Speaker 1: And oh one nhtown.
Speaker 2: Good morning, and welcome to a Friday edition of the
Matt Thomas showing wrongs for tire Brewing.
Speaker 3: This is Sports Talk seven ninety.
Speaker 2: Get him, Doug, Why are you so mad at me?
Speaker 4: Doug?
Speaker 1: Hey? Where are we a bunch of chicks out of here?
Come on, Matt, You and whoever sings that song?
Speaker 5: Shut your bum ass?
Speaker 1: You shut your bumasses, Doug, Doug you love that song?
Speaker 6: Doug.
Speaker 2: Gloria, it's not fun. Came into your house and said
take me. Doug, you'd say, all right, I'm gonna take
you because my name is Dog. Mean, you've so you've
had to sober up for your mother before I guarantee you.
In Ross Coriol's forty years of life, you've been on
the phone with your mother and you've had too much
a drinking. No guarantee it.
Speaker 1: I mean, I've had to step out of Bible study.
But that's really about it.
Speaker 5: You're a joyed that MiraLax helped me go.
Speaker 1: I was so backed up.
Speaker 7: She's got.
Speaker 1: If you got denied, no, I just don't have to
send in an audition video. That's how I would do it.
I was like a drug, so like getting into Juilliard School.
Speaker 2: You gotta tape yourself.
Speaker 1: I did.
Speaker 2: I would have a great strike.
Speaker 8: Call Dake the one was here, ge located red ass.
That's not the same. I'm talking about his cooking hat.
Nobody knew what he was saying.
Speaker 1: No, no, no.
Speaker 9: Man?
Speaker 1: What Jake? What like Bobby A Bear mentioned Bobby A Man?
But I would, I answered them.
Speaker 8: I mean, maybe we're throwing furniture off the roof at
the end of the night.
Speaker 1: And you know, I can't confirm nor deny the statue limitations.
I think it is worn off. Okay, good, So then
I can't mention that I that I saw a pregnant
girl do a kegstand and it was very disturbing. Tickets
are on sale at ticketmaster dot com. If you want
to go to Monster Jam, Muster Jam Okay, muster.
Speaker 10: Jam the Grey.
Speaker 1: Job with all. And I should not be more proud
of you, my friend. That is maybe the fast Friday
open we have had in a long period of time.
I am so happy with you. Everything sounded good, nothing
was clipped. You got Damn Matthews in. You made fun
of Ross quite a bit. It is just and you
got the mirrorlax girl in there too.
Speaker 5: I'm telling you I was gonna get it.
Speaker 1: I'll tell you. I mean, my gosh, I'm so happy
for you. So don't leave us until probably at least
the end of the year. I mean, we're the statue
limitations of being producer on the show is about a year.
Speaker 2: So I'm just saying, stay with us as long as
you can.
Speaker 5: Five months, okay, okay, okay, got good for you.
Speaker 2: For you, that is Jonathan Allen.
Speaker 1: I'm Matt Thomas Ross is on a conference call. I
can't tell you why, but I mean, I guess I
could tell you why. You'll be hearing a brand new
sponsor on the show here shortly, but he's gonna join
us in the second segment where I am today is
a Talier Brewing at ten thirty three Imperial Boulevard. Listen
to me very carefully. First of all, I hope that
you enjoyed the Friday open. That we take pride in
that we just don't do the same boring ass radio
show he Talk Sports. We're not gonna do that. Anything
goes Friday. Secondly, we're a Tire brewing at ten thirty
three in Perio Boulevard.
Speaker 2: You're gonna come by. You're gonna have some pints.
Speaker 1: How many are we How many we got on tap today?
Seventeen bears on tap. Now if you're drinking a tenos
sit five in the morning, went on, wait a little bit,
No come around noon.
Speaker 2: We're cool with that. But come have some lunch.
Speaker 1: Their sausage Pepper's pizza is one of the best pizza
ever ahead of my entire life. They got a full
menu here, but on the pizza for me is my favorite.
They got a pizza up and downstairs. That's incredible. Come
have some pints. We got some Astra tickets. Have been
giving away litter today. We have some golf, will be
giving away litter today. And this is the place you
want to come. Hang on and watch the Astros game
tonight against the Yankees. Because the game is not on
local television, it's on Rapple re Ree. You know what
I'm saying. I believe this is the last time Rapple
has an Astros game. So if you don't have a
Rapple or don't want to pay for it, you come
over here. Retire Brewing. Have some pints, seventeen different on tap,
get the pickleball paddle and get the samples and you
will be smiling for the rest of your day.
Speaker 2: Now, if you like to have a lot of pops and.
Speaker 1: Don't want to, worr about driving home uber here, or
you bring a friend who doesn't want to drink, whatever.
Speaker 2: The case would be.
Speaker 1: It's a very relaxed atmosphere of the three and a
half acres, lots of places move around. Bring your dog
if you want to. I don't care if you do.
Bring your kids. Uh, there'll be music this weekend. But again,
this is the place to come hang out with us today.
Uh now until two o'clock. If you want to come
hang on now, that'd be cool. But again, I don't
know if I'm in a huge endorser of drinking beer
at ten o six in the morning, But you do
you all right? Now? Today isn't anything goes Friday here
on the Matt Thomas, Joe Ross and again Ross will
be with me here in just a second. How do
you partake in such a show? You will call seven
one three two one two five seven ninety. That's seven
one three two one two five seven nine zero. Brian mctagg.
We'll be on this radio show today at eleven o'clock.
He was supposed to be with us yesterday, but he
was traveling back from Miami, so he will join us
at eleven o'clock. We have I'm Sorry at eleven thirty
this morning. That's our weekly Friday get together where you
get to apologize for half an hour for the mean,
nasty things you've done, said and done, and you know,
I do need to apologize as some people. It's always
a cathartic part of the week. So I'm sorry. They're
coming up at eleven thirty. We'll wake the strippers up
at twelve noon and we have done Florida Stories at
one thirty. Also today at ten fifty, I have my
Naked Gun review. I went and saw a naked gun
last night.
Speaker 11: We'll give a little preview reader a little preview rinking.
What give us a little preview Rnking.
Speaker 1: Nope, can't do it. I want people to know, Jonathan,
we gotta build the energy for this.
Speaker 5: Yeah, I'm saying, we'll give us all right forty two minutes.
Speaker 11: People can wait, give me give me a give me
like an estimates, like like all right one through fifty.
Speaker 2: No, if I go to war, how about this?
Speaker 1: There were three or four times I barely laughed during
the movie. Oh okay, okay, okay, you know what, you
know what the difference between it like a chuckle and
a bell laugh.
Speaker 11: Is right, Like you're getting crampsy about my little tear
up a little bit.
Speaker 1: Yes, I didn't tear up, but I I absolutely berely
laughed three or four times.
Speaker 2: That's the only thing I'm gonna tell you.
Speaker 1: All Right, I'll take it. I'll take it. The review
is at ten fifty, by the way, and I'm not
a huge movie goer. I like to watch movies at home,
like most of us haven't. I mean, that's the way
it's gone. So yesterday I take my wife and my
two sons. My daughter was too boogie for going to
the movies with her family, so she didn't go. It
was the four of us, and there was two other
people that were sitting two rows in front of us.
This is for a movie theater that that's showing was
at five forty five. There were six of us in
the movie theater. I don't know what's going on with
the movie industry. Maybe they've just said, hey, you know,
like we watch Happy Gilmore we saw on a Netflix,
and maybe that's the trend and I've got a good
listener of ours that works at a movie theater in
the Woodlands.
Speaker 2: Shout out to you, my friend.
Speaker 1: But that would be a concern to me if I
was a movie operator in any part of town that
six people. Now we're still in the summertime. Kids are
going back to school a little bit here and there
next week. But you had a chance to go watch
a movie that has just been out with a handful
of days. Six people were in the damn place. So
I don't know what's going on with the movie industry. Look,
it wasn't cheap. The movies were expensive, the popcorn was expensive.
But we just chalked it up to we don't do
it very often, so we just sucked it up and
paid for the money. But yeah, the review on the
Naked Gun coming up at ten fifty today. All right,
now to the world of sports again. If you want
to join us seven one three two one two five
seven ninety anything goes Friday here on the show. You
literally had the longest leash. If you've got a terrible
take about players taking days off and how you're so
upset about it, seven one three two one two five seven, Honey,
if you have a reasonable take about that athletes today
are different than they were fifty years ago. Does a man,
it's better just tell you the way it is. I'll
accept that at seven one three two one two five seven, honey.
If you want to bash on the Yankees for a
better part of four hours, we'll accept that at seven
one three two one two five seven honey. All right,
So tonight, hundred Brown, we'll throw for the local nine
against Cam Slitter.
Speaker 2: I was at the pause.
Speaker 1: I'm a man of a pause is because you know,
if you talk fast, things may come out of your
mouth that you're not prepared for. Trust me, I know.
I'm just saying, Jonathan, we're trying to work with you
on that Cam Schlitt Slitter slitler. Ooh, Robert Ford, my man,
you can have some fun with that. You just are
three game series on deck five o'clock, first pitch six.
Speaker 2: I'll have the tenth inning show after that.
Speaker 1: We will get to that a lot on the show today,
especially with Brian mctagger joining us. Also on the radio
show today, there is an initial report that CJ. Garner
Johnson had a torn acl that was quickly refuted, and
there are more tests underway. But the second report says
that there is a chance that CJ. Garner Johnson will
be able to play this year. How long he'll be
out we don't know how severe the injury is. We
don't know, but it didn't take long, so I guess
that's good news. I mean, it beats the alternative. The
first report was he's done for the year. I mean
acls typically mean you're done, So there is some hope
that he comes back. But even with this all this
stuff going on yesterday on the Twitter streets about whether
or not he's how long he's going to be out,
there's a part of me that says, I mean, if
you've got some sort of serious knee injury that you
take place, are we really expecting CJ. Garner Johnson at
some point to be pick up where he left off
prior to the injury. I mean, knee injuries are serious,
So whatever happens if he comes back at any point,
it'd be gravy. If he comes back and is performing
to the level that we thought it would be, then
that's a really good situation for the Texans to be in.
But there's also a part of me that says, if
he shows up at all, I will be surprised. So
we will get further indication on CJ. Garner's injury, probably
after the Texans game tomorrow against the Minnesota Vikings. Also,
I want to hear from Texas Tech football fans today
and I don't know. Look, my oldest went to the university.
I went to Texas Tech University. You know me that
if you've listened to the show for any length of time.
I do like Texas Tech. I like Lubbock. My son
had a great experience. I loved going up there. I
root for them except when they play the University of
Houston because they're gonna get the beat down their life
at TDECU Stadium coming up in a couple of months.
But yesterday they had one of the top players in
the twenty twenty seven class. That's high school, the number
four recruit in the entire country. His final choices were
he did one of those goofy ass hat ceremonies, you
know when you do it in front of all your
buddies at school and stuff and TV stations cover it.
His four schools came down to Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina
and Texas Tech. Guess what shirt he wore. Guess what
had he put on Texas Tech. Texas Tech, you are
buying athletes left in right. You gotta win ten games
in the next two.
Speaker 2: Years, right, bro, So Red Raider fan.
Speaker 1: By the way, Joey McGuire on his Twitter account bragging
like a mudda, the Texas Tech account bragging like a mudda.
Every Texas Tech fan I know that I follow on
Twitter are seeing the four you tabs. I mean, there
is this incredible beating of chess at Texas Tech. You
ain't bragging.
Speaker 2: You ain't beating your chest if it ain't for the
rich alum who's writing checks. So calm down, Texas Tech,
Red Raider, because last time I checked, and I love
your school.
Speaker 1: I told you that y'all live in the seven and
five world.
Speaker 2: So guess what you're paying fifteen twenty twenty five million
dollars a year for transfer portal kids and everything.
Speaker 1: Time to get your ass in the ten and two world.
Time to get your in the Big twelve Championship world.
Time to get in the playoff world. Because this is
rich alum is Cody Campbell. Dude, he ain't buying seven
and five. He ain't paying this kid three and a
half million dollars for seven and five. I'm just saying Astros, Texans,
Texas Tech, anything goes Friday. Seven one three, two one
two five seven ninety Tire Brewing, ten thirty three, Imperial Boulevard.
You need to come out here today to watch the
Astros tonight because it's not on local TV.
Speaker 2: Just saying come out tomorrow, come out Sunday.
Speaker 1: Seventeen different beers on Tap Friends seven teen period in
Destroyed Let's go. If you can't make it out here
today because it's Friday and your bosses are making you work,
you know, order to come out here Saturday and Sunday.
The old the barbecue this weekend. The Pietez Ovens working today.
They actually have a bakery down there too.
Speaker 2: It's really delicious. Oh my gosh, the food here is
really good.
Speaker 1: And of course the pints for your favorite flavors of
beer are certainly available for you. Tire Brewing at ten
thirty three in Perial Boulevard seven one three two one
two five seven.
Speaker 2: One three two one two five SEMININTI.
Speaker 1: It isn't Anything goes Friday here on The Matt Thomas
Show with Ross and Roger is first with us at
ten twenty two. Roger, good morning to you, Roger D.
Where are you in the bathroom? Roger? Fairly, what the
hell are you making it?
Speaker 12: I'm in the office making accompany and then I'm talking.
Then I'm talking to Chris about what's going to happen
over the weekend. But this is my I want to
can I do? Can I just two take? My apology
and my my take?
Speaker 2: You want to apologize right now?
Speaker 12: Yeah, because I can't call later.
Speaker 2: I'm aprised for I want you to apologize for your
bad phone line.
Speaker 12: Okay, I apologize for that. I apologize for my uh
not being engaged and believe or not yesterday, for the
abs going this day and I decided to drag that
nasty attitude with me, So I apologize for that as well.
Speaker 13: Uh.
Speaker 12: You guys are like you guys are family. You know
that uh circle of trust status aggravated as always. Uh,
but you know that's my apology. Turn the page now,
I got to talk about this Baseball. MLB has got
a problem with promoting games. Houston Ashos and the Stankies,
two mega teams, giants of the game right now about
to go full Skille nuclear and do both teams fighting
for their playoff relevancy and we're getting these play times,
ton It's not so bad. But you know, Saturday and Sunday,
even the novelage of baseball fans I think would be
engaged just to watch if nothing else, of nothing else.
And I'm just saying, this is why the football is
king because they know how to flex games, They know
how to they know how to how to promote this.
Speaker 2: Old Roger, Roger, Roger, what's the problem with the game.
Speaker 12: Times Saturday at twelve man?
Speaker 1: Well, first of all, Saturday at one o'clock and baseball
is always played in a lot of cities in the afternoon.
What what's what's the issue with it being one o'clock.
Speaker 12: Because of because of the fact of these teams battling
for the playoff lives. You know, both teams that this
is a big series series, is it not?
Speaker 1: Why would it? I don't you know what. I just
don't get why you'd be worried if the game is
at one o'clock, at four o'clock or seven o'clock.
Speaker 2: If that doesn't make any sense to.
Speaker 12: Me, because people are doing things about the day and weekend. Matt,
you know this, but but.
Speaker 2: But Roger, what if you have plans, What if you're
going out of the clubs tomorrow night, it means you're
gonna miss the game at seven o'clock.
Speaker 12: I will have it, don't have it at the club
and wall you can see it. But I'm just saying,
I just it's just my opinion, my take.
Speaker 1: Okay, Roger, I love you, your our favorite price horror.
But that that that that the timing of tomorrow's game
makes nothing to do with anything about it ruining.
Speaker 2: The time of the sport.
Speaker 1: Now, if you want to ruin the sport, put the
game out at eleven thirty at night. I mean, midnight
baseball is one thing. But no, it's not to do
with noon on a Saturday. That's one o'clock in the East.
Speaker 2: It's very out there.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Roger. I believe they do that. That's not
the very first thing you're gonna say joining the show.
I'm just kidding. That was that's a that's a that's
kind of an old timer from Roger there. I mean, look,
afternoon baseball, We're coming after afternoon weekend baseball. Yeah. Hey,
the Cubs like technic to do like Friday at one o'clock.
The Yankees always play Saturday afternoon games unless they're in
National TV, and they have fifty thousand people Yankee Stadium.
People in New York don't seem to be worried about it. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I don't even have an answer for you. I August.
It's August. What are we talking about?
Speaker 1: Yeah, I mean, so if you put the game on
at seven o'clock at night, well, you know you're gonna
run into no. Well, obviously you get more uh more
eyeballs if you're putting it on in the evening, but
not I don't know if that's a guarantee. If you're
not putting on a national cub say yes, yes, Sunday
night baseball in football or whatever always or Saturday or whatever,
it gets more eyeballs than during the day. Absolutely, I
don't know, I think, but it doesn't matter. It's a
three game set in August.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I just I just don't get it me either.
Roger Roger Roger the price or God love.
Speaker 1: Him calling it is from his office bathroom. He was
in the bathroom. Well, it sounded like it sounded very
hollow on the speaker phone. Nobody wants to hear that.
You know what the problem is, though, And honestly, is
this the problem that people don't like putting their ears
to the phone. I don't like doing it either. Now
I won't do it. I prefer to talk on the
speaker when I'm by myself or I'm in the car.
But I think it's very rude, like I'll be I'll
be brutally honest with you. Monday, I was at with
my mother at the hospital she had her surgery, and
there was a woman that was on the speaker phone
talking to family members about her situation with her family,
and I heard every body of the conversation. I don't
need that, No, we don't. Ain't nobody got time for that.
Anybody got time for that? So shut your bomb ass up,
go into a phone room or go outside and talk
in her speaker. But I ain't get time at the
same thing at the airport too. Stop speaker phoning at
the airport and stop FaceTime at the airport.
Speaker 2: Yeah, I'm with you. It's too much.
Speaker 1: It's not courteous, not curteous at all. We always try
to be courteous on the show. Not really, I can
be rude as I always try to be courteous. On
the show.
Speaker 2: I do it minimally. Tim and Galveston.
Speaker 1: Good morning, Good.
Speaker 14: Morning, mister Thomas. Did you wake the strippers up yet?
Speaker 1: Twelve o'clock?
Speaker 2: Thanks for listening.
Speaker 14: Oh hey, I got a question for you, and it's
about these injuries with the Astros and the Texans, and
I figured since you're like a big sports officionado, you
could probably answer this question. Is it possible that they
have the same doctors?
Speaker 15: No?
Speaker 14: You sure, because it kind of sounds that way.
Speaker 1: No, they have the same medical group, but they do
not have the same doctors.
Speaker 16: Ah, that's the problem right there.
Speaker 14: Okay, I get it all right. Well, anyway, I'm sitting
down here on the sea wall and it's beautiful and
you know what, we got water down here. It's so clear.
It's clearer than Deston, Florida.
Speaker 1: I swear that's.
Speaker 2: Good to hear.
Speaker 1: I love Galveston. Yeah, rather than destined Florida and Galveston.
You heard him someone lie to us? Well, he probably would.
Number one, I would. Windstorm must have blown in and
it's gonna last about good six hours.
Speaker 14: No, it's been here for a week, believe it or not.
Speaker 2: I swear I don't believe you.
Speaker 1: Thank you Tim you know what, let me storry. I
mentioned this before. I think you should call me mister Texas.
Why you're not even from here? I was, I was,
I grew up. Most of my life has been here.
I'm fifty three years old and I've lived in this
Know that was rude. I'm sorry. It's not rude, it's
it's what's what you do typically do. Forty one of
my fifty three years of my life, I've lived in
this state. I love Galveston and I love Lubbock. Okay,
I love Austin. We're on be next week. I mean,
I love it all. All right, mister Texas, Mattah, No
one's more Texas than Matt Thomas. Yeah call yeah you
hear that. No, mister Texas, refer to the rest of
the time. All right, uh seven one three, two, one two, five,
seven and eight.
Speaker 2: We're off to a gangbuster start on these amazing Can.
