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<v Speaker 1>You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike Benyon Groan and

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<v Speaker 1>Lee Robertson.

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<v Speaker 2>O listen, why is the astagram muffin juicy juicy Mango?

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<v Speaker 2>You're looking very nice? Oh hello, you're watching Chewing the Cud,

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<v Speaker 2>your lighthearted weekly look at the world through a pair

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<v Speaker 2>of rainbow sudden glasses. I'm Mike Bennon wrote all with

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<v Speaker 2>me today is a person who could not be trusted

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<v Speaker 2>with anything. You don't want to be dazzled. It's Lee Robertson. Hello, Okay, they.

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<v Speaker 3>Love I am fine, just fine, fine, not gray, not amazing, fine.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, well this is fine. What have you got for

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<v Speaker 2>us this weekly?

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<v Speaker 3>Well, I'm bringing you a story about a pop star

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<v Speaker 3>who's getting her own documentary. I'm also going to be

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<v Speaker 3>playing again.

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<v Speaker 2>And then Lee will be showing us something he came

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<v Speaker 2>up with last minute in Crafty Queens. But on screen

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<v Speaker 2>now you can see how contact details. It's at the

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<v Speaker 2>cood TV. On social media, I as you want to

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<v Speaker 2>catch up with previous episodes, you can always bringe us

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<v Speaker 2>on YouTube look for Chewing Liquid.

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<v Speaker 3>And you can see the names of people who have

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<v Speaker 3>reached out and touched our soul. Going across that bottom

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<v Speaker 3>of the screen. But now it's time for Mike and

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<v Speaker 3>the boats.

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<v Speaker 4>Hi.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm trying to disturb you. Buffing mercuticals, that's what they're

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<v Speaker 2>calling it these days. How aware of your parts of

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<v Speaker 2>your body, very.

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<v Speaker 3>Aware of all parts of all of them at every

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<v Speaker 3>single given man to day, all night I can identify.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So you have a stitch on your body, so

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<v Speaker 2>a little seam? Can you think about where I'm talking about?

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<v Speaker 2>The little scene?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't want to say it. What do you not

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<v Speaker 3>want to say because if I say it then you'll go, No,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not it's you. It's somewhere else. The scrouton scene. Oh, okay,

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<v Speaker 3>it's not, is it? It is?

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<v Speaker 2>So? So the line runy down in the middle of

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<v Speaker 2>the scrotum, right, it's called called the scrotle wrath, okay,

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<v Speaker 2>which I thought was quite nice. So this results from

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<v Speaker 2>the fusions of your grin of google folds during male

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<v Speaker 2>fetal developments. So when you a baby in womb.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't what, don't don't say that? That what you just

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<v Speaker 3>said then in that in that accent. Ever again, when you're.

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<v Speaker 2>A little bear wo womb, are you aroused?

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<v Speaker 3>I hate it?

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, I found it a hate every time you do

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<v Speaker 2>your share from now on, that's going out, just saying,

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<v Speaker 2>so the fusion forms the scrotum and the penis, leaving

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<v Speaker 2>a visible line from the anus through the parodem on

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<v Speaker 2>the scrotum, so it actually goes all the way down.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm aware I have.

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<v Speaker 2>So Okay, so yes, I don't know how to follow

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<v Speaker 2>on from that revelation of you and what you've just done. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>so apparently it's completely old to have everyone's got one.

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<v Speaker 2>Women have got one too. It just stops sooner because

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<v Speaker 2>of you, because they don't have testicles, because it opens up,

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<v Speaker 2>doesn't it stays closed.

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. I've never been there. Why are you doing?

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<v Speaker 3>Why are you doing? The predator?

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<v Speaker 2>Because because the ladies' places they go around and gentlemen's.

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<v Speaker 3>Are a bull I'll take your word for that.

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<v Speaker 2>So yeah, should we move on? Is that was that? It?

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<v Speaker 2>That was it?

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<v Speaker 4>Well?

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<v Speaker 2>There was?

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<v Speaker 3>What was the point of it?

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<v Speaker 2>Your revelation was a bit off putting, to be fairly.

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<v Speaker 3>All right, Okay, next week nipples? Well what have you

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<v Speaker 3>done with nipples? Do you know what those two things

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<v Speaker 3>are called? On chest? People are shocked. Millenniums are shocked.

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<v Speaker 3>Millenniums millennium falcons are shot. Ooh snip snip snip. Why

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<v Speaker 3>are you chopping the nipples out? Let's move on. Let's

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<v Speaker 3>move on.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't use dating apps, do you? No?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't need to.

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<v Speaker 2>People just floapy. This is at him.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm in a committed long term relationship.

