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Speaker 2: You know, we could talk for a hot minute. Actually
Speaker 2: I saved one. I just got to find where I
Speaker 2: saved you.
Speaker 3: Okay, good luck for that.
Speaker 2: Hey, you don't could have open. Stranger Things have happened.
Speaker 2: I don't know what.
Speaker 3: I'm excited to see the new season of Stranger Things.
Speaker 4: Me too.
Speaker 2: When is that coming out? By the way, let's talk
Speaker 2: about that for a hot minute.
Speaker 5: I think like November.
Speaker 2: Are we sure about that?
Speaker 5: Let me look it up.
Speaker 2: And it's supposed to be the last one I.
Speaker 3: Thought it was. Yeah, I thought it was July. But
Speaker 3: it'd be nice if I knew how to spell.
Speaker 4: Uh yeah, November. Yeah, they pushed it back. Wasn't supposed
Speaker 4: to be July.
Speaker 5: I thought it was supposed to be July, but they
Speaker 5: got pushed back to the to the twenty sixth of November.
Speaker 3: No remember, remember? Remember?
Speaker 4: I wonder if they did that so that they could
Speaker 4: reach the ten year mark.
Speaker 2: When was when was the last season to drop? What
Speaker 2: year was that? Twenty two?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 3: They had some last year, didn't they?
Speaker 2: No fucking have any last year?
Speaker 4: It goes I think it was twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I thought it was twenty two, which was my
Speaker 2: favorite season.
Speaker 4: Yeah, twenty two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you know, start talking about statistics in my
Speaker 2: brain just kicks in the high gear.
Speaker 4: It definitely took a drastic turn and became a different
Speaker 4: like horror movie, you know, like it was a creature
Speaker 4: feature for a while, but this was more like psychological.
Speaker 4: It felt like nightmare and Elm Street type.
Speaker 2: It went from coming of age tale to like straight
Speaker 2: up horror movie.
Speaker 5: Yes, yeah, but.
Speaker 2: I thought it was great. I thought the last season
Speaker 2: was great.
Speaker 5: Like, yeah, I would venture to say it's the second
Speaker 5: best season.
Speaker 2: The first season was good.
Speaker 5: I thought the first season was the best first season
Speaker 5: because like just you just it was new, fresh, you
Speaker 5: know what I mean.
Speaker 4: I think my favorite season is is three. I think
Speaker 4: that's my favorite. Pretty good too, He's like taking over
Speaker 4: every Buddy's.
Speaker 2: Three is the one where Billy got possessed right by
Speaker 2: the Yeah, yeah, thats a good fucking season.
Speaker 5: It was predictable. That was the only thing for me.
Speaker 5: It was a touch predictable sure, whereas like with season one,
Speaker 5: you still didn't know where it was gonna go yet.
Speaker 2: Okay, so you could see that it was good. Hey,
Speaker 2: I saw an old man fall into a well today.
Speaker 2: I guess you could say he couldn't see that well.
Speaker 4: Oh yeah, I bet you better say he's gonna go
Speaker 4: in for that well check.
Speaker 2: Oh why he looks so unimpressed? Home domes domes. Internet's
Speaker 2: like probably like spotty a shit because area fifty one
Speaker 2: is taken all of it, even though it's like way
Speaker 2: south or No.
Speaker 3: I just fucking almost broke a hip waiting for that punchline.
Speaker 2: I feel like Dome episode seven murdered me on that one. Uh.
Speaker 2: I feel like Dome is the kind of guy that
Speaker 2: would go to a hotel desk and ask if he
Speaker 2: could have less internet.
Speaker 3: Jesus Christ, dude, I couldn't have fucking less internet.
Speaker 5: The only way I could have less internet here is
Speaker 5: if if they fucking actually had a mouse running behind
Speaker 5: the wall. Dude. I couldn't even sleep last night because
Speaker 5: it smelt like burning wires and like and me being me,
Speaker 5: Like I woke up, I was like, well, I guess
Speaker 5: I'm having a heart.
Speaker 2: Like sweet granddad, Granddad like you.
Speaker 5: I just like the first time I woke up and
Speaker 5: smelled and smelt that smell, I genuinely thought I was
Speaker 5: having a heart attack. I was like, Oh, here we go.
Speaker 5: This place fucking stinks. Is that I mean?
Speaker 2: Is that like one of the key tip offs is
Speaker 2: you smell burning copper.
Speaker 5: Toast, But for a Jew it's copper poast. Yeah, for
Speaker 5: most that makes more. For most people it's toast, But
Speaker 5: for a Jew, it's either bagel or copper.
Speaker 2: Bag like a poppy seed bagel, Schmeer. I feel like
Speaker 2: poppy seed bagel is everything Jewish? Oh yeah, Like it
Speaker 2: can't be a regular bag there. It can't even be
Speaker 2: an everything bagel. It has to just be.
Speaker 5: Poppy, not a lot, not so put on it the.
Speaker 3: Juice that I know, like everything bagels.
Speaker 5: Actually that's that's more of an Italian thing, if at
Speaker 5: least from my family.
Speaker 2: Anyway, I fucking hate everything seasoning. My wife crack and
Speaker 2: it's so good. You know what's funny is that we
Speaker 2: had we bought I was nice for a change. A
Speaker 2: couple of weeks ago, I was in the store and
Speaker 2: they had some different flavors of pringles, and so I
Speaker 2: grabbed a buffalo wing one for me, and they had
Speaker 2: an everything one, so I grabbed that for summer and
Speaker 2: I was like, you know, I want to try these,
Speaker 2: just try them. I opened it and caught the whiff
Speaker 2: everything season and closed it and I'm like, nah, I'm good.
Speaker 5: Yeah j K.
Speaker 2: By the way, the buffalo one suck ass.
Speaker 3: I haven't had a pring in probably five years.
Speaker 5: Well, don't get the buffalo because they're not just I
Speaker 5: was telling you, guys, I just had a cheeto for
Speaker 5: the first time and I don't know how fucking long,
Speaker 5: probably the same amount of time, and I hated it.
Speaker 5: It tasted like ass.
Speaker 4: And it was a puff. It was a regular cheeto,
Speaker 4: it was a puff.
Speaker 5: And it didn't taste normal. It tastes weird. It tastes gross.
Speaker 5: I almost had somebody today at work. We had some
Speaker 5: packing peanuts. I was like, you know, buddy of mine
Speaker 5: told me, those packing peanuts tastes just like fuck it,
Speaker 5: just like cheetahs.
Speaker 2: I'm smiling like an asshole, but I'm dead ass serious.
Speaker 5: I have legit just like cheetos. And the one girl
Speaker 5: looks at me and she's like, are you are you
Speaker 5: playing trying to play a joke on me? I was like, no,
Speaker 5: he swears up and down. I'm not trying him because
Speaker 5: you already threw him in the trash. But if you
Speaker 5: want to dig one out and give it a shot,
Speaker 5: go for it. Dude. I almost had him. I almost
Speaker 5: had him. There was like there were two guys and
Speaker 5: a girl in there and they were title your sex tape.
Speaker 2: I almost convinced. I almost convinced the guy. One time,
Speaker 2: after it snowed in Kingman out in Valley Vista, the
Speaker 2: pond had like this tiny thin strip of ice. Oh no,
Speaker 2: and like we were I don't remember why, but we
Speaker 2: had a ball like football or something that went over
Speaker 2: there and I told him to go get it, and
Speaker 2: he was like, ice will crack. And mind you, this
Speaker 2: guy's like three hundred pounds, right like six five hundred pounds.
Speaker 2: I'm like, dude, if you move fast enough, the ice
Speaker 2: can't crash his physics. The faster you move, the less
Speaker 2: you weigh. On top of that, and he's sitting there
Speaker 2: tapping the ice like you can see his wheels just spinning,
Speaker 2: thinking about it, like God, damn it, he might be right.
Speaker 2: I was literally just hoping it would crack and both
Speaker 2: be just stink. Right now, he's pissed off and cold.
Speaker 2: That's what I was hoping for. I'd try it, but hey,
Speaker 2: I know I could have convinced.
Speaker 5: Oh yeah, you wouldn't have to convince hard though.
Speaker 2: No, Like, whatever, how was your week dumb? Other than
Speaker 2: recovering from whatever? The newest COVID is the Comic Con covid.
Speaker 5: I don't know what the hell we got from Comic Con,
Speaker 5: but it was travelers, Like, holy shit, man, no, because
Speaker 5: I wasn't feeling good before we left, before I left
Speaker 5: for Nevada, and uh, like it's been weird because whatever
Speaker 5: this is did something to my lactose intolerance, which I've
Speaker 5: always had my whole life, right, but it's been reserved
Speaker 5: to where I can eat cheese, I can have pizza.
Speaker 5: It doesn't really affect me. I'm dead serious. I don't like,
Speaker 5: I don't give the story.
Speaker 2: Then we're gonna revisit this lactose intolerant I've ever heard
Speaker 2: this in my life.
