Speaker 1: Hey, everybody, welcome to Pink Shade. It's Tuesday. It's TLC Tuesday.
Speaker 1: We're back at it. We're back on Tday. We're doing it.
Speaker 1: We're doing the thing.
Speaker 2: Mary Payne's back.
Speaker 1: Yeah, back everybody. Today. I put on a blouse.
Speaker 2: It looks great.
Speaker 1: You lookyous instead of a T shirt.
Speaker 2: Listen, if you don't, no one would have thought that
Speaker 2: you almost just died, you know, and would have any idea.
Speaker 1: You and I recorded for ninety Day UK, and I
Speaker 1: was just listening back to that because I was pulling
Speaker 1: some clips and stuff from it. I was like, man,
Speaker 1: that was funny. We had a good time on that episode.
Speaker 2: I know now today is going to be less fun. No,
Speaker 2: we're going to be more fun.
Speaker 1: No, it's more fun. What are you talking about ninety
Speaker 1: Day UK. We're having a great time with that over there, guys.
Speaker 2: Is it because I made a lot of dead mom chokes?
Speaker 1: Yeah? You made a lot of dead mom jokes which
Speaker 1: made me uncomfortable. But if that's how you're dealing with things,
Speaker 1: I'm here for you. No matter what. I looked at it.
Speaker 2: Dead mom who dis no, oh no, stop, no too
Speaker 2: far terrible? My mom died. Everybody but this is how
Speaker 2: I'm grieving, and that's why I was gone for a while.
Speaker 2: In case you did not know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and you do, right, Listen, we've all got our things.
Speaker 1: We've all got our things. It almost died, yeah, true, listen.
Speaker 1: If you didn't trying to one up my grief, not
Speaker 1: definitely not not listen. He always has to steal focused'st
Speaker 1: love attention. If you didn't listen to Uh Yesterday Monday
Speaker 1: match Me Abroad with Keisha, I talked about it briefly.
Speaker 1: I was away. So if you just listen to the podcast,
Speaker 1: you don't do any social media or any of that stuff,
Speaker 1: and you're like, hey, where did you go? I was
Speaker 1: away for a couple of weeks. I had a you
Speaker 1: look this up spontaneous mess in Terek hewatoma, which is
Speaker 1: just like a thing like an aneurysm that blew up
Speaker 1: in my abdomen. And that happened, and so I'm getting in.
Speaker 2: With the specialist times.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's good times. I'm getting in with the specialist
Speaker 1: next week, and so we'll see what happens. So we're
Speaker 1: gonna I'm healing. I just walk around feeling like a
Speaker 1: giant bowling ball or possibly eight month twins in my
Speaker 1: belly because I've got blood in my belly that's absorbing
Speaker 1: and that's not fun. But I put on a blouse
Speaker 1: and here I am.
Speaker 2: Also, you learned that your paramedic has some sort of
Speaker 2: lifestyle that was is interesting enough for him to have
Speaker 2: been a guest on a podcast, and we still haven't
Speaker 2: figured out what that is. No.
Speaker 1: I did see a couple of people on Patreon comment
Speaker 1: saying that they were on the case. Okay, figure it out,
Speaker 1: but I like not to talk about that too much
Speaker 1: on the free feed because.
Speaker 2: Oh, apologies, sorry.
Speaker 1: Surely he's not listening.
Speaker 2: Does he's give me the rules ahead of time?
Speaker 1: Listen. I think he's out there saving lives. I don't
Speaker 1: think he's too busy. He's busy.
Speaker 2: He's busy, and he doesn't watch an Ida.
Speaker 1: Hopefully i'll never see him again, but you know, I
Speaker 1: am going back Small Island, going back, Yeah, going back
Speaker 1: in August, so we'll see if he sees me again.
Speaker 1: You know, it's funny when I was recounting the story
Speaker 1: to you about how I had once before been on
Speaker 1: a stretcher on the ferry because my ear drum burst
Speaker 1: back then, which was like again, I think fifteen years
Speaker 1: ago at least, maybe longer. The people that showed up
Speaker 1: at the EMT, which were real EMTs, but they were
Speaker 1: more just like volunteer or they had retired to the
Speaker 1: island and they were a nurse. They were just sort
Speaker 1: of volunteer to keep going, you know, because they needed
Speaker 1: to have people twenty four hours. So yeah, but now
Speaker 1: they really they've got a full fire department. Now they
Speaker 1: just got three new fire stations.
Speaker 2: We're good.
Speaker 1: We're good on the island.
Speaker 2: Well, maybe the average age is going up on the island.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: I thought that too when we were ever since Mark visited.
Speaker 1: Mark's brother seems quite a bit younger. I don't know, yeah,
Speaker 1: but it no, don't. I asked that when we were
Speaker 1: buying the house there, say, is everybody you're eighty and
Speaker 1: she said no. After during and after COVID, COVID, the
Speaker 1: age got much younger. Of people that are here full time. Yeah, yeah, interesting. Yeah.
Speaker 1: Our realtor is there full time, is definitely younger than
Speaker 1: me by a few years. I believe.
Speaker 2: Well, now they just the young people get themselves with
Speaker 2: paramedics all the time because they're doing weird sex stuff
Speaker 2: and they're jumping off buildings and they're trying cinnamon challenges,
Speaker 2: and so they're always going to the hospital.
Speaker 1: What's a cinnamon challenge? Do I want to know?
Speaker 2: No, you don't, Okay, I'm all right. Your children know,
Speaker 2: and I hope they've never tried it.
Speaker 1: Tell me what it is.
Speaker 2: It's not sexual, Okay, tell me what it is.
Speaker 1: Go ahead and tell me.
Speaker 2: You just literally chug a bunch of cinnamon, but you
Speaker 2: can actually choke and die, which was the fun part
Speaker 2: that was left out of the viral challenge. So people died.
Speaker 1: It didn't time to be by challenges me to anything.
Speaker 1: I'll just be like, get out of here. Quit challenging.
Speaker 2: No like tide pod challenge that caused deaths. That challenge
Speaker 2: where they had to climb up on the milk crates
Speaker 2: that were all stacked like a pyramid. See that one.
Speaker 1: These are all terrible and these are things I would
Speaker 1: never do.
Speaker 2: No see, And my friend Kim is the er nurse,
Speaker 2: so she sees the brunt of all the challenges. She
Speaker 2: but there are some funny TikTok compilations of people falling
Speaker 2: knowing the milk crate challenge, but none of them died.
Speaker 2: Because it's not funny when someone dies, but if they
Speaker 2: come close to death and almost die, then it's a
Speaker 2: funny fall. I learned that from America's home videos.
Speaker 1: Sort of like me almost died but.
Speaker 2: Didn't, almost die but didn't, so it's funny. Really, are
Speaker 2: you and my mom actually died? And that is stopping hilarious?
Speaker 1: Stop it's so God Kimberly, are you one of those
Speaker 1: people who seeks out content that is people doing pranks,
Speaker 1: or people falling and hurting themselves, or like a child
Speaker 1: falls over a curb while the parents supposed to be
Speaker 1: watching them or things like that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I love seeing children get hurt. That's my favorite thing. No,
Speaker 2: I don't seek it out, but I do find humor
Speaker 2: in it. If someone sends me a video of someone fail,
Speaker 2: I don't I find it hilarious.
Speaker 1: I don't, you know. And even when that challenge went around,
Speaker 1: it was a couple of years ago where the youth
Speaker 1: would tell the adults like my age, like oh Andy
Speaker 1: Cohen died or something.
Speaker 2: Oh, yeah, that was sad.
Speaker 1: The first couple of ones were funny. Well, then I
Speaker 1: was like, this is just mean, this is it's just mean.
Speaker 2: No, I do remember the news. It was on a
Speaker 2: newscast and a lady was like doing a local news
Speaker 2: something and she fell off like a platform and she
Speaker 2: made these noises like a seal when she fell, and
Speaker 2: it was the funny. I watched that so many times.
Speaker 2: I hope she's still with us, because I think she
Speaker 2: survived and she was fine. She didn't sound fine though, anyway.
Speaker 2: I sound like a terrible person. You know. That's why
Speaker 2: there was a show America's Funniest Home Movie. I know,
Speaker 2: because I'm not the only one that thinks it's funny
Speaker 2: if someone gets hit in the cross.
Speaker 1: I think America's Funniest Home Videos is still a show
Speaker 1: that you could see on Friday nights. I think it's
Speaker 1: still a show. I mean now with like you know,
Speaker 1: the iPhone everything.
Speaker 2: But I Americans are terrible.
Speaker 1: Yeah we are. I just like I get I get
Speaker 1: so worried about the person and concern. I get way
Speaker 1: too involved, way too well.
Speaker 2: I just assume they're not going to show it on
Speaker 2: the show if there was some sort of serious injury.
Speaker 1: Oh, I think you're wrong. I think people are terribly injured,
Speaker 1: terribly injured. Okay, let's get started with these people, because
Speaker 1: this is going to be a long episode. There's just
Speaker 1: I just forget how long these two hour shows?
Speaker 2: I know, I know, Oh my god, I got it
Speaker 2: too long.
Speaker 1: With my newly soll life, Kimberly. Maybe my goal will
Speaker 1: be to take shorter notes. Yeah, that should be my goal. Yeah, yeah,
Speaker 1: ye clock is ticking. Who knows the wording is going
Speaker 1: to happen again.
Speaker 2: Exactly, So you don't have much time left, so we
Speaker 2: maybe to use every moment not taking notes but still
Speaker 2: watching these shows. You're not going to stop watching these shows.
Speaker 2: Nobody panic. She's just gonna take shorter notes.
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Speaker 1: is ninety day fiance Happily. Ever, after season nine, Episode three,
Speaker 1: you can't handle the truth? Okay, we're gonna start with
Speaker 1: your couple, which is Kara and Guirmo. Who can I'm
Speaker 1: gonna tell you truth?
Speaker 2: Well, really, none of them. They're all lying about something.
Speaker 1: The truth maybe, I mean, maybe it's just I don't know.
Speaker 1: But we're gonna start with Laura, and I'm just saying
Speaker 1: Kara is so stunningly beautiful that she's almost hard to
Speaker 1: look at, you know.
Speaker 2: Kay, Yeah, absolutely true. Uh So, Guiermo is dropping off
Speaker 2: baby Nico at Kara's mom's house because he has to work.
Speaker 2: I did not know he was friends with Kara's mom,
Speaker 2: but apparently their BFFs and.
Speaker 1: Were from the past. Were they not friendly? I can't,
Speaker 1: It's it was so long.
Speaker 2: I don't remember them ever being on or saying anything. Yeah,
Speaker 2: oh no, I do remember he had to go to
Speaker 2: meet the dad and the mom and there was like
Speaker 2: a barbecue and they had that. Maybe it was the
Speaker 2: same house because I remember a deck and they were
Speaker 2: on top, like a high deck. Because I grew up
Speaker 2: in Virginia, you know Virginia. It's that's very felt very
Speaker 2: Virginia to me.
Speaker 1: Okay, and her.
Speaker 2: Dad was in the military. Yes, it's all coming back
Speaker 2: to me. He was nervous to meet the dad. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think they just met, like right before the wedding
Speaker 2: when he came. Anyway, so they can't afford daycare because
Speaker 2: he quit his good job at the hotel. He now
Speaker 2: works at a restaurant. Also, he didn't tell her he
Speaker 2: was quitting that job, and that was part of the
Speaker 2: big issue. So he tells mom in law about flight school,
Speaker 2: and she's like, how much does it cost? Sixty thousand?
Speaker 2: Why did my daughter marry? But this is a bad idea.
Speaker 2: She suggests the Air Force because it'll get him away
Speaker 2: from I don't know the grandfather. No, I think she
Speaker 2: likes Germo. She suggests the Air Force because her husband
Speaker 2: was in the military. You get paid to learn to fly.
Speaker 2: But of course you'll be away from Nico. But we
Speaker 2: don't think you're that great of a dad anyway, So
Speaker 2: it's okay. She seems to like him. But Guirmo hasn't
Speaker 2: thought about about this idea. So in the future when
Speaker 2: Kara gets mad, she can really blame her mom for
Speaker 2: all of this because this never occurred to Gimo. So
Speaker 2: Mom thinks he has trouble getting organized and being responsible
Speaker 2: and the military will teach him that. So she and
Speaker 2: how to make a really tight bed sheet bed all
Speaker 2: of it. So she asks how the marriage is and
Speaker 2: he tells her not good. They're still sleeping in different rooms.
Speaker 2: And I don't know if this is an appropriate conversation
Speaker 2: to have with your mother in law. But I don't
Speaker 2: know if he has friends. We have not seen him
Speaker 2: with any friends. He's very likable. I'm assuming he has
Speaker 2: friends at the.
Speaker 1: Yes, they've lived there for years now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so she didn't know that it was that bad
Speaker 2: that they were sleeping in different rooms. Kara has told
Speaker 2: her some of it, So Mom says, you, you know,
Speaker 2: your personalities are so different. She's such a hustler, my daughter.
Speaker 2: She works really hard and you're more laid back, and
Speaker 2: he's like, yeah, cool, I'm laid back. Like he doesn't
Speaker 2: take any offense to this, and mom says, well, maybe
Speaker 2: the air Force may make her respect you more because
Speaker 2: she clearly doesn't respect you, and that uniform can't hurt.
Speaker 2: It's a pretty sexy a man in a uniform. I
Speaker 2: might try to steal you from her. And to my
Speaker 2: son in law, she's saying this and he's like okay.
Speaker 2: So Kara and Germo take Nico to the park and
Speaker 2: Guermo points to an airplane and says papa, and Gara says,
Speaker 2: he's not gonna understand. It doesn't make sense because you're
Speaker 2: right here, and she goes, it's imagination.
