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Speaker 1: Hi, everybody, Welcome to Laura after Dark. It's December twenty
Speaker 1: twenty four. We're officially in the Christmas Hanka. No, I
Speaker 1: can't I can't even believe that Sunday was December first.
Speaker 1: Rent is already due that that only means the first
Speaker 1: of the month always means to me, Oh god, where
Speaker 1: am I going to come up with the rent?
Speaker 2: Oh my boy? Oh my god.
Speaker 1: But anyway, I haven't tell the force to pay it.
Speaker 1: Oh so again, anyway, that's beside the place on dates.
Speaker 1: Welcome to Laura Kane after Dark. I'm Laura Kane. This
Speaker 1: is Eric Rimmery. We have producer Bryan.
Speaker 2: Hello.
Speaker 1: My mom is a big fan. Surprisingly surprisingly well, I'm
Speaker 1: not surprised. I had to teach her how to listen.
Speaker 1: I've taught her, I'm not even kidding, maybe twelve times
Speaker 1: how to listen to a podcast. There are so many
Speaker 1: different ways. I go, Mom, you just press this, you
Speaker 1: press that, you go there. It's so easy. So I
Speaker 1: wrote it down. She figured it out. We were listening
Speaker 1: and you were making fun of me for something and
Speaker 1: she was laughing. She thought it was so funny. I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh, some people complain about him.
Speaker 2: Mom.
Speaker 1: He's like, She's like, oh no, he's funny. And I
Speaker 1: love my Eric.
Speaker 2: Oh of course, I'm Maria great.
Speaker 1: My mom like, I'm the third on my mom's list
Speaker 1: even on the show. Oh wow, Oh, I have so
Speaker 1: much to tell you about my mom's house.
Speaker 3: I hope her mom's listening, because she's the only approval
Speaker 3: I need.
Speaker 1: I highly doubted because this whole live Instagram. Oh that's
Speaker 1: beyond her knowl question.
Speaker 2: I hope listen to this at some point.
Speaker 1: I know me too, Me too, all right. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to tell you that coming up next week, guys,
Speaker 1: comedian mal Hall will be sitting right here judging you
Speaker 1: about my Hall, who is a resident at the Lafayette Hotel.
Speaker 1: That's where he performs. He's performed so much any places.
Speaker 1: He even has a Netflix special that's being sold right
Speaker 1: now to Netflix. Or he's being it's gonna be so great.
Speaker 1: He is amazing. I love him. He's gonna be our
Speaker 1: judge for our stand up comedy contest. I hope you
Speaker 1: guys have started writing your your big Yes.
Speaker 3: I actually I talked to him. I'm gonna be filling
Speaker 3: in for him at the Lafayette while he's here. Oh okay, okay,
Speaker 3: I'm not gonna be doing I'm just gonna be judging people.
Speaker 2: He said.
Speaker 1: It's gonna be a little awkward and weird and harder
Speaker 1: to perform in front of one rather than an audience.
Speaker 1: But we can do it. We don't have to make
Speaker 1: it long.
Speaker 3: Well, we'll be performing in front of three people.
Speaker 1: Well, yeah, yeah, that's it. You won't laugh, I'm sure. Well,
Speaker 1: I know I won't get any laughs from Brian for mine.
Speaker 3: We'll say something funny and you definitely will.
Speaker 1: I think you'll laugh, not laugh just because, no, you'll
Speaker 1: be that way.
Speaker 2: I'll laugh it's funny.
Speaker 1: So I've tried to sit down and write of and
Speaker 1: I just I'm like, I don't even know where to start, Like,
Speaker 1: how do you even write a joke?
Speaker 2: Hey? You know we can slide right now.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm going to look on YouTube tonight and I'm
Speaker 1: gonna I'm going to go to YouTube University and I'm
Speaker 1: going to learn how to write.
Speaker 3: Stand up no knock knock jokes. No, I can't write
Speaker 3: your ound knock knock jokes something like that. I think
Speaker 3: stand up comedy.
Speaker 1: I understand that, like more like self deprecating humor. Oh,
Speaker 1: stuff like that. I don't know.
Speaker 2: It's going to be a disaster.
Speaker 1: Things that I noticed in society that as good. Yes,
Speaker 1: So I kind of know where I'm going. So anyway,
Speaker 1: next week Monday Night Live, mal Hall will be in
Speaker 1: with us to judge our contest. And then on Monday,
Speaker 1: we're also going to announce what's in our big, fat,
Speaker 1: fabulous holiday box. So fun. Remember last year? Oh yes,
Speaker 1: we have several things already in the box, but we're
Speaker 1: not ready to announce all the things. And I will
Speaker 1: tell you how to win that box. Next week it's
Speaker 1: going to be filled to the brim. I have to
Speaker 1: find a box big enough to fit all this stuff.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: And then the week after that it is on the
Speaker 1: TIMU Christmas Gift Exchange.
Speaker 2: Now I have a bone to pick with you, Okay.
Speaker 2: Laura and I were talking on Thanksgiving and she had
Speaker 2: the brilliant idea that I send one of the items
Speaker 2: that I was getting her to our sister from another mister,
Speaker 2: my soul sister Jenny.
Speaker 1: My sister Jent.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I did.
Speaker 1: She's very impartial, she's very honest, and she doesn't there's
Speaker 1: no bs with.
Speaker 2: Her correct And she said, and I quote, I think
Speaker 2: you may go down. So I want you to know
Speaker 2: how much I have spent at TEMU this year on
Speaker 2: your ass, because I scrapped everything you did and went
Speaker 2: deep diving into the dark web, darker than you. All
Speaker 2: I have to say is if anybody shows up at
Speaker 2: my house and arrests me for what is coming in
Speaker 2: the mail. No, like what a gun?
