Speaker 1: Nineteen eighty seven.
Speaker 2: Didn't you do a sexy dance to this?
Speaker 1: I did?
Speaker 2: I mean I dance for the sororities that eku.
Speaker 3: I actually met George Michael one time, did you in
Speaker 3: the eighties? Really personal?
Speaker 2: It was behind you.
Speaker 3: No, it was in a men's restroom. Really nice guy,
Speaker 3: really nice guy.
Speaker 1: Did you shake your hand?
Speaker 3: Yeah? I asked you for his autograph and he gave
Speaker 3: it to me with his skin pencil.
Speaker 1: Dude, too far?
Speaker 2: Why do you We're on the radio, right, no radio stuff.
Speaker 1: You can't say stuff like that.
Speaker 3: By the way, the only reason I'm here under protest
Speaker 3: because you called me fatter. I did not, and I
Speaker 3: walked out.
Speaker 1: It was passive aggressive.
Speaker 3: We'll go ahead.
Speaker 1: I didn't directly call you. You dryer is set on
Speaker 1: a higher temperature.
Speaker 3: You call me fat with your eyes and you know it.
Speaker 3: Go ahead, okay. As a matter of fact, call me fat,
Speaker 3: because I have the perfect retort.
Speaker 1: Call me fat, You're fat?
Speaker 3: How dare you? Thank you? Seeman Johnny from the newsroom,
Speaker 3: because last week I said I want to bring how
Speaker 3: dare you back?
Speaker 1: Yeah?
Speaker 3: And he just I walked out. I was I had
Speaker 3: all my stuff, I'm leaving. He goes who whoaa, don't
Speaker 3: do don't leave yet. That's the perfect how dare you moment?
Speaker 2: Yeah, just to settle this, Tony did not call you fat,
Speaker 2: Thank you. He said you were fatter than last week?
Speaker 2: Were fat?
Speaker 1: Say that and you know fat last week? Say your
Speaker 1: word fatter. I just your dryer is shrinking your clothes.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm concerned. Foud and just check your dryer.
Speaker 3: You know what I was thinking about this morning?
Speaker 1: Did you get a new dryer?
Speaker 3: No? I was thinking about this morning because I was
Speaker 3: looking at myself. I'm like, oh god, And I remember
Speaker 3: I dated a girl one time. Let's call her.
Speaker 1: No, please, don't stop. He was done in ninety four. Hell,
Speaker 1: he's done eighty four. It's done too, thousand and four,
Speaker 1: domb in twenty fourteen.
Speaker 2: Rocking in twenty twenty four.
Speaker 1: No way, so stupid.
Speaker 3: Well it never gets old. I was dating her. Let's
Speaker 3: call you don't do it right? Oh really, so let's
Speaker 3: try it. So I was dating this person. Yeah, you
Speaker 3: just don't do it right. There's it's on a delivery.
Speaker 3: It is time anyway, That's how I hear it. Let's
Speaker 3: call her Erica. I was dating Erica, and so a
Speaker 3: lot of times when.
Speaker 2: You ad the A, you please stop?
Speaker 1: Do you please stop?
Speaker 3: Work?
Speaker 1: You're so juvenile, it's so stupid. Do you please answer
Speaker 1: the question or to finish the story?
Speaker 2: When the A?
Speaker 3: So? Anyway, I have a habit of getting comfortable with
Speaker 3: women and then just expanding. It's kind of like, you know, okay,
Speaker 3: I'll landed this one. Let's get fat.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: And her solution to me, I said, ah, look at that,
Speaker 3: Look how fat I look? She goes, you know what
Speaker 3: you should do is go to two axes and she
Speaker 3: got me on two XL shirts.
Speaker 1: Yeah, two xls. That makes it look thinner. Yeah, you
Speaker 1: dosn't wait. No, bigger pants, bigger pants.
Speaker 3: The reason we're hearing this is a new study came
Speaker 3: out with what's the best music to make sweet, Sweet
Speaker 3: and love be your partner? And by the way, in case,
Speaker 3: people are often curious about people here on the radio,
Speaker 3: and I get this question a lot for those of
Speaker 3: you wondering. Yes, I'm a very generous lover. So is
Speaker 3: this Chris Isaac?
Speaker 2: Is it on the list? I'm curious?
Speaker 1: I bet you it is because it is a good song.
Speaker 3: I go through the whole list.
Speaker 1: This was nineteen ninety one two.
Speaker 3: Eight nine ninety This would be better than the number
Speaker 3: one song they chose. According to experts in science, they've
Speaker 3: determined the the ideal tempo for a song. It's one
Speaker 3: hundred and nineteen beats per minute.
Speaker 1: Really.
