Speaker 1: Hey, everybody all going to Pink Shade. It is Thursday.
Speaker 1: That means it's Pop and Bravo on Thursday. And I've
Speaker 1: got my buddy here, Ace Fanning, Hey, Ace, do you.
Speaker 2: Call everyone your buddy or my special? I call oh,
Speaker 2: never mind, let's keep moving.
Speaker 1: I hell people that I know my buddy. But I
Speaker 1: have at one point received some criticism because I said
Speaker 1: my friend, and people thought that I was bragging if
Speaker 1: I said my friend. So if I say you and
Speaker 1: I are friends, which we are, and it seems like
Speaker 1: I'm bragging that I'm friends with.
Speaker 2: You, Why are people so stupid?
Speaker 1: That's a great question. But uh, and.
Speaker 3: Anything, I think people should be mad at you because
Speaker 3: I should be called your friend, not your buddy, and that's.
Speaker 2: Why they should be mad, no other reason.
Speaker 1: But we are friends.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 3: I don't want to get stuck in the weeds with
Speaker 3: it all, but it is definitely like throwing me under
Speaker 3: the bus.
Speaker 1: It's fine, Okay, Listen, we're friends. We're real life friends.
Speaker 1: We text each other. Listen me more than you. Let's
Speaker 1: be honest about that. You're not the greatest of texting.
Speaker 2: No, I'm really not.
Speaker 1: You really really leave somebody on red for two weeks
Speaker 1: kind of yeah.
Speaker 3: Yeah, it's not because I think I'm important or anything.
Speaker 2: It's just like it's so hard for me.
Speaker 1: It's okay because if you don't reply, I know generally
Speaker 1: that I probably didn't do anything to make you mad.
Speaker 1: But I'll wait four or five days. I'll try again.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: I listen. I've come to understand you a little better
Speaker 1: as we've become better friends, and I understand that sometimes
Speaker 1: it's just not in you to reply right away.
Speaker 2: Oh, you know, you know how it goes. Let's say, Paine,
Speaker 2: how are you.
Speaker 1: I'm great, I'm doing great.
Speaker 3: Okay, health wise, we're good, We're happy, we're healthy.
Speaker 1: Sure, all the things. I've got a I've got a
Speaker 1: genetic testing appointment in November. Oh to see genetically, Like,
Speaker 1: what's wrong with me?
Speaker 3: Okay, humble brag. We can't all blame it on our genetics.
Speaker 1: Really, what I want to do is blame it on
Speaker 1: my parents. Great, Yeah, why did you tell me I
Speaker 1: had this thing? So? No, really, it's just to find out,
Speaker 1: you know, passing it a long situation to my children.
Speaker 3: Are you worried that you might get pregnant again and
Speaker 3: pass it on to this child.
Speaker 1: You know that ship sailed a solid, solid ten years ago. Solid. Actually,
Speaker 1: let's let's take it back. Let's let's say fifteen, let's
Speaker 1: say let's be honest. Let's be honest. I'm no Murushka Hargate.
Speaker 2: Okay, so that way.
Speaker 3: Do you know who that is? Is that the lady
Speaker 3: from Law and Order.
Speaker 2: S for you?
Speaker 1: Yes?
Speaker 2: Yeah, okay, okay, look at that? Does she have a kid?
Speaker 2: Super late in life?
Speaker 1: I think she had twins Day like fifth Oh show.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I didn't know her mom was famous.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she was Jane's Mansfield she was. She was a
Speaker 1: Marilyn Monroe type, you know, yeah, she was. Did you
Speaker 1: watch the documentary?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 1: No, of course not.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I don't think that seemed like above my pay grade
Speaker 3: educational wise.
Speaker 1: You know, maybe, I don't know. Have you watched I'm
Speaker 1: putting my phone on silent. I'm not ignoring you.
Speaker 2: That's okay, you can me.
Speaker 1: I was watching the Donna Aidolson trial, which I'm obsessed with.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you what's better about the Donna
Speaker 1: Adelson trial versus the Karen Reed trial, which I was
Speaker 1: also obsessed with. Right, Donna Adelson trial, it is moving
Speaker 1: and grooming. We have got a witness. We ask them
Speaker 1: ten questions. This person asked the Boom, They're done, let's
Speaker 1: get the next one. We're not spending days on the
Speaker 1: stand with somebody. And then they're parsing every single This
Speaker 1: is just like Boom, you met her in prison. She
Speaker 1: told you what to say, and you said, no, not
Speaker 1: even for commissary, I won't do it. And then yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna tell you something. Okay. So Donna Adelson, there
Speaker 1: was a murder for her plot. Okay, Her daughter, Wendy
Speaker 1: was married to this guy Dan. Okay, So Wendy was
Speaker 1: married to Dan, and by all accounts, like you know
Speaker 1: from her writings and whatever, they found her emails or
Speaker 1: something she sent, she was like, I feel like I'm
Speaker 1: living somebody else's life. Like she didn't necessarily really want
Speaker 1: to marry this guy, but she like married him, had
Speaker 1: the kids to the thing, and then, as people do
Speaker 1: sometimes realize like yeah, not for me, so they get
Speaker 1: a divorce. It's all a very regular story, right.
Speaker 2: Okay.
Speaker 1: What comes in here now is Donna, the mother in law,
Speaker 1: Wendy's mother, who doesn't like it that they live in Tallahassee,
Speaker 1: that they lived there originally because they're both Wendy and
Speaker 1: Dan were both lawyers. Dan was a professor at some
Speaker 1: college and I'm sorry, apologies to the people of Florida.
Speaker 1: I mean just the people of Tallahassee actually, and not
Speaker 1: all the people of Florida because anyway, so apologize, no
Speaker 1: no back. Okay. So he was a professort to college.
Speaker 1: She was also a lawyer at a firm. They live there.
Speaker 1: There are two kids live there. Donna and her husband
Speaker 1: live in Miami, and they don't like it. The daughter
Speaker 1: and grandkids are over here in Tallahassee, which is a
Speaker 1: night to our drive. They don't like it.
Speaker 2: Oh, they want as big.
Speaker 1: There's big, and they want their daughter and those grandkids
Speaker 1: closer to them.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's it.
Speaker 1: Should they should be here. They're divorced. Now, there's no
Speaker 1: reason for her to be there. Well, the father of
Speaker 1: the children lives there and he is a professor at college,
Speaker 1: and he's like, yeah, so this is where we live now.
Speaker 1: Wendy is like in the middle of buying a house.
Speaker 1: She like wants to buy the house. All this stuff.
Speaker 1: She kind of indicates her mom bugs and it might
Speaker 1: be just fine for her to be in Tallahassee. But
Speaker 1: she's sort of, in my opinion, this is my opinion,
Speaker 1: she's sort of going along with her mother to be
Speaker 1: like yeah, yeah, yeah, definitely want to move to Miami, Like, oh, Dan,
Speaker 1: he's terrible, right keeping me in Tallahassee. But actually I'm
Speaker 1: getting the feeling she's like, yeah, to'd be fine, you know,
Speaker 1: be fine to see my parents three times a month.
Speaker 1: That's a lot. They live eight.
Speaker 2: Hours, that is a lot. I mean, my parents live
Speaker 2: ten minutes away. I don't know if I see him
Speaker 2: that often.
Speaker 1: So it's kind of like that. But meanwhile, you know, Donna,
Speaker 1: the mom gets in her head like we got to
Speaker 1: do something, like the problem is the problem is Dan. Well,
Speaker 1: then she enlists her son, who's a periodontist. Her husband's
Speaker 1: also a periodontist. They run the Adolesen Institute, which is
Speaker 1: a dental practice, but it sounds like the college. You
Speaker 1: sound like you go and get a well, you go
Speaker 1: get a lobotomy there, Like what are we talking about?
Speaker 1: So she starts talking to Charlie, the kind of unhinged brother,
Speaker 1: like hey, what should we do about this? First they
Speaker 1: come up with these ideas. Okay, Donna's is in writing emails.
Speaker 1: It Wendy, here's what I think you should do. You
Speaker 1: should they're all very Jewish. Dan has As they been married,
Speaker 1: Dan has become more like wanting to be kosher and
Speaker 1: all this and more, you know, leaning in. That was
Speaker 1: another one of her things. She was like, as we
Speaker 1: got married longer, he's like leaning into more a section
Speaker 1: of Judaism. You know, I wasn't into before.
Speaker 2: They wear wigs.
Speaker 1: No, no, no, no, no, that's that's no. That's like
Speaker 1: Hasidic and all that. Okay, so no, but just like
Speaker 1: he wanted to have kosher house and all this stuff
Speaker 1: where you have to separate all the food and all that.
Speaker 1: And she's like, look An, it's on her for that.
Speaker 1: It's fine, they get divorce, everything's fine. Well, somewhere along
Speaker 1: the line, Wendy the mom Donna decides, well they need
Speaker 1: to be here. What can we do? The problem is Dan.
Speaker 1: So what we're gonna do is we're gonna mentally torture Dan.
Speaker 1: So we're gonna do things like why don't we dress
Speaker 1: the children who were like four and two, why don't
Speaker 1: we dress them up like Nazis? Oh these people are Jewish?
Speaker 2: Wow, okay, out of left field.
Speaker 1: We're gonna you know what, it's fine if they dress
Speaker 1: up like Jake the Pie, they don't think they're pirates,
Speaker 1: they won't think they're Nazis. It'll be funny. We're gonna
Speaker 1: fuck with Dan.
Speaker 2: That's funny. That's funny.
Speaker 1: It's hilarious to dress your children up as Nazis.
Speaker 2: Wow. Okay.
Speaker 1: Also that won't affect them later, like no, no, no.
Speaker 1: Then her other plan was to really fuck with Dan.
Speaker 1: We're gonna get them a baptised. They're gonna all become Catholic,
Speaker 1: so we're gonna do it. Listen there, you don't really
Speaker 1: have to be Catholic. You just like do the whole
Speaker 1: thing and pretend. Okay, okay, So we're just gonna do that,
Speaker 1: and you're gonna enroll them in this Christian school and
Speaker 1: be like, hey, Dan, you can attend all the Christian
Speaker 1: events at the Catholic school. I looked into it. You
Speaker 1: could get baptised in two weeks Catholicism.
Speaker 2: I love.
Speaker 3: I love a quick process, my ADHD, because by the
Speaker 3: time it would take for me to actually get baptized,
Speaker 3: I'm over it.
Speaker 2: I don't want to do it anymore.
Speaker 1: Well, the kids are four and two and so, but
Speaker 1: but no, she wasn't using the children against him at all.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, not at all.
Speaker 1: She's literally like, have them dressed up as Nazis, have
Speaker 1: them get back all the all these are her plans
Speaker 1: to fuck with her former son in law so that
Speaker 1: Wendy and the kids will have to move to Miami.
Speaker 3: Okaw, I did just quickly do a quick Google search.
Speaker 3: I'm not finding it readily available childhood Nazie costume.
Speaker 1: So no, okay, that's something you don't want on your computer.
Speaker 3: Well, I was just thinking, like, you know, is it
Speaker 3: a spirit? Where are we getting this costume? But it
Speaker 3: doesn't seem like it's easy to access.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and so now the feds are coming to your house.
Speaker 1: But okay, so anyway that so way I'm just saying
Speaker 1: to Grandma is like she ain't right in the head right.
Speaker 1: But Wendy also is an oversharer. She's constantly sharing with
Speaker 1: her mom, like the court filings and stuff like, oh, Dan,
Speaker 1: he's so awful, can you believe this? Blah blah blah.
Speaker 1: Then the kids start saying things to their dad like
Speaker 1: Grandma calls you stupid, and uh, Grandma said that you're
Speaker 1: trying to take her shun sunshine's away. So Grandma's like singing,
Speaker 1: don't take my sunshine away. It's like your dad trying
Speaker 1: to say my sunshine away. Like now she Grandma's trying
Speaker 1: to poison the kids. So then the court orders that
Speaker 1: Grandma can't see the kids anymore unless it's with a supervisor.
Speaker 1: Gin know what's going to solve all those problems days,
Speaker 1: Just get rid.
Speaker 2: Of dance, kill him, kill him.
Speaker 1: Get rid of the You know what, the kids will
Speaker 1: be fine if their dad is murdered in the driveway
Speaker 1: right after he dropped a preschool.
Speaker 2: Here's the thing. They're four and two.
Speaker 3: You know they're.
Speaker 1: Gonna know, they're gonna be like, hey, blood stained in
Speaker 1: the driveway. What's that? Just don't just keep walking. So anyway,
Speaker 1: Grandma contacts dentist's son Charlie, who has a license place
Speaker 1: on this car. Says Maestro, because he's such a good dentist. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and says, hey, you know that girl that works at
Speaker 1: the office, you should make look like collection know some
Speaker 1: gang members. You know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2: Okay, so she's also racist, Well, I guess the Nazi thing.
Speaker 1: The Nazi thing is also racist against herself and so
Speaker 1: she then not racist against herself. You knew what I meant,
Speaker 1: So the Nazi thing racist, saying this girl who's Hispanic,
Speaker 1: she probably knows them gang members. Well, turns out she did,
Speaker 1: and it's her ex boyfriend, the father of her children.
Speaker 1: Said Hey, I also know a guy and we'll do
Speaker 1: it for I don't know. I think it's fifty thousand dollars.
Speaker 1: I can't remember. Meanwhile, before that, Donna had proposed to
Speaker 1: Dan that she would give him a million dollars to
Speaker 1: let Wendy and the kids move to Miami, to which
Speaker 1: he's like, get the fuck out of here. These are
Speaker 1: my kids. So Dan's not playing along. So we go
Speaker 1: through Katie, the front desk girl who knows Sigfredo Garcia,
Speaker 1: which is her baby daddy, and this other guy, Luis Rivera.