Speaker 1: Or like it? Uh okay, I don't even I'm so
Speaker 1: excited about this gift exchange.
Speaker 2: No I'm not, because Jenny's very impartial, and now I'm worried.
Speaker 1: I showed them all the things, and I laid it
Speaker 1: out how it's going to go down. And that's why
Speaker 1: she said. When she saw your thing or whatever, She's like, oh,
Speaker 1: my sisters got it in the bag. Uh oh, I know. Oh,
Speaker 1: I'm so excited.
Speaker 3: Both of your guys. Things are going to be mediocre.
Speaker 1: You think that, but I want you to be honest
Speaker 1: when it we bust them out. Yeah, thank you.
Speaker 2: I'm always honest. You just don't like my honesty.
Speaker 1: I know. Half the time. I don't most of the time.
Speaker 1: I don't.
Speaker 2: Brian, if I show you some of the stuff I
Speaker 2: got Laura, would you won't tell her? Will you? No?
Speaker 2: I won't tell her. Okay, I'm gonna show Brian.
Speaker 1: You're gonna show him like one thing, like a new
Speaker 1: one of the new things you'd got.
Speaker 3: Why don't you show both of you guys, show me everything,
Speaker 3: and I'll just have my private opinions.
Speaker 1: No, I'll show you one thing, and he'll show you
Speaker 1: one thing.
Speaker 2: But show Brian show me your best yes thing.
Speaker 1: Okay, we'll do that in a second. Yeah, after we
Speaker 1: talk about Doom Jewelry, we're going to talk about my
Speaker 1: Thanksgiving at my mom's in Rancho Cuckamonga and all the
Speaker 1: activities and adventures we got into. Oh boy, and things
Speaker 1: I found out about my mom.
Speaker 2: Oh is this stuff we don't know?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: And it's like, what is it embarrassing?
Speaker 1: No, it's like, uh, I kind of know now why
Speaker 1: I am the way I am.
Speaker 2: Oh God, I thought it all came my father. Apparently not. Okay, wait,
Speaker 2: oh no, tell me, is this anything that's gonna tarnish
Speaker 2: my perfect image of Mary?
Speaker 1: No, you'll respect her.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, Okay, so I think you.
Speaker 1: No, you'll understand me more.
Speaker 2: Okay, will we yes?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: When I was home, I told Jenny and my niece
Speaker 1: Faith and my mom, I say, we have this new advertiser.
Speaker 1: You guys have to look at their website, Dune Jewelry
Speaker 1: dot com. Okay, I'm wearing a ring from Doom Drewry.
Speaker 1: I wear this all the time. It's beautiful. You have
Speaker 1: your ring. I wanted to show you. Here's the boxes
Speaker 1: that they come in, and here's this is the first
Speaker 1: piece I got.
Speaker 2: I love my ring.
Speaker 1: This is one I got from It's like a little
Speaker 1: red uh. It's so cute. It's red sand Anyway, this
Speaker 1: company was started by a woman named Holly Daniels Christiansen
Speaker 1: on her kitchen table making jewelry and it is turned
Speaker 1: into a multimillion dollar business. She has sand in elements
Speaker 1: from all over the world and you design your own
Speaker 1: piece of jewelry for yourself, for your friends, for your parents,
Speaker 1: for your siblings. So my sister, my mom and I
Speaker 1: each went through the dunejewelry dot com website to figure out,
Speaker 1: like do we want a necklace or a ring or
Speaker 1: a bracelet and what style? They have so many different
Speaker 1: styles and other elements you can mix in with the
Speaker 1: element that is the most important to you. So I
Speaker 1: got the element that I was hoping for.
Speaker 2: Is this your dad, Welle?
Speaker 1: I would like you to introduce you to David ray Heater.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, sir, David ray Heater. This small
Speaker 1: guy I know, and you know what, there's some big
Speaker 1: chunks in here too. Ashes are very strange. They're not ashes.
Speaker 1: They are they are like there's some bones in there.
Speaker 2: I can't believe that you just have a bag of.
Speaker 1: Look, my mom put is like initials on it, like
Speaker 1: so long ago. It's like but you know, you know
Speaker 1: when I look at this, I'm like, we are so
Speaker 1: much more than just our body. We are souls. Like
Speaker 1: this is not him. He was so much more than
Speaker 1: just this like ash. However, I'm going to send this
Speaker 1: in to Dune Jewelry and I already have picked out
Speaker 1: my mom picked out her bracelet and the different elements
Speaker 1: she wants with the ashes, and then my sister and
Speaker 1: my mom. Oh my gosh, I can't even wait. So
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Speaker 1: Put in Laura Caane fifteen Easypasy, Laura Kane fifteen. Dune
Speaker 1: Jewelry is so beautiful and it's so these will be
Speaker 1: passed down to your kids and stuff like that. Like,
Speaker 1: you did a really cool post about your ring and
Speaker 1: your design. What was it like? What what did you say?
Speaker 2: I just and I actually called Holly the day after
Speaker 2: and thanked her. It was it meant a lot to me.
Speaker 1: I know you had tears in your eyes.
Speaker 2: So and she's so nice and so my ring is
Speaker 2: kind of a rectangle and it has the sand from
Speaker 2: one of the regions that my dad grew up in
Speaker 2: in Canada.
Speaker 1: Yes, yeah, and it meant a lot to you. And
Speaker 1: I'm sure like.
Speaker 2: It's on my social media if you want to take a.
Speaker 1: Look at it on Instagram, Facebook, Instagram and Facebook. Okay, yeah,
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Speaker 1: won't lose you. I promise I won't. You know what
Speaker 1: when I was looking when I came when I was
Speaker 1: about to talk about Dune, I couldn't find the ashes
Speaker 1: where the actually, oh my god, I can't lose them again. Okay.