Speaker 3: Researchers analyzed best songs to make sweets we'd love to
Speaker 3: and Dave, do you have the one? I pulled up
Speaker 3: post Malone?
Speaker 2: I really a post Malone song?
Speaker 3: How this? This is the number one song? Listen to this?
Speaker 2: Yeah? In Lexington.
Speaker 3: Featuring Blake Shelton. Can you imagine doing it to this?
Speaker 2: What a good looking guy he is?
Speaker 3: What's his name?
Speaker 1: This is the what? This is the number?
Speaker 3: This is the number one song?
Speaker 2: Really? Yeah, there's Blake Shelton. On's the sexiest man alive.
Speaker 2: That was a joke.
Speaker 3: It's just stupid, right all, let's kick it all right,
Speaker 3: Here's what I go with If I go with okay?
Speaker 3: For example, Keith Sweat was my always go to, So okay,
Speaker 3: this is It's this key Sweat Come with me with
Speaker 3: Ronald from listen a little bit of this.
Speaker 2: This makes more sense?
Speaker 1: Is this on the list or your list?
Speaker 3: It's my list?
Speaker 4: Hey, Tony, your eyes.
Speaker 1: Look too don't stop.
Speaker 4: You're creeping me out, trying to give you a compliment.
Speaker 1: Please stop.
Speaker 2: He doesn't go for the big ones, right?
Speaker 4: Can I sit over here with you?
Speaker 1: There's not enough room.
Speaker 4: Your eyes look like two beautiful sparkling brown.
Speaker 1: Hey did you when you flying the cobo? Did you
Speaker 1: get two seeds?
Speaker 4: You know what they say, Tony, look me in the eyes.
Speaker 4: I don't want to do it. I know it's uncomfortable.
Speaker 4: Here we go, ready, the wider, the waist band, the deeper,
Speaker 4: the quicksand thank you for that? Would you like to explore? Now?
Speaker 3: This is good?
Speaker 1: This is good music right now. This is just making
Speaker 1: love music? What else you got on that list?
Speaker 3: I didn't do the rest. I pulled their tops the list?
Speaker 3: What was the number one song? I didn't go through.
Speaker 1: There was no other songs on the list.
Speaker 3: They were all stupid and I were stupid as good.
Speaker 1: There's no other songs. You didn't do any role research.
Speaker 3: The only you only made sweet sweet love too. On Saturday?
Speaker 3: What so I was getting ketamine therapy. They had an
Speaker 3: Alex in there because they played music, you're doing it
Speaker 3: and they would say, hey, alexis play ketamine. There's like
Speaker 3: a ketamine soundtrack, and I'm like during my academy treatments
Speaker 3: and thinking, you know what, this would be good music
Speaker 3: to do it too. So that's what we did. So stupid,
Speaker 3: that's what we did this Saturday.
Speaker 1: Oh boy, I feel I was gonna tell you what
Speaker 1: Michael Keaton's real name was, but feel the trade, but
Speaker 1: I'm not going to now.
Speaker 3: Hang on, it's not Michael Keaton. No, well hang on, yeah,
Speaker 3: give us the first headline.
Speaker 1: They're gonna feel betrayed. You're gonna feel betrayed at this point.
Speaker 1: Michael Keaton's real name is not Michael Keaton his birth name.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 1: For some reason, you can't have two actors in the
Speaker 1: Actors Guild with the same name.
Speaker 2: So he's been in the guild for a long time.
Speaker 1: Do you know what his real name is? What Michael Douglas?
Speaker 1: Oh wow, there was already Michael Douglas though. Hello, So
Speaker 1: Michael Douglas was in the Actors Guild before Michael Keaton.
Speaker 2: So when he dies, can he be Michael Douglas again?
Speaker 1: So he so he's saying, I don't care, I'm going
Speaker 1: back to Michael Douglas, which is stupid.
Speaker 3: That's why Tommy Howe had to go by c Thomas Howe. Yeah,
Speaker 3: we gotta get him on the show. Let me make it.
Speaker 1: I feel betrayed a little bit this entire time. Michael
Speaker 1: Keaton was Michael Douglas book Thomas.
Speaker 2: Because we all use our real names.
Speaker 3: Michael Keaton, Yeah, Dave Jennings, Let's do it, baby.
Speaker 2: Headline's coming your way. Tell me for clicking or skipping headline.
Speaker 2: Martha Stewart snaps celeb photos while at the US Open.
Speaker 1: Uh, click on it anything Martha Stewart is, And yes
Speaker 1: she is. She had a picture taken with nothing on
Speaker 1: except for an apron to pitch her coffee, and I
Speaker 1: was like.
Speaker 3: I got a picture of her with nothing but frosting.
