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Speaker 1: Boys Are Back in Town Podcast, Episode number three hundred

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and six.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, it's my favorite number. Did you know

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that's my firment number.

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Speaker 1: Really, it's a favorite number.

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Speaker 2: It is my favorite number. I promise you well.

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Speaker 1: I can't challenge that we are talking about WCW Nitro

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May twenty second, two thousand, or the episode where they

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filt the animal's car gets fucked up beyond believe.

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Speaker 2: That's no, that's not that's not why we watch the

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episode's about, though, that is maybe one of the most

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reoccurring themes on the show, James. But what we watched

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it for, of course, was for the Vince Russo funeral

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of Rick Flair end or his career as what we're

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checking this out for, and what a what an episode

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it was.

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Speaker 1: Right before we get into that, we have some deadlock updates. Oh,

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watch this on the Patreon, the Spirit Squad versus Jim

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Duggan and the.

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Speaker 2: Boys and then the Spirit Squad against Viscera in the

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book a two for one on the Patreon right now

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and the five dollars and above tier. Yes, we are

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tapping into what you guys were all asking for. Ladies

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and gentlemen, you wanted it. You got it two thousand

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and six Raw.

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Speaker 1: Yes, SGH is UFC seven.

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Speaker 2: UFC coming to kick us and so are we. That

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So that'll be up before the end of the month.

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Check that out on the patreot on this month in

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the fuck out. All right now, it's time for the

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Patreon shout out segment.

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Speaker 2: Oh my god, who the hell do you these people

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think they are getting? In this segment starting.

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Speaker 1: In the five dollars tier, Omars sou Hal, Marvin Amens,

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Nah My, heini is a cooter one hundred and six. Alright,

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rich Chasardson the long Way, I was like, I generated, hey, Johnny,

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I'll be in Philly for the Ghost Tour Skelly Tour,

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and was wondering if I'd see you there.

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Speaker 2: You actually will, will There's.

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Speaker 1: Blue Sonic Geese, the Rock Howard Yes, ten dollars tier race.

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Chie Chardson went on that two chicken breast and asparagus diet.

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Now I'm looking like Ryan Cage.

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Speaker 2: That's a good look.

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Speaker 1: Jeff Hardy taking food off of AJ's Doll's family. Jay Gizzle,

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the twenty fifth pick in the twenty twenty five NBA draft,

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Speaker 3: Chick the stats pussy check the heart and passion though,

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check that too, but check the bullpen.

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Speaker 2: Don't check ours.

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Speaker 1: There ain't nothing over here for injuries, posey ness. Giovannio,

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ship on IG Live while a Tommy Dreamer match on

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Speaker 2: I'm sorry, what.

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Speaker 1: Imaginate? Peter Swaggon, Young Suss Dragon. My name is Penis

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and I was born with no brain. Hello Penis, Nevin Bail,

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Joseph Ebsworth, Thomas Vatts, Rick Steiner fucked my girl? Now her?

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the next Patreon member. Harry Palmer, Lord Lemon, Tom Toast.

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It's always Chase Richard's son. Everyone forgets Glenn Doody, whoa,

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I just saw Cookie in the back talking about friendship

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with Jeff Hardy.

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Speaker 2: I forgot all about that.

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Speaker 1: Stunky Loss, the Magnific Deadlock, Champion of the World, the

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Speaker 2: There is okay, that's different this time.

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Speaker 1: Austin Biggs should be like fark On starting mate, Craig

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could think of in the moment was my dick feels

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like corn Zaza got me feeling like Larrago from Power Rangers.

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Can y'all get more locks of Johnny's hair? The curse

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still ain't working?

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Speaker 2: What the fuck, Donny?

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Speaker 4: Wow, they're trying to curse you over there?

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Speaker 1: Incognito two, Justin Bond, Super Duper Fly if you smell

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what the cock is cocking? Jeffrey Hamilton, Scott McMullen. Can't

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think of anything funny, So thank y'all for the podcast.

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I'll go do it well. Oh yeah, thank you. I

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appreciate you. I'll just waiting for you to say something crazy.

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Kwa Bunga, the uncircumcised King Boner Fossio, Michael Carson dot

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Speaker 2: That son of names there, buddy.

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Speaker 1: It must be horrible, like filling out like any.

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Speaker 2: Sheets you just got check Hotel must suck for you

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with that IC.

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Speaker 1: Pick whatever one you want. Hey, guys, when are you

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guys going back to Monday? He's also Chase Richard, saw

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Speaker 2: You're not get answers now, fuck you.

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Speaker 1: A black Goku shingles, Joe blows Slaw Bony and still

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Speaker 2: These are feel AI generated like a lot of these do.

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Speaker 1: Hey, Johnny, it's he I'm watching. It's always Sonny in Philadelphia?

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Is there anything cool to do with my magnum dom?

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watching Tim Dumcom Junior on the spurs.

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Speaker 2: There's no fucking way that's true.

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Speaker 2: Thank you, Landon Ronald for the goat.

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Speaker 1: Thank you so much, Thank you, thank you.

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Speaker 2: Get over to the patreon dot com slash deadlock PW

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Speaker 1: Anthony Doug s No, yeah, no, all right, let's get

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into WCW Nitro May two triple zero. I'm willing because it's,

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of course the funeral of Rick Flair, the last Awards,

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the funeral of his career, or it's not a funeral

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at all, and Rick Flair is not involved whatsoever. They

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should have called it that.

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Speaker 2: Yeah, I mean that would have been a better last WU.

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The Last WU is a good idea, but what is

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also a good idea?

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Speaker 1: Is.

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Speaker 2: I was talking about what was going on in the

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wad wrestling at the time with the wrestlingups. Ever newsletter

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from The Observer May fifteenth, two thousand in w News

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melts rights, it's real clear Sting versus Vampiro, while a

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good marriage on paper, is failing because SNA doesn't respect

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Vampiro and won't allow scenarios to really put him over,

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as even when left for deadened the cemetery, he came

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back and destroyed him by the end of the show.

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More important, their matches in the ring don't click because

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Sting won't take most of Vampiro's moves, which is fucked up.

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You know, I don't want to take nail on the coffin.

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Speaker 1: I don't think anybody who was working around this era

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was taking his moves.

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Speaker 2: He was just kicking dudes.

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Speaker 1: He got his one kick, and then they said, all right,

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that's enough.

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Speaker 2: That's what we see on this show.

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Speaker 1: Yeah right.

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Speaker 2: This is not to make Sting the only villain here.

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It was clearly a big mistake to turn Vampiro heel

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because he was the one wrestler just starting to get

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over onto the previous regime as a face, and the

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turn being so soon deadened the character, even with how

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hard they are pushing the angle. When Vampiro and WW

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had their contract problem last week and an inquiry was

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made to the WWF, wrestlers that had worked with him

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in WW and Mexico were asked and gave very negative recommendations,

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and WF had no interest in him. None of the

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boys in the FED fucked with the Vampiro. They didn't

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know him as Vampiro. They must only know hims Vampeerio.

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Speaker 1: Jean Stasiac would have stood up for him if he

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knew what was going on.

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Speaker 2: Sean Stasiac is somehow always somewhere that I'm watching. I

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don't know how.

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Speaker 1: He is the perfect one, And I.

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Speaker 2: Don't know if there's ever been a time where Sean

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Stasiac has showed up on the screen when I'm watching anything.

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And my reaction wasn't immediately what the fuck is John

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staisiach doing here? From The Observer, May twenty second, two

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thousand and ww News. The Slambury by rate was not

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released by WCW because the figure was such an embarrassment.

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It was said to be below a zero point two,

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making it one of the three lowest pay per view

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by rates in company history, So for the mainstream curiosity

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which is funny, and how much all of the internet

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hype for seven years by Douglas for the match with

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Flair actually means in real life Shaye Douglas's entire career

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was based off of I hate Rick Flair and I

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should kick his ass and then he gets to kick

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his ass and Meltzer says that didn't mean Dick. Mike

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his leaving E c W. He said that due to

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legal reasons, he can't give us out of the story

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until July twentieth, but he said he wasn't happy in

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the company. He said his leaving came from discussions with

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Vince Russo, Hal Cogan and Horace Hogan, who is Alfonso's sorry, well,

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Michael Fonso's first name, who is Awesome's first cousin. Mike

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Bolaya is Hogan's nephew, but Alfonso and Terry Blaya aren't related, okay,

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so that settles that so awesome and Hogan aren't hal

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Cogan aren't related, but Horace and Mike Assam are.

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Speaker 4: That's confusing. They're all like cousins, right, like the It's

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just like the bloodline, right.

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Speaker 2: Oh yeah, right, that's right, dude.

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Speaker 4: They're all related somehow.

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Speaker 2: If you ask me, dude, we're all brothers. From The Observer,

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May twenty nine, two thousand, Meltzer says, because the shows

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at no point went to head to head, there were

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no real comparison figures to Raw and Nitro in the ratings.

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The Nitro for this is about the show we're watching tonight.

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The Nitro first hour clearly bombed because the majority of

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the audience was either unaware or unable or didn't care

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earlier than usual. W CW did push the starting time

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very hard on its show during the previous week, so

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being that less than half of the regulars tune in

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early without opposition is not a good sign. The second

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hour was in the ballpark of what the unopposed hour

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had been doing, which isn't necessarily good or bad because

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it should have done better since it was the main event.

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Half of the show. The show did constantly grow, peaking

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at three point five to nine for the Nash Jarrett

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title match, but that was down from the four point

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non match verb and physical confrontations with Rock Crisis Triple

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monstrous seven point six y three final quarter and an

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eight point five to seven overrun. So some Raw might

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win this war.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, look.

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Speaker 2: Some like it's just it's close, but Raw might edge

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this war out. I'm not too sure.

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Speaker 4: You going back in a time machine. Raw might win

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this war.

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Speaker 2: That's my newsletter and even bigger news. Platinum was at

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first to debut this past week, but it was delayed,

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and for those who don't know, Platinum was meant to

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be Dustin Rynolds doing a gold dust like character.

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Speaker 1: Don't worry get character like that.

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Speaker 2: They were just gonna make them silver, which is kind

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of what happens in DNA.

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Speaker 1: I guess, yeah, right, well, well you also get over

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the hammer or whatever there.

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Speaker 2: I guess he had hair's gold.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, he's there.

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Speaker 2: Beard. For some reason last thing here in WWF news.

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Randy Orton, the son of Bob Junior and grandson of

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Bob Orton, will be starting soon for O v W. Also,

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the main event on the June twenty third, Rock and

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Rumble in Louisville Gardens will be Kane and the Damage

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of versus Dela Brown and Rock Conway wat Great Shows.

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Speaker 5: Two thousand and four main event right there, that's crazy, yes, okay,

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shy the damage, yeah, yeah, the damage heavy.

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Speaker 1: He should face mc guests, he should.

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Speaker 2: Face Nigel McGinnis on one heat. And then we go

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to watch it for six months and never do it.

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Speaker 1: He does no moves.

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Speaker 2: I guess one of us watched it. That is it

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for the observer portion of the show. Now let's talk

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about ws ME Monday night, trow May twenty second, two thousand.

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Speaker 1: All right, let's get into nitro here. We start with,

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of course, the logo, and then we go into a

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cold open. There is dissension in the New Blood because

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Eric Bishop and Vince we're not there for one week.

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Speaker 2: Always some dissension with the goddamn new Blood. There's bad

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blood in the New Blood. And then on I think

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this is thunder Hogan says, tonight, I'm gonna kick Horace's

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ass or ass. We either watch that match or we

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watched that entire episode.

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Speaker 4: I think we watched the whole episode.

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Speaker 2: Okay, that makes a lot more sense because there was

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a lot of stuff that was familiar here to me,

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So that explains it. So Hogan kicks Horace's horse ass

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or whatever, and then he makes out with Tory Wilson,

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and Tory liked it. Well, of course you did, dude,

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play the Python down. Brother Sting said he's real close

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to snap and because he has to keep carrying Vampiro,

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and then Vampiro set the ring on fire. Scott Steiner

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tells tank Abbit that he doesn't have what it takes

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to beat him. So Rick Steiner and Tank Cabit then

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jumps Scott Steiner and then Scott tosses both of them

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onto Goldberg's monster truck?

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Speaker 1: Is that the Goldberg monster truck? I love the way

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they annults it. It's so fucking funny, Like it's literally

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just comes around like off stage. Is that the Goldberg

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monster truck?

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Speaker 2: Don't mind Goldberg.

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Speaker 4: We don't see Goldberg, right, It's just the truck.

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Speaker 2: Goldberg's on the round for a second here, and I

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think it's just.

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Speaker 1: The truck, right, Yeah, it's just the truck with his

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superintended windows. Who is that? It's Goldberg monster truck.

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Speaker 4: That is the dude speaking of that, the the sting

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Vampiro bring a Fire thing. We watched that and it

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was the crazy shit ever and they had to retape

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it twice. But on the network or Peacock they left

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the actual fucked up version in instead of the good version.

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Speaker 2: Well, I do remember this.

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Speaker 1: It looked awesome on the good version they showed here

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it did.

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Speaker 4: Yeah, and then the fucked version was like the most

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like one rope was on fire.

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Speaker 2: I don't know what what with the like why did

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we Surely there was like a tagline on that episode.

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I don't know why we watched that one specifically, but

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if you find that episode to watch it because I

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remember that Thunderbeam just fucking horrible. Yeah, Flair has just

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won the world title again. By the way, Yeah, the

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thunder was horrible. You said them for like every episode

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they had.

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Speaker 1: This year, for anything in two thousand. This company is horrible.

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If it's anything better, we'll tell you specifically.

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Speaker 2: So Flair I think just won the world title. The

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crowd was staining fifteen times at him, which is pretty cool.

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Jared says, You've got stole my stolen property, and I'm

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fixing it pulled out of your ass, which could be anything.

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David Flair and so Arn Anderson then said, we're gonna

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kick your fucking ash. Arn gets jumped by David Flair

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and Crowbar in the back and Daphne and Daphne of course,

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and I think Arn was actually injured here, so that's

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why they did that. Yeah, Nash makes the same for him.

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And then the last shot we see of this cold

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open is Rick Flair being helped to the back by

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Charles Robinson Little Nature, but then he collapses on the ramp.

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Oh no, and dies.

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Speaker 1: He had a brain aneurysm. According to vince.

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Speaker 2: Reus medically medically reported that Rick Flair to brain aneurysm

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on Thunder because he watched the show.

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Speaker 1: I mean it was it was very funny to hear

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that that Rick Flair a brain aneurysm and tell you,

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Shavati the second it gets there and shows that footage,

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I have not heard anything about a brain aneurysm. No,

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who said that. No, So we go to Cold Open

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number two, A Limo has pulled up. Miss hurt. Oh

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oh was it a hearst ran?

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Speaker 2: Yeah, the coffin.

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Speaker 1: Of course, that's funny. So they got the big back

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Limo and Miss Liz share it. David Flair are here

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for that. They're here for the funeral, of course.

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Speaker 2: Yes, so they say on commentary that Flair stumbled and

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fell unexpectedly. Vince Russo is here to hold a funeral

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for the career of Rick Flair, and Liz is here,

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Russo's here, Jared's here, David Flair is here, and Russo

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has the world title that Rick Flair I thought was holding.

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And russ Oh, all right, that's grounds for stripping on

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the belt. I guess that's fine. So yeah. Russo tells

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Jeff that he feels faint, and Jeff says, keep her composure,

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you all right? And Russell says, why to have to

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be him? Why so that they're talking about Rick Flair's

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That's why I was confused. I thought at first it

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was just like, oh, this is like the funeral of

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Ric Flair. Then they changed into like his care talking

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about him being dead.

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Speaker 1: No, Vince Russo said he's dead. He had a brain aneurysm.

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We saw it.

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Speaker 6: And the doctor told him doctor, that's the same doctor,

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and it gets very tall. I mean, that's I know

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that is brother ri Rig Flair.

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Speaker 1: Died on Thunder and then Vince Russo stole.

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Speaker 2: His watch at his title.

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Speaker 1: Taking these. So the first match of the evening is

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the Cat versus Booker T.

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Speaker 2: Yes it is, and like that doesn't sound odd to me.

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I'm like, okay, that's that's I could see this happening.

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And then I see when the Cat gets into the

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ring that there's a chair in the ring and two

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kindo sticks, and I'm like, huh, okay, this is fucking weird.

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Maybe like there was a segment cut here or something,

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but no, no, no, sorry, this is a weapon. First they

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say it's a weapons match. I'm like, oh, a hardcore match. Okay,

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that's fucking fine. Then they say it's a martial arts

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weapons are legal match, which I guess would be kind

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of sticks and you know, maybe nun chucks and and

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stuff like that, which again, okay, like the Cat is

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like the martial artist, so I accept this. That's fine. Well,

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one of the first weapons that the Cat hits Booker

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T with is a chair.

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Speaker 4: Also night sticks, and I mean like they have chairs

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at the martial arts place.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, what about the night that's good.

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Speaker 4: That's why what they said in the back, it's a

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martial arts stick.

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Speaker 2: Give the ship, take the sticks, stick up your ass.

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Speaker 1: Just beat each other with sticks, bro. So Stacy, it

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goes out, what do you want from me? Bro? Like

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it's the sheep. What do you want to be.

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Speaker 4: Throwing targe to get to martial arts? So that's all

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we got, Bro.

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Speaker 1: This is a martial art weapon. Bro, look at me

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twirling it.

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Speaker 2: You want martial arts? Good to UFC do some tricks.

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Speaker 1: Off, bro, like just going nutswitch.

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Speaker 4: Dude, these rednecks don't know the difference.

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Speaker 2: Bro.

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Speaker 4: Let me tell you dude.

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Speaker 1: Okay, Tony, I kind of thought that's what they were

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going for with the night sticks. At first. I thought

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that they just assumed people would think their numb chucks

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because he was using them like dumb chuck.

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Speaker 2: What's more confusing to you, by the way, that whole

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concept or the fact that the cat just beats the

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shit out of Booker t this whole matter, Well, it's

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his match.

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Speaker 1: I mean, like he's like a grade five black belt

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martial artists or something like him and Eric Bischoff were

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beating dudes up, like at the local YMCA or something.

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Speaker 2: He's so good at it that he's training Eric Bischoff's son,

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Art Bischof.

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Speaker 1: Dude, it becomes a great referee.

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Speaker 4: This is just the run of Booker. He gets on

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for a while until he doesn't.

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Speaker 1: Yeah, so, I mean this goes to show you again,

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really we do not give a fuck about the matches.

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Like Russo is just like dude, just put a step

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on it and call it a day. He's not doing

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like regular matches. There's not like regular matches. The matches

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only happen if there's like something directly tied to a

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segment before or after said match. These matches aren't happening

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because there's a scheduled competition for the evening. This is

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not a pro wrestling event. This is a show that

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results in matches happening based on a thing that happens

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literally five minutes before or five minutes after whatever you're

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watching in the segment, which.

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Speaker 4: Is like completely opposite of early night shows. Or it

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was all just like this is a scheduled contest and

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here's the match. You know, that's what it was.

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Speaker 2: Give the new Blood some credit that this is what

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happened because Booker was mean on Thunder at the show.

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Speaker 1: We all like, so Kat has two night sticks and

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he's using them as number US, and then I wrote here,

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oh wait, now he actually has a pair of numb

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chucks here and he's choking Booker with them.

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Speaker 2: Even commentary didn't know. They were like, there's a he's

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got some he's got the sticks.

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Speaker 4: At one point they say Booker has one of those

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martial arts weapons. I didn't even know what it was.

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Speaker 2: He has a fucking baseball martial arts style.

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Speaker 1: So Booker tries firing off, but Cat then just hits

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Booker in the head with the night sticks and just

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starts firing off hits here.

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Speaker 2: There's one minute of it with dude Tony. Yeah, there's

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one he hits with that like sounds like a gunshot,

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goes off and he beats the shit out of him.

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Speaker 1: So Cat uses a kindos stick and then Cat puts

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the kindow stick between his legs and starts going to town.

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Speaker 2: Dude, every weapon that the Cat gets, he has at

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least a twenty second fucking exhibition with it, showing out

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he could use it.

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Speaker 1: What time, what He's not like a Grade ten black

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belt for now. The buddy, I mean, did you see

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him putting kindsticks between his leg and slap his ass?

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Speaker 4: He was running that pony, dude, he was going crazy

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on that.

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Speaker 2: Tony Savani says, the cat is in his element.

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Speaker 1: To death, right, So the cat then runs straight into

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the book End, which he apparently doesn't get hurt by

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because he just stands right up and pokes him in

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the eyes.

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Speaker 2: What the fuck?

468
00:27:27,960 --> 00:27:30,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, Booker's the world champion less than a month. Everybody

469
00:27:30,839 --> 00:27:35,359
to say. You know, Booker hits the Harlem sidekick and

470
00:27:35,400 --> 00:27:37,359
then drops him like a sack of shit with a

471
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:38,359
spinebuster here.

472
00:27:38,599 --> 00:27:39,319
Speaker 4: That was nasty.

473
00:27:39,480 --> 00:27:40,720
Speaker 2: I thought he was going for the one hundred and

474
00:27:40,759 --> 00:27:42,400
tenth street, but a cat wasn't getting.

475
00:27:42,240 --> 00:27:42,559
Speaker 1: Up for it.

476
00:27:42,599 --> 00:27:43,839
Speaker 2: So I think he just kind of said.

477
00:27:43,839 --> 00:27:46,400
Speaker 1: Not only was he not getting up for it, Booker

478
00:27:46,519 --> 00:27:48,480
wasn't going to be nice on this spinebuster.

479
00:27:48,759 --> 00:27:48,920
Speaker 2: No.

480
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:51,559
Speaker 1: I mean, he didn't even take his own bump. Booker

481
00:27:51,599 --> 00:27:53,599
went to go give him the spinebuster, and he had

482
00:27:53,599 --> 00:27:55,079
to give him the bump, so he just lands on

483
00:27:55,079 --> 00:27:56,720
his hip. It was horrible.

484
00:27:56,759 --> 00:27:57,000
Speaker 2: Man.

485
00:27:58,400 --> 00:28:01,519
Speaker 1: Booker grabs the kindow stick Art's wailing on him. But

486
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:06,720
then Sean the perfect One staysy A and he glomps

487
00:28:06,759 --> 00:28:07,640
Booker from behind.

488
00:28:07,759 --> 00:28:09,200
Speaker 2: How is that possible?

489
00:28:09,240 --> 00:28:12,440
Speaker 1: They're planting the seed. So Sean Stasiac versus Booker is

490
00:28:12,440 --> 00:28:15,599
a world title fe on this show. That doesn't happen.

491
00:28:19,880 --> 00:28:21,000
They could have Tony, but.

492
00:28:21,960 --> 00:28:25,079
Speaker 2: No, I don't think so.

493
00:28:25,079 --> 00:28:28,599
Speaker 1: So Kat grabs a chair from outside as Booker fights back,

494
00:28:28,720 --> 00:28:35,000
hits an axe kick on Sean Marsha. Booker hits Staysac

495
00:28:35,079 --> 00:28:37,480
with a chair, but Cat then hits a cartwheel kick

496
00:28:37,519 --> 00:28:40,359
to the chair Booker is holding at his head and

497
00:28:40,400 --> 00:28:44,279
then beats him. So the Misfits and Action are here.

498
00:28:44,839 --> 00:28:49,680
Thank god you guys like these guys.

499
00:28:52,440 --> 00:28:55,200
Speaker 2: Sean, stays Ac and Cat are stomping out Booker miss

500
00:28:55,279 --> 00:28:59,119
fitson Action hit the Ring. Major Guns comes out long

501
00:28:59,200 --> 00:29:04,279
after them for some reason, and Mark Mannon goes, ah.

502
00:29:02,799 --> 00:29:05,640
Speaker 1: I don't know what he was doing, screaming about he

503
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:08,160
does the lawlors scream, but in a deep voice instead

504
00:29:08,160 --> 00:29:19,559
of the high pitched voice. So Bischoff says that they

505
00:29:19,599 --> 00:29:22,559
all just made a mistake. Everyone in the Ring m

506
00:29:22,599 --> 00:29:24,960
I a Booker. They're all looking at Bischoff on the ramp,

507
00:29:25,000 --> 00:29:27,559
talking which is like half the show is everyone looking

508
00:29:27,599 --> 00:29:29,960
at the ramp, looking at Bischoff of Russo talking.

509
00:29:30,160 --> 00:29:31,839
Speaker 2: Or Shane Douglas for some reason.

510
00:29:31,960 --> 00:29:34,200
Speaker 1: Yeah, Shane Douglas up there with the new Blood. This

511
00:29:34,279 --> 00:29:36,119
is the new Blood in general is on the on

512
00:29:36,160 --> 00:29:36,960
the ramp.

513
00:29:39,039 --> 00:29:40,839
Speaker 2: Just staking on the ramp, just in case they have

514
00:29:40,960 --> 00:29:42,079
something to say.

515
00:29:42,519 --> 00:29:46,440
Speaker 1: So Bischoff just says, hey, like, let's just let's kill

516
00:29:46,440 --> 00:29:49,079
the storyline. Guys, if you guys don't mind, you made

517
00:29:49,119 --> 00:29:49,599
a mistake.

518
00:29:50,079 --> 00:29:50,839
Speaker 4: I made a mistake.

519
00:29:50,960 --> 00:29:53,279
Speaker 1: Let's just go ahead and just do something else.

520
00:29:55,200 --> 00:29:57,240
Speaker 2: I just had off the phone and like we're gonna

521
00:29:57,279 --> 00:29:59,079
be doing something else by anyway.

522
00:29:58,920 --> 00:30:01,480
Speaker 1: Guys, it's ad. So if you guys would like to

523
00:30:01,519 --> 00:30:04,599
go ahead and just try something else, like please, I'm

524
00:30:04,599 --> 00:30:05,440
begging you.

525
00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:07,960
Speaker 2: Something went wrong.

526
00:30:08,640 --> 00:30:11,240
Speaker 4: We're giving Booker the belt anyway, so like this none

527
00:30:11,279 --> 00:30:11,960
of this matters.

528
00:30:12,160 --> 00:30:13,519
Speaker 1: I mean, we got to give it to somebody, and

529
00:30:13,599 --> 00:30:16,200
we're not giving it to Chavo Guerrera. I see you looking, hey,

530
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:21,480
and ain't gonna be they gonna be just say no.

531
00:30:22,960 --> 00:30:25,200
Speaker 2: Yeah, he says, hey, you guys should just join the

532
00:30:25,519 --> 00:30:26,039
new Blood.

533
00:30:26,519 --> 00:30:29,799
Speaker 1: So Booker and am I into a huddle, and then

534
00:30:29,920 --> 00:30:32,480
general erection. Why is he getting my time?

535
00:30:32,799 --> 00:30:33,680
Speaker 2: He grabs the mic.

536
00:30:35,559 --> 00:30:43,759
Speaker 1: He grabs the micro says hey Eric, and Eric says.