Speaker 1: Y'all top that last to those last two phone calls
if you can? Seven one three, two one two five
seven ninety All right, Ross, We're gonna take a time
out and the Astros better start getting They better start
wanting to win, because apparently they didn't want to win
their Wednesday in Miami. Well, yeah, that's true because they
sat Jeremy Payne. They said Jeremy Pane, which meant they
didn't want to win the game. My gosh, that's a
serious hot take. I heard in this radio station ten
to twenty nine on Sports Talk seven ninety seven one
three two two five seven. Hoey, we're live, but Tier
Brewing Thomas show and Ross Boxes came by wearing Disaster
of shirt for him fill out on entry for him
could get the Master of Tickets seven.
Speaker 2: Rossi's seventeen pints?
Speaker 1: Can we if we took Wonders? Well, there's seventeen over
there today here tyer bros. Okay, just saying I could
try them all in flights. Now, if you wanna try
me all on pints, you gonna have to carry me
out of here.
Speaker 2: It's true. By the way, Uh Naked Gun review coming
up at ten fifty.
Speaker 1: Okay, so be ready for that wonderful Jonathan want me
to give a precursor.
Speaker 2: And I'm like I just said.
Speaker 1: All the thing I said was I barely laughed about
four times. Only four and two hours. Movie is like
an hour twenty ooh hour twenty oh. They mailed it in.
By the way, Pamela Anderson, who doesn't wear makeup anymore,
she did wear makeup in the movie. Okay, she still
is a looker. I mean she's still beauty. Is agelests Matt.
Speaker 2: I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 1: By way, why am I not mister Texas is because
of brisk making some good points.
Speaker 2: Go ahead, say mister Texas.
Speaker 1: First of all, it was a cinaid in Vader said,
mister Texas doesn't like choriso. That's that.
Speaker 2: That's not a Texas thing.
Speaker 1: What okay, where is this? Where's this person's tweet? Don't
even see it? You probably blocked or muted them. I
retweeted it. So if you want to find me at
sports r V, you could also follow me on Instagram.
Speaker 2: I at sports RV. I wouldn't do either one.
Speaker 1: I would really appreciate you follow me on my Instagram
at sports r V.
Speaker 2: All right, let me see yours. I don't see where
you're retweeted.
Speaker 1: And then he said, Jody, which you come on, man,
you gotta like joys, if you like tech, if you're Texan,
and then you don't like chiladas and brisket, you're out
you've been voted out. Actually we spoke to the committee.
There's been a coup. Stage you are no longer mister Texas.
I don't know who's mister Texas. Probably Nolan Ryan Ireak
of Texas. I love Beaumont, I am okay. Just because
you love trash town's desolation, Lubbock shout out to Galveston.
So just because you love all the meth hubs doesn't
mean you're mister Texas. Now see if you're you can't
call our state a home of meth hubs. Yes, I
can see. First of all, I live my entire life
in Texas. Second of all, I can recognize. It's like
you know your brother or your cousin. You can recognize
they're not perfect and you still love them. I could
recognize Galveston ain't perfect. I still love it. I still
go there. You don't love I still go to talking.
I still go to Mimp and muff. Wait, excuse me, what,
Crimp and Cruff. I still got to Crimp and Cruff.
Were still go to Mito's down there and breathe in
that seaweed air. It's I still go, But I also
recognize that it's not a destination to you. You call me.
Speaker 2: If you call my phone, my phone will ring. God
bless Texas.
Speaker 1: That is not true. You don't know that.
Speaker 2: We let it be from from our hey Jude, to
the phones.
Speaker 1: We go and anything goes Friday, by the way, review
again of uh, when's that coming up?
Speaker 2: In fourteen minutes? Brian McTaggart at eleven o'clock. Actually, maybe
I'll tune out.
Speaker 1: This microphone is limp, by the way, Well, perk it up?
Can we stiffen it up a little bit if you
if you twist this little part sometimes that helps.
Speaker 2: Okay, so twisting gets it harder.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you little twist. It's actually pretty nice. Oh don't
do that. And that feels bad, your twist. You have
the wire. Oh I didn't mean that. Oh my god,
we'll get you another headset. Yeah, I was gonna say
it's not great. Good God, Yankees, this this aught be
a real gem.
Speaker 2: Hello Keith, good morning.
Speaker 17: How are y'all.
Speaker 1: Great?
Speaker 17: Ser like switch.
Speaker 14: Checking?
Speaker 17: Want to be the birthday all you Astros fans, he goes,
y'all gonna get a serious pass whoopan this weekend. All
three games a long as long as they do put
in death and Williams. If they put in Devin Williams,
you got a shot, but they.
Speaker 14: Kick them.
Speaker 1: Well, Aaron Boone likes being the smallestpoon with Devin Williams.
Speaker 17: Yeah, he got pictures of Devin Williams. Got some nasty
pitches of Aaron Boone. That's why he puts him in
all the time.
Speaker 1: And then they go over the fence.
Speaker 2: By the way, do you know who's favored in today's game.
Speaker 17: I'm sure it's gonna be us, no matter what you say.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at the SPN bet right now. The Astros
on money line are minus one ten.
Speaker 17: Bookies are not always right, man, I'm sure you know
it's truth.
Speaker 1: I've been told Vegas is always right. So some he
told nobody you lose, Sorry Bell. The Yankees are minus
one ten as well, so it's even.
Speaker 17: Period this weekend, all.
Speaker 1: Right, on Monday, you better call us On Monday. You
after Hunter Brown throws seven innings of one run ball
and then from Er Valdez is out there taking deep
breasts and sweating his ass off, but but snapping curveballs
and getting ground balls, and then Aaron Judge with seventy
seven times this weekend, you better call us on Monday.
Speaker 17: Yes, do you have three sad songs y'all gonna play
for Monday after he cause you played a sad song
when you lost the other day. You got three sad
songs lined up?
Speaker 1: No, we're playing New York, New York Frank Sinatra after
this sweep?
Speaker 17: Yeah, right later?
Speaker 2: All right?
Speaker 1: Is that the best smack talk we have? I don't
know Yankees? What about the What about James and Noakes
wants to talk about the Yankee?
Speaker 2: James gonna call sixty six WFA and Staten Island James
and God Noakes get in, You get your calls in.
Speaker 1: Tell me about Don Maddingly, Betty Betty over On, Aaron
Judge Wifts. You know Astro's pitching always owns him. How
about John Carnel Stanton him too well? Actually I'm kind
of scared of John Carlos Stanton. He's hit a lot
of home runs against the Extros, a lot of whiffs,
put a lot of home runs, but that's also his life.
Speaker 2: Do is Brett Gardner still play for them?
Speaker 1: I don't think so. Matt's like fifty one, yeah, playing
leftfield occasionally. I don't think they got Bernie Williams and
the boys out there. Where's Jeta Jeter? His old ass
should be should have retired. He I can't believe he
made him. He he had such an ego. He stayed
at shortstop. When when Alex Rodriguez, the superior Shortstop came
to the organization. You know, it's so crazy because people,
you know, the Yankee fan, you can't build you. You
can't build a new Yankee Stadium, the other ones the museum.
People love new Yankee Stadium. I love Yank you, Sam.
I've been there twice. It's there. It's beautiful. So Fenway
Park guy, Yeah, you know what, I get it that
you appreciate the nostalgia. But creature comforts are pretty good too.
Plus we're fatter. Yeah, and you gotta tape phone books
around your torso so you don't get stabbed. That is true.
That is true? All right? Uh seven one three two
one two five seven ninety seven one three two one
two five seven nine zero.
Speaker 2: Again, we got Brian mctager coming up. What's you better?
Speaker 1: Crushing me for saying bad things about Beaumont. Sorry, lovely town.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you something. I love you, Beaumont. I
tolerate you.
Speaker 1: Loveking Nakadochas has a nice uh ronic man. It's fine.
I'm sure they got a me mew what a me me?
That's what I like about Texas America. Were they grill
and chill? Yes, and you get fish sandwiches.
Speaker 2: The haddock was good. You got a corn dog? You
throw that quick?
Speaker 1: It was ninety nine cents and never again, never again, folks,
I'd loved corn dogs. I gotta be honest with you.
I mean, who ever created the corn dog legendary? Yes, well,
Fletcher's Fletcher's original cornydock. Are you coming to ou Texas
this year?
Speaker 2: No chance?
Speaker 1: If you know what, at least you didn't lie you
seven and several years you're like, no, I'm coming Ross.
I'm dead serious. No, I need to be in a
suite and then don't have sweets at the cotton Oh
my god. Now let me tell you what if they
moved the game to UH Stadium, No, no, keep it
at the fair Park. Stop. It's a lot of crime
over there. There's no crime. I've never I've been there
six times. I haven't gotten robbed once. You've been stabbed though,
four or five. I mean, let's go to UH Bradley
on seven on a HILLO, Bradley.
Speaker 4: Hi, I want to talk about I don't think Hector
Nerris was the first three time astro. I think it
was a guy named I think his name was Xavier Hernandez,
a picture a relief picture for the astros from Beaumont,
and he was he was drafted in that winter draft
and he's the only one I know that ever stayed.
Speaker 1: Okay, Bradley, this is very nice you to bring this up.
But we didn't even talk about this. What made you
think of this?
Speaker 4: Okay, thank you.
Speaker 1: Who brought it up? Now? What made you bring made?
Speaker 4: It's been It's been on my mind because I think
I've been remembering this for years, at least in the
back of my mind.
Speaker 1: I have.
Speaker 4: And I just thought, maybe you know.
Speaker 1: Who said who said that Hector Naris was the first
three time astro.
Speaker 4: I thought it was said when he came back.
Speaker 2: It's time.
Speaker 1: I didn't hear this. Listen to you. Listen to a
different radio station, Brad, I tell the truth.
Speaker 4: No, sir, I listened to y'all religiously. I heard this
on the TV.
Speaker 1: Oh wow, okay, I got some more trivia. John Singleton
is the first seven time astro I got news for you.
John Singleton's had two numbers retired by the Space Cowboys.
Speaker 2: Shout out to you, John.
Speaker 1: We appreciate you. Thank you for your service.
Speaker 2: All right, time short, time out.
Speaker 1: Okay, we've had we've had four doozy phone calls already
in the show. I see the people didn't want to
come to Tallier to get drunk. They're already drunk at home.
If you all gonna drink, you might as well come here. Oh,
people are saying the Maconi people are not asking for
this first hour.
Speaker 2: That sucks. We put the good effort in.
Speaker 1: I think so, not me. Yeah, you've barely been been
here seven one three two one two five seven audience
and anything goes Friday at my review of The Naked Gun,
Kyle wants to say hi to me and Ross.
Speaker 2: Okay, that sounds good. We'll take that.
Speaker 1: Anything else and Brian mctagger at eleven o'clock on Sports
Talk seven ninety all right, so I told the audience
you were in your meeting with Walmart to brand new
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Speaker 2: We love Walmart.
Speaker 1: We live for Walmart rest delivery under an hour. If
you want to send me some of that gift cards, definitely,
I got you broke, Thank you, Bryan.
Speaker 2: All right, So I went to the movie here yesterday.
Speaker 1: There were six of us, the Thomas family four because
daughter Carly's two Bougie a movie with her family. What
oh yeah? And then and there were two people in
front of us. There were six of us, which is
not a great sign for the movie. It was a
five forty five movie on a Thursday. Yeah, yeah, it
should be more summertime, Sarioen. I mean it is what
it is. Where were you guys? Tomball? No Kingwin, Okay,
Tom want to go to Tom Ball in the movie here?
That's kind of far. They got the big Imax out there.
All right, where's my where's my music? Yea, yeah, we
need we need some more music. This is It was
this song in the movie at the very end. Okay,
this is a great song. This is a great theme,
like yeah, yeah, yeah TV. It was from Police Squad
and then they use it in The Naked Guns.
Speaker 2: All right, hit it back, Jonathan, it cunt this up?
Speaker 1: Oh yeah, the little Waltz with your Lady to this one.
All right, so go ahead, Ross give out the reviews
according to Rotten Tomatoes in your in your analysis, somebody, Yes,
I'm stalling because you told me to bring it up
and I forgot eighty nine percent fresh on the tomato meter. Now,
for those of you playing at home, tomato meter is
the critics. Popcorn meter is the moviegoers tomato meter. Eighty
nine percent very good, especially for a slapstick comedy. Yes,
popcorn meter seventy five percent.
Speaker 2: How's that rated?
Speaker 1: How's that seventy five percent? It's good, But normally the
popcorn meters high, especially in comedies from.
Speaker 2: The tomato beats, try so.
Speaker 1: Knowing what you know about naked gun movies, Okay, you
know you're not looking for oscar winning perform winning. No,
it's gonna be a Jocob in it. Slapstick. It is everything,
goofy rating, the fourth wall, everything, potty humor, all that stuff.
Everything's fair play. Everything is fair play. It's basically my
life in a nutshell. Okay. I told this to the audience,
and Jonathan wanted me to give you a teas earlier.
There are four or five moments that I.
Speaker 2: Barely laughed, like full on deep guffall.
Speaker 1: Like the Fall, and I felt maybe I could get
away with it because there's only six people in the
movie theater. Okay, three or four times really really really funny. Okay,
good like close your eyes funny, not like chuckle.
Speaker 2: This is a oh my god, I'm laughing, is Derek?
Speaker 1: That's good?
Speaker 2: The movie sucked?
Speaker 4: What what?
Speaker 1: So you would not raise fresh? I would give it
a negative raining I would, okay, I would. I would
rate it stale, give it one to ten. Remembering that
you gave Happy Gilmore for a calibration.
Speaker 2: Here's how you gave that a five.
Speaker 1: Here's how Gilmo went to me ten to a seven
to a five to one. So I gave it a
mid five. Okay. The chuckles were so good, I'm gonna
give it a really high grade on the chuckles. But
the overall storyline and towards the end were so if
I gave Happy Gilmore on five, I'd probably give Naked Gun.
Speaker 2: Oh god, a four?
Speaker 1: Really on four? Remember I was not looking for any
sort of deep premise. No, oh man, this is disappointing.
How is Liam Neeson's performance belly laugh moments? Okay, Pamela
Anderson was okay, the rest of the characters in the cast.
Speaker 2: Really stupid and a waste of time.
Speaker 1: I was O. J. Simpson. Uh, he didn't make one
small appearance. Oh really for like five seconds.
Speaker 2: That's right.
Speaker 1: It was in the trailer.
Speaker 2: Cody Rhodes, w W.
Speaker 1: Champion was in it for a very short period of time.
There was one second of Priscilla Presley in the movie. Really, yes,
but knowing that Airplane is my favorite movie of all time. Huh,
that's the kind of genre that I like, same genre,
same ballpark. It didn't hit if you loved Naked Gun
like I did, and even like Naked Gun thirty three
and a third or whatever it was, it got a little,
But one and two were really good.
Speaker 2: I felt like one and two was good.
Speaker 1: Three duken, He is it too much to ask you
for one? It's on those too long ago? Uh, too
long ago.
Speaker 2: But I would say probably Naked one, nine, Naked two eight.
This was if I'm using nine and.
Speaker 1: Eight and I'm using four on this, Okay, but again,
Liam Neeson, three or four really funny, really really funny moment,
really better laugh moments.
Speaker 2: But generally speaking, I.
Speaker 1: Was we were because I was waiting to see if
other people were laughing, and I just wasn't getting things.
Speaker 2: Nobody was laughing.
Speaker 1: You know what, maybe if you saw the full full
theory of people laughing at it didn't better. But I
will say this in my defense of the six of
us that were there, the four moments that I did laugh,
I laughed the hardest.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I was a hearty laugh.
Speaker 1: So everybody else hated it, well, my wife hated it. Oh,
my son's one thought it was a seven.
Speaker 2: One thought it was a six.
Speaker 1: But they feel like that's what kids do in twenty
twenty five. But they'd make everything that's a six or seven,
you know, stand on something, stand on business. Yes, seven
may not happen.
Speaker 2: Everything in life could be a six or sex.
Speaker 1: What Matt Thomas told the young ross in the business,
mister opinion, Yeah, mister Texas says six or sevens aren't
gonna be acceptable. No, I didn't say that, No him,
mister Texas, I told you've been dethroned.
Speaker 2: They hate you and voted you out, all right, So
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1: And look, if any of you saw it and want
to argue with me, I'll accept it.
Speaker 2: Okay, if you want to agree with.
Speaker 1: Me, I'll accept that as well, and I'll cherish that
at seven one three two one two five seven ninety so.
Unfortunately for someone who was ready for the juvenile humor,
there wasn't enough of it. But again I will say,
in fairness, there were three or four scenes that made
me better laugh. Frankly, I'll give you a small hint.
Every time coffee was involved, I laughed. Hey, come on, man,
that's all I'm gonna say. Spoilers al gonna say, all right,
any electric car Kyle and Parentland, Hello, Kyle?
Speaker 17: Is this am mister Texas?
Speaker 14: I am?
Speaker 1: Oh, wow, God bless Texas. Everybody.
Speaker 17: Hey, listen, if we're gonna be mister Texas, that you're
gonna bring the mc rim to me officials.
Speaker 1: Yes, sir, this is how you get kicked out of Texas.
I got we like actual, good, slow smoked ribs. Let
me tell you discussing pressed port gristle sandwiches as you
people are sick as mister Texas. I believe in three
things the mcgrib. I believe in seventeen brands of Tier Brewing,
and I believe that you can put beans in chili
and not be judged. You're not You're not getting out
of the primaries. Chili too, God, I'm not opposed to it,
not opposed beans and chilian. Judge, you hate enchiladas. I
oh my god, you are the worst mister Texas in history.
No I am. I am so good. I have the
belt around my waist for the rest of my life.
Mister lo you know not they're gonna They're gonna call me.
They're giving me the key of the entire state. No,
because you know what, it's just like a wolf running
for mister chicken coop. I'm not gonna I'm not gonna
shame you for one put beans in your chili. Now,
I can't have it either way.
Speaker 2: I like it both ways.
Speaker 1: But if you want to be your chili, God bless
you can get them. You're just wrong in Texas Texas chili.
They will throw you out of a Texas chili competition.
If you put beans in it, You're out. I'm not
going on competition. Oh my god, joint. I'm sorry.
Speaker 2: The Coller had a point. I'm sorry. Goo ahead, Kyle.
Speaker 14: You know, being that you're the president, you can have
him removed.
Speaker 4: Yes I can.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna lean on Doug with your ass.
Speaker 1: So I'm gonna do it right now. That's what I'm
gonna do. I don't I don't get that reference.
Speaker 17: I haven't talked to you guys in a while.
Speaker 4: I've been out and sick.
Speaker 18: I'm feeling better, and I just wanted to say hello
and Michig guys.
Speaker 1: Good, Thank you, Kyle. Good to hear that you're feeling better.
Appreciate the phone call real quick before we get to
Brian McTaggart. Philip in Parentland, Man, we're crushing in Parentland.
Another great community in my state. Hello Philip.
Speaker 2: Brian McTaggart's more mister Texas than you.
Speaker 1: Yes, Hi, Philip, be nice.
Speaker 13: No, Matt, I agree with you one hundred. I mean,
even our favorite movie of all time is The Semi Airplane,
is it? But yeah, I was, you know, I wasn't.
I wasn't expecting much. I enjoyed the coffee bits, but
I fought Matt after a while. That got tired towards
the end, Like you said, about a handful of some
really killer belly laughs. But otherwise, yeah, I can't recommend it.
I don't know if i'd be as harsh.
Speaker 1: As to give it before I was thinking about giving
it a you know.
Speaker 13: A gen Z Millennial six. But otherwise you know, the
number is the number. I don't know. We could argue that, but.
Speaker 2: Yeah, it not good, not good, Thank you Philip and Ross.
Speaker 1: Remember, yes, I saw the reviews and I was so
happy that I was like, gonna get there, enjoy every
minute this Because again my humor is sophomoric. I fully
admit that. Yes, maybe your expectations are too high. Now
my expectations are low, and so maybe I'm gonna enjoy it.
