Speaker 1: Safety fetched, but he needed to do it.
Speaker 2: I mean, these people are acting like lunatic.
Speaker 1: That was Can you see how close that uh jet
ski or water ski whenever? Yeah, ye could have killed something.
Speaker 2: It could have killed somebody. And that's the problem I
have with these adrenaline junkies. You know, they're all like,
I know you're gonna be okay, and it's like, well,
hang on a second, I'm scaled though, So did you
ever think about that adrenaline junkie? Don't do that? Hilo
and Welcome to another brand spanking new episode of another
below deck podcast aka bad TV. I'm dyling.
Speaker 1: That's pat permission to come aboard.
Speaker 2: Granted, hey, I should have brought this up before we
started recording. I don't have the greatest handle of this episode.
I can help you out. You think you want to
just take the reins because I was like kind of
like getting talk to it, Like people just wouldn't stop
coming to my house trying to watch it, and it
was just like, why.
Speaker 1: Don't we do it together? I can kind of set
us up. I'll tell you you me you want me
to be probably just all right, let's start right now.
What are your thoughts and DUTs.
Speaker 2: All right, first we have to get to PSA. Oh,
that's right, take it away.
Speaker 1: We are covering Summerhouse at Patriot dot com, Slash and
of the podcast network you I talk to watch the
show to enjoy our coverage of it. We're doing it
with Ruby Wren.
Speaker 2: Yeah, shoopies.
Speaker 1: No, I don't call her that. I call her Papaya
dog girl. And she's really fun to recap that with.
And then we also have another podcast show there, Dylan.
We recapped his baby shower this weekend, which was absolutely lovely.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I wish it was like more catastrat I wish
there was more shot in Freud, but it was really
just a beautiful day commemorating the love of me and
my wife and our daughter, baby Lucy.
Speaker 1: I can't wait for that. And then we had he.
Speaker 2: Man, she is so goddamn pregnant right now.
Speaker 1: We oh, yes, she is. That's a beautiful thing.
Speaker 2: It's so crazy that it's like hard on this side
and then also hard on that side, and you're like,
what's going on in there? Is there? Like is that
the ass? And then that's the head and then also
you know, my darling wife, she's she's taken to snoring
at night. I said, honey, honey, you're snoring like crazy.
You're you're selling lugs, and she goes, let me tell
you what's happening to me. My liver has grown forty
percent in size. My heart. She shows me this TikTok,
and all of her organs are getting bigger and bigger
because the parasite is leeching all her nutrients away from all. Right,
but the lungs, I don't think get bigger, but all
the organs, and the baby smushes the diaphragm up, so
you can't really take any breath. So at night you're
just ah.
Speaker 1: And that's why she's your queen, and that's why you
will treat her like the little princess that she is
for the rest of her life. I'll try her doing
this for you.
Speaker 2: I'll treat her like the little queen that she is.
She's such a brave warrior to go through this, as
are all women. We love women, big advocates, big advocates
of women. And there's this crazy thing that happens where
she's snoring at night and I'm like, like, I'm trying
to sleep right and I can't because she's snoring. So
I'll do like gentle things not to disrupt sleep.
Speaker 1: Well, I I more.
Speaker 3: Shift.
Speaker 1: It's an abrupt but soft shift. Right when I sleep
on my back, I snore and that's when my wife
kicks me from the side.
Speaker 2: Let's get to some my tues rais your reviews as well.
This is a great one from Bury the Dog, Love
Bury the Dog. Awesome show. Five stars. You guys make
my day when I get to listen to your recaps
of some shows that otherwise would make me feel gay.
Stay out of politics, and I will keep listening. I
should have read that one before I read it. I
kind of just ripped off and and and said that one.
But yeah, that was a great review. Keep them coming,
five stars, kind words. Join us Patreon, dot com slation
on the podcast network. I will now give you my
thoughts and my thoughts also. Dot astro projected last night
it was very scary, shoes, very far away. It took
her a while to come back.
Speaker 1: She sees different dimensions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know where the Ananaki live? No, she does, Wow,
I know she went there last night. She goes, how
the heck? She guys, how the heck did you guys
drill all those holes? Underneath the pyramid of Geeze that
they were like, this is how we did it, and
then she comes back, doesn't know English, can't even communicate
it to us.
Speaker 1: Well, when I talked to Dot, I asked her, I said,
tell me more about it, and she said, you can't
know because if you do, your brain won't be able
to fathom it. It will actually explode when I share it.
Speaker 2: With you, right right, right? So I just left. Yeah, no,
I mean there are certainly I cleaned the kfore I left. Okay,
I appreciate you breaking into my house and talking to
my cat without letting me know. But you know, you know,
Marie Luis la France uh Acolte of Carl Jung she
got Parkinson's and she said that it was because she
flew too close to the sun. When you do, like
when you get to close to these goddamn cosmic beings
the way that cats can, they'll fray you. You know
what I mean. But we got to talk about the show.
This is my bad.
