Speaker 1: I made a decision pace sunny sound on Ahead of Vision.
It's nice.
Speaker 2: Oh whoa whoa microphone out of control?
Speaker 1: What's up everybody? Sorry?
Speaker 2: I punched the microphone as I'm about to start the show.
Speaker 1: What's up? Hello? What's up? Fuckers? I feel like I
have a lot to say and also not that much.
It feels like every week that microphone is really lit.
It is a little wonky. You know what's so funny,
sevany I thought you.
Speaker 2: So. I woke up super early this morning. It happens
all like once in a while, and I couldn't go
back to sleep. So I was watching, Well, we'll talk
about that documentary on Friday, show that Should I.
Speaker 1: Marry Marry a Murderer?
Speaker 2: Murderer?
Speaker 1: Uh huh, it's kind of ridiculous. But anyway, homework assignment,
go watch Should I Marry a murder or Yeah for Friday.
Speaker 2: Yeah, because we're going to talk about that on Friday.
But I was so, I was like, Okay, I want
to watch something that'll help, hopefully like lull me back
to sleep, which is like a good like murder show.
So on Netflix, Uh, they had Homicide New Orleans.
Speaker 1: Okay, you don't even understand that. On my way over here,
I was like, I think I need to mention Homicide
New Orleans to Lynette.
Speaker 2: Okay, the homicide shows. They have Homicide New York and
Las A Homicide Los Angeles.
Speaker 1: It's by Dick Wolf. Yes.
Speaker 2: I watched the shit out of those. I loved them.
They were so so freaking good.
Speaker 1: Same watched them, watched them twice, watched them twice me doo.
Speaker 2: Yeah, like watch the the what's his face that murdered
Lana the actress phil Spector.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So then like when I watched that twice, that led
me to watch the actual movie on HBO, which sucked,
but anyway, loved it. And now all of a sudden,
there's Homicide New Orleans and I was like, holy shit.
But then it said it came out like in twenty
twenty five, So now I'm like, is there more homicide
shows that I don't know?
Speaker 1: And there's ten episodes.
Speaker 2: So anyway, I watched like the first two or two episodes,
couldn't go back to sleep. But there's like I thought
of me and you because there was two women detectives
in one of the episodes that were just trying to
just solve this murder. This guy just shows up dead
in an alley. No witnesses.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 2: A passerby called nine one one when he was walking
his dog and said, there's a guy passed out. Turns
out he wasn't passed out. He was shot like ten times.
Speaker 1: And the two.
Speaker 2: Women detectives are like, okay, we got to start, and
I'm like, they can do this, So then they like
they go back to the office and then they are
like everything is about ring cameras so they canvass the area.
So they're knocking on doors and nobody's home, and I'm
like that would be me and Stephanie. We'd be like, well,
nobody's home, so what are we going to do now?
Speaker 1: We really they probably think we're trying to sell him something, right,
like right, hey, we're not trying to sell you anything,
Like I'm side yeah when nobody comes, So then it's like, Stephanie,
I have five would go all right, let's go have
some lunch.
Speaker 2: Let's see if they come back home, like go sit
down and have lunch. And then they're like then they
go to like this this they have in New Orleans,
this center and it's called like Real City, Real Time
Crime or something, and it's like this this think of
like a center of a bunch of nine one one operators,
but it's all video and you can like pull up
the day and the time, like Sunday morning, one thirty
four am on the corner of this street and this avenue,
and then you could like see that's how they start
to solve that's okay, there's the victim. Now who's this
guy following the victim on? What's he wearing?
Speaker 1: Blah blah blah.
Speaker 2: So anyway, like they they solve the crime spoiler alert
by the end of the episode. Each episode they but
it was just funny, like these two women detectives totally
figured everything out. And I was like, I think it
would take it took them like three days. It takes
me and Stephanie maybe two month if that.
Speaker 1: Well, because they have a lot of time. You know,
they're right, that's their job. It's their job. Yeah, that
is so funny that you would say this though, because
I was having so many thoughts. I was watching an
episode that was about a fifteen year old boy that
was shot. Did you see that one? No? Oh, yes,
that was the first one. Yeah, So I started with
the first one and I was like I'm kind of
bored because well, first of all, yeah, it was all like,
let's try to watch this on a ring cam, and
then I'm like, well, you can't even really tell what's
going on. It's just like they can, but like for
the viewers, yeah, it's hard to see. And I was like,
would I want to be like a police officer in
New Orleans because a lot of times I watch a
show like that and I go, that'd be a cool job,
And this time I was like, no, that didn't really.
I feel like one of them was like, yeah, I
used to work at the school, right women. Also, there's
too many care Yeah, there's a lot of different that
was the first episode. Yeah, okay, well that's why I
felt like there were just too many characters. I was like,
this is nothing like a Law and Order episode where
it's kind of condensed and it's some people working on it,
and then there's it was just like, okay, then now
we're talking to this person and this is I don't
know if that's a witness, and everything's kind of dark
and glues.
