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Speaker 2: Fourth of July. Absolute Petties, let's start in. Uh this
Speaker 2: Baltimore area Anna Roundel County County fire truck was taken
Speaker 2: in for service at a private business.
Speaker 3: Got it, that's expensive.
Speaker 2: Why won didn't the county have like their own service shard.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, kind of like the cops have the
Speaker 3: gas place.
Speaker 2: Right, I would assume, like a if it's a county
Speaker 2: fire police that you would think they have their own
Speaker 2: maintenance charge. Yeah, I guess not, Anna Rundel County. So
Speaker 2: this fire truck is at whatever business to be serviced
Speaker 2: for whatever it has. It caught on fire while being serviced. Uh.
Speaker 3: Now you can't put that on the fireman because they
Speaker 3: weren't doing the work.
Speaker 2: No, but they had to call the firemen to come
Speaker 2: to put out the blaze on their own truck that
Speaker 2: was started by the mechanics apparently.
Speaker 3: Uh huh, what was the incident?
Speaker 2: Truck eighty eight no longer with us and perts off stinks,
Speaker 2: boy boy, that our business is going to be sorry.
Speaker 2: I think that's probably going to hit their insurance pretty hard.
Speaker 3: All I always thinking was how expensive it would be
Speaker 3: to get an oil chains in a fire truck. Yeah,
Speaker 3: seventeen gallons and Jezo was synthetic. Or do you get
Speaker 3: on the cheap and say that city's paying for it?
Speaker 3: Who cares? I got to ask some of my friends
Speaker 3: that are medics and firemen what it takes. But I
Speaker 3: don't know if we're allowed to talk about this one
Speaker 3: or not. The gas incident. When you know, we talk
Speaker 3: about you would think that the fireplace had, you know,
Speaker 3: take your headphones off for one sack, I mean the
Speaker 3: turn the mics off for one sack. Yeah, I can
Speaker 3: talk about him.
Speaker 2: She didn't. She don't work there anymore. I didn't want
Speaker 2: to leave in a different department.
Speaker 3: I didn't want to let I didn't want to leave
Speaker 3: any listeners out. But I just want to get the
Speaker 3: okay with pat. Yeah, go ahead. Somebody that we know was, uh.
Speaker 2: Was a police chief, right, It still is not at
Speaker 2: this department that we're referring.
Speaker 3: To, and uh, somehow at the gasyard. What it would happen?
Speaker 3: They there was a mix up on the on the gas.
Speaker 2: They put the wrong gas in just about every car
Speaker 2: in the entire lot.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you know, like I know that diesel has a
Speaker 3: different sized and nozzle.
Speaker 2: But the gas was put in the wrong.
Speaker 3: Wrong tank underground and.
Speaker 2: Literally they had to replace all the cars. Somebody had
Speaker 2: to pay a serious, serious penalty for that.
Speaker 3: That's on the gas people. You know what I'm getting
Speaker 3: That would be somebody the tanker, yes, holy cow, to replace,
Speaker 3: like it had to be a fleet of police cars. Yeah,
Speaker 3: over fifty righty, oh easily easily. South Florida has that
Speaker 3: kind of money though.
Speaker 2: All right, So you thought this weekend was all about
Speaker 2: barbecue and drinking beer and having fun and celebrating our
Speaker 2: nation's independence.
Speaker 3: I hope that there's no fire in that town where
Speaker 3: their fire truck burn up.
Speaker 2: Oh no, it's it's it's a very large metropolitan area
Speaker 2: there in Baltimore, and they have more than one fire truck.
Speaker 2: They were good because the second truck that they had
Speaker 2: was able to come and extinguish the truck.
Speaker 3: This one says, I was born there at two two
Speaker 3: five two six. They got old school trucks.
Speaker 2: Anyway, So you thought this weekend was all about the
Speaker 2: fourth of July.
Speaker 3: Right wrong.