Speaker 1: Okay, what are your thoughts and knots?
Speaker 2: I love this show. I do do, Oh my god
do I love this show. I love the show so much.
It is quite a return to form. You know, this
is what's a good example. Was there ever a third
movie that was better than the second movie that was
worse than the first movie?
Speaker 1: Oh that's a Oh that's a great point. I'd say
Empire Strikes Back was better than Star Wars, you think,
but Star Wars.
Speaker 2: But it didn't need to return no, no, Yeah. Did
Buffy have like a bad couple of seasons and they
were like, return, that's return to the form.
Speaker 3: I have it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: Walking Dead season one is basically a six hour movie.
It was only six episodes in twenty ten, and then
season two something gaps.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, season.
Speaker 1: Three something like I think this show kind of sucks definitely,
And then season five they did a six episode are
called Terminal and it was about those people that started
to eat people Terminus sorry, it was called Terminus cool
and it was a six episode arc. It was like
it was written by people that weren't actually writing for
the show. They were actually good runners. And that was
a return to form. And then it went back to
being a piece is that what's his face?
Speaker 2: Do you light anm with them?
Speaker 3: Laurie?
Speaker 2: And then they just kill all those I love that.
There was there was some moral quandary about whether or
not to kill the little girl. And she's a goddamn zombie.
What are you talking about.
Speaker 1: She's not there anymore.
Speaker 2: Blow her freaking head off. She's gonna kill you. What
is wrong with these people?
Speaker 1: That show sucks?
Speaker 2: Okay, ninetys, you love this episode? Yeah? Heck yeah, all right?
Speaker 1: I love this episode. All the cast members are just
bringing it in their own special ways. Harry is firing
on all cylinders. Oh did you catch that little moment
where he asked a dare how wee hands kissing skills?
Speaker 3: Was?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Okay? To some that might have just been a passive,
little tidbit of conversation. But for someone like Patty that
observes television and understands who is a potential shit stir,
that was a pretty epic move because he had he
heard that he was not a good kisser, would have
back channeled that information to some of his past relationship.
Speaker 2: I tell you, he's a stir, he's a lanky, he's
a sleuth, and he hates Wian.
Speaker 1: That little moment with Marina, essentially, I don't know if
she contracted Turette's or what the fuck was going on
in that Galley, but to tell Captain Jason.
Speaker 2: A little moody today. Hey, crabby pants, what's going on?
Speaker 3: Bitch?
Speaker 1: I wish I had Tourettes.
Speaker 2: No you don't. It's actually a very very difficult thing
to live with.
Speaker 1: Nice to meet you, boy. That shirt makes your face
look fat. I'm sorry I have tourrets. Yeah, I'm counting
your chins right now. There I go again. Yeah, Tourette's.
Speaker 2: That's not Tourette's. Can I tell you something quick, quick
personal story. I had to go lift a fallen elder
the other day.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I had to do that with my dad
a couple of times.
Speaker 2: Yeah. I fool it and I can't get out. You
know those commercials. Yeah, it's very sad actually, because you know,
we take it for granted, but getting up actually pretty people. Yeah,
for very very old people and very fat people and babies.
Speaker 1: My dad was both.
Speaker 2: Yeah. So I go over there. I'm not sure why
I brought this out. Oh you said that you wish
you had Tourette's. So I go over and I'm it's
an awkward moment. I'm helping a friends out and you
know it's there. Their father had fallen. Go man, I'm
trying to break the ice because you know he's he's
embarrassed about this, right of course, So I go, uh,
I go, gosh do I I envy you? I wish
I could just sit on the floor and do nothing
for a while. The man has cancer and he can't
get up for the first time in his life, like
he was really going through it. But we figured it out,
We heaved him.
Speaker 1: You should have said you had to rets.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, okay, I yeah, all right.
Speaker 1: I love this season. This season is amazing, well done.
I look, I don't like to go back to the past,
you sailing so much what you did to you. Honestly,
I would have pun cubbing jumped ship had I not
being been paid to watch the show and recap it.
But thank god Captain Jason and this cast have saved
this season.
Speaker 2: Gary and Daisy talking about their fucking relationship. You guys.
Speaker 1: Care about you too, very emotionally.
Speaker 2: What's gonna happen you know next week on What's gonna happen?
You know?
Speaker 1: Oh and other news, I've been in touch with Coron Olympius.
Not sure if you enjoyed her little stint on Nick
viol season or Bachelor.
Speaker 2: And Paris Karen's TV. She's like a Ruman candle. She's
great for TV. She's also essentially a sea rat. I mean,
she has enough money to not be a sea rat,
so that means that she may or may not behave
in a flaky manner. So who the fuck knows.
Speaker 1: Hopefully something good because I talked to her today she said, well,
I don't think anything happens with me on the show.
I'm like, oh, that, don't worry about it. We want
you to talk about the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So hopefully we'll have her on the next week.
All right, Anyway, should I begin, I'm gonna give it
a ninety knots Okay, great, that's great. All right, let's
begin the show.
