Speaker 1: Eh Boys, Jack Town.
Speaker 2: Welcome to the Deadlock Podcast, episode number three hundred and
forty seven. Guess we are here with none other then
the WWF Superstar of Wrestling, just the one. There's not multiple,
just for one Superstar. November twenty third, nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 1: This is the episode where Jake the Snake Roberts uses
the Snake Roberts on the Macho Man and he bites
the shit out of him.
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about WWF superber Stars of Wrestling.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into WWF Superstars of Wrestling November
twenty third, nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 1: I want to start this off James with complaint. I need,
ever want to know how much of a fucking pain
of the ass it was to find the show. It
was completely miserable. The fact that there was a time
in my life where I could go to one website
and watch every ww thing practically. Ever, what a joy's time.
And I might not have appreciated as much as I
should have, James. But now I live in a world
where I have to fucking scour the deepest depths of
the Internet to find shows where big moments like what
we're about to talk about happen. It is fucking insane.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well that sucks, dude.
Speaker 1: I knew you'd be there with me, dude, like I
knew you would like be on my side with that.
That's that's how it was.
Speaker 2: Well, I was good. I was gonna make it joke about,
you know, not being a big moment history, but.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, don't bury the boys. Much of it
worked hard here to get bit. Yeah, that's what we're
talking about. Of course, this is the episode of WWF
Superstars Wrestling where the Macho Man gets bit by a
god damn snake, and we'll talk all about that and
how it happens and the before, is and after of it.
But before we get into that, let's talk about what
was going on the Water Wrestling at the time. With
the Wrestling Observer News letterr from The Observer November twenty fifth,
nineteen ninety one, the Water Wrestling Federation became the first
protion of Tested's wrestlers for anabolic steroids. So just so
you know where we are, this is, of course notoriously
in the nineties where everyone cleaned up.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Hulk Hogan was not doing steroids. No way, dude.
I wouldn't do that, don't you know. My brother Jesus,
he would never let me do that.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I can't wait to talk about that.
Oh my god. That is there is Like when I
think there's not enough Hogan, James, there's way more Hogan
than I ever realized. The other major story of the
week involves the NWA World Heavyweight Championship Belt in the
effect simile of such that has just been introduced by
the WF. The NWA sued the WF Wednesday because it
had been televising Flair wearing its belt, saying statements like quote,
this is the belt worn by the real world champion unquote.
The NWA argued its symbol is being used to benefit
the competition. Six more hours with Flair wearing the NWA
belt have been shot to promote an upcoming pay per
view show. Quote your honor. We're gonna receive a body
blow if these tapes of Flair wearing the NBA belt
are shown. End quote. The WF agreed to tell its
three hundred affiliate stations to cut the belt out of
this weekend's television shows, or so the NWA thought. The
WF felt it agreed to make its best possible effort
to get the affiliates to end out the belt over
the past weekend. The wf's best efforts must not have
been very effective, since the belt appeared in virtually every
market in the country. That's super WWF ah ask for
forgiveness instead of for me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, especially at this time.
Speaker 1: I mean, that is not a mistake. And I don't
know how they didn't get like, you know, kind of
super fucked there for really not listening or abiding by
the law. But I guess the WBF wasn't always known
for abiding by the law, huh. In ww News, since
this is being written before the clash, Meltzer says there
was serious consideration given last week to putting the ww
belt on Rick Steiner at the clash. Apparently, lex Lucer's
contract running from March to March specifies a certain number
of live dates, and he'd been booked so heavily over
the first eight months of the year that at his
present pace, whatever the number is, he'd reach it by
just about the end of the year. So in order
to keep him working the major towns into the new
fiscal year of his contract, Luger is being pulled from
all smaller shows. Rick Steiner had that like kind of
steeze or was it like, we have him here having
this match, so we might as well try to flip
it too somebody else because Luber's deals fucking gonna fuck
us here.
Speaker 2: Well, I think they were just going through a rough patch.
I mean Rick Flair left, you know, they're just trying
to figure out the pieces. I think and Rick Steiner
was probably just and that was the situation's.
Speaker 1: Right place, right time. Deil. Yeah, I uh, I mean
Starner's were always over, you know, I uh, whether or
not I see Rick Steinder, you know, getting the WWE
belt as you know, I guess time is different because
who knows, maybe then he would have won the world
title and became one of the biggest guys ever. But
just seems uh crazy, Yeah, absolutely, well, big Bully Busic
is history in the WWF as he sent a letter
of resignation in and No Show television. He'll be replaced
by Hercules at Survivor series. This is unbelievable to me.
I'm only now introduced a big Bully Busic and he's
immediately taken away from the w WF.
Speaker 2: He must have been disgusted by this match on TV.
Speaker 1: He thought he was better than was Brett Hardie.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he takes her.
Speaker 1: He's a crazy looking fucking dude, man, Yeah, he really is.
He only he so he goes. I think he just
goes to the indies and then he retires in ninety five,
and then he returned to wrestling in twenty eleven in
on some indies. How about that?
Speaker 2: And he faced the mis and Johnson is dad?
Speaker 1: John Cen his dad managed, I'm sure. From The Observer
December second, nineteen ninety one and WBF news. This is
about the Randy Savage angle here that we'll talk about later.
The Savage angle where he was bit by the snake,
aired both Incensored Fashion in syndication and Uncensored Fashion on
USA cable on Sunday Night. Supposedly, there have been a
lot of complaints about the uncensored version. I'm shocked as
angles go. It was an ultimate hot shot angle, but
the camera work was astounding. The kids in Elizabeth made
the angle almost as much as all those close ups
of that ugly snake's face. I mean, we'll talk about
it obviously, but yeah, this is a fucking fantastic piece
of business. I there's not a lot of not a
ton of you know, old school stuff that I knew
of until we started really doing the show. But you know,
there's some angles that you know, proceed that they're you know,
go beyond the testa time, and this is one of them.
Speaker 2: I didn't think the snake was ugly.
Speaker 1: That's what we just taught back to back weeks of
snake angles. By the way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they were using the fuck out of these.
Speaker 1: Huh, yeah, dude, And I mean fucking Austin and Triple
h and then Savage and uh and Macho man or
Savage and Macho Man Savage. That's what he thought. Savage
and Jake Roberts here like snake's always had a place.
And then I guess, has Randy Orton ever done that?
Had somebody get bit with a Snake.
Speaker 2: Oh, I don't know. I don't know if they've ever
did anything Snake Wise or Randy Orton.
Speaker 1: They just had the weird snake that looked like calm
on the WrestleMania ramp that one time.
Speaker 2: Somebody that don't play about two thousand nine raws about
to come in here with some crazy flats.
Speaker 1: Randy had tedd Byassi's ass eaten by Snake's Weekly. Apparently
there was some sort of incident at the MSG show
Saturday night at the China Club involving Rick Flair and
James favorite Brian Knobbs. So I looked into this, James,
just to see what happened here, and I guess the
story goes something like this. After a show in Manhattan,
Flair went straight to the bar. Flair also brought along
a good friend, whom he identified as Robbie, a top
executive in a high profile toy manufacturing company. So within
no time the group ended up drunk and the Nasty
Boys started messing with Robbie, Rick Flair's friend. Flair admitted
in his book that while Knobs and SAgs were two
of the most fun loving people on the planet, they
were also good at getting under other skin, and once
they did, they did not let up. Robbie, drunk out
of his mind, started cutting a wrestling promo in the bar,
and in response to nasty boys, stomped on his glasses
and ripped open his suit. This prompted Rick Flair to
step in, telling Nobbs to leave his friend alone. Knobbs
retorted by hurling the F bomb at Flair, so the
Nature Boy slapped him in the face after that. After that,
a fight broke out between the two. Flair said that Knobbs,
while fighting back, he had him all under control, as
Knobbs was a jellyfish, he says. With this going on, SAgs,
who had been hanging out with Vince McMann, noticed his
partner was in a fight and dove at Flair from
ten feet away. In contrast to Knobbs, Flare minute that
SAgs was actually a pretty tough guy, as he caught
the Nature Boy on the eye with a good shot,
this resulting in Flair leaving the fight with Knobs and
brawling it out with SAgs. Flair did not expand upon
the amount of destruction they brought on the club, but
it was bad enough that he was kicked out and
the damage was put on his credit card. Flare expressed
confusion at the idea that he was thrown out while
Kobbs was allowed to remain. Looking back on the whole incident,
Flair did throw the first punch, so maybe that's why.
I mean, there's tons of stories of the fucking Nasty
Boys bizzing people off and then getting punched in the head.
That is kind of what they're most known for, other
than being friends with Ogan.
Speaker 2: That's their gimmick, right, Yeah, Nasty gotta live the gimmick
Back in ninety one.
Speaker 1: I'm fucking with my toy friend. He makes the toys. Well,
that is it for the observer. Now it's time to
talk about we have Superstars of Wrestling November twenty third
and nineteen ninety one.
Speaker 2: All right, let's get into WWF Superstars of Wrestling here.
I knew right when this video is started. It had
the VHS blue screen with the play at the top left. Yeah,
I knew this was gonna be fun, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean, you know, scrambled audio, it's not perfect the
whole way through, random commercials on this cut. I mean,
whoever whoever ripped this, God bless you. Because the WWE
does not want us watching this.
Speaker 2: We get a called open here to start the show.
Rick Flair is here belligerent and naked.
Speaker 1: Okay, I dude, I was super confused. It wasn't until
they showed like the second shot of this because it
starts with Taker is on top of Hogan. It's at
the funeral parlor of Paul Bear's funeral parlor. Easy for
me to say segment, and he's just choking the shit
out of Hogan and Flair is blurry like but not entirely,
It's just his lower half is blurry. So I said, okay,
this is like the VHS rip being funny, and it
just looks like Flare's butt ass naked here. But he's
blurry because he has the world the NWA one title.
Speaker 2: He's just got the rogue on.
Speaker 1: Me and my boy Robbie Leah gets tided early.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is what's your average bar back at the
Tampa are National Airport Season A Tuesday.
Speaker 1: It's robe and shit in his ass.
Speaker 2: Flair is buying tickets on flights he's not getting on
so he can go to the bar. Ten am.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's fucked up, but that's how our roll. Robbie,
come on.
Speaker 2: Well, it cuts to Paul Bearer and Undertaker in the
uh Metal Undertaker.
Speaker 1: Room inside a casket. Shot of Paul baron Undertaker or
it's the w F war Zone, choose your superstar screen.
That's what they're in front of.
Speaker 2: Oh that's a good that's a good shout.
Speaker 1: It looks just like it. And they U said a
lot on this one. I'm assuming it was just something
at the venue or whatever, but yeah, just full metal
wall and Paul Barr says, oh cool, get Joseph, you
think you have all the answers, We changed the questions.
Oh that's not your fucking line. Roddy Piper's on this show.
What's wrong with you? You can't just do that?
Speaker 2: Yeah, dude, I actually wrote that down too. I can't
believe he just did that right there. What the fuck?
He's on commentary.
Speaker 1: So Paul says, your attention was on your casket, but
my Undertaker surprised you with my sacred vessel, and down
you went. And now it's time for your gravest challenge.
That's the whole fucking stip here. Hogan's gravest challenge is
the Undertaker, and you're gonna go down again. Oh yes,
and Taker says Hogan, the two rotting souls and that
cheap gold crucive fix won't be able to save you
the next time these look into your eyes. Gong so starting.
