm gonna throw up already.

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<v Speaker 1>This is.

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<v Speaker 2>That looks like it looks like it looks like something

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<v Speaker 2>you scrape by, like pipes or something.

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<v Speaker 1>I know.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh God, that's what made the Ninja turtles. Ninja turtles.

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<v Speaker 2>God.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I'm gonna tell you.

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<v Speaker 2>Why did you give me the one with the most

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<v Speaker 2>in it? Oh God? What's the string? Oh God, this

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<v Speaker 2>is gonna be I don't know. This is gonna make

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<v Speaker 2>me sick.

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<v Speaker 1>Take a take a big bite, and then I'll tell

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<v Speaker 1>you what's in it. Oh no, be honest, be honest.

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<v Speaker 2>Like, Okay, there's a distinct lack of sweetness.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, this was the recipe, lime jello mixed with cottage cheese.

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<v Speaker 2>I wonder, I don't know that's normal.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh walnuts, Oh.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, I'm allergic to walnuts. Thank you? Oh shit, trying

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<v Speaker 2>to kill me. It's live TV, so just trying to

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<v Speaker 2>kill me on.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh pineapple? Yeah, and mayonnaise.

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<v Speaker 2>The mayonnaise is probably the here.

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<v Speaker 1>Why on God's green Earth did you see that recipe

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<v Speaker 1>back in the day and think that that was okay,

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<v Speaker 1>and this is.

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<v Speaker 2>The good one.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh oh, I've had green jello has been like a

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<v Speaker 3>staple of my thanksgivings forever.

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<v Speaker 1>But did it ever look like that?

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<v Speaker 2>Kind of Actually it looks similar, but it tastes way better.

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<v Speaker 1>So why the mayonnaise?

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<v Speaker 2>Why mani a why cottage geese?

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<v Speaker 3>The cheese is normal, that gives Yeah, that just takes

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<v Speaker 3>on the flavor of everything else. Jello and pineapple is good.

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<v Speaker 2>But I don't the mayo. I can taste the mayo.

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<v Speaker 1>It makes no sense.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh Laura, you can have mine. No way, It's just

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<v Speaker 2>not very sweet.

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<v Speaker 1>I didn't eat it then, I won't eat it now,

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<v Speaker 1>thank you. But that's not the bad.

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<v Speaker 3>But I just want to say it's not terrible. It's

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<v Speaker 3>just it needs less.

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<v Speaker 2>That is awful.

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<v Speaker 1>I dare you to take one more bite? No, no,

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<v Speaker 1>you can't access walnuts.

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<v Speaker 2>You already took one bite. So are you going to

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<v Speaker 2>die now or probably?

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00:23:28.400 --> 00:23:31.599
<v Speaker 1>Do you feel like don't yong? Do you feel like you?

430
00:23:32.519 --> 00:23:33.799
<v Speaker 1>We'll see, We'll see what happens.

431
00:23:36.079 --> 00:23:37.079
<v Speaker 2>Someone keep an eye on him.

432
00:23:38.240 --> 00:23:42.640
<v Speaker 1>Why don't you take another big bite and just explain

433
00:23:42.920 --> 00:23:44.680
<v Speaker 1>the tastes that are coming from.

434
00:23:46.559 --> 00:23:49.759
<v Speaker 3>Uh, honestly, it tastes like green jellow. There's just a

435
00:23:49.880 --> 00:23:53.359
<v Speaker 3>distinct lack of sweetness and just a weird presence of mayo.

436
00:23:53.720 --> 00:23:55.960
<v Speaker 3>You can kind of taste the mayo after maybe.

437
00:23:56.599 --> 00:23:59.640
<v Speaker 1>After all, it is a side dish at dinner. It's

438
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<v Speaker 1>not assert at.

439
00:24:00.880 --> 00:24:05.240
<v Speaker 2>Who's dinner, like before you are electrocuted somebody's last dinner.

440
00:24:05.319 --> 00:24:06.519
<v Speaker 2>It's not Okay, it's not that bad.

441
00:24:06.720 --> 00:24:10.559
<v Speaker 1>This was my childhood. Okay, this is why I'm scarred.

442
00:24:11.160 --> 00:24:12.400
<v Speaker 2>This is why you're rebellious.

443
00:24:12.680 --> 00:24:13.799
<v Speaker 1>This is why I'm so picky.

444
00:24:13.960 --> 00:24:15.640
<v Speaker 2>This is why you do what you're not supposed to.

445
00:24:15.680 --> 00:24:18.599
<v Speaker 3>It tastes like clumpy, bland mayo with just a hint

446
00:24:18.680 --> 00:24:19.359
<v Speaker 3>of jella.

447
00:24:20.200 --> 00:24:24.079
<v Speaker 1>Just like the warp. She was so excited to make

448
00:24:24.160 --> 00:24:26.079
<v Speaker 1>this for you guys have today.

449
00:24:26.720 --> 00:24:28.359
<v Speaker 2>You know I enjoyed it. It just needs a little

450
00:24:28.400 --> 00:24:29.519
<v Speaker 2>less mayo and a little more sugar.

451
00:24:30.240 --> 00:24:32.960
<v Speaker 1>Oh mayo, no mayo at all?

452
00:24:33.519 --> 00:24:33.759
<v Speaker 2>Yuck.

453
00:24:34.519 --> 00:24:36.440
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I think that's all I have to give you

454
00:24:36.640 --> 00:24:42.079
<v Speaker 1>and tell you. Okay, what about you? How was your Thanksgiving?

455
00:24:42.240 --> 00:24:42.480
<v Speaker 2>Good?

456
00:24:43.200 --> 00:24:43.359
<v Speaker 1>Oh?

457
00:24:43.519 --> 00:24:43.839
<v Speaker 2>Come on?

458
00:24:44.319 --> 00:24:46.799
<v Speaker 1>Did you do anything over the did you have all

459
00:24:46.839 --> 00:24:49.319
<v Speaker 1>the days off or just Friday? Or do you have

460
00:24:49.359 --> 00:24:50.319
<v Speaker 1>Saturday and Sunday two?

461
00:24:51.480 --> 00:24:54.119
<v Speaker 2>I no, I worked.

462
00:24:54.400 --> 00:24:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Okay, So did you spend it with friends?

