Speaker 1: You're watching Chewing the Cud with Mike Benyon Groan and
Speaker 1: Lee Robertson.
Speaker 2: O listen, why is the astagram muffin juicy juicy Mango?
Speaker 2: You're looking very nice? Oh hello, you're watching Chewing the Cud,
Speaker 2: your lighthearted weekly look at the world through a pair
Speaker 2: of rainbow sudden glasses. I'm Mike Bennon wrote all with
Speaker 2: me today is a person who could not be trusted
Speaker 2: with anything. You don't want to be dazzled. It's Lee Robertson. Hello, Okay, they.
Speaker 3: Love I am fine, just fine, fine, not gray, not amazing, fine.
Speaker 2: Okay, well this is fine. What have you got for
Speaker 2: us this weekly?
Speaker 3: Well, I'm bringing you a story about a pop star
Speaker 3: who's getting her own documentary. I'm also going to be
Speaker 3: playing again.
Speaker 2: And then Lee will be showing us something he came
Speaker 2: up with last minute in Crafty Queens. But on screen
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Speaker 3: And you can see the names of people who have
Speaker 3: reached out and touched our soul. Going across that bottom
Speaker 3: of the screen. But now it's time for Mike and
Speaker 3: the boats.
Speaker 4: Hi.
Speaker 2: I'm trying to disturb you. Buffing mercuticals, that's what they're
Speaker 2: calling it these days. How aware of your parts of
Speaker 2: your body, very.
Speaker 3: Aware of all parts of all of them at every
Speaker 3: single given man to day, all night I can identify.
Speaker 2: Okay, So you have a stitch on your body, so
Speaker 2: a little seam? Can you think about where I'm talking about?
Speaker 2: The little scene?
Speaker 3: I don't want to say it. What do you not
Speaker 3: want to say because if I say it then you'll go, No,
Speaker 3: it's not it's you. It's somewhere else. The scrouton scene. Oh, okay,
Speaker 3: it's not, is it? It is?
Speaker 2: So? So the line runy down in the middle of
Speaker 2: the scrotum, right, it's called called the scrotle wrath, okay,
Speaker 2: which I thought was quite nice. So this results from
Speaker 2: the fusions of your grin of google folds during male
Speaker 2: fetal developments. So when you a baby in womb.
Speaker 3: Don't what, don't don't say that? That what you just
Speaker 3: said then in that in that accent. Ever again, when you're.
Speaker 2: A little bear wo womb, are you aroused?
Speaker 3: I hate it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, I found it a hate every time you do
Speaker 2: your share from now on, that's going out, just saying,
Speaker 2: so the fusion forms the scrotum and the penis, leaving
Speaker 2: a visible line from the anus through the parodem on
Speaker 2: the scrotum, so it actually goes all the way down.
Speaker 3: I'm aware I have.
Speaker 2: So Okay, so yes, I don't know how to follow
Speaker 2: on from that revelation of you and what you've just done. Yeah,
Speaker 2: so apparently it's completely old to have everyone's got one.
Speaker 2: Women have got one too. It just stops sooner because
Speaker 2: of you, because they don't have testicles, because it opens up,
Speaker 2: doesn't it stays closed.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I've never been there. Why are you doing?
Speaker 3: Why are you doing? The predator?
Speaker 2: Because because the ladies' places they go around and gentlemen's.
Speaker 3: Are a bull I'll take your word for that.
Speaker 2: So yeah, should we move on? Is that was that? It?
Speaker 2: That was it?
Speaker 4: Well?
Speaker 2: There was?
Speaker 3: What was the point of it?
Speaker 2: Your revelation was a bit off putting, to be fairly.
Speaker 3: All right, Okay, next week nipples? Well what have you
Speaker 3: done with nipples? Do you know what those two things
Speaker 3: are called? On chest? People are shocked. Millenniums are shocked.
Speaker 3: Millenniums millennium falcons are shot. Ooh snip snip snip. Why
Speaker 3: are you chopping the nipples out? Let's move on. Let's
Speaker 3: move on.
Speaker 2: You don't use dating apps, do you? No?
Speaker 3: I don't need to.
Speaker 2: People just floapy. This is at him.
Speaker 3: I'm in a committed long term relationship.
Speaker 2: Well, some people are in.
Speaker 3: I'm not poo pooing it sites for that as well.