Will you go see it? Please? Not going to the
theater now, so you're gonna wait to see what eighty
half price Tuesday? Even then the popcorn is not half price.
How much would it cost you in the family with tickets?
A hundred bucks? Oh that's actually not that bad. Was
about to smuggle in some good snacks. No, actually, here's
you had a trench coat full of snacks. We over
ordered our popcorn. How do you overworady? You get a
large and unlimited refills. I couldn't eat the whole thing.
Speaker 2: Oh okay, I got a large for myself and I
couldn't finish.
Speaker 1: It one dang well, yeah that's normal, Matt. He was
a stomach full of a large popcorn. Well, I'm just
saying it's that good for anything. We're a Taled Brewing.
Brian mctaggard to join us next seven one three, two
one two five seven eleven O two sports Chalk Sevenani
were a Taled Brewing ten thirty three Imperial Boulevard and Sugarland.
Come on buy have some lunch. Ross and I are
about to order a sausage and pepper pizza. Can we
eat it on air? Uh? I well, I mean, how's
that any different from any other day? Oh my god,
you're the worst colored You out by the way again,
I do like brisket. Ross is just embellishing. Sometime introduced
you to good bris. Did I eat it? And I
enjoy it? So shut your ball mass up. Let's get
our buddy and Brian mctagger normally with it's on Thursdays,
but he's with us here on a Friday getting ready
for the Astros versus the Yankees.
Speaker 2: Brian, how a shame should the.
Speaker 1: Astros be for not playing Jeremy Pagne on Wednesday because
they lost the game? Uh?
Speaker 19: Well, uh yeah, I mean I I get the frustration
because of that, because uh he came back and played
what two games. You know, he did have the little
thing with the hamstring where they kept him out of game.
But it sounded like this was all.
Speaker 2: This isn't really Joe a spot of the decision.
Speaker 19: This is the training staff saying, hey, he's got to
play here here, and.
Speaker 1: I probably need to be here.
Speaker 19: But like once he plays the band, I mean a
guy had played it every game.
Speaker 1: We got hit with that.
Speaker 19: So yeah, but the reason they lost the game, you know,
they had a lot of other camps too.
Speaker 2: Think I just didn't get it done ull.
Speaker 1: First of all, I was, I was certainly embellishing a
little bit. We're gonna try, matter of fact, can you
try to call Jonathan. Can you try to call Brian
on a different line, one of the car lines, because
he was swimming in a bunch of water. Yeah, that's
his his Inves's been in Galveson Bay. You never know,
joing that New York. No, he's actually here, I think,
oh yes, yeah, okay, never mind, so we will try
to re establish Brian mctagger down a different line. And
again answer I was, I was being frankly very tongue
in cheek when I said that. Okay, so yeah, uh,
the Astros will start a three game series of the Yankees,
and we'll talk to Brian Moore about that in just
a couple of seconds here. We won't hopefully get a
clear line on that.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: By the way, at eleven thirty, we've got I'm sorry,
he's coming up today at twelve o'clock with the strippers up.
We have non floors stories at one thirty. My non
Flora story Ross is a doozy and it's here from
Houston specialty when you get a story from Houston, Texas.
All right, so let's get back to Brian mctagger with
us here on the show. So, Brian, look, the Astros
did not do well in Boston. That seriously hurt them.
The two out of three in Miami was good. Unfortunately
the White Sox did the Astros no favors. This is
as tight as it's been and it's not about what
happened this week. It's basically been what the Astros have
been for a better part of a month. Now, what
are we seeing in your eyes from the Astros in
the last month that we did not see maybe in
the previous month while they were playing all those first
place teams and being them on a regular basis.
Speaker 19: Well, I think the injuries just caught up with them.
I mean they you know, Penya was out for a
good stretch of that. You know Myers has been out
for a good stretch of that. You know they're slowly
starting to get you know, their starters back, but you know,
I just think they lost their horses. I mean ever
since sweeping the Dodgers in LA they're nineteen sixteen and yeah,
the Mariners now right.
Speaker 2: On their heels. So but the lineup looked a lot
better in Miami.
Speaker 19: I mean, Sanchez is gonna make a big difference, Kary
is gonna make a big difference, Panya being back is
going to make a big difference. And uh, you know,
now they got a chance to get hot the air
back soon, so they I think they've weathered the worst
of the storm, but the murder's not going anywhere, so
they're gonna have to fend them off here for the
next six weeks.
Speaker 1: So do you think it's a case of I don't know.
Is it just getting guys back and expecting too much
right away? Like, for instance, everybody thinks Brian winning. If
Jordan comes back, this offense is gonna be prolific. This
is the guy that hasn't swung a bat and make
it in a regular season game since May. I unfortunately,
you want to temper expectations. But at the same time, Brian,
you're in the middle of a Pennant race down know,
about fifty games off the go in the year. The
time for experimenting is largely over here.
Speaker 19: Yeah, you're right, I mean, is he gonna come back
and what are you gonna get out of him? I mean,
Penya has come back and looked, you know, look pretty
good at the play, but he didn't miss is nearly
the amount of games as Jordan hasn't. He wasn't dealing
with the hand injury. So but again, you'd rather have
him in the lineup and see what he can do
than not. And he just you know, he strikes the
fear of God and opposing pictures.
Speaker 2: So uh. But you know, I think offensively they're going
to be fine.
Speaker 19: I mean, Sanchez looks like he can really make a
difference hitting the ball hard.
Speaker 2: Or just the lineup is just deeper.
Speaker 19: You just don't have like that bottom three where you're like,
maybe these are automatic outs. You just don't have that anymore.
You get preta. It doesn't seem like that's a realistic thing.
But if they can get some pictures back, maybe they
can hold this thing together and win the division.
Speaker 1: And with Jordan and talking about him coming back, what
did you make of all the comments about him the
in the injury it needs it needs surgery, but they
can't get surgery there. Does it sound like maybe he
does need an office season procedure, but they don't want
to miss him for the season, so he's going to
try to up and try to pay play through the pain.
What did you make of all that? Because just asking
how close to one hundred percent do you guess that
Jordan can be physically, well.
Speaker 2: It's hard to know.
Speaker 19: I mean we were told that the hand that the
broken bone, and he will I think about a month ago,
were in Colorado and then the inflammation came out and
he got a shot. And so the fact that we're
still you know, where he's at and taking batting practices,
you know, pretty troublesome.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's had hand injuries before.
Speaker 19: So I don't know if there's anything they can do
it surgery wise. I mean, I think they probably would
have done it by now, because this is just dragged
on for so long, So who knows. I mean, I guess, uh,
I guess we'll find out at some point he's going
to go and play in a triple A game or whatever,
and maybe he can get back, but it's hard to
it's hard to count on and be in the lineup
at this point when he's just been ounced for so long.
Speaker 2: So long, Ryan mctagger with us here on the radio program.
Speaker 1: Uh, East sach Perette's not going to have this surgery
and to have that injection if you already had, So
what was your thought about that? And realistically, is that
just a player going you know what, I don't want
to go under the knife. I want to do whatever
I can, And if he comes back at all, that'd
be considered gravy right in some respects.
Speaker 2: I think you're totally right.
Speaker 19: I mean, look, they put him on the sixty day
the other day, which would take him to I don't
know the exact day, but somewhere around September fifteen, sixteenth.
So even if he comes back, you're talking on the
last ten games of the regular season. I think it's
a really really long shot. I mean, all we heard
for a couple of weeks was you know, a severe injury.
An injury is gonna you know, there are reports he's
going to be out for the year. But yeah, I
think it's sort of a hail Mary on Eastbox Park
to try to get back to this lineup and if
it works, great, If not, you know, they went out
and got Tarlos Gray to play third base and so
that they should be set there. But I just wonder
if he doesn't get back it to'll go ahead and
have the surgery and you know, will that take him
out in the next year as well? But I guess
hats off for Eastock to trying to rehab this thing
getting back on the field.
Speaker 1: Uh, you mentioned Carlos Korea. Just your evaluation of the
three moves obviously a very short sample size, but the
guys that the Astros add at the deadline and how
you feel not only have they've played, but how they've
been used.
Speaker 19: Yeah, you know, Sanchez hitting up in the lineup, play
mostly left field.
Speaker 2: I mean, he certainly hits the ball hard.
Speaker 19: He gives you that threat from the left side that
you needed a little more balanced at the top of
the lineup, which they didn't have. H he seems to
be a super likable guy. I think that's fit in
pretty well so far.
Speaker 2: And Korea is Korea.
Speaker 19: I mean, it came back in like he never left.
He's sitting there with you know, jose Al two Vay
to his side, Marvin Gonzalez was in the clubhouse of Florida.
It was like everyone the man was getting back together.
But you know, having him played third base, you know,
I think he'll do really well over there. You know,
he brings the better leadership as well, and this is
a guy that can sort of fill in and gives
you another one of those utility players like Dubon.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think there were all three great moves.
Speaker 19: I know they wanted to get a starting pitcher at
a reliever, the cost was too high, and you know,
I totally get that they're sort of rolling the dice
here with their rehabbing starters coming back and hoping that
they can give them something down the stretch.
Speaker 1: A couple more minutes here with Brian mctagger at MLB
dot Com with us here, what do you see in
terms of playing time the rest of the way for
Cam Smith, especially with the fact you've got Hayesu Sanchez
now on this baseball team. You've got some utility players
you can move around. You can move du Bond to
the outfield if you needed to. And again, if Jordan
comes back, that may precipitate Jose going to left field.
What is Cam's unless again, a hot streak comes into play,
which very well could, but obviously his last.
Speaker 2: Month has not been his best month. It's a major leaguer. Yeah,
I could see him losing the best to Stanchester.
Speaker 19: Sure, Sanchez playing you know, right field, and he starts
and right against left handers and I guess, I guess
right hand or sorry, and Cam starting and right against lefties.
Speaker 2: You will have the Gordan situation when he comes back.
Speaker 19: So I think this the trades will just cut into
his bats a little bit, especially if he continues not
to be productive. There was a game in Miami, had
a couple of hits, but still he's come up in
some big spots and not been able to get it done.
So you know, at this point in the season, you can't,
you know, you can't afford to run a guy out
there who is struggling to play. And now they have
options where they can start somebody else and or he
is gives them good at bats. And can play some positions,
and they could put somebody else in right field, like
you said, whether it Sanchez or or somebody else, to
get those at bats until Smith can get going.
Speaker 1: Last thing, Brian, I think I know the answer to this,
but I want to get it from your perspective. The
most encouraging thing about the Astros the rest of the
way to me is the lineup is lengthened. Now that
you have Sanchez, now that you have CARDLS Korea, You've
got Jeremy Payinia back.
Speaker 2: That to me is the most thing about the rest
of the way.
Speaker 1: What do you think is the biggest alarm going off
in the Astros organization with these fifty or so games
left to go.
Speaker 19: I think it's probably depth of depth of pitching, both
starting and relieving. I mean, Arraghetti's first start didn't go well. Yeah,
he was a little rusty, so you know, you give
him another one. J Javier hasn't thrown the ball great
and his rehab starts, but you know he's going to
be coming up here. Luis Garcia threw the ball really
well last night at Triple A, so that's a positive.
But even on the relief side, I mean, who do
you trust you know, beyond those last two guys.
Speaker 2: And a break and hater. I mean they went out
and got a reliever, signed a reliever.
Speaker 19: Yesterday who had been with the Braves, and a guy
that throws hard, and maybe they can change some of
his usage and he can become a key guy.
Speaker 2: But do they have enough weapons in the bullpen?
Speaker 19: Is there enough starting pitching depth that can you know,
match them up and get them get them through a
long seven game series?
Speaker 1: Great South, my friend. Thank you for the time as always,
look forward to hearing you with the A team as
part of the The on Deck Show tonight later on
this evening. Thanks for the time.
Speaker 2: We'll talk again back on our regular Thursday spot next week.
Sounds good. Thanks for having me.
Speaker 1: Thank you Brian mctagger with us here on sports talks
of anything. I mean, you agree, right, it's pitching, isn't
a strange concern? Yeah, we kind of flipped on its head.
You went from okay, all these guys coming back to
the Astros, weren't afraid to kick tires on pitching and
almost addillancies almost almost the price was too rich, parent
the price was too high. Didn't want to give up
that guy that went three and a third and gave
up like five runs armed kidding. I wouldn't give up
arraghetty either for a rental, that's right. Yeah, it's funny.
Speaker 2: You know, when you do rentals, you would think, well,
it's got a deal done right now. Every single time
you asked that, the picture says, I want to test
for agency. I want to see what I do here,
because that's why I think we do the exact same thing.
Speaker 1: They're betting on themselves. Yeah, which doesn't always work out.
All right, we're a Tire Brewing ten thirty three Imperial Boulevard,
will be here until two o'clock this afternoon. Seven one
three two one two five seven niney if you want
to chime in seven one three two one two five
seven nine eleven fifteen, We got, I'm sorry, he's coming up.
Speaker 2: At the bottom of the hour.
Speaker 1: We'll get to the Texans and how they're remember their
safety is feeling, at least from what we know from
last night. We'll do that next here on seven ninety.
All right, we got, I'm sorry, he's coming up in
about ten minutes. I'm sorry that you're not here at
Tire Brewing because we're gonna have some pizza here in
a little bit. And I believe we've got some Astro
tickets we want to give away today. I don't know
where Gordy went. I think Gordy is, uh sooner where
he's on some Montgomery, Alabama radio station right now. I
think he's had six beers already, has he really?
Speaker 2: No, that's not good?
Speaker 1: Well why not? Oh? I mean it's ten, it's eleven, nineteen. Men,
he worked the overnight shift. He's doing good. Oh, there
he is. Yeah, he does have a pint in. That's good.
It's really good to have a pint.
Speaker 2: Christopher doing a nice pint of Irish beer.
Speaker 1: Seventeen different beers on tap da haven't Irish red? Uh,
I don't know.
Speaker 2: Just say yeah, probably not. It's fine, don't lie, I'll
get a list. Okay, you do believe or not? Is
this a beer here?
Speaker 1: At the time? We could except we're not going to No,
it's fine, all right? Seven one three, seven. And so
Aaron Wilson put out really early evening that CJ. Garner
Johnson had the torn acl and then the other national
folks said no, he does not. Clearly some bad information
was given, Uh, I know, Aaron quickly retracted that and said, hey, that.
Speaker 2: There's hope that this is not going to be anything
super super serious.
Speaker 1: I don't know it's the knee. They were down on
a knee. I don't know if it's semantics. I don't
know if it's the textans trying to control the message,
or that just Aaron got some horrifically bad information. Yeah,
but I'm not in an I didn't all of a
sudden cheer when that second report came out.
Speaker 2: Now, I was, I did, did you really?
Speaker 1: Yeah? Why not? You heard it's not an a c L.
That's good.
Speaker 2: I don't know as serious.
Speaker 1: But man, when it was non contact, oh, I thought
it was described as he was during a tackle.
Speaker 2: Well, I just heard of it. I just don't want
to reports and again, who who's the same point being?
Speaker 1: Is this? If he comes back, that should be a blessing.
But if he's ross, if he misses eight to twelve weeks,
what does that necessarily? I mean, does somebody come in
in week nine of the season and his pick up
where he left up.
Speaker 2: I don't know that.
Speaker 1: I don't know eight to twelve weeks from now, is
that's week four or five or whatever?
Speaker 2: At the minimum.
Speaker 1: Right, So again, the Texas won't really owe anybody anything
in terms of a report until late tomorrow.
Speaker 2: Let's Casaro calls, you know, Diana Rusini or one of
those people.
Speaker 1: Its weeks from today is September third, twelve, would be
Oh wait, am I stupid? No, I'm stupid.
Speaker 2: Yeah, you're stupid.
Speaker 1: I mean not for that, but for the reasons sorry
October third, Okay, So that's okay. I get again. I
saw that.
Speaker 2: I'm like, all right, that's fine.
Speaker 1: Again.
Speaker 2: I who knows.
Speaker 1: I mean, I just don't know if all of a
sudden he's gonna miss this period of time that he's
gonna pick up where he left off, because again I
felt that it's exact situation I felt about Eastide Parade.
Is he's taken the PRP shot to hopefully recuperate. If
he comes back and does anything, that's a blessing. But
I just I don't know. The cynic in me says
this is a precursor to something that's going to ultimately
cost him, perhaps the entire season. I hope I'm wrong.
Oh well, I'll wait to hear more information on the
on the matter.
Speaker 2: Jimmy Ward got arrested again, last night?
Speaker 1: Oh nice? Uh? As he doing well? The third one's free?
I think not great? Uh? He had alcohol and apparently
he did not realize he wasn't supposed to have alcohol
during this probationary time. Is an accident. I accidentally got
drunk on probation. You did go to the air quotes
on that? Yes, I did. I do have it in
the drafts? What was your favorite Jimmy Warn of the
Texan moment. Wow, he is thirty four years old. They
need him though, well, especially with Garner Johnson out for sure. Well,
what kind of the mentioned is the NFL gonna put out?
I'll first of all, they gonna get the legalities.
Speaker 2: Taken care of. Yeah, it's not good.
Speaker 1: Come on, Jimmy, Now, was he No? I don't know
the details of it. Was he he hadn't been out
and about. Because if you drink alcoholed your house, I
was gonna say something about it.
Speaker 2: Nobody.
Speaker 1: I don't know. They are they are they knocking down
your door giving you a breathalyzer?
Speaker 2: I don't know. I mean they very well could, right,
I don't know.
Speaker 1: I would think if I'm if I'm on suspicion of
assault charges, I'm going to church six days a week.
Third degree fell in the assault that was the family
related one that was in June.
Speaker 16: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Does it feel like to you though? And maybe because
we're in Houston and we we haven't had a lot
of this to deal with lately, But it feels like
even the NFL has had lesser situations like this.
Speaker 2: Wasn't there a stretch.
Speaker 1: About five or six years ago where they were guys
driving and hitting and getting an accidents and tolling vehicles.
You had the Henry Rugg situation. We can go back
to Dante Stalworth, who got who was it Le'Veon Bell
that shot himself or who shot Lexico Plexico Burr shot himself.
That's right, you know that was just an idiot. He's
just but you know what I mean, I don't know
a mass the domestics stuffed choking on the ray Rice
was huge.
Speaker 2: Choking out your wife is way worse than Yeah. Yeah,
yeah for sure, but I mean the y I'm not
saying that the NFL is full of choir boys, but
it feels like that we haven't had to have this conversation.
Speaker 6: Man.
Speaker 1: The ray Rice thing was so bad because I mean,
if remember it was like they did like a one
or two game to suspension, and then the video came out, yeah,
and Rogers like, well, we already made our decision. Sorry no,
but then yeah, there was a firestorm and they linked it.
Speaker 2: Right, Yeah, so I don't know.
Speaker 1: Uh, look, I think you and I Will were first
on the sugar Gary.
Speaker 2: I said, does does the average NFL athlete commit more
crimes than the average muman being does? And we went
looked it up and it just doesn't.
Speaker 1: I think it's less because you're talking about sixty hundred
players compared to the general population. So there's a very
positive core between lack of finances and crime, correct, Right,
The more desperate you are financially, the more likely order
commit crimes. There's also a certain segment that says that
the more money you have, the more chances.
Speaker 2: You know what, you're more invincible.
Speaker 1: You're right.
Speaker 2: Also, the Notorious Big said, more money, more problems.
Speaker 1: Thank you notorious for selling? Do you call notorious? Is
that what you call? I called Chris Wallace? What does
its friends call him? Big? Do they? Okay? Big Papa,
Big Biggie Smalls. He's got a lot of different popcas,
a lot of different names. Well, he's also dead. Oh
sorry about that. That's okay, I didn't do it.
Speaker 2: How long you do it?
Speaker 1: How long has he been going? Eighteen ninety seven, that's
a long touch of ninety seven.
Speaker 2: He didn't really know what the internet is, well.
