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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud is River Scott and Mike

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<v Speaker 1>Benyon row So I.

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<v Speaker 2>Talked too, but that was Tuesday morning and it's not

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<v Speaker 2>gone down yet. Hello, you're watching Chewing the Cud, your

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<v Speaker 2>lighthearted weekly look at the world through a slightly glittery kaleidoscope.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm River Scott, and here with me this week is

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<v Speaker 2>my close personal friend and astrologer Mike Benyon Rowe. How

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<v Speaker 2>are you doing, Mike? What You're not my astrologer or

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<v Speaker 2>you're not my close personal friend? Which of those was

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<v Speaker 2>offending you?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm going to say, I don't want to talk about

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<v Speaker 1>what's holding around Jurinus.

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<v Speaker 2>This has been fun. Goodbye next week? All right then

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't want to talk about planetary alignments and

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<v Speaker 2>all that on the tree alignments, yeah okay, no different, Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>such a Libra thing to say. Anyway, what are you

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<v Speaker 2>bringings this week? Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>Well, this week I bring you a story about kinks.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm not talking about Ben's in hose pipe. Before we

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<v Speaker 1>get all physical on a can in Crafty Queens.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear, we even have a game you can play

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<v Speaker 2>along with us as well. But on screen now you

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<v Speaker 2>can see our contact details is the could TV on

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<v Speaker 2>all of your social media's and if you want to bing's,

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<v Speaker 2>the youtubees for Chewing the cud.

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<v Speaker 1>You can see the names of people reached out and

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<v Speaker 1>touched our souls going along the bottom of the screen.

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<v Speaker 1>But now it's time of a river in the showbiz.

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<v Speaker 1>Jerry Horner sat in the corner eating her curtainway wish.

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<v Speaker 2>She would she shut up if she did that, wouldn't she? Anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>She is one of the she was many many years ago,

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<v Speaker 2>one of the spies girls. That's pretty much it. She's

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<v Speaker 2>still talking, is the thing? Like, she's hinting at a

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<v Speaker 2>full blown Spy Skirls reunion, including Posh, including well, she

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<v Speaker 2>says it'd be great if Posh was What was that

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<v Speaker 2>she actually said? Hang on, what did she say?

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<v Speaker 1>There? She is blending in nices with the background christ

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<v Speaker 1>floating head.

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<v Speaker 2>She looks dead well yeah, oh dear, anyway, yeah did

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<v Speaker 2>the spy skills? She wants all five members to return,

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<v Speaker 2>which is nice. I love all these stories. Always to

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<v Speaker 2>me whenever they're like, oh, hints are to full Spy

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<v Speaker 2>Skulls reunion? What she's saying, is I've run out of money,

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<v Speaker 2>Like it's not going to happen. It's not going to happen.

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<v Speaker 2>She's she's not got enough money or enough attention recently.

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<v Speaker 2>So now we've all got to do this big thing

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<v Speaker 2>about getting excited about the Spice Girls reunion that is

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<v Speaker 2>or is not going to happen. And I could not

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<v Speaker 2>care less either way. Mike, how do you feel?

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<v Speaker 1>Why do you not tell her how you really feel?

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<v Speaker 1>Take off the guy?

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<v Speaker 3>The guys, Well, you know.

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<v Speaker 1>What I loved was because they came back to the Olympics.

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<v Speaker 2>They did, and that was ridiculous. Victoria was there for

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<v Speaker 2>the picture was Yeah, she just stood there emotionless and

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<v Speaker 2>she's absolutely nothing her normal accent. Yeah, so they're on

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<v Speaker 2>top of taxi as well, Right, they all came on

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<v Speaker 2>and they were all doing like who do you think

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<v Speaker 2>you are? And she just stood there absolutely just like

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<v Speaker 2>and then they drove off and that was it, and

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<v Speaker 2>she got paid millions of pounds for that.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, But then they did a tour after that, didn't

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<v Speaker 1>They Little Spy Skills e tour. But she didn't get

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<v Speaker 1>involved because she knows that I don't need the money.

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<v Speaker 1>Love I've got David Beckham.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I was off like having a life and like

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<v Speaker 2>doing my own ship, but then I stopped.

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<v Speaker 1>Very handsome kids. Me.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had several handsome several people's handsome kids. But that's

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<v Speaker 2>not the story.

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<v Speaker 1>Victoria Beckham.

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<v Speaker 2>I've not had her kids as far as I know,

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<v Speaker 2>I don't remember. You'd think you'd hope. Yeah, they all

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<v Speaker 2>blur after a while. Anyway, they're doing it, she was,

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<v Speaker 2>they're not doing she wants to do a full on

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<v Speaker 2>spy Skills reunion, but it is as likely as it

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<v Speaker 2>for Victoria's fiftieth birthday Brackets off stage, they went for

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<v Speaker 2>a drink, and for some reason that was news.

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<v Speaker 1>Where where they got the local pub or they go

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<v Speaker 1>out someone nice?

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<v Speaker 2>They probably I got a spoons. Can you hang on?

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<v Speaker 2>What would the thirtieth anniversary reunion mean to you, Mike?

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<v Speaker 1>I wouldn't know. I'm not old enough to have one.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm twenty nine.

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<v Speaker 2>Should they release new music or just celebrate straight like

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<v Speaker 2>twenty nine?

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<v Speaker 1>I'm ignoring that line smoothing straight on?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, I can, we can? Do you want to

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<v Speaker 2>do that? Do you want me to not ignore that line.

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<v Speaker 1>It wasn't a lie. It's true. I had a very

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<v Speaker 1>hard life. What I've had a very hard life, dear?

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<v Speaker 2>Should they release new music or just celebrate the legacy

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<v Speaker 2>those of you two? Apparently shut up and move on

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<v Speaker 2>is not one of the options.

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<v Speaker 1>Cool. I would quite like that to be a slight reunion,

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<v Speaker 1>so they all get together and hate each other again.

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<v Speaker 2>All right? That was yeah, and didn't Jerry bang Melby?

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<v Speaker 2>Wasn't that allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly allegedly? Yeah, sorry, I

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<v Speaker 2>don't want to get you in trouble.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not me that said it, you that said it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, it's not my show, right anyway, crashing on, Bob

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<v Speaker 2>the drag Queen is now Bob the Author. They become

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<v Speaker 2>a New York Times bestseller with bold novel, which isn't

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<v Speaker 2>anything to do with washatted powder the types. You need

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<v Speaker 2>less words because you're taking more space. You've got bigger

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<v Speaker 2>page count. Yeah, no, it needs to.

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<v Speaker 1>Be a three page essay.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, it's called Harriet Tubman live in concert. Sorry, Harriet

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<v Speaker 2>Tubman colon live in concert a colonline in concert. It

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<v Speaker 2>is a fixed or reimagining where Harriet Tubman is resurrected

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<v Speaker 2>in the modern era to fight oppression through hip hop

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<v Speaker 2>and music, which is weirdly worded that implies that hip

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<v Speaker 2>hop is not music.

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<v Speaker 1>Which it's also I'm just.

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<v Speaker 2>As a novel, this is a novel by Bob the

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<v Speaker 2>drag Queen. Bob the author just feels a bit wrong. Well,

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<v Speaker 2>Whoopy Goldberg disagree? She called it magnificent and Nobel prizeworthy.

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<v Speaker 1>Nobel prizeworthy.