Speaker 2: Yeah, right, they and then sometimes they they bleep out
the person's name because that person doesn't become a suspect, so,
you know, but it gets that there. Some of the
episodes are really good. There was really good. There was
one episode two where they're following this crime the detectives
trying to solve, and then in the middle of the
episode it flips to another another detective trying to solve
another crime, and I was like, no, oh, but hold on, okay,
I was about to be out. I was like, oh, no,
this is not what I expected. But then spoiler alert,
it's the same guy that did both crimes. He held
like two people in an four hour span. Oh yes,
And then they catch the guy and they bring him
in the interrogation room and he's fucking pissed. He's like
chained to the table and he's like banging on the
table and they had to get like eight guys to
come in and like, you know, arrest him. But yeah,
it was pretty good. So there are there are good episodes.
Speaker 1: Which episode was that.
Speaker 2: It's the first couple episodes I probably watched maybe two
and a half okay episodes.
Speaker 1: Yeah. I was like, for some reason, Netflix is the
only thing for now that doesn't have any ads, right,
And I know it's probably because we pay the most
for it. Yeah, but I refuse to pay like thirty
dollars a month for HBO to have no ads. So
I'm always like, so I have to sit through ads
at the beginning and then I've got to sit through
and I hate it. I hate it right so now,
and Hulu is the same way. There's ads and hair amount.
All the other ones have ads. So I'm just like,
you know what, I might as well just find everything
I want to watch on Netflix right sometimes going to
the bottom of the barrel because I'm like, do I
want to watch this movie from the eighties because Netflix
is telling me I have it right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's a good movie that I've heard that it's
really good called Apex on Netflix, and I haven't watched
it yet.
Speaker 1: I haven't heard of that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Charlie the Rones in it. It looks really good,
So I think I'm going to watch that, like a
good Netflix like movie or series.
Speaker 1: The will latch up anyway.
Speaker 2: I just thought of you this morning as I was
watching New Orleans on the side.
Speaker 1: That's funny. I'm writing it down because sometimes we do
a whole show and I because I'm getting very old,
I literally have no idea what we talked about right
after the episode, I'm like, I don't know, it was
a wandering conversation, and then I have to put in
the description like, oh no, we talked about some stuff.
Don't worry about it. Check it out now. Oh my god,
I forgot to tell you this. It's pretty exciting. So
I'm not sure why. I'm not sure why this is,
but maybe somebody was telling me, oh, I know what happened.
What happened happened whatever. Our listeners who listens to Patreon
told me that if you join Patreon the twenty sixteen
and twenty seventeen episodes they couldn't be accessed, and I
was like, well, that doesn't make any sense. It's not
like they're behind a special paywall. Like you've already paid,
you should be able to listen to everything. So I
had gone back all the way to twenty sixteen. I
went back to the beginning, and I realized that for
some reason, twoy sixteen, seventeen, and eighteen, there's like a
box that needed to be checked. And I don't know why,
but there was like a red exclamation point if you
go look in there, and it says you have to
decide anyway. So I was fixing them. But the problem
is I had to do them one at a time.
So at first I asked this person and can you
just tell me somewhat some that you're interested in listening to?
And she was like, I don't know. I just went
and like was clicking around, and I'm like, all right,
so I just start doing it, and then my OCD
kicks in. Okay, is it really OCD? I don't know,
but I started having that like I can't, I can't.
I couldn't even skip any I had to do every
single one three years worth of Patreon episodes. Well, I
found some good ones, I bet I found a couple
of dramatic readings, and one of them is the craziest one,
which was that mom that I hated all the way
through elementary school. Right now, the line the one that
there was a back and forth with her county daughter.
Legends she had mom was a crazy asshole. No, that's
a different person. This woman, her daughter was the one
that like outed Xander and then she was such a
bit she was out telling it. She would admit everything.
Was like, oh, I'm just wondering why she would tell
everybody the other kids reading levels, Like when they were
in kindergarten, and then this carried through all the way
through fifth grade and she got eighty six from doing
field trips. She's crazy because remember she stopped at seven
to eleven to get herself some gum yes and yeah,
like you can't do that, like what's wrong with you?
And then so she's actually in the book Drunkish. I
tell a story about her about how I just like
lost my mind, and then I sent an angry letter
to the principle. But then I realized the principle was
brand new at the time. She had just started and
I was like, if she thinks I'm the crazy one,
she doesn't know her right. Anyway, I have this episode
and I'm going to post it for for I'm going
to post it on our Thursday. Oh nice, And I've
got three of them that are pretty funny, like dramatic reading.
Oh Kia, it's great because I was like, well it's
I think it was from twenty sixteen or twenty seventeen. Well,
it's been so long now, it's been so long that
who cares? Who cares it? Yeah? And I don't say
her name anyway, at the time, it would have been
trouble for me, right if somebody figured it out, and
because I was actually reading the email, but now who cares?
Right right, it's graduating high school.
Speaker 2: We've been doing patroon since twenty sixteen sixteen, sheeez, we yeah,
we have some good some stuff.
Speaker 1: We did an interview with Xander. It was really cute.
You were so sweet. We did it in the old studio.
I remember, Oh I want to hear I can't wait.
It was, you know, only eight. It was very like
you were you were being like a therapist. Though You're
like so so tell us, like so your mom says
that you this or whatever, and he'd be like yeah,
and you're like, well, did you tell us any more
about that? And he'd be like yeah, so cute. Oh
my god, I want to hear these. So these will
be posted. I'm going to post them. I'm going to
post them for the next few weeks on the Thursday class.
Great instead of like old episode, how about old patreons.
That's awesome. I downloaded them off the site and I
was like, oh, this is gonna be crazy.
