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<v Speaker 1>Pretty proud of myself today because I go to the

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<v Speaker 1>Cariboo cabin over in chan Happening short View at the

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<v Speaker 1>corner of seven and forty one every morning. Chloe's my girl.

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<v Speaker 1>She's my girl. I pull up and she starts off

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<v Speaker 1>with the Hi, good morning, and welcome to the chan

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<v Speaker 1>Hassen Cabin. What can I and I stop her so

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<v Speaker 1>she doesn't have to say her whole speech. So she'll

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<v Speaker 1>start and I'll recognize her voice because it's not always her,

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<v Speaker 1>and I'll say good morning, Chloe. And because I and

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<v Speaker 1>I said, I feel bad cutting you off in your speech,

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<v Speaker 1>He's like, no, I'm glad you do, so I don't

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<v Speaker 1>have to say the whole thing. So I pull up

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<v Speaker 1>and there's a trivia question. You know, you get a

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<v Speaker 1>dime off if you get the trivia question right. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>And sometimes they have a new one, and sometimes it's

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<v Speaker 1>been the same one since yesterday. So I'm pretty proud

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<v Speaker 1>of myself. I gave her a new trivia question and

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<v Speaker 1>they're using it today. Is it it is? What Rapper's

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<v Speaker 1>real name is? Calvin Bradus. Now you probably know who

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<v Speaker 1>it is, right I don't. Oh, you don't know, Okay,

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<v Speaker 1>do No, you said, what rapper's real name is Calvin Broadus. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I don't, And I think that the choices were DMX,

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<v Speaker 1>fifty cent snoop and somebody else. No, not DMX, it's

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<v Speaker 1>fifty nope. His curd is something.

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<v Speaker 2>See I because you seem to struggle to find the

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<v Speaker 2>other one. So I went with context clues with the first.

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<v Speaker 1>I get it, it's it's snoop. And so if you

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<v Speaker 1>go to the Caribou cabin in Chan happened in Shoreview

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<v Speaker 1>today you know the answer and it's a dime off,

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<v Speaker 1>so not bad. I was pretty proud of myself. It's like, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm on the radio. I want a flamethrower of a

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<v Speaker 1>radio station. But that's old, you know what I mean,

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<v Speaker 1>that's old. I've been doing that for years. But to

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<v Speaker 1>get on the trivia and Caribou is like, look at that.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm kind of famously show you what I know. Before

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<v Speaker 1>we get into the Minnesota goodbyes, is there anything else random,

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<v Speaker 1>unusual that you guys want to talk about that you

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<v Speaker 1>haven't talked about on the radio.

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<v Speaker 2>I can talk about the fact that I'm going out

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<v Speaker 2>of town this weekend and there's a piece on my

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<v Speaker 2>camper van because I'm going in the van.

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<v Speaker 1>I saw you charging up your camper van last night.

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<v Speaker 1>Fucker is giving you trouble again.

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<v Speaker 2>Her name is b I just drove her a couple

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<v Speaker 2>of weeks ago, and I went to get in it

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<v Speaker 2>last night and it's not working. I've never had to

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<v Speaker 2>jump start it before. So I'm out there. My neighbors

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<v Speaker 2>are watching me. They're like offering my help, and I

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<v Speaker 2>was like, I just wasn't in the mood to like

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<v Speaker 2>have an audience, and I was like, I'll figure it out.

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<v Speaker 2>Like I need to figure it out. Is mainly what

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<v Speaker 2>I needed to do, because I need to know how

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<v Speaker 2>to do stuff like that. But anyways, the main reason

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<v Speaker 2>is I needed to fix a piece on the van.

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<v Speaker 2>And my solution is I'm using a zip tie to

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<v Speaker 2>hold a piece of the van together, and I drove

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<v Speaker 2>it last night on the highway to see how it

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<v Speaker 2>did because I'm heading up to like the North Shore area. Yeah,

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<v Speaker 2>and I I don't know because the van does have

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<v Speaker 2>some issues. So the problem is the area that's being

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<v Speaker 2>held together is rusty, and I'm scared that the rust

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<v Speaker 2>is just going to slowly chip away even more with

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<v Speaker 2>the zip tie and the piece is going to fly

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<v Speaker 2>off and I'm not gonna have any way to fix it.