463
00:24:57.480 --> 00:24:57.799
<v Speaker 2>Did you.

464
00:24:59.319 --> 00:25:02.920
<v Speaker 1>Care to allow operate on leg what you had or

465
00:25:03.160 --> 00:25:05.519
<v Speaker 1>what you did or what you did the next day?

466
00:25:06.200 --> 00:25:06.440
<v Speaker 2>Thanks?

467
00:25:06.559 --> 00:25:08.799
<v Speaker 1>Eric? Did you go Black Friday shopping?

468
00:25:09.599 --> 00:25:14.279
<v Speaker 2>I did? Where I cannot say?

469
00:25:15.200 --> 00:25:16.759
<v Speaker 1>Why is that such a secret?

470
00:25:17.440 --> 00:25:21.000
<v Speaker 2>Because have you ever been there? I went to the mall?

471
00:25:21.599 --> 00:25:23.480
<v Speaker 2>Have you ever been on the podcast before? Yeah?

472
00:25:25.359 --> 00:25:28.839
<v Speaker 1>You do need to tell we tell stories.

473
00:25:28.599 --> 00:25:37.599
<v Speaker 2>Right mall? And it was what mall? Several? Would you buy?

474
00:25:37.920 --> 00:25:40.200
<v Speaker 1>Why are you being so secretive and weird?

475
00:25:40.440 --> 00:25:42.519
<v Speaker 2>I can't say. Why?

476
00:25:44.240 --> 00:25:46.279
<v Speaker 1>Was it the one that you usually go to to

477
00:25:46.359 --> 00:25:47.039
<v Speaker 1>get your shoes?

478
00:25:48.119 --> 00:25:49.480
<v Speaker 2>I did get this pair of shoes.

479
00:25:51.000 --> 00:25:51.599
<v Speaker 1>You show this.

480
00:25:51.960 --> 00:25:53.160
<v Speaker 2>Wouldn't have said, you know what.

481
00:25:53.880 --> 00:25:56.039
<v Speaker 1>He was on FaceTime with me and he goes, oh,

482
00:25:56.079 --> 00:25:57.680
<v Speaker 1>look at these shoes. I actually get him. I said,

483
00:25:57.759 --> 00:25:59.240
<v Speaker 1>don't get those and he gets them.

484
00:25:59.359 --> 00:26:01.720
<v Speaker 3>Those look like Spaceman Austin Powers's.

485
00:26:01.799 --> 00:26:04.640
<v Speaker 2>Yes they do. And see I don't know where I

486
00:26:04.680 --> 00:26:06.119
<v Speaker 2>get it from. I must get it from your mom.

487
00:26:06.400 --> 00:26:07.160
<v Speaker 1>How much were those?

488
00:26:08.119 --> 00:26:13.599
<v Speaker 2>Uh? They were they're pumas? Oh okay, yeah, I don't

489
00:26:13.799 --> 00:26:17.039
<v Speaker 2>two hundred much? They were no over one hundred.

490
00:26:21.000 --> 00:26:23.839
<v Speaker 1>Okay, I can't. Okay, now, look, I can't ask him

491
00:26:23.920 --> 00:26:25.599
<v Speaker 1>yes or no questions, so I'm gonna have to ask

492
00:26:25.680 --> 00:26:29.359
<v Speaker 1>him a different way. What are the things? What are

493
00:26:29.400 --> 00:26:31.720
<v Speaker 1>the great deals you found on Black Friday?

494
00:26:33.759 --> 00:26:34.160
<v Speaker 2>Stuff?

495
00:26:34.839 --> 00:26:35.039
<v Speaker 1>Ah?

496
00:26:35.599 --> 00:26:37.480
<v Speaker 2>Wait, can you tell us why you're being secret?

497
00:26:37.880 --> 00:26:40.839
<v Speaker 1>Is it stuff you for me? For Brian? Is it?

498
00:26:41.160 --> 00:26:41.200
<v Speaker 2>Like?

499
00:26:41.559 --> 00:26:44.400
<v Speaker 3>I can't say, because sometimes you're secretive and nothing comes

500
00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:45.640
<v Speaker 3>of it, And I'm like, well, what was the point

501
00:26:45.680 --> 00:26:47.720
<v Speaker 3>of that? I know, like he sets up something big

502
00:26:47.720 --> 00:26:48.720
<v Speaker 3>and than just nothing happens.

503
00:26:48.799 --> 00:26:52.640
<v Speaker 2>Clothes. You're being so tim who doesn't have a store.

504
00:26:52.720 --> 00:26:55.960
<v Speaker 2>So I got very good, some very good stuff.

505
00:26:56.960 --> 00:26:59.960
<v Speaker 1>Did you shop today on Cyber Monday?

506
00:27:00.119 --> 00:27:02.720
<v Speaker 2>It was nothing you did?

507
00:27:03.160 --> 00:27:05.839
<v Speaker 3>Look, yeah, I thought there were some great deals. Didn't

508
00:27:05.839 --> 00:27:06.480
<v Speaker 3>want to spend money.

509
00:27:07.839 --> 00:27:10.920
<v Speaker 1>You know what, why don't you just take a seat

510
00:27:11.079 --> 00:27:12.960
<v Speaker 1>on the couch. I'll do the podcast. You can just

511
00:27:13.079 --> 00:27:17.359
<v Speaker 1>watch since you're really not participating and it's really making meat.

512
00:27:19.000 --> 00:27:23.039
<v Speaker 1>It's maddening, my god. So that's all you did? Oh?

513
00:27:23.039 --> 00:27:24.640
<v Speaker 1>I had Thanksgiving dinner out here and then I went

514
00:27:24.720 --> 00:27:26.400
<v Speaker 1>shopping and I can't tell you where, and I bought.

515
00:27:26.480 --> 00:27:30.079
<v Speaker 2>I can't tell you what I did. Watch Lindsay Lohan's

516
00:27:30.160 --> 00:27:34.039
<v Speaker 2>new movie on Netflix called Our Little Secret and it

517
00:27:34.480 --> 00:27:36.400
<v Speaker 2>was adorable. It was really fun.

