Speaker 1: Boys Are Back in Town Podcast, Episode number three hundred
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Speaker 1: I can't challenge that we are talking about WCW Nitro
May twenty second, two thousand, or the episode where they
filt the animal's car gets fucked up beyond believe.
Speaker 2: That's no, that's not that's not why we watch the
episode's about, though, that is maybe one of the most
reoccurring themes on the show, James. But what we watched
it for, of course, was for the Vince Russo funeral
of Rick Flair end or his career as what we're
checking this out for, and what a what an episode
it was.
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Speaker 1: Anthony Doug s No, yeah, no, all right, let's get
into WCW Nitro May two triple zero. I'm willing because it's,
of course the funeral of Rick Flair, the last Awards,
the funeral of his career, or it's not a funeral
at all, and Rick Flair is not involved whatsoever. They
should have called it that.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that would have been a better last WU.
The Last WU is a good idea, but what is
also a good idea?
Speaker 1: Is.
Speaker 2: I was talking about what was going on in the
wad wrestling at the time with the wrestlingups. Ever newsletter
from The Observer May fifteenth, two thousand in w News
melts rights, it's real clear Sting versus Vampiro, while a
good marriage on paper, is failing because SNA doesn't respect
Vampiro and won't allow scenarios to really put him over,
as even when left for deadened the cemetery, he came
back and destroyed him by the end of the show.
More important, their matches in the ring don't click because
Sting won't take most of Vampiro's moves, which is fucked up.
You know, I don't want to take nail on the coffin.
Speaker 1: I don't think anybody who was working around this era
was taking his moves.
Speaker 2: He was just kicking dudes.
Speaker 1: He got his one kick, and then they said, all right,
that's enough.
Speaker 2: That's what we see on this show.
Speaker 1: Yeah right.
Speaker 2: This is not to make Sting the only villain here.
It was clearly a big mistake to turn Vampiro heel
because he was the one wrestler just starting to get
over onto the previous regime as a face, and the
turn being so soon deadened the character, even with how
hard they are pushing the angle. When Vampiro and WW
had their contract problem last week and an inquiry was
made to the WWF, wrestlers that had worked with him
in WW and Mexico were asked and gave very negative recommendations,
and WF had no interest in him. None of the
boys in the FED fucked with the Vampiro. They didn't
know him as Vampiro. They must only know hims Vampeerio.
Speaker 1: Jean Stasiac would have stood up for him if he
knew what was going on.
Speaker 2: Sean Stasiac is somehow always somewhere that I'm watching. I
don't know how.
Speaker 1: He is the perfect one, And I.
Speaker 2: Don't know if there's ever been a time where Sean
Stasiac has showed up on the screen when I'm watching anything.
And my reaction wasn't immediately what the fuck is John
staisiach doing here? From The Observer, May twenty second, two
thousand and ww News. The Slambury by rate was not
released by WCW because the figure was such an embarrassment.
It was said to be below a zero point two,
making it one of the three lowest pay per view
by rates in company history, So for the mainstream curiosity
buys of Arquette in the successful rub of Kidman by Hogan,
which is funny, and how much all of the internet
hype for seven years by Douglas for the match with
Flair actually means in real life Shaye Douglas's entire career
was based off of I hate Rick Flair and I
should kick his ass and then he gets to kick
his ass and Meltzer says that didn't mean Dick. Mike
Awesome was interviewed by Mike Mooneyham in the Charleston Post
Career as well as the Wrestling Cupser over Hotline regarding
his leaving E c W. He said that due to
legal reasons, he can't give us out of the story
until July twentieth, but he said he wasn't happy in
the company. He said his leaving came from discussions with
Vince Russo, Hal Cogan and Horace Hogan, who is Alfonso's sorry, well,
Michael Fonso's first name, who is Awesome's first cousin. Mike
Bolaya is Hogan's nephew, but Alfonso and Terry Blaya aren't related, okay,
so that settles that so awesome and Hogan aren't hal
Cogan aren't related, but Horace and Mike Assam are.
Speaker 4: That's confusing. They're all like cousins, right, like the It's
just like the bloodline, right.
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, that's right, dude.
Speaker 4: They're all related somehow.
Speaker 2: If you ask me, dude, we're all brothers. From The Observer,
May twenty nine, two thousand, Meltzer says, because the shows
at no point went to head to head, there were
no real comparison figures to Raw and Nitro in the ratings.
The Nitro for this is about the show we're watching tonight.
The Nitro first hour clearly bombed because the majority of
the audience was either unaware or unable or didn't care
enough to tune into the show on a one hour
earlier than usual. W CW did push the starting time
very hard on its show during the previous week, so
being that less than half of the regulars tune in
early without opposition is not a good sign. The second
hour was in the ballpark of what the unopposed hour
had been doing, which isn't necessarily good or bad because
it should have done better since it was the main event.
Half of the show. The show did constantly grow, peaking
at three point five to nine for the Nash Jarrett
title match, but that was down from the four point
one in the same quarter of the previous week. On
the flip side, though, Raw the big news was the
non match verb and physical confrontations with Rock Crisis Triple
H involving the McMahon's DX and Undertaker. That dre a
monstrous seven point six y three final quarter and an
eight point five to seven overrun. So some Raw might
win this war.
Speaker 1: Yeah, look.
Speaker 2: Some like it's just it's close, but Raw might edge
this war out. I'm not too sure.
Speaker 4: You going back in a time machine. Raw might win
this war.
Speaker 2: That's my newsletter and even bigger news. Platinum was at
first to debut this past week, but it was delayed,
and for those who don't know, Platinum was meant to
be Dustin Rynolds doing a gold dust like character.
Speaker 1: Don't worry get character like that.
Speaker 2: They were just gonna make them silver, which is kind
of what happens in DNA.
Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, right, well, well you also get over
the hammer or whatever there.
Speaker 2: I guess he had hair's gold.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's there.
Speaker 2: Beard. For some reason last thing here in WWF news.
Randy Orton, the son of Bob Junior and grandson of
Bob Orton, will be starting soon for O v W. Also,
the main event on the June twenty third, Rock and
Rumble in Louisville Gardens will be Kane and the Damage
of versus Dela Brown and Rock Conway wat Great Shows.
Speaker 5: Two thousand and four main event right there, that's crazy, yes, okay,
shy the damage, yeah, yeah, the damage heavy.
Speaker 1: He should face mc guests, he should.
Speaker 2: Face Nigel McGinnis on one heat. And then we go
to watch it for six months and never do it.
Speaker 1: He does no moves.
Speaker 2: I guess one of us watched it. That is it
for the observer portion of the show. Now let's talk
about ws ME Monday night, trow May twenty second, two thousand.
Speaker 1: All right, let's get into nitro here. We start with,
of course, the logo, and then we go into a
cold open. There is dissension in the New Blood because
Eric Bishop and Vince we're not there for one week.
Speaker 2: Always some dissension with the goddamn new Blood. There's bad
blood in the New Blood. And then on I think
this is thunder Hogan says, tonight, I'm gonna kick Horace's
ass or ass. We either watch that match or we
watched that entire episode.
Speaker 4: I think we watched the whole episode.
Speaker 2: Okay, that makes a lot more sense because there was
a lot of stuff that was familiar here to me,
So that explains it. So Hogan kicks Horace's horse ass
or whatever, and then he makes out with Tory Wilson,
and Tory liked it. Well, of course you did, dude,
play the Python down. Brother Sting said he's real close
to snap and because he has to keep carrying Vampiro,
and then Vampiro set the ring on fire. Scott Steiner
tells tank Abbit that he doesn't have what it takes
to beat him. So Rick Steiner and Tank Cabit then
jumps Scott Steiner and then Scott tosses both of them
onto Goldberg's monster truck?
Speaker 1: Is that the Goldberg monster truck? I love the way
they annults it. It's so fucking funny, Like it's literally
just comes around like off stage. Is that the Goldberg
monster truck?
Speaker 2: Don't mind Goldberg.
Speaker 4: We don't see Goldberg, right, It's just the truck.
Speaker 2: Goldberg's on the round for a second here, and I
think it's just.
Speaker 1: The truck, right, Yeah, it's just the truck with his
superintended windows. Who is that? It's Goldberg monster truck.
Speaker 4: That is the dude speaking of that, the the sting
Vampiro bring a Fire thing. We watched that and it
was the crazy shit ever and they had to retape
it twice. But on the network or Peacock they left
the actual fucked up version in instead of the good version.
Speaker 2: Well, I do remember this.
Speaker 1: It looked awesome on the good version they showed here
it did.
Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the fucked version was like the most
like one rope was on fire.
Speaker 2: I don't know what what with the like why did
we Surely there was like a tagline on that episode.
I don't know why we watched that one specifically, but
if you find that episode to watch it because I
remember that Thunderbeam just fucking horrible. Yeah, Flair has just
won the world title again. By the way, Yeah, the
thunder was horrible. You said them for like every episode
they had.
Speaker 1: This year, for anything in two thousand. This company is horrible.
If it's anything better, we'll tell you specifically.
Speaker 2: So Flair I think just won the world title. The
crowd was staining fifteen times at him, which is pretty cool.
Jared says, You've got stole my stolen property, and I'm
fixing it pulled out of your ass, which could be anything.
David Flair and so Arn Anderson then said, we're gonna
kick your fucking ash. Arn gets jumped by David Flair
and Crowbar in the back and Daphne and Daphne of course,
and I think Arn was actually injured here, so that's
why they did that. Yeah, Nash makes the same for him.
And then the last shot we see of this cold
open is Rick Flair being helped to the back by
Charles Robinson Little Nature, but then he collapses on the ramp.
Oh no, and dies.
Speaker 1: He had a brain aneurysm. According to vince.
Speaker 2: Reus medically medically reported that Rick Flair to brain aneurysm
on Thunder because he watched the show.
Speaker 1: I mean it was it was very funny to hear
that that Rick Flair a brain aneurysm and tell you,
Shavati the second it gets there and shows that footage,
I have not heard anything about a brain aneurysm. No,
who said that. No, So we go to Cold Open
number two, A Limo has pulled up. Miss hurt. Oh
oh was it a hearst ran?
Speaker 2: Yeah, the coffin.
Speaker 1: Of course, that's funny. So they got the big back
Limo and Miss Liz share it. David Flair are here
for that. They're here for the funeral, of course.
Speaker 2: Yes, so they say on commentary that Flair stumbled and
fell unexpectedly. Vince Russo is here to hold a funeral
for the career of Rick Flair, and Liz is here,
Russo's here, Jared's here, David Flair is here, and Russo
has the world title that Rick Flair I thought was holding.
And russ Oh, all right, that's grounds for stripping on
the belt. I guess that's fine. So yeah. Russo tells
Jeff that he feels faint, and Jeff says, keep her composure,
you all right? And Russell says, why to have to
be him? Why so that they're talking about Rick Flair's
That's why I was confused. I thought at first it
was just like, oh, this is like the funeral of
Ric Flair. Then they changed into like his care talking
about him being dead.
Speaker 1: No, Vince Russo said he's dead. He had a brain aneurysm.
We saw it.
Speaker 6: And the doctor told him doctor, that's the same doctor,
and it gets very tall. I mean, that's I know
that is brother ri Rig Flair.
Speaker 1: Died on Thunder and then Vince Russo stole.
Speaker 2: His watch at his title.
Speaker 1: Taking these. So the first match of the evening is
the Cat versus Booker T.
Speaker 2: Yes it is, and like that doesn't sound odd to me.
I'm like, okay, that's that's I could see this happening.
And then I see when the Cat gets into the
ring that there's a chair in the ring and two
kindo sticks, and I'm like, huh, okay, this is fucking weird.
Maybe like there was a segment cut here or something,
but no, no, no, sorry, this is a weapon. First they
say it's a weapons match. I'm like, oh, a hardcore match. Okay,
that's fucking fine. Then they say it's a martial arts
weapons are legal match, which I guess would be kind
of sticks and you know, maybe nun chucks and and
stuff like that, which again, okay, like the Cat is
like the martial artist, so I accept this. That's fine. Well,
one of the first weapons that the Cat hits Booker
T with is a chair.
Speaker 4: Also night sticks, and I mean like they have chairs
at the martial arts place.
Speaker 1: Yeah, what about the night that's good.
Speaker 4: That's why what they said in the back, it's a
martial arts stick.
Speaker 2: Give the ship, take the sticks, stick up your ass.
Speaker 1: Just beat each other with sticks, bro. So Stacy, it
goes out, what do you want from me? Bro? Like
it's the sheep. What do you want to be.
Speaker 4: Throwing targe to get to martial arts? So that's all
we got, Bro.
Speaker 1: This is a martial art weapon. Bro, look at me
twirling it.
Speaker 2: You want martial arts? Good to UFC do some tricks.
Speaker 1: Off, bro, like just going nutswitch.
Speaker 4: Dude, these rednecks don't know the difference.
Speaker 2: Bro.
Speaker 4: Let me tell you dude.
Speaker 1: Okay, Tony, I kind of thought that's what they were
going for with the night sticks. At first. I thought
that they just assumed people would think their numb chucks
because he was using them like dumb chuck.
Speaker 2: What's more confusing to you, by the way, that whole
concept or the fact that the cat just beats the
shit out of Booker t this whole matter, Well, it's
his match.
Speaker 1: I mean, like he's like a grade five black belt
martial artists or something like him and Eric Bischoff were
beating dudes up, like at the local YMCA or something.