537
00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:47,079
Speaker 4: He does not give him funk about what General Penis say.

538
00:30:55,839 --> 00:31:03,599
Speaker 2: You don't have to answer, like you know, sunk on

539
00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:04,079
his face.

540
00:31:04,119 --> 00:31:08,759
Speaker 1: Average ially cares on him but not being on It

541
00:31:08,799 --> 00:31:19,519
was so funny. It's just General Erection, Hey Eric, It actually.

542
00:31:19,519 --> 00:31:22,319
Speaker 2: Like st like Joe Wrench kind of gets fucked up

543
00:31:22,359 --> 00:31:25,440
for a second because of it. Well, thankfully j Erection

544
00:31:25,559 --> 00:31:26,160
has something to.

545
00:31:26,119 --> 00:31:28,720
Speaker 1: Say, kiss our ass.

546
00:31:30,559 --> 00:31:33,839
Speaker 2: We got three words for you, kiss r as. And

547
00:31:33,880 --> 00:31:37,039
then it cuts the Bischoff who's not impressed. And then

548
00:31:37,079 --> 00:31:39,039
it cuts back to the ring where Major Guns is

549
00:31:39,039 --> 00:31:43,079
pulling her whole ass and General Erection is going he's

550
00:31:43,119 --> 00:31:50,079
behind her off, Mike going ye, he's fist bumping at

551
00:31:50,119 --> 00:31:59,720
the ground whole And then Eric Bischoff says, all right,

552
00:31:59,759 --> 00:32:03,799
you just signed your death warrant. We're gonna kill Major Guns.

553
00:32:04,559 --> 00:32:05,599
Speaker 1: Sit there to Canada.

554
00:32:05,759 --> 00:32:11,759
Speaker 4: Now you just pointed Javo, you have decided your death Wornava.

555
00:32:15,480 --> 00:32:16,839
Speaker 2: Java hasn't done anything.

556
00:32:18,640 --> 00:32:27,279
Speaker 4: Java, your dad, there's no there's no job for you Java.

557
00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:35,079
Major Guns shows her a whole ass. Bishop says Java, chaba,

558
00:32:35,240 --> 00:32:37,480
you're done. You decide your death word.

559
00:32:39,079 --> 00:32:42,880
Speaker 1: Chavo, care you decide your death work as Soom said

560
00:32:42,880 --> 00:32:45,039
on Shava you talking about me in all years?

561
00:32:45,480 --> 00:32:51,119
Speaker 4: Yes, don't even think about DNA because yours as fired

562
00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:51,680
there too.

563
00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:53,279
Speaker 2: I'll follow you there.

564
00:32:54,519 --> 00:32:56,599
Speaker 4: I'm killing you that briefcase, Shavo.

565
00:32:56,680 --> 00:33:00,559
Speaker 1: I will be in every single company you're in at

566
00:33:00,599 --> 00:33:05,160
the exact time you're there for the rest of your life.

567
00:33:06,359 --> 00:33:10,119
Speaker 4: True. Oh my god, I see that you will never

568
00:33:10,279 --> 00:33:11,039
work again.

569
00:33:11,759 --> 00:33:17,160
Speaker 1: Drops down to his knees. Repicide Major Gun's ass Eric

570
00:33:17,440 --> 00:33:26,440
drops his knees on the stage. So we go backstage. Sting, Luger,

571
00:33:26,559 --> 00:33:30,240
d DP and Hogan have put up in a lemma.

572
00:33:30,839 --> 00:33:33,839
Speaker 2: And they get out of it together and Hogan comes

573
00:33:33,839 --> 00:33:36,359
around the side and he says, hey, seems like Nash

574
00:33:36,480 --> 00:33:39,720
is late again. And Sting in full Sting outfit and

575
00:33:39,759 --> 00:33:42,160
face paint everything trench coat looks over and Hogan says,

576
00:33:42,440 --> 00:33:45,680
that's his gimmick. That's his gizimmick.

577
00:33:50,079 --> 00:33:54,839
Speaker 1: Sting has to like Sting has to like get away

578
00:33:54,839 --> 00:33:58,319
from these guys. You never know, he can't, he can't

579
00:33:58,359 --> 00:34:01,519
be near these guys, dude, like.

580
00:34:00,640 --> 00:34:02,359
Speaker 2: Like you know, they were talking in the car and

581
00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,200
they said it'd be funny.

582
00:34:03,480 --> 00:34:06,680
Speaker 4: If you said, yeah, around holding too long, he's got

583
00:34:06,680 --> 00:34:07,799
to get away from the brother, you.

584
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:10,199
Speaker 1: Should say, gizmic, dude, this should be funny to me.

585
00:34:12,760 --> 00:34:14,039
Speaker 2: Was super into it too.

586
00:34:14,400 --> 00:34:18,039
Speaker 4: Yeah it's crazy. Okay, So like they do this to

587
00:34:18,119 --> 00:34:21,440
explain Kevin Nash later, you know, like that's the russo

588
00:34:21,519 --> 00:34:24,480
what like everything needs an explanation for like they have

589
00:34:24,559 --> 00:34:26,159
to like plant the seed.

590
00:34:26,159 --> 00:34:31,719
Speaker 2: All the time here, bro oh because it's just gizimic, right,

591
00:34:31,760 --> 00:34:32,280
I doubt.

592
00:34:33,719 --> 00:34:36,719
Speaker 1: You know what's funny because I feel like over the

593
00:34:37,400 --> 00:34:39,519
I've watched thing a lot in my life, like T

594
00:34:39,679 --> 00:34:43,480
and A Sting. I've seen sing a lot. Yeah, A,

595
00:34:45,440 --> 00:34:47,440
this might just be what Sting is. Like Sting might

596
00:34:47,480 --> 00:34:48,079
have just pitched this.

597
00:34:48,239 --> 00:34:48,840
Speaker 2: I feel like.

598
00:34:50,960 --> 00:34:53,760
Speaker 1: Said, I want to say gizic. I'll be honest, like

599
00:34:54,039 --> 00:34:55,320
I kind of think you wanted to.

600
00:34:55,639 --> 00:34:57,760
Speaker 2: Yeah, you know what I mean? He could be brother out.

601
00:34:57,960 --> 00:35:01,519
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. Bischoff meets with Booker and m

602
00:35:01,559 --> 00:35:04,679
i A and fires Booker T.

603
00:35:05,199 --> 00:35:07,559
Speaker 2: Bischoff is in the back and he said he runs

604
00:35:07,599 --> 00:35:09,199
into Booker in the mi N. He says, nice little

605
00:35:09,239 --> 00:35:10,880
move in the ring. There are trying to embarrass me

606
00:35:10,920 --> 00:35:12,639
on my own show. I can't fire the rest of

607
00:35:12,679 --> 00:35:14,679
the misfits because we got plans for them, because you know,

608
00:35:14,719 --> 00:35:16,639
of course they had plans for the rest of the night.

609
00:35:16,840 --> 00:35:18,360
But you, on the other hand, there's no plans for

610
00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:23,199
them on this show. I definitely could have just fired them.

611
00:35:23,719 --> 00:35:24,840
They don't do anything here.

612
00:35:25,239 --> 00:35:26,719
Speaker 4: We got locked plans for a brother.

613
00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,039
Speaker 2: But you, on the other hand, you're unemployed and drew

614
00:35:29,079 --> 00:35:31,440
your time off. You're fired. And m I N. Booker

615
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:34,119
all flipping out Bischoff's back and away saying, now enjoy

616
00:35:34,159 --> 00:35:36,320
your time off. You're fired. M I N. Booker are

617
00:35:36,400 --> 00:35:39,320
yelling at him. He comes back into frames super close

618
00:35:39,360 --> 00:35:41,480
with a shitty big smile and says, touch me and

619
00:35:41,519 --> 00:35:46,000
I'll see you. He runs away.

620
00:35:47,719 --> 00:35:50,119
Speaker 4: The general rections screen at the top of his lugsaid

621
00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:51,119
what did he do wrong?

622
00:35:51,679 --> 00:35:52,239
Speaker 1: What did he do?

623
00:35:52,719 --> 00:35:54,519
Speaker 4: That's what I was wondered, What the hell did Booker

624
00:35:54,519 --> 00:35:56,679
do wrong to get fired? Don't even do anything wrong?

625
00:35:56,840 --> 00:35:59,320
Speaker 2: Touch me and I'll see you.

626
00:36:00,320 --> 00:36:03,039
Speaker 1: The entirety of w c W was like who can

627
00:36:03,119 --> 00:36:06,159
get up on each other? The most like that was

628
00:36:06,599 --> 00:36:09,800
that was like, yeah, did not.

629
00:36:09,679 --> 00:36:14,119
Speaker 4: Like shot get over Like I'm gonna get one up

630
00:36:14,119 --> 00:36:14,360
on you?

631
00:36:14,519 --> 00:36:14,760
Speaker 2: Yeah?

632
00:36:14,840 --> 00:36:18,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, Like they probably just said Booker and Bischoff and

633
00:36:18,199 --> 00:36:20,599
m I A meet here. Booker's gonna get fired. And

634
00:36:20,599 --> 00:36:24,039
then they just said, all right, just do whatever. Yeah,

635
00:36:24,320 --> 00:36:26,280
live this out. I touched.

636
00:36:29,400 --> 00:36:34,480
Speaker 4: Somebody, stop me smoking.

637
00:36:35,119 --> 00:36:37,679
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like, I didn't think about this part until I

638
00:36:37,719 --> 00:36:41,000
came back to it. Now. His excuse for not firing

639
00:36:41,039 --> 00:36:42,800
the n I A because they had plans for them.

640
00:36:43,159 --> 00:36:45,400
Literally nothing happens to the m I A. Dude.

641
00:36:45,480 --> 00:36:49,880
Speaker 1: I also love how like we had like a ten

642
00:36:49,920 --> 00:36:52,559
to fifteen minute Booker T and Kat thing with Eric

643
00:36:52,559 --> 00:36:55,400
Bischoff who had a live mic on the ramp by himself,

644
00:36:55,880 --> 00:36:58,119
and it's like he forgot to fire Booker T while

645
00:36:58,159 --> 00:37:00,400
he was standing out there, so he just wait until

646
00:37:00,440 --> 00:37:04,119
he got backstage and fired him. So we go backstage again.

647
00:37:04,199 --> 00:37:07,760
We are at the funeral of Rick Flair, and uh,

648
00:37:07,800 --> 00:37:10,920
there is a Rick Flair robe attached to a very

649
00:37:11,239 --> 00:37:14,119
very large nose in a casket.

650
00:37:14,400 --> 00:37:17,320
Speaker 2: It's a gigantic fucking nose, and like I don't I mean,

651
00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,360
like I guess I never made the connection that Flair

652
00:37:19,360 --> 00:37:21,159
and it's a fucking big nose, but they seem to

653
00:37:21,159 --> 00:37:23,440
make they make it a huge nose.

654
00:37:23,440 --> 00:37:24,119
Speaker 4: He's all nose.

655
00:37:24,199 --> 00:37:28,079
Speaker 2: Actually his thing here. Yo, this is literally all nose. Yeah.

656
00:37:28,239 --> 00:37:31,079
So it's Russo and uh miss Elizabeth backstage standing in there.

657
00:37:31,400 --> 00:37:33,400
Speaker 1: You know they made that nosey.

658
00:37:34,519 --> 00:37:36,159
Speaker 2: They took it off a Flair. What are you talking about?

659
00:37:37,440 --> 00:37:40,480
He's a latch and his nose he had a branda heurism.

660
00:37:40,559 --> 00:37:43,480
He's dead, not fuck. They took his nose in his

661
00:37:43,599 --> 00:37:47,519
robe and his watch. Jeff walks up and Rusu says, Jeff, why,

662
00:37:47,760 --> 00:37:50,159
and Jared says, I'll tell you why, because that man

663
00:37:50,280 --> 00:37:53,280
was too damn old, And Russo stops crying and says, oh, yeah,

664
00:37:53,280 --> 00:37:55,840
that's right. He was way too old.

665
00:37:56,719 --> 00:38:00,559
Speaker 1: I'll tell you why, because he's too damn old. Right, yeah,

666
00:38:00,760 --> 00:38:01,239
that's right.

667
00:38:01,760 --> 00:38:04,719
Speaker 2: And then I couldn't believe. Russo turns aside and the

668
00:38:04,719 --> 00:38:06,920
camera goes with him and Shane fucking Douglass is here

669
00:38:06,920 --> 00:38:09,199
for the Rick Flair funeral, because of course he is.

670
00:38:09,920 --> 00:38:12,599
I'm stock they didn't have him do more like pissing

671
00:38:12,639 --> 00:38:14,079
in the casket or somewhere.

672
00:38:13,920 --> 00:38:16,119
Speaker 4: Do what I was just thinking him pissing in the cask.

673
00:38:16,159 --> 00:38:18,079
It would have been nah funny deck Flair.

674
00:38:18,679 --> 00:38:25,199
Speaker 2: Yeah against shipping there. Why don't you just.

675
00:38:25,199 --> 00:38:26,239
Speaker 1: Worry about having a good match?

676
00:38:26,280 --> 00:38:30,719
Speaker 2: With him about Russo, how about I franchised this goddamn casket.

677
00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,400
Speaker 1: How about you have a good match, boll.

678
00:38:33,519 --> 00:38:36,079
Speaker 2: So, Daffy and Crowbar are also fighting over the cruiseweight

679
00:38:36,119 --> 00:38:39,199
title that they both are holding because they both want it.

680
00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:42,199
We'll explain that later. Russo says, hey, you two show

681
00:38:42,280 --> 00:38:45,199
some respect. We're here to bury a man's career, of course,

682
00:38:45,360 --> 00:38:47,119
and crow Bar said she won't give me my belt back.

683
00:38:47,239 --> 00:38:49,360
Speaker 1: Vince, Oh, he says Vince. I thought he said she

684
00:38:49,400 --> 00:38:53,920
won't give me my belt. Bag bitch was like to Russo,

685
00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:55,000
I thought he said.

686
00:38:54,719 --> 00:38:58,920
Speaker 2: That tell out of you, bro. That's funny and shit.

687
00:38:59,000 --> 00:38:59,880
I like that one better.

688
00:39:00,360 --> 00:39:03,480
Speaker 1: Terry Taylor and Rick Flair's twelve year old son, Reed

689
00:39:03,559 --> 00:39:05,559
Flair have pulled up in an expedition.

690
00:39:07,920 --> 00:39:12,119
Speaker 4: Dude, they get out, they get out, and they go

691
00:39:12,199 --> 00:39:15,440
it's Terry Taylor and it's Terry Taylor. Oh my god,

692
00:39:17,639 --> 00:39:21,400
Reed Flip, I was like, what are they so talking about?

693
00:39:21,440 --> 00:39:24,559
Speaker 1: Oh my god, grand Ord will be the twenty four

694
00:39:24,639 --> 00:39:31,800
year olds, he said, so w C W. Nitro is

695
00:39:31,840 --> 00:39:34,199
brought to you by emin MS. They melt in your mouth,

696
00:39:34,320 --> 00:39:37,000
not in your hand. That is a promise they can't

697
00:39:37,079 --> 00:39:39,239
keep I'm gonna have to tell you boys that the

698
00:39:39,480 --> 00:39:41,320
it's like dairy Queen with the ice cream. Hold it

699
00:39:41,360 --> 00:39:43,360
upside down or it's free. Okay, I'm gonna hold it

700
00:39:43,400 --> 00:39:45,920
upside down then, and you're gonna watch me do it.

701
00:39:49,039 --> 00:39:50,239
I'm getting this for free.

702
00:39:50,519 --> 00:39:51,280
Speaker 2: Hell yeah, dude.

703
00:39:51,280 --> 00:39:53,760
Speaker 4: When they when they showed this eminem sting, there was

704
00:39:53,800 --> 00:39:55,960
a circle cage above the ring, and I said, what

705
00:39:56,000 --> 00:39:58,480
the fuck is that thing? It was like the background.

706
00:39:58,599 --> 00:40:04,880
Speaker 1: I knew what it was. Knew it was the asylum cage.

707
00:40:02,239 --> 00:40:03,000
No way, you.

708
00:40:08,000 --> 00:40:11,079
Speaker 4: Can't gass like me. Fuck you, I said, that is

709
00:40:11,119 --> 00:40:24,199
the Scott work, Rick, damn not your gizmic. Okay, you

710
00:40:24,239 --> 00:40:27,280
didn't know, You had no idea what it was.

711
00:40:28,639 --> 00:40:31,239
Speaker 2: I saw that was Tony. I saw it in the

712
00:40:31,280 --> 00:40:33,280
intro when they showed the overhead shot of the pyro

713
00:40:33,360 --> 00:40:35,280
and I was like, oh, this is a weird thing here.

714
00:40:35,559 --> 00:40:37,760
And then I said, oh, this must be Scott Steiner's

715
00:40:38,119 --> 00:40:38,559
this guy.

716
00:40:39,840 --> 00:40:46,360
Speaker 4: This guy, No men, he faces Rick Steiner and take

717
00:40:46,400 --> 00:40:50,519
out of this thing. No, absolutely not.

718
00:40:50,960 --> 00:40:53,480
Speaker 1: So we head to the commentary table and Mark Madden,

719
00:40:53,559 --> 00:41:05,159
Tony Shiavanni, and Scott Hudson say that's the asylum cage. Uh,

720
00:41:00,320 --> 00:41:07,119
that is I thought we announced it online before this.

721
00:41:08,119 --> 00:41:19,320
Speaker 4: None minutes before the show started, commentary table Mark Madden

722
00:41:19,440 --> 00:41:22,920
is crying over Rick Flair's brain aneurysm death.

723
00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:25,400
Speaker 2: Dude, Tony Shavanni literally says we already had a firing

724
00:41:25,440 --> 00:41:27,360
within the first fifteen minutes of the show. What else,

725
00:41:27,880 --> 00:41:30,360
and Scott says, well, Terry Funk's retiring tonight.

726
00:41:32,480 --> 00:41:35,960
Speaker 1: Tony Schavanni shows a press conference where Terry Funk announced

727
00:41:36,440 --> 00:41:39,400
an announcement which is the most Terry Funk thing ever.

728
00:41:39,599 --> 00:41:41,800
Speaker 2: That is awesome. Yeah, he's gonna make the biggest announcement

729
00:41:41,840 --> 00:41:43,679
he ever made here tonight. And they're all implying that

730
00:41:43,840 --> 00:41:44,760
is his retirement.

731
00:41:45,440 --> 00:41:53,000
Speaker 1: So we have a Daphne town hall. Daphne pinned Tammy.

732
00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:56,559
Speaker 2: So it was a mixed tag match for the Cruiserweight title.

733
00:41:56,800 --> 00:41:58,920
Speaker 1: Right, Candido was the champion.

734
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:02,599
Speaker 2: Maybe I think that's right, And Daphne pinned Tammer and

735
00:42:03,239 --> 00:42:05,679
she thinks that she's the rightful champion and grow Bar

736
00:42:05,760 --> 00:42:08,280
thinks that he is the champion, and she calls out Crowbar.

737
00:42:08,360 --> 00:42:10,280
She says, this is ridiculous. You're acting like a big baby,

738
00:42:10,559 --> 00:42:12,199
So come out here and we'll sell this like two

739
00:42:12,239 --> 00:42:14,840
mature adults. So crow Bar does come out, and then

740
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:17,239
the bell rings and Crowbar and Daphnie then begin to

741
00:42:17,239 --> 00:42:20,320
thumb wrestle, and Scott Hudson, watching them thumb wrestling, says,

742
00:42:20,599 --> 00:42:22,360
what is his thumb wrestling?

743
00:42:22,519 --> 00:42:25,320
Speaker 1: No, this is the asylum cage with Scott startling Rickstar.

744
00:42:26,719 --> 00:42:29,840
Speaker 2: No. As we all know.

745
00:42:33,199 --> 00:42:36,920
Speaker 1: I don't recall Daphne talking very much in w c W.

746
00:42:37,360 --> 00:42:38,920
Speaker 2: I remember, Yeah, she just did screaming.

747
00:42:39,159 --> 00:42:42,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, let alone a promo, and I was surprised

748
00:42:42,719 --> 00:42:44,960
at how just kind of normal is she talked.

749
00:42:45,719 --> 00:42:48,119
Speaker 2: Yeah, this was like a regular person. I don't know

750
00:42:48,119 --> 00:42:50,440
if they didn't tell her like, hey, you shouldn't that

751
00:42:50,559 --> 00:42:52,280
crazy out here, which is nuts because it's like her

752
00:42:52,320 --> 00:42:52,719
whole thing.

753
00:42:53,159 --> 00:42:58,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, she seemed very nice. Yeah, that's what I got

754
00:42:58,039 --> 00:42:59,880
from this. I was like, Wow, she seems very nice.

755
00:43:00,199 --> 00:43:02,119
I can see how, like, you know, you would come

756
00:43:02,159 --> 00:43:04,440
to conclusion she's a cruiseweight champ. She seems like she

757
00:43:04,480 --> 00:43:06,960
has a very level head on her.

758
00:43:08,239 --> 00:43:11,199
Speaker 2: She won the title. That's not I think, for of

759
00:43:11,280 --> 00:43:12,920
course she beat that skank.

760
00:43:13,079 --> 00:43:20,519
Speaker 1: Yeah, Chris Candido. So Daphne versus Crowbar Cruiserweight title is

761
00:43:20,559 --> 00:43:22,840
on the line, so they thumb Russell when they play

762
00:43:22,920 --> 00:43:25,320
Rock Paper Scissors and then they lock up, and Mark

763
00:43:25,360 --> 00:43:30,239
Madden says that this is like thes O'Connor two. I

764
00:43:30,320 --> 00:43:33,559
just want to remind everyone how revered the cruiseweight division

765
00:43:33,639 --> 00:43:34,559
was here on the show one.

766
00:43:34,719 --> 00:43:37,800
Speaker 2: Oh my god, it was like the thing to talk about.

767
00:43:38,440 --> 00:43:41,639
Speaker 1: Yeah, this ship's dead. Miss Hancock is here to take

768
00:43:41,679 --> 00:43:46,679
notes on this match. I'm not sure there, well, she

769
00:43:46,719 --> 00:43:47,639
could be right in here.

770
00:43:47,719 --> 00:43:50,760
Speaker 4: She's scouting talent. Here is a talent scouting.

771
00:43:51,760 --> 00:43:53,280
Speaker 2: I need to get out of here quick.

772
00:43:54,679 --> 00:43:56,679
Speaker 4: How do I get out of this company right now?

773
00:43:57,599 --> 00:44:01,440
Speaker 1: Crowbar was going for a Frankensteiner, uh, but decides not

774
00:44:01,559 --> 00:44:04,039
to do it, which would have been fucking nuts by

775
00:44:04,039 --> 00:44:06,760
the way, Yeah, because that's Daphne's finisher.

776
00:44:07,079 --> 00:44:09,199
Speaker 2: What screamer? Of course.

777
00:44:09,880 --> 00:44:13,559
Speaker 1: Daphne, of course, then gives Crowbar an atomic Weggie.

778
00:44:13,320 --> 00:44:19,960
Speaker 2: Atomic Weggie, atomic weggie. Ah, screaming like he might be

779
00:44:20,000 --> 00:44:23,199
the worst, Like he might be genuinely the worst.

780
00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:26,119
Speaker 1: So Daphne gives Crowbar an atomic Weggie and then hits

781
00:44:26,159 --> 00:44:31,039
the Frankin Screamer for a two. Yes, Tony Shiavanni confirms

782
00:44:31,079 --> 00:44:34,480
here that yes, indeed, this is for the Cruiserweight title.

783
00:44:34,960 --> 00:44:36,760
Speaker 2: Just because you just tuned in.

784
00:44:37,039 --> 00:44:40,679
Speaker 1: Crowbar hits a splash from the apron in, but now

785
00:44:40,800 --> 00:44:44,519
Chris Candido is here, damnit, and glombs him from behind.

786
00:44:45,559 --> 00:44:51,159
Every single match will have a man being glomb from behind.

787
00:44:53,440 --> 00:45:00,360
Tammy is here, damn it, damn he running soa he

788
00:45:00,400 --> 00:45:05,440
does a double team with Chris Candido, but Crowbar decides

789
00:45:05,519 --> 00:45:09,519
he's just not gonna take that and takes down Candido instead.

790
00:45:09,920 --> 00:45:13,119
Speaker 2: Probably didn't trust that Tammy would take a clothesline properly

791
00:45:13,159 --> 00:45:15,239
here and not fucking break her deck, so he just

792
00:45:15,239 --> 00:45:18,480
didn't even bother with that, and Daphnie spears tammer uh.

793
00:45:18,840 --> 00:45:23,679
And then then Crowbar hits a huge release German zooplex

794
00:45:23,719 --> 00:45:26,199
on Chris Candido and just fucking annihilates them.

795
00:45:26,280 --> 00:45:32,239
Speaker 1: Dude, I genuinely couldn't stand watching the like second half

796
00:45:32,239 --> 00:45:34,960
of this segment because it made me think, like how

797
00:45:35,000 --> 00:45:38,400
awesome Candido and Crowbar in an actual feud would have been.

798
00:45:38,800 --> 00:45:41,960
Speaker 2: I know, I know, man like these guys like would

799
00:45:41,960 --> 00:45:45,079
have fucking put on a for the Cruiserway title too.

800
00:45:45,119 --> 00:45:48,679
Speaker 1: Like I think Candido was like twenty eight here. That's

801
00:45:48,719 --> 00:45:53,119
fucking begging for a push, just begging for one anything,

802
00:45:53,519 --> 00:45:56,159
and like Crowbar was ready to go, he was ready

803
00:45:56,159 --> 00:46:01,119
to work. Candido here is taking released German soup plexes

804
00:46:01,159 --> 00:46:03,760
and shit, I mean like he is, like, legit, this

805
00:46:03,800 --> 00:46:06,559
would have been awesome, but instead, like we have to

806
00:46:06,559 --> 00:46:11,440
have this story driven fucking like forty person Like it's

807
00:46:11,719 --> 00:46:14,800
everything on the show is forty fucking people involved with

808
00:46:15,000 --> 00:46:17,960
ninety fucking swerves, and it's just like, damn, what if

809
00:46:17,960 --> 00:46:19,920
this was what if you gave eight minutes tonight that

810
00:46:20,039 --> 00:46:24,519
Chris Candido and the crowbar right, And it's just so simple.

811
00:46:24,559 --> 00:46:26,159
Wrestling is not difficult.

812
00:46:26,199 --> 00:46:28,639
Speaker 4: I don't think, dude, no, just go out and have

813
00:46:28,679 --> 00:46:29,639
a good match. Why not?

814
00:46:29,840 --> 00:46:32,920
Speaker 1: Yeah, So Tammy is now in here and goes to

815
00:46:32,920 --> 00:46:38,000
swing a chair at Daphne, but Crowbar stops her. Candido

816
00:46:38,039 --> 00:46:41,440
then hits a missile drop kick to the chair on Crowbar.

