Speaker 1: Thirty four. I only partied five nights, five.
Speaker 2: Nights, six years away from sixty years old, only partied. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
So we have to take things into consideration. That is
a lie, right, So that's.
Speaker 1: Right, that's a great that's a great point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually double. How many girls did you sleep with? Ah?
Speaker 4: Three? Three?
Speaker 1: Hi, Hello, and welcome to Bad TV. I'm Dylan saying hello.
I'm Dylan and it's bad TV. That's Pat, great to
be here.
Speaker 5: That's Ruby.
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: Do hey rubs up?
Speaker 2: Hi?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 5: Do you want to say Hi?
Speaker 3: Ruby?
Speaker 4: Hi?
Speaker 2: Pat? How are you good?
Speaker 3: I'll see it the next week at Dylan and CEC's
baby shower.
Speaker 1: You will cool.
Speaker 5: Cool mm hmm.
Speaker 2: I'm actually very excited. Sorry, I was having a Mike
issue there. I will be doing the flowers for this
said event.
Speaker 3: I can't wait.
Speaker 2: So you should comment on them.
Speaker 3: When you will. I will.
Speaker 5: And don't don't get to turned up?
Speaker 3: Okay at the party? Yeah, I'm not turned.
Speaker 2: We're doing cocaine together. Blood.
Speaker 5: She know a guy. She is the guy.
Speaker 1: She's heading up the triad. Wow in grammar Sy Park.
Speaker 5: Now that's where you live, right, yep? Grammarcy Park.
Speaker 3: Confession. I retired the booker Sugar. The last thing I
want to do is die with two kids on my
watch door.
Speaker 1: Hi guys, we're here to talk about real housewives of
Beverly Hills.
Speaker 5: I actually loved this episode.
Speaker 1: Oh, before we get into it, big push, big announcement.
We just laid down a fairly long Summer House episode.
We are in Summer House.
Speaker 3: Fully.
Speaker 1: We're breaking it down at Patreon dot com slash another
podcast network. If you want to hear all of our
traders recap. It is a Patreon dot com slash another
podcast network. Great things are happening over there, but we're
here to talk about real housewives of Beverly Hills. Like
I mentioned mere seconds ago, I loved this episode. There
were a lot of things happening.
Speaker 3: Seven pots, seven pods, Ruby, please go.
Speaker 2: What it was our rating system, Babe's I did? I
think to myself, Nope, I determined this episode that I
think Eric Jane filmed for that remodel took nine days,
and she filmed six months of this show about that
nine days. That's what I think happened. I hate her storyline.
I want her to start sleeping with a criminal or
something interesting, because this won't work for me again. Right,
Duri has arrived. P K looks very bad, definitely Garcel.
Speaker 1: Do you mean like reputationally or physical physically?
Speaker 2: I meant physically, Okay, yeah, No.
Speaker 3: He looks like one of those old tortoises, you know,
but they have a shell. But he's just got his
fucking fat fucking right right, so.
Speaker 1: Are you do you mean like the tortoise at like
the kind of back half of the swamp of sadness, like.
Speaker 2: Like in Finding Nemo when they squirt the little one,
like when he's like the really old ones at the top.
I mean those guys.
Speaker 1: Okay, French fries, you know, yeah, yeah, yepn to drink.
I love a martini, but I can't drink.
Speaker 3: Guys, take a motel. I'll give you a motel is
called orange juice with a cocktail on Brola. If you
wanted that yet, fat fuck.
Speaker 5: Okay, well we'll, we'll, we'll. Well, I'm not going to say.
Speaker 1: Let's take it easy on Pique because he's a criminal
entreating to read very poorly, but let's.
Speaker 2: Take it easy, okay, Okay, fine, But I loved I
loved watching Kyle and Moe because I felt for the
first time we got to see both of them be
equally as uncomfortable. Like sure, he was very, very, very long.
Speaker 1: He was doing a Catherine Keener get out coffee stirring routine.
Speaker 2: It was disturbing, but the only thing that made me pause,
go back, and I still to this day do not know.
I don't know what the answer is to this. When
Maurice walked into that kitchen and his minor child after
he's just been spotted with a floozy.
Speaker 3: Abroad, well a teenager.
Speaker 2: Actually, Dad, what wire you so hot?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: You're so hot? Dad?
Speaker 5: Yeah?
Speaker 2: I I did she mean temperature? Or was she saying, daddy,
why are you so?
Speaker 5: She was?
Speaker 3: She meant temperature? He was odd.
Speaker 1: He is attractive, though, I mean he's still he's got
a he's got a bod on him, man, you know,
I mean he's taking care of him. Tell you what,
because in the field he's banging youth in San Trapez
or wherever the fuck he is, so, you know, and
he doesn't have enough money to not be hot.
Speaker 3: I love that little jam. That was great, right speaking,
how many babes? Okay? I like this season. It's the
setup before. My favorite episodes of the season which is
the resorts and the vacation.