Speaker 5: Because I don't. I don't say anything because it doesn't
Speaker 5: because you don't have it. No, because this isn't this
Speaker 5: isn't like a fucking peanut butter allergy thing. Dude, We're
Speaker 5: not revisiting the whole.
Speaker 2: Clearly because you haven't died. Yeah, So so I'm gonna
Speaker 2: eat this cheese, get my empipan.
Speaker 5: Brandy, so I have it. Really, it really affects me
Speaker 5: when the cheese, when the milk is some type of
Speaker 5: cream form or like with with milk, if I add
Speaker 5: chocolate syrup or if I have the regular two percent milk.
Speaker 5: If I drink one cup, I'm usually okay. If I
Speaker 5: drink more than that, it's bad. If I put chocolate
Speaker 5: syrup in it, I get the shits almost immediately. Ice Cream,
Speaker 5: same fucking thing. I can do ice cream the second
Speaker 5: you add chocolate to it. There's something that does it.
Speaker 5: It's the catalyst that it fucks my stomach up. I
Speaker 5: at the very least get gas from just ice cream.
Speaker 5: In general, I've just never said anything, and that's been
Speaker 5: the extent of it. But when after I since I've
Speaker 5: been sick with whatever the fuck this was, it literally
Speaker 5: feels like my stomach is going to explode. Anytime I
Speaker 5: have any dairy like it, it feels like my stomach
Speaker 5: expands and it is the most excruciating fucking pain I've
Speaker 5: felt in my stomach ever.
Speaker 2: And yet every cookout we have you bring something cheese.
Speaker 5: Really, because it's never bought, it's never bothered me so bad,
Speaker 5: to the point where I want to.
Speaker 3: Avoid cheese because I love cheese.
Speaker 5: Sure, it's like I've had I've had minor issues where
Speaker 5: it's been gassy, you know, or maybe I feel some discomfort,
Speaker 5: but it's that's shit I can deal with. Like this
Speaker 5: is debilitating, absolutely fucking debilitating. What's been weird about this
Speaker 5: sickness is I haven't had a fever once, not once.
Speaker 5: Has my temperature risen. I haven't really puked. It's just
Speaker 5: been like pure body aches. My my sinuses have been
Speaker 5: all fucked up. My head's hurt, and my stomach's been
Speaker 5: a little like gargley. But it's just I feel like
Speaker 5: absolute dog shit. I'm tired at certain points of the day,
Speaker 5: gets hard to breathe. I've been better the last two days.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 5: If I didn't attempt to eat pizza last night like
Speaker 5: a fucking dumb ass, I probably would feel pretty close
Speaker 5: to one hundred percent right now. But I'm at a
Speaker 5: new new job.
Speaker 2: Site, hence hence the lactose intolerance.
Speaker 5: It was bad. I was blowing up some porta bodies today, but.
Speaker 2: Should have stick to the brat ladies and gentlemen. I
Speaker 2: have known this man for like seventeen years and the
Speaker 2: last eleven like one of the closest people in my life,
Speaker 2: and I have never heard that.
Speaker 5: I don't talk about it.
Speaker 2: You've talked about getting shit on by a chick. More
Speaker 2: than more than being lactose intolerant, I'm more shamed. And
Speaker 2: that may sound like a flex. It may not sound
Speaker 2: like a flex, however you want to take that.
Speaker 5: Listeners, I I don't like admitting I love cheese, so
Speaker 5: I don't want to. I don't want to admit it
Speaker 5: to myself. It's just means I was depressed yesterday or
Speaker 5: this morning. Dude, I was fucking sad this morning when
Speaker 5: I woke up, because this is like the end of
Speaker 5: an era for me. This is like life changing, an.
Speaker 2: Era we had to run. We had to run, no
Speaker 2: fun intended.
Speaker 5: You know, a fucking done, like I'm never gonna have
Speaker 5: pizza again. It's excruciating, dude, I can't even explain it.
Speaker 2: Maybe it's maybe once your sickness goes away, it'll.
Speaker 5: I don't know, maybe maybe yeah.
Speaker 4: You know, he gets cured and he's like, the fuck
Speaker 4: is that time? I never had that ship?
Speaker 5: Oh, it's definitely real. Made me loose, But.
Speaker 3: Yeah, can't prove it.
Speaker 5: Ship, she Sam didn't exist. Bitch, show me the VHS.
Speaker 5: Now this new job is really cool. I can't tell
Speaker 5: you what I am seeing because it is very confidential,
Speaker 5: and God forbid somebody, God forbid this got to somebody
Speaker 5: on the base, I would get fired and kicked off.
Speaker 5: But today we were we were doing some work right
Speaker 5: next to where they take off. You say, they take
Speaker 5: offs here where they take off of the planes and
Speaker 5: and and the they call it the flight Oh ship,
Speaker 5: what is it called the flight flight path? Yeah, the
Speaker 5: flight path? Thank you. And it it's intense being that
Speaker 5: close to some of the very very well.
Speaker 2: Yeah, when you put jets inside of tents, that's really
Speaker 2: small area.
Speaker 5: Yeah, it's it's crazy. It was really cool.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 5: And we were so close we could actually, like visually,
Speaker 5: we could visually see details of the underbelly of these.
Speaker 3: Pretty impressive machines.
Speaker 2: That's cool, ye speaking of speaking of that, that's just
Speaker 2: random that in my week, it was it was a
Speaker 2: good week. Kids started school today. So I have a
Speaker 2: senior in high school and I have a girl who
Speaker 2: started preschool. So when he's done with high school, then
Speaker 2: i'll have one starting spring. So exciting, but we went.
Speaker 2: My son did not go because he had to work,
Speaker 2: but me and my wife and kids we went up
Speaker 2: to Vegas Friday and we ended up going to Cowbunga
Speaker 2: Bay and Stone and his daughter met us there. And
Speaker 2: the reason I all of this to say that I
Speaker 2: thought it was funny because we were in the Lazy
Speaker 2: River and I was looking up and the planes go
Speaker 2: right over that, right right over that spot, and there's
Speaker 2: a Delta jet and it has Delta on the underneath
Speaker 2: side of the plane. And I was like, who would
Speaker 2: have thought to put that there? Like how many fucking
Speaker 2: people are seeing Delta? But there I was seeing it
Speaker 2: right above me, you know. But it's just something you
Speaker 2: don't think about. Thought was random. But I'm not lactose intolerant.
Speaker 2: I love cheese and it doesn't hurt my belly. The
Speaker 2: only time it ever has, though, oddly enough, is my
Speaker 2: Grandma rip Homie when she would make her fetichini alfredo.
Speaker 2: I couldn't or not not just that it was mainly
Speaker 2: her chicken lasagna, which was like a fetichini alfredo in lasagna.
Speaker 2: Think of it like that. That's the easiest way to
Speaker 2: explain it. There's so much fucking cheese in that you
Speaker 2: couldn't resist eating it, but one piece and my stomach
Speaker 2: fucking yeah, yeah hurt.
Speaker 4: Just tons of oil. Yeah, it's like it's very dense
Speaker 4: with oil from all the cheese and everything.
Speaker 2: But dimn is delicious. Yeah. But my week was good.
Speaker 2: So kids starting school, I'm excited for that. Football is
Speaker 2: right around the corner. I'm getting more excited for that.
Speaker 2: But we'll get in that minute, Stoned, how was your week, buddy?
Speaker 4: You know, my week was pretty damn good. It was
Speaker 4: pretty remedial at work and Friday went and saw Jordan
Speaker 4: his family, like you said, over at Cowbunga, had a
Speaker 4: good time. Saturday, I got the house cleaned up in
Speaker 4: preparation for my girlfriend and my daughter's tea party that
Speaker 4: they had, of which I fucked off and went somewhere
Speaker 4: else because girl's allowed, boy is not allowed.
Speaker 2: But real quick, I just see Stone walking it waking
Speaker 2: them up that morning, dressed like he's from like seventeen
Speaker 2: seventy six, with a barrel of fucking tea. Were ready
Speaker 2: for this tea party.
Speaker 4: I was like, I was like, hey, Avery, should I
Speaker 4: walk in with a wig and some makeup on it?
Speaker 4: In the dress and she was like, yes, I'll die,
Speaker 4: and but I went and I did the first half
Speaker 4: of my final project for school. And then Sunday I
Speaker 4: woke up at seven thirty and I went, fuck it,
Speaker 4: let's get this fucking school done.
Speaker 3: Let's go.
Speaker 4: I cracked the last half of that final. I did
Speaker 4: a little bullshit journal I had to do, and I
Speaker 4: did my last two discussion posts for responses to them.
Speaker 4: And we're done. Paid off for the rest of my bill.
Speaker 4: Confirmed today that it's all paid off. And once they
Speaker 4: grade give me my final grade by Friday, my diploma
Speaker 4: is in the mail and it gets to me in about.
Speaker 2: Three to four weeks.
Speaker 4: Okay, we're done.
Speaker 7: That's it.
Speaker 4: No, Moss, do you know what I did today after work?
Speaker 1: No?