I mean, we get a lot of Paul Baron Undertaker
promos on this show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love Undertaker just standing there with his big.
Speaker 1: Tie and his hat, big ass hat, and it's dad
Paul does okay that now because I'm sure somebody knows
the answer to this, and I'll take a look him
being his dad thing is not like that isn't a
thing yet right?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I think he just has a weird Paul ver fucking
manager and the dad thing comes later.
Speaker 2: That's my paw. It cuts to Vincing Man with Macha
Man and Roddy Piper in front of the crowd, and
Macho Man says, mm isn't that his father?
Speaker 1: It looks like I don't think Paul vera. I'll get
it a watch pussy, watch a man?
Speaker 2: Did you just see pussy?
Speaker 1: Oh? Keny and I walk east all my lines. I
ran out of the lines. I was starting new ones.
I want that dog dud. So Vince has Hulkogan facing
his gravest challenge this Wednesday night, So Survivorsory is on
a Wednesday here, which I think was the tradition. It
was like a thing giving eve kind of deal.
Speaker 2: Yeah, times were a lot different back then, Like family
would come together the night before look for something to
watch on the television. There you go, you got Survivor series.
Speaker 1: You know, yeah, you get to watch Skinner and Hercules.
Speaker 2: They lined up to watch Skinner and Hercules. Back then,
a lot of people probably ask for refunds because big
Bully Busic wasn't there, which is bullshit.
Speaker 1: I would have asked for a goddamn refund. I put
my eyes on this guy for the first time on
this show, James, and he became my favorite wrestler immediately.
So uh yeah. He says he's here with Macho Man
and Randy Savage and hot Rod Roddy Piper and Macho
just keeps going all right, and then Piper's got some
kind of fucking thing on his face on his lip.
They don't ever explain it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just assumed it was some drizz ug gimmick.
Speaker 1: Okay. I definitely was like, oh, he just like got
done having a good time or something, just left over
residual juice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they didn't want to bring it up.
Speaker 1: They could have just told up to wipe it off
on the tape show b s that's steroids, you can
I would look at me compared to the watch of it.
He's missing hot.
Speaker 2: Hey, Dick Van Dyke, that's steroids.
Speaker 1: Hey Elizabeth, you should leave this asshole, don't you? All right,
goddamn boys, fuck so, Piper says Undertaker rotting Souls. First
of all, the name's Roddy and Randy. That't you next
gravest challenge for houlgain He survived them all. He's a survivor,
missed our real world champion, rec Flair. Me and my
team got the stare and a chair for Flair and
Macho Man says it any second, I could be reinstated
back in the w w F and be the survivor
of all survivors along with Piper. I mean these doing
doing uh Machamen and Piper on together on commentary is like,
that's a lot.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean also Vince is a lot. I mean
he does his whole stick too.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's true. He's I mean, which is that's how
you know you're fucking like over the top when the
lesser of three evils is Vince as a character.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a good point.
Speaker 1: But they're fucking fantastic. Machawain looks great. Machuwain. On the
back of his shirt, by the way, it says reinstate
Macho Man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't even see that until later.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's great.
Speaker 2: So there will be a special interview tonight with Hulk Hogan.
Oh yeah, Brett Hart would take on Big Bully Busic
in his last match. It seems did you.
Speaker 1: Say that shit with some respect? First of all, basically
Busic like forgotten Hall of Famer, a guy that really
should have probably won the Intercontinental title here tonight, and like,
I just I think I think he didn't get his
just too. It's unfair he quit.
Speaker 2: He's the one they quit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's you know, they should have fucking did
more James to keep them.
Speaker 2: Vince mcman and Roddy Piper and Macho Man Randy Savage
walked to the ring. Well, I have some news. Big
Bully Busic took his ball and he went home. That's right.
He didn't have what it takes to be a WWF superstar.
Speaker 1: Damn, that's fucking that would have Why they didn't do
that is because he was such a big star that
they wanted people to think he was still there, and
that's why he's on this episode.
Speaker 2: Well, we'll also have a conversation with Miss Elizabeth don't
we don't know her?
Speaker 1: Fucking me who's Yeah, you can have a conversation with
my fist.
Speaker 2: Jake Roberts and Texas Tornado will also be on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. There also will be the most amount of enhancement
talent that I've ever seen on one show in my life.
Speaker 2: There was enhancement talent on this show.
Speaker 1: Well, they enhanced the talent his brother.
Speaker 2: I mean, there's some talents that are enhanced on this dude.
Oh yeah, I think you're you're marking of the right
tree there, gs ABC ABC steroids dude.
Speaker 1: Oh, I mean they're just testing for them. And of
course you know Macha Man's on suspension, but not for that.
Speaker 2: So the first match in the evening here Tito Santana
versus Bob Schmedley.
Speaker 1: Bob Shredley. We all love Bob Schmedley. He's one of
the top guys in the territory here and much like
Big Billy Busic, I imagine he didn't get his just due,
which you know is is fucked up. It's fucked up,
and I uh, it makes me, it makes me fucking sick.
I legit wrote, Oh hell yeah, Bob Schmedley.
Speaker 2: Well, he has a great performance in this match.
Speaker 1: He should have won too. I think he got robbed.
Speaker 2: Is Tito in one of the Survivor series matches.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna oh, fuck, I think he is. He's on
damn one of these themes. I wrote it down somewhere here.
I assume he is, but I'll double check, but I
think so.
Speaker 2: Yes, he's on the team with the Anvil Jim Duggan
and the Texas Tornado. Mm right, okay, that's right, and
I guess Big Bully Music will not be in that match.
Speaker 1: Fuck he gets replaced by Hercules, replace.
Speaker 2: Big Bully Busic with Bob Schmedley.
Speaker 1: Bob Schmedley could have wrestled fucking rings around these guys.
Speaker 2: Bob comes out, so Tina comes to the ring and
uses his entrance gimmick like he's bullfighting with Bob Schmedley.
Speaker 1: And Bob Smedley falls for it, which I mean just
shows what a joke that w w F is. Disrespecting
a guy like Bob Schmedley making him do this Google
goga haha on live television, millions of people watching, and
you disrespect him like this. I think they should throw
Tito Santana off the top of the building.
Speaker 2: And Tito looks good.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I actually really like Tito Santana. I think he's great.
The one thing that Bob Schmedley does at the beginning
of this match is like one of my favorite heeled
tropes is he he Him and Tito Santana lock up briefly,
and Mattlord gets the best of them. Me Fireman's carries
him and arm drags him hip toss him and Bob
Schmedley is pissed, and to show how pisty is, he
kicks the bottom rope. I love a heel kicking the
bottom rope.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I like that too. It's very good.
Speaker 1: It's just a little shitty, like a baby thing to
do well.
Speaker 2: Tito hits him with a few arm drags here and
then hits a knee lift. Tito then squares up with
Bob Schmedley and hits him with the flying fore arm
to the back of his head.
Speaker 1: I mean, he blitzes them with them. They were already
putting over the running knee lift too. Like on commentary,
you know, vinces like, oh, well, Tito's more aggressive is
albumttador than he's ever been, And Viper's always he's got balls,
trying to go on and stuff once he got Now
he's got a Schmedley that's nothing, which fucking really set
me off, fucking wishing the worst for him. Uh and
then uh, at some point near the end here, uh,
when when he did the knee lift as you were
talking about, Tito does like a taunt with his hands
and I didn't know what that was, but that's set
up for the running knee lift, and Piper says, oh, yeah,
see his hands. You know what that means? And Macho
says his hands hurt and Viper says, no, that means
the contest is over. And then that's when Tito hits
the running fucking forearm to the back of Bob Schmedley's
head and ends his career sadly.
Speaker 2: Because he's got the big match with Big Bully Busic ah.
Speaker 1: Right, who we are all excited to see at the
Survivor Series.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we'll see later tonight in Big Bully Busics match
if he has an outing as good as Tito Santana
did here.
Speaker 1: I can tell you that he wishes he did.
Speaker 2: So we go to the WWF event center. Sean Mooney
is here in the event center to talk about Survivor Series.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Sean Mooney says, you know everyone's wondering who's gonna
survive this Wednesday on Thanksgiving E. Well, right here in Boston,
everyone wants to know who will survived the main event
at the Boston Garden in three weeks, says Hack saw
Jim Duggan and the mysterious Mister Madness collide with the
Undertaker and Jake the Snake Roberts, and I was immediately
excited because in my brain, James I was like, okay,
mister Madness has to have a hood, like this is
a mass guy and what an that's up being is
even funnier.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my thought with it was mister Madness obviously is
going to be the Macha man, but when the match
actually happens, it's not Macho many that for a minute,
right like in the promocho man, but then it's just not.
Whenever he wrestles, it's Bob's friendly because you just never
see him Yeah, it's.
Speaker 1: Right, that's fucking that'd be great. Uh what we get
here is is even more ridiculous. But first we go
to another Paul Barr Undertaker deal here, and Paul Barren
Undertaker and Jake Roberts are here, and they're standing in
front of like a night sky background deal. We're not
in front of the war zone backdrop anymore.
Speaker 2: This is the McDonald's mac to Night Room.
Speaker 1: Holy fucking shit. Great shout, that's crazy. What the fuck
the Big night Men.
Speaker 2: Jake Roberts looks great here though.
Speaker 1: He looks fantastic. He actually looks even better uh in
the like in the ring here on this. But yeah, no,
he's it looks great.
Speaker 2: He's actually about to leave WWF.
Speaker 1: Though where's he He's he going to ww.
Speaker 2: He does go to w CW just for a little bit.
Speaker 1: Oh right, okay, wow, fuck everyone's leaving.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean he says that he signed a three
million dollars a year contract with w CWU, but Bill
Watts came in and changed at two hundred thousand dollars
a year.
Speaker 1: Holy shit.
Speaker 2: My first thought was, wow, three million sounds crazy for
nineteen ninety two WCW Hogan's deal when he came in
nineteen ninety four was two million dollars a year.
Speaker 1: Oh my god.
Speaker 2: What Yeah, I don't know. Maybe WCW just thought he
was cool.
Speaker 1: They thought he can't pass, and they thought Hogan was
kind of a bitch.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I just really like Jake Roberts.
Speaker 1: Kim Villin Fry really fuck with Jake Roberts heavy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it was a fair wrestler.
Speaker 1: Holy shit. I mean, there's a chance dude, like.
Speaker 2: I love the idea of Kip Allen Fry pitching to
like management that like Jake Roberts is pushing shit like
Hogan does when he comes in.
Speaker 1: Well, you know, it's always the heel that really makes
somebody over. So if we bring Jakin, he'll get all
of our babies unbelievably over. And that's why he's worth more. So.
The three of them are here in front of the
background here, and Paul bar says, Oh, of course, there's
not a better partner in the world I would like
to have with my undertaker than Jake This. Nick Roberts,
what a trustworthy man. I thought that was funny as shit. Yeah,
Jim Doggan, mister madness, mister madness, is that the name
you want on your death certificate. Paul Bear is awesome,
Like fucking what a great line. H Jake says, you
call the shot, mister madness. I'm not a child you
play a game with you. Don't step out in front
of me if I'm driving a car. Word otherwise, don't
step in front of any cars, no matter who is
driving them. He says. You know, mister maddness, the same
fear that I've seen in Elizabeth's eyes at the reception
lives inside your heart. And you should fear a man
like me, and you should fear a king Cobra, and
no doubt you should fear death itself. And welcome to
your nightmare. Fucking awesome. I I why, so does he
decides to leave? I'm assuming right? Or or what's the
deal here? Like? How does ww F let this fucking
guy go?