Speaker 2: The apron is supposed to keep the sauce from getting
Speaker 2: on you. It does, you know, splatter? There can be
Speaker 2: there can be a no go zone here, you know
Speaker 2: for both what. Yeah, keep from dripping on you, stuff
Speaker 2: from splattering on you.
Speaker 3: Martha Stewart's drippings.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no no.
Speaker 2: Martha Stewart maybe jumping into a new line of work.
Speaker 2: The All Things Home mogul was at the US Open
Speaker 2: and snapped some picks of Taylor Swift and Travis Kelcey
Speaker 2: and they were good too. Martha shared the photos along
Speaker 2: with those of other celebs like Anna wind Tour and
Speaker 2: John Hamm on her Insta. So John ham Uh, Travis
Speaker 2: Kelcey has this stupid bowl haircut.
Speaker 1: He looks ridiculous. And I and I tell you likes that.
Speaker 1: I was as long as tat like it. Nobody cares,
Speaker 1: but I guess. And he walked in with the bucket
Speaker 1: hat and the tennis zipped up fronts. It just he
Speaker 1: looked awful, but they seemed like they were having an
Speaker 1: amazing time.
Speaker 2: They are so much in love. Yeah headline. Jennifer Lopez
Speaker 2: and Matt Damon seen in deep conversation at tifft FF.
Speaker 1: Click on it because I know how this went down.
Speaker 2: J LO and Ben Affleck were able to avoid each
Speaker 2: other at the Toronto Film Festival. Don't know where they
Speaker 2: get the eye from over the weekend, but j Lo
Speaker 2: was snapped in deep conversation with Matt Damon. The two
Speaker 2: were sitting in a quiet.
Speaker 1: Coronal International Film Festival International.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, they didn't put it here though. So they're
Speaker 2: sitting in a quiet spot holding hands while in deep conversation.
Speaker 2: At one point it was Damon that hit his head bowed.
Speaker 2: Lopez stars an Unstoppable, which was produced by Damon and
Speaker 2: Ben Affleck' company Artist Equity.
Speaker 1: The Talking Party, right, So Ben was like, dude, you're going, Matt,
Speaker 1: She's like, no, please don't, and he's like, you know,
Speaker 1: I can't go. It would be insane. All right, I'll go.
Speaker 1: And then what happens She comes over and you're like, oh,
Speaker 1: why is she over? Okay, hey, jan how are you?
Speaker 2: Huh?
Speaker 1: You know, you do the hug and in your eyes
Speaker 1: and you are like roll back in your head while
Speaker 1: you're rugging them, and.
Speaker 3: Then the clock starts in your in your how long?
Speaker 4: How long?
Speaker 2: And then she puts a spell on him and he marry,
Speaker 2: is there any divorces there? And she had some dress.
Speaker 1: She had some dress on for that event the other day.
Speaker 1: It was ridiculous. At ITA's like, you're almost sixty and
Speaker 1: it was basically nothing. I mean, if she didn't what
Speaker 1: do I call her nipple tape? I call her nipple tape?
Speaker 1: She should have known a dress that she doesn't need
Speaker 1: nipple tape for her year's nipple type.
Speaker 3: Okay, David, we don't need it, David headline.
Speaker 2: Ah jeez, what is this? Ardem chig Vinstev deletes then
Speaker 2: readds wife's name from Instagram bio after d V drama.
Speaker 3: I don't know what any of that.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna click it. That is a note. No, I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: We're skippy, skippy, skipping, skipping. We are no flies on on.
Speaker 2: That Ardam Schigvinstev.
Speaker 1: Don't worry about it.
Speaker 2: Headline Katie not Katie. Kathy Baits talks retirement.
Speaker 1: Oh really, well, good for her? Click on it.
Speaker 2: What's she done lately? It's been a while anyway. Kathy
Speaker 2: Bates has announced she's retiring from acting, revealing that her
Speaker 2: role in the upcoming Mattlock reboot will be her final performance.
Speaker 2: She's seventy five now, talk to The New York Times,
Speaker 2: sharing that she planned to quit acting after a negative
Speaker 2: experience on a recent film set, but changed her mind
Speaker 2: after getting the Mattlock script and falling in love with
Speaker 2: the character. She confirmed this is her last ants, with
Speaker 2: no intention of taking on future roles, citing the physical toll.
Speaker 2: After her eighteen episode commitment and premiere September twenty two
Speaker 2: on CBS.
Speaker 3: Hold on, is it a new Matt Walk with h
Speaker 3: Andy Griffiths.
Speaker 1: It's a new version.
Speaker 2: There's a new version September twenty second.
Speaker 1: I CBA, we don't need Andy.