Speaker 2: All right.
Speaker 1: So the department heads discussed how to work better with
each other, right, yeah, and much of the issue is
with in fact, with we hand and the exterior. Yeah,
but we hand. After he gets a lot of feedback,
has a solid excuse for why his team is failing.
Speaker 2: And drinking all this goddamn well drink water, right yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 1: And also he points out his.
Speaker 2: You guys have no idea what you're talking about.
Speaker 1: We've been out there it's so hot and drinking.
Speaker 2: I feel like I had it when I started, and
then it kind of fell upon you, got.
Speaker 1: In your head because you're doing a good job.
Speaker 2: Prones, prunes, prunes, prunes, prones. That's how you gotta do it.
Speaker 1: Prones, yeah, PNEs. All right, Well anyway, it's so hot though,
that's what we drink.
Speaker 2: He called this water.
Speaker 1: He suggests he has a laid back management style. Now,
Captain Glenn has a laid back management style, but he
knows when to throw the hammer down. Sure, I don't
think we hand does, except when it's someone trying to
step on his toes, which.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and with Glenn, it's not so much a hammer
as it is a syringe of some neurotox.
Speaker 1: So that's knock someone else so that you can cut
their body parts off and bury them.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah, exactly right, all right.
Speaker 1: Yeah we end is uh.
Speaker 2: I love regular Barbie in this moment because she's like,
you don't see it, you're the sea wrets, don't respect you.
They're drinking espressos in front of you on the job.
He's like, that's just the way I manage.
Speaker 1: As his management style. Ultimately, he gets defensive and he
tells you and Laura he's going to do whatever the
fuck he's gonna do. Now, to Zorena's credit, I have
to because when you have these meetings, something productive needs
to come out of it, she says. I have a suggestion.
I have a suggestion. How about after the next preference
sheet meeting, we all stay twenty minutes after the meeting
and kind of pull it together?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Solid, right? Ween is this? It just doesn't go well,
and he's gonna get fired. I'm putting the line at
three episodes, you are.
Speaker 1: I just watched the trailer for next week's episode. That's
when Johnny starts punching a wall. I'm concerned about him too.
Speaker 2: Oh no, not Johnny.
Speaker 1: I can tell you this. I'm not gonna give any
Dylan gets mad at me. I'm not gonna give any spoilers.
Someone new does come in. I'm just gonna say that
for the audience. I don't think I gained trouble with that.
I just got to say, all right, all right, let's
move on here.
Speaker 2: You would get in trouble for that, I would, Yeah,
why because Nope, that's never been that, that's not been
hinted at. It hasn't what kind of has But it's
still a spoiler, dude.
Speaker 1: It is?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Oh should we edit it out?
Speaker 2: How do you know that it's in my head? What
kind of answer is that it's in my head? Is
that cat? My cat told you? No, she didn't. She
does not care about Patrick. You have said that my
cat has bad angles, that she is overweight, and that
she cares about below down. To be fair to, I
don't know which of those three is the most insulting.
Speaker 1: To be fair to be telling her she didn't take
photos because of bad angles and the fact that she
was overweight, all right. Minutes later, Zarena and Laramie and
they I agree, we hand as a stubborn asshole. All right, now,
this is a very important thing in the episode. Harry,
who I love. He's my favorite cast member. He asked
Serena some relationship advice. How'd you catch this.
Speaker 2: One, delt Oh yeah, I loved it.
Speaker 1: She suggests he becomes dirty Harry, and he brings out
his X rated style, and most important, she points out,
no boring missionary.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean really shaded missionary with the lights off. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Okay, while we're at it. As far as Patty's concerned,
no reverse cowgirl either. As I've pointed out in the past,
that's how men I end up in the emergency one.
Speaker 2: Well, it's just stupid. You know. You just have to
have such a massive penis in order for it to
make any sense. And you know a lot of us don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, well I'll say this. If you want a broken penis,
don't cry to me. I warned you. Reverse cowgirl is dangerous.
Speaker 2: Right right, right? But I love that she said, We're
gonna need to see a version of yourself that you
wouldn't want your mom seeing. That's exactly what he needs
right now.
Speaker 1: Serena, Great, Pat, Serena, if you lived in Los Angeles,
we would hang out more so.
Speaker 2: Johnny's blinged out. And he used to fight a lot.
And I listen, I cut you off at the pass.
It's sea rat.
Speaker 1: History, that's right, all right. So he shares a little
sea rat history. Here he talks about being a fighter. Okay,
you gotta read between the lines here, Dell and he
ran with a rough crowded They were also fighters, you
know what I'm saying. And they had each other's back.
You know what that means, blind loyalty, And there was
a time or two where the friends did some pretty
ugly bad things and Johnny participated. Yeah, call me crazy,
but I think Johnny's admitting to being an accomplished and
murder Yeah, probably one point on the sea rat scale,
because Patty loves a mystery.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so here's the mystery. Right, you rat pack a
guy in crete or something. I don't know. They're fighting
over olives, and you know they beat a guy to
a pulp, right, and they run away. Johnny's haunted by
the imagery of that that bleeding face. God knows what
happened to him, right, I'll tell you he's dead.
