WEBVTT 1 00:00:00.360 --> 00:00:03.720 H the rivers rise and what's the Johnny Cash song? 2 00:00:05.120 --> 00:00:06.639 Hang only wrong, Mike, there you go. 3 00:00:06.839 --> 00:00:08.400 How how's the water, Mama? 4 00:00:09.359 --> 00:00:13.439 Six feet high and ris They are saying seven to 5 00:00:13.679 --> 00:00:18.600 ten inches of rain starting tomorrow night at midnight and 6 00:00:18.679 --> 00:00:21.480 running for the next day. I don't know Sunday. Have 7 00:00:21.559 --> 00:00:23.920 you ever done any math. That is a lot of water. 8 00:00:24.039 --> 00:00:25.800 That is a lot of water. And I drive over 9 00:00:25.879 --> 00:00:29.440 the Salt River at Shepherdsville on I sixty five every 10 00:00:29.519 --> 00:00:31.879 day and it is already up into the tree branches 11 00:00:32.079 --> 00:00:33.399 right there next to that flea market. 12 00:00:33.640 --> 00:00:36.280 I have a friend that owns I call it Paradise. 13 00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:37.640 It is on the river. 14 00:00:38.520 --> 00:00:43.159 It's basically his place is everything but Fort Knox nice. 15 00:00:43.439 --> 00:00:45.640 So he's got it. But he just sent a text 16 00:00:45.640 --> 00:00:49.039 out not too long ago and said, hey, boys, Saturday, 17 00:00:49.479 --> 00:00:52.359 we're gonna move some stuff. Yeah, it'll be a lot easier. 18 00:00:53.240 --> 00:00:54.759 His family's not that big, so we're gonna have to 19 00:00:54.759 --> 00:00:56.079 go out there and move some stuff. He's got some 20 00:00:56.119 --> 00:00:58.039 actual he's hiring movers, which a good thing for the 21 00:00:58.159 --> 00:01:00.719 large stuff. But these this is what people in the 22 00:01:00.799 --> 00:01:03.119 river have to do. Yep, they know it's coming. 23 00:01:03.920 --> 00:01:04.280 I saw. 24 00:01:04.480 --> 00:01:07.799 I saw two different weather models over the weekend. One 25 00:01:07.879 --> 00:01:09.439 of them set up to seven inches, one of them 26 00:01:09.480 --> 00:01:13.239 set up to ten inches, and that is gonna cause 27 00:01:13.280 --> 00:01:14.920 the flooding simply because look at all the rain we 28 00:01:15.000 --> 00:01:18.239 got last month and the ground is soaked. 29 00:01:19.000 --> 00:01:19.159 Uh. 30 00:01:20.040 --> 00:01:21.959 We always ask those folks. We know a lot of 31 00:01:22.000 --> 00:01:24.840 people that live, you know, we know the Masterson's, they 32 00:01:24.879 --> 00:01:27.599 own cqs. Our kids went to school together, and I 33 00:01:27.640 --> 00:01:31.040 grew up with the boys end up and who they married. 34 00:01:31.400 --> 00:01:35.040 But it's like, how many times? How many times can 35 00:01:35.079 --> 00:01:37.920 you shut the restaurant down and move stuff and lose money? 36 00:01:38.079 --> 00:01:38.560 And they do it. 37 00:01:38.599 --> 00:01:40.200 They're like, look, this is what it's like. This is 38 00:01:40.239 --> 00:01:41.680 what it is. We own a business on the river. 39 00:01:41.719 --> 00:01:42.319 It's what it is. 40 00:01:42.480 --> 00:01:45.079 But I'm sorry, you're You're only human. At some point 41 00:01:45.120 --> 00:01:47.680 you got to go, man, I'm over this. We might 42 00:01:47.719 --> 00:01:49.840 want to relocate to a little bit higher ground. I mean, 43 00:01:49.879 --> 00:01:52.120 you think, all right, today it's gonna be fun. I 44 00:01:52.159 --> 00:01:57.239 got Marty Polio coming on at ten o'clock today. We're 45 00:01:57.239 --> 00:02:00.439 gonna have fun with him. He's retiring. Yes see, he's 46 00:02:00.480 --> 00:02:02.959 got I texted him the other day and he knew 47 00:02:03.000 --> 00:02:06.319 exactly how many days. He answered in four seconds, says 48 00:02:06.359 --> 00:02:08.120 how many days you got left, he was like ninety. 49 00:02:08.560 --> 00:02:11.439 So he's on top of it. He's he has dedicated 50 00:02:11.479 --> 00:02:13.680 his life Jeffson County Public Schools. He's been there his 51 00:02:13.840 --> 00:02:18.080 entire career, and he will leave from Jefferson County Public Schools. 