Speaker 2: I just was thinking about that because I was thinking
about old Patreon stuff, like I think I talked about
this on my old Patreon, which I'll tell you off
the air, but yeah, I cannot believe we've been doing
it for so long. There's some good patreons.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and I feel like the really old ones who care?
Who cares anymore? Right? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, like with teachers getting in fights with principals.
Speaker 1: The pell Yes, you there's some really funny ones like that.
Speaker 2: Wow, oh my god, that's great. Oh that's a great plug.
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Speaker 1: Yeah, I have something very exciting to tell you. I
hope I don't jinx it. So I'm going a time.
So remember a while ago my car, my ID four,
which I love, Thank you, Adam, Thank you, Adadam Learner,
Adam's got a car dot com was the display kept
going out and then it was a whole cushaw. I
had to we took it, remember I called the we
We took it in and then they were like, yeah,
you need to change the display panel. And then the
problem was that every single time I drove it, it
would at some point it would just go h and
the whole display would just dead. And one time I
couldn't get it going again. Usually it would die and
then within like forty five seconds to a minute, maybe
over a minute, it would start back back back up.
But then you couldn't listen to the radio. But then
once in a while it happened like twice it just
wouldn't come back. So I had to bring it to
the dealership a new car. Well, so no, they wouldn't like.
So we bring it in and they're like, yeah, we
need to get this new module for the display. Okay,
so then remember this. The part took like four months
to come in. Oh right, So we're waiting and waiting
and waiting and waiting. I called a few times. She
was like, I don't know what to tell you like that,
it has nothing to do with us. You have to
talk to corporate. So finally, after like four months, the
part comes in. Then we bring the car and we
make an appointment. We bring the car and they keep
it overnight. They won't give us a loaner car, but
they don't know how long it's gonna take. God, next
day or the day after that, I can't remember. They're like, hey,
you can come get your car, but it's not fixed
because the part was defective. Oh my god. So I
was so mad. Oh my god. I would be so upset.
And I was talking to Adam about it and he's like, well,
you know, basically, that's kind of lemon law, like you
can say this car is not driveable or whatever, but
then you have to redo your car deal. Like all
they do basically is give you back your money, so
you get your down payment back. But I was like,
but we got such a good deal, right, like, if
we can't get that deal again, He's like, yeah, that's
kind of the problem. Well so then my god, another
month later they call and they go the parts in.
But meanwhile, or maybe two months later, jeezu, Well guess what.
I realized that for the last like four months, five
months even hasn't done it. It's like I really did
a software update. I think they updated something like remotely
with all the cars, because they do do these updates sometimes, right,
they do, And they just stopped doing it completely. It
was doing it every single day to the point that
I was so mad, and you know, all of a sudden,
I was like, whatever does it? So, now what do
you do. I'm not going to get it fixed. I'm
not going to go take it in and have it
and they like.
Speaker 2: Keep that part just in case it happens again.
Speaker 1: I mean, I guess, but even if it happened again,
it would have to start happening every day to make
it worth right than keeping it for a while. It's
such a software update. I think it was Wow, which
makes me think that a lot of people were having
this problem. Yeah, and they just weren't talking about it, right, right,
fucking secrecy, man. I know everybody's embarrassed. I don't want
to say what's wrong with their car.
Speaker 2: That's right, kind of kind of like our patreon this
and like our patreon. Yeah. Wow, well that's good news. Yeah.
I'm going to be going on Wednesday to see I'm
going with Jody to see John Stewart, Sarah Silverman, I
suppose the other guy. There's like a bunch of comedians
for the Netflix.
Speaker 1: As a joke.
Speaker 2: I got invited by John. He was like, Hey, I'm coming.
He's my friend. Been friends with him for a long
time before I met at like when I worked on
the CBS Studio a lot. He was writing for Larry
Sanders and he was miserable every day and he would
just smoke outside of my office and we would talk
about Bruce Springsteen and he would talk about how much
he hates La and wants.
Speaker 1: To move back to New York.
Speaker 2: Really before he had the Daily, this was a long
time ago.
Speaker 1: He was just a writer.
Speaker 2: But anyway, yeah, and it was, you know, it was
really nice because he like reached out recently when because
he found out that Phil passed away, because he's a
big dog lover and so anyway, Yeah, so I'm going
with Jody on Wednesday, and I'll see James Baby Doll Dixon.
Speaker 1: He'll be there. Light and Sweet Baby.
Speaker 2: He has light and sweet Baby. I missed that guy.
He's a character. It's his agent, Adam's agent as well.
So I'm gonna see them. Maybe i'll see Jimmy. I
don't know. Last time I was we went, Jimmy was there,
Jimmy and Molly.
Speaker 1: So it'll be fun. So I have something to report
back next week. That's exciting. Yeah. Yeah, it's at the
Greek Theater.
Speaker 2: Oh I've only been to the Greek once to see
the Beastie Boys.
Speaker 1: Oh my god, I love the Greek. Yeah. This is
the perfect weather for the Greek. I know, it's nice
sit outside under the stars.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it'll be nice. It's supposed to be warm this week.
Speaker 1: Will you get to go backstage?
Speaker 2: I think so last time we did, because we did
go a couple years ago too, when he invited us
and we went backstage.