Speaker 5: Did you say you like this season?
Speaker 3: Uh no, well I said I did.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Okay, that's wrong though, what what you don't like
this season? It's actually the right that's true that we're
looking for.
Speaker 3: My favorite part of this season is coming up, which
is the resorts. I was like, when they go on vacation. Yeah,
and I think we're going to end the season at
the tail end of the vacation. Yeah, timings right.
Speaker 1: I don't think it'll be like the explosion the fireworks
of Salt Lake ending.
Speaker 2: It never is, no, right, right?
Speaker 3: Yeah, Because we got.
Speaker 1: What was the gossip rag Danity Kane who was running
the gossip rag Monica's gossip brag Danity Kane?
Speaker 3: What was it called?
Speaker 1: Reality anti reality bontee?
Speaker 5: My bad?
Speaker 3: Did you know the jen Shaw's getting out of jail
next week, next year.
Speaker 2: Every day when you google it, her sentence is getting reduced.
It's wild.
Speaker 3: I didn't know they did that with federal prison. Normally
you get ten years, you do nine and a half.
It's not like this, like, oh, you killed two people
thirty years and they're like, hey, Larry, how'd you get out?
I only had to do five and a half. How's
that work?
Speaker 2: No, they're they're treating her like she is a rapist
or a child sex offender. They're just like she's I mean,
fucking can we get her out? How fast can we
get her out?
Speaker 5: Yeah? Let's just make her wear a name tag and
then I mean.
Speaker 3: She can help society, right, Okay.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm excited to have her back on Real Housewives
of Salt Lake because they employ active criminals constantly, right.
Speaker 3: Yep, right, So clearly we're mentioning that because that's a
far more superior product delivered by Bravo than this season.
I liked this episode. I'm gonna give it a fourteen babas.
I will have ever give Erica James Reno in that
Palm Tree wallpaper minus twenty two babas. I think the
only two people on the planet that like that are
her in the person that charged her for it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So is that where we began? Okay, So, Erica's
entire storyline has been the remodeling and renovation of her
home and thereby the reinvention of her. This is an house,
it's not a home, and she's not been reinvented. So
it's very confusing. Why we've gone back to this well
so many times?
Speaker 3: Tell you you called this an outhouse? Yeah, she says,
I've never been happy, babe. But she's lying because I, uh,
the bathroom I used to take a dump and was
bigger than this shithole.
Speaker 4: Baby.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, And I'm not trying to shade people across socioeconomics.
Speaker 3: You think that that's what the audience thinks, now, No, no, no.
Speaker 1: No, I'm just saying when I say this, the tour
of my apartment would take longer than the tour of
Erica's home.
Speaker 3: Right, And that's that's just true. And the design choices
are poor.
Speaker 2: Right when I think it's straight that walks in and
she's like, oh oh my, let me take it in,
No need you did? You're here, you see it right,
right right, it's kind it's right there.
Speaker 1: So this man, it's very confusing to kind of see
the down all of this incredible interior designer right before
our eyes. Because this man, evidently my wife was telling
me that he I mean, we saw his work when
they were rolling the carousel on his work to pitch
him to the audience watching the show. But he used
to do I mean he did shares house in Malibu
that is like a tens and ten real millions of
dollars and it was beautifully done. I'm very confused, you know,
Mike Tyson went broke. I'm confused about why this man
is here really at all.
Speaker 2: But Dylan p Ka is the manager of boy George
not anymore. But like that, I just mean, like it
happens really fast. I don't know, I really don't know,
but I think maybe he got a little too caught
up in the high life. He thought everybody like Cher
was going to keep knocking at his door. Yeah, he
bought a cute little casita somewhere that was much obviously
much larger than the outhouse that Erica lived. And now
you know, twenty six years later, he has twenty one
thousand dollars of credit card debt and he won't pay
it off because he keeps getting botox, right.
Speaker 3: Right, Ruby, I have to ask you this because you
follow all the rags and whatnot. So Kyle has thrown
some shade at Durit and well mostly to eat this season.
Is any truth the fact that Moe may have lent
PK some money, and so when Kyle is kind of
I think she had mocked or Eat for paying for
a glam squad, in which Durit says, I don't pay
for my glam squad. Have you followed that story?
Speaker 2: That was I followed the Tracy Tutor of it all.
But I do not know anything about the Kyle or
Maurice giving anyone money.
Speaker 3: I'm sure PK took a loone. I can tell you
that for sure, because we know somebody took a.
Speaker 1: Loan from Yeah, allegedly, No.
Speaker 3: No truth, No two people corroborated.
Speaker 1: No, no, that's a i'd legend.
Speaker 3: No personally, Grand took forever to pay back.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, okay.
Speaker 2: Lala Kent like Lala Kent's randall he took Jax Taylor
gave him. I think seventy five Grand never got it back.
Speaker 5: Oh, I think that.
Speaker 3: And that's well, that was an investment into a film, right.