Speaker 1: How old is the baby, like two? Yeah, No, point
Speaker 1: to the airplane and say papa. No, you point to
Speaker 1: the airplane and say airplane, airplane, because baby's gonna be
Speaker 1: like your papa, that's what. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So Girmo says, well, yesterday I had a good conversation
Speaker 2: with your mother about sex and sleeping in separate bedrooms,
Speaker 2: how hot men and uniforms are. And also she said
Speaker 2: maybe I should get into the air Force. I'll or
Speaker 2: like learn how to fly and you'll get great benefits
Speaker 2: because remember I lost our family all of our health
Speaker 2: benefits when I quit my job without telling you. And
Speaker 2: she's annoyed and she's like, I hate that he does this.
Speaker 2: He gets this idea in his head and then why
Speaker 2: don't you just wait until he goes to meet with
Speaker 2: the recruiter and figures it out before he comes to me,
Speaker 2: Which is bullshit because if he had gone to meet
Speaker 2: with the recruiter without talking to her, she would be like,
Speaker 2: how can you make a decision like this is that
Speaker 2: talking to me?
Speaker 1: Yeah? But you know, I really feel her frustration, and
Speaker 1: not because she's just like such a type a like
Speaker 1: if I want to do something, I'm gonna try and
Speaker 1: do it. I'm gonna do it. I think it's more
Speaker 1: of dude, we are married with a kid, and you
Speaker 1: may just have to like stay in a job you
Speaker 1: don't like because we have good insurance or you know
Speaker 1: what I mean, Like this is actually life now and
Speaker 1: you can't just now at age thirty five or whatever.
Speaker 1: He is twenty seven, and I don't know, just all
Speaker 1: of a sudden six yeah, twys, she's all of a
Speaker 1: sudden be like, yeah, I think I want to be
Speaker 1: a pilot. Okay, great, come up with a plan to
Speaker 1: do that while you have a job, and you could
Speaker 1: do that. But we're married with the kids, so you
Speaker 1: can't just decide to be a pilot. You have to
Speaker 1: think about our family first, you know.
Speaker 2: Well, he's like, this would be a job being in
Speaker 2: the military, and I would learn how to fly, so
Speaker 2: it wouldn't cost us sixty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't think it means you can't like follow your dreams.
Speaker 2: She's following her dream of singing, but she's also earning
Speaker 2: money at the same time being a realtor.
Speaker 1: But what he's choosing with this air Force thing is
Speaker 1: not like, Oh, every single thing I'll get to do,
Speaker 1: we'll be right here in Charlottesville. Won't that be convenient?
Speaker 1: They'll never ask me to go. Yes, it's not Charlottesville,
Speaker 1: you know, right.
Speaker 2: He is clearly not googled where air Force bases are,
Speaker 2: which Katie and I did on the program last week. Okay,
Speaker 2: so we would not sound like idiots, and they're not
Speaker 2: in Charlottesville, Texas, as we guessed. But no, he's been
Speaker 2: immature before, so I think she's just like, oh, this
Speaker 2: is another one. Of his crazy ideas. Yeah so, but
Speaker 2: he's at least talking to her about it ahead of time,
Speaker 2: which is what she complained that he didn't do last
Speaker 2: time when he quit his job. You know what I'm saying, Yeah, yeah, yeah,
Speaker 2: So they're just not well suited, Mary Payne, they're just
Speaker 2: not well suited.
Speaker 1: It's unfortunate because they are both so attractive.
Speaker 2: I know, it's a gorgeous couple. So and if he
Speaker 2: gets in uniform, her mom's never gonna stay away watch it.
Speaker 2: So she starts crying that he would be away from
Speaker 2: Nico when he's so little, and Guillermo thinks, well, I
Speaker 2: would rather do it now when he doesn't even remember
Speaker 2: me than like when he's older needs my advice about things,
Speaker 2: he needs me around, you know, when he can talk.
Speaker 2: So she starts raising her voice, like, my ass is
Speaker 2: not moving to an Air Force base. And so much
Speaker 2: for not fighting in front of Nico. They never they
Speaker 2: say that, they don't do that.
Speaker 1: They do that.
Speaker 2: Also, even when they're not fighting, they're doing that passive
Speaker 2: aggressive like yes, honey, mm hmmm. And I feel like
Speaker 2: the baby can pick up a passive aggressiveness as well.
Speaker 2: Maybe they can't. I don't know how smart a two
Speaker 2: year old is.
Speaker 1: I do think in real life currently they're not together.
Speaker 2: I don't think, well, see this is yeah, I don't
Speaker 2: think so either. On Reddit, someone had said I was
Speaker 2: at a restaurant. I was waiting tables. Kara and Grima
Speaker 2: were there and I said hi to them, and they said,
Speaker 2: we're not really together. We're just staying together for this show.
Speaker 2: But you can't say anything until the show comes out.
Speaker 2: And she went on Reddit and lead that information and
Speaker 2: everyone was like, no, I don't believe it. They're so
Speaker 2: cute together. And then their people were like, she is
Speaker 2: a bitch. Get away from her Gearmo and they probably
Speaker 2: slid into his DMS because of their first season. But anyway,
Speaker 2: I did not want to believe it, and someone I
Speaker 2: think I wrote like, I don't know, I'm not going
Speaker 2: to believe it until I see it, and someone wrote
Speaker 2: back to me like a year and a half later,
Speaker 2: and we're like, I was right.
Speaker 1: Oh, so you're saying when this came out it was
Speaker 1: a long time ago, and now it was like a year.
Speaker 2: And a half ago on Reddit and and I was like,
Speaker 2: I don't know, I'm not just not going to believe
Speaker 2: a rumor until I, you know, under my assumed name,
Speaker 2: which I'm going to have to change now probably, And
Speaker 2: someone took the time to find their comment from a
Speaker 2: year and a half ago and was like, I told
Speaker 2: you and I was right, which good for them. That's
Speaker 2: good for them, if you I often feel the need
Speaker 2: to be right so frequently that I would I would
Speaker 2: go back. I'd go about ten years if you like.
Speaker 2: Remember that time ten years ago that I said that,
Speaker 2: you know, Lady Gaga wouldn't I don't know before the
Speaker 2: super Bowl or she would or I don't know. I
Speaker 2: just can't think of a thing off the top of
Speaker 2: my head.
Speaker 1: But yeah, I know what you're saying. I know what
Speaker 1: you're saying, and it's I think that a year and
Speaker 1: a half ago or so, we heard that they were
Speaker 1: not together, and within the last year they they recorded
Speaker 1: a Pillar Talk with Emily and Kobe Yes, And I
Speaker 1: remember I texted Emily about it. I said, oh, my gosh,
Speaker 1: because I think they were like in Charlottesville. I was like, oh,
Speaker 1: you were supposed to me and I said I heard
Speaker 1: they weren't even together anymore, and she just did a
Speaker 1: you know, like, oh, she didn't answer me. She didn't.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there did seem tension because Kobe and Emily are
Speaker 2: always all over each other and just like massaging her
Speaker 2: feet as they're watching, and Kara and Garima were just
Speaker 2: sitting like not very close touching, and I thought, oh,
Speaker 2: maybe it's true.
Speaker 1: Life.
Speaker 2: So they are now fighting, fully fighting at the park
Speaker 2: in front of Nico, and she is triggered. She's not
Speaker 2: saying she's triggered, but she's triggered because her dad was
Speaker 2: in the military, and she's like, I don't even remember
Speaker 2: he wasn't there, but my sister told me that he
Speaker 2: wasn't there, and so it's like, well then maybe Nico
Speaker 2: won't even know his dad isn't there.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah, So she's he goes, you know, I think you're
Speaker 2: only thinking about yourself, which is rich. That don't that's
Speaker 2: don't say that to the mom who will have to
Speaker 2: be a single parent because you are away that she's
Speaker 2: only thinking about herself. And she's like, I'm making more
Speaker 2: money here in Virginia and he's like, I'll be making
Speaker 2: more money than both of your jobs. You're singing and
Speaker 2: you're you know.
Speaker 1: He has no idea, he's on no research.
Speaker 2: Give it a bing because I gave it a ban
Speaker 2: And apparently first year cadet makes like two thousand dollars
Speaker 2: a month, so I think she's probably making more than that.
Speaker 1: But he thinks, I think he thinks, once I work
Speaker 1: for United Airlines and it's flying back and forth to
Speaker 1: Paris friends, then you tell me. But I mean that'll
Speaker 1: be twenty years from now.
Speaker 2: Well, if he could get hooked up with Mark, then
Speaker 2: you know, Mark tried to take Wan, and I do
Speaker 2: see a lot of similarities between one and Jessica and
Speaker 2: Kara and Guirmo. And is that it just in my
Speaker 2: head a.
Speaker 1: Little bit, because I mean, Charlottesville, Virginia is not pooptown USA.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, But he wants to like go live
Speaker 2: his dream.
Speaker 1: And yeah, she's like, you have a baby now, yeah
Speaker 1: right right? And okay, yeah right, yeah.
Speaker 2: So but Mark wanted to take you know, Wan under
Speaker 2: his wing, So maybe Mark would take Guirmo under his
Speaker 2: wing and hook him up with a pilot shop right
Speaker 2: after the Air Force. I don't, okay, all right? Anyway,
Speaker 2: their marriage is slowly crumbling in front of our eyes,
Speaker 2: which is why this show is so.
Speaker 1: Fun. Watch fun. It's fun fun.
Speaker 2: It's our favorite of a friend.
Speaker 1: We love it. We love Hia. God, I wish it
Speaker 1: would go on longer.
Speaker 2: Okay, Katie. It was always Katie's favorite, which is weird.
Speaker 2: And we would do this for our Patreon like I
Speaker 2: would dread doing Htia and she would love doing ha
Speaker 2: which I never understood because she likes sad things. Oh okay,
Speaker 2: well watches like Hoarders, like on Rerun, like right bingches,
Speaker 2: so like she likes sad stuff.
Speaker 1: Mm hmm yeah, Okay, Carrie and Girimo, we're not going
Speaker 1: to solve it today. We have to move on from them.
Speaker 2: So to the best of luck with your crumbling union.
Speaker 1: Terrible terrible marriage. I know it seems like it just started,
Speaker 1: but summer will be winding down soon and for me
Speaker 1: that means a new college dorm room to furnish. And
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Speaker 1: and Lauren. We're gonna slowly merge into all the other
Speaker 1: couples here, so go ahead and take a nap. It's
Speaker 1: going to be a minute. So we opened up with
Speaker 1: Lauren doing some staging with Noga. She's at the new house,
Speaker 1: she's saving. She was so much staging, and she says,
Speaker 1: you know, at the party of the night before the
Speaker 1: housewarming already, She's never seen Noga behave this way. It
Speaker 1: was really out of line. But Andrea was out of
Speaker 1: line as well, and she she says to to Noga, like,
Speaker 1: I really I should have defended you more. And Nooga's like,
Speaker 1: I'm embarrassed by my own behavior. I don't like like this.
Speaker 1: But the way Andrea speaks to people and women specifically
Speaker 1: is horrible. Yes, Lauren says, I don't know. Is missochionistic
Speaker 1: the right word to use, Lauren, Lauren, Yes, yes, he
Speaker 1: because he feels the male role is superior to women. Yes,
Speaker 1: and your badness is too. That's what it means.
Speaker 2: That's what it means, and that sage stick was as
Speaker 2: big as a bull penis, and it is not big
Speaker 2: enough to get rid of all the misogyny going on.
Speaker 1: No, Lord's couples something else. So she goes, look, I'm
Speaker 1: friends with Libby, you know, but I'm obviously not a
Speaker 1: fan of Andre. He's very alpha. I'm not as big
Speaker 1: as a fan, you know. But I do really like Libby,
Speaker 1: and I hope I have time to clear the air
Speaker 1: with Elizabeth before she leaves on her trip from Moldova.
Speaker 1: Now look, my thought here is, Laura, why do you
Speaker 1: care so much? Do you care because it's a storyline
Speaker 1: and you guys like, let's come up with the storyline
Speaker 1: together so we can all be on one more season.
Speaker 1: That's sort of my thought here is that they plotted
Speaker 1: it all out before. Oh interesting, because Andre doesn't care
Speaker 1: if he looks like a jerk.
Speaker 2: Yeah no, he loves it. He thinks it's getting him
Speaker 2: more seasons. Yeah I or could she just care about
Speaker 2: her friend? Is that to know? She more has to
Speaker 2: be wants to be right, wants to fix the situation.
Speaker 2: She is like a bit of a picker, like a fixer,
Speaker 2: like a she's a yenta, which it's you know, she's
Speaker 2: she's one of my people, and so you know, I
Speaker 2: think she might want to like get in there and
Speaker 2: sol fix the situation.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but it's really not of her business. And this
Speaker 1: is not like Noga, like her best friend, you know,
Speaker 1: that's not on the show. This is a show friend.
Speaker 2: So I think she has to go. I think she
Speaker 2: actually thinks that On might like kidnap Libby and tie
Speaker 2: her to a chair and make her stay in Moldova.
Speaker 2: But like Libby does have free will, and she seems
Speaker 2: to be okay with being married to a chauvinist and
Speaker 2: taking a backseat to her own wants.
Speaker 1: So whatever, Yeah she does, all right, So now we
Speaker 1: are going to get all three couples together, we get
Speaker 1: that dorky walking on the beach thing with all of them.