Speaker 1: Yeah, would Sarah remember you? Oh Sarah loves me, really,
she loves me. She's had Sonny's ring tone on her phone.
I mean the last it was like a couple of
years ago. She still had it for so long. Sonny's
ringtone is just a waste of my time. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: She was the first person to hold Sonny in Natalia
when we came home from the hospital. Really and Jimmy
came over. They were our very first guests. It was
the day we came home from the hospit with the
twins and they lived up the street. They walked over
and brought gifts and they were like the first they held.
We have pictures of them holding Sunny in itally. It's
really cute. Yeah, she loves babies. Yeah, she loves me.
She's really sweet. I love Sarah. Yeah, I can't wait
to see her. It'll be fun, you know. Yeah, she's
really funny to me, she is she is, she's funny.
I used to play poker with her. Oh really, yeah
I remember that was like my poker gang. I mean
she would play sometimes for sure.
Speaker 1: Yeah. She's very like what you think she is.
Speaker 2: She's very down to earth and she's funny and super outgoing,
super sweet.
Speaker 1: She was always so sweet to.
Speaker 2: My friends like Susanne and like she would remember them like,
oh how you doing, you know, parties and stuff.
Speaker 1: She was just like just so sweet. We all loved Sarah.
Speaker 2: We used to call her Sarah Steel your man though,
when a Jimmy's cousins labeled are that because you know,
we were like, he dated Sarah right after he got divorced,
you know, and Gina's like, oh, you know, do.
Speaker 1: You think there was some overlap?
Speaker 2: Be honest, No, I don't think there was any. I
do think that there was flirting probably, but I do
think that their marriage was done, like had nothing really
to do with Sarah. But you know, Gina was always
crying all the time. Then she found out that Jimmy
was dating Sarah. It's like one of the cousins labeled
her Sarah steal your man.
Speaker 1: I have a friend that stated a lot of Sarah's
like leftovers. Yeah, yeah, she's yeah, I know she went
through him for a while. Yeah she did.
Speaker 2: She was dating that one guy that was on that
Showtime show about sex, The Doctor.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, what's his name? Michael? Yes, Michael, I know
what you're talking about, right, wasn't he British? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, I like that show. It was a good show.
Oh yeah, yeah, it was a yeah show about sex.
Speaker 1: But anyway.
Speaker 2: Yeah, she had a lot of boyfriends, but her and Jimmy,
I mean, we did a lot of stuff together.
Speaker 1: We went to Europe.
Speaker 2: We went to Italy with Jimmy and Sarah and Bill
Simmons and Sally Melissa. That was fun. That was for
Adam's fortieth birthday. Jimmy of course organized it. So yeah, and.
Speaker 1: So you haven't like seen her or talked to her
since then, right, And.
Speaker 2: I don't think I haven't seen her in a long time.
Speaker 1: No, here's how sweet she is. So remember I did
a GoFundMe for a comedian sort of friend of mine. Yes,
that I also recorded a few patreons about, because yeah,
he's very needy. Yeah, but anyway, Sarah was friends with him,
and I posted the GoFundMe and then I reached out
to She would never see it on my social media,
so I had her email address and I sent her
an email and I was like, hey, I mean I
don't know her that well. Like I said, I played
poker with her, but we were like a queen. If
she saw me, she'd be like hi, you know, but
she wouldn't. Ever, we've never talked outside of seeing each
other at stand up we've never had lunch, you know. Yeah.
But I sent her this email and I was like, hey,
I did, I'm doing a GoFundMe for Stanley and here's
the link to it, like in I know, you guys
were friends. And she just wrote back right away like
oh my gosh, thank you so much, thank you for
doing this, and then like send eight hundred dollars. Oh wow,
that's nice, like immediately, that's sweet, you know, like very sweet. Yeah, yeah,
that'll be Also, she was the original Bernie bro you know.
She was super into Bernie Bernie Sander. Oh yeah, and
she was doing a lot of like sort of social
media ads for him, remember, a lot of videos for him,
and you know what she was freaking right, yeah, yeah,
oh listen to this. What for freaking news making just
came across my phone. Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni's production
company reach a settlement in the lawsuit that was set
to go to trial in two weeks.
Speaker 2: Good, I know, Cereal, Oh dare you fucking bitch?
Speaker 1: Blake Lively? How they settled? They settled? Damn.
Speaker 2: I was just going to say, like two weeks coming
up for the trial. Well, that's the best thing for
her to do is to settle. At this point, it.
Speaker 1: Was never going to look good for her.
Speaker 2: No, and what are they going to do, like put
you know, Taylor Swift on the stand on the stand,
they were going to put cursed kirshde Curshy's Kurshy saw
saw the reporter that said congratulations on your baby bump,
and she's like they were gonna they were to have
her come like it would have been a disaster for her,
a disaster, as Michelle says from the Valley Jesse, You're
a disaster.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that would have been bad. Wow. Well that's good.
Now I can't wait to not good for about it?
Not good for us? Well that sucks. Okay. So I
was going to tell you that I did something fun
and also regarding you going to the Netflix show, I
was just thinking. So I went to go see Queen Nation.
Oh I love that. Yeah, with my big jew mom
group and for It was two of their birthdays and
it was super fun. We had a great time. We
went to dinner first and I came up with this,
Well I've done this before, but this was even more
like specific. So I needed a gift. So one of
the people whose birthday was was my friend Cecily, and
she is one of those people that she's like us,
I do not like any kind of fuss about my birthday.