Speaker 2: He's so good at it that he's training Eric Bischoff's son,
Art Bischof.
Speaker 1: Dude, it becomes a great referee.
Speaker 4: This is just the run of Booker. He gets on
for a while until he doesn't.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I mean this goes to show you again,
really we do not give a fuck about the matches.
Like Russo is just like dude, just put a step
on it and call it a day. He's not doing
like regular matches. There's not like regular matches. The matches
only happen if there's like something directly tied to a
segment before or after said match. These matches aren't happening
because there's a scheduled competition for the evening. This is
not a pro wrestling event. This is a show that
results in matches happening based on a thing that happens
literally five minutes before or five minutes after whatever you're
watching in the segment, which.
Speaker 4: Is like completely opposite of early night shows. Or it
was all just like this is a scheduled contest and
here's the match. You know, that's what it was.
Speaker 2: Give the new Blood some credit that this is what
happened because Booker was mean on Thunder at the show.
Speaker 1: We all like, so Kat has two night sticks and
he's using them as number US, and then I wrote here,
oh wait, now he actually has a pair of numb
chucks here and he's choking Booker with them.
Speaker 2: Even commentary didn't know. They were like, there's a he's
got some he's got the sticks.
Speaker 4: At one point they say Booker has one of those
martial arts weapons. I didn't even know what it was.
Speaker 2: He has a fucking baseball martial arts style.
Speaker 1: So Booker tries firing off, but Cat then just hits
Booker in the head with the night sticks and just
starts firing off hits here.
Speaker 2: There's one minute of it with dude Tony. Yeah, there's
one he hits with that like sounds like a gunshot,
goes off and he beats the shit out of him.
Speaker 1: So Cat uses a kindos stick and then Cat puts
the kindow stick between his legs and starts going to town.
Speaker 2: Dude, every weapon that the Cat gets, he has at
least a twenty second fucking exhibition with it, showing out
he could use it.
Speaker 1: What time, what He's not like a Grade ten black
belt for now. The buddy, I mean, did you see
him putting kindsticks between his leg and slap his ass?
Speaker 4: He was running that pony, dude, he was going crazy
on that.
Speaker 2: Tony Savani says, the cat is in his element.
Speaker 1: To death, right, So the cat then runs straight into
the book End, which he apparently doesn't get hurt by
because he just stands right up and pokes him in
the eyes.
Speaker 2: What the fuck?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Booker's the world champion less than a month. Everybody
to say. You know, Booker hits the Harlem sidekick and
then drops him like a sack of shit with a
spinebuster here.
Speaker 4: That was nasty.
Speaker 2: I thought he was going for the one hundred and
tenth street, but a cat wasn't getting.
Speaker 1: Up for it.
Speaker 2: So I think he just kind of said.
Speaker 1: Not only was he not getting up for it, Booker
wasn't going to be nice on this spinebuster.
Speaker 2: No.
Speaker 1: I mean, he didn't even take his own bump. Booker
went to go give him the spinebuster, and he had
to give him the bump, so he just lands on
his hip. It was horrible.
Speaker 2: Man.
Speaker 1: Booker grabs the kindow stick Art's wailing on him. But
then Sean the perfect One staysy A and he glomps
Booker from behind.
Speaker 2: How is that possible?
Speaker 1: They're planting the seed. So Sean Stasiac versus Booker is
a world title fe on this show. That doesn't happen.
They could have Tony, but.
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.
Speaker 1: So Kat grabs a chair from outside as Booker fights back,
hits an axe kick on Sean Marsha. Booker hits Staysac
with a chair, but Cat then hits a cartwheel kick
to the chair Booker is holding at his head and
then beats him. So the Misfits and Action are here.
Thank god you guys like these guys.
Speaker 2: Sean, stays Ac and Cat are stomping out Booker miss
fitson Action hit the Ring. Major Guns comes out long
after them for some reason, and Mark Mannon goes, ah.
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was doing, screaming about he
does the lawlors scream, but in a deep voice instead
of the high pitched voice. So Bischoff says that they
all just made a mistake. Everyone in the Ring m
I a Booker. They're all looking at Bischoff on the ramp,
talking which is like half the show is everyone looking
at the ramp, looking at Bischoff of Russo talking.
Speaker 2: Or Shane Douglas for some reason.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shane Douglas up there with the new Blood. This
is the new Blood in general is on the on
the ramp.
Speaker 2: Just staking on the ramp, just in case they have
something to say.
Speaker 1: So Bischoff just says, hey, like, let's just let's kill
the storyline. Guys, if you guys don't mind, you made
a mistake.
Speaker 4: I made a mistake.
Speaker 1: Let's just go ahead and just do something else.
Speaker 2: I just had off the phone and like we're gonna
be doing something else by anyway.
Speaker 1: Guys, it's ad. So if you guys would like to
go ahead and just try something else, like please, I'm
begging you.
Speaker 2: Something went wrong.
Speaker 4: We're giving Booker the belt anyway, so like this none
of this matters.
Speaker 1: I mean, we got to give it to somebody, and
we're not giving it to Chavo Guerrera. I see you looking, hey,
and ain't gonna be they gonna be just say no.
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, hey, you guys should just join the
new Blood.
Speaker 1: So Booker and am I into a huddle, and then
general erection. Why is he getting my time?
Speaker 2: He grabs the mic.
Speaker 1: He grabs the micro says hey Eric, and Eric says.
Speaker 4: He does not give him funk about what General Penis say.
Speaker 2: You don't have to answer, like you know, sunk on
his face.
Speaker 1: Average ially cares on him but not being on It
was so funny. It's just General Erection, Hey Eric, It actually.
Speaker 2: Like st like Joe Wrench kind of gets fucked up
for a second because of it. Well, thankfully j Erection
has something to.
Speaker 1: Say, kiss our ass.
Speaker 2: We got three words for you, kiss r as. And
then it cuts the Bischoff who's not impressed. And then
it cuts back to the ring where Major Guns is
pulling her whole ass and General Erection is going he's
behind her off, Mike going ye, he's fist bumping at
the ground whole And then Eric Bischoff says, all right,
you just signed your death warrant. We're gonna kill Major Guns.
Speaker 1: Sit there to Canada.
Speaker 4: Now you just pointed Javo, you have decided your death Wornava.
Speaker 2: Java hasn't done anything.
Speaker 4: Java, your dad, there's no there's no job for you Java.
Major Guns shows her a whole ass. Bishop says Java, chaba,
you're done. You decide your death word.
Speaker 1: Chavo, care you decide your death work as Soom said
on Shava you talking about me in all years?
Speaker 4: Yes, don't even think about DNA because yours as fired
there too.
Speaker 2: I'll follow you there.
Speaker 4: I'm killing you that briefcase, Shavo.
Speaker 1: I will be in every single company you're in at
the exact time you're there for the rest of your life.
Speaker 4: True. Oh my god, I see that you will never
work again.
Speaker 1: Drops down to his knees. Repicide Major Gun's ass Eric
drops his knees on the stage. So we go backstage. Sting, Luger,
d DP and Hogan have put up in a lemma.
Speaker 2: And they get out of it together and Hogan comes
around the side and he says, hey, seems like Nash
is late again. And Sting in full Sting outfit and
face paint everything trench coat looks over and Hogan says,
that's his gimmick. That's his gizimmick.
Speaker 1: Sting has to like Sting has to like get away
from these guys. You never know, he can't, he can't
be near these guys, dude, like.
Speaker 2: Like you know, they were talking in the car and
they said it'd be funny.
Speaker 4: If you said, yeah, around holding too long, he's got
to get away from the brother, you.
Speaker 1: Should say, gizmic, dude, this should be funny to me.
Speaker 2: Was super into it too.
Speaker 4: Yeah it's crazy. Okay, So like they do this to
explain Kevin Nash later, you know, like that's the russo
what like everything needs an explanation for like they have
to like plant the seed.
Speaker 2: All the time here, bro oh because it's just gizimic, right,
I doubt.
Speaker 1: You know what's funny because I feel like over the
I've watched thing a lot in my life, like T
and A Sting. I've seen sing a lot. Yeah, A,
this might just be what Sting is. Like Sting might
have just pitched this.
Speaker 2: I feel like.
Speaker 1: Said, I want to say gizic. I'll be honest, like
I kind of think you wanted to.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean? He could be brother out.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Bischoff meets with Booker and m
i A and fires Booker T.
Speaker 2: Bischoff is in the back and he said he runs
into Booker in the mi N. He says, nice little
move in the ring. There are trying to embarrass me
on my own show. I can't fire the rest of
the misfits because we got plans for them, because you know,
of course they had plans for the rest of the night.
But you, on the other hand, there's no plans for
them on this show. I definitely could have just fired them.
They don't do anything here.
Speaker 4: We got locked plans for a brother.
Speaker 2: But you, on the other hand, you're unemployed and drew
your time off. You're fired. And m I N. Booker
all flipping out Bischoff's back and away saying, now enjoy
your time off. You're fired. M I N. Booker are
yelling at him. He comes back into frames super close
with a shitty big smile and says, touch me and
I'll see you. He runs away.
Speaker 4: The general rections screen at the top of his lugsaid
what did he do wrong?
Speaker 1: What did he do?
Speaker 4: That's what I was wondered, What the hell did Booker
do wrong to get fired? Don't even do anything wrong?
Speaker 2: Touch me and I'll see you.
Speaker 1: The entirety of w c W was like who can
get up on each other? The most like that was
that was like, yeah, did not.
Speaker 4: Like shot get over Like I'm gonna get one up
on you?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they probably just said Booker and Bischoff and
m I A meet here. Booker's gonna get fired. And
then they just said, all right, just do whatever. Yeah,
live this out. I touched.
Speaker 4: Somebody, stop me smoking.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I didn't think about this part until I
came back to it. Now. His excuse for not firing
the n I A because they had plans for them.
Literally nothing happens to the m I A. Dude.
Speaker 1: I also love how like we had like a ten
to fifteen minute Booker T and Kat thing with Eric
Bischoff who had a live mic on the ramp by himself,
and it's like he forgot to fire Booker T while
he was standing out there, so he just wait until
he got backstage and fired him. So we go backstage again.
We are at the funeral of Rick Flair, and uh,
there is a Rick Flair robe attached to a very
very large nose in a casket.
Speaker 2: It's a gigantic fucking nose, and like I don't I mean,
like I guess I never made the connection that Flair
and it's a fucking big nose, but they seem to
make they make it a huge nose.
Speaker 4: He's all nose.
Speaker 2: Actually his thing here. Yo, this is literally all nose. Yeah.
So it's Russo and uh miss Elizabeth backstage standing in there.
Speaker 1: You know they made that nosey.
Speaker 2: They took it off a Flair. What are you talking about?
He's a latch and his nose he had a branda heurism.
He's dead, not fuck. They took his nose in his
robe and his watch. Jeff walks up and Rusu says, Jeff, why,
and Jared says, I'll tell you why, because that man
was too damn old, And Russo stops crying and says, oh, yeah,
that's right. He was way too old.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why, because he's too damn old. Right, yeah,
that's right.
Speaker 2: And then I couldn't believe. Russo turns aside and the
camera goes with him and Shane fucking Douglass is here
for the Rick Flair funeral, because of course he is.
I'm stock they didn't have him do more like pissing
in the casket or somewhere.
Speaker 4: Do what I was just thinking him pissing in the cask.
It would have been nah funny deck Flair.
Speaker 2: Yeah against shipping there. Why don't you just.
Speaker 1: Worry about having a good match?
Speaker 2: With him about Russo, how about I franchised this goddamn casket.
Speaker 1: How about you have a good match, boll.
Speaker 2: So, Daffy and Crowbar are also fighting over the cruiseweight
title that they both are holding because they both want it.
We'll explain that later. Russo says, hey, you two show
some respect. We're here to bury a man's career, of course,
and crow Bar said she won't give me my belt back.
Speaker 1: Vince, Oh, he says Vince. I thought he said she
won't give me my belt. Bag bitch was like to Russo,
I thought he said.
Speaker 2: That tell out of you, bro. That's funny and shit.
I like that one better.
Speaker 1: Terry Taylor and Rick Flair's twelve year old son, Reed
Flair have pulled up in an expedition.
Speaker 4: Dude, they get out, they get out, and they go
it's Terry Taylor and it's Terry Taylor. Oh my god,
Reed Flip, I was like, what are they so talking about?
Speaker 1: Oh my god, grand Ord will be the twenty four
year olds, he said, so w C W. Nitro is
brought to you by emin MS. They melt in your mouth,
not in your hand. That is a promise they can't
keep I'm gonna have to tell you boys that the
it's like dairy Queen with the ice cream. Hold it
upside down or it's free. Okay, I'm gonna hold it
upside down then, and you're gonna watch me do it.
I'm getting this for free.
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude.
Speaker 4: When they when they showed this eminem sting, there was
a circle cage above the ring, and I said, what
the fuck is that thing? It was like the background.
Speaker 1: I knew what it was. Knew it was the asylum cage.
No way, you.
Speaker 4: Can't gass like me. Fuck you, I said, that is
the Scott work, Rick, damn not your gizmic. Okay, you
didn't know, You had no idea what it was.
Speaker 2: I saw that was Tony. I saw it in the
intro when they showed the overhead shot of the pyro
and I was like, oh, this is a weird thing here.
