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Speaker 3: All right, we're gonna get into these universal rules in
Speaker 3: just a second, but I want to let you notice
Speaker 3: stick around because JB is going to share with us.
Speaker 2: He thinks he has found the worst neighbor in Austin.
Speaker 4: Anyone could ever have, and then happened to a friend
Speaker 4: of mine that is saying a lot. Well, I shouldn't
Speaker 4: say it happened, it is happenings in it.
Speaker 2: We've let that.
Speaker 3: Coming up probably about fifteen minutes from now, so stick around.
Speaker 2: But first, the ultimate and universal rules.
Speaker 3: Before the break, Tricia told us that hers is righty tidy,
Speaker 3: lefty lucy.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows it right.
Speaker 3: My ultimate universal rule is finders keepers, losers weepers.
Speaker 2: That's a good one. That's mine.
Speaker 3: I mean, if you find something on the street, whatever
Speaker 3: it's your, you have no responsibility none to seek out.
Speaker 2: The owner of it.
Speaker 4: That's got to be your English Irish roots. They're all
Speaker 4: that way all over the UK, Like if it's not
Speaker 4: bolted down.
Speaker 3: I mean I am at some point in my life,
Speaker 3: I will be in South Padre and I will be
Speaker 3: metal detector guy. And that's the number one rule with
Speaker 3: metal detector guide as finders keepers, losers, weepers, and I
Speaker 3: will be scanning that beach with my big giant headphones on,
Speaker 3: listening for the beeps and finding the treasures and.
Speaker 5: Finding sunglasses and watches and coins.
Speaker 4: I saw a guy once on on probably on Instagram,
Speaker 4: and there was an old and it was a beach
Speaker 4: and there's a metal detector guy out there and he
Speaker 4: just had like handfuls of little metal shrapnel and he'd
Speaker 4: go walk ahead of the guy just sort of flinging
Speaker 4: it out to the left. It it was a bottle
Speaker 4: cabs and worthless crap.
Speaker 2: They're just flinging it everywhere.
Speaker 4: So this guy is once he hits the zone's going
Speaker 4: to be like, oh my god, Like every two feet
Speaker 4: there's something an exhausting.
Speaker 2: Day for that guy.
Speaker 4: I've got a good universal law. Doesn't matter which line
Speaker 4: you get in in the grocery store, you're going to
Speaker 4: get in the one with someone with UH that needs
Speaker 4: a price check. Oh yeah, it has an issue with
Speaker 4: checking out, no matter what line you've chosen, Right, No,
Speaker 4: matter what.
Speaker 2: Or a mema writing a check. Oh, they're still out there.
Speaker 3: Oh yeah, And you know what else mema has to
Speaker 3: do after she writes her check, and she has to
Speaker 3: put everything back in her purse exactly where it goes.
Speaker 5: In her billfold, because that's what we call them, in
Speaker 5: the right pocket.
Speaker 2: Yep, yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 4: How yeah, you know, in general, this is pure speculation,
Speaker 4: the theory of mine. Women have not moved away from
Speaker 4: the castle with society the way men have.
Speaker 2: They still carry the big wallet with checks.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I bet, I bet my wife has a check book
Speaker 2: book in her purse. I have a check book in mine,
Speaker 2: and I carried a check book for twenty five years.
Speaker 2: Twenty years. You know what?
Speaker 5: A lot of it my checks. If I go back
Speaker 5: through the register, they're the copied ones.
Speaker 2: It's to school.
Speaker 5: I've just sent checks a lot to school for our daughters,
Speaker 5: Like buy a T shirt, you know that kind of thing.
Speaker 2: I don't fundraisers or something like that.
Speaker 4: Remember how excited you wear to get a custom checks.
Speaker 5: Took a long time to decide on your design and
Speaker 5: the color.
Speaker 2: I want the one with wild horses. It's a big decision.
Speaker 3: I want the one with the Texas flag. That's the
Speaker 3: one I want. And then I remember when carbon copies
Speaker 3: became a big deal. You checkbooks, that was, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: huge deal.
Speaker 2: Giby. I'm with you.
Speaker 3: I bet in the last twenty five years, I've written
Speaker 3: in ten checks.
Speaker 2: Maybe ten.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I know there's only a few people. It's sort
Speaker 4: of non negotiable, you know. It's like, yeah, irs, maybe
Speaker 4: I don't you know there are maybe. Yeah, You're right
Speaker 4: back to what was at hand, Like you know these
Speaker 4: universal laws.
Speaker 2: I think I might have even gotten this one from you, Sandy.
Speaker 4: But it's like every time I plug in a USB,
Speaker 4: I have a fifty to fifty shot of it.
Speaker 2: Going in the right way, and it is wrong every time.
Speaker 6: Yeah, every single time. Did I get that from you?