817
00:46:42,239 --> 00:46:43,519
Speaker 2: That's not even the craziest part.

818
00:46:44,079 --> 00:46:49,400
Speaker 1: No, it's not. Because Candido then loads crowbar up and

819
00:46:49,519 --> 00:46:51,639
hits an oen driver on the chair.

820
00:46:52,360 --> 00:46:55,639
Speaker 2: I like, I was like, Oh, he's gonna fucking hit

821
00:46:55,679 --> 00:46:58,400
That's incredible, but like, because why the fuck wouldn't he?

822
00:46:58,840 --> 00:47:01,679
And no, he in Driver's crowbar onto a chair and

823
00:47:01,679 --> 00:47:05,039
I said, wow, like, this dude is fucking awesome. Not

824
00:47:05,079 --> 00:47:07,000
only is this dude awesome, Crowbar as sick as fuck

825
00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:09,400
for like, I bet it could have been Krowbar's idea,

826
00:47:09,440 --> 00:47:12,400
you should Owen drive Verbie onto a chair, and he said, okay, cool, Yeah,

827
00:47:12,440 --> 00:47:12,840
we'll do that.

828
00:47:13,079 --> 00:47:16,880
Speaker 1: Daphne checks on Crowbar after getting Owen Drivered on the chair.

829
00:47:17,360 --> 00:47:20,320
Speaker 2: Yes, She's like, Crowbar is on his back and Daphne's like,

830
00:47:20,320 --> 00:47:22,880
you know, you know, checking on, like holding his head.

831
00:47:22,679 --> 00:47:25,880
Speaker 1: And all, yeah, holding his head, hands on his head.

832
00:47:26,360 --> 00:47:29,559
And the ref then slides over and counts that as

833
00:47:29,559 --> 00:47:33,400
a pin and Daphne wins the cruiseweight title.

834
00:47:33,639 --> 00:47:35,840
Speaker 2: She wins the cruiseweight title and that, And as I

835
00:47:35,880 --> 00:47:38,599
wrote here, I said, why did the ref? Why was

836
00:47:38,639 --> 00:47:40,760
the ref cool with it? He watched like he wasn't bumped.

837
00:47:40,760 --> 00:47:43,760
He watched all of this. This is explained later, which

838
00:47:44,280 --> 00:47:45,519
it is fucking insane.

839
00:47:45,599 --> 00:47:47,519
Speaker 1: I've never heard it explained until tonight.

840
00:47:47,960 --> 00:47:49,519
Speaker 2: No. I don't think I have either. If I did,

841
00:47:49,559 --> 00:47:51,400
I just wasn't paying attention because I was like, I

842
00:47:51,519 --> 00:47:52,000
just took.

843
00:47:51,840 --> 00:47:55,119
Speaker 1: It as it was right and just assumed like, okay,

844
00:47:55,159 --> 00:47:57,400
well all the matches must be like nod q now

845
00:47:57,480 --> 00:48:00,199
because kids just not paying attention to it. I just

846
00:48:00,199 --> 00:48:02,760
don't care. Yeah, right, but I've never actually heard it

847
00:48:02,800 --> 00:48:05,480
verbalized on the show. But it actually is verbalized later. Yeah,

848
00:48:05,760 --> 00:48:07,679
and we'll talk about it because I wrote down here,

849
00:48:07,719 --> 00:48:10,000
sh It's just fucking happening, Like, how is this happened?

850
00:48:10,880 --> 00:48:13,599
The rats just watched Candido coming to hit an Owen

851
00:48:13,679 --> 00:48:18,079
driver on the chair. The rat just watched it.

852
00:48:18,480 --> 00:48:20,000
Speaker 4: I think at one point on Comfort they say it's

853
00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:23,000
ref's discretion here, but I don't. They don't explain it.

854
00:48:23,039 --> 00:48:24,679
Speaker 1: They just how far does he have to take this?

855
00:48:24,760 --> 00:48:25,480
And Owen.

856
00:48:27,519 --> 00:48:30,159
Speaker 2: Like literally as the Maybe he needs martial arts weapons.

857
00:48:30,159 --> 00:48:31,079
Maybe that'll be enough.

858
00:48:31,440 --> 00:48:34,920
Speaker 1: So Tory Wilson is backstage massaging Horace Hogan on the

859
00:48:35,000 --> 00:48:35,480
Good Caam.

860
00:48:36,079 --> 00:48:40,559
Speaker 4: What that is the craziest sense of all. Tory Wilson

861
00:48:40,599 --> 00:48:44,039
is giving Horace Hogan a massage on the kid cam.

862
00:48:44,239 --> 00:48:47,199
Speaker 2: They're legit in the hallway, Tony like on a massage table.

863
00:48:47,239 --> 00:48:51,119
She's mounting him backstyle, rubbing his bald ass head.

864
00:48:51,559 --> 00:48:54,320
Speaker 1: Does does Billy Kidman not control the kid cam?

865
00:48:54,440 --> 00:48:55,119
Speaker 2: I think he does.

866
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:58,800
Speaker 4: I think, yeah, yeah, I know what he's saying that James,

867
00:48:58,840 --> 00:49:01,440
but I think I think it is his camera.

868
00:49:02,280 --> 00:49:05,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, but like he like barges into the office and

869
00:49:05,400 --> 00:49:07,360
he's like, where the fuck is Horace?

870
00:49:07,800 --> 00:49:10,519
Speaker 4: What do you mean? Yes, yes, that's what happens. Yes,

871
00:49:11,519 --> 00:49:13,800
but it's his camera. I think they even say a commentary, Oh,

872
00:49:13,920 --> 00:49:16,480
this Kidman's kid cam, Billy Kidmen's kid cam.

873
00:49:16,639 --> 00:49:18,840
Speaker 2: Okay, yeah, there's no explanation. That was fucking stupid.

874
00:49:19,039 --> 00:49:22,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, so there's a kidcam shot here. We go to

875
00:49:22,159 --> 00:49:25,519
a Booker segment and then we go into Kidman being

876
00:49:25,559 --> 00:49:29,159
pissed off and asking where Horace says when he recorded this.

877
00:49:29,559 --> 00:49:31,480
Speaker 2: He watched them do it, and he said what's going on?

878
00:49:32,119 --> 00:49:33,920
And they said, what are you talking about.

879
00:49:36,559 --> 00:49:39,679
Speaker 1: That's another example of them loving to do the segment

880
00:49:39,800 --> 00:49:43,199
segment segment where it's like this is a this is

881
00:49:43,280 --> 00:49:45,800
Billy Kidman segment. We'll go do another one. We'll come

882
00:49:45,840 --> 00:49:47,800
back to Billy Kidman. That's what they kind of that's

883
00:49:47,800 --> 00:49:48,360
like the formula.

884
00:49:48,480 --> 00:49:51,719
Speaker 4: Like Kim wasn't actually there filming actually with the kid caam,

885
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:53,679
so he didn't know that segment probably even aired, so

886
00:49:53,719 --> 00:49:55,280
he was like where is he?

887
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,800
Speaker 1: Was it not happening in real time?

888
00:49:57,239 --> 00:50:00,519
Speaker 4: I mean, Kidman didn't film like that kid cam segment.

889
00:50:00,519 --> 00:50:02,480
You know, he probably wasn't actually filming it for real,

890
00:50:02,559 --> 00:50:03,000
so like.

891
00:50:03,039 --> 00:50:04,880
Speaker 2: They never say that though, and why would it not

892
00:50:04,920 --> 00:50:06,519
be so someone else was doing it?

893
00:50:06,559 --> 00:50:11,119
Speaker 1: Who was it? It was probably Java, that little freaking freak. Yeah,

894
00:50:11,119 --> 00:50:12,559
go ahead and givehim out this fucking comedy.

895
00:50:16,519 --> 00:50:18,519
Speaker 2: So yeah, m I A are following Booker as he

896
00:50:18,599 --> 00:50:20,519
leaves the building with his gear because he got fired,

897
00:50:20,880 --> 00:50:22,960
and General Erection says, what are you gonna do? And

898
00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:25,719
Booker says, capt'n I got a plan. Stay tuned next week.

899
00:50:25,880 --> 00:50:29,400
Just stay tuned next week. Please stay tuned the next week.

900
00:50:29,440 --> 00:50:31,480
Please watch the show next week. I need you to

901
00:50:31,480 --> 00:50:36,039
watch the show right because of course them I I

902
00:50:36,079 --> 00:50:37,159
can't get fired.

903
00:50:37,159 --> 00:50:40,719
Speaker 1: Because iron Clad they have total amnesty on this show.

904
00:50:43,480 --> 00:50:47,760
So we go backstage. Billy Kimman is pissed off because

905
00:50:47,800 --> 00:50:50,000
he filmed a segment with Horace Hogan and he forgot

906
00:50:50,000 --> 00:50:50,800
where they were at.

907
00:50:52,840 --> 00:50:55,440
Speaker 2: He blitchit walks in and spitsch off the cat and

908
00:50:55,519 --> 00:50:59,119
kimberly sitting there, and kim did after having just watched

909
00:50:59,119 --> 00:51:00,920
Horace Hogan says, where the hell's horse?

910
00:51:01,599 --> 00:51:01,800
Speaker 1: Dude?

911
00:51:01,880 --> 00:51:04,480
Speaker 4: This is so confusing. I was like, what the hell

912
00:51:04,599 --> 00:51:05,320
is happening here?

913
00:51:05,599 --> 00:51:10,960
Speaker 2: And yeah, benchof says babysitter. Kidman says, you can play

914
00:51:10,960 --> 00:51:12,760
all these games with Page and his wife, but you're

915
00:51:12,760 --> 00:51:15,320
not doing it to me. And Kat gets up and

916
00:51:15,400 --> 00:51:18,440
Kidman and him just starts shoving each other and fucking

917
00:51:18,519 --> 00:51:22,199
Kidman starts storming on. Goshoff stands up and says, settle down.

918
00:51:22,360 --> 00:51:24,440
He's around the corner. You're the one I wanted to

919
00:51:24,480 --> 00:51:26,320
hang out with, the hot blonde. He can't handle the pressure.

920
00:51:26,639 --> 00:51:29,519
Then for the next like thirty seconds, Bischoff is following

921
00:51:29,599 --> 00:51:32,760
Kidman down the longest hallway ever, just fucking talking.

922
00:51:32,679 --> 00:51:35,039
Speaker 1: Ships the hallway.

923
00:51:35,320 --> 00:51:38,480
Speaker 2: Dude, he is fucking rage baitting him crazy, and Kidman

924
00:51:38,840 --> 00:51:42,079
is looking for Horace and then Kidman walks uh he

925
00:51:42,119 --> 00:51:44,119
finds Tory Wilson. Shut your mouth back, so they just

926
00:51:44,360 --> 00:51:46,239
and he walks up to her and.

927
00:51:46,199 --> 00:51:54,000
Speaker 1: Tory says, sorry, the mob fucked up.

928
00:51:57,159 --> 00:51:58,920
Speaker 2: Sean. You want a hardcore title friendship.

929
00:51:59,239 --> 00:52:02,880
Speaker 1: Tory Wilson Jr's voice, Hey, Sean, you've been doing well.

930
00:52:02,880 --> 00:52:08,079
Speaker 2: You want direction. We got a European tour coming up.

931
00:52:08,079 --> 00:52:10,719
You want to get on it for Harcore No, Torri,

932
00:52:10,920 --> 00:52:18,639
I want horce oaken so kids, Tori says, it's just business,

933
00:52:18,679 --> 00:52:21,320
and Kim says, business, my ass, you enjoyed that a

934
00:52:21,320 --> 00:52:24,320
little too much, as bald ass head. My business is

935
00:52:24,320 --> 00:52:26,840
gonna be kicking his ass and you could be the

936
00:52:26,880 --> 00:52:30,880
ref or something. And then he leaves and I'm like,

937
00:52:31,079 --> 00:52:38,519
what something like? What you can be the refer what

938
00:52:39,039 --> 00:52:39,840
like you have a mask?

939
00:52:40,000 --> 00:52:40,159
Speaker 7: Tell?

940
00:52:40,199 --> 00:52:42,960
Speaker 1: He walks into the room, starts kicking Horace's ass.

941
00:52:44,159 --> 00:52:47,079
Speaker 2: In this match? That's happening, and Bejap says, oh, he

942
00:52:47,119 --> 00:52:49,320
wants you to be a referee. I got an idea,

943
00:52:49,480 --> 00:52:51,920
and he looks aside. Hey, come here. A referee walks

944
00:52:52,000 --> 00:52:53,639
up and Eric Bischell punches him in the stomach.

945
00:52:54,559 --> 00:52:57,960
Speaker 4: Dude, what the fuck is this segment he takes?

946
00:52:57,960 --> 00:52:59,840
Speaker 2: He punched him in the stomach, takes his repture and

947
00:52:59,840 --> 00:53:03,079
throw a Tory and says here and then Kidman and

948
00:53:03,079 --> 00:53:06,119
Horace Hogan's fight out from another room, and now we

949
00:53:06,199 --> 00:53:08,199
have a match with Tory Wilson as the referee.

950
00:53:08,679 --> 00:53:10,960
Speaker 4: This is ridiculous. He could have just asked the ref

951
00:53:10,960 --> 00:53:12,360
for the shirt. He didn't have to punch me in

952
00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:16,320
the stomach. Hey, give me your shirt. It's just dexing

953
00:53:16,360 --> 00:53:17,639
in the stomach. What the fuck?

954
00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:19,639
Speaker 2: It's just business?

955
00:53:19,960 --> 00:53:22,679
Speaker 1: So Kidman and Horse fight into the hallway and they

956
00:53:22,719 --> 00:53:26,679
fight through Gorilla onto the stage. They have Kidman's entrance

957
00:53:26,760 --> 00:53:28,559
video on the tron for some reason.

958
00:53:29,679 --> 00:53:34,000
Speaker 4: No music and people you had kid Man, Kid.

959
00:53:34,480 --> 00:53:36,679
Speaker 2: Bischoff and Tory come out with them too, and Tory

960
00:53:36,760 --> 00:53:39,199
has the shirt on because she's the ref or something.

961
00:53:41,639 --> 00:53:44,559
Speaker 1: Benchef goes to commentator because he's the commentator.

962
00:53:44,159 --> 00:53:47,800
Speaker 2: Or something, and they're having a mattress.

963
00:53:48,360 --> 00:53:50,239
Speaker 1: This is why I noticed they got the jugglers of

964
00:53:50,280 --> 00:53:51,960
the front row with the f U and B sign

965
00:53:51,960 --> 00:53:52,920
and the whole Coagin shirt.

966
00:53:53,480 --> 00:53:56,800
Speaker 2: Dude, shut shut it too, dope and all cocain in

967
00:53:56,880 --> 00:53:58,559
the front road. That's awesome.

968
00:54:00,119 --> 00:54:02,320
Speaker 1: Show up to work. They just show up in the car.

969
00:54:03,840 --> 00:54:05,199
Speaker 4: No one notices.

970
00:54:08,719 --> 00:54:13,159
Speaker 2: One of those damn Juggle is at fired off Chance

971
00:54:13,239 --> 00:54:14,559
at the front row all night.

972
00:54:15,000 --> 00:54:18,400
Speaker 1: So Horace gives Kidman a crazy choke slam once they

973
00:54:18,400 --> 00:54:19,159
get into the ring.

974
00:54:19,239 --> 00:54:22,639
Speaker 2: Dude, okay, he like, I was like, wow, the Horizogan

975
00:54:22,679 --> 00:54:24,719
is a choke slam. He does a choke throw.

976
00:54:25,599 --> 00:54:29,679
Speaker 1: Yeah, that was awesome. Very underrated move here from Horisogan

977
00:54:29,760 --> 00:54:31,679
gotta be one of his top five moves ever.

978
00:54:32,000 --> 00:54:34,599
Speaker 2: I mean, if there was a YouTube compilation of Horizogan's

979
00:54:34,599 --> 00:54:36,000
movies has to be on it.

980
00:54:38,199 --> 00:54:40,840
Speaker 1: Horace grabs a table from under the ring while Tory

981
00:54:40,960 --> 00:54:41,400
looks on.

982
00:54:41,519 --> 00:54:48,559
Speaker 2: She's the rest, so James she she's looking on, and

983
00:54:48,599 --> 00:54:51,960
we watch her looking on because Horizogan's struggling to put

984
00:54:51,960 --> 00:54:56,559
the table in the ring. We're just watching her very

985
00:54:56,639 --> 00:54:59,480
confused staring around the building. Is you could hear on

986
00:54:59,519 --> 00:55:03,400
the camera it's going well.

987
00:55:03,440 --> 00:55:06,159
Speaker 1: Horace sets up the table, but here is Hulk Hogan.

988
00:55:06,960 --> 00:55:07,199
Speaker 2: Fuck.

989
00:55:08,280 --> 00:55:11,719
Speaker 1: I mean, it is absolutely insane to see Hulk Hogan

990
00:55:11,800 --> 00:55:15,199
in this era of w CW, Like this is like God,

991
00:55:15,760 --> 00:55:17,719
this is like an anomaly, like.

992
00:55:17,760 --> 00:55:20,440
Speaker 2: Legit, dude. And also this is.

993
00:55:20,400 --> 00:55:23,400
Speaker 1: Like a bowler bear in Arlington, Texas.

994
00:55:25,960 --> 00:55:31,880
Speaker 2: In an air conditioned building. Dude. You have to remember,

995
00:55:31,880 --> 00:55:34,880
by the way, per the rules of ww UH, a

996
00:55:34,920 --> 00:55:36,559
guy has to come out and attack another guy.

997
00:55:36,760 --> 00:55:41,800
Speaker 1: Someone has to be from behind. Some very necessary. So

998
00:55:41,920 --> 00:55:45,159
Horace tries to power bomb Kidman, but you can't. You

999
00:55:45,199 --> 00:55:45,880
can't do that.

1000
00:55:46,480 --> 00:55:48,679
Speaker 2: I mean literally, you can't do that. So he takes

1001
00:55:48,679 --> 00:55:50,559
the face jam.

1002
00:55:50,159 --> 00:55:52,280
Speaker 1: And Kidman sets up horse on the table and he

1003
00:55:52,280 --> 00:55:55,920
heads to the top rope for the Then f n

1004
00:55:56,000 --> 00:55:58,239
B Hogan crotches.

1005
00:55:57,760 --> 00:56:01,519
Speaker 2: Them and then he's the f U n B bomb

1006
00:56:02,639 --> 00:56:08,039
the mother which for and bomb.

1007
00:56:09,000 --> 00:56:20,199
Speaker 8: Bomb, Holy father Bob, I'm gonna, I'm gonna and I'm

1008
00:56:20,199 --> 00:56:21,639
gonna hit you with the mother f U n B.

1009
00:56:22,079 --> 00:56:22,800
Speaker 2: What the is that?

1010
00:56:28,000 --> 00:56:31,480
Speaker 1: So mother f U n B bombs him off the

1011
00:56:31,559 --> 00:56:35,119
top and he lands on Horace and they both go

1012
00:56:35,280 --> 00:56:39,000
through the table. And then Hogan grabs Toy by her

1013
00:56:39,039 --> 00:56:40,119
hair for some reason.

1014
00:56:40,639 --> 00:56:42,639
Speaker 2: Well he doesn't funk with her, even though he kissed

1015
00:56:42,639 --> 00:56:45,000
her last week and she liked it and Tory was

1016
00:56:45,039 --> 00:56:46,760
just ging up his cousin.

1017
00:56:47,159 --> 00:56:49,840
Speaker 1: Tory seems fine to do whatever anyone asks. I don't

1018
00:56:49,840 --> 00:56:50,440
know why I did that.

1019
00:56:50,519 --> 00:56:51,519
Speaker 2: Give me a ref or something.

1020
00:56:51,880 --> 00:56:54,639
Speaker 1: Hogan grabs her and then puts Kidman on top of

1021
00:56:54,719 --> 00:56:57,280
horse and then tells her to count, and then she

1022
00:56:57,400 --> 00:57:00,119
counts the three because she's the ref for something.

1023
00:57:00,320 --> 00:57:05,840
Speaker 4: And Hogan has his foot on top. I think Hogan

1024
00:57:05,920 --> 00:57:06,400
is the winner.

1025
00:57:06,480 --> 00:57:06,880
Speaker 1: I think he.

1026
00:57:08,719 --> 00:57:12,280
Speaker 2: Did win. So Hogan says, you know something, I heard

1027
00:57:12,280 --> 00:57:14,639
you out here running your mouth about a special surprise

1028
00:57:14,719 --> 00:57:16,679
referee at the pay per view. Well, you can get

1029
00:57:16,679 --> 00:57:20,039
any damn referee one or something. As far as concerned,

1030
00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:23,400
You're nothing but a little pissant. And I'm gonna kick

1031
00:57:23,519 --> 00:57:26,079
Kidman's ass at the pay per view and set myself

1032
00:57:26,159 --> 00:57:28,159
up for a shot at the w W heavyweight title.

1033
00:57:28,440 --> 00:57:31,079
And there one damn thing you could do about it.

1034
00:57:31,280 --> 00:57:35,880
You be so ship, dude, James, You're right, Hogan, this

1035
00:57:36,719 --> 00:57:37,679
is fucked up.

1036
00:57:38,480 --> 00:57:42,880
Speaker 1: I mean there it is. Bischoff is pissed and says

1037
00:57:42,960 --> 00:57:46,320
someone needs to control that guy. I would just fire him.

1038
00:57:46,639 --> 00:57:50,159
Speaker 2: Well, he's am I A and Hogan, there's plans for them.

1039
00:57:50,519 --> 00:57:53,440
Speaker 4: He's got plans for plans.

1040
00:57:54,920 --> 00:57:55,599
Speaker 1: That's boomed.

1041
00:57:55,760 --> 00:57:56,079
Speaker 2: Brother.

1042
00:57:58,519 --> 00:58:00,679
Speaker 1: Let me tell you something, dude, Jell, I be like gum,

1043
00:58:00,719 --> 00:58:03,639
I dude, wouldn't be for life, dude.

1044
00:58:05,960 --> 00:58:08,360
Speaker 2: He should have put fish and foom.

1045
00:58:10,760 --> 00:58:14,760
Speaker 1: That's food for life. How come nobody else wanted to

1046
00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:15,800
join this initiative?

1047
00:58:16,599 --> 00:58:17,119
Speaker 2: The food?

1048
00:58:17,559 --> 00:58:19,360
Speaker 1: Yeah, the initiative.

1049
00:58:20,480 --> 00:58:23,000
Speaker 2: I think his boys right, like just like the one.

1050
00:58:23,320 --> 00:58:25,360
Speaker 4: As Yeah, the millionaires club right now.

1051
00:58:25,559 --> 00:58:28,079
Speaker 1: No one wanted to wear. No one wanted to wear that.

1052
00:58:31,039 --> 00:58:33,280
Speaker 4: Nash would have put his giz was to show up.

1053
00:58:33,639 --> 00:58:36,480
Speaker 1: You know, so Nash kind of did. He wore Boo.

1054
00:58:39,599 --> 00:58:40,920
Speaker 2: And nas. She's not the wrong, dude.

1055
00:58:41,480 --> 00:58:43,880
Speaker 4: It was a rib. Yeah, I'll show up to where

1056
00:58:43,719 --> 00:58:44,960
are Yeah, it's just like that.

1057
00:58:45,800 --> 00:58:47,800
Speaker 2: I'm taking a foom cut, brother, I give you that.

1058
00:58:53,159 --> 00:58:56,159
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. We are at the funeral.

1059
00:58:56,519 --> 00:58:59,199
Speaker 2: It's Russo and David Player and Jeff Jaredon says, oh,

1060
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:02,079
come on with guys. We gotta bury this guy's career

1061
00:59:02,119 --> 00:59:04,719
with his watch, and Jeff says, the hell you do, Risat,

1062
00:59:04,760 --> 00:59:08,400
it's a family heirloom and says he's got a point, David,

1063
00:59:08,400 --> 00:59:10,800
here you go man. David takes it and says you

1064
00:59:10,840 --> 00:59:12,960
want me, you want my wrist turn green? And he

1065
00:59:13,000 --> 00:59:15,239
throws it in the casket and Jeff says, oh, a

1066
00:59:15,320 --> 00:59:17,159
nice nose though, and.

1067
00:59:17,039 --> 00:59:19,800
Speaker 1: Then it pants away immediately.

1068
00:59:20,840 --> 00:59:23,960
Speaker 2: Like this is. They must have thought this nose thing

1069
00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,599
was either hilarious or they spent a lot to get

1070
00:59:27,599 --> 00:59:31,480
a gigantic nose made because it gets a lot of airtime. Well.

1071
00:59:31,639 --> 00:59:34,760
Speaker 1: Terry Taylor asked Reed Flair if he's everything cool.

1072
00:59:35,159 --> 00:59:38,280
Speaker 4: He says yes, and that's it the.

1073
00:59:38,280 --> 00:59:45,719
Speaker 1: Golf Terry says, what backsday's segment. Norman and Ralphus are

1074
00:59:45,920 --> 00:59:48,920
still looking to wash cars to hopefully get out of

1075
00:59:48,960 --> 00:59:52,880
this homeless rut they're in. That's what they say on commentary.

1076
00:59:52,400 --> 00:59:54,400
Speaker 2: They do, so that's legit. I wrote that down too.

1077
00:59:54,440 --> 00:59:56,320
They they're trying to buy some food to get out

1078
00:59:56,320 --> 00:59:59,039
of the homeless rut they're in. And a low rider

1079
00:59:59,079 --> 01:00:00,440
pulls up and I mean in the back of this

1080
01:00:00,519 --> 01:00:02,679
low riders scraping against the floor. I don't know if

1081
01:00:02,679 --> 01:00:03,360
this is what they meant.

1082
01:00:04,679 --> 01:00:05,679
Speaker 1: I love this car.

1083
01:00:07,119 --> 01:00:09,000
Speaker 4: I think you hit the wrong butt. Pull it in.

1084
01:00:11,360 --> 01:00:17,079
Speaker 1: Yes, let's don't worry. Captain Will will buff out those scratches.

1085
01:00:18,400 --> 01:00:24,920
Ralph is killing. That's funny.

1086
01:00:25,280 --> 01:00:30,480
Speaker 2: Do that noise again, That's like super act.

1087
01:00:30,840 --> 01:00:34,440
Speaker 1: That's what happens to the car. That's funny.

1088
01:00:34,840 --> 01:00:36,920
Speaker 2: They are.

1089
01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:41,719
Speaker 1: It actually gets even funnier, like this is a this

1090
01:00:41,800 --> 01:00:43,199
is actually a good segment.

1091
01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:45,480
Speaker 2: This is funny. Norman points and it's Ralph. It's it's

1092
01:00:45,480 --> 01:00:51,000
a filthy animals here they come.

