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<v Speaker 2>Free never sounded so good.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, we're gonna get into these universal rules in

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<v Speaker 3>just a second, but I want to let you notice

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<v Speaker 3>stick around because JB is going to share with us.

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<v Speaker 2>He thinks he has found the worst neighbor in Austin.

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<v Speaker 4>Anyone could ever have, and then happened to a friend

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<v Speaker 4>of mine that is saying a lot. Well, I shouldn't

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<v Speaker 4>say it happened, it is happenings in it.

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<v Speaker 2>We've let that.

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<v Speaker 3>Coming up probably about fifteen minutes from now, so stick around.

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<v Speaker 2>But first, the ultimate and universal rules.

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<v Speaker 3>Before the break, Tricia told us that hers is righty tidy,

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<v Speaker 3>lefty lucy.

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<v Speaker 2>Everybody knows it right.

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<v Speaker 3>My ultimate universal rule is finders keepers, losers weepers.

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<v Speaker 2>That's a good one. That's mine.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, if you find something on the street, whatever

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<v Speaker 3>it's your, you have no responsibility none to seek out.

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<v Speaker 2>The owner of it.

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<v Speaker 4>That's got to be your English Irish roots. They're all

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<v Speaker 4>that way all over the UK, Like if it's not

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<v Speaker 4>bolted down.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean I am at some point in my life,

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<v Speaker 3>I will be in South Padre and I will be

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<v Speaker 3>metal detector guy. And that's the number one rule with

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<v Speaker 3>metal detector guide as finders keepers, losers, weepers, and I

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<v Speaker 3>will be scanning that beach with my big giant headphones on,

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<v Speaker 3>listening for the beeps and finding the treasures and.

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<v Speaker 5>Finding sunglasses and watches and coins.

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<v Speaker 4>I saw a guy once on on probably on Instagram,

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<v Speaker 4>and there was an old and it was a beach

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<v Speaker 4>and there's a metal detector guy out there and he

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<v Speaker 4>just had like handfuls of little metal shrapnel and he'd

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<v Speaker 4>go walk ahead of the guy just sort of flinging

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<v Speaker 4>it out to the left. It it was a bottle

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<v Speaker 4>cabs and worthless crap.

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<v Speaker 2>They're just flinging it everywhere.

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<v Speaker 4>So this guy is once he hits the zone's going

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<v Speaker 4>to be like, oh my god, Like every two feet

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<v Speaker 4>there's something an exhausting.

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<v Speaker 2>Day for that guy.

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<v Speaker 4>I've got a good universal law. Doesn't matter which line

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<v Speaker 4>you get in in the grocery store, you're going to

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<v Speaker 4>get in the one with someone with UH that needs

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<v Speaker 4>a price check. Oh yeah, it has an issue with

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<v Speaker 4>checking out, no matter what line you've chosen, Right, No,

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<v Speaker 4>matter what.

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<v Speaker 2>Or a mema writing a check. Oh, they're still out there.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh yeah, And you know what else mema has to

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<v Speaker 3>do after she writes her check, and she has to

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<v Speaker 3>put everything back in her purse exactly where it goes.

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<v Speaker 5>In her billfold, because that's what we call them, in

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<v Speaker 5>the right pocket.

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<v Speaker 2>Yep, yeah, it's funny.

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<v Speaker 4>How yeah, you know, in general, this is pure speculation,

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<v Speaker 4>the theory of mine. Women have not moved away from

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<v Speaker 4>the castle with society the way men have.

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<v Speaker 2>They still carry the big wallet with checks.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I bet, I bet my wife has a check book

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<v Speaker 2>book in her purse. I have a check book in mine,

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<v Speaker 2>and I carried a check book for twenty five years.

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<v Speaker 2>Twenty years. You know what?

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<v Speaker 5>A lot of it my checks. If I go back

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<v Speaker 5>through the register, they're the copied ones.

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<v Speaker 2>It's to school.

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<v Speaker 5>I've just sent checks a lot to school for our daughters,

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<v Speaker 5>Like buy a T shirt, you know that kind of thing.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fundraisers or something like that.