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<v Speaker 2>What did I say.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm just really I'm really confirming that's what was said. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I hadn't stroked out at that point, and he's gone

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<v Speaker 1>a bit weird, Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Peppermint The Taste of Peppermint apparently praised it for blending

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<v Speaker 2>activism and artistry. Queen Oh as a Dragon Queen called

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<v Speaker 2>Peppermint or they liked it too, apparently. God, we're doing

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<v Speaker 2>well with the news today, am I She was sobbing

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<v Speaker 2>and overwhelmed with emotion. It took five years to write.

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<v Speaker 2>It's on the New York Times Bestsellers list March twenty

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<v Speaker 2>twenty five. But that's not difficult. There was that whole

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<v Speaker 2>thing a little while ago. It's like, it's surprisingly small

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<v Speaker 2>number of books to get on the New York Times

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<v Speaker 2>bestsellers list because there was a scandal where like the

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<v Speaker 2>publishers would buy up their own books or the author

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<v Speaker 2>would buy like a thousand copies of their own book

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<v Speaker 2>and it would like bump them into the best sellers list.

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<v Speaker 2>Because people don't buy books anymore, so it's not really

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<v Speaker 2>a best I'm a New York Times bestselling author, would

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<v Speaker 2>you go and check or would you just go, oh, great, congratulations,

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<v Speaker 2>because it's one of the things were like, oh, it's

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<v Speaker 2>an award, it's award winning, Like, all right, good, well done.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm not going to go check if it's on the list.

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<v Speaker 1>If it's something i'm buying, I might check. But it's

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<v Speaker 1>just what they're meeting having drinks and they go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a best selling author. I'm like, okay, cool, I'm

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<v Speaker 1>not going to check.

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<v Speaker 2>But then if it's a book by Bob the Drag Queen,

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<v Speaker 2>surely Bob the Drag Queen's fans are going to buy it.

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<v Speaker 2>They don't care if it's best selling because it's bothered

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<v Speaker 2>drag Queen.

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<v Speaker 1>But that's only six books. What that's only six books?

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<v Speaker 1>Six mans say, are they not popular?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know. I don't follow drag queens. I've knowd Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>Uh is this book a satire? Or who wrote this? Jesus?

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<v Speaker 2>Moving on right, Kelly Clarkson remember her? Yeah, champions trans

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<v Speaker 2>artists with Transer album on the trans Day of Visibility.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, which there she is. There's very toothy.

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<v Speaker 2>I was thinking, who am I thinking of Kerry Katona?

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<v Speaker 2>I got the wrong one.

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<v Speaker 1>No difference, really, they're very different people.

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<v Speaker 2>I disagree. Look at that. There's no difference.

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<v Speaker 1>Really. She has a talk show that's very positive and

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<v Speaker 1>very loving. Kerry Katona's Kerry Katona.

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<v Speaker 2>She's still do in the Iceland adverts.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think she is anymore. I think I think

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<v Speaker 1>they were removed from her.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, removed from Oh that sounds ecological anyway. She promoted

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<v Speaker 2>an album on her show and via social media. It's uh,

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<v Speaker 2>all right, She's not on the album she just promoted.

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<v Speaker 2>How is this news? Like she's she's it's got artists

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<v Speaker 2>like Shard, Sam Smith, Hunter Schaeffer. I don't know what

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<v Speaker 2>that means? Uh?

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<v Speaker 1>Sorry, Sam Smith.

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<v Speaker 2>They featured on the on the lead single.

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<v Speaker 1>Did was more The reaction about Sam Smith that wasn't

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<v Speaker 2>Not a fan tedious. Yeah, it's like the Ed Sheeran

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<v Speaker 2>for queer's. It's like it's the one the mom's like anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>uh right she Yeah, she used her daytime show to

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<v Speaker 2>promote transvisibility and uplift queer art. She called it a

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<v Speaker 2>healing project and essential listening.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, all right, so I think that's allyship in America

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<v Speaker 1>at the minute. I mean, what's going on?

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<v Speaker 2>And did she give any of her money away? Has

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<v Speaker 2>she set a transphobe on fire? Has she thrown her

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<v Speaker 2>own feces at a policeman? None of these things. So

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<v Speaker 2>the Allyship is now just saying, this is an album

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<v Speaker 2>that already exists.

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<v Speaker 1>Do you have to throw your owns at a policeman?

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<v Speaker 2>You don't have to, clearly, because she hasn't done that.

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<v Speaker 2>She's just waving someone else's album around and going yay

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<v Speaker 2>trans It seems a little low effort in my eye,

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<v Speaker 2>That's what I'm saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Apparently it's been widely praised on queer Twitter and TikTok.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know any queers left on Twitter. I thought

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<v Speaker 2>that all popped over to Blue Sky by now. Trans

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<v Speaker 2>fans call it a love letter to us, which is

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<v Speaker 2>all right fine conservative backlash online, but Clarkson.

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<v Speaker 1>Stood for her nice.

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<v Speaker 2>For a lower allyship, Yeah, very low. I've actually got

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<v Speaker 2>paid for it. I'll put money. Yeah, but they probably

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<v Speaker 2>paid to put it on the show, is what I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>Like some someone's prs had to have a word. That's

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<v Speaker 2>the end of the showbiz.

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<v Speaker 1>Thanks for that.

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<v Speaker 2>River, You are more than welcome, Mike. Stay right there.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming up soon we'll be going through Mike's search history.

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<v Speaker 2>But first a little break. Welcome back. You're still watching

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<v Speaker 2>Cheering the Cood with me, River Scott and my good

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<v Speaker 2>friend Mike Benion rote. So now it's time for the

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<v Speaker 2>buzz where we have a nose around in Mike's search history.

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<v Speaker 2>Good luck everybody.

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<v Speaker 1>You have flown before, right, yes, in many places? Yes,

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<v Speaker 1>that's wonderful. How do you feel about steat allocations on aircraft?

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<v Speaker 1>As in going, I want to sit there.

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<v Speaker 2>I get me, going, I want to sit there? Oh

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<v Speaker 2>I like that. Yeah, I like to choose.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, and do you pay for that privilely? If you

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<v Speaker 1>say you're flying with Ryanair or Squeezy Jet.

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<v Speaker 2>It depends on the length of the flight. If it's

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<v Speaker 2>of flight and how crappy an airline is basically, and

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<v Speaker 2>how much it costs. Because I'm a Yorkshire type, we

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<v Speaker 2>don't spend money on ship. We don't have to. I'll

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<v Speaker 1>Because then I can have a fact wrap up.

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<v Speaker 2>Why do you ask?

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<v Speaker 1>So there's there's been a thing called a seat lice

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<v Speaker 1>or seat louse, okay, which is someone that tries to

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<v Speaker 2>I thought it was some kind of infestation.

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<v Speaker 1>I can now choose whether to have an infestation of

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<v Speaker 1>insects on your seat or that we pay extra from that.

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<v Speaker 1>But no, basically people that try and scam their way

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<v Speaker 1>to get a better seat than the one they've paid for, right, okay,

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<v Speaker 1>And it's basically people worked out what it is and

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<v Speaker 2>Right.

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<v Speaker 1>It tends to be groups of people rather than solo travelers, Okay.

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<v Speaker 1>It tends to be people who have children. Is the

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<v Speaker 1>common denominator.

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<v Speaker 2>I mean they are all dickheads, so that.