I don't want anybody singing. I don't want gifts. And
she used to be I told you about this because
last year. Okay, so last year she was having a
birthday and we were all going to go to this
Greek restaurant, the Great Greek, right, I'm just gonna say
that's the only Greek resume. Yeah, So we were going
to go there. Well I got sick. I have like
the flu, and I couldn't go. I just really wasn't
feeling well. I was still coughing a lot. I felt
so bad. But Cecily says to me, I'm just really
kind of not looking forward to this. I really don't
want gifts and I do not want them like doing
cake and lighting a candle. Now there's another friend of
ours who's in this group, who's one of those people
that like dust, doesn't give a fuck what you want,
like going to do what they want to do. Yes,
and my found those types, and Cecily was getting kind
of genuinely like, I really don't want that. It makes
me uncomfortable, right, So I sent a text to the group.
I added into the group text. I was like, hey, guys,
just so you know, we got the gifts she doesn't want.
She really doesn't want, like and this was just for
her birthday, so she can do whatever the hell she wants,
you know. I was like, she really does not want
cake and she doesn't want gifts. And this other mom
was like, well, she's not the boss to me. I'm
gonna do what I want of course, which I just
thought was kind of rude because she's not joking, like
she really didn't want it. So they all did it.
They all did it anyway, and I found out all
of them, but my friend was after the fact because
I wasn't there. My friend was like, you know what
it was, It was fine, Like what am I going
to rain on everyone's parade? They want to have cake
and like do a thing whatever. So this year it
was Cecily and another one of our friends both celebrating
their birthday. But Cecily is like to me, like, I
don't want like her thing is like I don't want
like shitty get Like I don't want a candle, like
I don't want just something that somebody went to like
TJ Max right of course, to the gifty area and
got me like a tote bag or something like. I
don't need it, right, you know. So I ordered for
Cecily and our other friend a makeup bag that's it's
that says might be makeup, might be snacks. And then
I loaded it with nostalgia candy. Oh my god, that's
a great idea, good idea. He's an eighties candy. That's amazing.
So one of the I ordered a box of like
of vintage candy from Amazon, and then I went to
Lolly and Pops it's like a candy store in the mall,
and filled it filled it in with a few more things.
But I got like chuckles, gummies, I got bottle caps,
oh yeah, I got candy cigarettes, of course, I got
fun dip. I got dots, oh yeah, those dot I
got so, I got blow pops. I got so many things.
Bit o honey, oh yeah, bit honey. And they make
it like if you you or the Zaba. I love
them Abba Zaba. I got that. There was like a
Charleston chewah yeah whatever, I mean, it was a big hit.
If anybody's Turkish taffy that's a great idea, and I
just filled it like I bought, Like I said, I
bought a bunch of candy and I just made both
of them and they freaking loved it. So I was like,
you know what, I'm going to share that with our listeners.
That's a great idea. Yeah. I mean it wasn't super cheap,
but it was like a cute, fun gift. Right, Oh,
wacky wafers. I hadn't remember those.
Speaker 2: I got to get that. You know, Melissa would be
perfect for that. Yeah, loves candy and she's she knows
all that nostalgic candy.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so get like a cute makeup bag. They had
a makeup bag that said ho bag on it that
I thought would be really funny. But then I was like,
these ladies don't quite have that and gi sense of humor,
right yeah, yeah, no, they're not going to love the
word cunt like we do. Right, So yeah, that's a
great gift. I love that. Yeah, but they were freaking out.
They both loved it, and I've gotten texts from both
of them just going. My friend was like, oh my god,
Joe and I are eating wacky wafers right now, Like
I have this so good. Yes, that's a great idea.
Yeah and easy to do. Yeah, all right, okay another thing,
yeah about being older. I don't know if this is
being older thing or just being smarter, but like, let's
normalize not seeing the opening act of any band, because
this is how we planned it out, found out. What
time does the headliner come on? Nine o'clock? Great dinner
reservation seven right, eat our food, linger, open some gifts,
wander over right at nine, take our seats, boom Queen
comes out? Where where did they play the Canyon Club? Course?
Speaker 2: That's see now here's you've brought that up because Jody's like, okay,
I'm gonna make reservations for a restaurant by the Greek Theater.
We're gonna go early, And I'm like, I don't want
to get there too early because I don't want to
sit through comedians that I don't know. That that's the
worst thing you could do to me. I don't really
like stand up to begin with, right, let alone, like, I, yeah,
I want to see the big ones, all the big
celebrities that are there, but you know, there's gonna be
a bunch of people I don't know, so I don't
know what exact time to get there, but you know,
Jody's like an old lady, like, we got to get
there early, we got to get our so we can
get situated. And like she's like, don't you just want
to like get your seats and get to And I'm like, yeah,
but I don't want to.
Speaker 1: Well, if you have seats, then you don't have to
worry about that.
Speaker 2: I know, I agree, But like, you know, she made
dinner reservations for five forty five.
Speaker 1: Which time does the show start? Eight?
Speaker 2: I think so some probably like that, and yeah, you know,
there's gonna be a bunch of other stand ups before
that the big ones come out. Yeah, but they show
has to be over I'm guessing at the Greek Theater
by certain time, so maybe work backwards.