Speaker 4: I did. I sat outside. I said out sad night Wreck.
Speaker 4: It was great, Old man was amazing. I was like,
Speaker 4: all I want to do is just chill and Avery
Speaker 4: night out there, and Avery like, I was like, you know,
Speaker 4: you to grab some chalk or some bubbles or do something.
Speaker 4: She was like, now, I just want to chill. And
Speaker 4: I was like, okay, well I'm gonna read. I'm not
Speaker 4: really gonna like conversate or anything. I'm just gonna just
Speaker 4: gonna read. Okay.
Speaker 5: We sit down.
Speaker 4: Avery gets like ten minutes just sitting there to herself.
Speaker 4: Then she was like, yeah, you know, like, so, how
Speaker 4: you been doing. And I'm like, good, I'm reading. I'm
Speaker 4: just hanging out. Okay, what should I do? And I
Speaker 4: was like, you have tons of stuff to do, go
Speaker 4: find something. So she went grabbed a bunch of rocks
Speaker 4: and was playing with rocks. And I've been I've been
Speaker 4: harping on her lately because she's been going to the whole. Uh,
Speaker 4: I'm bored and I don't know what to do, and
Speaker 4: I'm like, figure it out. You know, in the nineties
Speaker 4: and the two thousands, we didn't have all the shit
Speaker 4: you had, Like there's so much stuff to do, you know,
Speaker 4: figure it out. Or if you can't figure it out,
Speaker 4: and there really is like kind of nothing for you
Speaker 4: to do, still fucking figure it out, you know, like
Speaker 4: we all did. I remember sitting there like kicking rocks
Speaker 4: of Jordan. We were kids, and our brother and I
Speaker 4: trying to figure out like which bush a ninja would
Speaker 4: jump through, you know, when we were kids. Just bullshit,
Speaker 4: Me and kids trying to figure it out, you know,
Speaker 4: neighbor's over there, like.
Speaker 5: Man.
Speaker 2: There is actually still evidence at our grandma's house, grandparents'
Speaker 2: house the other day when we were up there going
Speaker 2: through shit. There's a toy bind with like baseball bats
Speaker 2: and hockey sticks and all this kind of shit. And
Speaker 2: there's a baseball bat that is just dented to smithereens
Speaker 2: because we used to hit rocks with it.
Speaker 4: Ye.
Speaker 2: And then there's a wooden bat it's just got chips
Speaker 2: all through it. You know. There's also in the backyard
Speaker 2: if you look at the brick wall, there's just pellets
Speaker 2: and just blast it all over this wall from when
Speaker 2: I was born, and I would take my pellet gun
Speaker 2: and shoot at my Grandpa's.
Speaker 6: Pissed, don't shoot my tin man so mad, and then
Speaker 6: Grandma's over They're like, guys, he his tin man is
Speaker 6: his prize possession.
Speaker 4: Grandma's like half flying.
Speaker 2: I yet, check this shit out shut. It was a
Speaker 2: terrible fucking human was it was worse terrible.
Speaker 5: I guess I just can't do the same thing. When
Speaker 5: we first moved out. When we first moved out to Arizona,
Speaker 5: I lived out in Valley Vista and I was bored.
Speaker 5: I was alone, and I didn't know anybody, so I
Speaker 5: would take I would take a baseball bat and go
Speaker 5: to the golf course and I would hit fucking golf
Speaker 5: balls back and forth, up up one one side, down
Speaker 5: the other for fucking hours. And then I got bored
Speaker 5: of doing that, or I would lose the golf balls,
Speaker 5: and then I'd pick up rocks and start hitting rocks
Speaker 5: until I hit a couple of houses and then got
Speaker 5: fucking narked on. Still kept doing it, but I was
Speaker 5: just more cautious.
Speaker 4: We used to launch golf balls from my old house
Speaker 4: when I was a kid, Remember that, Jordan just hitting
Speaker 4: it with the fucking six iron and just smacking them,
Speaker 4: seeing so much ones we would find. We found a
Speaker 4: bunch of them in the desert when he used to
Speaker 4: go in there. They're like, where are all these golf
Speaker 4: balls coming from. I'm like, shit, pick those up. We
Speaker 4: need to hit him again.
Speaker 5: Yeah, Me and me and Jordan have been talking about
Speaker 5: like those those golf tricks and watching videos of like guys.
Speaker 5: Guy sent him one today and there were these three guys,
Speaker 5: three old older gentlemen. I don't know if you watched it.
Speaker 5: Did you watch it yet?
Speaker 3: When did you today?
Speaker 5: At some point today. So there's three guys and there's
Speaker 5: two that are hitting golf balls, and there's another one
Speaker 5: that's got a cup. It's got a glass like a wineglass,
Speaker 5: and he's balancing his on his head.
Speaker 3: And one of the guys fucking.
Speaker 5: Hits it and I'll ruin the video now, but he
Speaker 5: makes it in the cup and I and the only
Speaker 5: thing I can think of is that these guys that
Speaker 5: do this and they actually succeeded, these are far and
Speaker 5: few between. And if you and I ever tried to
Speaker 5: do this, one of us is losing fucking teath, losing
Speaker 5: fucking skin, like like the guys that put tea's in
Speaker 5: their friends ass cracks and then hit them out of
Speaker 5: their ass cracks? Are you and I can't.
Speaker 2: I don't trust myself enough to Yeah, I don't trust
Speaker 2: myself enough to do that to a friend. I will
Speaker 2: say though. In my previous employer, I was known for
Speaker 2: years we always would have a competition of shot of
Speaker 2: the day and it would just be the most random
Speaker 2: shots that you could take throughout the day with like
Speaker 2: paper towels, rubber bands now, you know, and just shoot
Speaker 2: them at trash cans and stuff like that. And I
Speaker 2: I hardly ever lost that game because I just would
Speaker 2: have the most random ass luck I guess of making
Speaker 2: these weird ass shots or a good hand eye coordin issue. Yeah,
Speaker 2: it's all. It really is. Like my doctor good at
Speaker 2: all the time. He would say, dude, you have like
Speaker 2: you have like a bird's brain, like with your depth perception,
Speaker 2: like your understanding of distances. And I was like, sure, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's what I No, that's exactly second, Like what the
Speaker 2: fuck you bet a bird brain? He's like, well, you know,
Speaker 2: because they fly, so their death perception is like out
Speaker 2: of this world.
Speaker 5: And he was like he up.
Speaker 4: His cock and he's like, look at the little worm bird.
Speaker 2: The son of a bitch.
Speaker 5: Early bird gets the worm. Soy Jordan showed up twenty
Speaker 5: minutes early to work every day.
Speaker 7: That's right.
Speaker 2: I can pay my bills somehow. Bold prediction. I do
Speaker 2: it again. But hey, so Dome. Last week we were
Speaker 2: talking about NFL and and it got me thinking, like
Speaker 2: we had talked about doing some bold predictions. So I
Speaker 2: thought like, hey, off the cuff to come up with
Speaker 2: some bold predictions. But while you're pulling up your list,
Speaker 2: in the meantime, I have questions for Stone. So Stone.
Speaker 2: If you could go to a football game once a year,
Speaker 2: every year, it's paid for it. You get to choose
Speaker 2: where you're going and who's playing number one. Where would
Speaker 2: you choose there a specific place you would choose, or
Speaker 2: would you like to see as many stadiums as possible?
Speaker 4: I go to Tampa Bay.
Speaker 2: Okay, it's paid for like flight, your hotel, the game,
Speaker 2: it's paid for. Now if there's one food that you
Speaker 2: could eat at these games, but the food you choose
Speaker 2: is the food you can only have for the rest
Speaker 2: of your life. At these games, what are you choosing?
Speaker 4: Cubans. We're in Florida, baby, let's.
Speaker 2: Go Okay, okay, yeah, And I think you know, if
Speaker 2: you choose somewhere like that, that's unique. By the time
Speaker 2: you go there, it's been a year, you're excited for
Speaker 2: it again. Right, It's kind of like nostalgia. Okay, yeah,
Speaker 2: that's interesting. Tampa all right? Why Tampa just because the ship.
Speaker 4: Or what Florida Baby? Just just beautiful weather, you know,
Speaker 4: not like freezing my dick off or you know around
Speaker 4: like some crazy people. They're like fans are pretty tame
Speaker 4: for the most part. You know, the area is beautiful.
Speaker 4: If I want to hit the beach. I can if
Speaker 4: I want to be like, you know, fucking Team Park.
Speaker 4: It's not that far away.
Speaker 5: Tampa Bay Buccaneers actually have a really nice stadium, their
Speaker 5: weather is great all year long, and their fans aren't ditchbags.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I yeah, sure, I agree with all of that.
Speaker 4: My second pick would be New Orleans.
Speaker 3: Yeah, you lost me, it would be my second pick.
Speaker 5: I can't get on board with that one.
Speaker 4: It's like the fans, eh, but the city, the culture,
Speaker 4: the vibe. I'd love to check it out.