Speaker 1: I wonder if you're like looking in the newspaper the
next couple of days, like I see anybody was dead.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's like what I used to do with egging cars.
But he did it for like beating the ship out
of somebody in the mouth.
Speaker 1: That is so funny you mentioned that. Yeah, we used
to throw rocks at cars from in corn.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we could have killed somebody.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god, you're so lucky that you did because
you know you would have been impounded. Okay, So I
ship Johnny and Sue very much. You can tell that
she's never experienced a full court press like this.
Speaker 1: It's overwhelmed.
Speaker 2: It is oppressive and overwhelming. But I also think there's
a certain romanticism to it, and I think that she
deserves it.
Speaker 1: I just hope he's not a fuck up. You pour
the charm on like this and then you're a fuck
up and you break her fucking heart the next thing,
you know, you got a cynical person for the rest
of her life.
Speaker 2: That's true. That's true. It's like a this is why
you know you strike dogs, They're gonna be a little
hand shot. Now, that's about it. Because I called her
a dog in that metaphor, but I didn't mean to.
That's not what I meant to.
Speaker 1: You hurt a little puppy, you might treat a turn
that little puppy into a violent dog someday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, exactly. So sushi shows up in the trunk
of a car, which is my favorite kind, and we
do a little birthday dinner.
Speaker 1: I want to talk about Lara because we did an
interview with Zarena, who we love, and she had pointed
out that whole ugly Barbie story and kind of, uh,
we're shading her as a sexual predator using chocolate to
lure men into her cabin.
Speaker 2: It was more a pathetic loser.
Speaker 1: But yeah, go ahead, Yeah, yeah, Lara, you can say
that about her, and two things can be true at once.
But she's also a pretty caring friend. There's two things
that happened, so okay and explain.
Speaker 2: Explain.
Speaker 1: She's who put the rose petals on the bed for
Harry to help him out.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: She's also the one that actually coordinated and put together
the birthday party for Marina.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying, you could be a backstabbing motherfucker, and
you can also be kind of a thoughtful person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, kind of.
Speaker 1: Human beings are complex.
Speaker 2: Uh yeah, very very complex. When she's toasting to Marina, though,
I was like, what do you do? What you've done
this person for two weeks? Oh what? Why are you saying?
You've never met anybody like her before in your life?
You've known her for two weeks and you're just turning
her into a fucking a dryer rat. I mean, yeah,
what are you're talking about?
Speaker 1: She does? She does put her in the laundry dungeon. Yeah,
all right, you know what I think she's doing.
Speaker 2: Keep them happy? Okay, if you can convince a prisoner
that they're in Eden, they will continue to be a prisoner.
Speaker 1: Have you ever thought what would happen if you, of course,
you'd be accused wrongly of the murder of somebody and
you'd be put in jail. Have you ever thought about
being in jail and how you'd survive in there?
Speaker 2: No, I mean, yeah, I've thought about it. I'd be
killed immediately, you think so, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: I think you'd be a survivor.
Speaker 2: Really, No, No, it's really tough in there. I don't
think I'm that tired. No, I mean, you have a
switch would flip and you would have to defend yourself.
But like the thought of the crude violence, and I mean,
can you imagine stabbing somebody with a sharpened toothbrush? I
mean that is so scary. Yeah, that is tough stuff.
Speaker 1: Well, you'd only get that if you're rat or you're
steal someone's commissaries.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think you know how jail works.
Speaker 1: I've watched a lot of shows.
Speaker 2: Really, yeah, I'll be on the bowl. What's well, the bulls,
the phone.
Speaker 1: The bulls, the phone?
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, yeah, okay, all right, yeah, who am I
I mean I've never been to prison, and I don't
watch these stuffs. You watch all this stuff and you've
been hog tied and kicked into vomiting.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: So Marina is really treated like a queen and a
dare is giving me in the cold shoulder a little bit.
Speaker 1: She's making him earn it.
Speaker 3: I kick.
Speaker 1: This is the This is the one shock of the
season for me. I cannot believe she went from this
guy is completely not something that I would be into. Also,
watching him essentially make out with every other female on
the boat, and somehow, after a love letter and a
little attention, has seemed like she's kind of getting into this.
Speaker 2: We well, that's why, you know, that's why we watched
the show, right, because the surprises the the vessel acts
as a kind of psychic weapon against the sea rats,
and they kind of collapse as if they're hit by
some kind of gamma ray and they start making really
really bad decisions. Yeah. Yeah, So the date with Johnny
and Sue is kind of sweet. You know, he continues
to just oppress her with compliments and it's sweet. The
lovely couple get back to the boat and there are
actually gale force wins.
Speaker 1: I mean, this is can I say the tropic?