Speaker 2: I have analyzed it so much because like Andre puts
Speaker 2: his arm around Libby and she gives this look to
Speaker 2: the camera like, yeah, my husband's the hottest. It's very braggy. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then Lauren and Alexi, they're like the most seasoned
Speaker 2: of the couples, so they're like, we have kids, now,
Speaker 2: we don't have anything to prove. We're just like walking
Speaker 2: holding hands. But then you know, Yara is obviously doing
Speaker 2: sexy strut and she thinks they're the hottest couple. So
Speaker 2: because like they're I don't know, because I think she thinks.
Speaker 2: I think she thinks they're the hottest couple. Well, she's hot.
Speaker 2: I'll put it that she's super hot. Some people think
Speaker 2: I think Jovi is attractive. I don't mind his teeth.
Speaker 2: I don't mind his teeth.
Speaker 1: Wow.
Speaker 2: Yeah, well there I said it. I feel better.
Speaker 1: Okay, all right, he's got braces currently, so he's hoping.
Speaker 1: No what I saw a picture she posted recently. He's
Speaker 1: smiling and you zoom in you can see the adult braces.
Speaker 1: And that made me really happy, made me really happy. Oh,
Speaker 1: Kimberly got her phone out. She's like, let me look,
Speaker 1: let me look.
Speaker 2: That might have ruined it for me.
Speaker 1: Oh, because you want him to have ynky teeth.
Speaker 2: I don't love adult braces.
Speaker 1: Oh well, Lawrence got those adult But when we met her,
Speaker 1: she had those adult braces, and I'm wondering, like, when
Speaker 1: we met her, she had the adult braces. And Libyan
Speaker 1: Andre were at that same party and I didn't see
Speaker 1: them just interacting a ton together.
Speaker 2: Actually interesting, they also she need braces I think she
Speaker 2: had her smile seems fine. I have no idea baby
Speaker 2: something going on.
Speaker 1: She could have something with her jaw because of her turettes,
Speaker 1: you know, I don't know. Yeah, have you found the picture?
Speaker 1: Can I go on?
Speaker 2: Go on? I haven't found the picture, but it's fine.
Speaker 1: Okay. So they're gathering at Lauren and Alexis because the
Speaker 1: dads are babysitting. Now, I have very strong feelings. When
Speaker 1: you say the dad's are babysitting really likes me.
Speaker 2: A lot of your listeners are going to feel the
Speaker 2: same way.
Speaker 1: Yeah, the dads are babysitting. It's not daddy's daycare of
Speaker 1: these are your children.
Speaker 2: Not babysitting when it's your own child.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the moms are going to go out. So
Speaker 1: Jovi and Yara are in the car on the way
Speaker 1: over and they're like, oh my god, everything in Miami
Speaker 1: so far. We've been in the car for thirty minutes,
Speaker 1: and is it going to be awkward? You know last
Speaker 1: night because there was that big fight and Yara goes,
Speaker 1: I don't know. I don't want the fighting. I don't
Speaker 1: want the drama, like who has the bigger boobs?
Speaker 2: Because I do?
Speaker 1: You just all you hear is Jovie.
Speaker 2: Go, that's funny. My wife's funny. She is, by the
Speaker 2: way I think she was making I think that was
Speaker 2: a joke about like, you know, like men measuring the
Speaker 2: size of their penises. Is that what you're saying.
Speaker 1: I think yes, She's like, it's not a boot measuring
Speaker 1: contest because obviously. So Lauren and Alexi talk and she says,
Speaker 1: you know, she's getting ready to go, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I really want to talk to Libby because Andrea is
Speaker 1: literally thinks he's going to Moldova on a one way ticket. Now,
Speaker 1: let's this is where I think this is planned, because
Speaker 1: this is not actually true. This man has a full house, cars,
Speaker 1: a career, bills to pay. He's not getting on a
Speaker 1: plane to Moldova on a one way ticket. So that's no,
Speaker 1: that's not true. Like come on. So Alex goes, I
Speaker 1: think this is all fine for you to talk to
Speaker 1: her about it, but you need to be calm. You
Speaker 1: need to just have fun. And she goes, this is
Speaker 1: that's great advice. Yeah, great advice, babe.
Speaker 2: We're the best couple.
Speaker 1: We're the best couple. Were the most normal. So when
Speaker 1: talking head, Lauren is like mamas need to let listen
Speaker 1: have some fun. Moms need to go out and drink.
Speaker 1: What what, we need to dance. But I do want
Speaker 1: to talk to Libby about Andrea before she goes to Moldova,
Speaker 1: which is like the next day apparently, like yeah, leaving
Speaker 1: from Miami. I guess. So the talking head Libby goes
Speaker 1: with the two of them are together, Libby and Andrea. She says,
Speaker 1: I don't want to deal with any more drama like
Speaker 1: last night, so hopefully baby, you can keep your mouth shut.
Speaker 1: He goes, you know, I have no regrets about it
Speaker 1: last night. You know, actually I should have said more,
Speaker 1: you know, budding. My tongue is rough for me, so
Speaker 1: you know whatever. So she's like, okay, baby, So in
Speaker 1: the car, oh now and the no, that's not that's
Speaker 1: not right. Yeah, I guess. So I guess that they
Speaker 1: come over, all the couples come over, and then we
Speaker 1: get the three women in the car. I skept a
Speaker 1: big chunkol it is fine, and Lauren says to the women.
Speaker 1: She goes, yeah, last night the house party like that
Speaker 1: was sort of insane last night the housewarming. Libby goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: my husband was screamed at. But I'm good, Okay, Libby,
Speaker 1: I can't. And Lauren goes, yeah, it wasn't appropriate, you know.
Speaker 1: And Noga is my best friend and she's really my family,
Speaker 1: and I've been upset, like I've actually lost sleep over it.
Speaker 1: The talking head Liby goes.
Speaker 2: Since last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I was like, it's been one night according to
Speaker 1: you guys. Talking head Libby goes, Yeah, my husband could
Speaker 1: have chosen better words. Okay, Like everybody, if you don't
Speaker 1: you know how he is, if you don't like him,
Speaker 1: don't talk to him. But okay, you were a house.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I can't. Okay, Brittany, she's acting like Jackson, Brittany,
Speaker 2: I swear the excuses she makes for Andree.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, and she goes, but you know, you know,
Speaker 1: Lauren could take some accountability, and like, you know, she
Speaker 1: didn't force her friend to yell at my husband, but
Speaker 1: she didn't do anything to stop it. Stop it. And
Speaker 1: also she was yelling at my husband, So I don't
Speaker 1: even know if she's going to own up to that.
Speaker 2: He was yelling at her, and he's a man and
Speaker 2: he shouldn't talk to a woman like that in her
Speaker 2: own home either.
Speaker 1: Her party, Alex and his Pineapple tank top should have
Speaker 1: stood up and said like, hey, don't speak to my
Speaker 1: wife like that. If you're going to speak to my
Speaker 1: wife like that, you guys need to leave.
Speaker 2: Or you know, Alex and that poor pineapple thing. He
Speaker 2: thought they were going to do some swinging and then
Speaker 2: but no, it would turn into a big fight instead.
Speaker 2: He's like, no, I told Maddie that, and then I
Speaker 2: texted him a picture and I said, it's not upside down.
Speaker 2: I think it's supposed to be upside down for it
Speaker 2: to mean swinging.
Speaker 1: I think so too, But I think any pineapple is
Speaker 1: off limits now I did. It is rough too, because
Speaker 1: in Alexandria, Virginia, like a big thing everywhere is pineapples.
Speaker 1: There's pineapple door knockers everywhere, because a pineapple on your
Speaker 1: doorstep means welcome and welcome or upside down means you're
Speaker 1: really welcome.
Speaker 2: Really welcome, China.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on in as it were, Okay, okay, okay.
Speaker 1: So Lauren tells Libby, she goes, look, Noga is really sorry,
Speaker 1: and inappropriate things were said on both sides. Yeah, I've
Speaker 1: got to continue to be friends with you, guys. I'm
Speaker 1: going to continue to be friends with noga and Libby goes,
Speaker 1: I know, like my husband, he says crazy stuff sometimes.
Speaker 1: R goes, I think yaas drunk. I think she got
Speaker 1: I think she got had drinks on the way over. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and she goes, I did hear him say anything too crazy?
Speaker 1: And Lauren's like, what the fuck?
Speaker 2: What well she did say like he's just Eastern European.
Speaker 2: So he just reminds me of my uncle, my dad,
Speaker 2: my brother, my cousin, so my mom. So anyway, She's
Speaker 2: just like, that's like normal dinner.
Speaker 1: She's like, you just ignore it. Who cares?
Speaker 2: As stupid?
Speaker 1: So they're like, we want to drink and we want
Speaker 1: to dance, and Y'a goes, yeah, So like, I hope
Speaker 1: your friend doesn't show up so we could actually have
Speaker 1: some fun. I really love Yaa and I need more
Speaker 1: of it.
Speaker 2: There is hilarious.
Speaker 1: She's hilarious. So back at the house, Alex is getting
Speaker 1: the guys some beers. Hey, get some beers, and Joey's like,
Speaker 1: I don't even know if I want to have drinks
Speaker 1: this last night. Just kidding, I'm an alcoholic. Give it
Speaker 1: to me.
Speaker 2: So are there any strippers?
Speaker 1: The strippers? What time do these kids go to bed
Speaker 1: am I right. So then we see that Libby and
Speaker 1: Andre's son, Winston, bites one of Alex's son, Shy, and
Speaker 1: they're like, oh, no, Shy, what happened? And so Alex
Speaker 1: goes in there, he gets shy. He say, let me
Speaker 1: get you some ice and pull them into the kitchen.
Speaker 1: And right when he does that, you hear Joey go
Speaker 1: oh hey, yeah stop. Oh he bit the other kid too,
Speaker 1: And they look over and little Winston with this little
Speaker 1: blonde hair is sitting there like what and the other
Speaker 1: kid's like huh, like Yelli, he took the one kid away,
Speaker 1: and Whistle goes, oh right, his brother. They literally like twins.
Speaker 1: So yeah, bites the second one. Oh my gosh. It
Speaker 1: was so funny that the kid's name is Asher, and
Speaker 1: so Alex is like, ohh Ashy, you got a bit too, Okay,
Speaker 1: come on to the kitchen.
Speaker 2: Alex is being so nice about it. Yeah, like I
Speaker 2: think most people maybe wouldn't be that nice.
Speaker 1: Listen, when kids are biers, they're biers, and it really
Speaker 1: is a problem that they get kicked out of pre
Speaker 1: it's really bad. Yeah that when they get that behavior,
Speaker 1: it's bad. It's very hard to get a kid not
Speaker 1: to bite there's a hole. There's not anything you would
Speaker 1: know about. But there was a show on when my
Speaker 1: kids were little. It was called Yo Gabba Gabba. And
Speaker 1: the guy that did all the music for it was
Speaker 1: the guy from Devo. Okay, oh and he did all
Speaker 1: the music and all is totally like an acid trip
Speaker 1: this show Yo Gabba Gabba, and it won tons of
Speaker 1: awards because it was so weird of it. Yeah, whole
Speaker 1: song with these big like like Chuck e Cheese people
Speaker 1: with their people in that looked like, I don't know
Speaker 1: what the acid trip dinosaurs. I don't know what they
Speaker 1: looked like. It was a whole big thing of don't
Speaker 1: bite your friends. What did we do? We don't bite
Speaker 1: our friends? Oh my friends hurt? Don't buy your friend
Speaker 1: had a whole song don't bite your friends. And I'm like,
Speaker 1: oh my gosh. They need to get Winston to watch
Speaker 1: Yo Gabba Gabba, don't bite your friends?
Speaker 2: Well, and there says it's like his way of showing affection.
Speaker 1: He goes, oh, he bits me all the time. I'm like, okay,
Speaker 1: but what you need to do is not reinforce that. Hey,
Speaker 1: you're like, it's cute. Don't let him explain that that
Speaker 1: hurts me. You know, Andre's I bite him back, It's
Speaker 1: no problem.
Speaker 2: I felt a strong, madly Eastern European man.
Speaker 1: He bites me, I'll bite him back. You never do
Speaker 1: it again. So Jovi is laughing like oh man, and
Speaker 1: the talk head Andre goes, yeah, this is how he
Speaker 1: shows love. But after last night, like I don't need this.
Speaker 1: I don't. I don't he bit me all the time.
Speaker 1: I don't need this, and it's not gonna Joe. He goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: Apple done fall far nut Tree. Yeah, and Alex is like,
Speaker 1: what the hell? I can't wait for by the way,
Speaker 1: for the women to get home, and it is gonna out.
Speaker 1: They separate and they hear about it as he's gonna
Speaker 1: und my god, Andre, why don't you stop him because
Speaker 1: you know the second kid looks she was like the
Speaker 1: first one. He's gonna bite him.
Speaker 2: Lauren's gonna be like he called me Mama bear last
Speaker 2: night and Mama Bear's coming out. Now, you don't bite
Speaker 2: my kids.
Speaker 1: Let's say you can bite the first one, but the
Speaker 1: second one we're gonna have a problem. So so now
Speaker 1: the girls are out, the guys all joke like Daddy
Speaker 1: did care not going so good to her. Now the
Speaker 1: girls are out in South Beach and they're going to
Speaker 1: a place that there's like male strippers, and Yara is funny.
Speaker 1: They're talking about how like stripping really is like a
Speaker 1: formal plates and it seems like a lot of work,
Speaker 1: and they're making it.
Speaker 2: She was saying her Ukrainian Russian dancing where they bend
Speaker 2: down at the knees, you know, and they do the kicks.
Speaker 2: So she was showing the ladies that. She's like, it's
Speaker 2: like pilates, and Lauren says, like pilates.
Speaker 1: Oh see, I thought they were like making fun of
Speaker 1: the strippers.