Speaker 3: That'd be fun.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that is one city I've never really had, like
Speaker 5: a true deep desire, like I would go if I
Speaker 5: was offered to go. But I really don't have a
Speaker 5: true deep desire to go.
Speaker 2: I've been a couple times, and I have no desire
Speaker 2: to ever go back. That was also, but the times
Speaker 2: I were there weren't like I was kind of you know,
Speaker 2: I was there by myself. So it's not very fun.
Speaker 2: And New Orleans isn't really safe. Downtown where all the
Speaker 2: cool shit is one wrong turning, and I mean one
Speaker 2: quick wrong turning, you're in a wrong fucking area.
Speaker 3: It's worse.
Speaker 4: There's three streets you could be on and the rest
Speaker 4: of them.
Speaker 2: Good luck, Yeah lots, yeah, ship like that, but yeah,
Speaker 2: let's do dot. I wanted to do some bold predictions.
Speaker 2: But what I wanted in this is and Stone. If
Speaker 2: you have some bold predictions that you can think of,
Speaker 2: I want you to throw them in here. But the
Speaker 2: key to this is the other person or persons have
Speaker 2: to argue against why your bold prediction won't happen. You know,
Speaker 2: I mean, and it is a bold prediction, so they're
Speaker 2: not meant to be things that happen often or at all.
Speaker 2: But do you want to go first or do you
Speaker 2: want me to go first?
Speaker 3: I can go first.
Speaker 5: Go first at Green Bay wins the number one overall seed.
Speaker 2: In the NFL or NFC because it doesn't really matter,
Speaker 2: right nfcfc.
Speaker 5: It, Yeah, it doesn't really matter.
Speaker 3: But in the nf.
Speaker 7: God damn it.
Speaker 2: I don't bolly fucking argue with that. I don't really
Speaker 2: think that's bold, but with my thinking, but I will
Speaker 2: say I will say they're they're in one of the
Speaker 2: hardest divisions in the NFC, and I think it's really
Speaker 2: hard to dethrone the Lions with as much momentum from
Speaker 2: last year and the talent that the Lions have on
Speaker 2: both sides of all this, especially offense, Like they are
Speaker 2: deep offense. They really are, like one of their running
Speaker 2: backs just one pick one, it doesn't matter the other
Speaker 2: ones are hurt out for the year. The other one
Speaker 2: could be a two thousand all purpose yard running back
Speaker 2: with twenty touchdowns, hands down, no doubt about it. And
Speaker 2: that's not even a bold village. So Green Day has
Speaker 2: like the right you know, I don't know, I like,
Speaker 2: I like your bold prediction. I don't think it's gonna happen,
Speaker 2: but I like it. I'll leave it at that. So
Speaker 2: don't you want to add anything to that.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I don't think it's gonna happen, because I think
Speaker 4: the Packers organization is just still trying to recover from
Speaker 4: its like devastation they've had over the last fifteen years
Speaker 4: and the shakeups and management and everything, and trying to
Speaker 4: get like their feed back under them after they kicked
Speaker 4: out a bunch of people and a bunch of people
Speaker 4: left for what they did. And I don't know, I
Speaker 4: think given another like two to three years, I think
Speaker 4: they could be coming back to what they used to be,
Speaker 4: you know. But I don't think it's going to be
Speaker 4: this year doing that.
Speaker 2: Okay, all right, My first bold prediction for you. We
Speaker 2: are gonna have two quarterbacks this year throw for five
Speaker 2: thousand yards or more and forty plus touchdowns.
Speaker 5: Each, never done before in the eight Now, so you're
Speaker 5: you're saying that, you're you're we're gonna have two quarterbacks
Speaker 5: that throw.
Speaker 2: Two quarterbacks with five thousand yards.
Speaker 5: That's not all purpose yards, that's throwing.
Speaker 2: No, no, no, throwing passing it. Let me be specific,
Speaker 2: two quarterbacks with five thousand passing yards and forty or
Speaker 2: more passing touchdowns.
Speaker 5: Don't believe that can happen given the state of how
Speaker 5: things have started to shift to a run heavy.
Speaker 3: Offense for so many teams.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I, And I think that the reason why it's
Speaker 5: bold is because you go from from like forty five
Speaker 5: hundred to five thousand. I think if you if you
Speaker 5: back down, if you back down that number to forty
Speaker 5: five hundred, it becomes more realistic. Five thousand is that
Speaker 5: mark that makes it unrealistic because that's there's not enough
Speaker 5: offense for any one team to produce that much just.
Speaker 3: In passing alone.
Speaker 4: I think three and twelve yards average per game.
Speaker 3: Yeah, I think it would have to.
Speaker 2: When you'd have to average three touchdowns a game to
Speaker 2: hit that forty plus, they.
Speaker 5: Actually think that that's doable. I think that the forty
Speaker 5: plus is doable.
Speaker 3: Sure.
Speaker 5: The combination of the two.
Speaker 2: And being two plays and being two plays, it makes it.
Speaker 2: The closest player last year missed five thousand by less
Speaker 2: than one hundred yards and had forty three passing touchdowns,
Speaker 2: I will and did not win the NFL MVP.
Speaker 5: By the way, I will say, I wouldn't be like
Speaker 5: insanely shocked if we had if we had two quarterbacks
Speaker 5: that did one of those So like two quarterbacks that
Speaker 5: reached over five thousand yards or two quarterbacks that reached
Speaker 5: over forty forty touchdowns, but not both, not both stats
Speaker 5: for both quarterbacks, and it's still it's still a like
Speaker 5: either way, it's still bold prediction for for even just
Speaker 5: two quarterbacks to get one of those stats. In reality,
Speaker 5: that's a lot, it's a lot.
Speaker 3: Oh oh yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2: And again the closest, the closest person the second place
Speaker 2: pass yards yardage last year was four hundred yards off
Speaker 2: of it.
Speaker 5: Yeah, and that whole.
Speaker 2: Game quarterback also only had thirty seven touchdowns. So one
Speaker 2: more game and he meets both criteria.
Speaker 3: Possibly essentially, yeah, right.
Speaker 5: But I think I think I think a lot of
Speaker 5: teams are starting to really dial back into that run game.
Speaker 5: They're trying to lean on that, they're trying to understate
Speaker 5: they understand the control of tempo relies on the run game,
Speaker 5: and so and when when we get deep in the season,
Speaker 5: you need.
Speaker 2: It, Okay, I will I will spin off on that
Speaker 2: and go with my second one. My second one is
Speaker 2: there's gonna be two running backs with twenty five hundred
Speaker 2: all purpose yards and twenty plus touchdowns.
Speaker 5: Twenty plus rushing or twenty plus.
Speaker 2: Total twenty plus touchdowns. I actually can all purpose yards,
Speaker 2: all purpose touchdowns, two or many yards twenty five hundred.
Speaker 5: I actually just two players. I can't. I can't argue
Speaker 5: that because.
Speaker 2: Two players to get twenty five hundred total yards is
Speaker 2: also twenty touchdown.
Speaker 5: It is very bold.
Speaker 4: And because forty touchdowns was a average of two and
Speaker 4: a half per game, which if you added to twenty
Speaker 4: then you're at like you're.
Speaker 2: A little over one per game or a little under one.
Speaker 5: So with the way with the way the NFL is structured, now,
Speaker 5: like let's take the Lions. For instance, Right, you got
Speaker 5: Jamar Gibbs who scores four touchdowns in two straight games,
Speaker 5: then goes a couple who does you know, a couple
Speaker 5: of games where he doesn't get one because Montgomery gets there,
Speaker 5: but then he turns around and pops off another two.
Speaker 5: That you got ten fucking touchdowns in four games.
Speaker 2: Yeah, but he doesn't have the yardage because the games
Speaker 2: that he's not scoring, he's also not gonning serially.
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I do think, But I do think with
Speaker 5: like b On and some of the rookies that we have,
Speaker 5: and Josh Jacob's healthy, it's gonna be a little tough
Speaker 5: for Josh Jacobs to get twenty touchdowns, I think. But
Speaker 5: I actually can't argue this because I because I it's
Speaker 5: only yeah that plays to my point against your your
Speaker 5: previous bold predictions.
Speaker 2: Only only one fifty six a lot A lot that's
Speaker 2: it's a lot with a touchdown basis a lot one
Speaker 2: hundred and fifty six yards and a touchdown per game
Speaker 2: to meet that criteria.
Speaker 5: I mean, for ready, it's it's hard. It's it's hard.
Speaker 2: Well, and in today's NFL with so many backups, you know,
Speaker 2: and and.
Speaker 5: Running okay, here here. Here's here's how Here's how I will.
Speaker 5: Here's how I will, Here's how I will combat that.