Speaker 1: I believe. Don't come at me if that's wrong, but
Speaker 1: I believe they're their names, and they just like, go
Speaker 1: in June, they can't find Dan. Dan's busy, they can't
Speaker 1: find him, so they go back in July or August
Speaker 1: or whenever it was, and they just she'd been in
Speaker 1: the driveway after he dropped his kids off at preschool.
Speaker 3: That honestly, Like if you hired Caitlyn and I as
Speaker 3: your hit man, that's us. Like we're like, we tried,
Speaker 3: couldn't do it, Like we'll try again next month, you know,
Speaker 3: Like that was a lot.
Speaker 2: There's a lot on this trip.
Speaker 1: It was like we had to drive eight hours and
Speaker 1: then we followed him around and he has kids with
Speaker 1: him the whole time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, but they got.
Speaker 1: It right the next time because there's a series of
Speaker 1: events where they're asking all these other people like what
Speaker 1: are Dan's actions going to be? And then you look
Speaker 1: at old Donna, grandma's hand day planner, and she's got
Speaker 1: things written in there like Dan Markel's her former son
Speaker 1: in law. They've been divorce for a year. Make a
Speaker 1: model and license plate of his car.
Speaker 2: Well, here's does.
Speaker 1: Your mother in law have that information about you?
Speaker 3: What if she was just like, well, I'd love to
Speaker 3: get him ticketed by the meter maid, you know, like
Speaker 3: if I see it out, I want to confirm that's
Speaker 3: his I'm going to get him. Listen, I'll be her attorney.
Speaker 2: Right now.
Speaker 1: You might be doing a better job than her attorneys
Speaker 1: are because they really suck.
Speaker 2: Gotcha, Okay, I like that, And.
Speaker 1: That's pretty entertaining because they get up there and they
Speaker 1: just shuffle some papers. And this morning, just when I
Speaker 1: was watching, there was an argument because they were like, yeah,
Speaker 1: so we want this person from the jail, a sheriff
Speaker 1: that works there, to testify on our behalf of the defense,
Speaker 1: like to say, you know, blah blah blah about Donna.
Speaker 1: And that woman who worked at the sheriff's apartment was like, yeah, no.
Speaker 1: So they were like telling them the judge like, she
Speaker 1: won't testify, and the judge goes, did you subpoena her? No,
Speaker 1: so you just went and asked her and she said no,
Speaker 1: and they said yeah, the judge, look, so what do
Speaker 1: you want me to do? Like she legally doesn't have
Speaker 1: You can't force somebody to testify if you didn't subpoena them.
Speaker 1: They can't just you can't just make them. You can't
Speaker 1: just make them. And so we spent twenty minutes in
Speaker 1: court this morning about them, like, but we wanted to
Speaker 1: test it, and she said.
Speaker 3: No, oh god, you know what this is Me and Kaitlin,
Speaker 3: we're also the attorneys in this.
Speaker 2: We're very lazy. We couldn't follow through on any of it.
Speaker 1: And when I tell you. The judge has told Donna
Speaker 1: Adelsen to grandma, they're trying to make like, look at
Speaker 1: her inner sweater. She's just a little grandma.
Speaker 2: Which like the Jody Arias on her Yeah yeah, or.
Speaker 1: The La me Nindas put them on a little sweater.
Speaker 1: Look how sweet he is. Murdered his parents with a
Speaker 1: shotgun right to the face. So I have enjoyed every
Speaker 1: minute of it. I have enjoyed the jailhouse snitches, the
Speaker 1: ladies coming through, like Donna Ailson promised me a grand
Speaker 1: piano if I would get on the stand and lie.
Speaker 3: Do they bring them out in their jail house uh
Speaker 3: bergialia or do they get cute outfits?
Speaker 1: Well, Donna Adelson, because she's the she does. But the
Speaker 1: people that were testifying, I'm talking like shackles.
Speaker 3: Oh come on, yeah, I wouldn't want a cute outfit.
Speaker 3: If I'm going to be on TV, I'm going to
Speaker 3: testify that I would put that in my thing.
Speaker 2: Give me a cute outfit.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm only going to test well yeah no, because
Speaker 1: they're coming from the jail and Donna Adelson at one
Speaker 1: point wrote out a script, wrote a script in her
Speaker 1: own handwriting and gave to this jailhouse girl and said,
Speaker 1: this is what she say on the stand. It is
Speaker 1: in your own handwriting, Like.
Speaker 2: We do an analysis on this.
Speaker 1: Yes, yes, a lady came up. It was like, this
Speaker 1: is her handwriting, here's the comparison. Yeah, it has been
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Speaker 2: Now you know what I've been loving the Cardi b Trial.
Speaker 1: Okay, tell me everything, because I've only seen clips.
Speaker 2: So she oh, I've only seen but I'm an expert
Speaker 2: for sure.
Speaker 1: Okay. So she got accused of like slapping around somebody
Speaker 1: and it didn't happen.
Speaker 3: So she goes to an obi appointment because she's pregnant,
Speaker 3: but she doesn't want it getting out, so that they
Speaker 3: closed down the entire building for her.
Speaker 2: She goes in.
Speaker 3: There's a security guard there. This girl records. Now, don't
Speaker 3: quote me. I've made pretty much all of this up
Speaker 3: by the clips that I've seen. Okay, records her. She says,
Speaker 3: why are you recording me? And she's like, I'm not
Speaker 3: recording you. And then it turns into a scuffle, which
Speaker 3: is the alleged part.
Speaker 2: Whether there was a scuffle or not. Cardi B.
Speaker 3: Says I was disabled. I'm pregnant and he says, okay, like,
Speaker 3: what do you mean you're disabled? She's like, I'm pregnant. Hello,
Speaker 3: and he goes hello, it's been He's terrible. So now
Speaker 3: they're doing closing arguments and he is just all over
Speaker 3: the place. At one point, he refers to Cardi B.
Speaker 3: As his client's name.
Speaker 1: Oh, the defense attorney for the person.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh hilarious.
Speaker 3: Or I guess prosecution. I think Cardi's on defense. Yes, yes,
Speaker 3: they're trying to see her for like twenty four million dollars.
Speaker 1: Okay, but Ace I think she won because wasn't there
Speaker 1: a clip yesterday yesterday of her out there? Talking about
Speaker 1: how she won.
Speaker 2: Oh she did. Oh God, she shows you how much
Speaker 2: I know.
Speaker 1: Well, this is what I saw. She was like, look,
Speaker 1: here's the thing. She was like, let this be a lesson.
Speaker 1: I work really really hard, and you're not going to
Speaker 1: sit in your bed and then try to come for
Speaker 1: my money.
Speaker 3: She was, oh, yeah, Cardi B wins a civil assault trial.
Speaker 3: But oh, I thought even at the security did.
Speaker 1: I was like, no, please, no, no, no, she won,
Speaker 1: and she was like, you're not going to sit at
Speaker 1: home in your bed and try to come for my money.
Speaker 1: She was like, work really really hard for this money.
Speaker 1: And she was like, let it be a lesson the
Speaker 1: next person that sues me. I'm going to counter sue
Speaker 1: and I will get paid. I don't care how much
Speaker 1: money I have.
Speaker 3: Oh I love that, you know what I think to myself,
Speaker 3: this has been so good for her career. You know,
Speaker 3: I hadn't heard of Cardi B for a while. You know,
Speaker 3: I hadn't heard me of her music in a while,
Speaker 3: and this has given me a whole new resurgence. I
Speaker 3: wasn't even a huge Cardi B fan, but now I'm
Speaker 3: gonna wop all over the place, like I love Cardi B.
Speaker 2: I'm here for Cardi B. I.
Speaker 1: You're not gonna wop anything. Okay, Well that's a that's
Speaker 1: a female thing.
Speaker 2: It's but like metaphorically, okay, metaphor metaphorically.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna wop all over the place. I just feel
Speaker 3: like she's so funny. She's making the jury laugh like
Speaker 3: I would have. It doesn't even matter to me. Like
Speaker 3: if I'm and I think more criminals should go this vow.
Speaker 3: If you make the jury laugh, I'm gonna say you're
Speaker 3: not guilty. Okay, I'm gonna say I'm gonna side with you,
Speaker 3: like make me laugh. Get into my head a little bit.
Speaker 3: I'm on your side. I'll go down for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah. So I think Donna Adelson in her little sweater
Speaker 1: in her she's got little headphones on. She just can't
Speaker 1: hear a yeah, so old. By the way, the best
Speaker 1: part of this that I forgot to tell you, they
Speaker 1: got an expedited visa, like a two day turnaround. They
Speaker 1: pay because they have all this money. They paid like
Speaker 1: a two day turnaround to get an expedited visa one
Speaker 1: way to Vietnam. After researching countries that don't have extradition
Speaker 1: to the United States.
Speaker 2: Well, I mean they got on.
Speaker 1: The runway, I mean on the tarmac. They had scanned
Speaker 1: their they waited for them to scan their tickets to
Speaker 1: show they were really doing it. And they start to
Speaker 1: walk towards the plane and the rest of them turn it.
Speaker 2: You are so close, so close, but so far away.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I actually will say this too, the headphones and stuff.
Speaker 3: That's not going to work on me because I'm agist,
Speaker 3: and so I'm actually going to be going against Donna
Speaker 3: just for that, just like, yeah, you're probably crotchety.
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, people are grown. And they got a friend
Speaker 1: of theirs got on the stand. It was like, she's
Speaker 1: just a typical Jewish mother. She's a typical Jewish grandmother.
Speaker 1: She worries about her kids, she worries about her grandkids,
Speaker 1: all this stuff.
Speaker 2: Like them in Nazi gear, you know.
Speaker 1: And then they were like hmm, they're like to he
Speaker 1: said like, unlike my wife. You know, my wife is
Speaker 1: also a typical Jewish grandmother. And that's what the attorney said,
Speaker 1: would your wife suggest dressing your children in Nazi gear?
Speaker 1: And he was like no, I don't think.
Speaker 2: So, no, I don't think, but maybe you know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, did it work? No, it didn't work, so anyway,
Speaker 1: that's what I'm obsessed with. I'm obsessed with And yesterday
Speaker 1: I was trying to take pictures of the people in
Speaker 1: the background to send to somebody I know that's really
Speaker 1: obsessed with it. I was like, I need to know
Speaker 1: who this person is and this person is because I
Speaker 1: haven't watched it enough to know who the background the
Speaker 1: people in the audience are. Yeah, I'm obsessed with that.
Speaker 1: I'm obsessed with the people. And there's one lady that's
Speaker 1: like an old lady that just sits back there with
Speaker 1: like huge jackie of sunglasses on and was like, no,
Speaker 1: you won't know me.
Speaker 3: I have tried so hard over the years to get
Speaker 3: into trials, but they just there's so much, like there's
Speaker 3: so much time looking at the fan in the top
Speaker 3: of the room. There is so much just like words
Speaker 3: that I don't understand. Habeas corpus, I don't know what
Speaker 3: that means.
Speaker 2: Objection.
Speaker 3: I never understand when they object to something, is the
Speaker 3: judge saying that, yes, the objection is good or bad?
Speaker 2: Like I can't keep up on it. It's too smart
Speaker 2: of a room for me to be in. But I
Speaker 2: do love just clips. I love a clip.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, Emily D. Baker is what you need to do?
Speaker 1: You go on, you watch her? She stops, she pauses,
Speaker 1: she explains, but then she she leaves herself what she
Speaker 1: goes zoom zoom rooms so she can fast forward the
Speaker 1: boring stuff and then just gets right back to it.
Speaker 2: Oh, I love a zoom zoom.
Speaker 1: And then whenever she like doesn't zoom zoom fast enough
Speaker 1: for me, I zoom zoom past her and I'm like,
Speaker 1: let's get back to it.
Speaker 2: Okay, wow, because.
Speaker 1: I started watching twenty minutes late today, so I've got
Speaker 1: all and then I'm going to do this for an hour.
Speaker 1: I got I'm going to be just right on it
Speaker 1: all day.
Speaker 2: Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, Now tell my family, I'm in court and nobody
Speaker 1: bother me.
Speaker 3: Right, I'm happy for you. I'm I love when we
Speaker 3: find something that brings us a lot of joy. For example,
Speaker 3: unknown number, the high school catfish story has brought me
Speaker 3: a lot of.
Speaker 1: Joy, Okay, Ace, I have asked several people this, so
Speaker 1: I already knew this story, so I already know who Okay,
Speaker 1: just spoiler alert, guys, I already know who the catfisher is.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she's Jamaal she's your mam.
Speaker 1: I haven't seen I love.
Speaker 2: My baby girl.
Speaker 3: Yeah, so what I told her to kill herself and
Speaker 3: that she's a fat hog and that she's got no ass.
Speaker 2: I love my baby girl, I'll do. She's one of
Speaker 2: the most unattractive women I've ever seen.
Speaker 1: Okay, so I've never visually seen these people. I only
Speaker 1: just know the story you like from a podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so you.
Speaker 1: Think I should watch it just for the visual alone.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, and you need to watch it for the visual loan,
Speaker 3: But you also need to watch it because I need eyes,
Speaker 3: all eyes on this woman's daughter, because it's like, why, like,
Speaker 3: why are you like I.
Speaker 2: Still love my mom? You know I miss my mom.