Speaker 2: No, Yara goes, let me show you the traditional dancing
Speaker 2: from where I'm from, and she does the you know
Speaker 2: with the.
Speaker 1: And so you're like, you're bent all the way down,
Speaker 1: but you kicked the legs out.
Speaker 2: Do you remember the Fonds used to do it? Yes,
Speaker 2: like that? Hey hey yeah.
Speaker 1: Down yeah yeah. So they're having fun. They're making fun
Speaker 1: of the strippers, and you know, yrs like Jobe like
Speaker 1: strippers that he wouldn't like this. So and then they
Speaker 1: go to like a quieter place on the street so
Speaker 1: they can chat and you know, fight and be filmed,
Speaker 1: and Libby goes, guys like, this is so fun, Like
Speaker 1: she got to Miami more often. I want to see
Speaker 1: you guys more. But you know, we're about to go
Speaker 1: to Maltova for three weeks to a month. Do you
Speaker 1: know how long you're going? Do you know the exact
Speaker 1: amount of days you're going? Because three weeks to a
Speaker 1: month is a week's difference.
Speaker 2: They only have a one way ticket.
Speaker 1: Lauren is right, I don't think that's true. So Lauren says, okay,
Speaker 1: so you're going into this thinking of your family, but
Speaker 1: you know Andre, he is only thinking of himself and
Speaker 1: then his family, and Libby's just looking at her like bitch.
Speaker 1: And Libby goes, you know, I'm open to moving there,
Speaker 1: Like I'm open to moving there, you know, because I
Speaker 1: respect my husband, my husband and his leadership and what
Speaker 1: he wants to do.
Speaker 2: Oh oh, I didn't. I didn't like that. But it's
Speaker 2: not my marriage. So if it works for her trad wife.
Speaker 1: I didn't like that, And Yura says, yeah, you don't
Speaker 1: even know, Lauren. What if she actually like it? Do
Speaker 1: you like it when you visit you like it? And
Speaker 1: she goes, yeah, but when I'm there. I'm always like
Speaker 1: in vacation mode, so I don't don't know what you know.
Speaker 1: I'm like, I could live here, but you know, you
Speaker 1: don't actually really know, and Ya goes, listen, Welldova. There's
Speaker 1: a lot of this is why I think she's drong.
Speaker 1: She goes, there are a lot of other countries like
Speaker 1: very close by, and you're like, you jump in the
Speaker 1: car and go and you change your doctor or whatever.
Speaker 1: What what did that mean?
Speaker 2: If you don't like your doctor in Mildova you could
Speaker 2: just drive across the border to another country. I guess
Speaker 2: she's saying, Which is that hilarious? Because yesterday she was like,
Speaker 2: why would you want to move there? I gotta far away.
Speaker 2: It's like good this.
Speaker 1: I think she's strong. When she says you could change
Speaker 1: your doctor or whatever. I was like, why are we
Speaker 1: talking about? Did we miss a section where they were
Speaker 1: talking about doctors and they cut it out? Like did
Speaker 1: Lauren say like you don't know what kind of healthcare
Speaker 1: they have there? Like yeah, does your blue cross blue
Speaker 1: shield transfer to the neighboring country? I don't know. So
Speaker 1: on the talking head Lauren, Lauren is like, what is
Speaker 1: Yara doing? Why is she not helping as a friend.
Speaker 1: You should want what's best for her. And then probably
Speaker 1: the production said they didn't show it, like why do
Speaker 1: you care so much? And Lauren goes, I care about
Speaker 1: her moving to Moldova because I understand her position. We
Speaker 1: both got married to opinionated Eastern Europeans and I've had
Speaker 1: to learn to stand up for myself. I want Libby
Speaker 1: to be the happiest version of herself, and I don't
Speaker 1: think that can happen in Moldova. But again, it's none
Speaker 1: of your business. Yeah, this is not your best friend
Speaker 1: from high school and your kids are grown up together,
Speaker 1: like you know, yeah.
Speaker 2: She they almost moved back to Israel. Yeah, totally, and
Speaker 2: learn Moldova and Israel are the same.
Speaker 1: I don't know, but it's a foreign country.
Speaker 2: It's a foreign country.
Speaker 1: Lauren goes, listen, I really hope you're not moving there,
Speaker 1: and I hope the next time I see you is
Speaker 1: here in Florida, and like, I don't have to go
Speaker 1: to Maltova. Gross and Lebby just stairs at her like
Speaker 1: shut up, and the talking head Libby goes, look, I'm
Speaker 1: glad she apologize, But apologizing means nothing if you keep
Speaker 1: up with the same behavior and keep saying the same things.
Speaker 1: I'm about to leave for my trip. When I get back,
Speaker 1: she and I are going to have to have a
Speaker 1: conversation about boundaries. So I guess Libby and Andrea are gonna
Speaker 1: we're gonna maybe follow them to Moldova for three weeks. Yeah,
Speaker 1: that could be entertaining. I guess you better hope that
Speaker 1: little shithead Winston doesn't bite anybody over there.
Speaker 2: Oh, he's gonna be put in the corrupt police department
Speaker 2: than Andre's to be a part of. But like fled right,
Speaker 2: of which we still turned in some bad guys or something.
Speaker 2: We don't know the whole story because he.
Speaker 1: Used to be afraid to go back and now he's
Speaker 1: not right. Yeah, all right, let's move on to Tiger
Speaker 1: Lily and add none baby and baby.
Speaker 2: Oh my god. So they somehow make it to the
Speaker 2: cabin in one piece despite him driving, and they he says,
Speaker 2: we don't have log cabins and Jordan because we don't
Speaker 2: have enough trees, and I was like, oh, that's fun.
Speaker 2: He has a better chance of making it in comedy
Speaker 2: than Sarper. I'm gonna say it. I don't think he's
Speaker 2: necessarily a good person, but I do find him funnier
Speaker 2: than Sarper.
Speaker 1: I agree, I agree, Okay, I agree.
Speaker 2: So he's inspecting the kitchen and the boxes everywhere, and
Speaker 2: it doesn't look very good, but he loves it. I
Speaker 2: thought he was going to lose it, but he loves it.
Speaker 2: So he's like, I love everything with you. And then
Speaker 2: he said even books, and I think maybe he said boxes,
Speaker 2: but subtitle said even books. So I love everything with you,
Speaker 2: even books, which I would normally hate because I am
Speaker 2: against learning. I don't know, Yeah, okay, all right. So
Speaker 2: he's excited to be a real Texan with a cowboy hat.
Speaker 2: And then he goes into the bathroom and he says
Speaker 2: good morning to the twenty thousand dollars toilet. Good morning,
Speaker 2: and he said he thought it would be covered with jewelry.
Speaker 2: And she's like sitting on the toilet show in her clothes,
Speaker 2: like showing him the massage feature and the heated toilet seat,
Speaker 2: and which is she shouldn't be doing that because she
Speaker 2: sprayed her friend last week.
Speaker 1: I was ready for her to spray him in the face.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it really was.
Speaker 1: Because the way she was sitting, she wouldn't get it
Speaker 1: that he would because his face was going down. I
Speaker 1: was like, yeah, and I don't think he would think
Speaker 1: that was funny because it would mess up with you
Speaker 1: would not mess up his ascot, you know. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she's like, look, there's water massage, baby, and he's
Speaker 2: like massage, Like not with your hands though, And then
Speaker 2: she they go out on the deck and she's tripping
Speaker 2: in her platform wedges and she's like, you need to
Speaker 2: fix this deck, baby, so I can wear these shoes.
Speaker 1: Those shoes.
Speaker 2: Just don't wear those shoes.
Speaker 1: Those are and I understand that she posted about them
Speaker 1: that they're you know, blah blah blah, runway blah blah.
Speaker 1: They are horrendously ugly and do not look comfortable in
Speaker 1: any body. He's ever been pressed in your life will
Speaker 1: tell you that the luxury of being pregnant is you
Speaker 1: don't have to wear stupid shoes. You just And her
Speaker 1: ankles are swollen. She should be in slippers, she should
Speaker 1: be in crops, she should be in a birkenstock. And
Speaker 1: these shoes are a crime against fashion.
Speaker 2: Also, I agree if I were pregnant, six months pregnant,
Speaker 2: I would be wearing fuzzy slippers everywhere, like to the bank,
Speaker 2: to the grocery store and pajamas. So she also I
Speaker 2: did pause on the back of her head and I
Speaker 2: took a screen grab I will show you. You can
Speaker 2: see her clip on extensions and I am terrible at
Speaker 2: things like that. I don't even notice. I was going
Speaker 2: to have you send it to Bunkie Lindsey.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I.
Speaker 2: Saw it so and I was proud of myself. So
Speaker 2: then he points to the barn and says, baby, I
Speaker 2: hate that barn. There's a dying body in there. I'm
Speaker 2: sure of it. That's hilarious. It does look it could
Speaker 2: be a murder. Shit, we don't know. It looked pretty
Speaker 2: nice from the outside though it had like.
Speaker 1: A like a metal roof, like it didn't look like
Speaker 1: like a ye old like amish red barn. That looked scary.
Speaker 1: That was funny.
Speaker 2: There is a huge pile of branches though, that is
Speaker 2: like Blair Witch style. There might be someone living inside
Speaker 2: of that.
Speaker 1: I was like, is add On a true crime nerd
Speaker 1: like us? Wow?
Speaker 2: I think he might be who knew who? There was
Speaker 2: one girl who was Oh, it's a guy with the
Speaker 2: no chin and what's her face? And wow?
Speaker 1: Sam and describe so many people Sam with the no
Speaker 1: chin because Sam was the boy. Yeah, and he had
Speaker 1: the drug problem and so yes, maybe.
Speaker 2: He didn't have a job because of it. Yes, and
Speaker 2: she was They just had a baby on diaries, Yeah,
Speaker 2: the very baby.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yes, she was the one that was into the
Speaker 1: horror movies. Yes, she was.
Speaker 2: She would be like, where is there you taking me?
Speaker 2: There a chainsaw massacre here, like she knew all of
Speaker 2: the movie. So I love that. Uh So then they
Speaker 2: are going to the hotel because the cabin has a
Speaker 2: toilet but nothing else apparently, because you're going to get
Speaker 2: the toilet in first, and he's struggling with the luggage
Speaker 2: and he's he's bitching. He's very I think he's funny.
Speaker 2: I hate him. I don't think he's nice. But he's like,
Speaker 2: why am I nudging Jordan? No, one do help me
Speaker 2: with luggage.
Speaker 1: They're not nearly saying it like at Hampton In or something.
Speaker 1: They're not. I think her luxury lifestyle has been way downgraded.
Speaker 1: That she married somebody else. I think that was. Yeah,
Speaker 1: she got remarried a lot of yeah, because she would
Speaker 1: not like the child before.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you're so right. They were living in like
Speaker 2: a high rise.
Speaker 1: And by the way, he's Muslim and has to have
Speaker 1: the bidet, and you know that hotel didn't have a bidet. Yeah,
Speaker 1: he's gonna have to go to the other house to
Speaker 1: like go to the bathroom.
Speaker 2: Okay, No, well you could get one of those handheld
Speaker 2: portable ones.
Speaker 1: True true, true.
Speaker 2: So that Lauren has said that she uses when she's pregnant,
Speaker 2: so on pillow talk, I don't know. Yeah, So he
Speaker 2: loads the luggage on the luggage rack pushy thing, I
Speaker 2: don't know what it's called, and he pushes her on
Speaker 2: it with the luggage and then he's like they get
Speaker 2: to the room and he's like, why are there black balloons,
Speaker 2: which was the question we've all been wondering, and she goes,
Speaker 2: because she brought this huge it's like the house from
Speaker 2: up but not colorful at all. It's black balloons, and
Speaker 2: she goes, it's classy, baby, it's.
Speaker 1: She okay, just like those shoes. We got it.
Speaker 2: Okay, And then he's like, there's ant in the balloons
Speaker 2: and he can't get it, so then he bites one
Speaker 2: of them to pop it. And then we see the
Speaker 2: hotel room, which apparently she's been sleeping in with her
Speaker 2: children that we're never going to meet and that she
Speaker 2: also is sharing a room with ad non that night,
Speaker 2: like she doesn't she didn't get them a second or
Speaker 2: adjoining room because the kids. We don't know how old
Speaker 2: the kids are, but the hotel room has confetti all
Speaker 2: over the floor and kids toys and he's like there's
Speaker 2: a tornado in the room, like you couldn't have straightened us,
Speaker 2: Like how muchunk here?
Speaker 1: So much?
Speaker 2: It's so much junk food. And so they're all four
Speaker 2: of them going to be in that room there first
Speaker 2: his first night in America.
Speaker 1: I'm sure the kids are with the dad for the
Speaker 1: first couple of nights because it's like it's it's like
Speaker 1: a pampton in type of suite or like a residence
Speaker 1: in or something, because there's the bedroom area and then
Speaker 1: probably the kids are sleeping on the polack couch in
Speaker 1: the main area because they're probably like I think they're
Speaker 1: like eight and five. Yeah, so one area is the
Speaker 1: living room, one area is like her bedroom, and so
Speaker 1: probably for the first couple of nights they'll be alone,
Speaker 1: and then the kids will come and we'll never see them,
Speaker 1: but we will see their disaster and they're awake.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so well if it's the Hampton. And then maybe
Speaker 2: that's why they she didn't have them clean the room
Speaker 2: because they only clean like a week at those like
Speaker 2: long term hotel.
Speaker 1: And also, that's fair, don't make those people clean up.
Speaker 1: You're discussing mass.