And then I said, oh, this must be Scott Steiner's
this guy.
Speaker 4: This guy, No men, he faces Rick Steiner and take
out of this thing. No, absolutely not.
Speaker 1: So we head to the commentary table and Mark Madden,
Tony Shiavanni, and Scott Hudson say that's the asylum cage. Uh,
that is I thought we announced it online before this.
Speaker 4: None minutes before the show started, commentary table Mark Madden
is crying over Rick Flair's brain aneurysm death.
Speaker 2: Dude, Tony Shavanni literally says we already had a firing
within the first fifteen minutes of the show. What else,
and Scott says, well, Terry Funk's retiring tonight.
Speaker 1: Tony Schavanni shows a press conference where Terry Funk announced
an announcement which is the most Terry Funk thing ever.
Speaker 2: That is awesome. Yeah, he's gonna make the biggest announcement
he ever made here tonight. And they're all implying that
is his retirement.
Speaker 1: So we have a Daphne town hall. Daphne pinned Tammy.
Speaker 2: So it was a mixed tag match for the Cruiserweight title.
Speaker 1: Right, Candido was the champion.
Speaker 2: Maybe I think that's right, And Daphne pinned Tammer and
she thinks that she's the rightful champion and grow Bar
thinks that he is the champion, and she calls out Crowbar.
She says, this is ridiculous. You're acting like a big baby,
So come out here and we'll sell this like two
mature adults. So crow Bar does come out, and then
the bell rings and Crowbar and Daphnie then begin to
thumb wrestle, and Scott Hudson, watching them thumb wrestling, says,
what is his thumb wrestling?
Speaker 1: No, this is the asylum cage with Scott startling Rickstar.
Speaker 2: No. As we all know.
Speaker 1: I don't recall Daphne talking very much in w c W.
Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, she just did screaming.
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let alone a promo, and I was surprised
at how just kind of normal is she talked.
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was like a regular person. I don't know
if they didn't tell her like, hey, you shouldn't that
crazy out here, which is nuts because it's like her
whole thing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, she seemed very nice. Yeah, that's what I got
from this. I was like, Wow, she seems very nice.
I can see how, like, you know, you would come
to conclusion she's a cruiseweight champ. She seems like she
has a very level head on her.
Speaker 2: She won the title. That's not I think, for of
course she beat that skank.
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris Candido. So Daphne versus Crowbar Cruiserweight title is
on the line, so they thumb Russell when they play
Rock Paper Scissors and then they lock up, and Mark
Madden says that this is like thes O'Connor two. I
just want to remind everyone how revered the cruiseweight division
was here on the show one.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was like the thing to talk about.
Speaker 1: Yeah, this ship's dead. Miss Hancock is here to take
notes on this match. I'm not sure there, well, she
could be right in here.
Speaker 4: She's scouting talent. Here is a talent scouting.
Speaker 2: I need to get out of here quick.
Speaker 4: How do I get out of this company right now?
Speaker 1: Crowbar was going for a Frankensteiner, uh, but decides not
to do it, which would have been fucking nuts by
the way, Yeah, because that's Daphne's finisher.
Speaker 2: What screamer? Of course.
Speaker 1: Daphne, of course, then gives Crowbar an atomic Weggie.
Speaker 2: Atomic Weggie, atomic weggie. Ah, screaming like he might be
the worst, Like he might be genuinely the worst.
Speaker 1: So Daphne gives Crowbar an atomic Weggie and then hits
the Frankin Screamer for a two. Yes, Tony Shiavanni confirms
here that yes, indeed, this is for the Cruiserweight title.
Speaker 2: Just because you just tuned in.
Speaker 1: Crowbar hits a splash from the apron in, but now
Chris Candido is here, damnit, and glombs him from behind.
Every single match will have a man being glomb from behind.
Tammy is here, damn it, damn he running soa he
does a double team with Chris Candido, but Crowbar decides
he's just not gonna take that and takes down Candido instead.
Speaker 2: Probably didn't trust that Tammy would take a clothesline properly
here and not fucking break her deck, so he just
didn't even bother with that, and Daphnie spears tammer uh.
And then then Crowbar hits a huge release German zooplex
on Chris Candido and just fucking annihilates them.
Speaker 1: Dude, I genuinely couldn't stand watching the like second half
of this segment because it made me think, like how
awesome Candido and Crowbar in an actual feud would have been.
Speaker 2: I know, I know, man like these guys like would
have fucking put on a for the Cruiserway title too.
Speaker 1: Like I think Candido was like twenty eight here. That's
fucking begging for a push, just begging for one anything,
and like Crowbar was ready to go, he was ready
to work. Candido here is taking released German soup plexes
and shit, I mean like he is, like, legit, this
would have been awesome, but instead, like we have to
have this story driven fucking like forty person Like it's
everything on the show is forty fucking people involved with
ninety fucking swerves, and it's just like, damn, what if
this was what if you gave eight minutes tonight that
Chris Candido and the crowbar right, And it's just so simple.
Wrestling is not difficult.
Speaker 4: I don't think, dude, no, just go out and have
a good match. Why not?
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Tammy is now in here and goes to
swing a chair at Daphne, but Crowbar stops her. Candido
then hits a missile drop kick to the chair on Crowbar.
Speaker 2: That's not even the craziest part.
Speaker 1: No, it's not. Because Candido then loads crowbar up and
hits an oen driver on the chair.
Speaker 2: I like, I was like, Oh, he's gonna fucking hit
That's incredible, but like, because why the fuck wouldn't he?
And no, he in Driver's crowbar onto a chair and
I said, wow, like, this dude is fucking awesome. Not
only is this dude awesome, Crowbar as sick as fuck
for like, I bet it could have been Krowbar's idea,
you should Owen drive Verbie onto a chair, and he said, okay, cool, Yeah,
we'll do that.
Speaker 1: Daphne checks on Crowbar after getting Owen Drivered on the chair.
Speaker 2: Yes, She's like, Crowbar is on his back and Daphne's like,
you know, you know, checking on, like holding his head.
Speaker 1: And all, yeah, holding his head, hands on his head.
And the ref then slides over and counts that as
a pin and Daphne wins the cruiseweight title.
Speaker 2: She wins the cruiseweight title and that, And as I
wrote here, I said, why did the ref? Why was
the ref cool with it? He watched like he wasn't bumped.
He watched all of this. This is explained later, which
it is fucking insane.
Speaker 1: I've never heard it explained until tonight.
Speaker 2: No. I don't think I have either. If I did,
I just wasn't paying attention because I was like, I
just took.
Speaker 1: It as it was right and just assumed like, okay,
well all the matches must be like nod q now
because kids just not paying attention to it. I just
don't care. Yeah, right, but I've never actually heard it
verbalized on the show. But it actually is verbalized later. Yeah,
and we'll talk about it because I wrote down here,
sh It's just fucking happening, Like, how is this happened?
The rats just watched Candido coming to hit an Owen
driver on the chair. The rat just watched it.
Speaker 4: I think at one point on Comfort they say it's
ref's discretion here, but I don't. They don't explain it.
Speaker 1: They just how far does he have to take this?
And Owen.
Speaker 2: Like literally as the Maybe he needs martial arts weapons.
Maybe that'll be enough.
Speaker 1: So Tory Wilson is backstage massaging Horace Hogan on the
Good Caam.
Speaker 4: What that is the craziest sense of all. Tory Wilson
is giving Horace Hogan a massage on the kid cam.
Speaker 2: They're legit in the hallway, Tony like on a massage table.
She's mounting him backstyle, rubbing his bald ass head.
Speaker 1: Does does Billy Kidman not control the kid cam?
Speaker 2: I think he does.
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah, I know what he's saying that James,
but I think I think it is his camera.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like he like barges into the office and
he's like, where the fuck is Horace?
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Yes, yes, that's what happens. Yes,
but it's his camera. I think they even say a commentary, Oh,
this Kidman's kid cam, Billy Kidmen's kid cam.
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, there's no explanation. That was fucking stupid.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's a kidcam shot here. We go to
a Booker segment and then we go into Kidman being
pissed off and asking where Horace says when he recorded this.
Speaker 2: He watched them do it, and he said what's going on?
And they said, what are you talking about.
Speaker 1: That's another example of them loving to do the segment
segment segment where it's like this is a this is
Billy Kidman segment. We'll go do another one. We'll come
back to Billy Kidman. That's what they kind of that's
like the formula.
Speaker 4: Like Kim wasn't actually there filming actually with the kid caam,
so he didn't know that segment probably even aired, so
he was like where is he?
Speaker 1: Was it not happening in real time?
Speaker 4: I mean, Kidman didn't film like that kid cam segment.
You know, he probably wasn't actually filming it for real,
so like.
Speaker 2: They never say that though, and why would it not
be so someone else was doing it?
Speaker 1: Who was it? It was probably Java, that little freaking freak. Yeah,
go ahead and givehim out this fucking comedy.
Speaker 2: So yeah, m I A are following Booker as he
leaves the building with his gear because he got fired,
and General Erection says, what are you gonna do? And
Booker says, capt'n I got a plan. Stay tuned next week.
Just stay tuned next week. Please stay tuned the next week.
Please watch the show next week. I need you to
watch the show right because of course them I I
can't get fired.
Speaker 1: Because iron Clad they have total amnesty on this show.
So we go backstage. Billy Kimman is pissed off because
he filmed a segment with Horace Hogan and he forgot
where they were at.
Speaker 2: He blitchit walks in and spitsch off the cat and
kimberly sitting there, and kim did after having just watched
Horace Hogan says, where the hell's horse?
Speaker 1: Dude?
Speaker 4: This is so confusing. I was like, what the hell
is happening here?
Speaker 2: And yeah, benchof says babysitter. Kidman says, you can play
all these games with Page and his wife, but you're
not doing it to me. And Kat gets up and
Kidman and him just starts shoving each other and fucking
Kidman starts storming on. Goshoff stands up and says, settle down.
He's around the corner. You're the one I wanted to
hang out with, the hot blonde. He can't handle the pressure.
Then for the next like thirty seconds, Bischoff is following
Kidman down the longest hallway ever, just fucking talking.
Speaker 1: Ships the hallway.
Speaker 2: Dude, he is fucking rage baitting him crazy, and Kidman
is looking for Horace and then Kidman walks uh he
finds Tory Wilson. Shut your mouth back, so they just
and he walks up to her and.
Speaker 1: Tory says, sorry, the mob fucked up.
Speaker 2: Sean. You want a hardcore title friendship.
Speaker 1: Tory Wilson Jr's voice, Hey, Sean, you've been doing well.
Speaker 2: You want direction. We got a European tour coming up.
You want to get on it for Harcore No, Torri,
I want horce oaken so kids, Tori says, it's just business,
and Kim says, business, my ass, you enjoyed that a
little too much, as bald ass head. My business is
gonna be kicking his ass and you could be the
ref or something. And then he leaves and I'm like,
what something like? What you can be the refer what
like you have a mask?
Speaker 7: Tell?
Speaker 1: He walks into the room, starts kicking Horace's ass.
Speaker 2: In this match? That's happening, and Bejap says, oh, he
wants you to be a referee. I got an idea,
and he looks aside. Hey, come here. A referee walks
up and Eric Bischell punches him in the stomach.
Speaker 4: Dude, what the fuck is this segment he takes?
Speaker 2: He punched him in the stomach, takes his repture and
throw a Tory and says here and then Kidman and
Horace Hogan's fight out from another room, and now we
have a match with Tory Wilson as the referee.
Speaker 4: This is ridiculous. He could have just asked the ref
for the shirt. He didn't have to punch me in
the stomach. Hey, give me your shirt. It's just dexing
in the stomach. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: It's just business?
Speaker 1: So Kidman and Horse fight into the hallway and they
fight through Gorilla onto the stage. They have Kidman's entrance
video on the tron for some reason.
Speaker 4: No music and people you had kid Man, Kid.
Speaker 2: Bischoff and Tory come out with them too, and Tory
has the shirt on because she's the ref or something.
Speaker 1: Benchef goes to commentator because he's the commentator.
Speaker 2: Or something, and they're having a mattress.
Speaker 1: This is why I noticed they got the jugglers of
the front row with the f U and B sign
and the whole Coagin shirt.
Speaker 2: Dude, shut shut it too, dope and all cocain in
the front road. That's awesome.
Speaker 1: Show up to work. They just show up in the car.
Speaker 4: No one notices.
Speaker 2: One of those damn Juggle is at fired off Chance
at the front row all night.
Speaker 1: So Horace gives Kidman a crazy choke slam once they
get into the ring.
Speaker 2: Dude, okay, he like, I was like, wow, the Horizogan
is a choke slam. He does a choke throw.
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was awesome. Very underrated move here from Horisogan
gotta be one of his top five moves ever.
Speaker 2: I mean, if there was a YouTube compilation of Horizogan's
movies has to be on it.
Speaker 1: Horace grabs a table from under the ring while Tory
looks on.
Speaker 2: She's the rest, so James she she's looking on, and
we watch her looking on because Horizogan's struggling to put
the table in the ring. We're just watching her very
confused staring around the building. Is you could hear on
the camera it's going well.
Speaker 1: Horace sets up the table, but here is Hulk Hogan.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: I mean, it is absolutely insane to see Hulk Hogan
in this era of w CW, Like this is like God,
this is like an anomaly, like.