Speaker 2: Hallmarks Christmas in July I start Saturday. Yes, it's that
Speaker 2: time of year again. The Hallmark annual Christmas in July
Speaker 2: programming kicks off Saturday. Besides the return of fan favorite
Speaker 2: movies you know, the one with the same plot where
Speaker 2: and the People Rugged Rugged Lily White. Andrew goes back
Speaker 2: to his hometown, meets his longtime love What's your Name
Speaker 2: Gonna Be? Penny Penny, and the two are able to
Speaker 2: get back together as they bond as the beautiful snow
Speaker 2: falls and they bond over a cup of hot chocolate
Speaker 2: in the town's square.
Speaker 3: Holl it's snowy Christmas Eve, holl it's snowing in July.
Speaker 3: I really don't know. I know that stations that that
Speaker 3: we have probably do the Christmas in July get ups.
Speaker 3: I'm sure you're you know, but I'm sorry if you're
Speaker 3: buying a card for your better half for Christmas in July,
Speaker 3: I don't know. We have Christmas in July cards. I
Speaker 3: wouldn't doubt it. Hallmark is gonna make a buck on anything.
Speaker 3: I mean they give us the bogo on the card.
Speaker 3: That's not dude, I've gone beyond that. You just don't
Speaker 3: get them.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, no, no no. I can still get cards.
Speaker 2: I think cards are still have a place.
Speaker 3: Well, you didn't for Valentine's Day. You said it's a
Speaker 3: Hallmark holiday.
Speaker 2: No no, no, no, no, dollar store. It's the same cards
Speaker 2: that were nine dollars last year for a buck or
Speaker 2: in some cases fifty cents.
Speaker 3: And it doesn't have the new price on the back.
Speaker 3: It still has the nine to fifty. Don't put there's
Speaker 3: no about it.
Speaker 2: Every dollar store has them.
Speaker 3: I didn't know that. Yes, that is awesome. That's where
Speaker 3: you get batteries too. I mean your your lowarized car
Speaker 3: might run out in a week, but they'll be great.
Speaker 3: Buy balloons there, that'll save you. Don't buy toilet paper
Speaker 3: or paper towels at a dollar store. That's one thing,
Speaker 3: especially toilet paper, one thing you really spend up you
Speaker 3: know more on.
Speaker 2: You don't want to get toilet paper on the cheap.
Speaker 3: All right.
Speaker 2: Finally, this Chris Robinson, and I don't mean from the
Speaker 2: Black Crows, I mean from Track and field athlete here
Speaker 2: in the United States. He had a rather unusual moment
Speaker 2: recently when winning a four hundred meter hurdles race. His
Speaker 2: junk all fell out. Wait, wait one more time, his
Speaker 2: junk all fell out. Didn't that happen? That happened back
Speaker 2: back on June twenty fourth to the pole vault. Well, no,
Speaker 2: this is a hurdler, hurdler, and he was having the
Speaker 2: issue during the race, and he was talking about and
Speaker 2: set an all time best for himself. But while he's
Speaker 2: junk and his boys were flopping around and then they
Speaker 2: completely came out at the end. Yeah, well it's worth it.
Speaker 2: He's now been offered underwear model modeling job. Yes, for underwear.
Speaker 3: It is it Marky Mark scoot over. Hey, man, what's
Speaker 3: the underwear company? That's step he's.
Speaker 2: Going to be. He's being he's being offered a position
Speaker 2: to model the new Magnum pouch ball Hammock underwear. I
Speaker 2: can't make this up if I wanted.
Speaker 3: To just do us a favor. That's for all you guys.
Speaker 2: You buy Magnum condom.
Speaker 3: Huh yo, because you need the extra large one. Meanwhile,
Speaker 3: you're tying I'm gonna not bottom right, Hey, just all
Speaker 3: that we asked to the underwear company and did that.
Speaker 3: Don't do that for the ladies, otherwise your Olympic gratings
Speaker 3: are gonna go right in the toilet. That's all reason
Speaker 3: why I watched Jim. They got I care that you
Speaker 3: can do forty two flips. Magnum Ball Hammock three quarter
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