518
00:27:36.680 --> 00:27:38.839
<v Speaker 3>I think I think he went somewhere embarrassing and bought

519
00:27:38.880 --> 00:27:39.559
<v Speaker 3>something embarrassing.

520
00:27:40.000 --> 00:27:41.000
<v Speaker 2>No, I didn't like.

521
00:27:41.240 --> 00:27:43.279
<v Speaker 3>I don't know what else whether. I don't think there's

522
00:27:43.279 --> 00:27:45.799
<v Speaker 3>any of the malls, but I don't know there's like

523
00:27:45.839 --> 00:27:49.319
<v Speaker 3>a weird lingerie store and UTC is that I was.

524
00:27:49.319 --> 00:27:52.359
<v Speaker 1>Trying to protect or who what he's trying to keep

525
00:27:52.480 --> 00:27:52.920
<v Speaker 1>from us?

526
00:27:53.039 --> 00:27:56.599
<v Speaker 2>But whatever, you know what, keep your secrets, whatever, you

527
00:27:56.720 --> 00:27:59.599
<v Speaker 2>know what? Whatever? Oh my god, why don't you eat

528
00:27:59.640 --> 00:27:59.880
<v Speaker 2>some of that?

529
00:28:01.400 --> 00:28:04.160
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to take this off the Marquee right now.

530
00:28:04.240 --> 00:28:05.720
<v Speaker 1>You know what, if you're not participating, I.

531
00:28:05.799 --> 00:28:07.680
<v Speaker 2>Want to take this off the Marquee right now.

532
00:28:07.920 --> 00:28:10.559
<v Speaker 3>Kane after Dark with producer Brands exactly.

533
00:28:11.079 --> 00:28:13.720
<v Speaker 2>Oh great, Yeah, your threats mean nothing to me.

534
00:28:15.640 --> 00:28:19.920
<v Speaker 1>All right, mister talkative? Do you at least have a

535
00:28:20.000 --> 00:28:20.880
<v Speaker 1>double D you report?

536
00:28:20.920 --> 00:28:23.480
<v Speaker 2>I do. But first of all, oh wait, do you

537
00:28:23.519 --> 00:28:28.759
<v Speaker 2>guys see the video of the girl having that massive

538
00:28:28.880 --> 00:28:33.480
<v Speaker 2>tantrum in your home away from home Walmart? No, No,

539
00:28:33.960 --> 00:28:34.759
<v Speaker 2>there's a lot of videos.

540
00:28:36.359 --> 00:28:37.400
<v Speaker 1>So it's Black Friday.

541
00:28:38.119 --> 00:28:43.599
<v Speaker 2>It was yesterday. I believe that this happened. Uh, you guys,

542
00:28:43.680 --> 00:28:46.039
<v Speaker 2>have got to look it up on YouTube and just

543
00:28:46.160 --> 00:28:51.599
<v Speaker 2>google twenty twenty four. Girl throws tantrum in Walmart. There's

544
00:28:51.680 --> 00:28:53.839
<v Speaker 2>not her parents are not around anywhere.

545
00:28:53.960 --> 00:28:55.279
<v Speaker 1>How old is this girl?

546
00:28:55.480 --> 00:28:59.359
<v Speaker 2>I think she's eleven, okay. And it starts with her

547
00:29:00.759 --> 00:29:04.920
<v Speaker 2>walking through like the refrigerator part where they have like

548
00:29:05.000 --> 00:29:09.119
<v Speaker 2>the package cheeses and stuff, and she's just grabbing them

549
00:29:09.160 --> 00:29:11.960
<v Speaker 2>and throwing them everywhere, and a woman in a cart says, hey,

550
00:29:12.119 --> 00:29:15.720
<v Speaker 2>you need to stop that. Two women tackle this girl

551
00:29:16.400 --> 00:29:21.839
<v Speaker 2>because it gets horrible. They tackle her and she gets

552
00:29:21.880 --> 00:29:29.839
<v Speaker 2>away and starts throwing wine bottles, glasses, jars of things.

553
00:29:30.240 --> 00:29:33.160
<v Speaker 2>Little Debbie boxes are flying everywhere, and some guy finally

554
00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:34.839
<v Speaker 2>just picks he up and grabs her and takes her

555
00:29:34.880 --> 00:29:37.160
<v Speaker 2>out of the store. Not a parent in sight. So

556
00:29:37.440 --> 00:29:41.279
<v Speaker 2>parent of the year, whoever that is, kang, I just

557
00:29:41.319 --> 00:29:41.880
<v Speaker 2>want to okay.

558
00:29:42.000 --> 00:29:44.880
<v Speaker 3>So for Eric's segment, he told us that he did

559
00:29:44.920 --> 00:29:48.319
<v Speaker 3>nothing for Thanksgiving, instead gave us a review of a

560
00:29:48.720 --> 00:29:51.680
<v Speaker 3>ten second viral video that happened in a Walmart.

561
00:29:53.200 --> 00:29:55.400
<v Speaker 2>I didn't leave my house on Thanksgiving?

562
00:29:56.400 --> 00:30:00.640
<v Speaker 1>Nothing, Okay? That's interesting, Like, did you were you in sweats? Where?

563
00:30:00.759 --> 00:30:03.039
<v Speaker 1>Did you watch? Did you binge watch shows?

564
00:30:03.400 --> 00:30:05.319
<v Speaker 2>Yes? That's all I did turkey. I mean, come on,

565
00:30:05.519 --> 00:30:13.759
<v Speaker 2>I did. I ordered turkey from uh, what's what's the

566
00:30:13.799 --> 00:30:14.519
<v Speaker 2>wooden enguish?

567
00:30:14.680 --> 00:30:16.400
<v Speaker 1>I don't even care, you know, I don't know. I

568
00:30:16.440 --> 00:30:16.839
<v Speaker 1>don't care.

569
00:30:16.960 --> 00:30:17.799
<v Speaker 2>And it was very good.

570
00:30:17.880 --> 00:30:21.160
<v Speaker 3>We either raise your standard of what's worthy. I can't

571
00:30:21.160 --> 00:30:23.960
<v Speaker 3>because what the latest that's happening at Walmart is not yet.

572
00:30:25.000 --> 00:30:28.799
<v Speaker 2>I love yank in her chain. I have so yanking

573
00:30:28.839 --> 00:30:30.759
<v Speaker 2>her chain. That's just the best you have to offer.