52 00:02:17.960 --> 00:02:18.919 Teacher to superintendent. 53 00:02:18.960 --> 00:02:25.360 That's pretty resolutely coaching, athletic director, principal, and then and 54 00:02:25.360 --> 00:02:27.639 then the job. I'll have him tell the story of 55 00:02:27.719 --> 00:02:30.560 how he got the job. Funny, which is funny. He 56 00:02:30.639 --> 00:02:33.360 told me that story. We were having a beer a 57 00:02:33.360 --> 00:02:34.759 couple of years ago and he told me the story 58 00:02:34.759 --> 00:02:36.800 and I went no way. He had never expected to 59 00:02:36.800 --> 00:02:39.319 get the job. He thought he was just interviewing because 60 00:02:39.319 --> 00:02:41.960 they needed people to interview and they got their calls. 61 00:02:42.000 --> 00:02:44.800 So Marty Old will join us here in a little bit. 62 00:02:45.360 --> 00:02:48.280 Why did Morgan Wallen walk off Saturday Night Live? Are 63 00:02:48.280 --> 00:02:50.159 they making and they're trying to make this out because 64 00:02:50.560 --> 00:02:53.639 I will tell you this, he had a look on 65 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:55.520 his face when he walked off, and he was pretty 66 00:02:55.879 --> 00:02:56.599 quick about it. 67 00:02:56.840 --> 00:02:59.479 Yeah. Well, yeah, he's kind of the shy person to 68 00:02:59.520 --> 00:02:59.879 begin with. 69 00:03:00.000 --> 00:03:01.800 When when I first saw this story pop up in 70 00:03:01.879 --> 00:03:04.680 my news feeds this weekend, the explanation that was given 71 00:03:04.719 --> 00:03:07.199 by some of the some of the SNL production crew, 72 00:03:07.639 --> 00:03:09.240 or at least that's what it was attributed to, was 73 00:03:09.280 --> 00:03:12.120 that that's what he did during rehearsals, and that's what 74 00:03:12.159 --> 00:03:14.479 he thought he was supposed to do. At the end 75 00:03:14.520 --> 00:03:16.919 of the live show, was just kind of okay, it's done, 76 00:03:17.479 --> 00:03:20.719 finished my songs, good night everybody, and exit stage right. 77 00:03:20.759 --> 00:03:22.319 He didn't realize he was supposed to stay around in 78 00:03:22.360 --> 00:03:24.159 high five everybody in chit chat. 79 00:03:24.159 --> 00:03:28.000 I smell bs. Come on, dude, how many time has 80 00:03:28.039 --> 00:03:30.680 he seen the artist walk off? Well, you know, his 81 00:03:30.719 --> 00:03:32.520 show has been on for fifty years. 82 00:03:32.599 --> 00:03:34.360 He's supposed to have been he was supposed to have 83 00:03:34.680 --> 00:03:37.439 He's been booked to be on SNL twice before. 84 00:03:38.680 --> 00:03:43.400 One time is he a bumpkin? No? And then what's 85 00:03:43.439 --> 00:03:43.919 the then? 86 00:03:44.199 --> 00:03:45.919 I mean, if he's not a look, if he's a 87 00:03:45.919 --> 00:03:48.039 good old boy and that's not usually off the farm 88 00:03:48.120 --> 00:03:49.919 and what and he became an artist? 89 00:03:49.960 --> 00:03:50.240 Great. 90 00:03:50.479 --> 00:03:52.400 It's like, I really understand what was going on. 91 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:54.759 One time he got bumped for the COVID stuff. The 92 00:03:54.800 --> 00:03:57.080 other time was when it got revealed some of the 93 00:03:57.120 --> 00:04:00.479 things he'd said way way way back when on Twitter 94 00:04:00.599 --> 00:04:03.039 or Instagram and they dropped him. So this was the 95 00:04:03.080 --> 00:04:04.199 third try to get him on there. 96 00:04:04.280 --> 00:04:07.240 Yeah, all right, so you're saying innocent enough, Yeah, I 97 00:04:07.240 --> 00:04:14.039 think he is. Okay, April Fool's Day, don't just God 98 00:04:14.120 --> 00:04:15.240 got by? 99 00:04:15.280 --> 00:04:18.439 Who by a social media post that said the second 100 00:04:18.519 --> 00:04:20.000 Street Bridge was going to begin? 