Speaker 1: Welcome to Chewing the Cud with Mike Benin Rowe and
Speaker 1: Nick Charles.
Speaker 2: Hello. The voice you've just heard is the voice of
Speaker 2: Simon Peel, who's been involved with Chewing the Cud since
Speaker 2: we first started here at the Mill. Sadly, Simon passed
Speaker 2: away early on the eighteenth of January. He has loved
Speaker 2: and will be missed by a lot of people, including
Speaker 2: people here. We are sending love to everyone who knew him,
Speaker 2: and we'll talk about more in a moment. But he'd
Speaker 2: want us to keep up with the inn innuendo, so
Speaker 2: he's keeping it up with us.
Speaker 3: It's Nick, what up for us today?
Speaker 4: This week I'm talking about someone shocking a drag queen
Speaker 4: and appeasing Joan Crawford in Crafty Queens.
Speaker 2: Oh Fasting. We even have a game you can play
Speaker 2: along with as well.
Speaker 3: On screen.
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Speaker 4: Well, and as people who pop up in our comments
Speaker 4: go along. At the bottom of the screen, it's time
Speaker 4: for Mike and the buzz.
Speaker 2: So as I talked about the start of the show,
Speaker 2: Simon Peel sadly passed away and I know he's left
Speaker 2: a big hole in TV and radio. So you've worked
Speaker 2: for Simon as well, han't.
Speaker 4: Yes, I have indeed, So I worked with Simon on
Speaker 4: a radio station earlier and for a couple of years,
Speaker 4: actually for four years, and he literally was like the
Speaker 4: one person you just see around the studio in a
Speaker 4: little corner like doing something.
Speaker 3: Like, Simeon, were you doing like I'm doing work? It
Speaker 3: was very much like that kind of vibe.
Speaker 4: And he was very He taught me a lot about
Speaker 4: technical stuff because when I first started working in radio,
Speaker 4: I only knew so much more when it comes to
Speaker 4: the tech side.
Speaker 3: He was always the one.
Speaker 4: Person be like, right, you need this, Why you need
Speaker 4: to get this connector you need stuff? And you know
Speaker 4: so much his entire levels audio output, that's the entire thing.
Speaker 4: And I feel like I've learned so much and you know,
Speaker 4: hearing on his path and really for me, it's really
Speaker 4: made me realize that, you know, life is so precious
Speaker 4: and when someone has touched you in such a good way,
Speaker 4: you know and their memory will always be you for
Speaker 4: a long time.
Speaker 2: So to be missed, it will be sadly missed. I
Speaker 2: mean he started in hospital radio, yes, in the eighties
Speaker 2: and went commercial radio until he went into nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 2: He worked at Granada TV as well. It is heartbreaking
Speaker 2: he was only fifty four. I mean a lot of
Speaker 2: people wouldn't realize this, but Gadeo, which is known across
Speaker 2: the UK and eve from the world starting in two
Speaker 2: thousand and six, he was at the forefront of that
Speaker 2: when it was just on for a couple of days,
Speaker 2: right at the top of the Rembrandt Bar in Manchester,
Speaker 2: when they first did a couple of tiles. Yeah, he
Speaker 2: was there with his longer cable, just did a longer cable,
Speaker 2: fine gappetite. He also worked a lot with LGBTV in
Speaker 2: Studio two ninety help produce during the cud and in
Speaker 2: the early days of Tudor Coud when we were up
Speaker 2: in a drafted loft, he was there in a corner,
Speaker 2: giggling along, putting in some important doing some very technical
Speaker 2: stuff that I had no idea. Yeah it made sense
Speaker 2: though you had no idea what he was doing, but
Speaker 2: it made it made sense and it worked.
Speaker 4: Which was the key ingredient to what he was like
Speaker 4: as a person. I had no idea what he was doing.
Speaker 4: I was like what Simon, what are you doing? And
Speaker 4: then it all it worked.
Speaker 3: Just no, it works. That was the important part exactly.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, exactly, and you know it's a lovely human
Speaker 2: being as well. Yeah, always had time for people. And yeah,
Speaker 2: my first time in front of the camera, Simon was
Speaker 2: there and he was in the.
Speaker 3: Background film your only Fans content.
Speaker 2: No, it was even before that. This is this is
Speaker 2: early two thousands.
Speaker 4: He would have said no anyway, he's a good friend.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have helped.
Speaker 3: Mike the angles.
Speaker 2: No, but he was so you know, it was a
Speaker 2: calm and influence. I was quite nervous. Is that great?
Speaker 2: It's okay, just take your time. Yeah, right, no nonsense,
Speaker 2: just talk about it.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So it's going to be missed by a lot of people.
Speaker 2: I'm going to move on to something. Is it You
Speaker 2: like to giggle? I do like to giggle until the time.
Speaker 2: So daytime jobs, you're working in office?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're working in an office kind of environment as well,
Speaker 2: don't you. Yeah, getting schedule breaks and stuff, yes, right,
Speaker 2: hate those? You hate a break?
Speaker 3: I hate schedule breaks.
Speaker 2: Okay, what's the problem.
Speaker 4: With I feel like sometimes I just I think I
Speaker 4: want to have my own time to take my own break,
Speaker 4: because sometime a schedule break just means I have to
Speaker 4: go at the exact time.
Speaker 2: Okay, So how would you like a thirty minute break
Speaker 2: anytime in the day, whenever you need it? Sounds good,
Speaker 2: doesn't it. Yeah, it's what Erica Lust has brought out.
Speaker 2: Eric Erica Lust, She's brought out basically rank breaks.
Speaker 3: Right.