Speaker 5: Even though even though I had said that there the
Speaker 5: NFL is leaning towards the run game more predominantly now,
Speaker 5: there are still a lot of mouths to feed on
Speaker 5: every NFL team. There are very few NFL teams that
Speaker 5: don't have that myriad of weapons. There's you know, there's
Speaker 5: only one maybe two weapons on the offense. And those
Speaker 5: teams don't they're not their scheme doesn't fit what you
Speaker 5: wanted to do for the running back, So you couldn't
Speaker 5: worry about that, right, Like the teams you're talking about
Speaker 5: that would be that would be potentials for these people
Speaker 5: would be like Derrick, Henry Barkley, Gibbs, Montgomery, maybe even
Speaker 5: Swift with Chicago or you know, I said maybe. I said,
Speaker 5: maybe he's the only fucking running back in the game
Speaker 5: over there, I said maybe.
Speaker 2: Well, just to give you an example of my reach
Speaker 2: on this, Sakwan Barkley. Think of the year he had
Speaker 2: last Yeah, fucking stud right, came everywhere, all over the place,
Speaker 2: totally all purpose yards twenty two, twenty two eight, Okay, right,
Speaker 2: like twenty two hundred and eighty and total touchdowns fifteen.
Speaker 2: He didn't even meet those, marsh you said twenty dominated
Speaker 2: twenty five or did you say twenty five gonna happen
Speaker 2: and twenty touchdows?
Speaker 5: Never mind that ain't gonna happen. I don't know why
Speaker 5: I thought you said two thousand that ain't gonna happen.
Speaker 2: I'm like, man, y'all are like, yeah, I thought I
Speaker 2: was being bold with that.
Speaker 3: Ain't gonna happen. Twenty five?
Speaker 5: Twenty five is way too much, twenty five's it's that's
Speaker 5: fucking Hall of Fame numbers in there. There's only there's
Speaker 5: only one Hall of Fame running back in the NFL
Speaker 5: right now, and that ain't gonna happen. Maybe two.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what's your next bold prediction?
Speaker 5: Which one do I want to give you first? I okay,
Speaker 5: I'll stick because one of mine. This this is kind
Speaker 5: of a two part. The Chargers win the division hand
Speaker 5: Listen to me, Hey, it's bold predictions handily. There's a
Speaker 5: you be two parts. Here's the second part of this.
Speaker 5: The Chargers win the division handily, handily, and they have
Speaker 5: that they finished the season with the best running game
Speaker 5: in the league.
Speaker 2: That's a bold prediction, and I will argue that they
Speaker 2: could finish last in their division and you may not
Speaker 2: know who they're starting running back is by week.
Speaker 5: I think they already know who it is. I really
Speaker 5: do have a there's a young kid on their team.
Speaker 2: You know what, Kansas City has won that division nine
Speaker 2: years ago.
Speaker 5: Brow and they can't win it ten.
Speaker 2: Okay, Stone, do you want to chime in on that,
Speaker 2: because I have one to play right into that.
Speaker 5: No, no, no, I get to go, motherfucker. You win twice,
Speaker 5: I go twice.
Speaker 4: Bit Okay, yeah, I would say, you know that predictions
Speaker 4: pretty charged up?
Speaker 5: Okay, you're speaking speaking of charged up. I've got a
Speaker 5: player who Jordan gets charged up for. Maybe even someone
Speaker 5: would say chubbed up for Atlanta will win their division,
Speaker 5: but Kirk Cousins will not. But Kirk Cousins will not
Speaker 5: be the quarterback of their team for.
Speaker 2: More than it's gonna be Mike for more than half.
Speaker 5: Their season, and Kirk Cousin will be traded at midway
Speaker 5: or earlier.
Speaker 2: I don't think that's too bold, really, I don't think
Speaker 2: that's bold. I picked Atlanta to win the division already,
Speaker 2: and yeah.
Speaker 5: That's not the bold part. I mean Atlanta is gonna
Speaker 5: run away with.
Speaker 2: It, and and that was fully knowing that Pennix is
Speaker 2: going to be their guy.
Speaker 5: You really, you really, But I think that you really
Speaker 5: think that Penis is is going to be the guy.
Speaker 2: I do, Yeah, I think he. I think he is
Speaker 2: going to be the guy. And I think he plays
Speaker 2: into using Bijon more where kirk Cousins does not allow
Speaker 2: Bijeon to be unleashed full potentially.
Speaker 5: I agree. I think kirk Cousins is washed up. I
Speaker 5: think I think I would.
Speaker 2: I think I think he may have one more year
Speaker 2: left in him on the right.
Speaker 5: Of the system, and I think the Minnesota system played
Speaker 5: well into his hands. That's why I say. But No,
Speaker 5: nobody's taught talking about it. It's not it's not anywhere.
Speaker 5: Nobody's talking about kirk Cousins not being the starter. Kirk
Speaker 5: Cousins not. It's all over the place, seen it anywhere. Yeah,
Speaker 5: I just read something today that kirk Cousins. It was
Speaker 5: some stat line about kirk Cousins winning so many games
Speaker 5: and it won't be with Atlantic. Yeah, I haven't known anywhere.
Speaker 2: It's kind of already buzzing around. So I actually liked
Speaker 2: that one stone. If you if you had to choose
Speaker 2: hot dogs or nachos at a football game, what are
Speaker 2: you gonna.
Speaker 7: Choose hot dogs?
Speaker 4: I've never been a fan of nachos at games because
Speaker 4: they're usually just like classic the classic gas station, hate
Speaker 4: him and for for what for a little? For ten bucks? Fourteen?
Speaker 4: I think I would actually, I would actually love to
Speaker 4: visit the Falcon Stadium because they're supposed to have like
Speaker 4: some of the best food in the nation for like
Speaker 4: cheaper prices than the rest of the nation.
Speaker 2: Nice, that's because fit.
Speaker 4: But yeah, hot dogs all the way. Oh question about
Speaker 4: that real fast? Yes, i'd uh a little side table discussion.
Speaker 4: Have you guys seen when someone goes to a ballpark
Speaker 4: and they get like nine dogs and nine beers for
Speaker 4: the nine challenge? Do you guys think you'd ever want
Speaker 4: to participate in that?
Speaker 2: Absolutely? I ever want to know I would four?
Speaker 5: Yeah, but I think same. Do I think I could
Speaker 5: do it? Yes?
Speaker 3: Do I think I would pay for it? Absolutely?
Speaker 5: Would I ever try it? Not? Unless I was getting paid?
Speaker 2: I would I want to do it?
Speaker 7: Yes?
Speaker 2: Would I actually do it?
Speaker 5: No?
Speaker 2: Could I succeed now?
Speaker 3: No?
Speaker 7: Absolutely? No?
Speaker 2: I think best I could get I think the best
Speaker 2: I could get to maybe six seven hot dogs and beers.
Speaker 2: I think the best I could do is maybe four
Speaker 2: nowadays because I just don't drink any Yeah, it's a
Speaker 2: fair point. Yeah, I just don't. I don't see it.
Speaker 2: But now, ten fifteen years ago, I would have been
Speaker 2: on this like, hey, we need to go to a
Speaker 2: game this year to do this. I don't give a
Speaker 2: fuck about the game.
Speaker 5: It's just you and I would have already done it
Speaker 5: ten years ago. If this was a thing fucking ten
Speaker 5: twelve years ago, you and I would have already done it,
Speaker 5: and I honestly think we would have smashed it.
Speaker 4: Oh.
Speaker 2: Absolutely, Yeah, you're talking about three hours to drink nine
Speaker 2: beers and eat nine hot dogs? Sign me up.
Speaker 3: Absolutely, What a great question.
Speaker 5: What do you could you think you?
Speaker 4: I would get probably five, and then I'd be like, dude,
Speaker 4: I'm about to fucking hurle, Like I don't know about
Speaker 4: this years Like, maybe I get to six, maybe smidge
Speaker 4: of hope, but I don't think anything past six.
Speaker 2: I think i'd be hurling. I know, domes not, but Stone,
Speaker 2: are you putting anything on your hot dogs?
Speaker 4: Yeah? I'd probably do ketchup mustard every time. Maybe one dog.
Speaker 4: I'd do some rellis for one dog. I'd do some onion,
Speaker 4: but ketchup mustard lease every time.
Speaker 2: I would one hundred percent stam behind that I do
Speaker 2: the ketchup mustard combo. And then on the last dog,
Speaker 2: I would load that much motherfucker up, like I'm gonna
Speaker 2: enjoy this last one because it's gonna be terrible.
Speaker 4: I would rather opposite. I'd do the I'd load up
Speaker 4: the first dog.
Speaker 2: See, I'd be afraid it fills me up too much
Speaker 2: at the beginning. Yeah, I mean, it sounds legit the
Speaker 2: way I say it, but at the same time it doesn't.
Speaker 2: So I want to play back on Domes. I had
Speaker 2: the same thing kind of written down, but a different team.
Speaker 2: I think the Broncos win fourteen games and they win
Speaker 2: the division by at least five.
Speaker 5: I don't think that's gonna happen because I don't.
Speaker 2: Because it's gonna be a Chargers.
Speaker 5: Yeah, because I think the Chargers do it. Why. The
Speaker 5: reason why that can't happen is their schedules too hard.
Speaker 5: I'm not saying they can't win the division, but I
Speaker 5: think winning it by five is bold because their schedule
Speaker 5: is too hard. That there are going to be teams
Speaker 5: outside of their division that beat M and bo Nicks.