Speaker 1: Also, here's the thing, there's not going to be anybody bad.
It's a little bit different than if you were going
to like the improv to see somebody. Because when I
went and saw John Mulaney at the at the improv,
Oh my god, what's that guy's name? Nick Nick Nick Kroll?
Nick k Kroll opened and he was so frickin funny.
A couple of opening people that were really good. Okay
that I would have been sad if I didn't go. Okay,
all right, not to say that you have to run there,
you have to be there before it starts. Yeah, yeah,
well we'll see how that night goes. Yeah, I mean,
I know what you're saying. You know, I don't know.
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So there's this show. I was talking about this on
Rose Pricks. I think I don't think I told you
about Funny AF. It's it's like it's like Last Comic Standing,
but it's on Netflix. I've heard about it. You have
to have seen it advertised. I probably. Yeah, it's a
comedy competition. Yeah, but I watched it and I was
like a lot of the people are not good, but
a few of them are funny. But anyway, I had
this full bonding experience with Xander. Yeah, he would love
he loves that stuff. I kept saying, like, do you
because you know how he says he wants to be
a comedian, right, so you want to watch this show
like Funny AF with me? And he kept going like, eh,
I don't know, yeah, And I was like, I thought
this would be something you would like, like it seems
right up your alley. Right, already knew what it was,
so I go stand up comics and he he's like, okay, maybe.
So then he came in my room the other night
and he goes, do you want to watch TV? And
I was like sure. So then we had to watch
some sketches from the Sketch show. I think you should
leave hell yeah, Tim Robinson, Yeah, very funny show. Yeah.
Do you see the one about It's like a court show.
But then there's a guy in the in the audience.
It's something about his hat, and it's two people and
they're like on trial, and then they show their text
messages and their tests. They keep going like have you
seen Richard's hat? Oh my god, it's so fucking stupid.
And then they go to the audience and people in
the courtroom and he's wearing the hat. I've got these
like Safari flaps on. It keeps going like what what
the fucks up?
Speaker 2: Like, right, that is a really funny. So he likes
that show. That's good because it's very clever. I've only
seen it a few times when I go back home,
when I go to Chicago, because Nicholas and Anthony love
that show. It's like their favorite. They're like, oh, Antelynette,
you gotta watch his show. Like I don't like funny shows. No, no, no,
you're gonna like this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah. Yeah, there's really funny sketches on there. Yeah. So anyway,
I was like, Okay, do you want to try this
show now? And he goes, all right, and then he
sees that it's like basically an open mic, like it's
a comedy. He goes, oh, why didn't you tell me
it was like this like with comedians, And I said,
well I did, and he goes, I didn't know it
was like actual comedians doing sets and being judged right,
And I was like, well it is. So then he
got really into it. And then there was in LA
there's a Los Angeles, there's Chicago and New York, and
they do a batch from each one and then pick
who's going to move on. Then they do callbacks, then
they do a roast where they have to roast Marshawn
Lynch huh. Then they have to do one night where
it's just topical and talk to the audience and now
tonight is the semi finals and it's alive. Oh really, yes,
so Xander and I have Oh that sounds really daph.
Speaker 2: Isn't that great when you watch something with your kids,
you bond with them.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I love that.
Speaker 2: Six pm, six pm tonight, six pm tonight, we're gonna work.
Speaker 1: Who's the judges. It's well Kevin Hart. Oh, it's his show.
Speaker 2: It's his show. But Kumal okay, I've seen it. I've seen. Yeah,
I watched. I watched Chelsea Yeah, Chelsea Handler, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1: She's one of the judges. Kumil is one of the judges.
Tom Sugora, right, okay, So here's a little sort of
So there's a guy named Steve, one of the comedians
who was on the show. Spoiler alert. He's off okay,
but he made it through like the first five rounds.
So in his bio you can see that he was
opening for Bert Kreischer right on a tour. Well that
was also Tom Sogora is one of the judges. So
Tom Sogora and Burt Brusher have a podcast together exactly
My Mom's House or whatever, Two Bears, one Kate whatever,
right under the anyway, it's like, well, yeah, this guy's
friends with Tom Sogora. So it's a little fixed because
Xander kept going that guys is just not that funny
that he kept making it through yes, And then of
course there's a scene Tom Sgora is judging him and
there's like that guy's really funny. Interesting, No he's not.
He just opens for you. So you're friends with him, right,
And there's just it's interesting as a former stand up
like to know something behind the scenes stuff. Of course,
like Xander would be like, oh, that person's just I
don't get it. They're not funny, and I'm like, yeah, well,
in this community, like they have the most followers and
plus they want to have like they want different things represented.
Like yeah, yeah, anyway, Yeah that's so cool though, And
you have something to watch with your kid. I like that.
I know.
Speaker 2: Yeah, my kids aren't around anymore for me to watch
anything with.
Speaker 1: Well, sometimes they are now.
Speaker 2: Sonny will call me during like a playoff game, like
are you watching the Laker game right now?
Speaker 1: It's getting close?
Speaker 2: Like if the Lakers win, So now the Lakers are
I guess they're going to the playoffs. They're doing playoffs,
whatever they're doing and going to the World Series.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: And his dad invited him to come out to a
playoff game next week.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that's nice. Yeah, except he has to pay for
his ticket, except that he doesn't. How would Sonny have money,
He's I mean, he's.