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<v Speaker 1>Not all of them. And some great people with kids

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<v Speaker 1>that leave them at home.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's the thing. If they leave it at home,

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<v Speaker 2>then being responsible parents is when they inflict them on

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<v Speaker 2>the rest of us. That's when it's yeah, right, let's

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<v Speaker 2>go out for a pint.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's great. Don't bring a little one.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, oh, bring your screaming child to the wedding so

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<v Speaker 2>that it can scream all the way through the service. Fantastic,

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<v Speaker 2>excellent work. Anyway, soon, No, but several weddings. I don't

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<v Speaker 2>get invited to weddings them anyway. What do they do?

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<v Speaker 2>How do they do it?

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<v Speaker 1>So this happened to me, and I'm it's not even

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<v Speaker 1>a rant. This has actually become a thing. Right, So

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<v Speaker 1>I always pay for the first class budget airline, which

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<v Speaker 1>is the first row of seats. Okay, all right, so

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<v Speaker 1>that's just the one but by the door with the

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<v Speaker 1>extra leg group. It's first class. Right.

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like when you're upstairs on the bus and

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<v Speaker 2>the bus driver all right.

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<v Speaker 1>First class, right there? First class? Easy? Yet first class

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<v Speaker 1>with their is that first row seats because you get le.

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<v Speaker 2>Group were still going yeah, I thought that one shut down.

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<v Speaker 1>And you can buy a yearly pass with there. You wouldn't,

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<v Speaker 1>but you can say, in a case emergency, are you

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<v Speaker 1>are you able to open up grade the door? And

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<v Speaker 1>I am able to operate that door. I'm not doing it.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm able to operate that door.

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<v Speaker 2>Is that kind of like I will operate the door

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<v Speaker 2>if you don't get me another bag of peanuts or

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<v Speaker 2>something like that.

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<v Speaker 1>No, no, no, no, because the question is are you

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<v Speaker 1>able to operate the door? Like yes, Sam Willing is

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<v Speaker 1>a different question, very different question. There's two people before me.

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<v Speaker 1>If they're not doing it, we're all anyway, that was

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<v Speaker 1>a rant, and you know, so I'll be sat in

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<v Speaker 1>a seat and someone will come over and go, oh,

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<v Speaker 1>i've sat a child there. I was like, oh, we

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<v Speaker 1>can't sit on the zone. You need a parent. Now, well,

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<v Speaker 1>I've only bought the one seat. Would you mind moving, sir?

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<v Speaker 2>Right?

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<v Speaker 1>So they don't separate the parent and child. What do

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<v Speaker 1>you think my Carmen reaction is to that?

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<v Speaker 2>I mean, if you didn't know that this was a

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<v Speaker 2>thing that they were doing in order to get the

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<v Speaker 2>seat that you'd bugged, then I suppose you'd be like

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<v Speaker 2>all right, Fine, if it happened like once maybe or

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<v Speaker 2>something like that, or if you flew a lot and

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<v Speaker 2>it wasn't a thing that happened a lot. But if

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<v Speaker 2>it's something that's happening every time, I'd be like no, So.

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<v Speaker 1>The first time that happened, I will gladly move for you.

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<v Speaker 1>This seat cost me twenty pounds, it's going to cost

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<v Speaker 1>you forty a capitalism. Yeah, supply and demand. I have

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<v Speaker 1>a supply of a seat you're demanding to sit in it.

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<v Speaker 1>Pay me, bitch. Yeah, she paid me the money in euros,

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<v Speaker 1>but five there. Yeah, I'll rinse a bitch. But yeah.

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<v Speaker 1>This alsoes for things like upgrades. People try and scamm

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<v Speaker 1>an upgrades at the airport to try and get the

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<v Speaker 1>better seats and stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>I remember once I did say that I was because

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<v Speaker 2>this was back in the old olden days before you

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<v Speaker 2>could buy tickets on the internet. And I did it

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<v Speaker 2>over the phone with the travel agent or whatever it was,

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<v Speaker 2>and I said I was six foot five to try

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<v Speaker 2>and get extra leg room on a flight to Australia,

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<v Speaker 2>and it worked. I mean, I'm I'm six foot nine inches.

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<v Speaker 2>That's two measurements. I'm only six foot tall. So I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not far off, but still I did. I thought i'd

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<v Speaker 2>add a bit to that to see if I could

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<v Speaker 2>get a bulkhead. So it worked. Yeah. Yeah. So does

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<v Speaker 2>that mean am I am I guilty of your of

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<v Speaker 2>your being a stam in your eyes?

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<v Speaker 1>That was yes officially yes, that's because you'rellowing to try

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<v Speaker 1>a disadvantage. I mean there are ethical ways of getting

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<v Speaker 1>a free upgrade like which I'll tell you later. All right,

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<v Speaker 1>but moving on. Are you aware of Chick fil A?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes?

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<v Speaker 1>And how do you feel about Chick of fhill a?

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<v Speaker 2>Slightly better than I feel about Jerry Halliwell Horner wherever.

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<v Speaker 2>The name is so not not not not great, not great, not.

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<v Speaker 1>Great because they're renowned for having very strong anti lgbt

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<v Speaker 1>Q i A plus.

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<v Speaker 2>Views that they then funneled money into and all that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of malarkey.

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<v Speaker 1>So a while ago they tried to break into the

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<v Speaker 1>UK market with their brand Chick fil A, didn't do

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<v Speaker 1>particularly well, but they're now trying it again with a

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<v Speaker 1>different one of their brands. Okay, cool, so they're renit.

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<v Speaker 1>They're basically they're ah Churches Texas Chicken CTC sound familiar

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<v Speaker 1>CTC chewing the cud churches, Texas Chicken. So they're saying

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<v Speaker 2>That's a low bar.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not difficult. I've got saw dust and they're trying

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<v Speaker 1>to open Lane Hundre branches in the UK, and they're

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<v Speaker 1>owned by Chick fil A, so trying to sneak in.

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<v Speaker 2>Sorry, I'm just getting a voice in my ear that

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<v Speaker 2>says I'm not allowed to say quite a few of

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<v Speaker 2>the things I was thinking about saying.

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<v Speaker 1>Think about saying, uh the.

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<v Speaker 2>Key all right, Jesus, where it's like incitement to riot

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<v Speaker 2>are being said in my ear. So okay, let's it's not.

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<v Speaker 2>But yeah, like apparently I am very much not allowed

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<v Speaker 2>to say that we should burn them all down. I'm

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<v Speaker 2>not saying that that would apparently be illegal.

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<v Speaker 1>That is illegal. We should not do that.

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<v Speaker 2>No, we should absolutely not.

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<v Speaker 1>What you do have the rights to is a peaceful

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<v Speaker 1>protest by standing outside and stopping people coming in and

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<v Speaker 1>going oh no, no, no, no, they try and hurt people.

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, and while I'm doing that, you can be round

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<v Speaker 2>the back opening the gas taps and chucking a couple of.

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<v Speaker 1>I would not be opening the gaps. No, what you

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<v Speaker 1>do is on the deep fryers while they're cold, you're

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<v Speaker 1>open up the fence at the bottom, because that's a

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<v Speaker 1>bugger to clean up because oil everywhere, that's just vandalism.

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<v Speaker 1>So yeah, so that's more of a warning about that.

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<v Speaker 1>If you do see anything called Church's Texas chicken, right.

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<v Speaker 2>That's not a fun thing. It's got a nice rhythm

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<v Speaker 2>to it. But churches textus chicken. It's not something that

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<v Speaker 2>you're going to say when you're drunk.