Speaker 5: While why I am a bow Nicks believer, he has
Speaker 5: to have some.
Speaker 3: Sort of a sophomore slump.
Speaker 5: It's not like he had that great of a say,
Speaker 5: he didn't have a fucking phenomenal season last year for
Speaker 5: a rookie.
Speaker 3: He did.
Speaker 5: He had a good, good season for a rookie. So
Speaker 5: if you put him in a sophomore slump, a little bit,
Speaker 5: which is inevitable to happen, happens to all of them,
Speaker 5: unless you're a fucking Hall of Famer, right, and then
Speaker 5: even some Hall of famers it happens. You couple that
Speaker 5: with some of the teams that are that are better
Speaker 5: than them that they have to face outside of their division.
Speaker 5: The five wins is a lot because.
Speaker 2: Even though winning the division, winning the.
Speaker 5: Division by five, because you gotta assume, I think it's
Speaker 5: safe to assume that they're gonna split with not Kansas City,
Speaker 5: but uh, they're gonna split with the Chargers there. I
Speaker 5: actually think it's safe to assume they're gonna split with
Speaker 5: the Raiders because the Raiders always play them tough. So
Speaker 5: you've got those two losses there I I think Kansas
Speaker 5: City is good enough to still say you can split again,
Speaker 5: and then, like I said, and then you've got those
Speaker 5: losses outside the division. So I don't think. I think
Speaker 5: the only team that has a chance to really pull
Speaker 5: away is actually the Chargers. Just too. That's the best
Speaker 5: I got, Okay, I got all right, that's the best
Speaker 5: I got.
Speaker 2: Okay, you got anything to add stone, Nah, We'll do
Speaker 2: one more each, oh, one more each. I do want
Speaker 2: to throw a little caveat special take. You don't have
Speaker 2: to argue this one. One of my quarterbacks with five
Speaker 2: thousand yards and forty touchdowns will win the MVP this year,
Speaker 2: and it's gonna be Joe Burrow. Okay, that was that.
Speaker 2: That goes into my first out of the two qbs.
Speaker 2: I believe he's gonna be one of them. I believe
Speaker 2: he has a slightly better year than last year, where
Speaker 2: he threw for forty nine hundred yards and forty three touchdowns.
Speaker 5: I'm gonna throw out a bold prediction real quick before
Speaker 5: I give my other one that you can argue. You
Speaker 5: can't argue this one, and it has a caveat the
Speaker 5: caveat is that Terry McLaurin re signs with Washington, Jayden
Speaker 5: Daniels ends up winning the MVP.
Speaker 2: See, and I'm I'm on the the bo Knicks version
Speaker 2: of what you said about Bonnicks. I think Jayden Daniels
Speaker 2: has a sophomore so and that's all I said.
Speaker 5: You weren't supposed to contest.
Speaker 2: I think he's a great player. But that's all I say.
Speaker 5: All right, So Justin Fields finish his top five.
Speaker 2: Top five? What top five? Fucking retarded?
Speaker 7: Like?
Speaker 2: Okay, you might as well say, Caleb Williams. Two those
Speaker 2: two fucking retards. Caleb Williams. Caleb what I will I
Speaker 2: Justin Fields. Justin Fields won't throw for more than three
Speaker 2: thousand yards, he won't rush for more than five hundred,
Speaker 2: and he won't even have six games won next year.
Speaker 5: Shit, I did it just to trigger you.
Speaker 2: Here's my here, and that's not a bold, pretty one.
Speaker 5: Here's my real one.
Speaker 2: Don't you fucking say, Kayleb Williams. I'm gonna say the same.
Speaker 5: San Francis, San Francisco, San Francisco forty nine ers win
Speaker 5: the division.
Speaker 3: They bounce back and win the division by a landslide.
Speaker 5: I'm talking, I'm.
Speaker 2: Talking like fourteen I'd love. Yeah, yeah, you're talking about
Speaker 2: like the dominance of two three years ago. I I
Speaker 2: don't see it happening. If there's a division that could
Speaker 2: happen in it's their division. I think their division is
Speaker 2: it can be a coin toss, and you could make
Speaker 2: a case for any team in that division. And yes,
Speaker 2: I said any team in.
Speaker 5: That area picked hardy picked Arizona to win it. So
Speaker 5: like like when when the guns to my head, I'm
Speaker 5: gonna tell you, I'm gonna tell you that I think
Speaker 5: Arizona wins the division. But my bold prediction is that
Speaker 5: everybody's healthy, everybody's back. There's they're figuring out their defense
Speaker 5: to where they could Their defense was way worse than
Speaker 5: it should have been last year. Well they had a
Speaker 5: lot of and they turn around and they put their
Speaker 5: shit together. They come back, they bounce back, they win
Speaker 5: fourteen games, and they go in to win the Super Bowl.
Speaker 2: Might be great. I'd love that. I don't know how
Speaker 2: to really argue that. My last one is a rookie
Speaker 2: bold prediction. This may be the first time in what
Speaker 2: thirty years that we've seen something like this. Travis Hunter,
Speaker 2: as a rookie for Jacksonville, will have three defensive touchdowns
Speaker 2: and at least eight interceptions while also having eight hundred
Speaker 2: receiving yards and eight receiving.
Speaker 5: No way, no fucking way. This kid's a phenomenon. He
Speaker 5: is a freak of fucking nature, and I will give
Speaker 5: it to him. But there is no way on God's
Speaker 5: fucking green Earth that that kid is going to play
Speaker 5: that much that well, it's not gonna happen.
Speaker 2: He's gonna have two. He's gonna have two pick sixes
Speaker 2: off of Anthony Richardson. He just needs one more on
Speaker 2: the years he gets I guess, I mean, bingo, bingo.
Speaker 5: He could get them all. I guess he could get
Speaker 5: them all against the fucking Colts, right, he could get both.
Speaker 5: He could do both against the Colts side. He could
Speaker 5: just do both against the Colts. No, it's I could.
Speaker 2: It's a bold prediction for a reason.
Speaker 5: I actually don't. I don't think I think the dude,
Speaker 5: I don't think he comes up with with either of
Speaker 5: those numbers. I think I think either of those numbers
Speaker 5: are a little high. I could see the interceptions because
Speaker 5: he's that good. But the but the part of the
Speaker 5: problem is you don't know how Jacksonville is gonna use him.
Speaker 5: Jacksonville's talking about not using him on one side.
Speaker 2: Yeah, sure, that's so.
Speaker 5: I mean, that's you know, that's another That's another part
Speaker 5: against it is that that he might not even have
Speaker 5: the opportunity to do it on one of the sides.
Speaker 5: You know, I don't. I'm gonna say this in the
Speaker 5: nicest way possible. I think that there is a bit
Speaker 5: of the loud mouth, hard hitting NFL that's starting to
Speaker 5: kind of creep back in for some players. And I
Speaker 5: don't necessarily think that there is any player who wants
Speaker 5: to come after him, because he's not really a mouth,
Speaker 5: he's not really a disrespectful prick. But there's gonna be
Speaker 5: somebody who, when he lines up on offense, wants to
Speaker 5: make a name for themselves, you know sure, yeah, and
Speaker 5: you know, and possibly just does some damage to that kid.
Speaker 5: And that might not hurt him, but it will rattle
Speaker 5: him and his confidence, to make him think twice about
Speaker 5: the routes that he's running, and that'll affect his performance
Speaker 5: on offense. I think that I actually think that's more
Speaker 5: likely than anything than Jaguar's not using him two ways.
Speaker 5: I think he's meant I think he's meant for defense,
Speaker 5: and that's what he's gonna be used as. That's what
Speaker 5: he's gonna end up being used as by the end
Speaker 5: of the year, is predominantly defense and then a decoy
Speaker 5: on offense.
Speaker 2: Sure, Stone, you got anything.
Speaker 4: Decoys are decoys, man. You know, one minute Duck is
Speaker 4: sitting there in the lake, the next minute still fucking
Speaker 4: sitting there because it's decoy.
Speaker 7: No quess true.
Speaker 2: I do think this isn't necessarily a bold prediction, but
Speaker 2: I do think that Jacksonville is a team that could
Speaker 2: surprise a lot of people and win thirteen games and
Speaker 2: you're like, where the fuck did this come from? But
Speaker 2: I could see it happening. They're also a team that
Speaker 2: could win three or four games. Yeah, yeah, they just
Speaker 2: fall apart. Trevor Lawrence isn't who he was supposed to be.
Speaker 2: The only thing that's on offense, it's a remote anything
Speaker 2: good is Brian Thomas junior. But one man can't carry
Speaker 2: the team, you know, and so forth.
Speaker 5: I mean, Kylin knows what Houston's gonna do, Like we
Speaker 5: can all we all assume that Houston's gonna come back
Speaker 5: and be a great, you know, a great team.
Speaker 3: They've got a fuckload of talent, but.