574
00:30:32.039 --> 00:30:32.960
<v Speaker 1>It's so ridiculous.

575
00:30:33.160 --> 00:30:36.319
<v Speaker 2>Move us along. I love Yank in your chaine. Start

576
00:30:36.359 --> 00:30:37.599
<v Speaker 2>talking about something interesting now.

577
00:30:38.119 --> 00:30:41.640
<v Speaker 1>I want you to bring it.

578
00:30:42.400 --> 00:30:45.759
<v Speaker 2>Well, I'll bring what's been broughten like there isn't a

579
00:30:45.920 --> 00:30:47.599
<v Speaker 2>whole Oh now he's got sass.

580
00:30:47.759 --> 00:30:50.240
<v Speaker 1>Okay, you're gonna eat the rest of that jello.

581
00:30:50.640 --> 00:30:52.240
<v Speaker 2>This is not fucking am not.

582
00:30:53.680 --> 00:30:56.519
<v Speaker 1>Don't say that around my mom or my father. Please.

583
00:30:56.920 --> 00:31:01.079
<v Speaker 2>Oh gosh, that's right both. He's trying blinging his plastic.

584
00:31:01.200 --> 00:31:04.960
<v Speaker 2>I know, I really am. Britney Spears's birthday is today.

585
00:31:05.000 --> 00:31:06.079
<v Speaker 2>She's forty three.

586
00:31:06.640 --> 00:31:07.000
<v Speaker 1>Wow.

587
00:31:07.799 --> 00:31:12.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes, and I guess her voice from Sam is finalized today? Too.

588
00:31:14.200 --> 00:31:15.519
<v Speaker 2>Oh okay, yep.

589
00:31:15.680 --> 00:31:16.759
<v Speaker 1>Does she have a new boyfriend?

590
00:31:17.079 --> 00:31:18.640
<v Speaker 2>I don't know if she does or not. I don't

591
00:31:18.640 --> 00:31:20.680
<v Speaker 2>think so. I think she's just twirling around in her.

592
00:31:20.599 --> 00:31:22.759
<v Speaker 1>House, twirling, twirling, twirling.

593
00:31:23.039 --> 00:31:25.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh I did do something fun on Friday night. Now,

594
00:31:25.960 --> 00:31:30.359
<v Speaker 2>he remembers, speaking of celebrities, I saw Kathy Griffin. What okay, yeah,

595
00:31:30.480 --> 00:31:31.079
<v Speaker 2>at the Balboa.

596
00:31:31.559 --> 00:31:35.039
<v Speaker 1>You know what I see? See this what I write down.

597
00:31:35.200 --> 00:31:38.480
<v Speaker 1>It's kind of helpful when you write down what you're

598
00:31:38.480 --> 00:31:40.160
<v Speaker 1>going to talk about on the podcast.

599
00:31:40.240 --> 00:31:42.519
<v Speaker 2>But hello, or just remember.

600
00:31:42.880 --> 00:31:44.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm going to wrestle.

601
00:31:44.160 --> 00:31:45.039
<v Speaker 2>I just remembered that.

602
00:31:45.240 --> 00:31:47.640
<v Speaker 1>Okay, where was she performing?

603
00:31:48.039 --> 00:31:50.599
<v Speaker 2>You didn't listen? I said, the Balboa? Hello, downtown.

604
00:31:50.680 --> 00:31:51.559
<v Speaker 1>I know it was yelling at you.

605
00:31:51.680 --> 00:31:54.279
<v Speaker 3>Oh wait, wait, you went and saw her perform. Yes, okay,

606
00:31:54.319 --> 00:31:56.000
<v Speaker 3>that's not as cool. I thought you saw her candidly?

607
00:31:56.279 --> 00:31:57.079
<v Speaker 1>How was it?

608
00:31:57.440 --> 00:31:58.279
<v Speaker 2>It was very funny?

609
00:31:59.319 --> 00:32:02.839
<v Speaker 1>Is she? I don't want to say she back because

610
00:32:02.839 --> 00:32:04.079
<v Speaker 1>she was. She kind of went.

611
00:32:04.319 --> 00:32:07.039
<v Speaker 2>She got canceled. She did big time, got canceled. She

612
00:32:08.160 --> 00:32:11.960
<v Speaker 2>she kind deserved. No, she didn't. I thought I thought

613
00:32:11.960 --> 00:32:13.759
<v Speaker 2>it was hilarious. No, it was way over the line.

614
00:32:13.759 --> 00:32:18.039
<v Speaker 2>I lost. She looked great, and she got an implant

615
00:32:18.039 --> 00:32:20.279
<v Speaker 2>in her throat so her voices back, because you know,

616
00:32:20.400 --> 00:32:24.519
<v Speaker 2>she had lung cancer. Was probably and they took out

617
00:32:25.000 --> 00:32:27.680
<v Speaker 2>a piece of her I think left lung. But when

618
00:32:27.720 --> 00:32:31.440
<v Speaker 2>the surgeon did it, which was hilarious. During her concert,

619
00:32:31.680 --> 00:32:35.279
<v Speaker 2>she says his name full out because she's She's like,

620
00:32:35.359 --> 00:32:38.559
<v Speaker 2>I'm protected under that. So doctor Robert whatever.

621
00:32:39.039 --> 00:32:39.880
<v Speaker 1>So she outed him.

622
00:32:40.799 --> 00:32:45.160
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, he like nicked her vocal cord or something happened,

623
00:32:45.240 --> 00:32:49.839
<v Speaker 2>and it she didn't. She sounded like mini mouse for

624
00:32:50.000 --> 00:32:50.640
<v Speaker 2>like three years.

625
00:32:51.160 --> 00:32:52.759
<v Speaker 1>So she got an implant and it helped.

626
00:32:53.079 --> 00:32:55.599
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and she told a very funny story about her

627
00:32:55.839 --> 00:33:00.400
<v Speaker 2>and Sea, the singer that you guys saw. Oh yeah,

628
00:33:01.400 --> 00:33:04.920
<v Speaker 2>now I know why she hid on the side of

629
00:33:04.960 --> 00:33:07.079
<v Speaker 2>the stage with the wig and the big bow and

630
00:33:07.200 --> 00:33:09.880
<v Speaker 2>never came out. Why do you know she's autistic?