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<v Speaker 2>Well, some people are in.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not poo pooing it sites for that as well.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, there's been some more research from the University of

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<v Speaker 2>Southampton and the University of Harvard collaborating. Oh that's a

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<v Speaker 2>spicy collapse. All dating preferences of two thousand individuals raised

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<v Speaker 2>from eighteen to forty m okay, so people are significantly

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<v Speaker 2>younger than the others. Users were more inclined to match

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<v Speaker 2>with which political party do you think? I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>Reform UK really, so out of people that were Tory Labor,

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<v Speaker 2>Lib DEM's Green Reform, people were more likely to vote

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<v Speaker 2>to go Perhaps with those people.

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<v Speaker 3>It looks like it looks like a chameleon that's about

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<v Speaker 3>to lap its tongue out and grab hold of them.

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<v Speaker 2>What do you mean, working class man of the people,

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<v Speaker 2>multi millionaire that he is? Yeah, yeah, so conservative users

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<v Speaker 2>were more accepting of Reform UK supporters than labor voters,

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<v Speaker 2>which was sort of hinting towards people being very political

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<v Speaker 2>polarizations happening more in dating.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, don't give a ship here, No, massively does that?

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<v Speaker 3>Does that have an inpeenct on you when you're looking for.

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<v Speaker 2>Some peen A little bit? A little bit so if this?

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<v Speaker 3>But you know, see this is the conundrum, right, massive

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<v Speaker 3>hung whatever it is that you're into, Yeah, but what's this?

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<v Speaker 4>What is this?

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<v Speaker 3>Where's the squeaking?

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<v Speaker 2>Let's just downstairs?

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<v Speaker 3>But they were an uber tory. Would you go just

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<v Speaker 3>don't say anything put it in? Or would you go

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<v Speaker 3>I don't. I don't want to. As much as I

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<v Speaker 3>want that big dick energy.

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<v Speaker 2>I like to climb ut saying something that would hate

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<v Speaker 2>Oh okay right and try right to human rights.

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<v Speaker 3>They're just oh okay, all over them? Right. Yeah, I'm

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<v Speaker 3>glad we asked I did. People are stupid nowadays, so

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<v Speaker 3>aren't they in general? Yes?

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, and don't forget if you want to while shouting

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<v Speaker 2>trans rights to human rights, why not do that with us?

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<v Speaker 2>We are at the ko TV on social media. That

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<v Speaker 2>brings is nicely to our story of the week. Now

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<v Speaker 2>you breathe allegedly and your nose breathe about default, aren't

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<v Speaker 2>you You don't.

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<v Speaker 3>Have no, I don't no. I don't breathe through my mouth.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, but when you've got a cold, yes, you obviously

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<v Speaker 2>have to yes, because you're blocked up. Not anymore, there

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<v Speaker 2>is now a new way of breathing. Yes. Scientists in

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<v Speaker 2>Japan have discovered a way of having rectal breathing.

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<v Speaker 3>Cut the lies, cut the camera and I'm done. What

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<v Speaker 3>rectal breathing?

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<v Speaker 2>It smell great?

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<v Speaker 3>But so when you literally can say your breath was

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<v Speaker 3>like ship? Is it a far?

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<v Speaker 2>Is it about? We'll never know. No, So researchers in

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<v Speaker 2>Tokyo Medical and Dental University there's a choice of demonstrating

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<v Speaker 2>that oxygen can be absorbed through the lining of the

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<v Speaker 2>large intestine, and it's called internal enteral ventilation. You've got thoughts,

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<v Speaker 2>I just I.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't have thoughts.

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<v Speaker 2>So it's going to be used as a backup weight

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<v Speaker 2>of people breathing if their lungs are severely damaged.

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<v Speaker 3>So in the hospital you'll be there, goole.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't want a gassy ass.

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<v Speaker 3>You want something inserted in there.

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<v Speaker 2>I can get that grinder.

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<v Speaker 3>I feel like wanted posters up in NA and A departments.

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<v Speaker 3>If this man comes in and saying he can't breathe

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<v Speaker 3>only from his but only from his bomb hole, whose

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<v Speaker 3>do not do not enable him?

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<v Speaker 2>Like the people going trying to score drugs, like, Oh,

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<v Speaker 2>I've been a lot of pain. I'm druggling to breathe.

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<v Speaker 3>Are the only way I think I can do it

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<v Speaker 3>is through my bom bomb.

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<v Speaker 2>I've given you silicon K. So yeah, would you like

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<v Speaker 2>to see how it was developed?

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<v Speaker 3>If we must?

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<v Speaker 2>So they've developed this using pigs?

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<v Speaker 3>Why not?

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<v Speaker 2>Well, pigs are used a lot for medical experiments.

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<v Speaker 3>Because there's also a rat and little bubbles coming out

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<v Speaker 3>of the bottoms a mouse. They've got a little mask

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<v Speaker 3>on because obviously.

