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<v Speaker 1>Shortage of dumb people doing really stupid things. Welcome to

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<v Speaker 1>another edition of idiotology. We'll let your tako one on

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<v Speaker 1>one one w jr R.

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<v Speaker 2>But your freaking idiots all right, reminder rock the bank

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<v Speaker 2>cash keywords. We'll start up here in just a bit.

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<v Speaker 2>In fact, you'll get the first one right after you

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<v Speaker 2>say it. We play. You're listing for those each hour today.

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<v Speaker 2>Good score you on thousand bucks Janerum at WJR dot com.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, so, and while on the subject of you

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<v Speaker 2>say we played, still get a few minutes to get

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<v Speaker 2>a vote in on that deal. If you want to

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<v Speaker 2>try to win nine inch Nails.

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<v Speaker 3>Tickets today, mm hmm, tell us which nine inch Nails

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<v Speaker 3>song you want to hear, ja or our Facebook page.

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<v Speaker 3>Then we randomly pick somebody. Thanks to Patties. Bye blah Patties.

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<v Speaker 3>Yes for hooking us up this hour, and they're going

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<v Speaker 3>to hook you up this weekend. By the way, you

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<v Speaker 3>need some good eats for your worth of July holiday

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<v Speaker 3>weekend barbecues, Dude, I just headed today to be honest,

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<v Speaker 3>Go load it up.

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<v Speaker 1>Man.

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<v Speaker 3>You have petty steaks there you be like, yeah, he

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<v Speaker 3>ain't playing around.

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<v Speaker 2>They've got all the sides. They've got all the sweets,

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<v Speaker 2>the goodies for the desserts. Petty's four thirty four in Longwood,

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<v Speaker 2>just west of I for treat yourself to it ice

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<v Speaker 2>cold beer when you walk in. It's absolutely free. Get

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<v Speaker 2>the shopping good people over there, Petties, Thank you all

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<v Speaker 2>and hope you all have a very happy and save

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<v Speaker 2>Fourth of July. Absolute Petties, let's start in. Uh this

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<v Speaker 2>Baltimore area Anna Roundel County County fire truck was taken

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<v Speaker 2>in for service at a private business.

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<v Speaker 3>Got it, that's expensive.

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<v Speaker 2>Why won didn't the county have like their own service shard.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, kind of like the cops have the

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<v Speaker 3>gas place.

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<v Speaker 2>Right, I would assume, like a if it's a county

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<v Speaker 2>fire police that you would think they have their own

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<v Speaker 2>maintenance charge. Yeah, I guess not, Anna Rundel County. So

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<v Speaker 2>this fire truck is at whatever business to be serviced

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<v Speaker 2>for whatever it has. It caught on fire while being serviced. Uh.

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<v Speaker 3>Now you can't put that on the fireman because they

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<v Speaker 3>weren't doing the work.

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<v Speaker 2>No, but they had to call the firemen to come

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<v Speaker 2>to put out the blaze on their own truck that

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<v Speaker 2>was started by the mechanics apparently.

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<v Speaker 3>Uh huh, what was the incident?

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<v Speaker 2>Truck eighty eight no longer with us and perts off stinks,

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<v Speaker 2>boy boy, that our business is going to be sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's probably going to hit their insurance pretty hard.

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<v Speaker 3>All I always thinking was how expensive it would be

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<v Speaker 3>to get an oil chains in a fire truck. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>seventeen gallons and Jezo was synthetic. Or do you get

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<v Speaker 3>on the cheap and say that city's paying for it?

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<v Speaker 3>Who cares? I got to ask some of my friends

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<v Speaker 3>that are medics and firemen what it takes. But I

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<v Speaker 3>don't know if we're allowed to talk about this one

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<v Speaker 3>or not. The gas incident. When you know, we talk

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<v Speaker 3>about you would think that the fireplace had, you know,

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<v Speaker 3>take your headphones off for one sack, I mean the

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<v Speaker 3>turn the mics off for one sack. Yeah, I can

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<v Speaker 3>talk about him.

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<v Speaker 2>She didn't. She don't work there anymore. I didn't want

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<v Speaker 2>to leave in a different department.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't want to let I didn't want to leave

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<v Speaker 3>any listeners out. But I just want to get the

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<v Speaker 3>okay with pat. Yeah, go ahead. Somebody that we know was, uh.

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<v Speaker 2>Was a police chief, right, It still is not at

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<v Speaker 2>this department that we're referring.

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<v Speaker 3>To, and uh, somehow at the gasyard. What it would happen?

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<v Speaker 3>They there was a mix up on the on the gas.

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<v Speaker 2>They put the wrong gas in just about every car

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<v Speaker 2>in the entire lot.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, you know, like I know that diesel has a

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<v Speaker 3>different sized and nozzle.

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<v Speaker 2>But the gas was put in the wrong.

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<v Speaker 3>Wrong tank underground and.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally they had to replace all the cars. Somebody had

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<v Speaker 2>to pay a serious, serious penalty for that.

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<v Speaker 3>That's on the gas people. You know what I'm getting

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<v Speaker 3>That would be somebody the tanker, yes, holy cow, to replace,

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<v Speaker 3>like it had to be a fleet of police cars. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 3>over fifty righty, oh easily easily. South Florida has that

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<v Speaker 3>kind of money though.

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<v Speaker 2>All right, So you thought this weekend was all about

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<v Speaker 2>barbecue and drinking beer and having fun and celebrating our

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<v Speaker 2>nation's independence.