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<v Speaker 4>Remember how excited you wear to get a custom checks.

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<v Speaker 5>Took a long time to decide on your design and

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<v Speaker 5>the color.

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<v Speaker 2>I want the one with wild horses. It's a big decision.

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<v Speaker 3>I want the one with the Texas flag. That's the

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<v Speaker 3>one I want. And then I remember when carbon copies

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<v Speaker 3>became a big deal. You checkbooks, that was, oh my gosh,

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<v Speaker 2>Giby. I'm with you.

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<v Speaker 3>I bet in the last twenty five years, I've written

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<v Speaker 3>in ten checks.

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<v Speaker 2>Maybe ten.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I know there's only a few people. It's sort

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<v Speaker 4>of non negotiable, you know. It's like, yeah, irs, maybe

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<v Speaker 4>I don't you know there are maybe. Yeah, You're right

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<v Speaker 4>back to what was at hand, Like you know these

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<v Speaker 4>universal laws.

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<v Speaker 2>I think I might have even gotten this one from you, Sandy.

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<v Speaker 4>But it's like every time I plug in a USB,

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<v Speaker 4>I have a fifty to fifty shot of it.

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<v Speaker 2>Going in the right way, and it is wrong every time.

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<v Speaker 6>Yeah, every single time. Did I get that from you?

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<v Speaker 6>I've said that for a long time. Yeah, I always,

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<v Speaker 6>and I think about it every time I do it.

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<v Speaker 6>I'm like, am I and it's not fifty to fifty

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<v Speaker 6>because it's just I've done it enough times.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not you get it wrong every single day. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know about you, but Tricia, you know about this.

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<v Speaker 3>I have a tendency like when I take my vitamins

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<v Speaker 3>or my meds at night before I go to bed

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<v Speaker 3>I drop somehow they just fall out of my hand,

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<v Speaker 3>and when they do, they always bounce into the corner.

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<v Speaker 2>In the same spot, and it's gross under there.

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<v Speaker 5>I always think that it's where the pest control guy

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<v Speaker 5>sprayed something.

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<v Speaker 2>And now I'm thinking of just pill putting it in

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<v Speaker 2>my mouth every time.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know what my struggle with medication. I just

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<v Speaker 3>can't get it from my hand to my mind. It

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<v Speaker 3>tries Trician nuts that I dry swallow.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I can't to death.

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<v Speaker 4>My daughter does it, and I'm just like, how do

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<v Speaker 4>you do that? I've tried, and I've tried doing it

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<v Speaker 4>with coffee too. It doesn't work. It has to be it.

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<v Speaker 2>Has to be water. Yeah, what is the allure of

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<v Speaker 2>dry swallowing? It? Like? Why? Why?

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<v Speaker 3>Was just one of those things? It's really stupid, I'll

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<v Speaker 3>admit it. But I just like from my head to

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<v Speaker 3>let the body know who's in charge here.

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<v Speaker 5>It's really cool until your body chokes you when you

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<v Speaker 5>die from five still stuck in your throat.

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<v Speaker 3>I should probably apply that same line of thing. Can

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<v Speaker 3>let the you know, the brain, let the know the

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<v Speaker 3>who's in charge an exercise, But I don't really shots.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, bodies call the shots, or actually the heads call

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<v Speaker 2>the shots. The body is willing to do whatever it takes. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>the body will respond just for how long? Right, So I've.

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<v Speaker 4>Got another universal human thing. Tell me if you can

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<v Speaker 4>relate to this. When you go to a restaurant with

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<v Speaker 4>a group of people, or maybe it's just you know,

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<v Speaker 4>your your family, whatever, No matter what you order, especially

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<v Speaker 4>if it's at a newer place, whatever somebody else has

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<v Speaker 4>looks way better than what you are.

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<v Speaker 2>Absolute.

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<v Speaker 5>Yeah, Sandy is plagued, plagued by food.

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<v Speaker 3>We had waterburger the other day and I just got

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<v Speaker 3>a Jallapenia cheese waterburger.