Speaker 2: Can I say if I was there? Ridiculous? I mean
I know there's no email to send that to, but like,
that's ridiculous. Well, you're walking around and then sidedly ninety
mile an hour wins. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: The one thing you're not picking up on, though, Dell,
because you're not there, is it is probably ninety four degrees.
So it's like being in a warm shower.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that could kill you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, very scary stuff, actually, very scary stuff. You know,
if I could take anything up with God, you know
I would. I mean I'd have a laundry list of stuff.
I'd be like, hey, God, how much time do you got?
But one of them would be I mean, this pregnancy thing,
it takes forever.
Speaker 1: Doesn't it take too long? You're talking about your wife
being pregnant. Yeah, way to you raise the children. I'm like,
I was looking at Ellie the other day. I'm like,
Jesus fucking Christ, you're only five. I'm ready to die.
I'm exhausted.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's a super good point.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, you got to be really into it.
Speaker 2: That's so funny. How happy you are? Oh yeah, okay,
so we get a little never have I ever? A
little truth?
Speaker 1: Guy, Sea rats come up with a different fucking game.
All right, I'll let me break down the game film.
Zorena goes first, she's never knocked one out in the car.
Speaker 2: He goes next, who's never knocked one out in the car.
Speaker 1: I was shocked to hear that she had. Uh. And
then I think Johnny is next, and he offers it
he's never blown a guy. Yeah, yeah, okay, great. By
the way, if I was in that, I just want
to fuck with people. I'd be like, I never have
I ever blown three dudes at once?
Speaker 2: Okay, Pat, can you not be let me think? Can
you stop? Okay, okay, okay, but it would be funny
to do like extremely that's what that was, my boy. Well,
I know, but you got so.
Speaker 1: Once or two guys? No, no, no, I never have ever
three Okay, just.
Speaker 2: Keep please stop. It would be funny to do like
very niche never have I ever, like, never have I
ever like hunted.
Speaker 1: Gotten caught?
Speaker 2: And everybody's like, what the fuck You're like, Well, it's
for you guys, playing a game, man, right, We're playing
a game. I thought this was a game. Guys, Okay,
so there's more stuff that happens. Sue and Johnny kiss,
there is so much love of boys.
Speaker 1: Sat Valentines show up and charter this vessel.
Speaker 2: I mean, it's seriously so crazy. Perhaps coarent Olympius is
zaphrodite herself. I mean, we've got big Red and Hairbear,
We've got a Darren Wian, We've got Johnny and Sue.
I mean this, there's so much love in the air.
Speaker 1: It's I think this is a record that we have kisses.
We have three couples happening right now.
Speaker 2: Love it all right?
Speaker 1: So question before everybody goes to bed, Harry goes in
the bedroom with Bree and then and Vhan after getting
a kiss from Adare, goes in the room with Johnny.
Does he throw Harry under the Boston call like say
that it?
Speaker 2: Uh?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah he did. He said she should not be
with a whimp. Yeah, okay, interesting.
Speaker 2: Boy, Weien sucks Ween sucks.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's I mean, okay, so tough.
Speaker 2: Because we watched so many young people on the show.
He's not young.
Speaker 1: He's not young, and and he's in a position of leadership.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: So I'll say this. We've had quite a few bosuns
that are pigs and their misogynists, and they're just out
there to get laid, but they kind of don't engage
in this petty feuding with their underlings.
Speaker 2: Gary Gary Gary.
Speaker 1: Did, Gary did. Ross would have but he didn't. He
was just a pig.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I remember that guy. Yeah, British sex addicts. Yeah, yeah,
it's crazy. Yeah, you know that Luca Guadanino guy. Know
who's that he directed? Call me by your name, Call me.
Speaker 3: By your name.
Speaker 1: I know that that's a movie.
Speaker 2: Right, yeah? What about he said there's no way to
know James Bond's sexuality. Oh, he's like, listen, there is
no way we could possibly know James Bond's sexuality. What
I mean, I guess you're right if if he's deeply
closing it, if he's a gay man, deeply clased, deeply,
you know, because that's one of his things. He's a
British sex addict.
Speaker 1: Here's what I tell that directly, And I don't mean
this in any do it, try it?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Yeah, yeah, yeah, the world is still very prejudiced.
Of course you're telling me James Bond is a fucking
gay guy. Sorry, we gotta have track, and that's my fault.
That's completely my fos.
Speaker 1: Ok.
Speaker 2: I just thought that was such a hilarious thing to say. Okay,
so Harry and Big Red have some fun times and
while they do the horizontal mamba, that's when Weeen says,
you know, she wants a whim. Here's the she needs
someone who's not a whimp. You've gone, you've done it
all right, So you went this arena, then you went
to Marina. Then you said I need to talk to
you too. I'm going for a dare. And now you're
with a dare. And now you're saying that you prob
right change so much about yourself. Yeah. So leek an
celery soup with toasties for the sea set sea rats,
and we get to the preference.
Speaker 1: Oh well we got next morning. Hold out here, so
I think Harry, So next morning, I think Harry avoided missionary.