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<v Speaker 2>They need to stop them breathing. Okay, so they've been suffocated.

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<v Speaker 2>The animals will shoving gas up.

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<v Speaker 3>There that the loach. Did they stick that up?

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<v Speaker 2>Yes, that's what they stuck up. They found out because

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<v Speaker 2>of this this sea creature that.

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<v Speaker 3>Breathe out of its bomb Yes, how did they know that?

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<v Speaker 3>Though this is all very suspicious, I think.

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<v Speaker 2>Survived. I don't know.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there's a scientist trying to explain why he's

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<v Speaker 3>gone through like thousands and thousands of pounds worth of eels,

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<v Speaker 3>eggs and ball gags. It's because we can bring up

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<v Speaker 3>of more bottoms.

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<v Speaker 2>Why would you go for a mouse? It's a very anyway.

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<v Speaker 2>So they've tried on lots of different animals before they

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<v Speaker 2>tried it on humans and it's called an O two PFC.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, yeah, I think that's lovely.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah. Good. That's all for the bus this week.

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<v Speaker 3>I think there may be a little bit of trickery foot.

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<v Speaker 2>Trickery from me.

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<v Speaker 3>No, but stay right there.

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<v Speaker 2>As coming up after this short break, we're going to

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<v Speaker 2>get up to date with celebrity news. In the showis

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<v Speaker 2>welcome back and you're watching Chewing the Cud. This is

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<v Speaker 2>the part of the show where we're looking for the

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<v Speaker 2>sparkly side of the world of celebrity and media. In

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<v Speaker 2>the show biz Widdley.

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<v Speaker 3>So fastbook show is news. There is a new queer

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<v Speaker 3>themed TV show coming from BBC. They're quite good at

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<v Speaker 3>the BBC producing queer thinged entertainment. There was last year

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<v Speaker 3>there was the series about the two older Afro Caribbean

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<v Speaker 3>men that was really good. I Kista Boil that's a

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<v Speaker 3>Little an Archistic Girl has been a little bit controversial lately,

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<v Speaker 3>but anyway, so we're going to have something called what

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<v Speaker 3>it feels Like for a Girl, not the Madonna song

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<v Speaker 3>girls Can We Jeane and Brush their Hair? Do you

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<v Speaker 3>remember that song? No? No, anyway, So it's it's the

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<v Speaker 3>It's called what it feels Like If a Girl is

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<v Speaker 3>inspired by the memoir of trans journalist and writer Paris

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<v Speaker 3>Lee's Okay Cool. So it's as a raw, heartbreaking and

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<v Speaker 3>hilarious drama that explores escape, self discovery, and self destruction. Ooh,

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<v Speaker 3>and it will follow Byron that's the name with a

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<v Speaker 3>character who is growing up in Nottingham in the naughties

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<v Speaker 3>obviously goes on a journey. It's so he goes to

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<v Speaker 3>college and kind of realizes there's more to the world

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<v Speaker 3>out there, so he kind of finds his tribe. Did

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<v Speaker 3>you ever find your tribe? Mike?

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<v Speaker 2>I found my tribe quite early on?

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<v Speaker 3>Did you where you don't want to know?

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<v Speaker 2>No?

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<v Speaker 3>A gang of kindred spirits. So there is the mesmerizing

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<v Speaker 3>Lady Die, there is Sticky Nicky, We've got dirty Damien,

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<v Speaker 3>and there is a beautiful, acid tongued Sasha. So they

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<v Speaker 3>beg Steele, borrow do all this drug taking. There's loads

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<v Speaker 3>and loads of stuff. The book was released in twenty

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<v Speaker 3>So that sounds that. So that's going to be on

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<v Speaker 3>watch it. This is what I'm very excited about. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't if you know, I'm a little bit of a

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<v Speaker 2>Da now I am, Yeah, i am. But if it's

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<v Speaker 3>be a documentary about Kylie coming to Netflix. I know, Mike.

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<v Speaker 3>It's very exciting. It's going to be called Kylie Infinite

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<v Speaker 3>Disco and it's a definitive documentary series to chronicle the

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<v Speaker 3>there is no other feelings. So do it again, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I like Kylie.

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<v Speaker 2>It can't be Infinite Disco. Why because there'll be a

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<v Speaker 3>It's more than a documentary, Mike. It's a vibrant, glitter

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<v Speaker 3>and time again.

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<v Speaker 2>Again.

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<v Speaker 3>No, she wasn't dying the first time. That is the

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<v Speaker 3>kindly verse trying to kill you for this time.

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<v Speaker 2>About to say something else, but look I'm drinking at

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<v Speaker 3>It is. So that's her on her recent tour which

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<v Speaker 3>I went to. I didn't know if I mentioned that.