Speaker 6: I've said that for a long time. Yeah, I always,
Speaker 6: and I think about it every time I do it.
Speaker 6: I'm like, am I and it's not fifty to fifty
Speaker 6: because it's just I've done it enough times.
Speaker 3: It's not you get it wrong every single day. I
Speaker 3: don't know about you, but Tricia, you know about this.
Speaker 3: I have a tendency like when I take my vitamins
Speaker 3: or my meds at night before I go to bed
Speaker 3: I drop somehow they just fall out of my hand,
Speaker 3: and when they do, they always bounce into the corner.
Speaker 2: In the same spot, and it's gross under there.
Speaker 5: I always think that it's where the pest control guy
Speaker 5: sprayed something.
Speaker 2: And now I'm thinking of just pill putting it in
Speaker 2: my mouth every time.
Speaker 3: I don't know what my struggle with medication. I just
Speaker 3: can't get it from my hand to my mind. It
Speaker 3: tries Trician nuts that I dry swallow.
Speaker 2: Like I can't to death.
Speaker 4: My daughter does it, and I'm just like, how do
Speaker 4: you do that? I've tried, and I've tried doing it
Speaker 4: with coffee too. It doesn't work. It has to be it.
Speaker 2: Has to be water. Yeah, what is the allure of
Speaker 2: dry swallowing? It? Like? Why? Why?
Speaker 3: Was just one of those things? It's really stupid, I'll
Speaker 3: admit it. But I just like from my head to
Speaker 3: let the body know who's in charge here.
Speaker 5: It's really cool until your body chokes you when you
Speaker 5: die from five still stuck in your throat.
Speaker 3: I should probably apply that same line of thing. Can
Speaker 3: let the you know, the brain, let the know the
Speaker 3: who's in charge an exercise, But I don't really shots.
Speaker 2: Yeah, bodies call the shots, or actually the heads call
Speaker 2: the shots. The body is willing to do whatever it takes. Yeah,
Speaker 2: the body will respond just for how long? Right, So I've.
Speaker 4: Got another universal human thing. Tell me if you can
Speaker 4: relate to this. When you go to a restaurant with
Speaker 4: a group of people, or maybe it's just you know,
Speaker 4: your your family, whatever, No matter what you order, especially
Speaker 4: if it's at a newer place, whatever somebody else has
Speaker 4: looks way better than what you are.
Speaker 2: Absolute.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Sandy is plagued, plagued by food.
Speaker 3: We had waterburger the other day and I just got
Speaker 3: a Jallapenia cheese waterburger.
Speaker 2: Lambs.
Speaker 3: We got chicken strips and I was looking at that.
Speaker 3: I never get chicken strips. Damn, those look really good.
Speaker 3: My weird thing about food at restaurants is I am incredible.
Speaker 3: I have high anxiety over whether the portion is going
Speaker 3: to be enough.
Speaker 2: These are gonna be to the point where I'm so
Speaker 2: aware of it.
Speaker 5: Like when they bring our food out, if I see
Speaker 5: that it's a small portion, I automatically to make him
Speaker 5: feel better. I'll go, you can have some of mine. Yeah,
Speaker 5: you're gonna have enough food.
Speaker 4: That's a that's a spouse thing, I think because if
Speaker 4: I can tell if my wife's disappointed, I can go you.
Speaker 2: Can have mine, Like I'll eat.
Speaker 4: And I was raised where you eat it is ever
Speaker 4: is put in front of you, and you eat it all.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's how I was raised.
Speaker 4: There was no picky eating in my family, right, and
Speaker 4: so I'm still that way.
Speaker 2: Like someone will go, oh.
Speaker 4: Which one of these breakfast tacos do you want? I'm like,
Speaker 4: I don't care, just toss me on.
Speaker 3: Like right, if say your wife is out to dinner
Speaker 3: or grabbing something, she texts you and she's like, hey,
Speaker 3: I'm at jack Allen's.
Speaker 2: Do you want me to bring something home for you?
Speaker 2: I always say no.
Speaker 3: You want to know why, because I know there's gonna
Speaker 3: be plenty of leftovers to eat, Like I know that
Speaker 3: the girls won't finish their meals, and I'll just do
Speaker 3: that when they get home.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 5: But if I'm if you were to ask me that,
Speaker 5: I'd be like, hang on, let me pull up the
Speaker 5: menu and see what i want, and then I'm probably
Speaker 5: gonna want you to bring dessert because it's special that
Speaker 5: you're at the restaurant coming home and bringing stuff. So
Speaker 5: I'm gonna go ahead and get dessert too, whereas I
Speaker 5: wouldn't get it. Probably if I was there, liar, you
Speaker 5: would too, I mean maybe.
Speaker 2: I don't, she would.