631
00:33:11.279 --> 00:33:14.839
<v Speaker 1>That makes sense how I think I may have heard

632
00:33:15.000 --> 00:33:17.680
<v Speaker 1>something along those lines. I did not know that until

633
00:33:17.680 --> 00:33:21.160
<v Speaker 1>a gas She's on the spectrum. Yeah, like bright lights

634
00:33:21.240 --> 00:33:24.400
<v Speaker 1>and things and her genius too.

635
00:33:24.680 --> 00:33:26.559
<v Speaker 2>Not Kathy Griffin sia, oh.

636
00:33:28.640 --> 00:33:35.559
<v Speaker 1>No, because see it. It explains her her not liking

637
00:33:35.640 --> 00:33:39.039
<v Speaker 1>the limelight, not wanting to be like her face scene

638
00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:43.519
<v Speaker 1>and doing things too. I love Sea, I love seeing

639
00:33:43.519 --> 00:33:45.920
<v Speaker 1>that show is so good. She's so good.

640
00:33:46.279 --> 00:33:50.160
<v Speaker 2>I love it. Anyway, Okay, anyway, j Lo gave the

641
00:33:50.759 --> 00:33:55.559
<v Speaker 2>big middle finger to Black Friday, she went on Rodeo

642
00:33:55.680 --> 00:34:01.680
<v Speaker 2>drive and bought an eighty thousand dollars Ermez bag. But

643
00:34:01.799 --> 00:34:06.119
<v Speaker 2>she showed up in Rmez with a Burken bag. Now

644
00:34:06.200 --> 00:34:08.159
<v Speaker 2>you know how expensive those bags are?

645
00:34:08.360 --> 00:34:12.039
<v Speaker 1>Are they? Okay? So are burkins more expensive than Ermez?

646
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<v Speaker 2>Burkins? Are Ermez darling?

647
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<v Speaker 3>Excuse me?

648
00:34:16.400 --> 00:34:19.519
<v Speaker 1>I didn't know that they're the same thing. Oh, Burkin

649
00:34:19.760 --> 00:34:25.039
<v Speaker 1>is is the kind of purse from Ermaz? Yes, eighty grand.

650
00:34:25.280 --> 00:34:28.320
<v Speaker 1>Do you know who Ben spent Thanksgiving with?

651
00:34:28.920 --> 00:34:29.360
<v Speaker 2>Jennifer?

652
00:34:29.679 --> 00:34:35.679
<v Speaker 1>Yep, Jennifer Garner. And I know maybe he's maybe there's

653
00:34:35.719 --> 00:34:37.239
<v Speaker 1>a wee kindling going on there. Who knows.

654
00:34:37.320 --> 00:34:42.719
<v Speaker 2>Maybe I like it, Mawana. I beat out Wicked. What

655
00:34:43.400 --> 00:34:48.480
<v Speaker 2>domestically made two hundred and twenty one million. Internationally it

656
00:34:48.599 --> 00:34:51.119
<v Speaker 2>made one hundred and sixty five point three.

657
00:34:51.519 --> 00:34:54.880
<v Speaker 3>You got like kind of mediocre reviews, though I remember correctly.

658
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<v Speaker 1>Well, here's what it is. Are parents trying to keep

659
00:34:57.840 --> 00:35:02.440
<v Speaker 1>their kids occupied while they're out of school, little kids,

660
00:35:03.000 --> 00:35:05.519
<v Speaker 1>and Wicked is a little bit too intense for the

661
00:35:05.599 --> 00:35:09.480
<v Speaker 1>smaller ones. So I get that. But wow, I bet

662
00:35:09.639 --> 00:35:13.079
<v Speaker 1>the people were at Wicked or the production company was

663
00:35:13.119 --> 00:35:14.360
<v Speaker 1>like oh main, darn it.

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<v Speaker 2>I know. Yeah, Megan Trainer has had so much boatox

665
00:35:19.400 --> 00:35:21.239
<v Speaker 2>allegedly that she can't smile.

666
00:35:23.199 --> 00:35:28.000
<v Speaker 1>Oh I need botox. I feel like a crumpled paper bag,

667
00:35:28.800 --> 00:35:31.199
<v Speaker 1>and I look like I look like I look like

668
00:35:31.360 --> 00:35:32.039
<v Speaker 1>I'm a man.

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00:35:32.360 --> 00:35:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I was wondering where to put that jello now that

670
00:35:36.960 --> 00:35:39.119
<v Speaker 2>you've talked about a crumpled paper bag.

671
00:35:39.400 --> 00:35:43.480
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, no, I feel I feel just not.

672
00:35:43.840 --> 00:35:46.760
<v Speaker 1>I don't look cute today. I feel like like a

673
00:35:46.880 --> 00:35:48.880
<v Speaker 1>man in a wig. Do I look a man today?

674
00:35:49.800 --> 00:35:50.920
<v Speaker 2>Anyways? Sir?

675
00:35:53.440 --> 00:35:55.880
<v Speaker 1>You know what somebody once told me that, like wrote

676
00:35:55.880 --> 00:35:58.400
<v Speaker 1>a comment I've been getting, you know, through my years,

677
00:35:58.599 --> 00:36:06.400
<v Speaker 1>through my profession, I've received lots of accolades, will say

678
00:36:06.559 --> 00:36:09.199
<v Speaker 1>well nice things, yes, of course, but some mean things

679
00:36:09.239 --> 00:36:11.639
<v Speaker 1>to you. And one of them that's stuck out was

680
00:36:12.320 --> 00:36:16.000
<v Speaker 1>you look like a man. And I was like, I

681
00:36:16.119 --> 00:36:18.719
<v Speaker 1>remember that, and it's stuck with me, and I wonder.

682
00:36:19.480 --> 00:36:24.119
<v Speaker 2>Do I sometimes let's move on? Would I look like

683
00:36:24.159 --> 00:36:26.079
<v Speaker 2>a man? I'm just kidding. No, you don't look like

684
00:36:26.119 --> 00:36:28.360
<v Speaker 2>a man. I don't think you look like a man.