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<v Speaker 2>Lambs.

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<v Speaker 3>We got chicken strips and I was looking at that.

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<v Speaker 3>I never get chicken strips. Damn, those look really good.

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<v Speaker 3>My weird thing about food at restaurants is I am incredible.

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<v Speaker 3>I have high anxiety over whether the portion is going

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<v Speaker 3>to be enough.

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<v Speaker 2>These are gonna be to the point where I'm so

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<v Speaker 2>aware of it.

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<v Speaker 5>Like when they bring our food out, if I see

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<v Speaker 5>that it's a small portion, I automatically to make him

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<v Speaker 5>feel better. I'll go, you can have some of mine. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 5>you're gonna have enough food.

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<v Speaker 4>That's a that's a spouse thing, I think because if

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<v Speaker 4>I can tell if my wife's disappointed, I can go you.

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<v Speaker 2>Can have mine, Like I'll eat.

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<v Speaker 4>And I was raised where you eat it is ever

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<v Speaker 4>is put in front of you, and you eat it all.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's how I was raised.

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<v Speaker 4>There was no picky eating in my family, right, and

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<v Speaker 4>so I'm still that way.

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<v Speaker 2>Like someone will go, oh.

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<v Speaker 4>Which one of these breakfast tacos do you want? I'm like,

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<v Speaker 4>I don't care, just toss me on.

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<v Speaker 3>Like right, if say your wife is out to dinner

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<v Speaker 3>or grabbing something, she texts you and she's like, hey,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm at jack Allen's.

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<v Speaker 2>Do you want me to bring something home for you?

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<v Speaker 2>I always say no.

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<v Speaker 3>You want to know why, because I know there's gonna

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<v Speaker 3>be plenty of leftovers to eat, Like I know that

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<v Speaker 3>the girls won't finish their meals, and I'll just do

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<v Speaker 3>that when they get home.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah.

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<v Speaker 5>But if I'm if you were to ask me that,

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<v Speaker 5>I'd be like, hang on, let me pull up the

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<v Speaker 5>menu and see what i want, and then I'm probably

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<v Speaker 5>gonna want you to bring dessert because it's special that

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<v Speaker 5>you're at the restaurant coming home and bringing stuff. So

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<v Speaker 5>I'm gonna go ahead and get dessert too, whereas I

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<v Speaker 5>wouldn't get it. Probably if I was there, liar, you

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<v Speaker 5>would too, I mean maybe.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't, she would.

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<v Speaker 3>Hey, coming up, JB's going to tell us about the

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<v Speaker 3>worst neighbor in Austin. And it's going on right, it's

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<v Speaker 3>going on right now, right, it's happening to a friend

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<v Speaker 3>of mine. I'll give you a little indication. It's in Terrytown.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh oh, I lovel annoying things.

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<v Speaker 4>All right, I'm with her. It's a problem. It's a problem.

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<v Speaker 2>All right. We're going to tell you all about that.

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<v Speaker 2>Coming up next. I heard of the precent feature is

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<v Speaker 2>dining it and I've been telling all my friends about it.

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<v Speaker 2>There on the app.

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<v Speaker 3>We are taking the day off, but we'll be back

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<v Speaker 3>on Monday. So enjoyed this from earlier this year. A

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<v Speaker 3>new dating trend. It seems like every week, every month

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<v Speaker 3>there's a new dating trin. This one just kind of

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<v Speaker 3>struck us funny. We'll get to it in a second.

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<v Speaker 3>It's the Jam and Sandy Show. Thanks for being with

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<v Speaker 3>and Sandy Morning Show and give us a like while

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<v Speaker 3>you are there. By the way, guys, thirty two years

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<v Speaker 3>ago today was the first World Trade Center bombing.

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<v Speaker 2>You remember that, oh, in the underground parking garage.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that was thirty two years ago. And what's weird

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<v Speaker 3>when you think back to that? Do you remember, like

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<v Speaker 3>David Letterman came out that night with black soot on

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<v Speaker 2>Do you remember like they were joking, They were joking

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<v Speaker 2>about it.