Speaker 3: Mo miss I'm like my mom once told me when
Speaker 3: I was fourteen, do you ever shut up? And I've
Speaker 3: not forgiven her for it. I have not forgiven her
Speaker 3: for that moment in my life. I can't imagine my
Speaker 3: mom being like, hey, you fat pig. He wants nothing
Speaker 3: to do with you. He wants to finger me and
Speaker 3: give I want to give him b jays.
Speaker 2: You didn't know that.
Speaker 1: I didn't know the fingering.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, she's like they're nasty, nasty stuff that she's saying, well.
Speaker 1: That's what Amy said. Amy goes, it's really like Amy goes,
Speaker 1: it's a lot of bad words. I go, yeah, I'm
Speaker 1: okay with bad words, and she gives I say a
Speaker 1: lot of bad words and she goes no. But it's
Speaker 1: really like I want to stick my P and your V.
Speaker 1: But it's a lot of that, but in the other
Speaker 1: terrible words.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and she's just and it just the thing that
Speaker 3: really bothers me is like, shut your mouth. Shut your
Speaker 3: mouth when they're talking to you, because I have no
Speaker 3: sympathy for you.
Speaker 2: She's standing up right now, when she's standing there and.
Speaker 3: She's like this and she's just sorry, uh huh no,
Speaker 3: I love my biery. And she also lied about her
Speaker 3: job her And honestly, here's the thing. Everyone thought it
Speaker 3: was this bully girl named Chloe the entire time. And
Speaker 3: I still honestly say, put Chloe on the stand for something,
Speaker 3: because she's still a little bitch and she's still being
Speaker 3: a little bitch like the daughter.
Speaker 2: No, no, no. Chloe is another girl at the school and
Speaker 2: she was a bully.
Speaker 3: So everyone was like, oh, I think it's Chloe, Like
Speaker 3: they've had issues before, and Chloe's like the way that
Speaker 3: this has affected me. Chloe and her parents are both
Speaker 3: bullies and they can both rotten hail jags.
Speaker 1: Is this woman's name Kendra Lacari?
Speaker 2: Yes, yes, you see the teeth.
Speaker 1: Oh you know what I call that? I see him BLUs.
Speaker 1: You know what I call that. I call that property
Speaker 1: brother's mouth because the property brothers have that.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just together, it don't shut. She's a mouth breather
Speaker 3: for sure. I love my daughter.
Speaker 2: She's so beautiful.
Speaker 3: The reason I picked on and bullied my daughters because
Speaker 3: I knew that she could handle it.
Speaker 2: I knew that she was totally fine.
Speaker 3: I love her with my whole heart. Hold on, let
Speaker 3: me text her real quick. Hey, you fat bitch. I
Speaker 3: fucking hate you and your boyfriend wants nothing to do
Speaker 3: with you. And I'm sorry that, uh you're so ugly
Speaker 3: and your mom's really hot seeing Okay, sorry, I just
Speaker 3: want to check on my bye.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, it's good. It's so good.
Speaker 1: And then so my husband to watch it because he
Speaker 1: doesn't know the story, so he.
Speaker 3: Would be like surprised, absolutely as fuso lutely and you're
Speaker 3: watching it and you're like, okay, I know it's a
Speaker 3: parent but you don't know which parent, and then like
Speaker 3: it all comes out and you're like, oh fuck, it's good. Also,
Speaker 3: so my wife was in the hospital this weekend. We
Speaker 3: thought she was gonna have a baby, but she didn't,
Speaker 3: and so we we were watching a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2: You know, we're kid free. What else do you do
Speaker 2: in a hospital?
Speaker 3: Immediately I'm like, well, out the Apple TV, you know,
Speaker 3: hook that up to the hospital TV. We also watched
Speaker 3: the Jesse's Smolette thing. Did you watch that?
Speaker 1: I heard? I've heard it. See is good.
Speaker 2: It's so good. And it's also like at the end,
Speaker 2: I'm still like.
Speaker 3: Well what I don't even know what I believe now,
Speaker 3: Like I I love to just jump on a bandwagon.
Speaker 3: So when everyone was like, oh, he's a liar, I'm like,
Speaker 3: clearly he's a liar. Did they have any of the facts. No,
Speaker 3: did they have any of the information?
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 3: I watched this and I'm like, well, hang on a second,
Speaker 3: let's pump the brakes for a minute. But then these
Speaker 3: other guys come forward and I'm like, well, he's obvious.
Speaker 2: Like I flip flopped through the whole thing though, But
Speaker 2: did you.
Speaker 1: Feel that it was given? Because sometimes the documentary is
Speaker 1: given like the fuck what's her name? The girl that
Speaker 1: faked her oh, shaved her head and faked her thing.
Speaker 1: That was from There was two documentaries and one was
Speaker 1: from the perspective like she did do it, and one
Speaker 1: with the Cherry Peppini Cherry Peppini thank you between the
Speaker 1: two of us, yes, and it was one was the
Speaker 1: perspective that she definitely fucking did it, and the other
Speaker 1: one was like, this is my time to tell.
Speaker 2: My story, so just you come around.
Speaker 1: So she fucking did.
Speaker 2: It, right.
Speaker 3: Jesse was on it, and so I believe that it
Speaker 3: was a little bit more favorable to him. Okay, but
Speaker 3: it's not until like the very end they show the
Speaker 3: clip and then you see how the people who were
Speaker 3: against him think one thing and the people who were
Speaker 3: for him think another thing. But they don't really tell
Speaker 3: them like what they're looking at when.
Speaker 2: They see it. It's so weird. It's it's wild.
Speaker 1: Okay, God, I don't have time to watch all these things.
Speaker 2: It's tough. Listen. That's why we were in.
Speaker 1: The hospital because you watched too with TV.
Speaker 2: Just a little vacation.
Speaker 1: Okay, your your wife is okay.
Speaker 3: Yes, her blood pressure was really high, so they sent
Speaker 3: her to the hospital and they're like, hey, I think
Speaker 3: we're just gonna take your surclause out. We're gonna do
Speaker 3: she you're gonna have this baby. And we're like, oh, okay,
Speaker 3: like this is this is quick. We'ren't expecting this. And
Speaker 3: then her blood pressure finally came down and it has
Speaker 3: stayed down and like, actually, I think you guys are
Speaker 3: gonna go home.
Speaker 2: And then so that's where we're at.
Speaker 1: When does this baby do or is this like a
Speaker 1: scheduled situation?
Speaker 2: So it's due September?
Speaker 3: It he is due September thirtieth, but tomorrow she's well
Speaker 3: today for them, listen, she's getting her sarclause out. And
Speaker 3: the doctor said, I don't think it'll be long after
Speaker 3: that that your water breaks.
Speaker 2: And then you go into labor.
Speaker 1: Is this breaking news?
Speaker 2: Breaking news? Everybody?
Speaker 1: Oh my goodness, my niece had a baby yesterday. I
Speaker 1: was very exciting.
Speaker 3: Wow, there's lots of September has the most common birthdays. Really, yes,
Speaker 3: and it's because people are screwing around the holidays.
Speaker 1: Okay, that makes sense, So okay, and so your children
Speaker 1: will be two and one in zero.
Speaker 3: Actually, because I really want to humble brag about this.
Speaker 3: He will be twenty twenty months, No, twenty two months,
Speaker 3: sixteen months, and then a newborn.
Speaker 1: Okay, so almost too, almost one and a half are newborn.
Speaker 3: Yes, but I just need to make sure it's three
Speaker 3: under two until November twenty sixth.
Speaker 1: Okay, you got it.
Speaker 2: You will thank you, you win.
Speaker 1: Danny from the Valley has nothing on you. Nope, nope nothing. Listen,
Speaker 1: this is a true, honest question. I'm not trying to
Speaker 1: be funny. Do you have some help in your home?
Speaker 2: You've got to yes. And I have a shit ton
Speaker 2: of family.
Speaker 3: So even when like the doctor was like, hey, you
Speaker 3: need to go to the hospital, it was our nanny
Speaker 3: had just gotten here. She coordinated with my sister and
Speaker 3: my mother in law and they all figured out the
Speaker 3: schedule while we just got to go and watch TV
Speaker 3: at the hospital.
Speaker 1: Okay, good, all right. I just want to make sure. Okay,
Speaker 1: so there is a nanny and there is family. Yes,
Speaker 1: So you're not gonna be like trailer park style, like
Speaker 1: six kids under two running around barefoot and nobody knows
Speaker 1: who's got the baby bottle with the coca in it?
Speaker 3: Right, No, the baby the babies do drink their Coca
Speaker 3: cola out of a bottle, though they do do that.
Speaker 1: That's good, I do good.
Speaker 3: I just want them to grow up with a strong
Speaker 3: immune system, so getting that coca cola and there's real
Speaker 3: good for them.
Speaker 1: Okay, so you know I'm not a Sister Wive's watcher
Speaker 1: yet know everything about it. Yes, so explain to me
Speaker 1: there is a new season coming, Yes, season twenty it's
Speaker 1: coming when September twenty fifth. Okay, new baby will be
Speaker 1: here by then, yes, Okay, that'll be something for you
Speaker 1: guys to do as a family.
Speaker 2: Yes, well, he's also going to be here for Special Forces.
Speaker 1: Okay, when does that start?
Speaker 2: September twenty second?
Speaker 3: I think we also have Seeking Sister Wife around that
Speaker 3: exact same time. Of course, we've got Christine's book out,
Speaker 3: and so he really was just like, hey, September is
Speaker 3: a big month in the world.
Speaker 2: I want to be here for it.
Speaker 1: Yeah, definitely didn't want to miss Seeking Sister Wife because
Speaker 1: you've got to see Garrick Marrifield try to another terrifed
Speaker 1: other woman because God told him in his garage.
Speaker 2: Yes, while working out, Yes, do.
Speaker 1: You guys only cover Sister Wives on your main free
Speaker 1: feed and then everything else is on Patreon.
Speaker 3: Yes, yeah, okay, yes, because I'm scared of like the world,
Speaker 3: I'm scared of the main feed. I'm scared of the public,
Speaker 3: like they're not nice.
Speaker 1: So are you watching any TLC other than seeking so
Speaker 1: story for any of the ninety day shit, any of that.
Speaker 3: No, we don't do ninety day because it's just it's
Speaker 3: too complicated.
Speaker 2: We've got too many.
Speaker 3: It's like you're watching and then you're like, wait, did
Speaker 3: I already watched this episode? Yeah, but in an hour
Speaker 3: and twenty minutes in it's a different perspective on another couple,
Speaker 3: and you're like, oh, this is it's it's too confusing.
Speaker 3: And then I tried watching one of their tell alls
Speaker 3: and it was like six parts. It's a lot, you know.
Speaker 3: I fell in love with Danielle and Mohammad.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, you're throwing it way back, Oh.
Speaker 2: Way back.
Speaker 3: I fell in love with Colti and Marissa and Cultie's mom.
Speaker 3: I fell in love with Jenny and what was his name?
Speaker 2: Yes, I felt there.
Speaker 1: But they're they're coming back.
Speaker 2: For I've heard that. I heard that, and we just.
Speaker 1: Had on this last season Hut for Love.
Speaker 3: But the problem is after Larissa Colt became more of
Speaker 3: a character, and he wasn't culty.
Speaker 2: You know.
Speaker 3: I loved when his mom and him went and picked
Speaker 3: Lorisa up from the Las Vegas airport. They're in the car.
Speaker 3: There's zero tint on the car. You know, the air
Speaker 3: conditioning's not blowing. Very cold like that to me was prime.
Speaker 3: Once these people start to get some money in their pocket,
Speaker 3: I don't like it anymore.
Speaker 2: I'm not interested.
Speaker 1: Well, you did miss on this last Hunt for Love reunion,
Speaker 1: which is only an hour, and you really can zip
Speaker 1: through it just part two. There's only two parts. They
Speaker 1: talk a lot about the size of cults.
Speaker 2: Dick, Well, I've seen it.
Speaker 1: Okay, you've seen his dick.
Speaker 2: Yes, you haven't seen it.
Speaker 1: No, and do not send it to me or we
Speaker 1: will never be friends again.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's don't I see you.
Speaker 1: Get in your phone.
Speaker 3: Don't hydrated, I'm saying hydrated. Do you see my eye twitch?
Speaker 3: It's been going. Oh I understand, listen, I know that
Speaker 3: you've had some stuff in your life. Okay, but this
Speaker 3: eye twitch really takes the case.
Speaker 1: And I twitch will really bug you because you're always
Speaker 1: like pushing it, like make it stop. Yeah, they talk
Speaker 1: about the side as a cult stick a lot, and
Speaker 1: he says he's a grower, not a shower, and then
Speaker 1: they say that that they talk about his erectile dysfunction.
Speaker 1: They talk about, however, if she sucks it, then it works, and.
Speaker 3: Can you like me, that's inappropriate. I don't like to
Speaker 3: listen to the conversation like that.
Speaker 1: It's disgusting.
Speaker 3: Let me tell you something. I'm a grower, not a shower.
Speaker 3: And that's not what Culty is.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's not.
Speaker 1: They literally say, Corney, you told us he had a
Speaker 1: micro penis. Yeah, and she's like, I mean, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I'm like I didn't say that.
Speaker 2: Like yeah you did?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Did They start talking about average penis size and.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I just like, you know five, I think it's
Speaker 3: five and a half in the US.
Speaker 1: That's what they said.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: But I will tell you that kim Bali told me
Speaker 1: that usman had a tiny dick too, and he's up
Speaker 1: there talking about how he's got a baby arm because
Speaker 1: he's from Africa. But kim Bali had sex with him
Speaker 1: and said that is not true.
Speaker 3: I know somebody else who was with a guy legit
Speaker 3: from Africa and Nope, wasn't there either.