101 00:04:22.639 --> 00:04:23.480 Who did that? 102 00:04:23.759 --> 00:04:26.920 It was an account called WTF Louisville that I saw. 103 00:04:27.240 --> 00:04:30.560 Okay, that's a good one one, that's a good one. 104 00:04:30.720 --> 00:04:32.879 I don't mind the social media stuff as long as 105 00:04:32.879 --> 00:04:37.120 this not someone died. Yeah, John Shannon. 106 00:04:37.759 --> 00:04:40.240 Was still I'm not gonna say it was funny. 107 00:04:40.279 --> 00:04:41.079 It's still funny. 108 00:04:41.120 --> 00:04:42.040 That was a good one. 109 00:04:42.199 --> 00:04:42.399 Yeah. 110 00:04:43.319 --> 00:04:45.759 You know, here's the thing. Most there are a lot 111 00:04:45.800 --> 00:04:47.839 of great April fools Days. 112 00:04:47.600 --> 00:04:48.680 That have gone wrong. 113 00:04:49.480 --> 00:04:52.959 Don't do them. They're annoying. I had a friend that 114 00:04:53.040 --> 00:04:56.360 did it every year. And then Dwight picked up where 115 00:04:56.360 --> 00:05:00.360 he left off. Dwight was so bored at the is. 116 00:05:00.399 --> 00:05:04.240 All he did was want to annoy people. That's what 117 00:05:04.360 --> 00:05:07.879 he did. He's very talented. And when you take all 118 00:05:07.959 --> 00:05:12.199 that talented energy to annoy people and he has no outlet, 119 00:05:12.240 --> 00:05:15.160 it's like a title wave. It's like a title wave. 120 00:05:15.439 --> 00:05:16.920 It is crazy. 121 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:17.360 All right. 122 00:05:17.439 --> 00:05:20.199 The other story of the news is this six billion 123 00:05:20.480 --> 00:05:24.399 with a B six billion dollars data center, data center, 124 00:05:25.000 --> 00:05:30.199 data center coming to Oldham County. These data centers are 125 00:05:30.240 --> 00:05:33.279 going up all over the country. 126 00:05:33.439 --> 00:05:34.560 Right, this is. 127 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:39.040 Where the world is going. This is where your memories 128 00:05:39.040 --> 00:05:41.120 and your brain will be stored in some day, at 129 00:05:41.120 --> 00:05:45.319 some point. This is all right, this is the Remember 130 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:49.439 they used to talk about who who froze their head? Disney, 131 00:05:49.439 --> 00:05:52.560 Ted Williams, Ted Williams and Disney had the famous one 132 00:05:52.600 --> 00:05:57.560 was Disney the cryogenics. The cryogenics froze his head. Right, 133 00:05:57.680 --> 00:06:00.480 this really is where all your memories are gonna go. Okay, 134 00:06:00.720 --> 00:06:05.240 there's going to be a electronic version of you in 135 00:06:05.279 --> 00:06:07.800 the data center. But let's get back to reality and 136 00:06:07.839 --> 00:06:11.480 what's happening now. We have to have all this for 137 00:06:11.720 --> 00:06:14.480 crypto and everything else. AI. 138 00:06:14.720 --> 00:06:18.959 Yeah, AI demands, Yeah, facilities just for AI. Like if 139 00:06:18.959 --> 00:06:23.399 I do the erase option on my phone for photos 140 00:06:23.560 --> 00:06:26.079 with Google, it's got to go to a data center 141 00:06:26.160 --> 00:06:28.160 somewhere prosts all that process all that and send it 142 00:06:28.199 --> 00:06:28.560 back to me. 143 00:06:28.639 --> 00:06:31.160 Here's the thing. People are like, delete that picture. They're 144 00:06:31.199 --> 00:06:33.600 not really deleted, are they? 145 00:06:33.800 --> 00:06:34.000 No? 146 00:06:34.040 --> 00:06:36.120 I mean, do you think they're gone gone? 147 00:06:36.199 --> 00:06:38.480 Well it's interesting too, Like on my phone. I have 148 00:06:38.480 --> 00:06:40.600 a Galaxy and almost people by iPhones. But when you 149 00:06:40.639 --> 00:06:43.040 delete something, you have to go to your trash to 150 00:06:43.120 --> 00:06:45.639 delete it a second time. Correct, which is iPhones is 151 00:06:45.639 --> 00:06:48.319 the same way quote unquote completely. I'm sure it's still 152 00:06:48.399 --> 00:06:51.279 stored somewhere else. That's my point. It's in the cloud somewhere. 