Speaker 2: Legit, dude. And also this is.
Speaker 1: Like a bowler bear in Arlington, Texas.
Speaker 2: In an air conditioned building. Dude. You have to remember,
by the way, per the rules of ww UH, a
guy has to come out and attack another guy.
Speaker 1: Someone has to be from behind. Some very necessary. So
Horace tries to power bomb Kidman, but you can't. You
can't do that.
Speaker 2: I mean literally, you can't do that. So he takes
the face jam.
Speaker 1: And Kidman sets up horse on the table and he
heads to the top rope for the Then f n
B Hogan crotches.
Speaker 2: Them and then he's the f U n B bomb
the mother which for and bomb.
Speaker 8: Bomb, Holy father Bob, I'm gonna, I'm gonna and I'm
gonna hit you with the mother f U n B.
Speaker 2: What the is that?
Speaker 1: So mother f U n B bombs him off the
top and he lands on Horace and they both go
through the table. And then Hogan grabs Toy by her
hair for some reason.
Speaker 2: Well he doesn't funk with her, even though he kissed
her last week and she liked it and Tory was
just ging up his cousin.
Speaker 1: Tory seems fine to do whatever anyone asks. I don't
know why I did that.
Speaker 2: Give me a ref or something.
Speaker 1: Hogan grabs her and then puts Kidman on top of
horse and then tells her to count, and then she
counts the three because she's the ref for something.
Speaker 4: And Hogan has his foot on top. I think Hogan
is the winner.
Speaker 1: I think he.
Speaker 2: Did win. So Hogan says, you know something, I heard
you out here running your mouth about a special surprise
referee at the pay per view. Well, you can get
any damn referee one or something. As far as concerned,
You're nothing but a little pissant. And I'm gonna kick
Kidman's ass at the pay per view and set myself
up for a shot at the w W heavyweight title.
And there one damn thing you could do about it.
You be so ship, dude, James, You're right, Hogan, this
is fucked up.
Speaker 1: I mean there it is. Bischoff is pissed and says
someone needs to control that guy. I would just fire him.
Speaker 2: Well, he's am I A and Hogan, there's plans for them.
Speaker 4: He's got plans for plans.
Speaker 1: That's boomed.
Speaker 2: Brother.
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, dude, Jell, I be like gum,
I dude, wouldn't be for life, dude.
Speaker 2: He should have put fish and foom.
Speaker 1: That's food for life. How come nobody else wanted to
join this initiative?
Speaker 2: The food?
Speaker 1: Yeah, the initiative.
Speaker 2: I think his boys right, like just like the one.
Speaker 4: As Yeah, the millionaires club right now.
Speaker 1: No one wanted to wear. No one wanted to wear that.
Speaker 4: Nash would have put his giz was to show up.
Speaker 1: You know, so Nash kind of did. He wore Boo.
Speaker 2: And nas. She's not the wrong, dude.
Speaker 4: It was a rib. Yeah, I'll show up to where
are Yeah, it's just like that.
Speaker 2: I'm taking a foom cut, brother, I give you that.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. We are at the funeral.
Speaker 2: It's Russo and David Player and Jeff Jaredon says, oh,
come on with guys. We gotta bury this guy's career
with his watch, and Jeff says, the hell you do, Risat,
it's a family heirloom and says he's got a point, David,
here you go man. David takes it and says you
want me, you want my wrist turn green? And he
throws it in the casket and Jeff says, oh, a
nice nose though, and.
Speaker 1: Then it pants away immediately.
Speaker 2: Like this is. They must have thought this nose thing
was either hilarious or they spent a lot to get
a gigantic nose made because it gets a lot of airtime. Well.
Speaker 1: Terry Taylor asked Reed Flair if he's everything cool.
Speaker 4: He says yes, and that's it the.
Speaker 1: Golf Terry says, what backsday's segment. Norman and Ralphus are
still looking to wash cars to hopefully get out of
this homeless rut they're in. That's what they say on commentary.
Speaker 2: They do, so that's legit. I wrote that down too.
They they're trying to buy some food to get out
of the homeless rut they're in. And a low rider
pulls up and I mean in the back of this
low riders scraping against the floor. I don't know if
this is what they meant.
Speaker 1: I love this car.
Speaker 4: I think you hit the wrong butt. Pull it in.
Speaker 1: Yes, let's don't worry. Captain Will will buff out those scratches.
Ralph is killing. That's funny.
Speaker 2: Do that noise again, That's like super act.
Speaker 1: That's what happens to the car. That's funny.
Speaker 2: They are.
Speaker 1: It actually gets even funnier, like this is a this
is actually a good segment.
Speaker 2: This is funny. Norman points and it's Ralph. It's it's
a filthy animals here they come.
Speaker 4: We all have that one friend in high school had
that shot.
Speaker 2: He caught it.
Speaker 4: Sounded like everybody did.
Speaker 1: Pull it up to school.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about to fall apart.
Speaker 2: Fucking Normous's car wash cars and God in car wash
for a dollar and the filthy animals get out of
the car, and Ray is fucking knocking a touch to
anyone but the car, and he's just he bounce it.
Speaker 1: That car is bouncey.
Speaker 2: Well, thankfully, the m I A are still here, not fired,
and they're watching this from Begs kids.
Speaker 4: I got plenty, they got stuff going on, and of
course they.
Speaker 1: Just like shook off Booker T getting fired and like
Eric Bischoff saying that they.
Speaker 2: Pulling pranks on the filthy fuck with the filthy animals.
We got nothing else to do.
Speaker 1: Toddy booker T has fired. Eric Bischoff made a very
vague threat that could really mean anything, that these guys
are gonna get.
Speaker 4: Booker could enjoyed Norman and Ralphis on the unemployment line
and washed cars.
Speaker 2: Like washing some cars. Yeah, that really too upset about.
That's a great point.
Speaker 1: The the shot of this is maybe the funniest thing
I've ever seen in my life. Ray says, bounce it.
It goes to m I A. It sh It's like
it shoves the segment on the TV and the cars like.
Speaker 2: It's in the.
Speaker 4: Ground, toning in the gard just bouncing up and down.
Speaker 2: He smash it on the fucking roof.
Speaker 1: Sh It is so bouncing. It is just fucking going
like crazy.
Speaker 4: That was the coolest ship back in twenty ninety nine though,
man oh that was awesome. Yeah.
Speaker 2: General direction vaccinations that doesn't need a car wash, it
needs to tune up. And then the second this is
this could be the funniest fucking part of this whole thing,
is like, how over this ship Tony Shavanni is. We
see all of that transpire. And the last thing you
hear before the segment ends is Tony Shovanni says, I
guess the filthy animals are gonna get their car washed.
Speaker 1: I love the way he said it. It was just completely defeated.
I guess the filthy animals are gonna get their car washed.
Speaker 4: That's where that's really that we're doing.
Speaker 1: All right, So now it is time for the Terry
Funk town Hall.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Terry Funk comes out in a tuxedo with the
East W World title or the w w R Sport title.
It could be either one.
Speaker 1: Really, I mean, they so blatantly copied the e CW title.
It's actually nuts.
Speaker 2: Man. It legit like it legit just looks like a
palette swap of it, Like it's fucking identical. Terry Funk
gets in the ring and he says, hello, Hey, I'm
here tonight to make a very important announcement that's been
long overdue. And I asked someone that's very important to
me to be here tonight. I've got my daughter over there,
Old Blue. Old Blue has been waiting for this announcement
for years, and I promise you my wife at home,
I think this announcement is way way over due. This
is We're not even a minute into Terry Funk talking.
It cuts to the new Blood backstage with Bischoff, and
Bischoff says, fuck this, I've heard enough. Shame, fuck you
got this shot. I'll get this over with. So the
fucking franchise comes out here and it says I've heard all.
I'm gonna hear your old man ass. Get on with
the announcement, Funk, we got a live show to take
out of here. And Funk looks at him and says,
you want to hear my announcement, and Chenda this says yeah,
and Funk lookst him again says, you want to hear
it real bad? Chenz Bessies make the fucking announcement. You
wanna hear real bad? Chen says, I'm dying hear it.
Holy shit. Well, if you want to hear it real bad,
then why don't you say hell, yes, I've heard that
from someone before.
Speaker 1: They sell commentary. I think we all have.
Speaker 7: I'm telling you the announcement right now, all you people
out here, it's oh boy, oh my grandpa, it's a
boy eight pound whin ouce baby boy.
Speaker 2: Funk goes on like a ti raid here, like about
him being a grandpa and having a fucking boy. Well,
in the background, you can hear Shane Douglas saying shut
up and shamee. List says I could give a damn
less about your family. I want to hear you say
you're retiring, and Funk goes on to say that, you
know what, he should retire because you know, grandparents shouldn't
be in a wrestling ring and they should be at
home with their grandchildren. And he's gonna retire on June first,
and Shane Douglas is yeah, and Funk says, I talked
to I talked to Brad Siegel, and I told him
and he cried when he heard I was retiring June
the first. And I am retiring June the first, Shane.
Speaker 7: Douglass June the first, two thousand and one because Brad
Ziegel next time, and my god, dragged for one more year,
which that sucks.
Speaker 2: They don't make it there. Terry still got paid.
Speaker 7: You know at my old rank clay ass out there
at the recunner in sixty five days, and I'll be
damned if you're gonna get the hardcore belt.
Speaker 2: Well, Shane says, fuck that, we're coming down and retiring
you right now. And attempted retirement they do, because the
new Blood hit the ring. They kick the absolute dog
shit out of Terry. Funk beat him with a chain,
hit multiple pile drivers onto a chair to the and ddts.
Tammy's out here just blitzed.
Speaker 1: I mean, she is so gone it's actually nuts looking
at her.
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, Funk's daughter is so fucking disgusted by this.
She tries to get in the ring. They always that.
Speaker 1: I love the family member comes in to try to
help of coll.
Speaker 2: It's too much, you know what I mean, it's too much.
They're fucking trying to kill this guy. And his daughter
gets in the ring. Why I assume what happened, James,
Like you mentioned earlier where they just kind of say
go out there and do stuff, happened here. They didn't
really give her instructions. So she gets in the ring
and like is trying to act like hysterical, but and
she grabs Shane Douglas's shirt and like they're kind of
just awkwardly staring at each other until he kind of
awkwardly pushes her away and then like funking s DDT
on a chair. Now I'm looking at a ring of tammy,
a bunch of new blood people, Terry Funk and now
six chairs chair bro. They hit him with pile drivers
a bunch of times, and then Shane covers Funk and
Candido counts to three and then Terry Funk kicks out
at three point one.
Speaker 1: Just say you did. By the way, I've never seen
this before. The four man assisted poly driver dude, Shane
Douglas gets him into polo driver position and then all
of them push his heads into the chair. It's four people, So, yeah,
you're right, Douglas did pin. Terry Funk can counted it
kicked out, and then Franchise takes the belt.
Speaker 2: They do struct your job. Terry Funk out here too.
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. M I A are out here
at the Filthy Animal's car and uh Major guns starts
seducing Ralphus.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're trying to work on the car and
general Erection pulls Norman away and says, you know, what's
the hardcore about a car wash? Because Norman's I guess
the hardcore division guy. And Ralphus gets distracted by major
guns so much so that General Stash is able to
swap out the soap bucket for another bucket.
Speaker 1: But what could it be, they say on the commentary,
that's got to be white paint. Oh yeah, I mean
that's good. Yeah, that's right, that's probably right.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly enough.
Speaker 1: That's probably right. So we go to pre tape. Canyon
is here in a halo device because he was thrown
off the triple Cage by Mike Awesome.
Speaker 2: By the way, just before that, they show the like
up next thing and it's the wall is on, Like
he's the wall is walking through the hallway of the
arena with a table and driving an ambulance into the building.
Is Mike Awesome And I said, what is fucking going on?
Speaker 1: Like?
Speaker 2: Is this just two things that I'm supposed to think
are cool?
Speaker 1: Yeah, light, this is like getting chocolate in my peanut butter. No,
this is like getting peanut butter in my chocolate.
Speaker 2: Oh fucking shit. Canyons in a halo in the hospital
and Canyon SA. Since I was thirteen, all I thought
about was being in this business. But ever since that injury,
I don't think. I don't think about wrestling anymore. You know,
I've been healthy my whole life now, and now I
have to hear doctors say it's not when I'm gonna
walk again, it's if I still want to wrestle, but
my main goal is getting out of this bed and
getting healthy again. Well, I mean, this is not a
bad promo, not a bad angle. Uh, you know, but
like when you have a halo I don't know if
you guys are as familiar with the halo device here,
but like you're not supposed to really be able to
move your neck and like maybe I was watching this wrong,
but I swear again just just moving his head around.
Speaker 1: JVL came to the ring with a halo device once.
Speaker 4: My hat on top of it. Yeah, on top of
the halo.
Speaker 2: That fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we have the Mike Awesome town Hall. Mike
Awesome comes out here in a halo device in a
wheel chair.
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I didn't think this is gonna be like
me laughing at all, but like Mike Awesome was just
so bad at this.
Speaker 1: Great I think what I think? What what thing? What
it is is that like Mike awesome, like genuinely thinks
this is awesome. So like the way that he does
this is so genuine that like I'm enthralled by it.
I'm like, oh, ship, Like he's like really taking this
series into it. Yeah, right, Angle, that's like the magic
of wrestling, right is like, oh, this guy believes that ship.