Speaker 1: It wasn't there. So listen, who's been said it? He said,
Speaker 1: you all of us know if you can't say a
Speaker 1: whole country.
Speaker 3: If you want to know who has huge wieners, I'll
Speaker 3: explain them to you. They're six foot, they're ninety pounds,
Speaker 3: and they have zero muscle or fat on their body.
Speaker 2: It's all in their wiener.
Speaker 1: Okay. That is the funniest thing because Keisha, my co host,
Speaker 1: says that all the time. She's a tall, a tall,
Speaker 1: skinny guy that's going to have the biggest one. She
Speaker 1: always says that, Yeah, do you and Kisha could get
Speaker 1: together and really be gross together?
Speaker 3: Yes, I've I've I've been on the hunt. Yes for one,
Speaker 3: Miss Kisha.
Speaker 1: Kisha would love to talk to you and she could
Speaker 1: get down in the muddy gross.
Speaker 2: I love that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you know, and she knows not to do it
Speaker 1: with me as to you. Actually, Okay, let's talk about Okay,
Speaker 1: so you have your podcast with Anna. I'm gonna say
Speaker 1: so reality Court.
Speaker 2: Yep.
Speaker 1: So she was formerly on Real Households in Miami. Yes,
Speaker 1: so she knows these ladies. Yes, Now I know she's
Speaker 1: not a fan of my favorite person in the world,
Speaker 1: which is Marisol.
Speaker 2: Yes there what what?
Speaker 1: What is their beef?
Speaker 2: There is?
Speaker 3: Okay, like on the surface, it's just like, oh, they
Speaker 3: don't like each other, but I will tell you and
Speaker 3: it's not my thing to tell. Okay, there is darkness
Speaker 3: there with Marisol and things that she's said to Anna
Speaker 3: and she was said at the Mamaseda brunch, but a
Speaker 3: lot of it has been cut, but it's it's bad,
Speaker 3: really bad.
Speaker 1: Well, I don't want to hear that about I really
Speaker 1: don't because I love her.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but you do know that we're currently being sued
Speaker 3: by h Stephanie and Masudy.
Speaker 2: Well because I because we.
Speaker 3: Make fun of him and he doesn't like it. He
Speaker 3: doesn't have thick skin. I mean, he's old, wrinkly skin.
Speaker 1: But do you say allegedly when you talk about them,
Speaker 1: because you have to say allegedly, like allegedly that house
Speaker 1: they don't have.
Speaker 3: Anna literally has like actual like court documents that she
Speaker 3: refers she's a fucking attorney, like she knows what she's
Speaker 3: talking about. You know me, I just sit here and
Speaker 3: I just say, you know, there, they haven't actually filed suit,
Speaker 3: but they have sent us letters and stuff.
Speaker 1: They said they're going to do it if you don't
Speaker 1: quit shit talking them.
Speaker 2: Yes, and so she's pulling up.
Speaker 1: She's pulling up court documents that she's referring to.
Speaker 2: So it is true, Yes, okay.
Speaker 1: It is because he's there, like in bankruptcy or something.
Speaker 3: Oh, I don't even The thing is is Anna tells
Speaker 3: me this stuff, and I'm so stupid. I'm like, well
Speaker 3: what does that mean?
Speaker 2: You know?
Speaker 3: So I don't even fully understand it all. But I
Speaker 3: just sit there and I commentate on the stupid stuff
Speaker 3: that she's going.
Speaker 1: Yeah, okay, Well so to these people, Okay, do you
Speaker 1: think did Adrianna say ratchet or wretch?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 3: Because now very contentious amongst me and Anna, because.
Speaker 2: I don't know, I doguous is a word. Contentious isn't
Speaker 2: a word.
Speaker 1: I think you're trying to say contentious.
Speaker 3: This has been very contentious wisswiss between me and Anna.
Speaker 3: She's like, I just I feel like, in my head,
Speaker 3: I've never heard someone say you're being wretched, you know,
Speaker 3: because that's what Adrian is saying. She's like, oh I
Speaker 3: was saying wretched. Now I'm not. I don't run in
Speaker 3: smart circles. I don't have a lot of smart people
Speaker 3: around me. We don't really.
Speaker 2: Use the word wretched.
Speaker 3: So that's where I'm struggling because I just don't feel
Speaker 3: like I've ever heard anybody say that.
Speaker 1: You're a wretched You're a wretched person, You're a wretched
Speaker 1: human being. Right, what I'm saying, you're being wretched again.
Speaker 1: This is Adriana. You know, English is not her verse language.
Speaker 2: It's not. But she's also very smart and in the context.
Speaker 1: It like, it's interesting. I thought she was.
Speaker 2: No, she's super smart.
Speaker 3: She's got a ton of like degrees like she's she's like,
Speaker 3: she's very, very smart.
Speaker 1: The Real Housewives of Miami.
Speaker 2: Very smart, which is insane.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: I know you saw when they were doing that tour
Speaker 3: of like those different things, like she knew everything, and I.
Speaker 2: Was like, I don't know anything about anything.
Speaker 1: Well she just knew about that particular.
Speaker 3: No, but she's she's very smart, okay, right, very educated.
Speaker 3: She speaks like six different languages, like she's she's insane.
Speaker 3: I know it's wild because you don't think it with her,
Speaker 3: but I fell on my sword that she called her ratchet.
Speaker 3: Now I will say this, I will die for Kiki Barth.
Speaker 2: That is my absolute number one I love this woman.
Speaker 3: There's not seeing anyone could ever say that she did.
Speaker 3: I don't even care if she's if they bring her
Speaker 3: into your trial with this old woman and she is,
Speaker 3: she's going for the old woman, saying like, no, she's
Speaker 3: a good person.
Speaker 2: I let her babysitting.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I'm going to come in and I'm going
Speaker 3: to say, actually, Mary Pain is wrong and this old
Speaker 3: woman should get off.
Speaker 2: That's how much I love Kiki.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, okay. But she did call Adriana old
Speaker 1: and then and Adriana had called Mirasol old, right, and
Speaker 1: then she said you're.
Speaker 3: Jackie said, you're too old to be talking like that.
Speaker 3: She was almost a compliment, like you are too dignified
Speaker 3: to be using those words.
Speaker 1: Oh, and she said, well you're ratchet.
Speaker 2: No, she said you're ratchet first.
Speaker 3: And that's when Kiki said, uhh, you're too old to
Speaker 3: be saying that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'm looking up if contentious is a word, because
Speaker 1: I felt bad that I corrected you.
Speaker 2: Oh it's fine, I'm always wrong.
Speaker 1: Contentious, contentious. I don't seek contentious. I'm sorry. I just
Speaker 1: wanted to make sure. I don't want to correct I
Speaker 1: don't want to correct you and then have people come
Speaker 1: at me because, like you said, people are crazy and
Speaker 1: this is on the free feet and I don't want
Speaker 1: anybody to be like you. How dare you insult our
Speaker 1: sweet baby Ace?
Speaker 2: Oh god, No, everyone knows I'm stupid.
Speaker 1: It's fine, I know, And I really hate that you
Speaker 1: say that all the time. That hurts my feelings for you.
Speaker 1: I wish you wouldn't say that all the time.
Speaker 2: I wear it as a badge of honor though you know.
Speaker 1: I know, but I don't like it because I don't
Speaker 1: think you're stupid at all. I think you're very smart
Speaker 1: and quick.
Speaker 2: I'm not book smart.
Speaker 1: Okay, okay, okay, we're street smart and that's what matters
Speaker 1: in this world.
Speaker 3: I'll tell you something. Yeah, bring me to a place
Speaker 3: that has public transportation.
Speaker 2: I'm fucked. I can't figure that out. So I wouldn't
Speaker 2: even call myself street smart.
Speaker 1: That's because you can't understand like the map system.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and I just like it's very overwhelming and I
Speaker 3: see like a b C.
Speaker 2: It's very confusing.
Speaker 1: I E. I get upset. I get upset about like
Speaker 1: the metro system in DC, like I know it very well,
Speaker 1: Like you can on the yellow line to do the
Speaker 1: red line whatever. But it still gives me anxiety. Like
Speaker 1: if my kids are like, hey, we're gonna take the
Speaker 1: Metro into DC to avoid the traffic, bloh bah, should
Speaker 1: we take the red or the yellow, I'm.
Speaker 2: Like, yeah no.
Speaker 3: We went to Chicago one time and it took us
Speaker 3: about forty five minutes before we finally were like, Okay,
Speaker 3: we're gonna get on one, and I'm hoping for the best.
Speaker 2: I don't know for.
Speaker 3: Sure if this is the right one. Halfway through the
Speaker 3: ride we got off. We went up to the street
Speaker 3: and we called it an uber because I was like,
Speaker 3: I think we're lost. I don't know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1: And You're like, listen, you have to you have to
Speaker 1: accept your disabilities, and yours is not being able to read.
Speaker 2: A subway map right exactly.
Speaker 1: I go to New York all the time. I've never
Speaker 1: ridden the subway once, and Ingrid my friend is always
Speaker 1: like that, who is my friend? She's my friend. Yes,
Speaker 1: she's also my producer. And she's always like, what is
Speaker 1: wrong with you? It costs three dollars to go from
Speaker 1: here to here on the subway, and you're gonna pay
Speaker 1: fifty dollars for nuber.
Speaker 2: I go, yeah, okay, sorry, I got Monney.
Speaker 1: It's not because I have money, It's because I can't
Speaker 1: figure it out. And unless she's holding my hand and
Speaker 1: showing me how to do it, I don't know how
Speaker 1: to do it.
Speaker 2: Does Ingrid hate me? No? Why? Okay? I just you know,
Speaker 2: I feel like with the name Ingrid number one, you're
Speaker 2: already smarter than me.
Speaker 1: So she's very smart, very And I don't know.
Speaker 3: If I'm fearful of people who are super smart or what,
Speaker 3: but I was just like, I feel like, I feel
Speaker 3: like she's looking to drink lemonade and I brought vanilla
Speaker 3: ice cream.
Speaker 1: No, she would go for both as long as it's
Speaker 1: gluten freaks. She has Celiac's disease.
Speaker 2: I brought extra Celiac.
Speaker 1: No, Ingrid, you know what Ingrid is. Ingrid plays a
Speaker 1: bunch of instruments and she sings, and she does like
Speaker 1: trappies and teaches bar class and does like silks. And
Speaker 1: then she'll be like, I played tennis and then I
Speaker 1: went to a hot yoga and then I went and
Speaker 1: I went to kayaking, and then I had to go
Speaker 1: to tennis, and I'm like, okay, well, it's like seven
Speaker 1: in the morning, and so I just can't Yeah.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah.
Speaker 3: I feel like the thing is is she's efficient, and
Speaker 3: so she doesn't spend time with like emojis, you know,
Speaker 3: and I'm somebody like I need twelve emojis every single
Speaker 3: sentence in.
Speaker 2: Order to know that you don't hate me.
Speaker 1: Okay, well, this is good to know. The next time
Speaker 1: I text you and you don't respond, I'll send some
Speaker 1: emojis or maybe like a gift of a dancing baby,
Speaker 1: and then maybe that I'll get your attention.
Speaker 2: Those always work on me.
Speaker 1: Okay, good. You know my favorite one of all time,
Speaker 1: I'll send it to you later. It's I believe it's
Speaker 1: honey booboo when she was like.
Speaker 2: A toddler, she squeezes her belly.
Speaker 1: No, she's standing in front of a she's in her
Speaker 1: she's in her costume okay, crop top and a little skirt. Yeah,
Speaker 1: and her hair's all on top of her head and
Speaker 1: she's standing in front of a ties are like yes,
Speaker 1: like dancing as in that one constantly as your trusted
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Speaker 1: No? I didn't. I'm old, I.
Speaker 3: Know, and it's honestly like that's been really hard for
Speaker 3: me because I'm like, that was my whole personality. And
Speaker 3: maybe that's why I don't text anymore, because if I
Speaker 3: can't use a gift, it's like what am I supposed
Speaker 3: to say?
Speaker 1: Okay, but what's in? What do we have to replace.
Speaker 2: It with words? We don't even use emojis anymore.
Speaker 1: I don't like any of that. I gotta if somebody says, like, hey,
Speaker 1: I made the reservation for seven, I send that dancing baby, Like, yeah,
Speaker 1: and that's my that's my yay. I'm excited and I
Speaker 1: don't have to send anything out.
Speaker 3: No, Like we're trying to get to a culture in
Speaker 3: which like replying K period is just fine. And I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: why don't you just tell me that you wish I'd
Speaker 3: fucking die? Because like I that's what that's what I
Speaker 3: hear from K period.
Speaker 1: Well, how do you think I feel when you don't
Speaker 1: write me back for two weeks?
Speaker 3: I know, and if someone doesn't write me back within
Speaker 3: three minutes, I assume they hate me, that I've done
Speaker 3: something awful and stuff. I'm very much a hypocrite. I
Speaker 3: do want that to be clear. Everything I do, I
Speaker 3: talk badly about people, but I don't. I can't take
Speaker 3: anyone talking badly about me.
Speaker 1: Okay, gotcha? Well I understand that. I mean that's kind
Speaker 1: of our job. Now. The other day I wrote you
Speaker 1: and said like, hey, before you have this baby, I
Speaker 1: gotta have you back on and you write this This
Speaker 1: is the ego boost I need because I just felt
Speaker 1: like the parents at the swim class hated me. Yes, okay,
Speaker 1: so this was like your toddler was like in the
Speaker 1: pool with a swim teacher or you were also in
Speaker 1: the pool, and he felt like other parents didn't like
Speaker 1: you tell me what happened.