Speaker 2: Anyway, there's been some more research from the University of
Speaker 2: Southampton and the University of Harvard collaborating. Oh that's a
Speaker 2: spicy collapse. All dating preferences of two thousand individuals raised
Speaker 2: from eighteen to forty m okay, so people are significantly
Speaker 2: younger than the others. Users were more inclined to match
Speaker 2: with which political party do you think? I don't know,
Speaker 2: Reform UK really, so out of people that were Tory Labor,
Speaker 2: Lib DEM's Green Reform, people were more likely to vote
Speaker 2: to go Perhaps with those people.
Speaker 3: It looks like it looks like a chameleon that's about
Speaker 3: to lap its tongue out and grab hold of them.
Speaker 2: What do you mean, working class man of the people,
Speaker 2: multi millionaire that he is? Yeah, yeah, so conservative users
Speaker 2: were more accepting of Reform UK supporters than labor voters,
Speaker 2: which was sort of hinting towards people being very political
Speaker 2: polarizations happening more in dating.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't give a ship here, No, massively does that?
Speaker 3: Does that have an inpeenct on you when you're looking for.
Speaker 2: Some peen A little bit? A little bit so if this?
Speaker 3: But you know, see this is the conundrum, right, massive
Speaker 3: hung whatever it is that you're into, Yeah, but what's this?
Speaker 4: What is this?
Speaker 3: Where's the squeaking?
Speaker 2: Let's just downstairs?
Speaker 3: But they were an uber tory. Would you go just
Speaker 3: don't say anything put it in? Or would you go
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't want to. As much as I
Speaker 3: want that big dick energy.
Speaker 2: I like to climb ut saying something that would hate
Speaker 2: Oh okay right and try right to human rights.
Speaker 3: They're just oh okay, all over them? Right. Yeah, I'm
Speaker 3: glad we asked I did. People are stupid nowadays, so
Speaker 3: aren't they in general? Yes?
Speaker 2: Anyway, and don't forget if you want to while shouting
Speaker 2: trans rights to human rights, why not do that with us?
Speaker 2: We are at the ko TV on social media. That
Speaker 2: brings is nicely to our story of the week. Now
Speaker 2: you breathe allegedly and your nose breathe about default, aren't
Speaker 2: you You don't.
Speaker 3: Have no, I don't no. I don't breathe through my mouth.
Speaker 2: Okay, but when you've got a cold, yes, you obviously
Speaker 2: have to yes, because you're blocked up. Not anymore, there
Speaker 2: is now a new way of breathing. Yes. Scientists in
Speaker 2: Japan have discovered a way of having rectal breathing.
Speaker 3: Cut the lies, cut the camera and I'm done. What
Speaker 3: rectal breathing?
Speaker 2: It smell great?
Speaker 3: But so when you literally can say your breath was
Speaker 3: like ship? Is it a far?
Speaker 2: Is it about? We'll never know. No, So researchers in
Speaker 2: Tokyo Medical and Dental University there's a choice of demonstrating
Speaker 2: that oxygen can be absorbed through the lining of the
Speaker 2: large intestine, and it's called internal enteral ventilation. You've got thoughts,
Speaker 2: I just I.
Speaker 3: Don't have thoughts.
Speaker 2: So it's going to be used as a backup weight
Speaker 2: of people breathing if their lungs are severely damaged.
Speaker 3: So in the hospital you'll be there, goole.
Speaker 2: I don't want a gassy ass.
Speaker 3: You want something inserted in there.
Speaker 2: I can get that grinder.
Speaker 3: I feel like wanted posters up in NA and A departments.
Speaker 3: If this man comes in and saying he can't breathe
Speaker 3: only from his but only from his bomb hole, whose
Speaker 3: do not do not enable him?
Speaker 2: Like the people going trying to score drugs, like, Oh,
Speaker 2: I've been a lot of pain. I'm druggling to breathe.
Speaker 3: Are the only way I think I can do it
Speaker 3: is through my bom bomb.
Speaker 2: I've given you silicon K. So yeah, would you like
Speaker 2: to see how it was developed?
Speaker 3: If we must?
Speaker 2: So they've developed this using pigs?
Speaker 3: Why not?
Speaker 2: Well, pigs are used a lot for medical experiments.
Speaker 3: Because there's also a rat and little bubbles coming out
Speaker 3: of the bottoms a mouse. They've got a little mask
Speaker 3: on because obviously.
Speaker 2: They need to stop them breathing. Okay, so they've been suffocated.
Speaker 2: The animals will shoving gas up.
Speaker 3: There that the loach. Did they stick that up?
Speaker 2: Yes, that's what they stuck up. They found out because
Speaker 2: of this this sea creature that.