Speaker 2: Get in the comments, let us know if this show
has been too all over the place.
Speaker 3: That's fine.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I know he didn't do missionary because he's not
carrying out his dog in a zip lock bag yelling.
Speaker 2: Wait wait, wait, hang on a second. If you if you,
if you do missionary, you're fine.
Speaker 1: Missionary is fine. Reverse cowgirl. Okay, that will rip your
cock on you know, No it won't, Yes, it will,
it won't. Man kills more people than secondhand smoke.
Speaker 2: Okay, can we get to the next morning we're here?
Can you yell it?
Speaker 1: It's time for the preference shape bag.
Speaker 2: Thank you? All right? So William he's bringing a tight
knit group.
Speaker 1: Billy, I got a caution myself because we might have
career on it. She might listen to this podcast to
see what she's getting into. My note here is real
estate trash from Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, but I'm gonna uh where I change that euphemism.
What do you mean, You're gonna.
Speaker 1: War people that want to feel special from Florida.
Speaker 2: Yeah, real estate rat is coming with the Titni group,
which includes Coron Olympia's who is been on reality TV before. Well,
we'll remember that there was a scandal where her and
to Mario rock the beaches of Lovin Paradise whatever the
fuck it is, uh, wherein a bunch of people are
thrust into barracks with no central air and lots of
bugs and pills and yeah, evidently uh stuff like stuff.
So they want a phone party, they want wigs, they
want to arrive on jet skis and at the end
of it, Jason says, hey, by the way, how's the
chat you guys had. Willian's like just fantastic and he
looks to Laurence Arena and they're going fucking kill me,
all right. Meanwhile, meanwhile, Sarena teaches Sue how to chop
and Laura checks in with her team. This is such amazing.
This is such an amazing Adare moment. And it's one
of these things. I don't know if it's a if
it's just who a Dare is she's from the South,
or it's a generational thing.
Speaker 1: May I paint the scene? So Lara is sitting down
in the food get what do you call that? The
meat holler? Yeah, the shitsted and she breaks the news
to poor Marina that she's going to be living in
the laundry dungeon basically for the remainder of the seas. Yes, yes, yes,
And she pushes back a little but an ally that
she didn't necessarily ask for jumps in and that would
be a Dare and it was pretty funny to see.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and Adare is very like, uh, why don't you
just throw her up there? And Lara's like, she will
do with the boat needs, and there's like, well, I
mean it seems a little ridiculous. You're gonna just put
her in laundry the whole time. Why don't you put
it on service. She's like, well, she's already on breakfast.
She'll do what the boat needs. And there's like, yeah,
that's fine, but breakfast isn't really dinner. I mean you
throw her on dinner, you know?
Speaker 1: You know what that sounds like? What's that train that
just keeps going around the mountain as science fiction movie?
Speaker 2: Don't know it?
Speaker 1: You don't remember that one?
Speaker 2: No, no, no, I don't.
Speaker 1: Okay, I bet you do, though.
Speaker 2: No, I bet I don't really know. That's not really
ringing any bell. Train keeps going around the mountain.
Speaker 1: It just keeps going around in a bunch of different
levels of society living the different carts.
Speaker 2: Oh you're talking about snow piercer.
Speaker 1: Snow piercer. Yes, everyone serves a purpose. That's kind of
what you're laying there.
Speaker 2: See. The way to describe that was there is a
socioeconomically broken down cart science fiction movie. He said, what's
that thing about? The train keeps going around the mountain?
Science fiction train keeps going around the mountain. Nope, Chris Evans,
you want to throw anything out? Okay, So the guests arrive.
Do you want to say anything about the Kouchie? No? Great,
so the kids are putting the kids already putting his
feet on the steering wheel and stuff. I mean, real
show of force. And Jason is messing up Marina system.
He wants to bring the suitcases up. She does not
want to do it the way that he is doing now.
Speaker 1: I didn't understand where he was coming from with this.
I have not seen Jason Captain Jason respectfully insert himself
in luggage Gary prior to this. Maybe he just felt
like the cameras weren't on him enough anyway. But she
thinks this is kind of dumb, and she's right. I
think she says something like, what did she say to
him here? She doesn't say it, She just pushes back
a little bit.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, yeah, she'll say it later.
Speaker 1: Well, I'll say this to Captain Hotpants. Hey, buddy, he
wants something to do clean that filthy fucking fish tank
and needs a water change. I bet all the fish
are dead now.
Speaker 2: You gotta clean that. So Ween and Johnny are they're
fighting outside, they're doing their shadow fighting. Yeah, and Harry goes, hey,
I don't think you should be doing that because it's
not fixed down here. And the guests start coming down
here in an hour, and when says, actually, you're in
no position tell me what you do. I'm actually your boss,
and then in the back of his head he's like,
oh man, he might be right. So radio's Laura, and
he goes, hey, one of the guests coming down. She's like, oh, actually,
like twenty minutes, he's like, all right, we should probably
get after this. We in sucks. I mean, they're literally
throwing karate kicks at way.