Speaker 3: It's not the parents, it's the teacher. So she's very
Speaker 3: serious about her job. And again she doesn't she's not playful,
Speaker 3: you know. And I've always been growing up. I was
Speaker 3: always teacher's pet. I was all because I could like schmooze,
Speaker 3: you know, like I could be like, oh, I'm going
Speaker 3: to meet.
Speaker 2: You on your level. Well in this class, I am
Speaker 2: not teacher's pet.
Speaker 1: I get it. That's hard.
Speaker 3: And it's like I'm trying. I want so badly for
Speaker 3: you to like me. I want to be validated. I
Speaker 3: want to be top of the class, you know. And
Speaker 3: now it's not just me, it's also writing on my
Speaker 3: child and their ability to go places in life. And
Speaker 3: it's like I can't be the reason I'm holding my
Speaker 3: child back. And so like I got out of class
Speaker 3: and I was crying because I was like telling my wife.
Speaker 3: I'm like, I know, I know, but I was telling
Speaker 3: my wife, I'm like, like I'm failing as a father,
Speaker 3: Like because my thing is is I my wife does
Speaker 3: so much. My wife's the best fucking mom in the
Speaker 3: entire world. And you know, I come in and I'm
Speaker 3: fun and I do stuff, but I also have to
Speaker 3: be the disciplinary and my wife doesn't like that sign
Speaker 3: of life, and so I have to be a little
Speaker 3: bit more stern. But my job was like, I do
Speaker 3: swim classes. My pregnant wife does not have to get
Speaker 3: in this nasty, piss infested pool, and I'm gonna do
Speaker 3: swim with the kids. Well, it started getting bad. They
Speaker 3: started not liking it. So then my wife did it
Speaker 3: with my daughter because she got scared. She was amazing.
Speaker 3: She's backfloating, she's doing a full synchronized swimming routine like
Speaker 3: and I'm just like, are you kidding me? So it
Speaker 3: was all these things combined together, and you're.
Speaker 1: Like, Okay, they like swim class with mommy, but not daddy.
Speaker 2: Right now we're back to me in the pool. Actually
Speaker 2: we're back to not doing it because the baby's coming
Speaker 2: this month and we're not going to be able to
Speaker 2: do YEA.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Well, I do understand that you want everybody to
Speaker 1: like you and you want the swim teacher to like you.
Speaker 1: I get that, but in my old age, and I
Speaker 1: love to give you advice my old age, I have learned,
Speaker 1: and this really does happen when you hit fifty, which
Speaker 1: you're so far from. When you hit fifty, people will
Speaker 1: tell you just don't give a fuck what people think
Speaker 1: about you. Really, you just really don't. You just really
Speaker 1: really don't. And it's just the best feeling to be like, Okay, hey,
Speaker 1: I didn't get the checkout lady at the grocery store
Speaker 1: to be my best friend, and that's okay. The waitress,
Speaker 1: the waitress doesn't want to like come home and like
Speaker 1: drink one on my couch, like that's okay because I
Speaker 1: used to be like this is my job now is
Speaker 1: to get this waitress to think I'm.
Speaker 2: Like cool, that's where I'm at, And my job.
Speaker 1: Is to get this kid's tennis teacher to think I'm
Speaker 1: so fun. But now I'm just like I don't care.
Speaker 2: I don't see.
Speaker 3: I have a situation like if I go somewhere and
Speaker 3: like a person working, Like I've been in line at
Speaker 3: Jersey Mike's and the lady is helping the guy in
Speaker 3: front of me and she's like, oh my god, like
Speaker 3: your life, like tell me about your life, telling about
Speaker 3: your wife, telling about your kids, all this stuff.
Speaker 2: And then it comes to me, and she's like, what
Speaker 2: do you want? And I'm just like, now, here's the problem. Though,
Speaker 2: my wife did tell me that I hear myself say like,
Speaker 2: oh hi, how are you? Like?
Speaker 3: Oh, I hope you have me in a great day.
Speaker 3: You know, That's how I hear myself. But my wife
Speaker 3: said that I do this.
Speaker 2: Can I get like a turkey sandwich?
Speaker 3: And I was like, are you shirks? I think I'm
Speaker 3: pretty friendly and she says, no, you're not.
Speaker 1: I bet it's somewhere in the middle. Yeah. My husband
Speaker 1: has a thing that he does that the kids make
Speaker 1: fun of him, and it also bob draws me crazy.
Speaker 1: The white shess will come up and maybe you do
Speaker 1: this too. She'll come up and go, hey, I'm Suzanne.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna be taking you guys word. Can I get
Speaker 1: you started with any appetizers you need? Drinks in the bar?
Speaker 1: And my husband will go, hey, Suzanne, great, thanks, Yeah,
Speaker 1: I think we're going to get some And I'm like
Speaker 1: why why?
Speaker 2: And he's wrong, what did you do wrong?
Speaker 1: Because what he does is he overly says the waitress's name.
Speaker 3: Oh no, I don't do that, because the second someone
Speaker 3: says their name, it's in and out of my head.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he makes a point, he makes a point to
Speaker 1: remember it, and then he overly uses it. So when
Speaker 1: she comes back to the table, Yeah, when she comes.
Speaker 2: Back, I don't even remember if that was the name
Speaker 2: you said, because it was.
Speaker 1: He'll go Suzanne. You know, I was thinking, and I'm like,
Speaker 1: now you're just doing it to bug Yeah, and he's
Speaker 1: doing it to bug us.
Speaker 3: Sometimes I will do something where I really want them
Speaker 3: to like me, so I'm like, what do you suggest, Like,
Speaker 3: what's your favorite thing? And then they say it and
Speaker 3: then I go, okay, I'm going to get the other
Speaker 3: thing instead.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, yeah, And he does that too, what's your
Speaker 1: favorite thing on the menu or whatever, And I'm like,
Speaker 1: you're not going to get what they say. You're not
Speaker 1: getting muscles, you know, you're getting a steak. Let's let's
Speaker 1: just cut this bullshit.
Speaker 2: I'm getting the.
Speaker 1: Checkout, I'm getting, I'm getting up. Oh, I'm getting a
Speaker 1: fried pickle. That's what I'm getting. We were just like,
Speaker 1: you don't know about fried pickles, but we were just
Speaker 1: at the beach and there's a place where that's the
Speaker 1: best fried pickles. They're little pickle chips and they fry
Speaker 1: them and then you dip them in ranch and ace.
Speaker 1: It is so fucking good.
Speaker 3: You know, I don't love a pickle, but I love Relish,
Speaker 3: and that's been a whole identity crisis for me.
Speaker 1: I don't like relish at all, but I love pickles.
Speaker 2: I love Relish.
Speaker 1: Maybe I should relish a try.
Speaker 2: Maybe I should get pickles to try.
Speaker 1: But I'm not going to have you ever had a sweet, girkin.
Speaker 2: No, I've never had a pickle. I've had like a
Speaker 2: pickle by.
Speaker 3: Accident in like a burger, and then I'm oh and
Speaker 3: I spit it out.
Speaker 2: That's the only time I've had a pickle.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's go back tobody. Okay, okay, all right, So
Speaker 1: Adriana ratchet retchet. We haven't solved it, all right, Well,
Speaker 1: we did solve that. We love geeky. Okay, Yes, was
Speaker 1: Stephanie wrong to make so many plain rules? And if
Speaker 1: they were only going to be on the plane for
Speaker 1: twenty two minutes, why did she have to make so
Speaker 1: many rules by going to the bathroom, people can hold
Speaker 1: it for twenty two minutes.
Speaker 2: But also, like her making the rules about the bathroom
Speaker 2: instantly made me want to.
Speaker 1: Take like no don't say something gross, place.
Speaker 2: Something that's gonna make it happen.
Speaker 3: I'm going to the restroom now because you've said you
Speaker 3: don't want me to, now I have to.
Speaker 2: Now.
Speaker 3: I'm I'm gonna wear bedazzled jeans because I'm cutting up
Speaker 3: all your seats. Okay, I am pooping on the flight,
Speaker 3: I am dancing, screaming, I am trying to fornicate with
Speaker 3: the pilot like I really everything because I hate you
Speaker 3: so much for all these stupid rules. My thing is
Speaker 3: is I feel like, when you've got money, you do
Speaker 3: whatever you It doesn't matter if I scratch your seats.
Speaker 3: You're replacing that seat tomorrow, and you don't even care
Speaker 3: because it's.
Speaker 1: Because it's a rented plane. Right, So it's not like
Speaker 1: they don't. They don't own a plane that stays in Spain.
Speaker 1: Do you know what I mean? Right? They just don't.
Speaker 1: They just don't.
Speaker 3: It's just so incredible annoying. And her whole personality is
Speaker 3: that she has money. Her sisters don't talk to her
Speaker 3: because they're too sensitive. I'm like, that means you're a bitch.
Speaker 3: Like I don't know what else to tell you.
Speaker 1: That agree with that, I have to agree with that. Yeah,
Speaker 1: now I'm scared they're gonna sue me. Okay, that's all right.
Speaker 1: So Marisol did that nice thing for Stephanie even though
Speaker 1: Stephanie had been horrible to her, and then Stephanie takes
Speaker 1: Alexia over to the side and was like, Okay, so
Speaker 1: here's the thing, and then she keeps going, you guys
Speaker 1: are twins. You guys are twins, and they are They
Speaker 1: are like freaking frat they are like twins. That is true.
Speaker 1: But I think that Stephanie, much like Katie on OC,
Speaker 1: who we're getting to, is picking the wrong the wrong one,
Speaker 1: just picking the wrong battle. You're not going to try
Speaker 1: to divide up Alexia and Marisol. It's never going to happen.
Speaker 1: So get them on you, get them on your team together,
Speaker 1: and quit trying to be like, well, I'm going to
Speaker 1: talk to you over here, and you know that, do
Speaker 1: you agree.
Speaker 3: I'm hopping on Stephanie's plane right now and I'm flying
Speaker 3: right to OC because I need to know what you're saying,
Speaker 3: because I'm going to tell you right now, and you
Speaker 3: better watch your mouth.
Speaker 1: Okay, Okay, I.
Speaker 3: Am here for Katie. I will die for Katie, and
Speaker 3: any slander against Katie, I will make up rumors and
Speaker 3: lies about you.
Speaker 1: You guys heard it here first. If you hear A
Speaker 1: say anything about me, he just admitted it's a rumor.
Speaker 2: Nli, I will deny saying that.
Speaker 1: Okay, before we get ay I, before we get to her. Yes,
Speaker 1: what's the scoop? Did Anna tell you? What's this gooop?
Speaker 1: Of Julia's older daughters just quit talking to her because
Speaker 1: they adopted these two boys.
Speaker 3: I okay, this is not even from Anna. I believe
Speaker 3: that Julia is very dark spirited. There is something so
Speaker 3: scary about her. She is not that woman that we
Speaker 3: met the first season, like she was playing a role
Speaker 3: were we were enjoying her.
Speaker 2: She was fun, she was warm.
Speaker 3: Inviting that this is the real Julia and she is terrifying.
Speaker 3: And you know what, so is Martina. And every time
Speaker 3: she says Martina is babysitting those kids, I want to
Speaker 3: vomit because I'm like, you know what, Martina could be
Speaker 3: their great grandma, but she's their mama, so she's not babysitting.
Speaker 1: Okay, when people say my husband's babysitting, it drives me bonkers.
Speaker 1: I'm like, you're not paying him he is, in fact, the.
Speaker 2: Parent, right, that's not called babysitting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I agree with that. I agree with that.
Speaker 3: I think that Martina's dark spirited, which I guess. Apparently
Speaker 3: she's a lot of people's idol and hero so that's
Speaker 3: that's tough water. I didn't I don't really know who
Speaker 3: she is. I just know that she's an old bag
Speaker 3: who shuffles around.
Speaker 1: In her little very famous tennis players something.
Speaker 3: Okay, but she's not anymore like put her up against
Speaker 3: Venus and Serena, now okay.
Speaker 1: I don't know. And like she said about her children, no,
Speaker 1: she will not tease them to play tennis until they
Speaker 1: get good, and then she'll play. I was like, well
Speaker 1: then you'll be ninety seven, So I don't know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're gonna wheel your oxygen tank out to the court.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but her older daughter's not talking to her. Is
Speaker 1: dark and sad.
Speaker 3: And let's not forget a season or two ago she
Speaker 3: was didn't know where her daughter was going to school.
Speaker 1: Well, it was somewhere in Europe. She had that much,
Speaker 1: just the continent.
Speaker 2: She had the continent.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, are we excited about Marizol taking everybody own her?
Speaker 1: Richard Branson Virgin cruise I am.
Speaker 3: I am very excited about that because I always wanted
Speaker 3: to fly. Is Virgin Airlines even still a thing?
Speaker 1: I yeah, I think it is. Oh god, see once again,
Speaker 1: I'm not completely sure, but I do know about these.
Speaker 1: Let's switch for me not knowing that the I do
Speaker 1: know the cruise ships in my mind. When I first
Speaker 1: saw it, I was like, because they had all these
Speaker 1: specials going like a ride at first, like you could
Speaker 1: get it for nothing. I was like, ingrid, and I
Speaker 1: can go on this cruise ship and get like the
Speaker 1: mac Daddy Rocket Roll Penthouse Sweet m for like one
Speaker 1: hundred dollars a night. Like it was so cheap at
Speaker 1: first because they were trying to really get people on it.
Speaker 1: But I was like, oh, well then it must be gross.
Speaker 2: I'll never go on a cruise.