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<v Speaker 3>I hope that there's no fire in that town where

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<v Speaker 3>their fire truck burn up.

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<v Speaker 2>Oh no, it's it's it's a very large metropolitan area

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<v Speaker 2>there in Baltimore, and they have more than one fire truck.

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<v Speaker 2>They were good because the second truck that they had

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<v Speaker 2>was able to come and extinguish the truck.

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<v Speaker 3>This one says, I was born there at two two

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<v Speaker 3>five two six. They got old school trucks.

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<v Speaker 2>Anyway, So you thought this weekend was all about the

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<v Speaker 2>fourth of July.

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<v Speaker 3>Right wrong.

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<v Speaker 2>Hallmarks Christmas in July I start Saturday. Yes, it's that

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<v Speaker 2>time of year again. The Hallmark annual Christmas in July

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<v Speaker 2>programming kicks off Saturday. Besides the return of fan favorite

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<v Speaker 2>movies you know, the one with the same plot where

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<v Speaker 2>and the People Rugged Rugged Lily White. Andrew goes back

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<v Speaker 2>to his hometown, meets his longtime love What's your Name

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<v Speaker 2>Gonna Be? Penny Penny, and the two are able to

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<v Speaker 2>get back together as they bond as the beautiful snow

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<v Speaker 2>falls and they bond over a cup of hot chocolate

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<v Speaker 2>in the town's square.

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<v Speaker 3>Holl it's snowy Christmas Eve, holl it's snowing in July.

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<v Speaker 3>I really don't know. I know that stations that that

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<v Speaker 3>we have probably do the Christmas in July get ups.

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<v Speaker 3>I'm sure you're you know, but I'm sorry if you're

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<v Speaker 3>buying a card for your better half for Christmas in July,

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<v Speaker 3>I don't know. We have Christmas in July cards. I

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<v Speaker 3>wouldn't doubt it. Hallmark is gonna make a buck on anything.

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<v Speaker 3>I mean they give us the bogo on the card.

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<v Speaker 3>That's not dude, I've gone beyond that. You just don't

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<v Speaker 3>get them.

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<v Speaker 2>No, no, no, no, no no. I can still get cards.

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<v Speaker 2>I think cards are still have a place.

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<v Speaker 3>Well, you didn't for Valentine's Day. You said it's a

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<v Speaker 3>Hallmark holiday.

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<v Speaker 2>No no, no, no, no, dollar store. It's the same cards

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<v Speaker 2>that were nine dollars last year for a buck or

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<v Speaker 2>in some cases fifty cents.

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<v Speaker 3>And it doesn't have the new price on the back.

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<v Speaker 3>It still has the nine to fifty. Don't put there's

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<v Speaker 3>no about it.

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<v Speaker 2>Every dollar store has them.

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<v Speaker 3>I didn't know that. Yes, that is awesome. That's where

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<v Speaker 3>you get batteries too. I mean your your lowarized car

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<v Speaker 3>might run out in a week, but they'll be great.

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<v Speaker 3>Buy balloons there, that'll save you. Don't buy toilet paper

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<v Speaker 3>or paper towels at a dollar store. That's one thing,

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<v Speaker 3>especially toilet paper, one thing you really spend up you

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<v Speaker 3>know more on.

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<v Speaker 2>You don't want to get toilet paper on the cheap.

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<v Speaker 3>All right.

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<v Speaker 2>Finally, this Chris Robinson, and I don't mean from the

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<v Speaker 2>Black Crows, I mean from Track and field athlete here

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<v Speaker 2>in the United States. He had a rather unusual moment

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<v Speaker 2>recently when winning a four hundred meter hurdles race. His

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<v Speaker 2>junk all fell out. Wait, wait one more time, his

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<v Speaker 2>junk all fell out. Didn't that happen? That happened back

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<v Speaker 2>back on June twenty fourth to the pole vault. Well, no,

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<v Speaker 2>this is a hurdler, hurdler, and he was having the

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<v Speaker 2>issue during the race, and he was talking about and

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<v Speaker 2>set an all time best for himself. But while he's

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<v Speaker 2>junk and his boys were flopping around and then they

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<v Speaker 2>completely came out at the end. Yeah, well it's worth it.

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<v Speaker 2>He's now been offered underwear model modeling job. Yes, for underwear.

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<v Speaker 3>It is it Marky Mark scoot over. Hey, man, what's

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<v Speaker 3>the underwear company? That's step he's.

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<v Speaker 2>Going to be. He's being he's being offered a position

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<v Speaker 2>to model the new Magnum pouch ball Hammock underwear. I

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<v Speaker 2>can't make this up if I wanted.

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<v Speaker 3>To just do us a favor. That's for all you guys.

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<v Speaker 2>You buy Magnum condom.

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<v Speaker 3>Huh yo, because you need the extra large one. Meanwhile,

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<v Speaker 3>you're tying I'm gonna not bottom right, Hey, just all

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<v Speaker 3>that we asked to the underwear company and did that.

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<v Speaker 3>Don't do that for the ladies, otherwise your Olympic gratings

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<v Speaker 3>are gonna go right in the toilet. That's all reason

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<v Speaker 3>why I watched Jim. They got I care that you

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<v Speaker 3>can do forty two flips. Magnum Ball Hammock three quarter

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<v Speaker 3>one

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<v Speaker 2>Orlando's rock station,