Speaker 2: I know, I agree. But also if I came to
Speaker 2: America and traveled for thirty hours and there was literally
Speaker 2: kids stickiness everywhere, I'd be like, but he better get
Speaker 2: used to it if he's going to be a stepdad
Speaker 2: and a dad, get used to it, buddy. So she goes,
Speaker 2: it's hard to keep a room tidy with kids. I'm
Speaker 2: not a tidy person, and she's He's like, well, when
Speaker 2: you better keep our house clean, woman, you know, And
Speaker 2: she's like, okay, sure, And then she's massaging his shoulders
Speaker 2: and she worries that he's too spoiled by the women
Speaker 2: and his family and she might expect that from her,
Speaker 2: which is why she's massaging his shoulders. I guess, so
Speaker 2: maybe you should talk about this expectations, or have thought
Speaker 2: about this before you got pregnant. And then they go off
Speaker 2: to the bedroom and so then the next day they
Speaker 2: are driving to see his brother who lives in the
Speaker 2: US with his wife, and he lived in Boston, but
Speaker 2: he moved to Texas to be near abnon crazy. I
Speaker 2: hope the wife. I hope the wife was on board.
Speaker 2: You don't even know if ad Nah's going to stay
Speaker 2: so and I will.
Speaker 1: I mean, this whole thing with the brother being here,
Speaker 1: I don't think we knew this, and it's this, is
Speaker 1: he married to a Muslle woman? Did he marry an
Speaker 1: American Christian Woman's same as? An interesting? Very interesting m hm.
Speaker 2: So uh. They see the brother Ferris, and the brothers
Speaker 2: hug and are so excited to see each other. It's
Speaker 2: very cute. And then Higer Lily is like, Hi, nice
Speaker 2: to meet you.
Speaker 1: And do you want to think Ferris is like, suck it,
Speaker 1: favorite brother? Their Ferris is here.
Speaker 2: Now I am favorite brother.
Speaker 1: Now I am favorite brother. Now suck it favorite brother?
Speaker 1: Theay or just because you massage is groin on his
Speaker 1: wedding night means nothing.
Speaker 2: I tried to tell Katie about that. She was utterly confused.
Speaker 1: I listened to that. It was funny.
Speaker 2: So they meet, They go to this country club and
Speaker 2: Adnan is excited to play luxury golf, like a luxurious
Speaker 2: businessman who doesn't have a business but he's in America now, So.
Speaker 1: I looked up this place.
Speaker 2: Okay, how much does it cost to play around at golf?
Speaker 1: Eighteen dollars okay, and that's pretty good. And if you
Speaker 1: want to join for a five day week or a
Speaker 1: seven day week, it's like twenty four hundred dollars for
Speaker 1: a year and you could play five or seven days
Speaker 1: a week.
Speaker 2: That sounds really cheap.
Speaker 1: Actually it's a cheap place. I think she probably did
Speaker 1: belong to some very fancy country club that, now that
Speaker 1: she remarries, not allowed to go to anymore.
Speaker 2: Black falls from there. Yeah, so ad None. Oh, they're
Speaker 2: driving the golf cart and Tiger Lily says it's like
Speaker 2: Mario Kart, which I ifought was funny, and I think
Speaker 2: the other is like making noise Mario Kart like Warrio
Speaker 2: noises back at her. But I couldn't tell one hundred
Speaker 2: percent if you knew what that was. He was making
Speaker 2: funny noises that to me could have been Warrio, but
Speaker 2: I'm not one hundred percent sure.
Speaker 1: I also would not know.
Speaker 2: Okay, Mario Kart is like the only game I know.
Speaker 2: So Adnon does not know how to golf, and that
Speaker 2: he's a man so that's not going to stop him.
Speaker 2: And he goes out there and he's chalking up giant
Speaker 2: parts of the turf just such, just saw it is
Speaker 2: flying and he's like, having a great time. So maybe
Speaker 2: a lesson next time, just take a lesson. So they
Speaker 2: sit down to eat and they say they have missed
Speaker 2: two prays to pray, prayer times, and he's gonna and
Speaker 2: he says, are you going to teach the baby to pray?
Speaker 2: And he said yet, of course baby is Muslim, right baby,
Speaker 2: And she's like, yes, baby, and then baby's Muslim, yes, baby,
Speaker 2: And then he said, but I would be happier if
Speaker 2: you became Muslim. And she's like, but when did you
Speaker 2: change your mind? Because you knew I was Christian and
Speaker 2: you were fine with it, and he said, well, I
Speaker 2: didn't change my mind. I always accepted that you were Christian,
Speaker 2: but I hoped that you would become Muslim. And I'm
Speaker 2: just saying it now for the first time.
Speaker 1: So I'm here that we were married and we have
Speaker 1: exactly yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So she says, well, I don't want to change my
Speaker 2: religion for him, and if I wanted to do it
Speaker 2: for myself, that would be different, and Faris goes, yes,
Speaker 2: I like your mind, so he agrees with her. But
Speaker 2: that's when all the guys on the show say that
Speaker 2: are Muslim. They're like, you meant to do it for you.
Speaker 2: I know it sounds like I'm making you and that
Speaker 2: you're doing it for me, but you have to do
Speaker 2: it for.
Speaker 1: You every time. That's what they say. Yeah, are just
Speaker 1: twenty times now?
Speaker 2: Yeah? And on forbid in Love too? Yep, So which
Speaker 2: is that show for coming back? Or did that not
Speaker 2: do well?
Speaker 1: And they take away we don't, Yeah, they really do.
Speaker 2: So in their talking head Tiger Lilli and adn On,
Speaker 2: he says, you're my wife and I'm scared for you
Speaker 2: and I want to protect you and I want to
Speaker 2: save you. And she's like, yike.
Speaker 1: She's like no, baby, but you know what, I don't.
Speaker 2: Why are you talking like preachy like that? I don't
Speaker 2: like that. Baby.
Speaker 1: Does he even know what preachy means?
Speaker 2: Probably no, I don't think he knows how he sounds
Speaker 2: or the language that he's using. But she has heard it.
Speaker 2: She lives in Texas and she knows that that preaching language.
Speaker 2: And she's like, nope.
Speaker 1: Great point, Well, we see what's happening with him. Now
Speaker 1: we see on social media and stuff, so it'll be
Speaker 1: interesting to see how we get there.
Speaker 2: Mmmm.
Speaker 1: And if it's true, and that's what.
Speaker 2: If it's she's leaning into the trad wife Muslim wife
Speaker 2: for the engagement on social media.
Speaker 1: And to sell the clothing that she's trying to sell, right, totally,
Speaker 1: totally the business that they have of selling these clothes.
Speaker 1: Yeah they're not, they're noxious.
Speaker 2: Okay, smart, it's smart business move, it is, it is.
Speaker 2: But if you don't believe it, that's gross.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well we'll see, we shall see. Okay, let's move
Speaker 1: it on to Darce and Georgie Bulgarian and Georgie so
Speaker 1: speaking of Eastern European men. So she's shopping, she's trying
Speaker 1: to find some more conservative clothes, and she's with this
Speaker 1: girl Roxy that you remember is also married to a
Speaker 1: Bulgarian guy, and she comes out and she's in like this.
Speaker 1: Darcy comes down and she's like this black high neck
Speaker 1: dress with their arms out, which seems pretty conservative to me,
Speaker 1: and Roxy goes, no, no, no, no no, this is
Speaker 1: for Beverly Hills, not Bulgaria. And then she goes, well,
Speaker 1: what if I've been on this jacket like what if
Speaker 1: we're going out like a date night, like a nice restaurant.
Speaker 1: It's got like random sequence hanging. It's a hideous this jacket, yeah,
Speaker 1: I mean, and she's like.
Speaker 2: This reminded me of nineties style that's coming back or
Speaker 2: has already been back, the jackets with like the big
Speaker 2: studs sequence and stuff.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, I don't like it. And she says.
Speaker 1: Roxy goes, no, you cannot do this, no, no, no,
Speaker 1: no no, this is you're going to Bulgaria. If you
Speaker 1: don't earn the respect, you will get sent back. You
Speaker 1: get sent back here to States. You can't embarrass the Darcy.
Speaker 1: Let's tone this outfit down with some flats. She's cause
Speaker 1: she's got on like a Chanel lookalike kind of outfit. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And so Darcy takes her shoes off to show her
Speaker 1: like how short she really is. She's like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 1: this family is tall and it's crazy. And Roxy is
Speaker 1: trying really hard to help her. She's like, I'm married
Speaker 1: to a guy from Bulgaria. I can tell you this
Speaker 1: happened to me. I went over there because I'm always
Speaker 1: in like tank tops and you know, leggings, and they
Speaker 1: don't like it. And then she's telling her, you need
Speaker 1: to get rid of those long nails. You need to
Speaker 1: get some mom nails. I was like, should I be offended?
Speaker 1: Do I have mom nails? Probably? So I bite mym
Speaker 1: and you got to remove these lashes. And she says,
Speaker 1: you don't want to be flashy, you want to be respectful,
Speaker 1: blah blah blah. So Darcy takes herself the clothes that
Speaker 1: she wears just to go to like a beauty appointment
Speaker 1: or things that I would never wear on like a
Speaker 1: night out. It is like a sheer half outfit with
Speaker 1: like the glance. It's crazy. So she goes.
Speaker 2: Then I know Keisha is screaming because I heard all
Speaker 2: your episodes about the flesh tone bodysuit. I love after
Speaker 2: your lockup too.
Speaker 1: So many of you have so many flesh colored bodysuits,
Speaker 1: so many Why why? So they go to this AFL
Speaker 1: beaudy bar and we see Fatima. So Fatima, I guess
Speaker 1: it's the f and AFL wasn't Fatima at the bachelorette
Speaker 1: party for Stacy.
Speaker 2: She looks very familiar to me.
Speaker 1: She's very familiar in this realm, and I feel like
Speaker 1: Fatima was at the bachelorette party of Stacy when Georgie
Speaker 1: and not Florian, but the guy with a spiky hair
Speaker 1: got into a fight the friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, the guy that's like their brother.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I feel so. I feel like Fatima was there
Speaker 1: that night.
Speaker 2: Yeah that's possible.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and we've seen her the friend Leslie. We see Leslie.
Speaker 1: We've seen Leslie quite a bit. And she walks in like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you look amazing girl. Look at you runway.
Speaker 1: Oh my gosh, you look like a doll. It looks
Speaker 1: like a Barbie. You're incredible, quite encouraging her.
Speaker 2: What kind of doll does she look like? That Annabelle
Speaker 2: doll that kills people?
Speaker 1: The brats dolls?
Speaker 2: Is it? It's not Megan, She's not another season no
Speaker 2: blossoing and killing people.
Speaker 1: So Darcy goes, okay, so she does a brat stall.
Speaker 1: That's exactly right, Yes she does. And she goes, listen,
Speaker 1: I'm in here. I gotta I gotta tone down my lashes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I gotta tone them down. I can't. I can't tone
Speaker 1: down this. Can't tone down this, the boobs that the
Speaker 1: button has a face. I can't tone all that down.
Speaker 1: It's just what it is. The lashes.
Speaker 2: It's not just what it is. You weren't born like that.
Speaker 1: No, you did it yourself.
Speaker 2: You did your chill.
Speaker 1: She goes, the lashes are gonna help. They're gonna make
Speaker 1: me look more conservative. Okay, and you know this is
Speaker 1: a big deal. It's the big deal. I'm having to
Speaker 1: change a piece of myself with the lashes. So they
Speaker 1: show her the lashes, right, And this reminds me like
Speaker 1: when you go to the groomer and they show you
Speaker 1: how short you want your dog's hair. It's like one, two,
Speaker 1: three or four, right, yeah, and the one is the
Speaker 1: lowest shaved level you can give the dog, and then
Speaker 1: the five because I think you still want a little fluff.
Speaker 1: So they're showing her the sixteen sixteen, which I have
Speaker 1: to assume is like centimeters, Yeah, sixteen on your face, tarantula,
Speaker 1: the biggest ones you could possibly do, or the like
Speaker 1: the sixes, which would probably be just like a normal
Speaker 1: person would get a couple on the edges to go
Speaker 1: to an event. She was like, look, I know you
Speaker 1: like the sixties. Why don't we go down to like
Speaker 1: the like the seven nines or whatever. And I have
Speaker 1: to assume that means like they started seven in the
Speaker 1: middle and go out to nine on the outer edge,
Speaker 1: and she goes, Okay, I'm gonna do it. Yep, you're right, Okay,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be brave, gonna be brave, I'm gonna.
Speaker 3: Go do it.
Speaker 1: Go for the thirteens, going for the thirteens. So she
Speaker 1: went down one size.
Speaker 2: She went she is acting like she has given up
Speaker 2: a part of herself, like she's one of her horror
Speaker 2: cruxes just died, and like, but this is true, like
Speaker 2: body dysmorphia, like that, she is so attached to her
Speaker 2: looks that this is she literally she feels like she's
Speaker 2: giving up a part of herself.
Speaker 1: And maybe that's why the l Yeah, maybe that's why
Speaker 1: the friends are all like, oh my god, it's so great.
Speaker 1: You know, they're trying to encourage her. So she goes,
Speaker 1: I said, here's the thing. My eyes are bald, losing
Speaker 1: care down there all over. You know what a little
Speaker 1: last nightbody little last never hurt nobody.
Speaker 2: Okay, yours hurt me. And also your eyebrows being black
Speaker 2: hurt me.
Speaker 1: They're very very muppet they muppet ready. Yeah, So then
Speaker 1: they discuss how Georgie had this job for a while
Speaker 1: that he didn't even tell her about, and then he
Speaker 1: got a promotion at this new job and she's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: it's crazy, and they're like, you're married, Like that's really weird.