Speaker 2: Got these like he's been doing odd jobs with his friends,
like helping people move and stuff like that. He doesn't
have money for a plane ticket.
Speaker 1: He has to fly himself.
Speaker 2: Yeah, or ask his mom, right, which spoiler alert, that's me.
So he wants to come out for that, And then
he has to come out for the end of the
month for the Walk of Fame, which our listeners found
out how much it cost. Remember last week, we're like,
I don't know, like what twenty twenty five thousand, No,
what did they say?
Speaker 1: Eighty five? Ralph told us eighty five grand.
Speaker 2: That is insane. And then you also have to keep
it up or something.
Speaker 1: Well, I think that's because that pays for like the upkeep.
What it's like buying a freaking grave, right, you know
you're paying for like them to sweep sweep on it sometimes. Yeah,
put flowers down, stop people from like making graffiti all over,
clean up the graffiti, which people sucks. So now funny
not funny? I love that. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So so yeah, so he's coming out for both I guess, like, what.
Speaker 1: Am I gonna do? Put him? Like? Yeah, but okay,
So Adam's like, I want you to cut you need
to be here for my Hollywood Walk of Fame moment.
But I'm not paying for your ticket. No, I mean,
how do you think that's a good look? Are you
just going to be that bitter and just go well,
don't be bitter, be better? Yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't know, and you know, I don't want to
put like Sonny in the middle and stuff like that,
of course not Ever, Luckily he has miles. He flies,
you know, I got him on his Alaska Airline miles.
Speaker 1: Oh that's good. Yeah, so he's got some miles. Oh
that's what Alpa just flew. Oh yeah to Oregon.
Speaker 2: Yeah yeah, because Alaska is like the only one that
goes direct. Oh he has United too since he was young,
but they has to take two flights. Yeah, Alaska goes direct,
like they have one flight anyway.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so.
Speaker 2: I'll be seeing Sonny soon. Well that's good, right, Yeah,
I miss him, I know, I know.
Speaker 1: Can you like watch something with him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, if I watch something with him at sports, that's
his thing. There's always a UFC thing going on, you know,
and or some game he comes out to watch that
with me, you know. And then when he's not watching
a game, he's like with his friends. But his friends
are well, he does have friends in town that are
living at home and going to community college, so he'll
probably see them. Whatever, it's only going to be like
a day or two. Then he's got to go back.
Speaker 1: Now. I really wanted to ask you this. Have you
seen any houses?
Speaker 2: Yes, I went to look okay on here. So I
spent a long day in Santa Clarita with my realtor
and we went and looked at all these these model homes.
Speaker 1: So here's the thing.
Speaker 2: I want a one story because I don't know if
it's because I'm traumatized because of what happened to Phil,
but I'm thinking to myself, I don't want to have
stairs because what if something. What if I have a
big dog and he can't make it up the stairs eventually,
or what if I can't make it up the stairs.
Speaker 1: I don't know. So a lot of these houses have
stairs though, Huh. Yes, there's no.
Speaker 2: So he would send me searches just house, not new development,
just searches, and he sent me, like, you know, a
whole bunch.
Speaker 1: But they were all two story.
Speaker 2: So I asked him, can you do it and see
with just one story, which he did, and I got
one house at all, So there's not a lot.
Speaker 1: So then I was starting to think.
Speaker 2: Then I had Molly. We had stairs at the house
with Molly. Molly was thirteen, riddled with cancer, diabetes, blind
in one eye, one ear. I mean, she was a mess,
but she still made it up and down the stairs.
Speaker 1: I was gonna say, my really good friend. Her dog
was like sixteen, very old. I mean, you know, eventually
had to be put down, but to the end would
like get up stairs. Yeahah, up and down the stairs. Yeah.
Speaker 2: So okay, so that was one issue. So now we're
going to look at too. I think I'm going to
look for two stories because I really don't have much
of a choice. So now, but I do like these
model homes. But we went and looked at So you
look at the model home and you see how it's
all done up. But then you go and look at Okay,
here's where the property is, you know, and you go
to that property and it's like a different backyard. And
then it's like a lot of them are not done
yet because you have to sit there and pick, you know,
what do you want, what don't you want? Do you
want this kind of tile or do you care if
you you know whatever? Light fixtures? You have to sit
and do all that. Then you have to put in
a pool they don't have. They don't put the pool
in you have.
Speaker 1: None of them have pools. No they that's what this
guy said.
Speaker 2: But we're going to go back again in like a
week when we're gonna sit down with the sales lady
because she wasn't there that day. There was this one
guy who didn't seem to know too much. We asked
him a lot of He took us around, but he
was just like it was like almost like the father
filling in for his daughter while she was out of
office or something. Well, we didn't get a lot of interfromation.
And then I also have to figure out what exactly
my monthly budget is going to be, like what can
I afford and what you know? So I know, okay,
if I get this house, then it's going to cost
this much to put a pool in. You know, I
got to figure all that out. So I'm going to
be doing that this week.
Speaker 1: What about a house that's not in development, that's about
just somebody's house that they lived in their selling.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he's he's pulling those, but that's what I was saying.