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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>It's like a bulldog trying to chew a toffee indeed

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<v Speaker 2>is yeah, church chick.

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<v Speaker 1>And if you do an impression of a bulldog during

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<v Speaker 1>a toffee, why not share that with us? We are

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<v Speaker 1>at the Cood TV on all your social media, and

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<v Speaker 1>that brings us nicely to our story of the week

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<v Speaker 1>while rivers still doing that treasure. Okay, we're talking about

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<v Speaker 1>sex and kinks.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, Okay, I'm in, I'm down.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, cool. We're in this great island nation that we are.

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<v Speaker 1>We're in this island nation that we're in. Do you

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<v Speaker 1>think is the kinkiest place to live? Hebden Bridge, hebden Bridge.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't think that's kinky. I think that's very above

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<v Speaker 1>the cook.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, that's going to be marmalade and lesbians, isn't it

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<v Speaker 2>all right? It's going to be somewhere miserable like Slough okay,

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<v Speaker 2>or Redford, Rotherham something like that. The just somewhere really

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<v Speaker 2>miserable where there's nothing else going on. So okay, that's

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<v Speaker 2>what That's what I'm thinking. They need something to spice

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<v Speaker 2>themselves up a bit.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Well in second place was Croydon.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, that does it. Yeah, let's bang on. Yeah

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<v Speaker 2>that's exactly what.

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<v Speaker 1>Place was Manchester.

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<v Speaker 2>Actually, yeah, I get that because you can't go on

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<v Speaker 2>Grinder without people going, oh, piss on my tips and

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<v Speaker 2>call me fatty or whatever, and I'm like, no, I.

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<v Speaker 1>Just I just want to call you.

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<v Speaker 2>Just wanted a hand. I'll do it myself.

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<v Speaker 1>Never mind that it's easier, it's less, less organizational requirements.

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<v Speaker 2>Get people like, oh, I'm into like fisting and piss

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<v Speaker 2>and scating and blah blah blah blah blah. I'm open minded.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm like, well you'd have to be, wouldn't you. Jesus.

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<v Speaker 1>My favorite question I ever had in gradus pointing you

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<v Speaker 1>box as in box, and I replied back to it, No,

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<v Speaker 1>me human box cardboard. Okay, that's the reason why I'm single.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody, I get it. Yeah, I'm not laughing.

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<v Speaker 1>I said, there's the reason why I'm single. It's clever,

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<v Speaker 1>it's not funny. There's a very clear difference. But yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>all this is in the top five includes Norwich, Wrexham

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<v Speaker 1>and Newcastle.

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<v Speaker 2>Upon time, what are they counting as kinky?

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<v Speaker 1>It's basically asking people what they've searched on their X

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<v Speaker 1>rated searches in a month.

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<v Speaker 2>I keep getting like steps on shags, stepmom type stuff

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<v Speaker 2>all the time, which I'm not into, but it's the

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<v Speaker 2>only thing that gets served to me on those sites.

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<v Speaker 2>I've had to start, you know, just imagining shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Usually my imagination, like I had to in the nineties

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<v Speaker 1>when I found porn.

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<v Speaker 2>God when I was at school. It was enough Troy

422
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<v Speaker 2>Hovey and his hairy legs at PA anyway, Yeah, okay, yeah, yeah.

423
00:21:39.480 --> 00:21:42.200
<v Speaker 1>So some of the things that people most commonly searched

424
00:21:42.240 --> 00:21:46.079
<v Speaker 1>with is like flash flash lights, flash lights, rose toys

425
00:21:46.079 --> 00:21:49.880
<v Speaker 1>and boot plugs. Not going to ask right anal beads,

426
00:21:49.960 --> 00:21:54.319
<v Speaker 1>chastity belts and sex swings. So I'm thinking that's that's

427
00:21:54.359 --> 00:21:58.640
<v Speaker 1>not that that advanced stuff I mean my boot plugs

428
00:21:58.720 --> 00:22:00.279
<v Speaker 1>is a random Tuesday, surely.

429
00:22:00.519 --> 00:22:04.039
<v Speaker 2>And how do you that's what they're looking for in

430
00:22:04.200 --> 00:22:10.279
<v Speaker 2>porn googling porn and googling porn and boot plugs.

431
00:22:10.279 --> 00:22:14.240
<v Speaker 1>An't people using book plugs and slunk what you're doing now,

432
00:22:14.359 --> 00:22:15.279
<v Speaker 1>I'm going shopping.

433
00:22:16.440 --> 00:22:19.079
<v Speaker 2>If you had to choose between Croydon and Manchester, oh.

434
00:22:19.039 --> 00:22:21.279
<v Speaker 1>I choose Manchester. But still you know, if distance is

435
00:22:21.279 --> 00:22:23.519
<v Speaker 1>a problem. But that's all from the Buzz this week.

436
00:22:23.759 --> 00:22:25.960
<v Speaker 2>Thanks for that, Mike. I'm still not going to Croydon,

437
00:22:26.599 --> 00:22:29.119
<v Speaker 2>but don't go anywhere yourself. Stay where you are, even

438
00:22:29.119 --> 00:22:31.240
<v Speaker 2>if you are in Croydon, as we've got a game

439
00:22:31.279 --> 00:22:32.880
<v Speaker 2>coming up in just a second for you to play

440
00:22:32.880 --> 00:22:45.359
<v Speaker 2>along with in our Game of the week, welcome back

441
00:22:45.400 --> 00:22:47.519
<v Speaker 2>to Cheering the Cod with me, River Scott and my

442
00:22:47.559 --> 00:22:50.400
<v Speaker 2>good friend Mike, Benny and Rowe. Now this is the

443
00:22:50.440 --> 00:22:54.200
<v Speaker 2>part of the show where we play USA Kazoo and

444
00:22:54.240 --> 00:22:56.519
<v Speaker 2>this is for the man who really does blow. So

445
00:22:57.400 --> 00:22:59.799
<v Speaker 2>go on shore off your pop.

446
00:23:00.720 --> 00:23:10.359
<v Speaker 1>I'm going I'm going right off day of the week. Okay,

447
00:23:10.640 --> 00:23:13.160
<v Speaker 1>So I'm going to play a tune on the kazoo

448
00:23:13.240 --> 00:23:14.720
<v Speaker 1>and you have to try and work out what it is.

449
00:23:15.240 --> 00:23:19.640
<v Speaker 1>Ok are you ready for the first one? I'm ready

450
00:23:20.000 --> 00:23:26.400
<v Speaker 1>do me okay, all right, first one, we're not doing

451
00:23:26.440 --> 00:23:28.799
<v Speaker 1>that one. Mm hmm.

452
00:23:30.680 --> 00:23:31.839
<v Speaker 2>Mario theme tune.

453
00:23:33.839 --> 00:23:36.400
<v Speaker 1>See that was an easy one. You want to start with.

454
00:23:37.240 --> 00:23:46.039
<v Speaker 2>Next one, Jurassic Park? Okay, illo this game?

455
00:23:46.519 --> 00:23:47.039
<v Speaker 1>Mm hmmm?

456
00:23:54.880 --> 00:24:05.359
<v Speaker 2>What's going that's four? Non blonde? And oh is it not?

457
00:24:06.680 --> 00:24:11.319
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, wake in the bonny and the step outside and

458
00:24:11.559 --> 00:24:13.000
<v Speaker 2>take a good breath. And I got a rod on

459
00:24:15.359 --> 00:24:16.240
<v Speaker 2>what's going on?