1093
01:00:52,400 --> 01:00:54,159
Speaker 4: We all have that one friend in high school had

1094
01:00:54,199 --> 01:00:54,559
that shot.

1095
01:00:54,559 --> 01:00:54,960
Speaker 2: He caught it.

1096
01:00:55,039 --> 01:00:57,519
Speaker 4: Sounded like everybody did.

1097
01:00:57,559 --> 01:00:58,639
Speaker 1: Pull it up to school.

1098
01:00:58,719 --> 01:01:01,079
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's about to fall apart.

1099
01:01:01,400 --> 01:01:04,159
Speaker 2: Fucking Normous's car wash cars and God in car wash

1100
01:01:04,199 --> 01:01:06,239
for a dollar and the filthy animals get out of

1101
01:01:06,239 --> 01:01:07,960
the car, and Ray is fucking knocking a touch to

1102
01:01:08,000 --> 01:01:14,360
anyone but the car, and he's just he bounce it.

1103
01:01:10,880 --> 01:01:17,400
Speaker 1: That car is bouncey.

1104
01:01:18,679 --> 01:01:21,280
Speaker 2: Well, thankfully, the m I A are still here, not fired,

1105
01:01:21,719 --> 01:01:23,719
and they're watching this from Begs kids.

1106
01:01:23,760 --> 01:01:26,480
Speaker 4: I got plenty, they got stuff going on, and of

1107
01:01:26,480 --> 01:01:27,559
course they.

1108
01:01:27,480 --> 01:01:30,079
Speaker 1: Just like shook off Booker T getting fired and like

1109
01:01:30,880 --> 01:01:33,400
Eric Bischoff saying that they.

1110
01:01:33,039 --> 01:01:37,079
Speaker 2: Pulling pranks on the filthy fuck with the filthy animals.

1111
01:01:37,079 --> 01:01:37,960
We got nothing else to do.

1112
01:01:38,400 --> 01:01:41,519
Speaker 1: Toddy booker T has fired. Eric Bischoff made a very

1113
01:01:41,679 --> 01:01:45,039
vague threat that could really mean anything, that these guys

1114
01:01:45,039 --> 01:01:49,320
are gonna get.

1115
01:01:52,880 --> 01:01:56,480
Speaker 4: Booker could enjoyed Norman and Ralphis on the unemployment line

1116
01:01:56,559 --> 01:01:58,039
and washed cars.

1117
01:01:57,760 --> 01:02:02,880
Speaker 2: Like washing some cars. Yeah, that really too upset about.

1118
01:02:02,920 --> 01:02:03,639
That's a great point.

1119
01:02:04,159 --> 01:02:06,800
Speaker 1: The the shot of this is maybe the funniest thing

1120
01:02:06,840 --> 01:02:09,880
I've ever seen in my life. Ray says, bounce it.

1121
01:02:09,880 --> 01:02:12,400
It goes to m I A. It sh It's like

1122
01:02:13,000 --> 01:02:16,440
it shoves the segment on the TV and the cars like.

1123
01:02:19,360 --> 01:02:20,920
Speaker 2: It's in the.

1124
01:02:20,960 --> 01:02:26,719
Speaker 4: Ground, toning in the gard just bouncing up and down.

1125
01:02:27,119 --> 01:02:29,039
Speaker 2: He smash it on the fucking roof.

1126
01:02:30,000 --> 01:02:33,880
Speaker 1: Sh It is so bouncing. It is just fucking going

1127
01:02:34,039 --> 01:02:35,800
like crazy.

1128
01:02:36,119 --> 01:02:39,000
Speaker 4: That was the coolest ship back in twenty ninety nine though,

1129
01:02:39,079 --> 01:02:40,639
man oh that was awesome. Yeah.

1130
01:02:40,960 --> 01:02:44,880
Speaker 2: General direction vaccinations that doesn't need a car wash, it

1131
01:02:44,960 --> 01:02:47,920
needs to tune up. And then the second this is

1132
01:02:48,320 --> 01:02:50,679
this could be the funniest fucking part of this whole thing,

1133
01:02:51,199 --> 01:02:54,119
is like, how over this ship Tony Shavanni is. We

1134
01:02:54,239 --> 01:02:57,400
see all of that transpire. And the last thing you

1135
01:02:57,400 --> 01:03:00,320
hear before the segment ends is Tony Shovanni says, I

1136
01:03:00,360 --> 01:03:02,760
guess the filthy animals are gonna get their car washed.

1137
01:03:04,519 --> 01:03:08,000
Speaker 1: I love the way he said it. It was just completely defeated.

1138
01:03:08,400 --> 01:03:13,760
I guess the filthy animals are gonna get their car washed.

1139
01:03:14,679 --> 01:03:16,480
Speaker 4: That's where that's really that we're doing.

1140
01:03:17,000 --> 01:03:21,000
Speaker 1: All right, So now it is time for the Terry

1141
01:03:21,039 --> 01:03:22,000
Funk town Hall.

1142
01:03:22,800 --> 01:03:27,440
Speaker 2: Yeah, Terry Funk comes out in a tuxedo with the

1143
01:03:27,480 --> 01:03:30,159
East W World title or the w w R Sport title.

1144
01:03:30,159 --> 01:03:31,039
It could be either one.

1145
01:03:31,079 --> 01:03:35,119
Speaker 1: Really, I mean, they so blatantly copied the e CW title.

1146
01:03:35,119 --> 01:03:36,119
It's actually nuts.

1147
01:03:36,159 --> 01:03:39,320
Speaker 2: Man. It legit like it legit just looks like a

1148
01:03:39,320 --> 01:03:42,880
palette swap of it, Like it's fucking identical. Terry Funk

1149
01:03:42,880 --> 01:03:48,159
gets in the ring and he says, hello, Hey, I'm

1150
01:03:48,199 --> 01:03:51,920
here tonight to make a very important announcement that's been

1151
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:55,280
long overdue. And I asked someone that's very important to

1152
01:03:55,360 --> 01:03:58,559
me to be here tonight. I've got my daughter over there,

1153
01:03:59,079 --> 01:04:07,119
Old Blue. Old Blue has been waiting for this announcement

1154
01:04:07,159 --> 01:04:09,840
for years, and I promise you my wife at home,

1155
01:04:10,039 --> 01:04:13,559
I think this announcement is way way over due. This

1156
01:04:13,639 --> 01:04:16,360
is We're not even a minute into Terry Funk talking.

1157
01:04:16,679 --> 01:04:19,039
It cuts to the new Blood backstage with Bischoff, and

1158
01:04:19,039 --> 01:04:24,119
Bischoff says, fuck this, I've heard enough. Shame, fuck you

1159
01:04:24,119 --> 01:04:28,559
got this shot. I'll get this over with. So the

1160
01:04:28,599 --> 01:04:31,400
fucking franchise comes out here and it says I've heard all.

1161
01:04:31,400 --> 01:04:34,239
I'm gonna hear your old man ass. Get on with

1162
01:04:34,280 --> 01:04:36,440
the announcement, Funk, we got a live show to take

1163
01:04:36,440 --> 01:04:38,760
out of here. And Funk looks at him and says,

1164
01:04:39,320 --> 01:04:43,519
you want to hear my announcement, and Chenda this says yeah,

1165
01:04:43,920 --> 01:04:46,480
and Funk lookst him again says, you want to hear

1166
01:04:46,559 --> 01:04:52,920
it real bad? Chenz Bessies make the fucking announcement. You

1167
01:04:53,079 --> 01:05:00,719
wanna hear real bad? Chen says, I'm dying hear it.

1168
01:05:00,760 --> 01:05:05,159
Holy shit. Well, if you want to hear it real bad,

1169
01:05:05,679 --> 01:05:08,679
then why don't you say hell, yes, I've heard that

1170
01:05:08,719 --> 01:05:09,519
from someone before.

1171
01:05:12,280 --> 01:05:14,639
Speaker 1: They sell commentary. I think we all have.

1172
01:05:15,159 --> 01:05:19,000
Speaker 7: I'm telling you the announcement right now, all you people

1173
01:05:19,079 --> 01:05:24,519
out here, it's oh boy, oh my grandpa, it's a

1174
01:05:24,639 --> 01:05:28,480
boy eight pound whin ouce baby boy.

1175
01:05:28,840 --> 01:05:31,320
Speaker 2: Funk goes on like a ti raid here, like about

1176
01:05:31,360 --> 01:05:34,320
him being a grandpa and having a fucking boy. Well,

1177
01:05:34,360 --> 01:05:37,360
in the background, you can hear Shane Douglas saying shut

1178
01:05:37,440 --> 01:05:42,960
up and shamee. List says I could give a damn

1179
01:05:43,039 --> 01:05:44,360
less about your family. I want to hear you say

1180
01:05:44,360 --> 01:05:47,039
you're retiring, and Funk goes on to say that, you

1181
01:05:47,039 --> 01:05:51,280
know what, he should retire because you know, grandparents shouldn't

1182
01:05:51,280 --> 01:05:52,960
be in a wrestling ring and they should be at

1183
01:05:52,960 --> 01:05:56,039
home with their grandchildren. And he's gonna retire on June first,

1184
01:05:56,280 --> 01:06:00,360
and Shane Douglas is yeah, and Funk says, I talked

1185
01:06:00,400 --> 01:06:03,360
to I talked to Brad Siegel, and I told him

1186
01:06:03,480 --> 01:06:05,639
and he cried when he heard I was retiring June

1187
01:06:05,679 --> 01:06:09,480
the first. And I am retiring June the first, Shane.

1188
01:06:09,159 --> 01:06:14,199
Speaker 7: Douglass June the first, two thousand and one because Brad

1189
01:06:14,280 --> 01:06:17,519
Ziegel next time, and my god, dragged for one more year,

1190
01:06:18,000 --> 01:06:19,239
which that sucks.

1191
01:06:19,239 --> 01:06:23,760
Speaker 2: They don't make it there. Terry still got paid.

1192
01:06:25,960 --> 01:06:29,199
Speaker 7: You know at my old rank clay ass out there

1193
01:06:29,199 --> 01:06:31,840
at the recunner in sixty five days, and I'll be

1194
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:34,880
damned if you're gonna get the hardcore belt.

1195
01:06:35,280 --> 01:06:38,559
Speaker 2: Well, Shane says, fuck that, we're coming down and retiring

1196
01:06:38,599 --> 01:06:43,280
you right now. And attempted retirement they do, because the

1197
01:06:43,360 --> 01:06:46,800
new Blood hit the ring. They kick the absolute dog

1198
01:06:46,880 --> 01:06:49,480
shit out of Terry. Funk beat him with a chain,

1199
01:06:50,000 --> 01:06:56,000
hit multiple pile drivers onto a chair to the and ddts.

1200
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,840
Tammy's out here just blitzed.

1201
01:07:00,079 --> 01:07:04,880
Speaker 1: I mean, she is so gone it's actually nuts looking

1202
01:07:04,920 --> 01:07:05,239
at her.

1203
01:07:05,440 --> 01:07:10,559
Speaker 2: Fuck yeah, Funk's daughter is so fucking disgusted by this.

1204
01:07:10,639 --> 01:07:12,800
She tries to get in the ring. They always that.

1205
01:07:13,480 --> 01:07:16,360
Speaker 1: I love the family member comes in to try to

1206
01:07:16,400 --> 01:07:17,400
help of coll.

1207
01:07:17,440 --> 01:07:19,119
Speaker 2: It's too much, you know what I mean, it's too much.

1208
01:07:19,159 --> 01:07:21,639
They're fucking trying to kill this guy. And his daughter

1209
01:07:21,679 --> 01:07:23,639
gets in the ring. Why I assume what happened, James,

1210
01:07:23,679 --> 01:07:25,400
Like you mentioned earlier where they just kind of say

1211
01:07:25,440 --> 01:07:27,480
go out there and do stuff, happened here. They didn't

1212
01:07:27,480 --> 01:07:29,280
really give her instructions. So she gets in the ring

1213
01:07:29,360 --> 01:07:32,280
and like is trying to act like hysterical, but and

1214
01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,440
she grabs Shane Douglas's shirt and like they're kind of

1215
01:07:34,480 --> 01:07:37,320
just awkwardly staring at each other until he kind of

1216
01:07:37,360 --> 01:07:41,199
awkwardly pushes her away and then like funking s DDT

1217
01:07:41,400 --> 01:07:44,159
on a chair. Now I'm looking at a ring of tammy,

1218
01:07:44,519 --> 01:07:46,639
a bunch of new blood people, Terry Funk and now

1219
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:51,880
six chairs chair bro. They hit him with pile drivers

1220
01:07:51,880 --> 01:07:54,719
a bunch of times, and then Shane covers Funk and

1221
01:07:54,800 --> 01:07:57,719
Candido counts to three and then Terry Funk kicks out

1222
01:07:57,719 --> 01:07:59,119
at three point one.

1223
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:03,639
Speaker 1: Just say you did. By the way, I've never seen

1224
01:08:03,679 --> 01:08:08,480
this before. The four man assisted poly driver dude, Shane

1225
01:08:08,480 --> 01:08:11,639
Douglas gets him into polo driver position and then all

1226
01:08:11,679 --> 01:08:17,720
of them push his heads into the chair. It's four people, So, yeah,

1227
01:08:17,760 --> 01:08:23,920
you're right, Douglas did pin. Terry Funk can counted it

1228
01:08:25,560 --> 01:08:29,600
kicked out, and then Franchise takes the belt.

1229
01:08:30,279 --> 01:08:32,800
Speaker 2: They do struct your job. Terry Funk out here too.

1230
01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:35,560
Speaker 1: So we go backstage. M I A are out here

1231
01:08:35,600 --> 01:08:39,880
at the Filthy Animal's car and uh Major guns starts

1232
01:08:39,880 --> 01:08:41,199
seducing Ralphus.

1233
01:08:41,760 --> 01:08:43,479
Speaker 2: Yeah, so they're trying to work on the car and

1234
01:08:43,560 --> 01:08:45,399
general Erection pulls Norman away and says, you know, what's

1235
01:08:45,399 --> 01:08:47,760
the hardcore about a car wash? Because Norman's I guess

1236
01:08:47,760 --> 01:08:50,880
the hardcore division guy. And Ralphus gets distracted by major

1237
01:08:50,880 --> 01:08:53,600
guns so much so that General Stash is able to

1238
01:08:53,640 --> 01:08:56,479
swap out the soap bucket for another bucket.

1239
01:08:56,680 --> 01:08:59,159
Speaker 1: But what could it be, they say on the commentary,

1240
01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:01,199
that's got to be white paint. Oh yeah, I mean

1241
01:09:01,199 --> 01:09:03,239
that's good. Yeah, that's right, that's probably right.

1242
01:09:03,479 --> 01:09:05,399
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly enough.

1243
01:09:05,479 --> 01:09:07,920
Speaker 1: That's probably right. So we go to pre tape. Canyon

1244
01:09:08,079 --> 01:09:11,560
is here in a halo device because he was thrown

1245
01:09:11,600 --> 01:09:14,039
off the triple Cage by Mike Awesome.

1246
01:09:14,399 --> 01:09:16,319
Speaker 2: By the way, just before that, they show the like

1247
01:09:16,520 --> 01:09:20,319
up next thing and it's the wall is on, Like

1248
01:09:20,399 --> 01:09:23,079
he's the wall is walking through the hallway of the

1249
01:09:23,119 --> 01:09:26,680
arena with a table and driving an ambulance into the building.

1250
01:09:26,720 --> 01:09:29,479
Is Mike Awesome And I said, what is fucking going on?

1251
01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:30,840
Speaker 1: Like?

1252
01:09:30,960 --> 01:09:32,760
Speaker 2: Is this just two things that I'm supposed to think

1253
01:09:32,760 --> 01:09:33,119
are cool?

1254
01:09:33,520 --> 01:09:37,319
Speaker 1: Yeah, light, this is like getting chocolate in my peanut butter. No,

1255
01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:39,279
this is like getting peanut butter in my chocolate.

1256
01:09:39,319 --> 01:09:41,800
Speaker 2: Oh fucking shit. Canyons in a halo in the hospital

1257
01:09:42,159 --> 01:09:44,399
and Canyon SA. Since I was thirteen, all I thought

1258
01:09:44,399 --> 01:09:46,720
about was being in this business. But ever since that injury,

1259
01:09:46,720 --> 01:09:49,119
I don't think. I don't think about wrestling anymore. You know,

1260
01:09:49,119 --> 01:09:51,800
I've been healthy my whole life now, and now I

1261
01:09:51,800 --> 01:09:53,479
have to hear doctors say it's not when I'm gonna

1262
01:09:53,479 --> 01:09:55,560
walk again, it's if I still want to wrestle, but

1263
01:09:55,600 --> 01:09:57,880
my main goal is getting out of this bed and

1264
01:09:57,920 --> 01:10:00,239
getting healthy again. Well, I mean, this is not a

1265
01:10:00,239 --> 01:10:02,680
bad promo, not a bad angle. Uh, you know, but

1266
01:10:02,800 --> 01:10:04,880
like when you have a halo I don't know if

1267
01:10:04,920 --> 01:10:07,239
you guys are as familiar with the halo device here,

1268
01:10:07,680 --> 01:10:09,239
but like you're not supposed to really be able to

1269
01:10:09,239 --> 01:10:12,680
move your neck and like maybe I was watching this wrong,

1270
01:10:12,720 --> 01:10:15,520
but I swear again just just moving his head around.

1271
01:10:16,520 --> 01:10:18,800
Speaker 1: JVL came to the ring with a halo device once.

1272
01:10:22,439 --> 01:10:25,479
Speaker 4: My hat on top of it. Yeah, on top of

1273
01:10:25,520 --> 01:10:25,880
the halo.

1274
01:10:25,920 --> 01:10:27,119
Speaker 2: That fucking awesome.

1275
01:10:27,279 --> 01:10:31,720
Speaker 1: Yeah, so we have the Mike Awesome town Hall. Mike

1276
01:10:31,800 --> 01:10:34,880
Awesome comes out here in a halo device in a

1277
01:10:34,920 --> 01:10:35,520
wheel chair.

1278
01:10:36,720 --> 01:10:41,079
Speaker 2: Excuse me, I didn't think this is gonna be like

1279
01:10:41,159 --> 01:10:43,720
me laughing at all, but like Mike Awesome was just

1280
01:10:43,800 --> 01:10:45,960
so bad at this.

1281
01:10:47,760 --> 01:10:50,920
Speaker 1: Great I think what I think? What what thing? What

1282
01:10:50,960 --> 01:10:54,199
it is is that like Mike awesome, like genuinely thinks

1283
01:10:54,239 --> 01:10:57,239
this is awesome. So like the way that he does

1284
01:10:57,319 --> 01:11:02,319
this is so genuine that like I'm enthralled by it.

1285
01:11:02,359 --> 01:11:05,319
I'm like, oh, ship, Like he's like really taking this

1286
01:11:05,640 --> 01:11:11,079
series into it. Yeah, right, Angle, that's like the magic

1287
01:11:11,119 --> 01:11:14,279
of wrestling, right is like, oh, this guy believes that ship.

1288
01:11:14,520 --> 01:11:18,359
So I'm like, I'm in let's let's go for it.

1289
01:11:18,479 --> 01:11:20,359
Speaker 2: So Mike got some wheels himself down in the wheelchair

1290
01:11:20,359 --> 01:11:22,640
and the halo device and he says, has anyone seen

1291
01:11:22,680 --> 01:11:26,520
my nurses because I need a spongebath and I can't

1292
01:11:26,520 --> 01:11:29,720
locate him right now. He really driving home.

1293
01:11:29,880 --> 01:11:38,079
Speaker 1: No, I'm so hurt from being crippled. He just crippled.

1294
01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:41,600
Speaker 4: He stands up somewhere.

1295
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:45,079
Speaker 2: He stands up, and Mark Mannen says, it's a miracle.

1296
01:11:46,319 --> 01:11:48,319
Speaker 1: Oh, I'm so hurt from being crippled. And he just

1297
01:11:48,359 --> 01:11:50,920
stands up about the wheelchair walks into the ring.

1298
01:11:52,800 --> 01:11:54,680
Speaker 2: So he gets in the ring still with the halo

1299
01:11:54,760 --> 01:11:57,960
device on, and he says, you see, my name just

1300
01:11:58,000 --> 01:12:01,600
happened to be Iron Sides Canyon And at the last

1301
01:12:01,680 --> 01:12:04,760
pay per view. Mike Awesome, Well, he threw me off

1302
01:12:04,760 --> 01:12:07,079
the top of that dribble teared cage and he ended

1303
01:12:07,079 --> 01:12:10,319
my career all because I went out and I tried

1304
01:12:10,319 --> 01:12:13,600
to help my good buddy, Diamond Dallas Page, Hey, hey,

1305
01:12:14,199 --> 01:12:17,279
Diamond Dallas Page. The Wall's music is now playing as

1306
01:12:17,279 --> 01:12:19,720
he's talking. They just cut him off, and Mike alsoin

1307
01:12:19,800 --> 01:12:24,079
turns to the aisleway and says, oh my neck.

1308
01:12:26,279 --> 01:12:29,159
Speaker 1: He says that at the beginning of this two that

1309
01:12:29,319 --> 01:12:32,239
was so funny. He steps in the ring. He says,

1310
01:12:32,319 --> 01:12:37,520
my name is Irin sized Chris k and ah my neck.

1311
01:12:38,520 --> 01:12:41,840
Speaker 2: Hey dived dwn's page, ah my neck, And then the

1312
01:12:41,880 --> 01:12:45,720
Wall comes out to his music. I just saw this

1313
01:12:45,760 --> 01:12:48,800
guy with the table. He comes out tableless, and then

1314
01:12:48,880 --> 01:12:51,800
Mike also starts kicking his ass.

1315
01:12:51,760 --> 01:12:54,439
Speaker 1: And he's not in business casual. He's just sending like

1316
01:12:54,560 --> 01:12:55,479
regular clothes.

1317
01:12:56,079 --> 01:12:57,640
Speaker 2: Well he's not a walled out yet.

1318
01:12:57,680 --> 01:13:00,840
Speaker 1: I guess did regular wall had the this this casual

1319
01:13:00,920 --> 01:13:06,279
white shirt with the black tie. He's just topping pants'.

1320
01:13:06,399 --> 01:13:08,760
Speaker 2: Kevin just look later like this is bullshit.

1321
01:13:08,920 --> 01:13:11,119
Speaker 1: I Mike Awesome kicks your fucking ass, buddy.

1322
01:13:11,920 --> 01:13:15,720
Speaker 2: So this is a table versus ambulance match.

1323
01:13:16,279 --> 01:13:16,479
Speaker 4: Yeah.

1324
01:13:16,560 --> 01:13:19,279
Speaker 1: Tony Shavani says this very nonchalantly, like this is like

1325
01:13:19,319 --> 01:13:21,880
a normal thing that he sees very often. He said,

1326
01:13:21,920 --> 01:13:25,760
this is a tables versus ambulance match, and then that's it.

1327
01:13:25,800 --> 01:13:26,319
We move on.

1328
01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:30,119
Speaker 2: So I thought it was like you have to put

1329
01:13:30,159 --> 01:13:32,399
somebody through a table and then put them in the ambulance,

1330
01:13:32,439 --> 01:13:34,399
like you're putting them to the table. Make you eligible

1331
01:13:34,439 --> 01:13:35,520
for putting them in the ambulance.

1332
01:13:35,560 --> 01:13:36,439
Speaker 4: That's actually a good stip.

1333
01:13:36,520 --> 01:13:37,039
Speaker 1: Yeah, I like that.

1334
01:13:37,159 --> 01:13:39,199
Speaker 2: Well that's not what this is. This is it's a

1335
01:13:39,239 --> 01:13:41,520
table match, and then it's an ambulance match, and the

1336
01:13:41,520 --> 01:13:43,560
table match ends when a guy goes through a table,

1337
01:13:43,600 --> 01:13:47,199
and then there's really no Reprecautionisy like, this doesn't matter.

1338
01:13:47,479 --> 01:13:49,880
Speaker 1: It's not like we get like a finish, you know,

1339
01:13:50,000 --> 01:13:53,279
it's just kind of whatever. The Wall runs into the

1340
01:13:53,359 --> 01:13:57,079
ring and Mike Awesome hot starts on him. Mike Awesome

1341
01:13:57,159 --> 01:13:59,239
hits a line, but Wall reverses a whip and then

1342
01:13:59,319 --> 01:14:00,800
hits a big boot and power slam.

1343
01:14:01,239 --> 01:14:04,600
Speaker 2: Dude. Wall hits it with a running world's Strongest slam.

1344
01:14:04,600 --> 01:14:07,920
It was like Oklahoma Stampede style, except World's Strongest slams.

1345
01:14:07,600 --> 01:14:08,199
Speaker 1: From the corner.

1346
01:14:08,279 --> 01:14:09,359
Speaker 2: Wow. That was awesome.

1347
01:14:09,439 --> 01:14:12,159
Speaker 1: Yeah, So the Wall goes to give him ten punches,

1348
01:14:12,159 --> 01:14:14,840
but Mike Awesome low blows them and goes for the

1349
01:14:14,880 --> 01:14:19,039
awesome bomb. Yes, Wall gets down and then runs at

1350
01:14:19,079 --> 01:14:22,880
Mike Awesome and then Mike Awesome back body drops him

1351
01:14:22,920 --> 01:14:25,159
over the top rope through a fucking table.

1352
01:14:25,560 --> 01:14:29,840
Speaker 2: Dude, this table explodes, like this is too big of

1353
01:14:29,840 --> 01:14:31,439
a guy to be taking a bump like that. Good

1354
01:14:31,439 --> 01:14:33,000
for him for taking it, because that's it.

1355
01:14:33,159 --> 01:14:36,359
Speaker 1: Awesome committed him crazy.

1356
01:14:36,039 --> 01:14:38,720
Speaker 2: Yes, dude, he was fully in that ship exploded and

1357
01:14:38,760 --> 01:14:39,760
then he stood right up.

1358
01:14:40,680 --> 01:14:49,479
Speaker 4: Well I could not believe that, like not even it

1359
01:14:49,520 --> 01:14:51,319
was like one of the coolest table breaks ever. And

1360
01:14:51,319 --> 01:14:53,159
then he just stands up, immediately.

1361
01:14:54,439 --> 01:14:57,720
Speaker 2: Stands up, and Mike Alsome is the refs raising Mike

1362
01:14:57,760 --> 01:15:01,319
Alsam's arm because he wins. And then the Wall attacks

1363
01:15:01,359 --> 01:15:03,239
him from behind and kicks his ass and the match

1364
01:15:03,319 --> 01:15:05,800
continues and then they fight up the ramp.

1365
01:15:06,079 --> 01:15:09,399
Speaker 1: Is the match continuing or did or was it like

1366
01:15:09,560 --> 01:15:11,520
either you put someone through a table or you put

1367
01:15:11,560 --> 01:15:12,319
him in an ambulance?

1368
01:15:13,000 --> 01:15:13,640
Speaker 2: Was that I think?