Speaker 4: I heard about this at the other of day, and
Speaker 4: I I don't know how I feel about tossing off
Speaker 4: of work.
Speaker 3: It's a bit of desk, I know. I don't know.
Speaker 4: I feel like I've been in office before and all
Speaker 4: the botchers been absolutely grotty. I don't really want to
Speaker 4: leave my children hanging about all these.
Speaker 3: Places, actually children, now you know what I mean.
Speaker 2: It's one of those I think it's a great because
Speaker 2: it relieves stress.
Speaker 3: But thirty minutes if if I want.
Speaker 2: To edge, then you'll have to do some of it
Speaker 2: on your lunch.
Speaker 3: I don't know, not long enough if I want to
Speaker 3: enjoy it.
Speaker 2: I think it's just a case of knocking one out
Speaker 2: at the moment. I know, I think it's a functional
Speaker 2: rather than enjoyable.
Speaker 4: Yeah, but also don't I know, I know about other
Speaker 4: people I know I get but sleepy when I'm doing
Speaker 4: Why would I want to go back to work after that?
Speaker 2: I need to help.
Speaker 4: I see what she's getting out here. But do you
Speaker 4: think do you think that do you think the UK
Speaker 4: me in the UK will embrace this culture.
Speaker 2: Or she's embraced it well, I mean staff have embraced
Speaker 2: it apparently while embracing themselves. Permanent policy, permanent policy. She's
Speaker 2: been trying it for a couple of years. Wow, I said,
Speaker 2: it's working. Well, we're just going to bring it in
Speaker 2: for everybody.
Speaker 3: Wow. I mean, do you know what? I don't know?
Speaker 3: Have I ever? Have I ever masked? Maybe once or twice,
Speaker 3: but working at gym okay, that's you know, when.
Speaker 4: You're all natural to stesterone is built up. You need
Speaker 4: to explore your bodily fluids.
Speaker 3: It's a lovely feeling. I can get me handed, I
Speaker 3: can get mended.
Speaker 2: But if we were going in parliament or something, that's
Speaker 2: that one that watched in the House of Powers watching porn,
Speaker 2: wasn't it so monster? He was watching porn in House
Speaker 2: of Parliament instead he was looking at tractors. Yeah, you
Speaker 2: have NAVORI knocks world element. I think he does it.
Speaker 2: I think he does a crying one in the battle.
Speaker 3: Oh my god, not this. I'm just gonna sit this water.
Speaker 2: Water and well imagines Goggle going fiscal policy rest of us.
Speaker 2: So why not if you want to interact with us
Speaker 2: on social media? Is at the Cood TV And now
Speaker 2: we go to our story of the week. You and
Speaker 2: I are both single, yes, yes, and I am an
Speaker 2: average user of networking applications networking application, yes, networking.
Speaker 3: Orange Demon is an application for networking.
Speaker 2: I just put more networking because I've got the orange,
Speaker 2: I've got face.
Speaker 3: The Orange Demon. You have the pink slip.
Speaker 2: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: Then you have the Band of Woods, uh huh. Just okay,
Speaker 4: So okay, so we have oh okay, so you are
Speaker 4: every Oh my god.
Speaker 2: Because there isn't there is a hook up version of justice.
Speaker 2: You can't go today. I in the mood for this.
Speaker 2: You have to have a specific okay, profile and different ones.
Speaker 3: Okay, fair enough. Doesn't all the apps do the same thing?
Speaker 3: That not give you anything?
Speaker 2: Different people? Okay, Different people can reject me.
Speaker 3: That's some troub I need to work on. It's not
Speaker 3: just block me.
Speaker 2: It makes my life.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I feel like I have awful I have I
Speaker 4: recently went on a date. Actually, if if you're watch
Speaker 4: if you're watching this, you it was a terrible date.
Speaker 3: Have some I basically went on a date recently.
Speaker 2: And the guy guide drinks on cinema.
Speaker 3: We had. Actually cinema is not date.
Speaker 2: Some people do to cinema.
Speaker 4: Just we went to went from meal and take your
Speaker 4: restaurant in Liverpool. Was lovely And the first thing first
Speaker 4: he said is the date went really well with really
Speaker 4: getting changed her up. But one he said, he don't okay,
Speaker 4: And secondly he doesn't do small talk. Those two things.
Speaker 3: Are for me. It was like, this is now oral
Speaker 3: skills then.
Speaker 4: Yeah, me be and me And I feel like small
Speaker 4: talk is a great communication builder when he's going to
Speaker 4: know someone the one I can't get behind that because
Speaker 4: I think oral sex is half the second job.
Speaker 2: This is a story about Annie Goodwin, who's from Seattle,
Speaker 2: who has had what she has described such a horrific
Speaker 2: date that she's not going to date to get in
Speaker 2: twenty twenty four, m right, And this is because what's
Speaker 2: happened is she had a hinge date. Her car failed
Speaker 2: to start, so a hinge date gallantly and I like
Speaker 2: saying it that way picked her up in his car.
Speaker 2: Now over to the restaurant. Yeah, went to the bar,
Speaker 2: got a drink, Dan's drink, went to the toilet and
Speaker 2: didn't come back. So he picked up driven to a restaurant,
Speaker 2: and she was upset because he didn't take her home.
Speaker 2: What that apparently is the worst date of her life.
Speaker 2: She was stuck in a restaurant where she hadn't yet eaten.
Speaker 2: Girl no with a bar going Oh, I can't get
Speaker 2: home now? One word, two syllables uber.