153 00:06:51.319 --> 00:06:51.519 Yeah. 154 00:06:51.519 --> 00:06:53.519 If you if you back up your photos, whether you 155 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:55.759 use iPhoto or Google Photo, it's backed up in it. 156 00:06:55.959 --> 00:06:57.600 I go to my here's the question. Yeah, so I 157 00:06:57.800 --> 00:07:00.439 can I go to my cloud and recover that I 158 00:07:00.480 --> 00:07:02.480 deleted in twenty and sixteen. 159 00:07:02.839 --> 00:07:05.439 Sometimes I've got if you've got your backup set up. 160 00:07:05.519 --> 00:07:08.639 Yeah, all right, So these places, obviously we talk about it. 161 00:07:08.639 --> 00:07:16.360 It demands an entire It demands energy like nobody's business. Yeah, 162 00:07:16.360 --> 00:07:20.160 it does a lot of energy facilities. It takes a 163 00:07:20.160 --> 00:07:22.360 lot of people and money to build them. But after 164 00:07:22.360 --> 00:07:26.720 they're together, there's ten engineers that run the whole place. Yeah, 165 00:07:26.759 --> 00:07:28.800 And a lot of times if they build these things 166 00:07:28.839 --> 00:07:31.360 close to each other, they'll share the ten engineers and 167 00:07:31.360 --> 00:07:34.160 now it's just five working at each place. But what 168 00:07:34.240 --> 00:07:38.120 it takes to run that place electricity wise, is the 169 00:07:38.120 --> 00:07:41.600 electricity that Saint Louis needs in a day. That's what 170 00:07:41.600 --> 00:07:44.959 they're not telling you. They don't have enough energy for 171 00:07:45.079 --> 00:07:46.920 that and to power your car. 172 00:07:47.040 --> 00:07:50.839 No, that's why they're worried about. If everybody goes to EV's, 173 00:07:50.920 --> 00:07:54.839 the grid cannot handle everybody going to EV's and getting 174 00:07:54.920 --> 00:07:55.480 rid of gas. 175 00:07:55.399 --> 00:07:56.360 Cars that we have. 176 00:07:56.439 --> 00:07:59.079 We got to do a massive upgrade on our electrical 177 00:07:59.079 --> 00:08:01.399 infrastructure across the country to handle what's coming. 178 00:08:02.040 --> 00:08:06.480 The war on nuclear energy has been a problem. 179 00:08:06.879 --> 00:08:08.759 Yeah, it's clean energy. 180 00:08:08.920 --> 00:08:12.240 Leave it to the nineteen seventies to screw it up. Okay, 181 00:08:12.279 --> 00:08:15.959 they had syndrome, they had to write and Three Mile 182 00:08:16.000 --> 00:08:22.720 Island Michael Douglas and Henry or Jane Jane Fondah and 183 00:08:22.720 --> 00:08:24.839 then Three Mile Island came out? Did did did that 184 00:08:24.879 --> 00:08:26.920 come out? Afterwards? The movie Three Mile? 185 00:08:27.240 --> 00:08:30.079 John's like, what are we talking about? Three Mile Island 186 00:08:30.120 --> 00:08:36.039 in Pennsylvania. The nuclear incident they had there happened after 187 00:08:36.080 --> 00:08:36.840 the China syndrome. 188 00:08:36.879 --> 00:08:39.159 Okay, but just by a matter of like a couple 189 00:08:39.159 --> 00:08:41.840 of months, John, do you know what China syndrome means? 190 00:08:42.240 --> 00:08:43.720 I do not. I would assume it means you're just 191 00:08:43.799 --> 00:08:45.320 paranoid about China all the time. 192 00:08:47.320 --> 00:08:53.240 So if a they said they told us if the uranium, 193 00:08:53.399 --> 00:08:56.240 if there was a meltdown at a nuclear New clear. 194 00:08:56.279 --> 00:08:57.879 I want to say it right because terry miners will 195 00:08:57.919 --> 00:09:02.320 text me. He already, I swear to God. So they 196 00:09:02.480 --> 00:09:05.600 they said, if you have a meltdown, that the uranium 197 00:09:05.679 --> 00:09:09.399 core would melt into the ground and melt all the 198 00:09:09.440 --> 00:09:12.159 way to China through the earth. That's what they told us. 199 00:09:12.440 --> 00:09:15.559 So that's why I called it the China syndrome. I 200 00:09:15.600 --> 00:09:19.200 think we had what it's worse, which is Chernobyl. Chernobyl, 201 00:09:19.279 --> 00:09:20.799 there's no worse accident. 