Speaker 1: Pretty proud of myself today because I go to the
Speaker 1: Cariboo cabin over in chan Happening short View at the
Speaker 1: corner of seven and forty one every morning. Chloe's my girl.
Speaker 1: She's my girl. I pull up and she starts off
Speaker 1: with the Hi, good morning, and welcome to the chan
Speaker 1: Hassen Cabin. What can I and I stop her so
Speaker 1: she doesn't have to say her whole speech. So she'll
Speaker 1: start and I'll recognize her voice because it's not always her,
Speaker 1: and I'll say good morning, Chloe. And because I and
Speaker 1: I said, I feel bad cutting you off in your speech,
Speaker 1: He's like, no, I'm glad you do, so I don't
Speaker 1: have to say the whole thing. So I pull up
Speaker 1: and there's a trivia question. You know, you get a
Speaker 1: dime off if you get the trivia question right. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And sometimes they have a new one, and sometimes it's
Speaker 1: been the same one since yesterday. So I'm pretty proud
Speaker 1: of myself. I gave her a new trivia question and
Speaker 1: they're using it today. Is it it is? What Rapper's
Speaker 1: real name is? Calvin Bradus. Now you probably know who
Speaker 1: it is, right I don't. Oh, you don't know, Okay,
Speaker 1: do No, you said, what rapper's real name is Calvin Broadus. No,
Speaker 1: I don't, And I think that the choices were DMX,
Speaker 1: fifty cent snoop and somebody else. No, not DMX, it's
Speaker 1: fifty nope. His curd is something.
Speaker 2: See I because you seem to struggle to find the
Speaker 2: other one. So I went with context clues with the first.
Speaker 1: I get it, it's it's snoop. And so if you
Speaker 1: go to the Caribou cabin in Chan happened in Shoreview
Speaker 1: today you know the answer and it's a dime off,
Speaker 1: so not bad. I was pretty proud of myself. It's like, yeah,
Speaker 1: I'm on the radio. I want a flamethrower of a
Speaker 1: radio station. But that's old, you know what I mean,
Speaker 1: that's old. I've been doing that for years. But to
Speaker 1: get on the trivia and Caribou is like, look at that.
Speaker 1: I'm kind of famously show you what I know. Before
Speaker 1: we get into the Minnesota goodbyes, is there anything else random,
Speaker 1: unusual that you guys want to talk about that you
Speaker 1: haven't talked about on the radio.
Speaker 2: I can talk about the fact that I'm going out
Speaker 2: of town this weekend and there's a piece on my
Speaker 2: camper van because I'm going in the van.
Speaker 1: I saw you charging up your camper van last night.
Speaker 1: Fucker is giving you trouble again.
Speaker 2: Her name is b I just drove her a couple
Speaker 2: of weeks ago, and I went to get in it
Speaker 2: last night and it's not working. I've never had to
Speaker 2: jump start it before. So I'm out there. My neighbors
Speaker 2: are watching me. They're like offering my help, and I
Speaker 2: was like, I just wasn't in the mood to like
Speaker 2: have an audience, and I was like, I'll figure it out.
Speaker 2: Like I need to figure it out. Is mainly what
Speaker 2: I needed to do, because I need to know how
Speaker 2: to do stuff like that. But anyways, the main reason
Speaker 2: is I needed to fix a piece on the van.
Speaker 2: And my solution is I'm using a zip tie to
Speaker 2: hold a piece of the van together, and I drove
Speaker 2: it last night on the highway to see how it
Speaker 2: did because I'm heading up to like the North Shore area. Yeah,
Speaker 2: and I I don't know because the van does have
Speaker 2: some issues. So the problem is the area that's being
Speaker 2: held together is rusty, and I'm scared that the rust
Speaker 2: is just going to slowly chip away even more with
Speaker 2: the zip tie and the piece is going to fly
Speaker 2: off and I'm not gonna have any way to fix it.
Speaker 1: What's the piece that's fallen off?
Speaker 2: So you know the like like a black piece that
Speaker 2: kind of goes around the tire.
Speaker 1: Til Yeah that piece Okay.
Speaker 2: Literally, like part of it is on and the but
Speaker 2: the front part isn't. So the wind coming at it
Speaker 2: is hitting that front part and making it flail off
Speaker 2: to the side, Like half of it is flailing off.
Speaker 1: So what did you zip tie it to a hole
Speaker 1: in the rust? Yeah? So you zip tied hand of this.
Speaker 1: So you zip tied a hole in the rust around
Speaker 1: the the whatever you call it.