Speaker 3: Breathe out of its bomb Yes, how did they know that?
Speaker 3: Though this is all very suspicious, I think.
Speaker 2: Survived. I don't know.
Speaker 3: I think there's a scientist trying to explain why he's
Speaker 3: gone through like thousands and thousands of pounds worth of eels,
Speaker 3: eggs and ball gags. It's because we can bring up
Speaker 3: of more bottoms.
Speaker 2: Why would you go for a mouse? It's a very anyway.
Speaker 2: So they've tried on lots of different animals before they
Speaker 2: tried it on humans and it's called an O two PFC.
Speaker 3: Okay, yeah, I think that's lovely.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Good. That's all for the bus this week.
Speaker 3: I think there may be a little bit of trickery foot.
Speaker 2: Trickery from me.
Speaker 3: No, but stay right there.
Speaker 2: As coming up after this short break, we're going to
Speaker 2: get up to date with celebrity news. In the showis
Speaker 2: welcome back and you're watching Chewing the Cud. This is
Speaker 2: the part of the show where we're looking for the
Speaker 2: sparkly side of the world of celebrity and media. In
Speaker 2: the show biz Widdley.
Speaker 3: So fastbook show is news. There is a new queer
Speaker 3: themed TV show coming from BBC. They're quite good at
Speaker 3: the BBC producing queer thinged entertainment. There was last year
Speaker 3: there was the series about the two older Afro Caribbean
Speaker 3: men that was really good. I Kista Boil that's a
Speaker 3: Little an Archistic Girl has been a little bit controversial lately,
Speaker 3: but anyway, so we're going to have something called what
Speaker 3: it feels Like for a Girl, not the Madonna song
Speaker 3: girls Can We Jeane and Brush their Hair? Do you
Speaker 3: remember that song? No? No, anyway, So it's it's the
Speaker 3: It's called what it feels Like If a Girl is
Speaker 3: inspired by the memoir of trans journalist and writer Paris
Speaker 3: Lee's Okay Cool. So it's as a raw, heartbreaking and
Speaker 3: hilarious drama that explores escape, self discovery, and self destruction. Ooh,
Speaker 3: and it will follow Byron that's the name with a
Speaker 3: character who is growing up in Nottingham in the naughties
Speaker 3: obviously goes on a journey. It's so he goes to
Speaker 3: college and kind of realizes there's more to the world
Speaker 3: out there, so he kind of finds his tribe. Did
Speaker 3: you ever find your tribe? Mike?
Speaker 2: I found my tribe quite early on?
Speaker 3: Did you where you don't want to know?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: A gang of kindred spirits. So there is the mesmerizing
Speaker 3: Lady Die, there is Sticky Nicky, We've got dirty Damien,
Speaker 3: and there is a beautiful, acid tongued Sasha. So they
Speaker 3: beg Steele, borrow do all this drug taking. There's loads
Speaker 3: and loads of stuff. The book was released in twenty
Speaker 3: twenty one with there's a picture of the author on
Speaker 3: there and Rave reviews and it's all about about Paris's
Speaker 3: life growing up as a teenager in the East Midlands.
Speaker 3: So she says, we're following someone who's going from the
Speaker 3: eyes of the outside world a schoolboy right up to
Speaker 3: a trans woman starting university and all that's in between.
Speaker 3: So that sounds that. So that's going to be on
Speaker 3: BBC three an iPlayer from the beginning of June. Nice
Speaker 3: watch it. This is what I'm very excited about. I
Speaker 3: don't if you know, I'm a little bit of a
Speaker 3: fan of an Australian pop star.
Speaker 2: Da now I am, Yeah, i am. But if it's
Speaker 2: got Monoga that you're have a fan, yeah, Kylie just
Speaker 2: about the time you ignored her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, But that was a lot part of a plan
Speaker 3: that went horribly wrong, and I did possibly have the
Speaker 3: opportunity to to kind of solve that a few days
Speaker 3: ago when I went to a concert, but I chickened
Speaker 3: out again in the end because I was like, oh,
Speaker 3: I just wasn't meant to be anyway. There's going to
Speaker 3: be a documentary about Kylie coming to Netflix. I know, Mike.
Speaker 3: It's very exciting. It's going to be called Kylie Infinite
Speaker 3: Disco and it's a definitive documentary series to chronicle the
Speaker 3: remarkable and enduring career of global superstar. Look at all
Speaker 3: those as I like Kylie. We don't you know night
Speaker 3: you don't like I do like it? You either love
Speaker 3: her although there is no there is no other word,
Speaker 3: there is no other feelings. So do it again, Okay,
Speaker 3: I like Kylie.