Speaker 4: Right, I think first informos, if someone if someone picked
Speaker 4: me up from a date, picked me up four a date,
Speaker 4: I think it's I think it's nice. However, if someone
Speaker 4: gets to a bar, has a drink and leave, maybe
Speaker 4: didn't there wasn't interested, or that an emergency, who knows,
Speaker 4: But I wouldn't.
Speaker 2: Say the worst date exactly. I'm still going to eat
Speaker 2: and I'll get uber home exactly. Oh, I'll get takeaway
Speaker 2: to go like why I would be in the restaurant,
Speaker 2: make making a saint, see what and get for free.
Speaker 2: I've just been stood up on a date. He brought
Speaker 2: me here, he's gone off, and we have to get
Speaker 2: an uper.
Speaker 3: Free putting free, you know, it's not awful.
Speaker 4: I feel like I feel like I feel like maybe
Speaker 4: her standards was very high.
Speaker 2: I think she's not had an actual, truly awful first
Speaker 2: date where people have turned up and gone.
Speaker 4: So how was she going to how is she going
Speaker 4: to get to the date if she didn't, if he
Speaker 4: didn't pick her up, that.
Speaker 2: Exactly a car broke down. He came and picked her up.
Speaker 2: He went, you know what this is?
Speaker 3: The mean left you No, she's she's looking for excuse
Speaker 3: give up? A girl? Can fact get the bus? Do
Speaker 3: you want bass fair?
Speaker 2: It's very aggressive at this poor girl who can't keep
Speaker 2: a man in dresses for half now, but that's all
Speaker 2: from the bus this week.
Speaker 3: What do you think would you? Would you have marriage?
Speaker 3: But if she if she picked you up, if for a.
Speaker 2: Date, if someone picked me up for a day, I'd
Speaker 2: be very happy as long as they were paying the
Speaker 2: bill fair. Coming up after this show break, Nick brings
Speaker 2: us a look at some celebrity news in the show biz.
Speaker 2: You're watching Cheering the Cod with Nick and Mike. Now,
Speaker 2: let's get ready for the show biz with Nick.
Speaker 3: You love a bit of Stephler's mom.
Speaker 2: I'm more of a stiffer than as.
Speaker 3: I knew you're like it, stiff. That's the end. That's
Speaker 3: the end game here, which is important.
Speaker 4: It's very important, right, So as you might know, if
Speaker 4: you're not found of the White Lotus, you must have
Speaker 4: known Jennifer Cool and she's like iconic woman.
Speaker 3: She usually tanked the Evil.
Speaker 4: Gaze for White Lotus, which is a great series that
Speaker 4: I personally love and enjoy. And she was I think
Speaker 4: it was literally at.
Speaker 2: The the Emmys recently.
Speaker 4: And she was just talking the Gaze and how you
Speaker 4: know how much I feel like she she's a milf
Speaker 4: from since her character is always very milky from like
Speaker 4: back in the day.
Speaker 3: Yeah, she is looking at her.
Speaker 2: I want to hard die real bad. I love her
Speaker 2: illegally blond, Yes, Ben's that.
Speaker 4: I think she deserves everything. I feel like I feel
Speaker 4: like Hollywood took a very long time to realize the
Speaker 4: greatness and Jennifer because I feel like she has been
Speaker 4: doing the math for a long time. She's working hard,
Speaker 4: she's been starting on so many shows and I feel
Speaker 4: finally now she's finally gets in and think and of
Speaker 4: course it's us, our community that is pushing hard to
Speaker 4: be the best that she can be. So what do
Speaker 4: you think, are you tankful? That tank the gaze?
Speaker 2: I do like her?
Speaker 3: Right?
Speaker 2: Do you do you have an impression of Jennifer College?
Speaker 3: I can try do it? Oh god, I want to
Speaker 3: hard real bad.
Speaker 2: Okay, you try it. No, I can't do well, but
Speaker 2: I know my limitation calling the kettle. Yeah, I know
Speaker 2: my limitation.
Speaker 3: Do you like the White Lits?
Speaker 2: I've not watched it. I've just been shouty eyed by ear.
Speaker 2: I think I've just been sacked.
Speaker 3: Yes, I know she's dead, Mike ruining the show. What
Speaker 3: She's not dead yet?
Speaker 2: Yes, she's dead. She's not coming back, I know, but
Speaker 2: it was nice to like you haven't seen it. But
Speaker 2: I know that she's dead because she said the thank
Speaker 2: you speech because I watched it, because I'm not that
Speaker 2: person she's saying that. You know, she's thanking the direction
Speaker 2: going and I'm definitely dead. Yeah, I mean, I mean
Speaker 2: she can come back, how she was looking back?
Speaker 3: She's dead. They could probably like like do like what
Speaker 3: happened before she died, the kind of thing like a prequel, Yeah,
Speaker 3: like a prequel. It'll work.
Speaker 4: I mean the gays love her, I mean, to be fair.
Speaker 4: Has she been on drag Race yet?
Speaker 3: Cool? Age.
Speaker 2: I think she'd be great for no.
Speaker 4: I think she looked better than Rupaula on the set.
Speaker 4: That's probably why it's not difficult and moving on, and
Speaker 4: that's how RuPaul died.
Speaker 3: Right. In other news, I am a huge fan of
Speaker 3: Jennifer Loppees.
Speaker 4: Okay, since she was in a salina back in the day,
Speaker 4: So missus jayl Jennifer Box she recently surprised that she
Speaker 4: was recently surprised by a drag queen called Joe Lopez
Speaker 4: on Ellie on stage, and she was absolutely shook it.
Speaker 4: I would imagine imagine a drug, imagine a a.
Speaker 3: Look at her. Look at that starting woman. Do you
Speaker 3: not get how.