460
00:24:16.480 --> 00:24:19.920
<v Speaker 1>No, the name of the song is not in the lyrics.

461
00:24:21.960 --> 00:24:29.279
<v Speaker 2>When I'm waiting for a revolution? No lyrics. No, I'm

462
00:24:29.279 --> 00:24:32.519
<v Speaker 2>not going to get it. We'll be here all what's up?

463
00:24:33.480 --> 00:24:35.119
<v Speaker 2>What's up? Here's you named your song wrong.

464
00:24:35.799 --> 00:24:37.920
<v Speaker 1>Or they named it correctly, you just didn't remember it.

465
00:24:40.599 --> 00:25:00.160
<v Speaker 3>Okay, Next one?

466
00:25:01.400 --> 00:25:11.319
<v Speaker 2>Now something a torture in sweep? Not a clue? Sorry

467
00:25:17.400 --> 00:25:18.960
<v Speaker 2>when you stick your hand right up there?

468
00:25:19.400 --> 00:25:24.799
<v Speaker 1>Yes, that was Texas hold by Beyond Canoes.

469
00:25:24.799 --> 00:25:27.400
<v Speaker 2>It right, Johnny Goods? Well done?

470
00:25:27.480 --> 00:25:31.079
<v Speaker 1>Yeah? Okay, how about this? You probably get this one

471
00:25:31.119 --> 00:25:36.440
<v Speaker 1>because it's Twinkie.

472
00:25:40.000 --> 00:25:44.680
<v Speaker 2>That is that skinny twinkie thing, isn't it? That's rush by.

473
00:25:47.160 --> 00:25:51.319
<v Speaker 1>Troy Yeah, Sevan, I'm not sure what the pronunciation, but yes.

474
00:25:51.880 --> 00:25:53.039
<v Speaker 2>On the end, So it's Troy.

475
00:25:55.480 --> 00:25:55.960
<v Speaker 1>Not Troy.

476
00:25:56.400 --> 00:25:58.839
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, but he's putting it on it, he's spelling it pretentious,

477
00:25:58.839 --> 00:26:11.799
<v Speaker 2>so we don't get to decide how it's pronounced. M hmmm.

478
00:26:24.480 --> 00:26:25.759
<v Speaker 1>No, no, it's from the nineties.

479
00:26:27.000 --> 00:26:29.000
<v Speaker 2>I'm too young. Then that's why.

480
00:26:29.200 --> 00:26:36.400
<v Speaker 1>You're significantly That is still My Sunshine by Len. Oh.

481
00:26:36.480 --> 00:26:38.079
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I used to think they were saying steal my

482
00:26:38.119 --> 00:26:40.319
<v Speaker 2>pencil for some reason, but yeah, no, it did not

483
00:26:40.359 --> 00:26:45.279
<v Speaker 2>clock that at all. Sorry, love pencil. Yeah, steal my pencil, steal.

484
00:26:45.119 --> 00:26:45.839
<v Speaker 1>My red wine.

485
00:26:47.079 --> 00:27:00.880
<v Speaker 4>Okay, next one.

486
00:27:06.680 --> 00:27:09.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm really enjoying watching you, just just watching your face

487
00:27:09.680 --> 00:27:12.559
<v Speaker 2>as you do these. It's it's a delight, absolutely no idea.

488
00:27:13.039 --> 00:27:17.000
<v Speaker 1>People often enjoy my facial expressions when I'm blowing things.

489
00:27:17.039 --> 00:27:24.359
<v Speaker 1>Birth the candles, balloons, shandle bounce off. Lots of puffing

490
00:27:24.400 --> 00:27:27.880
<v Speaker 1>required for there it was it was Chandelier by Sea,

491
00:27:28.599 --> 00:27:31.359
<v Speaker 1>all right, because she wants to sing from the chandelier.

492
00:27:31.400 --> 00:27:33.480
<v Speaker 2>He I probably would have recognized that if I knew

493
00:27:33.480 --> 00:27:33.799
<v Speaker 2>that song.

494
00:27:34.200 --> 00:27:38.279
<v Speaker 1>Possibly maybe Okay, I'll go for something a little bit older.

495
00:27:38.039 --> 00:27:55.440
<v Speaker 2>Then, mm hmmm, one more time or do you want

496
00:27:55.480 --> 00:28:01.039
<v Speaker 2>the chorus? Yeah? Why not treat me? Come on? Oh yeah,

497
00:28:01.279 --> 00:28:06.720
<v Speaker 2>ninety nine Love Ballons, nine and nine Glove Balloons bye,

498
00:28:07.160 --> 00:28:08.559
<v Speaker 2>or if you want ninety nine Red Ballions.

499
00:28:08.559 --> 00:28:11.000
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not nine ninety bus bye.

500
00:28:11.720 --> 00:28:16.400
<v Speaker 2>Uh Nope, that's not who it was, nine and nine

501
00:28:16.440 --> 00:28:17.839
<v Speaker 2>sick Glove. It's a girl's name.

502
00:28:18.079 --> 00:28:19.000
<v Speaker 1>It is a girl's name.

503
00:28:20.599 --> 00:28:26.559
<v Speaker 2>It's not a girl's name. Lisa Stacey, Joan Andrea. No,

504
00:28:26.759 --> 00:28:27.640
<v Speaker 2>I'm not gonna get it, all.

505
00:28:27.559 --> 00:28:29.519
<v Speaker 1>Right, lou Begay.

506
00:28:33.759 --> 00:28:34.400
<v Speaker 2>What was her name?

507
00:28:34.559 --> 00:28:34.880
<v Speaker 1>Nina?

508
00:28:35.440 --> 00:28:37.039
<v Speaker 2>Oh yeah, I was never gonna get that.

509
00:28:38.680 --> 00:28:40.119
<v Speaker 1>I think the only song that started that song?

510
00:28:42.839 --> 00:28:47.279
<v Speaker 2>Okay, okay, like like that's that just sounds like a

511
00:28:47.279 --> 00:28:51.079
<v Speaker 2>German ambulance. But sorry, carry on. How come yours has

512
00:28:51.119 --> 00:28:52.319
<v Speaker 2>got two holes in it? I thought they were only

513
00:28:52.319 --> 00:28:53.200
<v Speaker 2>supposed to have one.

514
00:28:53.599 --> 00:28:55.519
<v Speaker 1>It's a professional double ended kazoo.

515
00:28:57.079 --> 00:29:12.880
<v Speaker 2>Wow, that will be mm hmmm. That just sounds like

516
00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:15.359
<v Speaker 2>someone's talking into a crap microphone. Idea.

517
00:29:15.519 --> 00:29:17.839
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, it's another German song.

518
00:29:17.960 --> 00:29:20.799
<v Speaker 2>Oh good, I'm not I'm not really up. Is it

519
00:29:20.839 --> 00:29:21.440
<v Speaker 2>craft work?

520
00:29:21.720 --> 00:29:22.759
<v Speaker 1>No, it's not craft work?

521
00:29:24.759 --> 00:29:25.480
<v Speaker 2>Then I'm lost.

522
00:29:25.920 --> 00:29:31.000
<v Speaker 1>It's Barbara's Rue Barbara Barbara bah right, okay? By Bodle

523
00:29:31.279 --> 00:29:32.880
<v Speaker 1>Tacky and Marty Fisher.