Speaker 1: And that's Jack's story. It's not another podcast network story.
But I don't think that we got to break this
down with you. But Jack's been revealed to be a
drug addict. He loves cocaine, struggles with drug addiction.
Speaker 5: Which is a bitch to deal with. But anyways, go ahead, Pat,
I was.
Speaker 3: Gonna say Bo stops in and we learned the ladies,
we'll be going to Saint Lucia.
Speaker 1: Saint Lucia one of the prettiest names of the Saints Islands.
Speaker 3: I believe. Was it to reader Bose that shade Sutton's
fashion show, saying that.
Speaker 5: It was Boshka, it was buzz. Yeah, it's bos. It's
always been Bo's and it was bos.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, all right, So then and and and and
and and it should be flamed.
Speaker 3: She's right, I agree, that's a ridiculous event, but I
enjoyed watching it. Yeah, all right, So let's cut to uh,
this is going to be going back and forth. So, uh,
we have Garcel visiting Sutton, and they discussed Kathy making
the rags because clearly she was on Xanax and almost
pushed that go on the pole.
Speaker 1: Sure, and uh, Kathy should not be allowed to drive
or really operate.
Speaker 5: Any heavy machinery.
Speaker 1: Sutton says, my god, these are good cucumbers. Is that
the first time a human beings ever said that? Like
in modern uh modern times? It's that was such a
bizarre thing.
Speaker 2: We have a we have a trope that Sutton doesn't
eat and she only drinks vodka and orange spray, yeah,
juice whatever.
Speaker 1: Right, my god, these cucumbers are good.
Speaker 3: Well, they discussed Dearite and Garcel shares that they had dinner,
and Durite played koy about that whole feud thing with
Sutton good, calling her drunk and whatnot. And then meanwhile
Durit Bo's and Erica discussed the alcohol jab that she
took it Sutton. Yeah, and because it's a day that
ends in why swamp we're at makes it about herself
if you remember. Yeah, you gotta look back at what
about in May?
Speaker 5: Baby?
Speaker 4: Really?
Speaker 2: Whoa Erica? Don't do that again? Okay?
Speaker 5: The leopard about May?
Speaker 3: Yeah, what about you're lucky we didn't have the fucking
cameras on you twenty four seven. We'd see you digging
that fucking hole in some area hiding all that money.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: And and Garcel told you that you need to figure
out your your exact cocktail because you got in your
son's face and told him to fuck off. And he was,
I think a freshman in high school, right, So that's
why she said that, what about me, baby baby?
Speaker 3: All right? So oh yeah, and then they joke about
that handbag joke the Kelly bag, Ruby, what.
Speaker 2: Is the Kelly bag a very expensive? I think ermez bag?
Speaker 3: Okay, okay, uh, Bose is working on uh because.
Speaker 1: Sorry, I I know Ormez, I don't know Kelly. I
don't know who she is, and I don't know what
kind of bags she makes.
Speaker 5: I was a little confused, but it's her mess.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if I'm wrong, I'm sorry.
Speaker 3: Okay, So this was some interesting stuff. So we learned
that to Reet and Kyle have patched things up. I
think we cut to them like sitting in a jacuzzi hugging,
or Leane on couch or sure. Garcel gives some insight.
She says that all Sutton really cares about and has
cared about, is getting to Kyle and being besties with Kyle.
Is that in fact true, Ruby Rubes, I.
Speaker 2: Believe it is, and I think that I have to
say something. I think that Garcel has shown up for
fucking work this. Yeah, I do, and I think it's
a good read on.
Speaker 5: I don't think so at all. I think I don't
think so.
Speaker 3: All because we had to be up an arcsnard.
Speaker 1: Garcel has not had an interesting storyline in any way,
shape or form.
Speaker 2: This season, I think that she is she is ridden
for Sutton in a way, and she has been like
in the middle of like if you really look back
at these moments, like when Dey makes the comment to
Sutton about her alcoholism on July fourth, Garcelle kind of
pokes that first, like she's getting into shit, you know.
And when they were at the table last season and
everyone was like, what air show are we talking about
with Kyle? What is everyone saying? And she just goes
her marriage giving a little bit more than that this.
Speaker 3: Season, that's one hundred percent true. And then garcel mentions
Mo dating a teenager, which I love that and well
not the idea of no no, And then they hinted
that Kyle has essentially hanging this kind of like thing
over people that they can't bring up her personal relationship.
Did you catch this, which is they can't directly bring
up her being at the Morgan Show, so they have
to find workarounds to bring this up in front of
on camera, which is, uh, you know, what did you
do last week? Any live music perfore me?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Kyle is We'll get to the Mo thing in
a minute, but Maurice or the yeah, the Maurice thing.
Speaker 5: I'm done with the.
Speaker 1: Cryptic shit, right, Okay, We're done with it.
Speaker 5: I'm done, And.