Speaker 1: I mean he might have had an AOL count I
don't know. He might have a MySpace page. You never
know these things. I know Big Big had a my
spacey rest, I don't think so. Okay, all right, So
needless to say, Texans tomorrow, by wayd you see Anthony
rich got hurt pinky yesterday in the Colts game.
Speaker 2: Yes, CJ, you're not playing tomorrow. Sorry, you're not. Now
with that crappy offensive line you got.
Speaker 1: Well, they had five A lot of you know, there's
a lot of film and film gurus on on the
Twitter sphere. Now you know what.
Speaker 2: I did a deep film study on myself last night.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they had five on six. He's supposed to throw
out hot quick and he did not.
Speaker 2: So it was his fault.
Speaker 1: They're calling it most everybody's calling it. Anthony Richards's in fault.
The gurus. He was one of a number of Lawski's,
the Mitchell Schwartz's, the number four overall pick right, yes,
And I I did this last year before the season
even started, put my name on it because there was
all this Anthony Richardson Nype go ahead, and I said,
he will always be worse than CJ. Strout. He just
can't throw.
Speaker 2: I think he's a terrible decision man.
Speaker 1: Now he's an alley. He can throw the ball a
country mile, as they say, he can also run. We
saw that in his verb.
Speaker 2: But yeah, he's gruning himself into concussions and injuries.
Speaker 1: That's just the reality.
Speaker 2: Yeah, what is he?
Speaker 1: C J? String one of the cults gonna start and
maybe the new maybe with the same daughter now running things.
I told you my conspiracy theory on that. Please because
everyone who wanted Chris ballad fired and he would have
been justifiably fired. I think that was what Jim Mersey said.
I love Anthony Richardson, you know, owners love he runs
a four to three, he's six foot four, he can
throw the ball a mile, all the the type of
kind of like the what was it the bum? What
was his name? Not bum?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: Why his name escaped me? Who forced Vince Young to
be uh Bud Adams and and Vince Young? M I
see that type of situation. I think it was Anthony Richardson.
You draft them, I'm gonna take care of you. Chris Ballard.
I think that was a Jim Mercy pick. I wonder
that feeling. And one if the daughters a field exact
same way, and they might say, said, my dad was
Daddy might have promised you're safe, but we didn't promise
you jet. That's right, that's right, all right.
Speaker 2: Time for you guys to apologize to some people.
Speaker 1: I'm looking at you. What did I do constant ripping
me of my awesome Texas takes? You want beans and chili?
Speaker 2: No, I said, I'm not.
Speaker 1: You want beans in chili enchiladas.
Speaker 2: That is true.
Speaker 1: You don't like hate sweet tea, and you want to
be mister Texas.
Speaker 2: People could drink tea without sweetener. Okay, probably better for you.
Speaker 1: Actually sound like mister Yankee. Mm mmm.
Speaker 2: I like I said, you're not getting out of the primaries.
Speaker 1: Here's I love Run, I love Lubbock, I love Beaumont,
I love Lufkin, I tolerate and acadotius.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: I like the Valley. I've been down on the McCown.
Speaker 1: If your campaign finances are gonna be pretty low.
Speaker 2: I will, I will wins. Got no shot, you know.
Speaker 1: No, I'm not gonna poster mean brisket call me. This
is what mister Texas enjoys. Okay, Yeah, like a typical politician.
Here's me Flippenberger's Memorial Day. Never operated a grill in
your life, that's cal seven one exactly. Yeah, seven one
three two one two five seven. Apologies or something. Get
in here right now. Seven one three two one two
five seven. Auntie, we're Itali. You're brewing at ten thirty
three Imperia Boulevard, and we will be here today until
two o'clock. This is the most cathartic we'd go have
in your life when you call seven one three two
one two five Sevenini and say these words, sorry, so sorry,
and Ross.
Speaker 2: This semon was built for you because you're rude to me.
Speaker 1: You insult various towns in Texas, because I am as
mister Texas would never do such a thing. Oh my god,
I'm telling you you're not getting out of the primaries.
There's too much dirt on you. There's not a dirt.
I eat Paddock, Haddock, Haddock in Beaumont. Yeah exactly. That's
like an Alaskan fish. I eat fighter by the way,
I eat chili with beans and Austin, Oh my god,
heat is in in.
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 2: San Antonio kicked out. I even like San Antonio.
Speaker 1: All right, you know what I do want to apologize
for calling Beaumont a meth hub. That was kind of rude.
I shouldn't have done that, and I'm sorry to the
fine folks at Beaumont. People are coming after me on Twitter.
Good get after him the uh you deserve it. And
I just want to say I'm sorry. The wonderful city
of Beaumont that has the Museum of East Texas. I
don't know. It's like James Hare whatever her name is,
Harrius the Harris is that in Beaumont? Yeah, and I
think it's about seventeen square foot. That's not nice.
Speaker 2: There's McDonald's across, so you can knock out both in
half an hour.
Speaker 1: That's true. There's a play place at the museum. No,
what the McDonald's are, Grimace learn known fact.
Speaker 2: My favorite thing is Matt's fed up?
Speaker 1: All right. I try to push him to that at
least three times. Don't know the fact of the girls
that does shaves my beard. She calls her sister Grimace.
Why he looks like a big purple monster.
Speaker 2: I would apparently that's what she says.
Speaker 1: He's a little bottom heavy. By the way, we have
four dugout tickets and parking. What for September sixteenth Astros Rangers.
Speaker 2: What let me tell you what those are.
Speaker 1: That's we're giving away two Stros Rangers two o'clock today,
we're giving those away. How did Gordy get lunch and
we're not getting a Seriously, it's the pizza. I am starving.
Speaker 2: Oh oh he's hurt.
Speaker 1: No, he said he got it off the tab. So oh, okay,
get it. I want mine on the tab. All right?
So four tickets Astros Rangers. Come by even if you
can just come by register, say hello and leave. I
mean we'd rather you stay. I have a couple of pikes,
quick pike to go, Yeah, for sure. Tell you I'm sorry.
Don't drink and drive, but always plan for a safe
ride home. There you go, September sixteenth, Astros Rangers. Four
dugout tickets and parking. We've also got some golf passes
for two. We'll do all the drawing of to Earth today.
Do you know the golf? Yeah? I do you had
to ask me here, well, you know, I mean the people.
It's timber Creek. Oh, that's what I'm talking about, timber Creek, Baby,
timber Creek. You saw some baby friends. Would what we're
talking about? Dicky V?
Speaker 2: Or no, you started it, Bob Way. Dicky V doesn't
like the man for man rule.
Speaker 20: You know what?
Speaker 1: They didn't hit that when I was watching Stand the Man,
Muse your baby both Gipson would hate that. All right, seriously,
what's wrong with us? Don't get these tickets cut o'clock
as Look this is I mean, come on tier Astros Rangers,
tugout tickets. Yes, come register to win at Talier Brewing. Yes,
ten thirty three Imperia Boulevard. What are we doing on
a drawing one two o'clock o'clock, two o'clock right at
two o'clock one fifty nine fifty nine correct? Let's talk
to uh Jeff on seven Hondrey Jeff, what are you
saying you're sorry for?
Speaker 2: Hey?
Speaker 17: Man?
Speaker 21: I have to say I'm sorry to a group of
drivers that were following me in Central Texas last weekend.
Speaker 17: I was coming home from East.
Speaker 21: Texas, stopped in Madisonville at Rookies. Decided to head over
to an Avinsota on Highway ninety, which is a two
lane kind of a hilly, windy road, not much for passing,
but I'm going above the speed limits, so it's no issues.
And always if I missed the Matt Thomas show with Ross,
I listened to the iHeartRadio app and I was listening
to the last Friday show and I kind of heard what.
Speaker 2: I thought was Radio Gold.
Speaker 21: It was the part of the show where Jonathan decided
to tell us all about his adolests and track issues
and his nickname being Blue. And your reaction was priceless, Matt,
because I kind of felt like you were the father
at the dinner table saying, son, we don't need to
talk about this right now.
Speaker 3: And.
Speaker 21: Ross sounded like the mischievous older brother saying, no, we need.
Speaker 22: To hear more about this.
Speaker 1: This is great, and I lost it.
Speaker 21: I was laughing so hard my eyes were watering tears. Yeah,
had to slow down to finally find a place, and
I had to pull over, and I'm sure the people
behind me were wondering what the heck was going on
with this guy? Yeah vehicle, and so I have to
apologize to those drivers.
Speaker 2: You know what Jeff, thank you so much for our friend.
That makes our day right there. Thank you, thank you, Jeff.
That awesome.
Speaker 1: We are we appreciate you, and most of all, we
appreciate hog nuts.
Speaker 2: Can we sit that on a regular basis?
Speaker 1: I don't know. Yeah, comfortable, But it's funny. It's just
a funny word. I don't know if it's the the
tick of the t or the car g hog nuts.
It's a funny word. It's like you were going to rookies.
I'll take some salted uh. I mean they'll tell you,
GORDI will tell this when you when you do stand
up comedy that you find like certain phases and certain
sounds are funny, like that word that the WNBA is
having to use a lot because one of them got
thrown on the court again last night. Again. Yeah, that's now.
This is an epidemic, three or four of them. Wow?
Speaker 2: How are they smuggling these in the arenas? That's what
I want to know, is it?
Speaker 1: Maybe it's is a credentialed media that's putting in their bags.
Excuse me, I'm looking for your bag. I'm seeing a computer,
I'm seeing a notebook, I'm seeing literally metal detectors and
I'm gonna put a metal detector and I see sex toys.
You got to motorized m I'm sorry. Four in one year,
it's four in like two weeks.
Speaker 17: Yeah.
Speaker 1: Do you think somebody like is like like there's a
special security interest that you can just go in there
and sneak it in without it being an issue. They
are like turning a blind eye to it. I don't know.
I'm just maybe put it in your pocket, maybe wear
Jinko jeans. All right, Jonathan, your next, because you need
to apologize what you did yesterday with one.
Speaker 2: Of our great callers.
Speaker 1: Will I hope you listening that No.
Speaker 11: I had took Willy as a caller ross and Matt
had said, is this Willy a boy? Is this Willy
a girl? And I rudely didn't even think to be like, well,
maybe ask, I don't know.
Speaker 1: I just went up, Oh, no, this is the dude.
This is a man. And Willy was a woman. Uh
came on air.
Speaker 11: I had to say that I feel like that was
so embarrassing just from me and her because she's a woman.
I should have done that, and I want to have
my defirst regards and say I'm sorry to you.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry. I hope you accept that.
Speaker 2: You don't have to.
Speaker 1: I perfectly understand, but I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. No,
you need to apologize to me and Matt too.
Speaker 2: Yeah, we know Willy Willy is okay, she's yeah, she's
she understands.
Speaker 1: And then he smugly told us.
Speaker 2: No, guys, if y'all knew, you know what we knew.
Speaker 1: We told you. Listen to the audio. Listen to how
smug you're like. No, guy, we try to prevent you
know everything. She is very twenty two year old of you. Jonathan.
I know everything.
Speaker 20: You know what.
Speaker 1: You're right, You're right, you're right, you're right, you're right.
Thinking back on it, it was pretty bad. You go
all all right, and we except your apology that I
forced you to make. Yeah, I'm sorry. I want to
say sorry to Cody Campbell, the big nil guy from
Texas Tech. Why he's going to spend thirty million dollars
a year for the next two years for the Red
Raiders to go seven to five every year. So I
say to you, Cody, I'm sorry. They're in the top
twenty five. They just landed another five star recruit for
not this year, but the next. Yeares we talked about
that when you were talking to friends at Walmart. Yeah,
so what name doesn't fit? South Carolina, Tennessee, Georgia, Texas Tech.
Speaker 2: That was what the four he was narrowed down to.
Speaker 1: Who got the most cast, who got the worst cash.
Speaker 2: Sports ere I'm okay with it, all right, And I'm
not okay with something.
Speaker 1: You tweeted yesterday. Please tell me when we come back. Oh,
I know what it is.
Speaker 2: I think that and I'm going to disagree with you.
Speaker 3: Good.
Speaker 1: This is a growls game, now, it's a grown man's game.
Speaker 2: Seven one three, two one two five seven Anti. Here's
the reality.
Speaker 1: We have James in Kline and Eric in Basity in
the line. Would you safely say two of our bottom
ten callers James and Kline and who.
Speaker 2: Eric in basity?
Speaker 1: Ooh uh yeah, James's fringe. Eric is bottom two. Ooh okay.
So if you think you're either you're better than either
one of those two guys, say you're sorry. No you
don't see yeah, yes, should call your say you're sorry.
It's screaming children, screaming ChIL what's going on over here?
I'll medicate with another pint, That's right, fit a good
don't but you can't put bear in a sippy. Come
you can't be doing that. Here's a little heff of asing, Timmy.
Come on eleven forty two. Come on and say you're sorry.
Seven one three two one two five seven. Untie, We're
Attire Brewing ten thirty three Imperial Boulevard. The pizzas have
been ordered. Pick a ball. We're gonna put Ross and
I'm gonna play pick a ball or right at two
o'clock this afternoon. Maybe now I've been warning Swatz, I
can't do.
Speaker 15: That, all right?
Speaker 1: Seven one three two one two five seven ninety seven
to one three two one two five.
Speaker 2: Seven ninety James is with It's James. What are you
gonna say sorry for?
Speaker 4: I have to apologize with red TV If you're saying
they didn't televin that Seattle game.
Speaker 16: I don't have direct TV anymore.
Speaker 4: I switched Toubu was the one who didn't tell about that.
Speaker 1: I still need to.
Speaker 4: Apologize to Ross.
Speaker 1: He's here.
Speaker 4: Yeah, I need to apologize for Ross for excepting his
friend requests on Facebook.
Speaker 16: And you didn't follow me back.
Speaker 1: So there is that. Oh what happened?
Speaker 11: I got a friend request from Ross on Facebook and
I confirmed it and he never followed me confirmed on back?
Speaker 1: Oh what, yeah, I don't know.
Speaker 2: I don't you asked James to be friends with you?
Speaker 1: I did I have that?
Speaker 2: Said a friend request? It's like two thousand and seven.
Well it must automatically our account.
Speaker 1: Yeah.
Speaker 14: I was thinking that could be, you know, a new
career change for me if I got Ross as a friend.
Speaker 13: But it didn't happen.
Speaker 1: James, Well, I've never sent a friend request, like I said,
since probably two thousand and seven. Yeah, and I accept
actually every friend request I get. So and he also
holds himself on an Instagram. Yeah, you want to follow
me at sports RV on Instagram? I really would appreciate it.
Speaker 2: All right, So what's your problem with me from earlier?
From yesterday?
Speaker 1: Oh, it's not a problem. What did you say you
want nil deals published? Absolutely? Why? Because I think if
we're gonna treat these guys like they're gonna paid employees,
let's do it. Let's find out what they're making. Let's
find out who's spending the money. Because Texas Tech is
trying to buy a national championship. Literally, yeah, this kid,
this kid, Damien Geydon, No, way. No, how would give
Texas Tech the time of day if not for nine
hundred thousand dollars.
Speaker 2: He's gonna make us a fresh you mad?
Speaker 1: You talk about how great love is. I love love it,
but please, this kid out of George is gonna go
to lubb It for he's got South Carolina, Texas Tech,
Tennessee and George.
Speaker 2: And let's look.
Speaker 1: I love love it, but let's be real there. If there,
what's that thing on the on the on the as
Sesame Street. What one thing is not with the other?
Texas Tech not like the other. Yeah, let's find out
what these guys are making. Let's find a part of
the cash. It doesn't matter. But I don't understand why
we need to know. I'd like to I know, we'd
like to know. We're curious. I'm not demanding, we know
it seems like you're being a little demanding. No, that's
the question out there, looking for an open res I mean,
I'm happy for this young lad going to Texas Tech
and get a great Red Raider education and make a
butler of cash.
Speaker 2: Yeah, and if they got five, he'll be blamed for it.
Speaker 1: And uh that uh big uh. Cody Campbell dude's gonna
be coming after him. And maybe it is good for
the players to set their markets. Isn't that why public
you know, like NBA and fl like the players want
the county agents do. Because the agents want to recruit
more players. They say, well, agent A gets me this, Agent.
Speaker 2: B only got me this.
Speaker 1: I'm gonna go with age and A. If I'm a
college player, Yeah, that'd be it'd be interesting to see
with that, especially. I don't know when with public and
private schools freedom of information although it's not payroll through them.
It's funny. I was talking to my son. We were
head of the movies yesterday, and you know, he's a
big text tech guy. He's like, man, we're killing it.
I'm like, man, you kill you got cash? Stop what
he's like?
Speaker 2: I said, there, the pressure is huge on everybody in
text tech.
Speaker 1: Oh no, it's not. Pressure is never gonna be on
text tech like you're paying thirty million dollars.
Speaker 2: Pressure is huge. Pressure's huge.
Speaker 1: Show McGuire's feeling the heat show, the hottest seat in
the country, the hottest seat. Let's go to uh Alex
in Lake City at eleven fifty two. Alex, who are
you apologizing? For and whom.
Speaker 23: Hey, guys, it's not me that needs to apologize, but
I think Dan Matthews Owes matt an apology, go for it.
So it was either Tuesday or Wednesday morning. As they
were getting off the show, Dan said that he was
gonna knock you out.
Speaker 17: Do you did you catch win the bet?
Speaker 11: No?
Speaker 1: They told me about it.
Speaker 12: What happened, I'm not really sure about the details.
Speaker 1: They were talking about fighting and who they could fight
at the station and Dan says he can take me down,
and I'm okay with that because I can take him
down with.
Speaker 2: Those horrific sports takes. And he called you a hall monitor, hall.
Speaker 1: Monitors, snitch, whatever you want to call it, doesn't Let's
go where Alex is snitching right now? You know way,
tell Alex you got my back here. You know what
your team Texas with me? Thank you very much? Okay, Okay,
I do that. OTOA voted out there five seconds Alex.
Speaker 2: Good Fred, Alex can always call the show.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Alex. All right, Let's go to uh Gil
at eleven fifty three, Gil apologizing that right now, I'm
gonna apologize for you two.
Speaker 2: Why are y'all playing.
Speaker 1: Pickleball?
Speaker 2: What if they all happened to tennis like real men sport.
Speaker 1: I've never played pickleball in my life, neither have I
like tennis, tennis, rackets. I've played tennis, and he played
tennis in high school. People like pickleball because it's less
athletic as tennis.
Speaker 2: You can actually.
Speaker 1: It's easier on the joints for sectagenarians.
Speaker 17: Yeah, okay, I've never played pickleball on my dog will Sell.
Speaker 2: But I mean, you guys, just a minute, you're gonna
go play pickleball. I was kidding.
Speaker 1: It's called Have you heard of sarcasm? Yeah, but I
mean some say sarcasm is an intelligence test. Stop. Say
you're sorry right now, toil all right, I'm sorry, gosh, thanks,
Gil appreciate people love pickle Was I wrong?
Speaker 2: I don't get pickleball, but people love it.
Speaker 1: I mean I get it. I'm just not with it.
Get out there and play doubles. Tennis is not that taxing.
Now it's hot, but you're playing outside and pickleball usually
anyways too. You don't want up doing when I play tennis?
What do you wind up doing when you played tennis?
You playing playing home run derby?
Speaker 2: When's the last time you swung a tennis racket. Gotta
be what late nineties?
Speaker 1: Really? Yeah, it was you an Andre Agacy. It was
me and Pete Sampers versus under Agasy and Steppie Groff.
Oh really yeah, it was a celebrity event. Yeah, you
must have got crushed. I mean you probably won Pete
serve games, but that's about it. Yeah. Yeah, seven one
three two point two five seven nine zero.
Speaker 2: Let's go to uh KASO. What are you saying sorry for?
Speaker 1: I want to say sorry all right?
Speaker 2: First of all, what's up Texas?
Speaker 20: Matt?