524
00:29:33.319 --> 00:29:36.880
<v Speaker 2>I do know, I know, I know of Barbara's bar

525
00:29:37.000 --> 00:29:40.119
<v Speaker 2>Barber Barbara's. But I didn't know there was a song

526
00:29:40.160 --> 00:29:42.240
<v Speaker 2>about it. I just know the little animation a thing,

527
00:29:42.279 --> 00:29:43.039
<v Speaker 2>which is pretty fun.

528
00:29:43.119 --> 00:29:44.640
<v Speaker 1>That's where I came from anyway.

529
00:29:45.440 --> 00:29:46.000
<v Speaker 5>So is that one?

530
00:29:46.880 --> 00:29:51.319
<v Speaker 2>Right? O? Well halfway through this set? Now cool we are?

531
00:29:51.960 --> 00:29:54.400
<v Speaker 1>And you've got very excited very early on.

532
00:29:55.519 --> 00:29:58.400
<v Speaker 2>Because I did well for the first two peaked, peaked.

533
00:29:58.880 --> 00:30:01.920
<v Speaker 1>Okay, let's see if we can find some music that's

534
00:30:01.960 --> 00:30:33.039
<v Speaker 1>more pure, shall we say? Ali no is the chorus?

535
00:30:33.400 --> 00:30:33.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

536
00:30:33.759 --> 00:30:33.920
<v Speaker 1>Go on?

537
00:30:37.799 --> 00:30:41.599
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Gives us sisters, I can't decide.

538
00:30:41.440 --> 00:30:43.920
<v Speaker 1>Correct well done. Yeah, And the reason why I stopped

539
00:30:43.920 --> 00:30:45.519
<v Speaker 1>it is literally about to get up to the chorus

540
00:30:45.519 --> 00:30:46.160
<v Speaker 1>when I stopped.

541
00:30:47.680 --> 00:30:49.519
<v Speaker 2>Yeah. I like that one because there's a line in

542
00:30:49.559 --> 00:30:54.880
<v Speaker 2>it that's like, it's a bit convincing people to like you. Yeah,

543
00:30:55.119 --> 00:30:56.039
<v Speaker 2>and we go. We know.

544
00:30:56.599 --> 00:30:59.759
<v Speaker 1>My favorite one is I could throw you in the

545
00:31:00.079 --> 00:31:03.519
<v Speaker 1>in the lake or Fiji poison. Birthday cake. It's a

546
00:31:03.559 --> 00:31:04.079
<v Speaker 1>good choice.

547
00:31:04.200 --> 00:31:06.880
<v Speaker 2>Yeah, good, I'd rather have the cake. If you're going

548
00:31:06.920 --> 00:31:09.640
<v Speaker 2>to kill me, I'd rather die doing what I loved,

549
00:31:09.720 --> 00:31:11.799
<v Speaker 2>which is eating far too much birthday cake.

550
00:31:12.519 --> 00:31:15.400
<v Speaker 1>Is it specific birthday cake or any cake?

551
00:31:15.440 --> 00:31:18.359
<v Speaker 2>Okay, any cake, You'll do any Yeah, it's a song

552
00:31:18.400 --> 00:31:19.440
<v Speaker 2>from Joseph grind.

553
00:31:27.759 --> 00:31:27.960
<v Speaker 4>Yeah.

554
00:31:28.079 --> 00:31:33.119
<v Speaker 2>Wait, hang on, something about a birthday is it? No,

555
00:31:33.319 --> 00:31:37.039
<v Speaker 2>it's no holiday, Yeah, it's it would be some on night. Yeah,

556
00:31:37.079 --> 00:31:40.680
<v Speaker 2>that's Majona. Majonna Ja tis.

557
00:31:40.720 --> 00:31:45.720
<v Speaker 1>Mad Jena is a mad Madonna. Mide had a baby Madjona.

558
00:31:50.599 --> 00:31:51.599
<v Speaker 2>Somewhere over the rainbow.

559
00:31:52.200 --> 00:31:57.200
<v Speaker 1>Lie. Uh oh, no, pressure, but you get this wrong,

560
00:31:57.279 --> 00:31:59.680
<v Speaker 1>and you've been kicked out of all union memberships.

561
00:32:02.359 --> 00:32:03.640
<v Speaker 2>It's what's the name?

562
00:32:03.680 --> 00:32:03.880
<v Speaker 1>Is it?

563
00:32:04.240 --> 00:32:07.759
<v Speaker 2>Yeah? Yeah, I'm having a drink and then I'll tell

564
00:32:07.799 --> 00:32:13.039
<v Speaker 2>you if you know at home, write in and tell us.

565
00:32:14.720 --> 00:32:17.640
<v Speaker 1>In three or four weeks, by the Romel's got the posters,

566
00:32:17.839 --> 00:32:19.240
<v Speaker 1>we will still be guessing.

567
00:32:19.359 --> 00:32:25.680
<v Speaker 2>The post bless yous, anyone still send letters? I was

568
00:32:25.680 --> 00:32:27.079
<v Speaker 2>said Julie Garland, But that's not right either.

569
00:32:27.200 --> 00:32:29.839
<v Speaker 1>Who was it? Go on? Then, Julie Garland.

570
00:32:31.279 --> 00:32:33.119
<v Speaker 2>Just names names of old ladies.

571
00:32:34.079 --> 00:32:36.200
<v Speaker 1>You said, Julie Garden, but that's not right, and it

572
00:32:36.400 --> 00:32:38.920
<v Speaker 1>was was it? Yes, Julie?

573
00:32:39.960 --> 00:32:43.480
<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think I was thinking of the dude who

574
00:32:43.519 --> 00:32:45.759
<v Speaker 2>did it first with the banjul That's enough.

575
00:32:45.799 --> 00:32:47.559
<v Speaker 1>Now coming up after the short break, we'll get all

576
00:32:47.559 --> 00:32:50.039
<v Speaker 1>craft and crafty queens. Julie garl.

577
00:33:00.319 --> 00:33:03.039
<v Speaker 2>Welcome back. You're still watching Chewing the Cud with me,

578
00:33:03.279 --> 00:33:05.720
<v Speaker 2>River Scott and my good friend Mike, Benny and Rowe.

579
00:33:05.960 --> 00:33:09.440
<v Speaker 2>And now we're getting glue gunhappy with crafty queens.

580
00:33:18.559 --> 00:33:21.720
<v Speaker 1>Well, we're not using a glue gun after the incidents

581
00:33:21.759 --> 00:33:24.640
<v Speaker 1>of last time. You're on in the super glue that's.

582
00:33:24.480 --> 00:33:29.119
<v Speaker 2>Come off now. Ah, But it was that I only

583
00:33:29.160 --> 00:33:31.319
<v Speaker 2>had paper glue to my hands for like two weeks

584
00:33:31.559 --> 00:33:33.839
<v Speaker 2>and I got all my fingers back like then separated

585
00:33:33.839 --> 00:33:35.319
<v Speaker 2>again after a month or so. That was fine.

586
00:33:36.880 --> 00:33:38.799
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, So we're not going to trust you with hot glue,

587
00:33:39.359 --> 00:33:41.319
<v Speaker 1>all right, fair enough, we have going to, for some

588
00:33:41.440 --> 00:33:46.000
<v Speaker 1>reason trust you with a pointy thing. What we're going

589
00:33:46.000 --> 00:33:47.480
<v Speaker 1>to make is we're going to be a lovely way

590
00:33:47.599 --> 00:33:53.559
<v Speaker 1>of casting shadows with candles. Okay, okay, so you think

591
00:33:53.640 --> 00:33:57.759
<v Speaker 1>like paper lanterns kind of thing. Okay, really simple to do.