Speaker 3: Uh?
Speaker 2: So he was promised to spot on like the creative team,
and he didn't get it, and like they just started
having a lot of uh just internal fights, I think,
and he just wenture, okay, And they offered this guy
three million dollars a year, so he said, I'll take that.
I'll take that.
Speaker 1: That makes you know what? That makes a lot of
fucking sense.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I also thought the line was great here where
he says that he sees the same fear in Miss
Elizabeth's eyes that live in his heart. I thought that
was a very good line.
Speaker 1: Dude, both I mean both Paul and and Jake heard
I thought did fantastic. Sure. I mean, this is like
a goddamn masterclass of you guys got thirty seconds make
something here, and I believe both of them.
Speaker 2: I love the dichotomy of this also, where like it
cuts to uh, mister Madness and Jim Duggan and it's
like the complete opposite or whatever we just saw here,
I know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's fucking awesome. Yeah, dude, we got a
Jim Duggan and mister Madness, and like I said, I
was like, okay, macho man like hood or like he's
got like a whole different deal here. It's Jim Duggan
in a pixelated macho man like not even any attempt
to hide that his watch a man with his voice
or promo or anything. This is just watcho man blurry
Bigfoot style. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I like that. That was funny.
Speaker 1: So mister Madness is who you huh oh is mister Manness,
dickens the distance between two points is a street line,
and the hack Soul and the mister Madness we're going
right straight through it. And Jim Duggan just starts yelling
in coming and coming that strike you two guys. Don't
be worried about no rules, don't be worried about no referee,
worry about de smand right here and death sped right here.
And I'll let you in an our game plan when
we ring the bell, ah tac ah tack uh dac
nothing fancy. And then mister maddness is something super quiet
that I couldn't understand. But he's moving his hands much
like the macho man would, not pointing any fingers here,
and then he says, oh, this is fucking great. I
love this.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's like what evil Cody Rhodes would say. Instead
of avoid, avoid, avoid, he would say attack, attack, attack.
This man said the Boston Garden, by the way.
Speaker 1: I know, yeah, that's uh it's TV garden now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a big deal for them, those garden shows.
Speaker 1: Sure, I mean they packed them fucking places too, and
it's it's it's weird, how like that part of the
business is kind of like not existing in the WF anymore,
like the live event kind of sell out the live
event to promote the other shit like that. I mean
that hasn't happened for a while obviously, but there's no
house shows at all now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, the business is just a lot different.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, it's it's kind of crazy when you think
about it. Like I feel like in terms of WWF
shows or w W shows, like before I, you know, started,
we started getting invited to the two K stuff, Like
I probably went to more house shows than I went
to a raw or SmackDown or anything.
Speaker 2: So we had Big Bully Busick with Harvey Whippleman and
he's taking on Brett Hart inter Continental Championship match.
Speaker 1: Big Bully Busick. This guy is a beast. I mean,
this is by the way, this is like the Butcher,
exactly like the Butcher. He looks just like if it's insane.
Speaker 2: Actually, yeah, his gimmicks like basically the wrestling crooner.
Speaker 1: Dude, he's I mean, he's got the bowler hat, Harvey
Whippleman's Harvey Whippleman is smoking a blunt by the way,
Like that is not a cigar, that is a blunt.
This man is smoking down the aisle.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean this guy's not You should hear his
voice to He's fucking crazy.
Speaker 1: A great duo here. Brett looks great here by the
way as well. Intercondinal title, and Piper is flipping out
on commentary about Rick Flair. He says, ah, yeah, I
never missed a commitment. How do you know Flower's gotta
be there? They're talking about Survivor series and Vin says, well,
he's Piper, mister Fliers never missed the commitment either, and
Piper says, oh, well, we have quite that commitment coming up,
aren't we. And Vin says indeed, And Piper says, you
know something about you takes me off and says I'm
gonna be there too.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So in a kind of championship match, here pants
to the crowd. Obviously, just show all the Brett fans.
It shows Sandman in the crowd with the Brett Heart glasses.
Speaker 1: I thought that, holy fucking shit, I wrote the same
exact thing, dude, that guy was the Sandman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty cool. He's a big fan. Brett puts
the glasses on a kid in the crowd. Always thought
that was just a great baby faced deal.
Speaker 1: Oh man, that was I I love that. And always
everyone around him is always fired up. Like on commentary,
like Piper was like, oh those are expensive.
Speaker 2: It goes picture and picture to the Mountie with Jimmy
Hart very quickly too, dude.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they they lock up and it's immediately doing that,
and Jimmy Hart says, the Mountain's gonna become the next
icy champion, and the Mountie says, enjoy it while you can.
Brett the hitman heart. You already felt the first one,
and when you feel the second one, I want to
be college champion. He's talking about the I guess I
think he tased him or something. Here. I feel like
we this angle has been going on for a while.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I think that the Mounie beats him on a
house show or something.
Speaker 4: Mmm.
Speaker 1: I think that's right. Yeah, I think because I think
we saw like a clip of that or something. Yeah, Mountie, Uh,
he was a you know, upper echelon guy here. I
don't know if I realized that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean they needed somebody from Canada that was evil.
Speaker 1: Evil, breent O. God, damn, you're right. They could have
made Bob Schmedley Canadian and evil.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I mean, well, he's got to be the macho man. Later,
that's a series. So Busic locks in in a Domino
stretch here and uses the ropes uh while distracts the ref.
Speaker 1: Tap him out. That's over.
Speaker 2: Brett hits an atomic drop and a back breaker, just
classic Brett. I mean, he just pops off all his
signature shit and then it hits the Sharp Shooter and wins.
I love that. Like Brett's backbreaker is just so I
don't know, it just looks like no one does it,
and it looks like Brett's, Like Brett's just is one
of one.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he does have a very specific style, but he
has a very specific style of doing a bunch of
different moves too. I mean even I mean, obviously we
talk about his punches and all, but there's a lot
of stuff that he does and you can see that.
It's like you know, if you if you put it
like a just a silhouette of somebody doing it, you
could point.
Speaker 2: Out that it's Brett. Yeah, I agree. I mean, like
his his elbow off the second's very dope too. And uh,
I mean you can't beat the sharp Shooter.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, and uh yeah he I mean he uh
he puts it on Big Bully Busic here, and that's
really the end of his run here, which you know,
you know, you give a guy the caliber of Big
Bully Busic three minutes and he has to just lose
immediately to Uh, a sharp shooter like I would quit too.
Speaker 2: So we go to a pre tape here, Ripo man
is outside a garage and UH looks directly at the
camera and says, hey, you're about to witness a crime.
Speaker 1: That is insane. Dude. He's outside somebody's garage and Repaman says, yeah,
this is the one, you know, the lady that lives here.
She's three days later on our car payment. This is
our wrestler, by the way, three full days that ain't know, lady,
that's our car thief. Me, I'm the repo man, and
you know what that means. What's mine is mine and
if you're laid on any payment, what's yours is mine too.
So he gets into this woman's car in her garage,
pitch black outside nighttime. She peeks around the corner and
goes ah, and he starts the car up and pooks
his head out the window and says, pay a lady
or shut up, and he drives away with the car.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. Uh he just slammed the garage
door open too. Just didn't give a fuck.
Speaker 1: And correct me if I'm wrong. James is repossessing the
car the act of fucking driving it away from somebody's house.
Is there like a toe process here or or like
a boot I don't remember the part where you get
in the car and drive away.
Speaker 2: Well, we have to wait for raw till he gets
the truck.
Speaker 1: You know that's true. And he steals watching his hat
and that was the end of the month with the truck. Ye.
I mean this was fucking funny as shit. You're about
to witness a crime.
Speaker 2: Huh, Yeah, it's funny as fuck. When she just starts
screaming crazy it's nineteen ninety one, I assume she probably
thinks a fucking night stalker or something.
Speaker 1: Well, it's some fucking freak with a little mask on
to break out of the garage. Hell, yeh, man Verry,
I know that you're very dark, so look, get the
fuck out of here.
Speaker 2: Is that you missed a holy one? Fuck you?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 2: No, how'd you tell I had the mask on? It
was the hair or like thereof Hey, fuck you I'm
taking your car. So we have Greg Green versus Texas
Tornado carry Von Eric.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, Greg Green is just me.
Speaker 2: He was ready to fight.
Speaker 1: I mean he's another one an enhancement talent that really
enhanced the talent here, Texas Tornado. What a ladies man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean it's insane to me that he's walking
around with a prosthetic foot here.
Speaker 1: So that happened already, right, That's like we're years after
that already. Yeah, Okay, that is insane. I would have
no clue.
Speaker 2: So Greg Green here, I mean he's ready for the action.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 2: He takes Texas Tornado to the corner. Texas Tornado then
immediately fires back, beats his ass, whips him into the ropes,
gut punches him, and then hits him with the discus
punch for the three man.
Speaker 1: He unleashes a flurry of offense like I've never seen before.
I mean, Greg Green really had no shot here. I
knew he was doomed when Texas Tornado did the Irish
whip punch him in the Sternham dude.
Speaker 2: I mean the discus punch was nuts. I mean he
goes to hit the ropes and just walks right into
him and all right, so we got to an interview here.
Vince McMahon, Machaman and Roddy Piper are here to intervie you,
Miss Elizabeth uh and the crowd is chanting Reinstate a lot.
Speaker 1: They chanted the entirety of that part of this promo
like an absurd amount. Yeah, Vince says, we'll have more
action here, but now standing by is the first lady
the WWF, Miss Elizabeth in the backstage area, and Macha
Man gives a big thumbs up because he fucks with
Elizabeth heavy. And Vince says, Hey, Elizabeth, do you uh
I anything you like to say to President Jack Tounny
And she says, yeah, I'd like to say please reinstate, Randy,
You're the only person that can do it. And and
and Piper says, Liz, we love y'all. I tried. Bacho's tried, Yeah,
you're beautiful, but I don't know if you could do it.
And Elizabeth says, Roddy, I don't know what the fuck
you just said. I just hope Jack Tounny will bow
to the will of the people and you will listen
to the support of the fans on Reinstate Randy. I mean, like,
I love this push. I mean everyone loves Elizabeth, and uh,
you know the fact that they're trying one more one
more push from someone that everyone loves to try to
get Macho Man reinstated is very wholesome. I did enjoy that.
And uh, macho Man does, say, President Jack Tunney. If
you don't answer in the affirmative after that, then you
or know more of a man than Jake the Sneak Roberts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that. I love that Macho Man like
is wearing the Reinstate Macho Man's shirt and that Elizabeth's like,
can we please just goddamn reinstate this guy? Look, he's
home every day, dude. She is so sick of this
fucking understand man, Like, this house is fucking nuts, Like,
just let him do his thing, man, please.
Speaker 1: Like he has been talking to the walls, he's showering
with his boots on for some reason. Can you just
please give him some work? He just needs something to do.
Speaker 2: So we go to Ben Jordan and he is taking
on Skinner.
Speaker 1: Dude, Ben Jordan, how where do they fucking find these guys?
These are the real journeyman of.
Speaker 2: Pro Yeah, some people were calling these guys the Elite
four of the WWL. Well, Skinner offers a test of
strength that Ben Jordan takes, uh, and then he just
punches him.
