1 00:00:05,320 --> 00:00:08,439 Speaker 1: Good Morning from Hell. It's me Clayton, younger brother of 2 00:00:08,439 --> 00:00:11,400 Satan and the Number one podcast are in Hell on 3 00:00:11,519 --> 00:00:14,199 this the show, good Morning from Hell, and enjoining me 4 00:00:14,240 --> 00:00:18,079 as always with a big, dumb, fucking smile wiped across 5 00:00:18,120 --> 00:00:18,559 his face. 6 00:00:18,719 --> 00:00:19,879 Speaker 2: What the fuck you smile about? 7 00:00:19,879 --> 00:00:25,079 Speaker 1: Gets Krista Marris, Hi, Chris, and I am dead and 8 00:00:25,239 --> 00:00:27,879 my eternal punishment is to do this podcast. 9 00:00:28,120 --> 00:00:30,600 Speaker 2: Who we interview everyone in Hell? 10 00:00:31,519 --> 00:00:34,759 Speaker 1: Why are you so chipper? This is obnoxious. I gotta 11 00:00:34,799 --> 00:00:36,719 slap that grin off your face. You look way too 12 00:00:36,799 --> 00:00:40,280 happy for someone who's living in hell. How it's still on, 13 00:00:40,840 --> 00:00:43,840 still grinned. Yeah, I know what has gotten into you? 14 00:00:43,840 --> 00:00:45,640 You just I want to say that there's a pep 15 00:00:45,679 --> 00:00:47,560 in your step, but I kind of cut your ankles 16 00:00:47,560 --> 00:00:49,679 off earlier today, so you're kind of like, you know, 17 00:00:49,799 --> 00:00:52,039 dragging around a little bit. But yeah, no, you're just 18 00:00:52,079 --> 00:00:56,479 you seem thrilled. Yeah, my limp has a jig to it. 19 00:00:56,600 --> 00:00:59,359 I'll say that, what you know, when I'm limping around, 20 00:00:59,799 --> 00:01:02,439 I know what you're going for. But it just okay, 21 00:01:02,520 --> 00:01:05,560 big smiles. What's happening, Chris? Please I fill the in 22 00:01:05,680 --> 00:01:08,599 fill in the audience. Well, I met someone, Oh, great, 23 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:11,959 not this again. I met someone, okay, all right. The 24 00:01:12,000 --> 00:01:14,879 way that you're pointing your index fingers together and then 25 00:01:14,920 --> 00:01:17,680 you're kind of like you're like looking at me bashfully 26 00:01:18,040 --> 00:01:21,640 and like curling and non existent pigtail says a lot 27 00:01:21,680 --> 00:01:22,120 about this. 28 00:01:22,920 --> 00:01:25,040 Speaker 2: Tell me more. I'm so I'm so curious. 29 00:01:25,159 --> 00:01:27,480 Speaker 3: I don't I don't want to, you know, jinx things 30 00:01:27,840 --> 00:01:31,519 or curse on. But well, I was out running errands, 31 00:01:31,760 --> 00:01:35,959 uh huh, and I stopped by the Harmers market picking 32 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:39,799 up some locally made torture devices of course. 33 00:01:39,879 --> 00:01:45,120 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, some unethically sourced food poison op. Yes, yes, exactly. Yeah. 34 00:01:45,120 --> 00:01:47,680 Speaker 3: And I met someone who had a little stand and 35 00:01:47,879 --> 00:01:51,480 we're chatting and just like hit it off. You know 36 00:01:51,519 --> 00:01:53,840 when there's like chemistry, you know when there's chemistry. You 37 00:01:53,879 --> 00:01:56,000 know there's chemistry, right, you know what I'm talking about, 38 00:01:56,000 --> 00:01:57,000 when there's. 39 00:01:56,400 --> 00:01:58,000 Speaker 2: Ms swinking at me. Oh my god. 40 00:01:58,079 --> 00:02:01,400 Speaker 3: Okay, And then we're talking and she said that she 41 00:02:01,480 --> 00:02:05,519 thought I was cute and wanted to meet up later. So, yeah, 42 00:02:05,599 --> 00:02:06,879 I've got a date. 43 00:02:07,480 --> 00:02:09,560 Speaker 2: Oh what are you thinking? What do you have in 44 00:02:09,599 --> 00:02:11,680 mind for this date? That would be presumptuous? 45 00:02:11,680 --> 00:02:14,319 Speaker 1: So I figured we might catch a flick oh oh, like, 46 00:02:14,360 --> 00:02:15,759 what's Emoji movie? 47 00:02:15,800 --> 00:02:18,439 Speaker 2: Maybe Moji Movie eighteen? Is that the one that's out 48 00:02:18,520 --> 00:02:19,319 right now? No? 49 00:02:19,319 --> 00:02:22,039 Speaker 3: No, just that you know that giant device that just 50 00:02:22,120 --> 00:02:23,599 like flings you into the air. 51 00:02:24,039 --> 00:02:26,319 Speaker 2: Oh oh a flick. God, you're talking about a movie. 52 00:02:26,319 --> 00:02:29,919 You're talking about the actual like flick. Yeah, the flicker. Yeah. 53 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:32,159 Speaker 3: Yeah, it's kind of like an amusement, right, you know, 54 00:02:32,199 --> 00:02:33,400 do you get excitement? Right? 55 00:02:33,439 --> 00:02:36,639 Speaker 2: It's scary, right yeah yeah, roller coaster right. 56 00:02:36,520 --> 00:02:38,400 Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean they have all sorts of fun, like 57 00:02:38,560 --> 00:02:42,000 quote unquote rides at the Unfair yeah, listeners at home. 58 00:02:42,000 --> 00:02:44,240 Speaker 2: That's the hell version of affair. It's the unfair. 59 00:02:44,599 --> 00:02:47,479 Speaker 1: We lost creativity on that one. But moving them right along. 60 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:49,960 What else are you thinking about doing, you know, on 61 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:50,360 your date? 62 00:02:50,439 --> 00:02:53,960 Speaker 3: Yeah, well, I mean obviously do some little games and 63 00:02:54,000 --> 00:02:56,960 then I don't know, we'll see. Maybe we'll go back 64 00:02:57,080 --> 00:03:00,360 to her place or my place and eat, yeah, get 65 00:03:00,360 --> 00:03:00,759 some food. 66 00:03:00,840 --> 00:03:02,479 Speaker 1: When you're at the carnival, you can go to the 67 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:05,439 dunk tank, which is it's actually just a tank. 68 00:03:05,680 --> 00:03:08,520 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, you just get fired on. Yeah. 69 00:03:08,560 --> 00:03:11,479 Speaker 3: I'm pretty good at bobbing for apples, you know, I 70 00:03:11,719 --> 00:03:13,840 always find the one with the razor. 71 00:03:13,560 --> 00:03:14,080 Speaker 2: Blade in it. 72 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:16,319 Speaker 1: No, no, those are fun. And then there's also like 73 00:03:16,360 --> 00:03:17,919 you could take her to the ring toss. 74 00:03:18,039 --> 00:03:20,280 Speaker 3: It's just tough because you know, you have to go 75 00:03:20,680 --> 00:03:25,240 all the way across, how climb mount doom and then 76 00:03:25,319 --> 00:03:26,680 try and get the ring into the. 77 00:03:27,000 --> 00:03:29,680 Speaker 2: You know, yeah, it's just tough. If they make it 78 00:03:29,719 --> 00:03:30,400 really hard to. 79 00:03:30,360 --> 00:03:32,800 Speaker 3: Win that one, it's like, yeah, yeah, they kind of 80 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:34,000 stack the odds against you. 81 00:03:34,080 --> 00:03:35,840 Speaker 1: Well, I mean that sounds like a lot of fun. 82 00:03:35,840 --> 00:03:37,240 And I'm super excited for you to go to the 83 00:03:37,360 --> 00:03:40,000 Unfair with your your new date. But I have a proposal. 84 00:03:40,120 --> 00:03:41,960 Speaker 2: Oh you're getting married? Shut up. 85 00:03:42,159 --> 00:03:45,199 Speaker 1: No, Since I'm kind of like your father figure, huh, 86 00:03:45,199 --> 00:03:47,479 and I need to vet the kind of people that 87 00:03:47,520 --> 00:03:48,000 you date. 88 00:03:48,360 --> 00:03:50,199 Speaker 2: I think we should just bring her onto the show. 89 00:03:50,719 --> 00:03:52,319 Speaker 1: I can meet her, you can get to know her 90 00:03:52,319 --> 00:03:54,159 a little bit better, and then I can determine whether 91 00:03:54,240 --> 00:03:56,159 or not you guys are fit to go to the unfair. 