Speaker 1: He saw that.
Speaker 2: That's how he manages. It's like it's his episode. His
his management style is like one long Napoleon Dynamite, you know,
just let's just fucking let's just make lanyards and fake
karate fight and throws some mistakes at people. That's all
we can do, all right. So the guests are adrenaline junkies.
They're spraying jets.
Speaker 1: Now they're on drugs.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, for sure, But also like it was so
fun to see Jason go all grand Torino on them. Hey,
hid hike slide that all right, safety fist, but he
needed to do it. I mean, these people are acting
like lunatic. That was.
Speaker 1: Can you see how close that? Uh? Jet ski or
water ski whenever?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I could have killed something.
Speaker 2: It could have killed somebody. And that's the problem I
have with these adrenaline junkies. You know, they're all like,
I know you're gonna be okay, and it's like, well,
hang on a second, I'm scaled though, So did you
ever think about that, adrenaline junkie? Don't do that. Don't
do that. I cut a hole in your parachute because
I knew I could whip around and grab you out
of the air. We don't do that.
Speaker 1: We know why. I still kind of hate one of
my older brothers. What he asked my mom when he
was fourteen and I was five if he could take
me for a while. She said, go ahead. He took
me for a walk. He picked me up and held
me over a bridge while a train was going underneath
it and I'm screaming and he's holding me. Pretty traumatic, right,
I told that to a therapist once and they went,
whoa you terrified?
Speaker 2: You good with saying it on the podcast? Yeah, Okay, Yeah,
that is uh psychopathic behavior.
Speaker 1: He's probably cobbled together a year and a half worth
of work in sixty years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he sounds like a real bag of shit. You
know what's uh? Who's he again? I probably should say that,
all right, big fella tall? Okay, into a black sabbath.
Speaker 1: Oh he has those banners on his apartment wall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, really feels like home there.
Speaker 1: I got a new Aussie banner.
Speaker 3: Nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, got on a TMU M. Yeah. Well, I'm sorry
that happened to you, Pat, that's okay, Yeah, get in
the comments. Let us know if your brother's sister ever
hung over a bridge where the train was gonna calm
and if you were dropping, you died instantaneously.
Speaker 1: Not only by the fall.
Speaker 2: Oh no, you would have been kind of bean bagged
around by tons and tons of fast moving metal. I mean,
think about what that does to a body, really, of
any age. Really sick stuff from your brother.
Speaker 1: It's pretty amazing how well I turned out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that remains to be seen. But you know,
you still got a ways to go. But you're doing
good so far. Thanks. I mean, the guy just pulled
the trigger on im. Mortal Kombat arcade game is. I mean,
this guy's you know you're doing well? Thanks?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 2: So anyways we move on to a lot of meanwhiles.
Speaker 1: Trying to guest to do a little snorkly. Oh they
do a.
Speaker 2: Little snorkeling because they get back and they're like, wow,
that was so amazing. I was like, what did they do?
This is where I kind of need you?
Speaker 1: Is sure? So okay. Then Zarena's in the kitchen. She
says that she's going to feed the guests like their
olive arcs just fucking just like yeah, Cavia Marina takes
that shot at hot stuff. Yikes, what did she say?
I think you're in a bad mood. Because he didn't
get enough sleep.
Speaker 2: Jason says, that's what happens when I don't have digestives,
which are like I think like crackers are cookies as easy?
And again in the comments on us now, uh, and
she goes, what happens you turn into a whiny little
bitch and start micromanaging everybody, And he goes, uh, no, actually,
and do not speak to me like that.
Speaker 1: Now. I don't think we've ever I don't think he's
ever spoken to a female employee that way.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, Yeah, she's gonna need to apologize again.
Speaker 1: I think she will.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's got to go up to the the.
Speaker 1: Reason because for me, I'm thinking into management, like let
that one go. But for him, I think there needs
being established hierarchy.
Speaker 3: Why.
Speaker 2: I don't have any interest in managing people and I
hate doing it.
Speaker 1: It sucks.
Speaker 2: This is gonna just happen. You know, it's amazing when
you're when you're in management positions. You you, I can't
imagine managing sea rats. I mean, holy shit, the things
that people do that, the ways that people exist, I mean,
it'll never cease to amaze you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I remember we worked for a company where I
made a call into the office and asked if some
shipments had been made, and the person proceeded to start
recording me future conversations. It was that nice.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that was pretty crazy.
Speaker 1: But the good news for him is it all worked out.
Speaker 2: Yep. You still got quite a bit of a grudge there.
But what happens next.
Speaker 1: Let's see, Oh, dinner is set up. It's weird hair night,
Zorina realizes Alicia's easily distracted. And then we have dinner,
and this is where you come in.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the dinner was marvelous. I mean, the dinner was
absolutely marvelous. We've got the chicken, we've got the lobster,
we've got the steak. You know, what did you think
of it?