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<v Speaker 1>What's the piece that's fallen off?

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<v Speaker 2>So you know the like like a black piece that

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<v Speaker 2>kind of goes around the tire.

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<v Speaker 1>Til Yeah that piece Okay.

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<v Speaker 2>Literally, like part of it is on and the but

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<v Speaker 2>the front part isn't. So the wind coming at it

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<v Speaker 2>is hitting that front part and making it flail off

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<v Speaker 2>to the side, Like half of it is flailing off.

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<v Speaker 1>So what did you zip tie it to a hole

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<v Speaker 1>in the rust? Yeah? So you zip tied hand of this.

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<v Speaker 1>So you zip tied a hole in the rust around

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<v Speaker 1>the the whatever you call it.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, there's like another hole that like used to have

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<v Speaker 2>a screw that attached to the rust, but both have

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<v Speaker 2>broken off, and so I used that hole to zip

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<v Speaker 2>tie the piece through another hole of the rust.

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<v Speaker 1>To the van. Yeah. So is it a necessary piece

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<v Speaker 1>of the camper van? It would still run without.

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<v Speaker 2>It, Absolutely it would.

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<v Speaker 1>I would. It's kind of more decorative. It probably serves

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<v Speaker 2>It does serve a purpose because I think it protects

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<v Speaker 2>the wheels of some sort. I think that's one of

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<v Speaker 2>the main purposes because it kind of I don't know,

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<v Speaker 2>I shouldn't say protects the wheels, but I think the

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<v Speaker 2>purpose of it is something with the wheels. So that

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<v Speaker 2>was my quick solution. And if it lasts me even

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<v Speaker 2>like one day this weekend, I'll be proud of myself

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<v Speaker 2>and then we'll just go from there. Or I'm going

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<v Speaker 2>to like lose a piece on the highway on thirty

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<v Speaker 2>five this weekend.

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<v Speaker 1>I guess if you did, you know what, then it

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<v Speaker 1>still runs. B is probably not going to last forever.

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<v Speaker 1>But she's doing. She's doing. Okay, Yeah, she's hanging in there,

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<v Speaker 1>all right. This one starts off with them. It says

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<v Speaker 1>I want to stay anonymous. Okay, Hello, want to chime

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<v Speaker 1>in about something that came up on the show the

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<v Speaker 1>other day. Vaunt said he saw clips of The Weekend's

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<v Speaker 1>new movie, Hurry Up Tomorrow, and something along the line

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<v Speaker 1>to the movie looking cringe and that the Weekend was

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<v Speaker 1>a terrible actor, and seems like you all agreed. I

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<v Speaker 1>could go on forever about how completely wrong you guys

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<v Speaker 1>were about that, but I will say his art is

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<v Speaker 1>not for everyone. This movie was loosely based on a

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<v Speaker 1>situation that happened to him a few years back and

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<v Speaker 1>how he lost his voice in front of a crowd

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<v Speaker 1>of eighty thousand people at Sofi Stadium. Like I said,

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<v Speaker 1>I won't bore you with the details since you probably

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<v Speaker 1>don't care either way. Just had to defend my man. Lol. No,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm glad you wrote in about this one. It's not

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<v Speaker 1>that we don't care, it's just that we all kind

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<v Speaker 1>of agree. I didn't see his movie Hurry Up Tomorrow,

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<v Speaker 1>but I saw the Idol, Yeah, and I thought it

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<v Speaker 1>was cringey and weird, and it made him look weird. Yeah.

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<v Speaker 2>I think that's why we are saying. I don't know

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<v Speaker 2>that I necessarily necessarily would say he's a bad actor.

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<v Speaker 2>I just think that, like, he played this character and

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<v Speaker 2>that show that creeped me out so much, And then

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<v Speaker 2>I've seen clips and I've seen him on tour, and honestly,

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<v Speaker 2>the time I saw him, I would put his concert

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<v Speaker 2>as one of my favorite concerts. But it feels like

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<v Speaker 2>he's got a creepier energy.