92 00:03:56,240 --> 00:03:58,879 Speaker 2: How does that sound, Chris doesn't sound fair? Well? Great, 93 00:03:58,960 --> 00:03:59,520 that's perfect. 94 00:03:59,560 --> 00:04:01,719 Speaker 1: I mean we're hell So that's great. Did you get 95 00:04:01,800 --> 00:04:02,560 their phone number? 96 00:04:02,599 --> 00:04:05,159 Speaker 2: Like? How do you contact this mystery woman? What I 97 00:04:05,199 --> 00:04:07,759 do is do you have any innocent animals? 98 00:04:07,879 --> 00:04:09,639 Speaker 1: Oh? Yeah, I've got a whole box of them. Okay, 99 00:04:09,759 --> 00:04:11,319 I was saving those up for something. But what do 100 00:04:11,360 --> 00:04:14,000 you mean I just have to sacrifice a couple of them? 101 00:04:14,240 --> 00:04:15,719 Oh yeah, interesting? 102 00:04:15,800 --> 00:04:18,800 Speaker 2: All right, So how's this squirrel? Squirrel's fine, I got plenty. 103 00:04:18,800 --> 00:04:21,600 I'm gonna liquid on squirrels. Cool. Well, I need their liquid. 104 00:04:21,639 --> 00:04:22,759 So now there you go. 105 00:04:22,839 --> 00:04:25,480 Speaker 3: And now I spread the blood out, and then I 106 00:04:25,519 --> 00:04:28,279 look into it, and then I chant, there's no place 107 00:04:28,399 --> 00:04:28,839 like hell. 108 00:04:29,240 --> 00:04:34,319 Speaker 2: There's no place like hell. There's no place like Hell. Oh. 109 00:04:34,399 --> 00:04:36,759 I hear a knock at the door. That might be her. Hey, 110 00:04:36,759 --> 00:04:37,160 come on. 111 00:04:37,199 --> 00:04:44,879 Speaker 4: In, Oh hello, Hi, Hey, this is my roommate, Clayton. 112 00:04:45,319 --> 00:04:47,240 Speaker 1: No, no, I'm not his roommate. I actually kind of 113 00:04:47,279 --> 00:04:49,199 own him. He's like more of a pet to me. 114 00:04:49,319 --> 00:04:51,439 But hello, my name is Clayton. What's your name? 115 00:04:51,600 --> 00:04:55,319 Speaker 4: Oh, I will hello. I am the wicked witch of 116 00:04:55,360 --> 00:04:58,800 them in West. He was not expecting two people to 117 00:04:58,839 --> 00:05:02,000 be here today. But yeah, this will work, This will 118 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:02,480 be okay. 119 00:05:02,639 --> 00:05:04,600 Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean I'm not part of the date. This 120 00:05:04,680 --> 00:05:05,920 is not a thropple. 121 00:05:06,079 --> 00:05:08,839 Speaker 1: If you will, I'm not interested, but you know, thank 122 00:05:08,879 --> 00:05:11,959 you for I mean, you're a green skin, T'm red skinned. 123 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,519 Speaker 2: It would work out. It would be fun during Christmases. 124 00:05:14,560 --> 00:05:15,560 But no, no, no, Chris Is. 125 00:05:15,879 --> 00:05:18,079 Speaker 1: I'm just here to make sure that you're good for Chris, 126 00:05:18,360 --> 00:05:20,319 my precious, precious Chris. 127 00:05:20,240 --> 00:05:23,639 Speaker 4: Right, good for Chris. Yeah, I think Chris is good 128 00:05:23,680 --> 00:05:23,959 for me. 129 00:05:24,519 --> 00:05:24,879 Speaker 2: Yeah. 130 00:05:24,920 --> 00:05:27,439 Speaker 1: Oh, I mean he's okay for some things. But you know, 131 00:05:27,600 --> 00:05:29,879 just kind of depends on what you wanted to well use. 132 00:05:29,800 --> 00:05:31,680 Speaker 4: Him for, you know, I mean, he could use some 133 00:05:31,759 --> 00:05:33,480 meat on his bones, let's be honest. 134 00:05:33,639 --> 00:05:35,560 Speaker 2: Well, I mean that's kind of intentional. I don't feed 135 00:05:35,639 --> 00:05:36,319 him all that much. 136 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:38,839 Speaker 1: That's why he's currently squirreling away that squirrel that he 137 00:05:38,920 --> 00:05:39,600 just sacrificed. 138 00:05:39,639 --> 00:05:42,399 Speaker 2: He's gonna eat that later. I'm a hoarder, just like 139 00:05:42,439 --> 00:05:43,519 the squirrel was. Ah. 140 00:05:43,920 --> 00:05:47,079 Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris Is, he's a goofball. He's he's a goofball. 141 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:50,639 So you said you're the Wicked Witch of the Midwest. 142 00:05:50,879 --> 00:05:53,240 Speaker 4: Yeah, not to be mistaken with the Wicked Witch of 143 00:05:53,279 --> 00:05:55,439 the West. I know she's a little bit more famous 144 00:05:55,480 --> 00:05:57,879 than me, but we're like, you know, we're pals. I 145 00:05:57,920 --> 00:05:59,959 got her on speed dial, but she's a little busy 146 00:06:00,120 --> 00:06:00,399 right now. 147 00:06:01,079 --> 00:06:03,079 Speaker 2: Is there anything we can call you for short? 148 00:06:03,079 --> 00:06:04,560 Speaker 1: Because I know that the Wicked Witch of the West 149 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,759 is her name is Alphaba or something like that. 150 00:06:07,120 --> 00:06:09,000 Speaker 4: Well, actually, I guess you could just call me. 151 00:06:09,079 --> 00:06:12,319 Speaker 2: Abba abbah yeah, like the bands. 152 00:06:12,639 --> 00:06:14,959 Speaker 4: Yeah yeah, yeah yeah. I mean all of us witches 153 00:06:15,079 --> 00:06:17,079 end with like a ah, you know what I mean? 154 00:06:17,240 --> 00:06:21,199 Speaker 1: So okay, yeah, like Abba, like you're scary or you know, 155 00:06:21,319 --> 00:06:21,639 is it just. 156 00:06:21,680 --> 00:06:24,160 Speaker 4: Kind of a I don't like when people call me scary. 157 00:06:24,279 --> 00:06:26,199 I like to think of myself as very sweet. 158 00:06:26,399 --> 00:06:29,079 Speaker 2: Oh she's very sweet? So sorry. I mean there's gotta 159 00:06:29,120 --> 00:06:31,439 be a reason that you know you're the wicked witch. 160 00:06:31,800 --> 00:06:32,279 Excuse me? 161 00:06:32,720 --> 00:06:34,959 Speaker 4: Yeah, I like to have a wicked good time? Am 162 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:35,360 I right? 163 00:06:35,439 --> 00:06:41,000 Speaker 2: Fellar? Okay, am I right? Fellas, Yeah it does. She's 164 00:06:41,040 --> 00:06:42,560 given us I five. That's sweet. 165 00:06:42,720 --> 00:06:47,199 Speaker 1: Okay, you're aware of Alphaba and the other one Arianna? 166 00:06:47,600 --> 00:06:49,240 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I mean how could you not be? 167 00:06:49,480 --> 00:06:51,560 Speaker 2: I'm sorry this is embarrassing. Abba. 168 00:06:51,720 --> 00:06:55,279 Speaker 3: I really don't know anything about your culture. I've seen 169 00:06:55,680 --> 00:06:59,399 half of Wicked. Oh so then you saw Wicked Part one? 170 00:06:59,480 --> 00:07:00,720 Speaker 2: Then well the movie? 171 00:07:00,800 --> 00:07:03,560 Speaker 3: Okay, no, I'm sorry, I misspoke. I saw half of 172 00:07:03,759 --> 00:07:06,439 Wicked Part one, so then you've seen a quarter of 173 00:07:06,480 --> 00:07:07,639 Wicked as a whole. 174 00:07:07,800 --> 00:07:10,600 Speaker 4: Yes, you couldn't even sit and watch the whole thing. Huh. 175 00:07:10,639 --> 00:07:12,759 Speaker 1: Well, what do you have against witches? Chris, No, I 176 00:07:12,759 --> 00:07:14,839 don't have anything against the witches. It's just in Hell, 177 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:17,160 they don't really show you the full movies. If you 178 00:07:17,279 --> 00:07:20,639 get a really good movie down in Hell, which is uncommon, 179 00:07:20,759 --> 00:07:23,199 they really only show you parts of it, either just 180 00:07:23,279 --> 00:07:26,279 the spoilers at the end, or just up like the 181 00:07:26,319 --> 00:07:30,680 first You know, quarter, third or half you're invested. 