Speaker 1: That's why I'll save it for the mo thing. But
the whole the crypt the crypticness of the way that
she speaks about the whole thing, how much she hides
it completely deflates all of these moments because she's not
being honest about them. So when they happen, there's a
knowingness that her and Moe have about the situation. And
then we don't know what's going on, but we really
do know what's going on, So it's this weird matrix
kind of This.
Speaker 3: Is the first season where it's backfiring on her though,
and I'm actually enjoying watching her trying trying to hold
it together and play the game that she's been playing
for the last five years.
Speaker 1: What was she doing last season fully going and getting
tattoos with Morgan and like not saying and what it was, And.
Speaker 2: It's like, what, I think that what's happened is that
like Morgan actually considers herself to be a real as
serious person. I don't know anything about this woman. I
think that she kind of saw herself becoming like I mean,
she's just like, fucking this rich house wife, I guess,
and you're a weird lesbian and nobody's saying you're a lesbian,
but you're a lesbian. I think that she started to
distance herself from it, and I think Kyle also was like,
I'm actually really sad because my marriage is dissolving. My
husband is fucking girls and mikinos that are nineteen and again.
And I want to say this very very loudly and
very clearly, and I'll say it many more times, probably
just this episode, but this season. Yeah, Maurice, we mustn't
forget has four daughters, right, three of which are his biological,
four of which he is raised. And they are watching
this and they are seeing how their mother, who has
raised all of them, is being treated. And I think
that that's an important thing when we when we take
into consideration any positive thing that we want to say
about him. Uh uh oh, lest we forget. Yeah, he's
acting this way and one of those children is in
fucking high school, so reprehensible, fucking gross, And Kyle file
take him for everything that he's worth. And you better
keep that house because nowhere else in La will let
you have thirty three dogs.
Speaker 5: Very very good.
Speaker 3: Wow, very yeah, very good.
Speaker 4: Well I hate him.
Speaker 3: I'm not a fan of him either.
Speaker 5: I'm not a fan of him.
Speaker 3: Mind look, people, she and can I can.
Speaker 5: I say something? Can I say something? I want?
Speaker 1: I want to apologize to you, to you and to
everybody listening for saying that he has a hot body. Okay,
I mean he does.
Speaker 3: Have Yeah, he does.
Speaker 2: It's fine, there's no denying.
Speaker 1: It is very true that it's an amazing when men
get caught up in this kind of low frequency hedonism,
you completely lose sight of things that are honestly not
that difficult to recognize.
Speaker 5: Right, So going around the world.
Speaker 1: And banging yous when you have daughters, you know, not
not the greatest, not the greatest.
Speaker 3: Look, you know, fifty percent of marriages and in divorce,
and I guess it's how you handle it. Their lives
are playing out in front of the camera. So it
is a different it's it's a different animal for that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, whant to hear the craziest thing.
Speaker 5: I'm reading this book right now called Lion and it's
written by.
Speaker 2: What the heck Mauricio.
Speaker 1: No, it's but it's about a guy like Mauricio, and
it's written by Sonia Walger.
Speaker 5: Do you know who Sonya Walger is?
Speaker 1: She was on law Sonya Walger.
Speaker 3: I only watched the first season of Lost.
Speaker 5: Do you know Sonya Walger?
Speaker 2: I can't see that. Who she plays?
Speaker 1: Oh man, I don't know who she played, but she's
a pretty famous British action No, no, no, no, she's
a British act Anyways, the guy she writes about her father,
her father was a bit of a scumbag. He is
very reminiscent of Maurice. And it's just so crazy that
this woman wrote this book. Look, Sonia Walger wrote this book.
Speaker 3: You know, we're put on this planet. Some of us
believe just this is it. You get here, hopefully eke
out seventy five or eighty years on here, and if
you're not happy, you're gonna get divorced, right yeah, And
so I actually don't hold that against some people. And
then when they have children, I think you owe it
to them to try and mitigate it the best way
where it has the least detrimental effect on them. So
I am going to give some grace to him cheating
on her for ten years and them hiding it for
the sake of her concerned about how it was perceived
in her on television and then protecting the business. That
was all bullshit. But anyway, can we get to them talking?
Speaker 5: Yes?
Speaker 3: Okay, so they're in their house and this was actually
my favorite part of the episode. I think I started
by her speaking in Spanish and this is her way
of mentioning I did not know he was Mexican. I
knew he was Jewish. Is this the first time you
knew this?
Speaker 5: As she's really good.
Speaker 1: I mean, she's pretty good with Spanish. I aspired to
be as good as Kyle is with Spanish.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's legit.
Speaker 3: Oh sorry, this isn't this is Kyle and Bo's. Forgive me,
I'm doing bad hosts right. So anyway, Kyle and Bo's
chat and she tells him that the week that she
had meant Bo's was the same week that Moe had
moved out of the house to be closer to an
elementary school where his girlfriend was going.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Quick aside Onnya Walger, Actually, do you remember how I
was talking about?
Speaker 3: So?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, Dylan, she played Penelope on Lost Lost.