Speaker 2: Much hair brushing has done?
Speaker 3: Hey?
Speaker 4: Hey, the woman is sucking ben afflick off and wear
Speaker 4: board singles.
Speaker 3: Uh huh think about that? Okay, she's winning.
Speaker 2: Is she's ben Affleck?
Speaker 3: Would you say it the bet Affleck?
Speaker 2: I would say to better, really wait, shaped.
Speaker 3: Head when the lights off? The u K?
Speaker 2: Yes, I don't like the lights off?
Speaker 3: Do you know like my allies of really sleeping man
Speaker 3: oh women, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I might be a need to be able to see
Speaker 2: what I'm doing.
Speaker 3: I might be assuming a sexuality secretly straight.
Speaker 2: I regretfully to have to take my glasses off sometimes,
Speaker 2: but I need to see what do.
Speaker 3: You get to set away?
Speaker 4: So you told me you went to talking ben, I
Speaker 4: forgot off at all for the Okay, let's go through
Speaker 4: a few of Jennifer Looper's ex ex boyfriend mart Marc Anthony.
Speaker 3: Who is that? What do you do? He's a Spanish singer. Ah,
Speaker 3: let's who else?
Speaker 2: But who else is DAWs?
Speaker 3: Then? Who?
Speaker 2: If that's sayings?
Speaker 3: Is that stuff? Who else? Who else? Did she did?
Speaker 3: She did?
Speaker 2: She did?
Speaker 3: She man? She was with someone, She was with some man,
Speaker 3: and she left him for anyway.
Speaker 2: Okay, I would I wouldn't.
Speaker 4: She was very happy because she got surprised by this
Speaker 4: drag queen called j Loo Puss.
Speaker 3: And look how happy she look. Oh, dear, I mean,
Speaker 3: I mean right.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say this very earlier. I might get
Speaker 4: I might get stabbed in the head by this. If
Speaker 4: you're if you're going, if you're if your idea is
Speaker 4: to go to be j lo at least look the
Speaker 4: pat she's just tributing.
Speaker 2: Acting tribute acts never looked the same.
Speaker 3: True, true. I saw a little mixed one tribute actord pride.
Speaker 2: A little mixed. It was a little mess. It was
Speaker 2: a disaster because it was the girls. It was just anyway.
Speaker 2: It was a mess.
Speaker 3: But good for Jaelo. Meeting Joel Lopez. Good for her.
Speaker 4: So now we know what if Jlo can't perform on tour,
Speaker 4: she could just send all to Ego.
Speaker 3: Okay, good shot.
Speaker 2: I think it's a bit of a publicity stunt. Well
Speaker 2: because she she's got a microphone around, so she was
Speaker 2: ready to sing, wasn't she.
Speaker 3: Jilo sings. I believe she sings. I thought she's an actress.
Speaker 2: Does she not sing? Waiting for tonight?
Speaker 3: Oh?
Speaker 2: When you were yells.
Speaker 3: All my levels all I had?
Speaker 4: Yeah, when she's in the walking this New York being
Speaker 4: all start and homage.
Speaker 2: So I'm just thinking of the one she did with all.
Speaker 3: The like have you touch yourself to hell? Yes?
Speaker 2: Here was my coming out expirit well my realization experience
Speaker 2: MTV phenomenon.
Speaker 3: So you like boll black men?
Speaker 2: Apparently so like men.
Speaker 3: I'm not really This is why I have hair.
Speaker 2: I like them tall as well.
Speaker 3: You like tall men. They climb like a tree.
Speaker 2: I climb like a tree, slide down like a bean pole.
Speaker 3: This is why no one buys your porn.
Speaker 2: Don't sell it.
Speaker 4: Miss Benny Dade's co star Michael, who's roasting.
Speaker 2: So Miss Benny. Is that the that's the glamorous woman,
Speaker 2: isn't it?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Yeah? Yeah? What do you think show? What's your thought?
Speaker 2: I mean it's not attractive, m handsome, handsome. He plays
Speaker 2: a geek in the show. Have you have you watched
Speaker 2: that glorious whatever it's called.
Speaker 4: I'll be honest, I'll be very honest, spinning my hole
Speaker 4: and ruin me and what about him?
Speaker 3: So you're trying to catch me on the television today?
Speaker 2: You need to watch the show that they're in because
Speaker 2: it's there's a lot.
Speaker 3: Of I've seen, I've seen pieces.
Speaker 2: He plays a geek, which is quite cute. I think
Speaker 2: they're definitely dating with that kind of so am I
Speaker 2: right in thinking they are trans right? This spending is
Speaker 2: transit right and her co star.
Speaker 3: And they're dating.
Speaker 2: Mm hmm, good for her.
Speaker 3: There must be some good sex I have in my mind.
Speaker 2: I'm thinking he pitching it and he just rags her hair.
Speaker 3: Okay, m mm hmm, I might know brain break.
Speaker 4: Can someone send me those pictures on my phone so
Speaker 4: I could just like, you know, it's a spicy day today.
Speaker 2: Oh dear, okay, I mean would you say, now, would
Speaker 2: you say keep it over the bed?
Speaker 3: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 2: Both of them are stunning.
Speaker 4: I think I think there's there's something about men that
Speaker 4: can easily that just gives me the I just want
Speaker 4: to ride you like a Wednesday.
Speaker 2: Ride you like a Wednesday.
Speaker 3: And you know it's it's it's.
Speaker 4: When nowhere Wednesday started, a long line goes up and
Speaker 4: comes down and then go back up. In Cardi by,
Speaker 4: you know in what Cardiby and Megan when she said.