1369
01:15:16,039 --> 01:15:18,520
Speaker 4: Because when they're playing the music right after he goes

1370
01:15:18,520 --> 01:15:19,359
to the table, is that.

1371
01:15:19,359 --> 01:15:22,199
Speaker 2: Tony remember that? I don't know. I don't think they do.

1372
01:15:22,239 --> 01:15:23,600
And that's why I thought of the match didn't end

1373
01:15:23,600 --> 01:15:24,920
Tony because they didn't play music.

1374
01:15:26,159 --> 01:15:28,960
Speaker 4: Well, they don't explain it, and it doesn't really matter.

1375
01:15:29,840 --> 01:15:33,359
Speaker 1: Start calling singles matches, pinfall versus submission matches.

1376
01:15:33,760 --> 01:15:36,760
Speaker 2: Like, whoever like the first to do one of them,

1377
01:15:36,840 --> 01:15:40,840
Let's just do one on them. Dude.

1378
01:15:40,880 --> 01:15:43,680
Speaker 1: My my brain went through like six stages of what

1379
01:15:43,760 --> 01:15:45,640
the fuck in a row right here?

1380
01:15:45,760 --> 01:15:47,319
Speaker 2: I still don't know what it is.

1381
01:15:47,520 --> 01:15:51,520
Speaker 1: I guess it would be like I'm talking about the table.

1382
01:15:52,119 --> 01:15:55,840
Like the table, yes, I mean you have to see this.

1383
01:15:56,000 --> 01:15:59,920
The wall goes all the way like he takes it.

1384
01:16:00,479 --> 01:16:03,760
He takes it like feet up. So I was like, wow,

1385
01:16:03,800 --> 01:16:06,479
that's like fucking insane what he just did. And I

1386
01:16:06,479 --> 01:16:09,560
wrote down here, Wow, he went to that fucking table

1387
01:16:09,720 --> 01:16:13,199
that looked insane. Wall took that so gnarly. Mike awt

1388
01:16:13,239 --> 01:16:15,479
some wins the bell rings. I guess it was a

1389
01:16:15,520 --> 01:16:19,119
tables match. The walk gets up immediately because he's impervious

1390
01:16:19,159 --> 01:16:20,279
to pain from tables.

1391
01:16:22,520 --> 01:16:26,039
Speaker 2: Is that his thing? That's his thing is he's impervious

1392
01:16:26,119 --> 01:16:29,720
to page get hurt? This man, oh man, what I

1393
01:16:29,800 --> 01:16:30,640
want to superpower?

1394
01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:33,800
Speaker 1: That's like the only thing my brain could like conjure

1395
01:16:33,920 --> 01:16:36,800
up was that? Oh he must be impervious to table pain.

1396
01:16:37,359 --> 01:16:41,960
Speaker 2: I guess that's fucking I think he just didn't want

1397
01:16:42,000 --> 01:16:42,399
to sell.

1398
01:16:44,760 --> 01:16:46,159
Speaker 4: He thinks he's bro.

1399
01:16:47,079 --> 01:16:48,840
Speaker 1: He told that that Mike Oss, and he said, yeah,

1400
01:16:48,840 --> 01:16:51,399
I'll take the table thing, but I'm impervious to table pains.

1401
01:16:51,880 --> 01:16:52,720
I just get up.

1402
01:16:53,520 --> 01:16:57,119
Speaker 2: Mike sounds right, Mike.

1403
01:16:57,880 --> 01:17:00,239
Speaker 1: It's like Taz like he can't get Poldra. You know,

1404
01:17:00,279 --> 01:17:01,600
it's just like whatever.

1405
01:17:01,439 --> 01:17:03,960
Speaker 2: You can't bower bum kidman. So like, yeah, heard this

1406
01:17:03,960 --> 01:17:06,439
guy at the table, so even better. So like, yeah,

1407
01:17:06,439 --> 01:17:08,800
wall takes is normally bump no cells attacks might call them.

1408
01:17:08,800 --> 01:17:10,720
They fight up the ramp to make things even better.

1409
01:17:10,760 --> 01:17:15,720
Now I'm hearing Shane Douglas's music again, and Douglas comes on,

1410
01:17:16,600 --> 01:17:19,439
hits the wall with a lead pipe in the back,

1411
01:17:19,520 --> 01:17:20,680
and then in his head.

1412
01:17:20,520 --> 01:17:23,279
Speaker 1: There's like a whole another like we're just like at

1413
01:17:23,279 --> 01:17:25,720
the half Whenever you think it's about end, we're just

1414
01:17:25,760 --> 01:17:26,680
at the halfway point.

1415
01:17:28,359 --> 01:17:31,520
Speaker 4: That's some more Lass Russo swerve for you. He just

1416
01:17:31,560 --> 01:17:33,319
gets you. Every time he gets you.

1417
01:17:33,680 --> 01:17:35,920
Speaker 1: It's crazy. I mean, shout out the wall. He went

1418
01:17:36,000 --> 01:17:37,119
for it. I give him that.

1419
01:17:38,920 --> 01:17:40,920
Speaker 4: If it was WF they would have replayed it like

1420
01:17:41,000 --> 01:17:43,960
seventeen times and showed him going to the table the

1421
01:17:44,000 --> 01:17:48,720
show Tony. Yeah, no, I never seen this before in

1422
01:17:48,720 --> 01:17:50,640
my life either, and.

1423
01:17:50,680 --> 01:17:53,000
Speaker 1: Like I thought, wow, that was cool.

1424
01:17:54,079 --> 01:17:57,079
Speaker 2: Yeah, and then it didn't matter at all. So they

1425
01:17:57,159 --> 01:17:59,520
kicked the walls ass. They drag him to the backstage

1426
01:17:59,520 --> 01:18:02,000
to the ambulance because they're gonna put the wall in

1427
01:18:02,039 --> 01:18:05,239
the ambulance, and then d DP jumps out of the

1428
01:18:05,239 --> 01:18:07,319
back of the ambulance and attacks Shane Douglas and Mike

1429
01:18:07,359 --> 01:18:09,800
Astain with a chair. Now, lets we forget that DDP

1430
01:18:10,000 --> 01:18:13,279
arrived earlier in a car with a bunch of the boys,

1431
01:18:13,640 --> 01:18:15,640
So like, what did he just get into the ambulance?

1432
01:18:15,720 --> 01:18:20,039
Speaker 1: Was now, Well, Mike Austin just drove it in.

1433
01:18:21,119 --> 01:18:23,560
Speaker 4: Oh yes, he was there the whole time, or what.

1434
01:18:24,079 --> 01:18:26,359
Speaker 2: He was there? He went and actually found Mike Austin

1435
01:18:26,800 --> 01:18:28,119
driving it and jumped to the back.

1436
01:18:28,439 --> 01:18:30,439
Speaker 1: Well, he has to he has to get his get

1437
01:18:30,479 --> 01:18:32,000
back for his boy Chris Kenyon.

1438
01:18:32,199 --> 01:18:35,560
Speaker 2: Oh right, and he he does so by throwing Mike

1439
01:18:35,600 --> 01:18:37,399
Austo into the back of the ambulance so he can

1440
01:18:37,399 --> 01:18:38,800
go to the hospital and get taken care of.

1441
01:18:40,439 --> 01:18:41,359
Speaker 1: Driving this Mike.

1442
01:18:45,840 --> 01:18:47,960
Speaker 2: He throws them through the back and Mike appears in

1443
01:18:48,039 --> 01:18:49,399
the front seat and drives away.

1444
01:18:51,359 --> 01:18:54,079
Speaker 1: What do he have, Like, why did he drive it in?

1445
01:18:54,760 --> 01:18:56,359
If someone was there to drive it, why did he

1446
01:18:56,399 --> 01:18:56,880
drive it in?

1447
01:18:57,680 --> 01:18:59,640
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, that's a great fucking thing.

1448
01:19:00,399 --> 01:19:03,439
Speaker 1: Also, franchise in awesome take the wall up to the

1449
01:19:03,680 --> 01:19:05,880
to the ramp in the back and they're going to

1450
01:19:05,880 --> 01:19:08,800
the ambulance and they say, do the ambulance.

1451
01:19:11,199 --> 01:19:13,279
Speaker 2: Right, super matter of fact.

1452
01:19:13,439 --> 01:19:16,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, so DDP hits Mike Gostain with the chair.

1453
01:19:17,239 --> 01:19:20,840
They drive away. The wall is now beating up franchise.

1454
01:19:21,319 --> 01:19:24,520
Speaker 2: That's just still happening. So like this segment, doesn't it

1455
01:19:24,560 --> 01:19:28,119
is They showed two different camera angles because the ambulance

1456
01:19:28,199 --> 01:19:30,079
leading the building and then we go back and the

1457
01:19:30,079 --> 01:19:32,239
walls throwing shanduglets into a pillar.

1458
01:19:32,600 --> 01:19:35,359
Speaker 1: I love this whole this whole thing. I mean, this

1459
01:19:35,680 --> 01:19:36,840
is fucking crazy.

1460
01:19:37,399 --> 01:19:40,960
Speaker 2: So the wall has Shane Douglas on the ground and

1461
01:19:41,000 --> 01:19:44,079
he's throttling them and he says, I'll kill you, and

1462
01:19:44,119 --> 01:19:48,439
then the segment ends like we could know.

1463
01:19:50,199 --> 01:19:53,880
Speaker 1: I'll kill you. He is literally gooseling him on the ground.

1464
01:19:54,119 --> 01:19:57,039
D P is still like right here if he wants

1465
01:19:57,039 --> 01:19:58,319
to jump in or anything.

1466
01:19:59,479 --> 01:19:59,960
Speaker 2: That's fine.

1467
01:20:01,520 --> 01:20:04,920
Speaker 1: You know my favorite, you know, my favorite part about

1468
01:20:04,960 --> 01:20:08,039
this is so we have all these guys, Mike Austin's

1469
01:20:08,039 --> 01:20:11,000
going to the hospital, fucking DDPS, getting ready for his

1470
01:20:11,119 --> 01:20:12,720
match the wall franchise whatever.

1471
01:20:12,800 --> 01:20:13,000
Speaker 2: Course.

1472
01:20:13,119 --> 01:20:15,640
Speaker 1: So anyways, like every single one of these guys is

1473
01:20:15,680 --> 01:20:19,800
now in different attire on the next segment carrying a casket.

1474
01:20:22,600 --> 01:20:25,079
Speaker 2: Well, he got to put on their funeral tire.

1475
01:20:27,000 --> 01:20:32,520
Speaker 1: Mike Awesome just got out of the ambulance, different outfit,

1476
01:20:33,760 --> 01:20:37,199
help carry the casket. Cut it cuts from the wall.

1477
01:20:37,279 --> 01:20:42,840
Literally fucking Homer simpsoning fucking franchise and then he's just

1478
01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:44,319
carrying this casket.

1479
01:20:46,439 --> 01:20:49,840
Speaker 2: Well, you know, someone's gotta do it.

1480
01:20:51,000 --> 01:20:53,760
Speaker 1: There is just no continuity at all. There's not even

1481
01:20:53,840 --> 01:20:57,880
any thought going on at all. Dude, literally franchise Awesome

1482
01:20:57,880 --> 01:21:01,000
and the new Bletter carrying a casket, and we just

1483
01:21:01,199 --> 01:21:08,760
saw all these guys fucking just like die. Dude. I

1484
01:21:08,800 --> 01:21:09,359
went back.

1485
01:21:09,600 --> 01:21:11,560
Speaker 4: I had to go back because I was I to

1486
01:21:11,560 --> 01:21:13,840
get that picture of Mike Assom driving the ambulance. And

1487
01:21:13,880 --> 01:21:16,680
then I realized that he was wearing the halo in the.

1488
01:21:20,039 --> 01:21:23,159
Speaker 2: What look?

1489
01:21:23,199 --> 01:21:37,239
Speaker 4: I said, the picture over fucking I wanted to see

1490
01:21:37,239 --> 01:21:45,039
thee I was like, holy ship, the ambulance God. And

1491
01:21:45,039 --> 01:21:47,319
then he came. Then he wheelchaired himself down of the ring.

1492
01:21:47,439 --> 01:21:49,119
After this, oh, this is so fun.

1493
01:21:49,279 --> 01:22:04,399
Speaker 2: Due Mike Awesome is on the show getting with Halo.

1494
01:22:06,439 --> 01:22:15,159
Think of fucking anything, no thought in anything. I'm sending

1495
01:22:15,199 --> 01:22:18,079
this to Beefy, no context.

1496
01:22:23,800 --> 01:22:28,399
Speaker 1: So after this segment, franchise Awesome in the new bleadder

1497
01:22:28,479 --> 01:22:32,119
carrying the casket. Uh, and miss Liz is laughing and

1498
01:22:32,199 --> 01:22:34,600
Russo tells to take her away.

1499
01:22:34,840 --> 01:22:37,920
Speaker 2: Get her out of here. Truck plombo in gear by

1500
01:22:38,000 --> 01:22:42,520
the way, and then we see him get an outfit.

1501
01:22:44,680 --> 01:22:50,119
Speaker 1: He sent his lex Luger outfit. Yeah. So Norman Smiley

1502
01:22:50,159 --> 01:22:52,560
and Ralphus are here washing the filth the Animal's car

1503
01:22:52,680 --> 01:22:54,960
with the paint that they got replaced with earlier.

1504
01:22:55,279 --> 01:22:57,439
Speaker 2: Yeah. Ralphus dumps the bucket on the hood and white

1505
01:22:57,439 --> 01:23:00,560
paints all over it, and Norman's money says this doesn't

1506
01:23:00,600 --> 01:23:02,880
look good Ralphis, and Ralphas says, come on, is that

1507
01:23:02,920 --> 01:23:06,560
good stuff? Soap? It's soap, get working, let's go. He's

1508
01:23:06,600 --> 01:23:08,960
just rubbing paint into the hood of his fucking car.

1509
01:23:09,479 --> 01:23:10,640
This is like and.

1510
01:23:10,680 --> 01:23:13,640
Speaker 4: Dude on commentary, they like, don't give a fuck of it, Like,

1511
01:23:13,640 --> 01:23:15,520
do you know Tony's fine? I guess we're washing the car.

1512
01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:17,600
Like he doesn't give a shit about this. They're like,

1513
01:23:17,840 --> 01:23:19,720
was that white stuff? And they're like, I guess that

1514
01:23:19,840 --> 01:23:21,840
was soap? I don't know. They like they didn't even

1515
01:23:21,920 --> 01:23:25,600
understand that it was paint on comments because they don't

1516
01:23:25,600 --> 01:23:28,000
give a shit about this car wash thing, so they

1517
01:23:28,119 --> 01:23:29,279
just like checked out.

1518
01:23:28,960 --> 01:23:32,439
Speaker 2: The two biggest overarching angles on this show are the

1519
01:23:32,520 --> 01:23:35,239
Rig Flair funeral and Ralphs and Norman Smiley gonna watch

1520
01:23:35,239 --> 01:23:35,720
his car.

1521
01:23:39,359 --> 01:23:41,880
Speaker 4: They're like, is that soap? I guess it's white soap?

1522
01:23:41,960 --> 01:23:43,840
Speaker 2: Yeah? Whatever, Yeah it is.

1523
01:23:44,279 --> 01:23:46,560
Speaker 1: So now it's time for the Rick Flair funeral.

1524
01:23:47,279 --> 01:23:50,359
Speaker 2: Oh my god, the funeral of Ric Flair. They play

1525
01:23:50,439 --> 01:23:53,840
the Evil Funeral March music, and Russo walks out with

1526
01:23:53,920 --> 01:23:56,640
David Flair. Russo has the world title, of course. The

1527
01:23:56,720 --> 01:23:58,159
caskets at ringside R and B.

1528
01:23:58,319 --> 01:24:00,439
Speaker 4: Of course, of course he would have the world title.

1529
01:24:00,520 --> 01:24:03,760
Speaker 2: Yes, of course. So Russo gets in the ring with

1530
01:24:03,800 --> 01:24:06,920
a mic and he says, deadly beloved, we are gathered

1531
01:24:06,960 --> 01:24:09,399
here to lay to celebrate the death out of career

1532
01:24:09,520 --> 01:24:12,119
Rick Flair. Please roll the footage. So they, of course

1533
01:24:12,439 --> 01:24:16,000
didn't see it earlier, so they show last Wednesday on Thunder,

1534
01:24:16,319 --> 01:24:19,239
Charles Robinson's helping flare up the Rampanty collapses has a

1535
01:24:19,239 --> 01:24:23,319
brain iners him. Russo says, is that dumb most pathetic

1536
01:24:23,359 --> 01:24:24,119
thing you ever saw?

1537
01:24:24,279 --> 01:24:24,479
Speaker 4: Or what?

1538
01:24:25,279 --> 01:24:27,720
Speaker 2: Now? I got one thing to say. All you people

1539
01:24:27,760 --> 01:24:30,800
here can let that be on your head because I

1540
01:24:30,880 --> 01:24:32,479
tried to do the right thing. I told her Flair

1541
01:24:32,560 --> 01:24:35,319
he was too damn old to compete, and look what

1542
01:24:35,439 --> 01:24:38,119
happened in front of the entire world. Our man had

1543
01:24:38,119 --> 01:24:41,600
our brain aneurysm. And Tony Chevanni immediately says, we don't

1544
01:24:41,640 --> 01:24:46,680
know that short. I don't think so honestly, and Russo says,

1545
01:24:46,720 --> 01:24:49,439
the only shame of this is that is David could

1546
01:24:49,520 --> 01:24:53,680
not retire his father at that great American bash, and

1547
01:24:53,720 --> 01:24:57,640
the crowd chances Russo sucks, and Russo says, no, you people,

1548
01:24:59,479 --> 01:25:02,279
and Russo's says, I'll tell you what. Russo may suck,

1549
01:25:02,479 --> 01:25:06,079
but Russo's got that w CW title, doesnty And it's

1550
01:25:06,079 --> 01:25:07,840
time for Russo to give that belt back to its

1551
01:25:07,880 --> 01:25:11,680
proper owner, the once again ww World Champion, the chosen one,

1552
01:25:11,760 --> 01:25:14,800
Jeff Jarrett. So at this point, I'm like Okay, I

1553
01:25:14,960 --> 01:25:18,760
thought that this was like they stole the title and

1554
01:25:18,800 --> 01:25:21,720
they're just being assholes and they're like parading around. Okay,

1555
01:25:21,800 --> 01:25:25,800
jarrets like right, it's just like, hey, Jared's fucking champion

1556
01:25:25,840 --> 01:25:28,159
because he has the physical belt and Flair will be

1557
01:25:28,199 --> 01:25:31,319
here and you, yeah, fucking get this back. Jared poses

1558
01:25:31,359 --> 01:25:33,199
with the belt and he says he's finally got the

1559
01:25:33,199 --> 01:25:35,960
belt and once again proven he's the chosen one. And

1560
01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:37,920
then Russo takes the mic back and says, don't say

1561
01:25:38,079 --> 01:25:41,039
Vince Russo doesn't have a hard because remember this, he

1562
01:25:41,079 --> 01:25:43,279
has the role x that earlier we saw him throw

1563
01:25:43,279 --> 01:25:46,279
into the casket. But it doesn't matter. I will do

1564
01:25:46,399 --> 01:25:49,359
the right thing and I will bury Rick Flair's role

1565
01:25:49,479 --> 01:25:51,640
x with his career. Thank you. So he rolls out

1566
01:25:51,640 --> 01:25:53,880
of the ring and goes over the casket and he

1567
01:25:53,960 --> 01:25:56,479
opens up the lid and he he doesn't just put

1568
01:25:56,479 --> 01:25:59,800
the role x inside. He starts digging inside of the

1569
01:26:00,119 --> 01:26:02,279
fucking casket. I guess for this spot, but it just

1570
01:26:02,279 --> 01:26:05,800
looks ridiculous. And even more ridiculous is it's not Rick

1571
01:26:05,840 --> 01:26:08,800
Flair that is here to save this. Kevin Nash's big

1572
01:26:08,840 --> 01:26:12,960
ass reaches out and gouseles Russo and shoves him, climbs

1573
01:26:12,960 --> 01:26:15,960
out of the casket. R and B security just watch

1574
01:26:16,039 --> 01:26:19,520
him walk into the ring and then he kicks David

1575
01:26:19,520 --> 01:26:23,359
Flair and fucking Jared's ass, takes the world title, tells

1576
01:26:23,439 --> 01:26:25,520
Russo to suck it, and leaves.

1577
01:26:25,880 --> 01:26:28,640
Speaker 1: Kevin Nash is the ghost of Rick Flair's career.

1578
01:26:29,159 --> 01:26:30,479
Speaker 2: What the fuck does that mean?

1579
01:26:32,079 --> 01:26:36,960
Speaker 4: What does due the funniest ship ever? Up close on

1580
01:26:37,119 --> 01:26:39,680
Russo like digging in the casket, pulling it up. So

1581
01:26:39,720 --> 01:26:41,800
thats is.

1582
01:26:41,800 --> 01:26:48,439
Speaker 2: Like stuck under whatever he can't get out. Help, Hey brother,

1583
01:26:48,479 --> 01:26:52,520
I'm stuck out here. This isn't.

1584
01:26:54,640 --> 01:26:55,359
Speaker 4: Stink comes up.

1585
01:26:55,399 --> 01:27:01,640
Speaker 2: That's more like nonchalant, careless about getting into the ring

1586
01:27:01,680 --> 01:27:03,439
and bumping these dudes around and taking the title.

1587
01:27:03,640 --> 01:27:06,680
Speaker 4: Yeah right, no urgency, Yeah, like no, it didn't mean

1588
01:27:06,760 --> 01:27:08,079
any Yeah yeah, yeah.

1589
01:27:08,159 --> 01:27:11,119
Speaker 2: So he takes the world title. So now Nash is

1590
01:27:11,239 --> 01:27:14,880
what I thought in possession of the world title.

1591
01:27:15,239 --> 01:27:17,560
Speaker 4: Possession is nine tenths of the law or whatever they say.

1592
01:27:17,560 --> 01:27:19,279
That's what they say, don't they say that?

1593
01:27:19,319 --> 01:27:20,079
Speaker 2: Criminals say that.

1594
01:27:20,079 --> 01:27:28,079
Speaker 1: You know. So we go backstage, Russo, Jared and David

1595
01:27:28,079 --> 01:27:28,680
are here.

1596
01:27:29,000 --> 01:27:32,800
Speaker 2: And they're with the new w CW interviewer. It's Pamela

1597
01:27:32,840 --> 01:27:35,880
Paul's shock. They don't say that until later, but I

1598
01:27:35,880 --> 01:27:37,159
guess this is her debut here.

1599
01:27:37,479 --> 01:27:40,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, why did they Why did they not say? I

1600
01:27:40,000 --> 01:27:43,600
actually loved this. Russo Jared David, he says, who are you?

1601
01:27:45,560 --> 01:27:47,720
Speaker 2: She tries to ask them a question I've never seen,

1602
01:27:47,760 --> 01:27:50,359
and Russell Greb's like, who are you? And he tries

1603
01:27:50,439 --> 01:27:54,159
talking to Kevin Ash. You've got Jared's belt. You got

1604
01:27:54,199 --> 01:27:56,000
forty five minutes to give it back, because if you

1605
01:27:56,039 --> 01:27:59,199
don't tonight, you and Jared no holds bad and we'll

1606
01:27:59,239 --> 01:28:02,600
take it from you, you big goof again. I'm like, okay,

1607
01:28:02,600 --> 01:28:05,520
they're gonna have a faux match for the possession of

1608
01:28:05,560 --> 01:28:08,079
the title if Nash doesn't give it back. I understand,

1609
01:28:08,119 --> 01:28:11,039
that's fine. I can I can see this, no problem.

1610
01:28:11,520 --> 01:28:15,079
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the clock and I go, wait a minute.

1611
01:28:16,359 --> 01:28:20,279
We have forty five more minutes on this show. I

1612
01:28:20,279 --> 01:28:23,960
feel like I've watched like six fucking shows.

1613
01:28:23,960 --> 01:28:25,520
Speaker 4: Literally has been a lifetime.

1614
01:28:25,840 --> 01:28:28,680
Speaker 2: Every WW show from this era feels like three hours.

1615
01:28:28,760 --> 01:28:31,359
Speaker 1: Yeah, dude, like we still have ninety segments left.

1616
01:28:31,880 --> 01:28:32,199
Speaker 2: Fuck.

1617
01:28:32,680 --> 01:28:37,880
Speaker 1: So, now we have the Scott Steinertown Hall, Yes we do.

1618
01:28:38,479 --> 01:28:41,880
So Scott Steiner comes out. He has the freaks all

1619
01:28:41,960 --> 01:28:46,800
dressed up in Michigan cheerleader outfits, because well we're in Michigan,

1620
01:28:46,960 --> 01:28:50,319
of course, and you know, Scott Steider went to the

1621
01:28:50,359 --> 01:28:52,520
greatest university of all time, Michigan.

1622
01:28:54,439 --> 01:28:57,199
Speaker 2: So or is he like to say, Michigan.

1623
01:28:59,039 --> 01:29:02,880
Speaker 1: Scott Steiner, of course, grabs a mic, and the crowd

1624
01:29:03,279 --> 01:29:06,680
readily prepares for what is likely the best night of

1625
01:29:06,720 --> 01:29:10,880
their entire lives. Scott Seiner says, you know, it's always

1626
01:29:10,920 --> 01:29:13,640
great to come back to the neighborhood because right here,

1627
01:29:14,159 --> 01:29:19,319
Michigan is where I just started taking my freaks the exstacy,

1628
01:29:20,399 --> 01:29:23,960
and right down on the road, right next to University

1629
01:29:24,000 --> 01:29:28,000
of Michigan, I've ran plenty of women's hand in between

1630
01:29:28,000 --> 01:29:31,640
the sheets. I proven that I was a superman.

1631
01:29:32,800 --> 01:29:35,119
Speaker 2: I didn't know what that fucking meant, dude.

1632
01:29:35,119 --> 01:29:38,319
Speaker 1: I mean that first, just the first bar there was crazy.

1633
01:29:38,359 --> 01:29:42,560
I had to started taking my freaks the extasy. He

1634
01:29:42,640 --> 01:29:44,720
then goes on to say, and all my freaks know

1635
01:29:45,680 --> 01:29:48,319
when the dark side of the moon raises, the flip

1636
01:29:48,399 --> 01:29:53,840
side of big bad booty Daddy comes out, and that's

1637
01:29:53,880 --> 01:29:58,600
all about love, taste and touch what and all my

1638
01:29:58,760 --> 01:30:03,159
freaks know that there's nothing finer than doing the sixty

1639
01:30:03,279 --> 01:30:08,000
niner with Scott Steiner. Yeah, so this goes to all

1640
01:30:08,079 --> 01:30:11,439
my freaks out there. Big Papa Pump is your hookup

1641
01:30:11,680 --> 01:30:13,159
holler if you hear me.