Speaker 1: Well I love cruises, but people say people say that
Speaker 1: actually it is nice and fun and you can get
Speaker 1: tattoos on that cruise.
Speaker 2: Oh well I always no. I still wouldn't.
Speaker 3: I would rather get typhoid than go there on a cruise. Okay,
Speaker 3: I don't even know what typhoid is, but it sounds bad.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you flash four to five years
Speaker 1: when you've got all those kids on a Disney cruise
Speaker 1: and you'll thank me.
Speaker 3: I'm not bringing my children on Disney cruise because they'll
Speaker 3: fall off the side.
Speaker 2: My children are made them.
Speaker 1: No, they won't. They'll they'll be.
Speaker 2: Swinging around the sides in the ocean.
Speaker 1: They won't. They'll be in the kids camp and you
Speaker 1: guys will be enjoying a cocktail and the adults only.
Speaker 3: I would never put my kids in the kids camp
Speaker 3: because they're going to come back sick and I can't
Speaker 3: get sick ace the I can't even put my kids
Speaker 3: like in the gym daycare right now for thirty minutes
Speaker 3: because I'm like, I can't get sick from that.
Speaker 1: It's but you put them on the people, It's okay.
Speaker 2: That's well. The people kills everything.
Speaker 3: There's so much chlorine in there. I come out and
Speaker 3: I'm like glowing from the chlorine. But I always wanted
Speaker 3: to go on a Virgin Airlines flight because I always had.
Speaker 3: It looked so cool and fun and fancy, and I
Speaker 3: never have been. I usually just fly Southwest.
Speaker 1: I do think it is still a thing, but it's
Speaker 1: not as big as it was. They've taken over the
Speaker 1: cruise industry. Okay, now we're gonna talk about OC and
Speaker 1: I want you to just relax for just a second, like,
Speaker 1: don't start at me, Okay, just calm down, so liar, Okay,
Speaker 1: I did enjoy the lightest exorcists. I enjoyed it quite
Speaker 1: a bit.
Speaker 2: All right, Well, my kids are calling. I need to go.
Speaker 2: It was disgusting. Why I have I have? I'm born
Speaker 2: and raised on housewives.
Speaker 3: Housewives of Orange County premiered on my sixteenth birthday. I
Speaker 3: was home and I was watching it like I knew
Speaker 3: from the beginning, this is this is my world. Like okay,
Speaker 3: rich women screaming each other, like I'm in for this,
Speaker 3: like you know, it's it's It's raised me. I have
Speaker 3: never The only other time that I have felt this
Speaker 3: uncomfortable was Ramona Singer going to Black Shabat. Okay, like otherwise,
Speaker 3: I have never been so uncomfortable watching a moment in
Speaker 3: housewives history. I'm talking Taylor Armstrong's husband killed himself and
Speaker 3: we're having to talk about it, you know, like, I
Speaker 3: have never been more uncomfortable than this lie detector test
Speaker 3: in my entire Why but why?
Speaker 1: Because you felt like it was a setup. You felt
Speaker 1: like it.
Speaker 3: Was a setup, it was a gotcha. These are not really.
Speaker 3: This is the same guy who's done a lie detector
Speaker 3: on every single Bravo.
Speaker 2: Show, and I think and if you go on.
Speaker 3: His website it says like these are This is not
Speaker 3: an actual lie detector test. An actual lie detector test
Speaker 3: needs these sort of situations, and there have been times
Speaker 3: where the results are chosen by whoever is paying me.
Speaker 3: It's for entertainment purposes only, and that woman and her
Speaker 3: bangs need to You have bigger problems than your bangs.
Speaker 3: You look like freaking a dark haired Elvira from the
Speaker 3: Looney Tunes.
Speaker 2: You're terrible. You're an awful human being.
Speaker 3: To sit there and be like, oh, she's so full
Speaker 3: of fucking shit. You're full of shit, and you're full
Speaker 3: of awful bangs. You're full of terrible hair choices. So
Speaker 3: I'm sorry, but maybe Katie did lie. And I'm okay
Speaker 3: with that because the other option is that I have
Speaker 3: to side with you, and I have to side with Emily,
Speaker 3: who I now hate.
Speaker 2: I have to side with Gina.
Speaker 3: And the only reason I would ever forgive Gina is
Speaker 3: if she let me crack her back, because I know
Speaker 3: she's got a big crack in there.
Speaker 2: She's got such a haunchy shoulder. I would love to
Speaker 2: just crack her back for her.
Speaker 3: That's the only reason I won't forgive Gina is if
Speaker 3: she lets me do that, that's it.
Speaker 1: Okay, So you're telling me you're on the side of Gretchen.
Speaker 2: No, ew, I hate Gretchen.
Speaker 1: Well, the issue here is, did Gretchen say yes, hey
Speaker 1: the next day I had to go to the hospital.
Speaker 3: Yes, And we saw her say. We saw her say
Speaker 3: to Tamora, yeah I did go I was so sick.
Speaker 3: And then she say, no, I never went pick a lane.
Speaker 3: Pick a lane because you know what, let me tell
Speaker 3: you why Katie is the friend everybody should want in life.
Speaker 1: Because wow, okay, how.
Speaker 2: Dare you do? You see my eye twitch? It's coming back.
Speaker 1: I've seen your reaction earlier. I thought maybe your screen froze,
Speaker 1: but you were staring at me in horror. But go ahead.
Speaker 3: Katie was willing to sacrifice her own integrity to cover
Speaker 3: for Gretchen. So she had to say because if she
Speaker 3: said yeah, I did say that, they're going to say, well,
Speaker 3: why did you say that? And she's gonna have to
Speaker 3: say because Gretchen told me, but instead she tried her
Speaker 3: best to be like, no, I didn't say that. I
Speaker 3: was you know, I don't know where that came from,
Speaker 3: because if she came out and said I did say that,
Speaker 3: I said it because that's what Gretchen said at dinner
Speaker 3: at Mastro's. Matt was there, Slade was there, Jen and
Speaker 3: her stupid ass who I loved Jen before.
Speaker 2: I was willing to die for Jen. Not anymore. I'm
Speaker 2: not dying for I'm getting up off the tracks. I'm
Speaker 2: getting up off the tracks.
Speaker 1: Okay, So we do all think Gretchen said that at
Speaker 1: that dinner up with the sixth of Them? Yes, Okay,
Speaker 1: I think Gretchen said it too. H But I also
Speaker 1: think Katie has been caught in so many lies, and
Speaker 1: I think what it is is that she tells a
Speaker 1: little lie about something that's insignificant, right, you know how
Speaker 1: people do. Sometimes you're like, why would you even lie
Speaker 1: about that?
Speaker 2: I lie all the time.
Speaker 1: Okay, So, but what I'm saying is that when she
Speaker 1: is telling the truth in this Gretchen situation, people are like, yeah,
Speaker 1: but you lied about this, you lied about that.
Speaker 3: So it's not about that Katie came on last season
Speaker 3: first time. First season, everyone loved Katie. Nobody had a
Speaker 3: problem with Katie. We loved that she was willing to
Speaker 3: go up against Heather du Bro, who also we've all
Speaker 3: skipped over the fact that she lied apparently by Big
Speaker 3: Bangs rules, and then she said that she didn't call
Speaker 3: the paparazzi, and they said that was a lie, but
Speaker 3: we're all like, oh, forgive it's Heather. I hate Heather
Speaker 3: to Bro so much with like a burning passion lately.
Speaker 3: I think that they did not like that Katie was
Speaker 3: well received because when we first met Gina, she was
Speaker 3: living in a casita, like we weren't here for her
Speaker 3: and her terrible extensions, and they're mad because they didn't
Speaker 3: get that same treatment. And then they're like, we are
Speaker 3: going to band together and we're gonna take Katie down.
Speaker 1: Well, I do think Katie stretches the truth or tells
Speaker 1: untruth when there's really no reason for it, and so
Speaker 1: that means when you are telling the truth, people won't
Speaker 1: believe you. It's a fable oldest time called the Boy
Speaker 1: who Cried Wolf? So do you know about that? Are
Speaker 1: you too young to know that?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: I know about the Boy who Cried wolf. I am
Speaker 3: the boy who cried wolf all the time. Do you
Speaker 3: know how many times that I have had serious illnesses
Speaker 3: in my life just to find out it was a headache?
Speaker 1: Okay? Are you I know?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Not okay, because it's been a lot of stress on me,
Speaker 3: having to like constantly become a part of a new
Speaker 3: like Facebook group of like, hey, we all have Alzheimer's,
Speaker 3: and I'm like me too early on set, you know,
Speaker 3: like it's like I can't remember something, or like my
Speaker 3: I twitch. Do you know what this is? This is Parkinson's? Okay,
Speaker 3: Like there's always and I wish that I was even
Speaker 3: joking right now. I am so the amount of health
Speaker 3: anxiety I have is next level.
Speaker 1: So you were very upset about my story.
Speaker 3: Oh immediately I was like, hmm, my stomach is kind
Speaker 3: of hurting, you know. Yeah, I'm like, do I taste blood?
Speaker 1: Okay? No, I never tasted blood, I.
Speaker 2: Know, but I just I'm making my own symptoms.
Speaker 1: Okay. Okay, Well let me tell you something right now.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to have a lot of therapy. Me
Speaker 1: and you when your kids go to school and one
Speaker 1: of them comes home with lice, because it will happen
Speaker 1: and then.
Speaker 3: I've never had life. My wife never had lice. Maybe
Speaker 3: it's too hot here.
Speaker 1: I'm going to tell you something. I also never had
Speaker 1: lice and still have never had lice, but my kids did.
Speaker 1: And let me tell you what you do. You throw
Speaker 1: money at that problem. You call the lice lady who
Speaker 1: comes over and does it for don't don't go to
Speaker 1: CBS and try to wrap your kids heading olive oil
Speaker 1: and home remedy. Yet I'm looking at you, Ingrid, that's
Speaker 1: what she did. I'm like, No, the lyce Lady's two
Speaker 1: hundred dollars, the life Lady's coming over. Everybody in the
Speaker 1: neighborhood coming over and getting their hair combed out.
Speaker 2: Yeah, thank god, I like that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: Anybody else that lies come on over.
Speaker 3: So I stand with Katie, now known liar. It is
Speaker 3: gross as a known liar. You know, we all lie.
Speaker 2: You don't lie?
Speaker 1: Oh? Yes, yes, of course everybody lying is strong. But
Speaker 1: I would say, yes, sometimes you do have to bend
Speaker 1: the truth.
Speaker 3: Every day. Every day we all lie. Every day, we
Speaker 3: all lie. I asked you, I said, does Ingrid hate me?
Speaker 3: And you said no? And I said, why you know Ingred,
Speaker 3: it's Okay, it's okay. I'm I am beneath her level
Speaker 3: of smart and I understand that and I know.
Speaker 1: My place, but she wouldn't know that if you didn't
Speaker 1: tell her.
Speaker 3: She does listen to the podcast, nor producer.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you what I think. Sometimes she does,
Speaker 1: like in the transcript, you know where she figure out
Speaker 1: where to put the commercials and stuff. I think sometimes
Speaker 1: she does look up her name because because she will say,
Speaker 1: heard you and Keisha talking about me, I go, yeah,
Speaker 1: Keisha is like so impressed. I'll be like, oh, Ingery
Speaker 1: can't come because she's She's like, she goes again, if
Speaker 1: you looked at your window right now and you're would
Speaker 1: be like riding a whale past your house. She was like,
Speaker 1: she just can do everything.
Speaker 3: And you know so well, if Ingrid is reading the transcript,
Speaker 3: I just want to go on record.
Speaker 2: I love her, great woman.
Speaker 3: I think that she's so fun, amazing, whole, creative, busy, booked.
Speaker 2: You know, all of it.
Speaker 1: Everybody loves her. We talked to my ad guy who's
Speaker 1: supposed to love me, is always like, if everybody just
Speaker 1: has somebody like Ingrid, I'm like.
Speaker 2: Okay, nobody's ever said that about me.
Speaker 3: If everybody just had an ACE, They're like, their life
Speaker 3: would be more complicated, that's.
Speaker 2: What they say.
Speaker 1: Well, I'm concerned about your hypochondriaism.
Speaker 3: Oh it's been like this my whole life, and you
Speaker 3: know why, let me tell this. Let me put this
Speaker 3: out there as a fore warning to all parents. Okay,
Speaker 3: my parents never once ever believed anything was wrong with me.
Speaker 3: So now I go overdrive and like because I'm like, well,
Speaker 3: they didn't know I had walking pneumonia and whooping cough
Speaker 3: for three months before my dad finally took me to
Speaker 3: the doctor, who was like.
Speaker 2: Just drink some cough, sure of your far.
Speaker 3: I was dying basically, and he was like, your fine,
Speaker 3: no problems here.
Speaker 1: How old are your parents?
Speaker 2: You mid sixties.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I'm the youngest of six, so my parents really
Speaker 3: raised me like I was born in the eighties, but
Speaker 3: I'm a nineties child through and through.
Speaker 2: It was also left alone a lot, so.
Speaker 1: That would be like an eighties kid like me just
Speaker 1: left him just latch key. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 3: I was fourteen when my parents left the country for
Speaker 3: three weeks.
Speaker 1: Do you know My husband was the youngest of four
Speaker 1: and his parents too, were like, we're going to go
Speaker 1: to China for a month, like you will not be
Speaker 1: able to reach us right now. You'll have to go
Speaker 1: to the neighbor and ask them to make an international
Speaker 1: call to the hotel to get a message to our
Speaker 1: room that will get the next day. If you need
Speaker 1: anything otherwise, like call your grandma. She's down the road,
Speaker 1: see you.