Speaker 2: It can't be Infinite Disco. Why because there'll be a
Speaker 2: time limit on how long this show is on for.
Speaker 3: It's more than a documentary, Mike. It's a vibrant, glitter
Speaker 3: soaked tribute to a woman who redefined pop music time
Speaker 3: and time again.
Speaker 2: Again.
Speaker 3: No, she wasn't dying the first time. That is the
Speaker 3: kindly verse trying to kill you for this time.
Speaker 2: About to say something else, but look I'm drinking at
Speaker 2: the time.
Speaker 3: It is. So that's her on her recent tour which
Speaker 3: I went to. I didn't know if I mentioned that.
Speaker 3: Very very enjoyable. So it's going to be it's with
Speaker 3: Netflix with Freemantle in Australia. They kind of did, like
Speaker 3: neighbors and all that kind of stuff. It's going to be,
Speaker 3: it promises her ritually laid, an emotionally resonant experts, nation
Speaker 3: of the superstars, decades long career, backstage footage never seen before, archives,
Speaker 3: deeply personal interviews.
Speaker 1: It's just making me hard.
Speaker 3: Yeah. But also we've got a mark our calendars because
Speaker 3: in November, so the documentary is coming out in August,
Speaker 3: and then in November Mattel makers of Barbie not the country, No,
Speaker 3: they're releasing a CAD And it's very exciting news.
Speaker 2: Because do you know what us still do.
Speaker 3: We'll show mouth Benny and Rowe, I own it.
Speaker 2: I help.
Speaker 3: I will be having one of those because look, I
Speaker 3: have a vintage silver Nemesis from back all the way
Speaker 3: back in the early two thousands then never before out
Speaker 3: of the box, never been touched by human hand, and
Speaker 3: that we'll go next to it. I was very exciting. Anyway,
Speaker 3: you're not touching it, get your hands full the oily
Speaker 3: hands off it anyway.
Speaker 2: Anyway, any big fan of Kylief? Yeah, you enjoyed the
Speaker 2: concert right much? How much did you enjoy the concert?
Speaker 3: Very much?
Speaker 2: Okay? Good? Good stuff.
Speaker 5: You know.
Speaker 3: At one point Petals felt I hate it. I enjoyed
Speaker 3: it that much. That was me waiting for it to start,
Speaker 3: and then that was me at the end. Wow. Wow,
Speaker 3: some things are never never sacrament in this place. Wow,
Speaker 3: you're gonna leave it up there duration for the rest?
Speaker 2: Okay, I think it was for a little while, because
Speaker 2: it's a great photo.
Speaker 3: I wasn't even pulling that on purpose. I was just
Speaker 3: taking a paragraph my friend, and when I saw it,
Speaker 3: I went, what the are you doing? I'm literally gurning.
Speaker 3: That's what you do. What do they call it when
Speaker 3: you're like going for like twenty minutes?
Speaker 2: What's that called edgy?
Speaker 3: No, there's another one gooning or going gooning?
Speaker 2: You're not going?
Speaker 3: Am I not.
Speaker 2: Going? What do we do to goon?
Speaker 3: Anyway, Let's move on to the next way to Showby's news,
Speaker 3: last bit to show his news. Yeah, I don't know
Speaker 3: when it's going to appear next though, because no one
Speaker 3: you plustered all over them from my car when I
Speaker 3: go and go down later. Sarah Ferguson Fergie not black
Speaker 3: eyed Peas furg No, No, that the ex member of
Speaker 3: the royal family Fergie toe sucking Fergie. She she believed, No,
Speaker 3: she doesn't believe. She is sure that queen that the
Speaker 3: late Queen Elizabeth is speaking to her through her corny's corny's.
Speaker 2: Corns speak to me, your majesty.
Speaker 3: When she's sucking on it.
Speaker 1: One does not like that.
Speaker 3: No, not through her corns, through her corkies. So the
Speaker 3: queen that's just died, Quebec Queen Elizabeth. Second. So yeah,
Speaker 3: so when the queen died, Sarah Ferguson, she adopted two
Speaker 3: of the queen's She adopted two of the queen's dogs.
Speaker 2: Stole to the dogs.
Speaker 3: They're called Muick and Sandy. Okay, And she says that
Speaker 3: she's sure that the late queen talks to her through
Speaker 3: the dogs.
Speaker 2: So she queen is possessing the dogs.