202 00:09:20.960 --> 00:09:24.279 Well, I'd put Fukushima up there because they did have 203 00:09:24.360 --> 00:09:26.840 nuclear because of the yeah, because of the thing was 204 00:09:26.879 --> 00:09:30.519 an explosion. Fukushima was an actual meltdown of that nuclear 205 00:09:30.519 --> 00:09:32.600 core you're talking about through the bottom of at least 206 00:09:32.639 --> 00:09:33.480 two reactors. 207 00:09:33.720 --> 00:09:38.399 But we've had submarines and aircraft, carriers and destroyers that 208 00:09:38.440 --> 00:09:42.360 have been powered by this this you know, these cores 209 00:09:42.799 --> 00:09:47.840 for seventy years or something. Crazy. My son was on 210 00:09:47.879 --> 00:09:50.919 a sub his first little thing where they have to 211 00:09:50.960 --> 00:09:52.440 go through and decide which one you want to do. 212 00:09:52.840 --> 00:09:54.720 His sub was the oldest sub in the fleet, was 213 00:09:54.720 --> 00:09:57.159 built in eighty seven, and he was like, Dad, you 214 00:09:57.279 --> 00:10:01.679 understand that that nuclear nuclear engine has not been cracked open. 215 00:10:01.840 --> 00:10:03.919 They put it in the damn thing and it's been 216 00:10:03.919 --> 00:10:09.919 providing energy for that sub for forty years. Yeah, continuously continuous. 217 00:10:09.960 --> 00:10:10.799 There's there's two. 218 00:10:10.919 --> 00:10:12.000 It's this, it's the key. 219 00:10:12.440 --> 00:10:15.000 There's two nuclear submarines at the bottom of the Atlantic 220 00:10:15.080 --> 00:10:17.159 right now that had implosion incidents. 221 00:10:17.240 --> 00:10:19.240 Their nuclear actors are still still running. 222 00:10:19.279 --> 00:10:21.799 They monitor them. They haven't leaked, but they're still there. 223 00:10:21.799 --> 00:10:22.720 They can produce power. 224 00:10:22.840 --> 00:10:25.480 So what they're going to have to solve the power issue? 225 00:10:25.480 --> 00:10:27.879 So Oldham County, there is a new Facebook group that 226 00:10:28.000 --> 00:10:33.000 is opposing this new this construction site and data center. 227 00:10:33.159 --> 00:10:34.799 I don't think they're going to be able to keep 228 00:10:34.840 --> 00:10:35.519 that out of there. 229 00:10:35.600 --> 00:10:38.159 They're upset because of the rezoning because it's going to 230 00:10:38.240 --> 00:10:42.080 rezone a large chunk of agricultural land, farming land. 231 00:10:42.159 --> 00:10:45.360 It's a huge chunk of land, close to three hundred acres, 232 00:10:45.360 --> 00:10:47.279 but they do want to surround it with trees and 233 00:10:47.320 --> 00:10:48.679 do it in tree so where you don't see it. 234 00:10:48.679 --> 00:10:50.639 So if you're if you're driving by, you wouldn't see 235 00:10:50.679 --> 00:10:55.279 the facility now, but it is this is where these things. 236 00:10:55.279 --> 00:10:57.519 There's another one going up in Indiana. Yeah, right across 237 00:10:57.559 --> 00:11:00.360 the river Front again, six billion dollars. This is where 238 00:11:00.399 --> 00:11:02.320 the world is going. The world is going to be 239 00:11:02.360 --> 00:11:06.639 stored in these facilities. But they demands a lot of energy. 240 00:11:06.919 --> 00:11:07.159 Yep. 241 00:11:07.440 --> 00:11:11.039 So if you're going to use that energy, I would 242 00:11:11.039 --> 00:11:13.320 assume you're going to pay taxes on the set energy 243 00:11:13.320 --> 00:11:15.320 that you were using. So that is some tax base 244 00:11:15.399 --> 00:11:18.080 for Oldham County I guess right, unless we give it 245 00:11:18.080 --> 00:11:19.240 all to them the r c C. 246 00:11:19.399 --> 00:11:20.679 Yeah, we don't know what kind of what kind of 247 00:11:20.759 --> 00:11:23.320 incentives they've given them to put it there, energy wise, 248 00:11:24.080 --> 00:11:26.559 property code wise, whatever, but yeah, there's going to be 249 00:11:26.600 --> 00:11:28.480 some some increase in the tax base to to the 250 00:11:28.600 --> 00:11:31.600 r e c C or KU whoever supplies their power 251 00:11:31.600 --> 00:11:33.159 there for them to do this. 252 00:11:33.320 --> 00:11:33.519 You know. 253 00:11:33.600 --> 00:11:35.840 And I and again most people don't oppose it. Like 254 00:11:35.840 --> 00:11:38.480 the Olden County people that they were interviewing yesterday was like, look, man, 255 00:11:38.519 --> 00:11:41.360 we don't we don't oppose progress, but this is crazy. 