Speaker 1: I mean he punches them right in the face and
then laughs at the camera and uh Piper, of course,
and the boys are going nuts on commentary. H Piper
calls Vince a stir. He says, he's you know, he's
got a right to say what he has to say
about Jack Toney as in the Macho Man. He's been
taking his time and that's right, Piper. How'd you hurt
your lip? And Piper's ah ah bicycle and mats what
were you doing leaning on the ground fliering them over
with the bicycle?
Speaker 2: Yes, Skinner just whips Jordan and U throws the craziest
gut kick I've ever seen here.
Speaker 1: What the okay? You definitely thought that was gonna be
big boot, like to the hen right, Yeah, yeah, it
is big boot to the stomach.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, just throws it front of his shoe right
at his like mid section.
Speaker 1: Look like it hurt like a motherfucker man.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Skinner then stun guns this dude his cell before
the bump is great here looks like he really got
knocked out.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he goes fucking flying.
Speaker 2: And then Skinner hits the death drop for the three.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Man, hey, you can't do that scorpio death drop?
Speaker 2: Look good?
Speaker 1: You know what it did? Look good? You're right Skinner.
Let's see what's he doing here? He? Uh, Steve Kern,
I've heard that name. I don't know why I've heard
that name though.
Speaker 2: He was Dooint the clown.
Speaker 1: Ye be right? Is that right? Oh?
Speaker 2: There was that time where like there was two joint
the clowns.
Speaker 1: Oh, he was other Doint. I think he was also
involved in FCW. Maybe that's why I've heard the name,
because they were sure. Okay a bunch. He does go
to WW two with Bobby Eton.
Speaker 2: Yeah they're a tag team, right, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: That's right. How about that he's not Skinner anymore? There
with a dip.
Speaker 2: He probably still dips though. So we got the hul
cogin interview here Hulk comes out, uh for an interview
with Mean Jean.
Speaker 1: This is so crazy. There's more Hulk Hogan Lord that
we find out every time we watch this fucking freak James,
Like I uh, I am always surprised he comes out here,
big Pop. You know everyone fucking likes Hulk still he
has the WWF title on belt. Looks great, by the way,
I love this belt.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's funny to me, Like this era of WWF
to me is sort of like a blind spot. So
like whenever I see Mean Jen and Hogan, I just
think of WCW.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah for sure, So Mean Jins is all right,
hul Cogan. This Wednesday night in the Motor City, it
is a Survivors series. You're gonna face your gravest challenge,
get a guy's greatest challenge. He's fucking grave Undertaker bad man.
You're gonna be defending the title against the Undertaker. Some
are saying that unquestionably, after the Starbars series and the
Greatest Challenge, Hulk Comania will be dead. Crowd booze or
it sounds like the crowd booz. I don't know if
they actually do.
Speaker 2: In State, I told you morever.
Speaker 1: So, Hogan says, well, let me tell you something, Mean
Gene this Wednesday night, Thanksgiving Eve. Yes, Hulk Hogan faces
his greatest challenge in the Undertaker. But the thing you
got to realize is mean Gene. When you're a Hulk
Camaniac that for eight long years I've heard him say
that Hulkamane is dying and that Hulkamania still lives. Mean gene.
So right now, mean Gene. Since it is our greatest challenge,
I think it's time to explain to all those teeny
Hulkamaniacs what the red and yellow stands for. This is
he says that, And they have this undershot of him,
like the camera the interviewer. He is like on an
elevated platform, and the cameras underneath him, and Hogan's bog
eyed staring down into it looks fucking insane. Yay. Then
I walk through the valley of the shadow of death. Brother,
I fear no Undertaker, Bretta. I don't know why he
said Bronna.
Speaker 2: He did say Brada.
Speaker 1: Jimmy Snuka was flowing through his veins in this point,
simply because the yellow Hulkamania will light up that valley
of death. It stands for the belief in the train
and the prayers and the vitamins and the like. To
hull Comania will blind the Undertaker, but also the red dude,
the red which guaranteed me immortality. Huh, that's right, This
is nuts when the big man upstairs spilled his blood
on this cross, he swore to me that whole Comania
would never die.
Speaker 2: Wow, Jesus made like a crazy deal here.
Speaker 1: Hogan was there.
Speaker 2: By sticks or by stone, brother, And on the.
Speaker 1: Third day, dude, it was just Jesus that came out
of a ky brother. It was me, Dude, what Hogan.
Jesus told halt Cogan that he would live forever.
Speaker 2: Well, hul Cogan first guy to not make a deal
with the devil. He made a deal with Jesus, and
Jesus said, hell, yeah, let's do it.
Speaker 1: Jesus said, FUCKINGI, let's go Hupster. Jesus marrying Joseph and
the Holkster. So Hogan says that Alchimede will live forever
as well as all Cogan Ric Flair. Just like the
grew Reaper has his sickle to do his dirty work, brother,
the Undertaker has you as his henchman, Rick Flair to
do his dirty work. And you, just like the light
of hul Camania will blind the Undertaker, it will also
blind you. Brother. But the thing means, Gene that makes
me realize I will survive is when the Undertaker reached
down and he tore the crucifix off. My next, dude,
My next dude, My neck, Dude, my neck went limp, brother,
what went? You were laying down? He's twelve to six neck.
Speaker 2: You got me, brother, Stinger, Dude, you.
Speaker 1: Should wrestle him someday, the Stinger.
Speaker 2: No, you shouldn't. Brother. He thinks he's better than eat
small brother. And there's just no way, dude.
Speaker 1: But as I smelt the dead, burning flesh in the
palm of his hand, Dude, the power of hul Comania
he couldn't handle. So the cross the Taker was holding
burned his hand, not because it was a cross, but
because of the power of hull Comania and Jesus, who
is ahl comediac? Who is my brother? He dropped the
crucifix and as it landed on me, me Gene, and
it wore my heart. It made me realize that I
will survive the Survivor series. It's Undertaker. Now that you
know what the red and yellow mean, I don't. What
are you gonna do, Undertaker when hult Cocain and the
Red of Immortality run wild on you? The Red of Immortality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Undertaker and Paul Barre are like Satan. But
whole Commania has the power of God and Jesus and
Undertaker also has the power Rick Flair, I guess, which
is very similar to the Grim Reaper.
Speaker 1: Right, yes, that you got it. That's on hundred percent
all all right, and you know what, dude, Jesus said
I should go over.
Speaker 2: So we got into the WWF Survivor's Series report here
Mean Jane is here to run down the Survivor series.
Speaker 1: So mean Gene says, this is the ultimate in team
competition and so much more. The Survivor series used to
be a big fucking deal here the right.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, I mean it was a stop gap show
for them, but it was definitely one of their bigger
pay per views. A lot of a lot of business
happened on the Thanksgiving time, like a lot of a
lot of places. We're doing a lot of money. Back then,
people were still buying shit and families were getting together
and doing stuff, and uh yeah, it's just not you know,
it's just not like that anymore.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, not fuck not at all, dude. Fucking Thanksgiving
sales start two weeks before Thanksgiving and then last three
weeks after Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, it's just like whatever, we'll get it and
then we'll move on.
Speaker 1: Mean Jane says, I strongly suggest you pick up the
blower right now and contact your local cable company. Avoid
busy operators at the eleventh hour. Get that blower, James
start blowing.
Speaker 2: I hain't no problem.
Speaker 1: We just heard from all Cogan. It sounds to me
like he's friends with Jesus. Jesus wanted to wait to
pick up the line. Come now. It sounds like he has.
He's ready for his gravest challenge, and that greatest challenge
is standing by right now with Paul Bear. They show
a taker Hogan graphic looks insane, and then once again
we have Paul Bear, an undertaker in front of the
war zoned backdrop. Same spot. Oh, Colgan, you know.
Speaker 2: Jesus undertaker puts his arm on. Paul Bear, looks right
at the camera, lifts his head up with the hat
mm hmm. M Antonio and.
Speaker 1: All right, I have a grievances on this Thanksgiving.
Speaker 2: You need to give me my fucking money.
Speaker 1: It's me punish your tuxt Morgan, Hey, my son, his money.
Speaker 4: Tell you.
Speaker 2: Black Fridays coming.
Speaker 1: He's just tonatum fucking airtime.
Speaker 2: And then keep it in Undertaker puts his arm back
on Barbert.
Speaker 3: I got this, Dad, Oh I warn drop so, Paul
Bart says, this Wednesday, Huld Coogan, your gravest challenge, the
w A Championship on the line against my Undertaker.
Speaker 1: It won't be long. Think back when you visit in
my funeral, Pallor and my Undertaker appeared out of nowhere.
This time we're gonna walk away. Oh yes, with your title,
and Taker says this time, m.
Speaker 2: How many more promos do I need to cut in
this room?
Speaker 1: It's so fucking ho here it smells like shit.
Speaker 2: Paul. There's six soft lights and that's not even on
the key lights.
Speaker 1: Wow, that's horrible. Six song flights. Fuck me, it's bad Jesus, Undertaker.
I'm sorry, buddy. We'll wrap this up here soon.
Speaker 2: Does anyone even care about Survivor series? It's fucking four
man eight man tags.
Speaker 1: You're in the main, Dude, you should probably care a
little bit.
Speaker 2: That match will suck. Just tell him dad, it's not
in his sport.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Taker legit says, the time, m is it hand
made me think of you immediately. There's no place to run,
no place to hide, no heroes with chairs and no crucifixes,
just the undertakers burrrry dude. Sid, by the way, is
like not mentioned at all on the actual pay per view.
I was reading that that, like, I don't know if
like someone's going on, he definitely comes back, but they
were like Super was like, don't talk about Sid on
the pay per view.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so Sid has been removed from the Survivor series
tag team of him, Big boss Man and l O
D versus Jake Roberts IRS and the Natural Disasters. I
believe what it was, by the way, was that Sid
had an elbow injury, and I think by this point
obviously they were already planning for the WrestleMania deal, and
what happens at the end of the show, I think
actually changes what happens to that tag team match at
the pay per view. Oh okay, because right now I
think it's just Big boss Man and l O D
versus Jake I RS and Natural Disasters, And I think
what happens at the end of the show, which we'll
talk about at the end, we'll kind of cycle back
to it here, but changes that so it's it's more
even and not like a handicap match.
Speaker 1: Sure, Okay, that makes a lot of sense.
Speaker 2: So ld is here with Big boss Man in the
same room and they're the tag team champions.
Speaker 1: Boss Man says, Hawk, Animal, what do you say after
this Wednesday night, after we get through kicking these pieces
of trashes, but we lock them up, we carry them downtown,
we throw them in a dirty cell and leave them
the rot with rats.
Speaker 2: H Okay, do we have to arrest him?
Speaker 1: That's my deal.
Speaker 2: Your deal kind of sucks.
Speaker 1: So Animal says that does sound good to him, and
he says, Jack Tunny, we want to know are you
gonna let Randy Savage be our partner or not? It
doesn't matter us. We just want to know. I thought
that was very nice. He put that in a way
louder tone, but he was.
Speaker 2: He was like yelling the whole time, like and then
he just brings it back around. Just let us know.
Speaker 1: Please, just kind of trying to figure some stuff out
here if you go just kind of game plan, and
Hawks says, hey, let's talk about teth today. Let's talk
about that nottch on disasters, Jake, this naked irs. Let's
talk about not going to teeth all the way down
their throats and out there Sphigters, Big Boss Mantassam.