1642
01:30:13,520 --> 01:30:15,319
Speaker 2: And I was like, wow, that was a great promom.

1643
01:30:15,520 --> 01:30:18,800
Speaker 1: Now it was no secret, dude, I was.

1644
01:30:18,560 --> 01:30:18,880
Speaker 2: I was.

1645
01:30:21,800 --> 01:30:23,880
Speaker 1: Now it's no secret. And I was born with a

1646
01:30:23,920 --> 01:30:29,319
wild hair up my ass. And my friends have always

1647
01:30:29,359 --> 01:30:36,760
told me, you're out of control and you lack discipline

1648
01:30:37,159 --> 01:30:39,359
and one day you might end up in jail.

1649
01:30:39,439 --> 01:30:39,600
Speaker 2: Why.

1650
01:30:39,600 --> 01:30:42,079
Speaker 1: I've been through the cell and I've been through hell,

1651
01:30:42,159 --> 01:30:46,239
but the bottom line is I've always survived. So from

1652
01:30:46,279 --> 01:30:48,760
now on, where I go to cell goes, a hell

1653
01:30:48,840 --> 01:30:49,479
comes with me.

1654
01:30:49,680 --> 01:30:51,720
Speaker 2: Dude. That was a hard line. Where I go, the

1655
01:30:51,760 --> 01:30:53,680
cell goes and the hell and hell comes. When I

1656
01:30:53,680 --> 01:30:56,560
was like, wow, that's like pretty cool, Like that's a

1657
01:30:56,600 --> 01:30:57,039
cool Like.

1658
01:30:57,119 --> 01:31:02,960
Speaker 1: Now, if you look up you see the asylum. It's

1659
01:31:03,000 --> 01:31:05,960
really easy to get in, but to get out you

1660
01:31:06,079 --> 01:31:10,600
gotta say I quit. Now there's two people I want

1661
01:31:10,600 --> 01:31:13,800
to see face the genetic freak and that's my brother

1662
01:31:14,439 --> 01:31:20,319
and that's Tank Abbot. Get your ass out here right now,

1663
01:31:20,880 --> 01:31:22,399
which one dude?

1664
01:31:22,439 --> 01:31:26,359
Speaker 2: Okay, I was like I first wrote down Scott seinerss

1665
01:31:26,399 --> 01:31:29,479
Rick Signer, and Tank Abbot. Then I said, okay, there

1666
01:31:29,520 --> 01:31:32,920
is no fucking tag gabbit here. The line where he

1667
01:31:32,960 --> 01:31:34,520
says where I go to the cell, goes and help

1668
01:31:34,520 --> 01:31:35,840
comes with me, I was like, Oh, that's a fucking

1669
01:31:35,920 --> 01:31:38,199
like that's a cool line. I didn't know. He literally

1670
01:31:38,239 --> 01:31:40,239
meant like that's how he's setting up this match. Like

1671
01:31:40,279 --> 01:31:42,720
now he has a cage that's always there when he's.

1672
01:31:42,560 --> 01:31:44,199
Speaker 4: There, not bad, not bad.

1673
01:31:44,239 --> 01:31:46,800
Speaker 1: I mean I gotta give it to him here. He

1674
01:31:46,840 --> 01:31:50,119
had a lot to say always does. I mean, this

1675
01:31:50,159 --> 01:31:53,039
is his this is his home college town, right, so

1676
01:31:53,640 --> 01:31:56,119
why not give it to him here? And of course,

1677
01:31:56,239 --> 01:31:57,960
I mean we already knew that what this match was

1678
01:31:58,000 --> 01:32:02,520
and it was coming. Yeah, I mean Scott Steiner actually

1679
01:32:02,520 --> 01:32:07,920
had like an extended everybody knew that.

1680
01:32:11,159 --> 01:32:17,319
Speaker 2: Everybody knows what somebody don't want to know about the Yeah,

1681
01:32:18,800 --> 01:32:23,520
So it is an asylum match. It is a it's

1682
01:32:23,600 --> 01:32:28,119
a cage circular style that fits inside the ring and

1683
01:32:28,159 --> 01:32:31,000
there's no door. So the only way to get out

1684
01:32:31,000 --> 01:32:33,600
of this cage is steer. So eloquently put it is,

1685
01:32:33,600 --> 01:32:34,319
does say I quit?

1686
01:32:35,279 --> 01:32:37,920
Speaker 1: You're coming up with like stipulations that like don't matter.

1687
01:32:37,960 --> 01:32:41,119
This company doesn't care there, what do you mean? It

1688
01:32:41,159 --> 01:32:44,000
could be pinned submission, I quit, we could throw it out.

1689
01:32:44,000 --> 01:32:46,239
Speaker 2: Who gives There's a good chance that they would have

1690
01:32:46,279 --> 01:32:48,720
done a pinfull match if they didn't have another stipulation

1691
01:32:48,800 --> 01:32:51,239
that's written into every match here where a guy has

1692
01:32:51,279 --> 01:32:52,279
to come out and glumps the body.

1693
01:32:53,479 --> 01:32:59,199
Speaker 1: That has happened, please, So Scott Steiner versus Rick Steiner

1694
01:32:59,319 --> 01:33:04,039
in the asylum. Steiner attacks Rick as soon as he

1695
01:33:04,079 --> 01:33:07,520
gets in the ring. The asylum cage has not dropped yet.

1696
01:33:07,880 --> 01:33:11,479
No Rick is attacking Scottie. He hits a belly to

1697
01:33:11,520 --> 01:33:13,239
belly as the asylum cage drops.

1698
01:33:13,520 --> 01:33:16,399
Speaker 2: It's a fucking bird cage, Like this is ridiculous looking.

1699
01:33:16,680 --> 01:33:17,720
Speaker 4: It is a birdcage.

1700
01:33:17,720 --> 01:33:20,119
Speaker 1: You're in and they try to explain the rules here

1701
01:33:20,119 --> 01:33:22,399
as the cage drops where you have to give up

1702
01:33:23,039 --> 01:33:26,600
or you're knocked unconscious. So it's like submission or TKO

1703
01:33:26,920 --> 01:33:30,640
or ko whatever. Right, So Steiner throws Rick into the

1704
01:33:30,640 --> 01:33:34,479
asylum cage and surprisingly it didn't crash and fall and

1705
01:33:34,479 --> 01:33:35,359
fall into the crowd.

1706
01:33:35,800 --> 01:33:38,000
Speaker 2: I thought this thing was gonna be built like shit

1707
01:33:38,119 --> 01:33:39,840
and like someone was going through and he was gonna

1708
01:33:39,880 --> 01:33:42,920
ruin the angle, like ruin the stipulation immediately. I guess

1709
01:33:42,920 --> 01:33:44,720
I should have known that they were just gonna ruin

1710
01:33:44,760 --> 01:33:45,359
it immediately.

1711
01:33:45,399 --> 01:33:49,119
Speaker 1: Instead, Steiner hits a belly to belly where he just

1712
01:33:49,159 --> 01:33:50,479
fucking tosses Rick.

1713
01:33:50,840 --> 01:33:52,960
Speaker 2: I mean Rick, sandbag the shit out of him, like

1714
01:33:53,039 --> 01:33:54,800
wanted to do that for he.

1715
01:33:54,760 --> 01:33:56,279
Speaker 1: Got as close to the cage as he could and

1716
01:33:56,319 --> 01:33:59,199
he just had off fucking I'm throwing you. Scott hits

1717
01:33:59,239 --> 01:34:02,760
an overhead bellied belly to a big pop. Scott puts

1718
01:34:02,760 --> 01:34:07,920
in the Steiner recliner, but then Goldberg's music hits Goldberg. Well,

1719
01:34:07,960 --> 01:34:10,520
it cuts backstays to Doug Dillinger and R and B

1720
01:34:10,600 --> 01:34:13,840
security at a locker room door, and if you squinch

1721
01:34:13,880 --> 01:34:16,880
your eyes and you look real close, that locker room

1722
01:34:16,920 --> 01:34:18,840
door reads tank Berg.

1723
01:34:19,399 --> 01:34:22,640
Speaker 2: It is tank Berg, and the Doug Dillinger knocks on

1724
01:34:22,680 --> 01:34:28,279
the door and out comes Tank Abbott with wirecutters. So yes,

1725
01:34:28,640 --> 01:34:32,079
he does the fucking vagsage entrance. Scott is he has

1726
01:34:32,199 --> 01:34:34,800
Rick in the Steiner recliner forever, like he's staring at

1727
01:34:34,840 --> 01:34:37,000
the aisleway. Nobody's coming out and he still has Rick

1728
01:34:37,079 --> 01:34:38,720
in this move Like this match could have just ended

1729
01:34:38,840 --> 01:34:42,520
here but no, Tankberg comes out and I know it's

1730
01:34:42,560 --> 01:34:45,399
Tankberg because the nameplate comes up and it says Tankberger.

1731
01:34:46,880 --> 01:34:50,760
Speaker 1: They hate Goldberg man, like they hate this guy.

1732
01:34:51,399 --> 01:34:53,600
Speaker 2: So yeah, as James said, he tries to cut the

1733
01:34:54,159 --> 01:34:56,199
fencing here. It doesn't work, so he throws it on

1734
01:34:56,239 --> 01:34:56,680
the floor.

1735
01:34:57,079 --> 01:34:59,520
Speaker 1: I love how he tries it. An Toni Shavanni is like,

1736
01:34:59,560 --> 01:35:03,000
he's only fucking tried twice.

1737
01:35:03,279 --> 01:35:06,479
Speaker 2: Not really a great attempt, You're right. So tank Abbot

1738
01:35:06,479 --> 01:35:08,560
goes into you know, his second plant here, which is

1739
01:35:08,560 --> 01:35:10,920
to walk over to the man with the box, which

1740
01:35:11,000 --> 01:35:14,199
is the box that controls lifting and lowering the asylum cage,

1741
01:35:14,199 --> 01:35:17,279
which is referee Mickey J. And tank Abbot and his

1742
01:35:17,520 --> 01:35:19,720
wisdom walks over and punches Mickey J. In the veas

1743
01:35:20,920 --> 01:35:25,279
and commentary, I swear to God says he dicked Mickey J.

1744
01:35:27,720 --> 01:35:30,479
So tank Abbott now has the asylum box and he

1745
01:35:30,600 --> 01:35:34,319
raises the asylum and per tradition, tank Abbot gets in

1746
01:35:34,359 --> 01:35:36,640
and he glombs a man. He takes out Scott Steiner

1747
01:35:36,840 --> 01:35:38,680
and they start kicking Scott Steiner's ass.

1748
01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:45,720
Speaker 1: Kevin Nash comes down here with the world title like

1749
01:35:46,239 --> 01:35:49,840
how many, I mean, how many angles can one guy

1750
01:35:49,880 --> 01:35:51,439
fucking have dude.

1751
01:35:51,520 --> 01:35:55,199
Speaker 2: He comes out, doesn't care, non schalot world title, hits

1752
01:35:55,359 --> 01:35:58,479
Rick and Tank Abbot with the world title. Then Rick

1753
01:35:58,479 --> 01:35:59,560
and Tank Abbitt just leave.

1754
01:36:00,279 --> 01:36:03,439
Speaker 1: So Russo is here with a Yankee shirt and he's

1755
01:36:03,479 --> 01:36:08,159
watching what happened on the monitor with Jeff Jarrett. Yes,

1756
01:36:08,279 --> 01:36:12,319
fuck the Yankees. Having a Yankee shirt on on Turner

1757
01:36:12,359 --> 01:36:15,600
networking should get you fired immediately.

1758
01:36:15,920 --> 01:36:18,800
Speaker 2: I agree. And you ain't as as anti braves as

1759
01:36:18,800 --> 01:36:19,720
I am. I agree with you.

1760
01:36:20,199 --> 01:36:22,199
Speaker 1: Yeah, come on, man, like they were calling that ship

1761
01:36:22,239 --> 01:36:24,520
Turner Field that this was real ship back.

1762
01:36:24,399 --> 01:36:26,720
Speaker 2: Gun, stop playing like I mean, like, yeah, fuck you.

1763
01:36:26,800 --> 01:36:28,640
That wasn't even the heat from the crowd. That's heat.

1764
01:36:28,800 --> 01:36:30,560
Like for the fucking what.

1765
01:36:30,439 --> 01:36:32,640
Speaker 1: You're looking at here is in l East Love, Like,

1766
01:36:32,720 --> 01:36:35,359
fuck the Yankees, man, for real. Get the fuck out

1767
01:36:35,359 --> 01:36:37,960
of here, man, get the fuck out of here. If

1768
01:36:38,000 --> 01:36:41,399
you like the Yankees, fuck you man. I'm sorry.

1769
01:36:41,439 --> 01:36:42,399
Speaker 4: I apologize.

1770
01:36:44,119 --> 01:36:47,720
Speaker 1: So we got backstage. Pamela Paul's shock is here and

1771
01:36:48,079 --> 01:36:52,119
she tells the camera that she is waiting for Kevin Nash.

1772
01:36:51,399 --> 01:36:53,640
Speaker 2: And she does. She literally stands there and waits for

1773
01:36:53,680 --> 01:36:56,960
a second awkwardly, and then she turns, Hey, Kevin Nash,

1774
01:36:57,119 --> 01:36:59,199
why'd you go out there and help Big Papa Bump

1775
01:36:59,760 --> 01:37:02,640
and says you are who? And she says, I'm Pamela

1776
01:37:02,640 --> 01:37:04,399
Paul Shock. So can you like you got an answer

1777
01:37:04,399 --> 01:37:07,319
from me? And Nash says are you single? And Pamela says,

1778
01:37:07,319 --> 01:37:08,520
so could you like answer the question?

1779
01:37:08,640 --> 01:37:09,359
Speaker 4: Please study?

1780
01:37:10,199 --> 01:37:13,119
Speaker 2: Nash says Russo, it's real simple and easy man to find.

1781
01:37:13,399 --> 01:37:16,680
You want this belt, Let's make a deal. I match tonight, Jared,

1782
01:37:16,760 --> 01:37:19,640
you win, you go home the champ. I win. I'm

1783
01:37:19,680 --> 01:37:22,800
the champ now again. I'm still like, okay, this has

1784
01:37:22,840 --> 01:37:25,479
to be maybe he means like just like physically he's

1785
01:37:25,560 --> 01:37:28,720
physically holding the title, like he's the holder of the

1786
01:37:28,760 --> 01:37:30,600
title and he will be giving it to Ric Flair

1787
01:37:31,000 --> 01:37:33,720
because Rick Flair never lost the title and like there's

1788
01:37:33,760 --> 01:37:35,399
no why is Rick Flair not the champion.

1789
01:37:35,720 --> 01:37:39,199
Speaker 1: So Tony Schavanni says that our new backstage interviewer, her

1790
01:37:39,279 --> 01:37:43,079
name is Pamela Paul Shock, and Mark Madden says that

1791
01:37:43,199 --> 01:37:49,439
wasn't oakerland. Tony Shavanni says, right after this show, Western

1792
01:37:49,479 --> 01:37:53,239
Conference finals are on between the Lakers and Trailblazers. Oh

1793
01:37:53,920 --> 01:37:59,000
and Mark Madden says, go Shock, Shack Fu and Tony says, yeah,

1794
01:37:59,079 --> 01:38:05,720
go ras Sheen. How about that shit turner Synergy.

1795
01:38:06,159 --> 01:38:07,800
Speaker 2: I don't know if we mentioned it earlier, but yeah,

1796
01:38:07,840 --> 01:38:10,960
so this nitro did start an hour earlier because of that.

1797
01:38:11,199 --> 01:38:14,000
Speaker 1: Yeah, basketball is hot right now. Shack's on a run.

1798
01:38:14,319 --> 01:38:16,600
Shack changed basketball forever. They had to start changing out

1799
01:38:16,600 --> 01:38:18,119
the hoops are she was breaking everything.

1800
01:38:19,760 --> 01:38:21,960
Speaker 2: Shacks changing WW two K forever. I mean his move's

1801
01:38:21,960 --> 01:38:22,680
that's sick as fuck.

1802
01:38:22,880 --> 01:38:25,720
Speaker 1: And we move on to Chuck Palumbo versus DDP.

1803
01:38:26,359 --> 01:38:28,720
Speaker 2: So Chuck plumbos now dressed as the Total Package. He

1804
01:38:28,800 --> 01:38:31,840
comes out with R and B security and they're forcing

1805
01:38:31,840 --> 01:38:34,840
Elizabeth to come out here. And last Wednesday on Thunder,

1806
01:38:35,079 --> 01:38:37,640
the Total Package the real One attack Chuck Plombo it's

1807
01:38:37,640 --> 01:38:39,159
the gym and dumped a bunch of shit on him

1808
01:38:39,159 --> 01:38:40,800
brotean powder or drink chake.

1809
01:38:41,079 --> 01:38:45,079
Speaker 1: So DDP and Chuck Palumbo go into an international. DDP

1810
01:38:45,199 --> 01:38:47,800
hits a belly to belly for a two. He hits

1811
01:38:47,800 --> 01:38:50,600
the discus line, but it cuts to Miss Liz's face

1812
01:38:50,600 --> 01:38:51,600
all here as she's watching.

1813
01:38:51,960 --> 01:38:54,600
Speaker 2: DDP hits the punch combo that turns into the clothesline.

1814
01:38:54,680 --> 01:38:57,960
He stands up and he yells bag motherfucker.

1815
01:38:59,159 --> 01:38:59,439
Speaker 4: Shit.

1816
01:39:00,079 --> 01:39:03,359
Speaker 1: So Palumba mule kicks DDP. I don't know why he

1817
01:39:03,359 --> 01:39:05,680
didn't just cheat. Who gives a fuck? The ref doesn't care.

1818
01:39:06,640 --> 01:39:09,239
Speaker 2: You're well, we don't know that he doesn't care yet.

1819
01:39:09,880 --> 01:39:15,039
Speaker 1: Right, Well, technically the rule, what rules, whatever, doesn't matter.

1820
01:39:16,039 --> 01:39:18,680
Chuck Plumba calls for Liz to give him a kiss,

1821
01:39:19,359 --> 01:39:21,199
but she gets on the apron and smacks him in

1822
01:39:21,199 --> 01:39:21,600
the face.

1823
01:39:22,000 --> 01:39:24,399
Speaker 2: Well, the only rule I know, James, is that somebody

1824
01:39:24,680 --> 01:39:26,560
has to glomb this guy.

1825
01:39:27,560 --> 01:39:30,319
Speaker 1: Well, DDP rolls him up for a two. They double down.

1826
01:39:30,920 --> 01:39:34,239
Kimberly comes down with a baseball bat, tells R and

1827
01:39:34,239 --> 01:39:37,000
B security to back off, and then hits Liz in

1828
01:39:37,039 --> 01:39:37,960
the back with the bat.

1829
01:39:38,359 --> 01:39:39,640
Speaker 2: It made a great sound too.

1830
01:39:40,199 --> 01:39:42,840
Speaker 1: DDP hits a Morishima. You're in agi here, but the

1831
01:39:42,880 --> 01:39:43,560
ref isn't.

1832
01:39:43,399 --> 01:39:44,800
Speaker 2: Looking look fantastic.

1833
01:39:45,000 --> 01:39:47,439
Speaker 1: It cuts to the crowd. I can't believe what I'm

1834
01:39:47,439 --> 01:39:50,479
seeing right now. It's Mike Awesome with the halo.

1835
01:39:52,920 --> 01:39:54,600
Speaker 2: I wish he would have ran out with it on.

1836
01:39:54,720 --> 01:39:58,600
But yeah, I don't know, Like they really really needed

1837
01:39:58,600 --> 01:40:01,920
to drive home the point that Michael Awesome like crippled canyon,

1838
01:40:02,159 --> 01:40:04,239
so he has to run around with a funk, like

1839
01:40:04,279 --> 01:40:06,960
there's foam in the halo device to keep it in

1840
01:40:07,000 --> 01:40:09,439
one piece, because it's not one piece, like it's a

1841
01:40:09,479 --> 01:40:12,680
fucking big thing. So it's it's funny.

1842
01:40:12,760 --> 01:40:15,520
Speaker 4: He's carrying it in his hands like he's not wearing

1843
01:40:15,720 --> 01:40:18,800
or he's just like holding it as like.

1844
01:40:18,279 --> 01:40:19,680
Speaker 2: Like he's it's a mercy.

1845
01:40:20,880 --> 01:40:23,640
Speaker 4: Yeah, it's like the Rocks Giant Book or something.

1846
01:40:23,960 --> 01:40:25,520
Speaker 2: He struggles to get in the ring because it's so

1847
01:40:25,680 --> 01:40:29,039
fucking awkward, and then he hits DDP with the halo,

1848
01:40:29,399 --> 01:40:33,359
which knocks DDP out. How the fun did you get

1849
01:40:33,399 --> 01:40:34,640
back from the ambulance?

1850
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:39,800
Speaker 1: Now that's some fucking heat. And then he actually wrote

1851
01:40:39,880 --> 01:40:42,479
on here, Yeah, I wrote on I guess the ambulance

1852
01:40:42,560 --> 01:40:43,359
just brought him back.

1853
01:40:45,079 --> 01:40:47,880
Speaker 2: Yeah, it would have been even funnier if it cut

1854
01:40:47,960 --> 01:40:50,159
to the back and he was pulling back up with

1855
01:40:50,239 --> 01:40:55,159
the halo on. It's just the same ring.

1856
01:40:55,439 --> 01:41:00,680
Speaker 1: It's just the same scene as it was earlier, coming back.

1857
01:41:02,640 --> 01:41:05,840
It's like a Parridger's episode. It's just the same fucking scene.

1858
01:41:07,560 --> 01:41:10,079
Speaker 2: That would fucking awesome, Dude.

1859
01:41:10,079 --> 01:41:12,600
Speaker 1: I would use that clip forever. I would have him

1860
01:41:12,920 --> 01:41:14,560
arrive in.

1861
01:41:13,960 --> 01:41:19,760
Speaker 2: Every week like here he is?

1862
01:41:19,760 --> 01:41:20,760
Speaker 1: Is that Mike awesome?

1863
01:41:20,840 --> 01:41:21,199
Speaker 4: It is.

1864
01:41:23,119 --> 01:41:24,840
Speaker 2: They gotta at least do it for three weeks like

1865
01:41:24,960 --> 01:41:27,840
uh Rita on the bike in the sky style. Yeah,

1866
01:41:28,680 --> 01:41:29,560
never talk about it.

1867
01:41:31,039 --> 01:41:34,319
Speaker 1: So Plumbo puts DDP in the torture rack, and the

1868
01:41:34,399 --> 01:41:37,800
ref calls for the bell. Seeing Plumbo do the torture

1869
01:41:37,920 --> 01:41:43,319
rack makes it like so obvious, how awesome Luger's torture

1870
01:41:43,399 --> 01:41:43,840
rack is.

1871
01:41:44,079 --> 01:41:47,840
Speaker 2: It's fucking like night and day, like this wasn't bad, like,

1872
01:41:47,880 --> 01:41:51,199
but it's just not the rack. This is a torture rack.

1873
01:41:51,319 --> 01:41:54,760
Speaker 1: It's not the rack, right right, Yeah.

1874
01:41:54,600 --> 01:41:57,279
Speaker 2: Different, dude, Yeah, he puts him in the fucking torture rack.

1875
01:41:57,840 --> 01:41:59,439
The referee, like you said, he rings for the bell,

1876
01:41:59,479 --> 01:42:02,079
but the ref is like the reference calling for the

1877
01:42:02,079 --> 01:42:04,319
bell as he's stepping back into the ring, like he

1878
01:42:04,319 --> 01:42:08,159
doesn't even look like he just stop fucking. He must

1879
01:42:08,279 --> 01:42:11,319
be out fuck this guy, Yeah, calls for the bell.

1880
01:42:11,760 --> 01:42:15,079
Then Luger comes down to ringside to check on Elizabeth,

1881
01:42:15,239 --> 01:42:18,199
who's been laid out with a baseball bat. Chuck Plumbo

1882
01:42:18,239 --> 01:42:20,960
and Mike Alsom are kicking the shit out of DDP

1883
01:42:21,600 --> 01:42:27,600
and Lex. Luger is conflicted because why is he conflicted? Why?

1884
01:42:29,880 --> 01:42:33,279
Like Elizabeth, what's gonna fucking happen. She's laid out. She's like,

1885
01:42:33,760 --> 01:42:36,760
just DDP is gonna get fucking killed in here. And

1886
01:42:36,800 --> 01:42:39,359
then when Lex finally does get it, like go, He's like,

1887
01:42:39,399 --> 01:42:42,479
fucking I'll get in there. Kimberly grabs his leg and

1888
01:42:42,479 --> 01:42:45,199
then Chuck Plumbo hits him in the face with the.

1889
01:42:45,239 --> 01:42:53,399
Speaker 9: Lex flexer, the legs flexer, of course, dude, I mean

1890
01:42:54,439 --> 01:42:56,279
he fucking legs Luger up.

1891
01:42:56,640 --> 01:42:59,399
Speaker 2: Dude. He nails him with that fucking thing too, which

1892
01:42:59,439 --> 01:43:02,359
is like, like you gotta it made a cool sound too,

1893
01:43:02,640 --> 01:43:04,560
but like, yeah, like I was like, dude, Lex, what

1894
01:43:04,640 --> 01:43:07,680
are you doing? Buddy's just watching. It's not even he's

1895
01:43:07,720 --> 01:43:10,359
not doing anything to help Elizabeth. He's just kneeling by

1896
01:43:10,359 --> 01:43:14,439
her and watching DVP the fuck buddy.

1897
01:43:14,720 --> 01:43:17,319
Speaker 1: So a man runs down and they immediately cover Luger's

1898
01:43:17,319 --> 01:43:19,439
face to the towel on the ground. He's bleeding. Apparently

1899
01:43:19,920 --> 01:43:24,479
we don't really see that. Yeah, Well, Terry Taylor and

1900
01:43:24,479 --> 01:43:26,119
Reed Flair walk into the ring.

1901
01:43:27,079 --> 01:43:29,399
Speaker 2: Well find out what twelve year old Reed Flair is

1902
01:43:29,439 --> 01:43:29,920
doing here?

1903
01:43:30,359 --> 01:43:32,880
Speaker 1: All right, he's kicking somebody's ass.

1904
01:43:33,039 --> 01:43:35,239
Speaker 2: I actually don't give a fuck what he's doing here.

1905
01:43:37,600 --> 01:43:42,000
Speaker 4: Like thing already happened. Like, I don't care hu ship.

1906
01:43:42,600 --> 01:43:44,640
Speaker 1: Well DDP is here with the E M T. S.

1907
01:43:44,640 --> 01:43:47,359
As they have Lex Luger on the gurney into the

1908
01:43:47,399 --> 01:43:50,479
ambulance and he's bleeding from the face and he has

1909
01:43:50,479 --> 01:43:51,800
a towel covering his face.