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<v Speaker 3>Very very enjoyable. So it's going to be it's with

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<v Speaker 3>Netflix with Freemantle in Australia. They kind of did, like

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<v Speaker 1>It's just making me hard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah. But also we've got a mark our calendars because

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<v Speaker 2>Because do you know what us still do.

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<v Speaker 2>I help.

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<v Speaker 3>I will be having one of those because look, I

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<v Speaker 3>that we'll go next to it. I was very exciting. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, any big fan of Kylief? Yeah, you enjoyed the

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<v Speaker 2>concert right much? How much did you enjoy the concert?

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<v Speaker 3>Very much?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay? Good? Good stuff.

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<v Speaker 5>You know.

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<v Speaker 3>it that much. That was me waiting for it to start,

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<v Speaker 3>and then that was me at the end. Wow. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>some things are never never sacrament in this place. Wow,

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<v Speaker 3>you're gonna leave it up there duration for the rest?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, I think it was for a little while, because

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<v Speaker 2>it's a great photo.

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<v Speaker 3>I wasn't even pulling that on purpose. I was just

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<v Speaker 3>taking a paragraph my friend, and when I saw it,

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<v Speaker 3>I went, what the are you doing? I'm literally gurning.

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<v Speaker 3>That's what you do. What do they call it when

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<v Speaker 3>you're like going for like twenty minutes?

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<v Speaker 2>What's that called edgy?

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<v Speaker 3>No, there's another one gooning or going gooning?

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<v Speaker 2>You're not going?

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<v Speaker 3>Am I not.

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<v Speaker 2>Going? What do we do to goon?

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<v Speaker 3>Anyway, Let's move on to the next way to Showby's news,

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<v Speaker 3>last bit to show his news. Yeah, I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>when it's going to appear next though, because no one

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<v Speaker 3>you plustered all over them from my car when I

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<v Speaker 3>go and go down later. Sarah Ferguson Fergie not black

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<v Speaker 3>eyed Peas furg No, No, that the ex member of

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<v Speaker 3>the royal family Fergie toe sucking Fergie. She she believed, No,

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<v Speaker 3>she doesn't believe. She is sure that queen that the

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<v Speaker 3>late Queen Elizabeth is speaking to her through her corny's corny's.

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<v Speaker 2>Corns speak to me, your majesty.

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<v Speaker 3>When she's sucking on it.

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<v Speaker 1>One does not like that.

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<v Speaker 3>No, not through her corns, through her corkies. So the

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<v Speaker 3>queen that's just died, Quebec Queen Elizabeth. Second. So yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>so when the queen died, Sarah Ferguson, she adopted two

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<v Speaker 3>of the queen's She adopted two of the queen's dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>Stole to the dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>They're called Muick and Sandy. Okay, And she says that

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<v Speaker 3>she's sure that the late queen talks to her through

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<v Speaker 3>the dogs.

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<v Speaker 2>So she queen is possessing the dogs.

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<v Speaker 3>She said, she's still d is communicating with her years

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<v Speaker 3>after her death through the dog's bar. That's not Sarah,

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<v Speaker 3>because that's queen when she was queen always had corkies

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<v Speaker 3>from when she was a very young child. She said,

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<v Speaker 3>they I've got a dog, What are gonna? I have them?

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<v Speaker 3>And she says every morning they come in and go

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<v Speaker 3>wolf wolf, and I'm sure it's her talking to me,

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<v Speaker 3>she said in an interview for a mental asylum. I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know whether it's perhaps they go wolf, dobby A

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<v Speaker 3>you suck, she says. I'm sure it's her reminding me

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<v Speaker 3>that I'm still around. The dogs live with the Duchess

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<v Speaker 3>and Prince Andrew are the hope. Now I don't know

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<v Speaker 3>whether that because I didn't think they were. They were.

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<v Speaker 3>Obviously they're divorced, but if they lived together.

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<v Speaker 2>To get a good friend for ages and.

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<v Speaker 3>But the Royal Lodge in Windsor. I'm not convinced that

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<v Speaker 3>the Queen is talking through the corkies.

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<v Speaker 2>Is fair? You currently strapped for cash because this happens.

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<v Speaker 3>Do you think I foresee a tour of her going

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<v Speaker 3>around like a bit like everybody Cliff Richard.

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<v Speaker 2>She thought herself like Cliff Richards many, but.

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<v Speaker 3>Everybody else I can like like like a psychic psychic

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<v Speaker 3>Sally type when when she's in the middle too, Corky's

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<v Speaker 3>outside and she's going to anybody ever, anybody want to

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<v Speaker 3>ask them again question and they go oh from the audience.

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<v Speaker 3>When you die and the dog goes off, you know

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<v Speaker 3>it's Margaret.

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<v Speaker 2>Does that babe, Charlie Margaret.