Speaker 3: She said, she's still d is communicating with her years
Speaker 3: after her death through the dog's bar. That's not Sarah,
Speaker 3: because that's queen when she was queen always had corkies
Speaker 3: from when she was a very young child. She said,
Speaker 3: I have her dogs. I have a corgize. Every morning
Speaker 3: they I've got a dog, What are gonna? I have them?
Speaker 3: And she says every morning they come in and go
Speaker 3: wolf wolf, and I'm sure it's her talking to me,
Speaker 3: she said in an interview for a mental asylum. I
Speaker 3: don't know whether it's perhaps they go wolf, dobby A
Speaker 3: you suck, she says. I'm sure it's her reminding me
Speaker 3: that I'm still around. The dogs live with the Duchess
Speaker 3: and Prince Andrew are the hope. Now I don't know
Speaker 3: whether that because I didn't think they were. They were.
Speaker 3: Obviously they're divorced, but if they lived together.
Speaker 2: To get a good friend for ages and.
Speaker 3: But the Royal Lodge in Windsor. I'm not convinced that
Speaker 3: the Queen is talking through the corkies.
Speaker 2: Is fair? You currently strapped for cash because this happens.
Speaker 3: Do you think I foresee a tour of her going
Speaker 3: around like a bit like everybody Cliff Richard.
Speaker 2: She thought herself like Cliff Richards many, but.
Speaker 3: Everybody else I can like like like a psychic psychic
Speaker 3: Sally type when when she's in the middle too, Corky's
Speaker 3: outside and she's going to anybody ever, anybody want to
Speaker 3: ask them again question and they go oh from the audience.
Speaker 3: When you die and the dog goes off, you know
Speaker 3: it's Margaret.
Speaker 2: Does that babe, Charlie Margaret.
Speaker 3: Off off Okay, well, and I don't believe it, but
Speaker 3: you know, if you believe it, that's fine, Sarah. If
Speaker 3: you believe it, that's fine.
Speaker 2: That was the queen just spoke.
Speaker 3: That was the c.
Speaker 2: Or is she Yes, she's coming.
Speaker 3: She's talking through a corgy. I've been wonder pressing. It
Speaker 3: was like a horse. But that's just me anyway. That's
Speaker 3: all the sweet show business.
Speaker 2: Oh dear lord, thanks for that, Lee, really, thank you.
Speaker 3: Totally welcome, but don't go away anywhere because coming after this,
Speaker 3: we have a game for you to play along within
Speaker 3: our game of the week.
Speaker 2: Welcome back to Chewing the Cud with Mike benin Roe
Speaker 2: Andally Robertson. Now this is the part of the show
Speaker 2: where we play a little game and this is for
Speaker 2: the man who wants well he said he followed the
Speaker 2: pink road through to the tunnel. It's Lee, So off
Speaker 2: your pop.
Speaker 3: Well, wearing words with you later because you chucked that.
Speaker 1: Day a week.
Speaker 2: Okay, So we're going to play gave of who's that then,
Speaker 2: which is why I'm going to give Lee a situation
Speaker 2: and Lee has to describe it as an impression of celebrity.
Speaker 3: Yes, I work out with crity. Do you have to
Speaker 3: work out who the celebrity is?
Speaker 2: Okay, So the first situation I'm going to give you is,
Speaker 2: this celebrity is buying a pint of milk.
Speaker 3: Buying a pint of milk. Okay, he and its milk
Speaker 3: from my body because I have been merscles the tea.
Speaker 2: Pardon, mister t No, sounds like mister tea.
Speaker 3: I think more think more modern. Think the rock, don't
Speaker 3: then't cog block? No, I didn't say that, is it
Speaker 3: the rock?
Speaker 1: Wow?
Speaker 2: Duayne Johnson? It is because you said his name.
Speaker 3: But but I didn't say his actual real name.
Speaker 2: But that's his persla.
Speaker 3: But it didn't it says do I Johnson? Okay, Okay,
Speaker 3: I'm not.
Speaker 2: Going to a point for that. I can't use one
Speaker 2: of the personas. But oh I'm the iron fist lady thatcher.
Speaker 5: Just just choose.
Speaker 2: Okay, this person is going bowling. It's going what bowling?
Speaker 1: Now?
Speaker 3: Don't you have to be specific? Are we talking ten
Speaker 3: pin bowling? Or are we talking crown green tenpin? Ten pin? Okay?
Speaker 4: Who come on, squeeg word, let's go bowling.
Speaker 2: Under this god about to say to me civil under
Speaker 2: the sea. Hey, I hope, hey, hope that the balls
Speaker 2: don't float away.