Speaker 3: Okay, now that show ended up.
Speaker 1: Penelope like the Penny Yeah Penny.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, Sonya, pop off?
Speaker 3: Yeah, pop off, Queen, now Dylan, that show ended up
not sticking the land.
Speaker 1: No, No, I actually crashed like the plane in the
show did, right, Yeah.
Speaker 3: All right? So Kyle gets emotional. Then Bo's, in an
attempt to find a common ground, shares a rather bizarre
story about the end of her marriage. Do you remember
this story?
Speaker 2: This was one of those moments where I found myself saying,
I don't know if it's one of those I just
don't get it or this was really fucking weird and bizarre.
Speaker 3: So her husband's dying. I think, I don't know if
he got cancer before or after they decided to separate,
but she didn't after. Oh okay, so they're still living
separate lives. I guess co parenting. He then gets terminal cancer,
and while they're separated, he takes up with a new gal.
Speaker 2: And she she says, like, go do it, get a
new girlfriend. I want you to like have this before
you know.
Speaker 3: By the way, a true testament to the male spirit.
I might be dead next month, but I sure need
some strange right.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Anyway, I couldn't tell if they edited this story bat
or she's just a poor storyteller, because the point was,
did you divorce the motherfucker or not once you saw
him making out with a girl while he was getting
chemo treatment. We don't know, And I also don't know
how this applies to Kyle's situation.
Speaker 2: Oh that we know it doesn't apply anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm about to have a foot cramp. I can
feel it coming on. It's pretty scary.
Speaker 3: You want to stand up and walk around the room
for a No, I want.
Speaker 5: To get to Drake's.
Speaker 3: All right, let's get to Drake's.
Speaker 4: BK.
Speaker 3: They've been separated for three months. pKa asked for a
mocktail and yeah, that's good.
Speaker 1: Very juice and sushi and some some shush string. Can
I tell you I went to air one yesterday. I
never go to the hot bar to get the food.
I always just grab like the go and stuff made sense.
I get oyster mushrooms that I thought were chicken. I
thought it was orange chicken.
Speaker 5: It wasn't. It was mushrooms. I got sun chokes sun.
Speaker 1: Chokes, and I got the short rips that they make
that are.
Speaker 5: She puts the thirty one dollars A thirty one dollars?
Are you kidding me? It all tasted like absolute shit.
Speaker 1: I don't know why we're talking about the Order of
Drake's anyways. Don't go to Airwan Boycott air One.
Speaker 5: It's ridiculous heavy.
Speaker 3: Do they have any others outside of New York in California?
Speaker 2: I don't even think they have them in New York.
Speaker 1: If you're in California, boycott, Yeah, it's ridiculous. Okay, So
they're sitting down talking about the divorce. Sorry for drilling.
They're sitting down talking about the divorce. Pique is I
think gas lighting the fuck out of dereite or trying
to do a Kyle Richards thing where he keeps the
actual guts of what he's aiming to do off camera.
Speaker 3: Well, I think he's angling for public opinion here because
he mentions they talk a lot about that therapy session
that went sideways, and he says, well that I got
upset at that therapy session because you were talking about
me living in an apartment in Santa Clarita, and I
got upset about that.
Speaker 6: Well, he was like, he was like, the apartment is
so small, and she's like, you you wanted to live
in the apartment. He's like, no, it's because you wanted
me to live in the apartment, and it's just like, no,
I think it's I think you wanted to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she literally says, it's we got into that argument
because you signed a lease I believe, for this home
without having a discussion about it with me. And he said, no, no, no,
I told you that I was going to do it,
which no, you probably didn't. And now you're saying, I'm
in this sad, sad, small apartment and you're in my
home with my kids, and I'm in this sad, sat
apart And she said, well, right, but you got that
one on your own. So why did you do that?
Because now you're sad on alone and I didn't make
you do it. Yeah, he's a swollen and red turtle
needs to divorce him and take the eleven cents that
he has at the bottom of his car and then
go and find.
Speaker 1: Me because like billionaire, because like like and she could she.
Speaker 3: Could, Oh, she absolutely could.
Speaker 2: I'm not kidding you, Okay, can I see something? Yeah,
there are two things that I think. I think that
there's a possibility that this marriage, that this this entire
divorce thing. They got together before the season and they
were like, listen, we are poor, we are broke. She
found out that he has hundreds of thousands of dollars
of debt. She was like, we need to figure something
out that secures me for another season and you so
we're going to do this. We have two children. I
think that maybe this is all completely fake. If it's not,
I want her to find a billionaire and I want
her to gallivant around the world with her children, and I
want him to be sad.
Speaker 1: The thing that would really save the show is her
having taking up with with Marie.
Speaker 3: But no, I know, all right, all right, first rubs
love that theory, but that is just putting a band
aid on a fucking you just slit your wrists and
blood is pouring everywhere. That buys them another season. They're
looking for you got to pay for college?