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<v Speaker 3>Off off Okay, well, and I don't believe it, but

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<v Speaker 3>you know, if you believe it, that's fine, Sarah. If

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<v Speaker 3>you believe it, that's fine.

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<v Speaker 2>That was the queen just spoke.

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<v Speaker 3>That was the c.

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<v Speaker 2>Or is she Yes, she's coming.

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<v Speaker 3>She's talking through a corgy. I've been wonder pressing. It

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<v Speaker 3>was like a horse. But that's just me anyway. That's

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<v Speaker 3>all the sweet show business.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh dear lord, thanks for that, Lee, really, thank you.

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<v Speaker 3>Totally welcome, but don't go away anywhere because coming after this,

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<v Speaker 3>we have a game for you to play along within

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<v Speaker 3>our game of the week.

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<v Speaker 2>Welcome back to Chewing the Cud with Mike benin Roe

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<v Speaker 2>Andally Robertson. Now this is the part of the show

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<v Speaker 2>where we play a little game and this is for

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<v Speaker 2>the man who wants well he said he followed the

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<v Speaker 2>pink road through to the tunnel. It's Lee, So off

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<v Speaker 2>your pop.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, wearing words with you later because you chucked that.

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<v Speaker 1>Day a week.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So we're going to play gave of who's that then,

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<v Speaker 2>which is why I'm going to give Lee a situation

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<v Speaker 2>and Lee has to describe it as an impression of celebrity.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes, I work out with crity. Do you have to

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<v Speaker 3>work out who the celebrity is?

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, So the first situation I'm going to give you is,

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<v Speaker 2>this celebrity is buying a pint of milk.

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<v Speaker 3>Buying a pint of milk. Okay, he and its milk

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<v Speaker 3>from my body because I have been merscles the tea.

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<v Speaker 2>Pardon, mister t No, sounds like mister tea.

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<v Speaker 3>I think more think more modern. Think the rock, don't

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<v Speaker 3>then't cog block? No, I didn't say that, is it

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<v Speaker 3>the rock?

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<v Speaker 1>Wow?

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<v Speaker 2>Duayne Johnson? It is because you said his name.

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<v Speaker 3>But but I didn't say his actual real name.

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<v Speaker 2>But that's his persla.

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<v Speaker 3>But it didn't it says do I Johnson? Okay, Okay,

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<v Speaker 3>I'm not.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to a point for that. I can't use one

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<v Speaker 2>of the personas. But oh I'm the iron fist lady thatcher.

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<v Speaker 5>Just just choose.

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<v Speaker 2>Okay, this person is going bowling. It's going what bowling?

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<v Speaker 1>Now?

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<v Speaker 3>Don't you have to be specific? Are we talking ten

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<v Speaker 3>pin bowling? Or are we talking crown green tenpin? Ten pin? Okay?

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<v Speaker 4>Who come on, squeeg word, let's go bowling.

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<v Speaker 2>Under this god about to say to me civil under

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<v Speaker 2>the sea. Hey, I hope, hey, hope that the balls

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<v Speaker 2>don't float away.

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<v Speaker 3>That's like Janet Soft friends, was it Jane Soft freends. No,

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<v Speaker 3>that's what you're getting.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh, thank you, SpongeBob a is Oh, I just point

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<v Speaker 2>out that everything went off just as Paul started seeing

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<v Speaker 2>who lives in a pineapple? In a pineapple under the sea? Okay,

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<v Speaker 2>the next situation then going to a gynecologist.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, this is really inappropriate. It anyway, one has been

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<v Speaker 3>dry growing considerable amount of time.

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<v Speaker 4>One one does the aliens just evidence, just an actual

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<v Speaker 4>drawing ass or is.

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<v Speaker 3>It because one is dead?

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<v Speaker 2>Wow? Okay. Now if that card says the queen, you've

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<v Speaker 2>done the wrong person. Why because the queen is called

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<v Speaker 2>Camilla and it's still a lie.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh no, I've done it right because if we do

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<v Speaker 3>bo Okay, Queen Elizabeth didn't make it right.

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<v Speaker 2>What you said, but it did. Okay. So we've talked

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<v Speaker 2>about a monarch with the general drivers. Let's see how

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<v Speaker 2>the celebrity or person you have on that card deals

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<v Speaker 2>are going to a taxidermist.

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<v Speaker 3>Taxidermist, keep taxidermist, a cheap taxi hermist, okay.

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<v Speaker 6>A pit of a pool who doesn't give me a

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<v Speaker 6>stubbed animal for five pells. You that might be little mouse.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, listed in such masculine vices, I'll take it back

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<v Speaker 3>to the eighties. Choke on your own flesh, put some

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<v Speaker 3>necklaces around it.

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<v Speaker 5>It.

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<v Speaker 3>That was indeed, mister t Yes, big fan of taxidona.

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<v Speaker 2>He's renowned for.