Speaker 2: On the shoulder. All right, so yeah we'll see all
that's Survivors series.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let's uh get on out of here.
Speaker 4: Because wow, you're gonna be teeth all right. No, yeah,
you're just gonna be shitting right all right. And Dan
and then we're gonna have we're gonna put them in prison.
Speaker 2: Yeah, good, shut up.
Speaker 1: Prison.
Speaker 2: So we have Brett Hart, Roddy Piper, British Bulldog and
Virgil taking on Rick Flair, Warlord Ted Dibiassi in the Mounty.
Speaker 1: That's fucking insane. That is an insane group of people.
Speaker 2: I don't know why, but like I assumed, you know,
with the team of like Rick Flair, Warlord DBAs in
the Mountie, there's no way they can get all these
guys in the same room together. I was wrong.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean not only I was thinking even above that, James,
think about all eight of them in the same room
together calling a match.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine that like British Bulldog is just it's
in a different realm blitzed. I imagine like everybody is
sitting in like a circle around the warlord as the
Warlord calls this match.
Speaker 1: With the warlord is calling fucking break.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, warlords the strongest guy in the rooms.
Speaker 1: That's fucking true. I get you know what, I'm not
gonna argue that. And he looks like sticking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean like this is the greatest fucking bro
meet up of all time.
Speaker 1: Player's holding big gold by the way, and it's blurt out.
Speaker 2: This is what happens when the group chat finally gets together.
Speaker 1: Group chat made it out. The group chat made the
group It's hard to believe when you're on top of
the world that things can get any better. But guess what,
my new executive consultant has told me that from Noella
everything will be perfect. Whoa And then fucking mister Perfect
comes in and DAPs up Flair. That's how they introduce
this this combination here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, mister Perfect has like the Nike fucking tracksuit on
his dop.
Speaker 1: He looks clean as fuck. Dude. Yeah, I mean, last
time we were talking about Flair in Perfect, it was
the raw where they did the loser leaves.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there, you know, that's Uh, it's crazy to
see that like this starts here, Like I didn't I
didn't really know I guess just sidebar by the way,
didn't really know the significance of superstars are wrestling, but
a lot happens on this so this must have been
a big show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I imagine so at the time, right.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I don't know how many other like TV shows
they had at the time in w you off, but
like this, obviously they're doing a lot here, so I
you know that kind of which again goes back to
my point, how is this hard to find? So mister
Perfect says, just like everything else in my life, I'm
here for one reason and just make sure everything remains perfect.
Speaker 2: Mister Perfect comes in and says, I'm mister Perfect and
things will go perfect. And Ted Debiosti says, I like money.
Speaker 1: I'm the money man.
Speaker 2: And Warlord shows his big staff with a big W
on top of him. Yep, and the MOUNTI is Canadian.
So there you go.
Speaker 1: This is the fucking best group of all time by
the favorite I love it. I love it. What more
do you need to know?
Speaker 2: That's me every time I see Ted Devastie. What more
you need to know? He's the money man. He likes money.
Speaker 1: Really like you know. He obviously cut more promos and
showed this and that, but like legit was just that
I'm the bunny man.
Speaker 2: I got the money. Yeah, like you can bring out
whatever to him and Ted DEBIOSTI will just find some
way to say and I like money. Oh hell yeah
you do?
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, fuck yeah we do.
Speaker 2: This guy likes fucking money man, and he's the money man.
Speaker 1: And this guy's strongest ship. Look at him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this guy laughs a lot. He's funny. I like him.
He's eccentric.
Speaker 1: This guy's perfect.
Speaker 2: This guy's he literally walks in frames. It says I
missed her perfect and these are gonna go perfect. Oh
good job. Fuck yeah, Claire pat than that good job.
That was good.
Speaker 1: How could you not be convinced the team with this guy,
like he's got it down to a fucking team.
Speaker 2: They'll go around in a circle and they just say
random ship Like Rick Claire is like, whoo, I like,
I like having sex.
Speaker 1: I'm a champion.
Speaker 2: Perfect, I'm fucking perfect. To be honest, I like the money. Oh.
This guy's Canadians Warler's happy, he's got the big staff.
The cameras go off. Rick Flair looks other. That was good, guys,
That was that was good.
Speaker 4: We nailed that good job nailed it is as it
is a mess of w c W.
Speaker 2: I gotta tell you this is good though. What we
do here is good. That's good. You're you're gonna say
I look naked in this, right?
Speaker 1: I just want to make sure it's gonna be funny though.
Speaker 2: Like I wanted to mention the sex part because it
looks like I'm naked, so lop me in. So the
Anvil Jim dug In, Tino Santana and the Texas Tornado
will take on Iron Chic, Berserker, Big Bully Busic and Skinner. Sadly,
Jim not Hart is out, and so is Big Bully
Busic because he quit.
Speaker 1: God damn it. Yeah, you're right.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, Wow, that's a lot. I mean, like every
match here has had like some sort of alteration pretty much.
Speaker 1: You're right, this is a cursed fucking show. I would
be pissed. Wow, I'd be pissed.
Speaker 2: Yeah, me too. I'd tune in, Ah fuck Big Bully
is it here?
Speaker 1: And I would do what the fuck?
Speaker 2: I turned to the wall in my house. I punched
the shit out the fuck. I look up at my
roof and I start scratching off the popcorn roof in
my house because the anvil because the ANI was not
up the Survivors series. Give me out of this, so
hoole start scratching the pump put on the sea.
Speaker 1: Well, mean Geene says, maybe we'll find out on this
Arbrosary showdown who Jim Duggan will pick to replace Jim Knighthart.
And there are rumors the float that it may be
Sergeant Slaughter. Fuck this, I'm not buying this shit anymore.
Speaker 2: You're telling me I buy this pay per view. You
know I tune in. I just finished put my entire
family through college for seven hundred dollars and I tune
in to watch the Sergeant's Slaughter be putting this match
because the Ample didn't want to show up to work today.
You're pissing me off.
Speaker 1: You should fucking I'm watching Nitro. It's not around, but
I'm watching it.
Speaker 2: So yeah, we have one more match here at the
Survivor series. The Rockers and the Bushwhackers one of the
greatest teams. Like this is fucking nuts. You have Marty
Jannetti team it up with Bushwhacker link. I mean, like
this is powerful stuff.
Speaker 1: I mean they're fucking pencil shaking.
Speaker 2: It's like that is nuts. I can't even imagine. Listen
to this match and tell me how this match went backstage,
the Rockers and the Bushwhackers versus the Beverly Brothers and
the Nasty.
Speaker 1: Boys like this, No way someone doesn't come to the
ring with a black eye because they were fucking all
arguing about how this match should go. Like this is
a fucking insanity, dude, this has potential to be the
craziest match of all time. I almost want to watch it.
That's how fucking like absurd. This match sounds like.
Speaker 2: Oh, that was Bushwhackers. Luca's pants are down.
Speaker 1: And so is Brian Knobs, and there's his asshole that'sh.
Speaker 2: Sewn and Marty did drugs again. If the Rockers, if
the Rockers and the Bushwhackers didn't come down to the ring,
and Sean and Marty, if they didn't do the fucking
walk with the arms, they should off Nasty crunched them
in the eyes. Knobs should show his ass I mean
the second part is happening either way. That's awesome, man, good, good,
fucking I love to know how the hell that came together.
Speaker 1: Crack smoked out nuts before showing have we what have
we the fucking Rockers and the bush Rockers together? Who
on the who on.
Speaker 2: The roster isn't on steroids?
Speaker 1: All right?
Speaker 2: Well we got the Rockers and the boy slackers. We
got the Beverly Brothers and the Nasty Boys.
Speaker 1: All right, Well let's go one clean Matchel two.
Speaker 2: So we get a few commercials here in the copy
of the show that we watch.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yes, yes, uh be afraid to be very
afraid of Metroid two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we get a Metroid two game boy commercial here.
Speaker 1: That's pretty cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I actually just bought Metroid Prime for the GameCube recently.
Speaker 1: Oh that's right. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I didn't own it, like you know, I didn't own
it when I was like a kid, but I remember
going to my friend's house to play it. He had
like the did you have a game cube? I did.
Do you remember the wireless GameCube controller, the silver one? Yes, yes, dude,
it was huge. He had that controller and I always
thought that was so cool. I was like, oh shit,
this doesn't have a chord on it.
Speaker 1: Dude. I only ever saw that like in store, Like
I never. I didn't know one. I just knew it existed.
Speaker 2: Oh dude. Speaking of controllers, I remember there was this
hardware store in town. Allege are really small town, you know,
I'm sure, and like there was gaming stuff, absolutely nothing,
I mean literally sure. And uh I remember I went
to the hardware store and they had like a little
section for like printers and stuff like that, you know.
Oh yeah, and uh they had a controller. I don't
know if you remember these controllers, but there were these
like really off brand controllers that had like the fan
that was inside the handling.
Speaker 1: My god, I do remember those what was that called, dude.
Speaker 2: I don't remember. I just remember seeing it and like
we get we got it back to the crib and
like put it in and we're like, wow, this is
like technology is really coming a long way. And it's
just like a fan inserted into the controller, and like
the controller is a complete piece of dog shit, I mean,
like fucking shit in terms of like moving the analogs
and pressing the buttons. I mean, it might as well
have been useless. Uh, But I just remember the fan
being like the coolest thing ever.
Speaker 1: Did the Xbox There was an Xbox one. Do you
remember that.
Speaker 2: No, we didn't get the Xbox when I think the
one we got was for like PlayStation one or PlayStation
two or something. I was with my buddies. That was
their deal, and we just thought that was cool as fuck.
Speaker 1: So for some reason, the fan controller in my brain,
I just remember being green. So maybe that's why I
think it's theird.
Speaker 2: I'm sure there's a ton of like, yeah, I'm sure
there's a ton of stuff like that for for Xbox
and all that shit. I mean they were pushing third
party peripherals like crazy. Game Stop was doing it specifically
when we were growing up, because like Microsoft and Sony
would take such big cuts out of the uh like
official OEM stuff. Yes that they just like had their
off brand fucking whatever. And like if you went to
game Stop and you're like, let me get this PlayStation
two controller, let me get this Xbox controller, they'd be like, well,
this one is better and it's a lot cheaper, right
because like you know, they're gonna get a larger cut
of it, and like they just tell the employees to
try to sell that one. Wow, I forget. That was
such a different time. Yeah, that was such a time.
Speaker 1: I know the options were I mean, even if there
was shitty option, having options was cool.
Speaker 2: There was also a commercial for cologne. Preferred Stock is
what it was called.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you got that extra smooth cologne. It's the preferred
cologne for preferred men. Yeah, what do you what do
you give a man that has the look, the touch
and the smile. You give him this fucking gray ass cologne.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if you want to smell like you just played
a game of basketball, this.
Speaker 1: Is for you. You want to smell the inside of
a locker, let's raight this on.
Speaker 2: We also got a commercial for Sega game gear. Hmmm, yes, yeah,
so this was kind of like a game Boy.
Speaker 1: I didn't have one of these, and I don't know
if I knew anybody that had one of these.
Speaker 2: No, I never saw this. I actually didn't see a
ton of Sega stuff when I was growing up, and
I guess maybe because Sega had already started losing to
Nintendo pretty bad by that, oh like when we got,
you know, to the age where we were playing stuff.
The last deal I really like saw when I was
growing up as a kid was Dreamcast.