Speaker 3: That's like Janet Soft friends, was it Jane Soft freends. No,
Speaker 3: that's what you're getting.
Speaker 2: Oh, thank you, SpongeBob a is Oh, I just point
Speaker 2: out that everything went off just as Paul started seeing
Speaker 2: who lives in a pineapple? In a pineapple under the sea? Okay,
Speaker 2: the next situation then going to a gynecologist.
Speaker 3: Wow, this is really inappropriate. It anyway, one has been
Speaker 3: dry growing considerable amount of time.
Speaker 4: One one does the aliens just evidence, just an actual
Speaker 4: drawing ass or is.
Speaker 3: It because one is dead?
Speaker 2: Wow? Okay. Now if that card says the queen, you've
Speaker 2: done the wrong person. Why because the queen is called
Speaker 2: Camilla and it's still a lie.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I've done it right because if we do
Speaker 3: bo Okay, Queen Elizabeth didn't make it right.
Speaker 2: What you said, but it did. Okay. So we've talked
Speaker 2: about a monarch with the general drivers. Let's see how
Speaker 2: the celebrity or person you have on that card deals
Speaker 2: are going to a taxidermist.
Speaker 3: Taxidermist, keep taxidermist, a cheap taxi hermist, okay.
Speaker 6: A pit of a pool who doesn't give me a
Speaker 6: stubbed animal for five pells. You that might be little mouse.
Speaker 3: Oh, listed in such masculine vices, I'll take it back
Speaker 3: to the eighties. Choke on your own flesh, put some
Speaker 3: necklaces around it.
Speaker 5: It.
Speaker 3: That was indeed, mister t Yes, big fan of taxidona.
Speaker 2: He's renowned for.
Speaker 3: In fact, yes, okay.
Speaker 2: The next situation, I went to an oncologist and that's
Speaker 2: not good.
Speaker 3: No, we can't do that one.
Speaker 2: No, well we can. We shouldn't getting married?
Speaker 3: Oh okay, I do. That's it? Yeah, I might have
Speaker 3: if I did a bit of action with it.
Speaker 2: I do. Is it like salad fingers? I like it
Speaker 2: when the red water comes out? It's not, it's not
Speaker 2: I haven't got a fish in the oven.
Speaker 3: It's not salad. Yes, mister Pubert Cumberdale, it's.
Speaker 2: Well what did you say with your mouthwards? Is it so?
Speaker 2: It's not solid things? The only other person that has
Speaker 2: that Voicus Andy Peters. I mean.
Speaker 3: It was in fact et okay, very much.
Speaker 2: Peter's Korea trying to buy a pie. Now he's selling
Speaker 2: pies on QB c D. He sells pies on shopping
Speaker 2: Pies and Peter sells pies on TV. Guys just like pies?
Speaker 2: What what? What kind of filling spunk like meat and
Speaker 2: veg and cheese and chicken? Really pies they're expensive as well.
Speaker 2: For pie it's spice and Booker pies. But yeah, he
Speaker 2: talks about delicious they taste and how luxurious they are.
Speaker 2: It's just a part anyway. The next one is whoever
Speaker 2: it is you're going to do. They're going to be
Speaker 2: selling something on QBC.
Speaker 3: Okay, in particular a necklace. A necklace, baby, do you
Speaker 3: want a bar necklace?
Speaker 4: Because something isn't rad here?
Speaker 2: Look I sell again.
Speaker 3: Hm. I think that's pretty self explanitory. Is it share?
Speaker 2: No, it's not Share, Lads of Minelli, No, Christina Aguilera.
Speaker 3: No, let's go even that's we're we're on the same
Speaker 3: sort of line as you know, in a fireplace, spinning
Speaker 3: around what m with knives in my hand? Could have
Speaker 3: soul knives? Actually, yeah, get a free knife with every necklace.
Speaker 2: Oh, Brittany, Brittany spears, Yes, I go from that. Yeah,
Speaker 2: that situation is getting very excited about things in the
Speaker 2: middle aisle at a discount supermarket.
Speaker 4: Okay, oh, mister president, I need a few things ooh.
Speaker 3: Boo boo beat.
Speaker 2: Milania Trump.
Speaker 4: Oh, I need some things from the middle, are you?
Speaker 3: I don't really know what else she does?
Speaker 2: Boo boo be doo oh, it's what's her face with
Speaker 2: the boobs? Oh? What's her name? Hillary Clinton? No, no, no,
Speaker 2: I don't know that. No, I don't know that.