256 00:11:42.679 --> 00:11:45.519 They've seemed like very nice people, and I don't think 257 00:11:45.519 --> 00:11:47.360 they're going to be able to stop it. No, it's 258 00:11:47.360 --> 00:11:50.320 a six billion dollar data center that those things go 259 00:11:50.360 --> 00:11:51.159 where they want to go. 260 00:11:52.240 --> 00:11:53.840 And if they don't take it, if they were just 261 00:11:53.840 --> 00:11:58.759 somehow miraculously for them kick it back. There's another There's 262 00:11:58.799 --> 00:12:00.600 one hundred other places that would take it. 263 00:12:01.600 --> 00:12:04.159 I want to talk about the hawk Twoy girl, but 264 00:12:04.200 --> 00:12:05.879 I'm gonna save that for a little bit later in 265 00:12:05.919 --> 00:12:10.039 the show. I mean I didn't I thought he was 266 00:12:10.120 --> 00:12:13.120 cute and thought that she was gonna you know, that 267 00:12:13.320 --> 00:12:15.759 was success. But after you saw, after I watched her 268 00:12:15.799 --> 00:12:20.679 being interviewed, she's not an interesting She has nothing to say. 269 00:12:21.000 --> 00:12:22.440 And people had one moment. 270 00:12:22.720 --> 00:12:26.519 She had one moment, and people were trying to say, hey, 271 00:12:26.600 --> 00:12:28.519 is this going to be a character we can use, 272 00:12:28.799 --> 00:12:32.039 And after several people had them, including Bill Maher and 273 00:12:32.080 --> 00:12:34.360 all them that had her on, they were all like, yeah, okay, 274 00:12:34.399 --> 00:12:35.240 there's nothing here. 275 00:12:35.399 --> 00:12:37.679 Well then she made nothing interesting to say and she 276 00:12:37.720 --> 00:12:40.399 made a bunch of people mad trying to introduce a cryptocurrency. 277 00:12:40.559 --> 00:12:42.960 Well she's in the news because she's gotten clear of 278 00:12:43.000 --> 00:12:43.279 all that. 279 00:12:43.519 --> 00:12:45.639 Oh really, Oh okay, yeah yeah. 280 00:12:45.519 --> 00:12:47.840 Yeah, So we'll talk about her, but real quick. I 281 00:12:47.879 --> 00:12:49.600 think it's I think we got two or three minutes 282 00:12:49.639 --> 00:12:51.159 for the joke of today, and you're gonna handle that. 283 00:12:52.120 --> 00:12:52.639 What is the. 284 00:12:52.639 --> 00:12:56.480 Torpedo bat is? Oh yeah, I think there's a story here. 285 00:12:56.840 --> 00:12:58.159 We're making them down the street. 286 00:12:58.279 --> 00:12:59.840 Yeah, Louisville slugger's getting in on it. 287 00:13:00.120 --> 00:13:02.279 Why is it you can play baseball for like one 288 00:13:02.360 --> 00:13:06.039 hundred and fifty years and then now just figure out, 289 00:13:06.519 --> 00:13:08.720 what if we make the sweet spot for each bat 290 00:13:08.799 --> 00:13:11.600 or thicker in that area? What? Why is this? This 291 00:13:11.639 --> 00:13:14.639 seems like an idea somebody should have come up with. 292 00:13:16.279 --> 00:13:17.960 A long time ago, and it. 293 00:13:18.799 --> 00:13:24.240 Took an MIT educated professor who was also a minor 294 00:13:24.320 --> 00:13:26.279 league batting coach for the Yankees to come up with it. 295 00:13:26.360 --> 00:13:29.360 That's what I'm saying. Ellie day La Cruz is sold. 296 00:13:29.440 --> 00:13:31.480 He had two homers last night and drove in like 297 00:13:31.519 --> 00:13:35.159 seven runs against my Rangers with one of those torpedo bats. 298 00:13:35.240 --> 00:13:37.480 It was an insane amount of home runs. And now 299 