Speaker 2: Yeah, there's like another hole that like used to have
Speaker 2: a screw that attached to the rust, but both have
Speaker 2: broken off, and so I used that hole to zip
Speaker 2: tie the piece through another hole of the rust.
Speaker 1: To the van. Yeah. So is it a necessary piece
Speaker 1: of the camper van? It would still run without.
Speaker 2: It, Absolutely it would.
Speaker 1: I would. It's kind of more decorative. It probably serves
Speaker 1: a purpose.
Speaker 2: It does serve a purpose because I think it protects
Speaker 2: the wheels of some sort. I think that's one of
Speaker 2: the main purposes because it kind of I don't know,
Speaker 2: I shouldn't say protects the wheels, but I think the
Speaker 2: purpose of it is something with the wheels. So that
Speaker 2: was my quick solution. And if it lasts me even
Speaker 2: like one day this weekend, I'll be proud of myself
Speaker 2: and then we'll just go from there. Or I'm going
Speaker 2: to like lose a piece on the highway on thirty
Speaker 2: five this weekend.
Speaker 1: I guess if you did, you know what, then it
Speaker 1: still runs. B is probably not going to last forever.
Speaker 1: But she's doing. She's doing. Okay, Yeah, she's hanging in there,
Speaker 1: all right. This one starts off with them. It says
Speaker 1: I want to stay anonymous. Okay, Hello, want to chime
Speaker 1: in about something that came up on the show the
Speaker 1: other day. Vaunt said he saw clips of The Weekend's
Speaker 1: new movie, Hurry Up Tomorrow, and something along the line
Speaker 1: to the movie looking cringe and that the Weekend was
Speaker 1: a terrible actor, and seems like you all agreed. I
Speaker 1: could go on forever about how completely wrong you guys
Speaker 1: were about that, but I will say his art is
Speaker 1: not for everyone. This movie was loosely based on a
Speaker 1: situation that happened to him a few years back and
Speaker 1: how he lost his voice in front of a crowd
Speaker 1: of eighty thousand people at Sofi Stadium. Like I said,
Speaker 1: I won't bore you with the details since you probably
Speaker 1: don't care either way. Just had to defend my man. Lol. No,
Speaker 1: I'm glad you wrote in about this one. It's not
Speaker 1: that we don't care, it's just that we all kind
Speaker 1: of agree. I didn't see his movie Hurry Up Tomorrow,
Speaker 1: but I saw the Idol, Yeah, and I thought it
Speaker 1: was cringey and weird, and it made him look weird. Yeah.
Speaker 2: I think that's why we are saying. I don't know
Speaker 2: that I necessarily necessarily would say he's a bad actor.
Speaker 2: I just think that, like, he played this character and
Speaker 2: that show that creeped me out so much, And then
Speaker 2: I've seen clips and I've seen him on tour, and honestly,
Speaker 2: the time I saw him, I would put his concert
Speaker 2: as one of my favorite concerts. But it feels like
Speaker 2: he's got a creepier energy.
Speaker 1: Now.
Speaker 2: I don't know what it is about it, but it's
Speaker 2: just not the vibe that I like anymore.
Speaker 1: Like a creepy, sexual, predator ish, abuse ish, manipulative ish
Speaker 1: kind of a vibe. That's what I got from the movie,
Speaker 1: and I know he was just acting in the movie
Speaker 1: the show, but yeah, I just I think he's kind
Speaker 1: of a creepy weird guy anyway, But a lot of
Speaker 1: musicians are kind of creepy weird people anyway. Jenny is
Speaker 1: the seems like the only one in the show that
Speaker 1: seems to like the week End to some extent. I
Speaker 1: highly recommend listening to his new album since it's some
Speaker 1: of the best tunes to hit my ears. Love You All, Dart,
Speaker 1: Lickety Lick Always and Forever, so thank you.
Speaker 2: I really do like his music. Wicked Games is one
Speaker 2: of my favorite songs ever. It's so very sexual, but
Speaker 2: I think it's such a good song.
Speaker 1: You know, you could say that Prince's songs, many of
Speaker 1: them were sexual. So many of his songs were very sexual,
Speaker 1: not necessarily as radio hits, But Prince never came a
Speaker 1: as creepy. He was kind of like sexualized romanticism. Maybe.
Speaker 1: I know you guys aren't familiar with Prince's songs as
Speaker 1: I am.
Speaker 2: Doesn't he have a song that has pussy in the
Speaker 2: title Pussy Control?