Speaker 3: It must be the easiest job in the world. Hollywood
Speaker 3: scriptwriter twenty twenty four, and we need a blockbuster movie. Okay,
Speaker 3: go down to uh Red Diraft and run a DVD
Speaker 3: and just rewrite it.
Speaker 4: So uh.
Speaker 1: The other day I was watching Fried Green Tomatoes, like
Speaker 1: by accident, like my charms slipped and I hit it yeah,
Speaker 1: and it hit played.
Speaker 2: So the you saw Fanny on the So Ted Ted
Speaker 2: shows up.
Speaker 1: He's my mailman. So Ted shows up and he's uh,
Speaker 1: and I pause it because the new was Ted drop
Speaker 1: off the me. We were gonna talk wrestling. He's a
Speaker 1: high school wrestling coach, and I was gonna talk. So
Speaker 1: I'm standing there and the TV is frozen over my
Speaker 1: right shoulder, and but middle of the conversation, he goes,
Speaker 1: and of all people to walk in on this, I know.
Speaker 1: Ted goes, are you watching fried Green Tomatoes?
Speaker 2: He knew what it was.
Speaker 1: Then I go, well, when you pause it, it says
Speaker 1: it at the bottom on the bot. Yeah, I said,
Speaker 1: are you watching fried Green Tomatoes? And my head dropped.
Speaker 1: I said yes, yes I am. He goes cool press.
Speaker 3: He hasn't called it poor Ted your mailman. All he
Speaker 3: wants to do is, I know, walk the streets and
Speaker 3: get his.
Speaker 2: Damn route done.
Speaker 1: I annoy the crap out.
Speaker 3: All I wanted to do is get his route done
Speaker 3: and get his home and his family and Ted the mailman.
Speaker 3: Then you gotta go, hey, working hard or hardly? Work well?
Speaker 1: He picks up his pace down down the sidewalk like
Speaker 1: he picks up his pace and and I go hey,
Speaker 1: and then his head goes back like, yes, Tony.
Speaker 2: I bet you I know what we're doing with this
Speaker 2: one headline Kylie Jenner and skip tedline Travis Kelsey and
Speaker 2: Taylor Swift dressed up for a special wedding date. What
Speaker 2: click on it? What I know what a special wedding day?
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift is a stinky individual? Hey what did you
Speaker 3: just say? Stupid stinky face twisterday? Okay, take it back
Speaker 3: and no more titty twisters. Dude, you're fifty five years old.
Speaker 3: Act accordingly. You don't have three hens to pay one
Speaker 3: on me.
Speaker 1: Okay, sorry, man, I snapped. I can't say that, bro.
Speaker 3: I was gonna post shirtless today for.
Speaker 1: Run with that shirt?
Speaker 3: Can you make the other one purple? After the show
Speaker 3: that where they match it?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: Taylor and Travis stepped out for a swanky wedding between
Speaker 2: model Karen Elson and Lee Foster at Electric Lady Studios
Speaker 2: in Manhattan Saturday. They arrived to crowds gathered behind metal
Speaker 2: barricade trying to catch a glimpse of their favor couple,
Speaker 2: but Kelsey kept his superstar girlfriend safe as he guided
Speaker 2: her to and fro.
Speaker 1: Uh sorts A Q couple.
Speaker 3: I was boring as a Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1: It's a story as old as time. Really love, That's
Speaker 1: what it's about. It is he found his princess, and
Speaker 1: she found his prince.
Speaker 3: She found he found his prince. Ass Hey, that was
Speaker 3: a bump.
Speaker 2: One more headline. Danica Patrick goes ig official with new
Speaker 2: man who Danica Patrick heard the news talk about it's
Speaker 2: falling off the face of the earth. Danica Patrick may
Speaker 2: have soft launched a new romance. She shared a bunch
Speaker 2: of picks from Burning Man in Nevada. Among them two
Speaker 2: picks of her kissing a mystery man. No word yet
Speaker 2: on who the guy is or if they're actually official,
Speaker 2: but fans are quick to take to the comments wishing
Speaker 2: her well on her new bow.
Speaker 1: Maybe she always uh used to post the pretty naughty
Speaker 1: things on the Twitter or the Insta.
Speaker 3: From a wow from one of the top four journalists
Speaker 3: in the world. What seeman Johnny Taylor Swift doesn't shave
Speaker 3: her armpits and doesn't use theyodorant.
Speaker 2: Oh my gosh, that is just lies.
Speaker 1: Hit the dump button that I hit the dump button,
Speaker 1: that trash off our radio station. You shouldn't have read that,
Speaker 1: because that's fake news.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you about the one time I met
Speaker 3: Taylor Swift. I met her and she goes, oh, I
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