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, my leg got blown off and you're giving
me a Sonic the Hedgehog band aid, So I'm gonna die.
Speaker 5: Actually, I think.
Speaker 3: This is what's horrible about this season is and I
understand why we need to go through this process. Two
seasons from now, when Deree is engaged to a I
don't know hedge fund, a national YEP, and that will happen.
Speaker 2: I I want Sutton sex husband to move back date
Derey and I, oh, I would love it.
Speaker 1: We'll get to Sutton in a bit. But yeah, p
K wanted to go out and have a batchel pad.
Now he is missing the stability and the fulfillment of
a family, and he's coming back and he's trying to
put it under it. He is also a con man
and also a fat, swollen red turtle.
Speaker 5: He is not a good person.
Speaker 4: Yep.
Speaker 3: Well, anyway, she tells us at the tail end of this,
not to him, to us. She doesn't want that divorce,
all right. Keilly and Bo's date with how do we say?
I'm gonna is it? Liaiah l lay all layo, lay on,
lay all, lay all lay You gotta say it three times? Yeah, yeah,
lay all lay all lay'all all right. Keilly asks, uh,
they sit down for dinner at the house.
Speaker 5: I mean, it's it's just.
Speaker 2: A Liah like I didn't even know what he said.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, all right, kill they're sitting at dinner. He
asks what lay All thought about him when he crashed
that visit to Ghana.
Speaker 5: He doesn't give her.
Speaker 1: He doesn't give her the right amount of options and
the right amount of options is no options. You just
asked the question, right, what did you think when I arrived?
But he says, what did you think when I arrived?
Speaker 5: Was I a cool guy?
Speaker 4: Or what?
Speaker 3: Were we weirded out?
Speaker 5: No? No, no, it was.
Speaker 3: Like trying to be cool.
Speaker 1: It was like were you cool with it? Or did
you think I was a good It was?
Speaker 5: It was a it.
Speaker 3: Was a really question. Yeah, I get it.
Speaker 5: That was closed very quickly with limited options. He is, uh, he.
Speaker 2: No, are you have you guys watched any of Potomac?
Any of Potomac at all?
Speaker 5: A little bit?
Speaker 2: Okay, Stacy? And then I rise and her her fake boyfriend.
This is the same man, wearing different clothing and in
in a white chick's face mask. I don't know who
these men are or where the fuck these women are
finding these guys. He is a fucking weirdo. I think
she needs to get out of this. This is weird.
Leyoll Is the only adult in this room.
Speaker 1: Says, I'm so happy that I've raised such an intell daughter.
She's asking all the questions that I've been too scared
to ask.
Speaker 3: Well, that was crazy. That was crazy.
Speaker 2: I guess she got it from her father because you're
being an idiot.
Speaker 3: One of those questions. She wants to know what the
move in timeline is. Ands he'll move in when there's
an engagement, which essentially means never because they're not going
to get gained.
Speaker 1: Well, because much like PK is a three hundred square
foot apartment in Xanta Clarita, he likes having that house
in San Diego, that's right, because he feels very free there,
and so do the women that come there.
Speaker 5: They feel free.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right, much like PK, he has
no interest in being monogamous with this woman that he's saying.
He wants to be MONOGAOUSZ. So it's sort of like
he wants to stay exactly where he is, you know
what I mean.
Speaker 3: Yeah, all right, let's get to Mow and Kyle's chat.
She asked about that trip, and he says it was great,
except for the part where we had to keep going
to toys r Russ.
Speaker 5: He said, he is held.
Speaker 2: Oh he let me look it up.
Speaker 3: He's fifty.
Speaker 1: It's forty two, okay, so he's in his fifties, late fifties.
Speaker 5: Maurice, yeah, Maurice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Maurice is fifty four, okay, So he looks older.
Speaker 1: He's fifty four. Okay, he said fifty four. I only
partied five nights, five.
Speaker 2: Nights, six years away from sixty years old, only partied. Sorry, sorry, sorry,
So we have to take things into consideration. That is
a lie, right, So that's.
Speaker 1: Right, that's a great that's a great point.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's actually double. How many girls did you sleep with?
Ah three three, fifty four fifty four. I have a
problem with the age thing. I have a problem with
the hiding all this bullshit.
Speaker 5: I'm a problem with the age thing.
Speaker 2: I think problem with the age.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think if you're like you know, wisdom, wisdom and
growth should should take root at those ages. And I'm
not saying that you can't have fun, but partying ten
nights out of a twenty day trip in Europe is yeah,
especially for the express purpose.
Speaker 2: Because Porsche was there, so he had to drop Porsche
off with her friend. Then he got to go fuck
these women. Another thing that I think is just worth
mentioning fifty four years old. He's doing this like in
places where I think the fifty four year old men
go for the.
Speaker 3: Youth the parties. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: And I say this as somebody who is about to
and I mean genuinely, I'm about to marry somebody who
probably will be fifty four years old and going to
fish shows unless they all.