Speaker 1: Yeah, yeah, I think it's called that. And then there
Speaker 1: was there was one called Darling Nicky where one of
Speaker 1: the lyrics was saw in a hotel lobby masturbating with
Speaker 1: a magazine, and it was just it was very overly sexualized,
Speaker 1: especially for its time. But Prince never came across as
Speaker 1: like creepy, like you wouldn't mind being in the same
Speaker 1: room with Prince, whereas the weekend it'd be like, Hey,
Speaker 1: I'm gonna sit just a little closer to you, and
Speaker 1: you're like, no, all right, maybe I'm wrong. If you
Speaker 1: don't like something that we say, we always love to
Speaker 1: hear from you. Seriously, we are not always right, and
Speaker 1: you are a member of the show too, so let
Speaker 1: us know if there's something that you disagree with. We
Speaker 1: can take it all right. Next one, don't say my name.
Speaker 1: I'm a teacher with five days left to school nineteen seven, nine, eleven,
Speaker 1: and twelfth graders. I cannot wait for summer break.
Speaker 3: Wow.
Speaker 1: At the beginning of May, I thought, Wow, this year
Speaker 1: went by relatively quickly, and I don't feel end of
Speaker 1: the year tired like usual. Well, this past week I've
Speaker 1: been coming home and disassociating for four hours when my
Speaker 1: dogs run around the backyard and I fall asleep on
Speaker 1: the couch at seven point thirty. I counted today how
Speaker 1: many times my forty five minutes seventh grade class asked
Speaker 1: a question. Questions are great, but not when it's me
Speaker 1: repeating myself a million times, you know, and non exaggeration.
Speaker 1: I was asked over four hundred questions in forty five minutes.
Speaker 1: Obviously they all didn't get answered. I started saying, google it. Sorry,
Speaker 1: I'm no longer taking questions. I also had to tell
Speaker 1: ninth graders that meter sticks not yard sticks. Meter sticks
Speaker 1: are not swords, and it's not okay to throw school
Speaker 1: iPads in the sink. You talked a little about chromebooks
Speaker 1: for kids. Each kid at my school gets an iPad
Speaker 1: and we call them pacifiers. They need them to be
Speaker 1: calm and feel safe, and then they break them, and
Speaker 1: when they don't pay to fix it, they don't get
Speaker 1: it back, and then they complain I can't do my assignment.
Speaker 1: The worst is when they lock each other out for
Speaker 1: a day because they keep entering the wrong password. This
Speaker 1: is eighteen year olds too, not just the twelve year olds. AH,
Speaker 1: send me thoughts and wishes to make it another week.
Speaker 1: Thank the teachers in your lives. Can I have a
Speaker 1: staff writer sticker? Yes? I'm going to take care of
Speaker 1: that right now.
Speaker 3: Power to you, not just middle school, but high school too, Like,
Speaker 3: I can't imagine teaching four different age groups across.
Speaker 1: That's unusual. Wouldn't you think that's an unusual school setup?
Speaker 3: Yeah, I wonder if it's like a smaller school. That
Speaker 3: is bonkers to me. But hey, power to you. I
Speaker 3: want I am curious if you like the middle schools better,
Speaker 3: middle schoolers better than the high schoolers.
Speaker 1: Okay, I was gonna bring up something, but it's a
Speaker 1: little bit. I don't want to embarrass anybody, because anybody
Speaker 1: could figure out it was a school that had an
Speaker 1: unusual guest speaker, and the guest speaker was an unusual choice.
Speaker 1: And the friend of mine said this was a risky
Speaker 1: choice for a high school graduation. And I asked her
Speaker 1: this morning on the way in, like, how did it go? So, yeah,
Speaker 1: there's believe you. Huh, it wasn't you, was it? What
Speaker 1: do you mean me?
Speaker 3: Like, you haven't you done commencement speeches?
Speaker 2: Yeah, he was the unusual speaker speaking.
Speaker 1: It was me. I did a graduation speech a year
Speaker 1: ago and a friend of mine asked me to do it,
Speaker 1: and she said, everybody at the school knows I know you,
Speaker 1: and they want me to ask you, and I said, ah,
Speaker 1: and I really don't like it when people use our
Speaker 1: friendship to get something, you know what I mean. It's
Speaker 1: slightly irkin when somebody is like, you know, I don't
Speaker 1: mind helping, but when somebody's like, hey, you're Dave Ryan
Speaker 1: on KTWB because you're my friend, can I use that
Speaker 1: friendship to get something that I want? Yeah, And I
Speaker 1: don't really like that a lot, but I did it. Yeah,
Speaker 1: And I did the graduation speech and it went over
Speaker 1: really well well, which now she says, see, you're glad
Speaker 1: you did it, And I think it's true. I think
Speaker 1: there's a lot of things we don't want to do,
Speaker 1: but we're glad we did them, like going to the gym.