So I'm like, I'm in let's let's go for it.
Speaker 2: So Mike got some wheels himself down in the wheelchair
and the halo device and he says, has anyone seen
my nurses because I need a spongebath and I can't
locate him right now. He really driving home.
Speaker 1: No, I'm so hurt from being crippled. He just crippled.
Speaker 4: He stands up somewhere.
Speaker 2: He stands up, and Mark Mannen says, it's a miracle.
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so hurt from being crippled. And he just
stands up about the wheelchair walks into the ring.
Speaker 2: So he gets in the ring still with the halo
device on, and he says, you see, my name just
happened to be Iron Sides Canyon And at the last
pay per view. Mike Awesome, Well, he threw me off
the top of that dribble teared cage and he ended
my career all because I went out and I tried
to help my good buddy, Diamond Dallas Page, Hey, hey,
Diamond Dallas Page. The Wall's music is now playing as
he's talking. They just cut him off, and Mike alsoin
turns to the aisleway and says, oh my neck.
Speaker 1: He says that at the beginning of this two that
was so funny. He steps in the ring. He says,
my name is Irin sized Chris k and ah my neck.
Speaker 2: Hey dived dwn's page, ah my neck, And then the
Wall comes out to his music. I just saw this
guy with the table. He comes out tableless, and then
Mike also starts kicking his ass.
Speaker 1: And he's not in business casual. He's just sending like
regular clothes.
Speaker 2: Well he's not a walled out yet.
Speaker 1: I guess did regular wall had the this this casual
white shirt with the black tie. He's just topping pants'.
Speaker 2: Kevin just look later like this is bullshit.
Speaker 1: I Mike Awesome kicks your fucking ass, buddy.
Speaker 2: So this is a table versus ambulance match.
Speaker 4: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Tony Shavani says this very nonchalantly, like this is like
a normal thing that he sees very often. He said,
this is a tables versus ambulance match, and then that's it.
We move on.
Speaker 2: So I thought it was like you have to put
somebody through a table and then put them in the ambulance,
like you're putting them to the table. Make you eligible
for putting them in the ambulance.
Speaker 4: That's actually a good stip.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.
Speaker 2: Well that's not what this is. This is it's a
table match, and then it's an ambulance match, and the
table match ends when a guy goes through a table,
and then there's really no Reprecautionisy like, this doesn't matter.
Speaker 1: It's not like we get like a finish, you know,
it's just kind of whatever. The Wall runs into the
ring and Mike Awesome hot starts on him. Mike Awesome
hits a line, but Wall reverses a whip and then
hits a big boot and power slam.
Speaker 2: Dude. Wall hits it with a running world's Strongest slam.
It was like Oklahoma Stampede style, except World's Strongest slams.
Speaker 1: From the corner.
Speaker 2: Wow. That was awesome.
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the Wall goes to give him ten punches,
but Mike Awesome low blows them and goes for the
awesome bomb. Yes, Wall gets down and then runs at
Mike Awesome and then Mike Awesome back body drops him
over the top rope through a fucking table.
Speaker 2: Dude, this table explodes, like this is too big of
a guy to be taking a bump like that. Good
for him for taking it, because that's it.
Speaker 1: Awesome committed him crazy.
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, he was fully in that ship exploded and
then he stood right up.
Speaker 4: Well I could not believe that, like not even it
was like one of the coolest table breaks ever. And
then he just stands up, immediately.
Speaker 2: Stands up, and Mike Alsome is the refs raising Mike
Alsam's arm because he wins. And then the Wall attacks
him from behind and kicks his ass and the match
continues and then they fight up the ramp.
Speaker 1: Is the match continuing or did or was it like
either you put someone through a table or you put
him in an ambulance?
Speaker 2: Was that I think?
Speaker 4: Because when they're playing the music right after he goes
to the table, is that.
Speaker 2: Tony remember that? I don't know. I don't think they do.
And that's why I thought of the match didn't end
Tony because they didn't play music.
Speaker 4: Well, they don't explain it, and it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 1: Start calling singles matches, pinfall versus submission matches.
Speaker 2: Like, whoever like the first to do one of them,
Let's just do one on them. Dude.
Speaker 1: My my brain went through like six stages of what
the fuck in a row right here?
Speaker 2: I still don't know what it is.
Speaker 1: I guess it would be like I'm talking about the table.
Like the table, yes, I mean you have to see this.
The wall goes all the way like he takes it.
He takes it like feet up. So I was like, wow,
that's like fucking insane what he just did. And I
wrote down here, Wow, he went to that fucking table
that looked insane. Wall took that so gnarly. Mike awt
some wins the bell rings. I guess it was a
tables match. The walk gets up immediately because he's impervious
to pain from tables.
Speaker 2: Is that his thing? That's his thing is he's impervious
to page get hurt? This man, oh man, what I
want to superpower?
Speaker 1: That's like the only thing my brain could like conjure
up was that? Oh he must be impervious to table pain.
Speaker 2: I guess that's fucking I think he just didn't want
to sell.
Speaker 4: He thinks he's bro.
Speaker 1: He told that that Mike Oss, and he said, yeah,
I'll take the table thing, but I'm impervious to table pains.
I just get up.
Speaker 2: Mike sounds right, Mike.
Speaker 1: It's like Taz like he can't get Poldra. You know,
it's just like whatever.
Speaker 2: You can't bower bum kidman. So like, yeah, heard this
guy at the table, so even better. So like, yeah,
wall takes is normally bump no cells attacks might call them.
They fight up the ramp to make things even better.
Now I'm hearing Shane Douglas's music again, and Douglas comes on,
hits the wall with a lead pipe in the back,
and then in his head.
Speaker 1: There's like a whole another like we're just like at
the half Whenever you think it's about end, we're just
at the halfway point.
Speaker 4: That's some more Lass Russo swerve for you. He just
gets you. Every time he gets you.
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I mean, shout out the wall. He went
for it. I give him that.
Speaker 4: If it was WF they would have replayed it like
seventeen times and showed him going to the table the
show Tony. Yeah, no, I never seen this before in
my life either, and.
Speaker 1: Like I thought, wow, that was cool.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it didn't matter at all. So they
kicked the walls ass. They drag him to the backstage
to the ambulance because they're gonna put the wall in
the ambulance, and then d DP jumps out of the
back of the ambulance and attacks Shane Douglas and Mike
Astain with a chair. Now, lets we forget that DDP
arrived earlier in a car with a bunch of the boys,
So like, what did he just get into the ambulance?
Speaker 1: Was now, Well, Mike Austin just drove it in.
Speaker 4: Oh yes, he was there the whole time, or what.
Speaker 2: He was there? He went and actually found Mike Austin
driving it and jumped to the back.
Speaker 1: Well, he has to he has to get his get
back for his boy Chris Kenyon.
Speaker 2: Oh right, and he he does so by throwing Mike
Austo into the back of the ambulance so he can
go to the hospital and get taken care of.
Speaker 1: Driving this Mike.
Speaker 2: He throws them through the back and Mike appears in
the front seat and drives away.
Speaker 1: What do he have, Like, why did he drive it in?
If someone was there to drive it, why did he
drive it in?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a great fucking thing.
Speaker 1: Also, franchise in awesome take the wall up to the
to the ramp in the back and they're going to
the ambulance and they say, do the ambulance.
Speaker 2: Right, super matter of fact.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so DDP hits Mike Gostain with the chair.
They drive away. The wall is now beating up franchise.
Speaker 2: That's just still happening. So like this segment, doesn't it
is They showed two different camera angles because the ambulance
leading the building and then we go back and the
walls throwing shanduglets into a pillar.
Speaker 1: I love this whole this whole thing. I mean, this
is fucking crazy.
Speaker 2: So the wall has Shane Douglas on the ground and
he's throttling them and he says, I'll kill you, and
then the segment ends like we could know.
Speaker 1: I'll kill you. He is literally gooseling him on the ground.
D P is still like right here if he wants
to jump in or anything.
Speaker 2: That's fine.
Speaker 1: You know my favorite, you know, my favorite part about
this is so we have all these guys, Mike Austin's
going to the hospital, fucking DDPS, getting ready for his
match the wall franchise whatever.
Speaker 2: Course.
Speaker 1: So anyways, like every single one of these guys is
now in different attire on the next segment carrying a casket.
Speaker 2: Well, he got to put on their funeral tire.
Speaker 1: Mike Awesome just got out of the ambulance, different outfit,
help carry the casket. Cut it cuts from the wall.
Literally fucking Homer simpsoning fucking franchise and then he's just
carrying this casket.
Speaker 2: Well, you know, someone's gotta do it.
Speaker 1: There is just no continuity at all. There's not even
any thought going on at all. Dude, literally franchise Awesome
and the new Bletter carrying a casket, and we just
saw all these guys fucking just like die. Dude. I
went back.
Speaker 4: I had to go back because I was I to
get that picture of Mike Assom driving the ambulance. And
then I realized that he was wearing the halo in the.
Speaker 2: What look?
Speaker 4: I said, the picture over fucking I wanted to see
thee I was like, holy ship, the ambulance God. And
then he came. Then he wheelchaired himself down of the ring.
After this, oh, this is so fun.
Speaker 2: Due Mike Awesome is on the show getting with Halo.
Think of fucking anything, no thought in anything. I'm sending
this to Beefy, no context.
Speaker 1: So after this segment, franchise Awesome in the new bleadder
carrying the casket. Uh, and miss Liz is laughing and
Russo tells to take her away.
Speaker 2: Get her out of here. Truck plombo in gear by
the way, and then we see him get an outfit.
Speaker 1: He sent his lex Luger outfit. Yeah. So Norman Smiley
and Ralphus are here washing the filth the Animal's car
with the paint that they got replaced with earlier.
Speaker 2: Yeah. Ralphus dumps the bucket on the hood and white
paints all over it, and Norman's money says this doesn't
look good Ralphis, and Ralphas says, come on, is that
good stuff? Soap? It's soap, get working, let's go. He's
just rubbing paint into the hood of his fucking car.
This is like and.
Speaker 4: Dude on commentary, they like, don't give a fuck of it, Like,
do you know Tony's fine? I guess we're washing the car.
Like he doesn't give a shit about this. They're like,
was that white stuff? And they're like, I guess that
was soap? I don't know. They like they didn't even
understand that it was paint on comments because they don't
give a shit about this car wash thing, so they
just like checked out.
Speaker 2: The two biggest overarching angles on this show are the
Rig Flair funeral and Ralphs and Norman Smiley gonna watch
his car.
Speaker 4: They're like, is that soap? I guess it's white soap?
Speaker 2: Yeah? Whatever, Yeah it is.
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Rick Flair funeral.
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the funeral of Ric Flair. They play
the Evil Funeral March music, and Russo walks out with
David Flair. Russo has the world title, of course. The
caskets at ringside R and B.
Speaker 4: Of course, of course he would have the world title.
Speaker 2: Yes, of course. So Russo gets in the ring with
a mic and he says, deadly beloved, we are gathered
here to lay to celebrate the death out of career
Rick Flair. Please roll the footage. So they, of course
didn't see it earlier, so they show last Wednesday on Thunder,
Charles Robinson's helping flare up the Rampanty collapses has a
brain iners him. Russo says, is that dumb most pathetic
thing you ever saw?
Speaker 4: Or what?
Speaker 2: Now? I got one thing to say. All you people
here can let that be on your head because I
tried to do the right thing. I told her Flair
he was too damn old to compete, and look what
happened in front of the entire world. Our man had
our brain aneurysm. And Tony Chevanni immediately says, we don't
know that short. I don't think so honestly, and Russo says,
the only shame of this is that is David could
not retire his father at that great American bash, and
the crowd chances Russo sucks, and Russo says, no, you people,
and Russo's says, I'll tell you what. Russo may suck,
but Russo's got that w CW title, doesnty And it's
time for Russo to give that belt back to its
proper owner, the once again ww World Champion, the chosen one,
Jeff Jarrett. So at this point, I'm like Okay, I
thought that this was like they stole the title and
they're just being assholes and they're like parading around. Okay,
jarrets like right, it's just like, hey, Jared's fucking champion
because he has the physical belt and Flair will be
here and you, yeah, fucking get this back. Jared poses
with the belt and he says he's finally got the
belt and once again proven he's the chosen one. And
then Russo takes the mic back and says, don't say
Vince Russo doesn't have a hard because remember this, he
has the role x that earlier we saw him throw
into the casket. But it doesn't matter. I will do
the right thing and I will bury Rick Flair's role
x with his career. Thank you. So he rolls out
of the ring and goes over the casket and he
opens up the lid and he he doesn't just put
the role x inside. He starts digging inside of the
fucking casket. I guess for this spot, but it just
looks ridiculous. And even more ridiculous is it's not Rick
Flair that is here to save this. Kevin Nash's big
ass reaches out and gouseles Russo and shoves him, climbs
out of the casket. R and B security just watch
him walk into the ring and then he kicks David
Flair and fucking Jared's ass, takes the world title, tells
Russo to suck it, and leaves.
Speaker 1: Kevin Nash is the ghost of Rick Flair's career.
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that mean?
Speaker 4: What does due the funniest ship ever? Up close on
Russo like digging in the casket, pulling it up. So
thats is.
Speaker 2: Like stuck under whatever he can't get out. Help, Hey brother,
I'm stuck out here. This isn't.