Speaker 1: First of all, our dear friend Maggie bought us these
Speaker 1: to kick off the holidays.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, these are so cute.
Speaker 1: So let's put them on because you know it's officially.
Speaker 2: I love it's timing and it's perfect that it's the
Speaker 2: Grinch because for you.
Speaker 1: Okay, my head is so big. No hats fit me.
Speaker 1: This doesn't even fit me. It's ridiculous. I'm taking it off. No,
Speaker 1: I'll put it like right here you are, I'll put
Speaker 1: it right here. No, it's funny, it's me.
Speaker 2: Just just pull it down over your.
Speaker 1: Such a big head, you wouldn't do. I look like
Speaker 1: I have a giant head. Extra large hats don't fit
Speaker 1: me like normal hats don't fit me.
Speaker 2: So cute, I know it is really super cute. Okay,
Speaker 2: so Nike, you're adorable.
Speaker 1: Before we get into your holiday stories, I went to
Speaker 1: my mom's house in Ranchacuca, Manga and we did a
Speaker 1: lot of fun things. Like we we had Thanksgiving dinner
Speaker 1: to get My brother was there. It was really great
Speaker 1: to see Eric with a k I swear you really
Speaker 1: are my brother from another from my same mother.
Speaker 2: That's why worshole mates truly.
Speaker 1: And so we had dinner and then we watched TV.
Speaker 1: I've relaxed. I worked on something that I'm giving to
Speaker 1: Evan for Christmas, and I got all this stuff done
Speaker 1: for work, so I just got to be with my mom,
Speaker 1: hang with my mom, and just treasure that time I'm
Speaker 1: together with her, because you know, she turns eighty four
Speaker 1: this month, and she's still in great health. She's a
Speaker 1: little wobbly, but she is doing fine. And I just
Speaker 1: know that every minute with her needs to be meaningful
Speaker 1: because time is fleeting, you know. And so I learned
Speaker 1: a lot I about my mom, first of all. First
Speaker 1: of all, she made me my famous favorite thing on
Speaker 1: the planet to eat. It's no rice and meat, right.
Speaker 2: And meat.
Speaker 1: We've called it rice and meat ever since I was
Speaker 1: a little girl. It's it's technically like beef bergagnon or
Speaker 1: not bolonaise, but something like that has red wine, it
Speaker 1: has like garlic and onions, and it's sactet and it's
Speaker 1: poured over rice. Anyway, it's I know it doesn't sound great,
Speaker 1: but it is the most delicious thing. I ate an
Speaker 1: entire pot of it. And then we went to the
Speaker 1: Dollar Tree, where I found several fun things. And the
Speaker 1: dollar Tree is not a dollar anymore.
Speaker 2: It's a dollar twenty five.
Speaker 1: And there are things in there that are five dollars.
Speaker 2: Yes there are.
Speaker 1: I think that is bs.
Speaker 2: I didn't know. People still went into those.
Speaker 1: Well, we got our nails done and it was right
Speaker 1: across the tree at the Dollar Tree. No, and we
Speaker 1: just looked over. We looked at each other and we're like,
Speaker 1: let's go on our let's.
Speaker 2: Go on a run.
Speaker 1: Let's go on a dollar tree run.
Speaker 2: Were you wearing one of your sunglasses or that I
Speaker 2: cover popped out?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, the second did pop out.
Speaker 1: They were fake and they were designer fake, but they
Speaker 1: didn't pop out. Uh. Then my sister and my niece
Speaker 1: and I went to the thrift store where I found
Speaker 1: a lot of goodies, including Brian this classic Trivial Pursued
Speaker 1: game Genius Edition. We're gonna bust it out because you
Speaker 1: claim to be so good at trivia. Wait, two, the
Speaker 1: pink tags were on sale fifty percent off, so this
Speaker 1: was like a little bit more than a dollar. Oh my,
Speaker 1: and it's like full. So we're gonna bust this out
Speaker 1: in a future episode to see how smart you are.
Speaker 2: Actually we should do that. So yeah, yeah, we were
Speaker 2: definitely the smarty pants doing this. I just know a
Speaker 2: lot of random stuff.
Speaker 1: These lights, these trees came from the thrift store and
Speaker 1: that was really fun. Then my sister, who lives with
Speaker 1: my mom right now. Went to work on Saturday morning,
Speaker 1: and my mom and I looked at each other. I said,
Speaker 1: what do you think about going on a field trip?
Speaker 1: And she's like, what are you saying, Laura, And I said, Mom,
Speaker 1: there's a casino like twenty minutes away.
Speaker 2: Oh boy.
Speaker 1: And she's like, because she's just like me, She's like,
Speaker 1: don't tell Jenny, my sister, because she'll get really mad.
Speaker 2: I go.
Speaker 1: If we go early enough in the morning, I won't
Speaker 1: be so crowded and we'll just stay for two hours.
Speaker 1: We'll only play one hundred dollars and then we'll leave.
Speaker 1: So we did. We snuck away. We managed to come
Speaker 1: back and my sister was home and she didn't ask
Speaker 1: where we were. She thought we had gotten our nails
Speaker 1: done that day. So we skated. But I just found
Speaker 1: out why I'm so sneaky. Why I used to sneak
Speaker 1: out of my house when I was a kid. When
Speaker 1: I was in high school all the time, I used
Speaker 1: to stuff the bed to make it look like I
Speaker 1: was sleeping and sneak out all the time.
Speaker 2: All the time.
Speaker 1: I still am a sneaky person.