182 00:07:30,199 --> 00:07:32,279 Speaker 2: And then you don't get to know what happens. Yeah 183 00:07:32,319 --> 00:07:33,199 that's true. 184 00:07:32,959 --> 00:07:35,160 Speaker 4: All right, Okay, well I thought. 185 00:07:34,959 --> 00:07:36,920 Speaker 2: It was great. I loved the first half. 186 00:07:36,800 --> 00:07:39,600 Speaker 4: Where everybody didn't like the witch, right, because that's the 187 00:07:39,639 --> 00:07:43,399 first half and everybody bullies the witch and makes her 188 00:07:43,439 --> 00:07:45,040 feel like she isn't welcome. 189 00:07:45,199 --> 00:07:46,680 Speaker 2: You like that one, Chrissy, You like that part? 190 00:07:46,839 --> 00:07:47,000 Speaker 4: Right? 191 00:07:47,160 --> 00:07:50,079 Speaker 2: Well, that's not really the part identify. 192 00:07:49,720 --> 00:07:51,920 Speaker 4: Or were you over there looking at the pretty witch 193 00:07:52,000 --> 00:07:52,600 the whole time? 194 00:07:53,240 --> 00:07:58,319 Speaker 1: It's the question, crazy question, I I was. I just 195 00:07:58,759 --> 00:08:03,279 what I really liked about movie the most was the 196 00:08:04,680 --> 00:08:07,000 right snacks. 197 00:08:07,120 --> 00:08:13,759 Speaker 3: Yeah, snacks, snacks, and the snacks were really good. 198 00:08:14,000 --> 00:08:16,240 Speaker 2: Okay, so you watched the movie, he didn't watch them. 199 00:08:16,519 --> 00:08:21,800 Speaker 3: A novelty theme corn kernel bucket where where it was 200 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,079 a witch's hat so we got to eat just corn 201 00:08:24,120 --> 00:08:26,480 kernels straight out of that it was pretty cool. 202 00:08:26,519 --> 00:08:27,920 Speaker 4: Well, you know, I did see that. I thought it 203 00:08:27,959 --> 00:08:31,000 was a little unethical considering you know, there's no way 204 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:32,679 to set it down because the top of a witch 205 00:08:32,720 --> 00:08:33,679 hat is just a point. 206 00:08:33,840 --> 00:08:36,320 Speaker 2: Yeah that's hell for you. Yeah, that's hell. It's not 207 00:08:36,360 --> 00:08:37,799 really meant to be comfortable. Yeah. 208 00:08:37,840 --> 00:08:40,960 Speaker 3: And then also once people finished eating their corn kernels, 209 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:43,840 they put the hats on, so then the movie became obscure. 210 00:08:43,919 --> 00:08:45,840 So really I only saw I say I saw half 211 00:08:45,879 --> 00:08:48,200 of the first hat, but really, if you count the 212 00:08:48,240 --> 00:08:51,759 hats obscuring, it really more like, I don't know, two fits. 213 00:08:51,919 --> 00:08:53,840 Speaker 4: Here's the thing about the hat, Like the hat's cool 214 00:08:53,879 --> 00:08:55,919 and all, but that's just alf of us hat. If 215 00:08:55,919 --> 00:08:58,679 you look at here at what I'm wearing, which looks great. 216 00:08:58,720 --> 00:09:01,080 The witches in the Midwest we like to wear our 217 00:09:01,200 --> 00:09:04,240 Camo baseball hats. I think that's just more fitting. 218 00:09:04,320 --> 00:09:06,480 Speaker 2: And they have the ear flaps too for. 219 00:09:06,879 --> 00:09:08,799 Speaker 4: Cold right, it gets real chilly up there. 220 00:09:08,960 --> 00:09:11,639 Speaker 2: Huh, it's a good hat. It looks great on you. Thanks. 221 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:15,480 Speaker 1: Having seen the full first movie and also the live production, 222 00:09:15,799 --> 00:09:17,000 I'm a bit of a Wicked fan. 223 00:09:17,279 --> 00:09:17,720 Speaker 4: Ah. 224 00:09:17,799 --> 00:09:21,279 Speaker 2: Yeah, So, like, did you go to Shizz University. 225 00:09:21,480 --> 00:09:24,720 Speaker 4: Oh, actually no, so I went to the community college 226 00:09:24,759 --> 00:09:27,799 a few miles up from the other side. Yeah, it 227 00:09:27,879 --> 00:09:29,840 was actually in a corn field. It just feels more 228 00:09:29,840 --> 00:09:32,840 fitting for me. I don't like the big city cities, 229 00:09:33,000 --> 00:09:35,200 you know. I've never actually been to the Emerald City. 230 00:09:35,200 --> 00:09:38,320 It just seems too loud and everybody's wearing the same thing. 231 00:09:38,480 --> 00:09:39,720 Boo boring, you know. 232 00:09:40,080 --> 00:09:43,799 Speaker 2: Yeah. So so yeah, Munchkin Community College. That's cool. That's cool. 233 00:09:43,919 --> 00:09:46,039 What did you major in? What did you study? 234 00:09:46,440 --> 00:09:49,799 Speaker 4: I originally had signed up to learn more about agriculture, 235 00:09:50,200 --> 00:09:52,799 but my teacher got really upset that I kept sacrificing 236 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:56,000 the cows, so, you know, and that's my bad. Like, 237 00:09:56,039 --> 00:09:59,159 I probably should have gone into something more like witchcraft, 238 00:09:59,200 --> 00:10:01,399 but I just was trying to step out of my box. 239 00:10:01,440 --> 00:10:03,320 I've been a witch since the day I was born, 240 00:10:03,519 --> 00:10:03,720 you know. 241 00:10:03,960 --> 00:10:07,480 Speaker 3: Yeah, No, I mean I've always thought witches were cool, 242 00:10:07,840 --> 00:10:08,519 right except for. 243 00:10:08,519 --> 00:10:10,799 Speaker 1: When you watched the first half of the first half 244 00:10:10,799 --> 00:10:14,440 of Wicked and didn't seem to grasp any plot points 245 00:10:14,519 --> 00:10:15,879 or elements of the story. 246 00:10:16,399 --> 00:10:18,559 Speaker 2: Well, no, because that was so Chris. 247 00:10:18,879 --> 00:10:22,320 Speaker 4: Have you read any of like that Hansel and Gretel books. 248 00:10:22,600 --> 00:10:25,759 Speaker 2: We met Hansel and Gretel. Yeah, they were weird. 249 00:10:25,799 --> 00:10:28,879 Speaker 4: They are just bullies, aren't they? They were and I 250 00:10:29,039 --> 00:10:30,480 just tell lies, don't they? 251 00:10:30,879 --> 00:10:32,159 Speaker 2: They did? Yeah? 252 00:10:32,240 --> 00:10:35,440 Speaker 3: I wish I could see the Broadway production of Wicked, 253 00:10:35,559 --> 00:10:37,240 but I gotta wait for it to become. 254 00:10:37,039 --> 00:10:39,320 Speaker 2: Dead on Broadway to get down to Hell. So it 255 00:10:39,519 --> 00:10:40,279 just takes a while. 256 00:10:40,360 --> 00:10:41,360 Speaker 4: I could make that happen. 257 00:10:41,600 --> 00:10:44,600 Speaker 1: Yeah, I think though, Chris, if I recall, you were 258 00:10:44,639 --> 00:10:47,080 a huge fan of OZ the Great and Powerful, the 259 00:10:47,080 --> 00:10:48,519 one with James Franco And. 260 00:10:49,159 --> 00:10:51,279 Speaker 4: No, no, we don't talk about that one. 261 00:10:51,639 --> 00:10:55,120 Speaker 2: Chris's about it NonStop. He loves that one. I don't know. 262 00:10:55,120 --> 00:10:57,399 It's just a whole TV show about prison. I mean 263 00:10:57,399 --> 00:10:59,399 that's crazy, right. 