Speaker 1: I think he's trying to, like again, like we thought
Speaker 1: before when he was hiding money in his sock drawer,
Speaker 1: I think he's trying to save up his money to
Speaker 1: get away from her. And she goes, yeah, What I'm
Speaker 1: hoping is that with this trip and everything and how
Speaker 1: he was finally honest with me that he got a
Speaker 1: promotion at his job or that he had a job
Speaker 1: at all, I'm hoping we're going to work towards transparency.
Speaker 1: We're going to work on our relationship and want me
Speaker 1: to see Georgie's left her side like so means vulnerable.
Speaker 1: Don't like to see it.
Speaker 2: So maybe transparency before you get married.
Speaker 1: I think if your husband gets a job, he should
Speaker 1: tell you, yeah, that's She's not wrong.
Speaker 2: She's and I feel like he gaslights her by making
Speaker 2: her think it's normal or other men have made her
Speaker 2: think that this is normal or whatever. But this is
Speaker 2: not normal.
Speaker 1: Why do you need to know where I go from
Speaker 1: nine to seven? Who cares?
Speaker 2: Mind?
Speaker 1: Your business.
Speaker 2: Well maybe because her dad was in like the CIA
Speaker 2: or whatever. You said. Yeah, she's us. She's used to
Speaker 2: some secrecy.
Speaker 1: She's pretty sure Georgie's not the CIA. So now we
Speaker 1: see the production just does her dirty as like Darcy's
Speaker 1: normal look, Darcy's new look, and look, I gotta say,
Speaker 1: the new ones do look better, and they are not
Speaker 1: quite so crazy and listen, maybe maybe next time will
Speaker 1: step down to a nine. But she she could always
Speaker 1: step down to thirteen. That's all she could do.
Speaker 2: I actually thought the first the originals looked better because
Speaker 2: I felt like they matched the rest of her look.
Speaker 2: They match her extreme bleached hair, her extreme eyebrows, her
Speaker 2: extreme lips. She looks like she should be living at
Speaker 2: the Capitol in the Hunger Games. But now her eyelashes
Speaker 2: look slightly less so so it almost looks a little
Speaker 2: weird to me.
Speaker 1: Oh no, I like the younger ones, so the new ones.
Speaker 1: So she turns around. This is when they all go,
Speaker 1: oh my god, you look so young, so fresh. Who
Speaker 1: would ever have known you don't even need all those slashes?
Speaker 1: Look at you, Darcy, you look so great. And I
Speaker 1: wonder if this is their like reverse psychology of like
Speaker 1: if we tell her, maybe then she'll lessen something else.
Speaker 1: Maybe she'll get the giant boobs taken out. Maybe she'll
Speaker 1: stop with the filler and the fox eye thing. And
Speaker 1: you know, so her talking ahead, she goes, Yep, Georgie
Speaker 1: and I were going to Bulgaria, and really this is
Speaker 1: our honeymoons had on anymoon, and I want to dress respectfully,
Speaker 1: but you know we're not going to be with family
Speaker 1: the whole time. I can pack some sexy stuff. I
Speaker 1: can get sexy.
Speaker 2: Okay, oh my god.
Speaker 1: So now we see your packing and packing in the
Speaker 1: living room as a trope as we have on these shows.
Speaker 1: I've never said it. She's literally like smacking her own ass, like, yeah,
Speaker 1: look at this, she still got it? Yeah girl, yeah.
Speaker 2: Oh she has to be her own hype person because
Speaker 2: her husband does not even like her as a person.
Speaker 1: She's like looking at this laundry, going, yeah, girl still
Speaker 1: got it. Uh yeah.
Speaker 2: I was like, who's who are you talking to? Oh
Speaker 2: my god?
Speaker 1: So you really do wonder when there are no cameras
Speaker 1: there and Darcy and or Stacy are walking around their
Speaker 1: apartments alone, if they do still quote mantras to themselves
Speaker 1: under their.
Speaker 2: Pa I think so, yeah, you cal powers love it,
Speaker 2: sexy fifty and sexy, still got a girl.
Speaker 1: Still got it?
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like as you're heating up, you're like young boozy
Speaker 2: in the microwave. Still cat it. I'm still sexy, like
Speaker 2: oh yeah, oh oh got it, oh moist love it.
Speaker 1: Juicy, juicy, juicy ah ah huh yeah oh yeah.
Speaker 2: Sixy, just like sexy pasta. Juicy juice is dripping down
Speaker 2: my chin, Like, who are you trying to turn on yourself?
Speaker 1: So crazy?
Speaker 2: The dog? What are you doing?
Speaker 1: So she goes, Okay, that's good. Bag one of four done,
Speaker 1: and he goes, can I ask you something in those
Speaker 1: four bags? You have any appropriate clothes in the four bags?
Speaker 1: And she pulls up a silk blouse. She goes, look
Speaker 1: at this conservative silk blouse. See silk. And he goes,
Speaker 1: I know what you need. You need comfortable clothes too.
Speaker 1: She goes, I got it, I've got I've got it.
Speaker 1: I figured it out. And so she's wearing a black
Speaker 1: cat suit, you know, with her boobs out, and I think,
Speaker 1: but she is bob She buys clothes for her size,
Speaker 1: which is probably like a small because she's a tiny person.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but her.
Speaker 1: Boobs are an XL. Right, so yeah, so she goes,
Speaker 1: what about this? What about what I'm wearing? And he goes,
Speaker 1: oh my god, your boobs is out, and she goes,
Speaker 1: but look, babe, I'm gonna put on this giant coat.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna no one's people. We're gonna like stop me
Speaker 1: in the airport to be like, oh my gosh, is
Speaker 1: this what's his name, George whatever with the crazy hair,
Speaker 1: George Clinton and the p funk. Yeah, look at me,
Speaker 1: look at me everything.
Speaker 2: She looks like a mob wife.
Speaker 1: Everything she has has tags on it. Every single thing
Speaker 1: she pulls out has a tag on it. She's like,
Speaker 1: we do, I'm going to return this, but I don't
Speaker 1: wear it. So so she shows the coat. She's like,
Speaker 1: it's like a blanket discovered. Everything's clever. See now, Meanwhile
Speaker 1: he's talking, she is wishing around these various scarves. Okay,
Speaker 1: later we see she has a Christian duer went on,
Speaker 1: but this one is Chanelle. These are all fake, I'm
Speaker 1: telling you right now, okay, and she's, uh, I don't
Speaker 1: know that. I have no evidence of that, other than
Speaker 1: she would be living on the street if she actually
Speaker 1: if all this stuff was actually designer, it would as
Speaker 1: way to funny. So she's messing around with the scarves
Speaker 1: to see how she could do it, and she goes,
Speaker 1: I've toned it down a lot. Look about the lash. Yes,
Speaker 1: look look at me. Look, I'm a practicing Now buy
Speaker 1: now can you use can you say? Look?
Speaker 2: Look?
Speaker 1: And he goes, Darcy, they look same, they look same,
Speaker 1: and she goes, oh my god, no, they're I have
Speaker 1: a sixty now I'm thirteen. Okay, it's a big, big
Speaker 1: change for me. So he says in his tocket head, Oh,
Speaker 1: thank you Darcy for listening to me. With this natural
Speaker 1: looking eyelash, I'm one hundred percent sure of my parents.
Speaker 1: They're not going to notice your big cleavage, your super shoes,
Speaker 1: and your short skirts. Oh my god, the Darcy thinking.
Speaker 1: I mean, it's shocking sometimes, but hopefully now with short eyelashes,
Speaker 1: she could see better to see how inappropriate she dress. Yeah, Georgie,
Speaker 1: shut up, this is the girl that you married. I'm
Speaker 1: getting Really, I like to make fun of Darcy as
Speaker 1: much as the next person. Yeah, but he's pissed me off.
Speaker 2: No, it's it seems like he does not even like her, like,
Speaker 2: let alone in love with her. Like, do you even
Speaker 2: like her?
Speaker 1: It's not great, and he's talking so badly about her
Speaker 1: behind her back to her, and then like when he
Speaker 1: came to her, we didn't get to talk about when
Speaker 1: he showed up at a birthday party last week, He's like, whooh,
Speaker 1: like it's about him. I was like, it's not your birthday.
Speaker 1: I'm getting a corner somewhere with Florian. So she says,
Speaker 1: don't worry, I'm gonna dress for the occasion when I
Speaker 1: need to. Whatever it is, it's okay, it's no big deal.
Speaker 1: I got it, and he goes, I don't want to
Speaker 1: talk about these same things over and over. You don't
Speaker 1: respect what I say. It's kissing me off. Your boobs
Speaker 1: are out uncovered. I don't want you walking in like
Speaker 1: this in the streets of Bulgaria because people will think
Speaker 1: you prostitute herr.
Speaker 2: I mean, that's rude as hell. But he's not wrong,
Speaker 2: and he did make himself clear. Like, and she is
Speaker 2: in delusion if she thinks that she can wear that
Speaker 2: top with it. I mean, like literally you can almost
Speaker 2: sea nipple, like.
Speaker 1: This is the airplane outfit, which.
Speaker 2: That's true, that's true, and.
Speaker 1: It won't be comfortable on the airplane, but she's trying
Speaker 1: to look a certain way in the Miami airport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then she's going to change on the plane
Speaker 2: when they're flying into Boldova.
Speaker 1: Throw a sweater over it to find a sweater that'll
Speaker 1: fiddle those giant knockers. So meanwhile, when he's like, people
Speaker 1: think you prostituted herr, she's not offended at all. She's
Speaker 1: just whipping these fake scarves all yeah, And she goes,
Speaker 1: I'm not a host of it. I'm not even finish gettingdressed.
Speaker 1: You don't even know what all I'm gonna wear. And
Speaker 1: he goes, you don't care. You're not thinking about me,
Speaker 1: you don't care about this trip.
Speaker 2: And okay, that's not true. Look at all those tags
Speaker 2: she went shopping, she's been chopping she got she went down,
Speaker 2: taking three sizes on her eyelashes.
Speaker 1: And then talking to it, he goes, I'm very worried
Speaker 1: about this trip. The women in Bulgaria, they just don't
Speaker 1: dress like this, especially at fifty years old. And I
Speaker 1: worry about what my family and friends will think about her,
Speaker 1: and also of me because I'm married to her.
Speaker 2: So that's the probles it. Yeah, that's it here embarrassed.
Speaker 1: Because this is the kind of gal he liked in
Speaker 1: Connecticut and Miami. Yeah, and when I think initially met
Speaker 1: her in New York, this was what she Now it's
Speaker 1: ramped up quite a bit since he was first with her,
Speaker 1: but they've been married a year now. This is what
Speaker 1: he married. He doesn't want his family to think ill
Speaker 1: of him because he married a woman that keeps herself
Speaker 1: this way. Right, Okay, Well, I don't know what to
Speaker 1: tell you, Georgie. You got yourself into quid.
Speaker 2: Apickle, you did, Yeah, maybe go and stand up for
Speaker 2: your choices and stand up for your for your life.
Speaker 2: She pays for everything and has stuck with me despite
Speaker 2: me cheating on her, So it's fine that she dresses
Speaker 2: like this.
Speaker 1: And also, don't mention that she's fifty, because that has
Speaker 1: nothing to do with it.
Speaker 2: She can dress however she wants at any age. She's darcy.
Speaker 2: God damn it.
Speaker 1: So she's like, I love you, Let's make this fun,
Speaker 1: let's not get angry, let's listen to each other, let's communicate,
Speaker 1: and he goes, listen, you're showing effort by saying I
Speaker 1: love you, and bulgarian over and over, She's like ging
Speaker 1: gets one sound love Bulgarian jingch. He goes, Okay, you're
Speaker 1: making effort. Let's go, and he goes, I apologize. I'm
Speaker 1: very stressed about this trip, you know, let's go. So
Speaker 1: go to the airport and the talking head she cries
Speaker 1: just for no reason. She's just standing there and goes, yeah,
Speaker 1: going to Bulgaria. I'm so excited.
Speaker 2: Just out of the over she goes, Oh my god,
Speaker 2: my giver. I want them to feel my love and
Speaker 2: that I'm always had its back. I want them to
Speaker 2: feel I want to feel that love and return. And
Speaker 2: I was like, I'm hearing a lot of eyes in
Speaker 2: that sentence that you you are trying to show how
Speaker 2: great you are, how much you love him, how much
Speaker 2: you've supported him, how much you've paid for and you
Speaker 2: want that love in return from his family. So we
Speaker 2: should get all about you, Darcy.
Speaker 1: I'm a giver. I want to give love. I love
Speaker 1: their son. I want them to know how much I
Speaker 1: love their son, and I want to feel their love.
Speaker 1: These people have never met you. Cover up your boobs.
Speaker 1: I don't know what to tell you, girl. Yeah all right,
Speaker 1: well listen, it wouldn't be a good episode of Darcy
Speaker 1: didn't cry at something ridiculous, So we're here for it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: we're going to finish up like we have done the
Speaker 1: last twenty six times and seasons of us talking about this,
Speaker 1: which is with the Jasmine and Gino and they're on
Speaker 1: your turf now, so let's see.
Speaker 2: Oh boy, thank you God. So happy about this change
Speaker 2: in programming. So Fino is telling cousin Dana about the
Speaker 2: ice bar in Vegas and the ice boobies, and Dana
Speaker 2: is like, oh, wow, is the word.
Speaker 1: That they were leaping out?
Speaker 2: I think titties okayan or tits yeah, and Danna's with.
Speaker 1: Boob with breastlessness yeah.