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<v Speaker 1>Now.

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<v Speaker 2>I don't know what it is about it, but it's

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<v Speaker 2>just not the vibe that I like anymore.

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<v Speaker 1>Like a creepy, sexual, predator ish, abuse ish, manipulative ish

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<v Speaker 1>kind of a vibe. That's what I got from the movie,

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<v Speaker 1>and I know he was just acting in the movie

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<v Speaker 1>the show, but yeah, I just I think he's kind

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<v Speaker 1>of a creepy weird guy anyway, But a lot of

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<v Speaker 1>musicians are kind of creepy weird people anyway. Jenny is

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<v Speaker 1>the seems like the only one in the show that

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<v Speaker 1>seems to like the week End to some extent. I

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<v Speaker 1>highly recommend listening to his new album since it's some

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<v Speaker 1>of the best tunes to hit my ears. Love You All, Dart,

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<v Speaker 1>Lickety Lick Always and Forever, so thank you.

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<v Speaker 2>I really do like his music. Wicked Games is one

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<v Speaker 2>of my favorite songs ever. It's so very sexual, but

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<v Speaker 2>I think it's such a good song.

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<v Speaker 1>You know, you could say that Prince's songs, many of

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<v Speaker 1>them were sexual. So many of his songs were very sexual,

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<v Speaker 1>not necessarily as radio hits, But Prince never came a

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<v Speaker 1>as creepy. He was kind of like sexualized romanticism. Maybe.

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<v Speaker 1>I know you guys aren't familiar with Prince's songs as

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<v Speaker 1>I am.

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<v Speaker 2>Doesn't he have a song that has pussy in the

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<v Speaker 2>title Pussy Control?

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, yeah, I think it's called that. And then there

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<v Speaker 1>was there was one called Darling Nicky where one of

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<v Speaker 1>the lyrics was saw in a hotel lobby masturbating with

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<v Speaker 1>a magazine, and it was just it was very overly sexualized,

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<v Speaker 1>especially for its time. But Prince never came across as

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<v Speaker 1>like creepy, like you wouldn't mind being in the same

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<v Speaker 1>room with Prince, whereas the weekend it'd be like, Hey,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm gonna sit just a little closer to you, and

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<v Speaker 1>you're like, no, all right, maybe I'm wrong. If you

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<v Speaker 1>don't like something that we say, we always love to

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<v Speaker 1>hear from you. Seriously, we are not always right, and

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<v Speaker 1>you are a member of the show too, so let

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<v Speaker 1>us know if there's something that you disagree with. We

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<v Speaker 1>can take it all right. Next one, don't say my name.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm a teacher with five days left to school nineteen seven, nine, eleven,

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<v Speaker 1>and twelfth graders. I cannot wait for summer break.

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<v Speaker 3>Wow.

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<v Speaker 1>At the beginning of May, I thought, Wow, this year

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<v Speaker 1>went by relatively quickly, and I don't feel end of

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<v Speaker 1>the year tired like usual. Well, this past week I've

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<v Speaker 1>been coming home and disassociating for four hours when my

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<v Speaker 1>dogs run around the backyard and I fall asleep on

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<v Speaker 1>the couch at seven point thirty. I counted today how

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<v Speaker 1>many times my forty five minutes seventh grade class asked

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<v Speaker 1>a question. Questions are great, but not when it's me

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<v Speaker 1>repeating myself a million times, you know, and non exaggeration.

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<v Speaker 1>I was asked over four hundred questions in forty five minutes.

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<v Speaker 1>Obviously they all didn't get answered. I started saying, google it. Sorry,

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<v Speaker 1>I'm no longer taking questions. I also had to tell

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<v Speaker 1>ninth graders that meter sticks not yard sticks. Meter sticks

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<v Speaker 1>are not swords, and it's not okay to throw school

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<v Speaker 1>iPads in the sink. You talked a little about chromebooks

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<v Speaker 1>for kids. Each kid at my school gets an iPad

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<v Speaker 1>and we call them pacifiers. They need them to be

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<v Speaker 1>calm and feel safe, and then they break them, and

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<v Speaker 1>when they don't pay to fix it, they don't get

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<v Speaker 1>it back, and then they complain I can't do my assignment.