264 00:10:59,559 --> 00:11:01,559 Speaker 4: I think that we need to get the TVs looked at. 265 00:11:01,600 --> 00:11:04,200 Speaker 1: And hell, Chris, what do you the TV show OZ? 266 00:11:04,440 --> 00:11:06,080 John had seen the TV show OZ. 267 00:11:06,240 --> 00:11:08,159 Speaker 4: No, I don't think you know what a witch is. 268 00:11:08,279 --> 00:11:10,960 Speaker 3: Actually, I would love to learn more about you and 269 00:11:11,080 --> 00:11:14,360 learn about our sponsor this week Monarch. The holiday season 270 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:17,679 is always stressful, even in Hell. In fact, the holiday 271 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:20,840 season is kind of just hell. I mean, you've got travel, 272 00:11:21,080 --> 00:11:24,200 you have gifts to get, you're hosting, you're entertaining. There's 273 00:11:24,200 --> 00:11:26,120 so much to do and keep track of, and it 274 00:11:26,159 --> 00:11:28,840 all costs money. If you want to keep your finances 275 00:11:28,919 --> 00:11:32,279 under control this holiday season, you need to be using Monarch, 276 00:11:32,399 --> 00:11:35,639 rated Wall Street Journal's best budgeting app of twenty twenty five. 277 00:11:35,720 --> 00:11:38,440 Monarch is the all in one personal finance tool that 278 00:11:38,480 --> 00:11:41,799 brings your entire financial life together in one clean interface 279 00:11:41,840 --> 00:11:44,159 on your laptop or your phone. And right now, just 280 00:11:44,200 --> 00:11:46,720 for our listeners, Monarch is offering fifty percent off your 281 00:11:46,720 --> 00:11:48,759 first year. I set up Monarch a while back, and 282 00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:52,120 I immediately realized that I'm stupid. I've been wasting so 283 00:11:52,240 --> 00:11:55,120 much money. Thankfully, Monarch made it really easy to track 284 00:11:55,159 --> 00:11:57,840 all my expenses, and because of it, I was able 285 00:11:57,879 --> 00:12:00,639 to save up money for my travel and expenses for 286 00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,960 the holidays. Now it's also a really good time to 287 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,559 set it up because you'll start the new year off fresh. 288 00:12:05,679 --> 00:12:08,480 It's like a year in financial reset tool. You'll be 289 00:12:08,480 --> 00:12:11,120 able to link everything, your investments, your four owing K, 290 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:14,320 your properties, and truly understand where your money is and 291 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:17,600 how to make it grow. Don't let financial opportunities slip 292 00:12:17,639 --> 00:12:21,279 through the cracks. Use code gm FH at Monarch dot 293 00:12:21,320 --> 00:12:23,879 com in your browser for half off your first year. 294 00:12:23,960 --> 00:12:26,600 That's fifty percent off your first year at Monarch dot 295 00:12:26,639 --> 00:12:29,519 com with code gm f H. This is a great 296 00:12:29,519 --> 00:12:32,399 tool for finances. I hope you check it out, especially 297 00:12:32,480 --> 00:12:35,200 because it's holidays shopping season, and at store dot good 298 00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:37,600 Morning from hell dot com you can get amazing merch 299 00:12:37,639 --> 00:12:39,919 for your friends and families and enemies. We've got the 300 00:12:40,039 --> 00:12:43,679 h double hockeysticks Jersey, We've got candles that smell like death, 301 00:12:43,759 --> 00:12:46,879 and we have comfy pajama pants. So go to store 302 00:12:46,919 --> 00:12:48,879 dot good Morning from hell dot com for all your 303 00:12:48,879 --> 00:12:52,639 holiday shopping. Anyways, Abba, tell us more about the Midwest. 304 00:12:52,840 --> 00:12:53,840 Speaker 4: Well, let me tell you. 305 00:12:53,919 --> 00:12:56,840 Speaker 2: The magical, magical land of the Midwest. Please tell us. 306 00:12:57,000 --> 00:12:59,799 Speaker 4: Okay, well, if you are trying to get anywhere quickly, 307 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:03,279 good hecking lot. All right. If you're trying to take 308 00:13:03,279 --> 00:13:06,559 your broomstick across town, the speed limit doesn't go higher 309 00:13:06,600 --> 00:13:09,720 than fifty five. And everybody when you're at a four 310 00:13:09,759 --> 00:13:13,240 point stop, just sitting there smiling. No you go, no, no, 311 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:17,360 no you go. You know, it's extremely frustrating because you 312 00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:19,600 can't get anywhere quickly and as soon as the snow 313 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:22,679 comes out. Let me tell you we're expected to get 314 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:26,000 everywhere if there's a snow taller than your house. If 315 00:13:26,000 --> 00:13:28,320 you're somewhere else in the world, you know, if there's 316 00:13:28,360 --> 00:13:30,399 a little bit of snow, everything stops. But not in 317 00:13:30,440 --> 00:13:33,440 the Midwest. We got to go everywhere and wouldn't it snows. 318 00:13:33,519 --> 00:13:37,080 Speaker 1: Do you forego your broomstick for like a snow shovel 319 00:13:37,320 --> 00:13:38,759 or a stick or something. 320 00:13:39,159 --> 00:13:42,159 Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't love the stereotypes that you guys are 321 00:13:42,200 --> 00:13:45,559 putting on me. It's actually increasingly insalting. Oh there are 322 00:13:45,600 --> 00:13:47,759 bad yeah, no, no, So I understand why you guys 323 00:13:47,799 --> 00:13:51,879 are down here. It seems like you guys pass some judgments. Yeah, no, 324 00:13:52,080 --> 00:13:54,799 I think that you know, maybe in the smaller cities 325 00:13:55,080 --> 00:13:57,759 that is true that they use tractors, but I've actually 326 00:13:57,840 --> 00:13:59,960 never written on a tractor in my life. 327 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,320 Speaker 2: Okay, oh apologies. 328 00:14:01,720 --> 00:14:04,559 Speaker 4: Yeah, I will say sometimes the broom is replaced with 329 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:05,480 a swift er pick her up? 330 00:14:05,600 --> 00:14:08,279 Speaker 2: Oh okay, okay, gotcha. Yeah those are just handy. 331 00:14:08,360 --> 00:14:09,840 Speaker 4: Yeah, what would you know about handy? 332 00:14:09,919 --> 00:14:11,960 Speaker 2: Chris Well fucking got him. 333 00:14:12,440 --> 00:14:16,159 Speaker 1: So, you know, you being the wicked witch so to speak, 334 00:14:16,679 --> 00:14:19,879 of the Midwest, are there any like, yeah, good witches 335 00:14:19,960 --> 00:14:22,440 quote unquote. You know, I'm not passing judgment, but like 336 00:14:22,480 --> 00:14:24,200 I feel like you guys kind of have foils to 337 00:14:24,240 --> 00:14:24,720 one another. 338 00:14:24,840 --> 00:14:27,399 Speaker 4: I knew this was gonna happen because it keeps happening. 339 00:14:27,720 --> 00:14:30,759 Everybody out here keeps hiring me to interview because I'm 340 00:14:30,759 --> 00:14:33,559 a cheaper guest. I'm not so important, but I have 341 00:14:33,679 --> 00:14:36,360 alphabat and speed dial, and I went to college with 342 00:14:36,440 --> 00:14:40,600 Chapel Roon. Yes, she is the good Witch, the Midwest princess, 343 00:14:40,679 --> 00:14:43,799 as they say. But you guys can't use me to 344 00:14:43,879 --> 00:14:46,679 get to Chapel. Her and I have not talked in 345 00:14:46,840 --> 00:14:48,240 probably ten years. 346 00:14:48,679 --> 00:14:50,799 Speaker 2: Do you travel on the Yellobrah Road? Oh? 347 00:14:50,840 --> 00:14:52,440 Speaker 4: I think we all do, don't you. 348 00:14:52,480 --> 00:14:55,440 Speaker 2: No, it's mostly like uneven gravel down here. 349 00:14:55,840 --> 00:14:58,320 Speaker 4: Ah. Oh, the yellow Bick Road is just so convenient 350 00:14:58,360 --> 00:14:59,600 you can't miss it, you know. Ye. 351 00:15:00,039 --> 00:15:03,080 Speaker 1: Have you encountered any fun people like a talking scarecrow 352 00:15:03,279 --> 00:15:06,039 or a man made of metal that's frozen, or being. 