Speaker 3: Yeah, just like good luck. And you know what, I
Speaker 3: didn't do anything. I didn't do anything bad. I just
Speaker 3: I slept on the couch, I ate whatever I wanted.
Speaker 3: I didn't wash my dishes, and I stayed up all hours.
Speaker 3: I went to school every morning on time, came home,
Speaker 3: went to sports, and then came home Like, I didn't
Speaker 3: do anything bad. I was never a bad kid like that,
Speaker 3: maybe because I hate people.
Speaker 1: I'm sure he did terrible things. I'm sure he had
Speaker 1: like a girl's over and parties and people jumping off
Speaker 1: the roof, and.
Speaker 2: I had girls over so we could watch Zoe one on.
Speaker 1: One house hadn't started yet.
Speaker 2: Listen. I just you're a liar. I'm a liar.
Speaker 3: We all lie, we all do things. Katie lied for
Speaker 3: the betterment of helping Gretchen not look so terrible because
Speaker 3: I think that she went to that lunch with Kiki Monique,
Speaker 3: and she was like, listen, like, I think we're having
Speaker 3: a conversation, just as friends. Kiki Monique went and ran
Speaker 3: her mouth and told Brian Moylin, who then said something
Speaker 3: to Tamra and that's where everything went. And I stand
Speaker 3: with Katie. I think that she's absolutely right. I think
Speaker 3: the gang up at the lie detector test was disgusting.
Speaker 3: Emily standing there, of course, Emily didn't fail a single question,
Speaker 3: the person who set the entire thing up, and Emily
Speaker 3: being like, I think you should go. Can you imagine
Speaker 3: you're at somebody's house as an adult and the person
Speaker 3: hosting it says I think you should leave.
Speaker 1: That would really hurt my.
Speaker 2: That would be the meanest. Like, I'm so. I felt
Speaker 2: so embarrassed for Katie. I felt so bad for Katie.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, but go grab another sandwich at Jimmy John's
Speaker 2: and sit in asana. Emily, you don't bring anything to
Speaker 2: this show. The most interesting thing about you is that
Speaker 2: your husband's a little gremlin all right running around. Wow.
Speaker 1: Okay, let's let's take a breath, a cleansing breath.
Speaker 2: Let's I'm heated. I'm heated.
Speaker 3: Okay, don't get me started on Casita's house like that
Speaker 3: thing is okay.
Speaker 1: But you know what's so interesting about this is everybody
Speaker 1: thought like the big story would be like Tamar's back
Speaker 1: and everybody hates Tamar. It's really not. So that's good.
Speaker 2: Yeah, no, it's.
Speaker 1: Because again, I don't mind Tamar.
Speaker 3: I will say this now that I see that Tamra,
Speaker 3: because Tamara knows how to read the audience. She's like, oh,
Speaker 3: hold on, none of this is going well. About the
Speaker 3: Katie situation, everyone's mad at the rest of the cast.
Speaker 3: I'm gonna befriend Katie and even if she's just using
Speaker 3: her I'm back on Tamor's side. Tama can do no
Speaker 3: wrong in my eyes because she's on Katie's side and
Speaker 3: I'm here for Katie. And I think Katie is absolutely gorgeous.
Speaker 3: I think she's funny. I think that she is a
Speaker 3: housewife like we've never seen before because she gets backed
Speaker 3: into a corner and she stays calm that does not happen.
Speaker 3: It's so attractive to me because I can never do that.
Speaker 1: I can. Okay, Well, this has been Katie corner with Ace.
Speaker 1: Does Anna agree with you on this?
Speaker 3: She didn't until the lie detect her test and now
Speaker 3: she's like, nope, sorry, I'm mad at Emily, I'm mad
Speaker 3: at Gina, and she's not to like the level I
Speaker 3: am with Katie. But also I gotta say, Katie and
Speaker 3: her husband, I've never been like, oh silver Fox, you know, yeah,
Speaker 3: he is so hot to me and them together, just
Speaker 3: like if they ever have a sex tape, just know
Speaker 3: that I was first in line to buy it.
Speaker 1: Okay, do you work for Katie Janella? Are you on
Speaker 1: her PR team?
Speaker 3: She is never bat an eye my way. She is
Speaker 3: never paid attention to anything I've said about her. I
Speaker 3: come for her defense all the time, and she's never
Speaker 3: said anything about it. But I it's because I don't
Speaker 3: need to be paid. When you care for someone, you
Speaker 3: just love them that much.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 3: Yes, that's how I feel about Katie. Also, she went
Speaker 3: against Heather Dubrow, who I can't stand.
Speaker 1: Gosh. Okay, sound like Heather Debrow too.
Speaker 2: Well, Okay, we all have bad taste.
Speaker 1: Sometimes, I know, Well, yours is interesting.
Speaker 2: Mine's top tier.
Speaker 1: Listen, I gotta tell you something. I bet we're gonna
Speaker 1: talk in a month or maybe two months or even
Speaker 1: a year. And I believe you're gonna have flip flopped
Speaker 1: completely against Katie.
Speaker 2: Absolutely not.
Speaker 1: I think it's your.
Speaker 3: First I think you're gonna flip flop. I think you're
Speaker 3: gonna come back and be like, wow, Katie really was
Speaker 3: down in the trenches a soldier. On Veteran's Day, you're
Speaker 3: gonna stand up and say I stand with Katie Janella
Speaker 3: because she fought for our rights as a housewife.
Speaker 2: That's what you're gonna do.
Speaker 1: Veterans Day? Yes, absolutely, Okay, what month is that? In?
Speaker 2: November?
Speaker 1: October?
Speaker 2: October?
Speaker 1: I had no idea.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's Oh shoot, okay, let's google. Let's look it
Speaker 2: up Veterans Day. We don't want to November eleventh. I
Speaker 2: knew it eleven eleven.
Speaker 1: Look at you.
Speaker 2: Don't say I don't know stuff.
Speaker 1: You know stuff. See now, quit talking about how you're stupid,
Speaker 1: because I don't like that at all. It really upsets me.
Speaker 2: That's so nice.
Speaker 3: Well they say it just so that you'll give me
Speaker 3: compliments and tell me I'm smart.
Speaker 1: Oh okay, all right, well then it worked. I just
Speaker 1: want to tell you that I just got in the mail.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you can see it over here, this.
Speaker 2: Little pillow, the one that the words on.
Speaker 1: It, Yeah, can you see what it says?
Speaker 2: No, it's very blurry.
Speaker 1: It says, I just don't think at this age, I'm
Speaker 1: meant to lead an uncomfortable life.
Speaker 3: I have a shirt that says where's my lolaza pan
Speaker 3: on it because I love that woman.
Speaker 1: So I got that pillow and it came and we
Speaker 1: ran a town and we came back and I was
Speaker 1: like opening. You know, I get so excited when I
Speaker 1: open my package, just when I've been out of town.
Speaker 1: And I was opening this and this pillow came out
Speaker 1: and my husband goes, what is that? And I go, oh,
Speaker 1: you know it's it's from White Lotus. And he's like, huh, well,
Speaker 1: what's the white Lotus? So I showed him the full
Speaker 1: clip not just her saying that, but the full clip
Speaker 1: of like him saying well, sure you could, and she's like, no,
Speaker 1: I could. And then that's when he like formulated he's
Speaker 1: going to kill the family. So I'm I'm spoiler alert,
Speaker 1: and I showed it to my husband and I go,
Speaker 1: see what happens is he's in financial trouble blah blah blah,
Speaker 1: and they're in Thailand and the daughter has gone over
Speaker 1: to decide wants to live in the monaster. He's like, gross,
Speaker 1: what are you going to be a Buddhist? And I'm
Speaker 1: telling them the whole thing, and and I go, but
Speaker 1: see when that happened. Then he said like, oh, maybe,
Speaker 1: like because I did put the family. He goes, well,
Speaker 1: you could tell he put the family in financial ruin
Speaker 1: by his reaction.
Speaker 3: And I was like, shut up, shut up, Like come on,
Speaker 3: he wants to kill his family, like to kill us.
Speaker 1: He's going to kill his family so that nobody has
Speaker 1: to work shop at Target. I mean, really, I.
Speaker 2: Think they're good the way things are looking. They were
Speaker 2: going to be at Walmart.
Speaker 1: That's what I'm saying. He was he was he thought
Speaker 1: Target was bad. He didn't even know about Walmart.
Speaker 3: I just met someone the other day who said she
Speaker 3: had a friend who lives near us and has never
Speaker 3: been to Target.
Speaker 2: Okay, why that's a weird flex.
Speaker 1: Because they're too fancy or there like against it, or.
Speaker 3: They just feel like, I don't think they have anything
Speaker 3: I need. You've never needed a piece of shit that's
Speaker 3: on the dollar rack or three dollar rack that you're like,
Speaker 3: I'm going to bring this home and then I'm going
Speaker 3: to forget I have it and eventually throw it away.
Speaker 1: That's living, right living?
Speaker 2: Can I ask you a question.
Speaker 3: I want to put you on the hotspot for a
Speaker 3: real quick second here, Okay, before we go. You know
Speaker 3: you've had some You've had some guests in your life.
Speaker 3: You know I would love to know, and I want
Speaker 3: to put you in. You have to answer me of
Speaker 3: all the guests that you've had, who is a guest
Speaker 3: that you will never ever have back again? And you
Speaker 3: are okay saying that because you do not.
Speaker 2: Like them, come on, don't hold back that. I can't
Speaker 2: put it on Patreon if need be.
Speaker 1: No, I can't think of anybody that was so awful
Speaker 1: oh that I wouldn't know. I really I've had people,
Speaker 1: and I really can't think specifically that I'm like, all right,
Speaker 1: that probably didn't work. But generally what I do is
Speaker 1: somebody asked to come on, or I find them and
Speaker 1: ask them to come on. I do a little either.
Speaker 1: If I asked them to come on, it is because
Speaker 1: like I like them, whatever. But if somebody reaches out
Speaker 1: and was like, hey, I think it'd be a good fit,
Speaker 1: I do a little. Like I listened to their show.
Speaker 1: I tried to decide. Like sometimes Amy Archer will say oh,
Speaker 1: I think this person wuld be a good fit, and
Speaker 1: I might go listen and be like, I don't think so. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 1: but I don't generally on this particular show. Now, I
Speaker 1: people on pain in the pod where I'm like, well
Speaker 1: I thought they were going to be fun and they weren't.
Speaker 1: They were very boring, these podcasters, and literally I have
Speaker 1: to go and look at the list of who it was.
Speaker 1: But people that I wanted to deliver delivered.
Speaker 2: Oh well that's good. No.
Speaker 1: If there was somebody that I was like, God, they
Speaker 1: were an asshole or whatever, you would say it, I
Speaker 1: would say it. Then I'd put it on paid feed. Okay,
Speaker 1: But you know who I am having on coming up
Speaker 1: besides you?
Speaker 2: Hmmm, Olivia Plath again.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I'll be your third time on.
Speaker 2: Can we talk about platform for a quick second, please?
Speaker 1: A favorite subject.
Speaker 3: I can't believe that there is someone in the world
Speaker 3: who has made me become team Plath because Veronica a
Speaker 3: Vern as I call her, is a monster. I have
Speaker 3: never in my life hated somebody so much on TV,
Speaker 3: and I hate Ethan Plath. I hope Ethan Plath goes
Speaker 3: straight to hell and never gets to see the light
Speaker 3: of a beautiful subway in the sky. You know, I
Speaker 3: hate him so incredibly much, and somehow this Vern has
Speaker 3: made it so that I'm like, you know what, he
Speaker 3: is terrible. But if you ask me who am I
Speaker 3: gonna save in the Titanic, I'm gonna say ethan hop
Speaker 3: on our raft. Vern's so tall she can touch the
Speaker 3: bottom of the ocean.
Speaker 1: So okay, all right, okay, listen, she has she What
Speaker 1: upsets me most about her is she's so performative. It's
Speaker 1: like louder for the people in the back. I'm gonna
Speaker 1: I'm gonna emote so that everybody, you know what I mean?
Speaker 1: Why what are we performing for? Is it a play
Speaker 1: of one? What are you doing? She's looking at the
Speaker 1: therapist out last sent so going can you believe him?
Speaker 1: Like the therapist is gonna agree with her. The therapist goes, literally,
Speaker 1: why are you doing this? You're why are you doing this?
Speaker 3: Doctor Tarina Cross is her name, and I will if
Speaker 3: if my wife ever leaves me, I will immediately go
Speaker 3: after doctor Tyena Across.
Speaker 2: I love that woman.
Speaker 1: She was great.
Speaker 3: Die for that woman. And if she denies me, you
Speaker 3: know who else, I'm gonna go after. I think her
Speaker 3: name was Danielle, but I can't remember for sure. From
Speaker 3: the week before when Lydia tried on dresses she worked
Speaker 3: at the White Weddings.
Speaker 1: That woman has seen some shit.
Speaker 2: Yes, Oh my god, she was amazing.
Speaker 1: She was great.
Speaker 3: I felt like she just put me in her breast
Speaker 3: and just held me there like a child like I
Speaker 3: was just like, I need you in my life.
Speaker 1: Yes, the therapist was so good. I mean she was
Speaker 1: when Veronica Lean did and was like, he thinks it
Speaker 1: came from the ten Commandment, by the way, I love
Speaker 1: thy neighbor as thyself, treat others as you want to
Speaker 1: be treated. It's all the same thing. And for her
Speaker 1: to like make fun of him, like he's so stupid,
Speaker 1: I was like, the therapist is gonna lean in and
Speaker 1: go your bridegirl high five.