00:13:37.840 --> 00:13:40.320 I'm bordered if it's a placebo at first too, when 300 00:13:40.399 --> 00:13:44.799 you feel when you're feeling the groove and the ball 301 00:13:44.919 --> 00:13:47.639 is huge coming at you, possible, so you're doing it, 302 00:13:47.639 --> 00:13:50.360 it's not exactly the bad. It's your brain fooling you 303 00:13:50.440 --> 00:13:51.320 to hit a home run. 304 00:13:51.399 --> 00:13:53.559 Golf's been doing it for years with custom made golf 305 00:13:53.559 --> 00:13:56.279 clubs and for those pros adjusting the sweet spot on 306 00:13:56.320 --> 00:13:58.200 them and making the heads in a certain way so 307 00:13:58.600 --> 00:14:00.919 you know it's customized to their swing, so. 308 00:14:02.399 --> 00:14:05.840 I mean it's legal by baseball rules. It's legal. Any 309 00:14:05.879 --> 00:14:07.120 team out there can use it. 310 00:14:07.159 --> 00:14:09.840 Obviously, the Yankees used it to great success on Day 311 00:14:09.840 --> 00:14:12.399 one or Opening Day, though Mike Judge says he doesn't 312 00:14:12.399 --> 00:14:15.080 need it because hey, I've led the league at home 313 00:14:15.159 --> 00:14:16.559 runs through the last four years. 314 00:14:16.600 --> 00:14:19.559 Ellie da la cruz U, there is no bigger sucker 315 00:14:21.480 --> 00:14:26.159 than the average golfer buying expensive balls and clubs. I know, 316 00:14:26.720 --> 00:14:32.360 the marketing to the average beer drinking golfer to go 317 00:14:32.440 --> 00:14:35.440 out and drop big bucks on the balls and the 318 00:14:35.960 --> 00:14:39.440 and the chefs and the grips and all that is 319 00:14:39.480 --> 00:14:45.919 the biggest ripoff ever. Your game, Does it need a 320 00:14:46.000 --> 00:14:46.919 ten dollars ball? 321 00:14:47.080 --> 00:14:48.639 I think about that every time I go out and 322 00:14:48.639 --> 00:14:50.440 look at my golf bag and see the big berth 323 00:14:50.480 --> 00:14:54.759 of ceramichead driver and knowing that the ball holder in 324 00:14:54.799 --> 00:14:56.799 it is full of max fly ddH golf. 325 00:14:56.559 --> 00:14:59.840 Ball, just just go. If you ever get an opportunity 326 00:14:59.840 --> 00:15:03.279 to play with a semipro or a pro and then realize, Okay, 327 00:15:03.279 --> 00:15:06.600 all this stuff is made for them because they do stuff. 328 00:15:06.679 --> 00:15:08.519 I have a friend that's a pro golfer, and he 329 00:15:08.559 --> 00:15:10.679 will do stuff like, I'm gonna just be talking to 330 00:15:10.840 --> 00:15:13.080 his Beth, going I'm gonna hit this three hundred and 331 00:15:13.120 --> 00:15:14.240 at the end they'll put a. 332 00:15:14.159 --> 00:15:14.679 Fat on it. 333 00:15:15.039 --> 00:15:16.600 And I'm like, w how do you put it? Fade 334 00:15:16.639 --> 00:15:19.879 on it at the end you mentally and he was like, no, 335 00:15:19.879 --> 00:15:22.600 it's easy. And at the end it goes three hundred 336 00:15:22.639 --> 00:15:24.519 yards straight and then at the end it curved around. 337 00:15:24.559 --> 00:15:26.720 I was like, what all I got to do is go, 338 00:15:26.799 --> 00:15:28.559 that's what those stuff are made for, all right, do 339 00:15:28.600 --> 00:15:29.759 the joke of the day, dude. 340 00:15:29.559 --> 00:15:31.559 All I gotta do is play one round with terry Miners. 341 00:15:31.639 --> 00:15:34.000 Realize it's not the clubs, it's me. 342 00:15:34.600 --> 00:15:38.399 It's me, all right, Come on, hey, fellas. 343 00:15:41.200 --> 00:15:44.000 So there's this older religious woman down in Etown. She 344 00:15:44.039 --> 00:15:45.120 goes to the pet store. 345 00:15:44.919 --> 00:15:48.080 There to buy a parrot as a companion. She gets 346 00:15:48.120 --> 00:15:51.600 it home and this thing begins swearing uncontrollably. Oh he's 347 00:15:51.679 --> 00:15:54.720 dropping f bombs. F Oh, come on, half the dog, 348 00:15:55.080 --> 00:15:57.480 f that venetti guy on the radio. 