Speaker 24: Thank you for anyone that doesn't get to listen to
The Matt Thomas Show during the day. We listened to
the podcast on Spotify or Apple or whatever. And I'll
just be doing my thing at night, making dinner, cleaning up,
listening to Ross and you just bitch and moan about something,
and all of a sudden.
Speaker 25: Boom, chum butch some but chumba, chum but chum but chumba.
Speaker 24: Those ads drive me crazy, and they're at the most
randommest part in the podcast at all times.
Speaker 2: I'm sorry for anyone that's got to listen.
Speaker 1: To that part. Sorry, but we do appreciate you listening
to the podcast.
Speaker 2: Yeah, our show is always available to you.
Speaker 1: Thank you. You can find it, of course, for free
on the iHeartRadio. Yes we're on Apple Podcasts. Yes, we're
on Spotify podcast. Ye Freaker. Yes look under the Heart
of Texas podcast with me Matt Thomas. Now they're gonna
kick you off. You probably hate bluebonnets.
Speaker 2: I love blue bonnets.
Speaker 14: I love you.
Speaker 1: Don't even like armadillos either, I'm sorry. I don't like
disgusting whatever there are. Man have irrational fears of armadillo's. Yeah,
you hate sweet tea enchiladas.
Speaker 2: You know what, if you love ambarnailla so much, I'll
bring one of you pettit.
Speaker 1: Okay, but you're not gonna go. I'm gonna give you
the leprosy. I get gross. All right, let's go to.
Speaker 2: Oh Boy, Uh, Tim and Katie. Tim, what are you
sorry for?
Speaker 15: Guys? I'm sorry that I sent you guys a twenty
five dollars Smoothie gift card. And what I'm sorry is, well,
it's only got eighty three cents on it. But I
figure if a whole bunch of people send you a
used gift cards, then you can get the Jake Meyer
smoothie when the time is right.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Tim, are you on hallucinogens?
Speaker 2: I'm sorry, Houston. We took that phone call that sucked.
Speaker 1: That's bad. That was a horrific phone call. He's living
in an alternate universe, that man.
Speaker 2: And there's a warning sign on the phone.
Speaker 1: We're gonna have to probably not take Tim's car now.
That was great. Actually, so he sent us a twenty
five dollars gift card that eighty three ends on him
to get it. Jake Myers partnered with any ruthy ring
or something. I don't work. We are making get Jake
back on the ship. Look how's he doing? He's running
on flat ground.
Speaker 2: There's been a lot of a lot of flat ground running,
all right?
Speaker 13: Uh?
Speaker 2: Wow, boy, last but least uh.
Speaker 1: Eric in Bay City on the Matt Thomas Show with
Ross Hello, Eric, Hello fellows.
Speaker 25: I just gotta apologize to the lady at Debate City
Murder Main. I just went through the drive through and
right before I got there, I passed a little gas
and rolled down my window.
Speaker 17: I could tell she was dealing with it.
Speaker 1: But more than that, I want to.
Speaker 2: The way that rank in rancid. You need to go
to the doctor, bro.
Speaker 1: If you're if you're blowing out the drive through lady,
it's a mad story.
Speaker 2: I had no chance.
Speaker 25: I want to apologize also to the double A and
triple A hitters that are missing Spencer Arraghetty's batting practice.
Speaker 17: They got Miami the other day.
Speaker 1: He's gonna have a quality start next time. I want
to hear your apology. When he throws a quality start
in his next start. You call in here and you
say sorry, be.
Speaker 25: Ready next Friday, when I don't call because he's not
going to with that seven eighty five era.
Speaker 17: His era is almost double Joey Lope.
Speaker 25: Fido's batting average, all right, and.
Speaker 1: I'm sure I didn't mean that.
Speaker 5: I have never heard someone crop dust the drive through
worker there.
Speaker 1: It's impossible unless he's got the most No, he made
that up, the strongest win in the game. What if
he did it, Matt Like, what if he did it? No,
Brafido's hitting three eighty nine, by the way, how many
games twenty four?
Speaker 17: Oh?
Speaker 1: Okay, So now the Astros regret the Cakuchi trade, Nope,
and think they did all right, Uh, we don't do
this very often.
Speaker 2: We're gonna wake the strippers up in front of the public.
Speaker 1: This is always a real treat, especially for people that
have never listened to the show before. There's a there's
like a kid's Little League thing going on there. Show
put the speaker out there for the kids. I mean,
it would be the worst thing. Eleven fifty nine we
wake the strippers up next, plus.
Speaker 2: The news at nude. Wait a minute, you hate doctor
Pepper too, right?
Speaker 1: Yes, Oh, you're the worst dumb Mister Texas in history.
I love root beer the worst, like ginger Ale, absolute
worst candidate, like grape soda. I don't like Big Red
though it's gas. It's you in general, Santa Anna. The
worst candidates for Mister Texas.
Speaker 20: No.
Speaker 1: Seven one three, two one two five, seven NINETI the strippers.
Speaker 2: Are waking up and they're next here on Sevenati.
Speaker 21: Whom four in age Town, Good.
Speaker 1: Nor ext Rippers.
Speaker 2: And welcome to a Friday edition of About Thomas Joel
Ross Brock Tyler browing on sports Talk Sevendy.
Speaker 10: Muster, Oh god, mustar gym.
Speaker 1: Wars my voice just listening to that.
Speaker 2: This sausage pepper pepper pizza is delicious. My gosh, tal
you're brow and crushing it all.
Speaker 1: Right, Thank god, I get to finish it. As Ross
gives us the news at Dude at twelve o eight
on Sports Talks a Ry Ross been busy working on
these news headlines.
Speaker 2: What you got there are? I'm sorry, Matt.
Speaker 1: I'm uh. I'm finishing up some pizza as well. I've
become everything I hate eating on air. This is horrible. Uh, yes, Matt,
A number of things going on. Of course, we know
that your Houston Astros are settling in the Bronx for
a three game weekend set. Hunter Brown going to take on.
Speaker 2: Mister schlutter Aler s Littler, litt Schlittler.
Speaker 1: I don't know.
Speaker 2: Let's call Robert Ford and ask him Schlittler.
Speaker 1: I'm glad it's Cam Schlittler. Good thing they didn't name him.
Eight off. He will be throwing tonight for or I
gotta take off? What is that? German?
Speaker 26: Uh?
Speaker 1: Both Astro This is a coin flipper game, Mattic Astros
and Yankees at a minus one ten. It will be
on mapple PV. They'll spend money with us. No chance
I'm getting pizza everywhere. Plus but of course here on
Sports Talk seven night, how we feel about this weekend
set Frombert throwing tomorrow, and I keep seeing different pictures
for Sunday, but I think it's TBA, right. I mean, look,
they must win series for the let me win. If
we're back here on Monday and the askers are in
the first place, people are gonna be wigging the f.
Speaker 2: Out, you know that.
Speaker 1: Oh, we get a little aos going.
Speaker 3: I like it.
Speaker 1: I don't want an aos. I want to be astro
celebration tweets. Okay, Mariners will be taking on the Tampa
Bay Rays this weekend, so let's go raise. Let's go raise,
all right, Matt. Elsewhere in the news, Texans safety Jimmy
Ward arrested on bail violation. According to the Montgomery County
Jail website, he was arrested for a warrant related to
his felony offense. No bail listed, but Ward will be
released by court order today. His lawyer telling KPRC two
that Ward was arrested because he tested positive for alcohol
and violation of his previous release and as a result,
he had to spend the night in jail. Not facing
any new allegations. He just was getting his drink on.
Speaker 2: Did you say it was in public or was it
just they just did a RANDO check on him.
Speaker 1: No, I don't see anything with any further details on that.
Of course. He was first arrested on June twelfth, felony
charge of assaulting a family slash house member impeding breath circulation.
Speaker 2: That sounds very technical.
Speaker 1: Yes, a woman called Authority said Ward assaulted, strangled and
it threatened her. Emergency protective order filed at her request,
and he was released after posting thirty thousand dollars bail. Okay, Uh, well,
let the did the Let the courts handle that courts
due diligence.
Speaker 2: Okay, And we might have to get Chris Gordy on this.
We got some breaking news.
Speaker 1: Out of it. As you were a bow rude here, No,
my done got a hurt in his knee. What spe speaking? Sorry,
Garrett Nathmiler is dealing with pateller tendonitish. Oh, that's a
season ender tendonitis to be fine. Name the ballgame, LSU
will play it this year. I will go with.
Speaker 2: Idahope a tat Bowl Alamo.
Speaker 1: That's true.
Speaker 2: It wouldn't be if that's not a bad bowl game.
Speaker 1: Yeah, ghere, I'll show them, I'll show them around. I
know my way around the Alamo.
Speaker 2: But they told you the animal dos a dome dooms
a dump.
Speaker 1: Now it's not that bad, it's terrible. I was there
for the championship game. I saw what a dump it was. Okay,
how'd that go? We played well for thirty eight thirty
nine minutes? That's a shit all right? Well, oh did
you see this news how long ago? The w NBA
you know what? Toss is orchestrated by a crypto currency group.
No way, not giving them any further pub but they're
trying to market their crypto.
Speaker 2: Coin, so they're putting the logos, was it?
Speaker 1: I don't know on the you know what? I didn't
I didn't zoom in like that, Matt. Maybe you could
tell me, m you hit the hyper zoom. So these
real rows have been thrown because adult sex toys. Can
we say that? Yes? Well I said it, yes. The recently,
the recent sex toy stunts have disrupted at least three
w NBA games in the last past ten days. I
kind of felt like there had to be something going
on like this apparently orchestrated by a crypto coin group.
Speaker 2: But how are they getting in the building? You have
you just I mean mat Oh my god. Ill, Yeah,
everybody's done it right now. They're because you can't.
Speaker 1: Put it in a purse. Why not? I guess they're
looking at verses. Yeah, you can wear some baggy jeans
and then what are you putting it?
Speaker 2: At that point?
Speaker 1: You can tape it to your leg. What are they
gonna patch you down?
Speaker 2: Are you forget it? I don't want to apologize, you
know what I.
Speaker 1: Want to say. I'm so proud of you for restraining
yourself in that moment.
Speaker 2: I'll tell you break it seems difficult for you.
Speaker 20: It did.
Speaker 1: Also, Anthony Richardson could be back very soon, but unfortunately
in Thursday Night's preseason opener, he hurt his pinky after
getting sacked forcefully. All right, there's the news at noon
right there and CJ. Gardner, We're still waiting to find
out exactly how superiey. There were reports that his aco
was torn by Aaron Wilson, then followed up by friend
of the.
Speaker 2: Show Jordan Schultz, hate him douche and well.
Speaker 1: Then they use those reports will walked back by both
Aaron Wilson and Jonathan Alexander, Andrean Rappaport and others. That
is not an ACL tear. So that is good news. Yeah,
I would assume anything short of that is good news, right, yes,
all right, So there you happy.
Speaker 2: That's the news at nude here on.
Speaker 1: Sports Talk seven hoey, we've got coming up at one
thirty nine Florida stories.
Speaker 2: Mine is from here in Houston. Where's yours from?
Speaker 1: You had one yesterday? Right?
Speaker 2: Oh yeah, I don't remember, okay. Seven one three two
one two five seven.
Speaker 1: Nuntie, you're always prepared. Yeah, I give you a great news, dude,
one step ahead of the game on everything. These gentlemen
are watching the show, are like, this is how this
is put together? Huh yeah. They call me mister prep.
Speaker 2: Well, they call me mister Texas.
Speaker 1: Seven one three two one two five seven ninety seven
one three two one two five seven Auntis Are we
ready for the Astros to beat the Yankees and more Portland?
Can we all say let's go raise for the next
three days because we're gonna have to do a lot
of that. Raise for life, Raise for life seven one
three two point two five seven Aunt eight ten anything
goes Friday. We're here at Talier Brewing ten thirty three
Emperia Boulevard. We're here until two.
Speaker 2: O'clock on Sports Talk seven ninety.
Speaker 1: All right, remember you have until two o'clock this safter
dude to come over here to Talier Brewing at ten
thirty three Imperiler Boulevard.
Speaker 2: We have a four pack of.
Speaker 1: Tickets to give away to the Astro September the sixteenth
game against the Texas Rangers. That's dugout tickets and parking.
And I promise I'm not reading the contest for myself.
Now what time is the game?
Speaker 2: Is it? Because our our man? Uh, this is the
episode of the game. Isn't an appropriate time?
Speaker 1: Oh? That's true? September sixteenth? Yeah?
Speaker 2: Was that a Saturday? I don't know. Oh it was
a Tuesday?
Speaker 1: Even better? Oh dollar dogs. Oh so basically we're gonna
we're gonna, you know what, We'll give you all some dogs.
Speaker 2: I'll give you all some money too.
Speaker 1: It's a seven to ten start, and yes, that is
a Tuesday Starry with three games series in the middle
game and it's the middle of a three game set. Okay,
so you can get your nine to nine to nine
challenge done. My son did that, yeah, and he was
very proud of himself. I was like, that's something to
be proud about Why not nine dogs to put it
on your resume for what its strengthened determination?
Speaker 2: I think it's stupidity.
Speaker 1: I had the resolve to complete the nine to nine
nine challenge. Folks, have you done it? No, we'll see that.
I'm not going to. Yeah. Maybe if I was, like
if I was his age, what's he twenty four?
Speaker 2: What is he twenty five? Now it was twenty five?
I got a twenty five year old. Oh god, I
feel old.
Speaker 1: You could be a granddaddy. Stop. What do you want
your granddad name to be? Papa Matt?
Speaker 17: Matt?
Speaker 2: Happy, mister Texas?
Speaker 1: You want you want your grandchild to call you mister Texas?
Speaker 5: That's kind of coolkay Texas.
Speaker 1: Can I have a dollar? Yeah? I ain't asking for
a dollar. These kids won't have for dollars that they
asked me for the Pinmo address? Can I have the
new iPhone? You're only three, granddad?
Speaker 2: My iPad's not big enough.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I gonna want U four K TV all right,
real quick? Astros Yankees this weekend New York. Yes, ummmm,
they're gonna be booing the Yankees as much they're gonna
booing the Astros because the Yankees have not been playing
good baseball at all. He says it where they turn
it around? Right?
Speaker 2: Oh god, it's hard to predict baseball games.
Speaker 1: It's the hardest to predict something because again, even the
worst teams in baseball win games. Yep, absolutely, so I'm
with you.
Speaker 2: On paper.
Speaker 1: I mean, they're pretty even. Honestly, the Yankees pitching acquisitions
have not been.
Speaker 2: Great since the deadline. Matter of fact, they sent one
of their guys even down to the minor leagues who
they acquired. They have been beset by injuries too.
Speaker 1: They have been beset by horrific base running mistakes, the
unfortunate Josale two Bayable. They've always had bad defense in
base running though, Yeah.
Speaker 3: What was that?
Speaker 1: I don't know? Okaymerican base City, all right? Uh so, yeah,
please don't lose this series, and please the Mariners do
not sweep the Rays because we're gonna have grumpy. Well,
the Asters would have been at first place if they
had played Jeremy Panne on Thursday Wednesday.
Speaker 2: You don't need that.
Speaker 1: Well, dumb fan is gonna dumb fan can't live our
lives worrying about the meth. What kind of crazy stuff
they're gonna come up with even though the playbook's fairly predictable.
Guys getting days off is the worst. The lineup is
the worst. Should have bunted more?
Speaker 2: Should a bunt guy? Oh?
Speaker 1: Christ left the picture in too long, Like there's a
magic wand you can wave and just insert a new picture.
Somebody's gotta get up. They gotta start tossing, they gotta
get warmed up, inserted in the game. Yeah, somebody screwed
me the other day when Marri gonna give up his
third Hiti ship been replaced in the first inning. Okay,
that makes a tremendous amount of sense. Yeah, as I
said before, And we invite you to talk to me
on the tenth Inning show tonight. I'll be working the
tenth will I'm gonna work? Yes, I mean WEX are
filling for me wednesday, if I thank him. Clayton hasn't
touched tenth inning, probably since he was in high school. No,
he joneses in on a playoff games. Oh that's right,
and then he demands press box seats.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's how that's how he rolls.
Speaker 1: Yeah, you started this, not me. I'm done.
Speaker 2: I finished it though, No, I love you well.
Speaker 1: I'm done love you, we'd love him. There a great
a lot of hard work here. Yeah, he's probably the
least harding work. Him and Sean probably are tied one too.
Speaker 2: Seven one three two one two five seven ninety seven
one three two one two.
Speaker 1: Didn't he live around here? Can't come say hello? He's
in full shre thing I'm talking about Adam. Adam's just top.
He's like five minutes away from here. Yeah, he's probably
him and Tree. He's still playing Red Dead Redemption. Yeah. Look,
I think he's there trying to do He's trying to
get another WW autographed belt or something. Okay, he's on
an ebaye bid. Yeah, he's a hot beating war mad
in Spring Branch Matt at twelve twenty four on seven
huinety thanks for calling.
Speaker 6: Actually this isn't Matt and Martin Moaks.
Speaker 26: I'm calling in to say I don't know you know this,
but I'm mean New York and us New York Yankees
fans were from New York, really like from I can't
wait to see the Astros coming to New York and
bitch suck us around because I can't something to be
missed about. And we love being miserable that I mentioned
that I'm from the US and that that Matt guy
in Spring Branch and always spos in the random birds up.
Speaker 6: And I'll talk to you guys Monday after this week.
Speaker 1: It was a It's James and Garden Oaks. Yeah, it
wasn't that bad, but something the phone sounded funky. It
was the voice okay, but the material was d minus.
Well yeah, the phone wasn't happy.
Speaker 11: Yeah, well I couldn't find out of ours or his.
We we we went back and forth though.
Speaker 1: It doesn't matter. We should have had them called back
either way. You shouldn't.
Speaker 2: I mean, we had a caller in person, another caller.
Speaker 1: We've had that before. We have got a lot. Bradward's
one of my favorite. Bradward does call the show occasionally.
It's like we're on little our own little community, Yes,
our own demensity of misfits. Yes. The great part is
we get to meet these people that will come over
here to ty Brogue and y'all are come across as
very normal people. They seem regular. Yeah, and they're entering
for four tickets to the Astros Games September sixteenth. Come
on by between now and two o'clock you call the
dog Tuesday dugout seats, let's go against the Rangers. That's
gonna mean those are meaningful games, I think. So that'll
be what the last home stand of the year, if
I'm not mistaken, right, Is that right? Because the Astros
roll close up the year in California. Okay, just throwing
it out there, Oh, James, and our garden Oaks is
calling that sound'd be good for real biscuits, whether it's
at twelve twenty six other biscuit.
Speaker 17: Hey, what's happening to my brothers?
Speaker 1: You telling you over there?
Speaker 9: And my negative was there?
Speaker 3: Man?
Speaker 1: Uh well, then there's no excuston. You shouldn't be over
here for crying out loud.
Speaker 2: They got brunch, you got Monday night football, they got pizza,
got seventeen.
Speaker 1: Beers on tap? What the hell are you waiting for?
Let's go? College game is coming there, midnight football, pizza,
good looking women, all the above.
Speaker 6: You know I'm in you know I'm in the Brown
army out here in this heat.
Speaker 1: Man.
Speaker 6: But listen, man, I called first of all for to
help jk out man. We need to change Willie to
miss Willie so we don't get it mixed up.
Speaker 1: No more.
Speaker 6: So Jame's gonna make made us j k don't make
that mistake no more. Man, Miss Carroll, he can she
can take the place in Miss Carroll, be Miss Willie.
Speaker 17: That's just I'm just throwing that out there.
Speaker 6: But Lance, I mean, guys don't want to bring the
barbershop to you man in the community. Man, the best
thing you could say about somebody is that they're good people. Now, Ross,
you couldn't fact check me now, but I heard the
mister Hurts, Mister Jalen Hurts and his wife took in
a young lady who was offering from the floods in
the Hill Country. And I'm just saying, man, you know,
we got some athletes, dudes, some knucklehead stuff, but we
got some good dudes out there too. So kudo if
it's true to mister Hurts and.