685
00:36:28.800 --> 00:36:33.280
<v Speaker 1>That's not what you said about forty minutes ago.

686
00:36:33.400 --> 00:36:37.400
<v Speaker 3>Okay, what I will rephrase is that let me re emphasize.

687
00:36:37.519 --> 00:36:39.840
<v Speaker 3>Is that what I said was you look like what

688
00:36:39.960 --> 00:36:42.360
<v Speaker 3>a transvestite might think a woman looks like and tries

689
00:36:42.400 --> 00:36:45.280
<v Speaker 3>to emulate. That's more the shirt you chose and the

690
00:36:45.360 --> 00:36:50.400
<v Speaker 3>fact you have extensions. Okay, okay, not your face particularly, Okay,

691
00:36:51.960 --> 00:36:52.280
<v Speaker 3>thank you.

692
00:36:52.519 --> 00:36:54.159
<v Speaker 2>I just feel like you're like that, you have the

693
00:36:54.199 --> 00:36:55.400
<v Speaker 2>look that someone would try to copy.

694
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, thank you.

695
00:36:59.000 --> 00:37:02.800
<v Speaker 2>And you're five o'clock is starting to come. You know what.

696
00:37:03.199 --> 00:37:04.679
<v Speaker 1>I've started shaving my face.

697
00:37:04.880 --> 00:37:07.000
<v Speaker 2>Okay, Oh, that's the worst thing you can do. Why

698
00:37:07.239 --> 00:37:09.039
<v Speaker 2>because it grows back twice?

699
00:37:09.199 --> 00:37:11.320
<v Speaker 1>What am I supposed to do? Get it wax?

700
00:37:11.719 --> 00:37:11.920
<v Speaker 2>Yes?

701
00:37:12.239 --> 00:37:15.920
<v Speaker 1>Because little there's little the peach fuzz. I don't like it.

702
00:37:16.039 --> 00:37:18.239
<v Speaker 2>Do you take a trip to a little cosmetic.

703
00:37:18.440 --> 00:37:22.000
<v Speaker 1>To get it lasered? Yeah, that's what I should do.

704
00:37:22.119 --> 00:37:24.039
<v Speaker 2>It's all I needed you coming in looking like me.

705
00:37:25.639 --> 00:37:28.800
<v Speaker 1>I okay. I was with uh, I won't name which one,

706
00:37:29.000 --> 00:37:35.519
<v Speaker 1>but a boyfriend and we were having this romantic late lunch.

707
00:37:36.880 --> 00:37:41.440
<v Speaker 2>Yes, oh god, romantic. Didn't you call me from the bathroom?

708
00:37:41.639 --> 00:37:45.039
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Yes, because it was a nice restaurant in del

709
00:37:45.119 --> 00:37:48.159
<v Speaker 1>mar and it was like the sun was going down

710
00:37:48.800 --> 00:37:51.960
<v Speaker 1>and it was behind me and I felt like I

711
00:37:52.159 --> 00:37:54.280
<v Speaker 1>was cute that day and I felt like I looked

712
00:37:54.360 --> 00:37:59.280
<v Speaker 1>pretty and I was feeling all lovey Debbie. And he

713
00:37:59.440 --> 00:38:06.960
<v Speaker 1>looks at me and he goes, you might wanna wax

714
00:38:07.079 --> 00:38:10.039
<v Speaker 1>your face because there's a hair that's about an inch

715
00:38:10.199 --> 00:38:14.440
<v Speaker 1>long sticking out of your jaw. It was like illuminated

716
00:38:14.519 --> 00:38:17.440
<v Speaker 1>the sun illuminated it. You could see all the hairs.

717
00:38:18.159 --> 00:38:18.719
<v Speaker 2>In the breeze.

718
00:38:18.800 --> 00:38:21.559
<v Speaker 1>Oh my god, I don't know, but like, I didn't

719
00:38:21.599 --> 00:38:24.159
<v Speaker 1>need to hear that. So now that traumatized me. So

720
00:38:24.239 --> 00:38:25.599
<v Speaker 1>now I shaved my face in the shower.

721
00:38:25.760 --> 00:38:28.280
<v Speaker 2>Oh boy, I didn't want to know any of that.

722
00:38:28.639 --> 00:38:31.440
<v Speaker 1>Well, do what you gotta do. And I'm not the

723
00:38:31.559 --> 00:38:33.360
<v Speaker 1>only one that does that. I'm not the only woman

724
00:38:33.400 --> 00:38:33.719
<v Speaker 1>that does that.

725
00:38:33.800 --> 00:38:35.920
<v Speaker 2>Please no, I also shave my face, but I do

726
00:38:36.039 --> 00:38:37.960
<v Speaker 2>too anyways, So look at the three of us have

727
00:38:38.079 --> 00:38:38.760
<v Speaker 2>something in common.

728
00:38:39.519 --> 00:38:42.480
<v Speaker 1>So does Eva Mendez. I heard she did an interview

729
00:38:42.519 --> 00:38:43.400
<v Speaker 1>with She's a Lot.

730
00:38:43.920 --> 00:38:50.079
<v Speaker 2>Thank you and so sorry. I watched the dumbest movie

731
00:38:50.199 --> 00:38:55.559
<v Speaker 2>on Netflix. Let's hear what it's called a I Oh.

732
00:38:56.000 --> 00:38:59.000
<v Speaker 1>I started to watch that and I faded out.

733
00:38:59.679 --> 00:39:03.519
<v Speaker 2>It's called Afraid, But then the AI A Afraid is

734
00:39:03.840 --> 00:39:06.880
<v Speaker 2>like highlight, so stupid, so dumb.

735
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:09.519
<v Speaker 1>You know what's good? Is land man? Did I talk

736
00:39:09.519 --> 00:39:10.320
<v Speaker 1>about this last week?

737
00:39:10.400 --> 00:39:10.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

738
00:39:11.719 --> 00:39:13.360
<v Speaker 1>That is worth watching on Paramount.

739
00:39:13.440 --> 00:39:19.039
<v Speaker 2>Okay, and then finally another woman has come forward and

740
00:39:19.119 --> 00:39:23.320
<v Speaker 2>said that he did he tried to hang her over

741
00:39:23.400 --> 00:39:26.360
<v Speaker 2>a balcony, allegedly.