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<v Speaker 3>In fact, yes, okay.

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<v Speaker 2>The next situation, I went to an oncologist and that's

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<v Speaker 2>not good.

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<v Speaker 3>No, we can't do that one.

431
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<v Speaker 2>No, well we can. We shouldn't getting married?

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<v Speaker 3>Oh okay, I do. That's it? Yeah, I might have

433
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<v Speaker 3>if I did a bit of action with it.

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<v Speaker 2>I do. Is it like salad fingers? I like it

435
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<v Speaker 2>when the red water comes out? It's not, it's not

436
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<v Speaker 2>I haven't got a fish in the oven.

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<v Speaker 3>It's not salad. Yes, mister Pubert Cumberdale, it's.

438
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<v Speaker 2>Well what did you say with your mouthwards? Is it so?

439
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<v Speaker 2>It's not solid things? The only other person that has

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<v Speaker 2>that Voicus Andy Peters. I mean.

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<v Speaker 3>It was in fact et okay, very much.

442
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<v Speaker 2>Peter's Korea trying to buy a pie. Now he's selling

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<v Speaker 2>pies on QB c D. He sells pies on shopping

444
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<v Speaker 2>Pies and Peter sells pies on TV. Guys just like pies?

445
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<v Speaker 2>What what? What kind of filling spunk like meat and

446
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<v Speaker 2>veg and cheese and chicken? Really pies they're expensive as well.

447
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<v Speaker 2>For pie it's spice and Booker pies. But yeah, he

448
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<v Speaker 2>talks about delicious they taste and how luxurious they are.

449
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<v Speaker 2>It's just a part anyway. The next one is whoever

450
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<v Speaker 2>it is you're going to do. They're going to be

451
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<v Speaker 2>selling something on QBC.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, in particular a necklace. A necklace, baby, do you

453
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<v Speaker 3>want a bar necklace?

454
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<v Speaker 4>Because something isn't rad here?

455
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<v Speaker 2>Look I sell again.

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<v Speaker 3>Hm. I think that's pretty self explanitory. Is it share?

457
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<v Speaker 2>No, it's not Share, Lads of Minelli, No, Christina Aguilera.

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<v Speaker 3>No, let's go even that's we're we're on the same

459
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<v Speaker 3>sort of line as you know, in a fireplace, spinning

460
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<v Speaker 3>around what m with knives in my hand? Could have

461
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<v Speaker 3>soul knives? Actually, yeah, get a free knife with every necklace.

462
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, Brittany, Brittany spears, Yes, I go from that. Yeah,

463
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<v Speaker 2>that situation is getting very excited about things in the

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<v Speaker 2>middle aisle at a discount supermarket.

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<v Speaker 4>Okay, oh, mister president, I need a few things ooh.

466
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<v Speaker 3>Boo boo beat.

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<v Speaker 2>Milania Trump.

468
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<v Speaker 4>Oh, I need some things from the middle, are you?

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<v Speaker 3>I don't really know what else she does?

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<v Speaker 2>Boo boo be doo oh, it's what's her face with

471
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<v Speaker 2>the boobs? Oh? What's her name? Hillary Clinton? No, no, no,

472
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<v Speaker 2>I don't know that. No, I don't know that.

473
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<v Speaker 3>It's Marilyn Monroe.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh amade A Girl's best Friend was another. The next

475
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<v Speaker 2>situation is you are starring in the nineteen seventies porn.

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<v Speaker 3>Okay, it's gonna be my up the arse.

477
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<v Speaker 2>It's going to be May's you love.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, that's it.

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<v Speaker 2>That's it. That's the only that's it.

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<v Speaker 3>That's that's the impression I gave you. It's gonna the my.

481
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<v Speaker 2>But they are, okay, Kim from kath and Kim, what comey?

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<v Speaker 2>Look at I thought what you did?

483
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<v Speaker 3>It's just In Bieber. Oh I did the wrong person.

484
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<v Speaker 2>He's the person of the count, Justin Bieber.

485
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<v Speaker 3>I thought it was just In Timberlake.

486
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<v Speaker 2>And the person of the car says Justin Bieber.

487
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<v Speaker 3>It says Justin Bieber. I just suddenly No, I don't

488
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<v Speaker 3>think you'd better do him at all. That's a little bit.

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<v Speaker 3>And I don't know who.

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<v Speaker 2>Bieber.

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<v Speaker 3>I just thought just staying and automatively thought Timberlake, but

492
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<v Speaker 3>then a lot and it was Bieber.

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<v Speaker 2>But that is enough for now. Coming after this short break,

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<v Speaker 2>we're going to learn something a bit special in Crafty Queens.

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<v Speaker 3>Welcome back.

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<v Speaker 2>I'm just still watching Leon make and chewing the cud.