Speaker 1: His wife, so you can take Google says it's not true.
Speaker 17: Oh it's not true.
Speaker 2: Okay, scratched that.
Speaker 1: What wasn't true that Jalen Hurts took in a flood victim.
Speaker 2: Oh really, that's ridiculous.
Speaker 1: By the way, I gotta thanks thanks for bringing that
up on the fake stuff. Thanks for the phone called Biscuit.
Did you hear about the hose Al Tubay Louis Vuitton thing? Oh? Yeah,
he speaking for them now, No he stole a bag? No, no,
what do you nz Roska say? You're sorry to Hoseel
two with the great disaster of him. We're just joking
what happened. So apparently there was a faux story that
was out there that uh uh Josel Tuba went to
the Louis Vaitton store Anton Galleria and that he was
rudely treated by the weightstat the employees, that no one
would help him, no one to give him the time
of day. It was a complete hoax. Yeah, this has happened.
Where did you go on Facebook?
Speaker 2: I don't know where it went. But my wife was like,
did you hear about Hoseel two?
Speaker 1: I said, no, he was he was trued so now
and then and then the story he said that Jim
Crane is telling all the fellow baseball players not to
go to Louis Vuitton during this. It was a complete
hwaks hundred percent. Yeah, everybody knows Josel twov is not
spending his cash like that. Well, he's a man of
the people. I'd like to go to Louis uittan if
I could afford it, I can't. No, Uh that, yeah,
I think that. Now that you say it, I guess
it sounds vaguely familiar. I saw the report that said
it with there was a fake report about him.
Speaker 2: Yeah, that's exactly. But that's a problem.
Speaker 1: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna fix
this in twenty twenty five? It's only gonna get worse
and worse and worse. And it's not an accident. Don't
no more?
Speaker 2: Ai everybody? No, yeah, oh I might Yeah, come on, now.
Speaker 1: Maybe that's only gonna get worse.
Speaker 2: But how cruel is that? I mean, I don't, I can't.
Speaker 1: I can't.
Speaker 2: I can't afford Louis Vuitton. But the point being is
that your wife can. That may be true. She does
handle the books.
Speaker 1: She says it's in the budget.
Speaker 2: Yeah she does. Meanwhile, can I go to like Charles?
Speaker 1: No? But you just spend all this ut time.
Speaker 2: I don't care. You're not going? Okay?
Speaker 1: Thanks?
Speaker 2: She wears the pants. You know you know this, Oh,
you know this is the time in each other.
Speaker 1: She should be keeping on the eye on y'all's finances.
Why I've seen you at the craft stables. That's because
you're with me throwing the dice. That's not true. We're
at Tire Brewing.
Speaker 2: Let me tell you. When you have seventeen beers in
one location, is that God's country or what?
Speaker 1: I think? That's called alcoholism. That's called amazing. Oh when
they have op seventeen options, I'm sorry, I'm not saying
seventeen at one time. Yeah, just do you sample? You
get the pick a ball paddle and you try four
or five at one time. Yes, they got a bakery downstairs.
We just knocked off the sausage pizza. That was absolutely amazing.
What's in this bakery?
Speaker 2: I don't know.
Speaker 1: Maybe we know people.
Speaker 2: Okay, cookies, rice, Chrispy treats.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I could go for an almond cross hoona They
this isn't.
Speaker 2: A French bakery.
Speaker 1: Here a brewery. Oh it makes things. Okay, Tire Brewing.
And again come by between now and two o'clock. We
at two o'clock we're gonna register. We're gonna to pull
the winner for the four tickets to the Astros against
the Rangers September sixteenth.
Speaker 2: It is the twelve thirty c J. A.
Speaker 1: Gardner conversation from Max and James the garden Oaks with
a Yankees preview.
Speaker 2: We'll have that for you next here on Sports Talk
seven ninety. Here we are, we're outside Yankee Stadium, big
game here in the Bronx.
Speaker 1: Seven o'clock. Why are we playing games tomorrow? One o'clock?
Speaker 2: Who plays Saturday baseball games?
Speaker 1: Is that absolutely roll? You gotta have the bright lights
in New York City from the Valdez is getting rocked tonight?
It today, tomorrow, it's probably fee. I got a good
feeling about Schlittlah. And if you're going to the game today,
bu Jose because that's what he deserves.
Speaker 2: He's the big cheetah.
Speaker 1: Yeah, he can't old act Wilson's Jack.
Speaker 2: Let's go to James a garden Oaks. You're on the fan,
James Fellas.
Speaker 4: Thank you for taking my call.
Speaker 27: Man, Thank you Governor Thomas, and shout it out to
you man, RV. Listen, I gotta shout out to my
to my fellow comparledies, mister Brad, I haven't haven't heard
from him in a while. And and you guys should
lay low man. It's so don't be so hard.
Speaker 4: On Yankee Keith.
Speaker 27: Just just hang tough. Man, Okay, the legions of fans
that are from Yankee universe knows that we we ain't
gonna be broken just because what we're going through.
Speaker 17: Now.
Speaker 14: I got a quick question for you.
Speaker 27: Is Judge gonna play? Because if Judge is not in
the lineup, the Asters are gonna just murder. They're gonna
slaughter the Yankee. But if Judge is there, we're gonna
have a competitive series because you know, Judge, Judge is
not gonna stand for this man.
Speaker 17: He must be bolling inside.
Speaker 1: Have you seen Have you seen James?
Speaker 27: It doesn't matter. I'm telling you what's like.
Speaker 1: Yeah, excuse you. He's a whip machine.
Speaker 4: Look many him.
Speaker 2: Doing this ship.
Speaker 27: You know what Judge is doing? This ship?
Speaker 6: Man?
Speaker 15: He was on part for the Trooper problem.
Speaker 19: Man.
Speaker 27: Yeah, come on, man, guys, come on fellas.
Speaker 1: No, yeah, he's with it now. He needs Tommy John.
He played the Texas Rangers Seriesly, I thought you had
a big Yankee fan. You're supposed to know he's playing
against the Rangers.
Speaker 2: Oh no, James, he's getting his right arm amputated before
the game today.
Speaker 5: It's come on, come on, man, okay, but we're just
kidding with you.
Speaker 1: James.
Speaker 27: Okay, okay, look, this is my tape. Seriously, if judges
are gonna have to sit, you know, the Yankees are done.
Speaker 1: But he's there.
Speaker 2: I think my.
Speaker 27: Yankees will win two out of three. No hard feelings
to the Astro fact because you know, my wife is
a big Astra fan, and I can't go against the
Astros at all except when they play my Yankees. But anyway,
thank you for taking my call.
Speaker 16: Fellas you got it.
Speaker 7: Jyankees six, that should be wrong.
Speaker 1: I've done.
Speaker 9: How cool we are sound we are.
Speaker 1: Dash too? Oh that's true.
Speaker 2: I heart radio app makes it sound good too.
Speaker 1: I know. All right, So there you go.
Speaker 2: There's your smack talk from James.
Speaker 1: Every time Aaron Judge wist this weekend, take a drink,
just kidding, don't die, don't do that now. I's gonna
hit like four home runs now, or they don't even
bring that up now, Hunter Brown and from bro I'm
feeling good. You went to Yankee Stadium before? Correct? No,
I have not been that. I haven't been to either
Yankee stadium. Oh man, there was somebody else that got
to go on those trips. Gordy's been because Gordy goes
in every Astros trip. Yeah, that's fine. They're sponsored by
Carbuck and of course he is the flagship Carbuck asset here.
Speaker 2: Yes he is all right.
Speaker 1: Seven one three two one two five seven ninety seven
one three two one two five seven Natty, let's talk.
Speaker 2: To Max in the med center at twelve nine. Hi,
Hi Max? How are you? Hey? You guys there, y'all
doffing good?
Speaker 1: Thank you for callantastic.
Speaker 2: I wanted to talk.
Speaker 9: About the offense during the training camp. You know, I've
read all the reports. I'm obviously concerned about the number
of interceptions that c J Stratus down and I know
he's un up against the championship level defense. And we
have a new installation of the offense, is a new
offensive coordinator. But let me give you a hypothetical situation.
You know you let me know what you would do.
Let's say this year again, with a slightly improved O line,
less sacks, less pressures.
Speaker 16: Let's harry he grows for twenty three CDs, nineteen i
iNTS and leads us to a nine and eight record,
second in the division behind Jacksonville.
Speaker 9: Whoever, and he's finishing his third year. You extend him
next offseason or not? To the Max contract.
Speaker 2: Max, that's a great question.
Speaker 1: There's no Max in football. But bab there, Mickey, you
know you know you're talking about paying him seventy million
dollars a year essentially, right, No, he's not gonna he
I personally guarantee his touchdown interception ratio is going to
be better than twenty three to nineteen. Okay, what I
think what Max is trying to say is if he
has a subpar season, Honestly, this is the This is
for Max anybody else. Unless he falls off the map,
he's getting a Max deal. Correct. He has done enough
in his two years, and even if he's just a
pedestrian average quarterback this year, he's going to make He's
going to break the bank. He would essentially have to
lose his starting spot to UH to Davis Mills in
order to get the deal. I mean, I'm not kidding
when I say this. Okay, Now, if he breaks a
leg this year, or or he separates the shoulder, or
he loses a peck muscle loses him for the year,
then that's gonna change things a little bit. But if
he plays presumption seventeen games and has a just an okay,
but not a spectacular season.
Speaker 2: He's getting the big money.
Speaker 1: He All he has to do is stay upright and
not be David and be better than Davis Mills for
him to get the big deal because the pressure will
be on. Look at the Rock Purty Gut PRIs Rock
Purty season last year spectacular. No, No, did he get
huge money? Yes, Lamar Jackson. They still haven't tasted a
super Bowl with him at quarterback. They still paid him
and they're about to pay him again. Okay, Well, Laura
Jackson on CJ. Stratter two different things. But my point
is this, I'm MVP.
Speaker 2: If you have somebody you think is good, you're going
to probably overpay.
Speaker 28: Well.
Speaker 2: Lamar Jackson's one of the best in the game.
Speaker 1: But I would say more like Trevor Lawrence got a
big deal from yes, Jacksonville, all right, Jacksonville and hasn't
lived up to that. Right. Daniel Jones, people forget, got
a big deal from New York Giants because he looked
like if you show any sort of potential that you're
a franchise quarterback, you're getting locked up. And that's why
I don't know if the NFL can do anything about that,
because it is such an important position. I don't even
know if a salary caput necessarily.
Speaker 2: Help that at all.
Speaker 1: Right, Jordan Love, Jordan Love got a big extension before
last year. Now, he had a good year last year,
but it's not like he looked like he was going
to set the world on fire forever. Quarterbacks are good now,
and the quarterbacks again, we talked about how come you
can't find ten good quarterbacks. It feels like there's like
fifteen good ones. And guess what those fifteen are all
being ridiculously compensated. The highest paid quarterback in football is
still Dak Prescott in terms of every annual value.
Speaker 2: Yeah, so I'll say this again and write it down
if you need to.
Speaker 1: Short of Davis Mills replacing him, or short of a
season ending injury, there will be serious contract conversations between
the Texans and C. D. Stroud.
Speaker 2: If not during the course of this year, certainly next year.
Speaker 1: I'm trying to look at the class before him and
see who got an extension. Oh, it is a bad
quarterback class before him, so it doesn't even matter. That's
when Kenny Pickett was the first one. Oh gosh, he's
already on another franchise.
Speaker 16: Hmmm.
Speaker 1: Are you probably have gone almost three hours and not
mentioning Shdur Sanders's name at least once.
Speaker 2: What happened?
Speaker 1: He's playing tonight, but the world but every ESPN shows
got him in a know. How are the Browns treating him?
Is he being treated unfairly? Is he being treated for failure?
Is he built up? Set up to fail? Yeah, set
up to fail. He's a fifth round pick pick. Quarterbacks
are set up to fail. Hmmm. So Lawrence got paid
last year and he was in the twenty one class.
I mean, you don't even have to extend him after
three years. By the way, No, but a lot of
teams like to do that.
Speaker 17: They do.
Speaker 1: Because they had this band. They did it. The Texans
did that with the Shawn Watson. Remember that big Kumbaya
press conference they had about oh I love to be
here and this is the greatest place in the world.
And they had people uh sending j J.
Speaker 2: Watt was sending him like videos and stuff, and Peyton
Manning was on the video.
Speaker 1: It is crazy. The quarterback position is as long as
your average Maybe in the history of sports, for I
was saying about this, in the history of sports, is
there a position that gets overpaid more than a quarterback
spot for being just overday oh, for for not being
as good a there right, I mean, it's the most
important position in sports. But I mean, if you again,
Rock Party, rock Party's good. I like Rock Party, I
like him, I don't love him. If I'm building a franchise,
when is brock Party's name coming in the mix? I
don't know if we're going down the list. I mean,
he's a top twelveish guy, okay, but do you want
to build a franchise around your the eleventh win with
you can win with brock Purty though, Yeah, I mean
you can't clear Your other option is to let him
go and he draft somebody. That's what I'm saying. That's why,
that's why you got to get somebody. Let's see brock
Party last year, twenty touchdowns, twelve picks. That's okay, it
is good. Yeah, great year before that thirty one and
eleven thirty one touchdowns, eleven picks, and that one year
he couldn't throw the ball in the playoff because he'd
hand it off the whole time. Yes, nobody was healthy,
left and guarded to go. I'm just I just yeah,
So look, don't worry about the how the Texans spend
their money. I mean, Becasseario does a very effective job of.
Speaker 2: Managing the salary.
Speaker 1: Unless c. J. Stroud decides to quit football and walk
to Earth, he's going to be he's your franchise quarterback.
Just letting you know, and he knows he's going to
get the certain dollar mount. Every year he sees a
new quarterback get assigned, he smiles a little bit brighter.
Battle Red Ross is here to tell you, bounce back
of your folks. Twenty three and nineteen. That's ridiculous. He's
not throwing nineteen picks. He's not gonna get the opportunity
to throw that much.
Speaker 2: I was gonna say you, I mean, what's over run
our number of games he plays this year?
Speaker 1: What do you mean you tell me six? I'll go over.
I knew you would. I knew you would. You're a
mister predictor injury. You're mister injury predictor. I am an
injury predictor. That said, twenty eight year old uh Jordan
Averaz will never ever again in his career play one
hundred and thirty games. Ever, by the way, played one
hundred and forty seven last year by the way, I'm
already probably one of my predictions. I told you, okay,
good yesterday three carries minus one yard. Oh, it's over,
careers over. You are also declared he's never you were
so hot. Take mister hot takee. You said he's never
ever rushing for a thousand yards.
Speaker 2: I don't think I said that.
Speaker 1: I wrote down the timesp that bad boy. I'm ready.
Speaker 2: You don't know, Yes I did. I was on drugs well, and.
Speaker 1: We know that, all right. Seven one three, two one
two five seven out of it is a Anything Goes
Friday edition of The Matt Thomas Show with Ross. We
are here at Talier Brewing, where the pizza is great,
the ambiance is good, the beers are delicious, and uh,
the people are beautiful. Yeah, they're beautiful. Mean a lot
of well, a lot of men and beards here. I
don't know why that is, but that's that's cool. We're talking,
not well, I can't grow one, so they can and
that'll be great because your wife doesn't let you. That feels.
I think your your beard is nice, Mickey. I call
myself mister Texas and mister five o'clock shadow. You're only
one of those things.
Speaker 2: You really don't like the beans in the chilli. Oh
my lord, what did beans ever heard do to you?
Seven one? It's too late. You had a chance to
say you're sorry to me half an hour ago.
Speaker 1: You didn't do it. I'm sorry. Seven one three two
one two five, Sady, come on by tal You Brewing.
Speaker 2: We're here until two.
Speaker 1: We're gonna give away those tickets the Astros and Rangers
at two right here on Sports Talk seven eight.
Speaker 2: We're a tal You're Brewing and we're gonna be.
Speaker 1: Here till two o'clock today. So if you want to
come by and get yourself registered for those Astros tickets,
we'll be giving them away at two o'clock this afternoon.
Got some golf passes too, and uh, just want to
give your heads up. The Taler Brewing is going to
be your future home on Monday Night football. If you
want to come a check out the Monday night games.
There's a lot of double header weeks. You watch two
games at one time here. Yeah, the Texans will be
on one of the doubleheaders, the early one, the one
that people care about, and then there's one game there
on ESPN Plus and no one cares about about. I'm
gonna watch it. Well, of course we'll watch it. Yeah,
what do you mean, everybody loves it. We're gonna Monday
night football. We're gonna standalone game Thursday night. Monday Night.
Speaker 2: Knows it was a Monday night game. That's right. Uh,
Seattle nine o'clock, Sam Donald, C J.
Speaker 1: Stroud. It's gonna be a great game.
Speaker 2: Sam Donald's a seahawk. That's really weird. They give a
bunch Smith.
Speaker 1: Do you think are you surprised by that? Uh or something? Maybe?
I mean Sam Donald and from Geno Smith to Sam Donald.
That that meme of that guy who gets a present,
who gets the same shirt that he's wearing for Christmas.
Speaker 2: That's happened quite a bit.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like that. Yeah, it's it's stars from
Tomato to Tomato. It's one placeholder to the next right
system quarterback. Yeah, you know, clearly Kevin O'Connell's done with
Sam Donald. Sam Donald for the Vikings had seventeen great
regular season games and one lousy postseason game. They went
like thirteen and three, right, Yeah, they did. I know,
I'm sorry more than that fourteen and three, but they
didn't be thirteen and four. They lost to the Lions
thirteen and four with the loss of the Lions on
the last weekend of the season or something. Thirty five touchdowns,
twelve interceptions, and we'll see you later.
Speaker 2: Sam Donald, yep, and we'll see him win of this year.
Speaker 1: You're well, as long as everybody's healthy. I'm gonna be
jealous of the Astros, buy the Marriagers. I've not been
to Seattle a long time. And if you if you
wind up going, it's a great city. You mean for playoffs? Yeah, yeah,
I like Teamobile Park a lot and it is a
great town. Now help me out again to this real quick.
Speaker 2: It is a stadium that does not have It's not
fully enclosed when it's even with the rus, it's.
Speaker 1: Basically got a canopy. Yeah you just popped the top
on and cool in Seattle in September. Yeah it could.
Speaker 2: So you have to when you even if you go
to the games, you have to bring a jacket so.
Speaker 1: They'll be really loud while the Astros beat them again.
Remember they got all excited for like their first playoff
games in like fifteen years or whatever. Yeah, and then
the Astros swept them. We love Softy, but man, he
is he is such a Homer for all the Seattle sports.
I mean it clouds his judgment occasionally, and hey, a
friend of those, that's okay, that'd be the worst. And
I still want that. I still want Seattle to get
an NBA team. I don't know if that's going to happen.
And how are the storm doing? I don't are they
I don't think they're in existence. This is Seattle Storm. Yeah. No,
they're sixteen and fourteen this year. Then, yeah, they play
at Climate Plage Arena. How many teams in the WNBA? Uh?
Speaker 6: I don't know.
Speaker 1: I was sixteen or something. I can name all sixteen. Oh,
you want to try really fast? Here we go before
I go to the phone. Okay, Seattle, Golden State Valkyries.
Hold on, let me find the list. Las Vegas aces.
That's three. I'm trying to go from west to east.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 2: Dallas oh uh no, Dallas, No, they are Dallas, Dallas,
NOTUS Stars. They're I don't know what the Dallas teams
called the Wings, the Wings. Okay, so that's one you missed.
Speaker 1: Phoenix, Mercury, Okay, La Sparks, Yes, okay, that's all the
West teams. Well, that's not on the Western Conference. Tans,
but I guess it's.
Speaker 2: All Minnesota links.
Speaker 1: Yes, look at you. We call you, mister w Nbas.
We're gonna start calling you all right.
Speaker 2: What else?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: New York Liberty, Connecticut Sun, Uh huh, Miami Soul, oh,
Chicago Sky, Yes, Detroit something shock, Yeah they're gone.