Speaker 3: Die, right, they'll die. Yeah, but then John mar guitar, Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think they would accept him. But Maurice is
not going for anything other than drugs and pussy. There's
no like music, there's no sight seeing, it's nothing. It's
just you. That's a great point, you know, And that's it's.
Speaker 1: Like it's like I've always had We've talked about it before,
but I'm always a little spooked out if you're not well,
who's the woman on Real Housewives of New York whose
husband goes to get sandwiches in Vietnam?
Speaker 2: Jessel?
Speaker 1: Yeah, if you're not Jessel's husband and you're going to
the East quite often, a little okay.
Speaker 3: When I was in Thailand beach area that had just
been mowed down twenty years earlier, it was all fucking
fifty year old, red faced white Australian dudes.
Speaker 5: Yeah, bine, yeah, not cool.
Speaker 3: What are you doing?
Speaker 4: Okay?
Speaker 1: So this is where this cryptic shit comes in to play,
because the two of them don't know how to navigate.
Speaker 5: This is why we talked about Kyle.
Speaker 1: Saying, I'm not talking to the press right now. She's
not going to talk to the press because there's nothing
to get upset about.
Speaker 5: This is their agreement.
Speaker 1: I'm there's nothing, there's nothing to get all that upset about.
Speaker 3: For her.
Speaker 1: The loss of her marriage is obviously very, very damaging,
but her it seems like they've had an agreement about this.
That's what I've said for a long time. So there's
no shock to the awkward silence. They both know that
this is happening.
Speaker 2: What I think is is the shock is that I
think that this was an arrangement that she was like,
all right, we're good to do this. Like fine, I'm
not going to divorce you because I know that you
cheat on me and you fuck the youths whenever you
whatever leave town. I think what she's really understanding now
for the first time is like he does not need her,
and that's very right, because he's fine eating canned soup
and he's fine buying his own towels. And she didn't
think he was going to do that. She thought that
he was going to not.
Speaker 5: Really yeah, and he's not. He's not eating canned soup.
Speaker 1: He's eating, he's eating out with women.
Speaker 3: It's funny you mentioned that because in the podcast that
she would be on eight years ago where I'd listen,
she always took pride in like things like when he'd
come home, I always make sure the house smells great
with candles and like, Yeah, a lot of that she
took pride in.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I think when she we discussed it, when she was
talking to the therapist, the realization that she made the agreement.
Speaker 5: She hid it from the public.
Speaker 1: She's you know, she's very kyle about it, and it's
very annoying, but there are actual real feelings here. She
did that to try to keep him and it didn't stir. Yeah,
and now that's the anvil has followed her.
Speaker 2: She is and then she also think this is big cat,
this is her mom, you know, and this is wh
who quite literally the reason she likes those candles is
because she was taught by her mother that your home
should be the nicest place your husband has been all day.
Speaker 3: That is Is that a direct quote? I think I
remember her saying that.
Speaker 2: Literally, that's literally from from Yola to Gadzias or the.
Speaker 5: Past from your lips.
Speaker 3: Wow. So Anyways, sad photo means he's moved on, and
that's uh, that's quite a mystery unlocked. Our next mystery
is that the moon is not made of cheese. Thank
you guys.
Speaker 1: It's so like it's so contrived though, because like you
just don't know what to believe with this woman, because
she says like, well, this picture is like, what do
you mean the picture you you?
Speaker 3: I'm sure well documented cheating bastard for the last decade.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I guys, I think that she thought that he
was going to I genuinely thought. I think that she
sat there for the last what fourteen ish years and
was like, I am going to play this part. I'm
gonna let him build this fucking business. I get to
do what I want to do with my friends and
raise our girls. And when this is done, we are
we're going to come back together.
Speaker 5: And it is very sad.
Speaker 2: It's fine and he doesn't want that. And I think
that's literally now for the first time, I'm it's hitting
her right now.
Speaker 5: Well, he's not going to be fine.
Speaker 1: Me and Patt have talked about this more times than
we can count.
Speaker 5: He's not going to be fine.
Speaker 3: No, I uh, he may be living in a duplex
next to big Guy. He's fine right now.
Speaker 5: He's having a lot of fun.
Speaker 3: The agency is fucked the scale too fast. I hired
too many people, and the real estate business is a jibble.
Speaker 5: Beside the agency.
Speaker 1: We've discussed that men have this honeymoon face, and then
once they are tired of it, the anxiety starts to
creep in and they've said goodbye to their family.
Speaker 5: She might take him back, all right, moving.
Speaker 3: Hopefully she will. All right, The ladies prep for the trip.
I love the band Saint Lucia. I don't why I
made that note. You should listen to the rubiery fan
of Saint.
Speaker 2: Lucia the island, the band never heard.
Speaker 3: At the airport, UH waiting area, Tilly reminds us how
rich she is with those ugly purses. Uh. Then they
head to the hotel.
Speaker 1: And I'll determine its jewelry boxes.
Speaker 2: I love her so much.