Speaker 2: I've never heard that song always beats more off.
Speaker 4: Well in the lyrics, she said, I want to write.
Speaker 4: When I write his, I.
Speaker 3: Will spell spell my name.
Speaker 4: Okay, so I thought the idea is also I think
Speaker 4: I could do that right right, No, I can spell my.
Speaker 2: Name, spell your name. Oh that's what you need.
Speaker 4: That's the thing too. Yeah, but I don't have that.
Speaker 4: I don't have a long tongue. You carry spelled you
Speaker 4: carry spelled him out like unless he lick lick down
Speaker 4: up then and but hardly did this hardly make the
Speaker 4: C and the K.
Speaker 2: I'm not going to tell you, I'm not going to
Speaker 2: this is this isn't that science?
Speaker 3: What is amphibian? Are you?
Speaker 2: I'm not amphibian?
Speaker 3: How are you spelling? Mike?
Speaker 2: Well, my my fell name is Michael James and.
Speaker 3: Ben mm hmmm, what is this? How you keep the men?
Speaker 2: Keep them?
Speaker 3: Well? Then well then I hear so.
Speaker 2: Keep, don't get rid of them? Okay, so let me
Speaker 2: I'm single by choice.
Speaker 3: Let me ask you something.
Speaker 2: Other people's choices, but it's still by choice.
Speaker 3: Okay.
Speaker 4: So miss Benny, Miss Benny's partner comes over, and so
Speaker 4: you're gonna just because I'm spelling, not just you don't
Speaker 4: want to watch, you know I am.
Speaker 3: You're a dirty bitch. And that's all over the show
Speaker 3: base this week, white.
Speaker 2: People are laughing. So stick around because coming up, we're
Speaker 2: going to play a little game. In our game of
Speaker 2: the week. You're watching Tune the cud and this week
Speaker 2: we're going to be playing Let's Get Quizzical, and this
Speaker 2: one is for the intrepid explorer that is Nick.
Speaker 3: Very excited, right should I go? Yeah? Fine, if I must.
Speaker 2: All the week? So we're going to play Let's Get Quizzical,
Speaker 2: And this is where it's going to ask me a
Speaker 2: question I asked trying to get it right, Are you ready?
Speaker 4: I am ready, wonder I feel like every every time
Speaker 4: we play this gave me devigating right.
Speaker 2: So I'm very intelligent, just not necessarily smart.
Speaker 3: Hmmm.
Speaker 4: The debatables names Britain's largest World War two bomber, bomber bomber.
Speaker 2: Obamba World War That would be Dean. That would be
Speaker 2: the Lancaster full name, please, the Lancaster bomber. Nope, Lancaster,
Speaker 2: frank sidebottom the bomber.
Speaker 3: No, there's something to the start of it.
Speaker 4: I mean I'll give you half a point, though, you
Speaker 4: half What was the name of it?
Speaker 3: Avro A loving.
Speaker 2: Scared of boys?
Speaker 3: Like that's a.
Speaker 4: For a Avro Lancaster.
Speaker 2: Okay, so I was right?
Speaker 4: Then the batable mm hm, so you get like half points. Okay,
Speaker 4: Name the film these characters appear in, okay, Missus Robinson,
Speaker 4: Jules Winfields, Alex Forrest, Captain.
Speaker 3: Quin captain who Quint?
Speaker 2: Quint?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Do you know quinn? Do you know what? Do
Speaker 3: you know? Quinn means in in in urban dictionary?
Speaker 4: Now, So quint is like when you like use your
Speaker 4: either anal of vaginal gland and you and you breed in.
Speaker 4: That's a quint, Like when you stuck things up bomb
Speaker 4: like you know, like like this, so it's like a quint.
Speaker 4: That's a quint, Okay, Lenn something every day.
Speaker 3: That's the quinn.
Speaker 2: I thought it was a type of cana.
Speaker 3: Make your can, I make your whole quint like that
Speaker 3: wink quint. You can y like that's a quint.
Speaker 2: I can yeld with mine.
Speaker 3: La la la la la Quinn.
Speaker 2: Just start my mouth.
Speaker 4: Just love that for you, Madge, Madge Gonderson and Bunny Parker.
Speaker 2: That would be.
Speaker 3: A graduate for who? Well which one? Because they have
Speaker 3: they have they have six pick characters.
Speaker 2: Here, So missus Robinson's from the graduate.
Speaker 3: Correct, that's it.
Speaker 2: That's your lot.
Speaker 3: That's it.
Speaker 2: That's your lot.
Speaker 3: Fine, I give I'll give you all the restaurant. I'll
Speaker 3: give you the point. But the rest of it was.
Speaker 4: Jules Winfield was from pulp fiction, okay, Alex Forest is
Speaker 4: from Fatal Attraction, Captain Quinn is from Jaws, Marge Gonderson
Speaker 4: is from Fargo, and Bunnie Parker his Bonnian cliente. All right, well,
Speaker 4: what do you feel about this question? On which beleric
Speaker 4: Island was Raphael nadal born?
Speaker 2: Was that not the one by tuvalud? We Tobal and
Speaker 2: Dean ice dancing I figure skating in the Olympics total
Speaker 2: and Dean did the Beleric and it slides on an end.
Speaker 3: There's a Spanish island.
Speaker 2: I'm being told that's the Balerolic Islands. Like it's like
Speaker 2: Spain Belarics. Yes, I'm going to say, I don't know.
Speaker 3: Oh, Mike, you should know this.
Speaker 4: If you were, if you were, if you're a fan
Speaker 4: of traveling.
Speaker 2: I don't know where people are born right around travel
Speaker 2: going on? This house is where Ralph was born?