742
00:39:27.800 --> 00:39:29.239
<v Speaker 1>Just to scare her as a.

743
00:39:30.920 --> 00:39:32.880
<v Speaker 2>Getting weirder.

744
00:39:33.360 --> 00:39:34.639
<v Speaker 1>He's a bad man.

745
00:39:35.039 --> 00:39:35.239
<v Speaker 2>Yeah.

746
00:39:35.760 --> 00:39:37.840
<v Speaker 3>I wonder if any celebrities will come forward and try

747
00:39:37.880 --> 00:39:41.679
<v Speaker 3>to claim victimhood, but specifically so they can try to

748
00:39:41.719 --> 00:39:44.000
<v Speaker 3>get out of things they may have also participated in.

749
00:39:44.119 --> 00:39:51.760
<v Speaker 1>Though I would think that celebrities are gonna just did

750
00:39:51.840 --> 00:39:52.800
<v Speaker 1>you just hide your yawn?

751
00:39:53.639 --> 00:39:58.360
<v Speaker 2>Well? I had to sniff too. Anyway, are so bad today?

752
00:39:58.559 --> 00:40:03.599
<v Speaker 1>Oh? I'm sorry? I think that. I don't know. They

753
00:40:03.679 --> 00:40:05.760
<v Speaker 1>just want to lay low. I think the least there

754
00:40:05.920 --> 00:40:09.320
<v Speaker 1>people are saying, don't say anything at all, don't even

755
00:40:09.360 --> 00:40:09.920
<v Speaker 1>get involved.

756
00:40:10.239 --> 00:40:14.039
<v Speaker 3>Except Jlo has been all busy lately and she's pretty

757
00:40:14.280 --> 00:40:15.440
<v Speaker 3>closely tied to the case.

758
00:40:15.440 --> 00:40:17.760
<v Speaker 1>I think she hasn't said anything about it, though.

759
00:40:18.639 --> 00:40:19.920
<v Speaker 2>She's been in the public quite a bit.

760
00:40:20.000 --> 00:40:22.039
<v Speaker 3>Though there's like I think there's a video of her

761
00:40:22.119 --> 00:40:24.800
<v Speaker 3>giving a gun that was in like her purse to

762
00:40:25.000 --> 00:40:25.760
<v Speaker 3>Ditty or something.

763
00:40:26.079 --> 00:40:26.800
<v Speaker 2>I thought I heard that.

764
00:40:27.280 --> 00:40:32.440
<v Speaker 1>I think that Ben Affleck found out some things about

765
00:40:33.440 --> 00:40:37.079
<v Speaker 1>her in those days when she was with Ditty. Maybe

766
00:40:37.159 --> 00:40:39.800
<v Speaker 1>he saw a video, maybe some things came out and

767
00:40:39.920 --> 00:40:43.280
<v Speaker 1>he was like, hell no, Sia, I don't know. That's

768
00:40:43.320 --> 00:40:50.679
<v Speaker 1>just my difficult that too, that too true, so true. Oh,

769
00:40:51.000 --> 00:41:03.679
<v Speaker 1>by the way, mister connection, celebrity connection this month in

770
00:41:03.840 --> 00:41:12.119
<v Speaker 1>little Italy at the music box. Yes, Dog Star is performing.

771
00:41:12.519 --> 00:41:18.039
<v Speaker 1>It's a Saturday night. Let's make it happen. Pick that

772
00:41:18.320 --> 00:41:19.039
<v Speaker 1>ball back up.

773
00:41:19.239 --> 00:41:22.280
<v Speaker 2>Already working on it, you are, he said, He says that,

774
00:41:22.639 --> 00:41:24.039
<v Speaker 2>he said that for so many things.

775
00:41:24.239 --> 00:41:26.159
<v Speaker 1>I kind of believe him though, because I did tell

776
00:41:26.280 --> 00:41:30.280
<v Speaker 1>him this, like yesterday or the day before a like, whoever,

777
00:41:30.320 --> 00:41:32.559
<v Speaker 1>you know, when is he coming? I think it's the

778
00:41:32.719 --> 00:41:35.079
<v Speaker 1>fourteenth or the sixteenth. It's a Saturday.

779
00:41:35.639 --> 00:41:36.400
<v Speaker 2>That's like two weeks.

780
00:41:36.719 --> 00:41:39.360
<v Speaker 1>I know. I'm like, we will bring all our equipment,

781
00:41:39.400 --> 00:41:41.800
<v Speaker 1>we will do everything, like we will bring.

782
00:41:41.719 --> 00:41:45.239
<v Speaker 2>The Make a Wish kid of course, have a Make

783
00:41:45.280 --> 00:41:45.760
<v Speaker 2>a Wish kid?

784
00:41:45.840 --> 00:41:48.079
<v Speaker 1>Now, remember kids like we think. I mean, I don't

785
00:41:48.079 --> 00:41:48.360
<v Speaker 1>who knows.

786
00:41:48.840 --> 00:41:50.320
<v Speaker 2>I don't know how we're going to fit a stretcher

787
00:41:50.360 --> 00:41:50.840
<v Speaker 2>in there, but.

788
00:41:52.440 --> 00:41:55.320
<v Speaker 1>But you got to do it. He's he's so close.

789
00:41:55.400 --> 00:41:57.239
<v Speaker 1>We've got to do it and know it's a Saturday.

790
00:41:57.239 --> 00:41:59.079
<v Speaker 1>He's not gonna be here on a Monday. But still,

791
00:41:59.599 --> 00:42:03.440
<v Speaker 1>so that's something that's going to be on our radar. Okay,

792
00:42:04.639 --> 00:42:07.719
<v Speaker 1>so let's shut this one down so I could take

793
00:42:07.760 --> 00:42:09.519
<v Speaker 1>a breath, and I'm going to put on something I

794
00:42:09.599 --> 00:42:14.480
<v Speaker 1>bought at the thrift store for I think it was

795
00:42:14.559 --> 00:42:18.639
<v Speaker 1>a dollar for our next episode. So get excited.

796
00:42:19.400 --> 00:42:22.719
<v Speaker 2>I'm already. And oh what else?