Speaker 5: They they still they They had the same team last
Speaker 5: year and they weren't consistent. They had most of the
Speaker 5: same team the year before that, and they weren't consistent.
Speaker 5: You know, so who the fuck knows?
Speaker 2: All right, Well, I got one more thing for us.
Speaker 2: I want to shake some things up. I do have
Speaker 2: a bracket, and we're getting ready for NFL season. I
Speaker 2: picked sixteen of the top NFL players of all time.
Speaker 2: Doesn't mean that they're the top sixteen one through sixteen,
Speaker 2: but I did pick sixteen of the top NFL players
Speaker 2: all time. Pin them up against each other, and I
Speaker 2: want some I want some spice and some fireworks. So
Speaker 2: round one, we got the Smith versus the Smith. You
Speaker 2: got Bruce Smith versus Emmett Smith.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Emmett's hip.
Speaker 3: Okay uh?
Speaker 5: And we're just picking? Are we picking? Like best?
Speaker 2: Straight up? Who's the best? Who's the better?
Speaker 5: The best? Career? It's just who's the better player?
Speaker 2: Well, I mean career career goes into that. Now, it's
Speaker 2: tough that you got an offense versus defensive matchup on that.
Speaker 5: Yeah, But I disagree a little bit. I think that
Speaker 5: there are but there are players who had who were
Speaker 5: phenomenal but didn't have good careers on paper. I'm gonna
Speaker 5: that's true with.
Speaker 2: Emmitt Smith, Okay, and it takes the kick on that.
Speaker 2: If it came down to me, I would have voted EMMT.
Speaker 2: Next up, offense versus defense again, Tom Brady, Lawrence Taylor.
Speaker 3: Tom Brady, Lawrence Taylor's a piece of ship.
Speaker 5: Yeah, that might be the only man that I dislike
Speaker 5: more than Tom Brady. To be honest with you, I
Speaker 5: at least I at least respect Tom Brady.
Speaker 2: I think I think this matchup is a good one here.
Speaker 2: Next up Barry Sanders and Michaels.
Speaker 3: He's another piece of ship, milerving zero respect.
Speaker 5: I actually, and in all disrespect, fuck Michael Irving too.
Speaker 5: But I do think that Barry is a better athlete
Speaker 5: than Michael was.
Speaker 4: Sure, Okay, all right, Stone, I'm gonna say, Michael Irvings,
Speaker 4: I want to see no tie break.
Speaker 2: This Barry, because Barry left left ship on the table
Speaker 2: and he was still one of the best players.
Speaker 5: If you would have picked Michael Years, I'm not even joking.
Speaker 5: Rewind about ten seconds.
Speaker 2: All right, Next up defense. I like this matchup, even
Speaker 2: though it is defense for his offense again, Ray Lewis
Speaker 2: and Randy Moss.
Speaker 5: Ooh, that's a tough one. It is that another piece
Speaker 5: of ship, But I mean that's tough. He was a
Speaker 5: freak of nature.
Speaker 7: Yeah, man.
Speaker 2: And you think of guys at the end of their
Speaker 2: career where teams had to carry them to win the
Speaker 2: Super Bowl, and it was the opposite. He was still
Speaker 2: carrying the team when they beat the Niners in what
Speaker 2: twenty fifteen against Gapernet. Yeah, and I mean ray Lewis
Speaker 2: was a fucking.
Speaker 5: As much as much as Randy Moss is definitely the
Speaker 5: second best wide receiver to ever play the game, right
Speaker 5: I do. I do think I have to give it
Speaker 5: to ray Lewis, though.
Speaker 4: Wow, Stone, I think I got to go Ray too.
Speaker 5: Wow. It hurts.
Speaker 4: I mean, one of my favorite videos of all time
Speaker 4: is Ocho Senko trying to get him and he just
Speaker 4: hits him while he's not even looking at him, and
Speaker 4: he's just a brick wall. Like you just see Ocho
Speaker 4: just hit that wall and fly back. It's like, goddamn
Speaker 4: fucking I feel like a sub human compared to that dude.
Speaker 4: Jesus Christ. And yeah, Randy. I loved Randy. He was
Speaker 4: such a good wide receiver, and I think he just
Speaker 4: never got paired with the right quarterback to really make
Speaker 4: the magic that we all wanted to see because it
Speaker 4: was there.
Speaker 5: I mean, a phenomenal career. Randy Moss when he was
Speaker 5: with Minnesota and when he was with New England had
Speaker 5: a phenomenal fucking career, and he's got a ton of highlights,
Speaker 5: dozens of highlights. But yeah, I think as an overall athlete,
Speaker 5: I think I'd have to go right.
Speaker 2: Ray Lewis is the guy that you tried to build
Speaker 2: your character after on custom create players, you know. But
Speaker 2: I will say, shout out to one of the greatest
Speaker 2: stat lines of all time for any fucking position, not
Speaker 2: to end, Randy Moss three catches, one hundred and sixty
Speaker 2: three yards and three touchdowns. I don't think there's a
Speaker 2: better stat line that's ever existed. Three catches, one hundred
Speaker 2: and sixty three yards and he fucking touched.
Speaker 5: I think Jamar Chase might have had one a couple
Speaker 5: of years ago that was similar. Maybe it wasn't Jamar Chase.
Speaker 5: Of have to look it up wild all right. Next one,
Speaker 5: this is a fun one.
Speaker 2: Rob Gronkowski and Reggie White, I think I know the
Speaker 2: answer no matter what on this but but rob does
Speaker 2: own a place in history as one of the best
Speaker 2: tight ends to play the game. Like it or not, I'm.
Speaker 3: Gonna say, Gronk, I got go Reggie White, man.
Speaker 2: I'm also going Reggie White to break to tie. I
Speaker 2: think Gronk is Gronk, and he's like he's kind of
Speaker 2: the embodiment of of what's his name from Blue Mountain
Speaker 2: State but in the defective that right, But like he's
Speaker 2: everything you want to be, and you know he's a
Speaker 2: great time. But Reggie White was just scary. There was
Speaker 2: something scary about how Regg was.
Speaker 5: A freak of nature in the tight end position and
Speaker 5: he was an athletic person, but he he was an
Speaker 5: athletic tight end right absolutely, And Reggie Reggie White was
Speaker 5: just an athlete, Like he could fucking overpower anybody. He
Speaker 5: can in his prime, he can.
Speaker 2: Out smart absolute animal.
Speaker 5: So yeah, yeah, just Reggie White, all.
Speaker 2: Right, next one, This one is super fucking tough. But
Speaker 2: oddly enough, they played against each other quite a bit
Speaker 2: in AFC games, and uh, the defensive man actually owned
Speaker 2: the offensive man in most of these games. It is
Speaker 2: ed Reid and Peyton Manning.
Speaker 3: Oh, ed.
Speaker 5: Peyton man dude, Yeah, listen, Okay, I love Peyton Manning. Listen,
Speaker 5: we're talking about Listen, we're talking about who's a better athlete?
Speaker 5: I love I love man Who's the better player? Peyton Manning?
Speaker 3: All right?
Speaker 5: I love Peyton Manning. Phenomenal quarterback, one of the best
Speaker 5: to ever do it. But there there will never be
Speaker 5: a better safety than Edrie.
Speaker 2: I would agree with that. I'd agree with that statement
Speaker 2: hands down.
Speaker 5: Like you hear some of the stories about how he
Speaker 5: tricked some of the quarterbacks and where he kind of
Speaker 5: hid in coverage, and how smart this man was and
Speaker 5: how he taught his teammates ed Red dude, just top
Speaker 5: to bottom. I'm not And and if if Peyton Manning
Speaker 5: was matched up against Damn near anyone else, I'd probably
Speaker 5: pick Peyton Manning. But Ed Reid is Yeah.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna say Peyton Manning because I want to see
Speaker 4: Jordan split this.
Speaker 3: You're making him suffer, I know, is that me?
Speaker 2: That's all fucking stally because it seems like you guys
Speaker 2: are stally, but it might be me.
Speaker 5: I was gonna say, he's gonna drop off now because
Speaker 5: he doesn't want to answer it. He's talking on his
Speaker 5: fucking ethernet chord.
Speaker 7: Right.
Speaker 4: Oh no, guy, I went you.
Speaker 2: Got you got, you got me now. Fucking domes Herpes
Speaker 2: has truly infected this entire podcast.
Speaker 4: It is.
Speaker 8: It's the comfort in I think, tell you excellent.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Ed Reid. I think a position for
Speaker 2: position Ed Reid is the best safety to play the
Speaker 2: game of all time. Peyton Manning. There is question whether
Speaker 2: he's the best quarterback to play of all time. There
Speaker 2: you you can make an argument that he is, but
Speaker 2: you have to argue it. Ed Reid. There's no argument
Speaker 2: he is the best safety to play the game.
Speaker 7: Yeah.
Speaker 2: So, uh, let's lightning through this one. I can't believe
Speaker 2: that just happened. Patrick Mahomes versus Adam Vinitari.
Speaker 5: Adam Vanitryu Mahomes shut the.