Speaker 1: A lot of the time, I don't want to go
Speaker 1: to the gym, but I go and I get in
Speaker 1: the car afterward and I'm like, I'm really glad I went.
Speaker 1: So maybe there's a lesson in there.
Speaker 2: Something like that. Though with you is like you have
Speaker 2: to prepare for it. It's like the lead up that's
Speaker 2: like kind of the dread Actually doing it is never dreadful.
Speaker 2: It's just like you got to prepare for that shit.
Speaker 2: You want to like do a good job. And so
Speaker 2: like for me, if if anyone asked me to give
Speaker 2: me a commencement speech, I'd be so stressed for like
Speaker 2: the week leading up.
Speaker 1: Yes, oh, and I really wanted it to not bomb,
Speaker 1: so I worked on it really hard. And I don't
Speaker 1: speak from notes because I don't like I think the
Speaker 1: worst kind of speech you can do is holding your
Speaker 1: phone and looking at your phone. And that's so common
Speaker 1: now like bride'smaids and maid of honor and the best
Speaker 1: man and the father of the bride, they usually look
Speaker 1: at their phone. And you know, I have some extra
Speaker 1: qualifications because we don't look at our phone during the show.
Speaker 1: We just speak off the top of our head and
Speaker 1: it goes fine. Like yesterday we all did little presentations
Speaker 1: for Media Bridge and we didn't look at phones. We
Speaker 1: all just spoke off the top of our head. And
Speaker 1: I think part of the reason we can do that
Speaker 1: is because we do that all day on the radio.
Speaker 2: Yeah for sure.
Speaker 1: So anyway, she goes on to say, okay, we did
Speaker 1: that one. Oh we're done, okay, good, all right, we're
Speaker 1: not saying your name and your staff writer sticker is
Speaker 1: on its way next one. This is actually a good
Speaker 1: one because I think we can get her some help.
Speaker 1: Morning not sure if this qualifies as a group therapy.
Speaker 1: I was hoping for some ideas from listeners who have
Speaker 1: been in this situation. My cousin's eleven week old. Eleven
Speaker 1: week old is in the hospital for thirty days. For
Speaker 1: parents who have temporarily lived in a hospital like this,
Speaker 1: what are some ideas on what I can bring? I
Speaker 1: would ask them, and I have, but they're the kind
Speaker 1: of people who will never give an answer, and they're
Speaker 1: the kindest people who say, oh, don't bring anything so far.
Speaker 1: I'm bringing mom a book she wants to read, and
Speaker 1: gift cards for their favorite restaurants. What else would be
Speaker 1: a blessing? I am open to talking on the radio.
Speaker 1: And her name is Dawn. I'm going to tell you
Speaker 1: this right now. There is somebody who listens every day
Speaker 1: to the podcast. Her name is Ranita, and Rinita doesn't
Speaker 1: have an eleven month old, but she's got about a
Speaker 1: twenty two year old daughter who's in the hospital a lot.
Speaker 1: And Ranita, maybe you can jump in and I won't
Speaker 1: be here next week. But if you write in you
Speaker 1: can maybe give her some answers.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, so Mat to get answers for you.
Speaker 1: Yeah, I think you're doing the right thing. Just to
Speaker 1: find out what can I do? And bringing gift cards
Speaker 1: in a book, I mean, I think just keep asking
Speaker 1: what can I do?
Speaker 2: Yeah?
Speaker 1: Book?
Speaker 3: Maybe like coloring books, things to do granted, like the
Speaker 3: eleven month old.
Speaker 1: I don't know what you would bring eleven week old eleven?
Speaker 1: I think we said that. Yeah then yeah, not the
Speaker 1: real color one.
Speaker 3: Yeah, but for your no, mom, like an adult coloring book,
Speaker 3: just to have something to do with your hands.
Speaker 1: Let's see. Next one is from Secretary Bree and it
Speaker 1: is an audio rant. And this is the funny thing.
Speaker 1: Secretary bri is one of the sweetest people ever. She
Speaker 1: is not a ranter bitcher complainer.
Speaker 3: Now.
Speaker 1: Juan Nita, on the other hand, is a sweet, sweet person,
Speaker 1: but she puts on this persona when she wants to
Speaker 1: do a rant. That's funny. But I've met her several
Speaker 1: times and she's a very sweet person. She's not quiet,
Speaker 1: she's not you know, like demure, but she's just funny,
Speaker 1: you know it. I love that you just pulled out demure.
Speaker 2: A second.
Speaker 1: All right, So let's get a rant from Secretary Brix.