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<v Speaker 3>Gosh, I mean, and it was the first attempt to

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<v Speaker 3>take down the World Trade Center thirty two years ago,

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<v Speaker 3>and that just gave birth to what happened in two

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<v Speaker 3>thousand and one. Think about how mean Late Night TV

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<v Speaker 3>was with the O. J. Simpson stuff, the dancing edos

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<v Speaker 4>And then there was Norm McDonald, who I was always

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<v Speaker 2>At SML.

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<v Speaker 4>One of the Yeah, one of the NBC exacts was

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<v Speaker 4>stop with the OJ job jokes.

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<v Speaker 2>He couldn't, He just really couldn't forgive me. Is Norm

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<v Speaker 2>the guy that was murdered? No, he died of cancer? Oh?

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<v Speaker 2>Who was the SNL guy that was killed?

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<v Speaker 4>Why am I struggling with the name. He was the more,

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<v Speaker 4>the older and more heritage. Oh still Hartman Phil his wife? Yeah, herself.

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<v Speaker 2>Did she kill him? I was sleeping? Yeah? Shot it

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<v Speaker 2>while he was asleep. I figure that's how Tricia will

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<v Speaker 2>do me. Yeah, I got I got something a little

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<v Speaker 2>better plan. All right, so this new dating trend, Tricia,

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<v Speaker 4>Would you wake him up first and then now knows

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<v Speaker 2>Hey? You whoa? I got to make sure the insurance

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<v Speaker 2>policy is paid up first. You wouldn't get it if

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<v Speaker 2>he killed me. I have a way to cover it up,

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<v Speaker 2>I'm telling you.

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<v Speaker 5>Do you know how much dateline and murder mysteries I

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<v Speaker 3>That about his wife years ago, and watching those plot

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<v Speaker 3>and to kill me?

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<v Speaker 4>Yep, she's working on the perfect murder, and she'll say

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<v Speaker 4>there is no perfect murder.

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<v Speaker 2>And I.

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<v Speaker 3>Read the other day there's eighteen thousand or so unsolved.

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<v Speaker 4>I was talking to a friend of mine and I'll

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<v Speaker 4>her husband they killed, and it's been a closed case

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<v Speaker 4>and there's indisputable evidence that it was not. And so

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<v Speaker 4>he's trying to bring attention of how to tackle this

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<v Speaker 4>issue when you have a friend or loved one with

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<v Speaker 4>twenty thousand close cases.

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<v Speaker 3>I just I just looked it up real quick. It

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<v Speaker 3>to twenty twenty one, nearly three hundred and forty thousand

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<v Speaker 3>homicides and non negligent manslaughters were unsolved in the United States,

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<v Speaker 3>according to the Murder Accountability Project.

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<v Speaker 4>And a lot of it is, you know, and we're

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<v Speaker 4>going in the wrong direction in my opinion. I don't

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<v Speaker 4>want to get into that. But the police don't have

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<v Speaker 4>the resources to investigate that, so unless they have something indisputable,

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<v Speaker 2>Right it right.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, I mean you see a Texas you gave the

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<v Speaker 3>Texas number just a moment ago. I've got it right

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<v Speaker 3>in front of me. Uh yeah, in twenty yeah, very accurate.

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<v Speaker 3>You in twenty it's twenty six thousand unsolved.

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<v Speaker 2>Isn't that crazy? Yeah? That's crazy that.

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<v Speaker 3>The murder clearance rate in the state of Texas, meaning

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<v Speaker 3>they cleared the case closed it seventy three percent.

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<v Speaker 5>That's not very high, I know, but it's better than

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<v Speaker 5>I thought. It's better than I thought it would be.

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<v Speaker 5>But still, my.

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<v Speaker 2>God, how did we end up on this path?

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<v Speaker 4>Waking up everybody in a good mood to start their day, we're.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to talk about date night. Date night at the Costco, right, yep,

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<v Speaker 2>that's the new thing.