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<v Speaker 2>Now I've dropped a volume, so let's even get through

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<v Speaker 2>this together. It's Crafty Queens.

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<v Speaker 3>So this week, as you've said, you've just dropped a valium,

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<v Speaker 3>we're going to do We're going to do some regarm

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<v Speaker 3>but we're going to do it in the form of

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<v Speaker 3>a SMR. Are you familiar with with that Mike ASMR?

503
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<v Speaker 2>SMR as MR asynchronous mastabratory regulation.

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<v Speaker 3>No, it is audio sensory meridian response. So that is

505
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<v Speaker 3>when oranges. It's when you hear something that gives you

506
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<v Speaker 3>the the tingles, but not in a sexual way, in

507
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<v Speaker 3>like a pleasant, relaxing way. Basically, it means I'm just

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<v Speaker 3>gonna whisper while we do it, and people find people

509
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<v Speaker 3>pay people. Oh, they love these a SMR videos.

510
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<v Speaker 2>They do.

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<v Speaker 3>Massive views. I don't like the ones where people make

512
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<v Speaker 3>noises when they eat. I don't like those. Yeah, which

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<v Speaker 3>is also a second pardon. Oh, yes, I don't like

514
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<v Speaker 3>clacky fingernails. I don't like it when they crunch. Anyway,

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<v Speaker 3>there's a whole list of things, but it's not about me.

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<v Speaker 3>We're going to make right.

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<v Speaker 2>We're gonna make Do I have to whisper?

518
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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, because it's a smry. It won't work if I won't.

519
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<v Speaker 2>No, we're going to make a giant bots.

520
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<v Speaker 3>No, that's not as mr.

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<v Speaker 2>So.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean, it's debatable how long you'll be able to

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<v Speaker 3>keep it up.

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<v Speaker 1>In front of you, Mike, you've got a little book.

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<v Speaker 3>Also, ASMR is slightly patronizing as well, the way he talks.

526
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<v Speaker 2>So you been naturally gifted this.

527
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<v Speaker 1>So, Mike, in front of you, you've got a book of.

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<v Speaker 3>Paper.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, is it a book? You can choose whichever page

530
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<v Speaker 1>you like. Okay, on that book, very beautiful pages. Okay,

531
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<v Speaker 1>I picked a page. I can't really hear you when

532
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<v Speaker 1>you're whispering.

533
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<v Speaker 2>I've picked a page.

534
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<v Speaker 1>Okay, Okay, you don't have to do the SMR.

535
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<v Speaker 2>Oh, I don't have to just me Okay, turn the

536
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<v Speaker 2>page out. And then that was a satisfying.

537
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<v Speaker 1>Because I have prepared for this, whatsoever I'm having to

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<v Speaker 1>refer to a to a screen doc mentory.

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<v Speaker 2>Watching a YouTube clip as you do it right.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, So what we do first is take a piece

541
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<v Speaker 1>of paper and put it like this, like a triangle. Okay,

542
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<v Speaker 1>burn everybody. And then what you're going to do is

543
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<v Speaker 1>very sensitively and emotionally. You're going to fold it so

544
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<v Speaker 1>that it goes that way. Okay, so it's like a

545
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<v Speaker 1>pyramid shape. Everybody hates you whether where the ancient Egyptians

546
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<v Speaker 1>came from, quarry up okay, and then or okay, then

547
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<v Speaker 1>you're going to open it up, yeah, okay, and then

548
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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna fold it the other way, okay, directly oposit Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>that's very airsome. Our noise that when you did that

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<v Speaker 1>with your finger along the paper, yes, and our community

551
00:37:11.039 --> 00:37:14.760
<v Speaker 1>are very happy at the moment I am the voice

552
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<v Speaker 1>away and.

553
00:37:15.519 --> 00:37:21.960
<v Speaker 2>That it's very slow on this, it's very slow in

554
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<v Speaker 2>here and all.

555
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<v Speaker 1>So then we're then we're gonna we're gonna open it

556
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<v Speaker 1>up again, Mike, okay, and I'm going to turn it

557
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<v Speaker 1>upside down, okay. Then we're going to fold it.

558
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<v Speaker 3>In half this way.

559
00:37:38.719 --> 00:37:38.960
<v Speaker 2>Like that.

560
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<v Speaker 1>Okay. Yeah, you're adopted. Just listen to the sound of

561
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<v Speaker 1>my voice. And then you open it again, and then

562
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<v Speaker 1>you folded the other way a grass like that.

563
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<v Speaker 4>Oh oh.

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<v Speaker 1>M hmm, it went wrong cock.

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<v Speaker 3>Oh now, and.

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<v Speaker 1>Then you're folding across the middle.

567
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<v Speaker 2>Which one was supposed to be folding it now because

568
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<v Speaker 2>you're just saying fold it this way, hold it that way.