353 00:15:05,840 --> 00:15:07,440 Speaker 4: In the Midwest, you just meet a lot of men 354 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:08,519 who like to gas light. 355 00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:11,799 Speaker 1: I see, And do they have any like unique qualities, 356 00:15:11,879 --> 00:15:13,960 like maybe instead of like a lion? 357 00:15:14,120 --> 00:15:16,240 Speaker 4: Oh well, I'd like to think that they are missing 358 00:15:16,279 --> 00:15:20,000 a brain or too. Am I right? 359 00:15:20,240 --> 00:15:20,639 Speaker 2: It's good? 360 00:15:21,840 --> 00:15:24,279 Speaker 4: No? They also just like drink a lot of beer 361 00:15:25,399 --> 00:15:28,840 and talk a lot about the corn Huskers, And I 362 00:15:28,879 --> 00:15:31,240 don't know. It's fine, I guess, but like, at the 363 00:15:31,320 --> 00:15:33,440 end of the day, it's just the same old, same old. 364 00:15:33,480 --> 00:15:35,519 All of the men in the Midwest. They just kind 365 00:15:35,519 --> 00:15:37,399 of look and smell and act the same. 366 00:15:37,559 --> 00:15:40,600 Speaker 2: So are corn Huskers like a gang or. 367 00:15:40,759 --> 00:15:43,159 Speaker 4: Oh they think so they act like that. Yeah, No, 368 00:15:43,399 --> 00:15:45,320 it's just like a sports ball team. 369 00:15:45,840 --> 00:15:47,559 Speaker 2: Oh, for a while there or whatever. 370 00:15:47,559 --> 00:15:49,480 Speaker 1: I'd walk in on Chris alone, I thought he's a 371 00:15:49,480 --> 00:15:50,759 bit of a corn Husker himself. 372 00:15:50,879 --> 00:15:52,240 Speaker 4: Nice. Yeah, that's a good one. 373 00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:55,159 Speaker 3: Practice makes perfect, is what I've always said. I'm a 374 00:15:55,159 --> 00:15:58,360 little old fashioned myself. Oh, I don't know. I feel 375 00:15:58,360 --> 00:16:01,440 like I might have a lot of Midwestern tendencies and 376 00:16:01,480 --> 00:16:04,879 I just have always identified as a Midwestern. 377 00:16:04,559 --> 00:16:07,960 Speaker 4: Right, really, Yeah, did you live in the Midwest or. 378 00:16:08,360 --> 00:16:10,919 Speaker 2: Chris, tell me about what Midwestern qualities you have. 379 00:16:11,039 --> 00:16:12,679 Speaker 1: This is the first time I'm hearing about this when 380 00:16:12,679 --> 00:16:14,240 I'm so interested to know more. 381 00:16:14,559 --> 00:16:16,919 Speaker 2: Well, like, I hate going all the way to the west. 382 00:16:17,320 --> 00:16:21,159 Speaker 4: So far, so far, You're so right, and usually the 383 00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:21,960 roads are closed. 384 00:16:22,039 --> 00:16:24,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, And so I'm like, what I just meet in 385 00:16:24,279 --> 00:16:26,759 the middle go to the Midwest and it's great because 386 00:16:26,759 --> 00:16:28,720 you've got culvers. 387 00:16:28,960 --> 00:16:33,679 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, culvers fried cheese curds from culvers. Okay, Chris, 388 00:16:33,720 --> 00:16:37,200 maybe you're not shitting bricks over here. I mean, you're 389 00:16:37,279 --> 00:16:39,519 not blowing smoke up my ass, all right. 390 00:16:39,799 --> 00:16:42,600 Speaker 3: I do sometimes shit bricks, but that's only because Clayton 391 00:16:42,600 --> 00:16:43,399 makes me eat them. 392 00:16:43,480 --> 00:16:44,519 Speaker 2: I do make him eat them. 393 00:16:44,559 --> 00:16:49,440 Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I actually make him eat the concrete mixture dry, 394 00:16:49,679 --> 00:16:52,240 and then the bricks naturally developed within his intestines. 395 00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,320 Speaker 4: That makes sense as to why he's built the way 396 00:16:55,320 --> 00:16:58,320 that he is. The more that I'm learning about his diet, 397 00:16:58,360 --> 00:17:01,120 the more I'm second guessing this situation. 398 00:17:01,360 --> 00:17:04,400 Speaker 3: Actually funny, you should mention the way things are built. 399 00:17:04,440 --> 00:17:08,559 This entire studio is built out of bricks that I shit. Yeah, yeah, 400 00:17:08,559 --> 00:17:10,799 that's why it kind of has a distinct crissy smell. 401 00:17:11,160 --> 00:17:11,480 Speaker 2: Hmmm. 402 00:17:11,839 --> 00:17:15,359 Speaker 4: No, everything seems to be making a lot more sense here, fellas. 403 00:17:15,920 --> 00:17:20,759 And so this isn't a situation where I could change 404 00:17:20,799 --> 00:17:22,640 my mind, then, Oh well. 405 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:24,960 Speaker 3: It's whatever you're comfortable with. I mean, I just would 406 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:28,000 love to have a chance to woo you. I have 407 00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:30,079 had a lot of good qualities. I think we just 408 00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:31,400 had such a connection before. 409 00:17:31,720 --> 00:17:34,359 Speaker 4: Oh right, Okay, so I think that our spells might 410 00:17:34,359 --> 00:17:35,359 have gotten crossed here. 411 00:17:35,400 --> 00:17:36,720 Speaker 2: Well, you can's a spell on me? 412 00:17:38,200 --> 00:17:41,000 Speaker 4: I did? You're right? Oh you did, No, I did, 413 00:17:41,519 --> 00:17:45,079 so look at you. I could just eat you up right. 414 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:47,759 Speaker 2: Yeah yeah I could. Hey, I'm tasty. 415 00:17:48,759 --> 00:17:50,799 Speaker 4: I don't know, I'm a little I thought that you 416 00:17:50,839 --> 00:17:52,759 would be, and that's why I came here today. You know, 417 00:17:52,920 --> 00:17:56,440 but seeing as you're shitting bricks literally, it might change 418 00:17:56,440 --> 00:17:58,799 my mind. But this one over here, you got a 419 00:17:58,799 --> 00:18:00,119 little bit more meat on your bone. 420 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,480 Speaker 1: Oh yeah, thank you. I mean, I e Chris is 421 00:18:02,519 --> 00:18:04,920 servings of food. Also, Chris, I'd never realized what a 422 00:18:05,039 --> 00:18:07,039 terrible flirt you were. I mean, that was that was 423 00:18:07,039 --> 00:18:09,440 hard to watch I just kind of went silent, disassociated 424 00:18:09,480 --> 00:18:14,519 just watching you just bomb. Wow, you know watch this? Okay, 425 00:18:14,640 --> 00:18:18,160 ab a what abba cadabra? 426 00:18:19,000 --> 00:18:20,079 Speaker 4: That was just offensive. 427 00:18:22,240 --> 00:18:25,240 Speaker 1: Well it looks like Chris's cooked, which I think is 428 00:18:25,279 --> 00:18:27,920 like a good segue into roasts and abba. 429 00:18:28,039 --> 00:18:29,000 Speaker 2: Feel free to join us. 430 00:18:29,039 --> 00:18:31,160 Speaker 1: So we have some Patreon followers, and you know, one 431 00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,480 of the ways that we say thank you for their 432 00:18:33,519 --> 00:18:37,160 contributions is to learn about them and then shit on 433 00:18:37,240 --> 00:18:39,039 them and make fun of their information. 434 00:18:39,279 --> 00:18:41,039 Speaker 4: Oh I'm starting to see a pattern. 