Speaker 2: My mom told me, thanks for telling us, no, thanks
Speaker 2: for that.
Speaker 1: Well, I mean, hello, is this news to you?
Speaker 2: Anything that you say?
Speaker 1: Now, I just take risks.
Speaker 2: That's different.
Speaker 1: I like excitement. I do think, No, not that, but
Speaker 1: like I get excited. Like I used to spy on
Speaker 1: my neighbors. I used to hide in the bushes when
Speaker 1: they were having parties and just spy and see what
Speaker 1: they were up to. Like I just love.
Speaker 2: Stuff like that.
Speaker 1: I know, no they weren't. I was just like I
Speaker 1: just like overhearing things and I just like sneaking around.
Speaker 1: In not so horrible of a way. But my mom
Speaker 1: told me that when she was in high school, she
Speaker 1: grew up in La. She was born in LA and
Speaker 1: her and her best friend, not Judy, but Melinda. They
Speaker 1: were all three best friends. One night snuck out, went
Speaker 1: down to Los Phelis, which is near Hollywood, climbed over
Speaker 1: a fence underneath a tent, a giant white tent. There
Speaker 1: was a huge party going on with a full on band.
Speaker 1: It was lucieal Ball's Halloween party. Shut up and my
Speaker 1: mom and Melinda snuck in and they got into the tent.
Speaker 1: They looked around, how did you see anybody else famous?
Speaker 1: And she was like naming off these like old school
Speaker 1: celebrities that I didn't really recognize, but she did see
Speaker 1: lucial Ball or anything because she got they got scared
Speaker 1: because somebody saw them. So they went, oh my gosh.
Speaker 1: So they went back and they left. They hopped back
Speaker 1: over the fence. I go, you know what, Mom, I don't.
Speaker 1: I didn't get this from dad. I got this from you.
Speaker 1: I got this, this defiance and this sneakiness and from.
Speaker 2: You, mom.
Speaker 1: And she's like, I guess you did. I guess you did.
Speaker 1: We watched ninety fIF Fiance, which was awesome.
Speaker 2: And then.
Speaker 1: Oh, she has a treat for both for Brian and I. Yes,
Speaker 1: she sent home something for both of you. A present?
Speaker 2: Is it the jello?
Speaker 1: Hold on one second, well, I retrieve it.
Speaker 2: I can't wait to have some. What wasn't it grapefruit?
Speaker 2: That was worse than that?
Speaker 1: This is a little Christmas Uh oh boy?
Speaker 2: Okay, what was it that was in it? Was it
Speaker 2: green apple? And no, that was grape grapefruit and avocado.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna throw up the avocados. I'm gonna throw up. Okay,
Speaker 2: pineapple green jello is good though, Yeah that's not bad.
Speaker 2: But if it's got avocado and grapefruit, in it. I
Speaker 2: might vomit, all right, So I don't even like the
Speaker 2: look of it already. It looks like scrambled eggs. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: it looks runny. I'm I'm gonna throw up already.
Speaker 1: This is.
Speaker 2: That looks like it looks like it looks like something
Speaker 2: you scrape by, like pipes or something.
Speaker 1: I know.
Speaker 3: Oh God, that's what made the Ninja turtles. Ninja turtles.
Speaker 2: God.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 2: Why did you give me the one with the most
Speaker 2: in it? Oh God? What's the string? Oh God, this
Speaker 2: is gonna be I don't know. This is gonna make
Speaker 2: me sick.
Speaker 1: Take a take a big bite, and then I'll tell
Speaker 1: you what's in it. Oh no, be honest, be honest.
Speaker 2: Like, Okay, there's a distinct lack of sweetness.
Speaker 1: Okay, this was the recipe, lime jello mixed with cottage cheese.
Speaker 2: I wonder, I don't know that's normal.
Speaker 1: Oh walnuts, Oh.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm allergic to walnuts. Thank you? Oh shit, trying
Speaker 2: to kill me. It's live TV, so just trying to
Speaker 2: kill me on.
Speaker 1: Oh pineapple? Yeah, and mayonnaise.
Speaker 2: The mayonnaise is probably the here.
Speaker 1: Why on God's green Earth did you see that recipe
Speaker 1: back in the day and think that that was okay,
Speaker 1: and this is.
Speaker 2: The good one.
Speaker 3: Oh oh, I've had green jello has been like a
Speaker 3: staple of my thanksgivings forever.
Speaker 1: But did it ever look like that?
Speaker 2: Kind of Actually it looks similar, but it tastes way better.
Speaker 1: So why the mayonnaise?
Speaker 2: Why mani a why cottage geese?
Speaker 3: The cheese is normal, that gives Yeah, that just takes
Speaker 3: on the flavor of everything else. Jello and pineapple is good.
Speaker 2: But I don't the mayo. I can taste the mayo.
Speaker 1: It makes no sense.
Speaker 2: Oh Laura, you can have mine. No way, It's just
Speaker 2: not very sweet.
Speaker 1: I didn't eat it then, I won't eat it now,
Speaker 1: thank you. But that's not the bad.
Speaker 3: But I just want to say it's not terrible. It's
Speaker 3: just it needs less.
Speaker 2: That is awful.
Speaker 1: I dare you to take one more bite? No, no,
Speaker 1: you can't access walnuts.
Speaker 2: You already took one bite. So are you going to
Speaker 2: die now or probably?
Speaker 1: Do you feel like don't yong? Do you feel like you?
Speaker 1: We'll see, We'll see what happens.
Speaker 2: Someone keep an eye on him.
Speaker 1: Why don't you take another big bite and just explain
Speaker 1: the tastes that are coming from.
Speaker 3: Uh, honestly, it tastes like green jellow. There's just a
Speaker 3: distinct lack of sweetness and just a weird presence of mayo.