797
00:42:23.000 --> 00:42:27.280
<v Speaker 1>Oh, we also have a spelling bee. I'm going to

798
00:42:27.320 --> 00:42:29.599
<v Speaker 1>give you guys a spelling bee. Who do you think

799
00:42:29.679 --> 00:42:33.159
<v Speaker 1>is the better speller? Because you claim to be a great.

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00:42:33.039 --> 00:42:35.360
<v Speaker 2>Spell I am a very good speller, I bet Brian,

801
00:42:35.599 --> 00:42:40.039
<v Speaker 2>I don't know because I don't have to. Like I

802
00:42:40.119 --> 00:42:42.039
<v Speaker 2>think I'm good, but I don't actually have to. That

803
00:42:42.400 --> 00:42:45.480
<v Speaker 2>never gets put to the test because of the electricity.

804
00:42:45.599 --> 00:42:48.559
<v Speaker 1>And well when you were younger, were you, Yeah, I

805
00:42:48.679 --> 00:42:50.400
<v Speaker 1>was good? But all right, So we're going to do

806
00:42:50.760 --> 00:42:52.960
<v Speaker 1>a little bit of a spelling bee and we have

807
00:42:53.039 --> 00:42:55.360
<v Speaker 1>a new game called Mind in the Gutter.

808
00:42:55.599 --> 00:42:56.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh I almost spot this.

809
00:42:57.559 --> 00:42:58.239
<v Speaker 1>It's funny.

810
00:42:59.119 --> 00:43:00.719
<v Speaker 2>Okay, yeah, I'll spot.

811
00:43:00.480 --> 00:43:03.519
<v Speaker 1>This, yes, yes, yes, So we have a lot more

812
00:43:03.679 --> 00:43:08.239
<v Speaker 1>coming up, and I'm gonna go take a breath. I'm

813
00:43:08.239 --> 00:43:11.079
<v Speaker 1>gonna go in the closet scream. This is what my

814
00:43:11.159 --> 00:43:13.119
<v Speaker 1>mom used to do when she was super stressed out

815
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:16.440
<v Speaker 1>and her kid like we were driving her insaying.

816
00:43:16.159 --> 00:43:17.960
<v Speaker 2>Oh yes, she told me this. Are you going to

817
00:43:18.000 --> 00:43:21.320
<v Speaker 2>go in the closet and scream that you hate us? Oh?

818
00:43:21.400 --> 00:43:23.920
<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, oh you just go in the closet,

819
00:43:24.039 --> 00:43:27.239
<v Speaker 1>shut the door, scream as loud as you can, let

820
00:43:27.320 --> 00:43:30.280
<v Speaker 1>it out, come back out, and then you're relaxed.

821
00:43:30.880 --> 00:43:31.960
<v Speaker 2>Are you going to be relaxed?

822
00:43:32.280 --> 00:43:34.519
<v Speaker 1>Yes? Should I do it right now?

823
00:43:34.960 --> 00:43:35.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Okay?

824
00:43:36.480 --> 00:43:39.000
<v Speaker 1>What just to end the show so I can start? Yeah,

825
00:43:39.559 --> 00:43:43.400
<v Speaker 1>I needed I have this like energy that's bothering. Okay,

826
00:43:43.519 --> 00:43:45.800
<v Speaker 1>just go then, okay, just say no, no, no, no,

827
00:43:46.039 --> 00:43:46.719
<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna scream.

828
00:43:46.920 --> 00:43:51.960
<v Speaker 2>What No, we don't want to hear this? Yeah we do. Great,

829
00:43:52.440 --> 00:43:55.639
<v Speaker 2>let's get this over with. Jesus. I'm just gonna turn

830
00:43:55.679 --> 00:43:58.599
<v Speaker 2>the audio way down. Oh boy, let's see how this is.

831
00:43:58.679 --> 00:44:01.559
<v Speaker 2>Locker in the closet? Does that go? Does that door

832
00:44:01.599 --> 00:44:03.519
<v Speaker 2>have a lot? Are you hungry? I'm hungry. Let's go

833
00:44:03.679 --> 00:44:08.760
<v Speaker 2>get go back in there. Please? Can you put a

834
00:44:08.840 --> 00:44:12.239
<v Speaker 2>chair underneath the handle. You can give us enough time

835
00:44:12.280 --> 00:44:14.639
<v Speaker 2>to make plans to leave. What you're in there. How

836
00:44:14.679 --> 00:44:19.559
<v Speaker 2>do you feel? Not mistake, No mistake. Much more on

837
00:44:19.760 --> 00:44:20.320
<v Speaker 2>edge now.

838
00:44:21.960 --> 00:44:26.519
<v Speaker 1>Anyway, thank you guys for listening and watching as always,

839
00:44:27.039 --> 00:44:28.480
<v Speaker 1>and love your podcast.

840
00:44:29.639 --> 00:44:32.880
<v Speaker 2>I love you. Don't be stressed.

841
00:44:33.000 --> 00:44:34.320
<v Speaker 1>No I'm not. I'm calm now.

842
00:44:35.559 --> 00:44:37.119
<v Speaker 2>I just had to listen to her scream let's just

843
00:44:37.199 --> 00:44:39.400
<v Speaker 2>cut well, this is the thing. She just looked at

844
00:44:39.400 --> 00:44:41.639
<v Speaker 2>me and said she's calm. And those eyes do not

845
00:44:41.760 --> 00:44:44.559
<v Speaker 2>say you're calm. You actually look a little bit like

846
00:44:44.880 --> 00:44:47.519
<v Speaker 2>Britney Spears right now, Yeah, a little.

847
00:44:47.280 --> 00:44:48.960
<v Speaker 1>Bit today's Britney Spears.

848
00:44:49.559 --> 00:44:54.440
<v Speaker 2>Yeside the knives. Oh no, I know. Wow. All right, well,

849
00:44:54.639 --> 00:44:57.079
<v Speaker 2>all right, love your podcast, draw it out.

850
00:44:58.159 --> 00:45:00.320
<v Speaker 1>I love you, my sweet babies, and I of all

851
00:45:00.360 --> 00:45:00.760
<v Speaker 1>you guys.

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00:45:00.920 --> 00:45:01.880
<v Speaker 2>By guys,