Speaker 4: Stink comes up.
Speaker 2: That's more like nonchalant, careless about getting into the ring
and bumping these dudes around and taking the title.
Speaker 4: Yeah right, no urgency, Yeah, like no, it didn't mean
any Yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2: So he takes the world title. So now Nash is
what I thought in possession of the world title.
Speaker 4: Possession is nine tenths of the law or whatever they say.
That's what they say, don't they say that?
Speaker 2: Criminals say that.
Speaker 1: You know. So we go backstage, Russo, Jared and David
are here.
Speaker 2: And they're with the new w CW interviewer. It's Pamela
Paul's shock. They don't say that until later, but I
guess this is her debut here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, why did they Why did they not say? I
actually loved this. Russo Jared David, he says, who are you?
Speaker 2: She tries to ask them a question I've never seen,
and Russell Greb's like, who are you? And he tries
talking to Kevin Ash. You've got Jared's belt. You got
forty five minutes to give it back, because if you
don't tonight, you and Jared no holds bad and we'll
take it from you, you big goof again. I'm like, okay,
they're gonna have a faux match for the possession of
the title if Nash doesn't give it back. I understand,
that's fine. I can I can see this, no problem.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the clock and I go, wait a minute.
We have forty five more minutes on this show. I
feel like I've watched like six fucking shows.
Speaker 4: Literally has been a lifetime.
Speaker 2: Every WW show from this era feels like three hours.
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, like we still have ninety segments left.
Speaker 2: Fuck.
Speaker 1: So, now we have the Scott Steinertown Hall, Yes we do.
So Scott Steiner comes out. He has the freaks all
dressed up in Michigan cheerleader outfits, because well we're in Michigan,
of course, and you know, Scott Steider went to the
greatest university of all time, Michigan.
Speaker 2: So or is he like to say, Michigan.
Speaker 1: Scott Steiner, of course, grabs a mic, and the crowd
readily prepares for what is likely the best night of
their entire lives. Scott Seiner says, you know, it's always
great to come back to the neighborhood because right here,
Michigan is where I just started taking my freaks the exstacy,
and right down on the road, right next to University
of Michigan, I've ran plenty of women's hand in between
the sheets. I proven that I was a superman.
Speaker 2: I didn't know what that fucking meant, dude.
Speaker 1: I mean that first, just the first bar there was crazy.
I had to started taking my freaks the extasy. He
then goes on to say, and all my freaks know
when the dark side of the moon raises, the flip
side of big bad booty Daddy comes out, and that's
all about love, taste and touch what and all my
freaks know that there's nothing finer than doing the sixty
niner with Scott Steiner. Yeah, so this goes to all
my freaks out there. Big Papa Pump is your hookup
holler if you hear me.
Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that was a great promom.
Speaker 1: Now it was no secret, dude, I was.
Speaker 2: I was.
Speaker 1: Now it's no secret. And I was born with a
wild hair up my ass. And my friends have always
told me, you're out of control and you lack discipline
and one day you might end up in jail.
Speaker 2: Why.
Speaker 1: I've been through the cell and I've been through hell,
but the bottom line is I've always survived. So from
now on, where I go to cell goes, a hell
comes with me.
Speaker 2: Dude. That was a hard line. Where I go, the
cell goes and the hell and hell comes. When I
was like, wow, that's like pretty cool, Like that's a
cool Like.
Speaker 1: Now, if you look up you see the asylum. It's
really easy to get in, but to get out you
gotta say I quit. Now there's two people I want
to see face the genetic freak and that's my brother
and that's Tank Abbot. Get your ass out here right now,
which one dude?
Speaker 2: Okay, I was like I first wrote down Scott seinerss
Rick Signer, and Tank Abbot. Then I said, okay, there
is no fucking tag gabbit here. The line where he
says where I go to the cell, goes and help
comes with me, I was like, Oh, that's a fucking
like that's a cool line. I didn't know. He literally
meant like that's how he's setting up this match. Like
now he has a cage that's always there when he's.
Speaker 4: There, not bad, not bad.
Speaker 1: I mean I gotta give it to him here. He
had a lot to say always does. I mean, this
is his this is his home college town, right, so
why not give it to him here? And of course,
I mean we already knew that what this match was
and it was coming. Yeah, I mean Scott Steiner actually
had like an extended everybody knew that.
Speaker 2: Everybody knows what somebody don't want to know about the Yeah,
So it is an asylum match. It is a it's
a cage circular style that fits inside the ring and
there's no door. So the only way to get out
of this cage is steer. So eloquently put it is,
does say I quit?
Speaker 1: You're coming up with like stipulations that like don't matter.
This company doesn't care there, what do you mean? It
could be pinned submission, I quit, we could throw it out.
Speaker 2: Who gives There's a good chance that they would have
done a pinfull match if they didn't have another stipulation
that's written into every match here where a guy has
to come out and glumps the body.
Speaker 1: That has happened, please, So Scott Steiner versus Rick Steiner
in the asylum. Steiner attacks Rick as soon as he
gets in the ring. The asylum cage has not dropped yet.
No Rick is attacking Scottie. He hits a belly to
belly as the asylum cage drops.
Speaker 2: It's a fucking bird cage, Like this is ridiculous looking.
Speaker 4: It is a birdcage.
Speaker 1: You're in and they try to explain the rules here
as the cage drops where you have to give up
or you're knocked unconscious. So it's like submission or TKO
or ko whatever. Right, So Steiner throws Rick into the
asylum cage and surprisingly it didn't crash and fall and
fall into the crowd.
Speaker 2: I thought this thing was gonna be built like shit
and like someone was going through and he was gonna
ruin the angle, like ruin the stipulation immediately. I guess
I should have known that they were just gonna ruin
it immediately.
Speaker 1: Instead, Steiner hits a belly to belly where he just
fucking tosses Rick.
Speaker 2: I mean Rick, sandbag the shit out of him, like
wanted to do that for he.
Speaker 1: Got as close to the cage as he could and
he just had off fucking I'm throwing you. Scott hits
an overhead bellied belly to a big pop. Scott puts
in the Steiner recliner, but then Goldberg's music hits Goldberg. Well,
it cuts backstays to Doug Dillinger and R and B
security at a locker room door, and if you squinch
your eyes and you look real close, that locker room
door reads tank Berg.
Speaker 2: It is tank Berg, and the Doug Dillinger knocks on
the door and out comes Tank Abbott with wirecutters. So yes,
he does the fucking vagsage entrance. Scott is he has
Rick in the Steiner recliner forever, like he's staring at
the aisleway. Nobody's coming out and he still has Rick
in this move Like this match could have just ended
here but no, Tankberg comes out and I know it's
Tankberg because the nameplate comes up and it says Tankberger.
Speaker 1: They hate Goldberg man, like they hate this guy.
Speaker 2: So yeah, as James said, he tries to cut the
fencing here. It doesn't work, so he throws it on
the floor.
Speaker 1: I love how he tries it. An Toni Shavanni is like,
he's only fucking tried twice.
Speaker 2: Not really a great attempt, You're right. So tank Abbot
goes into you know, his second plant here, which is
to walk over to the man with the box, which
is the box that controls lifting and lowering the asylum cage,
which is referee Mickey J. And tank Abbot and his
wisdom walks over and punches Mickey J. In the veas
and commentary, I swear to God says he dicked Mickey J.
So tank Abbott now has the asylum box and he
raises the asylum and per tradition, tank Abbot gets in
and he glombs a man. He takes out Scott Steiner
and they start kicking Scott Steiner's ass.
Speaker 1: Kevin Nash comes down here with the world title like
how many, I mean, how many angles can one guy
fucking have dude.
Speaker 2: He comes out, doesn't care, non schalot world title, hits
Rick and Tank Abbot with the world title. Then Rick
and Tank Abbitt just leave.
Speaker 1: So Russo is here with a Yankee shirt and he's
watching what happened on the monitor with Jeff Jarrett. Yes,
fuck the Yankees. Having a Yankee shirt on on Turner
networking should get you fired immediately.
Speaker 2: I agree. And you ain't as as anti braves as
I am. I agree with you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, man, like they were calling that ship
Turner Field that this was real ship back.
Speaker 2: Gun, stop playing like I mean, like, yeah, fuck you.
That wasn't even the heat from the crowd. That's heat.
Like for the fucking what.
Speaker 1: You're looking at here is in l East Love, Like,
fuck the Yankees, man, for real. Get the fuck out
of here, man, get the fuck out of here. If
you like the Yankees, fuck you man. I'm sorry.
Speaker 4: I apologize.
Speaker 1: So we got backstage. Pamela Paul's shock is here and
she tells the camera that she is waiting for Kevin Nash.
Speaker 2: And she does. She literally stands there and waits for
a second awkwardly, and then she turns, Hey, Kevin Nash,
why'd you go out there and help Big Papa Bump
and says you are who? And she says, I'm Pamela
Paul Shock. So can you like you got an answer
from me? And Nash says are you single? And Pamela says,
so could you like answer the question?
Speaker 4: Please study?
Speaker 2: Nash says Russo, it's real simple and easy man to find.
You want this belt, Let's make a deal. I match tonight, Jared,
you win, you go home the champ. I win. I'm
the champ now again. I'm still like, okay, this has
to be maybe he means like just like physically he's
physically holding the title, like he's the holder of the
title and he will be giving it to Ric Flair
because Rick Flair never lost the title and like there's
no why is Rick Flair not the champion.
Speaker 1: So Tony Schavanni says that our new backstage interviewer, her
name is Pamela Paul Shock, and Mark Madden says that
wasn't oakerland. Tony Shavanni says, right after this show, Western
Conference finals are on between the Lakers and Trailblazers. Oh
and Mark Madden says, go Shock, Shack Fu and Tony says, yeah,
go ras Sheen. How about that shit turner Synergy.
Speaker 2: I don't know if we mentioned it earlier, but yeah,
so this nitro did start an hour earlier because of that.
Speaker 1: Yeah, basketball is hot right now. Shack's on a run.
Shack changed basketball forever. They had to start changing out
the hoops are she was breaking everything.
Speaker 2: Shacks changing WW two K forever. I mean his move's
that's sick as fuck.
Speaker 1: And we move on to Chuck Palumbo versus DDP.
Speaker 2: So Chuck plumbos now dressed as the Total Package. He
comes out with R and B security and they're forcing
Elizabeth to come out here. And last Wednesday on Thunder,
the Total Package the real One attack Chuck Plombo it's
the gym and dumped a bunch of shit on him
brotean powder or drink chake.
Speaker 1: So DDP and Chuck Palumbo go into an international. DDP
hits a belly to belly for a two. He hits
the discus line, but it cuts to Miss Liz's face
all here as she's watching.
Speaker 2: DDP hits the punch combo that turns into the clothesline.
He stands up and he yells bag motherfucker.
Speaker 4: Shit.
Speaker 1: So Palumba mule kicks DDP. I don't know why he
didn't just cheat. Who gives a fuck? The ref doesn't care.
Speaker 2: You're well, we don't know that he doesn't care yet.
Speaker 1: Right, Well, technically the rule, what rules, whatever, doesn't matter.
Chuck Plumba calls for Liz to give him a kiss,
but she gets on the apron and smacks him in
the face.
Speaker 2: Well, the only rule I know, James, is that somebody
has to glomb this guy.
Speaker 1: Well, DDP rolls him up for a two. They double down.
Kimberly comes down with a baseball bat, tells R and
B security to back off, and then hits Liz in
the back with the bat.
Speaker 2: It made a great sound too.
Speaker 1: DDP hits a Morishima. You're in agi here, but the
ref isn't.
Speaker 2: Looking look fantastic.
Speaker 1: It cuts to the crowd. I can't believe what I'm
seeing right now. It's Mike Awesome with the halo.
Speaker 2: I wish he would have ran out with it on.
But yeah, I don't know, Like they really really needed
to drive home the point that Michael Awesome like crippled canyon,
so he has to run around with a funk, like
there's foam in the halo device to keep it in
one piece, because it's not one piece, like it's a
fucking big thing. So it's it's funny.
Speaker 4: He's carrying it in his hands like he's not wearing
or he's just like holding it as like.
Speaker 2: Like he's it's a mercy.
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the Rocks Giant Book or something.
Speaker 2: He struggles to get in the ring because it's so
fucking awkward, and then he hits DDP with the halo,
which knocks DDP out. How the fun did you get
back from the ambulance?
Speaker 1: Now that's some fucking heat. And then he actually wrote
on here, Yeah, I wrote on I guess the ambulance
just brought him back.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been even funnier if it cut
to the back and he was pulling back up with
the halo on. It's just the same ring.
Speaker 1: It's just the same scene as it was earlier, coming back.
It's like a Parridger's episode. It's just the same fucking scene.
Speaker 2: That would fucking awesome, Dude.
Speaker 1: I would use that clip forever. I would have him
arrive in.
Speaker 2: Every week like here he is?
Speaker 1: Is that Mike awesome?
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 2: They gotta at least do it for three weeks like
uh Rita on the bike in the sky style. Yeah,
never talk about it.
Speaker 1: So Plumbo puts DDP in the torture rack, and the
ref calls for the bell. Seeing Plumbo do the torture
rack makes it like so obvious, how awesome Luger's torture
rack is.
Speaker 2: It's fucking like night and day, like this wasn't bad, like,
but it's just not the rack. This is a torture rack.
Speaker 1: It's not the rack, right right, Yeah.