Speaker 3: Ready for the answer. He was born in Mioca, Mayoca.
Speaker 2: I know, I don't know. Miyoka is famous for his popttery.
Speaker 3: I've never been to Mioca.
Speaker 2: Maybe not interesting, different, unusual.
Speaker 3: I don't even know any of this question.
Speaker 2: Sorry, it's like what is that you get the written down?
Speaker 3: Right, m No, I'm just gonna I'm going I've written down.
Speaker 2: You don't need to know.
Speaker 3: Them, I know, but I don't think you would have
Speaker 3: known either.
Speaker 2: Well that you can say about anything in that box.
Speaker 3: Okay, all right?
Speaker 4: Name the South African surgeon who carried out the first
Speaker 4: hard transplant.
Speaker 2: Operation, Oscar Pastorius.
Speaker 3: No, isn't he the guy with the leg.
Speaker 2: Like the paralympian that shot his partner to death.
Speaker 4: I'm going to say something, but I'm going to keep
Speaker 4: it off because I might get canceled.
Speaker 3: Just say it, okay.
Speaker 4: I actually don't mind if he if he if he
Speaker 4: shot me as well, he's gonna he's gonna fit in
Speaker 4: a weird way.
Speaker 3: I want to take legos and hit mutants to hit
Speaker 3: me with it. Anyway. What was then? It was Christian Bernard.
Speaker 2: A Bernard first Bernardoud.
Speaker 3: Right, it's ready for your next question.
Speaker 4: I am what was the name of the sex pistols first.
Speaker 2: Single, I'm Gonna shoot on you?
Speaker 3: Oh You're gonna shoot on me?
Speaker 2: Is that not? They said?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 2: I mean I don't know, you want to be an argang?
Speaker 2: No glitter.
Speaker 3: Sex Pistols glitter? I don't think so. No. They were
Speaker 3: more like Brundie right.
Speaker 2: Where they were. I just I thought of the glad
Speaker 2: Rock person that I shouldn't have thought about.
Speaker 3: Well. The answer was an ark in the UK in
Speaker 3: the UK, anarchy in the UK in the UK. You're
Speaker 3: crap in this game today? Though?
Speaker 2: What's going on today?
Speaker 3: Usually, Mike, you're usually on top four. I'm kind of disappointed.
Speaker 4: Next question, Okay, which country won the Eurovision Song Contest
Speaker 4: in two thousand and four?
Speaker 3: No way ooh mm hmm, not far off.
Speaker 2: It was around then. They're hard rock halloly By Lord
Speaker 2: did hear.
Speaker 3: Fucking away the Dir Dir two thousand and four? I
Speaker 3: wasn't in the UK so I couldn't argue and I
Speaker 3: would have been.
Speaker 2: Now for the answering this, you.
Speaker 4: Know they actually don't show They actually don't show the
Speaker 4: Eurovision back in.
Speaker 2: The Caribbean because it's just part of Europe.
Speaker 3: Well, I mean Australia is in Eurovision now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's that's just because we can.
Speaker 3: I mean, do they show it? Do Do they show
Speaker 3: in common world, common colonies? I don't think so. Maybe
Speaker 3: in the British Vision Islands maybe nobody in there.
Speaker 4: It was Ukraine, Oh, Ukraine, we watched some they didn't say,
Speaker 4: they didn't say half a story they didn't say.
Speaker 3: But I mean, I mean, I mean, all right, let's
Speaker 3: go throndther One. What point? What point are you on?
Speaker 3: What point are you on?
Speaker 2: Not many?
Speaker 3: Okay, let's go again.
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 4: Which English club would the runners up in the Europa
Speaker 4: League Final of twenty ten?
Speaker 3: Because you know, Mike, you.
Speaker 2: Love balls, I do you love. I love seeing eleven
Speaker 2: men that sweaty for ninety minutes.
Speaker 3: Isn't that your standard Sunday evening? Anyway?
Speaker 2: Let me think you're ope at twenty ten British club?
Speaker 3: Which English twelve year.
Speaker 2: Manchester City, Manchester United, Liverpool Nope, Everton Nope, Tottenham Hotspur,
Speaker 2: Arsenal nope, Sheffield Wednesday nope, Sheffield United nope, Cambridge United nope,
Speaker 2: Bogner FC nope.
Speaker 3: It was Fulham. You were far from it.
Speaker 2: Arsenal's near Fulham. No, Arsenal is Now do you know
Speaker 2: London very well? It's nearer than Manchester City.
Speaker 3: More words, Hammersmid which is on the south side. Arsenal
Speaker 3: is not right.
Speaker 2: So if you're driving from the center of London right
Speaker 2: to Arsenal or to Fulham, they're both close to each
Speaker 2: other than Manchester.
Speaker 3: I mean I don't drive I got close.
Speaker 2: You read the year I was in the same city.
Speaker 3: I don't. I don't, I don't know how, I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't know. I think you're I think you're on
Speaker 3: your own with that one. Anyway, let's go right.
Speaker 4: You must get this one because you're British who won
Speaker 4: the War of the roses.
Speaker 2: So do you want the answer you'll have on the
Speaker 2: card or the correct answer right? There's the correct answer
Speaker 2: is the Stewart clank okay, which is not the answer'll
Speaker 2: have there right okay? Or the Windsors okay, it would
Speaker 2: be Lancastrians.
Speaker 3: Do you know what that is?
Speaker 4: I give you an effort there because it took you
Speaker 4: six questions to get that right, to get the right okay,
Speaker 4: which means you are in your own kind of you
Speaker 4: know why usually when usually when you guess I'm gonna
Speaker 4: knowledge r it.