435 00:18:41,119 --> 00:18:43,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, No, we're very toxic here. Yes. 436 00:18:43,119 --> 00:18:47,039 Speaker 1: First up, we've got someone named Orlando Hey, last named Florida. 437 00:18:47,079 --> 00:18:48,119 Speaker 2: I'm assuming. 438 00:18:49,200 --> 00:18:52,000 Speaker 1: They're a twenty eight year old who lives in Las Vegas, 439 00:18:52,079 --> 00:18:54,400 and they're a huge RTE fan, one of the not 440 00:18:54,640 --> 00:18:55,400 toxic ones. 441 00:18:55,880 --> 00:19:00,519 Speaker 2: Bad news for Orlando. You're in the wrong company, that's right, Die. 442 00:19:00,559 --> 00:19:04,039 Speaker 1: They say they're an ops manager for an AV company. 443 00:19:04,200 --> 00:19:07,519 They do indoor climbing V three slash V four on 444 00:19:07,559 --> 00:19:10,240 a good day, rookie numbers. They're a PS five gamer. 445 00:19:10,400 --> 00:19:12,799 These are just numbers. They didn't mean nothing to me. 446 00:19:13,279 --> 00:19:15,119 V four V five PS five. 447 00:19:15,519 --> 00:19:17,319 Speaker 2: Yeah. And then they said they're a proud overer of 448 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:19,720 a seven hundred dollars lightsaber. I wouldn't be very proud 449 00:19:19,720 --> 00:19:19,920 of that. 450 00:19:19,960 --> 00:19:22,480 Speaker 4: It sounds like they spent a lot of time indoors. 451 00:19:22,680 --> 00:19:23,880 Speaker 2: Yeah, it sounds like it. 452 00:19:23,960 --> 00:19:26,839 Speaker 1: For embarrassing story. Their first art X they got to 453 00:19:26,880 --> 00:19:29,440 go to was their last art X that ever happened. Oh, 454 00:19:29,440 --> 00:19:30,640 they went to the last RDX. 455 00:19:30,640 --> 00:19:33,359 Speaker 2: I got it. They got a lam Kyborg and the 456 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:36,279 Mighty Pin from Stinky Dragon Area and they got to 457 00:19:36,319 --> 00:19:36,839 meet Chris. 458 00:19:36,960 --> 00:19:39,200 Speaker 3: That is an embarrassing story. They got to meet Chris, Oh, 459 00:19:39,680 --> 00:19:42,839 they bought Kayborg merch. That is embarrassing, all right. 460 00:19:42,720 --> 00:19:43,079 Speaker 2: Shut up. 461 00:19:43,119 --> 00:19:45,160 Speaker 1: They said for a whole year of their life they 462 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:48,480 were only allowed to wear the color white for religious reasons. 463 00:19:48,680 --> 00:19:52,119 Oh said, they're no longer practicing that religion. What religion 464 00:19:52,319 --> 00:19:53,960 were they co collect clan member? 465 00:19:54,079 --> 00:19:56,279 Speaker 2: I was gonna say, that doesn't sound like a religion. 466 00:19:56,279 --> 00:19:58,519 That sounds like that. That sounds a questionable. 467 00:19:58,720 --> 00:20:01,920 Speaker 4: It looks like they'll be joining us. 468 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:05,119 Speaker 1: What happened after Labor Day? 469 00:20:04,839 --> 00:20:06,240 Speaker 4: Are but are there? Actually? 470 00:20:06,880 --> 00:20:07,160 Speaker 2: Yes? 471 00:20:07,200 --> 00:20:10,720 Speaker 1: It was bad, It wasn't bad, all right, So thank you, Orlando, 472 00:20:10,880 --> 00:20:15,559 thanks for supporting us. We also got Andrea, also known 473 00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:19,119 as Andy. Andy says they're in their thirties, married to 474 00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:22,839 a husband for four years, but we've been together for thirteen. 475 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,960 Speaker 4: Wow, he too many. 476 00:20:25,240 --> 00:20:27,359 Speaker 2: He fucked around for too long. That was like nine 477 00:20:27,400 --> 00:20:29,599 years too many. And he's a man lives in a 478 00:20:29,680 --> 00:20:32,799 very small town in upstate New York, right on the 479 00:20:32,839 --> 00:20:33,759 border of Canada. 480 00:20:33,880 --> 00:20:36,559 Speaker 3: So in a small town and you dated for nine 481 00:20:36,599 --> 00:20:38,200 years without getting married, right? 482 00:20:38,279 --> 00:20:40,160 Speaker 2: They were keeping their options open, Chris. 483 00:20:40,839 --> 00:20:43,000 Speaker 1: Well, they said they're a direct support professional and they 484 00:20:43,079 --> 00:20:44,759 take care of the elderly disabled. 485 00:20:44,799 --> 00:20:47,079 Speaker 2: So I don't think we can really make fun of that. Oh. 486 00:20:47,119 --> 00:20:49,119 They also said that they rescue cats and find them 487 00:20:49,119 --> 00:20:49,720 new homes. 488 00:20:50,039 --> 00:20:51,480 Speaker 4: I bet they smell like cabbage. 489 00:20:51,759 --> 00:20:54,480 Speaker 2: Yeah, between the helping the old people in the cats, 490 00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:58,160 cabbage would be like a perfume to them. I think, right. 491 00:20:58,480 --> 00:21:00,880 But that's super nice of them Andy, to take care 492 00:21:00,880 --> 00:21:01,359 of these guys. 493 00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:04,240 Speaker 3: It's not really in despair of being roasted. Andy, you 494 00:21:04,279 --> 00:21:05,480 got to tell us the bad stuff. 495 00:21:05,680 --> 00:21:07,079 Speaker 2: Yeah, we need to be able to make funny. 496 00:21:07,200 --> 00:21:08,279 Speaker 4: Oh. I figured it out. 497 00:21:08,400 --> 00:21:08,799 Speaker 2: What's up? 498 00:21:08,839 --> 00:21:15,039 Speaker 4: Her husband is one of the elderly changes diaper. 499 00:21:15,119 --> 00:21:17,799 Speaker 2: Huh yeah, paycheck. 500 00:21:18,440 --> 00:21:20,599 Speaker 1: When they were five, for some reason, they got in 501 00:21:20,839 --> 00:21:23,319 their head that December was the end of the school year. 502 00:21:23,440 --> 00:21:25,559 So when we came back from Chris's break, I was 503 00:21:25,599 --> 00:21:27,559 going to the first grade. So when we came back, 504 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:29,440 I got all dressed up and went to the first 505 00:21:29,440 --> 00:21:32,480 grades classroom. I was told that I was incorrect in 506 00:21:32,519 --> 00:21:35,039 my assumption, and I promptly started crying and ran to 507 00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:36,440 my kindergarten classroom. 508 00:21:36,519 --> 00:21:40,720 Speaker 4: Oh that's really endearing. Actually, you can't make fun of that. 509 00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:41,319 I don't think. 510 00:21:41,440 --> 00:21:43,839 Speaker 1: Andy seems just like a really nice person. I don't 511 00:21:43,880 --> 00:21:45,519 know what they're listening to this crap. 512 00:21:45,519 --> 00:21:49,160 Speaker 4: Show for Andy, get better taste, move on. 513 00:21:50,119 --> 00:21:52,720 Speaker 2: Find another show, Sneaky Dragon or something. 514 00:21:52,759 --> 00:21:56,480 Speaker 4: I don't Oh, I've heard great things, lots of good voices. 515 00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:56,680 Speaker 2: On that one. 516 00:21:56,799 --> 00:21:59,039 Speaker 3: Yeah, they thought they skipped a grade and then they 517 00:21:59,039 --> 00:22:01,400 got held back within the same day. 518 00:22:01,519 --> 00:22:06,319 Speaker 1: Yeah, that's the most embarrassing thing that that's happened to them. 519 00:22:06,480 --> 00:22:09,640 They seem like a good person. Well, fuck you, Orlando, 520 00:22:09,759 --> 00:22:14,359 thanks for listening. Okay, let's get back into it. This 521 00:22:14,440 --> 00:22:16,240 date seems to be going well. I mean, can I 522 00:22:16,319 --> 00:22:18,960 expect date number two? Abba Chris? 