Speaker 3: Patrick Mahomes.
Speaker 2: Pat stone. Patrick Mahomes, Okay, I had to throw at
Speaker 2: him in there. I mean, he's one of the best
Speaker 2: kickers of all time, most points, like of all time, ever,
Speaker 2: like he belongs in conversation.
Speaker 5: It's just the only way he wins against another kicker.
Speaker 2: Last up, the one of the goats versus one of
Speaker 2: the goats, same team, titles together. Joe Montana and Jerry
Speaker 2: Rice got matched up together.
Speaker 3: Oh wow, before you fucking said it, God damn it.
Speaker 5: And Jerry Rice. I love Joe Montana and he had
Speaker 5: a great career, but I gotta go Jerry Rice. That
Speaker 5: Jerry Rice is the best of his position.
Speaker 7: Ever.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just Jerry Rice put up records like Wayne
Speaker 2: Gretzky that you question if there is records that will
Speaker 2: ever get touched. I know Gretzky's just did get beat forever,
Speaker 2: but it but it took it took a long time.
Speaker 2: So yeah, I agree with the Jerry Rice. I think
Speaker 2: Joe Montana was arguingbably one of the best quarts still
Speaker 2: is arguably one of the best quarterbacks play the game.
Speaker 2: But you can definitely argue that some of these quarterbacks
Speaker 2: on this list were better.
Speaker 3: Yeah, yeah, yeah, all right.
Speaker 2: Second round, first matchup, Emmett Smith versus Tom Brady.
Speaker 5: I gotta go.
Speaker 7: Tom Okay, Tom Ouch.
Speaker 2: I don't think I could have swayed any different, but
Speaker 2: Emmitt Smith is probably one of my favorite roun I like.
Speaker 5: Him at Smith better as a player, but I think
Speaker 5: Tom overall is just he he He Tom solidified himself
Speaker 5: as as possibly the best quarterback to ever play the game.
Speaker 5: Cheating a side.
Speaker 2: I think you could have taken away Tom's last three
Speaker 2: or four years in Tampa. I think it was three
Speaker 2: years in Tampa after winning against Atlanta in the fashion
Speaker 2: that he did. He could have walked away right there,
Speaker 2: and it's still stood in the ground.
Speaker 5: He has never and I hate, has never played on
Speaker 5: He has never played an NFL game where he was
Speaker 5: mathematically eliminated from the playoffs. He olds he holds more
Speaker 5: playoff He holds more Super Bowl appearances and and wins
Speaker 5: than any other team. It's fucking wild.
Speaker 2: In say, okay, next match up, Barry sanderss Ray.
Speaker 3: Lewis, Barry Sanders, he Ray Lewis. Okay, I can't argue why, but.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go Barry Sanders once again because I think
Speaker 2: he left stuff on the table. He's still one of
Speaker 2: the If you name top five running backs all the time,
Speaker 2: you're gonna bring up his name and he didn't even
Speaker 2: finish it.
Speaker 5: But you have to look at Barry Sanders as the
Speaker 5: biggest what if case of the NFL.
Speaker 2: Agree agree? What if he comes out the next year,
Speaker 2: tears his leg in three different ways and can never
Speaker 2: play again, you'd still have the conversation that of what
Speaker 2: is right?
Speaker 5: What if? What if the Lions were better? What if
Speaker 5: the Lions were up forraction of just any kind of
Speaker 5: assemblance of an offensive line, like just a fraction better?
Speaker 3: Yeah?
Speaker 2: Sure, Next matchup Reggie White versus Ed Reid.
Speaker 5: Fuck Ed Reid.
Speaker 4: I'm mostly gonna go Ed Reid.
Speaker 2: I would have gone that way if a tie break.
Speaker 2: Last matchup of the second round, Patrick Kermit, the Frog,
Speaker 2: Mahomes and Jerry Rice Jerry Rice. I agree with Jerry
Speaker 2: Rice as well. So we got final four. First matchup,
Speaker 2: Tom Brady versus Barry Sanders, pass.
Speaker 3: Stone.
Speaker 4: I'm gonna go Tom Brady back to Dome.
Speaker 2: I don't want to, you know, it's Tom Brady.
Speaker 5: I think it.
Speaker 3: I think it has to be.
Speaker 2: I think it has to be. Also, I don't like it,
Speaker 2: but it has to be. Okay, just last matchup.
Speaker 5: Just just just for just for listening pleasures. I would
Speaker 5: rather this be the final matchup than what's going to
Speaker 5: be the final matchup. I would have rather have been
Speaker 5: Tom Brady versus Sanders. That's really personal though.
Speaker 2: Okay, Uh, last matchup to get against Tom Brady Ed
Speaker 2: Reid versus Jerry Rice. Jerry Rice, Stop Jerry Rice. Okay,
Speaker 2: Jerry Rice. It is last matchup, and I think this
Speaker 2: is completely appropriate of a of a final for this bracket,
Speaker 2: best best player of all time Tom Brady versus Jerry Rice.
Speaker 2: I mean you could ask ten people to build a
Speaker 2: matchup of a final, and this may be seven of
Speaker 2: the ten people's final matchup. Yeah, yeah right. I mean
Speaker 2: it's legit. No matter how they got there, it's legit.
Speaker 2: So Tom Brady versus Jerry Rice, give me what you got.
Speaker 5: I have to go Tom Brady just simply because they
Speaker 5: both have They both have records that probably will never
Speaker 5: be broken, some won't even come close to being touched.
Speaker 5: Jerry Rice's. I just I think they're just a little
Speaker 5: less than Tom Brady's because Tom Brady did a lot
Speaker 5: with a little for so long.
Speaker 7: Okay, he go, I'm gone.
Speaker 8: It's hard looking at those things, No it is. That's
Speaker 8: why I didn't pull him up the fucking internet. God,
Speaker 8: it's your internet, man.
Speaker 2: No, yeah, clearly, But the what I had to look
Speaker 2: up because I do know Jerry played longer, you know,
Speaker 2: longer than people thought. He played till he was forty two.
Speaker 2: Tom played till he was forty five.
Speaker 3: Yeah.
Speaker 2: Now, but like I said, you could take the last
Speaker 2: four years of Tom's career away and you could still
Speaker 2: have this conversation. Yeah right, But I.
Speaker 5: Mean you take the last four years of Jerry Rice's
Speaker 5: career away. When he was with the fucking Raiders. I
Speaker 5: mean he only had one and I'm not looking at him,
Speaker 5: but I think he only had one good season in there,
Speaker 5: like standout season might be right, yeah, right.
Speaker 4: One, it doesn't.
Speaker 5: Two he did well, but he was he didn't go
Speaker 5: over at thousand yards, right.
Speaker 4: He did in both of those, but oh three oh
Speaker 4: four and then Seahawks. Uh yeah, like he only he
Speaker 4: only went like eight sixty nine, oh three sixty seven
Speaker 4: and in Oakland, but then he got the Seahawks and
Speaker 4: only went three sixty two.
Speaker 3: That wasn't a full I think that was a full season.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it's so you did go Tom Brady, right though. Yeah, Okay, Stone, I.
Speaker 7: Think I gotta go Brady.
Speaker 4: I hate to say it, but.
Speaker 5: I didn't easily give it to I think you could
Speaker 5: easily give it to Rice though, And to be honest,
Speaker 5: I think you could probably give it to any of
Speaker 5: the four that we picked for the final four, and.
Speaker 2: I think I think you could also. I think if
Speaker 2: you game to me for a tie break, not because
Speaker 2: I'm a Sam fran Homer, I would have gone Jerry
Speaker 2: Rice just because I think talent wise as an athlete,
Speaker 2: Tom Brady somehow aged like five wine. Right, But Jerry
Speaker 2: Rice was dominant from the get. Tom Brady, even though
Speaker 2: he won Super Bowl at the beginning, his stats weren't
Speaker 2: all that great. Their defense was out of this fucking world,
Speaker 2: I think now. But the time Tom Brady, you know,
Speaker 2: arguably one of Tom Brady's best seasons. They lost the
Speaker 2: Super Bowl, Yeah, true to the Giants.
Speaker 4: So yeah, yeah, that was seven right.
Speaker 5: I think the credit that I give Tom might be
Speaker 5: more about his mental prowess and his and his ability
Speaker 5: to prepare for games unlike any other, and then his
Speaker 5: ability to not make mistakes. And there's a lot to
Speaker 5: be said for that type of athlete.
Speaker 2: I agree with that. I agree with that he.
Speaker 3: Is he is.
Speaker 5: He is one of the most consistent players to ever
Speaker 5: play the game, and that I think that's gonna be
Speaker 5: something that's unprecedented. It too, but I mean, again, Jerry
Speaker 5: so is Jerry Rice, So it's true.
Speaker 2: Fuck him all right, well, let's wrap this bitch up.
Speaker 2: I am excited for football, though as it gets closer,
Speaker 2: I'm getting more and more excited. So all right, well
Speaker 2: do on equal one eight seven, Murder in the streets,
Speaker 2: cash next week.
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