Speaker 1: The first plate, it looks beautiful, yeah, yeah, yeah, I
think there was chicken on there, yeah, cavia, yeah yeah,
some vegetables kind of cut up in a fancy way,
right right right, And I felt like an oligard yeah yeah, yeah,
yeah yeah.
Speaker 2: And the guests loved it, right, you know, the guests
loved it, and and you know, it's this kind of
food that really really excels on below deck. And and
you know what, I'm fine with it. I am too.
Serena is a dear friend. And I think that it
looked fantastic, kind of looked like shit too.
Speaker 3: It did.
Speaker 1: But what do you think of the second course?
Speaker 2: Second course was oh my god, the second course, the
steak in the lobster. The way that it was orchestrated
on the play was tacky. But you know who really cares.
Oligarchs don't have class.
Speaker 1: They just have money.
Speaker 2: They just have money, right, So twelve pots, twelve pots,
and let's move on.
Speaker 1: Okay, Vhan and Adair's romance. He presents her with a
rose and ascer on date and she seems to fucking
buy it.
Speaker 2: Well, he's because he says he's really gonna need to
step it up if he's going to get this girl.
I mean, he's never met anybody like her.
Speaker 1: Meanwhile, Wean then moves into the galley and flirts with Zarena.
Speaker 2: I only say this. I'm not trying to call a
Dare a homeless person, But saying you've never dated any
like you never dated anybody quite like this person doesn't
necessarily mean that they're.
Speaker 1: It's implied that it's a good thing, but we shouldn't
take that.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: No, like if you, let's say, dated a concrete puncher, right,
somebody who really stunk. And I'm not talking about like figuratively,
I mean literally, they smell like shit, and they scream
at ghosts and have a wicked drug problem and have
bloody knuckles because they fight with the ghosts and you know,
kind of inadvertently punched. She's never stuff person. You'd never
have dated anybody like that. Now, I'm not saying that
a Dare is that, but she's just from America, from
the South, and is a bit of a redneck so ween.
It's like, whoa, what is this?
Speaker 1: She may just be going with the punches whatever whatever,
totally all right. So then let's see here. Oh they
discuss uh oh zarena and uh we had they discuss
favorite sexual positions. Everyone knows my preference. And then the
foam machine arrives and it makes a lot of home
and it almost it almost kills one of the charter guests. Yeah, yeah,
well that could have been drug induced as well. Yeah,
allegedly it really does.
Speaker 2: And and that's the thing. And we've talked about it before,
what with Matthew Berry and whatnot. Any kind of submergence
of any kind, it's really quite dangerous.
Speaker 1: So you gotta watch out for that kind of These
charter guests are not drinking a lot of alcohol yet
those they are being very adrenaline junkie. So I have questions.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, me too. And you can get prescribed this stuff,
you know, it doesn't have to come all come in
stepped in you know bags. I mean, you really get
amped up on a lot of stuff that's quote unquote legal.
It is this a bad episode? No? No, I love
it too, you think.
Speaker 1: You Yeah, Now, this is where it sets up for
a big fight. The next morning. Yes, the phone party
ends and I believe we hand says to Johnny, clean
this up, and whatever you don't get cleaned up, don't
worry about it. Harry will be up at six and
he'll pick up the slack and clean the rest of this.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Well the next morning happens, and uh, well, first we
have Captain Hotpants and Lara chat about Marina.
Speaker 2: Yeah he's holding a grudge. Yeah yeah, yeah, it really is.
And the next morning the cake is still there and
genuinely like, this is on Harry to clean up. You
got to clean this up.
Speaker 3: I agree.
Speaker 1: I have to say this though you mean earlier. All right,
So there's a couple of things going on here. First off,
anybody that's ever worked with cleaners or these sprays, you
don't want to eat around that. Within thirty minutes after
something's been cleaned, it's so disgusting. The aerosol whatever vaporsomes,
you're not getting dreay breakfast. And where this teak area is,
where they're cleaning this up is right near where paying
guests will be.
Speaker 2: And he just looks like shit to have people. I mean,
imagine someone busting your table while you're eating. I mean
I have had that as it's disgusting, so Harry should
have cleaned it up. Willan's problem is that he should
have been there to manage Harry and not let it
get tonight o'clock. But we In doesn't manage like that
laid back man, because Ween is Napoleon Dynamite, right, So
we're gonna find out what happens next week. But but
we end goes up to the captains.
Speaker 1: Yes, we have Lara chatting with Serena about it. She's
pretty upset. And then we have we we we hand
Vhan ratting out two people. Yeah, Harry and support it
and Lara.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's tired of her. She needs to get off
my back. I'm trying to have fun out here. Get
in the comments. Let us know. Worst episode we've ever done,
I don't think so you let us know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you the audience will let us know.
Speaker 2: The audience will let us know. Five stars, kind words,
Love you guys very much. We'll be back next week.
I'm doing saying good bye, pat say goodbye.
Speaker 3: Later, dude. The distinct nothing