592
00:33:58.000 --> 00:34:02.079
<v Speaker 1>You have it in front of you cup, Yes see

593
00:34:02.160 --> 00:34:06.680
<v Speaker 1>you pe can, I see you pee? And what we're

594
00:34:06.680 --> 00:34:08.360
<v Speaker 1>going to do is you're going to put a design

595
00:34:08.400 --> 00:34:09.119
<v Speaker 1>on on your cup.

596
00:34:09.599 --> 00:34:10.119
<v Speaker 2>You're gonna do what?

597
00:34:10.440 --> 00:34:11.760
<v Speaker 1>Put a design on your cup?

598
00:34:11.960 --> 00:34:12.239
<v Speaker 2>Okay?

599
00:34:12.519 --> 00:34:16.360
<v Speaker 1>Okay with lots of little holes, right, Okay, what's gonna

600
00:34:16.360 --> 00:34:17.679
<v Speaker 1>happen is that we're going to drop a candle and

601
00:34:17.800 --> 00:34:20.079
<v Speaker 1>light it and then the light is going to shine

602
00:34:20.159 --> 00:34:20.719
<v Speaker 1>through the cup.

603
00:34:21.239 --> 00:34:25.280
<v Speaker 2>And okay, why not?

604
00:34:26.280 --> 00:34:29.559
<v Speaker 1>So yeah, crack on, pop yourself a design on, right,

605
00:34:30.280 --> 00:34:31.199
<v Speaker 1>So you're just going to push and.

606
00:34:31.199 --> 00:34:34.360
<v Speaker 2>It's and it's normal, way up, cup doing it upside

607
00:34:34.360 --> 00:34:38.719
<v Speaker 2>down because that would just be that would be that

608
00:34:38.719 --> 00:34:39.039
<v Speaker 2>would be.

609
00:34:39.159 --> 00:34:43.360
<v Speaker 1>That would be, that would be a hot flame with

610
00:34:43.639 --> 00:34:44.679
<v Speaker 1>with paper on top.

611
00:34:45.159 --> 00:34:47.760
<v Speaker 2>That's all right, fair enough, they would have a flame,

612
00:34:48.119 --> 00:34:51.679
<v Speaker 2>am I doing? Oh goodness?

613
00:34:51.840 --> 00:34:57.920
<v Speaker 1>Just poke holes through? What kind of pattern you're.

614
00:34:57.760 --> 00:35:03.159
<v Speaker 2>Going for the same one as usual for a knob?

615
00:35:03.880 --> 00:35:04.840
<v Speaker 1>Oh? Okay?

616
00:35:06.920 --> 00:35:10.920
<v Speaker 2>Oh h is that not? Really? It might be a

617
00:35:10.960 --> 00:35:13.199
<v Speaker 2>slightly odd shaped knob because this is hard going.

618
00:35:13.760 --> 00:35:18.280
<v Speaker 1>Well, every penis is beautiful in its own way.

619
00:35:18.840 --> 00:35:21.159
<v Speaker 2>I disagree it's in its own way.

620
00:35:21.199 --> 00:35:22.039
<v Speaker 1>Don't want to eat it.

621
00:35:22.679 --> 00:35:25.360
<v Speaker 2>I've seen some really ugly ones. Right, My cup's given up.

622
00:35:25.800 --> 00:35:27.480
<v Speaker 1>The cup's giving up? How did your cup give up?

623
00:35:27.480 --> 00:35:30.199
<v Speaker 2>It's just not it's not got what it takes to

624
00:35:30.360 --> 00:35:32.599
<v Speaker 2>cut this place, workplace environment.

625
00:35:32.719 --> 00:35:34.800
<v Speaker 1>Look, you're not't watching hard hat looks. So you watch.

626
00:35:36.440 --> 00:35:40.800
<v Speaker 1>You've got a cup, you put you get your fingers right, okay,

627
00:35:41.119 --> 00:35:44.559
<v Speaker 1>and you put your fingers inside the cup right side

628
00:35:44.599 --> 00:35:47.320
<v Speaker 1>your fingers in, okay, And when you do that, the

629
00:35:47.480 --> 00:35:49.199
<v Speaker 1>space of your fingers, that's where you're going to be

630
00:35:49.280 --> 00:35:50.840
<v Speaker 1>poking the whole, not on the finger.

631
00:35:51.079 --> 00:35:52.000
<v Speaker 2>This ends in place.

632
00:35:52.639 --> 00:35:54.880
<v Speaker 1>Well, don't poke it into your finger, post it into

633
00:35:54.960 --> 00:35:58.800
<v Speaker 1>the space you slide your hand in with the fingers open.

634
00:35:58.960 --> 00:36:01.280
<v Speaker 2>Could you please dial two of the three nines now?

635
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<v Speaker 2>Just to save time quick?

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<v Speaker 1>Can someone tell me the number for nine nine nine.

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<v Speaker 2>It's not helping, is it not?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? You can't leave you a lot with everything, can we?

639
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<v Speaker 2>You sound just like my parole officer.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think is that. I don't care where you

641
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<v Speaker 1>were at seven o'clock last night. I entered the noise

642
00:36:29.840 --> 00:36:33.679
<v Speaker 1>it makes us you pierce it so slightly.

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<v Speaker 5>Violence, the violence happening, I feel like I'm.

644
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<v Speaker 2>Definitely pissed back. Whang out what happened? There a record

645
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<v Speaker 2>when happen.

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<v Speaker 1>So just make sure you have to stab yourself. You're

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<v Speaker 1>where where your fingers are when you're doing things? How

648
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<v Speaker 1>are you not? This is where you go for twinks,

649
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<v Speaker 1>isn't it.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just I'm just happy to be involved. I don't

651
00:37:11.960 --> 00:37:15.199
<v Speaker 2>go for twinks. They just the easiest to pick off

652
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<v Speaker 2>from the herd destract.

653
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<v Speaker 1>Like a Randy Cheeter.

654
00:37:22.719 --> 00:37:24.679
<v Speaker 2>I school with someone called Randy Cheet.

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<v Speaker 1>Really no, that's a shame. I wanted to google them.

656
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<v Speaker 2>Oh mean, spiky things not pointy anymore. I mean it

657
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<v Speaker 2>happens to all as we get older. But I thought

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<v Speaker 2>I was at least going to get me cup done.

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<v Speaker 4>Aw h.

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<v Speaker 1>M hmm. It's hard to penetrate at some points. Let's

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<v Speaker 1>not and say we did, right, I'm almost done?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, me too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, there we go.

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<v Speaker 2>That will do. Okay, your design, my cup knackered.

665
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<v Speaker 1>But yeah, okay, I've got for a slightly different motive.

666
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<v Speaker 1>I've got for a bunch of hills.

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00:38:25.119 --> 00:38:26.039
<v Speaker 2>Looks like a nob to me.

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<v Speaker 1>I do that so you and he's old in a cup? Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>so yeah, and then you could do it all the

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<v Speaker 1>way out, all the way around if you so wished.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't do you know? No, no, thank you, no,

672
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<v Speaker 2>not even a little bit, no thank you?

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<v Speaker 1>Are you sure?

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah?

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00:38:44.280 --> 00:38:44.719
<v Speaker 2>Quite sure?