Speaker 2: Different, dude, Yeah, he puts him in the fucking torture rack.
The referee, like you said, he rings for the bell,
but the ref is like the reference calling for the
bell as he's stepping back into the ring, like he
doesn't even look like he just stop fucking. He must
be out fuck this guy, Yeah, calls for the bell.
Then Luger comes down to ringside to check on Elizabeth,
who's been laid out with a baseball bat. Chuck Plumbo
and Mike Alsom are kicking the shit out of DDP
and Lex. Luger is conflicted because why is he conflicted? Why?
Like Elizabeth, what's gonna fucking happen. She's laid out. She's like,
just DDP is gonna get fucking killed in here. And
then when Lex finally does get it, like go, He's like,
fucking I'll get in there. Kimberly grabs his leg and
then Chuck Plumbo hits him in the face with the.
Speaker 9: Lex flexer, the legs flexer, of course, dude, I mean
he fucking legs Luger up.
Speaker 2: Dude. He nails him with that fucking thing too, which
is like, like you gotta it made a cool sound too,
but like, yeah, like I was like, dude, Lex, what
are you doing? Buddy's just watching. It's not even he's
not doing anything to help Elizabeth. He's just kneeling by
her and watching DVP the fuck buddy.
Speaker 1: So a man runs down and they immediately cover Luger's
face to the towel on the ground. He's bleeding. Apparently
we don't really see that. Yeah, Well, Terry Taylor and
Reed Flair walk into the ring.
Speaker 2: Well find out what twelve year old Reed Flair is
doing here?
Speaker 1: All right, he's kicking somebody's ass.
Speaker 2: I actually don't give a fuck what he's doing here.
Speaker 4: Like thing already happened. Like, I don't care hu ship.
Speaker 1: Well DDP is here with the E M T. S.
As they have Lex Luger on the gurney into the
ambulance and he's bleeding from the face and he has
a towel covering his face.
Speaker 2: Sting here, I don't I don't remember Sting being here.
Speaker 1: That's his boy. What the fuck?
Speaker 2: Well? Sting's gotta get ready for his.
Speaker 1: Where's that at?
Speaker 2: I mean, whatever was happening.
Speaker 1: It was the what he was supposed to have with
Reid Flair. They nixed it the last second, So now
it's time for the Reid Flair town hall.
Speaker 2: How's that well?
Speaker 1: Reid calls out his brother David.
Speaker 2: They come out to Rick Flair's theme, Well, who the
fuck like, you can't just come in here and do
as you want, kid, You can't have this song.
Speaker 1: Well, his father's had a brain aneurysm, so he's taking
that song.
Speaker 2: Yeah, reads in the ring and Terry Taylor's holding the
mic for him and he says. Reid says, there's something
really poorn I need to say, so David, will you
please come out here? So David Flair and Daphne come out.
Daphne has the Rick Flair wrestling buddy, and he gets
in the ring and read says, you know, David, if
there's anything, I said, it's my fault and I'm sorry,
and you know me and Ashley and Mom needs you
and especially Dad needs you. And David Flair starts fucking
flip and I says, Dad, where's Dad? You know what
he's you know what he's like when he's not home.
And Terry Taylor says, come on, man, David struck the
fuck up and he pushes Terry Taylor and then Daphne
breaks a Statue of Liberty statue over the back of
Terry Taylor's head because of course they got that in
New York and we saw that segment.
Speaker 4: Did that segment?
Speaker 1: Okay, I also remember that. Dude, that's so funny, but
I thought it was damn Dafne hits him in the
back of the head. I said, what the fuck was that?
I'm the first either and Mark Madden says, that's that
infernal statue of liberty. I said, infernal statue of Liberty.
Speaker 2: I was like, that's the statue of liberty, of pain.
Speaker 1: Of despair.
Speaker 2: So they break this ship over Terry Taylor's head. Then
David Flair starts pushing Read around and he's pushing him,
and read Flair winds up and kicks David Flair on
the balls and then he spears him and I'm like,
oh fuck, little man's God moves. Then he puts David
Flair on a side headlock, and David Flair to get
out of this elbows out, which I thought was fucking
tremendous by the way that he didn't like try to
pick him off to move him. He elbowed out, just
like anyone would in wrestling in his side headlock. So
David elbows out. He pushes Red down and he grabs
his leg and I said, oh my god. And then
David Flair puts twelve year old Red Flair in the
figure four and he has the mic and he says.
Speaker 1: You gonna give up, and then Doug Dillinger and the
stooges come in and break it off. It did seem
like that, dude, they crossed the line.
Speaker 2: They well they had enough. Hey, you fucking like.
Speaker 1: Terry Taylor has not moved.
Speaker 2: He got statue to liberty.
Speaker 1: The infernal Statue of Liberty of the Despair gets time.
Speaker 2: David putting Red in the figure flour was fantastic. I
enjoy it. Like this is all fucking stupid, but I
did enjoy this.
Speaker 1: So it's time for Vampiro versus Hull Cogan.
Speaker 2: How's that?
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're watching Vampiro brother, Like.
Speaker 2: This is crazy, Okay, James, I swear to fucking god.
I was like, Vampire's coming. I'm right now because I
didn't know it was a Hogan match. And what I
fucking hear Hogan's music fucking play. I wrote all caps,
holy shit, Hogan versus Vampire.
Speaker 1: So Vampiro comes out here with a gasoline branded gasoline canister.
Speaker 2: And a torg.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's ready to kill this guy.
Speaker 2: He's preparing to kill whole cogin. He's letting him on fire.
Speaker 1: He's willing to do what needs to be done, which
you were all afraid to do.
Speaker 2: He's stepping up for the new blood. You don't fucking
you don't foom in my fucking company, this guy.
Speaker 1: So it shows the ropes lit up from thunder. They
showed the right one, so it looked awesome.
Speaker 2: It did look cool.
Speaker 1: Vampiro's story is available in the BCW magazine. He was
in the war like the one that, yeah, the same
one active deployment. So there is a guy in the
crowd of a sign that says Hogan the real game.
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, brother, the real triple A Hollywood all forever.
Speaker 1: When a shot the undisputed title and then Hogan beat
him immediately.
Speaker 2: For it, it was very fucking awesome.
Speaker 1: Give me that ship, dude.
Speaker 6: Okay, let me show you how real politics works, brother, Yeah,
let me show you how to play the game for real.
Speaker 2: Brother.
Speaker 1: So Hogan comes out here with the weight belt and
he also has a pants belt on with a big
dark backer. He has a big shirt. Here's a big shirt.
There says a few NB and there's three Juggalos that
love this a lot.
Speaker 2: I will say that the crowd was like on their
feet for the whole match.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean hul Cogan is still a star.
I'm I mean like at this point in two thousand, also,
man like for fucking two hours, most of the time,
you're looking at like, you know, just the worst shit ever,
So like you're begging for whole Cogan. At this point,
Someone's finally overs on the show.
Speaker 2: Yeah right, someone I care about.
Speaker 1: Vampiro hot starts on Hogan he hits a spin kick,
and I believe Hogan said, that's the end of that.
You will not be doing any other moves to me,
just so you know. So Vampiro chops Hogan to the
outside and hits a double sledge off the apron. Vampiro
throws Hogan into the guard rail and hits him with
a chair. There is no ringside audio here.
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. I was like, did they bump
into something that, like the crowd mic and fuck it
up here or what because it disappears.
Speaker 1: Yeah, very weird. Also no rules or whatever. I don't know.
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know either. Oh well, oh you know,
we get to it soon. Oh my god, this is
where they explained it. Oh my god.
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, which is I mean, I'm glad that finally did.
Hogan hits Vampiro with a chair and walks him down,
punches them over the announced table, then flips over the
announced table. Hogan then takes off his belt.
Speaker 9: Number one wrote number one.
Speaker 1: He starts whipping Vampio with it.
Speaker 2: That's brother, bitch, Yeah, I mean he's whipping the shit
out of him too with the weight belt and his
belt and his pants are still staying up of course, right.
Speaker 1: He thought about this before he came out.
Speaker 2: We was gonna catch me with my ass olt, dude.
Speaker 1: So this is where they explain the rules of WCWS.
Speaker 2: This is exciting.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe I'm actually getting to hear this.
So Scott Hudson, for whatever reason, starts going on a tangent.
This is the new WCW. The referees are letting it
go as far as it can.
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's that's all right. Relax rules forever.
Huh right, every NAT relax rules. Okay, well, Alesha told us.
Speaker 1: Then Mark Madden says, you might see phony dq somewhere else,
you might see cluster finishes somewhere else. You won't see
that here. It's a fight to an absolute finish.
Speaker 2: And Shvanni says, cluster finish.
Speaker 1: I heard that one, all right, man, Like I don't
think I've ever heard this, but.
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I have. Maybe if we did,
I just don't remember it. But like this is the
first that it feels like they're like, oh, this is
like the new direction. Is the referees discretion matters?
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it would have been cool if they just
didn't lie, right, well, like it's a fight to an
absolute finish, phony DQ's and Cluster finishes. Nothing actually changed
with the way these matches end, other than you're not
falling for the DQ right, it's a funny bullshit finish.
Speaker 2: It is a phony, bullshit finish. And I'm pretty sure
they also give this up too, like there's definitely DQ's
eventually here. The second after they explained that Hogan fucking
kicks Vampio's ass, scoop slam, elbow, drops, kicks an axe bomber,
stomps him on the balls and then he hits them
with the big blue leg drop and he instead of
penning on, he mounts Vampio and punches the shit out
of him, and Charles Robinson counts to five, and I'm like,
why the fuck do I give a ship Charles Robinson's
county dude.
Speaker 1: He does the reft. The reft pulls them off and
said that's enough. Don't worry about the weapons, but the
punches was a lot.
Speaker 2: And don't worry about this guy who is about to
attack Hole cooking because the guy has to come out
and glomb someone.
Speaker 1: I mean, right after they said that, Hogan opens up
Vampiro's legs and stomps his dick.
Speaker 2: And balls, which is good. That's fine, you can do that.
No Phonny Deky's your brother.
Speaker 1: Don't be though, No way, Hey, come on, fight back, Hey,
come on, give me see a fight.
Speaker 2: Show me a fight. Show boys who sump?
Speaker 1: So Billy Kidman comes in and hits Hogan in the
back with a blowtorch.
Speaker 2: Because he has to, because you use as a.
Speaker 4: Weapon instead of instead of using it as a blowtorch,
you use it hits.
Speaker 2: Somebody with Tony and Pidman would have got up and
fucking said, hull blaze with the bloatorch. This would have
been the greatest episode of Hers.
Speaker 4: It would have been like when he tries to use
the flash paper against Warrior and he goes off in
his face brother in my.
Speaker 2: Eyebrows, dude, Kidman said, with loaded blowtorch.
Speaker 1: Load it was ship. So Kidman pulls Vampiro on top
of Hogan, and Vampiro beats Hulk Hogan and Kidman grabs
the canister of gasoline. He hands it a Vampiro.
Speaker 2: They're gonna kill Hogan here.
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Sting makes the save.
Speaker 2: Well, thank god.
Speaker 1: Vampiro drops the canister as Sting comes in and it
fucking spills all over the ring. The raffle stress.
Speaker 2: Charles Robinson's like, oh fuck, idiots to pick it up. Yeah, yes,
Sting kicks the ship out of Vampiro, hit him with
a scorpion death drop of course, into the gas into
the gas so it's there's fucking sticky here. Then Sting
picks up the gasoline and I'm like, whoa is he
gonna kill Vampiro? And then you see a crow in
the rafters and then Sting has put the gasoline down.
Speaker 1: Sting hits the scorpion death drop and it wakes Huld
cooking up immediately.
Speaker 10: Due to his finish. Crow up there, dude, hey crow,
that's the crow. Come on down here, crow.
Speaker 1: Holy fuck. It shows the crowing commentaries like that's the
universal sign for Sting.
Speaker 2: Here.
Speaker 1: He is here, and he.
Speaker 2: Just drove in. We saw it. He's been here at the.
Speaker 4: Top of the show that grow up there.
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys gonna let that bird out this arena.
Speaker 2: Now the Army security is keeping Crow at bay well.
Speaker 1: Hogan then smacks Vampura with his belt and then Sting
does it too. That's my gazimick.
Speaker 2: Hogan looks into the camera. This is not Mike dub
so you can kind of barely hear him, but he
looks into the camera that's on the the you know,
on ring side or on the inpron Excuse me, he says,
Kim Man, I'm gonna kick your ass and I'm gonna
kick your woman's ass.
Speaker 4: Who's that Wilson?
Speaker 1: Oh right, I don't know. I thought that was Horaris.
Is a girl now.
Speaker 2: Depends on who you ask. I guess.
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. The filthy animals come back to
their car and turns out it was paint remover.
Speaker 2: This whole time, there's no fucking way the semi main
this fucking s It's been going on so long, Tony.
Speaker 1: I totally did expect her to pay it off. I'll
be honest. I totally expected them to like call back
to it two weeks from now or something. Turns out
it was paint remover. I love the way they walked up.
They walked and said, what the fuck.
Speaker 2: Is that a car? Yeah, they're fucking still rubbing the
top of it. Juice Conane and discover here and hoof
and dude says, I just want to know where's our car?
Bro and Norman points it and says, here's your car's done, bro.