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<v Speaker 5>Some people so much go for an errand you know,

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<v Speaker 5>there to do list. But for some reason, couples are

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<v Speaker 5>turning their date night into a trip to Costco and

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<v Speaker 5>they're calling it their Kirkland's signature date night, or they

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<v Speaker 5>say they're going to the club. I think that's hilarious.

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<v Speaker 5>One woman was like, I never thought I'd get so

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<v Speaker 5>excited to go shopping with my husband.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh, it's not like new lead that I was thinking

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<v Speaker 4>of new couples, just getting to know each other.

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<v Speaker 5>That's what I no like a husband and wife a

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<v Speaker 5>couple like where do you.

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<v Speaker 2>Want to go the club? You know, a.

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<v Speaker 5>Fancy restaurant, know, and they stroll around and take all

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<v Speaker 5>the time they want go after that to every isle

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<v Speaker 5>at Costco.

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<v Speaker 4>That's very interesting you say that because we've talked about

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<v Speaker 4>it on the show. If you're a new listener. I

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<v Speaker 4>just went to Costco for the first time first time

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<v Speaker 4>a few months ago, and I've for some reason with

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<v Speaker 4>my wife and daughter. If I'm saying I'm going there,

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<v Speaker 4>can I go? Yeah, it's like excited to go. You

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<v Speaker 4>don't say that when I say Whole Foods or HB

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<v Speaker 4>sometimes Home Depot with my wife. But it's like, what's

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<v Speaker 4>the what is the fascination with it? But it's I've

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<v Speaker 4>found in the handful of times i've been there again

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<v Speaker 4>I'm a newbie, it's a hard thing to do with

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<v Speaker 4>two people because it's so overwhelming. There's so much stuff

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<v Speaker 4>in all directions. Yeah, yeah, and there's no rhythm to

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<v Speaker 4>the It drives me crazy. There's no rhythm to the

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<v Speaker 5>I don't like it that they don't tell you what's

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<v Speaker 5>on the aisle at the end, but that's just so

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<v Speaker 5>you go up and down.

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<v Speaker 2>I think the.

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<v Speaker 5>Draw of Costco is a little bit like the draw

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<v Speaker 5>of Target. You don't know what you need until you

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<v Speaker 5>see it in Target, you know what I mean, Like,

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<v Speaker 5>you don't know what you're gonna find, except it's on

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<v Speaker 5>a bigger scale at Costco like JB. I can't tell

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<v Speaker 5>you how much time Sandy and I have spent talking

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<v Speaker 5>about the burnt burnt ends like the brisket the brisket

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<v Speaker 5>burnt ends that you told us about, and we've had

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<v Speaker 5>an embarrassing number of conversations about them. Like it was exciting.

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<v Speaker 5>I know it's a big find.

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<v Speaker 4>You have no idea what kind of willpower It has

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<v Speaker 4>taken me a few times, a handful of times I've

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<v Speaker 4>been a Costco not to buy a free standing retro

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<v Speaker 4>video game.

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<v Speaker 2>Gallagha or something.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I want to put it in my daughter's apartment.

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<v Speaker 4>I go, this is what I wanted as a kid.

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<v Speaker 5>And if a friend had it, they were rich, they

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<v Speaker 5>probably had a pool too rich.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, like how fun would that be?

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<v Speaker 4>Because there's they have some of them it looks like

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<v Speaker 4>the game when you would go to the arcade, like

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<v Speaker 4>ship game, and then some of them have three or

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<v Speaker 4>four games built into it. You might have pac Man Defender.

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<v Speaker 4>Defender was so cool, Galaga, Oh that was not?

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<v Speaker 2>Always got pinched? Got pinched.

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<v Speaker 1>Not?

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<v Speaker 2>What was the centipede millipede one that came down at you? Yeah?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, as a Donkey Kong guy or Frogger.

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<v Speaker 2>I was a Frogger guy too.

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<v Speaker 4>Yeah, I have to do that for her fun.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, whatever you want for free.

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<v Speaker 3>If she wanted to do it, old school starre get

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<v Speaker 3>her a pair of roller skates and say try it

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<v Speaker 3>on roller skates.

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