Speaker 2: Oh sorry, I give up? Who the rest?
Speaker 7: Uh?
Speaker 1: You missed the Washington Mystics, Okay, the Indiana Fever Clay
Kaylyn Clarkitlyn Clark, Yeah yeah, Atlanta Dream and I think
that's it.
Speaker 2: I want to apologize for everybody. I thought this was offensive.
You did great, all right.
Speaker 1: I'm offended by you though. Thank you. Though. Let's talk
to Robert and Webster at twelve fifty six on Saturday.
Speaker 2: Robert, good afternoon to you. What's going on?
Speaker 4: Hey, what's up guys?
Speaker 20: Hi?
Speaker 22: I just want to talk a little bit about the
Houston Rockets right now.
Speaker 1: Sure.
Speaker 22: So, I was looking at their roster the other day
and I see we got a lot of point guards,
we got a lot of small forwards, we got a
lot of power forwards, and we got a lot of sinners.
But I don't really see too much depth at the
shooting guard position. I know, Amon Thompson can play a
little shooting guard. But I was just wanting to see
what y'all thoughts were on what we were gonna do
about that, or we're gonna make another trade during the season,
or is Reech Shepherd gonna play a little shooting guard.
I don't know if you can guard some of the
better guys in the league, but I just wanted to
see all off on that.
Speaker 1: It's twenty twenty five. It's positionless basketball. I mean, you
put a men Tom mean, Tar Easton's not a two,
but he can guard to same thing for a men
Thompson that you mentioned. I'm really not worried about it.
I don't think they. I don't think Ruffelle Stone is
sitting there saying we got to get a two guard.
It's not like you're filling out a lineup card like
in baseball. It's guys can play everywhere. You put five,
You put your best five on the floor, and then
you figure it out from there. Robert, I hate to
completely one hundred percent agree with ending at Rossville oreal
ever he says, but he's telling the truth.
Speaker 2: Do not worry about the positions.
Speaker 15: Okay, Now, my buddy.
Speaker 16: To work from lunch so this is Robert now.
Speaker 4: Uh so, what are y'all thoughts on the C. J.
Speaker 22: Gardner injury.
Speaker 6: I'm I'm seeing torn Aco out for the year in
practice that is right now?
Speaker 1: Is inaccurate? Yeah? That was the first report and then
they said that wasn't true. Yeah, so, and we will
not get any new news on him until after the
game against the Vikings tomorrow. And even so Ross, my
guess is they don't even know. Yeah, I mean, here's
let's just let's just peel a CRM. I don't know
what they know. Aaron probably called the agent. The agent
probably said, hey, my guy's done for the year, and
so he reported it mm hmm. And maybe the doctor,
maybe there was a miscommunication, whatever the case would be. Look,
you're supposed to get stories, right, you just are. And
so Aaron's got to wear that. But Aaron's not not
in the business of putting out ironius information just to
put the ironeous information out. No, he's he's doing it
because somebody told him this. Now the questions to be,
do you trust the sponsor? I mean, do you trust sponsor?
Do you trust the agent? Do you trust a person
that you're contact, whatever the case may be Yeah, that's
what Aaron. Whatever sources Aaron spoke to that gave him
that false information, that's gonna be on him in that relationship.
Put it this way, if it's the strength coach, of
his personal strength coach, then I would be very leary
of that. But if it's the agent that knows the
player intimately, then I probably would go with the story. Again,
I don't know what Aaron did. I don't that's his
own business. But I don't think Aaron was malicious by it.
But the general public doesn't care where you get it from.
If you get it right, you get it right, you
get it wrong, You're gonna have to face the facts
which happens, which did happen, and he's I would look
at his Twitter accountant has mentioned it hasn't been pretty
what O three Sports talks seven Idy and is Matt
and Ross were retalire brewing. We have fifty seven minutes
for you to come over here, have a beeer, have
some pizza. Yes, stare at us. We're okay with that.
Speaker 2: To us whatever the case may be, and get yourself
an opportunity to win the four tickets to see the
Astros take on the Texas Rangers, and we'll give those
away at two o'clock today at Tiger Brewing here at
ten thirty three Imperial Boulevard and sugar Land.
Speaker 1: Yes, and we're having a beer chugging contests to who wins,
right we are, Yes, No, I'm just kidding. Uh. By
the way, if you ever come to Space Cowboy Games,
literally it's a stone throw from here. So go see
your favorite.
Speaker 2: Astros rehab all your favorite Astros rehabbing.
Speaker 1: Yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 2: It's like you had a cheat.
Speaker 1: You get a good beer here and then you got
a good ball game for a cheaper bryce. It's Astro
South literally, yeah, no kidding. You can see Shae Wickham
a lot. He's doing great.
Speaker 2: What's his numbers? Let's pedro Leone do it. His numbers
are good on the road.
Speaker 1: Pedro Leone is still hurt too. Oh wow, he's been
He's had the worst knee brain in the history of
knees brains.
Speaker 2: They probably said, you know, say August, he's probably he's
probably with the Astros was so many injuries.
Speaker 1: He's probably in that waiting list to see the doctor.
Speaker 2: Okay, they can find him, to find him a guy somewhere.
Speaker 1: No, you don't want to.
Speaker 2: You don't want to go to a docta box and
a bad knee, right, m I guess not.
Speaker 1: Maybe an orthopedist. Yeah. Do you ever go to those
docta boxes like at the No?
Speaker 2: I hate them.
Speaker 1: One day one time I had an ear and I
had a bad air infection, and I went to one
and they gave me the the mixed diagnosis, gave me
the wrong medicine, and so I had the I like,
couldn't sleep what And I had it for like another week,
And then I went to my regular doctor and they
gave me the right medicine and they knocked it out
like two days never again. Quote endorsement then for the mediclinic.
That's my my PCP. That's where I'm going. Is that
now when he's like, party just took a PCP. Uh, No,
there's a p t R T. You don't even know.
You're just throwing initials against platelet rich and plasma rich
platelet I don't know.
Speaker 2: Do you ever sell plasma in college? No, Jonathan, I
know you have. That's that's a given.
Speaker 11: No, you know, you know what, I didn't lie to
the people, and I had recently got a tattoo, so
I couldn't.
Speaker 1: Uh you tried, you get you get? I thought they
let tattooed people.
Speaker 5: Do you like six months? You got to wait six months?
And I had like, what tet tattoos?
Speaker 2: What's your tattoo of?
Speaker 1: I got like eight.
Speaker 15: Eight?
Speaker 1: Wow? Yeah? Are there any hogs? Are there any hogs
on your body? Nah?
Speaker 5: Was in Nashville when I turned eighteen because I was
going to Westkentucky.
Speaker 2: We just went to there's any hogs in his body?
His girlfriend waits under your business?
Speaker 1: All right? Oh wait, I'm late. I just got a joke.
Speaker 2: No, that's not what I was asking.
Speaker 1: Back on the phones, we go, thank God, and it
goes Friday, Thank for We had our first hour callers sucked,
but they got better after he progressed. Yeah, and we
got worse.
Speaker 17: We did.
Speaker 1: We're punch drunk now literally seven one three, two one
two five seven on a We're tell you everyone come
on by and say hello before now in two o'clock
to get those Astros tickets. I got pairs of golf
pass givewoay too. What Let's talk to Ryan and Montgomery. Ryan,
Good afternoon, Good afternoon, guys.
Speaker 4: Sorry I couldn't make it.
Speaker 18: I got slammed at work and I wouldn't able to
swing out there today.
Speaker 2: Uh that's ridiculous.
Speaker 18: Yes, I also have to swing by a special kind
of store. One of my buddies just complaining that he
doesn't make enough money at work, so I gotta go
buy a bunch of green green you know what's and
throw him at him while he's working.
Speaker 16: Uh I didn't, I didn't, I didn't.
Speaker 18: Anyways, you said you'd buy me a beer, I'll I'll
take a range acher. You can buy one of your
lucky fans there a landline that's my favorite one.
Speaker 1: I'll have to go somewhere.
Speaker 18: But uh, do you think we take out of three
against the Yankees?
Speaker 1: Well? I mean yeah, yes, sure. Now what's the one
year they were almost gonna get swept until the two
at the home run in the Grand Slam? Right when
that one of those things and it kind of got
the Astros rejuvenated the rest of the way that year.
Speaker 2: I phone, uh sure, that's what it feels like.
Speaker 1: So that's what's gonna happen. Uh No, I don't know
how many home runs for all TWOA this weekend over
under six.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna go, well under put it at one.
Speaker 1: I hope he hits one. That'd be nice.
Speaker 2: I want cry to hit one too.
Speaker 1: Ooh, that'd be good. Back to back.
Speaker 15: M guys, I will talk.
Speaker 2: Oh thanks, you're saying, yeah, say, I thought we hung
up on you.
Speaker 1: Thanks for the phone call. It's like, oh, I want
to get calls like, all right, that's funny. Uh I Look,
baseball's hard to predict because you don't know. I mean,
did anybody anticipate Spencer Getty having the troubles that he
had early on?
Speaker 2: No, I wasn't expecting to go eight innings.
Speaker 1: But well, eleven hits was a little much. Four of
them in field though, Yeah, I'm feeling I'm feeling encouraged.
Speaker 2: They all count the same, though.
Speaker 1: Did we just get I gotta let you go on
our own show. It's not you, it's me, all right,
I gotta let you go. That's the polite way to
hang out up on someone.
Speaker 2: Right, Yes, yeah, oh I gotta take this call.
Speaker 1: Yeah, we just got. I gotta let you go down
on them. That's fine, it's Ryan, we know Ryan. Yes,
we got We did it to all over time. Our
listeners too, were like, we're gonna get your break. We
don't have ever had breaks on time. We're up against
it seven.
Speaker 2: Seven on it.
Speaker 1: All right, So I brought this up early in the
show and it is worth repeating again. You know, I
am a big Texas Tech fan, except when they play
the Anniversity Houston. Okay, did you saw the tweet earlier
today Texas Tech Football?
Speaker 2: Why is Red Raider fan bragging so hard about their recruits?
I don't know.
Speaker 1: Yeah, they put it's basically I don't even know what
you would call it SpongeBob font like it's sarcasm, like
you can't recruit to Lubbock. They lied. And then it's
a big video of tortilla's being thrown at Jones Stadium.
Now this is this tongue? Is this lacking in self
awareness or are they aware and this is just tongue
in cheek. I think if you're a tech official Texas
Tech Football, Joey McGuire's doing the same thing on his
Twitter account, are you serious, like LFG all that ready
to get them? Well, yeah, you land five star recruits,
you gotta do something. But my question is this, I
think if you are cash beating people to the punch,
don't you just want to just lay low and just
understand that people are not choosing text Tech unless you're
giving them that crazy money. Now, of course that's the
overriding factor. But there are recruits who land all over
the country at even you know, at Texas, Alabama, Georgia
or whatever. Right, didn't Texas just land like two of
the top Georgia recruits. You think that they probably didn't
outbid Georgia. That's some second. Maybe you start to one
who come, then let me ask you this. Maybe then
you just don't bring it all about your recruiting car.
Oh you have to. It's twenty twenty five. You got
to do it for the fan base. You do it
for the recruits, makes them feel special. You do it
all the schools that you hate, that hate you, and
you make it. They can make fun of you because
they do it. When they land full they play like
some two star punter. And then and then starts like, oh,
let's go, you gotta yeah, you do it for the recruiters.
Speaker 2: Are let's do this.
Speaker 1: Let's go look at Texas Tech's uh Twitter account? All right,
well I don't go to Agis, I'll go to Texas
Tech or see here, Texas Tech's recruiting account. Okay, and
let's see how many people were very happy to hear
about this.
Speaker 20: Uh.
Speaker 1: Let's see uh that.
Speaker 2: I'm gonna at sports RV on Instagram. I wouldn't do that.
Speaker 1: This makes you scroll faster when I start playing here
it is okay, So twenty two hours ago, you can't
recruit the Lubbock they lied. Huh. Let's take a look
at some of the responses. Let us money greater than recruiting.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: Nobody willingly goes to Lubbock. Let's be honest. That's rude. Uh.
Now try it without nil overpaying for players. You can't,
but you can damn sure pay someone to go there.
Enough money will cover up almost any issue. Props to
you guys for stepping up. Money talks mid and nobody
respects it.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: It's funny what money can buy. I believe the Aggies
did what the Red Raiders are currently doing and it
didn't go as playing. We shall see. If my school
had to it, we'd be wanting them to do it too.
Let's see here, because you got that money now, but
you can pay them. This is not great, bulb, Listen,
this isn't This isn't something to get people fired up.
It's got eighty eight hundred likes. Yeah, but I I
don't know more than any other posts on there. Tool.
It's like me bragging on a great college paper that
I had when I was the University Houston. I had
somebody writing for me. I mean, technically it's my grade,
but I didn't write it. Well, they are landing recruits,
but there, but again, not a single one of these
kids would ever choose Texas Tech if not for the
three and a half million dollars the kids in Georgia.
He's got Tennessee, South Carolina and Georgia on him, and
he's going to Texas Tech. They have come on, they
have to have some sort of self awareness on this there,
come on, that has to be tongue in cheek.
Speaker 2: Whoever the social media manager is for his first job.
Speaker 1: Yeah, but they know too, they know there's not a
there's not a person who is a Texas Tech Red
Raider fan. And now you said your son was was
he's bringing up in this Oh he is. My twenty
five can't be more excited. But why wouldn't he? But
I'm saying this, but he knows, he knows he died.
We're in the card on the movies yesterday and he's like, Dad,
everybody's got this problem, like no.
Speaker 2: Text Tech special. Look, Texas has cash.
Speaker 1: We know that. Yeah, Texas didn't mean at Texas didn't
need to have cash to get top recruits. Begin with
well it don hurt hurt? Well if you take cash
away from everyone. Yeah, But and this is I keep
saying this, This is good for the health of the
game because you always talk about nil is keeping the
haves and the haves not. We'll Tech was a have
not and had no shot. And now I don't think
this is gonna translate directly to national championship success. But
now they got skin in the game. Now they've got
a shot. This is why is good. It's growing. They
what if they go eight and five, twelfth, tear them
a waste some money. Well, then Cody Campbell wherever the
hell his name is, waste his money and that's up
for him to decide. Then he's gonna go away. If
I can't buy championships, what's the point? And oh, by
the way, if Texas Tech wins a big twelve, guess
this year, guess who's gonna be talking about them buying championships?
Meet everyone because we don't. We at the University of
Houston don't buy championship. Ohio State have the most expensive
roster in football.
Speaker 2: Last year they played and they won the championship championship,
So money buys.
Speaker 1: That's how the game is played. Baby, let's get a
sour captain. Let's go why because we play equal playing ground?
There's no equal playing ground. Let's make it. You think
you think University of Houston and they're sixty eight out
of sixty eight revenues needs to have the same amount
of spinning power as Alabama.
Speaker 2: And no question, we can do it.
Speaker 1: Yeah. We have better facilities, we have nicer people, better education. Yeah,
there's nothing to back up any think.
Speaker 2: You just say, have a pink speech of there on
that premises.
Speaker 1: Oh that's okay, you don't have that. Oh yeah there is.
Once again, something's out of Texas is overrated. That's I
get you, all right.
Speaker 2: Uh, let's get a quick phone call before we hear
from Brian McTaggart.
Speaker 1: Very pretty good. We're just a bad pizza town. They're
just they're just winning the tallest midget competition in Austin.
You can't say, Midge, I'm sorry, tallest dwarf person small
smaller little person, Little Charles quickly before we get to
him to the EOC go ahead. Oh, yes, Charles.
Speaker 20: I just had a good feeling on the Astros and
the series of the Yankees come up this weekend. We've
heard from all these Yankee callers and you know they're
gonna sweep us or whatever else.
Speaker 28: Uh.
Speaker 9: To be honest, I got the opposite feeling.
Speaker 2: I think we're gonna win this series or either.
Speaker 20: Sweet. I've had feelings, uh, you know about some of
the series we've been going through, like when we went
to Boston we got swept, had a bad I don't
know why, but I had a bad feeling about that series,
even though Garrett Crochet did and pitching that series. I
had a good feeling about us when we went to
Miami about us playing that series. And I have a
really good feeling about this series coming up. We've got
Hunter Brown from Valtad's on the Mound, and I think
this may be the week if we sweep the Yankees
where a bunch of Yankee fans will be Oh, the
season is over. But anyways, you guys have a great weekend,
and let's go Astros.
Speaker 2: Thank you.
Speaker 1: Charles and the phone code. Well, here from Brian McTaggart. Next,
non Flora stories, bottom of the arm. All right, a
couple of minutes here at Brian mctagger if I missed
our visited earlier. We asked him about a variety of
things getting ready for this series of the Astros and
the Yankees. Here is Brian on what the team has
done lately to kind of allow this division race to
get super tight. Astros a game and a half better
than the Mariners in the American League West.
Speaker 19: Well, I think the injuries just caught up with them.
I mean they you know, Panya was out for a
good stretch of that. You know, Myers has been out
for a good stretch of that. You know they're slowly
starting to get you know, their starters back, but you know,
I just think they lost their horses. I mean, ever
since sweeping the Dodgers in LA, they're nine to sixteen,
and yeah, the Mariners now right on their heels. So
but the lineup looked a lot better in Miami. I mean,
Sanchez is going to make a big difference. Kray is
going to make a big difference. Panya being back is
going to make a big difference, and you know, now
they got a chance to get hot the air back soon,
so they I think they've weathered the worst of the storm.
But the Mariners aren't going anywhere, so they're gonna have
to fend them off here for the next six weeks.
Speaker 2: So do you think it's a case of.
Speaker 1: I don't know. Is it just getting guys back and
expecting too much right away? Like, for instance, everybody thinks
Brian winning if Jordan comes back, this offense is gonna
be prolific. This is a guy that hasn't swung a
bat and making in a regular season game since May.
I Unfortunately, you want to temper expectations. But at the
same time, Brian, you're in the middle of a Pennant
race down about fifty games off the go in the year.
Speaker 2: The time for experimenting is largely over here.
Speaker 19: Yeah, you're right, I mean, is he gonna come back
and what are you gonna get at him? I mean,
Penya has come back and looked, you know, look pretty
good at the play, but he didn't miss as nearly
the amount of games as Jordan hasn't. He wasn't dealing
with the hand injury. So but again you'd rather have
him in the lineup and see what he can do
than not. And he just you know, he strikes the
fear of God and opposing pictures. So but you know,
I think offenctively they're gonna be fine. I mean, Sanchez
looks like he can really make a difference in the
ballhard where the lineup is just deeper. You just don't
have like that bottom three where you're like maybe these
are automatic outs.
Speaker 2: You just don't have that anymore.
Speaker 1: And with Jordan and talking about him coming back, what
did you make of all the comments about him in
the injury it needs it needs surgery, but they can't
get surgery there. Does it sound like maybe he does
need an office season procedure, but they don't want to
miss him for the season, so he's going to try
to heal up and and try to pay play through
the pain. What did you make of all that? Because
just asking how close to one hundred percent do you
guess that Jordan can be physically, well.
Speaker 2: It's hard to know.
Speaker 19: I mean we were told that the hand that the
broken bone he'll I think about a month ago were
in Colorado and then the inflammation came out and he
got a shot and so the fact that we're still
you know, where he's at and taking batting practice is
you know, pretty troublesome.
Speaker 2: I mean, he's had hand injuries.
Speaker 19: Before, so I don't know if there's anything they can
do surgery wise. I mean, I think they probably would
have done it by now because this is just dragged
on for so long.
Speaker 1: So who knows.
Speaker 19: I mean, I guess, uh, I guess we'll find out
at some point he's going to go and play in
a triple A game or whatever, and maybe he can
get back, but it's hard to it's hard to count
on him be in the lineup at this point when
he's just been ounced for so long.