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<v Speaker 1>Okay? Okay, fine, Well remember if you can't get any peen,

677
00:38:47.960 --> 00:38:51.079
<v Speaker 1>any regime or anything between, you can be a crafty queen.

678
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<v Speaker 2>Yah.

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00:39:01.599 --> 00:39:02.320
<v Speaker 1>Let's see your finger.

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<v Speaker 2>Then that's not damaged. No, no, no, that wasn't the

681
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<v Speaker 2>one I hurt.

682
00:39:07.039 --> 00:39:10.639
<v Speaker 1>Okay, that's the one you hurt. If you can't work

683
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<v Speaker 1>out which one it is you hurt, it didn't hurt, right,

684
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<v Speaker 1>So I'll give you a candle. Yes, So we're going

685
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<v Speaker 1>to pop our candle into a holder. Okay, they go,

686
00:39:21.679 --> 00:39:24.840
<v Speaker 1>delicately done, and then set the candle on flame.

687
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<v Speaker 2>Set the candle on flame.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because setting it on fire. This sounds wrong.

689
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<v Speaker 2>Not the cup trying not to it's not.

690
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<v Speaker 1>It's not.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm gonna this is gonna third degree. But there we go.

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<v Speaker 1>What I can't trust you with anything? Come if we

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<v Speaker 1>bring down the lights?

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, no, no, everybody?

695
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<v Speaker 1>That pretty pretty? Oh to do it? I thought that

696
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<v Speaker 1>was that thing that's lovely. So imagine sat out on it.

697
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<v Speaker 1>What give it to me? Give it to me. It's

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<v Speaker 1>hot on the end that you gave me.

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<v Speaker 2>That was kind of right.

700
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<v Speaker 1>So somebody's out on your balcony or your patio or

701
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<v Speaker 1>gazebo whatever in the summer's evening, and you could have

702
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<v Speaker 1>a little flamey thing that's very nice.

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<v Speaker 2>And presumably if you've got one cup, you've got several,

704
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<v Speaker 2>so you can have a drink and another one just.

705
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<v Speaker 1>Straight straight from the bottle.

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<v Speaker 2>That's true.

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<v Speaker 1>I have seen you do that before, so you don't

708
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<v Speaker 1>just set fire to stuff.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't.

710
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<v Speaker 1>But you also do something podcasting, right, Yes, yes, yes,

711
00:40:52.239 --> 00:40:53.599
<v Speaker 1>there was a tenuous.

712
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<v Speaker 2>That was a link to things. Yes, I do a podcast.

713
00:40:57.119 --> 00:40:59.519
<v Speaker 2>It's all about knobs and sex and ship like that.

714
00:41:00.119 --> 00:41:02.880
<v Speaker 2>Think of it a bit like Sex and the City

715
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<v Speaker 2>if Carrie Bradshaw was queer and good at her job, okay,

716
00:41:07.239 --> 00:41:09.320
<v Speaker 2>and liked knob jokes. There's a lot of knob jokes

717
00:41:09.360 --> 00:41:15.119
<v Speaker 2>in there. It's basically well, it's called probably true stories

718
00:41:15.159 --> 00:41:19.119
<v Speaker 2>of queer life and even queer sex, okay. Yeah, And

719
00:41:19.159 --> 00:41:21.360
<v Speaker 2>it's me telling nob jokes and little silly stories and

720
00:41:21.440 --> 00:41:24.840
<v Speaker 2>trying to find some wisdom in the disappointing sex that

721
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<v Speaker 2>I've been having for the last years.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, many years, many many, many, many many years.

723
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<v Speaker 2>And it's very fun. It's been going on for a

724
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<v Speaker 2>long time. You learn a lot about me very quickly.

725
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<v Speaker 2>So if you want to know some kind of filth,

726
00:41:39.880 --> 00:41:43.000
<v Speaker 2>then you can go and do that and uh yeah,

727
00:41:43.119 --> 00:41:45.400
<v Speaker 2>where do we find it on the internet.

728
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<v Speaker 1>Where it's specific on the internet, or just and shout

729
00:41:49.360 --> 00:41:49.559
<v Speaker 1>at it.

730
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<v Speaker 2>But if you want to just listen to my dolset

731
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<v Speaker 2>tones then all the usual places, Apple, Spotify, all that malarchy.

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<v Speaker 2>If you'd like to see my handsome face, well, I'm

733
00:41:58.400 --> 00:41:59.760
<v Speaker 2>telling you nob jokes. Then you can find it on

734
00:41:59.800 --> 00:42:03.159
<v Speaker 2>you Tube, but yeah, probably true. Podcast is what you

735
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<v Speaker 2>search in all those places, and the logo is a

736
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<v Speaker 2>kind of pink triangle thing, little pink triangle chust. We're gay,

737
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<v Speaker 2>and I have guests on who tell their stories and

738
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<v Speaker 2>ship too, so it's not just me, mostly me, but

739
00:42:16.320 --> 00:42:18.800
<v Speaker 2>there are some guests good fun. Yeah, maybe I'll have

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<v Speaker 2>you on one day if you've got a story to tell.

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<v Speaker 1>I don't have sex virgin, only ridiculous your face or

742
00:42:26.519 --> 00:42:27.519
<v Speaker 1>your personality too.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, it's definitely a combination of all.

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00:42:28.920 --> 00:42:32.119
<v Speaker 1>Right, then more underneath all this as well as car crush.

745
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<v Speaker 1>Really yeah, sad, sad, but true. You're a brave soldier.

746
00:42:38.400 --> 00:42:40.400
<v Speaker 2>But yes, my podcast is available on all the places.

747
00:42:40.440 --> 00:42:42.559
<v Speaker 2>You can listen to me telling silly sexy stories if

748
00:42:42.599 --> 00:42:46.119
<v Speaker 2>you like. And I'm also on the socials. Just search

749
00:42:46.280 --> 00:42:50.679
<v Speaker 2>for River Scott on instamgram and Blue Sky is the

750
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<v Speaker 2>one I use now.

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00:42:51.559 --> 00:42:53.679
<v Speaker 1>Yeah, because are you not on Twitter anymore? No, because

752
00:42:54.119 --> 00:42:56.639
<v Speaker 1>it's gone a bit right wingy, just a.

753
00:42:56.679 --> 00:42:59.519
<v Speaker 2>Bit like there was a bit noughty. Yeah, so I

754
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<v Speaker 2>am on if you want to come find me and

755
00:43:01.280 --> 00:43:05.400
<v Speaker 2>say hi, do that would be nice. I am generally

756
00:43:05.480 --> 00:43:06.920
<v Speaker 2>quite bored, so it's nice.

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<v Speaker 1>Well that's almost the end of the show for now

758
00:43:11.519 --> 00:43:13.440
<v Speaker 1>on screen. Now you can see how contact details it

759
00:43:13.519 --> 00:43:15.679
<v Speaker 1>is at the cod TV on social media, and if

760
00:43:15.679 --> 00:43:17.440
<v Speaker 1>you want to catch up with previous episodes, you can

761
00:43:17.559 --> 00:43:20.199
<v Speaker 1>binge us on YouTube. Just look for Chewing the Cutter.

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<v Speaker 2>Thank you for watching, and we will see you next week.

763
00:43:24.480 --> 00:43:26.360
<v Speaker 2>Well you will see me next week, but see someone

764
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<v Speaker 2>next someone.

765
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<v Speaker 1>Don't be as handsome as you are

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<v Speaker 2>Probably yeah, more technically adapt Bye.