Speaker 2: And Dana's like, wow, okay, wow, it's not like that
Speaker 2: in Michigan. So and he goes, and Gino goes, and
Speaker 2: then we kissed, and Dana goes, did your lips get
Speaker 2: stuck together? Because he's seen a Christmas Story too, and uh,
Speaker 2: these are real deep fears if you've seen that movie.
Speaker 2: So Gino says that Danna thought, you know, you were
Speaker 2: thought I was crazy to do the open marriage, but
Speaker 2: you supported me the whole time, and Dana Dana goes,
Speaker 2: It's never a dull moment with you, Gino and I
Speaker 2: was like, Dana is only friends with Gino because of
Speaker 2: the stories, because he's like, Dana is growing a rattail
Speaker 2: if you noticed it in the back, because he is
Speaker 2: so bored with his life, and he's like, my crazy
Speaker 2: cousin Gino has the best stories. He's life. It's really weird.
Speaker 2: It's like a cow lick in the back at the
Speaker 2: bottom and it's dangling and it's not thin like a
Speaker 2: real rat tail yet, but it's like a mullet. It's
Speaker 2: doing something back there.
Speaker 1: I can tell you Michelle's Michelle's not gonna like that.
Speaker 2: Michelle's not going to stand for that. Dana maybe is
Speaker 2: going through like a midlife crisis or something, so but
Speaker 2: he loves hearing the stories from wild cousin Gino. So
Speaker 2: Gino is like, yeah, I know I need to talk
Speaker 2: to Giasmin, but I'm worried that Jasmine might be so
Speaker 2: mad that she runs me over in the car in
Speaker 2: the parking lot and then Google's hoss long to die
Speaker 2: in snow. So Dana tells Gino, Okay, well you should
Speaker 2: meet with her, but you know you shouldn't be scared
Speaker 2: because she's told Michelle that she still loves you, and
Speaker 2: she's waiting for you, and she know is like, yeah,
Speaker 2: she's probably lying because she lied to me about everything,
Speaker 2: And I was like, okay, but so did you, pot kettle.
Speaker 2: You lied about a pageant things a lot. Yeah, so,
Speaker 2: and you sent her naked pictures to your ex never forget,
Speaker 2: and you gave her a toothbrush. So meanwhile, I haven't
Speaker 2: No one's forgotten. So did you see that post I
Speaker 2: sent you with the people's favorite screenshots from the show
Speaker 2: and one of them with the toothbrush on the ground.
Speaker 2: So meanwhile, Jasmine is putting on a face mask and
Speaker 2: she's getting in that heat box sweat home sauna. I
Speaker 2: don't know what. I don't know what. You call it home.
Speaker 2: You zip it up home sauna, and you zip it
Speaker 2: up and then just your head is out. And poor
Speaker 2: Coco comes home with Matt and can't get to her,
Speaker 2: and I was like, Coco, Oh, I love Coco. So
Speaker 2: she tells Matt Gino sent me an email, and Matt says, oh,
Speaker 2: he knows how to use the internet. He makes these subtle,
Speaker 2: not subtle, totally unsubtle digs about Gino's age all the time,
Speaker 2: and it's hilarious. But also they're so like not witty,
Speaker 2: they're so like obvious, you know, because it's Matt. So
Speaker 2: he's like, oh, he has a computer. Okay, So he
Speaker 2: wants to Gina wants to meet Jasmine at the park
Speaker 2: during the day in public, so there's less likely to
Speaker 2: be a homicide. And Matt is like, okay, if you
Speaker 2: guys get back together, how does this affect me and
Speaker 2: my bang buddy? And we still bang And he tells
Speaker 2: us I have feelings for Jasmine and I don't want
Speaker 2: her to go back to Gino. And he has feelings
Speaker 2: in the way like a Jim Bro has feelings like
Speaker 2: I think he had does love, like have feelings for her,
Speaker 2: but it's like the most that he's capable, Like, oh,
Speaker 2: I think he's a little man. I don't think so,
Speaker 2: how what do you think if.
Speaker 1: You think I think he's well, I think she found
Speaker 1: this new boyfriend and they came up with this whole
Speaker 1: plan to say open marriage, and she got I think
Speaker 1: Jasmine and Gino are in on it together this whole time,
Speaker 1: and then Gino would only agree to this whole long
Speaker 1: drawn out plan of saying the open marriage in Matt.
Speaker 1: And now she's got the new boyfriend if he can
Speaker 1: have a redemption arc of showing that he will kiss
Speaker 1: another woman, and I believe now he's on the single life.
Speaker 1: So Gino's like, I'll only agree to drag this out
Speaker 1: for three more seasons of three different you know, franchises
Speaker 1: if in the end I'm shown not to have a
Speaker 1: non working winner.
Speaker 2: But what do you think Matt thinks? I was talking
Speaker 2: about Matt?
Speaker 1: No, I know. I think Matt is also in on
Speaker 1: it because he is Jasmine's new boyfriend and they did
Speaker 1: get pregnant on purpose, I think.
Speaker 2: So do you think he loves Jasmine?
Speaker 1: Yes, I think they are a real couple that is
Speaker 1: in love. They even did They even did their version
Speaker 1: of the Coldplay concert couple, which.
Speaker 2: Is that funny.
Speaker 1: It was funny things that things that you should have
Speaker 1: done instead, like the first one they can't camera, just
Speaker 1: wave heyy, and then the other one was like pretended
Speaker 1: the woman's doing the Heimlich.
Speaker 2: It was really I love that.
Speaker 1: It was very that's funny.
Speaker 2: Okay, well, she's funny, she's hilarious.
Speaker 1: She's hilarious. Pretty mean, but she's hilarious, and I think
Speaker 1: Matt person No, I hadn't seen her other kids in years.
Speaker 2: Yeah, doesn't care. So he's She says, if Gino says
Speaker 2: that we have to stop banging, we have to stop
Speaker 2: and I will miss you, and she starts to cry.
Speaker 2: And Coco is on Matt's lap because Coco definitely prefers Matt,
Speaker 2: and I do feel like dog snow and Gino was
Speaker 2: always like Coco, but like didn't pet Coco a lot.
Speaker 2: There wasn't like a lot of physical contact. And I
Speaker 2: feel like Coco really loves Matt. So she puts on
Speaker 2: no pants and thigh high boots so that I don't
Speaker 2: know if they could just go banging out in the
Speaker 2: parking lot. She's ready to go, and Matt says, you know, okay,
Speaker 2: good luck. I'm just a phone call away. And he
Speaker 2: hopes that Gino will show him his true self and
Speaker 2: Jasmine will realize that she should give him a chance.
Speaker 2: And so Gino is in the parking lot. He's brought
Speaker 2: some of her clothes and then he starts smelling them,
Speaker 2: which wasn't creepy at all, not.
Speaker 1: At all, Yeah, weird at all, like really prolonged sniffing.
Speaker 2: Sniffing in a parking lot. If there was a children's
Speaker 2: like jungle cham near by. I would take my children home,
Speaker 2: call the police, call the police, and I would drive
Speaker 2: home on a different route that than we normally take.
Speaker 2: So he also brought her coffee machine because she loves
Speaker 2: that coffee machine. I guess, like it's been four months,
Speaker 2: I'm assuming she has found a new coffee solution at
Speaker 2: Matt's house.
Speaker 1: So she target, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: He has not been sleeping because he's been trying to
Speaker 2: decide what to do between Jasmine and Natalie. But today,
Speaker 2: just today, he found out that she cheated on him
Speaker 2: before the open marriage, and that makes it his decision
Speaker 2: much easier. So meanwhile, Jasmine shows up in no pants
Speaker 2: thinking I might sleep in my own bed tonight with
Speaker 2: my husband.
Speaker 1: She shouldn't think that, come on, no, no.
Speaker 2: But she did wear no pants, so she's ready for
Speaker 2: the occasion.
Speaker 1: She's in a dress. Kimberly, I think it's just I
Speaker 1: think it's like a big flannel shirt dress situation that
Speaker 1: she belted so terrible. Okay, should have good style.
Speaker 2: See her vagina. So she walked and sees the coffee
Speaker 2: machine and her clothes and is like, this is not
Speaker 2: what I expected. I thought we were making up and
Speaker 2: so she says, you know what's going on? Where have
Speaker 2: you been recently? And he's like, where have I been recently?
Speaker 2: What do you mean? And she's like, you were gone
Speaker 2: with a woman and he goes, yeah, I went to
Speaker 2: Vegas to see a woman. I suck some ice boobies.
Speaker 2: It was great. We had a great time. And she's like,
Speaker 2: you are married, and he's like, well, I did have
Speaker 2: a good time with Natalie because we just fight all
Speaker 2: the time, and I had a great time with her.
Speaker 2: And Jasmine's like, how long were you with her? And
Speaker 2: for how many days? He's like three days. She's like,
Speaker 2: so you're comparing a three day bang trip in Vegas
Speaker 2: to a five year relationship in Bitchigan. That is not
Speaker 2: a fair comparison at all. And you are too old
Speaker 2: for this. I could make any man the happiest he's
Speaker 2: ever been for three days.
Speaker 1: Like watch that.
Speaker 2: I can hide my crazy for three days, right, like
Speaker 2: seventy two hours. I can do it. I don't know
Speaker 2: if she can do it. I actually don't know if
Speaker 2: she could. I think I think she's pretty manipulative and
Speaker 2: I think she could do it. So you don't know
Speaker 2: anything about Natalie. You spent seventy two hours with her
Speaker 2: in Vegas like calm down. So she he says, well,
Speaker 2: that's not fair because we've been fighting since you got here,
Speaker 2: and we always got along in Piano.
Speaker 1: Ma, what roll the tape, roll the tape.
Speaker 2: What I'm sorry are we Let's go back to the
Speaker 2: knives situation when he couldn't cut because he didn't have
Speaker 2: the proper knives, and you guys were screaming at each
Speaker 2: other and I thought you one of you was going
Speaker 2: to push the other one off of that high rise balcony. Yes,
Speaker 2: in front of her poor sister niece slash daughter, sister
Speaker 2: dollaged whatever an Coco would have to see that in
Speaker 2: the same build that Dan lives in.
Speaker 1: I mean, we always got along in Panama. No, they
Speaker 1: didn't remember when they stayed at some hotel and she
Speaker 1: went down two floors and had a bachelorette party. I mean, no, it's.
Speaker 2: A male stripper and left him alone in the room.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they didn't all.
Speaker 2: Okay, listen, were you screamed in the hotel gym and
Speaker 2: scared production and I thought you were going to kill someone?
Speaker 1: That Also, the toothbrush incident happened also in Panama. They
Speaker 1: were occasion. Don't just piss on my leg and tell
Speaker 1: me it's raining, Matt Sharp, No, we've seen this show.
Speaker 1: You didn't always remember.
Speaker 2: The toothbrush con So he she starts crying, and she says,
Speaker 2: I'm such an idiot. She does her tele in novella,
Speaker 2: I'm such an idiot. I missed you so much and
Speaker 2: my stuff is still in boxes because I've been waiting
Speaker 2: for you. And he says, you broke the rules. You
Speaker 2: were going to the gym for eight hours a day,
Speaker 2: and you were probably not even at the gym, you
Speaker 2: were having sex. But but the bigger issue is I
Speaker 2: just found out today coincidentally that you were cheating on
Speaker 2: him four months before the open marriage. I looked at
Speaker 2: your phone.
Speaker 1: He never says the open marriage. Did you notice he
Speaker 1: just says open marriage, Just like when he used to
Speaker 1: say she wants to come to USA. He keeps just
Speaker 1: saying open marriage. Before we agreed to open marriage, and
Speaker 1: you were talking to him four months before the resort
Speaker 1: and open marriage. He never says the open marriage.
Speaker 2: It's very very funny. Yeah, I have to I'm gonna
Speaker 2: watch for that. Yeah. So he's like, I looked at
Speaker 2: phone records. You were calling Matt, and he's like.
Speaker 3: You were What the fuck is this?
Speaker 2: And he gause his voice kids so high, yeah, and
Speaker 2: like miles away. Coco is like, oh her mind was.
Speaker 1: Is that that guy that used to yell at my mom?
Speaker 2: Yeah, with the hats, so the hats that smelled that.
Speaker 2: So she said we were friends. That's why I called him.
Speaker 2: And he says, this was before therapy. You were talking
Speaker 2: to him from two minutes to sixty minutes, like okay,
Speaker 2: big range, and he says, I should have gone with
Speaker 2: my instincts when you brought up open marriage. I knew
Speaker 2: that you were already cheating, and you told convinced me
Speaker 2: that you weren't. And then we they roll the clip
Speaker 2: of her gaslighting him and convincing her that him that
Speaker 2: you know, she hasn't been cheating, and she says, I
Speaker 2: was not dating Matt. These are serious accusations. I swear
Speaker 2: on my life I didn't cheat. But she's not that upset,
Speaker 2: which makes me think it's all true. She's not upset enough.
Speaker 2: I think she did cheat. I think it's emotionally cheating,
Speaker 2: even if she didn't sleep with him, and and I mean,
Speaker 2: she was talking to another man for hours at a
Speaker 2: time on the phone.
Speaker 1: She was all agreed upon for this storyline, That's what
Speaker 1: I think. So I think she's able to say I
Speaker 1: wasn't cheating because we agreed upon it.