Speaker 3: You can kind of taste the mayo after maybe.
Speaker 1: After all, it is a side dish at dinner. It's
Speaker 1: not assert at.
Speaker 2: Who's dinner, like before you are electrocuted somebody's last dinner.
Speaker 2: It's not Okay, it's not that bad.
Speaker 1: This was my childhood. Okay, this is why I'm scarred.
Speaker 2: This is why you're rebellious.
Speaker 1: This is why I'm so picky.
Speaker 2: This is why you do what you're not supposed to.
Speaker 3: It tastes like clumpy, bland mayo with just a hint
Speaker 3: of jella.
Speaker 1: Just like the warp. She was so excited to make
Speaker 1: this for you guys have today.
Speaker 2: You know I enjoyed it. It just needs a little
Speaker 2: less mayo and a little more sugar.
Speaker 1: Oh mayo, no mayo at all?
Speaker 2: Yuck.
Speaker 1: Okay, I think that's all I have to give you
Speaker 1: and tell you. Okay, what about you? How was your Thanksgiving?
Speaker 2: Good?
Speaker 1: Oh?
Speaker 2: Come on?
Speaker 1: Did you do anything over the did you have all
Speaker 1: the days off or just Friday? Or do you have
Speaker 1: Saturday and Sunday two?
Speaker 2: I no, I worked.
Speaker 1: Okay, So did you spend it with friends?
Speaker 2: Did you.
Speaker 1: Care to allow operate on leg what you had or
Speaker 1: what you did or what you did the next day?
Speaker 2: Thanks?
Speaker 1: Eric? Did you go Black Friday shopping?
Speaker 2: I did? Where I cannot say?
Speaker 1: Why is that such a secret?
Speaker 2: Because have you ever been there? I went to the mall?
Speaker 2: Have you ever been on the podcast before? Yeah?
Speaker 1: You do need to tell we tell stories.
Speaker 2: Right mall? And it was what mall? Several? Would you buy?
Speaker 1: Why are you being so secretive and weird?
Speaker 2: I can't say. Why?
Speaker 1: Was it the one that you usually go to to
Speaker 1: get your shoes?
Speaker 2: I did get this pair of shoes.
Speaker 1: You show this.
Speaker 2: Wouldn't have said, you know what.
Speaker 1: He was on FaceTime with me and he goes, oh,
Speaker 1: look at these shoes. I actually get him. I said,
Speaker 1: don't get those and he gets them.
Speaker 3: Those look like Spaceman Austin Powers's.
Speaker 2: Yes they do. And see I don't know where I
Speaker 2: get it from. I must get it from your mom.
Speaker 1: How much were those?
Speaker 2: Uh? They were they're pumas? Oh okay, yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: two hundred much? They were no over one hundred.
Speaker 1: Okay, I can't. Okay, now, look, I can't ask him
Speaker 1: yes or no questions, so I'm gonna have to ask
Speaker 1: him a different way. What are the things? What are
Speaker 1: the great deals you found on Black Friday?
Speaker 2: Stuff?
Speaker 1: Ah?
Speaker 2: Wait, can you tell us why you're being secret?
Speaker 1: Is it stuff you for me? For Brian? Is it?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 3: I can't say, because sometimes you're secretive and nothing comes
Speaker 3: of it, And I'm like, well, what was the point
Speaker 3: of that? I know, like he sets up something big
Speaker 3: and than just nothing happens.
Speaker 2: Clothes. You're being so tim who doesn't have a store.
Speaker 2: So I got very good, some very good stuff.
Speaker 1: Did you shop today on Cyber Monday?
Speaker 2: It was nothing you did?
Speaker 3: Look, yeah, I thought there were some great deals. Didn't
Speaker 3: want to spend money.
Speaker 1: You know what, why don't you just take a seat
Speaker 1: on the couch. I'll do the podcast. You can just
Speaker 1: watch since you're really not participating and it's really making meat.
Speaker 1: It's maddening, my god. So that's all you did? Oh?
Speaker 1: I had Thanksgiving dinner out here and then I went
Speaker 1: shopping and I can't tell you where, and I bought.
Speaker 2: I can't tell you what I did. Watch Lindsay Lohan's
Speaker 2: new movie on Netflix called Our Little Secret and it
Speaker 2: was adorable. It was really fun.
Speaker 3: I think I think he went somewhere embarrassing and bought
Speaker 3: something embarrassing.
Speaker 2: No, I didn't like.
Speaker 3: I don't know what else whether. I don't think there's
Speaker 3: any of the malls, but I don't know there's like
Speaker 3: a weird lingerie store and UTC is that I was.
Speaker 1: Trying to protect or who what he's trying to keep
Speaker 1: from us?
Speaker 2: But whatever, you know what, keep your secrets, whatever, you
Speaker 2: know what? Whatever? Oh my god, why don't you eat
Speaker 2: some of that?
Speaker 1: I'm going to take this off the Marquee right now.
Speaker 1: You know what, if you're not participating, I.
Speaker 2: Want to take this off the Marquee right now.
Speaker 3: Kane after Dark with producer Brands exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh great, Yeah, your threats mean nothing to me.
Speaker 1: All right, mister talkative? Do you at least have a
Speaker 1: double D you report?
Speaker 2: I do. But first of all, oh wait, do you
Speaker 2: guys see the video of the girl having that massive
Speaker 2: tantrum in your home away from home Walmart? No, No,
Speaker 2: there's a lot of videos.
Speaker 1: So it's Black Friday.
Speaker 2: It was yesterday. I believe that this happened. Uh, you guys,
Speaker 2: have got to look it up on YouTube and just
Speaker 2: google twenty twenty four. Girl throws tantrum in Walmart. There's
Speaker 2: not her parents are not around anywhere.