So they start kicking. It's what the fuck? And then
of course the Misfits and Action can't be fired because
they got a plan attacking, Like if this Action attacked
the fucking filthy animals, they started this fucking thing right
and all like there's a shot of like it's like chaos,
and then there's a shot off in kind of not
the distance. But Hoove is stu each and crazy for
lash Letter, like he's selling punches so nuts for him.
I loved it.
Speaker 1: I bet lash LaRue is like awesome haight out with.
Speaker 2: I know he probably was a good brother. So Ralphus
is knocked out and the Misfits and Actions surround him
and they say he's down, and they tell Major Guns
that she has to help them, and Major Guns is
repulsed because she doesn't want to have to do this,
but General Erection reminds her that it's her duty and
this is also Ralphus. I'm not sure why, Major Guns,
it's your duty, it's Ralphus. So Major Guns goes down
and give ralph a CPR and she goes in for
the CPR maneuver and Ralphs gives her the tongue and
she slaps the shit out of him, and the segment
ends with Ralphus laying on the ground with the big
toothless grin on.
Speaker 1: His Yeah, like she goes close to give them mouth
the mouth that she doesn't even get to his mouth
that he sticks on.
Speaker 2: The dog and yeah, big angle here. That's fucking tremendous.
Speaker 1: So we have the main event of the evening, Jeff
Jarrett versus Kevin Nash. We didn't have a made event
until halfway.
Speaker 2: Through the show, by the way, and Kevin Nash booked it.
Speaker 4: Dude, you're right, you say like that. Kevin Nash booked
it after I guess Russo said if he didn't give
the belt back then the match would be a match anyway.
So I don't understand.
Speaker 1: The finish of the show would have been Ralph's sticking
out his tongue and Tony Savani sam, we'll see you next.
Ralph's sticking out of the tongue. That's Ralphs.
Speaker 2: Everybody, so Jared versus Nash, and this is where I'm like, okay,
singles match whatever. Then the w CW World Championship, fucking
like animated graphic pops up and that's where I'm like, oh,
who the fuck is the champion here? And I'm like, okay,
I'm now I'm like actually confused. I looked it up.
Russo actually stripped Flare of the belt.
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, why not?
Speaker 2: He just actually stripped on the belt and there's no
chance right now? Yeah?
Speaker 1: Yeah, changed the tongue or why not just keep changing it?
Speaker 2: So yeah, actual vacant world title match here. Nash comes
out in the same outfit he's had on all night.
He's not in his gear, He's in the tank top
and the He.
Speaker 4: Didn't know he was supposed to wrestle on a wrestling show,
so why would he have his gear?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why would he show up to work without his
work clothes?
Speaker 2: He showed up and jumped at a casket he should
have stuck on his tongue stung.
Speaker 1: So Jared is the champion. Nash has the belt from earlier.
Jared has the end ring Pyro with the guitar looks awesome.
Russo's music hits and he comes out here with R
and B security and a baseball bat. I mean he
is on every inch of this show. Bischoff is on
every inch of this show. I mean, I can't believe
Brad Siegel let this happened. I mean I would have
stepped in and been like, look, you guys have to
chill the fuck out, man, because have the Atlanta Braids
on this network, and we can't let bullshit be on
this network.
Speaker 2: Conference finals are next, Like, you guys are really fucking this?
Shut up for us? Yeah, like you could add a
crazy lead in here, like, what the fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are supposed to be the lead in
for the Western Conference.
Speaker 2: R we were right, yes, exactly, we made a wrong
call on that. So yeah, So Russo comes out, R
and B security and they surround the ring. Russo gets
into the ring, attacks the referee and now he's the
referee or something.
Speaker 1: That's right, So.
Speaker 2: The fuck is going on?
Speaker 1: Russo comes in and attacks the ref with the bat.
He's the ref for something like you mentioned. Jared hot starts.
Of course, Nash is confused. It's just no clue.
Speaker 2: What's going on. I'm confused.
Speaker 1: Russo calls for the bell and commentary says, well, I
guess he's the guest ref for this one.
Speaker 2: And they also James. They also on commentary say, well,
we also understand falls are gonna count anywhere in this
How the fuck do you understand that? Who don't do that?
Speaker 4: How good chef in the headset? I guess yeah, what
the fuck?
Speaker 1: I mean? That's just a good call anyways, you know,
even if it happens to the ring, that's still anywhere.
That's just a good call. He's back in a thousand.
Jared hits Nash with a chair, but Nash gets right up,
dude like, gets right up and gets up. Yeah, Nash
gets it with the chair, gets right up.
Speaker 2: Wall, going through a tables, getting up, lines Jared over
the top and some more.
Speaker 1: Nash the neds to the outside and punches Jared around. Uh,
we're back in the ring. Nash backs Russo down and
goozles them crazy, almost sends him over the top.
Speaker 2: Bro grip some fucking in the neck, and then Jarrett
of course hits Nash with the world title.
Speaker 1: And then Jared and Russo hug and then Jarrett pins Nash,
but Nash kicks out.
Speaker 2: He kicks out at two because Russo does a normal
gownt like.
Speaker 1: I love that Russa didn't count it and then sold
the kickout like a regular ref leet just say three,
you just count the three? Gives a shit, there's a refs.
Cody has to follow brothers.
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do? Not count?
Speaker 1: So Nash goes to hit the jackknife, but Russo maces
Kevin Nash.
Speaker 2: Because of course he has the fucking new Blood mace.
Speaker 1: Why don't we just do this in every match? Get maced?
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck this guy, Like, you guys are in total control.
You're the top heel group. Fucking kill these guys.
Speaker 1: There's no rules, Yeah, there's no there's no rules. So
like the baby Faces just are in an impossible hill
to climb every show, just macing baby Faces every show,
just like what camp? So, Jared hits the stroke, but
Steiner's music, well, it hits and then it stops.
Speaker 2: Jared hits a stroke and then he looks at the stage.
Speaker 1: So Sneyder comes down and he takes out Jarrett and
their research just maces Steiner, Like why are we.
Speaker 2: Just not doing this every time?
Speaker 1: On every show?
Speaker 2: They maces. But then he instructs R and B Security,
which I guess he already prompted them beforehand to a
handcuffs God Steiner to the ropes. Do they symbolize Scott
Steiner on the rope, sixteen of them.
Speaker 1: So, yeah, all right, R and B security handcuffs Diner
to the ropes double arm style instead of just doing
it any other normal way.
Speaker 2: How did they even come up with this?
Speaker 1: That's why I have to believe that, Like, there's no
way they go over these segments before they have because,
like I bet they handcuffed him to the ropes like that,
and Steiner was sitting there like what the fuck?
Speaker 2: Blinded? Mace, shit, he's handcuffed.
Speaker 1: The only way for his eyes to go is like
looking at these bright lights at this suck so bad.
Nash goozles Russo from Mace. Nash then grabs Jarrett this. Okay,
I just need to set this whole scene up for
you really quick because it changes quite a bit between
what we just said and what happens here. And it
all happens like immediately. So we have sixteen R and
B security guys outside of the area currently as they
have handcuffed Scott Steiner double arm arm style through the
ropes with his body facing the ramp right and in
the ring currently is Kevin Nash, Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett.
Speaker 2: Vince Russo, who made himself the referee at the beginning
of the match by hitting the referee with a baseball
bat So.
Speaker 1: Russo is trying to get Jarrett to cover Nash, but
Nash goozles Russo, and as he goozles Russo, he then
grabs Jeff Jarrett, who is down on the ground. So
he's goozled Russo on the ground, Nash is on the.
Speaker 2: Ground, everyone is laying down right now.
Speaker 1: Goosels Russo on the ground, and then Nash grabs Jarrett
and pulls him under his knee and forces Russo to
count the pin. But it's a fucking two cows. Russo
sells the two count.
Speaker 4: That is incredible that he kicked out. I did not
see that, covin I.
Speaker 1: Could believe so. So Nash goes outside and just starts
picking apart RB security guys.
Speaker 11: Scott Steiners still up to the road, startling through sixteen
buddies like this is ridiculous, Like dude sitting knocked over,
like fucking bowling ballpins.
Speaker 2: Also, by the way, Nash also like accepted that it
was a two point nine, didn't keep kicking jareded or
Russo's ass and said it's time to fuck up some
security guards.
Speaker 1: So this is the greatest segment I've ever seen in
my life. So as Scott Steiner is just sitting there,
Nash gets a hand on Russo at the ram yes,
and he sets him up for the jackknife power bomb,
and the crowd is going fucking nuts. This is right
for it, Steve Austin on Vince level. This is like
Dixie Carter Bubbai a Dudley level, Like finally someone got
hands on this fucking guy. Fuck this bout time. You know,
God forbid how they got here, but they got here,
and Nash has them set up jack knife power bomb
on the floor. Well, Nash gets resides set up for
that giant knife power bomb, and the camera cuts and
it cuts to a wide shot from the distance here,
and all of a sudden, from the ceiling, that biscus
red liquid comes out of nowhere and misses Kevin Nash, And.
Speaker 2: For the second time, it misses him so much that
Nash looks over his shoulder and has to walk. He
inches backwards to his ass is now getting garden blood.
Speaker 4: Because I could not believe it missed it again.
Speaker 1: I can't believe.
Speaker 2: I don't know if I knew they missed it twice.
Speaker 1: Okay, No, I did not expect the red liquid to
come to the roof.
Speaker 2: The red liquid.
Speaker 1: Comes down, it misses the bats up into it, and
then Jeff locks over with the guitar.
Speaker 2: He hits with the head with it and then pits
him and wins the world title outside the ring.
Speaker 1: And.
Speaker 4: Kevin has bloody hair gets.
Speaker 1: Scott Steyner ste.
Speaker 2: This bloody show. Steyner, that's blood all over his legs.
Speaker 1: Out of all the finishes that could have possibly happened,
never would have predicted this, them missing Kevin Nash with
the red liquid, and then Jarrett walking over with the
guitar and hitting him and then pitting him with his
foot as Russo counts in the red liquid, and then
it does a hard cut the scott Steiner knocked out cut.
Speaker 2: To their mace, Like this is this show? I fucking hate.
Speaker 1: This show is going on?
Speaker 2: Like how did this ever? Like how did how are
they not making like losing an astronomical amount of money
to the point where they could not run next week.
Speaker 4: I know, I know you think that they just write
this down, but I have to think in some world
they did a run through of like this is where
you need to stand right, like.
Speaker 1: He told him. Yeah, he had to tell him, like yeah, here,
but I guess if I was on.
Speaker 4: The first time they did it, so they're like, we
can't fuck this up again, Like you have to know
where the spot is. We have to get this right.
Speaker 1: Well, Tony, I imagine there was like an X on
the ground or something, right, there was tape or just
some mark that he was supposed to stand on. But
like either you know, one got scuffed off, like someone
like accidentally booted it off or something earlier in the evening,
or uh there's like ac pumping or something and it
pushed where it was supposed to go back and it
just didn't work. I mean, Kevin Nash is is the
luckiest guy ever.
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, I mean he's like it's like the wall
with the table, like just blood falling from this guy.
Speaker 1: Biscuits, red liquid is not touching Kevin Nash. The funniest
part is his back and his ass up.
Speaker 2: Dude, that ass back into it and then Jared walking
up and just bringing him with a guitar.
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I thought that was it. I was like, wow,
what a what a crazy way to end the show,
but I keep forgetting that Bischoff and Russo always have
something else to say. There's just always something else. Bischoff
comes out with a mic and he says, June eleventh,
it's gonna be the end of Hogan Flair gone for
good and Nash, if you think this wasn't ass kicking,
you ain't seen nothing yet. Oh great, and another thing.
Speaker 2: Russo says Eric, for you to all these people bite
us baby, and then the music plays. I'm like, wow,
that was a fun like, okay, great with the end
of the show music playing, and then Eric says and Jeff,
by the way, oh my god, yeah, the fucking cuffs
are off. And Eric says, Jeff, how's it feeling to
be once again the WSI World Champion? And Jeff says,
once again I've proven on the chosen one, So why
don't you choke on that slap ass? And that's how
the show ends, Like what the fuck?
Speaker 1: Wow? Man?
Speaker 4: Oh damn, yeah, there's always more.
Speaker 1: I mean, this was the longest show I've ever watched,
Like the show is two hours, but there's just so.
Speaker 2: Much never ending. It is never fucking ending, and I'm
left with a feeling of nothing.
Speaker 1: I don't want to Yeah, like that was enough for
me right right now. Like I'll come back to it later,
but that was enough for me right now.
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what am I supposed to take from this?
Like this is supposed to get me excited for the
fucking Great American Bash.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they missed the part where you're supposed
to be excited for the next couple of weeks of
TV and then excited enough to buy the pay per view.
Speaker 2: This is brutal. What a show, gentlemen, you know what?
But I do appreciate that we get to go through
this together because wow, like this is a real bonding thing,
like us in the like I feel like we're in war.
Speaker 4: We want, you know what, Like out of out of
everything that went down, like the Ralphus Carr thing, like
the only thing that paid off all.
Speaker 2: Night, dude, that was the only baby face reprieve on
the show, Norman Smile And even then they get their
ass's kick the filthy Ale.
Speaker 4: But it's only angle to like start to finish and
then we know what happened and now we can move
on from that.
Speaker 2: Well there you go. That was w said be Monday
Night Trip from May twenty second, two thousand and that
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