He only pulled one because it was one story, So
now he's expanding it. So now we're going to take
a day and go look at other houses as well. Yeah,
because I'm thinking maybe I just want to do that,
you know, just get a house that's already done, not
having a pool with a pool, right aw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So I'm putting the cart before the horse. And
I keep sending you dogs. I know everybody, You're not
the only one. I was a cute one though, right so,
oh oh my god. It was so cute, a yellow lab,
I know, kind of perfect for you. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And then just to see them in their cage like that,
it's like, oh, where are I want to go get
him or her?
Speaker 1: Like, yeah, I know that yellow lad was a girl. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Yes, So a lot of people are like, You're like,
I have like four people that are constantly sending me dogs,
But I just I have to I think I have
to get settled first. I can't deal with, you know,
a dog right now. I totally understand.
Speaker 1: So I have to just you know, I just know
that when I was looking, you know, you just follow
you sometimes you just know like, oh okay, no, I
have to get that dog. But obviously if you're not ready,
just don't even look. I won't say no, it's okay,
I don't.
Speaker 2: I like looking, and I'm like, listen, Instagram knows too,
because the Instagram's like it's coming up on my feed
too as well. So I just it's everywhere, and I
just it's killing me because I you know that feeling
where you're like, I need my I need a dog.
I want I want my dog. I have to have it,
like I want my routine back with my doggie, you know.
Speaker 1: So it's like I say, it's fixed a lot in
my life. I ah, I mean, I'm ahead of you, so,
but wow, like there's just something. Bob is just so
so great. He's just such a good boy. And he
threw up though. Yeah, because he he gets anything. Okay,
I've never had a dog like this before. He will
eat anything, oh boy, right, So he loves his like
delicacy to him is like an old paper towel that
he finds. He likes to eat paper cardboard. I think
he's got that pika thing where he you know, needs
the nutriue. I don't know. But he will also eat
healthy snacks, so like, yes, Xander and I were eating
a bag of baby carrots and he was very interested.
So I was like, sure, here, try me. Loved it,
loved it. I was like, oh my god, this might
as well be a cracker to this dog, right, he
loves it. He was just kept looking at us like,
will you spare another, brother? Can you spare another? I'm
like sure, I mean, twist my arm here, have a carrot.
And he would eat it up, crunch it like a
human like, crunch it in his teeth and chew it up.
And then I'd be like he'd just be staring. I'm like,
you really want another carrot? Penelope wanted nothing to do
with anything healthy. I'll see nothing, not even fruit. People
would talk about giving their dogs watermelon, pineapple. Yeah no,
if it was even a hint of healthy, no, no,
thank you.
Speaker 2: Yeah, phil ate everything, you know, I mean, we've talked
about it.
Speaker 1: You know.
Speaker 2: He would get a hold of uh ketchup packets, so
I sauce packets. You know, I swallowed a bird hole like,
let's not forget that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, like, what the hell? I mean? He just ate everything.
Speaker 2: I had to have three operations to remove shit from
his belly.
Speaker 1: I know. And Bob does get a hold of socks
and he tries to eat them, so I think of
you and Phil, and I take them away. But he'll
get into like the kid's hamper, like and just and
he goes he wants to like eat the sox. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 2: Phil would go in the kid's bathroom and there trash
cants and Italians trash can sanitary napkins.
Speaker 1: Oh oh, Bob was chewing on a plastic tampon applicator. Yeah, yesterday.
Yeah that I was like, what are you eating? What
is making that noise? I go over there and it's
a tampon applicator and I was like, okay, see that's
that's what I had to deal with.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then Phil would throw up and then he
would have a seizure. Not all the time, but yeah,
I have a carpet that I had to get rid
of because he puked too many times on it.
Speaker 1: So he Bob what he does is he really likes
to eat grass yet, and not just because his stomach
hurts and he's trying to throw up. He just likes
to eat it. So when we're out for our morning walk,
it's really hard because he will go eat grass and
then it comes out in his poop, big clumps of it.
And then a couple of times he's thrown up and
it's been big chunks of grass.
Speaker 2: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Grass, I've been there so many times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, just watch out for if he's throwing up a
lot and he's drooling and he's something, you know, so
you will know if he ate something that's bothering him.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and then you got to take him to the vet. Yeah.
So far he's really good though. Yeah, and he's not
as destructive at all as he was, Like he's gotten
much mellower, not that there's anything wrong. Like if I
take him to the park and I let him loose,
he'll just go like tearing like around. Sometimes there's this
big soccer field and it's all fenced in kind of
except that there's some openings and if there's no other dog,
if there's no people or dogs, and I let him off,
and then he just sprints like full energy like a
racing dog to the other side and goes back and
forth a few times.
Speaker 2: Yeah, as a ZOOMI he's really cute and a cute
I know, how old is he too? Yeah, there's still
like a puppy at two. Yeah, but he has He's
really mellow at home. I think a lot of what
he was going through was like, I mean, he's still
he's very insecure. Yeah, so that's something I'm trying to
work on.
Speaker 1: I make him socialized with other dogs because he doesn't
want to. He wants to like shy away from them.
But I make him like say hello, Yeah that's nice. Yeah,
it's good. So ah, anyways, let's say hi to our friends.
We got Dick frolicking and Katie's rolling on e and
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This is kind of important. This is one of our listeners.
Her name's Melody Perry. She works with dogs, and she's
worked with tons of rescue dogs and she works at
shelters and she actually sent me a whole thing about
Bob and his behavior and what to expect and what
to do. I love that, which I didn't really take
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