Speaker 1: How old is this girl?
Speaker 2: I think she's eleven, okay. And it starts with her
Speaker 2: walking through like the refrigerator part where they have like
Speaker 2: the package cheeses and stuff, and she's just grabbing them
Speaker 2: and throwing them everywhere, and a woman in a cart says, hey,
Speaker 2: you need to stop that. Two women tackle this girl
Speaker 2: because it gets horrible. They tackle her and she gets
Speaker 2: away and starts throwing wine bottles, glasses, jars of things.
Speaker 2: Little Debbie boxes are flying everywhere, and some guy finally
Speaker 2: just picks he up and grabs her and takes her
Speaker 2: out of the store. Not a parent in sight. So
Speaker 2: parent of the year, whoever that is, kang, I just
Speaker 2: want to okay.
Speaker 3: So for Eric's segment, he told us that he did
Speaker 3: nothing for Thanksgiving, instead gave us a review of a
Speaker 3: ten second viral video that happened in a Walmart.
Speaker 2: I didn't leave my house on Thanksgiving?
Speaker 1: Nothing, Okay? That's interesting, Like, did you were you in sweats? Where?
Speaker 1: Did you watch? Did you binge watch shows?
Speaker 2: Yes? That's all I did turkey. I mean, come on,
Speaker 2: I did. I ordered turkey from uh, what's what's the
Speaker 2: wooden enguish?
Speaker 1: I don't even care, you know, I don't know. I
Speaker 1: don't care.
Speaker 2: And it was very good.
Speaker 3: We either raise your standard of what's worthy. I can't
Speaker 3: because what the latest that's happening at Walmart is not yet.
Speaker 2: I love yank in her chain. I have so yanking
Speaker 2: her chain. That's just the best you have to offer.
Speaker 1: It's so ridiculous.
Speaker 2: Move us along. I love Yank in your chaine. Start
Speaker 2: talking about something interesting now.
Speaker 1: I want you to bring it.
Speaker 2: Well, I'll bring what's been broughten like there isn't a
Speaker 2: whole Oh now he's got sass.
Speaker 1: Okay, you're gonna eat the rest of that jello.
Speaker 2: This is not fucking am not.
Speaker 1: Don't say that around my mom or my father. Please.
Speaker 2: Oh gosh, that's right both. He's trying blinging his plastic.
Speaker 2: I know, I really am. Britney Spears's birthday is today.
Speaker 2: She's forty three.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yes, and I guess her voice from Sam is finalized today? Too.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, yep.
Speaker 1: Does she have a new boyfriend?
Speaker 2: I don't know if she does or not. I don't
Speaker 2: think so. I think she's just twirling around in her.
Speaker 1: House, twirling, twirling, twirling.
Speaker 2: Oh I did do something fun on Friday night. Now,
Speaker 2: he remembers, speaking of celebrities, I saw Kathy Griffin. What okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: at the Balboa.
Speaker 1: You know what I see? See this what I write down.
Speaker 1: It's kind of helpful when you write down what you're
Speaker 1: going to talk about on the podcast.
Speaker 2: But hello, or just remember.
Speaker 1: I'm going to wrestle.
Speaker 2: I just remembered that.
Speaker 1: Okay, where was she performing?
Speaker 2: You didn't listen? I said, the Balboa? Hello, downtown.
Speaker 1: I know it was yelling at you.
Speaker 3: Oh wait, wait, you went and saw her perform. Yes, okay,
Speaker 3: that's not as cool. I thought you saw her candidly?
Speaker 1: How was it?
Speaker 2: It was very funny?
Speaker 1: Is she? I don't want to say she back because
Speaker 1: she was. She kind of went.
Speaker 2: She got canceled. She did big time, got canceled. She
Speaker 2: she kind deserved. No, she didn't. I thought I thought
Speaker 2: it was hilarious. No, it was way over the line.
Speaker 2: I lost. She looked great, and she got an implant
Speaker 2: in her throat so her voices back, because you know,
Speaker 2: she had lung cancer. Was probably and they took out
Speaker 2: a piece of her I think left lung. But when
Speaker 2: the surgeon did it, which was hilarious. During her concert,
Speaker 2: she says his name full out because she's She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm protected under that. So doctor Robert whatever.
Speaker 1: So she outed him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he like nicked her vocal cord or something happened,
Speaker 2: and it she didn't. She sounded like mini mouse for
Speaker 2: like three years.
Speaker 1: So she got an implant and it helped.
Speaker 2: Okay, and she told a very funny story about her
Speaker 2: and Sea, the singer that you guys saw. Oh yeah,
Speaker 2: now I know why she hid on the side of
Speaker 2: the stage with the wig and the big bow and
Speaker 2: never came out. Why do you know she's autistic?
Speaker 1: That makes sense how I think I may have heard
Speaker 1: something along those lines. I did not know that until
Speaker 1: a gas She's on the spectrum. Yeah, like bright lights
Speaker 1: and things and her genius too.
Speaker 2: Not Kathy Griffin sia, oh.
Speaker 1: No, because see it. It explains her her not liking
Speaker 1: the limelight, not wanting to be like her face scene
Speaker 1: and doing things too. I love Sea, I love seeing
Speaker 1: that show is so good. She's so good.
Speaker 2: I love it. Anyway, Okay, anyway, j Lo gave the
Speaker 2: big middle finger to Black Friday, she went on Rodeo
Speaker 2: drive and bought an eighty thousand dollars Ermez bag. But
Speaker 2: she showed up in Rmez with a Burken bag. Now
Speaker 2: you know how expensive those bags are?