523 00:22:19,160 --> 00:22:19,319 Speaker 2: Oh? 524 00:22:19,359 --> 00:22:21,599 Speaker 4: If you want to go oh with Chris? Yeah, well 525 00:22:21,640 --> 00:22:24,599 I usually don't. Usually doesn't last more than one time. 526 00:22:24,720 --> 00:22:26,119 I don't really like leftovers. 527 00:22:26,319 --> 00:22:27,720 Speaker 2: Oh, I'm open to that. 528 00:22:27,839 --> 00:22:32,160 Speaker 3: I'm okay, something short term fun, that's okay, fling. 529 00:22:32,720 --> 00:22:34,880 Speaker 4: I don't think a tummy ache is really fun. I'm 530 00:22:34,920 --> 00:22:36,920 really still turned off about the bricks thing. 531 00:22:37,400 --> 00:22:42,279 Speaker 2: To be clear, quick, real quick, Okay, Chris, go over 532 00:22:42,279 --> 00:22:43,400 there and turn away. 533 00:22:44,440 --> 00:22:46,839 Speaker 1: It sts to be clear. You're trying to eat Chris. 534 00:22:46,920 --> 00:22:48,759 Is that what the assumption is? 535 00:22:48,759 --> 00:22:51,480 Speaker 2: Is that what I'm getting right? Oh? So you weren't 536 00:22:51,480 --> 00:22:53,319 flirting with him at the Harmer's Market. 537 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,599 Speaker 4: No, I was asking very nicely if anybody wanted to 538 00:22:56,640 --> 00:22:59,160 be eaten up? Oh and Chris, and I said, well, 539 00:22:59,200 --> 00:23:01,119 he's just so cute. I'd love to eat him up. 540 00:23:01,519 --> 00:23:03,119 Speaker 2: See, Chris is what we call dumb. 541 00:23:03,640 --> 00:23:05,920 Speaker 1: And I think he thought that you were coming on 542 00:23:06,000 --> 00:23:09,119 to him, so he just kind of assumes, Oh. 543 00:23:08,680 --> 00:23:11,240 Speaker 4: So no, so I'm single by choice? 544 00:23:11,720 --> 00:23:13,960 Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, I kind of care either that that was 545 00:23:14,000 --> 00:23:17,039 the case. So what should we do with this Chris situation? Like, 546 00:23:17,039 --> 00:23:18,519 how would you like to handle this? 547 00:23:18,920 --> 00:23:21,000 Speaker 4: I don't really want to eat him anymore. His diet 548 00:23:21,079 --> 00:23:22,920 is absolutely atrocious. 549 00:23:23,480 --> 00:23:25,680 Speaker 2: So if I did something to like, I don't know 550 00:23:25,680 --> 00:23:28,359 if I gave him some like stuffing or something. Is 551 00:23:28,359 --> 00:23:29,839 there anything that we can do? I mean, he look 552 00:23:29,880 --> 00:23:31,240 at him over there, he's just so. 553 00:23:31,359 --> 00:23:34,079 Speaker 4: Sad, and you know, why does he smile like that. 554 00:23:33,880 --> 00:23:34,519 Speaker 2: When you all I have done. 555 00:23:34,559 --> 00:23:37,200 Speaker 3: I want to do a little performance to maybe have 556 00:23:37,279 --> 00:23:38,200 you change your mind. 557 00:23:38,480 --> 00:23:40,559 Speaker 1: Is there anything we can do for him? I mean, 558 00:23:40,599 --> 00:23:42,400 do you have another friend that would eat him? 559 00:23:42,680 --> 00:23:45,400 Speaker 4: Well? I'm trying to think. I mean, I wouldn't mind 560 00:23:45,559 --> 00:23:49,119 an extra flying monkey in my court. You know, if 561 00:23:49,160 --> 00:23:51,440 he's a performer, I could take him off your hand. 562 00:23:51,680 --> 00:23:52,720 How does that make you feel? 563 00:23:52,920 --> 00:23:53,119 Speaker 2: Yeah? 564 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:55,359 Speaker 1: I mean we can work some sort of agreement out. 565 00:23:55,559 --> 00:23:58,759 I mean, you know, like you take him for Monday, Wednesdays, Fridays. 566 00:23:58,799 --> 00:23:59,599 Does that sound fair? 567 00:23:59,839 --> 00:24:02,599 Speaker 4: I love that arrangement actually, because too much is too much. 568 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,240 Speaker 1: Yeah, you just need to promise to be really mean 569 00:24:05,279 --> 00:24:07,279 to him, you know, just treat him like shit, because 570 00:24:07,440 --> 00:24:09,519 I think as long as he's being led on that 571 00:24:09,599 --> 00:24:11,759 he thinks that you're attracted to him, then that's kind 572 00:24:11,759 --> 00:24:12,240 of torture. 573 00:24:12,279 --> 00:24:13,960 Speaker 2: And I kind of like that so well. 574 00:24:14,039 --> 00:24:17,079 Speaker 4: Actually, now that you say that, you know, the Midwest 575 00:24:17,119 --> 00:24:21,079 is full of corn and there's never too many scarecrows, 576 00:24:21,200 --> 00:24:22,839 and it's not like i'd have to remove his brain. 577 00:24:22,880 --> 00:24:24,039 It seems like it's already gone. 578 00:24:24,039 --> 00:24:26,039 Speaker 2: Oh it's gone. Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. 579 00:24:26,039 --> 00:24:28,359 Speaker 4: I could pin him up once a week. The crows 580 00:24:28,359 --> 00:24:31,039 won't leave him alone. Probably that's probably torture enough. 581 00:24:31,200 --> 00:24:33,359 Speaker 1: Yeah, no, I mean if they peck out body parts 582 00:24:33,359 --> 00:24:35,720 and things like that, I think that that's agreeable with me. 583 00:24:35,920 --> 00:24:38,519 Speaker 2: And he'll keep your corn safe, probably. 584 00:24:38,359 --> 00:24:40,640 Speaker 4: Right, and that smell will definitely help. 585 00:24:40,799 --> 00:24:44,480 Speaker 3: Yes, yes, yes, so I have a I know y'all are talking, 586 00:24:44,559 --> 00:24:49,200 but hey, so yeah, I might eat bricks, but wow, 587 00:24:49,599 --> 00:24:52,599 he's a brick house. 588 00:24:53,359 --> 00:24:55,200 Speaker 1: Yeah, if you actually want to take him on Fridays 589 00:24:55,240 --> 00:24:56,839 as well, you can take him on Friday. 590 00:24:57,519 --> 00:25:02,279 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, yeah, No, I think Fridays is probably best 591 00:25:02,559 --> 00:25:05,960 for both of us because he'll be good entertainment for sure. 592 00:25:06,400 --> 00:25:10,920 Speaker 1: Yeah, and that's a fact, okay, Chris. That okay, I 593 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:13,160 have a seat there, Chris. That was a good performance, 594 00:25:13,240 --> 00:25:16,920 very very good. Well shake it down, shake it down now, 595 00:25:17,359 --> 00:25:17,720 shake it. 596 00:25:17,720 --> 00:25:20,119 Speaker 4: Down now, Chris. They think that a big lesson that 597 00:25:20,200 --> 00:25:22,480 you could take away from the situation is maybe you 598 00:25:22,519 --> 00:25:25,640 should really read the signs at the Harmers market and 599 00:25:25,720 --> 00:25:28,839 maybe some social cues. That's going to be really helpful 600 00:25:28,880 --> 00:25:29,960 for you in the future too. 601 00:25:30,240 --> 00:25:33,240 Speaker 2: Yeah. I'd never been good at picking up on signs. 602 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,559 Speaker 4: And that's evident. And that's okay. 603 00:25:34,759 --> 00:25:36,200 Speaker 2: So what do you say? 604 00:25:36,319 --> 00:25:38,079 Speaker 4: You know, I'm not going to eat you up, but 605 00:25:38,119 --> 00:25:41,319 I think I don't mind cianya once or twice a week. 606 00:25:41,400 --> 00:25:44,319 And maybe you could help me around my farm, how 607 00:25:44,319 --> 00:25:44,759 about that? 608 00:25:44,920 --> 00:25:48,759 Speaker 2: Hey, I would love to. They don't call me Chris 609 00:25:48,960 --> 00:25:50,359 for nothing? What does that mean? 610 00:25:50,559 --> 00:25:51,759 Speaker 4: What do they call you Chris for? 611 00:25:51,920 --> 00:25:53,279 Speaker 2: What do they call you Chris for? Then? 612 00:25:53,920 --> 00:25:59,920 Speaker 3: Well, they call me Chris because I'm really good on farms. Oh, Okay, anyway, 613 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,079 but yeah, I would love to go. 614 00:26:01,200 --> 00:26:04,839 Speaker 2: Yeah. Wow, Ava, he's excited. He's very happy at. 615 00:26:04,799 --> 00:26:06,799 Speaker 4: The end of the day. Chris, don't piss me off. Okay. 616 00:26:07,000 --> 00:26:10,960 I definitely didn't drop that house on my sister. Okay, 617 00:26:11,039 --> 00:26:14,319 but as long as you behave yourself, I definitely won't 618 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,920 drop a house on you. Okay. 619 00:26:16,200 --> 00:26:19,200 Speaker 1: Notice the wink, Chris, Yeah, yeah, again, not flirting. That 620 00:26:19,359 --> 00:26:22,519 subtext that's saying that she did, in fact drop the house. 