Speaker 3: I love her, but I don't like the braggeddocious nature
of Like every time you hear her talk, she's showing
up bragging about something that she bought.
Speaker 2: I think that, and I mean this, I agree with you.
I was going to say, I do not think that
she says it in a way that she thinks she's
better than people. I think she's just so has this
love shed she develop into those things. Yeah, she's like,
oh you like it? Oh it's Ermezin. It's vintage from
the Queen of Versailles.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, yeah, she's just she It's like me with
magic the gathering cards.
Speaker 3: Right, herse are worth anything?
Speaker 5: What are you talking about?
Speaker 2: Oh bought a car?
Speaker 1: Oh really yeah, I bought a car with my forgive me,
forgive me? I mean the one ring just sold for
two million dollars.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ.
Speaker 5: I mean I can.
Speaker 1: Dual lands are thousands and thousands of I mean you
just all.
Speaker 3: Right, I take it back. I was wrong, all right.
So we show up at this hotel. I know I'm
gonna get in trouble for this. This place is a dump.
Uh police escort do they do?
Speaker 1: We need to take resources away from the people that
live there and have a police escort for these women
to go to the house.
Speaker 5: I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Drivers like I think there were motorcycles it maybe for
if you have a bunch of equipment, you might want that.
Speaker 3: Oh maybe yeah, Okay, Well, I just think this hotel
is it's not a high end vacation. I mean, the
pool was cool and everything. If I took my wife
Scherie hair, she I'd never hear the fucking end of it. Okay,
it's not nice.
Speaker 5: No, it is nice. It's insanely nice.
Speaker 2: It's pretty nice.
Speaker 5: Okay.
Speaker 1: So yeah, it's stunning and quite beautiful.
Speaker 3: Stunning. Okay, Okay, So Sutton central air. No central air.
They literally have the air conditioning units on the windows.
Speaker 5: Oh do they really Yes.
Speaker 2: That might be a power great issue, pap.
Speaker 3: Okay, well, then don't have any hotel.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, so Sutton.
Speaker 5: We wrap with Sutton's gripes. Sutton is not good this season.
Speaker 1: Sutton is I don't really know what there is to Sutton.
Speaker 2: You want this is what I think we're watching. I
think we are watching Sutton after she has figured out
the right cocktail of her meds, and that is a
really fucking big bummer.
Speaker 5: Yeah.
Speaker 3: So what we're discussing is her coming to terms with
the fact that this has been a real rough journey
and she doesn't have any real threats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean she's got gar sucks this season. Yeah,
she's just caught like they bring up the things were
awkward between her and Dea, and she's like, I don't know,
I don't know what do you what?
Speaker 5: Are you confused about?
Speaker 3: What?
Speaker 1: You just flamed her at? Kevi Arcaspa. That's why things
are weird. But Sutton just has a lot of gripes
this season, mainly with Durid. It's been the whole season.
The only worst storyline is Garcelle's her oil field and
Erica's fucking outhouse.
Speaker 3: I don't think I have anything else.
Speaker 1: Get in the comments, let us know what you thought
of the episode.
Speaker 2: Oh wait, wait, we need to talk really quickly about
the Tracy Tutor Durie Kemsley of it all that Dury
was I don't know if you guys saw on Watra
Huffin's lide that I guess the blonde blonde hairdresser that
does Kathy and Dured's that we see in a bunch whatever.
Allegedly she wasn't paying him and she he is her hairdresser,
Tourreid's hairdresser. He's also Tracy Tutors. And she said this
on Jeff Lewis and Chris Is. I believe. Sorry, if
they're your name, you don't want your name out there,
but Chris was with Dree in Satin New York or something,
and she extended her stay and so Chris said, she
asked Chris to stay with her, to which Chris said, okay,
shar he called the hotel or whatever.
Speaker 3: Wait, who is Chris the hair dress stylist?
Speaker 5: Well, who's the Tracy. Who's the Tracy Tuman of it all?
Speaker 2: Another Tracy Tutors. She's on a million dollar list in LA. She'slebrity,
all right, but she says that Drea doesn't pair bills
because they have the same hairdresser. And this guy has
said when he went to New York, DREI was like,
I actually need you to stay longer. He was like, cool,
no problem. So the hotel he got charged for the
extension of the room or something. So he sent Durat
the invoice and was like, for some reason they charged
me whatever, and she basically accused him of being it
was like crazy crazy. So she called him when he
was with Tracy Tudor and was like, are you fucking crazy?
Like this is what accused him of lying, And then
she reviewed her credit work statements and said never mind.
So sorry, you're one hundred percent right. I will give
you the money now she's a fucking poor.
Speaker 3: Yeah that's worried about money.
Speaker 5: Yeah yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: Well, like we said good luck to the divorce attorneys
because they're not going to be dividing assets.
Speaker 5: They're going to be.
Speaker 1: Splitting out of kids. Okay, I'm dying saying goodbye, Pat,
say goodbye later.