Speaker 2: I agreed on it. Yeah, she says, I swear on
Speaker 2: my life, I didn't cheat. I thought she was going
Speaker 2: to say, I swear on my children, but she has
Speaker 2: forgotten about the children.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's forgot kids.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Yeah. So she's like, God, send me the worst
Speaker 2: disease if I cheated on Gino. So now she's trying
Speaker 2: to guesslight us. So then all of a sudden, it's
Speaker 2: nighttime because they've been in that parking lot for way
Speaker 2: too long and there are no more children left at
Speaker 2: the park, thank god. And he's still talking about the
Speaker 2: phone records. I saw the phone records. And then the
Speaker 2: crickets outside are going nuts because they're hoping to drown
Speaker 2: out this horrible screechee fighting. And she says, I had
Speaker 2: to call mat to have him drive me to the
Speaker 2: gym because you said you wouldn't drive me. So that's
Speaker 2: what those two minute phone calls were, right, not the
Speaker 2: sixty minute. And she's like, where's your evidence? And he goes,
Speaker 2: I'll print it for you. I have a printer. I'm
Speaker 2: gonna need more toner because my printer is low on ink,
Speaker 2: but I will print it for you.
Speaker 1: Where's Matt when you need him to like jump up
Speaker 1: from behind the gard But like I told you, he
Speaker 1: was old, he's gonna print. He is a printer.
Speaker 2: Is he gonna fax it too? So he's eric a telegram.
Speaker 2: So he says, you know what, I want a divorce
Speaker 2: And she goes and she like you kind of see
Speaker 2: something like flash over her eyes, like oh, we're doing
Speaker 2: this now, like like either this is fake and we're
Speaker 2: doing the divorce storyline or I can't manipulate him anymore,
Speaker 2: like because she doesn't even try to fight. She's like,
Speaker 2: I'm not gonna beg okay. So she takes her clothes
Speaker 2: and it's like almost sad sack, like Charlie Brown music playing,
Speaker 2: and she takes her clothes out of his car and
Speaker 2: puts them on the ground in the parking lot.
Speaker 1: Interesting choice, yeah.
Speaker 2: And then he goes, there are no hats in there.
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure they're and she's like, no,
Speaker 2: there are no hats, you know. And then he comes
Speaker 2: over and checks he lifts up the yogamet. He's like,
Speaker 2: I just want to make sure nothing got stuck in
Speaker 2: there or something, because I have.
Speaker 1: Twelve to fifteen hats in the backseat of mind.
Speaker 2: Buy a new hat, Yeah, buy a new hat. Are
Speaker 2: those not like ten dollar hats that you're wearing all
Speaker 2: the time? Are they expensive hats?
Speaker 1: Linding also put the yoga mat down first and put
Speaker 1: the clothes on top.
Speaker 2: Clothes on top, yeah. Yeah. So he goes, well, it's
Speaker 2: it's sad that it ended this way, and she goes,
Speaker 2: it's all my fault and be at peace. Told them
Speaker 2: to be at peace. And then she sits down on
Speaker 2: the pile of clothes and the yogamet and he backs
Speaker 2: up the mini van and almost hits her with the car.
Speaker 1: Yes, so close.
Speaker 2: It was so close. I was like, does he have
Speaker 2: a backup camera? Because he's not even slowing down and
Speaker 2: she doesn't move. She's sort of like, I either it's
Speaker 2: not as close as it looked, or she's just like,
Speaker 2: run me over and I'll be a real victim and
Speaker 2: it'll be gold for TV. So she says, you know,
Speaker 2: then she's you know, in her talking head, she's now
Speaker 2: flipped it to be Natalie's fault because it was all
Speaker 2: her fault. But now it's all Natalie's fault. She's like,
Speaker 2: he never thought about divorce until he went to Vegas
Speaker 2: with that woman. That woman put this idea in his head.
Speaker 2: So and I wonder too, what Natalie.
Speaker 1: I wonder what kind of time clock we're on as
Speaker 1: far as the divorce goes, as far as her green
Speaker 1: card status, and no matter what, he's responsible for her
Speaker 1: for ten years, no matter when they get divorced. But
Speaker 1: if they get divorced, now, is there any grounds for
Speaker 1: her to be deported? So prop maybe that's Matt looks
Speaker 1: like he would be fine to move to Panama.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, he'd do great there. He could like surf
Speaker 2: and stuff. What about the children? Was that paperwork filed? Like?
Speaker 2: Are the children in the No, that was never happening,
Speaker 2: never happen. Yeah, I don't even know. Well, because Danielle
Speaker 2: and Mohammed, she had to decide between annulment and divorce
Speaker 2: because if they annulled it, he would have to leave,
Speaker 2: and if she got divorced, he would get to stay.
Speaker 1: Oh Danielle of the smelly vagina.
Speaker 2: Uh huh, Danielle of this famous famously smell even vagina.
Speaker 2: Poor Danielle.
Speaker 1: Yeah, because when you said Danielle, the most recent Danielle
Speaker 1: came to mind of Danielle and Johann.
Speaker 2: But that's a different Johan. No, I'm talking about Oge Danielle,
Speaker 2: not yoga defrauding the State of New York Danielle allegedly.
Speaker 1: All Right, everybody, that's our episode is really really long.
Speaker 1: But this show is really really long. I mean it's
Speaker 1: just two hours. It's just really long.
Speaker 2: It's a lot of couples. And we haven't even had
Speaker 2: a Brandon and Julia.
Speaker 1: No, they're coming next week. Oh my god, Oh my god.
Speaker 1: So next time on we get Brandon.
Speaker 2: You know, I always harder in previous seasons because we
Speaker 2: have skipped people. We have definitely like I think we
Speaker 2: always did Angela, but I know we always skipped big
Speaker 2: Ed whenever he's been on seasons. Yeah, that's so, Yeah,
Speaker 2: that was really good.
Speaker 1: Nice to have that luxury. Next time on we get
Speaker 1: Brandon and Julia and he's doing like a role play
Speaker 1: pizza delivery guy and he's doing a very bad Italian accent, going,
Speaker 1: my name is Pete. I'm here to deliver your pizza.
Speaker 1: And she thinks it's hilarious okay, but not sexy. Definitely
Speaker 1: not sexy. Libby and Andre and the children are in Moldova.
Speaker 1: You see Winston biting everyone at the table. They think
Speaker 1: it's funny there. They're doing cheers at dinner and they're saying,
Speaker 1: you know, I'd be so great if you could live here,
Speaker 1: and Libby says she does know a bit of Romanian.
Speaker 1: She's she's learning, so good for her, that's we like
Speaker 1: to see it. Kara and her hot self. She's Kara
Speaker 1: is just so hot. She's rehearsing for one of her
Speaker 1: big shows, and she says she really hopes that Giermo
Speaker 1: will show up for her performance and that they can
Speaker 1: start their healing journey. I don't know, but it's not
Speaker 1: gonna happen. Jasmine tells Matt that aud Gino he said
Speaker 1: he wants a divorce, and Matt says, what I hope
Speaker 1: is that Jasmine will see how fucked this guy is,
Speaker 1: and then I'm the one picking up the pieces. Go
Speaker 1: for Matt. He's cute and young, you got a baby together,
Speaker 1: Go for it. Go for Matt.
Speaker 2: Coco has made her choice, and Coco gave her Rose
Speaker 2: to Matt and not to Gino.
Speaker 1: And probably Matt would be fine and moved to Miami,
Speaker 1: which is where she wants to be. Totally he can
Speaker 1: get in on these Florida people.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's where we're going with this. So Tiger Lily
Speaker 1: and Adnan are talking and she's like, baby, like, I
Speaker 1: don't trust you because like, baby broke my trust and
Speaker 1: I don't know. He goes, well, I don't know. This
Speaker 1: is not my problem, not my problem, and she's like,
Speaker 1: oh my god, baby, do you even hear yourself?
Speaker 2: Baby?
Speaker 1: And then she cries. So who knows what he did?
Speaker 2: Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Something to do with money, probably because he's yeah, maybe
Speaker 1: he gave money to new favorite.
Speaker 2: Brother, fair favorite brother, Yeah, favorite brother. Fayre is out
Speaker 2: out of the picture.
Speaker 1: Not getting to con American woman. Now it's Farris's job. Yeah,
Speaker 1: I want to remind you guys. Programming note here, so
Speaker 1: today is Tuesday. On Wednesday will be on the five
Speaker 1: dollars level of Pink Shade. Prime is going to be
Speaker 1: Welcome to Platville. We're going to do that as a
Speaker 1: standalone an episode because we can't put it with a
Speaker 1: Hunt for Love. I have seen I watched the whole
Speaker 1: first episode, and now I'm gonna sit down and do notes.
Speaker 1: There will be for this episode. There will be visual aids,
Speaker 1: there will be audio cues. When I tell you the
Speaker 1: amount of rage and anger that I had watching episode
Speaker 1: one of this new season of Welcome to Platvill is
Speaker 1: gonna jump out at you on your podcast years. It
Speaker 1: is something.
Speaker 2: I was watching Hunt for Love with my dad and
Speaker 2: a preview a commercial for Platfill and I said, these
Speaker 2: fucking people and he goes, what who?
Speaker 1: What do you try?
Speaker 2: I don't even cuss story? And I was like, I
Speaker 2: hate I hate these people.
Speaker 1: Yeah, let me tell you what this first episode is like. Wowsa? Wowsa?
Speaker 1: Does Ethan come across just as he's being portrayed on
Speaker 1: the internet.
Speaker 2: Good? Good, because then people on Reddit will shut up
Speaker 2: and stop saying that Olivia is lying even though she
Speaker 2: keeps free and all the receipts.
Speaker 1: Just listen, the receipts are right on our screen. He's
Speaker 1: saying these things. He's person it's really bad. It's really bad.
Speaker 1: So everybody, if you want to hear me rage out
Speaker 1: about that, that'll be on Wednesday. Also, our episode on
Speaker 1: the ten dollar Level we'll have our episode Out of
Speaker 1: the Valley because that airs on Tuesday night, and then
Speaker 1: we quickly get that episode out for you on Wednesday,
Speaker 1: and then of course we have Hunt for Love over
Speaker 1: the weekend. So seven episodes this week. Guys, if you're
Speaker 1: on the ten dollar level, you're getting seven ad free
Speaker 1: episodes this week. What are you complaining about almost died?
Speaker 1: I'm putting on seven episodes in a week.
Speaker 2: Come on, guys, one for every day of the week,
Speaker 2: one for every aneurysm in her belly. You are kidding
Speaker 2: so many episodes, so shut up. Leave her a five
Speaker 2: star review. People.
Speaker 1: Hees k Casey said, what would you tell people would
Speaker 1: be like the thing they could do to help you
Speaker 1: when you're down and out? I go, I don't know.
Speaker 1: Follow me on Instagram, leave a five star review, cast
Speaker 1: a role or no.
Speaker 2: No no, I said. Mary Payne is in bed checking
Speaker 2: the numbers on Instagram, so follow her, give her more
Speaker 2: follows please.
Speaker 1: I did go up in the last like. It took
Speaker 1: about four months, but I did go up like one
Speaker 1: hundred people. That's the great edit it to eleven point six,
Speaker 1: So here's hoping about twenty seven. I'm gonna be at twelve.
Speaker 1: I don't know why it's so slow, so slow when
Speaker 1: you do it honestly and you don't buy people.
Speaker 2: Yeah, exactly, it's slow.
Speaker 1: Do you know anybody that's not following me please grab
Speaker 1: their phone right now and say it's like a making
Speaker 1: wish foundation, wish for a dying woman. Yeah, it's not funny, guys,
Speaker 1: we're gonna stop joking about it. Okay, we're probably not.
Speaker 1: Everybody followed Kimberly and Katie and their podcast at Date
Speaker 1: with Dateline and they had some great content out and
Speaker 1: the Kimberly's back on that show now and and I've
Speaker 1: just listened to your most recent one where you did
Speaker 1: nicely talk about your mother passing away, and you did
Speaker 1: a great job handling it.
Speaker 2: I thought, thank you. I appreciate it.
Speaker 1: Yes, and you didn't joke about it or make morbid
Speaker 1: comments at all, didn't I?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: Okay, good, No, I don't think Katie would allow that.
Speaker 2: Now I got to start then.
Speaker 1: No, please, oh god, I'll warn her. They have a
Speaker 1: great podcasts and you could follow them. They don't need
Speaker 1: your Instagram followers, but if you want.
Speaker 2: Yes, yes absolutely we do.
Speaker 1: And they have a YouTube channel as well.
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, a date with Kay and k and we're
Speaker 2: going to be doing more stuff on there soon.
Speaker 1: Yeah, all the things, so follow them and all the
Speaker 1: places follow me and all the places. There's also a
Speaker 1: YouTube channel for Pink Shade, and I've come to understand
Speaker 1: that's very important. So everything is there. This episode is there.
Speaker 1: Everything is there, and you may have to do the
Speaker 1: thing where you look at the ads. I don't know.
Speaker 1: I don't know how it works. It just appears over it.
Speaker 2: Did you watch when Katie was doing Darcy Face?
Speaker 1: I should go watch. Yeah, can you show me what
Speaker 1: darcy face is?
Speaker 2: No, I don't know how she does it? Actually it's no,
Speaker 2: her lips like take up her half of her face
Speaker 2: and then like I don't know how she did.
Speaker 1: No, this is now. This is great for audio. We're
Speaker 1: just trying to.
Speaker 2: Sorry, all right.
Speaker 1: We will see you right here next week on TLC Tuesday,
Speaker 1: talking about ninety HTA, which we are rage watching. Okay, bye.
Speaker 2: Also join us for UK because joined because UK is.
Speaker 1: Thank you, thank you for mentioning that. That's another thing
Speaker 1: that's on the ten dollars level, and that comes out
Speaker 1: on Sunday. That show comes out. Sunday comes out Sunday.
Speaker 1: Thank you for reminding me ninety day. UK is killing it.
Speaker 1: I love it.
Speaker 2: So it's a really good, stupid, so much better than
Speaker 2: this show.
Speaker 3: Okay, bye
Speaker 1: Monta