Speaker 1: Yes, that's that's what I was gonna say. That was
mine too, because I uh but it was again, my
whole life was just kind of wrestling, So, like I
knew the Dreamcast had before a rumble on it, so
that's all I knew.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean my dad got a Dreamcast. That's why
I messed around with it before. But yeah, I mean like, yeah,
Sega was kind of out of the out of the
deal by that point. Most of the stuff that I
like played of that was Sega, Like they didn't even
say it was from Sega, like it would have the
thing when you launched the game, like NFL two K
five was by Sega, but like I wouldn't. I don't
even think of it like that.
Speaker 1: You know, Yeah, that doesn't feel like a Sega game,
huh dude.
Speaker 2: But I do love like Sega's whole deal was like
fuck you Nintendo, Like that was the whole thing.
Speaker 1: Super was like yeah wow. They were like, hey man,
you're fucking with the real ones over here, dude.
Speaker 2: I mean like if I was growing up in that time,
and like you know, I was young enough to be
in that deal, yeah, like I would have fucking fell
for the Sega shit like crazy Sega does winn into
and then don't you god damn rightly fuck you?
Speaker 1: Yeah crazy Yeah.
Speaker 2: And I mean before before uh, Nintendo had Pokemon right
like their Killer app was like Tetris on the game
yeah right, you know, so like if I was eight, nine, ten,
whatever the case is here, eleven or twelve even, right, sure,
I'm playing fucking Sonic on the game gear. Shit Tetris, dude.
Speaker 1: The game that they showed here, uh, I think it's
called Glock is like a crazy like air shooter.
Speaker 2: And I love Tetris, you know, but like no way.
Speaker 1: And it was uh it was full color too. I
don't think the game the game Boy wasn't, right, the
game gear.
Speaker 2: Was, That's right. Yeah, so the deal here was that
game Gear had like a full color screen. The game
Boy didn't. Obviously, the game Boy color came out, and
it did. That's the one that I remember playing a
lot as a kid, was the game Boy color. And
I'm sure you're probably the same because like, yes, that
was kind of like our general ation came out, was mine? Yeah,
yeah right, because game Boy came out like late eighties,
I think, and uh yeah, obviously Pokemon didn't come out
till like what ninety six or ninety eight or something.
Pokemon Yellow came out in ninety nine, and like that
was like when I got into Pokemon, was like Pokemon
Yellow and I got into it, and this is probably
the greatest idea they ever had. Was like they didn't
even really change the fucking game any but like they
gave you the Pikachua that followed behind you, like the
fucking show what to sound like, dude, that's all they did. Yeah,
that's all they did. It was like the same fucking
game except for you get Pikachua follows behind you and
it worked right, like yeah, dude, hell yeah. And obviously
like the following behind you mechanics changed everything. They all
pretty much the entirety through the next couple of generations,
but a little dude with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I mean. Also I read that the game Gear's batteries
just like got eaten up, Like I was reading that
like game Boys, yeah, game Boy. Like the big deal
between the game Gear and the game Boy was like
game Boy had like thirty hours on four double A batteries.
Speaker 1: Game Gear only had like three to five.
Speaker 2: It looks like, yeah, that's right, but six double six batteries.
Oh yeah. And I guess the game Gear also didn't
have a ton of games. I mean they had like
Sonic I think on it and shit, you know which
like in itsef I think Sonic's awesome, so like, I
don't know, I think that could carry me for a
bit there. But it also costs twice as much as
the game Boy costs?
Speaker 1: Did it? Oh? I didn't know that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think the game Boy was like eighty or ninety
dollars and I think like the game Gear was like
one hundred and fifty on hundred and sixty or something.
It was, it was quite a lot more. Yeah, yeah, sure,
but yeah complete. It's so funny because only a few
years separates these things, right, and uh, it just completely
passed us.
Speaker 1: I think, you know, just like what a short window
that was.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, Sega was I mean, Sega was pushing, they
were going for it. Nintendo just they unlocked the Killer
apps and it was just over. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was watching a video the other day of uh,
someone explaining like how Nintendo was going to do the
disc based like John two, and then they were doing
it with Sony and they were like, ah, never mind,
and then Sony said, okay, we'll just do it then,
and they just did the right. It was supposed to
be a Nintendo PlayStation. I didn't realize that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's pretty nuts.
Speaker 1: That's fucking crazy. Yeah, circle back real.
Speaker 2: Quick, kind of like Blockbuster and Netflix.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, that's right. Wow, I forget that that was
a thing.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean I remember, I don't know, it
might have been ten years ago. There was still Blockbuster boxes.
There was that. There was like that that weird middle
place where like we were between a rental store and streaming. Yeah,
like red Box was super popular.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, yeah, I do remember that.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, and it was Blockbusters, like we're not missing
out on this.
Speaker 1: It did, it did well. It didn't look like it
was like I guess when you're there, right, like something
going away doesn't seem likely until like because it just
does one.
Speaker 2: Day, like right, yeah, time just passes, right.
Speaker 1: I figured that stuff would always just be an add
on to Blockbuster and it would just be you know,
it'd always be there, and then it wasn't. I also
thought it was interesting, by the way, speaking of just
cycling back to the game Boy game gear thing, them
advertising that pretty much back to back on this episode
was kind of interesting. I'm surprised that, like, you know,
a competing thing. I don't know how often I saw
an Xbox commercial and then the PlayStation commercial right after.
Speaker 2: M sure, I think maybe like that changed over time, right, yeah,
but I guess it was sort of like the wild
Wild West of the time. It was just like, who
wants to buy this ad slot? Give me some money,
like game Boy and game Gear did, and they're like, okay,
fuck it whatever. I mean. From what I read too,
like game Boy and Nintendo put way more money into
marketing than Sega, because Sega, I think has to be
some like underground swelled'll like, you know, sure, we're not
fucking Nintendo, like we're doing shit over here, like we're
trying to push the ship for the mouth. Nintendo's like
trying to make family friendly fucking you know what I mean. Like,
it's just a completely different deal. It worked, Yeah, right, no,
it did work. I still think Sega floundering out for
the gaming industry.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, thats yeah. I never like seeing that happen.
Speaker 2: We got another commercial here. Attorney Jody Schulman says, did
you crash your car? Well, you should, and then when
you do, you can call me.
Speaker 1: Yeah, man, you think I heard on the job. You
think someone's to blame, even if not, you should blame somebody.
How do you call us at the offices of Dan M. Shulman.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no problem, I'll give you a call.
Speaker 1: Sure. I'm sure this will fucking not really fuck me
over either. I'm sure it'll be time and money.
Speaker 2: So we come back to WWF here and we have
the main event of the evening, which is Bob Werner
versus Jake Roberts.
Speaker 1: Bob Warner one of the Elite Four with the mullet.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's like the lance of the Elite Four.
Speaker 1: He dude, I swear, I don't know why. I could
be wrong. Maybe just a guy that like has a
similar name or something. But in my brain I was like, dude,
I swear I've written the words Bob warrener versus Jake
Roberts before, but I just couldn't find anything. If anyone
knows anything I'm talking about, why I would know this
fucking Bob Warner guy, please let me know.
Speaker 2: This is one of the legendary matches, the ones they
talk about that they have talked about through history.
Speaker 1: It was in the Jake Roberts DVD.
Speaker 2: This match Bob Warner versus Jake Roberts is the one
they whisper.
Speaker 1: I mean, Bob Warner with the mullet, Jake Roberts looks
fantastic here.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so uh obviously Macho Man and Jake Roberts are
are nose to nose, right, and Macho Man wants to
hit the ring and attack Jake Roberts, but Roddy Piper's
telling him, Hey, man, maybe don't do that right now.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, you should, uh you should. Wait. You know
you're doing it right way. It takes more of a
man to sit in a chair and wait to get
reinstated to do it, and you're doing the right thing.
And Matra says, thank you. I think.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So in the ring, Jake Roberts hits him with
the short arm, closed line and then the d DT and.
Speaker 1: He went, I mean he beats him immediately like snapmre
steps on his neck line ddt uh fucking super over.
Uh yeah, whoops. Sorry, Bob Warner. You will uh you will.
I will never forget you until the next time I
forget you.
Speaker 2: Very similar to to you know, it's funny that he's
the Lance of the Elite for very similar. When I
get the ice BEAMTM and Lance sees the barrel roll with.
Speaker 1: One, He's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Well, yeah, to move a bit, Yeah, so Jake Roberts
grabs a mic after the match and looks over at
the commentary table and, uh, there's a guy out there
with a hat on.
Speaker 1: Hey you with the orange hat out there. Macho's like
looking around.
Speaker 2: He's talking to me, dude, that was so fucking funny.
It's like this long shot behind Macho Man. You see
Jake Roberts in the ring. I mean there's like the
sea of people. Hey, you with the orange hat out there.
Macho Man looks over to us, right at Vincent Roddy.
He's talking about me. Macho Man.
Speaker 1: Yeah, don't you look real sweet? You know something, it
was a time in my life I almost looked up
to you. You were in occonaal champion, you were WF
heavyweight champion one time.
Speaker 2: It should be nil, should have been the tag team.
Speaker 1: I almost envied you. But you know what, I'm looking
at you. I'm thinking, here's a man that used to
be a real man, but obviously he's grown a little soft,
hiding him behind the skirt of a woman. Macho's getting tilted.
He's like fucking firing up at the table. You see
him moving. He says, well, I'll tell you what, Macho man,
Why don't you see if you can borrow Piper's skirt?
And that's enough. Macho Man stands up. He's not taking
his disrespect and Jake, oh, he's standing up. Isn't that something? Boy?
You look real good? And pink too. Come on, and
Macho's had enough. He leaves commentary and he's walking in
the ring, making a bee line to the ring as
only the Macho Man can. As he stops and kind
of panamimes of the crowd every couple seconds before he
gets there, he says, Jake says, there's two things stopping
him for coming in here. One is common sense, the
other is fear. You are nothing but a gutless, yellow,
stinking coward with no sense in the world. Does step
your feet right in here? And Jake, I mean he's going,
He says, I'm standing right here. I'm waiting on you.
Macho gets he's fired up. He heads to the ring,
storms there, gets on the apron, takes his hat off,
and he goes to get in the ring, but a
referee grabs his legs to stop him. He's trying to
stop the Macho Man, which leads to Jake hitting him
with a gnarly clothesline on the apron.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is this? Evil referee?
Speaker 1: Dude? Yeah, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah, what the hell? I mean he really grabbed him,
double legged him. Yeah, what the hell?
Speaker 1: Dude held both of his arms around his legs. He
couldn't moved anywhere, and Jake blitzed him with his clothesline.
Oh thanks, you're gonna help with that, huh.
Speaker 2: Ref Yeah, ref didn't want to do anything else.
Speaker 1: Huh. Oh, I mean, you know, Jake's got the snake.
Speaker 2: I'm not this ref's trying to fuck on me. Where's
that referee? Yeah? So, I mean Piper, I love this.
You know, he he gets in the ring, he drops
some he's going to grab the bag here and obviously
everybody knows what's in the bag, and uh, Piper is
just yelling, you know, get out of there, macho.
Speaker 1: He's flipping out, dude, like you know, which you know
in the world wrestling, Like obviously it had to happen whatever,
but like you know, hey, well you just go help him.
Speaker 2: Fuck no, it's in the bag.