1910
01:43:52,359 --> 01:43:56,159
Speaker 2: Sting here, I don't I don't remember Sting being here.

1911
01:43:56,319 --> 01:43:57,880
Speaker 1: That's his boy. What the fuck?

1912
01:43:58,319 --> 01:43:59,840
Speaker 2: Well? Sting's gotta get ready for his.

1913
01:44:01,960 --> 01:44:02,760
Speaker 1: Where's that at?

1914
01:44:06,039 --> 01:44:09,439
Speaker 2: I mean, whatever was happening.

1915
01:44:09,600 --> 01:44:10,880
Speaker 1: It was the what he was supposed to have with

1916
01:44:10,960 --> 01:44:19,479
Reid Flair. They nixed it the last second, So now

1917
01:44:19,479 --> 01:44:21,520
it's time for the Reid Flair town hall.

1918
01:44:24,119 --> 01:44:26,680
Speaker 2: How's that well?

1919
01:44:26,920 --> 01:44:28,560
Speaker 1: Reid calls out his brother David.

1920
01:44:29,079 --> 01:44:31,159
Speaker 2: They come out to Rick Flair's theme, Well, who the

1921
01:44:31,159 --> 01:44:32,720
fuck like, you can't just come in here and do

1922
01:44:32,760 --> 01:44:34,600
as you want, kid, You can't have this song.

1923
01:44:34,920 --> 01:44:37,359
Speaker 1: Well, his father's had a brain aneurysm, so he's taking

1924
01:44:37,399 --> 01:44:37,840
that song.

1925
01:44:38,800 --> 01:44:41,000
Speaker 2: Yeah, reads in the ring and Terry Taylor's holding the

1926
01:44:41,039 --> 01:44:43,520
mic for him and he says. Reid says, there's something

1927
01:44:43,520 --> 01:44:44,800
really poorn I need to say, so David, will you

1928
01:44:44,800 --> 01:44:47,319
please come out here? So David Flair and Daphne come out.

1929
01:44:47,399 --> 01:44:50,159
Daphne has the Rick Flair wrestling buddy, and he gets

1930
01:44:50,199 --> 01:44:51,560
in the ring and read says, you know, David, if

1931
01:44:51,560 --> 01:44:54,000
there's anything, I said, it's my fault and I'm sorry,

1932
01:44:54,239 --> 01:44:57,000
and you know me and Ashley and Mom needs you

1933
01:44:57,239 --> 01:45:00,199
and especially Dad needs you. And David Flair starts fucking

1934
01:45:00,199 --> 01:45:02,840
flip and I says, Dad, where's Dad? You know what

1935
01:45:03,199 --> 01:45:05,000
he's you know what he's like when he's not home.

1936
01:45:05,640 --> 01:45:08,279
And Terry Taylor says, come on, man, David struck the

1937
01:45:08,359 --> 01:45:12,640
fuck up and he pushes Terry Taylor and then Daphne

1938
01:45:12,640 --> 01:45:16,960
breaks a Statue of Liberty statue over the back of

1939
01:45:17,039 --> 01:45:19,640
Terry Taylor's head because of course they got that in

1940
01:45:19,680 --> 01:45:21,199
New York and we saw that segment.

1941
01:45:21,720 --> 01:45:23,399
Speaker 4: Did that segment?

1942
01:45:23,960 --> 01:45:27,159
Speaker 1: Okay, I also remember that. Dude, that's so funny, but

1943
01:45:27,199 --> 01:45:30,800
I thought it was damn Dafne hits him in the

1944
01:45:30,840 --> 01:45:33,000
back of the head. I said, what the fuck was that?

1945
01:45:33,319 --> 01:45:36,119
I'm the first either and Mark Madden says, that's that

1946
01:45:36,439 --> 01:45:39,680
infernal statue of liberty. I said, infernal statue of Liberty.

1947
01:45:40,479 --> 01:45:42,920
Speaker 2: I was like, that's the statue of liberty, of pain.

1948
01:45:42,840 --> 01:45:43,439
Speaker 1: Of despair.

1949
01:45:48,039 --> 01:45:50,960
Speaker 2: So they break this ship over Terry Taylor's head. Then

1950
01:45:51,000 --> 01:45:53,399
David Flair starts pushing Read around and he's pushing him,

1951
01:45:53,800 --> 01:45:55,960
and read Flair winds up and kicks David Flair on

1952
01:45:56,000 --> 01:45:57,840
the balls and then he spears him and I'm like,

1953
01:45:57,880 --> 01:46:01,159
oh fuck, little man's God moves. Then he puts David

1954
01:46:01,199 --> 01:46:04,239
Flair on a side headlock, and David Flair to get

1955
01:46:04,239 --> 01:46:06,640
out of this elbows out, which I thought was fucking

1956
01:46:06,760 --> 01:46:09,039
tremendous by the way that he didn't like try to

1957
01:46:09,039 --> 01:46:11,239
pick him off to move him. He elbowed out, just

1958
01:46:11,279 --> 01:46:14,439
like anyone would in wrestling in his side headlock. So

1959
01:46:14,560 --> 01:46:17,680
David elbows out. He pushes Red down and he grabs

1960
01:46:17,680 --> 01:46:21,319
his leg and I said, oh my god. And then

1961
01:46:21,439 --> 01:46:24,560
David Flair puts twelve year old Red Flair in the

1962
01:46:24,680 --> 01:46:27,479
figure four and he has the mic and he says.

1963
01:46:27,439 --> 01:46:33,479
Speaker 1: You gonna give up, and then Doug Dillinger and the

1964
01:46:33,520 --> 01:46:37,079
stooges come in and break it off. It did seem

1965
01:46:37,199 --> 01:46:39,119
like that, dude, they crossed the line.

1966
01:46:39,479 --> 01:46:41,640
Speaker 2: They well they had enough. Hey, you fucking like.

1967
01:46:44,800 --> 01:46:46,720
Speaker 1: Terry Taylor has not moved.

1968
01:46:47,520 --> 01:46:49,920
Speaker 2: He got statue to liberty.

1969
01:46:50,000 --> 01:46:53,439
Speaker 1: The infernal Statue of Liberty of the Despair gets time.

1970
01:46:55,479 --> 01:46:58,439
Speaker 2: David putting Red in the figure flour was fantastic. I

1971
01:46:58,560 --> 01:47:01,119
enjoy it. Like this is all fucking stupid, but I

1972
01:47:01,159 --> 01:47:01,840
did enjoy this.

1973
01:47:02,520 --> 01:47:05,279
Speaker 1: So it's time for Vampiro versus Hull Cogan.

1974
01:47:07,600 --> 01:47:08,079
Speaker 2: How's that?

1975
01:47:09,479 --> 01:47:12,119
Speaker 1: I can't believe we're watching Vampiro brother, Like.

1976
01:47:12,000 --> 01:47:15,520
Speaker 2: This is crazy, Okay, James, I swear to fucking god.

1977
01:47:16,000 --> 01:47:17,880
I was like, Vampire's coming. I'm right now because I

1978
01:47:17,880 --> 01:47:20,119
didn't know it was a Hogan match. And what I

1979
01:47:20,279 --> 01:47:23,279
fucking hear Hogan's music fucking play. I wrote all caps,

1980
01:47:23,560 --> 01:47:25,880
holy shit, Hogan versus Vampire.

1981
01:47:28,279 --> 01:47:32,279
Speaker 1: So Vampiro comes out here with a gasoline branded gasoline canister.

1982
01:47:32,399 --> 01:47:33,239
Speaker 2: And a torg.

1983
01:47:34,000 --> 01:47:36,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, he's ready to kill this guy.

1984
01:47:36,640 --> 01:47:40,920
Speaker 2: He's preparing to kill whole cogin. He's letting him on fire.

1985
01:47:41,439 --> 01:47:43,479
Speaker 1: He's willing to do what needs to be done, which

1986
01:47:43,479 --> 01:47:44,600
you were all afraid to do.

1987
01:47:46,119 --> 01:47:48,119
Speaker 2: He's stepping up for the new blood. You don't fucking

1988
01:47:48,359 --> 01:47:51,159
you don't foom in my fucking company, this guy.

1989
01:47:51,600 --> 01:47:54,560
Speaker 1: So it shows the ropes lit up from thunder. They

1990
01:47:54,600 --> 01:47:56,279
showed the right one, so it looked awesome.

1991
01:47:56,439 --> 01:47:57,439
Speaker 2: It did look cool.

1992
01:47:58,279 --> 01:48:01,840
Speaker 1: Vampiro's story is available in the BCW magazine. He was

1993
01:48:01,840 --> 01:48:09,600
in the war like the one that, yeah, the same

1994
01:48:09,640 --> 01:48:12,840
one active deployment. So there is a guy in the

1995
01:48:12,880 --> 01:48:15,680
crowd of a sign that says Hogan the real game.

1996
01:48:16,640 --> 01:48:20,840
Speaker 2: Oh hell yeah, brother, the real triple A Hollywood all forever.

1997
01:48:20,920 --> 01:48:23,560
Speaker 1: When a shot the undisputed title and then Hogan beat

1998
01:48:23,600 --> 01:48:24,680
him immediately.

1999
01:48:24,319 --> 01:48:26,680
Speaker 2: For it, it was very fucking awesome.

2000
01:48:27,079 --> 01:48:28,199
Speaker 1: Give me that ship, dude.

2001
01:48:30,000 --> 01:48:32,199
Speaker 6: Okay, let me show you how real politics works, brother, Yeah,

2002
01:48:32,279 --> 01:48:33,720
let me show you how to play the game for real.

2003
01:48:33,720 --> 01:48:33,960
Speaker 2: Brother.

2004
01:48:35,720 --> 01:48:38,239
Speaker 1: So Hogan comes out here with the weight belt and

2005
01:48:38,279 --> 01:48:40,560
he also has a pants belt on with a big

2006
01:48:40,640 --> 01:48:46,600
dark backer. He has a big shirt. Here's a big shirt.

2007
01:48:46,640 --> 01:48:50,000
There says a few NB and there's three Juggalos that

2008
01:48:50,119 --> 01:48:51,199
love this a lot.

2009
01:48:53,880 --> 01:48:55,640
Speaker 2: I will say that the crowd was like on their

2010
01:48:55,680 --> 01:48:56,720
feet for the whole match.

2011
01:48:56,840 --> 01:48:59,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, I mean hul Cogan is still a star.

2012
01:48:59,840 --> 01:49:03,239
I'm I mean like at this point in two thousand, also,

2013
01:49:03,479 --> 01:49:06,079
man like for fucking two hours, most of the time,

2014
01:49:06,119 --> 01:49:09,720
you're looking at like, you know, just the worst shit ever,

2015
01:49:10,199 --> 01:49:12,560
So like you're begging for whole Cogan. At this point,

2016
01:49:12,600 --> 01:49:14,079
Someone's finally overs on the show.

2017
01:49:14,159 --> 01:49:15,880
Speaker 2: Yeah right, someone I care about.

2018
01:49:15,880 --> 01:49:19,479
Speaker 1: Vampiro hot starts on Hogan he hits a spin kick,

2019
01:49:20,119 --> 01:49:21,960
and I believe Hogan said, that's the end of that.

2020
01:49:22,880 --> 01:49:25,119
You will not be doing any other moves to me,

2021
01:49:25,279 --> 01:49:28,600
just so you know. So Vampiro chops Hogan to the

2022
01:49:28,600 --> 01:49:32,399
outside and hits a double sledge off the apron. Vampiro

2023
01:49:32,479 --> 01:49:34,239
throws Hogan into the guard rail and hits him with

2024
01:49:34,239 --> 01:49:37,760
a chair. There is no ringside audio here.

2025
01:49:38,600 --> 01:49:41,119
Speaker 2: Okay, I don't know. I was like, did they bump

2026
01:49:41,159 --> 01:49:43,560
into something that, like the crowd mic and fuck it

2027
01:49:43,640 --> 01:49:45,760
up here or what because it disappears.

2028
01:49:46,279 --> 01:49:49,680
Speaker 1: Yeah, very weird. Also no rules or whatever. I don't know.

2029
01:49:50,479 --> 01:49:53,359
Speaker 2: Well, I don't know either. Oh well, oh you know,

2030
01:49:53,399 --> 01:49:56,039
we get to it soon. Oh my god, this is

2031
01:49:56,079 --> 01:49:57,720
where they explained it. Oh my god.

2032
01:49:57,880 --> 01:50:00,720
Speaker 1: Yeah yeah, which is I mean, I'm glad that finally did.

2033
01:50:01,840 --> 01:50:04,319
Hogan hits Vampiro with a chair and walks him down,

2034
01:50:04,760 --> 01:50:07,039
punches them over the announced table, then flips over the

2035
01:50:07,079 --> 01:50:10,560
announced table. Hogan then takes off his belt.

2036
01:50:10,479 --> 01:50:14,720
Speaker 9: Number one wrote number one.

2037
01:50:16,399 --> 01:50:18,039
Speaker 1: He starts whipping Vampio with it.

2038
01:50:18,079 --> 01:50:23,640
Speaker 2: That's brother, bitch, Yeah, I mean he's whipping the shit

2039
01:50:23,680 --> 01:50:25,079
out of him too with the weight belt and his

2040
01:50:25,119 --> 01:50:28,560
belt and his pants are still staying up of course, right.

2041
01:50:29,640 --> 01:50:31,520
Speaker 1: He thought about this before he came out.

2042
01:50:31,920 --> 01:50:34,039
Speaker 2: We was gonna catch me with my ass olt, dude.

2043
01:50:34,199 --> 01:50:37,399
Speaker 1: So this is where they explain the rules of WCWS.

2044
01:50:37,399 --> 01:50:38,119
Speaker 2: This is exciting.

2045
01:50:38,720 --> 01:50:40,640
Speaker 1: Yeah, I can't believe I'm actually getting to hear this.

2046
01:50:40,760 --> 01:50:45,880
So Scott Hudson, for whatever reason, starts going on a tangent.

2047
01:50:46,439 --> 01:50:50,720
This is the new WCW. The referees are letting it

2048
01:50:50,800 --> 01:50:52,640
go as far as it can.

2049
01:50:53,119 --> 01:50:57,079
Speaker 2: I was like, oh, that's that's all right. Relax rules forever.

2050
01:50:57,279 --> 01:51:01,600
Huh right, every NAT relax rules. Okay, well, Alesha told us.

2051
01:51:02,159 --> 01:51:07,000
Speaker 1: Then Mark Madden says, you might see phony dq somewhere else,

2052
01:51:07,560 --> 01:51:12,079
you might see cluster finishes somewhere else. You won't see

2053
01:51:12,079 --> 01:51:16,600
that here. It's a fight to an absolute finish.

2054
01:51:16,800 --> 01:51:19,439
Speaker 2: And Shvanni says, cluster finish.

2055
01:51:19,520 --> 01:51:23,359
Speaker 1: I heard that one, all right, man, Like I don't

2056
01:51:23,359 --> 01:51:24,800
think I've ever heard this, but.

2057
01:51:24,920 --> 01:51:27,239
Speaker 2: Like I don't think I have. Maybe if we did,

2058
01:51:27,279 --> 01:51:29,520
I just don't remember it. But like this is the

2059
01:51:29,560 --> 01:51:31,600
first that it feels like they're like, oh, this is

2060
01:51:31,680 --> 01:51:36,359
like the new direction. Is the referees discretion matters?

2061
01:51:36,840 --> 01:51:38,479
Speaker 1: Yeah, well, it would have been cool if they just

2062
01:51:38,479 --> 01:51:41,359
didn't lie, right, well, like it's a fight to an

2063
01:51:41,359 --> 01:51:46,960
absolute finish, phony DQ's and Cluster finishes. Nothing actually changed

2064
01:51:46,960 --> 01:51:49,000
with the way these matches end, other than you're not

2065
01:51:49,319 --> 01:51:53,640
falling for the DQ right, it's a funny bullshit finish.

2066
01:51:53,880 --> 01:51:55,800
Speaker 2: It is a phony, bullshit finish. And I'm pretty sure

2067
01:51:55,880 --> 01:51:59,000
they also give this up too, like there's definitely DQ's

2068
01:51:59,159 --> 01:52:03,600
eventually here. The second after they explained that Hogan fucking

2069
01:52:03,640 --> 01:52:08,000
kicks Vampio's ass, scoop slam, elbow, drops, kicks an axe bomber,

2070
01:52:08,279 --> 01:52:10,680
stomps him on the balls and then he hits them

2071
01:52:10,680 --> 01:52:13,119
with the big blue leg drop and he instead of

2072
01:52:13,119 --> 01:52:15,479
penning on, he mounts Vampio and punches the shit out

2073
01:52:15,479 --> 01:52:18,640
of him, and Charles Robinson counts to five, and I'm like,

2074
01:52:19,239 --> 01:52:21,880
why the fuck do I give a ship Charles Robinson's

2075
01:52:21,920 --> 01:52:22,520
county dude.

2076
01:52:22,640 --> 01:52:27,399
Speaker 1: He does the reft. The reft pulls them off and

2077
01:52:27,479 --> 01:52:31,399
said that's enough. Don't worry about the weapons, but the

2078
01:52:31,439 --> 01:52:32,680
punches was a lot.

2079
01:52:33,119 --> 01:52:34,880
Speaker 2: And don't worry about this guy who is about to

2080
01:52:34,880 --> 01:52:36,560
attack Hole cooking because the guy has to come out

2081
01:52:36,560 --> 01:52:37,359
and glomb someone.

2082
01:52:37,960 --> 01:52:40,479
Speaker 1: I mean, right after they said that, Hogan opens up

2083
01:52:40,560 --> 01:52:42,359
Vampiro's legs and stomps his dick.

2084
01:52:42,279 --> 01:52:46,319
Speaker 2: And balls, which is good. That's fine, you can do that.

2085
01:52:46,359 --> 01:52:47,479
No Phonny Deky's your brother.

2086
01:52:47,760 --> 01:52:52,199
Speaker 1: Don't be though, No way, Hey, come on, fight back, Hey,

2087
01:52:52,479 --> 01:52:54,399
come on, give me see a fight.

2088
01:52:54,279 --> 01:52:58,239
Speaker 2: Show me a fight. Show boys who sump?

2089
01:52:59,359 --> 01:53:02,880
Speaker 1: So Billy Kidman comes in and hits Hogan in the

2090
01:53:02,920 --> 01:53:04,720
back with a blowtorch.

2091
01:53:04,319 --> 01:53:06,520
Speaker 2: Because he has to, because you use as a.

2092
01:53:06,520 --> 01:53:09,680
Speaker 4: Weapon instead of instead of using it as a blowtorch,

2093
01:53:10,119 --> 01:53:11,159
you use it hits.

2094
01:53:11,000 --> 01:53:14,760
Speaker 2: Somebody with Tony and Pidman would have got up and

2095
01:53:15,000 --> 01:53:18,840
fucking said, hull blaze with the bloatorch. This would have

2096
01:53:18,840 --> 01:53:20,960
been the greatest episode of Hers.

2097
01:53:21,159 --> 01:53:22,560
Speaker 4: It would have been like when he tries to use

2098
01:53:22,560 --> 01:53:24,800
the flash paper against Warrior and he goes off in

2099
01:53:24,840 --> 01:53:27,359
his face brother in my.

2100
01:53:27,359 --> 01:53:33,159
Speaker 2: Eyebrows, dude, Kidman said, with loaded blowtorch.

2101
01:53:34,479 --> 01:53:39,479
Speaker 1: Load it was ship. So Kidman pulls Vampiro on top

2102
01:53:39,520 --> 01:53:43,680
of Hogan, and Vampiro beats Hulk Hogan and Kidman grabs

2103
01:53:43,720 --> 01:53:46,760
the canister of gasoline. He hands it a Vampiro.

2104
01:53:46,880 --> 01:53:48,600
Speaker 2: They're gonna kill Hogan here.

2105
01:53:48,960 --> 01:53:50,880
Speaker 1: Yeah, and Sting makes the save.

2106
01:53:51,079 --> 01:53:52,079
Speaker 2: Well, thank god.

2107
01:53:52,439 --> 01:53:56,479
Speaker 1: Vampiro drops the canister as Sting comes in and it

2108
01:53:56,600 --> 01:54:01,439
fucking spills all over the ring. The raffle stress.

2109
01:54:02,079 --> 01:54:09,640
Speaker 2: Charles Robinson's like, oh fuck, idiots to pick it up. Yeah, yes,

2110
01:54:09,680 --> 01:54:11,399
Sting kicks the ship out of Vampiro, hit him with

2111
01:54:11,399 --> 01:54:14,880
a scorpion death drop of course, into the gas into

2112
01:54:14,920 --> 01:54:18,479
the gas so it's there's fucking sticky here. Then Sting

2113
01:54:18,560 --> 01:54:21,840
picks up the gasoline and I'm like, whoa is he

2114
01:54:21,960 --> 01:54:24,920
gonna kill Vampiro? And then you see a crow in

2115
01:54:24,960 --> 01:54:28,840
the rafters and then Sting has put the gasoline down.

2116
01:54:29,359 --> 01:54:32,479
Speaker 1: Sting hits the scorpion death drop and it wakes Huld

2117
01:54:32,520 --> 01:54:34,199
cooking up immediately.

2118
01:54:33,880 --> 01:54:44,720
Speaker 10: Due to his finish. Crow up there, dude, hey crow,

2119
01:54:47,399 --> 01:54:51,319
that's the crow. Come on down here, crow.

2120
01:54:52,920 --> 01:54:57,439
Speaker 1: Holy fuck. It shows the crowing commentaries like that's the

2121
01:54:57,640 --> 01:55:00,560
universal sign for Sting.

2122
01:55:00,000 --> 01:55:00,760
Speaker 2: Here.

2123
01:55:01,039 --> 01:55:02,279
Speaker 1: He is here, and he.

2124
01:55:02,359 --> 01:55:10,000
Speaker 2: Just drove in. We saw it. He's been here at the.

2125
01:55:09,920 --> 01:55:12,880
Speaker 4: Top of the show that grow up there.

2126
01:55:13,039 --> 01:55:16,960
Speaker 1: Hey, you guys gonna let that bird out this arena.

2127
01:55:16,279 --> 01:55:19,840
Speaker 2: Now the Army security is keeping Crow at bay well.

2128
01:55:20,159 --> 01:55:23,960
Speaker 1: Hogan then smacks Vampura with his belt and then Sting

2129
01:55:24,000 --> 01:55:26,840
does it too. That's my gazimick.

2130
01:55:28,680 --> 01:55:30,760
Speaker 2: Hogan looks into the camera. This is not Mike dub

2131
01:55:30,840 --> 01:55:32,199
so you can kind of barely hear him, but he

2132
01:55:32,199 --> 01:55:34,720
looks into the camera that's on the the you know,

2133
01:55:34,760 --> 01:55:37,319
on ring side or on the inpron Excuse me, he says,

2134
01:55:37,399 --> 01:55:39,880
Kim Man, I'm gonna kick your ass and I'm gonna

2135
01:55:39,920 --> 01:55:40,800
kick your woman's ass.

2136
01:55:42,880 --> 01:55:44,960
Speaker 4: Who's that Wilson?

2137
01:55:45,359 --> 01:55:47,760
Speaker 1: Oh right, I don't know. I thought that was Horaris.

2138
01:55:47,840 --> 01:55:48,800
Is a girl now.

2139
01:55:50,439 --> 01:55:51,720
Speaker 2: Depends on who you ask. I guess.

2140
01:55:51,760 --> 01:55:54,319
Speaker 1: Well, we go backstage. The filthy animals come back to

2141
01:55:54,359 --> 01:55:57,479
their car and turns out it was paint remover.

2142
01:55:58,359 --> 01:56:00,960
Speaker 2: This whole time, there's no fucking way the semi main

2143
01:56:01,960 --> 01:56:07,159
this fucking s It's been going on so long, Tony.

2144
01:56:07,239 --> 01:56:09,119
Speaker 1: I totally did expect her to pay it off. I'll

2145
01:56:09,119 --> 01:56:11,680
be honest. I totally expected them to like call back

2146
01:56:11,680 --> 01:56:15,399
to it two weeks from now or something. Turns out

2147
01:56:16,720 --> 01:56:19,000
it was paint remover. I love the way they walked up.

2148
01:56:19,039 --> 01:56:20,840
They walked and said, what the fuck.

2149
01:56:21,960 --> 01:56:25,600
Speaker 2: Is that a car? Yeah, they're fucking still rubbing the

2150
01:56:25,640 --> 01:56:29,039
top of it. Juice Conane and discover here and hoof

2151
01:56:29,079 --> 01:56:31,680
and dude says, I just want to know where's our car?

2152
01:56:31,800 --> 01:56:34,520
Bro and Norman points it and says, here's your car's done, bro.

2153
01:56:34,960 --> 01:56:41,760
So they start kicking. It's what the fuck? And then

2154
01:56:41,800 --> 01:56:44,640
of course the Misfits and Action can't be fired because

2155
01:56:44,640 --> 01:56:49,560
they got a plan attacking, Like if this Action attacked

2156
01:56:49,600 --> 01:56:53,279
the fucking filthy animals, they started this fucking thing right

2157
01:56:53,600 --> 01:56:55,920
and all like there's a shot of like it's like chaos,

2158
01:56:56,159 --> 01:56:58,159
and then there's a shot off in kind of not

2159
01:56:58,239 --> 01:57:00,960
the distance. But Hoove is stu each and crazy for

2160
01:57:01,039 --> 01:57:04,039
lash Letter, like he's selling punches so nuts for him.

2161
01:57:04,079 --> 01:57:04,720
I loved it.

2162
01:57:05,159 --> 01:57:07,359
Speaker 1: I bet lash LaRue is like awesome haight out with.

2163
01:57:07,520 --> 01:57:10,199
Speaker 2: I know he probably was a good brother. So Ralphus

2164
01:57:10,239 --> 01:57:12,960
is knocked out and the Misfits and Actions surround him

2165
01:57:12,960 --> 01:57:15,600
and they say he's down, and they tell Major Guns

2166
01:57:15,640 --> 01:57:17,680
that she has to help them, and Major Guns is

2167
01:57:17,720 --> 01:57:19,479
repulsed because she doesn't want to have to do this,

2168
01:57:19,520 --> 01:57:23,119
but General Erection reminds her that it's her duty and

2169
01:57:23,159 --> 01:57:26,960
this is also Ralphus. I'm not sure why, Major Guns,

2170
01:57:26,960 --> 01:57:30,159
it's your duty, it's Ralphus. So Major Guns goes down

2171
01:57:30,159 --> 01:57:32,960
and give ralph a CPR and she goes in for

2172
01:57:33,000 --> 01:57:36,840
the CPR maneuver and Ralphs gives her the tongue and

2173
01:57:36,960 --> 01:57:39,520
she slaps the shit out of him, and the segment

2174
01:57:39,560 --> 01:57:41,560
ends with Ralphus laying on the ground with the big

2175
01:57:42,199 --> 01:57:44,319
toothless grin on.