Speaker 2: No you don't, Yeah, you do. No knowledge you get
Speaker 2: is that person doesn't wash the bell im properly.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but I think Smegma is good for the good
Speaker 3: for the brain as well.
Speaker 2: No, it's not, are you sure?
Speaker 3: Yeah? Well I well, oh well, well.
Speaker 2: Nick snacks down on his Magma deal. We're going to
Speaker 2: go to a break. Welcome back to you in the
Speaker 2: cud and now we take a deep breath, relax and
Speaker 2: get ready to have something shoved in us, which is lovely.
Speaker 2: It's crafty queens, So for graftics.
Speaker 4: I guess I'm going to be doing something today's to
Speaker 4: show crafty. I'm right, yeah, yeah, amazing.
Speaker 3: What am I doing?
Speaker 2: You don't know, I don't know. That's always So.
Speaker 3: I'm just gonna make something else of this.
Speaker 4: So here we have a trusted plastic hanger, and we
Speaker 4: are going to use some cuts emitting wolve.
Speaker 3: Okay, and we're just gonna make it look cute. Okay.
Speaker 2: Cool. So you're going to is this going to be
Speaker 2: wrapping the string around the hangar to make it a fabric?
Speaker 4: Yes, because as Joan Collin said, no more wires, so
Speaker 4: using ones. So all you're gonna do is you're gonna
Speaker 4: wrap your your your hanger in wolf okay, and you're
Speaker 4: going to make it look very pretty like the end
Speaker 4: of this lovely it's all been wrapped like a mummy.
Speaker 3: Uh huh.
Speaker 4: You're going to use a little glue, gonna design and
Speaker 4: make it look real cute, okay, Cool off.
Speaker 2: Your pup, Okay, cool. So I just I'm gonna start
Speaker 2: doing stuff straight away because.
Speaker 3: You're just glue stuff right away.
Speaker 2: Well, I'm going to glue the string onto the to
Speaker 2: the hanger so it's it's attached. I nearly did a swear.
Speaker 3: Oh did you nearly playing on TV? I know?
Speaker 4: Well, oh no, I know, not taking about I don't know,
Speaker 4: what do you consider if I'm a crafty person?
Speaker 2: Like so, this part of the show always teaches me
Speaker 2: that no is the answer that question. I'm not a
Speaker 2: crafty person. I am a person who likes to buy
Speaker 2: things that have been made. Yeah, are you an arty
Speaker 2: person normally?
Speaker 3: No? Actually I'm very I'm very much not an anti person.
Speaker 3: I think. I mean I used to I used to
Speaker 3: draw the life I used to want as a child.
Speaker 2: Okay, but I never look on that, look on that
Speaker 2: and what kind of things did you draw?
Speaker 4: I used to draw like living in a big mansion
Speaker 4: and you know, like being like in Saltburn.
Speaker 2: I'm aware of Saltburn, right, I.
Speaker 3: Just wanted a knot. I want knife though, nice house.
Speaker 2: For the battle with water to drinking?
Speaker 3: Yeah, nice and nice Jacob Lardy bad water and drinking.
Speaker 4: You know it was great, It was great. I didn't
Speaker 4: get any of that. What I get was just trauma.
Speaker 2: I think we all got trauma. I mean, to be fair,
Speaker 2: if you're drinking bath water, you've got a bit of
Speaker 2: trauma there.
Speaker 3: I mean, I'm done worse than drinking someone's coming bad water.
Speaker 2: Did you hear how they made that look like bath water?
Speaker 2: It's yogurt, milk and water mixed together.
Speaker 3: Oh god, a lot of work.
Speaker 2: And he had to do it eight or ten times.
Speaker 2: Every time he had a different face, and he did
Speaker 2: it a different way.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, so they could pick the right one.
Speaker 2: I want to see those outtakes.
Speaker 4: I don't know about you, but I was really hoping
Speaker 4: they were going to have them some some really big
Speaker 4: gay at tension.
Speaker 3: Like I was really hoping for them.
Speaker 4: So like, apparently apparently we're on the streets that they
Speaker 4: caught the kiss scene off between him and him and
Speaker 4: Jacob Alardie.
Speaker 2: No, but they left the riding scene in the riding
Speaker 2: the riding scene, Oh.
Speaker 3: That was great.
Speaker 4: Hello, I love something. Someone on top of me using
Speaker 4: spitus lube. Baby, I'm so turned on right now. Not
Speaker 4: on that this crafty queen's baby can feed, but you
Speaker 4: know there's something there is there a movement. Yeah, the
Speaker 4: waters are flowing. Okay, So I think it was great
Speaker 4: for anyone who hasn't seen swell when please go watch it.
Speaker 3: Please do't watch with your parents.
Speaker 2: Watch it with your parents. It's fun for all the family.
Speaker 2: Mmmmmmmm right. And I say that because when the first
Speaker 2: Thor movie came out, my parents and I went to
Speaker 2: watch on Boxing Day the first Thorn movie. First Chris Hemsworth.
Speaker 2: Oh wow, and yeah that was an interesting watch.
Speaker 3: You touch you touch yourself next to your parents? Wow?
Speaker 2: I didn't. I wanted to.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, he's so hot. Okay, yeah, you do you
Speaker 3: think you think? Do you think.
Speaker 2: You think?
Speaker 3: Are you thinking Chris? Chris Hans with his heart? Yeah?
Speaker 3: Do you know?
Speaker 2: Like Liam, I like all the Handsworth, even that the
Speaker 2: ugly onely keeping the box?
Speaker 3: Oh god, no, do you know?