Speaker 3: It's Marilyn Monroe.
Speaker 2: Oh amade A Girl's best Friend was another. The next
Speaker 2: situation is you are starring in the nineteen seventies porn.
Speaker 3: Okay, it's gonna be my up the arse.
Speaker 2: It's going to be May's you love.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's it. That's the only that's it.
Speaker 3: That's that's the impression I gave you. It's gonna the my.
Speaker 2: But they are, okay, Kim from kath and Kim, what comey?
Speaker 2: Look at I thought what you did?
Speaker 3: It's just In Bieber. Oh I did the wrong person.
Speaker 2: He's the person of the count, Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3: I thought it was just In Timberlake.
Speaker 2: And the person of the car says Justin Bieber.
Speaker 3: It says Justin Bieber. I just suddenly No, I don't
Speaker 3: think you'd better do him at all. That's a little bit.
Speaker 3: And I don't know who.
Speaker 2: Bieber.
Speaker 3: I just thought just staying and automatively thought Timberlake, but
Speaker 3: then a lot and it was Bieber.
Speaker 2: But that is enough for now. Coming after this short break,
Speaker 2: we're going to learn something a bit special in Crafty Queens.
Speaker 3: Welcome back.
Speaker 2: I'm just still watching Leon make and chewing the cud.
Speaker 2: Now I've dropped a volume, so let's even get through
Speaker 2: this together. It's Crafty Queens.
Speaker 3: So this week, as you've said, you've just dropped a valium,
Speaker 3: we're going to do We're going to do some regarm
Speaker 3: but we're going to do it in the form of
Speaker 3: a SMR. Are you familiar with with that Mike ASMR?
Speaker 2: SMR as MR asynchronous mastabratory regulation.
Speaker 3: No, it is audio sensory meridian response. So that is
Speaker 3: when oranges. It's when you hear something that gives you
Speaker 3: the the tingles, but not in a sexual way, in
Speaker 3: like a pleasant, relaxing way. Basically, it means I'm just
Speaker 3: gonna whisper while we do it, and people find people
Speaker 3: pay people. Oh, they love these a SMR videos.
Speaker 2: They do.
Speaker 3: Massive views. I don't like the ones where people make
Speaker 3: noises when they eat. I don't like those. Yeah, which
Speaker 3: is also a second pardon. Oh, yes, I don't like
Speaker 3: clacky fingernails. I don't like it when they crunch. Anyway,
Speaker 3: there's a whole list of things, but it's not about me.
Speaker 3: We're going to make right.
Speaker 2: We're gonna make Do I have to whisper?
Speaker 3: Yeah, because it's a smry. It won't work if I won't.
Speaker 2: No, we're going to make a giant bots.
Speaker 3: No, that's not as mr.
Speaker 2: So.
Speaker 3: I mean, it's debatable how long you'll be able to
Speaker 3: keep it up.
Speaker 1: In front of you, Mike, you've got a little book.
Speaker 3: Also, ASMR is slightly patronizing as well, the way he talks.
Speaker 2: So you been naturally gifted this.
Speaker 1: So, Mike, in front of you, you've got a book of.
Speaker 3: Paper.
Speaker 1: Okay, is it a book? You can choose whichever page
Speaker 1: you like. Okay, on that book, very beautiful pages. Okay,
Speaker 1: I picked a page. I can't really hear you when
Speaker 1: you're whispering.
Speaker 2: I've picked a page.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, you don't have to do the SMR.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't have to just me Okay, turn the
Speaker 2: page out. And then that was a satisfying.
Speaker 1: Because I have prepared for this, whatsoever I'm having to
Speaker 1: refer to a to a screen doc mentory.
Speaker 2: Watching a YouTube clip as you do it right.
Speaker 1: Okay, So what we do first is take a piece
Speaker 1: of paper and put it like this, like a triangle. Okay,
Speaker 1: burn everybody. And then what you're going to do is
Speaker 1: very sensitively and emotionally. You're going to fold it so
Speaker 1: that it goes that way. Okay, so it's like a
Speaker 1: pyramid shape. Everybody hates you whether where the ancient Egyptians
Speaker 1: came from, quarry up okay, and then or okay, then
Speaker 1: you're going to open it up, yeah, okay, and then
Speaker 1: you're gonna fold it the other way, okay, directly oposit Okay,
Speaker 1: that's very airsome. Our noise that when you did that
Speaker 1: with your finger along the paper, yes, and our community
Speaker 1: are very happy at the moment I am the voice
Speaker 1: away and.