Speaker 1: Are they? Okay? So are burkins more expensive than Ermez?
Speaker 2: Burkins? Are Ermez darling?
Speaker 3: Excuse me?
Speaker 1: I didn't know that they're the same thing. Oh, Burkin
Speaker 1: is is the kind of purse from Ermaz? Yes, eighty grand.
Speaker 1: Do you know who Ben spent Thanksgiving with?
Speaker 2: Jennifer?
Speaker 1: Yep, Jennifer Garner. And I know maybe he's maybe there's
Speaker 1: a wee kindling going on there. Who knows.
Speaker 2: Maybe I like it, Mawana. I beat out Wicked. What
Speaker 2: domestically made two hundred and twenty one million. Internationally it
Speaker 2: made one hundred and sixty five point three.
Speaker 3: You got like kind of mediocre reviews, though I remember correctly.
Speaker 1: Well, here's what it is. Are parents trying to keep
Speaker 1: their kids occupied while they're out of school, little kids,
Speaker 1: and Wicked is a little bit too intense for the
Speaker 1: smaller ones. So I get that. But wow, I bet
Speaker 1: the people were at Wicked or the production company was
Speaker 1: like oh main, darn it.
Speaker 2: I know. Yeah, Megan Trainer has had so much boatox
Speaker 2: allegedly that she can't smile.
Speaker 1: Oh I need botox. I feel like a crumpled paper bag,
Speaker 1: and I look like I look like I look like
Speaker 1: I'm a man.
Speaker 2: I was wondering where to put that jello now that
Speaker 2: you've talked about a crumpled paper bag.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, no, I feel I feel just not.
Speaker 1: I don't look cute today. I feel like like a
Speaker 1: man in a wig. Do I look a man today?
Speaker 2: Anyways? Sir?
Speaker 1: You know what somebody once told me that, like wrote
Speaker 1: a comment I've been getting, you know, through my years,
Speaker 1: through my profession, I've received lots of accolades, will say
Speaker 1: well nice things, yes, of course, but some mean things
Speaker 1: to you. And one of them that's stuck out was
Speaker 1: you look like a man. And I was like, I
Speaker 1: remember that, and it's stuck with me, and I wonder.
Speaker 2: Do I sometimes let's move on? Would I look like
Speaker 2: a man? I'm just kidding. No, you don't look like
Speaker 2: a man. I don't think you look like a man.
Speaker 1: That's not what you said about forty minutes ago.
Speaker 3: Okay, what I will rephrase is that let me re emphasize.
Speaker 3: Is that what I said was you look like what
Speaker 3: a transvestite might think a woman looks like and tries
Speaker 3: to emulate. That's more the shirt you chose and the
Speaker 3: fact you have extensions. Okay, okay, not your face particularly, Okay,
Speaker 3: thank you.
Speaker 2: I just feel like you're like that, you have the
Speaker 2: look that someone would try to copy.
Speaker 1: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 2: And you're five o'clock is starting to come. You know what.
Speaker 1: I've started shaving my face.
Speaker 2: Okay, Oh, that's the worst thing you can do. Why
Speaker 2: because it grows back twice?
Speaker 1: What am I supposed to do? Get it wax?
Speaker 2: Yes?
Speaker 1: Because little there's little the peach fuzz. I don't like it.
Speaker 2: Do you take a trip to a little cosmetic.
Speaker 1: To get it lasered? Yeah, that's what I should do.
Speaker 2: It's all I needed you coming in looking like me.
Speaker 1: I okay. I was with uh, I won't name which one,
Speaker 1: but a boyfriend and we were having this romantic late lunch.
Speaker 2: Yes, oh god, romantic. Didn't you call me from the bathroom?
Speaker 1: Yes? Yes, because it was a nice restaurant in del
Speaker 1: mar and it was like the sun was going down
Speaker 1: and it was behind me and I felt like I
Speaker 1: was cute that day and I felt like I looked
Speaker 1: pretty and I was feeling all lovey Debbie. And he
Speaker 1: looks at me and he goes, you might wanna wax
Speaker 1: your face because there's a hair that's about an inch
Speaker 1: long sticking out of your jaw. It was like illuminated
Speaker 1: the sun illuminated it. You could see all the hairs.
Speaker 2: In the breeze.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I don't know, but like, I didn't
Speaker 1: need to hear that. So now that traumatized me. So
Speaker 1: now I shaved my face in the shower.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, I didn't want to know any of that.
Speaker 1: Well, do what you gotta do. And I'm not the
Speaker 1: only one that does that. I'm not the only woman
Speaker 1: that does that.
Speaker 2: Please no, I also shave my face, but I do
Speaker 2: too anyways, So look at the three of us have
Speaker 2: something in common.
Speaker 1: So does Eva Mendez. I heard she did an interview
Speaker 1: with She's a Lot.
Speaker 2: Thank you and so sorry. I watched the dumbest movie
Speaker 2: on Netflix. Let's hear what it's called a I Oh.
Speaker 1: I started to watch that and I faded out.
Speaker 2: It's called Afraid, But then the AI A Afraid is
Speaker 2: like highlight, so stupid, so dumb.
Speaker 1: You know what's good? Is land man? Did I talk
Speaker 1: about this last week?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: That is worth watching on Paramount.
Speaker 2: Okay, and then finally another woman has come forward and
Speaker 2: said that he did he tried to hang her over
Speaker 2: a balcony, allegedly.
Speaker 1: Just to scare her as a.
Speaker 2: Getting weirder.
Speaker 1: He's a bad man.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I wonder if any celebrities will come forward and try
Speaker 3: to claim victimhood, but specifically so they can try to
Speaker 3: get out of things they may have also participated in.