Speaker 4: Do you know the Ford Jonah's brother and no one
Speaker 4: pays attention to him because he's fat.
Speaker 3: Yeah, that's terrible.
Speaker 2: It is terrible, and that's the world we live in, unfortunately.
Speaker 3: But he's kind of good looking.
Speaker 2: He's a good looking guy. I mean, I would not
Speaker 2: say no.
Speaker 3: I mean I wouldn't say don't say any Joan her brothers.
Speaker 2: I don't know all their names, Uh.
Speaker 3: Nick? Now that do you? Nick? Nick? Nick and Nick?
Speaker 3: I don't know they're all they all day.
Speaker 4: I know one isn't like I know one was married
Speaker 4: to Sophie Turner from gamer Throne Sansa and that he
Speaker 4: was married to her and then they broke up.
Speaker 2: You know what.
Speaker 4: Right, you know what this crafty queen, this looks like
Speaker 4: a like a like a fish live in a minute
Speaker 4: giving fish line.
Speaker 2: I'm getting nautical from mine too, Right?
Speaker 3: Can I go anywhere with this? Because I feel like
Speaker 3: it's gonna I'm just gonna make it look spicy.
Speaker 2: It's gonna make it look spicy.
Speaker 3: Minus boohoo dot com. That's what it's given in the sale,
Speaker 3: in the sale, in the sale, in the sale.
Speaker 4: Well, I'm gonna I'm gonna spoot it and make up.
Speaker 4: You get to make her a bit more spicy. Now,
Speaker 4: let's see. Okay, let's see what I can do here.
Speaker 4: I don't I've not made for this craft. I'm not
Speaker 4: I'm not making for I'm not made for this life.
Speaker 2: You're not made for this life.
Speaker 3: And I'm made for this life. Just asking craft stuff
Speaker 3: not for me?
Speaker 2: Then I say, I enjoy myself. It's it's just it's
Speaker 2: quite cathartic. I believes the word cathartic, cathartic, cathartic. I
Speaker 2: like that word soothing. I mean something waggling my face.
Speaker 3: Let's doing right them shipping. I hope for the best.
Speaker 3: That's how I navigate life, to be fair, honestly.
Speaker 4: I mean, if you were going on Furst days then
Speaker 4: a guy actually to do like a crafty queen, what
Speaker 4: would you say?
Speaker 2: No, I would say, no, this is my tatty. I'm going.
Speaker 4: Oh right, I feel like I feel like I feel
Speaker 4: like I know where I'm going with this. Now it's
Speaker 4: going to stop it. No, it's going to start. It's
Speaker 4: going somewhere.
Speaker 3: Up. No, No, I don't.
Speaker 4: I feel like it's kind of thing that will give you,
Speaker 4: to give you for sale in a in a in
Speaker 4: a gift shop.
Speaker 3: I don't think.
Speaker 2: Does she really? I don't know.
Speaker 3: I don't don't quote.
Speaker 2: Don't quote me, don't you're the ones saying.
Speaker 3: I don't want to policia coming to my house and saying.
Speaker 4: Nick Charles that, I don't think they care if she's
Speaker 4: she's selling, she's she's selling like British posters and stuff.
Speaker 3: Okay, right, I think my craft decree. How do I
Speaker 3: cut this?
Speaker 2: Mm hmm?
Speaker 3: What do I cut?
Speaker 2: This is in the word of basement jazz, good luck,
Speaker 2: good luck?
Speaker 3: All right? Right? No, not what's right?
Speaker 2: I've got murder in the dance from Yeah with a
Speaker 2: lovely penis, like a lovely penis with a lovely penis.
Speaker 3: Well, I don't think that much. H h.
Speaker 2: The concentration in the space, I know, living living my
Speaker 2: best life.
Speaker 4: And there you have a ladies and gentlemen, fresh from
Speaker 4: Paris fashion Week.
Speaker 3: You have the Christmas tree hanger.
Speaker 4: Serving serving mummy realness straight out of the House of
Speaker 4: Chanal in.
Speaker 3: The Northern Quarter. They could never look at that. Look
Speaker 3: at her. She's giving, she's giving, honey.
Speaker 2: She's giving it.
Speaker 4: She really she's great, she's well designed, she's well groomed,
Speaker 4: and she also comes with a stand.
Speaker 3: Look at her winning.
Speaker 4: If it can't get any pain, any vagine or anything
Speaker 4: in between, just be a crafty queen.
Speaker 2: I think what it was doing very well there.
Speaker 3: I think one of us is doing very well.
Speaker 2: I don't think it's you.
Speaker 3: I don't think it's you either.
Speaker 2: Mine's beautiful, mine's mine's artistically, it's nice and neat, mine's lovely, neat.
Speaker 2: Look oh yes, yes yours.
Speaker 3: But this is this right? So this is giving Wilkinson.
Speaker 4: This is straight out of avant garde in Chanel in France.
Speaker 4: Do you don't see this is giving the louver You
Speaker 4: can never love? This is avant god, honey, better work.
Speaker 2: That's that's giving. That's giving you doing smacking the lo's
Speaker 2: giving the louver and that's that's giving me.
Speaker 4: Hepatize, not this leave my leave my crafty queen work alone.
Speaker 4: Every time I'll come here, I get used, abuse and
Speaker 4: left and we don't even charge you for the privilege. Okay,
Speaker 4: that's almost the end of the show. Dress Woman to
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Speaker 2: Thank you for watching and we'll see you all soon.
Speaker 3: Bye. That's just it's trash man, No, it's given. Look
Speaker 3: at her, Look at her.
Speaker 2: You can see her run