Speaker 3: Hey, coming up, JB's going to tell us about the
Speaker 3: worst neighbor in Austin. And it's going on right, it's
Speaker 3: going on right now, right, it's happening to a friend
Speaker 3: of mine. I'll give you a little indication. It's in Terrytown.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I lovel annoying things.
Speaker 4: All right, I'm with her. It's a problem. It's a problem.
Speaker 2: All right. We're going to tell you all about that.
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Speaker 3: We are taking the day off, but we'll be back
Speaker 3: on Monday. So enjoyed this from earlier this year. A
Speaker 3: new dating trend. It seems like every week, every month
Speaker 3: there's a new dating trin. This one just kind of
Speaker 3: struck us funny. We'll get to it in a second.
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Speaker 3: you are there. By the way, guys, thirty two years
Speaker 3: ago today was the first World Trade Center bombing.
Speaker 2: You remember that, oh, in the underground parking garage.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that was thirty two years ago. And what's weird
Speaker 3: when you think back to that? Do you remember, like
Speaker 3: David Letterman came out that night with black soot on
Speaker 3: his face.
Speaker 2: Do you remember like they were joking, They were joking
Speaker 2: about it.
Speaker 3: Gosh, I mean, and it was the first attempt to
Speaker 3: take down the World Trade Center thirty two years ago,
Speaker 3: and that just gave birth to what happened in two
Speaker 3: thousand and one. Think about how mean Late Night TV
Speaker 3: was with the O. J. Simpson stuff, the dancing edos
Speaker 3: and and one of them finally sensitive is probably Yeah.
Speaker 3: I think it was Letterman that came out and said, yeah,
Speaker 3: I'm not going to do that. I just don't find
Speaker 3: anything real funny about two people being murdered, you know
Speaker 3: what I mean? J jokes, He dropped the OJ stuff.
Speaker 4: And then there was Norm McDonald, who I was always
Speaker 4: a big fan of, and that's why he lost his job.
Speaker 2: At SML.
Speaker 4: One of the Yeah, one of the NBC exacts was
Speaker 4: really good friends with OJ and kept telling him to
Speaker 4: stop with the OJ job jokes.
Speaker 2: He couldn't, He just really couldn't forgive me. Is Norm
Speaker 2: the guy that was murdered? No, he died of cancer? Oh?
Speaker 2: Who was the SNL guy that was killed?
Speaker 4: Oh?
Speaker 2: That was.
Speaker 4: Why am I struggling with the name. He was the more,
Speaker 4: the older and more heritage. Oh still Hartman Phil his wife? Yeah, herself.
Speaker 4: I've watched so many documentaries about that.
Speaker 2: Did she kill him? I was sleeping? Yeah? Shot it
Speaker 2: while he was asleep. I figure that's how Tricia will
Speaker 2: do me. Yeah, I got I got something a little
Speaker 2: better plan. All right, so this new dating trend, Tricia,
Speaker 2: you've got this right?
Speaker 4: Would you wake him up first and then now knows
Speaker 4: it was me?
Speaker 2: Hey? You whoa? I got to make sure the insurance
Speaker 2: policy is paid up first. You wouldn't get it if
Speaker 2: he killed me. I have a way to cover it up,
Speaker 2: I'm telling you.
Speaker 5: Do you know how much dateline and murder mysteries I
Speaker 5: watched Hot JB said.
Speaker 3: That about his wife years ago, and watching those plot
Speaker 3: and to kill me?
Speaker 4: Yep, she's working on the perfect murder, and she'll say
Speaker 4: there is no perfect murder.
Speaker 2: And I.
Speaker 3: Read the other day there's eighteen thousand or so unsolved.
Speaker 2: I think it's more than that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, no, it's more than that. There this is pure coincidence.
Speaker 4: I was talking to a friend of mine and I'll
Speaker 4: go into too many details, but he had they have
Speaker 4: suspicion that his sister was not a suicide. It was
Speaker 4: her husband they killed, and it's been a closed case
Speaker 4: and there's indisputable evidence that it was not. And so
Speaker 4: he's trying to bring attention of how to tackle this
Speaker 4: issue when you have a friend or loved one with
Speaker 4: a closed case that you know shouldn't be closed. So
Speaker 4: to the point he said, in Texas alone, there are
Speaker 4: twenty thousand close cases.
Speaker 3: I just I just looked it up real quick. It
Speaker 3: says this is what I got. From nineteen sixty five
Speaker 3: to twenty twenty one, nearly three hundred and forty thousand
Speaker 3: homicides and non negligent manslaughters were unsolved in the United States,
Speaker 3: according to the Murder Accountability Project.