Speaker 1: Well he comes down eventually.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's only to make sure Missile Lizabeth doesn't get
bit bad.
Speaker 1: And you know what that's true. That is true. Yeah, so, uh,
I mean Jake, you know, goes outside, He fucks Macho up,
throws him into the ring post. He sends him into
the ring, and then he ties them up in the
ropes Andre style, but not high Andre style, it's low
Andre style. He ties them up in the bottom and
middle rope.
Speaker 2: Here, Yeah, which I love. I think that's so cool,
Like it's such an underrated, he old thing to do,
you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think so too. Yeah, it's the fucking hardest
shit to do it too, I imagine with the I
mean ropes have to be loose as shit for that
to work.
Speaker 2: I imagine it feels like shit.
Speaker 1: God, especially those ropes. Hell yeah, I mean, so he's
tied up, Jake is dropping just an unreal amount of
knees on his stomach, which I also thought was cool,
not punching him or anything, just dropping knees on him,
slaps him a few times because Macho's helpless, and then
Jake Roberts goes for the bag and he pours the
snake out of the bag into the ring and Vince says,
oh shit, the snake is like it stood up looking.
Speaker 2: Nuts, dude, it did. I love this shot.
Speaker 1: Scary like super scary. I would not fuck with this
at all, dude.
Speaker 2: It felt like a b horror movie shot.
Speaker 1: Yes, it did.
Speaker 2: It was very cool. I liked it a lot.
Speaker 1: So Jake picks up the snake. He walks it over
to the Macho Man. This thing is rabid, by the way.
It's twisting in the air, it's biting in the air,
it's trying to get Jake. And then Jake puts it
on Macho Man's arm and it takes a chomp like.
So there's two versions of this, as I mentioned in
the Observer, and you can you can find the unsensed
one on the wb vaul shout out by the way,
uh fucking this snake bites the shit out of Macho
Man like sinks its teeth. So it's it's his bicep.
Speaker 2: I think, yeah, I think that's right, like the top
of his bicep.
Speaker 1: Yeah. On our version, a huge red X shows up
with the words censored on it, and they are not
showing this shit at all because it is gnarly. On
the version that Barnie fullby Canaana Godfather on ut so
this thing is biting him. Dude, Rodney Poppers, I'm out
of here. He fucking is it wants to come save this.
Vince is losing his mind off that sec Bata Bay
Dave anamized that Bata Bay Dave adamized. Jake is trying
to shake the snake off of Macho Man's arm. Like
it's caught so deep on his arm that Jake can't
even get it off of them. It won't fucking let go.
This is a like for ninety one. WWF. This is
pretty heavy.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Jake wearing the glove with smart work.
Speaker 1: Too, dude. It looked cool as fuck too.
Speaker 2: It did look very cool. I liked it a lot. Yeah,
I mean it gets even crazier actually here in just
a second.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so EMT's come down with a stretch. Sure, this
thing is still just chomping on Macho Man's arm. I mean,
Macho looks like he's about to pass out, and Elizabeth
runs down the ringside to help. If this thing already
wasn't intense, Elizabeth's like shrieks of horror trying to save
the Macho man here like turns this like up twenty times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's screaming bloody murder. The camera's zooming in on
his arm. It's bleeding now, great shots, great camera work.
This is very good stuff here.
Speaker 1: This is fantastic. Dude, the snake finally gets off Macho's arm.
Jake is you like, you know how we've seen dudes
use like chairs or you know whatever to like keep
a bunch of people from getting in the ring. Jake
is flaunting this snake in everyone's face so they don't
run in the ring to fucking save the Macho Man.
This is the most evil thing ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's good work.
Speaker 1: It's unreal. Like you said, he's bleeding, he's Macho Man's
not trying to leave though. Elizabeth is shreaking on the outside,
and as you said, they showed shots of like her,
they're showing shots of kids in the crowd, like crying.
This is fucking heavy. Dude, Like Macho Man's trying to
get up to fight still though he's still he you know,
for all we know, this is a poisonous snake that
just bit MUCHA mean, he's fucked and he's throwing punches,
but he's you know, he's throwing wild shots that are
leading him to just fall on his face because he's fucked.
This is awesome.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love that it actually bit him. I'm sure
that was like you know, when they're going over this,
I'm sure that was a lot. But to make sure
this segment worked, I mean, it didn't need to bite him.
And I think it turned out great here, and I
love that commentary. Like Vince on commentary was was just
always saying, like, you know, the poison must be getting
to him. He's yelling me wild punches down, and like, yeah,
I thought that was uh, I mean, yeah, it just
all went super well here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, Vince's legit, young, get get Randy Savage there.
He must be hallucinating right now, please, so I get
him out of there for God's sake. And I mean
he's everyone's trying to pull out, but Macho keeps pulling
himself back in to throw punches at Jake. Jake is
stomping on him. This is nuts. The empt's trying to
get in the ring. Piper gets in and then decks
the MTS.
Speaker 2: I thought you were the snake.
Speaker 1: He finally gets Randy out and onto the stretcher. They
try to wheel Randy out on the stretcher, but he
falls off and he's just I mean, he's he's fucked,
He's fucked. He can't stand on his own two feet.
The snake is stood up crazy in the middle of
the ring. There's a shot of Macho Man on the
floor with the snake stood up like looking at him
on the floor looks nuts. And then the shot ends
with just the most evil shot of all time of
Jake kind of just like down on the ground, the
snake's looking at him, and he's smiling at this snake.
This is fucking nuts.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a great shot where he's looking at
the snake on the left side and the snake's on
the right side of the stree.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was a really good shot. I mean, like
they were locked in New York for making sure they
got everything they needed to get.
Speaker 1: This was unreal, dude, Like, wow, I don't I I
just can't. Again, you know, I understand shit happens at all,
but this guy isn't here for much longer, Like what
the fuck?
Speaker 2: Yeah? That was super dope. I guess how many times
can you do this though, you know, before it loses it?
So yeah, which I'm glad they really didn't do it
too often.
Speaker 1: So but I mean, yeah, this is uh, this is
cool as fuck. I love this. I do have a
couple of things here talking about before they went and
did this in a little after here. So uh so
I guess what happened was is that, you know, Jake
came up with the idea to have a devenimized cobra
bite him, and according to several stories, the Macha Man
wasn't feeling too Macho Randy approached Jake backstage and uh,
you know, questioning about the snake, and he said about
the snake, has it been fixed or not? And Jake says, well,
maybe he has and maybe he hasn't. Not what you
fucking want to hear when you're about to go out
and give fit by a snake. And Macha Man eventually
says he has to bite you now. So Jake Roberts
pulled up his pant leg and let the cobra bite him.
But Macha Man was not convinced still, and he says, no,
don't move, don't take no inidote, no pills or nothing,
just sit there and want to see the poison go
through your body. So after like ten minutes, Macha Man
was finally convinced that it would be okay, And uh,
I think that did tilt Jake Roberts a bit right. Yeah, sure,
I mean I wouldn't fucking do that shit, man, Like,
even as safe as it is, having a goddamn snake
chomping on your arm, dude, like, fuck that. Fuck that
for real, kind of make some money and goddamn, I
bet they did, dude, goddamn. And then after a Randy
Savage I guess said that his arm blew up like
a balloon for days. About five days later he was
rushed hospital with a one hundred and four degree fever.
They gave him any biotics and luckily the snake was devenomized,
but twelve days later it died. He was devenomized. But
but maybe I wasn't. God what a I mean, beautiful
piece of business here, man.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure. Well that's not the end of the
show actually, because in ninety one they had this weird
deal where they would do the show, it would go
to commercial, and then it would come back to the
show for like ten more seconds.
Speaker 1: They had post roll ads.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this is crazy. We get a cough medicine commercial
where a mom is like trying to run down her
kid to make sure he takes his damn medicine.
Speaker 1: She chases him through the whole house, and the whole
idea of the commercial is, oh, dimondtap elixir. The kids
love this shit. This kid is horrified even when she says, Hey,
it's Dimond tap You like this? No, I don't, No
the fuck, I don't fuck you. Where's the flintstone vitamins? Motherfucker?
Speaker 2: We get a commercial for tarn X. If you ship
on your plates, you can use this. If you ship
on your coins, you can use tarnacks.
Speaker 1: You wipe your ass with sterling silver plates, you can
use tarn X to make them not shitty.
Speaker 2: If your spoon's gotten shit on it, just dip it
into Tarnax.
Speaker 1: Well, what do you do when your husband calls you
to tell you he's bringing guests home to dinner and
you haven't cleaned your silver wearing months.
Speaker 2: I freak the fuck out.
Speaker 1: I freak the funk out. I divorce him, like the
fucking get peopleuper angry and.
Speaker 2: Passing the girls.
Speaker 1: I beat the fuck out of them.
Speaker 2: I start ripping the popcorn oft those.
Speaker 1: I take a bunk of time at time.
Speaker 2: I go upstairs and I grab some of the fiberglass
and I put it downstairs and I affect all of
our lungs. That'll be the last time he does that.
Speaker 1: And on the plate and I didn't use tarn tarn X.
Speaker 2: We get a commercial for a cyber Genetics, which is
a training plan where you do running, you do set ups,
you catch a football and then you do pull ups.
Speaker 1: And then you climb the stairway to heaven.
Speaker 2: Yup and then you do somewhere set ups.
Speaker 1: And you get supplements died in Training manual, the one.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you take a ton of fucking pills. I mean
just a ton of pills.
Speaker 1: All the donated superstars in an hour are on Cybergenetics.
Speaker 2: We get a commercial for Milton Bradlee's Talking Battleship.
Speaker 1: Let's go fucking Battleship. I played this on the plane
with deb the other week. If they just had back
in the seat, yeah, dude, on the back of the seat,
they could do multiplayer. She said I was cheating. Didn't
cheat totally. One fucking just destroyed. Really.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I used to think these boards are really cool.
I mean most of the time they just fucking didn't work.
Speaker 1: But it did look as cool as they were on
the commercial ever, But it did make the sounds. I
did have one of these.
Speaker 2: We got a commercial for g I Joe Action figures.
Speaker 1: Geei Joel Cobra won't be that was fined until they
rule the world? Can they be stopped? You not?
Speaker 2: Cookie? We have a commercial for electronic hot shot Basketball.
I mean there was just a lot of toy I mean,
Milton Bradley was making so much money.
Speaker 1: The elect electronic hotshot basketball did look sick as fuck.
Speaker 2: Though it did it looked awesome. I mean, like the
little ball you would pull it back and then shoot
at the hoop.
Speaker 1: Hell yeah, I would do that all day.
Speaker 2: I'd probably just like put in the middle of the
living room and drop a fucking elbow on it or
something I imagine like a thrown it at the wall
or something. So I have another commercial here for the
WWF ring, like the actual ring that you put the
action figures in. I guess it comes with the American
flag and a title belt. Also, the Bushwhackers figures can
do the time they.
Speaker 1: Do with arms. Yeah, dude, Hazard figures were cool, man.
I like those. I like those, didn't they weren't included
with the ring. By the way, get the fucking figures
on your own.
Speaker 2: There's also a commercial for double Dragon two on game Boy.
First commercial I've ever seen for a video game that
just shows the game cover and no footage of the
game whatsoever.
Speaker 1: Dude, not a single thing of what like you could
do in the game. It just one or two player action.
Lets you help Billy and Jimmy Lee destroy the most
devious villain ever.
Speaker 2: Whats Yeah, like that was supposed to like really get
me going nuts on this thing, dude.