Speaker 3: I mean, she has broken that man. He is so sad,
Speaker 3: a shell of a human being.
Speaker 1: She's made us forget that he has cheated all over
Speaker 1: these United States.
Speaker 3: She's made me say, She's made me say great, I'm
Speaker 3: glad he cheated. Honestly, I'll buy him some condoms. That's
Speaker 3: where I'm at.
Speaker 1: She's made us forget what we could have been feeling
Speaker 1: bad for her for like, oh god, yeah, he's been
Speaker 1: cheating on her. That's really terrible. But the way her
Speaker 1: behavior has made us be like, Okay, yeah, okay, he cheated.
Speaker 1: Why wouldn't you You know, it's awful. She acts awful.
Speaker 1: And by the way, all her points and everything about
Speaker 1: the plast she's making the same points Olivia makes. But
Speaker 1: people believe Olivia and listen to Olivia because she doesn't
Speaker 1: act out, she doesn't act nuts. She's speaking in a
Speaker 1: calm voice and presenting facts.
Speaker 3: Somebody put this perfectly, and they said, and tell Olivia
Speaker 3: that I said this, because I didn't say it, but
Speaker 3: somebody else did.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 3: They said that Olivia set out to, like let to
Speaker 3: reveal who the Plaths were for the betterment of the world.
Speaker 3: Verne set out to show the Plaths are bad so
Speaker 3: that she could look like she's amazing, and she is
Speaker 3: anything but she She's made me hate Boca. She's made
Speaker 3: me hate the tile that's in their house, which I
Speaker 3: didn't really care for before. She's made me hate her
Speaker 3: dogs with eyebrows, which was such a funny gaff. Before
Speaker 3: you know, she has one dog that looks like it's
Speaker 3: got an eyebrow, and I thought that was so funny.
Speaker 2: I hate that. Now she's ruined so much big things
Speaker 2: in my life.
Speaker 1: You know, I hate the top floors too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's so tough.
Speaker 3: She's She's just ruined so much of everything for me,
Speaker 3: And I was ready.
Speaker 2: I was ready to be here for Verne.
Speaker 3: I called her Summer Foster because you know, I have
Speaker 3: a foster child and they can't we can't show their
Speaker 3: faces on social media. And when she first came on
Speaker 3: the show, she couldn't show her face for some reason,
Speaker 3: and she had a dog named Summer, so we called
Speaker 3: her Summer Foster. And then I was like, we can
Speaker 3: no longer give her such a loving, sweet, nice name.
Speaker 1: She's Verne because Foster is a cute name.
Speaker 3: Do you know too that, by some weird situation, Ariana
Speaker 3: Grande was her stepsister.
Speaker 1: I do know that. Yeah, Like I've said it wrong.
Speaker 1: The way I've said it is Veronica's dad dated Ariana
Speaker 1: Grande's mom and it might be the opposite. Yes, but
Speaker 1: they never were married. They just are together as like
Speaker 1: a life couple or whatever.
Speaker 2: But you know they're not even together anymore, right.
Speaker 1: That I don't know. I got the other thing. I
Speaker 1: got a lot of shit for it.
Speaker 2: So I think they broke up.
Speaker 3: And I think that he cited in the paperwork it
Speaker 3: was because of Verne. He was like, I hate your
Speaker 3: child so much, I can't even be with you.
Speaker 1: That's what I don't think. That's it.
Speaker 3: Yep, and Ariana Grande wrote songs about it. She was like,
Speaker 3: a fucking bitch, you tall bitch, like it.
Speaker 1: Was that didn't happen. But I do think that Veronica
Speaker 1: could go on the new season of the Villains, like
Speaker 1: things like that. She's got a career of being a villain.
Speaker 1: But although I don't think enough people watch black Field
Speaker 1: to understand who she is.
Speaker 3: In her head though she is not wrong, that's what's like.
Speaker 3: She's not oh my god, I'm coming across terribly.
Speaker 1: She's like no, no, no, no, no, no, no no, it's
Speaker 1: I think sure she thinks her quips. This week she
Speaker 1: said the term cestpool, which is similar to earlier when
Speaker 1: you said contentious, yes, cesspool. And then when we first
Speaker 1: met her, they said, so, how's it going here, how's
Speaker 1: it going with you and Micah, And she said, we're
Speaker 1: doing comfortable this is a This is a mental genius
Speaker 1: who's speaking down to Micah.
Speaker 3: And she is so much more emotional intelligence to him, Sorry,
Speaker 3: you're not emotionally as intelligent as I am. Also, when
Speaker 3: she sat there and that entire thing with looking up
Speaker 3: Tiegan's nudes was a setup by her. She goes, oh,
Speaker 3: my headline, she started, and he's like, well, will you
Speaker 3: show me the headline? Like, no, you need to look
Speaker 3: it up yourself, do your own research. So then he's like, okay,
Speaker 3: so I look, are you seriously looking up naked pictures
Speaker 3: of your brother girlfriend?
Speaker 1: Yeah? She set it up. She's the one that said
Speaker 1: I saw the headline. She's the one that said it
Speaker 1: and then was mad when people were like, well let
Speaker 1: me see the headline, right, let me see it so
Speaker 1: I can like, let me look.
Speaker 3: It's an argument with certain people in the world, and like,
Speaker 3: I did my own research.
Speaker 2: It's it's how about you do your.
Speaker 3: Own well, you could just tell me, you can just
Speaker 3: tell me what it is that you researched, but nope.
Speaker 1: Nope, do your own well. Yeah, we we let me
Speaker 1: tell you what we made. Not agree on Katie, but
Speaker 1: we agree.
Speaker 2: On Veronica vern Vern.
Speaker 3: Yeah, when is Olivia Plath coming on two weeks. I
Speaker 3: need you to tell her something, Okay.
Speaker 2: I would like to apologize.
Speaker 1: Oh, okay, because apologizes. Okay.
Speaker 3: I really struggled with Olivia in the beginning. I really
Speaker 3: felt like Ethan was just this fun experiment for her
Speaker 3: and she liked doing that. And there were times, I mean,
Speaker 3: I'm I'm scarred even looking back, where I was like,
Speaker 3: you know what, maybe Kim's not so bad. And I
Speaker 3: would like to formally apologize to her. Now she's never
Speaker 3: known I've said anything about her, but I would like
Speaker 3: to formally apologize and just say I am so sorry
Speaker 3: for my misguidings, for my wrongdoings. And I stand with
Speaker 3: you and I think that Ethan Plath is a psychopath
Speaker 3: and there's only one person in this world who's more
Speaker 3: psychotic than him, and that.
Speaker 1: Is very well. I thought you were gonna say Kim.
Speaker 3: No is Kim doesn't even get near those two. Kim
Speaker 3: is just a little slut on a little dinghy boat.
Speaker 3: That's all she is. You know, she's harmless in a
Speaker 3: squirt in a squirt and a rocket dog.
Speaker 1: She is just scorting it up. Hot Girls Summer twenty
Speaker 1: four seven for Kim.
Speaker 2: Are you excited for real Housewives of Salt Lake City?
Speaker 1: Very?
Speaker 2: Oh my god, I can.
Speaker 1: Will you come on to.
Speaker 2: Discuss like it's my life's mission?
Speaker 1: Okay? Should I say like it's your job?
Speaker 2: But it is more than that?
Speaker 1: Okay? Well I will. I'll see how you how's doing
Speaker 1: after the three Yeah, three hundred two, don't get it twisted,
Speaker 1: three hundred two, and I will see how it's doing
Speaker 1: after that. Now, let me ask you a personal question.
Speaker 1: Are you three and done with this kid situation? Are
Speaker 1: you just going to keep it going plaid style?
Speaker 2: No?
Speaker 3: Plaid style? For sure, We're going dugger style. We're gonna
Speaker 3: have nineteen of them. We're gonna have a bunch of
Speaker 3: little fucking joshs woall end up in. No, we want.
Speaker 3: Our goal is for okay, but if a fifth presents itself,
Speaker 3: I would not be upset.
Speaker 1: Okay. And again, nanny's and family are important.
Speaker 3: Yes, absolutely. Now we are home all day with our children,
Speaker 3: but we do have help. I don't want to sound
Speaker 3: like we're.
Speaker 1: Just like, but you do have jobs as well.
Speaker 2: Yes, but we're home okay, But yeah.
Speaker 1: But you're I understand that you're home. I understand you're
Speaker 1: not like going like Jovie, I don't want to like
Speaker 1: a boat for three months and don't understand that you're
Speaker 1: home and you're not demanding your children. I understand that part.
Speaker 1: I'm just saying that if you can and you have
Speaker 1: the means and the way, I always to just help
Speaker 1: because it's good for the kids to be around other people.
Speaker 1: But it's also good for the parents to have a
Speaker 1: mental break to be the best parent they can be.
Speaker 3: Oh absolutely. And also our kids like they know how
Speaker 3: to They bully us often. They bully us quite often,
Speaker 3: and so.
Speaker 1: My children bully me and they're nineteen and twenty two.
Speaker 3: They need they need to sometimes learn from other people.
Speaker 3: You know, we've been doing baby gymnastics, and before it
Speaker 3: was just like a free fraull but now we're in
Speaker 3: a class and these little fuckers are always looking at
Speaker 3: us and like no.
Speaker 2: No, they just learned no. Oh okay, well everything is no.
Speaker 1: My favorite picture I have of my daughter ever, who
Speaker 1: has had she's twenty two and she does have ADHD.
Speaker 1: Hope they're supposed to grow out of it around twenty three,
Speaker 1: so she did never grow out of it. But my
Speaker 1: favorite picture of her ever was at her three year
Speaker 1: old birthday party and sitting in the group. We're at
Speaker 1: a play my gym play thing, right, but you sit
Speaker 1: in the circle and teacher and you do songs and
Speaker 1: then you get to go to the different stations and
Speaker 1: do the things. So everybody's sitting in the circle doing
Speaker 1: the da da da da da and the dancing, and
Speaker 1: you know, and my daughter is faced away from the
Speaker 1: circle at her own birthday party, faced away doing the
Speaker 1: da da da da. Everybody's up, she's down. And that
Speaker 1: is that. I was like, this, this is the most
Speaker 1: perfect depiction of you, still to this day, twenty two.
Speaker 1: I was like, I'm not doing it. I'm not sitting
Speaker 1: in that circle. I'm not waving my arms side to side.
Speaker 1: I will face the other way and wave my arms
Speaker 1: low because you're not going to tell me what to do.
Speaker 2: Been there my entire life.
Speaker 1: Yep. So I was like, you know what, girl, you
Speaker 1: beat to your own drum. And she still does. She
Speaker 1: said yesterday, Hey, guess what I'm doing next week? I
Speaker 1: said what she said, getting my other knee tattooed? Oh,
Speaker 1: and I.
Speaker 2: Said, what like her knee cap?
Speaker 1: Yeah, she's got one knee is already tattooed.
Speaker 2: Now she's doing this sounds painful.
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, she's like hobbled for two days and her
Speaker 1: job is to be a dog walker.
Speaker 2: So that's rough. Does she work for WAG?
Speaker 1: No, she has her own business.
Speaker 3: Oh okay, because you know, I had a whole deep
Speaker 3: dive on Olivia's ex boyfriend and the WAG situation.
Speaker 2: Of it all.
Speaker 1: No, he is her current boyfriend and he owns his
Speaker 1: own business as well.
Speaker 2: But he worked for WAG and there a lot on compete,
Speaker 2: but a.
Speaker 1: Lot of dog walkers do work for WAG.
Speaker 3: Yeah, and then it became and they were like, sorry,
Speaker 3: you can't. Yeah. I made it into a really really
Speaker 3: big deal and it wasn't and it was one of
Speaker 3: my favorite like fake stories I've made up.
Speaker 1: Okay, Well, I'll ask her about it, because I know
Speaker 1: he owned his own business and my daughter owns her
Speaker 1: own dog walking business. They don't know each other because
Speaker 1: walking down competition, well, it's a solitary endeavor. You don't
Speaker 1: meet other people, you know. Well, I'll ask her if
Speaker 1: there was a drama.
Speaker 3: About it, and if not, don't tell me. If there was,
Speaker 3: tell me, but if not, I just want to keep
Speaker 3: believing there was.
Speaker 1: Okay, Yeah, tell everybody where they can find you Ace
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Speaker 1: I told you my sister asked where she could listen
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Speaker 1: and I said, no, you don't do that, No, no,
Speaker 1: you're not made for it.
Speaker 3: No, it's I'm very as the one lady's whose husband's
Speaker 3: now dead.
Speaker 2: I'm very kosher here.
Speaker 1: Yes, No, that's not what that meanings, what do you mean?
Speaker 2: Well, I just mean like, I'm very clean here with you.
Speaker 1: Oh okay. I was like here because I was thinking
Speaker 1: you're here in your studio.
Speaker 2: No no, this is not a kosher studio.
Speaker 1: No no, no, no no, this.
Speaker 2: Is whatever the opposite of kosher. This is hosher.
Speaker 3: All right, we are in ho sure shit over here here,
Speaker 3: I'm kosher, I'm very this is me brought in, brought
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Speaker 1: You're keeping it tight and right and not saying and
Speaker 1: you're not doing any like body sounds or talking about
Speaker 1: anybody functions. You tried. I shut it down, yes, all
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Speaker 1: I can't. I can't take it. My stomach can't take it.
Speaker 1: You know, something else could happen to.
Speaker 3: Me, maybe your fault, and then by proxy I will
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Speaker 1: We're gonna have to talk about that. Okay, everybody, thanks
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Speaker 2: Thank you,