569
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<v Speaker 1>Right, Okay, So now you've gon to turn it over.

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<v Speaker 2>So that.

571
00:38:20.480 --> 00:38:22.519
<v Speaker 1>You've already done it. That's very good. To take hold

572
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<v Speaker 1>of it, and you'll find a natural flap. That's a

573
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<v Speaker 1>natural flap. And what you're gonna do is you're just

574
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<v Speaker 1>gonna pop the little so it's a back to being

575
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<v Speaker 1>a triangle. Okay, So you've got a little triangle again.

576
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<v Speaker 1>Then you're gonna turn it upside down like that and

577
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<v Speaker 1>you're gonna fold, and then you're gonna fold.

578
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<v Speaker 2>Them in like that.

579
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<v Speaker 1>Then you've got like a little box means what's inside

580
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<v Speaker 1>the box inside the box special things. And then you're

581
00:39:06.920 --> 00:39:11.119
<v Speaker 1>gonna open it up again, and then you're gonna oh,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't really know what I've done. I'd say the

583
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<v Speaker 1>probably m m, that's that looks like a butterfly, fzy butterflies. Well,

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<v Speaker 1>there are a number of other steps, but I've got

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<v Speaker 1>slightly confused as to what I'm doing. Just bear with

586
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<v Speaker 1>me a moment. I'll just tap my fingers on the

587
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<v Speaker 1>table while I'm doing it.

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<v Speaker 2>I do some voices while you do the research you're

589
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<v Speaker 2>supposed to be doing.

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<v Speaker 1>Oh yeah, no, oh yeah, I can't. I can't follow

591
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<v Speaker 1>it anymore. Mike and the chicken strips. Are you relaxedly very? Yeah,

592
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<v Speaker 1>you look quite stressed. It's one of those it's a

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<v Speaker 1>star in the sky, Twinkle twinkle, little star, or it

594
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<v Speaker 1>could be he could be a little tree in the garden.

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<v Speaker 1>The garden. A garden is a very relaxing place to

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<v Speaker 1>do a s. Mr Cocker, I think that was very successful,

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<v Speaker 1>don't you agree?

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<v Speaker 2>So successful is not the word i'd use.

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<v Speaker 1>Remember, everybody, you can't get any pain or any gene

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<v Speaker 1>being as Mr Grafty queen.

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<v Speaker 3>So yes, why it's just I mean, people poo poo it,

602
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<v Speaker 3>But it is actually a magically proven thing that we

603
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<v Speaker 3>do have this part of our brains that respond that

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<v Speaker 3>re release releases and dolphins when we hear certain voices,

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<v Speaker 3>I mean.

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<v Speaker 2>You're not very if you were at school when I

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<v Speaker 2>hear the voices.

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<v Speaker 3>Like if you were ever on a training course or

609
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<v Speaker 3>in school and there was a teacher that had like

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<v Speaker 3>a real I mean, they didn't whisper, but they might

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<v Speaker 3>have had just a very soothing.

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<v Speaker 2>Breathy voice.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, Marilyn, No, not like that. What is it that

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<v Speaker 3>you do?

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<v Speaker 2>What do you do?

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<v Speaker 3>What's your what's your song that you do in the

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<v Speaker 3>Marilyn booooo, come on into the conger that I mean,

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<v Speaker 3>if that's doesn't it I found out obviously we weren't

619
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<v Speaker 3>successful with the butt, but it really doesn't matter what

620
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<v Speaker 3>the end result is, does it. It's it's it's a process.

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<v Speaker 3>But I've made a little com gutter.

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<v Speaker 2>Buck it. It's a moon cup moon coup.

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<v Speaker 3>You can go and then and give it to your friend,

624
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<v Speaker 3>give it to you, And I thought of you while

625
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<v Speaker 3>producing this.

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<v Speaker 1>I've made you a lucky present.

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<v Speaker 2>I've made you a little gift from me to you.

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<v Speaker 2>I thought about yours. Maybe now drink it up before

629
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<v Speaker 2>it gets cold, breaking jeels.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow, that's all my the end of the show for

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<v Speaker 3>this week. I'm sure you're glad to realize. But on

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<v Speaker 3>the screen now you can see our contact details. It's

633
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<v Speaker 3>at the cud TV on your social media and if

634
00:43:10.440 --> 00:43:12.719
<v Speaker 3>you want to catch up with previous episodes. You can

635
00:43:12.800 --> 00:43:15.760
<v Speaker 3>always binge watch us on YouTube, just look for chewing

636
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<v Speaker 3>the cord.

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<v Speaker 5>Thank you for watching, Thank you for watching, thank you

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<v Speaker 5>for watching, and we will see you all through the

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<v Speaker 5>window as we stare through the.

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<v Speaker 1>Bushes. Bye.

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