Speaker 2: That it's very slow on this, it's very slow in
Speaker 2: here and all.
Speaker 1: So then we're then we're gonna we're gonna open it
Speaker 1: up again, Mike, okay, and I'm going to turn it
Speaker 1: upside down, okay. Then we're going to fold it.
Speaker 3: In half this way.
Speaker 2: Like that.
Speaker 1: Okay. Yeah, you're adopted. Just listen to the sound of
Speaker 1: my voice. And then you open it again, and then
Speaker 1: you folded the other way a grass like that.
Speaker 4: Oh oh.
Speaker 1: M hmm, it went wrong cock.
Speaker 3: Oh now, and.
Speaker 1: Then you're folding across the middle.
Speaker 2: Which one was supposed to be folding it now because
Speaker 2: you're just saying fold it this way, hold it that way.
Speaker 1: Right, Okay, So now you've gon to turn it over.
Speaker 2: So that.
Speaker 1: You've already done it. That's very good. To take hold
Speaker 1: of it, and you'll find a natural flap. That's a
Speaker 1: natural flap. And what you're gonna do is you're just
Speaker 1: gonna pop the little so it's a back to being
Speaker 1: a triangle. Okay, So you've got a little triangle again.
Speaker 1: Then you're gonna turn it upside down like that and
Speaker 1: you're gonna fold, and then you're gonna fold.
Speaker 2: Them in like that.
Speaker 1: Then you've got like a little box means what's inside
Speaker 1: the box inside the box special things. And then you're
Speaker 1: gonna open it up again, and then you're gonna oh,
Speaker 1: I don't really know what I've done. I'd say the
Speaker 1: probably m m, that's that looks like a butterfly, fzy butterflies. Well,
Speaker 1: there are a number of other steps, but I've got
Speaker 1: slightly confused as to what I'm doing. Just bear with
Speaker 1: me a moment. I'll just tap my fingers on the
Speaker 1: table while I'm doing it.
Speaker 2: I do some voices while you do the research you're
Speaker 2: supposed to be doing.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, no, oh yeah, I can't. I can't follow
Speaker 1: it anymore. Mike and the chicken strips. Are you relaxedly very? Yeah,
Speaker 1: you look quite stressed. It's one of those it's a
Speaker 1: star in the sky, Twinkle twinkle, little star, or it
Speaker 1: could be he could be a little tree in the garden.
Speaker 1: The garden. A garden is a very relaxing place to
Speaker 1: do a s. Mr Cocker, I think that was very successful,
Speaker 1: don't you agree?
Speaker 2: So successful is not the word i'd use.
Speaker 1: Remember, everybody, you can't get any pain or any gene
Speaker 1: being as Mr Grafty queen.
Speaker 3: So yes, why it's just I mean, people poo poo it,
Speaker 3: But it is actually a magically proven thing that we
Speaker 3: do have this part of our brains that respond that
Speaker 3: re release releases and dolphins when we hear certain voices,
Speaker 3: I mean.
Speaker 2: You're not very if you were at school when I
Speaker 2: hear the voices.
Speaker 3: Like if you were ever on a training course or
Speaker 3: in school and there was a teacher that had like
Speaker 3: a real I mean, they didn't whisper, but they might
Speaker 3: have had just a very soothing.
Speaker 2: Breathy voice.
Speaker 3: Yeah, Marilyn, No, not like that. What is it that
Speaker 3: you do?
Speaker 2: What do you do?
Speaker 3: What's your what's your song that you do in the
Speaker 3: Marilyn booooo, come on into the conger that I mean,
Speaker 3: if that's doesn't it I found out obviously we weren't
Speaker 3: successful with the butt, but it really doesn't matter what
Speaker 3: the end result is, does it. It's it's it's a process.
Speaker 3: But I've made a little com gutter.
Speaker 2: Buck it. It's a moon cup moon coup.
Speaker 3: You can go and then and give it to your friend,
Speaker 3: give it to you, And I thought of you while
Speaker 3: producing this.
Speaker 1: I've made you a lucky present.
Speaker 2: I've made you a little gift from me to you.
Speaker 2: I thought about yours. Maybe now drink it up before
Speaker 2: it gets cold, breaking jeels.
Speaker 3: Wow, that's all my the end of the show for
Speaker 3: this week. I'm sure you're glad to realize. But on
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Speaker 5: Thank you for watching, Thank you for watching, thank you
Speaker 5: for watching, and we will see you all through the
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Speaker 1: Bushes. Bye.
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