349 00:15:57.559 --> 00:15:59.919 And she she just can't handle it. 350 00:16:00.039 --> 00:16:02.360 So she grabs the bird, shoves it in the freezer, 351 00:16:02.399 --> 00:16:07.360 slams the door shut. Yeah, start squawking, shrieking, banging on 352 00:16:07.399 --> 00:16:11.720 the start squeaking, banging on the door, curses, and then 353 00:16:11.720 --> 00:16:14.039 all of a sudden it goes quiet. So after a 354 00:16:14.080 --> 00:16:16.519 few minutes, the lady walks back in the kitchen, opens 355 00:16:16.559 --> 00:16:20.559 the freezer door, scared, she's hurt this bird. The bird 356 00:16:20.559 --> 00:16:23.240 steps out onto her hand. He looks into the lady's 357 00:16:23.240 --> 00:16:26.200 eyes and says, ma'am, I'm truly sorry if my language 358 00:16:26.200 --> 00:16:28.639 has offended you, and I promise you it will never 359 00:16:28.720 --> 00:16:33.080 happen again. But if I may ask, what did the 360 00:16:33.200 --> 00:16:36.840 chicken do? 361 00:16:36.840 --> 00:16:37.720 Do we have crickets? 362 00:16:38.080 --> 00:16:38.639 The chicken? 363 00:16:38.960 --> 00:16:39.639 I don't get it. 364 00:16:39.679 --> 00:16:41.080 The chickens in the freezer already. 365 00:16:41.240 --> 00:16:45.320 I'll cut up. Okay. I think the first punch line, 366 00:16:45.360 --> 00:16:46.279 the fake one, was right. 367 00:16:46.240 --> 00:16:49.440 Right, exactly, all right, Johnny, thank you for doing that. 368 00:16:50.080 --> 00:16:53.519 He was a funny joke. I think back after your 369 00:16:54.159 --> 00:16:57.559 window Nation. Go to window nation dot com. They've got 370 00:16:57.559 --> 00:16:59.759 to buy four, get four free. But here's the deal, 371 00:17:00.480 --> 00:17:03.600 no interest, no payments for two years. So if you're 372 00:17:03.600 --> 00:17:06.400 thinking I really need new windows, I want to save 373 00:17:06.440 --> 00:17:09.079 on my electric bill now, but we don't have the 374 00:17:09.079 --> 00:17:12.279 budget to do the windows. Yes you do, because you 375 00:17:12.319 --> 00:17:14.079 they'll come out, they'll look at it, and you get 376 00:17:14.119 --> 00:17:17.759 two years no payment down no interest for two years. 377 00:17:17.759 --> 00:17:20.200 You're not gonna make a payment for two years, and 378 00:17:20.240 --> 00:17:24.119 you have windows for two years, So do it window 379 00:17:24.279 --> 00:17:26.519 Nation and you buy four get for free. You know 380 00:17:26.559 --> 00:17:30.759 how that works all the way up windownation dot com. 381 00:17:31.000 --> 00:17:33.759 Back after this on NewsRadio at forty wh as. 382 00:17:35.559 --> 00:17:36.119 This is. 383 00:17:38.400 --> 00:17:41.440 What is this slade? It's called back to to yesterday 384 00:17:41.440 --> 00:17:44.279 when you're the guy named his kids slade. 385 00:17:45.680 --> 00:17:46.759 Good for you. 386 00:17:46.759 --> 00:17:49.119 You know, it's not the boy's fault, right, it's your fault. 387 00:17:49.160 --> 00:17:49.680 You're the parent. 388 00:17:52.359 --> 00:17:54.599 I'm sure the girls would be. The girl's dads would 389 00:17:54.599 --> 00:17:57.880 be so glad. So who you going to the dance with? Slade? 390 00:17:58.079 --> 00:18:01.319 What the hawk too ey girl? 391 00:18:02.440 --> 00:18:02.720 Isn't it? 392 00:18:02.720 --> 00:18:03.359 Hawk Tuah? 393 00:18:03.680 --> 00:18:03.880 Yeah? 394 00:18:03.920 --> 00:18:07.200 Hawk toua see Miners is gonna text you about that? 395 00:18:07.359 --> 00:18:10.000 I know, I know every time I say nuclear, it's 396 00:18:10.079 --> 00:18:16.000 nuclear new clear nuclear or nuclear No. Yeah, that's George 397 00:18:16.000 --> 00:18:21.920 Bush coined that one. Well, hawk Tua girl, she had 398 00:18:21.920 --> 00:18:24.440 her fifteen minutes and she turned it into more like 399 00:18:24.480 --> 00:18:28.680 fifteen days. Originally I could not. I remember. There was 400 00:18:28.720 --> 00:18:33.039 a salesgirl that sits salesgirl, sales executive. She sits right 401 00:18:33.079 --> 00:18:36.519