Speaker 4: And a lot of it is, you know, and we're
Speaker 4: going in the wrong direction in my opinion. I don't
Speaker 4: want to get into that. But the police don't have
Speaker 4: the resources to investigate that, so unless they have something indisputable,
Speaker 4: they won't.
Speaker 2: Right it right.
Speaker 3: Wow, I mean you see a Texas you gave the
Speaker 3: Texas number just a moment ago. I've got it right
Speaker 3: in front of me. Uh yeah, in twenty yeah, very accurate.
Speaker 3: You in twenty it's twenty six thousand unsolved.
Speaker 2: Isn't that crazy? Yeah? That's crazy that.
Speaker 3: The murder clearance rate in the state of Texas, meaning
Speaker 3: they cleared the case closed it seventy three percent.
Speaker 5: That's not very high, I know, but it's better than
Speaker 5: I thought. It's better than I thought it would be.
Speaker 5: But still, my.
Speaker 2: God, how did we end up on this path?
Speaker 4: Waking up everybody in a good mood to start their day, we're.
Speaker 2: Going to talk about date night. Date night at the Costco, right, yep,
Speaker 2: that's the new thing.
Speaker 5: Some people so much go for an errand you know,
Speaker 5: there to do list. But for some reason, couples are
Speaker 5: turning their date night into a trip to Costco and
Speaker 5: they're calling it their Kirkland's signature date night, or they
Speaker 5: say they're going to the club. I think that's hilarious.
Speaker 5: One woman was like, I never thought I'd get so
Speaker 5: excited to go shopping with my husband.
Speaker 4: Oh, it's not like new lead that I was thinking
Speaker 4: of new couples, just getting to know each other.
Speaker 5: That's what I no like a husband and wife a
Speaker 5: couple like where do you.
Speaker 2: Want to go the club? You know, a.
Speaker 5: Fancy restaurant, know, and they stroll around and take all
Speaker 5: the time they want go after that to every isle
Speaker 5: at Costco.
Speaker 4: That's very interesting you say that because we've talked about
Speaker 4: it on the show. If you're a new listener. I
Speaker 4: just went to Costco for the first time first time
Speaker 4: a few months ago, and I've for some reason with
Speaker 4: my wife and daughter. If I'm saying I'm going there,
Speaker 4: can I go? Yeah, it's like excited to go. You
Speaker 4: don't say that when I say Whole Foods or HB
Speaker 4: sometimes Home Depot with my wife. But it's like, what's
Speaker 4: the what is the fascination with it? But it's I've
Speaker 4: found in the handful of times i've been there again
Speaker 4: I'm a newbie, it's a hard thing to do with
Speaker 4: two people because it's so overwhelming. There's so much stuff
Speaker 4: in all directions. Yeah, yeah, and there's no rhythm to
Speaker 4: the It drives me crazy. There's no rhythm to the
Speaker 4: cart flow.
Speaker 5: I don't like it that they don't tell you what's
Speaker 5: on the aisle at the end, but that's just so
Speaker 5: you go up and down.
Speaker 2: I think the.
Speaker 5: Draw of Costco is a little bit like the draw
Speaker 5: of Target. You don't know what you need until you
Speaker 5: see it in Target, you know what I mean, Like,
Speaker 5: you don't know what you're gonna find, except it's on
Speaker 5: a bigger scale at Costco like JB. I can't tell
Speaker 5: you how much time Sandy and I have spent talking
Speaker 5: about the burnt burnt ends like the brisket the brisket
Speaker 5: burnt ends that you told us about, and we've had
Speaker 5: an embarrassing number of conversations about them. Like it was exciting.
Speaker 5: I know it's a big find.
Speaker 4: You have no idea what kind of willpower It has
Speaker 4: taken me a few times, a handful of times I've
Speaker 4: been a Costco not to buy a free standing retro
Speaker 4: video game.
Speaker 2: Gallagha or something.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I want to put it in my daughter's apartment.
Speaker 4: I go, this is what I wanted as a kid.
Speaker 5: And if a friend had it, they were rich, they
Speaker 5: probably had a pool too rich.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like how fun would that be?
Speaker 4: Because there's they have some of them it looks like
Speaker 4: the game when you would go to the arcade, like
Speaker 4: ship game, and then some of them have three or
Speaker 4: four games built into it. You might have pac Man Defender.
Speaker 4: Defender was so cool, Galaga, Oh that was not?
Speaker 2: Always got pinched? Got pinched.
Speaker 1: Not?
Speaker 2: What was the centipede millipede one that came down at you? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Yeah, as a Donkey Kong guy or Frogger.
Speaker 2: I was a Frogger guy too.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I have to do that for her fun.
Speaker 2: Yeah, whatever you want for free.
Speaker 3: If she wanted to do it, old school starre get
Speaker 3: her a pair of roller skates and say try it
Speaker 3: on roller skates.
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