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<v Speaker 1>The worst is when they lock each other out for

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<v Speaker 1>a day because they keep entering the wrong password. This

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<v Speaker 1>is eighteen year olds too, not just the twelve year olds. AH,

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<v Speaker 1>send me thoughts and wishes to make it another week.

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<v Speaker 1>Thank the teachers in your lives. Can I have a

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<v Speaker 1>staff writer sticker? Yes? I'm going to take care of

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<v Speaker 1>that right now.

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<v Speaker 3>Power to you, not just middle school, but high school too, Like,

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<v Speaker 3>I can't imagine teaching four different age groups across.

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<v Speaker 1>That's unusual. Wouldn't you think that's an unusual school setup?

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, I wonder if it's like a smaller school. That

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<v Speaker 3>is bonkers to me. But hey, power to you. I

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<v Speaker 3>want I am curious if you like the middle schools better,

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<v Speaker 3>middle schoolers better than the high schoolers.

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<v Speaker 1>Okay, I was gonna bring up something, but it's a

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<v Speaker 1>little bit. I don't want to embarrass anybody, because anybody

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<v Speaker 1>could figure out it was a school that had an

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<v Speaker 1>unusual guest speaker, and the guest speaker was an unusual choice.

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<v Speaker 1>And the friend of mine said this was a risky

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<v Speaker 1>choice for a high school graduation. And I asked her

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<v Speaker 1>this morning on the way in, like, how did it go? So, yeah,

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<v Speaker 1>on KTWB because you're my friend, can I use that

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<v Speaker 1>friendship to get something that I want? Yeah, And I

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<v Speaker 1>So maybe there's a lesson in there.

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<v Speaker 2>Something like that. Though with you is like you have

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<v Speaker 2>It's just like you got to prepare for that shit.

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<v Speaker 1>Yes, oh, and I really wanted it to not bomb,

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<v Speaker 1>so I worked on it really hard. And I don't

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<v Speaker 1>qualifications because we don't look at our phone during the show.

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<v Speaker 1>it goes fine. Like yesterday we all did little presentations

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<v Speaker 1>for Media Bridge and we didn't look at phones. We

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah for sure.

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<v Speaker 1>So anyway, she goes on to say, okay, we did

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<v Speaker 1>that one. Oh we're done, okay, good, all right, we're

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<v Speaker 1>on its way next one. This is actually a good

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<v Speaker 1>Morning not sure if this qualifies as a group therapy.

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<v Speaker 1>I was hoping for some ideas from listeners who have

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<v Speaker 1>been in this situation. My cousin's eleven week old. Eleven

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<v Speaker 1>week old is in the hospital for thirty days. For

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<v Speaker 1>what are some ideas on what I can bring? I

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<v Speaker 1>the kindest people who say, oh, don't bring anything so far.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm bringing mom a book she wants to read, and

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<v Speaker 1>gift cards for their favorite restaurants. What else would be

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<v Speaker 1>a blessing? I am open to talking on the radio.

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<v Speaker 1>And her name is Dawn. I'm going to tell you

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<v Speaker 1>this right now. There is somebody who listens every day

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<v Speaker 1>have an eleven month old, but she's got about a

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<v Speaker 1>And Ranita, maybe you can jump in and I won't

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<v Speaker 1>be here next week. But if you write in you

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, so Mat to get answers for you.

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<v Speaker 1>Yeah, I think you're doing the right thing. Just to

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<v Speaker 1>find out what can I do? And bringing gift cards

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<v Speaker 1>in a book, I mean, I think just keep asking

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah?

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<v Speaker 1>Book?

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<v Speaker 3>Maybe like coloring books, things to do granted, like the

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<v Speaker 1>I don't know what you would bring eleven week old eleven?

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<v Speaker 1>I think we said that. Yeah then yeah, not the

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<v Speaker 1>real color one.