Speaker 1: Brian mctagger with us here on the radio program East
Zac Peretti's not gonna have the surgery, gonna have that
injection if you already had. So what was your thought
about that? And realistically, is that just a player going
you know what, I don't want to go under the knife.
I want to do whatever I can and if he
comes back at all, that'd be considered gravy, right in
some respects, I think you're totally right.
Speaker 19: I mean, look, they put him on the sixty day
the other day, which would take him to I don't
know the exact day, but somewhere around September fifteen, sixteenth.
So even if he comes back, you're talking on the
last ten games of the regular season.
Speaker 2: I think it's a really, really long shot.
Speaker 19: I mean, all we heard for a couple of weeks was,
you know, a severe injury, an injury is gonna you know,
there were reports he's gonna be out for the year.
But yeah, I think it's sort of a hail Mary
on Eastbox Park to try to get back to this
lineup and if it works, great, If not, you know,
they went out and got Tarblos Prey to play their
base and so that.
Speaker 2: They should be set there.
Speaker 19: But I just wonder if he doesn't get back, it
to go ahead and have the surgery, and you know,
will that take him out in the next year as well.
But I guess hats off for Eastock to trying to
rehab this thing getting back on the field.
Speaker 6: Uh.
Speaker 1: You mentioned Carlos Correa. Just your evaluation of the three moves.
Obviously a very short sample size, but the guys that
the Astros at at the deadline, and how you feel
not only have they played, but have they've been used.
Speaker 19: Yeah, you know, Sanchez hitting up in the lineup, playing
mostly left field.
Speaker 2: I mean, he certainly hits the ball hard.
Speaker 19: He gives you that threat from the left side that
you needed a little more balanced at the top of
the lineup, which they didn't have.
Speaker 1: Uh.
Speaker 19: He seems to be a super likable guy. I think
that's fit in pretty well so far. And Korea's Korea.
I mean, it came back in like he never left.
He's sitting there with you know, Jose Al two Vay
to his side, Marvin Gonzalez was in the clubhouse in Florida.
Speaker 2: It was like everyone the band was getting back together.
But you know, having him played third base, you know,
I think he'll do really well over there.
Speaker 19: You know, he brings the better leadership as well, and
who is a guy that can sort of fill in
and gives you another one of those utility players like Yvon.
Speaker 2: I mean, I think there were all three great moves.
Speaker 19: I know they wanted to get a starting pitcher at
a reliever, the cost was too high, and you know,
I totally get that they're sort of rolling the dice
here with their rehabbing starters coming back and hoping that
they can give them something down the stretch.
Speaker 1: A couple more minutes here with Brian mctagger at MLB
dot com with us here, what do you see in
terms of playing time the rest of the way for
Cam Smith, especially with the fact you've got Hayesu Sanchez
now on this baseball team. You've got some utility players.
You can move around.
Speaker 2: You can move to bond to the outfield if you
needed to.
Speaker 1: And again, if Jordan comes back, that may precipitate Jose
going to left field. What is Cam's unless again, a
hot streak comes into play, which very well could.
Speaker 2: But obviously his last.
Speaker 1: Month has not been his best month. It's a major leaguer.
Speaker 19: Yeah, I could see him losing the best to stand sure,
Sanchez playing you know, right field, and he starts and
right against left handers and I guess I guess right hander. Sorry,
and Cam starting and right against lefties. You will have
the Gordian situation when he comes back. So I think
this the trades will just cut into his bats a
little bit, especially if he continues not to be productive.
There was a game in Miami, had a couple of hits,
but still he's come up in some big spots and
not been able to get it done. So you know,
at this point in the season, you can't you know,
you can't afford to run a guy out there who
is struggling to plate. And now they have options where
they can start somebody else or he is gives them
good at bats and can play some positions, and they
could put somebody else in right field, like you said,
whether Sanchez or or somebody else to get those at
bats until the smith can get going.
Speaker 1: Last thing, Brian, I think I know the answer to this,
but I want to get it from your perspective. The
most encouraging thing about the Astros the rest of the
way to me is the lineup is lengthened now that
you have Sanchi, now that you have CARDLS Korea, You've
got Jeremy Paynia back.
Speaker 2: That to me is the most encouraging thing about the
rest of the way.
Speaker 1: What do you think is the biggest alarm going off
in the Astros organization with these fifty or so games
left to go.
Speaker 19: I think it's probably depth of depth of pitching, both
starting and relieving. I mean, Arraghetti's first start didn't go well. Yeah,
he was a little rusty, so you know, you give
him another one. J Javier hasn't thrown the ball great
and his rehab starts, but you know he's going to
be coming up here. Luis s Garcia threw the ball
really well last night at Triple A, so that's a positive.
But even on the relief side, I mean, who do
you trust, you know, beyond those last two guys.
Speaker 2: And a break at Hater.
Speaker 19: I mean they went out and got a reliever, signed
a reliever yesterday who had been with the Braves and
a guy that throws hard, and maybe they can change
some of his usage and he can become a key guy.
Speaker 2: But do they have enough weapons in the bullpen?
Speaker 19: Is there enough starting pitching depth that can you know,
match them up and get them get them through a
long seven game series.
Speaker 1: That again was Brian McTaggart on the MLBB with it
as part of the on Deck Show later tonight as
the Astros, but the Yankees all the Tenth Inning Show
following tonight's game. Next Ross, I've got a Houston centric
edition of Non Florida Story.
Speaker 28: We find interesting stories that her outside the state of
Florida and share them with the people of hust.
Speaker 1: It's time for Non Florida.
Speaker 29: It's time for non Florida story from coast to coast.
Speaker 13: Brady strange and wild.
Speaker 29: No alligator exales, but that don't make Hugh smile.
Speaker 1: It's time for last from.
Speaker 14: Far and what.
Speaker 5: In this crazy world, there's no.
Speaker 2: All right, we're down the home stretch, and tell your browing.
Speaker 1: We haven't gotten light.
Speaker 2: Mounds of nice people come by here.
Speaker 1: Staring at us, saying, please draw those Astra tickets, Please
draw those after tickets. We're sick of looking at said,
you want some golf, they said, chuck Joebuma.
Speaker 2: They're like, we've seen enough of you. We hear you
all the time.
Speaker 1: Irritate this.
Speaker 2: We just want those Astro tickets. Yeah, that's way. The
cat calls, hurry up.
Speaker 1: Two o'clock. Two o'clock. All right, so my non Flora
story comes right here from Houston Ross Really, Yes, what happened, Matt?
Speaker 27: Have you met.
Speaker 2: Officer Jennifer S.
Speaker 1: Kalara. No, she's a deputy or I don't know if
she still is. She's a pret Harris County Precinct five deputy.
She's on administrative leave.
Speaker 2: What happened, Well, she admitted.
Speaker 1: Something on her TikTok account that you probably shouldn't have
admitted her quote didn't get cracked last night? So everyone's
getting a ticket. What does get cracked?
Speaker 3: Me?
Speaker 1: Matt met that special person that's so romantic, My dearest Dectimona,
what's thous likest to get the cracks tonight? The now
deleading clip originally posted to TikTok. Chelsea uniformed officer writing
in a notepad Beneatha so Jesseph captioned, I got news
for your ross. She's an eight at least, okay, maybe
even a nine. Well, she'd probably get cracked whenever she wants.
Speaker 27: She what.
Speaker 1: They like an omelet? Hart No when.
Speaker 2: One time talking about women like we're talking about eggs.
Speaker 1: Oh sorry, Harris count A Precinct Constable's office release the
statement saying our administration is aware and of maternal affairs
is open an investigation. We have no other comment at
this time with this finance woman. No, that wasn't a night.
Speaker 2: Come on now, she's probably clearly joking.
Speaker 1: I imagine does she have en up ticketing tickets that day?
Speaker 2: But I don't know what's the data say?
Speaker 1: I don't know, but I mean she and uggily didn't
get cracked last night so everyone's getting a ticket. So
does that mean that she got cracked, that she she'd
give away a bunch of warnings. I don't know. She'd
be in a better movie.
Speaker 2: That's true, and that is my non for story.
Speaker 1: Thank you, Matt. We appreciate you. Do we lose the
music or to hear it.
Speaker 2: I can barely hear it.
Speaker 1: Let me help you out. Thank you very much.
Speaker 2: I appreciate that.
Speaker 1: All right, Matt, let me take you to Cincinnati please.
This is actually reporting from w k R c oh
not to be confused with WKRP WKRC and Cincinnati, where
there was a practicing doctor and his name was Rudell Sanders.
Rudell Sanders now, of course, has been practicing medicine for
some time in Cincinnati. Yes, but unfortunately recently became under
fire because rather than conducting exams in his doctor's office,
he was luring men into his apartment for genital exams.
Speaker 20: What.
Speaker 1: Yes, doctor Rudell Sanders was performing ultrasounds quote outside the
scope of the practice.
Speaker 2: He has an ultraso machine in his house.
Speaker 1: Investigators say Saunders lured several men to the bedroom of
a Cincinnati apartment and performed ultrasounds on their private parts
while allegedly secretly videotaping most of the encounters.
Speaker 2: This is a terrible story. You gotta be embarrassed.
Speaker 1: I'm getting laughs. I hear them. No, they're all like,
where I'll take courtesy. They're laughing, They're just they're uncomfortably here.
Saunders previously told the State Medical Board that his actions
were for educational purposes. Huh. Prosecutors say he did not
have clinical privileges to practice on his own unsupervised. Hey, Jonathan,
you know what I grew up in CINCINNI when I
was a kid.
Speaker 2: Did I tell you that, Johnathan?
Speaker 1: No, I did.
Speaker 2: I swear to God, it's already sniffed you out.
Speaker 1: My favorite disc jockey back in the day, his name
was doctor Johnny Fever and.
Speaker 11: You will be called mister Texas living in Cincinnati.
Speaker 1: Okay.
Speaker 7: Uh.
Speaker 1: My favorite nighttime disc jockey was Venus fly Trap and
my favorite newsman was less Nessman.
Speaker 2: That's the show. Yeah, there was a turkey accident. We
had a we had a motion back in the day
when I used to work there.
Speaker 1: But we threw we threw a bunch of turkeys outside
of a helicopter hoping they would fly on their own,
but they don't. They don't fly, all right, Johnthy, what's
your non Florida story? Wait? I didn't tell you. The
charges are real quick? Oh do I want to know?
Practicing medicine without a license, having an ultrasound machine.
Speaker 2: Not there either, voyeurism and sexual imposition.
Speaker 1: Okay, You the thousands of stories you could have found,
you couldn't found something a little more pleasant? Uh? No,
I had a saw a story and Michael used it.
That's fair enough, Jonathan. Please uploop this another one. Please
upload us here? Okay.
Speaker 11: In August to twenty twenty three, News of the Weird
reported the arrest of Calice Careden Crowder of Glendale, California,
for the unusual fetish of bus sniffing.
Speaker 1: Now he's back in the news.
Speaker 11: According to kt LA TV, Crowder was arrested on July
twenty second at a Walmart in Burdbank after he crossed
behind a woman at a North from rack and a
copully sniffed her buttocks. Crowder, who's a frequent flyer with
Los Angeles County, was on active parole for his previous
offenses and had his bill set at one hundred thousand
dollars he needs to be put away for good.
Speaker 1: One alleged victim has his head. Where was this again? Glendale?
But sniffer, wait what location? Glendale, California?
Speaker 2: And Jesus was it a department store?
Speaker 1: No, it was in a Walmart northtrom rack Walmart and
Nordstrom rack and.
Speaker 11: Walmart in Burbank. And he crossed behind a woman at
a north Strom wrack.
Speaker 20: How do you.
Speaker 1: Suddenly do that? I don't think he's very subtle. He's
gotten arrested multiple times. What is nicknamed me? His villain name?
Oh boy, No, no, no, no, you've already got a
nickname that got us in trouble last week. We're here
from the FCC. We got a letter. We can't say
hognuts on the show over again because of you that
we were saying a lot to begin with. His nickname
is Felon.
Speaker 2: All right, So we're giving you really three pretty uncomfortable stories.
Speaker 1: I want to know who these guys are that thought
would be a good idea to go to this dude's
apartment to get an ultrasound.
Speaker 2: Maybe I'm the cheap I don't know.
Speaker 1: He offered him a discount. Hey, guys, if you come
to my apartment instead of the medical clinic, half off ultrasounds.
This is oh and those are not four stories all right.
Every one of these people that are still here are like,
we had to sit through that second.
Speaker 2: A lot of impatient toe tapping right now.
Speaker 1: Oh my god. They're like, can is there another show
I can listen to? All I'm here waiting for these
astro tickets? Yeah, they're watching Nick Wright. Oh my god.
All right, all right, one no believe it or not today,
which means the final segment of the show can be
a person call in.
Speaker 2: Who we can get one definitive call before the end
of the show, and then we're gonna all these Astros tickets.
And people are like, we gotta get gold, we gotta
get out of here.
Speaker 1: Seven one three two one two five seven ninety seven
one three two one two five seven eighty. We're here
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Talk seven ninety one Sports Thing one non sports Thing,
Ohio couple who struggled with infertility for years, had a
healthy baby boy last month using an embryo that was
frozen for more than thirty years. Yeah, I saw that.
Does that make the kid thirty one?
Speaker 26: No?
Speaker 1: I think when you pop out of the womb, it's
your birth date. Is that right?
Speaker 2: Okay?
Speaker 1: I mean technically, aren't eggs and the woman from birth?
I guess I just just to move on.
Speaker 2: Okay, that's fine.
Speaker 1: I need a ruling on that.
Speaker 3: Uh.
Speaker 1: I guess it was fertilized in ninety four. Oh, I
don't know. I wasn't there. You weren't there. No, you
didn't have your camp quarter out you're sony, No, Sody
camp Cord. I did use the cans for my kid,
Amerond's berth, and that was twenty first right.
Speaker 2: In labor for twenty four.
Speaker 1: You're sitting there recording, like, man, I can't wait to
watch this again. Oh god, no, I never saw it.
She she was in labor for twenty four hours. She's like,
I would like to see her cursing.
Speaker 3: You.
Speaker 1: Women when they get IM pregnant for the effor and
labor for that long, are just yelling at you, I mean,
add nausey. Yeah, she's like in the fight for her life.
And you're on there just videotaping with a grin on
your face.
Speaker 2: You want to hear the all time story about children?
Speaker 1: No, all right, I won't. I was gonna mention it.
So my middle son, Paint was born. Yeah, and she
had the baby and.
Speaker 2: My mother was with me.
Speaker 1: And my mom and I said, we're gonna get some
dinner and then we'll come back and we'll help out
whenever we can. So we sit down at malt Mass
across the street. It said fifty nine, and he'll crop
out on the way back to Houston's matter of fact.
And we get down and she calls me and she says,
you've got to come here. Painting is screen me and
won't stop screaming. They they need you to come help.
You know, My response was I could have said, a
I can't wait to get there. I'll be there as
fast as I can. Uh huh.
Speaker 2: You know. My response was that she still gives me.
Speaker 1: Crap AND's day about it, but our salads just got here.
Kim Thomas lost her blank on that. Yeah, that sounds
about right. So every time we're with we're friends, she's like,
remember this time when our second Sun was born, and
you didn't want to come to help me because your
salads got there.
Speaker 2: So it's the story.
Speaker 1: I don't know if she should forget about that one.
Speaker 2: All right, Astro Yankees this weekend, that's awesome. What were
you on the payphone? No cell phone?
Speaker 1: Okay?
Speaker 2: He was one of those ones that had you know,
the antenda bigger phone nineteen ninety what was it?
Speaker 1: It had a spinning satellite there on it.
Speaker 2: When was he When was he born? He was born
in two thousand and one, so I mean it was
a decent size. Okay, he was one of those bag phones.
Speaker 1: Co stop. I think it was Gulf State Sailor shout
out ogs. All right, Texans Vikings tomorrow, if you're if
you're I forgot Demiko.
Speaker 2: Is CJ's not playing right?
Speaker 1: I don't think. I don't know. I think Joe Burrow's
playing for the Natty. He did do a touchdown pass
last night, Andy to uh Jamar Chase. Anthony Richardson's playing
for the Colts. Oh bad example. That didn't turn out
very well for them, So yeah, I would I wouldn't
go full Sean McVay style. He didn't play anybody the
whole preseason. I would play next week. Yeah, a little bit,
just almost, bitch. Whatever, it's no big deal. And I
do feel sorry for NFL season ticket holders because they
do have to play full price for a for a
preseason game, But you know what, that's been the case
for decades. I mean, it's not anything new out of
that they know. Going in. My always philosophy was you
should make those tickets ten dollars a piece of people
that can't go during the regular season get a little
glimpse of what it is they're gonna watch, and you're
still going to make your money and you're parking and
your concessions. If they throw it in and then you
ends up like lowering the average or something like that,
well the problem is if you do that, then the
people that do pay the regular prices. Wait a minute,
I got people that don't ever go to games are
paying ten dollars. Meanwhile, I'm the season ticket over are
I gotta pay the full price? Whatever they're doing, I'm
sure they're maximizing the amount of dollars they can squeeze out.
I'm pretty sure of that. Yeah, apparently there's a new
score better scoreboard energy. Oh great, new sound system. Okay,
more to hear clay Walker's got awful song It's coming.
That's how I become a fan. You see, can they
get rid of clay Walker?
Speaker 3: Not?
Speaker 20: Like?
Speaker 1: What are what are all your your two rules?
Speaker 2: Two rules? No more clay Walker, no more football time
in Houston. And they win the super Bowl, then I'm
a fan. No, you said they go to the super Bowl.
See that's fine, go to the super Bowl.
Speaker 1: What if they go to the super Bowl they still
use clay Walker? No, it's I'm a fan. Okay, Well
you know what Zion mister tex right, No, you're not
mister Texts. You were Houston Texans or Texas. Mister Texas,
you're not mister Texas. I told you you're not getting
out of the primaries. I haven't even get you on
the ballot.
Speaker 2: I got news for you.
Speaker 1: I've been in more Texas counties than you have, So
what that makes me, mister Texas. No, you hate doctor
Pepper and Enchilada's and in brisket. You're out. I don't
hate brisket. This is you hate doctor Pepper.
Speaker 2: I don't like that peper.
Speaker 1: You hate Enchiladas.
Speaker 2: I don't like Inelada.
Speaker 1: I hate them. You love beans and chili. You know
what you're done. You know what.
Speaker 2: That's why Sun, that's why people they do a survey
about you.
Speaker 1: They don't like you should run for mister Connecticut on
that platform. Well that's not true, because you're not mister Texas.
I like country music, okay, I like Boots. I like gravy,
friends steak. You don't like gravy. I thought I can
get changed. Oh you've changed when I didn't get the memo.
I like red beans and rice that's from New Orleans,
the same difference. Okay. And I don't insult Galveston and
I don't insult Beaumont. You've done both of those things.
I told you when your family, you can insult your family.
I go to Galveston, but I'm not gonna lie to
myself and tell me it's pristine. It's pristine, crystal blue water,
it's beautiful, fag. I'm my head down there right now, beautiful.
Speaker 2: Get these lily white arms of mine, tone some beautiful
brown seaweed.
Speaker 1: That's ridiculous, all right, Astros will have Hunter Brown on
the mound against good saying, schlittler, Cam, schlittler. Let me
tell you something you'all need to listen to Robert Ford
see how he butchers the name throughout the course of
the broadcast. No, Robert Ford's got it, Sparks, got it, Sparky.
Sparky's gonna make jokes. He's going to there's gonna be
at least two Schlittler puns from Sparky.
Speaker 2: Two correct Schlittler's list.
Speaker 1: I don't know if you want to touch that one now, Holocaust,
stay away, stay away. I'll be with you on the
tenth inning. Show me me, okay, with me all these
people that have stared at us for the last half hour. Sorry,
somebody's winning Astra.
Speaker 2: Tickets in about two seconds.
Speaker 1: Okay, up next, Clinton Wexler by Team. I'll talk to
you after Astros Yankees here on sports talk, said the man.
Speaker 20: Yeah,