Speaker 1: Though I would think that celebrities are gonna just did
Speaker 1: you just hide your yawn?
Speaker 2: Well? I had to sniff too. Anyway, are so bad today?
Speaker 1: Oh? I'm sorry? I think that. I don't know. They
Speaker 1: just want to lay low. I think the least there
Speaker 1: people are saying, don't say anything at all, don't even
Speaker 1: get involved.
Speaker 3: Except Jlo has been all busy lately and she's pretty
Speaker 3: closely tied to the case.
Speaker 1: I think she hasn't said anything about it, though.
Speaker 2: She's been in the public quite a bit.
Speaker 3: Though there's like I think there's a video of her
Speaker 3: giving a gun that was in like her purse to
Speaker 3: Ditty or something.
Speaker 2: I thought I heard that.
Speaker 1: I think that Ben Affleck found out some things about
Speaker 1: her in those days when she was with Ditty. Maybe
Speaker 1: he saw a video, maybe some things came out and
Speaker 1: he was like, hell no, Sia, I don't know. That's
Speaker 1: just my difficult that too, that too true, so true. Oh,
Speaker 1: by the way, mister connection, celebrity connection this month in
Speaker 1: little Italy at the music box. Yes, Dog Star is performing.
Speaker 1: It's a Saturday night. Let's make it happen. Pick that
Speaker 1: ball back up.
Speaker 2: Already working on it, you are, he said, He says that,
Speaker 2: he said that for so many things.
Speaker 1: I kind of believe him though, because I did tell
Speaker 1: him this, like yesterday or the day before a like, whoever,
Speaker 1: you know, when is he coming? I think it's the
Speaker 1: fourteenth or the sixteenth. It's a Saturday.
Speaker 2: That's like two weeks.
Speaker 1: I know. I'm like, we will bring all our equipment,
Speaker 1: we will do everything, like we will bring.
Speaker 2: The Make a Wish kid of course, have a Make
Speaker 2: a Wish kid?
Speaker 1: Now, remember kids like we think. I mean, I don't
Speaker 1: who knows.
Speaker 2: I don't know how we're going to fit a stretcher
Speaker 2: in there, but.
Speaker 1: But you got to do it. He's he's so close.
Speaker 1: We've got to do it and know it's a Saturday.
Speaker 1: He's not gonna be here on a Monday. But still,
Speaker 1: so that's something that's going to be on our radar. Okay,
Speaker 1: so let's shut this one down so I could take
Speaker 1: a breath, and I'm going to put on something I
Speaker 1: bought at the thrift store for I think it was
Speaker 1: a dollar for our next episode. So get excited.
Speaker 2: I'm already. And oh what else?
Speaker 1: Oh, we also have a spelling bee. I'm going to
Speaker 1: give you guys a spelling bee. Who do you think
Speaker 1: is the better speller? Because you claim to be a great.
Speaker 2: Spell I am a very good speller, I bet Brian,
Speaker 2: I don't know because I don't have to. Like I
Speaker 2: think I'm good, but I don't actually have to. That
Speaker 2: never gets put to the test because of the electricity.
Speaker 1: And well when you were younger, were you, Yeah, I
Speaker 1: was good? But all right, So we're going to do
Speaker 1: a little bit of a spelling bee and we have
Speaker 1: a new game called Mind in the Gutter.
Speaker 2: Oh I almost spot this.
Speaker 1: It's funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, I'll spot.
Speaker 1: This, yes, yes, yes, So we have a lot more
Speaker 1: coming up, and I'm gonna go take a breath. I'm
Speaker 1: gonna go in the closet scream. This is what my
Speaker 1: mom used to do when she was super stressed out
Speaker 1: and her kid like we were driving her insaying.
Speaker 2: Oh yes, she told me this. Are you going to
Speaker 2: go in the closet and scream that you hate us? Oh?
Speaker 1: No, no, no, oh you just go in the closet,
Speaker 1: shut the door, scream as loud as you can, let
Speaker 1: it out, come back out, and then you're relaxed.
Speaker 2: Are you going to be relaxed?
Speaker 1: Yes? Should I do it right now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 1: What just to end the show so I can start? Yeah,
Speaker 1: I needed I have this like energy that's bothering. Okay,
Speaker 1: just go then, okay, just say no, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna scream.
Speaker 2: What No, we don't want to hear this? Yeah we do. Great,
Speaker 2: let's get this over with. Jesus. I'm just gonna turn
Speaker 2: the audio way down. Oh boy, let's see how this is.
Speaker 2: Locker in the closet? Does that go? Does that door
Speaker 2: have a lot? Are you hungry? I'm hungry. Let's go
Speaker 2: get go back in there. Please? Can you put a
Speaker 2: chair underneath the handle. You can give us enough time
Speaker 2: to make plans to leave. What you're in there. How
Speaker 2: do you feel? Not mistake, No mistake. Much more on
Speaker 2: edge now.
Speaker 1: Anyway, thank you guys for listening and watching as always,
Speaker 1: and love your podcast.
Speaker 2: I love you. Don't be stressed.
Speaker 1: No I'm not. I'm calm now.
Speaker 2: I just had to listen to her scream let's just
Speaker 2: cut well, this is the thing. She just looked at
Speaker 2: me and said she's calm. And those eyes do not
Speaker 2: say you're calm. You actually look a little bit like
Speaker 2: Britney Spears right now, Yeah, a little.
Speaker 1: Bit today's Britney Spears.
Speaker 2: Yeside the knives. Oh no, I know. Wow. All right, well,
Speaker 2: all right, love your podcast, draw it out.
Speaker 1: I love you, my sweet babies, and I of all
Speaker 1: you guys.
Speaker 2: By guys,