Speaker 1: What I was reminded of, by the way, And I
might have to play this with you if I can
find it. Somebody made a double Dragon two mod or
it made Billy and Jimmy Lee, Hult Cogan and the
Ultimate Warrior.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, yeah, yeah, so we should know that.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I didn't even know that was possible, but yeah,
somebody just full on did that.
Speaker 2: It cuts back to Vince here on WWF, and I
mean he has ten seconds to wrap this up.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we got a wide shot of the ring and
it's just Vince talking and he said, we're back and
we can tell you there's on our chaos. In Randy
Savage's dress room, He's apparently receiving the appropriate medical attention
his condition somewhat stabilized. God, what a close call and
then the show ends. I like that they you know, Vince,
they didn't have to. I wonder. I imagine there was
a methods of the madness here, no pun intended, but
you know, he didn't have to give anybody an update,
like you could have said, we don't know what the
fuck is going on with Randy Savage. Tune in this
weekend to find out. It's Sarvestory showdown or something.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, Like, I mean that was pretty graphic all.
Speaker 1: Of that, sure, but yeah, fucking fun show man. I
love that angle. I mean, this is again the guys
in this era are the most wrestler wrestlers of all time.
This is a crazy how could you not be watching this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Right, like what else you gonna watch?
Speaker 1: Yeah? For real? Fuck? Well, that is it for je
Superstars Wrestling November twenty third, nineteen ninety one. And now
it's time.
Speaker 2: For not may of let's read some fucking name games.
All right, welcome to the main event. It's time to
read those fucking names. I oh oh I I indeed,
starting in the five dollar tier, Carl Heisenberg Al Car
Limited Edition Fiend wearing a Saints jersey. That is very
I think old school Deadline.
Speaker 1: That's that might predate me.
Speaker 2: Yeah, old school sky is kill Dylan Berzinga, Dylan, Yeah,
maybe not Dylan Bazinga?
Speaker 1: What were five names? He done it?
Speaker 2: He's done it again for the first time.
Speaker 1: Dylan, He's done it.
Speaker 2: What goofy Gatto two turn edits Ali Moody book The
Da Vinky Twins Versus Violences Forever two out of three
falls style.
Speaker 1: You don't know how close some of that might have
been true.
Speaker 2: I mean there's some parts there. We're not bookers anymore.
We're civilians.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm not booking nothing. I'm not booking.
Speaker 2: Goddamn dick Me, Johnny, Joel Embiid, Brian Dawkins and Sandman
are drinking forties down by the link.
Speaker 1: Brett, Yeah, dude, those are all the goats of Philadelphia.
That's fucking awesome.
Speaker 2: Kolby do it?
Speaker 1: Do it? What lunch from? Motherfucker? They still by the way.
Uh yeah, Bacon King definitely does not get to love
the Whopper does no.
Speaker 2: But we talked about it. We have to go in store.
Speaker 1: Oh fuck, we haven't. Why didn't we do that last time?
Speaker 2: Well, we're trying to be healthy.
Speaker 1: That's true. We did get burger King, though we can't lie.
We did get it at your house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but we didn't get the fifteen hundred calorie bacon king.
Speaker 1: Yeah no, that thing would I fucking whooped, because yeah, God,
that would have whop my calories asked. Yeah, I think
that's what because I got the I just went with
the goddamn bacon double cheeseburger whatever the fuck it was. Yeah,
that's right, which is a thousand calories less.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, I mean it's a big difference.
Speaker 1: It's fucked up. Yeah, maybe on my one of my
cheat days. I have not been afforded the rights to
have yet. I'll uh, I'll do the bacon king.
Speaker 2: Yeah, jack me hoff. That is inappropriate, James, It is
wildly inappropriate.
Speaker 1: This like, what what do you take? Yes, what do
you take us for?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: What kind of program do you think we run here?
There's there, you know, the the age range of people
listening to this. You know there's some impressionable teenagers, I'm sure,
and I'm sure there's some lovely, lovely old folk that
don't want to hear James saying jack me off.
Speaker 2: Okayt hear you at Burger King. Clay harry Son Yasinja
Ojada Okada eats Goldberg the short way?
Speaker 1: What's that?
Speaker 2: What I mean his ass number fifteen? Okata eats Goldberg
the short way. Luke Nickel ten dollars tier Sam Chef
Hardy the Final DPW SKIWOD Division Champion beating whore ass
at DPW what the Dog two time, two time Patreon
champ and twenty twenty two Deady nominee CSM. Yeah, I
just choked and died right there. Du the Heachy Saro
ball finaling taunt while sitting under James balls? Did people
call the hetchy Sarah Wizard deal like ball fondling?
Speaker 1: Dude? Okay, I never can like thought of that, And
you know, I'm a fucking just a maniac. I never
once thought he was fondling some balls. I thought he
was just being a really evil scientist.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought he was some sort of mad scientist
or something.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he was conjuring up some evil plants, not balls.
Speaker 2: Sixteen times CZW Ironman Champion, Chris Richard's.
Speaker 1: Son, He's brought up the fuckly shit. Also, can't call
it Ironman Championship.
Speaker 2: Youre getting sued, doctor Cringe Kuavy a beast man sixty.
Oh present AJ's rip pants from TLC twenty sixteen.
Speaker 1: That's crazy that that's like I've known this guy's this
guy that's been his name since that happened.
Speaker 2: Like that's legendary. AJ retired from wrestling.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I'm all this fuck Oh that was ten
years ago? A wow?
Speaker 2: Fuck Parker Neely, Joe Man Rains, Chaz M eighteen, Alex
E fifty two, Tyler Barr NASCAR two thousand and five,
Chase for the Cup?
Speaker 1: No Richards, Sun fucking Christ almighty?
Speaker 2: Is it considered BM, like on NASCAR games to just
turn the car around, just try to crash people?
Speaker 1: Is that considered BM?
Speaker 2: All right? MURDDC twenty six I was just asking el
he O, Dave Bruce, Danny Watts, YY, Scott Steiner. I
hardly know her?
Speaker 1: Yes, you do? You fucking know her real? Well?
Speaker 2: Scrooge McDuck's nephews Dick the Cock and John that's say,
slowly killing him the long way so they can chase
richer sons in their.
Speaker 1: Foot You tell me, Dick McDuck, is that the cock
mcdonck that's is real?
Speaker 2: Anthony, Nick Jackson, Fry Jacob or me swirls silent. Let's
play to.
Speaker 1: Say silent, that's just a playthrough.
Speaker 2: Someone should do let's plays like old movie style, where
like something happens and it cuts to another screen it
has like you reacted to it. I that was crazy
the only ship guys chat.
Speaker 1: Wow, I can't believe that frog across the highway.
Speaker 2: Dude, that would be so funny. I mean, that'd be
a good gimmick for a year. Someone should do that. Yeah,
Big dog dsg Yeah, yeah, Nicholas Peta it's Jose No,
not that one, the one that's currently playing og Resident
Evil three right now. Matthew Vazcaz Trumpy nuts Dip, Nick Lucas,
or maybe it's Chase Richard's son. Dude, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Nick Lucas. You fucking asshole, Dan Stinky like Steinkey.
Speaker 2: Oh you should have led with that Dan Steinkey.
Speaker 1: Ah. Yeah, I mean it would have been even funnier
if you just said Dan Stinky like Stinky had moved on.
Don't give up his fucking cell.
Speaker 2: Roses are red. My boat needs an ore. Let me
get some of those peas. I've had pees before.
Speaker 1: Oh that's awesome. Lutheran should come on the boat with
us and do the doc Deadlock Pod.
Speaker 5: Luther Raine should go to prison. He likes it there, Chase,
just kidding.
Speaker 2: Sorry, Johnny, love you boys forever, Thanks for everything.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, thank you. I don't know your son, dude,
I can say that. It doesn't fucking say that. Doesn't
fucking say that.
Speaker 2: Dj j v K Yeah, Hey Johnny, this is ivan Ooze.
Why the fuck did you get me killed?
Speaker 1: That was not my fucking fault. How the fuck would
I supposed to know water Poles was gonna obliterate this
fucking dude? I don't know to be fair.
Speaker 2: And just poke balls to be fair. Uh. Nitto King
turns into a ground type when he evolves to Niddo King,
so you know, well, how would you know?
Speaker 1: Right? No, I have no fucking idea.
Speaker 2: Spaced Underscore, Ghost, VC Labs, W small Man Chuck Lttel
for Most Fucked Fucker twenty twenty six.
Speaker 1: Wow, he's making an early Deady's Full Year like that.
Speaker 2: Harrod Jones has a penis.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Phil Simmons Junior TV two, Shay Smokey, I, Socket Crunch,
Sean Dyer, Logan c Ryder Za lmfao, Oh what's so funny?
Speaker 1: No, the band what's what? Oh, he's like a member
like all the members had elementary people.
Speaker 2: You ever remember that band?
Speaker 1: That's funny, dude. I fucking it took me a second
to kind of register what you were saying there.
Speaker 2: Me versus Maddie Dirty Dan match because because I'm Dirty Dan.
Speaker 1: Hmm. Wow, that's like a two guys doing this a
power bomb It's a power bomb match.
Speaker 2: Good booking, Yeah, I like it. High Wind from Kingdom
Hearts not Final Fantasy mm.
Speaker 1: I don't know either way, and I don't care.
Speaker 2: I Bio Hamster two.
Speaker 1: Where's the first one?
Speaker 2: Dresden Crackolo, John Cole, Casey Kidd, Josh Bailey, Chachi's Vase
seventy six, You're twenty eleven NBA Champions Dallas Mavericks with
the Goat, Dirk and Krusty as Jason Kidd Simon wore
super Duper Fly money Sign Money Sign whoa double money
sign fifteen dollars Tier Nicholas.
Speaker 1: Okay, Nicholas Okay, Chase No.
Speaker 2: Richard's son is an Jarboni, Mark Brot, How would you
like to be called? Shit? Dick?
Speaker 1: Obelisk Wrestling Empire.
Speaker 2: Ethan Day, Nick Abbott, egg Roll Underscore does Big Brother,
Big Brother she La Knights on my Derrick Graham couch. Yeah.
I tried to be funny with my pub quiz team name,
but now they all call me Dick the co Johnson.
Speaker 1: Well, if anyone ever does that for any kind of names,
we need to see them.
Speaker 2: George Phillips, there he is Beefy hit the bong noise
it's that Jarboni al Krunes.
Speaker 1: Bob noise is what the fuck? Okay?
Speaker 2: Right? And still the champion up the Patreon at seventy seven.
Seventy seven, I used my inheritance to become Patreon champion
and got an NL tattoo.
Speaker 1: Fucking twofer a twofer.
Speaker 2: I love that, dude. I saw that on the subreddit too.
That was cool, dude, it.
Speaker 1: Was cool as fuck. Yeah, how how sweet is that?
Speaker 2: Like?
Speaker 1: Uh that that really warmed my heart. Thank you so
much for not only doing that, for fucking signing up
on the Patreon that. I actually showed my parents that
the tattoo and they were like kind of blown away.
They thought that was fucking as thick as fuck. Yeah,
So thanks for doing that, buddy. Hope you like it.
I like it. I think it looks dope and thank
you for of course being the champion, and thank all
of you for supporting us over at Patreon at patreon
dot com slash Deadlock pwe very much appreciate that. Well,
that is it for the main event and that is
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