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<v Speaker 3>Yeah, but for your no, mom, like an adult coloring book,

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<v Speaker 3>just to have something to do with your hands.

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<v Speaker 1>Let's see. Next one is from Secretary Bree and it

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<v Speaker 1>is an audio rant. And this is the funny thing.

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<v Speaker 1>Secretary bri is one of the sweetest people ever. She

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<v Speaker 1>Juan Nita, on the other hand, is a sweet, sweet person,

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<v Speaker 1>but she puts on this persona when she wants to

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<v Speaker 1>do a rant. That's funny. But I've met her several

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<v Speaker 1>times and she's a very sweet person. She's not quiet,

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<v Speaker 1>she's not you know, like demure, but she's just funny,

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<v Speaker 1>you know it. I love that you just pulled out demure.

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<v Speaker 2>A second.

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<v Speaker 1>All right, So let's get a rant from Secretary Brix.

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<v Speaker 1>Here we go.

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<v Speaker 4>Oh my gosh, you guys, I have such a rant

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<v Speaker 4>for you. This is a Secretary Brie and they don't

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<v Speaker 4>normally rant, but my gosh, I'm at the local car

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<v Speaker 4>wash here and I just watched a woman and her

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<v Speaker 4>I got my ass out of my car, you better believe,

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<v Speaker 4>and they were just as irritated. And so we're watching her,

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<v Speaker 4>you who I'm sorry, No ma'am. Fuck you.

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<v Speaker 1>Wow, you and your dogs.

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<v Speaker 4>You let them shit in public, clean it up. If

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<v Speaker 4>you can't clean it up, don't fucking take them out

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<v Speaker 4>in public. Oh nothing makes me more mad sometimes. Okay, Sorry,

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<v Speaker 4>that's all. I hope you have a lovely day, and

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<v Speaker 4>I'm really sorry.

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<v Speaker 2>of this, Oh, I thought it was I thought it

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<v Speaker 2>was like she recorded on one those rainy days. I

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<v Speaker 1>I think she's actually in the car wash at the time. Bree,

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<v Speaker 1>That is funny, you know how I feel about that

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<v Speaker 1>It's kind of like we were talked yesterday about, you know,

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<v Speaker 1>talking loudly during the movie theater and then you'd be like, hey,

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<v Speaker 1>can you be quiet or and the person might say,

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<v Speaker 1>Like can you just go yep, you know what, You're right.

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<v Speaker 1>I'm sorry, Just accept it and that is it for

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<v Speaker 1>if you got anything you want to write in Bailey

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<v Speaker 1>and Jenny will be doing the Minnesota Goodbye next week,

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<v Speaker 1>So if you want to talk shit about me, you

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<v Speaker 1>definitely can do that right in and talk about.

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<v Speaker 3>It.

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<v Speaker 2>Yeah, yeah, you should probably listen to it when you're

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<v Speaker 1>Want it would hurt my feelings.

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<v Speaker 3>No, Also, she'll probably be on a couple of them

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<v Speaker 3>next week, so if you want to askant anything, okay, good.

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<v Speaker 1>There actually is a question for Vont that we didn't

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<v Speaker 1>get to nice, and that is about redheads being the

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<v Speaker 3>Oh, yes, we learned about that.

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<v Speaker 1>What is this anyway?

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<v Speaker 2>I don't fully understand and we all me, Bailey and

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<v Speaker 3>Do you understand what it is? It's I just it's

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<v Speaker 3>if you're a redhead, you're black. And so then all

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<v Speaker 2>Is the best day of my life, or like there

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<v Speaker 2>was this one girl that's a redhead and she's like

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<v Speaker 2>it all makes sense now, and she did a flashback

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<v Speaker 2>down to like the douggie or the stinky legs what

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<v Speaker 2>it makes sense now, Like clearly I was just people.

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<v Speaker 2>So I don't understand why they're saying that. If it's

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<v Speaker 2>probably it's just a bit yeah, like yes, all right.

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<v Speaker 1>Well I'll save that email for you. Send any other

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<v Speaker 1>emails in to the Minnesota Goodbye Ryan Show at KDWB

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<v Speaker 1>dot com.