Speaker 1: Here we go.
Speaker 4: Oh my gosh, you guys, I have such a rant
Speaker 4: for you. This is a Secretary Brie and they don't
Speaker 4: normally rant, but my gosh, I'm at the local car
Speaker 4: wash here and I just watched a woman and her
Speaker 4: two enormous dogs. She let her dogs shit on the
Speaker 4: private property of this business and got in her car
Speaker 4: and started to leave, and then luckily there were people
Speaker 4: in front of her, so she couldn't just leap right away.
Speaker 4: I got my ass out of my car, you better believe,
Speaker 4: and I ran over there and said, hey, you're gonna
Speaker 4: clean up after your dogs, right, And she's like, I
Speaker 4: don't have a bag. I said, well, maybe go inside
Speaker 4: and ask them for one. You can't just leave your
Speaker 4: dog shit in public. So then I get back to
Speaker 4: my car because I'm just trying to get a fucking
Speaker 4: car wash. And I explained to the workers here what
Speaker 4: was going on and why I was holding up the line,
Speaker 4: and they were just as irritated. And so we're watching her,
Speaker 4: and when she's on me talking to them, what does
Speaker 4: she do. She gives me the finger and says, fuck
Speaker 4: you who I'm sorry, No ma'am. Fuck you.
Speaker 1: Wow, you and your dogs.
Speaker 4: You let them shit in public, clean it up. If
Speaker 4: you can't clean it up, don't fucking take them out
Speaker 4: in public. Oh nothing makes me more mad sometimes. Okay, Sorry,
Speaker 4: that's all. I hope you have a lovely day, and
Speaker 4: I'm really sorry.
Speaker 2: If you can hear the car wash in the background
Speaker 2: of this, Oh, I thought it was I thought it
Speaker 2: was like she recorded on one those rainy days. I
Speaker 2: thought it was rain on her.
Speaker 1: I think she's actually in the car wash at the time. Bree,
Speaker 1: That is funny, you know how I feel about that
Speaker 1: kind of thing. What I like even more is when
Speaker 1: somebody gets busted and they're mad at you for busting them.
Speaker 1: It's kind of like we were talked yesterday about, you know,
Speaker 1: talking loudly during the movie theater and then you'd be like, hey,
Speaker 1: can you be quiet or and the person might say,
Speaker 1: don't tell me what to do, I'll do whatever I want.
Speaker 1: Like can you just go yep, you know what, You're right.
Speaker 1: I'm sorry, Just accept it and that is it for
Speaker 1: the Minnesota Goodbye. I have a great long weekend, And
Speaker 1: if you got anything you want to write in Bailey
Speaker 1: and Jenny will be doing the Minnesota Goodbye next week,
Speaker 1: So if you want to talk shit about me, you
Speaker 1: definitely can do that right in and talk about.
Speaker 3: It.
Speaker 2: Yeah, yeah, you should probably listen to it when you're
Speaker 2: going to.
Speaker 1: Want it would hurt my feelings.
Speaker 3: No, Also, she'll probably be on a couple of them
Speaker 3: next week, so if you want to askant anything, okay, good.
Speaker 1: There actually is a question for Vont that we didn't
Speaker 1: get to nice, and that is about redheads being the
Speaker 1: new black.
Speaker 3: Oh, yes, we learned about that.
Speaker 1: What is this anyway?
Speaker 2: I don't fully understand and we all me, Bailey and
Speaker 2: Vont talked about it the other day.
Speaker 3: Do you understand what it is? It's I just it's
Speaker 3: a thing that's on TikTok right now where some someone
Speaker 3: who is black, they said, hey, just so you know,
Speaker 3: if you're a redhead, you're black. And so then all
Speaker 3: of these redheads are making tiktoks being like, oh my gosh,
Speaker 3: I can't believe I'm black now, like this.
Speaker 2: Is the best day of my life, or like there
Speaker 2: was this one girl that's a redhead and she's like
Speaker 2: it all makes sense now, and she did a flashback
Speaker 2: video of her dancing at a college party and she's
Speaker 2: the only white girl, and she is like breaking it
Speaker 2: down to like the douggie or the stinky legs what
Speaker 2: it was, and like all the other people around her
Speaker 2: are black and they're dancing with her, and she's like
Speaker 2: it makes sense now, Like clearly I was just people.
Speaker 2: So I don't understand why they're saying that. If it's
Speaker 2: probably it's just a bit yeah, like yes, all right.
Speaker 1: Well I'll save that email for you. Send any other
Speaker 1: emails in to the Minnesota Goodbye Ryan Show at KDWB
Speaker 1: dot com.