621 00:26:22,640 --> 00:26:24,839 Speaker 4: Oh, I didn't even consider he would think that was flirting. 622 00:26:24,880 --> 00:26:27,319 Speaker 2: You're right, Yeah, you have to be very clear with Chris. 623 00:26:27,359 --> 00:26:30,480 I got youa right, Okay, stop winking back, you know, No, No, 624 00:26:30,599 --> 00:26:31,039 I got you. 625 00:26:31,240 --> 00:26:34,599 Speaker 4: You're getting really close to me, actually, I yeah. 626 00:26:34,640 --> 00:26:37,440 Speaker 2: So anyway, Hey, let's get to farm in. Huh. I 627 00:26:37,480 --> 00:26:37,960 can't wait. 628 00:26:38,079 --> 00:26:39,720 Speaker 4: Don't make me regret this, Chris. 629 00:26:39,559 --> 00:26:40,720 Speaker 2: Oh oh he will, he will. 630 00:26:40,880 --> 00:26:44,319 Speaker 4: Okay, So, Chris, only I only brought one broom, so 631 00:26:44,440 --> 00:26:46,559 you are gonna have to walk behind me. 632 00:26:46,839 --> 00:26:48,000 Speaker 2: Oh, that's fine. 633 00:26:48,119 --> 00:26:50,200 Speaker 1: It does go fifty miles per hour, though, she said 634 00:26:50,240 --> 00:26:52,599 that earlier, so you're gonna have to really keep pace. 635 00:26:52,920 --> 00:26:54,839 Is there anything we can do to maybe like lighten 636 00:26:54,880 --> 00:26:56,759 him up so that you can kind of carry him 637 00:26:56,759 --> 00:26:57,680 with you a little bit better. 638 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,000 Speaker 4: Oh you know, I could fill him full of hay and. 639 00:27:00,119 --> 00:27:02,359 Speaker 2: Stud Yeah, I would probably lighten him up. 640 00:27:02,440 --> 00:27:04,000 Speaker 4: I did that once before because. 641 00:27:03,720 --> 00:27:05,839 Speaker 1: He's mostly concrete now, so yeah, I think that that's 642 00:27:05,839 --> 00:27:07,079 going to shed some weight. 643 00:27:07,279 --> 00:27:09,599 Speaker 3: Yeah, it'll just be like going through all the stages 644 00:27:09,640 --> 00:27:11,599 of the Big Bad Wolf here, Am I right? 645 00:27:12,839 --> 00:27:16,279 Speaker 4: Sure? Once again just making the offensive jokes. 646 00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:21,440 Speaker 2: Oh, Chriss batt In one thousand, Well abba, wicked Witch 647 00:27:21,519 --> 00:27:23,039 of the Midwest. Super great having you on. 648 00:27:23,519 --> 00:27:25,000 Speaker 4: Oh yeah, thanks, good to meet you. 649 00:27:25,359 --> 00:27:28,400 Speaker 2: You as well, you as well? All right, Chris Hail 650 00:27:28,519 --> 00:27:31,160 Clayton Clayton, I think this went really well. I think 651 00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:33,240 so too, Chris. I think you did great. It's going 652 00:27:33,359 --> 00:27:33,799 really well. 653 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:35,920 Speaker 4: Okay, Chris, hurry up, please let's go. 654 00:27:36,240 --> 00:27:41,079 Speaker 1: Okay, be right there, stop winking, Okay, Hale Clayton, thank 655 00:27:41,119 --> 00:27:45,119 you so much to our good friend Laurel rothmol rothamel 656 00:27:45,319 --> 00:27:46,319 is that it Did he get it right? 657 00:27:46,359 --> 00:27:47,119 Speaker 2: Did I say it right? 658 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:52,519 Speaker 4: Oh? That's okay, that happens. 659 00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:55,160 Speaker 2: All Yeah for coming on. Where can people find you? 660 00:27:55,240 --> 00:27:57,039 What do you do? Tell everyone about you? 661 00:27:57,200 --> 00:27:59,480 Speaker 4: Okay, well, thank you guys for having me. I am 662 00:27:59,559 --> 00:28:01,400 a full time I'm gone done greater. So you can 663 00:28:01,440 --> 00:28:04,160 find me pretty much anywhere on the internet using my 664 00:28:04,319 --> 00:28:07,119 full name Laurel Rothamel. On Twitch, I go by just 665 00:28:07,200 --> 00:28:10,039 my first name Moral. But yeah, I do everything from 666 00:28:10,400 --> 00:28:14,799 voice acting, TTRPG stuff, gaming, and sometimes reaction content. 667 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:18,839 Speaker 2: So you just had a big Twitch subbathon recently I did. 668 00:28:19,200 --> 00:28:21,200 Speaker 4: Yeah, we just celebrated my five years on Twitch. So 669 00:28:22,240 --> 00:28:28,480 I streamed for oh gosh, like nineteen days straight. I 670 00:28:28,599 --> 00:28:33,400 know I should have streamed for a nineteen days gang Twitch. 671 00:28:33,440 --> 00:28:36,160 It's Laurel everywhere else it's Laurel Rothamel. If you want 672 00:28:36,160 --> 00:28:38,400 to subb to my Patreon, it's Laurel r. I know 673 00:28:38,519 --> 00:28:39,519 you can't get it everywhere. 674 00:28:39,880 --> 00:28:42,319 Speaker 3: It happens people who are familiar with me and Blaine, 675 00:28:42,559 --> 00:28:45,160 they might recognize your voice because you've done a lot 676 00:28:45,240 --> 00:28:48,759 of incredible work as a voice actress on tels from 677 00:28:48,839 --> 00:28:49,519 Sticky Dragon. 678 00:28:49,759 --> 00:28:52,640 Speaker 4: Yeah, thank you. Yeah, I actually just recorded more so 679 00:28:52,720 --> 00:28:54,359 you guys will see me in the or hear me 680 00:28:54,519 --> 00:28:55,960 in the next upcoming season two. 681 00:28:56,119 --> 00:28:56,839 Speaker 2: So nice. 682 00:28:56,880 --> 00:28:59,799 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'm really excited about this next character. And then 683 00:29:00,359 --> 00:29:02,559 y'all keep making me play characters that don't stick around 684 00:29:02,640 --> 00:29:07,039 very well, like mom Yo. 685 00:29:07,359 --> 00:29:11,359 Speaker 2: Oh god, I forgot about that. Also, you do a 686 00:29:11,400 --> 00:29:12,839 lot of horror content, right. 687 00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:15,640 Speaker 4: Mm hmm, yes, that's a special interest of mine. So 688 00:29:16,359 --> 00:29:18,880 around Halloween, I go all out on my YouTube channel 689 00:29:19,039 --> 00:29:20,079 and on Twitch. 690 00:29:19,920 --> 00:29:21,720 Speaker 2: Just like movie reviews and just. 691 00:29:22,079 --> 00:29:25,160 Speaker 4: Yeah, I'll talk about movies. We play scary games on 692 00:29:25,240 --> 00:29:28,079 my stream. I also like go all out for decorating 693 00:29:28,319 --> 00:29:28,960 for Halloween. 694 00:29:29,160 --> 00:29:31,839 Speaker 2: So yeah, awesome, Well, thank you so much for coming on. 695 00:29:32,079 --> 00:29:34,880 Speaker 3: We're going to go talk about all of our sins 696 00:29:35,039 --> 00:29:36,960 on why We're going to Hell, which you can catch 697 00:29:37,319 --> 00:29:39,880 next week if you go to Good Morning from Hell 698 00:29:39,920 --> 00:29:42,200 dot com and support us on our Patreon. 699 00:29:42,400 --> 00:29:44,559 Speaker 4: Yay, bye bye