2176
01:57:44,159 --> 01:57:47,880
Speaker 1: His Yeah, like she goes close to give them mouth

2177
01:57:47,920 --> 01:57:49,680
the mouth that she doesn't even get to his mouth

2178
01:57:49,680 --> 01:57:50,319
that he sticks on.

2179
01:57:50,399 --> 01:57:57,600
Speaker 2: The dog and yeah, big angle here. That's fucking tremendous.

2180
01:57:57,760 --> 01:58:00,279
Speaker 1: So we have the main event of the evening, Jeff

2181
01:58:00,319 --> 01:58:03,000
Jarrett versus Kevin Nash. We didn't have a made event

2182
01:58:03,079 --> 01:58:04,039
until halfway.

2183
01:58:03,720 --> 01:58:06,159
Speaker 2: Through the show, by the way, and Kevin Nash booked it.

2184
01:58:06,239 --> 01:58:09,680
Speaker 4: Dude, you're right, you say like that. Kevin Nash booked

2185
01:58:09,720 --> 01:58:13,319
it after I guess Russo said if he didn't give

2186
01:58:13,359 --> 01:58:17,039
the belt back then the match would be a match anyway.

2187
01:58:17,119 --> 01:58:18,159
So I don't understand.

2188
01:58:18,239 --> 01:58:20,479
Speaker 1: The finish of the show would have been Ralph's sticking

2189
01:58:20,479 --> 01:58:27,920
out his tongue and Tony Savani sam, we'll see you next.

2190
01:58:29,079 --> 01:58:32,920
Ralph's sticking out of the tongue. That's Ralphs.

2191
01:58:33,479 --> 01:58:41,880
Speaker 2: Everybody, so Jared versus Nash, and this is where I'm like, okay,

2192
01:58:43,279 --> 01:58:48,119
singles match whatever. Then the w CW World Championship, fucking

2193
01:58:48,199 --> 01:58:51,560
like animated graphic pops up and that's where I'm like, oh,

2194
01:58:51,880 --> 01:58:54,960
who the fuck is the champion here? And I'm like, okay,

2195
01:58:55,039 --> 01:58:57,520
I'm now I'm like actually confused. I looked it up.

2196
01:58:57,840 --> 01:58:59,920
Russo actually stripped Flare of the belt.

2197
01:59:00,319 --> 01:59:01,279
Speaker 1: Yeah, sure, why not?

2198
01:59:01,680 --> 01:59:03,640
Speaker 2: He just actually stripped on the belt and there's no

2199
01:59:03,760 --> 01:59:05,079
chance right now? Yeah?

2200
01:59:05,479 --> 01:59:08,560
Speaker 1: Yeah, changed the tongue or why not just keep changing it?

2201
01:59:08,640 --> 01:59:12,640
Speaker 2: So yeah, actual vacant world title match here. Nash comes

2202
01:59:12,640 --> 01:59:14,199
out in the same outfit he's had on all night.

2203
01:59:14,199 --> 01:59:15,880
He's not in his gear, He's in the tank top

2204
01:59:15,920 --> 01:59:17,319
and the He.

2205
01:59:17,239 --> 01:59:19,439
Speaker 4: Didn't know he was supposed to wrestle on a wrestling show,

2206
01:59:19,520 --> 01:59:20,560
so why would he have his gear?

2207
01:59:21,239 --> 01:59:23,000
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why would he show up to work without his

2208
01:59:23,119 --> 01:59:23,800
work clothes?

2209
01:59:23,920 --> 01:59:28,560
Speaker 2: He showed up and jumped at a casket he should

2210
01:59:28,600 --> 01:59:32,880
have stuck on his tongue stung.

2211
01:59:35,159 --> 01:59:37,920
Speaker 1: So Jared is the champion. Nash has the belt from earlier.

2212
01:59:38,560 --> 01:59:41,239
Jared has the end ring Pyro with the guitar looks awesome.

2213
01:59:41,800 --> 01:59:44,399
Russo's music hits and he comes out here with R

2214
01:59:44,439 --> 01:59:47,399
and B security and a baseball bat. I mean he

2215
01:59:47,560 --> 01:59:50,159
is on every inch of this show. Bischoff is on

2216
01:59:50,279 --> 01:59:53,159
every inch of this show. I mean, I can't believe

2217
01:59:53,600 --> 01:59:55,560
Brad Siegel let this happened. I mean I would have

2218
01:59:55,560 --> 01:59:58,359
stepped in and been like, look, you guys have to

2219
01:59:58,439 --> 02:00:00,880
chill the fuck out, man, because have the Atlanta Braids

2220
02:00:00,880 --> 02:00:03,720
on this network, and we can't let bullshit be on

2221
02:00:03,760 --> 02:00:04,279
this network.

2222
02:00:05,079 --> 02:00:07,880
Speaker 2: Conference finals are next, Like, you guys are really fucking this?

2223
02:00:07,920 --> 02:00:10,000
Shut up for us? Yeah, like you could add a

2224
02:00:10,000 --> 02:00:11,960
crazy lead in here, like, what the fuck is going on?

2225
02:00:12,039 --> 02:00:14,239
Speaker 1: Yeah, you guys are supposed to be the lead in

2226
02:00:14,399 --> 02:00:15,439
for the Western Conference.

2227
02:00:15,600 --> 02:00:19,159
Speaker 2: R we were right, yes, exactly, we made a wrong

2228
02:00:19,239 --> 02:00:23,880
call on that. So yeah, So Russo comes out, R

2229
02:00:23,920 --> 02:00:28,079
and B security and they surround the ring. Russo gets

2230
02:00:28,119 --> 02:00:31,039
into the ring, attacks the referee and now he's the

2231
02:00:31,079 --> 02:00:31,920
referee or something.

2232
02:00:32,640 --> 02:00:34,199
Speaker 1: That's right, So.

2233
02:00:34,600 --> 02:00:36,239
Speaker 2: The fuck is going on?

2234
02:00:37,680 --> 02:00:40,279
Speaker 1: Russo comes in and attacks the ref with the bat.

2235
02:00:41,279 --> 02:00:45,720
He's the ref for something like you mentioned. Jared hot starts.

2236
02:00:45,720 --> 02:00:50,079
Of course, Nash is confused. It's just no clue.

2237
02:00:49,800 --> 02:00:51,319
Speaker 2: What's going on. I'm confused.

2238
02:00:51,560 --> 02:00:54,239
Speaker 1: Russo calls for the bell and commentary says, well, I

2239
02:00:54,239 --> 02:00:55,640
guess he's the guest ref for this one.

2240
02:00:57,720 --> 02:01:01,920
Speaker 2: And they also James. They also on commentary say, well,

2241
02:01:01,960 --> 02:01:04,159
we also understand falls are gonna count anywhere in this

2242
02:01:04,960 --> 02:01:09,159
How the fuck do you understand that? Who don't do that?

2243
02:01:09,159 --> 02:01:13,239
Speaker 4: How good chef in the headset? I guess yeah, what

2244
02:01:13,359 --> 02:01:13,800
the fuck?

2245
02:01:14,479 --> 02:01:16,079
Speaker 1: I mean? That's just a good call anyways, you know,

2246
02:01:16,199 --> 02:01:17,960
even if it happens to the ring, that's still anywhere.

2247
02:01:18,039 --> 02:01:21,560
That's just a good call. He's back in a thousand.

2248
02:01:23,760 --> 02:01:26,600
Jared hits Nash with a chair, but Nash gets right up,

2249
02:01:27,600 --> 02:01:30,520
dude like, gets right up and gets up. Yeah, Nash

2250
02:01:30,560 --> 02:01:32,159
gets it with the chair, gets right up.

2251
02:01:32,159 --> 02:01:37,079
Speaker 2: Wall, going through a tables, getting up, lines Jared over

2252
02:01:37,159 --> 02:01:39,800
the top and some more.

2253
02:01:40,520 --> 02:01:43,840
Speaker 1: Nash the neds to the outside and punches Jared around. Uh,

2254
02:01:43,920 --> 02:01:47,239
we're back in the ring. Nash backs Russo down and

2255
02:01:47,279 --> 02:01:49,720
goozles them crazy, almost sends him over the top.

2256
02:01:49,800 --> 02:01:53,079
Speaker 2: Bro grip some fucking in the neck, and then Jarrett

2257
02:01:53,119 --> 02:01:55,720
of course hits Nash with the world title.

2258
02:01:56,000 --> 02:01:59,359
Speaker 1: And then Jared and Russo hug and then Jarrett pins Nash,

2259
02:01:59,760 --> 02:02:01,239
but Nash kicks out.

2260
02:02:02,159 --> 02:02:05,520
Speaker 2: He kicks out at two because Russo does a normal

2261
02:02:05,680 --> 02:02:07,319
gownt like.

2262
02:02:07,479 --> 02:02:09,920
Speaker 1: I love that Russa didn't count it and then sold

2263
02:02:09,920 --> 02:02:13,239
the kickout like a regular ref leet just say three,

2264
02:02:13,399 --> 02:02:17,520
you just count the three? Gives a shit, there's a refs.

2265
02:02:17,560 --> 02:02:18,960
Cody has to follow brothers.

2266
02:02:20,560 --> 02:02:22,159
Speaker 2: What do you want me to do? Not count?

2267
02:02:24,199 --> 02:02:28,479
Speaker 1: So Nash goes to hit the jackknife, but Russo maces

2268
02:02:28,600 --> 02:02:30,119
Kevin Nash.

2269
02:02:29,600 --> 02:02:33,960
Speaker 2: Because of course he has the fucking new Blood mace.

2270
02:02:34,560 --> 02:02:38,199
Speaker 1: Why don't we just do this in every match? Get maced?

2271
02:02:38,800 --> 02:02:42,199
Speaker 2: Yeah, fuck this guy, Like, you guys are in total control.

2272
02:02:42,199 --> 02:02:45,279
You're the top heel group. Fucking kill these guys.

2273
02:02:45,319 --> 02:02:49,760
Speaker 1: There's no rules, Yeah, there's no there's no rules. So

2274
02:02:49,800 --> 02:02:52,840
like the baby Faces just are in an impossible hill

2275
02:02:52,920 --> 02:02:58,359
to climb every show, just macing baby Faces every show,

2276
02:02:58,920 --> 02:03:04,279
just like what camp? So, Jared hits the stroke, but

2277
02:03:04,479 --> 02:03:12,159
Steiner's music, well, it hits and then it stops.

2278
02:03:14,119 --> 02:03:18,399
Speaker 2: Jared hits a stroke and then he looks at the stage.

2279
02:03:23,119 --> 02:03:26,800
Speaker 1: So Sneyder comes down and he takes out Jarrett and

2280
02:03:26,840 --> 02:03:31,560
their research just maces Steiner, Like why are we.

2281
02:03:31,479 --> 02:03:33,439
Speaker 2: Just not doing this every time?

2282
02:03:33,520 --> 02:03:35,439
Speaker 1: On every show?

2283
02:03:36,039 --> 02:03:40,079
Speaker 2: They maces. But then he instructs R and B Security,

2284
02:03:40,439 --> 02:03:44,159
which I guess he already prompted them beforehand to a

2285
02:03:44,279 --> 02:03:51,199
handcuffs God Steiner to the ropes. Do they symbolize Scott

2286
02:03:51,239 --> 02:03:54,119
Steiner on the rope, sixteen of them.

2287
02:03:54,960 --> 02:03:58,359
Speaker 1: So, yeah, all right, R and B security handcuffs Diner

2288
02:03:58,399 --> 02:04:01,800
to the ropes double arm style instead of just doing

2289
02:04:01,840 --> 02:04:04,279
it any other normal way.

2290
02:04:04,319 --> 02:04:05,920
Speaker 2: How did they even come up with this?

2291
02:04:06,039 --> 02:04:09,279
Speaker 1: That's why I have to believe that, Like, there's no

2292
02:04:09,479 --> 02:04:13,239
way they go over these segments before they have because,

2293
02:04:13,319 --> 02:04:16,279
like I bet they handcuffed him to the ropes like that,

2294
02:04:16,319 --> 02:04:19,039
and Steiner was sitting there like what the fuck?

2295
02:04:21,079 --> 02:04:26,279
Speaker 2: Blinded? Mace, shit, he's handcuffed.

2296
02:04:26,279 --> 02:04:28,119
Speaker 1: The only way for his eyes to go is like

2297
02:04:28,159 --> 02:04:30,960
looking at these bright lights at this suck so bad.

2298
02:04:32,640 --> 02:04:41,399
Nash goozles Russo from Mace. Nash then grabs Jarrett this. Okay,

2299
02:04:41,439 --> 02:04:43,760
I just need to set this whole scene up for

2300
02:04:43,840 --> 02:04:47,600
you really quick because it changes quite a bit between

2301
02:04:47,600 --> 02:04:49,319
what we just said and what happens here. And it

2302
02:04:49,359 --> 02:04:53,119
all happens like immediately. So we have sixteen R and

2303
02:04:53,159 --> 02:04:56,239
B security guys outside of the area currently as they

2304
02:04:56,279 --> 02:05:01,159
have handcuffed Scott Steiner double arm arm style through the

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02:05:01,279 --> 02:05:05,880
ropes with his body facing the ramp right and in

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02:05:06,000 --> 02:05:10,720
the ring currently is Kevin Nash, Vince Russo and Jeff Jarrett.

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02:05:10,439 --> 02:05:13,880
Speaker 2: Vince Russo, who made himself the referee at the beginning

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02:05:13,880 --> 02:05:15,800
of the match by hitting the referee with a baseball

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02:05:15,840 --> 02:05:16,319
bat So.

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02:05:16,439 --> 02:05:18,880
Speaker 1: Russo is trying to get Jarrett to cover Nash, but

2311
02:05:19,640 --> 02:05:24,239
Nash goozles Russo, and as he goozles Russo, he then

2312
02:05:24,439 --> 02:05:27,319
grabs Jeff Jarrett, who is down on the ground. So

2313
02:05:27,840 --> 02:05:30,960
he's goozled Russo on the ground, Nash is on the.

2314
02:05:30,920 --> 02:05:32,920
Speaker 2: Ground, everyone is laying down right now.

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02:05:33,479 --> 02:05:38,439
Speaker 1: Goosels Russo on the ground, and then Nash grabs Jarrett

2316
02:05:38,479 --> 02:05:41,960
and pulls him under his knee and forces Russo to

2317
02:05:42,039 --> 02:05:51,000
count the pin. But it's a fucking two cows. Russo

2318
02:05:51,239 --> 02:05:52,479
sells the two count.

2319
02:05:55,000 --> 02:05:57,159
Speaker 4: That is incredible that he kicked out. I did not

2320
02:05:57,279 --> 02:05:58,279
see that, covin I.

2321
02:05:58,279 --> 02:06:03,800
Speaker 1: Could believe so. So Nash goes outside and just starts

2322
02:06:03,840 --> 02:06:06,279
picking apart RB security guys.

2323
02:06:06,520 --> 02:06:14,279
Speaker 11: Scott Steiners still up to the road, startling through sixteen

2324
02:06:14,359 --> 02:06:19,119
buddies like this is ridiculous, Like dude sitting knocked over,

2325
02:06:19,239 --> 02:06:21,560
like fucking bowling ballpins.

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02:06:21,600 --> 02:06:25,479
Speaker 2: Also, by the way, Nash also like accepted that it

2327
02:06:25,520 --> 02:06:28,800
was a two point nine, didn't keep kicking jareded or

2328
02:06:28,920 --> 02:06:31,119
Russo's ass and said it's time to fuck up some

2329
02:06:31,199 --> 02:06:33,560
security guards.

2330
02:06:33,680 --> 02:06:37,640
Speaker 1: So this is the greatest segment I've ever seen in

2331
02:06:37,640 --> 02:06:41,560
my life. So as Scott Steiner is just sitting there,

2332
02:06:43,359 --> 02:06:46,479
Nash gets a hand on Russo at the ram yes,

2333
02:06:47,079 --> 02:06:50,000
and he sets him up for the jackknife power bomb,

2334
02:06:50,359 --> 02:06:53,680
and the crowd is going fucking nuts. This is right

2335
02:06:53,800 --> 02:06:57,560
for it, Steve Austin on Vince level. This is like

2336
02:06:58,239 --> 02:07:03,600
Dixie Carter Bubbai a Dudley level, Like finally someone got

2337
02:07:03,600 --> 02:07:06,439
hands on this fucking guy. Fuck this bout time. You know,

2338
02:07:06,600 --> 02:07:09,000
God forbid how they got here, but they got here,

2339
02:07:09,479 --> 02:07:12,479
and Nash has them set up jack knife power bomb

2340
02:07:12,520 --> 02:07:15,720
on the floor. Well, Nash gets resides set up for

2341
02:07:15,800 --> 02:07:19,720
that giant knife power bomb, and the camera cuts and

2342
02:07:19,800 --> 02:07:24,000
it cuts to a wide shot from the distance here,

2343
02:07:24,640 --> 02:07:29,239
and all of a sudden, from the ceiling, that biscus

2344
02:07:29,560 --> 02:07:35,760
red liquid comes out of nowhere and misses Kevin Nash, And.

2345
02:07:36,920 --> 02:07:41,680
Speaker 2: For the second time, it misses him so much that

2346
02:07:41,880 --> 02:07:45,720
Nash looks over his shoulder and has to walk. He

2347
02:07:45,880 --> 02:07:49,800
inches backwards to his ass is now getting garden blood.

2348
02:07:50,399 --> 02:07:53,079
Speaker 4: Because I could not believe it missed it again.

2349
02:07:53,319 --> 02:07:54,319
Speaker 1: I can't believe.

2350
02:07:54,880 --> 02:07:56,880
Speaker 2: I don't know if I knew they missed it twice.

2351
02:07:57,159 --> 02:08:01,920
Speaker 1: Okay, No, I did not expect the red liquid to

2352
02:08:02,000 --> 02:08:02,840
come to the roof.

2353
02:08:03,119 --> 02:08:04,600
Speaker 2: The red liquid.

2354
02:08:04,279 --> 02:08:09,960
Speaker 1: Comes down, it misses the bats up into it, and

2355
02:08:10,000 --> 02:08:13,479
then Jeff locks over with the guitar.

2356
02:08:17,239 --> 02:08:20,520
Speaker 2: He hits with the head with it and then pits

2357
02:08:20,640 --> 02:08:28,119
him and wins the world title outside the ring.

2358
02:08:24,199 --> 02:08:24,279
Speaker 1: And.

2359
02:08:27,560 --> 02:08:29,560
Speaker 4: Kevin has bloody hair gets.

2360
02:08:31,439 --> 02:08:33,119
Speaker 1: Scott Steyner ste.

2361
02:08:34,479 --> 02:08:41,079
Speaker 2: This bloody show. Steyner, that's blood all over his legs.

2362
02:08:42,039 --> 02:08:45,000
Speaker 1: Out of all the finishes that could have possibly happened,

2363
02:08:45,199 --> 02:08:48,239
never would have predicted this, them missing Kevin Nash with

2364
02:08:48,279 --> 02:08:51,840
the red liquid, and then Jarrett walking over with the

2365
02:08:51,920 --> 02:08:55,560
guitar and hitting him and then pitting him with his

2366
02:08:55,720 --> 02:09:00,960
foot as Russo counts in the red liquid, and then

2367
02:09:01,000 --> 02:09:04,800
it does a hard cut the scott Steiner knocked out cut.

2368
02:09:04,680 --> 02:09:11,079
Speaker 2: To their mace, Like this is this show? I fucking hate.

2369
02:09:10,880 --> 02:09:13,760
Speaker 1: This show is going on?

2370
02:09:14,119 --> 02:09:16,920
Speaker 2: Like how did this ever? Like how did how are

2371
02:09:16,960 --> 02:09:20,000
they not making like losing an astronomical amount of money

2372
02:09:20,039 --> 02:09:22,119
to the point where they could not run next week.

2373
02:09:22,279 --> 02:09:24,319
Speaker 4: I know, I know you think that they just write

2374
02:09:24,319 --> 02:09:26,640
this down, but I have to think in some world

2375
02:09:26,680 --> 02:09:28,640
they did a run through of like this is where

2376
02:09:28,640 --> 02:09:30,079
you need to stand right, like.

2377
02:09:30,439 --> 02:09:33,560
Speaker 1: He told him. Yeah, he had to tell him, like yeah, here,

2378
02:09:34,520 --> 02:09:36,079
but I guess if I was on.

2379
02:09:36,000 --> 02:09:38,640
Speaker 4: The first time they did it, so they're like, we

2380
02:09:38,720 --> 02:09:41,000
can't fuck this up again, Like you have to know

2381
02:09:41,039 --> 02:09:42,920
where the spot is. We have to get this right.

2382
02:09:43,199 --> 02:09:45,640
Speaker 1: Well, Tony, I imagine there was like an X on

2383
02:09:45,720 --> 02:09:48,439
the ground or something, right, there was tape or just

2384
02:09:48,479 --> 02:09:51,479
some mark that he was supposed to stand on. But

2385
02:09:51,640 --> 02:09:55,359
like either you know, one got scuffed off, like someone

2386
02:09:55,479 --> 02:09:59,039
like accidentally booted it off or something earlier in the evening,

2387
02:09:59,600 --> 02:10:02,760
or uh there's like ac pumping or something and it

2388
02:10:02,880 --> 02:10:06,760
pushed where it was supposed to go back and it

2389
02:10:06,960 --> 02:10:11,000
just didn't work. I mean, Kevin Nash is is the

2390
02:10:11,079 --> 02:10:12,119
luckiest guy ever.

2391
02:10:12,720 --> 02:10:15,119
Speaker 2: Dude. Yeah, I mean he's like it's like the wall

2392
02:10:15,119 --> 02:10:18,199
with the table, like just blood falling from this guy.

2393
02:10:19,439 --> 02:10:23,800
Speaker 1: Biscuits, red liquid is not touching Kevin Nash. The funniest

2394
02:10:23,800 --> 02:10:25,600
part is his back and his ass up.

2395
02:10:25,880 --> 02:10:28,880
Speaker 2: Dude, that ass back into it and then Jared walking

2396
02:10:28,960 --> 02:10:30,520
up and just bringing him with a guitar.

2397
02:10:31,880 --> 02:10:33,720
Speaker 1: I mean, yeah, I thought that was it. I was like, wow,

2398
02:10:33,760 --> 02:10:35,760
what a what a crazy way to end the show,

2399
02:10:35,800 --> 02:10:39,159
but I keep forgetting that Bischoff and Russo always have

2400
02:10:39,279 --> 02:10:45,279
something else to say. There's just always something else. Bischoff

2401
02:10:45,359 --> 02:10:48,560
comes out with a mic and he says, June eleventh,

2402
02:10:49,159 --> 02:10:51,560
it's gonna be the end of Hogan Flair gone for

2403
02:10:51,640 --> 02:10:55,640
good and Nash, if you think this wasn't ass kicking,

2404
02:10:56,079 --> 02:11:01,720
you ain't seen nothing yet. Oh great, and another thing.

2405
02:11:01,680 --> 02:11:05,000
Speaker 2: Russo says Eric, for you to all these people bite

2406
02:11:05,079 --> 02:11:07,600
us baby, and then the music plays. I'm like, wow,

2407
02:11:07,640 --> 02:11:09,479
that was a fun like, okay, great with the end

2408
02:11:09,479 --> 02:11:12,720
of the show music playing, and then Eric says and Jeff,

2409
02:11:16,279 --> 02:11:19,960
by the way, oh my god, yeah, the fucking cuffs

2410
02:11:20,000 --> 02:11:22,000
are off. And Eric says, Jeff, how's it feeling to

2411
02:11:22,039 --> 02:11:24,560
be once again the WSI World Champion? And Jeff says,

2412
02:11:24,560 --> 02:11:26,560
once again I've proven on the chosen one, So why

2413
02:11:26,560 --> 02:11:29,319
don't you choke on that slap ass? And that's how

2414
02:11:29,319 --> 02:11:33,199
the show ends, Like what the fuck?

2415
02:11:34,000 --> 02:11:34,800
Speaker 1: Wow? Man?

2416
02:11:35,079 --> 02:11:38,800
Speaker 4: Oh damn, yeah, there's always more.

2417
02:11:39,479 --> 02:11:43,119
Speaker 1: I mean, this was the longest show I've ever watched,

2418
02:11:43,279 --> 02:11:45,800
Like the show is two hours, but there's just so.

2419
02:11:45,960 --> 02:11:50,119
Speaker 2: Much never ending. It is never fucking ending, and I'm

2420
02:11:50,239 --> 02:11:52,079
left with a feeling of nothing.

2421
02:11:52,439 --> 02:11:54,279
Speaker 1: I don't want to Yeah, like that was enough for

2422
02:11:54,359 --> 02:11:56,800
me right right now. Like I'll come back to it later,

2423
02:11:56,840 --> 02:11:57,960
but that was enough for me right now.

2424
02:11:58,159 --> 02:11:59,960
Speaker 2: Yeah, Like what am I supposed to take from this?

2425
02:12:00,039 --> 02:12:01,279
Like this is supposed to get me excited for the

2426
02:12:01,279 --> 02:12:02,760
fucking Great American Bash.

2427
02:12:02,960 --> 02:12:05,119
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like they missed the part where you're supposed

2428
02:12:05,119 --> 02:12:06,439
to be excited for the next couple of weeks of

2429
02:12:06,520 --> 02:12:08,760
TV and then excited enough to buy the pay per view.

2430
02:12:08,800 --> 02:12:11,119
Speaker 2: This is brutal. What a show, gentlemen, you know what?

2431
02:12:11,239 --> 02:12:13,119
But I do appreciate that we get to go through

2432
02:12:13,119 --> 02:12:16,600
this together because wow, like this is a real bonding thing,

2433
02:12:16,680 --> 02:12:18,960
like us in the like I feel like we're in war.

2434
02:12:20,039 --> 02:12:22,319
Speaker 4: We want, you know what, Like out of out of

2435
02:12:22,359 --> 02:12:25,079
everything that went down, like the Ralphus Carr thing, like

2436
02:12:25,119 --> 02:12:26,399
the only thing that paid off all.

2437
02:12:26,399 --> 02:12:29,960
Speaker 2: Night, dude, that was the only baby face reprieve on

2438
02:12:30,000 --> 02:12:36,159
the show, Norman Smile And even then they get their

2439
02:12:36,199 --> 02:12:37,920
ass's kick the filthy Ale.

2440
02:12:38,039 --> 02:12:40,199
Speaker 4: But it's only angle to like start to finish and

2441
02:12:40,239 --> 02:12:42,680
then we know what happened and now we can move

2442
02:12:42,720 --> 02:12:43,319
on from that.

2443
02:12:44,319 --> 02:12:46,520
Speaker 2: Well there you go. That was w said be Monday

2444
02:12:46,600 --> 02:12:48,760
Night Trip from May twenty second, two thousand and that

2445
02:12:49,520 --> 02:12:51,640
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